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A Listener's Dirty Confession! #24 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys, and welcome back to episode 24 of Your Shout with Jay and Braden, the podcast.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for choosing our podcast, mate.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: It is another podcast day.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, dude.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty hot, pretty windy.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_01: And did you hear that?
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Like on Friday, it's dropping down to 21.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, it's so it's gonna be a max of 21 Friday.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, true.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: So a max of 31 today, but on Friday, 21.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: It must be like storming or something.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: It is meant to be wet.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's supposed to be like hailing tomorrow and the day after.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, really?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Horrible, man.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, great.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: I hate hail.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: I really do.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's just annoying as shit.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Then you're like, oh, is it going to damage the car?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever driven actually in hail?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: It is the weirdest fucking thing.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: Not like like not like hail, like as in like bad hail, but you know, just little pebbles.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, touch wood.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um, in Brisbane, like where we, I should say where we live in Brisbane, in north of Brisbane, we don't normally get big hail.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's normally just that little pebble.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: And we may get like a close, like bit bigger than a like not a bit smaller than a golf ball, but very rarely.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very rarely.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: But you see some places and you're like, holy shit.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: Things are like bowling balls, or not bowling balls, but like fucking um like eight balls cunt.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like they're fucking.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like a like a pool ball size, yeah.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: Crazy size.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: And you can normally, because we've got a verandere at the back and it's got that tin stuff, and you can normally you can tell when house, because it goes, you hear that tink, tink, yeah, ting, tink, tink, and then you look out on the grass and you can see it bouncing on the grass and you're like, fuck, here we go.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't know if it's a myth.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like, apparently, like the when you know when you're gonna get hail is like the the sky turns like green.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, does it, or is it just like I think it does.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: I actually think it does.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: That is a true.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we need to get a weather person on.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: If you if you study weather and you're listening, let us know if that's a true fact.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's gotta, it's gotta, yeah, it's gotta, surely.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Surely now, mate.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: I've got I want to start the episode.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get straight into it.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Now, mate, I've got a couple of things here.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I want I'm gonna let you pick, okay?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Now, do I start with Jai's got a rant train or we've got a confession?
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Which would you like to hear?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: I want to hear this rant train first.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: You want to hear the rant train?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: All right, okay, everyone, woo woo! Hop all aboard if you want, but I'm getting on the rant train.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't like to normally start the rant train on the podcast because you know I get that means someone's gonna get angry, but I need to mention it.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Saturday night, went to my first ever concert, mate.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you went to Tame and Parla.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: The what was it, Flushing's the summer?
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, Tame Impala.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry, yeah, okay, yeah.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, do you know who that is?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, I didn't either, mate.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I when I first got the tickets, um, which was in February, um, Kate's like, you do know him.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: We play it.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: And I've heard like well, after playing their songs, I'm like, oh yeah, I do know this person.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: And apparently Kate said, like, he puts on a great show.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: So if you know who Tamer Impala is, I don't really listen to that music, but I've heard a couple of his songs.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yeah, you know what?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: I've never been to a concert.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's about fucking time I go.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I went to Boondor, watched it with Jordan Ethan.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to you guys, you know, Jordan Ethan.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and um, it was amazing.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was pretty like it was jam-packed in there.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: By the way, this is not part of the rent train.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: If you can go, if you're one of those people that are able to be in a mosh pit, I top my hats off to you.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Because we were sitting here and I was looking down at this mosh pit, and it was like they were just like jammed in there like sardines, and I'm like, fuck that.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know why this came to my mind, but all I could think about was like, if I need a piss, I'm not getting out of there, I'm not getting back in.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, for sure.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know, sure.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Here's my little rant train.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Now, where we were sitting, we had some girls behind us, and they are I couldn't really tell, but I'm gonna say they were younger than us.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say they were probably uh like in that eight, 18, like they were early adults.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when I mean every song that started, they would scream.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Where I don't know if people would understand what I'm saying.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: When the girl or guy can do a real high-pitch scream and it nearly blows your eardrums, every song that would start, because oh my god, you're at a tame and pilot song and he's singing his songs, but like that real like real scream high pitch, like would it's definitely fuck me, like grow the fuck up.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, it's a concert.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: You you know he's gonna play the songs that you're gonna like, okay?
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's why you're going there.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: You don't okay.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, scream if some like beat drop happens or you know, something cool happens.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Not every song.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like I walk out of there with a massive headache, and I hope to God, and I know this is a horrible thing to say.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: I hope those girls woke up with no voice and they will have no voice box for at least a week because they don't deserve a voice box.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because fuck me, was it annoying?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Now, my little rant train, are you hopping on a board?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Because are you hopping on a board of the rant train where people who just scream at a concert for no reason, it's just no.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, I get what you mean.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: What was it?
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: There was um we went to the Kid LaRoy concert like ages ago.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, did you go to that?
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, was that good?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was it was fucking awesome.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_03: The security guard I um worked with was the one that went up on stage and they did like a so they split up.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh him and his partner split up before the concert happened, but they bought tickets already, so they went already.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: And they had like a special ticket, so they got to see Kid LaRoy and they got to do like a like a song together up top.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: It was pretty cool.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah like it wasn't too bad, but there was a guy next to us that sang every single fucking song.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_03: So, like, in in a sense, in a sense, not with the screaming, but someone also like just continuously in next to your ears, it gets a bit annoying, yeah.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_03: Especially when you want to hear the actual singer sing the song.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude, the worst part about I think concerts, I don't know if it was just a Kidlaroo one, but fucking the the time from when it starts to when it cunt actually comes out because they got the pre-pee.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's just yeah, we had that annoying.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we had this um chick, and I don't even know who she was, and she was just doing like it was it was like being at a nightclub.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was just like she was just DJing like yeah, and I'm thinking, fuck really, like I could have just gone to the nightclub to just witness this.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: This is nothing, like this is just nothing interesting.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like, normal, I would have thought of supporting actor being a singer who is an upcoming singer.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, this was just DJing fucking and all I and apparently some people may know her, but she was singing a song, I wanna fuck my computer.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah, you know what?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't, I don't she her lyrics was I want to fuck my computer because my computer knows me best.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, I don't know if she's relating to porn or what, but like um, yeah, so look, my little rant train there, it just screaming Pete, just don't just calm down a bit, okay, everyone.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it is a I get it's a content, everyone's hyping, yeah, yeah.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I may say I may you sound like an old fart.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I know people like Joe, you're just so oh, what the fuck?
