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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show thanks to crave Worthy
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- 0:13Speaker 2: Jason Heights Night and good your mad Bars. It's great
- 0:18Speaker 2: to have you accompany this Thursday afternoon, the ninth of
- 0:22Speaker 2: October twenty twenty five and new my friends as always
- 0:24Speaker 2: listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger's.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Burgers corn Flaggish corn tlaggish.
- 0:42Speaker 4: It's weber.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Oh damn.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Speaking of you. Yeah, how you're going, Magie Massive stud
- 0:55Speaker 2: U Stallion haus life. I'm pretty grassy? Are you? You're mad?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Your sick son of a bee? Yeah, you're ruddy faced?
- 1:07Speaker 2: Ruddy Such a great word, ruddy. He was a ruddy face.
- 1:14Speaker 6: I'm going great games man as we crawl ever closer
- 1:17Speaker 6: to the weekend and Fiji next week, which I'm pretty
- 1:21Speaker 6: excited about.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Yeah man, awesome, How awesome? You're looking forward to it?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Keyzy Fig Yeah.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Man, I'm really looking forward to it, to be honest.
- 1:35Speaker 3: It's one of those things where you go it's ages
- 1:36Speaker 3: away and all of a sudden it's a week away. Mess,
- 1:40Speaker 3: so bloody excited can you hit some golf balls over
- 1:43Speaker 3: there as well.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I'm very excited about that. Look, Fellow's going to be
- 1:46Speaker 2: honest with you. I'm a little bit disappointed. I've just
- 1:50Speaker 2: been on the Instagram account and I see that old
- 1:52Speaker 2: pug Son has published a video unbeknownst to me that
- 1:56Speaker 2: he filmed of me and what I thought was a
- 1:59Speaker 2: private communication. Yes, and now he's just poke. I mean,
- 2:03Speaker 2: it's nothing sacred anymore. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I was having a little bit of fun with old
- 2:09Speaker 2: Pugs and he was secretly filming it and then he
- 2:12Speaker 2: posts it online.
- 2:13Speaker 6: Well, I don't think it'll be the last time we
- 2:15Speaker 6: hear about it. Of course, there is a classic case
- 2:17Speaker 6: of you know, sort of what would you call it
- 2:20Speaker 6: sexual misconduct? I guess, yes, sexual harassment. Completely unacceptable, certainly
- 2:26Speaker 6: in the workplace, certainly in this workplace.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Certainly in a meeting, Yeah, certainly in a meeting. It
- 2:30Speaker 3: was an important meeting.
- 2:31Speaker 6: He undermines the whole messaging that was taking place at
- 2:34Speaker 6: that time. So yeah, disgraceful behavior, Jase. But interesting that
- 2:38Speaker 6: you think that the problem was with pigs. So we'll
- 2:40Speaker 6: talk about that, no doubt. In Nature's next catch, up.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Yeah, and look go over look at the video on
- 2:45Speaker 3: the Hodocky Big Show Instagram.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Cannot you forgu just like it and share it. Yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 2: and just.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Commented, Jase's a disgrace underneath it. Hey, what's coming up
- 2:53Speaker 3: on the show?
- 2:53Speaker 2: Mogi? What's happening on the Big Show with old Well?
- 3:01Speaker 6: Another opportunity to win yourself or at least get into
- 3:03Speaker 6: the draw to win an eight thousand dollars engagement ring
- 3:08Speaker 6: eight thousand dollars good stuff. Then we'll be getting into
- 3:13Speaker 6: what we think the worst jobs are. We'll be looking
- 3:15Speaker 6: for a little bit of involvement from the you the
- 3:17Speaker 6: listener out there as well on three four eight three
- 3:19Speaker 6: and give a squad on eight hundred ho wreck not now,
- 3:23Speaker 6: We're not ready soon. And also I had my first
- 3:27Speaker 6: audition for a long time today. I normally just get
- 3:29Speaker 6: off as Jason as you know, sure, and people just
- 3:31Speaker 6: lining up to give me jobs. But I had an
- 3:33Speaker 6: audition today, and let me tell you, it's one of
- 3:36Speaker 6: those ones that I'll be in the shower, I'll start
- 3:38Speaker 6: thinking about it and I go, oh, an absolute disgrace.
- 3:42Speaker 2: In the meantime, here's a.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Cult with the hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
- 3:47Speaker 1: Radio Hodarchy.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a se dc there on the Radio Hodarchy
- 3:51Speaker 2: Big Show. This Suesday afternoon. The time is wait, wait,
- 3:56Speaker 2: fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 3:58Speaker 6: Boom, Hey, fellas, I went to a movie, a movie there. Nice,
- 4:03Speaker 6: there's a bit of a premiere. No biggie man. It
- 4:06Speaker 6: was up at Imax there, big screen. Doesn't get much
- 4:09Speaker 6: bigger than that. Anyway, when I got there, they sort
- 4:12Speaker 6: of they must have baged something up because everybody was
- 4:15Speaker 6: queuing outside waiting to go in.
- 4:16Speaker 2: It's outrageous. It was bullshit.
- 4:19Speaker 6: Anyway, while I was standing there, there's a whole bunch
- 4:21Speaker 6: of people sort have gathered in this queue, and more
- 4:26Speaker 6: and more people were turning up. And these people would
- 4:29Speaker 6: turn up and they'd come from behind me. Then they'd
- 4:31Speaker 6: see people in front of me and the queue, and
- 4:33Speaker 6: then they'd go up, Hey, Hey, how's it going. How's
- 4:36Speaker 6: it going? Ah, good to see you coming to the
- 4:39Speaker 6: movie as well, et cetera, et cetera. Right, and then
- 4:42Speaker 6: it's like you're sort of waiting for oh well, anyway,
- 4:45Speaker 6: well we'll see you later. I've got to go back
- 4:47Speaker 6: to the back of the queue because I got here
- 4:49Speaker 6: after all these other people, and then they just stay there,
- 4:52Speaker 6: and then they just stay there, and then they just
- 4:54Speaker 6: now they're just ahead of you in the queue, even
- 4:55Speaker 6: though they turned up late. And then some other people
- 4:58Speaker 6: and this was worse, a worse thing. They just walked
- 5:01Speaker 6: around the queue and cut in. And I know one
- 5:03Speaker 6: of the guys, he's a film critic. He thinks is
- 5:05Speaker 6: more important than everybody else.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Oh really, he's not.
- 5:07Speaker 6: What's there's still there's still seats in there, mate, you
- 5:10Speaker 6: don't get to choose it. You're late get to the back.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Man.
- 5:12Speaker 6: So I'm just wondering what the etiquette around queuing is
- 5:16Speaker 6: because to me, that's bullshit. I think you've got like
- 5:18Speaker 6: one person, Like if I Q and my missus goes
- 5:22Speaker 6: off and she's getting ice cream and stuff, or she
- 5:25Speaker 6: goes to the toilet, then she can come and join me.
- 5:27Speaker 6: If you're meeting the people there, they could probably come
- 5:30Speaker 6: and join you. But there's a limit on how many people.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Yeah, right, So if it's just one person and say
- 5:34Speaker 3: you've got your daughter with you, yeah, wife comes back
- 5:36Speaker 3: from the torlet, didn't have to go to the back there.
- 5:39Speaker 6: Well, No, I think what it is is you can
- 5:42Speaker 6: let in as many people as you've got. So if
- 5:45Speaker 6: you're one person, you can't let him too.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Right, Okay, you can let it. But if you're too
- 5:49Speaker 3: you can let him too.
- 5:49Speaker 2: You can to your point there, Mogi, I mean I
- 5:52Speaker 2: went to the movies in the weekend and my wife
- 5:54Speaker 2: has doing something previous to that and was meeting me
- 5:58Speaker 2: at the movies and I was waiting in line and
- 6:00Speaker 2: she turned up and we had a little chat and
- 6:02Speaker 2: I said, get to the back. Now, Yeah, you know
- 6:04Speaker 2: what I mean. I mean, that really does my headden
- 6:07Speaker 2: when people pushing and you get it in not just
- 6:10Speaker 2: in the movies and the express lane at the supermarket,
- 6:13Speaker 2: stuff like that, where people just wheeze all their way
- 6:16Speaker 2: in and it gets deep, deep, very deep inside my goat.
- 6:22Speaker 3: So in that situation, was it not already like you
- 6:25Speaker 3: didn't have a ticket with a particular numbered seat on it?
