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THINGS GIRLS DO THAT DRIVE US CRAZY · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables things do that drive me crazy?
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  Speaker 1: You go to kiss him, They've got heaps of chapstick
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  Speaker 1: on and you get.
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  Speaker 2: Some Yes, yes they have lip gloss, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going out kissing the world. Sometimes bath Will
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  Speaker 2: kissed me and I'm like, and I'm like fuck, and
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  Speaker 2: I like rubb her. It's like being kissed by like flower.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, it always smells good. Yeah, they always get
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  Speaker 2: a sense of chapstick. I don't gettick. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I never get.
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  Speaker 1: Sent to chapstick.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Addie Clark a k A.
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  Speaker 1: Mummy. That's right, and everyone listening is the Baddies Stakes
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  Speaker 1: for tuning in once again. Hashtag don't tell Ottie? I
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  Speaker 1: was is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Hashtake don't tell mummy, don't tell mummy. But I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about something to say every time you say daddy,
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  Speaker 1: I have to say daddy. I mean, I'm like fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I try to think of something smart to say, like
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  Speaker 1: put you in your place after it. It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It's just because it suits me too well. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to explain what hashtag don't tell it is or
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  Speaker 1: just leave it still if you know you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you know you know inside joke. Yeah, well, Jake, you
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  Speaker 1: know you know. I wanted to just start the podcast today.
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  Speaker 1: We often we often talk about like sex relationships. It's
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  Speaker 1: a big thing on the podcast. Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want to know? That's that's my problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not asking you any for any advice, mate. I've
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  Speaker 1: got some here, maybe a contention, but to do with that,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a bit of We talk about game a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. It comes up here and there like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you mean like flirting? Yeah, and I think I accidentally
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  Speaker 1: had some really good game with my girlfriend the other day.
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  Speaker 1: And I want you to what what are you looking
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  Speaker 1: at me like that for? I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to, like give me a rating of how
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  Speaker 1: smooth my flirting was, okay or game? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to try and reenact the situation. But
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  Speaker 1: if not, I'm just going to spoin food. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to spin fuck. I'm just going a spoon food.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be spoon fed. The information.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. A.
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  Speaker 3: You're nervous. You're nervous for my rating.
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  Speaker 1: I am so. But do you ever do this with
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend where you picture you're on a first date
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  Speaker 1: and like, pretend you're on a first dad again. Hmm No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well we do that other time. So pretend we're on
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  Speaker 1: a first date again. Okay, And I'm just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to spoon feed feed to it. Okay, so I'm not acting,
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  Speaker 1: try and act. We'll try and do. It'll be funny, okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cassy. Tell me about like, say, tell me about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about yourself. Yeah, I'm already like a podcaster.
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  Speaker 1: I actually speak three languages. Three languages. That's crazy, what
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  Speaker 1: are they? Yeah? Yeah, there we go. I speak Japanese,
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  Speaker 1: Indonesian and English.
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  Speaker 3: Cool, very cool?
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  Speaker 1: Or you want me to prove it?
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  Speaker 2: I do?
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  Speaker 1: What's something in Japanese simmy massena and that's the word
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  Speaker 1: concerned es whoa Indonesian it is selma pergi term a
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  Speaker 1: cussy buggles and English is I think you look very
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  Speaker 1: beautiful tonight.
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  Speaker 2: WHOA?
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  Speaker 1: That was good?
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  Speaker 3: That was good man.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did that on the fly on the day.
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  Speaker 1: On the day and I was like, that was good.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Her eyes was fucking She.
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  Speaker 3: Was like that that was fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, said there took me a bit to spit it out,
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  Speaker 1: but I got there in the end.
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  Speaker 2: That's like the the Japanese version was kind of long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you remember that? I did Japanese in
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  Speaker 1: year seven? I don't know what it means, but I
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  Speaker 1: did rememborize that sentence to pass the test, seeming was
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  Speaker 1: sending it a second.
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  Speaker 2: So none. The Japanese line you said and the Indonesian
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  Speaker 2: line you said didn't actually translate to I think you're beautiful?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm going to tell you that on the day
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  Speaker 1: and you obviously don't speak Japanese or Indonesian.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's okay, you like a book?
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  Speaker 2: The thing?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck boy? That is fuck boy, ass way, it is fun.
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  Speaker 2: I called you beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: You should have picked up.
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  Speaker 3: On in you know what I was going to say?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I said thank you, and I was just going to
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  Speaker 2: say the son of the party.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you and good.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, good morning, thank you and good.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the only three words?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 1: It was like good about to say, but then don't
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  Speaker 1: take this away from me.
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  Speaker 3: Right, the compliment in English?
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  Speaker 2: It all the way. Yeah, it took away the compliment
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  Speaker 2: in English, Like as soon as you said it, my
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  Speaker 2: pants were offs. What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Foolproof? If anybody needs some game, I've got it.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as you.