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, like every song, like just yeah, I almost had to I don't want to be that you just I don't know if you like that that death it was just oh and for two hours like that's just just that's a lot of stuff.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_03: I definitely get what you mean for sure.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but um I'm glad oh look, I I think I may have the concert bud.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_01: I want uh the bud, the concept bug.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want to try and go to Powder Finger though.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: Powderfinger's pretty cool.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_03: I want to go to Snotfest.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I love that shit.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what that is, but rather like rock, like heavy metal.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, heavy metal.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I can't do heavy metal.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_03: Not not like a bunch of heavy metal, um, but like they got some good bands, like um, you know, you're like slipknot, oh slip knot, yeah, yeah.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_03: There's a bunch of whatever's on for the year or whatnot.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I heard Powderfinger is getting back together, so I'll and they come into Brisbane, so I want to try and go to that.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I reckon that'll be really good.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, so there's my rent train.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's always good to get a rant train over in Dunworth.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're gonna have to get it.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: I had that building up, I had that building up from since Saturday, so I'm like, it was good to get that out of my system.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Now, mate, you well, yesterday um I you invited me out, but I had I said no.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I said no because mate, it it was Bathurst Day.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_01: I have a thing with my parents.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: I I know, I know it was Bathurst Day, and I was like, uh, will Jay cut because I was like, I want to watch Bathurst, but I was like, I also want to fucking do something on a Sunday.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if I'm gonna be honest with you, I sat down from the start till the finish.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: Did not fucking move.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: Mum, dad, and I, we were just there.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: I we we not because we do it, we because we love the supercars.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: We do we before we get off topic and we go to your paintballing, we bathus is the one time where we just go, fuck it, we're not gonna do anything that day.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: So we normally do a do, so we normally get like some nibbleys, we'll have a beer at probably one o'clock or two o'clock, because it is Sunday, and you've got to work the next day, and then we'll watch the whole race.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it was a great race.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um, not a fan of who won.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not the biggest fan of them.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I but I am a Red Bull guy, so I was hoping Red Bull would win, but they came second, so I'll take that as a win.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but that's the reason why I know I'm I'm sorry I didn't go, but if it wasn't an if it wasn't Bathurst, I would have loved to go because you went paintballing.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, did you did you watch actually before we talk about paintballing?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh did you watch the F1 on Sad Day?
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: The F1.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the F1.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't get to see the F1.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what was it?
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_03: We were watching it at the pub, and fucking so the people we were with, they they go for McLaren.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I go for Oscar Piastri.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, it was like a total fuck up.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, when they spun each other out, yeah, fucking dickheads.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_01: Just ego, ego came out of there, didn't it?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and look, that's this is why I prefer supercars, is because in F1, if you like ever like just touch a car in F1, you're fucked.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: You know, the front wing's gone, you've lost it.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: But in supercars, they're nudging each other, they're full-on proper rate, and that is what I fucking love.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking built to last.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, and it's like, and I'm just thinking to myself, it's doing Bathis, you know, they're racing for six hours and all that.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think when a drop do you think as a driver, do you think they love Bathis or do you think they actually dread it?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Because it'd be fucking hard.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think they love it.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: They would have to love it.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like if you didn't.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you're a race car driver, it would be an ultimate experience.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck yeah.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: Like if you're a race car driver, you love your everyday job.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: Who doesn't like hooning around their car?
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, that'd be like that.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: It'd be like the best thing.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, and like you're in a car that's just fucking.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: Could you imagine how the the the drain out of your butt?
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I go go-karting and I do two sessions and I'm fucked after go-karting.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: They're in that car that was like, and I think it was like one of the hottest days in Bathurst that they raced at yesterday.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: So in the cabin, they said it was reading 54 degrees.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's and I know they got cool suits and everything to make it more comfortable, but still, it's fucked.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: And you're racing, like you are, you know, every lap, you've got to make sure it's perfect.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: So the gear changed, you're changing the suspension, you know, traveling up through that mountain at 200 kilometers an hour.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: I would fucking die.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know how they do it.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be so tiring trying to fight with all like the force of like the car moving side.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: The G force and everything too.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like, it'd be it'd be unreal to like fucking see like how they go.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you were to step in their shoes, like for the day, it'd be I reckon, yeah, definitely myself would be fucked.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_01: Fucked.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know the famous Conrad Strait on Bathurst?
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: The con nah Conrad Strait.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's the longest straight on in the supercar's track, and it's just one straight bit of it's oh it's part of Bathurst, but it's just one bit of the road that's just straight.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's the only part of the track that's straight, actually.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I forgot how many Ks it is, but the reason why they call it Conrad Strait is because you can blow a con a con, you know, oh right.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because they are just full to the floor, you know, they are just full bicky, yeah, top gear, and they that's actually their you know, this is crazy to think they're doing.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: They nearly hit, I think they top out like nearly at 300 K's an hour on the straight, and they the drivers will say that that's their rest point because they're saying they're driving a straight line, they'll adjust their seatbelt, they will, you know, free up their hands.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, well, that makes sense because if it's a straight bit of line, they can you know uncramp themselves and all that.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's just crazy to think that at 300k's an hour that's their rest point.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm thinking, what the fuck?
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they have no choice, A.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: So um, but yeah, so how was paint bowling mate?
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Paint bowling was so much fun, man.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what you who was there with you?
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_03: So I had um me mate Justin.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, shout out Jazzy, good doctor.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: Shout out the the main, yes, uh friend of the podcast, yeah, and me other best mate, Cardin.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: So I think I've met him, haven't I?
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think you have to get um Nemi's party, one of Nemi's parties.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_03: My birthday or whatever.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, no, so we just went us two, uh us three, sorry, um, and it was so much fun, man.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: We um had a blast.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_03: We it was like from 10 to 1.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, that's pretty good.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Big fucking day.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we were just versing a bunch of Asians.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_03: It was fucking awesome.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: It was so much fun.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like we had to like go on, like one of us had to split, so you had like three rounds of like different or like different activities.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_03: So like each round, like a different person had to go into the other team, so like we kind of share it, and on like the very last activity, we still had leftover balls, so it was just like the three of us plus two other people, and we're just going ham at each other.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have any um proof that you got hit?
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I got the next.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, shit, I didn't even re I got there.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh dude, do you want to see the worst part?
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: You wanna see the worst part?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, let's have a look.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh fuck.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, for the people that don't know, because obviously Oh shit.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, for the people that don't know, because obviously this is an audio podcast.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: So you've got if you if you don't know paintballing, it will fucking leave a weld.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: So you've got let's have you so you've got a couple on your back.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: I've got a I've got a fair few on my back.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: A few on your cheek.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: I've got one on my right ass cheek.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I got I got I got I got like five on my forearms.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_03: I got I got one on my neck.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: That one on the neck, mate.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: That would have fucking hurt.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: That rocked me, bro.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: I just peeked up and then some come beamed me.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, fuck.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: I literally dropped the gun, so it was like oh fuck.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: Um and then I got I had a couple on the chest, but like it's pretty good.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's water-based paint, so like it all comes out in the wash.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: So we just wore a shirt because it's too fucking hot, man.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: It was like 30.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that's what I hate.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't miss about pain because it fucking stinks.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna lie, it actually kind of made it more fun.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: Like it sounds weird, but like the like the pain, like no pain, no game, no pain.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, uh you a proper look like a leopard.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_01: I remember I I think I've said this on the podcast.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: I remember I got shot in the finger on my trigger finger, yeah, and it fucked me for the rest of the day.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because it brought like I couldn't like I couldn't feel the trigger because my finger was just numb.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then I've got shot in the foot, got shot in the dick.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's not fuck that that hey, I wore a box, I was smart, but I I still felt the impact.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and oh mate, yeah, not not good.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we all we all had like the upgraded guns, so it was like they had more Pierce on them.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: They were like they didn't jam up, and you could shoot them faster as well.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like you could like you go through the fucking bullets too because the bullets are not cheap for what they are.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_01: So you always go, you know what, I'm just gonna pace myself.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, you just go out there and you just all that goes out the window and you just go bang, bang, bang.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, like the tickets I bought, like tickets I got for, I got heaps of tickets, so I've got to use tickets up I think till the end of this year.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, yep.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then I've got I've got 12 that uh by the end of the next like this year, and then I've got 12 that don't expire.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: So I got heaps of tickets, but each ticket comes with gear, a ghillie suit, um, and a hundred balls with the gun.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_01: So how long did what 100 balls recon you'd use?
