Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / LEMAIRE LEE | Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #120
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- 1:19Speaker 1: Let's go. You do need to be empty. You also
- 1:22Speaker 1: had a fucking ton of ship in your pockets. What
- 1:25Speaker 1: the fuck you need a purse, dude? Damn sass looks light,
- 1:35Speaker 1: Sass looks light and spry coming out of that. No,
- 1:42Speaker 1: we just did a promo of it. We don't. You
- 1:43Speaker 1: don't have to, it's really your call. We also just
- 1:45Speaker 1: did a promo of it. He tried all the barstool
- 1:48Speaker 1: booge brands, the Big Deal, the Pirate Order.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Damn what are these things?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Right?
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Okay, which part? Uh? Oh yeah, Jeffery, I didn't know
- 2:04Speaker 4: you were fucking like King of a die bro. Oh really, yeah,
- 2:07Speaker 4: that's sick.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Why you ever watched that ship before? Before your time,
- 2:16Speaker 1: before my time? I was at the first event. It
- 2:19Speaker 1: didn't happen before.
- 2:20Speaker 4: I guess I've been watching your whole time.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I've been doing it for literal like I'm in my
- 2:27Speaker 1: third decade.
- 2:29Speaker 4: That's your whole life.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It's it's well, I started in like the two in
- 2:34Speaker 1: like the two thousand, like eights, yeah or whatever, and
- 2:37Speaker 1: then like was doing it through the tens, and now
- 2:39Speaker 1: we're in the twenties, bro, in my third decade. It
- 2:41Speaker 1: feels like my dude, whole fucking life.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Your motherfucking tube state.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Well, that was literally my first YouTube comment or my
- 2:49Speaker 1: first world Star comment. Someone was like I was like,
- 2:52Speaker 1: oh God, I would snuff this cracker like tube stak.
- 2:57Speaker 1: I responded to it in my first response video that
- 2:59Speaker 1: also made world store. Oh we get some nuts first.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Let me crack a cold brew for the pot. You
- 3:11Speaker 4: gotta crack a colon for the fresh pot. You getting
- 3:14Speaker 4: a little lean intro.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You a real one for this little merv.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Love Mayor you got a whole fucking.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all my trunks. Okay, I made a stop.
- 3:35Speaker 4: I'm gonna get high after this.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I've been professional long enough, bro take potman's get high first.
- 3:44Speaker 1: You want to get high first?
- 3:45Speaker 4: No, I'll be fine, dude, not fair enough? All right? Ready, Yes,
- 3:52Speaker 4: you guys don't smoke on the pod.
- 3:54Speaker 1: No, we do.
- 3:54Speaker 4: We do.
- 3:55Speaker 6: Okay, you can do whatever you want on the podcast.
- 3:57Speaker 1: You really can. No one's gonna come in here and
- 3:59Speaker 1: be like you're this is against the rules. God damn
- 4:08Speaker 1: that erupted out of you. Jesus angry teapot with that.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Coming out of your nose and almost broke the thing.
- 4:16Speaker 5: Benny the bull, My god, it was insane.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Smoke.
- 4:22Speaker 1: That was insane.
- 4:23Speaker 5: That was nuts.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Must be boys, then, Gilly, I mean, we have smoked, King,
- 4:31Speaker 1: we have smoked. You know it's our It's Wallow's surprise
- 4:34Speaker 1: birthday party on this Wednesday in Philly and he Gilly
- 4:39Speaker 1: put me in Wallow in a group chat and was like,
- 4:40Speaker 1: the surprise birthday party on Wednesday, like hit me up
- 4:43Speaker 1: personally for the location or whatever. And I hit him up.
- 4:46Speaker 1: It's like I'm going down on on on Wednesday, and
- 4:50Speaker 1: he was like, I was like, what should I get him?
- 4:52Speaker 1: He was like, get him a bunch of gay ship.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I was like, so I'm gonna get him a hugehild up.
- 4:57Speaker 1: I'm gona get him on fucking big ass double sided
- 4:59Speaker 1: dildo or something like that. Give it to him for
- 5:01Speaker 1: his birthday. It's funny that he wanted me to get
- 5:04Speaker 1: him gay ship.
- 5:05Speaker 6: Is it actually a surprise or now?
- 5:07Speaker 4: Yeah damn, but.
- 5:08Speaker 1: He doesn't know where it is. And I was he
- 5:10Speaker 1: was also on the text that said it was a surprise,
- 5:12Speaker 1: so not that surprising. But I wonder what it's going
- 5:15Speaker 1: to be like though, is that like, I mean, while
- 5:17Speaker 1: I's not going to listen to this is not like
- 5:19Speaker 1: a steakhouse.
- 5:19Speaker 4: It's probably gonna be insane. Oh, I know, I know
- 5:22Speaker 4: exactly what Barklay Prime it might be.
- 5:26Speaker 1: It might be like Barklay Prime or Ocean Prime or
- 5:29Speaker 1: something like that.
- 5:29Speaker 4: I don't know they both exist.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It's like a private room or are we going to
- 5:34Speaker 1: be milling about or am I going to be like
- 5:35Speaker 1: seated at dinner with them or some ship. I can't
- 5:38Speaker 1: see me seated at dinner with that. Not given toast
- 5:41Speaker 1: like it's the rock nation like Kevin Hard.
- 5:44Speaker 5: Maybe it will be that. It's like they're getting classy,
- 5:47Speaker 5: like Walla would like that, like he did.
- 5:50Speaker 4: You're there, you're the white guy that shows up.
- 5:54Speaker 1: I need to get a fifty cent. I need to
- 5:56Speaker 1: get an underling. It's sick. Set us offt those ass right.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a podcast. Today, we are
- 6:02Speaker 5: joined by Lamaire Lee. Hello, what's a comedian entertainer?
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I like that?
- 6:11Speaker 5: Hell yeah you are using the entertainer.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Yeah, that makeing a little sexion.
- 6:16Speaker 4: I just want to be Lamire the Entertainer. Yeah, that'll
- 6:20Speaker 4: be a wrestling name, Lamire the Entertainer, Junior.
- 6:25Speaker 5: You have three different drinks going right now, Yeah, marstool,
- 6:29Speaker 5: he's got drinking water, a Corse light, and a the bat.
- 6:33Speaker 4: You guys got. You guys got so much free stuff
- 6:37Speaker 4: and nobody ever takes advantage.
- 6:39Speaker 5: That you guys are too pride for we do but
- 6:42Speaker 5: we just we can't drink every single day on the job.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Shut up.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Yeah, but last time you were in here, you came
- 6:50Speaker 1: out with like a fucking a sneak and a.
- 6:56Speaker 5: Did you bring that with you?
- 6:58Speaker 1: Yeah? It is sick. You guys need to funk around
- 7:03Speaker 1: and get an outback sponsorship or like Chili's something like that.
- 7:10Speaker 1: That might be the way. He also cracked into the pink.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Whitney took a whack of the wit.
- 7:14Speaker 4: Whitney's nice if I mix it with some lemonade, I
- 7:17Speaker 4: that Whitney up all if me and that Whitney would
- 7:20Speaker 4: get high.
- 7:21Speaker 5: Bobby smacking that Whitney around just put like ice and water.
- 7:28Speaker 6: It tastes like lemonade. Yeah it's good.
- 7:30Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty nice.
- 7:31Speaker 1: But the lemonade with the lemonade might set it off
- 7:33Speaker 1: to a whole different level.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Iced team making a pink uh, you know they need
- 7:44Speaker 4: to make that.
- 7:45Speaker 5: That sounds incredible, all right, didn't you just Tina Turner?
- 7:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Whitney dead, Bobby still is. Hey, Brown's kicking.
- 7:56Speaker 4: You know what they say about crack. It's whack like,
- 8:00Speaker 4: so it will preserve you a lot forever. Yeah, it
- 8:03Speaker 4: pickles your organs.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it will preserve you for sure.
- 8:06Speaker 6: While what is the average life expectancy like one crack.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Of a crackhead? Yeah, probably like forty because the effects
- 8:13Speaker 4: hit real fast. There was like a soft White Underbelly
- 8:15Speaker 4: episode where this guy he was interviewing this lady on crack.
- 8:19Speaker 4: She was like, I just started cracking a couple of
- 8:20Speaker 4: months ago. I love it. I'm never going to stop.
- 8:22Speaker 4: And then two months later she had no teeth and
- 8:24Speaker 4: no hair.
- 8:25Speaker 5: Yeah, damn.
- 8:29Speaker 1: How does it make your teeth fall out?
- 8:31Speaker 4: Like?
- 8:31Speaker 1: What is the function of crack?
- 8:33Speaker 5: Isasy? Is it you're doing ship while you're on crack
- 8:35Speaker 5: that makes your teeth fall out?
- 8:37Speaker 1: Sucking so much dick?
- 8:39Speaker 5: Probably like grinding your teeth.
- 8:41Speaker 4: That's not good pr for Come dude, It like.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Toxic comb that just melts your teeth in your mouth, Yeah,
- 8:49Speaker 1: dissolves your bones.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Probably like ripping your hair out.
- 8:52Speaker 4: And ship. She's probably the ultimate face fuck you know. Yeah,
- 8:55Speaker 4: she's like, knock my teeth out?
- 8:57Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, teeth. Crackhead sex is probably crazy.
- 9:02Speaker 4: Dude, wild. There's no rulests now, not at all.
- 9:08Speaker 1: They're both jack rabbiting. It's like taking two farra guns
- 9:12Speaker 1: and putting them tipped today. You guys, don't you guys
- 9:16Speaker 1: banana backwards?
- 9:17Speaker 5: You guys don't got the backwoods. Where the hell did
- 9:20Speaker 5: you get these new jersey you smoke backwards?
- 9:24Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I'm probably going to finish that pack today.
- 9:26Speaker 5: It's not damn lamaire. You see how crazy?
- 9:29Speaker 1: How does the pack look? How's are they looking nice
- 9:32Speaker 1: and moist?
- 9:33Speaker 4: There's some dark ones in there? There there's some darkens.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing, No, not too many veins on those bitches?
- 9:39Speaker 1: Or what explain the vein? What's the what is it?