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  Speaker 1: Said the thing in English, I didn't even have a brain.
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  Speaker 2: All I was thinking about was how wet and how
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  Speaker 2: much salive it was going to be around your groin later.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, actually, I actually think at dinner, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it had anything to do with what I said,
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  Speaker 1: but after they put like a wet floor sign out
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  Speaker 1: next to it, I dinner table. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: there was any.
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  Speaker 2: Co look me like, sorry, I can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't held anyway anyway, too fucking funny.
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  Speaker 2: How's that they didn't actually put a wet floor sign?
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  Speaker 1: Did they? I think it was better in my head
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  Speaker 1: than it was. Holy fuck.
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  Speaker 2: So, I actually I've never ever where you did.
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  Speaker 1: You had to see it?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, you did it.
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  Speaker 1: We did. So we do on what we do on
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  Speaker 1: dates is we pretend on a first date again and
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  Speaker 1: like act like we were on a first date. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then I was just being like okay, oh I
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  Speaker 1: speak three languages, and I'm like, well I can do
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  Speaker 1: something here and then that.
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  Speaker 2: So you you didn't play.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mind lying.
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  Speaker 1: I swear in my life that that came to me
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  Speaker 1: in the moment on the date. Yeah, that's how you
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  Speaker 1: tell you. That's how you can tell you used to
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  Speaker 1: be a boy. No, I didn't, No holy ship from funny.
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  Speaker 1: Where where was the date?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's it? The new Remian courage?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well how was it mid or what type
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  Speaker 2: of food?
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  Speaker 1: It's just Italian. It was like Runders where you used
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  Speaker 1: to work. Is better? Way better?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, Devo, I feel like it's hard to suck up Italian.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It was just like it tastes like a
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  Speaker 1: homemade pizza essentially, like, yeah, it wasn't great at all. Heavy.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like like the pizza bass was pre made.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate it. Or it was like it was
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  Speaker 1: just soggy and like too much cheese, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you do a cook of pizza at home,
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  Speaker 1: you just spam a cheese.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't yeah, and when at home you're willing to
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  Speaker 2: have a stomache from the amount of lactos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea yea. I was expecting like high class Italian
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, it probably wasn't cheap. Nothing's cheap anymore. That
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  Speaker 1: wasn't just gone over to good. I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we said after you both were like, yeah
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  Speaker 2: it was like it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was mid but like we're like, Gods would have
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  Speaker 1: been better.
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  Speaker 2: It's always even if you didn't enjoy the food or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: it's still like the act of going the price.
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  Speaker 1: Like Mexican. I went to I g A and for
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  Speaker 1: some reason I had a craving for ham and cheese
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  Speaker 1: toasties yesterday. Yeah it's a whole good and weird.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, not to interrupt you, but sometimes I crave a
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  Speaker 2: ham and cheese toasted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I have it and I'm like, well
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  Speaker 1: that was good. I'm fixed. Yeah, literally, And I had
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  Speaker 1: cheese and tomorrows at home. So I just had to
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  Speaker 1: bry some bread rolls and some ham from IgA yeap,
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  Speaker 1: and I bought two bread rolls cause my family likes
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  Speaker 1: to have some like two packs of six as twelve
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  Speaker 1: general good bloke and some ham. Get so much cost
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  Speaker 1: me two packs of rolls and ham, nothing else. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: God had to be twelve eighteen dollars, eighteen dollars. I
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  Speaker 1: was driving out of there thinking I could have just
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  Speaker 1: book because I was like, why did I buy a
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  Speaker 1: ham and cheese toasting?
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  Speaker 3: This is it?
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  Speaker 1: Even though it was a nice jest to get some
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  Speaker 1: bread rolls, but.
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  Speaker 2: I was like why I do this? But I mean
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  Speaker 2: it's like, so good is eighteen dollars for one meal?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And you've got ham, cheese, you got You've got like
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  Speaker 2: a few meals there.
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  Speaker 1: Really like I had my car, I had my craving
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  Speaker 1: and has gone yeah. True.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, I'm not eating another ham and cheese toasting.
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  Speaker 2: This bread's gonna go moldy before I want one at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right, well, I had something else I wanted to start
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  Speaker 2: the episode off with. But I'm feeling pretty loved up
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  Speaker 2: after that.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, you're welcome use it on Beth before the episode
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  Speaker 1: comes in.
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  Speaker 2: Epide comes out.
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  Speaker 1: Yea yeah, yah yeah yeah, record your phone, put it down,
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  Speaker 1: see if you can get fuck imagine. All I gotta
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  Speaker 1: do is I remember from Japanese at school.
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  Speaker 2: Because why did we learn Japanese? Weird language to learn
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  Speaker 2: in Australia. I remember from Japanese at school. The only
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  Speaker 2: thing I remember is ohiogamas.