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, uh yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: In one round.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like I remember the first time we went, this was that so obviously this time was the second time, but the first time we went, I just didn't know how many balls I used, so I just kept fucking going.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: I I think we kept buying balls like every fucking round.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you go the hundred, you go through them quick.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah because they're also I don't know if it was big or maybe because I haven't been there in ages, they might have changed, but I found it like it was hard to aim with the gun.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, like the ball just would fucking go off to the V to left.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: So you just you kind of just end up going trigger firing and just hoping one of the balls just lands.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sort of like I think like they they sort of go in a general area.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you try and like just get a gist of it, but like when you're trying to peek around and you're also you're just like you don't you just yeah.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we bought, we bought, so we got there's they got kits, they got like a tactical kit, a recruit kit, they got like a black op kit.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: So we got the black op kit, which is like upgraded gun, upgrade helmet, so it was it was a bit more comfy, and it was like for a hundred and thirty bucks, it was nine hundred and fifty paintballs, plus the hundred I got with the ticket.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, okay.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: So we had a thousand balls.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty good.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: We fucked us, like we were we loved it, bro.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: It was so good.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's good.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, no, yeah, it was.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: So what about what about the other guys?
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: They got a couple injuries on them.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck, yeah.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Who do you reckon has the most?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well, fuck.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Uh from I'm the only one that's actually shown like the the efforts of the day.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: You've got to show the efforts of the day.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: But like I remember fucking slaughtering Justin up the spine with four bullets.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: So him and my mate.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: So you gotta you gotta capture, you gotta capture like this our zone, and they're in there, and I've gone in, I see them, and I've just lit the motherfuckers up, and then Justin's running and I'm still fucking shooting.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I just remember seeing like three to four bullets just right up the spine.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you just you just see him running like this, like, oh you need to get photo evidence of though, you need to get like a photo of his back and frame and be like, yep, that was me, dude.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was so much fun.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: So we kept we so we got groin bits as well for it, but I've kept we've kept them for because we're doing like a touch game this year, so we're gonna we're gonna paint them gold and silver for like M VP of the game.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, but yeah, no, it was such a good, it was such a good time, man.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: It was so good, well, well worth the money spending.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you enjoyed it, mate.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: So I I'm a I'm a bit annoyed ain't go, but like I was like, I'm back for something.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, but like next time we're thinking so I still got fucked tons of tickets.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna do like uh dads vs sons.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Dads vs sons, yeah.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah, yeah.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I want to go up against Jeff.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, his back's fucked, you'll be right.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: You'll be right.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: If you're listening, Jeff, I'm coming for you.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna light you up.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, it should be good.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_01: Should be good.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to Jeff.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: He always listens in.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: He loves this.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: He does?
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad he does.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: He loves a potty.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm glad he does.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: Because um, do you reckon he's the only female that miss listens to you?
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh um, yeah, probably.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: Do you reckon your sister listens?
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: I think she did when she was bored once, but hey, we'll we'll we'll accept the views, okay?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um now moving on, mate.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I've got a I don't want to I don't want to talk about first, but oh okay, but you know what we're gonna do this.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um we're gonna get into um yay and nay.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's time for yay or nay, the segment where opinions clash, friendships get tested, and the debates get loud.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_00: One question, one answer, yay or nay.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: Now, uh coming up with yay and nays, if you guys have thought of a good yay and na, please send them free.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because trying to think of a yay and nay that we haven't done before can be hard, but I also want them to be good because I don't want to.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think I see it, I thought of a couple, I'm like, that's boring.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I like the ones that will really be opinionated.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: High school reunions.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, um, we're all out of high school now.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you know, it's I don't know if it's it is an in thing, but some people may and like some people get together and plan like after 10 years of being high school, they get together and catch up.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um you maybe maybe who you're listening to, maybe you have been to a high school reunion, maybe you know.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I thought, you know, high school unions, yay or nay, like would you go, would you consider it?
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: What about you, mate?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: Nay?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: No fucking way.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, no way.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen those comments before.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm good.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good where I'm at.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't need to see you guys again.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: No offense, no offense, like, no offense to them, but yeah.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like fair enough.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a bit like I'm I was really 50-50.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: I was more like towards the nay, but now I'm thinking about I I wouldn't mind like to see everyone.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: But half of me just thinks it's just like a big like show up who it's just like to say it's pretty much to see who the fuck has been the most successful out of the whole group.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who's got the biggest dick?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's why like I like I said, and I was like, I don't give a fuck, like seriously.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't really talk to anyone in my grade.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like I and you know, if they are listening, you know, I don't hate you guys, you know, we did a whole I'm a whole nearly most of my, you know, part of big part of my life with you guys, but you know, like what uh what the part that doesn't get me is what the fuck do we talk about?
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_01: And I know that's stupid because you'd be like, oh, you talk about your life and all that.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, once again, who's got the biggest dick?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: Like, and I don't give a fuck.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like, and you know what?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't want to be there going, oh, well, yeah, okay, well, I own this, you know, I own this massive house and I'm good money.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, well, good on you, mate.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're a fuck with a school.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like you and you still are.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: So here we go.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh 59% voted yay, 41% voted nay.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so a lot of people okay, a lot of people like the high school reunion.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe they had good friends, I don't know.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, I I I had good friends, I had good friends.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so if it was if I was going there to like not talk about like who had the biggest dick and like who's showing up and all that, I would probably go.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: But you just know you're gonna get there, and that's ever like that's what the fuck is gonna talk about.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like if it was so like me and I feel like people are gonna judge.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, have you not had a family yet?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, like fuck off.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like anyway.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: No, 100%.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I know me and the boys, like all the all the boys from high school, we had a group chat, and after like I think it was like for all like probably like six months after school, like every Friday at the pub, it was pretty good to catch up and like slowly drifted off.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: But like every time it's touch, we all get together for touch.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's all it is.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: Once every every Thursday for like a month, uh what is it, like a month or two?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's good, like it's just just that's good catch up.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's good.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: And is it just you guys?