- 6:28Speaker 2: No?
- 6:28Speaker 3: Right, okay, So it was the first people who the
- 6:30Speaker 3: first people on the line get the best seat.
- 6:32Speaker 6: They get the best seats, and there would have been
- 6:35Speaker 6: the disagreement that probably half a dozen people pushed into
- 6:38Speaker 6: the same group of people.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you know what I'm saying.
- 6:41Speaker 6: You say anything, and I'm just no, no, I'm just
- 6:43Speaker 6: if I'm just human quietly fuming, they're just pretending to
- 6:46Speaker 6: my wife like I'm a normal human being and I'm
- 6:48Speaker 6: not even you know huge, who would let that ruin
- 6:52Speaker 6: a good night?
- 6:53Speaker 2: Jas Well? I mean she arrived late, she had to
- 6:58Speaker 2: pay her dues. Yeah, your wife, yes, yeah, in the
- 7:01Speaker 2: back of the line there. I was ready to.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Argue the point that, so I thought you were in
- 7:05Speaker 3: line for the movies to buy a ticket or something,
- 7:07Speaker 3: and then people cut.
- 7:08Speaker 6: In that line, that would be even worse. That would
- 7:11Speaker 6: that would But but.
- 7:12Speaker 3: If they're all sitting together and meeting up anyway, and
- 7:15Speaker 3: the first person is going to buy five tickets or whatever,
- 7:17Speaker 3: they're still going to buy the same amount of stuff
- 7:19Speaker 3: if they're buying.
- 7:20Speaker 6: If buying all of the tickets for other people, that's fine.
- 7:23Speaker 6: But if you let people in buying the tickets, that's unacceptable.
- 7:28Speaker 6: If you want to do that, you can wait at
- 7:30Speaker 6: the back of the line, and when you've got your
- 7:31Speaker 6: whole group together, then you can join the queue.
- 7:34Speaker 2: That's old. Mogi's rules for the queue. That's old HOI
- 7:38Speaker 2: I don't have any rules for the queue.
- 7:39Speaker 6: Some rules man other society falls apart, and I think
- 7:42Speaker 6: that is a good a good measure of where society
- 7:44Speaker 6: sits as you're queueing, because it's basic common decency.
- 7:48Speaker 3: I agree with you absolutely, that's a surprise three four
- 7:51Speaker 3: eight three. What are your thoughts on it? Or you
- 7:53Speaker 3: can give us a call on one hundred Hodarchy Everyone
- 7:55Speaker 3: that gets in touch in the drawer for a fifty
- 7:57Speaker 3: dollars reburg about you going to.
- 7:59Speaker 2: The same.
- 8:03Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 8:06Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Ikey puddle of mud There on the Radio hold Arkey
- 8:11Speaker 2: Big Show this Thursday afternoon. We're talking about queueing etiquette.
- 8:15Speaker 6: We are, i e.
- 8:16Speaker 2: When you're there the movies queuing up, people poking in
- 8:19Speaker 2: front of you, Moogi. Matt's got an opinion on that.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Geta Matt, you're mad, Barsett? How's life yet? A boys?
- 8:26Speaker 4: How's it going?
- 8:27Speaker 2: Mate? What's your theory on this?
- 8:29Speaker 4: Matt?
- 8:30Speaker 2: Let us let us have it? Mate?
- 8:32Speaker 5: Well, I'm from the Troll and I've been up in Auckland,
- 8:35Speaker 5: bloody queuing in this traffic and I thought, you know what,
- 8:38Speaker 5: I'm just gonna squirt it up the back and still
- 8:42Speaker 5: a bit of side swiping and right the shoulder and
- 8:44Speaker 5: get out of this bloody traffic because it's appalling. What
- 8:48Speaker 5: blood are appalling?
- 8:49Speaker 3: What to be fair? So this is the I do
- 8:51Speaker 3: this sometimes with the left lanes moving the fastest, so
- 8:54Speaker 3: you hoon up that. Then you pulling towards the end.
- 8:56Speaker 3: That's within the road rules. Yeah, it's just a gray
- 8:59Speaker 3: area you're talking about, Matt.
- 9:01Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit of a lake withdrawal back into the lane, you.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, just on that. That does
- 9:08Speaker 2: my heading because I go on the slow lane, in
- 9:10Speaker 2: the lane I need to be, and then people zoom
- 9:13Speaker 2: pass and try and cut and further down. That's right.
- 9:16Speaker 2: That really tesses me off.
- 9:20Speaker 6: I always want I always wonder like you'll come down
- 9:22Speaker 6: like sometimes you'll go to a set of lights and
- 9:25Speaker 6: one lane will have forty cars in it, yes, and
- 9:27Speaker 6: then the other one will have two.
- 9:29Speaker 3: That's right.
- 9:30Speaker 6: And I always wonder about those types of people because
- 9:33Speaker 6: I am somebody that will go in the in the
- 9:34Speaker 6: lane with two and then drive out and then will
- 9:36Speaker 6: automatically become space, but in the lane of forty cars,
- 9:39Speaker 6: and then I will fill that gats. I'm not waiting
- 9:42Speaker 6: for eight light changes in the lane with forty people.
- 9:46Speaker 6: But most of the world obviously, because there's forty and
- 9:49Speaker 6: one lane and two and the other people that want
- 9:52Speaker 6: to follow the rules and be backbones.
- 9:54Speaker 3: I guess so Matt, in that situation, mate, would you
- 9:56Speaker 3: be in the lane with two cars or forty?
- 10:00Speaker 6: Yeah, get on your Yeah. That's the thing about how
- 10:03Speaker 6: he gets it.
- 10:03Speaker 2: I think it was a bit freaked out by my
- 10:05Speaker 2: rage about that about what he was doing. But having
- 10:08Speaker 2: said that, he does get a reburg about you.
- 10:11Speaker 3: So in that situation, Jason, I know this, this is
- 10:13Speaker 3: a completely different topic, but it's still killing, still killing. Yeah,
- 10:17Speaker 3: So you get like, why don't you just pull out
- 10:19Speaker 3: into the lane that's moving and then pulling later?
- 10:21Speaker 2: And I was going to talk about this and just
- 10:23Speaker 2: coincidentally last week, you know, because I get in the
- 10:25Speaker 2: lane that I need to be in and it's a
- 10:27Speaker 2: massive cue. This is like going home in the track
- 10:31Speaker 2: and I get anxiety that I go on the other
- 10:34Speaker 2: lane and shoot down the lane about and no one's
- 10:36Speaker 2: going to let me back in.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Not about being let in though, you know what I mean,
- 10:39Speaker 3: natural gap that occurs right the space this space. But
- 10:43Speaker 3: then this is an important thing that people in Auckland
- 10:45Speaker 3: to be fear everywhere else people are usually better when
- 10:48Speaker 3: you indicate and pull in like excelerate in, don't break
- 10:52Speaker 3: and like people wait and they dawdle, and that's what
- 10:54Speaker 3: holds up traffic. You've got to indicator on, wait for
- 10:56Speaker 3: a gap, and then pull in the doge and then
- 10:59Speaker 3: boom legal and your home faster.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Jason, I'll try that tonight on the way home instead
- 11:05Speaker 2: of and Jeff and and the slow lane.
- 11:07Speaker 6: Everybody is trying to do what Keysy is talking about.
- 11:09Speaker 6: Once again, the whole world would have collapsed.
- 11:12Speaker 2: That's right.
- 11:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I need the hordy Js of the world to
- 11:14Speaker 3: just stay at a be so that I can get
- 11:18Speaker 3: home by the way coming up shortly. If you enter
- 11:23Speaker 3: the competition to name our beer, oh yes, and when
- 11:26Speaker 3: flight's accommodation and tickets to the Daneedin Craft Beer and
- 11:29Speaker 3: Food Festival. Yes, if you did that, make sure you
- 11:32Speaker 3: get your phone on because we're gonna be calling the
- 11:34Speaker 3: winner soon.
- 11:36Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 11:40Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoarchy.