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  Speaker 1: That's just elo.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember what it is, but ohiomas. And I
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  Speaker 2: also I remember thinking it was such an angry language,
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  Speaker 2: or it's a language that when you say it angry,
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  Speaker 2: was so angry.
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  Speaker 1: True. Yeah, No, I had miss Glassen. I had the
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  Speaker 1: actual Japanese teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the actual Japanese teacher was terrifying. She looks
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  Speaker 2: like she was from Alice in Wonderland. Oh no, what's
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  Speaker 2: that one where it's like Dorothy, which of the West?
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  Speaker 1: She was terrifying. I always say her name just cause
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  Speaker 1: she comes for me, but cast the spelling in Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: In Japanese actually sitting, She's like sitting under a hood. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to point out something that I've noticed
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people have known, Like I've known it
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  Speaker 2: for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: You've probably known it for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: But I genuinely think that the world just loves to
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  Speaker 2: hate Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 1: Oh loves to hate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a lot of people love to love her.
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  Speaker 2: It's either one or the other. But I think so
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  Speaker 2: much of the world loves to hate her. I guess
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  Speaker 2: just because like just because of like the hype and
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  Speaker 2: the success because they're not her. Well, obviously they're not her.
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  Speaker 2: But so she's a billionaire. She's first ever billionaire to
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  Speaker 2: become a billionaire just from music se the first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So other musicians are billionaires, but from different endeavors.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, Snoop Dogg. Yeah, Snoop Dogg a billionaire?
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  Speaker 1: You crazy? Do you know how any like stuff he does?
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs like his weed company.
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  Speaker 2: Like's a billionaire he owns like a streaming service like
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  Speaker 2: Spotify out there, Jason, I think he is because of
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  Speaker 2: the anyway. And then but no, there's a whole bunch
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  Speaker 2: of them that are billionaires. But she's the first one
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  Speaker 2: to become a billionaire from music sales.
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  Speaker 1: That must be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I saw this thing and it's Taylor Swift's
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  Speaker 2: pov on money.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is why I think the world loves to hate
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, because I feel like they just single her out.
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  Speaker 2: So says Taylor Swift's annual income fifty two million, which
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  Speaker 2: that's a million dollars a week.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The US median annual income fifty nine thousand, which is come,
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  Speaker 2: it's probably one hundred thousand Australia. Yeah, Okay, an iPhone
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  Speaker 2: fifteen Pro max is one one hundred and ninety nine dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Relative cost for Taylor Swift would be like her spending
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  Speaker 2: a dollar thirty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Really for the brand new iPhone.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool, hey in that position, Like you could just
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  Speaker 1: go and buy like a brand new Ferrari every day.
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  Speaker 2: She could buy a new Ferrari every day and still
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  Speaker 2: make like eight hundred thousand dollars a week.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird how they hate on like Taylor's Swift, but
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  Speaker 1: like people like Rinaldo or Messi or whatever, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: a thing of that. Like it's a timeline of how
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  Speaker 1: they make money, and it's like a second goes by,
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes goes by, and now it goes by, and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, I feel bad about my life. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Lululemon leggings ninety eight dollars. Relative cost for Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: eleven cents. Eleven says it's like eleven cents, oh, Tom Jage.
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  Speaker 2: She buys a twenty twenty four Toyota Rap four twenty
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  Speaker 2: eight thousand dollars. Relative cost for Tailor Swift thirty two
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  Speaker 2: dollars thirty well, crazy, this one's wild eleven thousand square
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  Speaker 2: foot Rhode Island mansion. All right, seventeen million, seven hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty thousand relative cost for Taylor Swift twenty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars and two hundred and seventeen twenty hudred seventeen dollars
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  Speaker 2: that must be sick bro latte at Starbucks. Yeah, two
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  Speaker 2: ninety five zero point zero zero three cents marking hell
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  Speaker 2: in her for two at Nobu Malibu with boyfriend seven
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  Speaker 2: hundred and fifteen eighty one cents errors to a truck
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  Speaker 2: driver bonus one hundred thousand dollars one hundred and thirteen
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  Speaker 2: dollars errors you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, one hundred thousand dollars being the tour guide bonus.
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  Speaker 2: She bow she gives her workers money, which is sick well,
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  Speaker 2: always get in on that, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, a.
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  Speaker 4: Little little quick podcast live show to start start the
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  Speaker 4: tail Swift all this stuff for her, like Aristur Krewe
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  Speaker 4: bonuses total, so total crew bonuses and all fifty five
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  Speaker 4: million equivalent cost sixty two thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they love to hate it, and then
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  Speaker 2: all the comments are like just fucking shitting on her,
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  Speaker 2: like she has all this money. And then also how
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  Speaker 2: like Sabrina Carpenter and Chappelle Ron were in the top
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  Speaker 2: ten for the last two weeks in a row, Tailor
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  Speaker 2: Swift songs weren't the top ten because those two released albums.