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's just us guys, or like it'll be our partners, and it'll be like it's because it's a local footy game, so like it's just a it's just like a you know, you're not sizing up shit, like you you have a bit of banter, you argue a little bit like usual, but like it's a good time, like yeah, you make sure you you good that's a good idea.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: I like that you do.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because sometimes it's like when you going out for that, having just gone to the pub, local pub, it it just makes you just have a bit of a reset.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean like Kate and I will try and make the effort to like go to like an like go for a date night.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like we I feel like when you're in a relationship, and I know this is going off a bit with friendship, but going to like a relationship.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: You when you're in a relationship for a while, you forget that like like dates.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: You you know, when you first start date um when you're when in a relationship with someone, you got you take them on dates all the time.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: When you go on, you're like, fuck, you know, you know, it's a time we haven't been on a date and a few years.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's actually like important.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like fuck, let's go on a date and it's Just like you know, fuck it feels pretty good because you haven't gone on a date for maybe like a couple of weeks or something.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you know, because you do spend nearly a lot of the time together, so you don't really think about it, but you know, so um I get that, I get that.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like every it like life gets in a way, you know.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: Do you um do you and um Naomi like do you normally plan it or like Naomi go, hey, you know, we're I'm we're going out for dinner here, or do you guys do like a collective?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's like kind of hard.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like I know everyone's oh you can always make an effort, like yes, but like me, like I'm not like a big like you know, go out, like, you know, type of thing.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like sometimes I can be.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like if like if it's for an occasion, like I'll go f all out for like a birthday or something for her or something.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean like you don't go like going out, like going out for dinner?
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like I don't mind like I don't I don't really I'm not like I'm not too bothered going out for dinner or whatnot.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: Like I don't care about I I don't mind.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: You'd rather just stay home and just I'd rather like I don't mind having like a good meal at home or something like it.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: It still cancels a date night for me, like as long as I'm spending time with Naomi.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: But like recently, like I d have tried, but like life's gotten the way, like what is it?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: Work, like one one day fucking we finished late hours from work, couldn't make it.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: It was like the place was gonna shut.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: And so she had to get food for us, and then we just had it at ours.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_03: And then the other one was um she had work in the morning, it wasn't gonna work out.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_03: So like it kind of like sucks sometimes, but like we'll just I don't know, we'll just keep going at it.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, I I totally get that, especially we you're and I mean we talked about this on heaps on the podcast, you because your work schedules, especially in the way it is, you and you you guys make it work.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um like I don't know how you do your job.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't work for like that amount of time and that half time off.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: I like just a normal Monday to Friday.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's my job's not nine to five, it's like seven to five.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um but you that I like that consistent when you got the weekends and all that.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: But I totally get what you mean.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like, and having a planning a date can so like when you're in a relationship, I feel like and like what you said, when you're in a relationship for a long time, when you do go out on a date, it does feel more special.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like because you it's a very rare thing.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like Kate and I I wouldn't say I I'm a person, I'm more of a person who likes to go out.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I like my ideal thing is like to go out some.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: I love just being around people and going out, yeah, but it does get expensive, so you do think oh, sometimes it's good to go home and just you know, and because the thing is Kate and I are not renting, you know, we are still living at home.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so when we got like when I got my parents away and we got the house to soft, it is nice actually cooking our own meals and doing that.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I know this is no difference to you because you and Naomi do live together, yeah.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: But for us, that's what it's like.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um but I'm more on the opposite from you.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: I do like going out, but it's like we said, it it's the money gets in the way, it's you know, life gets busy, and um but yeah, but I do like going to a local pub.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like Kate and I will try and make the effort to even like on a Friday afternoon after work just have two drinks at the pub.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, put 20 bucks maybe in the pokies, or we just sit at the table and we just talk.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: And we find out it's you and some would say, well, you can do that at home.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but when you're at the pub, it's just the scenery.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a social setting.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and when you're at home, you're forced to do stuff.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: You think you're you you know, you you do the same thing.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: But when you're at the pub, I feel like you just do you get what I mean?
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I like that makes sense.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's more of a like, yeah, home is more relaxed, but then you've got yeah, I guess.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: We will immediately go there for like two drinks.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: We'll go there for like two drinks, and that's it.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: But just having those just those two drinks together just changes a bit.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like when you go out, like you can do whatever afterwards, like it's yeah, it's like the night's not really gonna end.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: Like when you're at home, like if you want to go out, you you know, like you gotta make the effort to then go out.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: But if you're already out, like yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like, in a sense, you know what I mean.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I also am very big on like if I'm going out, I'm very big on like I would rather another couple with us.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I love like couple dating.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_01: I know that that sounds weird, no, but like double data, double dating.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that's a good thing.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_01: Double dating is what I mean.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's better when you're going out because then it just makes it more just that more better.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_01: And like if you're with a couple that you know you both get along and it's and you get along great, it can be great fun.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like when I go with Jordan and Ethan, we all get along together and it's great fun.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, it just life gets in the way, doesn't it?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_03: And it's just crap how everything's a little expensive.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I do everything at home.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'll but like don't get me wrong, I will go like you guys know me, I fucking love my food.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: I will go full out like on a proper five-star meal at home.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'll do the whole hundred.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: Make the effort and make and you appreciate it the end.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: You do yeah, that's exactly right.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: And it's and it's more like comfort, it's like comfort food at home, you know what I mean?
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, but yeah, you know, yeah, I get what you mean, bro.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm I'm 100% on your bandwagon with it all.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sorry, a bit of it.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: We don't normally talk about this much in the podcast, but we're in a bit of a rabbit hole there.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, uh let us know, guys, too, if you think the same.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what you are you more of a person who likes to go out for um dates or you know, stay in.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_01: I guess if you are in a new relationship, you probably will go out more often at the start of it.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I'm talking about if you're in your relationship for quite a few years and you're comfortable together, are you still preferred going out or are you happy just like what you said about just staying in?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_01: I I'm still on the I'm still like I prefer going out, but I do get like sometimes staying in is best.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is sometimes better.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and like because me and Amy got together in high school, like we never really went out.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like we weren't even yeah, we weren't we weren't even going out.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: So, like for us to go out on a date night, it's like it's kind of like abnormal.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_03: And it like every it's gonna sound so weird to some people, but like it's almost abnormal because we never did that.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like on the weekends, I would go, I'd catch a train and I'd go to her house.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: That was like our hanging out.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, we never went out to the shop so.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because you weren't even like um adults then, yeah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: So you literally started dating when you were like like what you said in high school.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: So that it's a completely different scenario in itself.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and that's because how long have you known me been together for now?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: We've been together, oh what was it, year 12?
