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I don't know where that came from, but we're we're stemming
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with pussy beans. We saw we saw field and they
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like laid it all out like flat and everything like that.
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And I was like, I wonder what they're growing?
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And he's like, I don't know, like cotton or nuts and or
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cotton or beans. Cotton.
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Or nuts. Cotton or beans and I go pussy
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beans. She put the she gave me the
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brand as Brandon Ferris fingers and goes pussy beans.
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Pussy beans. Hey, hey, Ryan.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Did you miss us? No, yes, of course I did.
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Of course I did. No.
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Did you miss me? Hell no.
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Wow, I mean it from my heart. Love you.
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Sure you do. In the eye, it's.
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The whole. Thing.
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The whole Speaking of holes. Gross.
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Are you setting me up for a joke?
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Again, I've learned not to do that.
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What was? Speaking, what about holes?
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I don't know, You both are literally on your phone while
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we're recording. So I'm just like, I don't know
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what to do I'm. I'm getting it though.
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I'm just trying to set this podcast up and hold it and keep
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it afloat while you guys make it crash and fucking burn.
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Yeah, because that's talk. I really make it crash and burn.
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How was your week, honey? Gay.
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That was it. In a house with two boys again.
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It was awesome. Multiple high fives over her
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head. Just wieners and dongs.
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I walked around naked in Ryan's house again.
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It was kind of fun. Multiple times.
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He also sent me a picture of his ass while we were drinking your
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wine. Yeah, I'm not surprised by that.
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What if I told you I was joking? I would you believe me.
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I would not believe you that you were.
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Joking. I believe that.
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I believe that he absolutely sent all that stuff.
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Oh, speaking. Of which, Speaking of ass bitch.
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Fucking the little tab literally spun around entirely like 180.
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I was like what the fuck man? And then they all clapped.
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I'm glad you have a pop top for this episode because I've got a
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cup of. Frozen.
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NA, Rose and Coca-Cola and it's pretty fucking.
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Good, it's. Really good I'm.
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Drinking the green tea thing that you had me try or wanted
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me. To what's the flavor?
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It's an Aulani for those little. Aulani lime slush and then I got
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a MC Ultra 0. She didn't like it.
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I did not. I love, I love that you changed
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the the sound board back. Well, not entirely because.
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So, so confused. It's so good.
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I've never heard I say. That I told you it's really
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loud. So when I first got on Discord a
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minute ago, it updated. I'm not shitting you.
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I think it said one of nine updates.
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Oh yeah. We've we've only been away for a
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week. No, but.
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For whatever reason. Discord will wait until a
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critical update. But yeah how I've always
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understood is they will wait till a critical update unless
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you up. I don't know unless you like
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reset the the program but they have to go in order for the
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update. So they'll update all the
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previous updates and then the critical update.
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Which doesn't make any sense, but it's dumb.
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I say it, it may not be Discord, but when I got on it was like
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two times as loud as it was and we didn't touch the settings on
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this P2. It like we had to turn it down.
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It was so loud. It was like what the fuck?
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Like I don't know if Discord changed the setting.
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It's not a problem. It was just like what?
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What the Hell's going on here? Like it was so loud when I first
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sat down. Try that and then afterwards
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tell me it doesn't taste like a strong bow.
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Like me, What's a strong bow me saying or you guys?
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Talking was extra loud. No, no, me.
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Like I could hear myself, like yelling in my own ear.
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It was crazy. Like when Amber sat down she put
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her headphones on. It was the same thing, it was
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just loud as shit. I didn't hear me.
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Just me. Yeah, when you turned it.
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Up it was just me. It was just super late.
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It's fine now. We turned it down but it was
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like holy shit, what happened? The only difference was discord
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updated. But anyway.
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You're boring the listeners. You had a good week, honey.
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I don't know K week. You said you didn't see me at
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all. That's why I was OK.
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No, I mean, we drove to Florida. That's why it.
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Was. The worst, No, I mean, we went
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to Florida and like all the plans that I wanted to do just
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kind of like didn't happen. So that sucked, but.
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We stayed with the boy again. We did.
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That wasn't the bad part. I surprised my mom.
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It was awful, really funny. So I stayed with my mom.
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She had no idea I was coming over.
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My brother knew on like Saturday or Sunday.
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And I was like, hey, don't tell mom or Jace, but I'm coming
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down. He was like, OK.
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I was like, you're annoying. This kid has.
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Grown up. He has, yes.
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Have you seen him recently? No, just what you told me at the
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restaurant. This kid has grown up into a
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man. He has.
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What did I tell you? About what he ordered.
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Oh yeah. So we, we went to Texas
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Roadhouse because mom wanted steak.
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And she was like, well, you know, money.
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I'm like, no, it's OK. I got, I got Bubs.
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It's fine. And the whole like, the whole
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time before we even got there, Mom was like, what's up?
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What? How old is he?
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14. He's 14.
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So disgusting. And before we even got there, I
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don't even know if like Bubs has actually like been to Texas
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Roadhouse or remembers being to Texas Roadhouse.
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And my mom goes, oh, that's one of those places where, like, if
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you say that you've never been there before, they'll give you
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like small portions of the sides so you can get like all the
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sites you want. Is that true?
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I don't know. He didn't.
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He didn't do that. I'm doing that next time.
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So we get there. Our waitress was amazing.
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She was so sweet. And I don't even think I told
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you this, Ryan. Maybe I did, I don't know.
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But the the waitress was awesome.
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And I looked at mom and I was like, don't worry about it.
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You know, I I got bobs. It's fine.
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And she was like, I'm not asking you to, I was like, I'm not
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asking you, I'm just telling you like.
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And then so they had a special, it was like $15.00 for an 8 oz
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sirloin or something like that. And mom was like, well, maybe
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you want that. And he was like, no, I want
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more. I want more food so.
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Because he's 14. Yeah, so I'm like, get whatever
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you want. And he goes, I'm getting the 12
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ounce rib eye. 12 or 16 ounce rib eye.
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Hell yeah. Brother.
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Whatever. Get that man a beer too.
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Why not? Seriously, I think I got the 12
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ounce filet, 8 oz filet or something like that.
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Jayce got a burger, Mom got the $15 sixteen dollar eight ounce
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sirloin and he ate that thing up.
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He had nothing left. He I think he had like 3 or 4
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bread. I also like not in the sense,
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'cause it's my fucking brother, do not make a joke.