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  Speaker 2: And then Taylor Swift released an acoustic version of a
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  Speaker 2: song just to be back at number one.
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  Speaker 1: Like people are like, she's greedy, she's this, she's that.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about it similarly that you brought
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  Speaker 1: this up. It's a lot. It's the same thing. I
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  Speaker 1: think on the internet, it's a lot easier to hate
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  Speaker 1: than actually be positive. Facts, Like it's so much easier
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  Speaker 1: to write a little fucking you look like an idiot
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  Speaker 1: on someone's post or something like this is so cringe.
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  Speaker 1: Jump on the bandwagon of hating on Telliswift because he's rich,
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  Speaker 1: rather than putting yourself out there and expressing that you
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  Speaker 1: support this person.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the world's a weird place, especially on social media.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously it's jealousy. Yeah, it has to be nothing but jealousy.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like the thing is is like people, it's
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  Speaker 2: like people think it gets handed out. Yeah, I gotta say,
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  Speaker 2: like you got to respect her grind.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Hamish and Andy and they got
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift on when she was tiny. Hamish Andy were
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  Speaker 1: bigger than her. What she came to the show and
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  Speaker 1: did a live performance, so like she was gaining traction
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  Speaker 1: from that. They weren't gain attraction from her, not even
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  Speaker 1: like there was a hes in a big radio station
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  Speaker 1: at the time. It was like fifteen years ago. And
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  Speaker 1: they said, no one came up to watch her perform,
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  Speaker 1: maybe one person in this whole thing. That's how like
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  Speaker 1: little that she was known. What and now if imagine
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  Speaker 1: if Taylor Swift went on the show and then they said,
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  Speaker 1: Taylerswift has always been good to Hamish and Andy because
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  Speaker 1: they he put them on early on.
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  Speaker 2: So she like knows who they are, remembers them. That's
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  Speaker 2: an experience you remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what they said, no one cared fifteen years ago,
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  Speaker 1: like no even stopped what they stopped fucking doing some
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  Speaker 1: accounting in the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Which I thought was wild.
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  Speaker 2: That is actually crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Another thing I wanted to say was so talking about
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  Speaker 2: jealousy was and and and giving hate.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm guilty of it are okay. When I was younger, yeah, nine,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's okay to hate as long as you
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  Speaker 1: can back it up in person, Like if you will
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  Speaker 1: say it to someone and like say, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: cringe or whatever, and you can say it with your
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: face being there. Okay, I think it's okay to have
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: an opinion and you can see what they have to
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: say about it. Yes, But if you're behind your phone
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: and then you're just like like, well, the relatables is
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: so cringe. And then if you saw me in person
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: and you wouldn't say anything, I'll be And then I
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: was just like, there's no point of view commenting that
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: if you're not going to say in person. But that's
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: the thing so many people.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I've watched podcasts where they get people on that get
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: heap to hate, and then the people are like, how
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: do you deal with the hate? And they go, Honestly,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I just ignore it because not a single person has
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: ever come up to me in person and said anything
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Your phones have brought this weird like concept in the
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: world where you're hitting it and protected and it's not
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: real crazy.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: But my guiltiness for hating is about nine to fifteen all.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Right, I fucking hated Justin Bieber.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Bro I fucking hated Justin Bieber and I said, I
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: used to say he sucks, He's not talented, he fucking sucks.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I hated Justin Bieber. You know what I got to
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: say now, I saw a photo of him the other day.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: That bloke is good looking. To be fair, it's because
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: we wanted to be I was jealous. Every teenage boy
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: wanted to be JB. I was call him when were
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: in high school.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: And if you had a JB cut, you suck.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, I was jealous.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: So I gotta say I'm guilty of it. But I'm
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: growing up. Yeah, I never left to hate comment. I'll
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: tell you what I said some stuff to some people.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I said some haters things this guy.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, I los rains with you anymore.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Justin Bibber.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Around me plays JB. The door jumps out. The whole time.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I knew he was attractive. I knew he was talented
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: the whole time.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: He is so tough.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: He is talent.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you seen him? Like what's it called orchestrated
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: or orestra? What's it called orchestrat and orchestra. Yeah have
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you seen him do that? Are you an orchestrator?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: No?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah I haven't seen doesn't do that? Yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: he does it, and then they make this beat and
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: this sick thing. Then he sings over it, and it's unreal.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was pretty until this moment.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I literally thought that the orchestrator was just anyone could
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: do it, and he was just waving hand.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I think it takes a bit of skill. Yeah, but
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: he's got to hear the beat, and then he could
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: tell someone with like a cello to add it in.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's like you need top yeah, yeah, yeah he's.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Doing that anymore anymore.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's still saying that that's exactly what he's doing.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I always thought this stick and it was like,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I mean to look.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: That's what he looks like. But then he's like and
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you can hear, and he's like he's he can hear
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the little and I'm like, a fuck, I don't even know.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: He's don't mind watching a little tutorial, and like, so
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: the people in the.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Band, we should go pretend to like orchestra, and awkward,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I can't say that. Let's go, let's try and find
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: an orchestra near us.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: All right, and let's be like YO were to make