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: So what five years, six years?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_03: Four or five years.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: Four or five years, that's pretty good.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's been pretty solid, like it, you know, yeah.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: But it's just we don't really go on a date, like day night, because it's so abnormal for us.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's not like it's not like it's not how we got together.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like we got together through like mates, like it was the whole situation was so much different.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_03: So like we don't we don't normalize going out.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like I know she wants to, and like I get it, because I I'll try my hardest to, but like for me, it's like it's just like oh, it's like not normal, but like it's normal.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's just weird to it's hard to explain.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, I I think it yeah, and that every and every relationship is different, everyone's got different, you know, stuff.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_01: I see some how people see it, some people in a relationship.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just like, I don't know how the fuck yeah you guys put up with each other.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I know a couple of people that actually go on holidays separately.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna mention them.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: And they're um they're a bit older than us, they're in their I think they're nearly 30.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, um, and they go on separate holidays.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_01: So he will go on like so their main holidays for the year, they will he will go on a boys' trip away or go somewhere, yeah.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_01: She will go on a girls' trip away, and they just like they they you know they live together and everything, and they love doing stuff together, but when it comes to holidays, they just do separate things.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking that's fuck like don't get me wrong, I've been away on camping trips with mate, yeah, but not a full-blown holiday.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like the only time I would go on a full-blown holiday with mates if it was like a massive party, like a bucks party or something.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like something related to us going out, not just for a fucking holiday.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that's crazy, like without my girlfriend, like that's to me, that's insane.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: But some that's what they like doing, and it works from it.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, fuck.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: But it'd be cool to like get like if if anyone was to like actually reply to this, like it'd be cool to get like a female and male like um perspective, maybe perspective, especially like within how they how they do their own stuff and like what they what they expect, and you know, and if you guys are listening and you're both your you both you guys listen, your partner listens, send in both your things and go like we would love to know if like maybe you guys are both like opposite, like she wants to go out, he wants to stay in.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I do like the idea of a girl and a guy because I feel like this is something that we don't we it's weird we're gonna on this topic, but it's something that I feel like everyone should talk about.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, because not a lot of people know what to do, and I'm one of those people that don't know what to do when it comes to dates, so like it would be good for like someone that doesn't know like what's going on, like oh shit, like you know, like it would be good for someone to hear from both perspectives, yeah.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so yeah, anyway.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so guys, get involved in the show then, let us know.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Uh moving on, mate.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think it's time for the confession.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, we've got a confession sent in.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um now this was it a long y one?
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: It is a fair long one.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um so prepare yourself, guys.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: Now, look, um, this is probably one of the best confessions we got sent in.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it it almost it's you this is crazy.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, and I the thing is, is I know this girl, um, but she wants to stay anonymous.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: And um, this story, yeah, this is this is crazy.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_03: If you were to categorize it, what would you categorize it like?
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: Genre, genre based.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's um filthy and um yeah.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: All right, we're cooking, let's get it.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, here we go.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: So hey boys, love the podcast.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to you guys going to work, and I want to stay very anonymous.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: I need to get this off my chest because I still cringe thinking about it.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: I've been talking, I've been talking to this guy for about three weeks.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: He was good looking, funny, and had a decent job.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, he seemed like a bit of a catch.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: We finally went back to his place after a few drinks, and things started getting pretty intense.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I'm not expecting every bloke to be perfect, but when things got to the point where his pants came off and I had to nearly change my mind completely, he clearly hasn't washed properly down there.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about the sort of situation where you suddenly try to think of an excuse to stop things without absolutely destroying the bloke's confidence.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: I tried to play it cool, but I just couldn't get past it.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: I told him I wasn't feeling well and wanted to call it a night.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: He seemed a bit offended, which made the whole thing even more awkward.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: The next morning he messaged me asking if he did something wrong.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: I generally didn't know what to say.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: Do I tell a grown man he needs to wash himself properly or do I just leave it alone?
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: I ended up telling him that I don't feel anything and don't want to lead him on.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_01: But boys, here's my question.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Would you actually tell someone their high dream was the reason you weren't interested, or would you just disappear and let them work it out?
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_01: That is that is a nutshell in itself.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, for people who don't read between the lines, clearly he um doesn't wash downstairs.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which as a as a guy, it's very like you gotta wash down there.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: You have to.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: It is like a main height, and I don't know how guys don't.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: Like it is a very like because you yourself would be able to smell it, surely.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be embarrassed.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm like, that's why I'm just like how he clearly he doesn't because he texted her saying, what was something wrong?
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: So clearly you had no uh just feel that's why I said filthy.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, so crazy confession.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, but once again, thank you for sending it in.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: That is fucking unreal.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Now I get what her the question is.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Would you tell someone the hygiene was the reason you weren't interested?
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: Look, it is a tough situation because like how do you how you you know it is awkward to how do you do it?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: How do you do it?
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I like if you're gonna end it off, I think maybe do it off within that way, but like in like a respectful sense, like just I don't think it's best telling the truth.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: I know people say telling truth is honesty, but like no, but like even like letting the bloke know, because like if like I'm not gonna like uh uh this is weird, but like say like if I if I was a bloke, and it was like a Sheila, right?
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like you know I had to end it off and you know if she was upset, whatever.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: But like I would definitely say like like look like you know, I'm not feeling anything, like you know, say that, but like just say, like, look, maybe you do need a I don't know.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: It does sound crazy.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: See what I mean?
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_03: That is it is crazy.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Now think about now, it does sound bad, but it does sound bad, but like they probably in your way you could try and help that person out.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_01: It could be like you can sit down with them and go, like, look, I look, I'm attracted to you, you're a good looking person.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: But there's something coming up.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: I need to tell you this in an honesty way, and don't and you can say, you can just be honest and be like, don't take it the wrong way.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm just letting you know that you probably want to have better hygiene down there, and like if you do, I will change and stay.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe not because you might be able to unsee it.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: But like, at least in the future, he will you can help him in the pu in the future with other people, if that makes sense.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: Because clearly, if he's like that, clearly he doesn't know, and you know, maybe it's happened to another girl with him, you know.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: But as a as a thing, you like guys can't like what guy doesn't clean down there?
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, that's your own stupid fault.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's gotta be like an everyday thing, mate.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I have a shower two times a day.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, facts.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: Because especially the industry, so I get up in the morning and I have a shower because I had like to because I get up early, I like to just get woken up.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: So I normally in summer I'll have a cold, cold our shower in the morning.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it bites, it fucking hurts, but it just wakes me up and gets ready for the day.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but because the industry I'm in, I'm working in bathrooms, I'm doing renovations, I'm dusty in environment.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll get home and have a shower.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_01: So that's two times I'm, you know, washing myself and cleaning my shoulders.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know this is I know people are like this is disgusting.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: But like, that's why I just don't know get how this guy you know, and you know, maybe he has a you know, there's a good chance, and I'm trying to see on his point of view, maybe he has a problem.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you like this is the thing.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: You also kind of don't know, dude.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: You don't, you know, and I'm trying to get his point of view too, because I don't but you know, I get what she's saying, but like, yeah, it's an it's a but like it's just having respect for yourself.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: I've just thought of this.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you could do the whole situation without making it awkward.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_01: Now hear me out, and I'll just this might be a fucking genius idea.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: Cook, cook, maybe you could like go in, like be like have some like, oh, let's have a shower time and you know, go in there together.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: But like, you know, you're clear I know this sounds really fucking weird to talk about, but like you're cleaning each other.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_01: No, and she cleans, you know, no, okay, okay.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, there is no fucking way.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_03: Surely not.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: What's say if you're a Sheila, would you be rubbing another another man's dong to clean it?