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I blew his mind with the tater skins that we got for the whole
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table. He was like, is this sour cream
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or ranch? And I was like, that one's sour
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cream, this one's ranch. He dunk like half the the tater
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skin into the ranch, put it in his mouth and goes holy fuck.
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Like I guess he's never had like ranch dipped things before.
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He ate four of them out of eight.
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Yeah. I was like holy shit this boy
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went ham. I think he's 58.
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I need to take him to the Midwest because ranch comes on
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everything. There was another thing that
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happened. Come on, everything.
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Yeah, there's another thing that happened at at the restaurant.
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So towards the end of the meal, like I had to pee really bad.
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And I look over and I went to go and I like, I see like this
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group of people by the bathroom, like, what the hell?
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And I turn the corner and I just see this lady's feet like on the
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ground laying down in the hallway.
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And I was like, Nope. So he turned back around and my
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mom's like, that was quick. I was like, I didn't pee.
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She was like, why? What happened?
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And I'm like, I don't know, some lady's laying down on the
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ground. I'm just waiting for everybody
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to chill out. And my mom literally like turns
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over the like, what do you call that booth?
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The booth like a whole ass wall and turns around to see because
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it's like right behind us and both bubs and Jace was like mom
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stop. I'm like let her let her be a
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nosy Nancy. So the waitress comes over and
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my mom my mom is literally like still staring and I was like
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what happened? She's like, I don't know, this
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lady just like went to the bathroom and then like passed
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out or something. And we like, we're sitting there
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back and forth talking and stuff.
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Paramedics are already there at this point.
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And I looked at the I I told the waitress I was like, yeah, I'm
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sorry. My mom is, is nosy.
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And she was like, oh, OK. And my mom heard me say mom.
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And she goes, what? What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm nosy. And the waitress goes, oh, your
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daughter was just telling me that you're a nurse.
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So. And my mom was like, what?
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And I looked at the waitress. I was like, no, the hell she's
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not. It was so funny.
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And so yeah, they got her. I think they carried her out on
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a stretcher, to be honest. And then literally like right
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afterwards, there was a man in the same area by the bathroom
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sitting in a chair. As I walked over to the the
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bathroom. I'm like, what the hell?
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And he was like, yeah, I don't know what's going on.
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I don't, I remember if I ate dah, dah, dah.
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And then I come back and the waitress is talking to my mom
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again. Excuse me?
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And I'm sorry. And she was like, yeah, that's
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the guy. She goes, yeah, that that guy's
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from the same group where the lady like, passed out.
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Apparently he's passing out too. And my mom was like, yeah, what
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the hell is in the food? Should I be worried?
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And she goes, no, they had like 4 skinny margaritas.
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I was like, Oh my God. I remember the poisoned I.
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Remember when I was 14? They're like, is the food
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poison? They're like Nope, both of them
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just went ham on some tequila and they both passed out in a
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fucking Longhorn like. Texas Roadhouse.
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Yeah, how? Oh my.
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God, yeah. It's I've I've I've passed out
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in a Ruby Tuesday. Where did we go?
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Cheddar's. Cheddar's chatters.
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No, it was chatters. Fewer if it was a Ruby Tuesday.
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Brother I was so fucking blasted we day drank since like 11 AM
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this. Wasn't this trip?
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This was like, no, this was four or five years ago.
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And then we ended up getting a table at Cheddar's and I don't
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remember any of it. Obviously, I was out by like
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3:00 PM. We ate.
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We ate at like 7. Ridiculous.
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We were at, we were at Cabana. I was asleep.
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Oh no, this was probably like last year then.
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I was asleep on the table in a Cheddar's like head down in the
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soup. Last year it was it.
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It was within three years, 'cause I don't know.
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Oh, that was the day. That was the fucking day.
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I went to a show for the dance studio to try to promote the
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dance studio. I was in Daytona at like 7:00 in
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the morning. Oh yeah, hot as hell.
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And I'm texting him. He went some, I think he went to
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your aunt and uncle's house or something like that.
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Could be. And at 12:00, like right around
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the time I'm about to wrap up, he text me he was like oh I'm
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having a bro day with Tim. And I was like, oh fuck.
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I haven't seen Tim in like 2. Years.
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Fuck. It's been like 2 years.
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I'm like, OK, well, do you want me to join?
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Like at this point I already know he's like four or five
14:03
drinks and not beers, four or five drinks and.
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Your boy gets pooted. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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come on, come on, let's go. And I'm like, well, I'm in
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Daytona, bless you. I'm like, well, I'm in Daytona.
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We live in Aster. That's an hour away and then I'm
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going to be driving another hour to Sanford.
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And this was Oasis at the time. This wasn't even cabana.
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And I'm like, that's two hours before I get there.
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Are you going to be good? Are you going to still be there?
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And he was like, you know, Tim all the time.
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I. Was like I'm never leaving.
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I was like, alright, I'm. I ain't fucking leaving.
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Sorry, I'm like taking over with story times.
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So I'm like, fuck it, I'll just drive straight to Sanford and
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I'll stop, buy a bathing suit and then come on over.
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So I, I didn't stop at Target. I wanted to see where everybody
15:05
was like at and feeling, 'cause I don't want to buy a bathing
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suit and then change into it and then you all just fucking leave.
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So I get there and I can already tell Jay is like about to pass
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out. So fucking drunk in the pool and
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it's. I got to wear glasses because I
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look like a community. Yeah, my eyes are just. 100%.
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They're looking at two different people. 100% and Tim's there and
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then this like chick is there and it looked like she was like
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more into Jay than Tim. So I was a little concerned at
15:41
the time, not like with Jay, but like, who's this bitch?
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And he did one of those things where what you did like on your
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22nd birthday, she comes over or I come over and she's like, oh,
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he's been talking nonstop about you.
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And I'm like, that's. He won't shut up about his.
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Wife so. Every time I'm black out drunk
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I'm like where's my wife? I'm so bored.
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I've never met. I've never met this chick.
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And I'm like, OK, well, I'm going to run to Target really
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quick. I'm going to go grab a bathing
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suit. And she's like, oh, I have a
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bathing suit in my car you can use.
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And I'm like, yeah, exactly. It was so fast.
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It was so good. I think there's no lag on this
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one. That was so quick.
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So good. I just, I heard it and I was
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like, I got to have my finger. Ready to go 'cause?
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I got to time it right. So.
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Same. I'm like no, that's OK.
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Plus she's probably about like 50 to 60 lbs more than me and
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I'm like a freaking stick. So it's not much, but I come
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back, drink a little bit, and then we all get hungry.