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: a video just proving how it's not easy because we
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: think it's easy. All right, let us let us orchestrate
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: your band. Okay, because I assume we know the song.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: We got to find out it's actually actually word first
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: an orchestrater. It sounds right an orchestrator.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: We're not about to get messages me like you idiots.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: But I reckon, Okay, here's what I think. The band
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: knows the song. Okay, yeah, they all played the song
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: at the same level, and then certain instruments need to
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: be louder at certain points, all right, and then he
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: the orchestrator, knows that, so he goes up to the trombone,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: but when he goes down the trombones, no, he needs
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: to go down. So I correct you wrong, but I
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: feel like that's what it is. They all know this
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: song that you play it without him.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: We're definitely tone deaf butt.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: But he also didn't have like he wasn't like played
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: you've listened to translation.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: What's JB's biggest song, like babe actually quickly the biggest
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: like all the people we just knew that song to plane.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: It's just like, okay, okay, quick justin Bieber. He still
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: gets seventy four point six million monthly listeners. Really, hey,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: we got Harry in the studio and he said one
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: of them's.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Over here, we'll stay. That's with kid Lawyer, isn't.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: It Well, that's his biggest three billion kid LaRoy has
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: become huge.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Let's just quickly look up him. How many listeners?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Forty three million?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: He bangs, Holy, did you see you're actually talking about JB.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: He came out of he doesn't do live shows anymore.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I told you this or you did. Yeah, he retired
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: from doing live music.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And then someone in India was like, we're going to
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: give you ten million to do thirty minute concert.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Imagine that he got ten million to do.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: A last thirty nice fucking and then he leaves the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: concert straight to the airport and goes back to America.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh fair, which is fair enough. He's like, I got
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: my pack pay checks. That's people will never make ten
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: million dollars and he made it in half an hour.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to, You wouldn't think it was real.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: That's like, you know how you get he didn't even
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: do it whatever. Jesus Christ. Okay, we got a dilemma.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: It's a bit of a long one, but Juicy, please help. Boys'
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: brains are confusing. I recently started talking to this guy.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: A bit of a backstory. We have been boxing at
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the gym for a few years together and would say hi,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: but nothing more. About two months ago I messaged him
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: about training and the conversation started there.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: It went back and.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Forth for a while until he asked to hang out.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: So we did and it was amazing. Fast forward a
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: month and we had seen each other every second day.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Basically it was going amazing. He brings me to his
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: house to see his fan. He tells me beforehand that
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: they are protective of him because of his bad past,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: bad past relationships, and don't take it personal because they
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: think he shouldn't be getting in another relationship. I didn't
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: think much of it at the time. Fast forward another
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: week and I took him to meet my family. Three
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: days later, Tuesday, I was at his house and he
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: asked me to be his girlfriend, and of course I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: said yes. Three days later, Friday, we are hanging out
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: and he suddenly goes all distant after pushing it out
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: of him, so he suddenly goes all distant. After pushing
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: it out of him, he admits he thinks he is
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: rushing this and shouldn't be in a relationship. So we
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: broke up. I will say he was understanding of how
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: badly he messed up. This was now two weeks ago,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: and ever since he still messages me things like we
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: are still together and talks to me every day. My
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: dilemma is, why does he still want to talk every
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: day and be so kind if he doesn't want to,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: if he doesn't want a relationship, and do you think
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: his family got in his head. I don't want to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: cut him off because it would be it would make
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: training awkward. Plus I feel like maybe he needs time
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: to heal. Is it wrong to just keep it how
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: it is? Please help me, Mommy and down, I love you.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: But she sent another thing a couple of days later.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I just submitted the one about having a three day
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: relationship with the boxing guy. I just wanted to add
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to add in that he told me
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: the day after asking me to be his girlfriend that
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: he said he thinks he's falling in love with me,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: and then after we broke up, he admitted he got
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: out of his last relationship only three months ago.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck, actually a tough, tough, tough dilemma.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Shit, well, because you trained together.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: MMM could say it's another don't shit where you eat
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the situation, but not.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I got to say what he's about the don't shit
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: where you eat? And I got to say, has he
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: been I don't know if you've been protty wrong yet?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't yet. But this one's not really like I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: don't mind changing Jim's to break up, Like that's not
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: really a big thing for me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't care about changing Jim's either.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: But I was actually when I read this one and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: said it to send it to Jake, and I didn't
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Really, here's the thing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I think that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I know that he's being child but also.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You, for yourself need to not care about making it
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: awkward at the gym, So I think take.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: That out one who should be awkward too.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So the way I see it is what he's doing
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: is like he wants to have.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You on his time, but you want him now.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: So how is that fair just because he needs to