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, would you be would you be cleaning the the cheese and onion scapes off of it?
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_03: Would you?
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, but forget what I said.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: In the mind, I thought that's a fucking good idea.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, as you put it that way, hell to the I don't think there maybe, maybe there isn't a plausible way to do it, but I just hope someone, someone just helps that guy tells them.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'm sorry for the girl that sent it in.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry that you have to experience that.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's that's that's gonna be a bummer.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like if it's banging on, like you're the way she talks about, you know, and that's the thing.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: She would have been gutted because she you know, he said he's funny, you know, you've maybe had a few drinks, you go back to the place, you know, you're excited, and then bang, that hits you, and you're just like, what the fuck?
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, that's great.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: And that's why that's why I put it under the category filthy.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: That's you don't know with some people though, right?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's the problem.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_03: So crazy.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: That that area, that grey area of someone's body is so like what it's a mystery.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like, he's a mystery, man.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: What do you and that's why I sometimes think that's why I was saying like honesty is maybe not the best thing.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_01: You don't need to like, yeah because like what you don't know.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know that person could have something, but if that's the case, maybe he could have said something.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, before we go any further, I just need to let you know.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't know.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: I it's a fucking tough one.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: But hey, another thing you guys can bring to us, okay?
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Text us on Instagram.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's fun.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: What would you do in that situation?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know, but that's a thank you for that confession.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: I love that confession because I think that is that's an awesome confession because it really I like how she even gave us a question.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's pretty cool.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: So um, but hopefully that doesn't happen to you again.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_03: I I can't even spring baby wash with you when you when you go out.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck him hell.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have anything to bring to the table, mate?
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um went to the pub fucking Saturday.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_03: It was a shit time.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what pub did you go?
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, are we allowed?
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Should we mention the pub or full moon?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_03: I love you all.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: The full moon, yeah.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_01: We know how much you love the full moon.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: I love the full moon.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_03: And that's that is the place where you know, like um where I've been with the like with the boys.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've been there with you, man.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's just the home ground.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: That is the that's the staple place for the pub.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: And it's sad to say, but the the musicians that used to be there.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: The musicians that they bring now are just aren't on par.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and we've talked about it.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they will ruin the night.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: If it is a shit singer, it was what like are they young?
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh no, she she was probably like uh some people probably call her young.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, like mid-30s, probably.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_03: She was not out.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_03: She was on Spotify.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: And like she was live streaming it, so she had a laptop, and like the songs, like, yeah, no.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_03: I just didn't catch his life.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_03: No, she wasn't singing her own songs, but like it was it was other people's songs, like, but like I think she only played like one Fleetwood Mac song.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: She played, I think, uh, three other decent ones, and the rest are like pretty shit.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like her start off music was arse.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_03: And like, respectfully, like I I love the fully.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not saying they're shit.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's just the musicians that they've brought on now aren't as good as they were fucking when I like went with like all the boys and when you talked about this last time.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because when you last brought it back, you were saying like you know, the it was a great time.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: It was a fucking awesome time.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we talked about it in you know, they will it not so ruin the night because I don't want to be rude, but like it when you've got a good live atmosphere, live entertainment, I should say, atmosphere, entertainment, it makes it 100% better.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and when it's shit, it just go, you just go, oh, like fuck.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like nah, that's it's 100% because like it was like a big crowd, but like the crowd wouldn't stay in where the musician was with live music.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's where we are.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_03: When it hits 8 30 for the musician to go, we've had our dinner, we'll straight go and we'll just stay there the whole night for the love music.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_01: Do you do you sit there and have a table and have drinks and like dance, or what do you just listen to music?
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I'm not a big dancer, like I have to, I have to you and me both.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta do it, you know what I mean.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Like next time, I'm definitely gonna influence myself to fucking go out.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like when you got like when you're on the dance floor and you and when you've had that many beers in and it's the point where you're like fuck, I could go hit the channel.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I was also a sober driver, so like that's a thing.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like junk me, junk me probably wouldn't have thought twice.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because you've got then no excuse to fall on.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's not like oh I'm junk.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_01: If you're so yeah, you especially don't dance if you're sober.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_01: You've got no you've got no back leg to fall on on that one.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: I have to say though, that I seen the craziest fucking things, man.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_03: Craziest fucking things of the pub.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_03: All the lads, all the single lads you could tell, they're all copy and paste, bro.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: Same haircut, uh, same sort of tattoos.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_03: And like they got their clothes from the same part of fucking cotton on or whatnot.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like, oh yeah.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_03: Copy and paste.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, what the fuck?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_03: Because Justin was like, dude, all these boys look the same, man.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was like, yeah, it's just crazy.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: I guess if you're in their defense, if you're single, like you would go out looking your best because you know you are single.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, like I'm not saying it didn't look like all right, lads, like they looked like they were up to party, but like they all just like wore the same thing.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like it was just it must be like the whole in thing or something.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_01: But like speaking of that, like what have ever happened with Juzzy?
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: You know, we were talking about getting him with a dating life on this.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: Has he He's finished the um I had to I forgot to ask him on the weekend to come in, but he finished the um the job at the the brothel brothel.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he's got some stories.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: He was telling me that it's fucking hectic.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we've got to get him back, okay.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Juzzy, if you're listening now, mate, even if you can't come in, send in a voice message.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, don't we've talked about this before, Juzzy.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_01: I love you.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_01: Don't send in a text message because your grandma, I just can't fucking read that.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: Voice message it in because I can, I'm telling you right now, people will want to hear those stories about the brothel.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: If you don't know what we're talking about, a few episodes ago, we had Juzzy on and he was talking about how he's gonna do some renovations at a brothel, and we just, you know, well, you're working at a brothel, you just know that that's just peaking a cake.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: So, Juzzy, if you're listening, would love to hear the stories, mate.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Now, moving on, mate.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I wanted to bring this to the table social situations that people hate.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: But so I'm gonna list off a couple, and we can all agree with probably some of these.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_01: Getting happy birthday sung to you at a restaurant, and you're just sitting there quietly at the end of the table, and you're just like, yeah, that's awkward.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh it's a thing that everyone does, but you know what I mean?
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's definitely a go to the toilet moment.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_03: I I don't think I've ever had it happen to me, but someone at the pub had it happen, and I was thinking, fuck that.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: Have you never got hung song Happy Birthday?
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't we do it to you at your surprise?
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, but that's different though.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: It was like at a like it was like a venue shut off from everyone.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's not like it's not like in a in the actual like full social setting.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, I guess.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe you will relate to this.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh small talk with the neighbours.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_01: You're just like in that awkwards, you're just like, oh, for fuck's sake, here comes here comes Natalie.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Now I've got to fucking talk to her shit.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: Now I'm like, Hey, how's it going?
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: Do you get along with your neighbours?
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, I guess so.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: I've only talked to them like like, you know, I probably say like a handful of things this year.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Is it weird for me to be like when I move out that I want to try and talk to my neighbours?