- 9:41Speaker 1: Why don't you want the vein in.
- 9:42Speaker 4: The backwards to keep it sturdy so it's not a
- 9:44Speaker 4: flimsy backwood? You mean like backwoods are crazy?
- 9:47Speaker 5: They're hard to roll.
- 9:49Speaker 1: No, like the easiest one because it's just one leaf
- 9:53Speaker 1: and you just roll it over, almost.
- 9:55Speaker 4: Like a joint.
- 9:56Speaker 5: I thought they were hard as I'm smoking like a
- 9:58Speaker 5: because uh, I in New York for a couple of
- 10:01Speaker 5: days and I had to smoke a front.
- 10:02Speaker 4: To the other day.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Oh are you like staying in New York right now?
- 10:04Speaker 4: No, you're just coming down here, Yeah, just for some
- 10:08Speaker 4: dumb brees. Now every single day I like this place.
- 10:12Speaker 4: I'm so sorry I've been talking a lot of it
- 10:13Speaker 4: about New York before we start recording. No, dude, I
- 10:17Speaker 4: was and then you know.
- 10:19Speaker 6: I can't hate it all right, he said it was hot.
- 10:23Speaker 5: It's it was too hot. And then we were talking
- 10:25Speaker 5: about the possibility of him moving to Austin, and she
- 10:27Speaker 5: was like, Austin is going to be so great, and
- 10:30Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, it's going to be nine thousand degrees.
- 10:32Speaker 4: There, but they have a dry heat.
- 10:33Speaker 5: Now Austin is so hot.
- 10:37Speaker 1: It's impossibly hot, like the wind, like the winter.
- 10:40Speaker 4: But you know, it's weird. I'd rather be around snake
- 10:42Speaker 4: rattlesnakes than like rats. Yeah, Like that's the big thing
- 10:46Speaker 4: is that and the trash. There needs to be a
- 10:48Speaker 4: better system for trash.
- 10:50Speaker 6: Trash system here is fuck yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 4: Why don't you guys like drop it underground or something
- 10:54Speaker 4: and then like have a Why isn't there a big
- 10:56Speaker 4: conveyor belt underground under the road that takes it to
- 10:59Speaker 4: a dump where you're just burn it or some shit?
- 11:01Speaker 5: I don't know where where does it even go? Probably
- 11:03Speaker 5: somewhere in like New Jersey or some shit Jersey City.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, I saw some shit the other day
- 11:08Speaker 1: that when they were excavating the World Trader Center site,
- 11:12Speaker 1: they found a ship from like seventeen eighty or something
- 11:15Speaker 1: like that that was the same wood that they used
- 11:18Speaker 1: to build Independence Hall in Philly. But they said that
- 11:21Speaker 1: back then they used to just like they were making trash.
- 11:25Speaker 1: They were throwing trash into a landfill in New York
- 11:28Speaker 1: and letting that like fill out Lower Manhattan. Like they're
- 11:31Speaker 1: just making more land with the trash, and they're compacting
- 11:34Speaker 1: it all on top of one.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Another, which would be sick.
- 11:36Speaker 1: They should just fucking connect it or like whatever, connect
- 11:38Speaker 1: Brooklyn to Manhattan.
- 11:40Speaker 4: That's kind of happening in the ocean right now where
- 11:42Speaker 4: all the plastic is collecting in the continent and everyone's
- 11:45Speaker 4: like stopping. It's like, no, this is nature.
- 11:48Speaker 1: If we planned a flag in that trash, start building
- 11:51Speaker 1: a hotel on it, we're fucking billionaire. They probably will
- 11:56Speaker 1: do that eventually, some cabanas on it or some shit.
- 11:59Speaker 5: That's like the whole what Wally is about.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Yeah, trash planet.
- 12:03Speaker 5: They have like a whole. They have like cities of trash. Yeah,
- 12:05Speaker 5: everything's made of trash.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Yeah, just robots fucking stacking trash.
- 12:09Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty there's some nice cities out there, like
- 12:11Speaker 4: where they don't have trash everywhere. That's a New York problem.
- 12:18Speaker 5: Yeah, think of like there's like countries where there's just
- 12:21Speaker 5: no trash anywhere.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Delaware, they don't have outdoor trash cans that as
- 12:26Speaker 1: clean as fuck. Yeah yeah, not that Delaware is a country,
- 12:29Speaker 1: But there's definitely countries that are fucking that that are
- 12:31Speaker 1: beautiful and like there's also some countries where they just
- 12:34Speaker 1: throw everything outside.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, like India throw it all. I think so,
- 12:40Speaker 4: yeah not. One of my friends just got back from
- 12:43Speaker 4: India and he was like, they shooting holes out there.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Like I can't. That's where I can't go to any
- 12:47Speaker 1: country where I'm expected to like wipe my ass like yeah,
- 12:51Speaker 1: like float over a hole and then like wipe my
- 12:54Speaker 1: ass with my bare hand or whatever, like byo toilet paper.
- 12:58Speaker 4: My ship sprays too much on my tough time.
- 13:03Speaker 1: I wonder, why is you like hit the pirate water
- 13:06Speaker 1: mixed with the cores light mixed with the big deal.
- 13:09Speaker 5: I've never seen anything. Yeah, you're going to force it
- 13:14Speaker 5: out three separate drinks like your taste testing them. You
- 13:19Speaker 5: never had a cores light before. That's like the water
- 13:23Speaker 5: it's a cold course lights look how blue mountains as hell?
- 13:30Speaker 1: Damn No, that's fine. Yeah, what have you been doing
- 13:34Speaker 1: up in New York this whole time? Other than fucking
- 13:36Speaker 1: judging our trash piles? What's wrong with our fucking cummy
- 13:40Speaker 1: trash piles, our fucking mounds of mattresses? That rats are
- 13:45Speaker 1: just fucking dude.
- 13:46Speaker 5: I had a bad one the other day walking home
- 13:48Speaker 5: from the stand. Uh like, like, walked by a pile
- 13:51Speaker 5: of trash. Had to have been thirty rats like all
- 13:54Speaker 5: scurried out of it. It was a rat king Yeah,
- 13:57Speaker 5: it was fucking just like. I was disgusting. Now every
- 14:00Speaker 5: time I walk by that, I got crossed the street
- 14:02Speaker 5: before going over.
- 14:02Speaker 1: There, because you know that the rats have found that.
- 14:04Speaker 5: Pop dude, it was it was well, it was probably
- 14:07Speaker 5: thirty maybe fifty.
- 14:09Speaker 4: You were a rat orgy. Yeah, fucking saw you coming
- 14:12Speaker 4: and was like fans is coming.
- 14:14Speaker 5: Oh it was terrible.
- 14:16Speaker 1: He paid to get into the rat orgy. They wouldn't
- 14:18Speaker 1: let him in. Yeah, I listen to your Guys show.
- 14:21Speaker 1: I know the type of time.
- 14:26Speaker 4: You gave him cheese. I haven't been to one successfully yet.
- 14:29Speaker 4: I talk a lot of shit about going, but I'm always.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Oh, you know, there has to be orgies in New York.
- 14:35Speaker 4: Definitely.
- 14:35Speaker 5: There's probably like thirty active orgies right right now anytime
- 14:39Speaker 5: within a mile of to.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Say, I have access to orgies in New York, like
- 14:42Speaker 4: right now, Like.
- 14:43Speaker 5: How do you find how did you find? Like the reddit?
- 14:46Speaker 4: Is it? Like what is it called? Oh? Well, well
- 14:48Speaker 4: sometimes sometimes it's redded, but sometimes you just like know people,
- 14:52Speaker 4: you have to know people.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Or I hope so haws that even come up. You
- 14:58Speaker 5: just got a buddy who's like a bit orgy guy.
- 15:00Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, yeah, yeah, yeah, you literally. Yeah. One of
- 15:05Speaker 4: my friends in uh in Pennsylvania's is like boyer he.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Used what's his address?
- 15:14Speaker 4: Yeah, he's comfortable with it. If he wasn't comfortable with that,
- 15:18Speaker 4: I wouldn't say, but he uh he went to a
- 15:22Speaker 4: place in Philly called TJ's Pleasure Garden with his ex
- 15:24Speaker 4: wife all the time, and like, uh, it's near it's
- 15:30Speaker 4: I think it's near the Purple Orchard and stuff like
- 15:32Speaker 4: off like like sixty third Street is that what it is?
- 15:35Speaker 4: I think? Okay, yeah, I don't know.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Was that West Philly?
- 15:38Speaker 4: Yeah, like yeah, it's no west, It's like the bottom
- 15:42Speaker 4: of Philly. Started Delco.
- 15:44Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, so you get the suburban crowd
- 15:46Speaker 1: drawn in the city fucking migrated out to TJ's pleasure garden.
- 15:51Speaker 6: TJ's pleasure garden.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Is a wild man. TJ always had the idea that
- 15:55Speaker 5: he wanted to open up an orgy pleasure garden.
- 15:59Speaker 4: Imagine this. This guy's living his dream. Every day he
- 16:02Speaker 4: walks in. He's like, I can't believe I built this.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Is there?
- 16:06Speaker 5: Anyone?
- 16:06Speaker 2: Is there?
- 16:06Speaker 5: Is there like hot people there? Or is it all?
- 16:08Speaker 5: Just like I feel like it's gotta be like seventy
- 16:10Speaker 5: dudes and.
- 16:11Speaker 4: Your girls some in New York No, because like.
- 16:14Speaker 5: Uh or is there like ranking? It's like they put
- 16:16Speaker 5: you where you belong. They're like a couple of couples
- 16:19Speaker 5: getting cheaper than single dudes do.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's couples because there's a woman to fuck.
- 16:24Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you bring the woman, you get ten.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Dollars off you let us fuck your wife. Yeah that's
- 16:31Speaker 1: such a wild proposition.
- 16:34Speaker 5: But you save some money, baby.
- 16:35Speaker 4: And you get the fuck someone else's wife though.
- 16:37Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, unless you don't.
- 16:41Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 16:41Speaker 1: It seems like the numbers game, like not every every
- 16:44Speaker 1: mouth can get fit you all these dudes.
- 16:46Speaker 4: You don't be lonely get the last guy at an orgy.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Crying behind your masks?