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: heal or he just because he got out of a
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: relationship not long ago? Like I think that The best
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: case on this one would be to say, like, oh,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: what you're doing is not fair. You know what it
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: feels like is you got me? And you just kind
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: of again, like because you have to ask yourself if
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: he wanted to get back together right now, would you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like he already knows now that he
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: can have you whenever he wants, so he has the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: power right now. Because you're replying, you probably miss him stuff.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: He asked her out, and her by saying yes, admits
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: that she likes him, and now he's just like, oh,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'll step back, but she can't just be like, oh
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: my feelings step back too. Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: And also one thing I would say is like he
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: might be like some people are slow, so yeah, he
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: might actually not think that what he's doing is wrong.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: So there's no I don't think there's anything wrong with
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: needing to explain to him why this is wrong, why
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: it's hurting you, why it's not fair, and then his
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: his reaction should tell you. So if he says, oh,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I understand, I'm so sorry, like we need to cut
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: ties because I'm actually not ready, then that's pretty brave
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of him. But then you cut ties and you have closure. Yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and then if he has another reaction of like, you're
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: like being disrespectful, like I told you I need to
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: hear I told you my family thinks isn't right, Like
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: he obviously won't ever understand that what he's doing is
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: wrong even though he is.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yes. And there's one thing take away that actually I'd
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: realize in real life, some people don't treat relationships like
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: very highly. No, like for me to ask out a girl,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: that's like the highest thing I can do for a woman,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: like like the respect them and I asked them to
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: me and my girlfriend. I've thought deeply about this thought.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't just go ask every girl, oh, you want
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to be my girlfriend?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Nah? No, I mean because like some people don't date
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: with the intention of, Like I don't think.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You should date with intention of isn't the whole point
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: of dating to potentially marry someone?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean I feel like dating someone and saying
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: that your girlfriend and then like they know your family
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and have a relationship with your family means that you
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: do have Like you don't see yourself breaking up. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: it can happen, obviously, but you don't see yourself breaking up.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I think we see a future together. But some people
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: just date to like, you're the person I'm having sex with,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, you're who I'm with right now.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Head Like outside of that, they might say
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: to you, oh yeah, no, like I love you, this
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: is forever blah blah blah. But they're just saying that
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: because they know that's what you want. And then in
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: their head they're like, I know this isn't gonna lie.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Ye, this is just feel like a lot of dudes
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: do that and girls like they just jump from a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: relationship to relationship and they just say they say everything
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that the other person wants to hear, and then they
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: don't actually act on it. I mean, being alone sucks.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's that one person for too long sucks. Also, like
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you've got to respect the other person who's the other
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: fifty percent of the party.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just a lack of respect thing.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And then a lot of the time they don't understand
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: what they're doing is wrong.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: And with this one, I would I was even going
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to say, you said, have another conversation about it. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: think she should respect herself now and step away. He's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: messaged your feelings enough. Yeah, and I think she's got
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: choice to me, the only thing that's going to happen
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: is he's going to mess with those feelings even more
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't nobody wants. That's the worst thing to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: get into a relationship with someone who doesn't know what
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: they want.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's so stupid, and.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You can't change their mind, like you wish you could,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: but you just can't. Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: No, Like the you like their feelings for you is
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: never going to be enough to change their mind. That
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: may sound sound hard to hear, Yeah, but if their
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: mind's made up, their mind's made on, what are they
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: what are you going to do?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You can't change someone.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That's hard.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: That's the hardest thing to accept in a relationship. Like,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: if someone falls out of love with the other person,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you can't make them fall back in love with you. No. No.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Also, if someone says they've fallen out of love you,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: we're out of love with you, and then they're.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Like, I still want to work on it. I feel
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like I can fall back in love with you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Because someone said that to me, I'd be like like, like, no,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: holy shit, it's crazy.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: What feelings do to you butt Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And like circumstances in life you get clouded by judgments
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: of people around you, like family, like this, there's all
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: these other circumstances that like affect it. But three day relationship, Yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I think that's sad enough. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, that's
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: like a year six things should be kissing them once
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and then you run away and never talk to them again. Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I think the fact that you're choosing that you don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: want it to be awkward at the gym for a
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: reason to hold on.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, not at all. That was a
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: tough one. That was tough, tricky.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: At the start of my relationship, I.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Very heavily put a lot of emphasis on the fact
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: that if Beth tickles me, I will break up with her,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Like if she consistently tickles me.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You were talking so seriously then I was thinking you