- 11:43Speaker 2: He is, indeed Allison Chains here on the Radio Hoedarchy
- 11:46Speaker 2: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon of time four thirty eight. Now,
- 11:48Speaker 2: if you've been paying any kind of attention, you'll know
- 11:51Speaker 2: that we've been running a name our Beer competition.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Feelers, that's right, name our beer. Emerson's are making a
- 11:58Speaker 3: one off brew to celebrate the da Craft Beer and
- 12:00Speaker 3: Food Festival and also celebrate the fact that we're gonna
- 12:02Speaker 3: be down there broadcasting live. We're looking for a name
- 12:05Speaker 3: for this particular brew. And if you submitted a name,
- 12:08Speaker 3: you went in the drawd to win free flights accommodation
- 12:10Speaker 3: you and to mate tickets to the trail, which is
- 12:12Speaker 3: bloody exciting.
- 12:13Speaker 2: And to the festival. Yeah.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Good time, good times, great times, Jason. Now, just a
- 12:17Speaker 3: little peak behind the curtain here. As you can imagine,
- 12:20Speaker 3: the names of the beers that were sent through were
- 12:25Speaker 3: let's just say, if they went into production and then
- 12:26Speaker 3: they were written on the side of a cans, it'd
- 12:28Speaker 3: probably be a lot of complaints. For example, just going
- 12:30Speaker 3: to look straight away right now at the huge list
- 12:33Speaker 3: big Buzzy jearz Ah, yellow Wheeze, things like big schnozz
- 12:42Speaker 3: Keezy and stuff like that meat patty nips Hazy. That's
- 12:46Speaker 3: not too bad. Yeah, but a few legal teams had
- 12:50Speaker 3: to look at these beer names.
- 12:51Speaker 6: Yeah, there was legal teams involved. Now, if it was
- 12:54Speaker 6: up to us, god knows what it will be called,
- 12:56Speaker 6: but then it would be pulled off shelves, which apparently
- 13:00Speaker 6: I don't want to do. So yeah, with that, With
- 13:03Speaker 6: that of my ninety nine percent of possible of the
- 13:06Speaker 6: entries were ruled out.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, entrees because they were completely filthy, Because you
- 13:10Speaker 2: were filthy New Zealand. That's why to be feared.
- 13:14Speaker 3: My suggestion of Midnight Steamer was also ruled out because
- 13:17Speaker 3: what's that?
- 13:18Speaker 2: That's yeah?
- 13:19Speaker 6: And I was like, and also Tony on all fours
- 13:25Speaker 6: looking over his shoulder, rolled out.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Yeah, god go.
- 13:29Speaker 4: You know.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Yeah, But I tell you what wasn't ruled out? Fellows
- 13:32Speaker 2: our winner, get a Sarah. How's life good?
- 13:36Speaker 4: Thanks guys, how's it going?
- 13:37Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 13:38Speaker 2: Very good? Thanks Sarah? What do you do for a crust? Incidentally,
- 13:42Speaker 2: I'm an architect.
- 13:47Speaker 3: Bloody oath and Sarah, we're about to your base.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Mate, Auckland, West Eckland.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Good stuff, all right, Sarah? Do you want to unveil
- 13:58Speaker 3: the the one hundred percent PG new name of the
- 14:02Speaker 3: Big Show Beer?
- 14:05Speaker 2: Well, I need to remember what I put in, but
- 14:07Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it involved something to do with the
- 14:11Speaker 2: Big Show. Do Yeah, yeah, very nice, very nice.
- 14:16Speaker 3: That's good because you know it does sort of fit
- 14:19Speaker 3: in with our show. No one's talking about people's downstairs
- 14:22Speaker 3: or poos or anything like that.
- 14:25Speaker 2: It was tasteful, Sarah, tasteful, well done. Tell me, have
- 14:29Speaker 2: you ever been to Duneda before for the festival? No,
- 14:32Speaker 2: I haven't.
- 14:33Speaker 4: No.
- 14:33Speaker 2: And how you're going to take with you and hopefully
- 14:36Speaker 2: my partner. Yeah, I'll get some time, make a steamy
- 14:41Speaker 2: weekend of it, Sarah hopefully hopefully. Yeah, good stuff. Hey, well,
- 14:46Speaker 2: congratulations you enjoy that trip. We'll chuck you back to
- 14:49Speaker 2: Big Deli and Studio b Okay.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Yeah, awesome, mate, there you go, eh bloody exciting, the
- 14:56Speaker 3: big Do Douge. I'll begetting around it. Yeah, man, will
- 15:00Speaker 3: be poor and plenty of minutes.
- 15:01Speaker 2: You don't care what it's called, do you? Keysing? You'll
- 15:03Speaker 2: be sucking hard?
- 15:05Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm sucking. It's called half of the
- 15:08Speaker 3: things that people tried to name it. Definitely not the Hierarchy.
- 15:12Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Faith no more There on the radio, Honankey Big Show
- 15:18Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
- 15:20Speaker 2: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 15:29Speaker 6: Yeah, Hi guys, Hi, Well that's not I went and
- 15:40Speaker 6: saw the movie premiere as well. Did you suit up
- 15:43Speaker 6: by the way, No, No, it wasn't just it was
- 15:46Speaker 6: sort of like they call it a premiere, but it's
- 15:48Speaker 6: for any old scumberg.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:50Speaker 6: Tron Eries is the name of the film. You'll remember
- 15:53Speaker 6: Tron from the early eighties. Starr in Jeff Bridges, a
- 15:56Speaker 6: man who goes inside his own computer program something. So
- 16:01Speaker 6: it's about that and also about AI. So two competing
- 16:05Speaker 6: companies are trying to establish the ability to create. On
- 16:13Speaker 6: the one hand, one company is trying to create food.
- 16:15Speaker 6: The other company is trying to create soldiers out of
- 16:17Speaker 6: nothing essentially, which is AI. And both of them can
- 16:19Speaker 6: get them to live for up to twenty nine minutes,
- 16:22Speaker 6: but after that they die. So they need they need
- 16:24Speaker 6: to find this permanent code which lives inside this video game.
- 16:27Speaker 6: All right, right, as you're set up, Andy, it's got
- 16:31Speaker 6: old Maden. It Jared Ledo, how Hot?
- 16:33Speaker 2: How Hot?
- 16:33Speaker 6: I didn't find him up, but yeah, yeah, I mean
- 16:35Speaker 6: I would. And it's the first half and hour is
- 16:40Speaker 6: a bit weird. The music is by Trent Reason's by
- 16:42Speaker 6: the music's by nine inch nails nine inch nails, of course,
- 16:47Speaker 6: led by Trent Reznor, and he's been doing lots of
- 16:49Speaker 6: work with David Fincher, lots of soundtracks. Won an Academy
- 16:53Speaker 6: Award for one of them. And it's a bit full
- 16:55Speaker 6: on for my liking. It's bloody loud and an Imax
- 16:59Speaker 6: a Imex is a super super loud.
- 17:01Speaker 2: I find movie theaters very loud.
- 17:03Speaker 6: The older I get, the louder they get. I don't know,
- 17:05Speaker 6: maybe it's just me right, Yeah, totally very sensitive hearing.
- 17:10Speaker 6: The first twenty or thirty minutes are a bit weird.
- 17:12Speaker 6: Then it finds a sense of humor and it gets
- 17:14Speaker 6: much much better. It's only two hours long. It's not
- 17:17Speaker 6: two hours twenty or thirty or forty, so that's great.
- 17:20Speaker 6: Two hours, one hour fifty nine. Actually it's moderately funny.
- 17:24Speaker 6: The world building is awesome, the effects are awesome. It
- 17:27Speaker 6: looks incredible. I give it three buzzies out of a
- 17:30Speaker 6: possible five. I stayed and I watched the whole thing. Great,
- 17:34Speaker 6: So there you go.
- 17:36Speaker 2: I'll speed you what I watched last night. It was
- 17:38Speaker 2: called Rebecca m What was she doing?
- 17:42Speaker 4: Well?
- 17:42Speaker 2: I said, I said, I spee you the details.
- 17:44Speaker 6: Thanks, Manat what.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Kind of movie is it?
- 17:48Speaker 4: What?
- 17:48Speaker 2: It's a thriller? Right? Okay?
- 17:51Speaker 4: Is that it? Well?
- 17:52Speaker 2: I said, as I said, yeah, I'll spee you the
- 17:56Speaker 2: details that can't be bothered.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Right, Okay. Last night I for the first time season
- 18:02Speaker 3: two of the British comedy that I've been watching on
- 18:04Speaker 3: TVNS in Plus called Here we Go. Usually when shows
- 18:08Speaker 3: go from one season to the next, the castle looks
- 18:11Speaker 3: completely different, the kids are slightly older and blah blah
- 18:14Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But sometimes the writing can fall off
- 18:16Speaker 3: from season to season. You notice the RealD change happy
- 18:19Speaker 3: to report season two that was very, very very funny,
- 18:23Speaker 3: same as season one of Here we Go TVNS in plus.