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But we didn't want whatever Oasis was selling.
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So Tim goes, you want to go to Cheddar's?
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And I was like, I like Cheddar's and Jay drove there, so it'll.
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Leave. The fuck keeps letting me drive
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when I'm this bad? Like every time I hear one of
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these. Stories drunk when you got
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there. Every time I hear one of these
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stories, they're like, Oh yeah, you drove us home.
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And I'm like, Oh my God. No, you didn't drive home.
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I drove us home. We left your truck there and
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that was like a bad thing 'cause we had to be up at like 6 or 7
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the next morning when you were way hungover to go get it so you
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could go to. Yeah, so you can go to your aunt
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and uncle's house the next day or something like that.
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I do work. But so we go.
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I, I honestly think, no, you went with me.
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I was going to say I think you left with Tim, but no, you left
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with me. You were completely incoherent,
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being fucking ridiculous, pushing button.
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Like, not metaphorically, like you were pushing buttons in the
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car. I remember that.
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And I'm like, bro, will you fucking?
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Stop. I'll reach over and I'll turn
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the blinker on and then I'll hit the hazards and then I'll turn
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the radio up and then I'll turn the thing over and then I'll
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change her mirrors. All the things, yeah, it's
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fucking ridiculous. Incredibly funny with all of
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that is even when you're totally blasted and don't really know
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what's going on, you're still funnier than Tim.
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I am funnier than Tim. I was so glad you said this is
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so funny. So we get there.
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I don't. Know why that made me hard?
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Oh. My God.
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I'm funnier than Tim. Me.
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So we get there and like, I can't remember if it was like me
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or Tim, but like one of us, like had to hold you up.
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Yeah. And the Hostess ended up being
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our waitress or something like that.
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I was like good night. And it was like this cute, tiny,
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like black girl, woman, whatever.
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And adorable. I was like, Oh my God.
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Young woman, was the word. You were looking.
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Yeah, I know. That's why I changed it to a
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woman. But like, she was young, like
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she was a younger person. And so Tim and the girl ended up
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going. So the girl sitting next to me
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on my left, Tim is right across from her and then Jay is right
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across from me and the waitress comes over and you just start
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like bullying the fuck out of her.
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It was so fucking bad. And I looked at her and I was
19:40
like, I, no, that's a shame. Not a single fucking person
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left. And that's what I was so like it
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was, I don't remember what you said, but I just remember being
19:50
like, we need to get the fuck out of here.
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My bad. We need to get out.
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And it got to the point where like.
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I think you were like passing out.
20:02
Everybody relax. Karma has repaid me for that
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little mistake 1000 times over and you were like.
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You weren't being racist or anything like that.
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I certainly. Wasn't.
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But it was it was bad like you were.
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No, so. So I end up just like telling
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Tim the girl. I'm like, hey, can you just stay
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here for a minute? I'm gonna go put him in the car.
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Like I'm a dog. Like you're a fucking something
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like. A dog who's had too much to
20:34
drink. And you're just like, no, no,
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I'm good. No.
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And I was like. I thought this was America.
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I think that's actually what you fucking said.
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Oh, that's so funny. Holy shit that's so funny.
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I like I didn't get. I did not put the keys in the
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car. I didn't turn on the AC or
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anything like that for him, but I did.
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I had a portable fan in there. It was cool because it was like
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5 or 6:00 at night so the the sun was going down.
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I had a fan in the car. I literally pointed it at him
21:06
with the windows down. That's your son.
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I heard him. I put the windows like cracked
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and within literally 5 seconds of being in the car knocked the
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fuck out and. I'm fine, yeah.
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Pretty much. And then I was like, I'm so
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sorry guys. Like I haven't seen him this bad
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in a while and they're like, no, that's fine, that's whatever.
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And then? They know me.
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I well he did, she didn't and then I said something that I
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honestly don't remember the conversation, but it got awkward
21:41
really fast. Like I said something bad and I
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was like, OK, I'm ready to go. I'm putting all of my food away,
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I'm taking Jay's food and I'm just gonna go.
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She's such a Good Wife. She's like, he's such an
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asshole. Can you get Can I get a box?
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Yeah, you didn't even get your you didn't even get your food.
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That's the thing. We waited so long for our food.
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There's a there's a picture of us at the table and in the
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picture my head is on the table. I'm yes.
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There's a picture, I'm asleep at the table.
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Oh my God I don't. I've never seen that picture,
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but yeah, it's. The podcast episode thumbnail.
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If I could find it if. I could find it that.
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'D be hilarious, but yeah. Other than that though, like
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really good week, OK? Week.
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Week. Yeah, I barely.
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Saw you, I had a such a good time with Ryan.
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I didn't hang out. What?
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With Ryan. What'd you do with Ryan?
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Just hung out, like went to the bar.
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We haven't gone to a bar together in like 6-8 months.
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Yeah, it was. Good time.
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We did our podcast. We did.
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I had nothing but Nas. I had like 6 NA mango cards.
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Four. Yeah, yeah, I had a Red Bull.
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I stayed up until 6. You kept asking me like, do you
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want another one? And I finally looked at you and
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I'm like, honey, this is just liquids at this point.
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No, I know. Like I don't need.
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It, but it's that social. It's that social thing.
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I promise I'm good. I'm just drinking a liquid at
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this point. It's it's all.
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I'm all good. I can sit on one for the rest of
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the night. All right.
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I was like, I'm, I'm OK, I'm, I promise I'm good.
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Yeah, hanging out with them was fun.
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I get to, I got to meet Nicole actually, cause the first time I
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met her I was done. That was that night at Cabana,
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Yeah. And then I met the.
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Beautiful a few times at West End.
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No. Yes.
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Have I? Yes.
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I thought the only time was that night that was like really bad.
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No, that was the first time. I think he met her one other
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time. I was like, there wasn't like.
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Multiple. There may have been another no.
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I think there was one other time, but I think you were not
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that bad, but you were still sloshed that other time.
24:03
Fun. And then I met the beautiful
24:06
Isabel. I love her, the golden.
24:09
Retriever. The golden retriever she's.
24:14
A lot. She really is like, she's such a
24:17
nice she's. Listening.
24:18
She's nice, but. She's nice.
24:21
She's pure innocence, but goodness man, I couldn't
24:25
understand her. I was like, girl, I'm so sorry.
24:28
It's. 'Cause she's a woman.
24:30
I was like, I just can't understand you.