- 16:51Speaker 5: Do they have like food there?
- 16:52Speaker 4: So? Yeah? Like what's the food situation? You tell me?
- 16:55Speaker 4: It's like just like he said it was.
- 16:57Speaker 6: Wayne's z z d u Z is not an orgy.
- 17:03Speaker 6: Food you don't you do not want to fill up on.
- 17:08Speaker 5: The scooter is crazy? After oh you got yeah, yeah,
- 17:17Speaker 5: drive home? What the fuck before? It's more like cheese
- 17:20Speaker 5: and crackers, like something that.
- 17:22Speaker 1: A nice manchego.
- 17:24Speaker 5: Yeah afterwards, what the fuck you know your cheeses?
- 17:30Speaker 4: You know, bro?
- 17:31Speaker 1: You know I was about to start listing him. You
- 17:33Speaker 1: like cheese?
- 17:34Speaker 4: My brother, Uh, my brother is a he's a cheesemonger.
- 17:37Speaker 4: He actually like works with cheese.
- 17:39Speaker 5: He's approaching, he's appro cheesemongers, a professional cheese guy. That's awesome.
- 17:43Speaker 1: One thing about cheese, it definitely makes your cumstink. That
- 17:46Speaker 1: orgy probably has the stinkiest loads. These guys are just
- 17:50Speaker 1: woofing down on cheese and immediately polluting the that's nasty.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Soft breeze.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Do you ever go to his h like his like
- 17:59Speaker 1: a cheese's yea his job.
- 18:01Speaker 4: He's never never to like a plating or anything. He
- 18:03Speaker 4: just yeah, he's like, uh, he's he's cheating and most
- 18:08Speaker 4: of the job is cutting cheese. He just cuts cheese.
- 18:13Speaker 4: But yeah, he's just a pro at cheese cheese.
- 18:17Speaker 5: I'm big into a nice sharp cheddar.
- 18:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we got to get you into some better cheese.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Dude, sharp cheddar is good. I was in Iceland and
- 18:25Speaker 5: I had a lot. We were eating chart sharp cheddar
- 18:27Speaker 5: the whole time.
- 18:28Speaker 4: You guys, blocks of Elvida.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Yeah, she was good as the brick yard.
- 18:34Speaker 4: About your life and your choices recently, you got to
- 18:36Speaker 4: get it together?
- 18:37Speaker 5: What what did I do? What happened?
- 18:39Speaker 4: You have a mini fridge for Yeah, yeah, that your choice.
- 18:44Speaker 5: No, that's what the apartment came with.
- 18:46Speaker 4: That's what it came with.
- 18:47Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's no room for a big fridge.
- 18:48Speaker 1: It's like built in underneath the countertop like a cheap
- 18:53Speaker 1: hotel room.
- 18:54Speaker 5: Yeah, just get roommates to No, No, the apartment is great.
- 18:58Speaker 5: The apartment is great. The fridge exactly, the whole fridge.
- 19:01Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you deserve a whole fridge.
- 19:03Speaker 5: You don't even need. The fridge is not your fridge. See,
- 19:07Speaker 5: that's the problem is that it doesn't get cold enough,
- 19:09Speaker 5: like it gets cold enough for like drinks, Like all
- 19:11Speaker 5: my drinks are ice cold.
- 19:12Speaker 6: But the meats, yeah, the diet cokes, the meats.
- 19:15Speaker 1: You definitely can't even put like a two liter in
- 19:17Speaker 1: your fridge. You have to pour it out in a
- 19:18Speaker 1: small cut like you could have put a whole watermelon.
- 19:23Speaker 6: It's not small.
- 19:24Speaker 5: It's not like it's not like a dorm fridge. It's
- 19:27Speaker 5: bigger than that big like like like the free there's
- 19:31Speaker 5: no freezer, that's the problem. But fridge wise, it is
- 19:35Speaker 5: a completely big enough vegetables yeah, like like it fits
- 19:39Speaker 5: more than like I can put anything. I never run
- 19:41Speaker 5: out of space. It's just the the freezer is the problem.
- 19:45Speaker 5: There's no freezer.
- 19:45Speaker 4: I'll tell you. The other problem is you cook on
- 19:47Speaker 4: top of your frigerator.
- 19:48Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Yeah, because that just adds heat right on top. You're
- 19:53Speaker 1: supposed to be keeping it the coolest. Yeah.
- 19:54Speaker 5: The r you garbage dude said that. They were like,
- 19:56Speaker 5: so pretty much, you just have a hot plate, you do,
- 19:59Speaker 5: That's exactly Yeah, an electric stove.
- 20:03Speaker 4: It's actually an induction surface.
- 20:06Speaker 5: The other night I got I got an urge to
- 20:07Speaker 5: smoke weed, and I had a joint I have a joints.
- 20:11Speaker 5: That's I got from the yax. We give it to me, and.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Uh, it was a year and a half ago.
- 20:16Speaker 5: No, this was a couple of weeks ago. DJ gave
- 20:18Speaker 5: me it and then I got a I didn't have
- 20:20Speaker 5: a lighter. You lean over the stove, so I tried
- 20:23Speaker 5: to heat. I tried to burn it. I tried to
- 20:25Speaker 5: light it on the electric stove and it just melted
- 20:27Speaker 5: the paper. It's never like caught flames melted.
- 20:32Speaker 4: You you get another long piece of paper.
- 20:34Speaker 5: I did that I did. I put a paper towel
- 20:36Speaker 5: on the stove and it just got it just burnt it.
- 20:39Speaker 5: It never got never, never lit.
- 20:41Speaker 4: Yeah. I did it with like like a note card. Yeah, no,
- 20:46Speaker 4: card was like perfect enough.
- 20:47Speaker 5: It like like lit on fire from just like an
- 20:49Speaker 5: electric stove, not like a gas.
- 20:53Speaker 1: I've done it on an electric stove as well, just
- 20:55Speaker 1: like waiting for it to get hot on the edge,
- 20:58Speaker 1: just like having a square on the.
- 20:59Speaker 5: That's what I did. And it was just melting the paper,
- 21:02Speaker 5: like the paper was just shriveling up, melting.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Paper should have melt, dude, I don't think that was paper.
- 21:07Speaker 5: I don't know what it was, like wax paper, like, you.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Got a lot of still beams.
- 21:12Speaker 1: What the hell?
- 21:15Speaker 4: She's not right.
- 21:16Speaker 5: I don't know what it was. It didn't work.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Are you smoking because you were sober? Yeah?
- 21:20Speaker 5: But then I was like, I was like, I don't even
- 21:21Speaker 5: really want to smoke weed, and this is way too
- 21:23Speaker 5: much effort.
- 21:24Speaker 6: So I just put it back in the case.
- 21:25Speaker 4: And here's another dude. I know, I look, this might
- 21:29Speaker 4: seem minuscule to most people. Yeah, but but why the
- 21:31Speaker 4: fuck are you playing a PS four? Oh?
- 21:34Speaker 6: Because I don't have a p S five?
- 21:36Speaker 1: Get on and then.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Five? No, I play on. I'm superior. I have a
- 21:43Speaker 4: Steam deck. The Steam decks sick.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Yeahs or PC is crazy. But I don't need a
- 21:48Speaker 5: PS five yet.
- 21:49Speaker 4: What do you mean you don't need a PS five.
- 21:51Speaker 5: Because all the games that I play they run fine
- 21:53Speaker 5: four years ago. Brother, Yeah, the difference.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Explaining the difference.
- 21:57Speaker 4: It's faster, it's faster, it's were powerful. It's like, uh
- 22:01Speaker 4: low times and no times. The games to the games
- 22:04Speaker 4: don't make your fucking house sound like it's gonna blow up.
- 22:08Speaker 5: Yeah. Four it overheats my like like I've had mine
- 22:12Speaker 5: shut down. Yeah, it can't handle the games anymore.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like you need a PS five.
- 22:17Speaker 6: I do need a PS five?
- 22:18Speaker 2: Can you?
- 22:18Speaker 6: Can you buy them yet? Like I know there was
- 22:20Speaker 6: a big thing where you couldn't buy them.
- 22:21Speaker 1: You have enough money, sass, you make enough money.
- 22:24Speaker 5: But they they're they're hard to get.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Not anymore, not anymore, not for you, dude. Talk about
- 22:30Speaker 4: do you guys have a gaming show yet?
- 22:32Speaker 5: We did for a while. I don't know we still do.
- 22:34Speaker 4: We need I'm looking for a job. Let's do a game,
- 22:39Speaker 4: I would.
- 22:39Speaker 5: Yeah, what games do you play?
- 22:41Speaker 4: I play right now? I'm playing Sift six, Rim World
- 22:44Speaker 4: street Fighter six. I love fighting games mostly, and all
- 22:47Speaker 4: the fighting game people are in New York, dude, you
- 22:48Speaker 4: can have it all and ass.
- 22:50Speaker 5: There's a big fighting game community here.
- 22:52Speaker 4: The fighting game community is big in New York, North California,
- 22:55Speaker 4: Southern California. There's people in Atlanta and Midwest to Canada's
- 22:59Speaker 4: pretty big. Pacice. Man, it's a whole different subjects.
- 23:01Speaker 1: People don't know why those places.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Because they're probably more poor. And like with a fighting game,
- 23:08Speaker 4: all you need is a controller, a console, and a
- 23:11Speaker 4: disc like.
- 23:13Speaker 5: Every single other game.
- 23:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you know right, Yeah, come on, dude,
- 23:20Speaker 4: I'm master.
- 23:21Speaker 5: You don't need to be. You have a PC for
- 23:22Speaker 5: fighting games? Yeah, that's crazy.
- 23:24Speaker 4: It looks so good.
- 23:26Speaker 6: Do you have like the whole Do you have like
- 23:27Speaker 6: the whole glow up set up?
- 23:28Speaker 4: No, I don't have the glow I have like a
- 23:31Speaker 4: I bought my my PC's old. Now, I bought it
- 23:33Speaker 4: during the pandemic when they were giving us mutual.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Ye, it was incredile.
- 23:40Speaker 5: You get a lot of money on that.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Come on, don't get me out here.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Don't give me what's the whole setup?