- 18:25Speaker 3: If you like British comedy, it's just stupid, but it's
- 18:28Speaker 3: really well written and stuff. Check it out.
- 18:30Speaker 6: Okay, then fine, I'll give it three.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Point ninety five busy.
- 18:36Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
- 18:37Speaker 6: It's getting up there, Suri.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Can you what's it called?
- 18:40Speaker 4: Here we Go?
- 18:41Speaker 2: Here we Go? Can you remind me tonight, Suri? Ah,
- 18:44Speaker 2: here we Go? Because Kezy likes it.
- 18:49Speaker 1: The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio, hod Ikey.
- 18:55Speaker 2: You're welcome back to your mansion backbones, hopeing you're surviving
- 18:57Speaker 2: your thursdays. She's gloomy out there, isn't you, fell It's
- 19:00Speaker 2: very dark and foreboding at the moment. Certainly where we are, yes,
- 19:04Speaker 2: certainly where we are in Auckland City Central. There's a
- 19:07Speaker 2: whole country at there tuned in man.
- 19:09Speaker 7: Yeah, I know?
- 19:10Speaker 2: Was that? What the weather? Is it gloomy where you
- 19:12Speaker 2: are in New Zealand, Texas? Three four eight three. In
- 19:15Speaker 2: the meantime, this is the big show brought to you by.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Rebourger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gorme egs that will
- 19:21Speaker 3: change the game.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Ah, what my hit.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I was dreaming about Reburger.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 19:35Speaker 1: It was so crave worthy but it was gormete and
- 19:41Speaker 1: it was straight food.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:45Speaker 2: He was in a deep sleep there, guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 19:52Speaker 2: How did you guys sleep last night?
- 19:54Speaker 6: Really great and I'm in a great place at the moment.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Thanks, Jase. I'm getting this really Bernie Bernie in my
- 20:00Speaker 2: when I sleep sounds like it's not good. Yeah, stomach,
- 20:06Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that and stuff like that in front
- 20:08Speaker 2: of Mogi.
- 20:10Speaker 3: Is you say it daily? There's always something every time.
- 20:13Speaker 6: Eventually I'm going to be right.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Yeah, eventually you are.
- 20:16Speaker 3: You were saying you've got like a weird shooting pain
- 20:18Speaker 3: in the back of your here it's Mogis's obviously, it's
- 20:20Speaker 3: an aneurysm.
- 20:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a slow movingurysm any time.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Anytime, Jason. But the is you just say, it's so
- 20:27Speaker 3: often every day there's a new plethora of issues.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Yes, well, I told you about my bloody ankle that
- 20:32Speaker 2: wake me up at one o'clock in the morning. The
- 20:34Speaker 2: other day. I was hopping around the house in me
- 20:36Speaker 2: undies just ifing and Jeff and go, I mean, come on, man,
- 20:40Speaker 2: why is my ankle hurting at one o'clock in the morning.
- 20:43Speaker 2: I haven't done anything.
- 20:45Speaker 3: What do you reckon that is?
- 20:46Speaker 6: Ah, yeah, it sounds like the Big Sea again. Just
- 20:54Speaker 6: as well, I'm a fit pass. Look, you can say
- 20:59Speaker 6: what you like about just Bot, but he was not
- 21:01Speaker 6: a complainer.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Nah, totally shuts up and gets on with it exactly.
- 21:05Speaker 3: Speaking of huge hour coming up, fellas, I gets keep
- 21:08Speaker 3: an ear up for the old roar of the crowd.
- 21:10Speaker 3: You can win your share of ten k thanks a
- 21:12Speaker 3: super liquor like five k Wow, I mean you'll share it. Well,
- 21:15Speaker 3: now we've got a whole heap of turn fifty old
- 21:17Speaker 3: prizes to Yeah.
- 21:18Speaker 2: Okay, so you could win two hundred and fifty back, yeah,
- 21:20Speaker 2: to go to your next gig. Yeah. Yeah, it's just
- 21:23Speaker 2: a share of I thought it could be like seven
- 21:25Speaker 2: or eight grand, yeah, which would be a share of.
- 21:29Speaker 3: I'm not going to make a joke just about I'm
- 21:32Speaker 3: not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Oh, come on, Kee's he do it? Man, pull the trigger,
- 21:38Speaker 2: nam Man, trust yourself, beg yourself here, you can do it.
- 21:41Speaker 2: You can do it man.
- 21:43Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Audio Slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 21:51Speaker 2: Tuesday evening. Fellas will be honest with you, but stiff
- 21:54Speaker 2: at the moment. As you know, I've been doing some
- 22:00Speaker 2: backbreaking work around my property. Good news, by the way,
- 22:04Speaker 2: the trades are able today wrapping up the old deck.
- 22:07Speaker 4: Then.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's you know, it's good to have some
- 22:09Speaker 2: real men about the place for a start. You know
- 22:11Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 22:12Speaker 6: You're walking around the joint shaking that ass.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Yees, shaking my ass and my little daisy jeeks.
- 22:17Speaker 3: How many men have you got over two two blokes
- 22:19Speaker 3: coming over, ripping up your deck?
- 22:21Speaker 2: Yeah, ripping up, tearing your deck apart. And also I've
- 22:25Speaker 2: been telling you, you know, around our deck there was
- 22:27Speaker 2: all this bush and all this sort of vegetation and
- 22:34Speaker 2: massively overgrown, and it was a disgrace to me, to
- 22:38Speaker 2: my family and everyone that knows me. And we've reached
- 22:42Speaker 2: that point with it where it was just we're just gone. Ah,
- 22:45Speaker 2: she's up twenty year, yeah exactly, and she's too even
- 22:51Speaker 2: heard the phrase she's too far gone.
- 22:54Speaker 3: Oh yes, but it's just it's too far gone or yeah,
- 22:58Speaker 3: too far oh yeah.
- 23:00Speaker 2: But anyway, my wife and I had decided to be
- 23:02Speaker 2: backbones about it, so we've been ripping stuff up. We've
- 23:05Speaker 2: been clearing all that sort of bank of all the
- 23:07Speaker 2: vegetation and weeds and waste. But we've reached a stage
- 23:12Speaker 2: now because we've chopped everything back where we've got tree
- 23:15Speaker 2: stumps everywhere, and because we have these massive weeds like
- 23:20Speaker 2: weed stumps, right though some of them, some of them
- 23:24Speaker 2: are like trees. You hear. Have you heard of privet? Yeah,
- 23:28Speaker 2: it's a bastard of a thing. And I don't know
- 23:31Speaker 2: if you guys know this, but these stumps and tree
- 23:33Speaker 2: stumps have like a root system, they do. You know,
- 23:37Speaker 2: it's like a as plant. As Prebs was saying to me,
- 23:40Speaker 2: it's like there's a whole other tree underneath for you. Yeah,
- 23:45Speaker 2: that's what he said. And so we've got all these
- 23:48Speaker 2: stumps everywhere. So I spent all today like backbreaking work
- 23:53Speaker 2: trying to remove these stumps from the ground. And my
- 23:56Speaker 2: next door neighbor actually saw me the other day trying
- 23:59Speaker 2: to do that, and he said, oh, Jase, I've got
- 24:01Speaker 2: this massive metal bar that you can stick her next
- 24:05Speaker 2: to the stump and you just sort of, you know,
- 24:08Speaker 2: it's like a lever bar. Give. I can barely lift
- 24:12Speaker 2: the barstart And that's not a lie. I can barely
- 24:15Speaker 2: lift it, right, So I'm Efan and Jeff and you know,
- 24:18Speaker 2: and you get it a little way out and then
- 24:20Speaker 2: that's there's another root system that's there. I mean, tell
- 24:24Speaker 2: me one job in the world, right, make me one
- 24:28Speaker 2: job that's worse than trying to remove tree stumps.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Teacher, Oh yeah, undertaker, Oh that'll be all right, cleaner.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't want to be Charlie gab Yeah, Charlie.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Does he actually clean the Portaloos someone does, Yeah, right,
- 24:46Speaker 2: I wouldn't imagine Charlie with it.
