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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - I Pitty the Fool, Who Doesn't Know Astrid Tind! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Big announcement.
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A member of the Clydesdale media team
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qualified for Rogue.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy, bring the heat.
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Crossfit, move it.
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Music on repeat.
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High-fiber hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate.
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Tune in now, you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime!
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Oh, man.
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Pavarotti would be impressed.
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So,
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have you seen the movie O Sole Mio?
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know what i know what it is but
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no i haven't so it is um it's
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kevin james yeah and it's it takes place
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in italy um the premise is for his
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wedding right correct yeah the premise is
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they go to italy for their wedding the
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his fiance stands him up and he is
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left at the altar uh and then he
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goes into an anxiety panic attack and
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there it goes from there it's i wouldn't
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say it's like a typical um kevin james
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comedy type thing it's more of a rom-com
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right but there's there's a scene in it
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and this is why i'm bringing it up
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is andre bucelli plays a big part in
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this whole movie all right and there's a
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scene where
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To prove his love,
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Kevin James gets up and sings a Buccelli
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song in front of Buccelli.
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As one does.
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I did the same thing for Jennifer a
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while back.
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In front of Andre Buccelli?
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Yeah.
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Him standing right there beside you?
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He lives down the street.
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Oh.
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Buccelli's Cajun?
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All this time I thought he was Italian.
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Yeah.
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It's the same thing, dude.
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We're a big melting pot down there.
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That's all Italian, French-Canadian,
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Cajun.
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There's a bunch of it.
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It's a bunch of Irish people, actually.
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Well,
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the point I was trying to get to
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before you derailed the show for the eight
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thousandth time.
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You're welcome.
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Is that the balls it had to take
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even as an actor.
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Oh, yeah.
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To sing Buccelli in front of Buccelli.
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Right.
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And then I believe if I remember it
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correctly,
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Buccelli starts singing with him.
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And the whole time he's accompanying him
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on the piano.
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It did.
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Yeah.
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No, thank you.
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I don't like, let me, I say,
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I don't like singing in front of people,
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but I can't imagine singing a cover of
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one of my favorite bands songs while
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they're there.
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Like that was, that would be,
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you know what I mean?
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Much less a world-class, uh,
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I don't know, opera singer,
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whatever you want to call him.
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I would call him an opera singer.
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Well, you know, tenor, whatever.
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Yeah,
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I don't know the opera technical terms.
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Right.
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I can't see doing that because,
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like I said,
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even as an actor doing that on camera,
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knowing that it's for a bit in the
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movie, how that would end up.
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Like, I would be shitting my pants.
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Yeah.
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Because Kevin James is not known for his
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tenor voice.
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As it turns out.
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As it turns out.
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As it turns out, Kevin James,
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mostly physical comedy,
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not so much opera as it is.
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Retired Steve says,
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you would nail Eye of the Tiger.
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Eye of the Tiger is not my thing.
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I mean, I know it.
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Obviously, not my thing.
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That is a perfect example of a song
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that when it first came out,
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part of Rocky III.
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I'm a major Rocky fan.
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Love that song to death.
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And then it got played every single day
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of the eighties.
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You know what's fun to do?
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It's fun to do.
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So when I bought my Jeep,
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whoever had it before me,
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because I bought it slightly used,
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it's the sport model,
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but they paid for the sub in the
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back and like the extra speakers and shit
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like that.
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So like the sound system is outstanding in
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it.
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Every once in a while,
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the street that the gym is on,
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it's just one long straight shot from stop
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sign to stop sign.
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If you leave out the gym,
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run to one stop sign and other stop
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sign back to gym, it's a mile, right?
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So every once in a while,
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if I turn down the street going to
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the gym and class is going on and
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people are running down the street,
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I'll put all four windows down and play
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Eye of the Tiger as loud as I
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possibly can while just creeping on by
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them.
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speaking of that too i i had just
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gotten over like my overplayed survivor
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eye of the tiger right and then i
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went to film rudy berger doing the open
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one ear and that was one of his
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songs on his list for every workout i
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love rudy i love that dude of course
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it was of course it was
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and and he they would like everything
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about rudy's like online training was so
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precision he has a crew that like do
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set up camera work the whole bit and
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he would the lineup was that i the
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tiger had to hit it just the right
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time of the workout in that moment where
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he needed it the most and they knew
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it was like what the six minute and
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twenty three second mark
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That's planning right there.