- 23:46Speaker 2: Like?
- 23:46Speaker 1: Are you you have like a whole dedicated part of
- 23:48Speaker 1: your house where you have like led lights and like
- 23:51Speaker 1: a sweet ass chair and ship like a chair.
- 23:54Speaker 4: I'll tell you to say I did. I did just
- 23:55Speaker 4: buy a chair. Yeah, it's a white chair for my kids.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Pretty nice about all.
- 23:59Speaker 5: You don't have like a gaming chair though.
- 24:01Speaker 4: No, it's a gaming chair, brother.
- 24:03Speaker 5: I have one of those, the massive back, one of
- 24:05Speaker 5: those ones that it looks like you're sitting on a throne.
- 24:07Speaker 4: And then matrix connected on the back, you know, hold
- 24:10Speaker 4: your neck up, Yeah, the connect.
- 24:13Speaker 5: I gotta get one of those.
- 24:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 24:15Speaker 5: I just have a desk chair, like a roly desk chair.
- 24:17Speaker 4: I upgraded from the roly desk chair because I broke
- 24:21Speaker 4: down upgraded just being fat, you know, natural fat wearing.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Chair, that's what happened. But the gaming chairs are built
- 24:30Speaker 1: for people to be fat and to like stay fat.
- 24:32Speaker 1: If it's going to support your neck, yeah, like your
- 24:34Speaker 1: muscles are going to atrophy. Yeah, now I don't need
- 24:37Speaker 1: to hold my neck up. My chair will hold my
- 24:39Speaker 1: neck up when.
- 24:40Speaker 4: I'm playing games in a chair, I catch I just
- 24:42Speaker 4: turned into this like no matter what, it just turned
- 24:44Speaker 4: in all right back.
- 24:46Speaker 5: Yeah I did that too, I lean full.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Leaning forward is good for your lower back though.
- 24:51Speaker 5: No, you're posting all those pictures being like this is
- 24:53Speaker 5: what gamers are going to look look like by twenty
- 24:55Speaker 5: thirty and there then like everyone's like super leaning forward.
- 25:00Speaker 5: That's like, that's what I already look like.
- 25:01Speaker 1: You can sit up straight and like be on the
- 25:03Speaker 1: right bones of your body.
- 25:04Speaker 5: That's what you think the moment in the game, and
- 25:07Speaker 5: then you lean forward again.
- 25:09Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're playing games right, like you know how
- 25:12Speaker 4: like when you're like a in perfect like three point stance,
- 25:15Speaker 4: you meet your feet and your shoulders are square. Yes,
- 25:18Speaker 4: when you're in gaming stance, your controller in your head
- 25:20Speaker 4: or squares It's.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Like, yeah, exactly, perfect game, perfect ergonomic gaming.
- 25:25Speaker 4: Yeah. For some reason, this is like when anybody is
- 25:28Speaker 4: like this when they're gaming, they're in the zone. You
- 25:30Speaker 4: cannot beat that. Guy.
- 25:31Speaker 5: Are you playing on a TV or piece of monitor?
- 25:33Speaker 4: I have a been Q monitor, dude, monitors to go. Yeah,
- 25:37Speaker 4: that's TV's. TVs don't have enough dp.
- 25:40Speaker 5: I s No, not at all.
- 25:42Speaker 1: A d p I.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Per inch pixel perrinch. It must have been p p I.
- 25:48Speaker 4: TVs don't have enough pp i s pixels per inch down.
- 25:54Speaker 1: I've been using a TV this whole time.
- 25:56Speaker 4: Like, yeah, you're also playing on like a PlayStation.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I'm not playing that, I'm watching TV. Do you have
- 26:03Speaker 1: a console? Uh, Xbox?
- 26:05Speaker 5: You have one at your house?
- 26:06Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 26:06Speaker 5: Set up?
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 26:08Speaker 4: Do you play games.
- 26:10Speaker 1: During the pandemic?
- 26:11Speaker 4: What do you use it to do?
- 26:13Speaker 1: I don't use it. I was watching video I was
- 26:15Speaker 1: watching like Oscar screeners on it when they were coming
- 26:18Speaker 1: in DVDs. That's the last thing I used in hell.
- 26:21Speaker 4: Are you part of the writers Guild? I was, yeah,
- 26:24Speaker 4: strike get your money bro.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Now I've been part of the guild. I've been just
- 26:28Speaker 1: paying them dues every single year and getting nothing from it.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Like I don't get jobs from it. All I get
- 26:34Speaker 1: is the screeners, so I need to use them healthcare.
- 26:37Speaker 1: But I get health care from here too. I have
- 26:39Speaker 1: health care. I don't even need their bitch ass fucking
- 26:41Speaker 1: writers healthcare. I don't need the writers strike. Are you
- 26:45Speaker 1: in the writer's skill?
- 26:46Speaker 2: No?
- 26:46Speaker 4: I wish you did. I would love to be at
- 26:49Speaker 4: a picket line right now.
- 26:52Speaker 1: That sounds terrible. No more.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's gay.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Run just to get the guys yelling at dude, I
- 27:00Speaker 1: can beat you at writing something. Dude, you just got
- 27:03Speaker 1: to hang it up as a writer.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Do you want to hear about that man with a
- 27:07Speaker 4: big time be with a I the other day? Because
- 27:10Speaker 4: I'm making I'm making a new podcast. Uh it's what's
- 27:13Speaker 4: it going to be called Angles?
- 27:15Speaker 1: Angles?
- 27:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about professional wrestling. It's gonna be about the
- 27:19Speaker 4: stories of professional wrestling.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Like the story Angle.
- 27:23Speaker 4: Well, one of the episodes is going to be it
- 27:25Speaker 4: was about perk Angle and that's when Kurt Angle was
- 27:27Speaker 4: high on percocets, the craziest. Yeah all right, wait.
- 27:34Speaker 5: You made a beat with Ai.
- 27:36Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I mean this this was called I didn't
- 27:41Speaker 4: or shyparent. I didn't make the name.
- 27:42Speaker 7: But cold on dude, Oh I did this?
- 27:54Speaker 4: Yeah, mm hmm, turn off the top line.
- 28:03Speaker 5: Damn, you're making this right now. He's a lot of
- 28:05Speaker 5: movement on that phone.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I'm adjusting Angles, this dude mixing in the spot.
- 28:13Speaker 5: Is this a I that made this or is this
- 28:15Speaker 5: just like I think that that's been around for a while,
- 28:17Speaker 5: the automated.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Beat, the show Angles. Watched the Dick Dangle.
- 28:25Speaker 5: What app is that?
- 28:26Speaker 4: It's called as Modius as Modius?
- 28:32Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah.
- 28:34Speaker 5: These are like writers like like a jazz Yeah that one. Yeah,
- 28:41Speaker 5: that's the don't release that whole thing?
- 28:43Speaker 4: Yeah, get that.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Damn we gotta check out Angles, dude.
- 28:48Speaker 6: We got people made.
- 28:49Speaker 5: I saw people made, like someone put out like a
- 28:51Speaker 5: full Drake song with AI.
- 28:54Speaker 1: But it was also like I read the like the
- 28:56Speaker 1: guy made the song and also wrote the song lyrics
- 28:59Speaker 1: and like made the melodies.
- 29:01Speaker 5: Oh so he just had Drake sing it and he just.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Used Drake AI to like sing over it.
- 29:05Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, nothing.
- 29:06Speaker 1: I think AI has been a little bit overblown.
- 29:08Speaker 5: Definitely.
- 29:09Speaker 1: I downloaded the chat chat GPT and it's just like, yeah, it's.
- 29:12Speaker 4: Google yeah in a sense, in a sense.
- 29:16Speaker 1: But it's not that much crazier than Google, and in
- 29:18Speaker 1: a way, I'm sure they could write an essay for
- 29:20Speaker 1: me or something like that, But at the same time,
- 29:22Speaker 1: it's just like giving me answers to shit.
- 29:25Speaker 4: It's like the next level of Google, where like Google
- 29:28Speaker 4: wasn't certain, AI is certain. Google you search for something,
- 29:31Speaker 4: it's like I think you're like this, I think you're
- 29:34Speaker 4: like this, I think you like this. But with AI,
- 29:35Speaker 4: it's like, this is what you want. This is what
- 29:37Speaker 4: you want, this is what you want to be Like, yeah,
- 29:40Speaker 4: that's true.
- 29:41Speaker 5: That makes sense. The what was the I feel like
- 29:46Speaker 5: the AI like the best thing it's used for right
- 29:47Speaker 5: now is just like copywriting.
- 29:49Speaker 6: What do you mean like all like copywriting jobs can
- 29:51Speaker 6: just be done with AI.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Yeah, those jobs probably sucked and never should have existed in.
- 29:55Speaker 4: The first place. Copywriting jobs do what is?
- 29:57Speaker 1: What is copywriting?
- 29:59Speaker 4: It's just like doing like a ship from other businesses
- 30:02Speaker 4: and being like can you make this make sense?
- 30:04Speaker 1: And then like yeah, that sounds dumb as hell anyway,
- 30:07Speaker 1: Like if anyone counted that as one of their skills,
- 30:09Speaker 1: like they actually had no skills.
- 30:12Speaker 5: There's probably a lot of copywriting jobs out there that
- 30:14Speaker 5: are getting taken by AI.
- 30:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because I don't think.
- 30:17Speaker 6: It's going to be as big of a deal as
- 30:18Speaker 6: people say it is though, Like, well.
- 30:20Speaker 4: It's just going to create new industries. It's just going
- 30:22Speaker 4: to be like there you can be an AI manipulator,
- 30:27Speaker 4: because like, just because AI creates a thing, it doesn't
- 30:30Speaker 4: mean you know how to create ship with AI. Yeah,
- 30:33Speaker 4: so just because you put in you're like these words,
- 30:36Speaker 4: these words, these words that might not be the thing
- 30:37Speaker 4: you want. It might give you something, but you have
- 30:39Speaker 4: to figure out the consistency and getting the things you
- 30:41Speaker 4: want and figure out how to like use it to
- 30:44Speaker 4: make the next thing better. It's not like I use
- 30:48Speaker 4: AI to generate art, so I can mix them for posters. Yeah,
- 30:53Speaker 4: and that helps me a lot because.