- 24:48Speaker 6: Yeah, you wouldn't want to be a log breaker at
- 24:51Speaker 6: a tudsturing plant. I did a summer of that in Australia.
- 24:55Speaker 6: You're saying it's like forty eight degrees as a bustard.
- 24:58Speaker 2: It was there and it reeked.
- 24:59Speaker 3: Yeah, just the same. Bame septic tank cleaner. Oh yeah,
- 25:04Speaker 3: tanks fill. They got to clear it out. You get
- 25:06Speaker 3: in there, you got to, you know, you gotta clean
- 25:07Speaker 3: it out. Someone's gonna climb in it.
- 25:08Speaker 6: I'm working at a checkout stacking shelves at a supermarket.
- 25:14Speaker 3: A a rectal specialist, which is someone who only does
- 25:16Speaker 3: the rector Maria.
- 25:17Speaker 6: His specialty area is the anus.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Thanks.
- 25:20Speaker 6: There's nothing they don't know about the anal column.
- 25:23Speaker 3: That's right. I don't even know it was a column
- 25:25Speaker 3: for exment.
- 25:25Speaker 2: It's a column. It's a sphinc tour. I would assume
- 25:28Speaker 2: if you were doing that kind of job A you'd
- 25:30Speaker 2: be well paid. And you love an amus, you know.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Okay, what about the lady who lasers Moggi's balls.
- 25:36Speaker 6: No, two lasers are the anuses are the same.
- 25:39Speaker 2: If I had the chance to laser if I had
- 25:42Speaker 2: the chance to laser Moggi's balls, and I'd be stoked
- 25:46Speaker 2: and doing it for free.
- 25:48Speaker 3: The Q and it right okay, being Jason's agent, being
- 25:53Speaker 3: on the Hockey Breakfast Show, being married to Jason. I
- 25:59Speaker 3: mean the list is pretty three, four, eight through. If
- 26:04Speaker 3: you've got any ideas in New Zealand and the draw
- 26:05Speaker 3: for fifty door rebig about you.
- 26:07Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdikey.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Talking heads down on the radio hold Akey Big Show.
- 26:14Speaker 2: This Suesday afternoon, twenty five minutes past five o'clock for yours.
- 26:18Speaker 6: Just spotting on the textas machine some of the ideas
- 26:21Speaker 6: for the worst jobs in the world that are coming through.
- 26:22Speaker 6: There's some good stuff there, fellows. Don't know if we
- 26:24Speaker 6: can read it out, but anyway, some good stuff keeping
- 26:26Speaker 6: coming how. I had an audition today, Wow. And I
- 26:30Speaker 6: haven't been doing auditions because I've got an agency now
- 26:32Speaker 6: like you, Jas, I've gone into competition with you, so
- 26:35Speaker 6: I don't I don't do any acting anymore unless I
- 26:38Speaker 6: get an offer, so I.
- 26:40Speaker 3: Don't get so and for people that don't understand like
- 26:42Speaker 3: an offer straight away, like we want you specificly.
- 26:45Speaker 6: Somebody says I want you to do this job, then
- 26:48Speaker 6: I'll do it and I will always do it. Whereas
- 26:50Speaker 6: normally you have to audition with a whole bunch of
- 26:52Speaker 6: other people. But I've got an agency, So like if
- 26:53Speaker 6: you were on the box skis, I don't want to
- 26:55Speaker 6: compete with you. Man, Yeah, even though you're in a
- 26:57Speaker 6: slightly different age bracket to me.
- 26:59Speaker 3: You totally slightly different. And also I wouldn't be on
- 27:01Speaker 3: your books because it's a weird conflict of interest.
- 27:03Speaker 2: It would be weird. I mean, you're already on Jason's books,
- 27:05Speaker 2: you couldn't be on my books as well. And there's
- 27:06Speaker 2: a massive disparity of ability as well. There absolutely is,
- 27:10Speaker 2: and experience, yeah there is.
- 27:11Speaker 6: But in this case, I got asked specifically to audition,
- 27:14Speaker 6: so I thought, okay, well I will, because they had
- 27:16Speaker 6: already been through everyone else. And so audition did the
- 27:19Speaker 6: audition yesterday, all the day before with pigs. But it
- 27:22Speaker 6: was for a voice. It's the voice for a brand
- 27:24Speaker 6: sort of thing. Oh wow, that's a good gig if
- 27:25Speaker 6: you get it, if you get it, And so I
- 27:27Speaker 6: did the audition very happy with the audition because I
- 27:29Speaker 6: don't I don't care, and if you don't care, you
- 27:32Speaker 6: can go very well. So that was absolutely how I felt.
- 27:36Speaker 6: So that the audition, they want to meet a video
- 27:38Speaker 6: it for some reason, so I videoed it and sent
- 27:41Speaker 6: it off, got a callback. So today you had to
- 27:44Speaker 6: have a zoom with the director who's based in la
- 27:47Speaker 6: and the carting agent who is and somewhere else I
- 27:51Speaker 6: don't know where. So anyway, I did that, and then
- 27:54Speaker 6: so I just had to there's only about six words
- 27:56Speaker 6: in the audition, and I figured, because I've done the
- 28:00Speaker 6: audition a certain way that they would that's the voice
- 28:02Speaker 6: that they would want to hear. So you know, you
- 28:04Speaker 6: sort of you read it, You're okay this, And then
- 28:06Speaker 6: based on that anyway, that's not really what they wanted
- 28:09Speaker 6: to hear. They wanted to hear some other options. Well,
- 28:12Speaker 6: sadly I don't have any other He's got one gear
- 28:16Speaker 6: and I kind of had a vibe for it because
- 28:18Speaker 6: she said to me, she goes that the casting. Diric said, oh,
- 28:21Speaker 6: so so you're really good at so you're really good
- 28:23Speaker 6: at voices and I said, yep, really good at voices.
- 28:25Speaker 6: I said, especially if you're looking for a voice that
- 28:28Speaker 6: sounds exactly like mine.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Or maybe slightly different than mine.
- 28:33Speaker 6: If that's what you're looking for, You've come to the
- 28:35Speaker 6: right guy, because that's all I've got. Yeah, And then
- 28:39Speaker 6: she laughed and I laughed, but she didn't know that
- 28:41Speaker 6: I was being completely serious. And then we went through
- 28:45Speaker 6: it and I was getting notes. She's given me notes
- 28:48Speaker 6: and my thing of not caring and everything going like
- 28:50Speaker 6: I could pretty much just win this, so I just
- 28:52Speaker 6: talked them around. Just just just give me the job, man,
- 28:55Speaker 6: We'll give them them both. We'll work it out, beauty. Well,
- 29:00Speaker 6: before you know that old familiar feeling, my face is
- 29:04Speaker 6: heading up, my ears are heading up, and she continues
- 29:07Speaker 6: to give me direction, and I'm continuing to just give
- 29:10Speaker 6: her what I know as I start making the noise
- 29:13Speaker 6: is exactly the same thing about six or seven or
- 29:17Speaker 6: eight times over. Yes, And because she is a recan,
- 29:20Speaker 6: she's like, well, I don't really know new zing on accent,
- 29:22Speaker 6: so I just want to make sure that it's really key.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Were I you know, not too key? We bit key?
- 29:26Speaker 2: We is okay? And then I'm doing it again.
- 29:28Speaker 6: I'm like, this is this is the same wow, and
- 29:30Speaker 6: now just do it now, just do it brighter, just
- 29:33Speaker 6: to like do it brighter, bit brighter, brick lighter, and
- 29:36Speaker 6: again same, exactly the same, to the point where the
- 29:40Speaker 6: next I finished and she said, okay, and now let's
- 29:43Speaker 6: try it brighter lighter.
- 29:45Speaker 2: So it was the same direction. Wow, yeah, take my
- 29:48Speaker 2: direction and this time do it exactly.
- 29:52Speaker 6: Listen to it and then do it. So, yeah, I've
- 29:54Speaker 6: sort of forgotten how horrendous they can be, so humiliating, humiliating.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Thanks, so lighter and brighter. Right, So let's say the
- 30:02Speaker 3: line was listen to the Big Show, right, yeah, lighter
- 30:06Speaker 3: and brighter. Is that like, listen to the Big Show.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Listen to the Big Show? Yeah, lan.
- 30:13Speaker 2: A massive balls and my voice is just how it is.
- 30:16Speaker 6: Yeah, throw it away, it's no big deal.