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Is that fucking weird?
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's not weird because what is it?
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_03: There is a guy um that I listened to, he uh is on uh what is it?
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's not for radio.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking they have a WhatsApp.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: He was saying on the podcast they have a WhatsApp for the street, like of the neighbors.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a WhatsApp and they all talk to each other.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Is he on radio?
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, not on it's called not for radio, the podcast, and it's a new street.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so he does hang on.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_01: So on your street, you've got you and another person probably does a podcast.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying there is a guy that I listen to.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sorry.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: I was about to say, what are the chances of you living on a street and someone else does a podcast?
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: No, but like I do the guy in front of us, he is the coolest guy.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_03: He's got a boat, he's got a cool old car, he's just got he's got like a 200 series, he's got uh he's got like an old 79, um 75.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude, he seems like the coolest guy.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_03: Like I say uh I've probably said like a handful of fucking things to him like this year, but like he seems so cool.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't really talk to a lady like 'cause we're in a duplex, I really don't talk to the lady in front of us.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fair enough.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_01: Do you guys hear each other sometimes?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: Is that uh uh in a duplex?
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: Do you ever hear her under the Nah, not that I know of.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's good then.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh like I know the walls are thin, but I don't think they're that thin.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, because That always scares me in a duplex is like hearing, you know, like hearing another person like talking or something.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you say the same thing as or that too.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Or that too, you know, like you know what I mean.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: I know what you mean, yeah.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's like when you go to a hotel room and I'm just like, how thin are these fucking walls?
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like I guess we're just gonna test them out, eh?
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_01: Uh another situation.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, seeing someone at the shops that you know and you haven't seen in a long time.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's not that bad.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_01: It depends who it is, though.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: It depends who it is.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: You know, if it's someone I haven't seen in a while, I'm like, how's it going?
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_01: But if it's someone like I haven't seen for a while for a reason, you're just like, fuck, how do I get out of the situation?
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_01: And you've it's worse when you both lock eyes with each other.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: I like the moment when you're in your shop and you do the old nod.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: You walk past each other and go, you give the nod because you've you've acknowledged that you've seen each other.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_01: You both don't really want to talk, but you've given that nod.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_01: You've given the old polite nod.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, how's it going?
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_03: I I don't, I I think I accidentally fucking protruded that like bit of fucking um understanding once I seen I seen my old HPE teacher, mate.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, running into old teachers are fucking just bad.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: And like it was like he's that my the HP teacher was sick at my school, and like he's just giving me the head nod, smile and everything.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_03: I've gone up to him like, oh my son, mate doing and he's oh yeah, not too bad, just for my kids.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, Oh yeah, sweet.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I was definitely talking for too long.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: But like he didn't want to talk.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, like, yeah, like oh man.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think Do you did you did you call him by his name or did you go, hey sir?
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_01: Did you do I can't remember actually?
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_03: I actually don't even think I know his actual first name.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's the thing.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like, when I run into a teacher and I say, Hey miss, I'm like, fuck, do I I'm not having you haven't been my teacher for like three years and I'm still calling you miss?
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_01: Is that like weird?
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think I said mate.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think I generally said mate.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like I can't say mate to a girl teacher I ran into her, so I can't be like that's why I when I ran into a teacher, I went, hey miss, and then it wasn't until I was talking, I just went, Did I really just call her miss?
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like we're fucking way past that now.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I'm thinking, I don't know what the fuck dude name is.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's so weird.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, it's just like I I will never forget this.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: I will never forget this.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: And this was fuck.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: How many years ago was this now?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: This was probably five.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: This was before I was with Kate, and I ran into my like I like bumped into my ex.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like we walked around the corner in like a shopping aisle and like bumped into each other.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: That fucking right there.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: I hated that hated that moment just in my like out of all the timings, the moments, the people, just to come around the corner and bump into each other.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because you come around the corner and you automatically, because you're just someone's there, you go, oh hey, sorry, and you just both look at each other and go, fucking just walk off.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: You just what the fuck?
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_03: You're just like, well, fuck.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think the worst one's like the family friends.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck, they talk forever.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck they oh hello! Fuck.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: And you're gonna play cool.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna play cool.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: See, I'm the opposite, like, and Kate and I are so different on this aspect.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I am such a people person that I love to talk to someone.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, where Kate's just like, fuck, I don't want to talk to this person.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, no, no, and I'm just there talking and all that.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: I feel and that's why I like hate going to North Lakes because I feel like every time I go to North Lakes shopping center, I'm running into someone I fucking know, or I'm seeing someone I know, and I'm like, the best one is when you see someone, you know, but they haven't spotted you, and you do your absolute hardest to avoid that person.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, a hundred percent.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: A hundred percent.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like, um, that's why that's why I don't go to Chermside no more.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: Chernside was big for that, so I just stick to Northlakes.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_03: See, the North Lakes is my problem.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because I went to Dakaban Height, North Lakes was just where the hot spot.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was that was just like absolute peak time.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, mate, I think that's pretty much it for the podcast there.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um very full, very full podcast.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_01: Umks to um I've nearly said a name.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was gonna say don't do it.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks to the anonymous person who sent in that crazy confession.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: Please, guys, it's been a bit of a weird podcast where we got a bit deep, I would say.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: Which we don't know, it's good for every now and then I feel like we don't do it enough.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um not enough, but maybe not a bit.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_01: So it's good to get it on there.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_01: So if you guys have your say on this podcast, let us know and get involved in it.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: We we love you guys.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: Send in more voice messages.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_01: We want more voice messages, okay?
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it could be just anything.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you've just got in the car and you just had someone cut you off and you just need to get it out.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like guys, I've just had to fuck with that, just cut me off.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll put it to the podcast and we'll say fuck those people that cut those people off.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Coming up now, in the last podcast, I mentioned how you guys would what were your thoughts on having a recorded segment where we could post it on Instagram?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: The outcome on my end of Instagram was phenomenal.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_01: People want to see us fuck.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: So, sorry, Braden.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to go hard in the gym then.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm gonna get a tripod and it's not gonna be the best quality.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna record on our phone and it's just gonna be our headshot this because Braden and I sit across from each other, so I'm gonna just have to do our best.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you're just gonna have like one here.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I think well, maybe just one or maybe just one phone because I've got this app on my phone where I can record like front on and the other camera at the same time.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, right.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_01: So that it's not gonna be the best quality, guys, because we're not a video podcast for a reason.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_01: But if you want a bit of a segment, maybe we record yay and nay, or maybe we record a confession and you can actually see our reactions to stuff.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll get that on there.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: So stay tuned for that.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_01: That'll be coming in the next couple of episodes, guys.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, so like what I said, get involved in the show, give us a five-star rating, share it with a mate.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: We love saying that now.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Share it with someone with a mate, yeah.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_01: You know what we should do?
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_01: Every episode, we should have someone here.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck it.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just sort of this.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do this, okay?