- 30:55Speaker 5: You actually do that. Yeah, you're you're like an AI.
- 30:59Speaker 4: You're the man the A know a little bit. I
- 31:01Speaker 4: don't know a lot.
- 31:01Speaker 5: I don't seem like you know a lot. You're making
- 31:03Speaker 5: posters with AI. You're making fucking beats with AI. I
- 31:06Speaker 5: was sort of the impression that you could just be
- 31:08Speaker 5: like right out of bray a story and.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just like that's that's the basic that starter level. Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 4: that's the base into it.
- 31:15Speaker 6: Yeah, damn ye, you're making posters.
- 31:17Speaker 5: They I like, if you like, if you like, like,
- 31:20Speaker 5: do you have one?
- 31:22Speaker 1: Let's do an example right now. Can you can you
- 31:24Speaker 1: like pop up? What would it be like being like?
- 31:27Speaker 1: Can you make me like a Greek looking?
- 31:30Speaker 5: I've tried to do those, like those apps with like
- 31:32Speaker 5: the like the the you know the punto of like.
- 31:35Speaker 4: Trump like this does this work at all? What the hell?
- 31:40Speaker 4: You can't connect this thing?
- 31:42Speaker 6: I think you probably can somehow.
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- 31:50Speaker 5: dudes in here, they're just big fans. They just wanted
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- 32:05Speaker 5: No, I ain't around, just wants to smoke.
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- 34:21Speaker 1: So you got to see a little bit of the
- 34:22Speaker 1: office when we walked over there.
- 34:24Speaker 5: Yeah, La Mayor loves the free stuff. He's just constantly
- 34:26Speaker 5: looking for free shit.
- 34:27Speaker 1: I love sticky fingers.
- 34:29Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, yeah, the office is
- 34:31Speaker 5: kind of dead right now because they're like rearranging everything
- 34:33Speaker 5: and setting it up for whenever goes Chicago.
- 34:35Speaker 4: And he's like, Oh, that's awesome.
- 34:36Speaker 5: He's like, there's gonna be so much new free stuff.
- 34:39Speaker 4: You guys should get a batting cage in there. And
- 34:41Speaker 4: the other side.
- 34:41Speaker 5: I know that would be sick. I think we're getting
- 34:43Speaker 5: a pool tables be awesome.
- 34:45Speaker 4: You guys are missing the pool table.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Hammock would be nice. Bumper cars.
- 34:51Speaker 4: I'm okay, it's all right. I don't like, I'm not
- 34:54Speaker 4: like great. What the hell does son of a boy
- 34:56Speaker 4: dad means?
- 34:58Speaker 1: Came up with it?
- 34:58Speaker 6: Bro, I don't even ge.
- 35:00Speaker 4: I don't know. Doesn't mean like you want to be
- 35:02Speaker 4: near your dad, because I understand that, you know, I
- 35:08Speaker 4: have no idea busy to hang out with how you feel?
- 35:13Speaker 4: Not to analyze your name.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Roan came up with it.
- 35:17Speaker 6: I think it was supposed to be a take on
- 35:18Speaker 6: a whole kobe like girl dad, but.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Just all guys are a son of a boy like
- 35:22Speaker 1: a boy dad. All guys are son of a boy
- 35:25Speaker 1: A podcast.
- 35:27Speaker 4: When you're a real when you're a real man, you
- 35:29Speaker 4: hang out with the boys.
- 35:32Speaker 5: Yeah, strictly dudes, Our dads are boy.
- 35:35Speaker 4: My actual podcast, not the Wrestler. It's called Panties in
- 35:38Speaker 4: the mouth. And that's because you come up with that.
- 35:44Speaker 1: What does it mean?
- 35:44Speaker 5: Is that about like your father, like you're to be
- 35:47Speaker 5: closer your dad.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Let me give you a spiel practices So I deal
- 35:54Speaker 4: with my friends. Two of my best friends Nate Marshall,
- 35:56Speaker 4: Andy Malafreda. I'm saying it sarcastically, but they actually my
- 36:00Speaker 4: bets Fiz Yeah Marshall and Anty Mouth Arna and we
- 36:04Speaker 4: do a podcast called Pennies and Mouth because one time
- 36:06Speaker 4: when we were like young open my comedians. Uh, they
- 36:09Speaker 4: were arguing and Nate said girls always love it when
- 36:14Speaker 4: you stick panties in their mouth and Andy said, I
- 36:17Speaker 4: think sometimes, and then it got into a really big
- 36:20Speaker 4: argument for like two or three weeks that almost ended
- 36:23Speaker 4: the friendship. Yeah, it was podcast. They started a podcast
- 36:30Speaker 4: before me. I was just like quiet and then like
- 36:32Speaker 4: I got fired from Man and started working on You're
- 36:36Speaker 4: I'm back.
- 36:38Speaker 6: I'm the firing though. Uh it was actually.
- 36:45Speaker 4: Matt I think were it was Matt. It was me
- 36:47Speaker 4: and Matt. It was Matt was like, hey, man, you
- 36:52Speaker 4: met well because there was an episode of there was
- 36:54Speaker 4: a josh Adam Meyers episode that didn't have video because
- 36:58Speaker 4: I messed up getting the car out of the yeah,
- 37:02Speaker 4: the camera, and he was like, you know, man, I'm sorry, dude.
- 37:04Speaker 4: It was more than that. That was just the final stroke. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 37:07Speaker 4: I was a bad audio. Sometimes it was just eating food,
- 37:13Speaker 4: real loud yeah, yeah, it was an awful time. But
- 37:17Speaker 4: so Matt.
- 37:18Speaker 1: So Matt sat you down. What was the whole conversation.
- 37:20Speaker 4: I was like, hey, man, you've been messing up a lot.
- 37:23Speaker 4: I think it'd be better getting strong Gardinian and I
- 37:25Speaker 4: was like, yeah, you're you're actually he's probably so much
- 37:28Speaker 4: he's so much better. You're right. He does this like
- 37:31Speaker 4: he went to school for Yeah, he would be so
- 37:34Speaker 4: much better. You're right.
- 37:34Speaker 1: There was no part of your mind that was like, man,
- 37:36Speaker 1: fuck these dudes, they're fucking me over.
- 37:38Speaker 4: Not at all, because they feel like it's just.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Natural human instinct to like want to defend yourself instead
- 37:45Speaker 1: of just being like, wait that you're exactly right.
- 37:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 37:49Speaker 6: No, they were so right because I was like, did
- 37:52Speaker 6: you know it was coming?
- 37:54Speaker 4: No, well lit, but like it was, yeah, it was
- 37:58Speaker 4: the pandemic, and I had that fun pandemic cash, so
- 38:01Speaker 4: I didn't like, Oh, I was like, yeah, this makes sense, dude,
- 38:05Speaker 4: You're right. I can just play video games all day,
- 38:08Speaker 4: you know. I'm sorry. And I also I started like
- 38:12Speaker 4: when I first I was like breaking up with the
- 38:14Speaker 4: girl and they started seeing another girl, so I was
- 38:17Speaker 4: getting those new and old cuddles at the same time.
- 38:20Speaker 4: Your brain was yeah, your brain.
- 38:22Speaker 6: You didn't have time for the chest I was.
- 38:24Speaker 4: I wasn't.
- 38:25Speaker 5: It was busy man. Yeah, they're gonna play video games
- 38:27Speaker 5: and fucking all this producing ship.
- 38:31Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't funk I cuddle damn.
- 38:33Speaker 1: But you were going from one group of cuddling tendencies
- 38:36Speaker 1: to another group of cuddling tendencies. You were kind of
- 38:39Speaker 1: like flourishing in a new way.
- 38:41Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're back. Now, you're back.
- 38:43Speaker 4: Now. I'm so happy I'm back. O.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:45Speaker 5: Yeah, how's that going.
- 38:47Speaker 4: It's awesome, dude, It's so good. It's the best. It's
- 38:49Speaker 4: the funniest. Yeah.
- 38:50Speaker 6: What are you one of Matt's men? Your team McCusker.
- 38:54Speaker 5: Yeah, So what was about the news he hired like
- 38:57Speaker 5: twenty dudes. Guaruginia was telling me that that hired like
- 39:00Speaker 5: twenty dudes.
- 39:01Speaker 4: I don't know how. But if I'm part of the forest,
- 39:03Speaker 4: I'm part.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Of the fort.
- 39:06Speaker 5: Like you drive him around and ship.
- 39:08Speaker 4: I don't drive him around and ship. I mean I
- 39:10Speaker 4: drive him to the podcast.
- 39:12Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I drive him home.
- 39:15Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's a part of my duties.
- 39:19Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, I gotta get I wish I had a
- 39:21Speaker 5: fucking team. I need a team.
- 39:22Speaker 4: You got to get a team.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what you driven? Yeah, where you're gonna.
- 39:26Speaker 5: Get driven everywhere?
- 39:28Speaker 4: Yeah? Well yeah, like.
- 39:31Speaker 1: You need an Uber you need an eight dollars Uber ride.
- 39:34Speaker 5: Now I need a driver, I need a personal driver.
- 39:37Speaker 5: I don't even like driving in the city. I hate
- 39:38Speaker 5: taking ubers I like or like you mean you don't
- 39:42Speaker 5: like physically being behind the wheel or no, I like driving.
- 39:45Speaker 5: I hate being in a car in the city. Yeah,
- 39:47Speaker 5: you're just stopped the whole time. You're stationary always Revel scooter.
- 39:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, I'm not used to big times.
- 39:54Speaker 4: I'm going to say brand's names.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Revel, Yeah, oh you're good to say Brandon.
- 39:59Speaker 6: Guys was actually huge competitive.
- 40:01Speaker 4: Blank him out if you got it. But I'm going
- 40:03Speaker 4: to say the names.
- 40:06Speaker 1: It seems like you're saying like some type of slur.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Come on, I had scooters, I had a whole I
- 40:13Speaker 4: had a.
- 40:13Speaker 5: Whole whole, piratewater damn oh man, listenings are strong? Are
- 40:22Speaker 5: those are ten percent alcohol?