- 30:18Speaker 2: A lot of these sorts of things, and it's like, look, this.
- 30:22Speaker 6: Is what this is me, this is this is what
- 30:25Speaker 6: I do.
- 30:26Speaker 2: That's what you don't. So anyway, I read my agent yeah,
- 30:31Speaker 2: and I just said it was me.
- 30:33Speaker 6: Yeah, and I said, look, that's probably not going to
- 30:36Speaker 6: get any fear than that, and then my actual agents said,
- 30:38Speaker 6: oh no, she said you were really good. It's like, well,
- 30:42Speaker 6: did she actually say, well, no, she's that's what that's
- 30:44Speaker 6: what she said. So she's either been kind or she's
- 30:47Speaker 6: got terrible taste. Yeah, and I'm open to being given
- 30:51Speaker 6: the job incorrectly with bad casting. Yes, I'm one hundred
- 30:55Speaker 6: percent open to that.
- 30:56Speaker 3: So you've been saying that you haven't been acting much
- 30:57Speaker 3: because you've been saying.
- 30:59Speaker 6: No, I've been saying no. But yeah, but now yeah,
- 31:02Speaker 6: I don't think I'll be hearing from them again.
- 31:05Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Fellers have got some egg chat.
- 31:12Speaker 8: Great egg chat with the fellas. If you don't know
- 31:24Speaker 8: about egg chat on the Big Show.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Basically been getting really into my eggs lately, and every
- 31:29Speaker 3: now and then I just did a bit of a
- 31:30Speaker 3: chat about it. So the other day, Yeah, it was
- 31:38Speaker 3: actually last night. Here's why I sent through the group
- 31:40Speaker 3: chat last night. Hey, eigg chat. I made my wife
- 31:43Speaker 3: an omelet, right because we weren't that hungry. She just
- 31:47Speaker 3: wanted an omelet.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 31:52Speaker 3: In the omelet, three eggs, only two yolks. You're gonna
- 31:57Speaker 3: get rid of one of the yolks for some reason.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Don't know why. Maybe it's like less cholesterols. I have
- 32:01Speaker 3: no idea.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Never heard of wasting good food, Kesey, that's not a
- 32:04Speaker 2: good look old money shocker.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. Actually there's a waste.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Of money that is shocking. Well you didn't just check
- 32:15Speaker 2: it away, did you?
- 32:16Speaker 6: Nah that you did.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Anyway, that's how she likes it, and I've basically figured
- 32:25Speaker 3: out long and short of it is. After eating the omelet,
- 32:28Speaker 3: she called me her little mushroom, her little omelet king,
- 32:35Speaker 3: a little mushroom king. No, not a little mushroom king,
- 32:38Speaker 3: a little mushroom that's.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Because that was a very interesting slip of.
- 32:44Speaker 6: The toe, A little button mushroom king.
- 32:49Speaker 2: You're my little button mushroom king.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Keysy, button mushroom King, Keysy is not going to become
- 32:55Speaker 3: a thing on the show. She said, I was her
- 33:01Speaker 3: omelet king right because I made the perfect omelet. She
- 33:05Speaker 3: said it was like just cooked nice and sort of
- 33:09Speaker 3: fluffy and silky smooth in the center. It had mushrooms
- 33:12Speaker 3: and it HiT's what I was gonna say, mushrooms, a
- 33:14Speaker 3: little bit of cheese, some spinach wilted in their onions
- 33:17Speaker 3: and capsicum. She said it was the best omelet she's
- 33:20Speaker 3: ever had, and then called me her omelet king, her
- 33:23Speaker 3: omelet king.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Are we gonna have to what is the point of
- 33:28Speaker 2: this chick. What do you mean it's egg chip?
- 33:35Speaker 6: So what do we need to get a hey, keazy
- 33:38Speaker 6: a number one best in the wiltsting made up you
- 33:42Speaker 6: patting yourself on the back, rigging your own bell.
- 33:48Speaker 2: We're humble people on this showy.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Oh, I guess it is. I mean I was just
- 33:55Speaker 3: really proud because I only learned to make omelets like
- 33:57Speaker 3: a couple of months ago.
- 33:58Speaker 6: Stairs on the inside, me ask a serious question?
- 34:02Speaker 2: Can I ask a serious question?
- 34:04Speaker 3: Is it egg related?
- 34:05Speaker 4: No?
- 34:06Speaker 2: Okay, is what really happened? Yeah, you're in the boudoir.
- 34:14Speaker 3: I wasn't in the boudoir, and you're.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Walking towards your wife, who's in bed naked.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Why is she naked?
- 34:23Speaker 2: Well, I mean she might not be. No, you're sorry
- 34:26Speaker 2: you're naked. And as you're walking towards her naked, she says,
- 34:29Speaker 2: there you are a little button mushroom.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason, that's right.
- 34:38Speaker 2: I knew.
- 34:39Speaker 3: That's why I brought up egg chat because bud mushroom
- 34:42Speaker 3: king Kisy's a new nickname. I'm looking to get off
- 34:46Speaker 3: the ground.
- 34:46Speaker 6: But let's have a look at the text. Yeah, come
- 34:48Speaker 6: through already.
- 34:50Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
- 34:56Speaker 1: the Radio, Hdarky gig A little fund is open.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the reality is we're getting into good season Fellers,
- 35:10Speaker 2: spring and summer on the way. My mim have got
- 35:13Speaker 2: some cash to give away. Let's go to yes Kezy
- 35:16Speaker 2: you good men, Thanks man, get a injury your massive backbone?
- 35:22Speaker 2: House life?
- 35:23Speaker 4: How are you.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Good thing?
- 35:26Speaker 6: What do you do for a cross sico?
- 35:29Speaker 4: I'm into a little bit of passion services, sorry, pastoral.
- 35:39Speaker 2: When you say partial services, do you mean like distributing
- 35:42Speaker 2: poos and stuff.
- 35:44Speaker 4: That seeds and uh twittering plants and stuff like that.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good good. I never check to your offline
- 35:53Speaker 2: actually there and you've got a few seeds and need
- 35:55Speaker 2: But now listen, mate, what gick do you want to
- 35:58Speaker 2: go and see?
- 36:00Speaker 4: I would love to go see Dave Dobbin and Jimmy Carr.
- 36:07Speaker 3: He comes on tour, he goes to so many he
- 36:09Speaker 3: does he do so many locations, which is awesome and
- 36:13Speaker 3: it's interesting.
- 36:13Speaker 2: There's that two in a row we've had for old David.
- 36:17Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, well he is an icon, isn't He's
- 36:19Speaker 2: a New Zealand legend.
- 36:21Speaker 3: He is Andrew. Good news is mate, You've got turn
- 36:25Speaker 3: fifty bucks thanks to super Liga. You know what good stuff, mate.
- 36:31Speaker 2: You enjoy that. Andrew, give us a text and tell
- 36:34Speaker 2: us how the gig was. Don't call us on that
- 36:36Speaker 2: phone you got run there. Yeah sounds pretty windy there, Andrew,
- 36:41Speaker 2: was he?
- 36:44Speaker 3: What do they say about AMU jays?
- 36:46Speaker 4: No?
- 36:46Speaker 2: No, no, neither.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Oh more chances to win, by the way, We've got
- 36:52Speaker 3: more cash.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Cheers what carry on?
- 36:55Speaker 3: Cheers to gigs, Cheers to superlicer, cheers to that.
- 36:57Speaker 2: There's not the one with the big car today.
- 37:00Speaker 3: No, it's all cooney.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy. Tune
- 37:09Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Welcome back at Messive Backbones. How's your Thursday going well?
- 37:14Speaker 2: I hope you're listening to the Big Show, brought to
- 37:17Speaker 2: you by Reburger.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Serving good times and good food dyning or takeaway Reburger today.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya yah yah yeah yeah man. Yeah.
- 37:30Speaker 9: Sorry, So I'm actually feeling like I'm actually feeling like
- 37:41Speaker 9: a rum duly obtious.
- 37:44Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, man, We're just way out of sync
- 37:46Speaker 3: right now.
- 37:47Speaker 2: Is that one of those things where your finger slips?
- 37:49Speaker 2: Keezy No.
- 37:50Speaker 3: What happens is I panic because we're quiet. Oh so
- 37:53Speaker 3: I fire one off, but obviously you what, I fire
- 37:57Speaker 3: one off one of the reburger stocks, and then obviously,
- 38:01Speaker 3: you know you do go to do the same thing.