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I don't give a damn what anybody tell
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you.
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That's planning.
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And probably why he has four world
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championships.
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Well, if you've ever met Lynette,
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and I mean, you and I have, obviously,
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but if you've ever met his wife,
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she leaves nothing to chance, dude.
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Nothing.
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That woman is a hell of a coach.
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She is unbelievably prepared and knows him
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down to the millisecond.
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It's insane.
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I love it.
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I don't know what the two of them
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do in their day jobs,
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but I know it involves spreadsheets for
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both of them,
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and it is abundantly clear that they are
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in the right profession.
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Yeah, correct.
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Because their workouts are done in
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spreadsheet style.
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Yeah, which is bananas crazy to me.
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It is.
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I'm so not even anti-spreadsheet,
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but just not good at it.
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It's not a thing I have to do
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in my daily job.
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My wife, God bless her.
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She is a fantastic,
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she loves spreadsheets.
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She will make one quick, fast,
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and in a hurry.
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And matter of fact,
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she's been taking care of my hours at
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the gym,
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like submitting my hours every month and
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whatnot.
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And every month she goes,
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you need to learn how to do this
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on your own.
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And I'm like,
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but you're so good at it.
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Every plan I've ever had in a CrossFit
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workout...
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has the wheels have come off the bus
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probably a minute in.
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So me planning anything is worthless
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because it's just a waste of time.
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Because the minute I get into a workout,
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it didn't go the way I thought it
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was going to go.
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No, I mean,
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whichever way you want to look at it,
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whether it's everybody's got a plan until
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they get punched in the mouth or no
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plan survives contact with the enemy,
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that type of deal,
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it's all true for the most part.
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If you are a regular, average,
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everyday athlete,
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you go into the gym and you look
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at something and you go, oh,
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I'm going to do this, this, this,
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and this until the third this hits and
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then all of a sudden shit just gets
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sideways.
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jose ramirez says check out the excel i
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i don't know if this was a typo
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or meant to be excel word championships
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it's a thing um or is it world
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championships
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Oh, Word.
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Yeah, no, it's World.
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I don't know if they're combining two of
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the Microsoft's Excel and Word.
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One competition.
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Have you ever put anything from Excel into
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Word or put anything from Word to Excel
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and it just completely detonated your
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computer,
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lit it on fire and called the cops
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and shit because it doesn't work.
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There was a time in my life where
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I worked as a statistician.
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Trust me.
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I have moved things from Access, Excel,
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and Word back and forth between all of
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this stuff.
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Yeah.
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No, thank you.
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Our producer,
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who was a no-show today and will be
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demerited for such,
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six consecutive weeks at number one on the
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U.S.
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Billboard charts, hot one hundred,
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and was named the second best performing
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single of nineteen eighty two in the
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United States,
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keeping it in heavy rotation across the
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globe.
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And look who showed up to get rid
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of that demerit.
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Right.
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As soon as you say she's going to
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get demerit, like, oh, holy shit,
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let me clock in.
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clock in.
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Dude.
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The minute we get a time clock,
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it's time to shut it down.
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A hundred percent.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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When I was working construction,
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I'm working for Gulf South Pylons.
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This is freaking twenty years ago.
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We go to the yard every now and
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again to load up for another job or
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whatever.
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The yard guy in there, Pat,
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we would mess with him sometimes because
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he would wear
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He'd have, like, camouflage pants on with,
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you know,
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like a football jersey or whatever else.
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Like,
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his hair was seventeen different
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directions and whatnot.
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And, you know, Pat, for real, like,
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what happened to you, my brother?
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And he said,
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the day I got to come in here
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looking good for you, MFers.
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He said, the day I'm quitting this place.
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That is a fair.
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That's fair, my brother.
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That is fair.
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Trained with the punny humor,
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how the pivot tables have turned.
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I can't see the word pivot without knowing
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that this... It's friends.
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Little secret, little known fact.
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When we do these shows and I shut
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it all down and I walk away,
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I can't remember a thing we talked about.
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Oh, no.
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God, no.