- 40:24Speaker 4: Guys might want a blackout the rival studio names. But
- 40:27Speaker 4: I took a rebel scooter here from gas, didn't you
- 40:31Speaker 4: that was fun? Let's get that's the best way to
- 40:33Speaker 4: ride to the revel the city and get.
- 40:35Speaker 1: You another pirate water broke.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Oh well, look man, you guys are trying to give
- 40:40Speaker 4: me drunk.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Here, you were trying to get drunk. You're right, he said.
- 40:45Speaker 6: I've done multiple podcasts today and no one gave me beer.
- 40:48Speaker 4: You're right. I did get into the city at eleven
- 40:50Speaker 4: a m. And nobody gave me a beer, which is
- 40:53Speaker 4: very rude. Yeah.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Now we got compensated by chicken fries.
- 40:59Speaker 6: Sex on the beach that tastes like sex on the beach.
- 41:02Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one of my favorite flavors.
- 41:03Speaker 4: Have you ever had sex on the beach?
- 41:05Speaker 2: No?
- 41:06Speaker 1: No, No, a beach orgy at like a pig room.
- 41:12Speaker 1: I want to hear more about the orgies.
- 41:14Speaker 4: I've never been to one. What do you want to know.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Is the fact that you're that interested or like have
- 41:18Speaker 1: friends that are in the world.
- 41:20Speaker 5: It just seems so pleasure.
- 41:21Speaker 4: God. Yeah, it's crazy that I'm interested but also a
- 41:24Speaker 4: coward like I'm afraid to go.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Well maybe it's you.
- 41:28Speaker 6: I mean, at some point you can just go for
- 41:29Speaker 6: the food too, though.
- 41:31Speaker 4: Charcouterie board, I just got to get hungry enough, like.
- 41:35Speaker 6: Charcoterie would be boyicketsusual?
- 41:38Speaker 1: What did tickets usually go for for the orgy?
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- 42:03Speaker 4: All right, for a couple, I think it's like sixty.
- 42:07Speaker 4: For like a single man, it's like one hundred.
- 42:09Speaker 1: One hundred, so like that's like a Vegas buffet.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Yeah, you can clean up owning an orgy like how
- 42:15Speaker 4: you can make a lot of money.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Franchising out your orgy, owning.
- 42:21Speaker 4: A secret club, private club.
- 42:23Speaker 6: I think legal orgies are legal, right? Is it legal
- 42:25Speaker 6: to charge for them?
- 42:26Speaker 2: Though?
- 42:27Speaker 5: He technically could be like we're charging for the food.
- 42:29Speaker 5: Probably that's a brothel or anything like that.
- 42:34Speaker 4: What would be a sex house? We should have sex houses.
- 42:37Speaker 4: That'd be cool, and.
- 42:38Speaker 5: It sounds like we do. TJ's Pleasure Guard. That's a
- 42:42Speaker 5: sex house.
- 42:42Speaker 4: So bad. I hope they don't like go out of business.
- 42:45Speaker 4: That'd be the worst.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Yeah, you are worried about TJ's Pleasure Guarden getting.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Pleasure Garden so much advertising right now, fuck pleasure The
- 42:55Speaker 5: door is gonna be out. The line's gonna be out
- 42:57Speaker 5: the door when Dave does a good pizza review this.
- 43:02Speaker 1: I drove eight hours to come to t J's Pleasure Guard.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I'm in from Michigan.
- 43:06Speaker 4: I found another place, another club near my house, but
- 43:10Speaker 4: I'm I'm afraid to go to. I want to go.
- 43:14Speaker 4: That's why I won't say that.
- 43:15Speaker 1: I'm not going to say, don't say the name.
- 43:17Speaker 4: But I want to go. I want to go.
- 43:19Speaker 1: How did you hear about it though?
- 43:20Speaker 4: Reddit? Yeah?
- 43:22Speaker 5: What is the reddit?
- 43:23Speaker 4: Said? Reddit? You're ever going to? There's a going wild.
- 43:25Speaker 4: They're called going Wild.
- 43:26Speaker 5: It's like like New York gone wild.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Yeah, it's New York is one of n y C
- 43:32Speaker 4: Going wild. New York has like you want it right now?
- 43:38Speaker 4: Ny All right?
- 43:42Speaker 1: What was that a push pup?
- 43:44Speaker 4: Yeah? No?
- 43:45Speaker 1: No, no, I'm good, I'm good. I can't I can't
- 43:49Speaker 1: diego drink this bro.
- 43:51Speaker 4: Dude, diego at too now? Yeah, isn't diego new do?
- 43:57Speaker 4: How do we haze them? No? I mean not haes.
- 43:59Speaker 4: I agree though, you gotta give him some Chaok. This
- 44:04Speaker 4: is my first time to diego, so we have to
- 44:06Speaker 4: do whatever together. We got to smooch.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Sorry, I get to you got to kiss our guest, dude.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Yeah, don't be fucking gay.
- 44:16Speaker 5: Kiss me my c gun Wild has four hundred people
- 44:21Speaker 5: in it. That's not a lot of Do you.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Want me to go to my actual rendit and show
- 44:25Speaker 4: you what?
- 44:26Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 44:26Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's like so Cow Going Wild y see,
- 44:30Speaker 4: so they're gonna make me go.
- 44:34Speaker 5: So Cow Gone Wild. It's got one hundred and sixty
- 44:36Speaker 5: eight thousand people.
- 44:37Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, see there you go.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Damn.
- 44:40Speaker 4: Yeah. Some groups are crazier New York. You have to
- 44:43Speaker 4: like there's a you have to like go by Burrow
- 44:46Speaker 4: in New York.
- 44:47Speaker 5: I see, I see that makes sense.
- 44:49Speaker 1: So where you're where you're staying tonight, you're about to
- 44:51Speaker 1: hit Lower Lower Manhattan.
- 44:53Speaker 4: No, not tonight, dude. I'm I'm anti horny tonight. I'm
- 44:56Speaker 4: off I'm off the I'm off the horn.
- 44:58Speaker 5: That's good. L lamiorum Wild. I should be a whole subreddit.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Why don't you host? Why don't you fucking instead of
- 45:07Speaker 1: like trying to get into one. Why don't you bring
- 45:09Speaker 1: them to you? Like, I feel like this is an
- 45:11Speaker 1: obvious solution. You're saying how lucrative it could be. You're
- 45:15Speaker 1: saying that you don't want to dip the toe and
- 45:18Speaker 1: you just really they had a bathrobe or like.
- 45:21Speaker 5: A pleasure guy.
- 45:22Speaker 4: You know what, there is no there is no couch
- 45:24Speaker 4: in my front room. I could just put down like
- 45:26Speaker 4: six mattresses.
- 45:27Speaker 6: Is that how it is? They just got it.
- 45:28Speaker 5: It's like a like a bouncy floor.
- 45:30Speaker 4: No, I think there's there's a bunch of like a
- 45:32Speaker 4: it's like an obstacle course, a bunch of couches, like.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Monkey bars, American glad set up trampoline shooting tennis balls.
- 45:41Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to set up an orgy mansion. So
- 45:43Speaker 4: it's like a mystery in the room too.
- 45:45Speaker 5: Damn like an escape room the game, Yeah, the train room.
- 45:51Speaker 6: This could be like your big break La Mayor's pleasure Palace.
- 45:56Speaker 4: Do you know my actual real ideal. Yeah, this counts
- 45:59Speaker 4: a trademark. Trademark, trademark, trademark, trademark.
- 46:02Speaker 1: No one could use this, No one can take a trademarket.
- 46:03Speaker 6: Make a backpack for the blind, A backpack for the
- 46:07Speaker 6: blind what is it.
- 46:08Speaker 4: Because, like you think about the way blind people have
- 46:11Speaker 4: been walking around, it's been obtrusive.
- 46:13Speaker 5: They have no.
- 46:16Speaker 4: Back If you got a backpack, you still need a
- 46:19Speaker 4: walking stick or some fucking dumb dog, you know, and
- 46:23Speaker 4: you can't even pet the dog, which is the worst.
- 46:26Speaker 4: It's the worst dog, unpettable dog out here.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Take them to the shelter, right, it might as well
- 46:31Speaker 1: be an ant eater or something here. It's going to
- 46:33Speaker 1: be unpettable.
- 46:35Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, yeah, I was blinding out to have
- 46:38Speaker 6: a fucking wolf or something.
- 46:40Speaker 4: The wolf, dude, what do you mean?
- 46:43Speaker 1: Backpack?
- 46:47Speaker 4: The backpack for the blind you wear and it tells
- 46:49Speaker 4: you where you're going. We already have that technology, Like
- 46:52Speaker 4: the components to make this already exists. Nobody's ever like
- 46:57Speaker 4: iterated on blind technology because they're like, the stick's enough.
- 47:00Speaker 4: Got a dog, you know?
- 47:02Speaker 5: Yeah, but what does the backpack do?
- 47:03Speaker 4: The backpack it connects to your phone and it tells
- 47:06Speaker 4: you where to go, all right, it can see.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Why by backpack though, why not just like an app?
- 47:12Speaker 4: Well, because the app doesn't have enough technology to see
- 47:15Speaker 4: you'd have to like hold it or whatever, ye or something.
- 47:21Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, you're getting somewhere.
- 47:23Speaker 4: Want to know the sensors they're called light our sensors,
- 47:26Speaker 4: template temp. The sensors they used to uh, they used
- 47:31Speaker 4: to check the depth and stuff for cars, the death things.
- 47:34Speaker 1: What's right? Like on Tesla, you see if there's like
- 47:35Speaker 1: a bike going past you or a truck or whatever.
- 47:38Speaker 4: Put it on the strap and then you connect to
- 47:40Speaker 4: your phone and the strap you put some dual shock
- 47:43Speaker 4: in there or something. It also vibrates. It's like go left,
- 47:45Speaker 4: go right, go vite whatever. You know. So she's phones
- 47:48Speaker 4: and then app all right.
- 47:50Speaker 5: Is pretty good idea. Why don't you get this mate?
- 47:53Speaker 4: Going shark? Then I have to draw?