24:32
I'm gonna, I'm gonna nod and smile.
24:34
She. Slurs her words when she's sober
24:37
so she's she's a lot she's very nice she was but I can only take
24:43
so much of her because I just. I love her.
24:45
Whereas Nicole. I can, I can match her energy.
24:48
I can match her energy. So it's, yeah, probably one of
24:52
those things. They're both sitting there
24:54
silently. And you said he walked by just
25:00
now like it was crazy. I'm like, I can't do this.
25:03
I'm just gonna nod and smile. Yeah.
25:05
But I don't know if you know or not she skates.
25:08
Pretty good, I got that. And snowboards.
25:12
Is she yolp? Yeah, that was the joke.
25:15
Heyo. No, but I love her.
25:19
That's also probably why she was mad at you for the golden
25:21
retriever comment, because she hates by girls.
25:24
Dogs she. Hates dogs.
25:27
She hates by girls. She hates by girls.
25:29
Yeah, we had a whole long conversation and I was like, OK.
25:35
I don't care. OK, well, no, I mean, I get it.
25:39
I. Should I should specify we did
25:41
not have a conversation, she talked to me.
25:45
About how she hated. She talked at me how she hated
25:49
by girls and I just sat there and nodded.
25:51
I was like I am far too. Sober for this?
25:54
Conversation. Was this before or after this?
25:57
Was before this was one of the first times I'd seen her out in
26:00
years. I so funny Nicole and I talked
26:04
about it but it was one of our other mutual friends graduation
26:09
party or something along those lines.
26:10
Birthday party maybe. But I went to her parents house
26:14
at in Heathrow way back in the day.
26:18
This was like 2019 or something like that.
26:21
So but I partied at her house and she doesn't come out to the
26:26
bars very much anymore. But though I've seen her more in
26:28
the last like month than I had in the previous like 6 years, so
26:35
there's that. There's a reason for that, I
26:40
think she told me. But I don't know.
26:41
Put it on the podcast. Speaking of by girls.
26:45
Hey, yo. Welcome to the podcast everyone.
26:47
This is thanks hated episode. What is it 3232?
26:52
I'm here with notoriously by Amber.
26:55
Hey yo, your ever loving host Justin who's finally got some
26:59
sleep and Ryan. Vergara.
27:05
Ryan is here for Women's History Month.
27:08
You're doing this. I have. 26 minutes into the
27:11
podcast I can't handle. It and I it's.
27:14
So funny. 26 minutes and we're. Doing this the.
27:19
Intro. And I have a challenge for Ryan
27:24
for Women's History Month, or should I say Herstory Month.
27:30
And. That's such a lame.
27:31
Thing to. Do to.
27:33
Before you do that. Before we continue, Ryan, while
27:37
we're all talking, can you grab a marker, piece of paper or
27:41
pencil, Pen, doesn't matter. Something to write with,
27:43
something to write on. I don't care if it's your hand
27:45
or whatever can. You.
27:46
Yeah, give me one second one. So for my week, my, my mandate
27:57
this week, I'm going to have Ryan, OK, do something that I
28:02
think will be pretty funny, but we'll see.
28:07
Be sure to see. I got to move the references to
28:16
that one TV show out of my way. Huh.
28:24
I had the the references of Impractical Jokers here so so I
28:29
had to move that. I got it afterwards.
28:32
OK, I finally got all the moving boxes out of Ryan's studio for,
28:36
you know, 8 months ago. And then left them on the on the
28:45
bin for the recyclables. And the first moment of wind
28:53
blew. It blew them all over the place,
28:56
of course. It did.
28:57
Jesus Christ. So I I had to bring them in and
29:00
threw them out. Last time I tried to do
29:01
something nice. I threw them out this morning,
29:04
so they're gone. They're officially gone.
29:07
I feel like Craig is staring into my soul.
29:10
A little bit, yeah. Are you ready for this week's
29:17
challenge? This week's segment that I have
29:20
for you? Did you want to play along,
29:22
honey? After.
29:25
You want to do it after. After.
29:27
OK, so I'm going to explain the challenge and you'll have a
29:30
time. You'll be on a timer to get it
29:34
done. So as soon as I'm done
29:36
explaining, you got to start, OK?
29:37
OK. OK, so on that piece of paper I
29:40
need you to write the alphabet on the left hand side of the
29:44
paper going down from A-Z. OK.
29:48
ABCD da da da da. So our week was phenomenal.
29:56
We went down to Florida, we got the boat worked on.
29:58
I think I talked about it last week in the episode Got the boat
30:01
all done. He got the the fuel filters
30:04
changed out on Saturday, 2 days ago and apparently the boat
30:08
starts on the first, like the first second you touch the
30:13
button, it's like boom, like starts immediately.
30:16
Now there's no cranking, there's no nothing.
30:18
Brand new batteries, brand new oil, brand new fuel filter.
30:21
That thing runs like it's new. Fantastic.
30:24
You got your letters OK. Like we can see it.
30:30
Yes, I do. All right, this week's challenge
30:33
for Ryan is for National Women's History Month.
30:37
I'm going to have Ryan name a woman where their name starts
30:43
with the letter that is according to where he's at on
30:47
the alphabet. You can jump around if you need
30:49
to 1st. Name or last name?
30:51
It's first name. It starts with A, then to B.
30:54
You can go to LMIZ however you want to do it.
30:58
You can't do fictional characters.
31:00
These have to be known women. They don't have to be famous,
31:03
just known women. They could be in science, they
31:06
could be in literature, they could be in movies.
31:08
Doesn't matter. No porn stars.
31:12
Good luck. And you have if you can't do
31:20
this in 10 minutes, you have to buy a full price Angel Reese
31:24
jersey. That's your challenge.
31:29
You have 10, OK, you have 10 minutes and your time started
31:33
when I started talking. You have 8 minutes and 52
31:37
seconds. Are you serious?
31:38
That's bullshit. You said starting right after.
31:41
Fuck off. Now 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
31:46
Restart it. Amber Heard, write your names.
31:49
Write your names. You're writing them.
31:51
I'm not saying it. That's what.
31:53
No, no, no, you write it. That's why you have a piece of
31:55
paper with the letters. In front of you I will write
31:57
them down so you can just think about it.
32:00
OK, so so we're going to do an audio podcast where I have to be
32:05
quiet. And write down why I'm.
32:07
That's why I'm saying you say the name out loud and write it
32:10
on your paper that you put down in front of you.