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If it wasn't for Vicky making a thumbnail,
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the times that she is not available to
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do that,
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I almost have to re-listen to the show
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to then make the thumbnail because I can't
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remember.
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Now,
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there are those epic moments where I
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misspeak and that stays with me long after
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the show is over.
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I don't remember you ever saying anything
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you weren't supposed to say.
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It's kind of weird.
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But for the most part,
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we are so off the rails.
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I have no idea what we've just talked
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about.
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Right.
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oh yeah wow and it takes me back
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to the time my wife booed survivors lead
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guitarist off the stage
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I'm just trying to picture it because
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Julie's so nice.
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Right?
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And like the behind the scenes content
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that like she just took it on herself
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to film and whatnot.
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And then the same person is like,
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get off the stage.
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You suck.
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Her quote was, you're not Jimmy Page.
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That's outstanding.
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You guys aren't off the rails.
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You just create your own rails.
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That's a great way to put that.
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That's fair.
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That's fair.
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That's fair.
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You know what?
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The fun part about that is I love
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is that before we started Scott tech,
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I got my notes together for the day
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and I was like, Ooh,
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we actually have stuff to talk about.
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Cool.
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Because I don't know if y'all figured it
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out yesterday or not,
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but we had absolutely no plan.
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We were building the rails as we went.
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Yeah, we had zero plans, zero direction,
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none whatsoever.
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It's kind of like the East-West Railroad
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that everybody just kind of built it in
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their own direction and hoped they met in
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the middle.
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Yeah, there was a whole lot of this.
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I think it was an old Bugs Bunny
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cartoon where they get to the middle and
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they're like off by ten feet.
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Like one's here and one's there.
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Son of a bitch.
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That's fantastic.
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We ended on Crepe Nuts.
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Hope to end better today.
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We're going to do what we can, Mark.
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Nothing sadder than a line of middle-aged
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men in car hearts with igloo coolers lined
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up at the time clock.
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That was, that was when I was,
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so in ninety-five, yeah,
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summer of ninety-five,
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I still had to punch a time cloud.
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Working at McDermott Shipyard and we
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punched in and punched out every single
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day.
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Like literally had to put all our time
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chords on the wall.
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Old school, baby.
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Yeah, I'll never forget.
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I went because I always had a time
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clock until I worked for the state of
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Ohio and the union somehow won a grievance
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that made it so it wasn't so.
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But before that,
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I started with where you slid in the
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card and it went right.
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Yeah.
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Then I got a job at this finance
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company and, um,
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and it was a plastic badge that you
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just kind of swipe like a credit card.
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Yeah.
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And there was no,
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there was no chung chung and I kind
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of missed it there for a little while.
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No,
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the last couple jobs I had like in
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the, uh,
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in the plant when I was doing maintenance
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stuff, that's what we had.
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Just a little badge and you let you
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in the gate and it took away all
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your time and all the other good shit.
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Well,
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before we completely go off the rails,
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there is a member of the Clydesdale crew
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who qualified for the Rogue Invitational.
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Was it Vicki?
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We need to check.
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I think she has the graphic so we
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can double check if Vicki made it.
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And there it is.
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Rogue posted this today.
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Wow,
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that is not clear or my glasses need
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cleaned.
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On the male side, we have Fabian Hermans.
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We have Nate Ackerman, Chris Ibarra,
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and Bailey Martin.
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None of those are Clydesdale crew.
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As it turns out.
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Bailey, give us a holler.
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We'll put you on, my man.
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And then female qualifiers are Emma Tall,
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Jennifer Muir, and Carolyn Prevost.
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Ironically, we're all at WFP last weekend.
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Yeah.
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How about that?
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How about that?
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Freaking Carolyn Prevost,
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thirty six years old.
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She's amazing.
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They only take twenty.
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They only take twenty.
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And she qualified.
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Killed it.
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Killing the game.
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She is like you said the other day,
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aging like fine wine,
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just getting better as she goes.
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caroline took that one percent better
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every day and ran with it yeah i
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love you absolutely love it it's i this
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season i mean she won the the thirty
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five to thirty nine year old masters um
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she's qualified for rogue she's killing
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wfp winning events there um
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It's like she has this rejuvenated
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athletic career this year.
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Is Carolyn Preville having the best year
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ever?