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: were gonna say something like meaningful you do hate being
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: tickled though.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, emphasis on the note tickling, I actually will Yeah, okay,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I won't talk about okay, heavy emphasis on the note too.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I told I was like, I will leave if you
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: tickle me. I hate it, okay, but and so very rarely,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: she's only done it once or twice. If I do
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: something and I'm really annoying her. She'll threaten a tickle.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: It really gets me, really gets me, and it drives
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: me fucking creepy. I don't know why, Bro, I didn't
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: even get tortured as a kid or anything. I just
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I just think, like, who the fuck gets tickled as
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: an adult? All right?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Where's she tickling?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Where's's going for my sweet spots on my sides?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm telling you right now, she goes straight for
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: the love handles and I die straight for him.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you right now.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I have had past girlfriends that have been accidentally okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: accidentally hit. Yeah, I'm talking because I'm trying to protect myself.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And then there's tears emphasis on.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I have zero empathy, you know.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: And the reason they emphasize it early on now is
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: because I've had two relationships prior where I lement less
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: in the hardway where they were ticklers. And I'm not
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a tickle all right, Yeah, no way, so you put
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: on your Instagram if you're a tickler. I'm not a tickle, Lee, Okay.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Basically got the mindset going. If things girls do that
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: drive me crazy?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: All right, things.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Girls do that drive me crazy? Look in my direction.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: That does you feel so special? Even when they do
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: it by accident, you think I must be looking good
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to that. Things girls do they drive me crazy. You're
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: in the car driving and good song comes on. She
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: just starts singing the top of her lungs. Doesn't have
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a care in the world. Are they good at singing? No? No,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: But that makes it better because they're confident. They don't
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: even care.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: My favorite thing. My favorite thing is singing. And then
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: they start singing with me. Hey, this isn't a due.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Can I keep going?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You give me credit on that relationship? That was what
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you think. Things girls do drive me crazy.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: When you're kind of just starting to talk to a
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: girl and she goes, I bet you've got heaps of
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: girls perform, and I'm like.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: You want to see my dms?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Do they say that to gass us up? I want
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to know order they actually believe it, because a good question.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: It does feel good. But I'm also in the back
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of my own mind thinking like, does she think I'm
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a fuck boy?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like I'm not a fun boy, I swear?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Or do she did?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Trying to think say that I'm like good looking? Yeah,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: like my body counts low.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I promise you I said that to you, you'd be like, yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Manor but okay. Things girls do that drive me crazy,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: personalized ot ds just for us, personalized Yes, I love
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: a cheeky little video and they're like, like, I dressed
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: like this for you, And it's.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Not what you would get on like a TikTok or No.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: You get more, you get more in depth, you get
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: every layer. Yeah, you get every layer.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Leave that to the imagination.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Things girls do that drive me crazy. Gave me chapstick
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: once and now I can't go an hour without. Really,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I'm in my chapstick era too. Yesterday I said to Yesterday,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, can if we go get dinner, I
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: need to get chapstick.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Things do to drive me crazy. You go to kiss
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: him and they've got heaps of chapstick on and you get.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Some yes, yes they have lip gloss, and I'm like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just going out kissing the world. Sometimes Beth will
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: kiss me and I'm like and I'm like fuck, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I like rubb her. It's like being kissed by like flower.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: He's like, it always smells good. Yeah, they always get
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: a sensed chapstick.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't get totick.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I never get sented chapstick always.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I just get non flavored stick.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I have. Also the thing one thing nase is when
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: they kiss you with that spicy stuff on.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did that in the pod I got. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: we did do it on the pod.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It sucked. And but that's good, mate, She's really good
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: because she'll be like, oh no, I'm wearing the spicy one,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: and so we if we are going to kiss, we kiss,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: but we go like a millimeter and we don't touch this. Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: that's cue because I even done it where we barely
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: barely barely peck and I can feel it just in
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: the pits.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: What could you do to Beth? That's the equivalent of
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: her tickling you as a male. I don't know who
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: could think of something good. We've got to think, yeah, yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: because she like holds in your undies, so you just
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: rip your undis and try and like, no.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Henry does that, we'll get you know what she doesn't like.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: She hates it when I lick her.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Give her will where she hates when when she said
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: she has traumatized WILLI I'm sorry.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: That too far.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's domestics a mail you fuckingeds.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's I think it's me.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Things girls do the driver's crazy, they're details explanations about
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: their day, bro, I fucking it's like, Okay, look you're
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: it's cute, but we've been on the phone for five
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: minutes and I haven't spoken about myself yet. Have you
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: ever caught your girlfriend out like you pick her up
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on a phone call? It's gone good, like fifteen twenty
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: minutes in and he's like you say like, oh, how
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: was your day?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Or you say it like how was your dad? And