32:13
I will write it down. I will write it down.
32:15
I will write it down. Just say the names Amber Heard.
32:18
8 minutes and 10 seconds. Oh fuck.
32:22
Caitlin. Clark.
32:23
Oh my. With AC or AKK?
32:28
At the end, no, it's AC Caitlin Clark is AC Ivanka Trump got to.
32:37
Throw that in. Oh fuck, one of my favorites,
32:44
Felicia Day. With APH or FF?
32:49
This is what I want to do to spell them.
32:50
Motherfucker is. Well, I can.
32:54
I can write them down. I got you.
32:56
I got you. Ivanka with an E or AY?
32:59
An I Ivanka is an I Brenda Song Very.
33:09
Good. Shout out Macaulay Culkin.
33:13
Does Heidi Klum count as a porn star?
33:16
Yes. No.
33:18
Good. Definitely not Heidi Klum.
33:21
She's an accomplished woman of the arts.
33:25
Does Vanessa Hudgens count as a porn star?
33:29
No. Oh my God, just the leaks.
33:38
So the the problem is you wrote it in non alphabetical order.
33:41
So now we got to write it in alphabetical order, so we know
33:44
he's done. Oh, my mom's favorite is Julia
33:48
Roberts. Nice.
33:50
I thought you were going to say your mom.
33:52
That's great. Honestly, we're super well
33:55
known. She's my favorite woman.
33:58
Oh my. God, Lindsay Lohan, Taylor
34:04
Swift. If we're doing this, that's an
34:07
easy one. I got to tell you right now,
34:12
good luck with the X my guy. Simone Biles wasn't that there
34:20
was AI think it was The X-Files that had.
34:29
A woman with an X. Yeah, in her name, Xanthor.
34:34
Do you know her last name? Are you OK if I look up?
34:38
I think it's Santa, just the one.
34:39
Just the one. I'll look it up. 5 minutes.
34:42
I'll look. It up, you'll look it up, OK.
34:43
I'll look it up. Keep going.
34:46
Oh. Baywatch star Yasmin Bleeth.
34:51
Very good. Can't forget her.
34:55
Gorgeous. She also did a lot of other
34:58
stuff. Danica Patrick.
35:03
I don't know if I said AD. I'm actually surprised that
35:08
you're going full sports on this.
35:09
It's very good. Do I have an M?
35:17
No. Maya Angelou.
35:21
Very good. See guys, he does like women.
35:30
Oh, oh oh, I can't believe I don't think I haven't said an O
35:35
yet. So I'm going to go with one of
35:37
my favorite actresses from Tron Legacy, Olivia Wilde and then P
35:49
Paula Abdul. I heard it.
35:59
What am I missing? Xandra Michelle was your ex.
36:05
That does count. Very nice.
36:06
OK EE Emma Watson? Yep.
36:15
Do I have an N? No.
36:20
What's her name? Naomi Osaka is that who?
36:29
It is. That's a crazy That's a crazy
36:31
poll. 4 minutes. I think that's who it is.
36:34
Do you have AQ? That's going to be a tough one.
36:39
Oh fuck Queen Latifah, does that count?
36:42
Very good I. Don't know what her real name is
36:44
but stage. Name is fine.
36:47
Stage name is fine. OK, where the fuck did you pull
36:55
Japanese tennis player Naomi Osaka, dude?
36:58
She's one of the best tennis players of all time.
37:02
Very good. You need AKI.
37:05
Need AK Katie Ledecky. I think that's her.
37:21
I think that's her last name. Do I have an RI?
37:29
Just had a name pop up. No, no, Raven Symone.
37:39
Got 3 to go. Three to go.
37:41
Which letters? I don't know.
37:43
That's why I asked you to write them down.
37:47
You fuck 2 minutes 35. I'm doing pretty good if I only
37:54
have 3 left. TTI.
37:56
Thought I already said Taylor Swift.
38:00
You did you did you did you? You Uma Thurman.
38:12
Very good. VV or BV?
38:19
As in Victor. As in vagina.
38:23
Did I? I said Vanessa Hudgens, didn't
38:26
I? I thought I did, Yeah.
38:28
OK, Yeah. OK, hold on, you need AZ.
38:38
Oh, New Girl actress. What's her name?
38:47
Zoe. It's a wild last name.
38:53
You got to nail it. It starts with AD.
39:00
It always does minute and 40. Deschanel is that.
39:06
Right. Very good, very good.
39:09
Yeah, all right. I'm feeling good, man.
39:11
Fuck you guys. Minute and 30.
39:23
I have one left. I don't think you have an OH, M
39:27
and OH. Do you have a W?
39:31
QR No, that's the one. City's missing Wynonna.
39:36
Judd. Is that the only one?
39:42
Yeah. All right, time is paused.
39:45
I'll tell you where you're at. 123-4567. 8 after the count 11.
39:51
121314151718192526. 26 Look at that.
39:59
Fuck yeah. Ryan, congratulations, I don't
40:03
have to buy. The worst basketball?
40:05
Jersey will do it. You will do anything not to give
40:09
Angel Reese money and I respect it.
40:11
Oh my God, you have a minute and 23 left.
40:13
I will say I was already thinking of people before and
40:18
you took like 30% of them. So I I will be saying names.
40:25
I swear on my life. I am not repeating you.
40:30
I've already told him my list that I had.
40:32
I'm probably going to forget some, but there's a couple.
40:37
Amber has 3 minutes because Amber is an accomplished
40:40
feminist and she should know how to name 26 women in 3 minutes.
40:44
Ryan, in front of you, you have the letters A-Z going down.
40:48
When she says a name, please write the fucking word next to
40:51
the letter. Thank you, God damn it.
40:54
All right? Are you ready for your three
40:56
minute challenge? What is the punishment if you
40:59
can't name 26 women in National Women's History Month?
41:03
I don't get eaten. What does that mean?
41:06
You don't eat me out. No, that's not a.
41:09
It's not. A punishment either one of us
41:11
can handle. No, I'm not going to suggest
41:15
that that's that's too. That's too mean.
41:20
I don't know. Discuss it afterwards.
41:23
We will come up with a punishment afterwards with the
41:25
group. What I was going to say complete
41:28
as a joke because this is too mean, but I was going to say you
41:32
have to buy a full priced Make America Great Again hat.
41:38
That's very good. That is very good.
41:42
Haven't I already been punished enough by you 2 assholes?
41:46
That's why I said it was too mean.
