300 grams is 300 grams

The Unremarkable Bloke · Oct 2, 2026 · 50m

Patto and Hendo are back, and this one goes exactly where you’d expect.

We kick off with a Hyrox competitor having a very unfortunate mid-race incident, before asking whether Olympic rowers in Brisbane might literally be rowing for their lives with crocs in the Fitzroy River.

Then we get into the serious stuff — the proposed changes to DVA allied health funding, why veterans pushed back, and the Government’s decision to scrap the $5,000 treatment threshold.

The Unremarkable Rant takes aim at supermarket delis and one simple question: if I ask for 300 grams of ham, why the fuck are you giving…