- 38:02Speaker 3: It's just a cluss anyway, what you're saying, just on the.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Just on the firing off though that This just happened
- 38:09Speaker 2: to me about half an hour ago, just because I
- 38:12Speaker 2: had to go wheeze, and I went into the cubicle
- 38:14Speaker 2: there and there was another guy that came in after me,
- 38:16Speaker 2: and he was using one of the little wall yearine
- 38:19Speaker 2: alls just whip an ass. Yeah, I mean, I love
- 38:23Speaker 2: that you mean to do it?
- 38:25Speaker 6: If he can't do it, I'm assuming you can't do
- 38:27Speaker 6: it outside of the bath.
- 38:29Speaker 2: And does he mean to go? Well, look there's three,
- 38:31Speaker 2: there were three of us, and you don't just whip past,
- 38:34Speaker 2: do you know? I don't think so. Like if that
- 38:36Speaker 2: was me, i'd do my wheeze. Then I'd go outside
- 38:40Speaker 2: and pretend I was looking at my tomatoes. But well,
- 38:45Speaker 2: I'd go outside and then I'd rear pass and just
- 38:48Speaker 2: let it wafted away with the breeze. I wouldn't do
- 38:50Speaker 2: it in the toilet. When there's two people really close
- 38:53Speaker 2: to you, you know what I mean?
- 38:55Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I hear you, but I admire that
- 38:57Speaker 3: that person.
- 38:58Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't do it either, but I
- 39:00Speaker 6: can see is thinking like it's the bathroom, like he
- 39:02Speaker 6: just didn't care.
- 39:03Speaker 3: Imagine the bathroom.
- 39:05Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the and poohs and that. I mean, I
- 39:10Speaker 6: know what you're saying. Don't get me wrong. You wouldn't
- 39:12Speaker 6: find me doing it, and I would think it was
- 39:13Speaker 6: funny if someone else is still just founded.
- 39:17Speaker 9: Gross.
- 39:18Speaker 2: Did you get his number? Yeah? I did. Yam three four.
- 39:31Speaker 3: If you need anything, Also, if you would like to
- 39:34Speaker 3: win courtside tickets to go watch the Breakers play this weekend.
- 39:38Speaker 3: It's happening Sunday nights. It takes the word bench to
- 39:41Speaker 3: three four eight three and you go on the drawer
- 39:45Speaker 3: for you and three mates to sit courtside to watch
- 39:48Speaker 3: the Melbourne Phoenix.
- 39:49Speaker 2: How good?
- 39:50Speaker 3: Yeah man, it's the backbone bench.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole archy.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio.
- 40:00Speaker 2: He am there on the radio. Ho Lanky Big show
- 40:03Speaker 2: this Tuesday evening. Fellas, I'm a little bit tired because I,
- 40:07Speaker 2: as I said, I had a terrible sleep last night.
- 40:11Speaker 2: It wasn't helped by the fact that at midnight I
- 40:14Speaker 2: got to call on my old cell phone there, which
- 40:16Speaker 2: I keep beside the bed, your old one, your old
- 40:19Speaker 2: cell phone now is just my cell Yeah, just sitting
- 40:23Speaker 2: there on the bed there, and you know, and being
- 40:27Speaker 2: a father of four daughters, you know, and got I
- 40:30Speaker 2: always freak out about that sort of stuff. So I
- 40:32Speaker 2: answered it. And you can imagine my surprise when old
- 40:36Speaker 2: Keasey's wife started talking. Now, she was absolutely blubbing. She
- 40:44Speaker 2: was really upset midnight. It was midnight and you were
- 40:49Speaker 2: fast asleep. Probably what what do you know?
- 40:54Speaker 3: You can't just do face all you have to say.
- 40:57Speaker 2: We were on the radio. I can't say it on
- 40:59Speaker 2: the radio. No, he was actually fastest sleep making because
- 41:01Speaker 2: I could hear his massive snarls hacking away at there.
- 41:05Speaker 2: How could she can sleep with that? I don't know.
- 41:07Speaker 2: She couldn't.
- 41:09Speaker 3: She got sns hacks away at the air, you know what,
- 41:12Speaker 3: me just snoring, You know what I mean.
- 41:16Speaker 2: It's like a chain saw, a train saw. Anyway, Anyway,
- 41:22Speaker 2: she said to me, she says, well, she was really
- 41:24Speaker 2: upset because I don't know if you guys remember this,
- 41:27Speaker 2: I asked to borrow Keysey's water blaster, and he was like, yeah, man,
- 41:31Speaker 2: that's all ge And then he went home that night
- 41:34Speaker 2: and he mentioned it to his wife and she said, no,
- 41:36Speaker 2: I'm actually I don't actually want Hoddy Jay to borrow it.
- 41:39Speaker 2: And I'm going to be honest. When when Keysy told
- 41:42Speaker 2: me that, I was pretty hurt that all we talk
- 41:45Speaker 2: all the time on the phone, and you know, I
- 41:47Speaker 2: help her sort of, you know, dealing with Keysy and
- 41:50Speaker 2: you know, how to best manage him and all that
- 41:52Speaker 2: sort of stuff, because she gets quite emotional, she gets
- 41:56Speaker 2: a bit lost sometimes and I just have to temper
- 41:59Speaker 2: on by he does on me. But so that's why
- 42:02Speaker 2: it was particularly painful that she said no to me
- 42:07Speaker 2: using it, you know, because I've helped her out a lot.
- 42:10Speaker 2: But anyway, she said, look, Hoidy j old jiz Bot,
- 42:14Speaker 2: she said, did she say that? Yeah, Look, I feel
- 42:18Speaker 2: really bad about the whole water spraying thing, and she.
- 42:21Speaker 3: Go to a water spray what's it called again?
- 42:23Speaker 4: Water?
- 42:26Speaker 2: And I've had to think about it and I've changed
- 42:28Speaker 2: my mind. Of course you can borrow it. Okay, of
- 42:32Speaker 2: course you can borrow I don't even know why I
- 42:34Speaker 2: said no. It's just that, you know, we've let things
- 42:37Speaker 2: to other people and they never come back, and.
- 42:39Speaker 6: But she must know that you're not like that. It
- 42:41Speaker 6: feels like she's lying, Like what's she hiding? But I
- 42:43Speaker 6: don't know, man, what do you mean?
- 42:44Speaker 3: She's like, well, it's so she said that because this
- 42:47Speaker 3: morning she literally pulled me aside, right because I was
- 42:50Speaker 3: like over there, she pulled me in aside. She said, hey,
- 42:55Speaker 3: keazy taking knee, taking knee And she said, I was
- 42:57Speaker 3: talking to old Jizbot last night. Yeah, well you were
- 43:00Speaker 3: hacking phone on a cell, your phone where you were
- 43:03Speaker 3: hacking away at an idea with your And I was like, oh,
- 43:05Speaker 3: that's a weird way to put it. And she said,
- 43:09Speaker 3: up to side to let and borrow the water bluster,
- 43:10Speaker 3: but we may as well borrow something off him because
- 43:12Speaker 3: we need a few things at the moment, and that
- 43:13Speaker 3: way we know that not like a hostage situation, but
- 43:17Speaker 3: battering if you yeah, yeah, it's a transaction, right, Like
- 43:20Speaker 3: you're not just taking our water bluster. We'll take something
- 43:23Speaker 3: off you and then we'll swap once we finished with it.
- 43:25Speaker 2: Is that all good?
- 43:27Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, that's fine. And so I
- 43:28Speaker 3: said I'll run it past forty j So what do
- 43:29Speaker 3: you reckon?
- 43:30Speaker 2: Sure?
- 43:30Speaker 3: Man, it's a good time because I had, well, literally
- 43:33Speaker 3: this week, I was going to go buy a power drill. Yeah,
- 43:35Speaker 3: my power drill absolutely shat itself a lot. Yes, have
- 43:39Speaker 3: you got one?
- 43:40Speaker 2: Yes? Can I borrow it?
- 43:41Speaker 4: No?
- 43:43Speaker 6: Right?
- 43:44Speaker 3: I feel like that's quite an even trade.
- 43:46Speaker 2: I don't.
- 43:48Speaker 3: Right, Well, we've got a list stuf. I've got a
- 43:51Speaker 3: shoping list of stuff I was going to borrow it
- 43:52Speaker 3: buy here. Do you have a wheelbarrow?