41:48
Whatever do you mean? First and foremost, whatever do
41:51
you mean first and foremost, you guys already fucking know
41:55
anyways. Go.
41:57
I do like that. That was very good.
41:59
All right. Timer starts in 321.
42:03
Anna Kendrick, BAE, Arthur B Arthur, Catherine O'Hara, Dolly
42:11
Parton, Emma Stone, Watson Doesn't matter.
42:17
Bitcoin. Stone Fergie, Who the fuck did I
42:28
have for G? Oh, now I'm blanking.
42:32
Normally what happens? You've got 2 minutes and 29
42:34
seconds. Would you like a hint?
42:37
Gwyneth Paltrow. Very good.
42:43
Because now I'm just thinking of his.
42:45
This was not good. Idina Mendez.
42:54
Jennifer Lawrence. Katie Holmes.
43:05
I don't know her whole name, Laura from That 70s Show and.
43:10
Gotta gotta have a name. Laura Palpatine, Mila Kunis and
43:22
Natalie Portman. I did have Olivia Wilde,
43:29
Penélope Cruz, Queen Latifah, Ruby Rose.
43:39
Oh fuck, Shakira. That counts.
43:42
Tina Fey. I can't.
43:48
I don't know her last name but it's the chick from Orange is
43:50
the New Black. Uba UDA, Adobe Adobo, something
43:56
like that. UVI did have Vanessa Hudgens.
44:02
Xena the warrior Princess. Nope, Y fictional character.
44:08
I don't have one for Y&Z as in Daya.
44:13
Well, I'm missing a letter GH. X.
44:19
X. Y no Xena I'm doing and W Whoopi
44:24
Goldberg. Can't do X.
44:27
I'm doing Xena you. Can do Xena, It's a fiction.
44:29
Character and everybody in the comments that is a woman tells.
44:32
That it's 30 seconds. It is a woman, but it's a
44:34
fictional character woman, so. HHHH.
44:39
One of the most famous women in history.
44:43
Hilary Duff. Very good.
44:45
I really thought you were going to go the other way.
44:47
Which way? You have 15.
44:50
You have 15 seconds. I don't have the other ones.
44:53
I didn't have X or Y. Nothing.
44:59
I think X is incredibly difficult I.
45:02
Don't know how I pulled Yasmin. Yasmin what?
45:08
Medulla. Is that a real name?
45:11
Yeah. OK, just going to say this time
45:14
over, you have failed the Women's History Month challenge.
45:21
But I didn't. You didn't have to do it in the
45:23
first place. So.
45:24
I've never watched. I'm not going to punish you
45:26
because you didn't need to do it in the first place and you chose
45:29
to. You're that brave because you
45:30
are a brave woman. No, you did.
45:32
I'm a strong. Woman.
45:35
Bro 3 minutes. I think X.
45:37
Is who did I have? Unfair in there.
45:43
Agreed. Oh, FI was going to say Florence
45:47
Pugh. That's how I that's who I wrote
45:50
down and then HI had Helena Bone.
45:56
Helen Keller. That.
45:59
Famous woman. Fictional.
46:01
Holy shit. Her story sounds fictional.
46:09
Oh, I wrote one down and I completely forgot about her for
46:13
a why I had Yoko Ono. Oh, that's.
46:16
A good one. That's a really good one.
46:18
I wrote that down. Other than that, I think I
46:22
remembered. Everybody.
46:23
I should have said Joan of Arc for Jay, but my mom probably
46:26
would have slapped me if I missed.
46:28
She is not fictional. Oh, and Meryl Streep, That's who
46:32
I wrote down. I don't know who, I said.
46:34
Mila Kunis. Oh, she's hot too.
46:37
So you're on that Laura thing? Yeah, I can't remember her name.
46:42
I know I said Palpatine, but it's like something with AP.
46:47
Oh, if I hadn't taken a shot at Amber Heard, I should.
46:54
I should have said Agatha Christie.
46:57
The. Very good.
46:58
Best selling author of all time. So that was my challenge, that
47:06
was my segment for the week. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
47:09
Next week is Amber's. See what she comes up with.
47:13
I just did the last one. No, no, it's mine.
47:15
It's mine. Yeah, I was like.
47:17
Speaking of women, I've got the porn comment of the week.
47:26
I hate it here. All right, this one is
47:29
completely insane. Try to follow me.
47:33
It's posted by Hertzog Ji. Think there's something in
47:36
there? The comment states Hertzog J is
47:41
interesting. Let's start with I've started
47:44
using Shrek as a unit of time, where one Shrek equals an hour
47:48
and 35 minutes, the length of the movie.
47:50
Examples See you in a Shrek an hour and 35 minutes.
47:54
Dinner will be ready in half a Shrek 47.5 minutes.
47:58
My birthday is only 469.9 Shreks away.
48:01
One month. 16 likes. Fantastic.
48:06
That's the fucking porn comment to the week that.
48:09
Was dumb. That is, I, I just.
48:12
Have you seen the the video where they play the movie?
48:18
But they only play the parts where they say Shrek.
48:21
Yes and it's like 30 seconds. Yes, I have.
48:25
It's like the the song where they took all the words out
48:27
except for rocks from Roxanne. Rocks, rocks.
48:34
That's my one of my favorite stems.
48:36
So good. Another one we we just created
48:39
another 1 today. Pussy beans.
48:44
I don't know where that came from, but we're we're stemming
48:46
with pussy beans. We saw, we saw a field and they
48:51
like laid it all out like flat and everything like that.
48:55
And I was like, I wonder what they're growing.
48:56
And he's like, I don't know, like cotton or nuts and or
49:00
cotton or beans, something like that.
49:02
Cotton or nuts? Cotton or beans and I go pussy
49:06
beans. She put the she gave me the
49:11
brand as Brandon Ferris fingers and goes pussy bangs.
49:16
I was doing that to. Her insane.
49:19
I told the whole time, the whole time this is.
49:22
So good So. Does anybody?
49:26
My my story for this week is my sister came into town after you
49:34
guys left because she is a show choir director in Illinois and
49:41
they were at nationals here at Disney Springs.
49:46
So she came down and I went and watched her groups perform.
49:51
I missed the first one which was the all male choir called You've
49:56
Got Mail, which is awesome. They did very well.
50:01
I saw the video afterwards and then they did.
50:03
What? What's the pun?
50:06
You've got males. Yeah.
50:09
It's an all male ensemble. Oh, OK.
50:14
You know, like female. Very good.