- 47:56Speaker 1: Yeah, seems to be the least of the concerns. You
- 48:00Speaker 1: be a great drawer. There's a there's a blind house
- 48:03Speaker 1: right down the block, like a building full of blinds
- 48:09Speaker 1: at the twenty third street, a blindery, blindery, there's a
- 48:12Speaker 1: blindatorium down there, and they're just fucking like, these are
- 48:16Speaker 1: the test people that you need. And sometimes there will
- 48:19Speaker 1: be heroes like walking them down the block or crossing
- 48:21Speaker 1: the street with them, but for the most part, like, yeah,
- 48:24Speaker 1: they're just on their own being blind out here. I
- 48:27Speaker 1: feel like if you get in one of these guys
- 48:28Speaker 1: ears because there's probably some rich blind people.
- 48:31Speaker 4: But isn't it annoying to have somebody holting you all
- 48:33Speaker 4: the times? Yeah? Hey, dude, I hate coddling.
- 48:36Speaker 1: You've been talking about how you're a cuddler.
- 48:38Speaker 4: I love color. I'm just I'm being a blind person
- 48:40Speaker 4: who hates it. I love it personally. I'll cut it
- 48:43Speaker 4: all day. Dude. You ever have a cut of supreme? Dude?
- 48:46Speaker 1: No, I think I might have one.
- 48:48Speaker 5: Blind people probably do. They probably feel cuddling so much
- 48:50Speaker 5: more because they have more like like.
- 48:52Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like daredevil.
- 48:54Speaker 4: Yeah, they can like smell your breath food.
- 48:57Speaker 1: The guy just comes from.
- 49:00Speaker 4: Dude. A lot of people probably love to cuddle. I
- 49:04Speaker 4: could I pre come during cuddles, dude? Way? Yeah? Yeah, dude,
- 49:10Speaker 4: you know I like the cuddles like an hour.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Dude, are you talking about your spooning or you're like
- 49:15Speaker 1: just all kinds of are you talking about a make
- 49:20Speaker 1: seems like you might be hot mouthing.
- 49:22Speaker 4: There's some there's some cuddling. There's cuddling, but then there's
- 49:25Speaker 4: some you know, make out in between, you know, just
- 49:27Speaker 4: to keep like yeah, we got it, we can't keep
- 49:28Speaker 4: that you know, we got to cuttle more interesting, just
- 49:31Speaker 4: like please, I do want to have sex with you,
- 49:33Speaker 4: but I do actually really just like this, like no, lie,
- 49:37Speaker 4: I love this.
- 49:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sick. You're there to cuddle. You might be
- 49:40Speaker 1: a furry deep down? Have you ever tried to.
- 49:44Speaker 4: Dick's too little for a suit.
- 49:46Speaker 1: But I thought a lot of being a furries about
- 49:48Speaker 1: the hugging and cuddling.
- 49:49Speaker 4: Should be a furry. I'm not. I'm not.
- 49:52Speaker 5: I think furries do they in the first first?
- 49:56Speaker 4: You know yours?
- 49:57Speaker 1: I need to get a first on a it is
- 50:00Speaker 1: it like a generator.
- 50:01Speaker 4: You have to go on a journey I have been on.
- 50:08Speaker 5: Figure out what kind.
- 50:09Speaker 4: Of fur you are?
- 50:10Speaker 5: Like, yeah, all right, which one were you?
- 50:13Speaker 4: You'd be sloth? Why? Or the grinch?
- 50:19Speaker 5: God damn.
- 50:20Speaker 6: I feel like i'd be more of like a lion
- 50:21Speaker 6: for a bear.
- 50:23Speaker 4: No, no, if you were a bear, you ever see.
- 50:27Speaker 5: They are never Are they all just wolves?
- 50:30Speaker 4: No?
- 50:32Speaker 1: I thought that they were all bears.
- 50:33Speaker 4: They're not all wolves. There's there's there's different types of fairies. Man,
- 50:36Speaker 4: have you heard that? There's also a type of fay.
- 50:38Speaker 4: There's fae. They are fairies like people who believe they're fairies.
- 50:42Speaker 1: What is faye? What does that even stand for?
- 50:45Speaker 4: Fairies? It's like mythological talk or whatever. It's like Norse
- 50:51Speaker 4: talk or some ship.
- 50:52Speaker 5: So do the fairies and the and the furries of
- 50:54Speaker 5: a funk or is that like forbidden? That's like Romeo
- 50:56Speaker 5: and Julie.
- 50:57Speaker 4: You know, mythical ship happens all the time. Yeah, fan fixed.
- 51:00Speaker 1: It was just God's fucking humans and ship like that.
- 51:03Speaker 4: And that's the Bible. Yeah, that is the Bible.
- 51:08Speaker 1: I just wonder how people find out that they're into
- 51:10Speaker 1: being a fairer sick? Yeah, like how do you.
- 51:14Speaker 4: Watch from a young age, they watch anime and they
- 51:17Speaker 4: don't have enough pills for their mental illness, so then.
- 51:22Speaker 1: They just manifest. They gotta be super online. Yeah, that's
- 51:26Speaker 1: got to be a whole different reddit.
- 51:28Speaker 4: They're destroyed by Twitter. I'm some people are racist because
- 51:33Speaker 4: of Twitter. Like the Twitter can just Twitter destroys people
- 51:36Speaker 4: because like you ever just see something you're like, oh
- 51:38Speaker 4: my god, and then it just shows you that all
- 51:40Speaker 4: the time.
- 51:41Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole new algorithm is just always showing you
- 51:43Speaker 5: bad ship. Yeah, just people dying racist stuff.
- 51:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate it.
- 51:49Speaker 5: I hate it too. You're big on Twitter though, You're
- 51:50Speaker 5: always tweeting.
- 51:51Speaker 6: I read the time I.
- 51:54Speaker 4: Just started to like tweeting. I used to hate it, yeah,
- 51:56Speaker 4: but then I like, oh, don't take it seriously. Just
- 51:58Speaker 4: fucking be what you say, what you want.
- 52:00Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're getting any good takes off?
- 52:03Speaker 4: Uh No, I've been thinking about something that's a real
- 52:08Speaker 4: hard take to say on anything the place.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Then brother.
- 52:13Speaker 4: Will lock the door another time. Give me, give me
- 52:16Speaker 4: a couple more months to get my courageous.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Say, and we'll delete it to hear it.
- 52:23Speaker 4: I'm worried.
- 52:25Speaker 5: I'm scared about what it's going to be.
- 52:27Speaker 1: What group is it about?
- 52:30Speaker 4: Yes, dude, children, No, I think it's about this one.
- 52:33Speaker 4: This I'll give you my second most intense take that
- 52:35Speaker 4: I'm sort of afraid to say. But I'm not really
- 52:37Speaker 4: afraid to say. It's about black people and how this
- 52:42Speaker 4: is coming from you not Yeah. Yeah, sometimes sometimes the
- 52:51Speaker 4: other guys are right about us.
- 52:54Speaker 5: Well may you don't want to be said you're appeasing
- 52:57Speaker 5: to the white man.
- 52:58Speaker 4: No, I'm not appeasing the white man to talk to
- 53:00Speaker 4: black people. Because the wrong podcast, there's a couple of
- 53:05Speaker 4: them out there.
- 53:06Speaker 1: There's gonna be people who are listening, like, yeah.
- 53:09Speaker 2: A.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Look somebody encouraging them. Yes, and some of it is
- 53:15Speaker 4: misunderstanding of the culture, like loud music, that's a misunderstanding
- 53:19Speaker 4: of the culture. But this is me talking to black
- 53:22Speaker 4: people as a person that white people come to to
- 53:24Speaker 4: explain black people ship. Yeah. Oh, and I'm in the
- 53:28Speaker 4: wrong place, I guess. Please.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Yeah, you're more than welcome to so.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Like, yeah, just chill out a little bit, all right,
- 53:40Speaker 4: we'll get that on.
- 53:41Speaker 1: We'll get that on.
- 53:41Speaker 6: A quote Cards has a message.
- 53:44Speaker 4: For watching dude. I saw, I saw ut a little bit, dude,
- 53:48Speaker 4: I saw, Uh, there was I was at a show
- 53:51Speaker 4: the other day, effergy. I was at a show and
- 53:53Speaker 4: there was this place they were having They had Pokemon cards,
- 53:56Speaker 4: but on the Pokemon cards were like rappers. So they
- 53:59Speaker 4: had like a King Pokemon card like a g Herbo, Like, uh,
- 54:06Speaker 4: who's the guy who just got never mind? There was
- 54:09Speaker 4: like a lot of dead rappers on it too. And
- 54:11Speaker 4: it was a shop for sure, owned by a white
- 54:14Speaker 4: guy and white it was like white artists and then
- 54:16Speaker 4: for sure like and I was like, yo, they're seeing
- 54:19Speaker 4: this ship too. It was the first time I really
- 54:21Speaker 4: like conceived that white people are seeing this ship that
- 54:24Speaker 4: black people are doing and that sometimes you gotta be like, yo, dude,
- 54:30Speaker 4: we need to chill out.
- 54:32Speaker 1: What kind of what do you mean that? The stuff that.
- 54:36Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 54:37Speaker 5: Come on, I don't. I don't no idea, I don't know. Also,
- 54:42Speaker 5: is it a lot of ship in here? Did they
- 54:45Speaker 5: do the A C break or something?
- 54:47Speaker 1: No, it's just these spicy hot takes. That's why I
- 54:49Speaker 1: need to hear number one.
- 54:50Speaker 5: I don't want to hear number one. I got enough
- 54:52Speaker 5: from number two. I don't even want to know what
- 54:54Speaker 5: I wanted to know what number one.
- 54:56Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a I'm a fan of conversation, dude.
- 54:59Speaker 4: I love talking about things totally like that. People don't
- 55:03Speaker 4: like talking about you know.
- 55:04Speaker 5: Yeah, you like to push the boundaries, not push your boundaries.
- 55:07Speaker 4: It's just like an open, a complete open conversation.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Yeah, just being curious about some ship.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to ask Jewish people about taxes?
- 55:17Speaker 4: How do I how do I win? Yeah? Any Jewish friends, No,
- 55:23Speaker 4: none of them are like money Jews.