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: then you start going, yeah, that was actually really good.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Thanks for It's pretty good. But occasional once a month
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: now it's like something bad wapping at work or something
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: like that, and I was just like, oh, how's your day?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Or she's like oh sorry, sorry, I forgot that's best.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Smart starts it off with how's your day been?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh good, she's got free.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Brand, she's got she got the rest of the phone call.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Oh it's adorable. Things girls do that drive me crazy.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Gave me standards in Instagram photo quality. Ah, that did
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: drive me crazy, because now we can't go back. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: need to be center perfect that little box of your Yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the level that they have in the iPhone camera. Now,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: eyes have to be at that. I also can't be
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: pointing down has to be flat on. I don't know
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: why it's more flattering.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: But it is. You've become a good Instagram boyfriend.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Well here's the thing. Subconsciously, I think I would be
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: a good Instagram boyfriend to you, But to Ben I'm
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: still ship. Yeah, I still take fifty.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I know it's petty. I know it's petty, and you
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do it, but you should say if she
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: ever complains about photos.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Who wears more followers.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Just because it's your girlfriend. You can't say in your life.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah you want me to you get up on your Instagram, show.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Me the numbers. Things girls do, the Driver's crazy, their
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Sunday reset rituals.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Fuck love it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I love them. They go to the market flowers, They'll
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: only get like a baghetto or something cool.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: They clean their house on Sunday, it's a mess on Monday.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: They play those tunes.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Dude boy, Actually I like it's like it is cute
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: and I love it. Best plays like Zach Bryan out
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: of her speaker so loud.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Girls play musically, how don't ask? And then and then
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: she comes out and she's trying to have a conversation
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: with me. I didn't hear her. What'd you say?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: So?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I'm upstairs, she's downstairs, Zack Bryan's playing, She's yelling out,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: and I don't even reply because I'm like, come on
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: upstairs and do it, because that's this is ridiculous.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: They love the jam high. I play it like normal,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: normal volume. They'll go loud.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I'll admit I never listen to music unless I'm in
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I don't in the jower. Occasionally, I don't in the shower.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. I mean because I have one minute showers.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, okay, things girls do that drive me
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: crazy because of her. I have three sets of bed
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: sheets and multiple pillows.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I already had that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Did you not I had?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: You had one, say to all the girls listening. Before
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Jake got a girlfriend, he had one set of those
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: gray sheets that every single dude had. I had dark
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: gray sheets, yes, and I had the exact same set,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: but I had two and I rotated them.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing that guys will do as well, is
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be more than happy to have three sets of
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: the exact same sheets, and girls need different ones any color.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: They need flannel and they need white.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: We moved in together and we didn't even like know,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: but we had the exact same.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Shed of sheets, the exact same We could have swapped
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and we wouldn't know.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fucking ow Okay. Things girls do the drive
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: us crazy, how much they can jam into their day
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: or how.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Much they put into their actual schedule.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, facts broke. I've got like three things and then
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend tells me like, I'm like, oh well, I've
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: got three things, and I'm like, big day.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna be working till four thirty.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Beth goes pilates six am, gets to start, finishes at
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: six fifty, gets the bus home at home, like seven
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: o five. She gets the bus. She gets the bus
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: seven o five. She's home all right. She gets ready
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: and she has to be at a ten minute walk
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: away from work to get picked up at eight to
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: go to the island. She works on and then she
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: works all day, comes home Henry Park by four point
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: thirty or something like that, and then she like dinner,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: goes to bed, tries to fit in a show or.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Something yeah, yeah, wild it is. I wonder she's stressed. Yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: it props to them like they jammed so much in
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I've got two that you're gonna love. I'm surprised you
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: didn't put them in yours. Okay, okay, things girls do
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the drive us crazy, corporate girl up fits keeping keeping
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a guy surprising us with random.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Sweet treats pieces and I'm yours, bro, I am yours?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, finished, finish this segment on you have unlimited
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: recis pieces for a year or tickled once a month?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: No four? Getting tickled once a month?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh I get I get unlimited reces for a year,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: but I have to be tickled once a month.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: How long is the duration of tickling? Three minutes?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: No, I'll buy them one minute? Oh by one minute
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: tickling from unlimited Recis pieces? Am I allowed to react? Yeah?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You're going to be swa no, no, no, no, you just
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: got to cop it and be like hands are tired. Fuck.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Because here's the thing.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: After a while with tickling is like it's the softer
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the touch, the more it tickles. And if you can
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: try and not react to the soft touch, they start
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: to push harder and they just hurt. Yeah, and then
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: it just suckings.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I could do one minute unlimited. I'm gonna get some
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Racis pieces, We'll do a video.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're you gonna buy my Recis pieces for a
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: whole year.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I just I'll get you the one month's worth. Okay, everybody,
• 38:09
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• 38:12
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• 38:15
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