50:16
Yeah, Yeah. You mean like e-mail with
50:19
female? And then their female group,
50:23
they're all women's show choir group is called Lay Femme.
50:27
So I got, I actually got to see them.
50:30
They were incredible. They did a great job.
50:34
Very the kids put in a lot of work and you could tell they
50:38
they really cared about it. That was awesome.
50:40
And then their their main group. I got to see I'm.
50:44
Sorry. Is, is the choir, like when
50:47
you're in a choir, is it like pitch perfect, like how it's
50:50
acapella stuff? So it's it's similar to Pitch
50:55
Perfect in the sense, well, their stuff is what's called
50:59
show choir. And so that's dancing and
51:02
performing at the same time. So it's similar to that in the
51:07
sense that there's a little bit of production in there with the
51:10
dancing and singing along with the.
51:13
But they're not like making beats or anything.
51:15
It's not, no, it's not acapella. So they have an actual
51:20
instrumental ensemble that plays the music alongside of it too.
51:24
So it they and they get, they get judged, the set gets judged,
51:29
the choreo choreography gets judged, the the vocals get
51:35
judged, the soloist gets judged, all of that stuff.
51:38
So it's a, it's a whole like production.
51:41
And then their their main group I got to watch.
51:44
And then I sat with my sister and watched the announcements of
51:48
who made finals and they were one of the five finalists their
51:52
her main group. So they made finals and got to
51:55
perform one last time at like 8:30.
51:59
And then they did not have the finals announcement or who won
52:04
the award ceremony until like I think it was like 1130 is when
52:08
they started that. So it was a long day for all of
52:10
them. I got out and I was like, I got
52:13
to make my way back home. So I did Uber and just kind of
52:16
bounced around until I got back up here to town.
52:20
And this was over in Disney Springs.
52:22
From Disney Springs, yeah. Oh God.
52:24
So it was, it was a good time. I'm super happy that I got to
52:30
see my sister, my brother-in-law, because he made
52:32
the trip down as well. Super happy.
52:35
I got to see her kids perform because they were awesome.
52:39
I got to meet some of them because I was basically
52:42
following my sister around the entire time, just kind of
52:45
bouncing around and the. Kids.
52:48
Do you mean like children? High schoolers.
52:51
Oh, understood. OK, gotcha.
52:53
She's she's the choir director for the high school in town.
52:57
Got it. Yeah.
52:59
So out of all the way from Ohio, they got to go to Disney
53:02
Springs. Illinois, Ohio doesn't exist.
53:07
I actually made that joke because there was a group from
53:12
Ohio and I was like, they don't know where they're from.
53:15
Ohio doesn't exist. But she took you, said 5th.
53:21
No, I think they got third runner up, which is 4th place
53:27
overall out of out of the 10 that performed in their class.
53:33
And then there was, I'll have to pull up the, the amount of
53:37
groups there, but there was, there was a ton of groups
53:39
because they, they literally had a group performing every 20
53:42
minutes basically. Damn.
53:44
So it was a whole thing and they broke for lunch and, and dinner
53:48
and stuff. But yeah, it was, it was a long
53:50
day, but I had a blast. It was great.
53:53
Great seeing that. That's AW in the bag.
53:56
That reminds me of Winter Guard. Yeah, so I had fun.
54:01
They, they kept asking me because I was in a local high
54:05
school to them because she's in the area that I went to school
54:08
at too. But I, I was in the show choir
54:12
for one of the local high schools and all the kids were
54:15
like, do you miss it? Do you miss it?
54:16
I was like, no, because 1. I had probably the worst
54:19
director in show choir history. We ran him out of town after my
54:23
senior year. He was so bad.
54:26
No, he was awful. Like did not even do warm up
54:31
with us. Like real warm up.
54:34
We just were expected to start singing, which is number one.
54:39
That's bad for. You.
54:40
Oh yeah, it's terrible. Yeah.
54:42
And then he was also a terrible musical director.
54:46
So I just kind of screwed around when I was the lead.
54:49
But that's neither here nor there.
54:51
I said. I told the kids I was like, I
54:53
went to a different school three of my four years, and the choir
54:58
director there was a much, much better choir director, but it
55:04
was what's called a Madrigal choir, which is sacred pieces
55:11
during the middle. Ages.
55:14
So I told them I was like, I would prefer to do that, That's
55:17
more my my style rather than the singing and dancing.
55:20
I don't really care for dancing, so yeah.
55:24
But no, it was fun. It was a.
55:25
Lot. That's not your foette.
55:27
Your Forte. No, it's it was a dance joke.
55:31
A foette is a dance term. It's not your foette.
55:38
So they had instruments, right? Some of them did, yeah.
55:43
And they were singing and dancing, right?
55:45
So the choir sings and dance, and then there's a separate
55:48
ensemble behind the scenes that plays the music, right?
55:52
Right. Like a concert.
55:53
So back to our previous question.
55:56
So was it a concert or a play? It wasn't a play it would have,
56:02
it was a competition. But but if it was one or the
56:06
other, it was a play or a concert.
56:09
When is a concert not a play? It it would have been a concert
56:13
if it was them performing for, you know, an audience not in
56:18
competition form. So it would have been a.
56:20
Concert heard So like Battle of the Bands.
56:23
I see I got you. I get.
56:24
It yeah y'all. Are right.
56:29
That's AW. That's AW.
56:33
That was a good time though. I I was glad I got to see her
56:35
because it's been a while. So that's my story from from the
56:42
week. Just Uber pissed me off.
56:44
People pissed me off. Brother, we're, we're going to
56:49
save it for next week because I, I cannot explain to you how my
56:52
weekend went. It's bad.
56:54
This is the first time in two years I genuinely, no joke,
56:58
almost quit. Yeah, I almost quit my job.
57:00
But that's like for a whole ass other pod.
57:02
Oh no, no, we got to wait on that.
57:04
It's it's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, well, I only know half of
57:08
it too. So before we leave, I do have a
57:13
philosophical question. Oh.
57:14
Fucking I'm also in pain right now you guys, I don't know what
57:20
the hell. Happened but like nowhere, she
57:22
just immediately started cramping.
57:24
Yeah, thanks for National Women's Month.
57:29
One more day. So my question do dogs just
57:33
think we're barking weirdly when we talk?
57:37
No. Why not?
57:39
Because they can understand us. I I get that they can understand
57:44
us, but do they think it's just a weird bark that they can
57:47
understand? Understanding us was not the
57:50
question. The question was do they think
57:52
it's a weird bark? Well.