- 43:55Speaker 2: Yes?
- 43:55Speaker 3: Can I borrow that?
- 43:56Speaker 2: No?
- 44:00Speaker 3: Our blender broke. We're making banana smoothies and we freeze
- 44:05Speaker 3: little bits of banana, so yeah, it broke it. Yeah, yeah,
- 44:09Speaker 3: can we borrow yours?
- 44:10Speaker 2: And you think no, no, no, And you think, when
- 44:13Speaker 2: you've got that sort of maniacal behavior going on, then
- 44:15Speaker 2: I'm going to let you borrow mine.
- 44:17Speaker 3: It's not Monifa, it's just frozen Nana's. It's not okay.
- 44:21Speaker 2: She breaks them up into a little bit, doesn't she.
- 44:23Speaker 3: And then freezes them so they're good to go.
- 44:26Speaker 6: She thought that was a good idea. It turns out
- 44:27Speaker 6: as a shocking idea. Yeah, because it broke you shock?
- 44:30Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 44:31Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, can I shovel, snapped your shovel?
- 44:35Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 44:35Speaker 3: Can I use your shovel?
- 44:36Speaker 4: No?
- 44:40Speaker 3: Can I bum a dart off you?
- 44:42Speaker 1: You've got a deal mate, The Hurdarchy Big Show week
- 44:46Speaker 1: days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Stone Temple pilots here on the radio, holdankey big show
- 44:52Speaker 2: this Thursday evening. The fellas I think so our good
- 44:54Speaker 2: mates Diamonds on Richmond. We've got an eight thousand dollars
- 44:57Speaker 2: engagement ring to give away. But before we get to that,
- 45:01Speaker 2: I've got a question I need to ask you, and
- 45:02Speaker 2: i want you to take it seriously please. Right as
- 45:06Speaker 2: you know, I didn't buy my wife an engagement ring,
- 45:10Speaker 2: and now I'm thinking, you know, because I was broken,
- 45:13Speaker 2: we were raising fifty kids. Now that I'm loaded, yeah,
- 45:20Speaker 2: should I Should I buy her one?
- 45:22Speaker 6: Now?
- 45:23Speaker 2: Is it too late? It's too late? Yeah? Thank God
- 45:29Speaker 2: for that.
- 45:29Speaker 3: No, because I'm the opposite opinion, I think you definitely
- 45:31Speaker 3: should not.
- 45:32Speaker 6: An engagement ring. Other jewelry, yes, right, an engagement.
- 45:36Speaker 2: Ring, okay, yeah, because we're not engaged at the time
- 45:39Speaker 2: has gone and passed, so it's something like a beautiful
- 45:44Speaker 2: diamond brooch or something like that.
- 45:46Speaker 6: Yeah, every woman, you know under the age of one
- 45:50Speaker 6: hundred wants a broach.
- 45:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's got diamonds in it.
- 45:55Speaker 6: Mogi the brooch parts the issue. Jason ra would go
- 45:58Speaker 6: with bracelet. You can still do a diamond ring, It's
- 46:01Speaker 6: just not an engagement ring. You see what I'm saying.
- 46:04Speaker 3: You could do something like slightly alternative, like a toe ring. Oh, yes,
- 46:08Speaker 3: you have a toe ring. What about a nipple ring
- 46:10Speaker 3: or a nipple ring.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Okay, let's get to the competition show line.
- 46:15Speaker 3: We took it seriously.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah my wife a nipple ring? All right? All right, fine, okay, well.
- 46:21Speaker 3: I know that she'll be gutted to hear that. If
- 46:23Speaker 3: you're here to Hodak you dot co dot in zen
- 46:25Speaker 3: and sign yourself up there you can go on the
- 46:27Speaker 3: drawd to win that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
- 46:29Speaker 3: thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. And also just by getting
- 46:32Speaker 3: in the drawer, we'll send you out a Hdaki nudge pad,
- 46:34Speaker 3: which is a special knee pad designed to make you basically,
- 46:37Speaker 3: you know, get on your message and the old one knee.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Plus if you just have a sore knee at the moment,
- 46:43Speaker 3: get a free little knee base. So's a that's a
- 46:45Speaker 3: good way to go down as well.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Well, I actually did see them out there in the office.
- 46:48Speaker 2: I've just arrived. It look bloody glad. I might steal
- 46:50Speaker 2: a couple from a volleyball when I'm doing a social volleyball.
- 46:54Speaker 3: You how many players on a volleyball team?
- 46:58Speaker 2: Five? So close?
- 47:00Speaker 4: Is it?
- 47:01Speaker 2: What is it six?
- 47:02Speaker 3: It is six?
- 47:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a social team, so they have five. Okay.
- 47:07Speaker 3: By the way, if you hit into diamonds on Richmond,
- 47:09Speaker 3: they will look after if you're planning on purchasing a ring,
- 47:11Speaker 3: especially for an engagement and if you do it and
- 47:14Speaker 3: say Radio Hodaki sent you this October, they will give
- 47:17Speaker 3: you a complimentary pair of diamond ear rings with every
- 47:20Speaker 3: engagement ring purchased.
- 47:21Speaker 2: There you go, Jameson.
- 47:22Speaker 6: You will speak to the cheek bastardn't you.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what actually that that does speak
- 47:27Speaker 2: to me. So if I buy a ring for I
- 47:29Speaker 2: get some free ear rings.
- 47:30Speaker 3: Diamond engagement ring.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Yeah, the hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. There's a big
- 47:50Speaker 2: show down in Dusted Thursday. Fellers. I'm always glad to
- 47:55Speaker 2: get Thursday out of the way. I don't know why.
- 47:57Speaker 2: It's my hump day. Call me a mad bastard.
- 48:00Speaker 3: Friday tomorrow meant to be nice weather.
- 48:05Speaker 2: What are you gonna do for the Throbber thing? Damn it,
- 48:09Speaker 2: we'll think of something tomorrow.
- 48:11Speaker 3: Yeah, you can put a little bit of thought until.
- 48:13Speaker 2: If we don't have to, we can just do another
- 48:15Speaker 2: wild Card if you want.
- 48:16Speaker 3: You're fully out, aren't you?
- 48:19Speaker 6: You hate the throb Yeah, he's winning, man, What are
- 48:22Speaker 6: you talking about? He's a champ.
- 48:24Speaker 2: Yeah, hang out. Listening to the podcast out through today?
- 48:27Speaker 2: What we got? See what's the clip they clip Wolf?
- 48:31Speaker 3: They clipped the warf a little clip here called lights Out.
- 48:34Speaker 3: I can't remember at all what it's about, you know, I.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Know, and then well and then just what lights out?
- 48:46Speaker 2: Oh wow?
- 48:46Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but you'd probably be a vegetable I reckon
- 48:50Speaker 6: for a while, you know, like your mouth the jar
- 48:53Speaker 6: and just drool coming out, someone having to wipe you down.
- 48:56Speaker 3: We'll still wheeling into the studio, Jesson, you're still.
- 49:00Speaker 6: Hoy dribble.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that was my chat about getting stabbing pains
- 49:12Speaker 2: in my head.
- 49:12Speaker 6: Always think it's aneurysm and Moggie is always filled me
- 49:16Speaker 6: with joy with suggesting I was on the brink of
- 49:18Speaker 6: an aneurysm. Well, I think it's the only way to
- 49:21Speaker 6: deal with it, isn't it, Because here's your say, is
- 49:22Speaker 6: the every day Joseph's got some other affliction.
- 49:26Speaker 3: It's not just that too, it's just a complete inability
- 49:29Speaker 3: to go to the doctor. Ever, So now I'm just like, yeah,
- 49:32Speaker 3: it's probably an aneurysm. Yeah you go, you go, I'll
- 49:35Speaker 3: drive you to the doctor.
- 49:38Speaker 2: Okay, really yeah, Hey, now listen, make sure you check
- 49:42Speaker 2: up the actually, don't check up the Instagram at the moment.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Just flag it for today, check it tomorrow, see what's
- 49:49Speaker 2: going on.
- 49:49Speaker 7: The video will still be up, not if I have
- 49:52Speaker 7: my choice. And also check out the podcasts. Yeah they
- 49:57Speaker 7: are going off, absolutely, numbers are through the roof. But
- 50:01Speaker 7: until tomorrow, you have a great knight.
- 50:03Speaker 4: See you like that.
- 50:07Speaker 2: M hmm.