- 55:28Speaker 1: You broke Jewish friends.
- 55:30Speaker 5: None of them are fucking No, they're not broke.
- 55:32Speaker 4: Harry Potter juice No. Yeah, yeah, this power word has
- 55:37Speaker 4: got me our dude.
- 55:41Speaker 6: Yeah, that's because you're sipping on the Miami Vice right now.
- 55:44Speaker 4: No.
- 55:44Speaker 1: Yeah, he went from the sex on the Beach to
- 55:46Speaker 1: the Miami that's.
- 55:46Speaker 5: A dangerous common Miami vice. I've never seen a man
- 55:49Speaker 5: go from sex on the beach to Miami Vice and
- 55:51Speaker 5: make it out a lot.
- 55:52Speaker 1: From the Warrans to the red red it is.
- 55:56Speaker 4: I still got a podcast in the show to do.
- 55:59Speaker 5: Yeah, show didn't.
- 56:01Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know comedy chos, I can't remember. Yeah,
- 56:05Speaker 4: where are you going on the road? You're going on
- 56:06Speaker 4: the road? Oh yeah. June twenty third, twenty fourth, I've
- 56:11Speaker 4: been fucking Foxboro, Massachusetts at the comedy scene. July twenty first,
- 56:18Speaker 4: I'm at a place in Rhode Island. I can't remember,
- 56:21Speaker 4: but follow me. I'll post it. And then July twenty second,
- 56:24Speaker 4: there is another Massachusetts place and that's at the Nook. Yeah,
- 56:29Speaker 4: there's more shows coming. I just got to talk to people.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Who who books your shows?
- 56:35Speaker 4: Me? Do you? Yeah, I'm a guy right now, you get.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Out the fucking mud. Let's go.
- 56:40Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, bro, thank you?
- 56:42Speaker 1: Is it hard? Is it? Is it worth it? It
- 56:44Speaker 1: seems like you're getting booked places pretty easily.
- 56:46Speaker 4: Yeah, it's well for me. To do it. Yeah, is
- 56:50Speaker 4: it worth it? Yes? Yes. But also I am in
- 56:55Speaker 4: the market talking to people. Yeah, I have a friend
- 57:00Speaker 4: I'm going to be like, Yo, dude, fucking a ship's coming.
- 57:03Speaker 4: Help me.
- 57:04Speaker 1: It's so interesting how like comedians and podcasters in that
- 57:08Speaker 1: world are like independent contractors of their own where they
- 57:10Speaker 1: have to like hire and fire people like those who's
- 57:14Speaker 1: like the fact that they fired you and then I
- 57:16Speaker 1: hired you back, or that like you employ someone sass
- 57:19Speaker 1: that you you like at some point could fire like
- 57:22Speaker 1: like if they're not doing a good job, or like
- 57:24Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like everybody in comedy who
- 57:26Speaker 1: has agents like might have to fire those people.
- 57:29Speaker 6: Yeah, that sucks. I don't want to have to fire I.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Feel like that takes so much like balls and like
- 57:33Speaker 1: uncomfortable conversation.
- 57:34Speaker 5: That it is weird to that that like like that,
- 57:39Speaker 5: to think that I could fire someone, I always they're
- 57:41Speaker 5: gonna fire me, even though type they work for me.
- 57:45Speaker 5: I know, it's very weird.
- 57:46Speaker 1: It's got to be exhilarating to fire the fucking No, No,
- 57:49Speaker 1: it probably sucks.
- 57:50Speaker 4: Nah, dude, you've been own the business for a long time.
- 57:54Speaker 4: Fire people?
- 57:55Speaker 5: Have you fired anybody?
- 57:57Speaker 6: Have I ever fired anybody for any job now.
- 58:00Speaker 4: I usually because a lot of recently people have been
- 58:03Speaker 4: like doing some stuff for me for free, but I
- 58:06Speaker 4: usually throw scratch. Usually don't come asking for me for
- 58:12Speaker 4: usually for.
- 58:12Speaker 1: The people that didn't get paid. All right, there's a
- 58:14Speaker 1: reason for that work, that money.
- 58:20Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I mean, but I'm.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Being to get better. I mean, they'll get better if
- 58:24Speaker 1: you're that's REPORTINGTI you should do to us.
- 58:26Speaker 4: Man. Yeah, dude, you're a business. Look what Portanoyd built. Dude,
- 58:30Speaker 4: Look what you built? I know, free ship everywhere.
- 58:36Speaker 5: Who thought would be sitting here drinking Miami Devices right now?
- 58:39Speaker 4: I'm gonna drink this on a scooter.
- 58:41Speaker 1: Bring the unopened digital bringing back to gas? Who's over
- 58:46Speaker 1: a gas Digital? What the kind of operation they have
- 58:49Speaker 1: going on over one of It's.
- 58:50Speaker 4: One of the best operations in the world, dude. They
- 58:54Speaker 4: got three studios right now, Damn three studios. You got kitchen?
- 58:58Speaker 4: It's pretty nice?
- 58:59Speaker 1: Is good in there?
- 59:00Speaker 5: It's cleaning?
- 59:01Speaker 4: Yeah? Well this is this is actually like really uh
- 59:05Speaker 4: this is like one of their most like open things recently.
- 59:08Speaker 4: But they did have to fire their office manager recently
- 59:11Speaker 4: because she was a fine Asian team. She was beautiful.
- 59:16Speaker 6: They had to get rid of why they her? No,
- 59:19Speaker 6: she was distracting.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Everybody was too fun.
- 59:21Speaker 4: Do you remember when Dave Smith interviewed RFK.
- 59:24Speaker 5: No, I didn't know he did that.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Dave Dave Smith of Leisure and Part of the Problem
- 59:28Speaker 4: on his podcast My Problem. He he interviewed Robert F.
- 59:31Speaker 4: Kennedy Junior and then she went to a security and
- 59:35Speaker 4: started asking him about JFK ship and talking to him
- 59:38Speaker 4: about that. No way, Yeah, damn they had to give
- 59:42Speaker 4: a damn. Yeah.
- 59:44Speaker 1: I feel like that guy is the most like open minded,
- 59:47Speaker 1: like he'll like entertain any conversation. Yeah, you think he
- 59:50Speaker 1: talked for like like four hours about like vaccines and
- 59:54Speaker 1: a and then don't ask me about my family?
- 59:57Speaker 4: What the hell? I wish I could do a frog voice.
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: I haven't listened to anything that he's done, but everyone
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: keeps talking about him. Guardin, he keeps on sending me
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: quotes of his Uh. Guardini texted me this morning.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: I say, dude, he's the man. I love him. He
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: seems pretty cool.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of his talking points are
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: like I didn't used to see autism, and now I
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: see a bunch of it, Like what the.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: Hell, dude, he's right due what the hell happened to
- 1:00:23Speaker 4: these kids?
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: Or he's like, he said, it is more important to
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: be of service than successful guardian. He sent me that
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: this morning, and they sent me last night.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: He said.
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: It's quite stunning to watch liberals applauding censorship, particularly the
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: muzzling of the bullied mothers of injured children, in order
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: to protect pharmaceutical products from criticism. I don't know what
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: that means at all.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: That doesn't sound like Guardinia at all.
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: No, that's not it's Robert Gardin.
- 1:00:51Speaker 6: He's sending me these things.
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: Though, I don't know why.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: Yeah, he's dude.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: He's probably trying to get me fucking to vote for
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: r FK.
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: Can I be honest, I'm doing it.
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: You're gonna vote for him. You gotta get this on it.
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: We gotta get this on a quote card too.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: What did you hear what he said that that piping hot?
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: What did you hear that made you say like, that's
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: my guy?
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Well, he's the only one being like, he's the only
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: person like, think about this in the last like ten
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: to twelve years, he's the only person being like, I'll
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: listen to you tell me if I'm wrong. Damn, that's it.
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: That's it, so that you can prove me wrong. I'll
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: accept it. And he does like he's like I don't
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: know enough, like so far.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: So he's the only guy that's opened a conversation and
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: that fine Asian secretary tried to have a conversation with him,
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: and they fired her.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: It wasn't her choice, was she asking him or was
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: she was didn't ask him?
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: Asking the security guy.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: The security guys.
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: Damn, that's wild. That's a wild her.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: It's a ballsy move. Yeah, security guy snitch. It wasn't
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: er Okay, Yeah, I'm.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Surprised they fired her.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Yeah, for asking the questions.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: Questions one, she's trying to get Intel to figure out
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: what really happened. The Kennedy's are wild, though they have
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: like half of their family just drops dead like every year.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Yes, but they dropped like eighty five thousand of them.
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: Shut the too.
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: They dropped dead all the time.
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: Shut the up.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: You're gonna get We're gonna get dropped.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: I'm just trying to vote for one guy.
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: Yeah, you must know something. You don't know anything, that's
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: why you're voting for him, Like you're next, you must
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: be next on the hit list. Literally, anyone who the
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: Kennedy's take out Lamire, anyone who you talk.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: To, they're like, who listens to him is like they're like.
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: Lamar Scooter crash, hir Water pirate waters.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Right off the Bridge'll be so fucked Well I think
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: needs to happen, is I think you need to hire
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: this fine Asian secretary for Pennies and candies in my mouth.
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: She could help like run the Lamara's pleasure house.
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: If you got if you guys, if everybody who listens
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: to the Son of a Boy Dad subscribes to Patreon
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: that com p I TM, maybe we can Yeah, maybe
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: we TM. Yeah, panties in the mouth, let's go in.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: We played Dungeons and Dragons on there. We're about to
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: do a full day so we can finish the series,
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: so you guys can get those.
- 1:03:17Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll go see Lamaire on the road.
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come to my shoes. Please do all that ship.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: Yeah, subscribe to his Patreon. This was fun, right, Yes,
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: this was a great time.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Touched your power water though I touched this one, there's.
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: No need to.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: Once I started getting real conversations like yo, do stop.
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: You didn't want to be off the Power Waters talking K.
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: Yeah, no, dude, you gotta be respectful when you talk
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: RFK yeah, my president.
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: All right, well, thank you for joining us.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: Yeah hell yeah, appreciate hell yeah yeah.
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: That was It was fun, great,