57:53
Fuck me then. Yes, I would say yes.
57:58
They think it's a weird bark. Yeah, they're like, what's wrong
58:01
with this fucking thing? Like.
58:04
That's why they have to be around us all the time.
58:07
They got to make sure that we're OK.
58:08
They think we're just crazy. They think we're dumbasses.
58:12
I think they. I think they think we're dying.
58:14
They're like, it has no hair. For some reason it won't use its
58:17
front paws. I think they're broken.
58:19
And then every time it moves it makes a noise and it it barks.
58:22
Disgusting. I hate it.
58:24
What's really funny is they look they look at me funny whenever I
58:27
change. They're like what the fuck are
58:34
you? Doing you're removing your skin.
58:38
You're literally like it's OK baby.
58:39
And they're like. EW, it's talking again.
58:42
What is it saying? Thanks.
58:46
Thanks. Hated it.
58:53
That was my question for the week.
58:54
Ponder on that, if you will. Yeah, I like it.
58:57
That was a good one. It was.
58:58
Fantastic. I was trying not to go like
59:00
ridiculous because the the A to ZI honestly thought that would
59:05
be way longer than it was. It was perfect.
59:08
We wrapped it up in 15 minutes flat.
59:11
Well, I mean, you gave me 10 minutes, so.
59:13
No, he did not. I might have been pausing it
59:18
when we were joking and laughing.
59:20
I also, I also cut you down to 8 minutes and 36 seconds.
59:24
That's when I said the start of the time was.
59:26
I was like when I started talking.
59:28
Yeah, because you were trying to set me up.
59:30
That's that's dumb. It's good.
59:33
You still got it. A minute and 23 seconds left.
59:36
That's pretty good. Even if I hadn't paused it, that
59:39
was killing you. Crushed it.
59:41
I thought you would have choked like you did when we did the
59:44
other segment that was yours. Which one's that?
59:47
With the word of the day. Well, that was that was
59:50
different. That was a completely different
59:52
thing. And I explained exactly what
59:55
happened. Watch him.
59:56
Watch him mansplain again why he wasn't prepared.
1:00:00
His own segment, that's good. OK.
1:00:03
First off. First off, just because you
1:00:06
don't like the explanation doesn't mean it's mansplaining.
1:00:09
Second off. Says the mansplaining.
1:00:11
Second off, explaining what the hell a mansplain is so confused.
1:00:20
2nd off when I was told do you want to start?
1:00:26
I started to pull my notes up for what I was going to say to
1:00:30
Jay and then all of a sudden I was getting asked.
1:00:35
Labile. Yeah, whatever.
1:00:37
Whatever that was. So my whole brain shut down
1:00:42
because I was not prepared to start answering the question.
1:00:46
I was prepared to give my my word to Jay.
1:00:52
So, you know, communication goes really well in relationships.
1:00:55
You could have just said, I'm not prepared.
1:00:57
Can we move to me doing it to Jay?
1:01:00
I'll tell you what, just saying. My brain also shuts off when she
1:01:03
talks to me, so it's not God. I'm just like, Oh my God, she's
1:01:08
so hot. You're a liar.
1:01:10
She's still living with me. This is amazing.
1:01:13
How to? Figure this shit out.
1:01:15
This is great. Fantastic.
1:01:19
I'm just kidding guys. I love my man so.
1:01:21
Much. This is dope.
1:01:23
And then she looks at me angry and goes so yeah.
1:01:27
And I go, what's up? I'm like fuck.
1:01:32
It's actually the other way around.
1:01:34
You start talking to me and I have my headphones on and I'm
1:01:36
like, Or I don't have my headphones on and I'm like.
1:01:43
So many times. We have to show you that video.
1:01:46
We're sitting on the couch and then like I literally I'll like
1:01:50
zone back in and somehow we're walking around Target.
1:01:52
I'm like what the fuck just happened?
1:01:55
Where are we? She was talking the whole time
1:01:58
is what happened and I just. Drove with my.
1:02:01
Face forward. I do appreciate the the comment
1:02:09
you made to me at the bar this week, which is.
1:02:13
You looked. At me laughing because I I had
1:02:16
done one of my one liners where I was out of the conversation
1:02:19
but like kind of listening and then just kind of jumped in said
1:02:23
my line and then backed right back out like just.
1:02:26
Peace out and it was so good. You said This is why I hang out
1:02:31
with you, because you just pop in, drop a bomb and then just
1:02:36
skate out like nothing happened. It's perfect.
1:02:39
It was so good. It was like 15 minutes of heated
1:02:44
yelling and drunken like just shit.
1:02:47
And then Ryan comes out of nowhere and just literally goes
1:02:50
boop like a perfectly placed bomb and then just sits back in
1:02:54
his chair and everybody explodes.
1:02:56
It's so funny, like. Where was I?
1:02:59
I think you were talking to Jill or whatever her name is, Blaze,
1:03:03
the other one. Nicole.
1:03:04
Isabel. Isabel.
1:03:06
Isabel. Yeah, 'cause you were.
1:03:08
You were out there with us, but you were in your own
1:03:10
conversation, so it might have been the time when you were
1:03:12
talking to Isabel. Either that or you had gone in
1:03:16
to either use the restroom or grab a drink and you were on
1:03:20
your way back out. But no.
1:03:25
I called Tim Salamander fingers. He didn't like it.
1:03:31
He didn't like it. Poor Tim.
1:03:38
We're going to. It's going to seem like Tim is a
1:03:40
fictional character. It's OK, we're all funny.
1:03:44
Jamie's dead. Oh my God, Jamie's dead.
1:03:49
Yeah, it's OK. We're all funnier than Tim.
1:03:50
That's all that matters. Tim, pull that up.
1:03:57
Tim is the new Jamie. That's good, Tim.
1:04:01
Is it awesome? Before we go, if you guys
1:04:05
remember to check out the 80s apothecary on all the socials,
1:04:08
we'll have them linked below. Check out what was the other
1:04:10
one? There was another one.
1:04:12
Midwest safety? Absolutely not.
1:04:17
There was another one I did last week.
1:04:19
I don't know. Anyway, check out the 80s
1:04:21
Apothecary and then we'll link all the other stuff.
1:04:24
We'll go. Thank you guys so much.
1:04:27
Love you. Love you biscuits.
1:04:31
Hey, Dirty Dirty's biscuits. You love us.
1:04:56
That's why we're called that talent.
1:05:01
They call us talent.