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_01: You're challenged um listeners, okay?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna send us a screenshot of it, but you're gonna share it to someone, and we're gonna give it to the person you're gonna share it with.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna say a random as a mate, a sister, a brother, a cousin, a bully, an ex, and you're gonna have to and please screenshot it when you've sent it to us, and yeah.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: But don't send it without contents, just send the fucking podcast.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'll let you pick.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_01: Who should they send it to this week?
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: Um, they should send it to their dad, for sure.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: I was about to say, if you were gonna say mum out of all episodes what we've just talked about, don't fucking send it to your mum.
• 50:13
  unknown: Send it.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait, actually, probably not dad.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_03: Do it to the do it to the do it to the missus.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_03: The missus.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_03: The missus.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_03: Send it to the missus.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I feel like this is a good episode for a maybe like, or like, and if you are a boyfriend, girlfriend banter, you know.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: And to make it more fair, if you're a girl listening, send it to the boyfriend.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hell yeah.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: So send it to your partner, we should say.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: Your partner, yeah.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_03: So you know what?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: If you guys screenshot it to us and send it, we'll fucking love that.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's a little challenge you guys can do so on the side.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: You may not do it, you may do it, but hey, you know, have a bit of fun with it.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh mate, what are you having for dinner?
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, we are doing uh chicken palmy pasta.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: That just sounds just amazing.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: What walk me through it, man.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to So it's not that elaborate.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is it literally just a chicken parmy in a pasta?
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: So it's basically like you do like a really nice tomato pasta.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_03: Tomato pasta, and then you put like and then you do the chicken, slice it up like into strips, layer it on top, and then you get mozzarella, and you chuck it in the oven, put it on grill so it melts the mozzarella on top, and then you add the pasta and you just mix it through.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: It sounds fucking amazing.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, but it's not as good as I think last night I did a good meal.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_03: I did smoked chicken last night.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_03: Before we go, let's hear it.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: I did like a magic dust, like it's it's off lanes, it's so good.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's like so sweet, so spicy, it's fucking phenomenal.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's awesome.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: Is it um what did you have it with?
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: We just had it with rice.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just rice.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh dude, it was so good.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so good.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: Do you when you do something like smoked chicken?
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_01: Do you cook just for you and Naomi, or do you cook for your sister too when you're doing that?
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, I I'll go to Naomi's parents and be like, look, tonight we're doing smoked chicken.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you went to her place.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay, yep, fair enough.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: Because they look after the dog every now and then.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll be like, yeah, we're doing smoked chicken too.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_03: Do they think do they love it when you cook?
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, they love it.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: They love it.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_03: So like sometimes I'll even do like um smoke, like red meat.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like I'll do some red meat or something.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_01: You fucking you keep bringing that smoker everywhere you go.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_01: It must not be that big for you to treat it.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not that big.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like, it's probably like like so you can fit it in the boot.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like it.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: I fit it in the boot.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was thinking that the other day.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking, I swear to God.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: That wasn't for me.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_03: That was a channel.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: I swear to God.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: I swear to God.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: That is so weird.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_01: I hope that when I record for the listeners, if I hope that when I listen to this that you could hear that in the background.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you okay, look, we may be laughing and you didn't hear that in the background because these mics are proper good.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it didn't pick it up, but Braden was on the chair and it was like we had a silence, and then all you hear is and it sounded like a fart, and we both looked at it.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_01: That was fucking priceless.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_01: I really hope that was I really hope we can hear that in the podcast.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but as I was saying, um, I was thinking, it may not be because I was thinking it was massive, but for you to transport, it's obviously not that big.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_01: Not that big, bro.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_01: I can I take it with me camping.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so like oh sh I've got a photo.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I do I'll I'll do like full butterfly chickens.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've heard I love a good butterfly chicken.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude, and it's amazing.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_01: Juicy chicken.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_01: I just love chicken.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Chicken is so good.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_01: So it was KFC, but that's that's completely different.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, KFC is pretty fucking phenomenal.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: I could do with some KFC actually.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds pretty good.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um I might pull into the dry fill on the way home.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: Getting myself a little popcorn chicken go bucket.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck, yeah.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck yeah.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_01: That just feels right.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, um, that's that that that that's okay there.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: I can fit like oh, and I've got the toes.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love how it is.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: I got the toes.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: I can fit three three full chickens in there.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's but that's what I'm saying.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty that's pretty good.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_03: And like if I'm doing meal prep, I can fit about twenty four chicken breasts.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: Max.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm pretty sure.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Like I've got like 50 odd hooks.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_01: So that before we because we're getting a bit off to very quickly, that chicken, how long did it take last night to cook?
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh an hour.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's not true.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_01: 25 minutes, yeah.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_01: So the pre- is it the prep, is it more prep?
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_03: No, not really.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: But just fucking slap it dry, oil it a little bit, and then season it, and then just chuck her in, make sure the flame like I just make sure now, like it's not I don't have any like flames.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_03: Because like the flames, because the the seasoning has sugar in it, sugar burns really easily.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_03: So if the flames are on it, like um yeah, so it just it's just kind of like it's a few.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's just trial and error.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_01: You just it's all just tactical.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_03: I I mate, I'm gonna have you're gonna have to do you're gonna have to do it.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_03: We'll do like I wanna do, I wanna I actually really wanna do like a like a park barbecue, but I bring it and do like a park barbecue.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_03: But I just don't know, I just don't know if there's regulations to that.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_03: So but there's barbecues there, so yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: But we'll have to check, we'll have to look into that.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like where we're like the down the road from my house.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's right.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's right, it's in it's like a pristine spot.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_01: So we'll have to look in that.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'll look at it for you, mate.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'll try and see if that is the case.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm having fuck, what am I having?
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a mental blank now.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, um uh this sausage bacon egg pie.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's a homemade pie.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh and it's got sausage, bacon, egg, mushrooms, and you have it with some chips, fucking just Worcestershire sauce.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_01: Is like the pie like pristine, like good pie?
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, home like like puff pastry.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, your parents have to try like a Guinness pie.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking love it.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_03: You have to try and get your parents to do a beginner's pie there.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: Surely.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's like is it beef that you're gonna get steak?
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's um oh the same thing, right?
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, yeah, it is.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it is.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I know obviously Guinness isn't it?
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: Homemade pies are so good.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: I can't do pies.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's one thing I can't fucking do.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_03: I can cook a pie.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_03: I can't cook a pie for my fucking life.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_01: You can do everything, but when it comes to a pie, Brain and can't do it.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: Just 40-20 all the way.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: That will get you done.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: That will get you done.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um actually, speaking of Guinness, I had a Guinness on the weekend too.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: I do love a good Guinness.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_01: Do you like a Guinness?
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh uh, I haven't had I don't think I've really had a good one.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_03: I love a Guinness.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's nothing like it's something that I will only have once.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like I won't I won't drink another one, another one.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just have the one and it just you know, just something different.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, um, have yourselves a good one, guys.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_01: We'll catch you in two weeks' time, mate.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_01: Have a good one.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: Have a good one.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, we'll catch you guys in the next one.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_01: See ya.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_01: Your shout, the giant and braided.