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For her?
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I don't know because she's won, what,
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twelve national championships in five
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different sports?
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That sounds right.
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Sounds accurate.
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This is just the CrossFit piece of it.
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What about the other four sports?
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Anna Anne fixing to launch her,
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literally the stuff that people used to
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launch themselves with, her Plyo program.
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I mean, it's...
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You can put the graphic down now, Vicki,
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if you... There we go.
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Yeah,
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what a advertisement marketing piece for
17:51
Plyo by Prevo.
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She had people at WFP after they saw
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her combine wanting to get on board.
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Oh,
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my girl Hannah Horty is trying to give
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her early access.
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Right.
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Hannah's like, no, no, no.
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Hannah's like, no, no, no.
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Let me beta test it.
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Heel, yeah.
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Heel, yeah.
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That's the best pump-up vibe on this show.
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If you get a heel, yeah, man,
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you are.
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You have an iPhone, more than likely.
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I love this from Wayne.
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Sorry, go ahead.
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I love this from Wayne.
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I'm sure they do,
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but I hope her students understand and
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appreciate what a badass she is and what
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a role model.
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So I've asked her this over and over
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again.
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Most of her students don't even know that
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this is what she does in her spare
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time.
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Because she doesn't...
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She doesn't broadcast.
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She hasn't advertised.
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Right.
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She was so in her feelings about actually
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taking off her shirt at WFP,
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which she's never done before in
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competition.
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Um, like just that in and of itself.
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And the reason she hasn't is because she
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has all those kids that she teaches.
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Right.
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She doesn't want to put that out there
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for them.
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Um, uh, so I hope, I mean, because
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If they look, they'll find it.
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It's not hard to find, right?
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It's on the internet.
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All you gotta do is Google her.
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I am certain you will get all of
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those things.
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But I hope they understand that, you know,
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the kids that she's teaching,
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they can see the value of hard work.
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They can see, you know,
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God, I hate to even say this,
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hard work pays off.
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Here's the other thing you have to
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remember is that it was summer.
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She just came back to class yesterday.
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That was the first day of school for
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her.
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So she did all this stuff this summer
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by winning the Masters Games, WFP,
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qualifying for Oak,
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all in the summertime when she doesn't
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have students.
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Right.
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Right.
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which is wild.
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And yes, she is Benjamin Button, clearly.
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So I am so proud of her.
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Again,
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I put out the reel this morning where
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Tommy Marquez was telling me that she was
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training the other athletes how to do both
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the five-ten-five and the broad jump.
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And he goes,
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I can't believe she's giving them her
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secrets.
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And if you know Carolyn,
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that's just who she is.
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I mean, first of all, why not?
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What's it going to hurt?
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If they're going to jump further than her,
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they're going to jump further than her.
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It's her going, hey, look,
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do it like this instead of like that.
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If they have the capacity,
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they're going to do it regardless.
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And what's it going to hurt?
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I never understood that.
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That's one heel of a summer.
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It is one heel of a summer.
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Absolutely.
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Now,
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if you watch the whole reel at the
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end, she goes,
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I kind of knew I had a shot
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at winning this thing.
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If I didn't,
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I probably wouldn't have helped them out.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Dude, the coach in most athletes...
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I know most of us can't help ourselves,
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especially at a master's event.
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We're in the back watching people getting
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warmed up for a snatch, and I'm like,
21:17
hey, man, you're doing this.
21:19
You should be doing this.
21:20
Hey, man, you're doing this.
21:21
You should be doing that.
21:24
Unsolicited advice happens in more warm-up
21:27
areas than you would probably be aware of
21:30
from other competitors because
21:33
I would say it's probably more of a
21:35
master's community thing because I don't
21:38
want them to do badly.
21:40
Right.
21:41
I just want to do better than them.
21:44
So like,
21:44
I don't want them to hurt themselves.
21:45
I don't want any of that kind of
21:46
stuff.
21:47
So I want you at your best so
21:50
that when I beat you, it feels good.
21:53
So I don't know if you guys know
21:54
this story.
21:55
I think I told it on here one
21:56
other time.
21:58
When I asked Carolyn to come on the
22:00
show and start being a contributor to the
22:03
show, she said,
22:07
I'll do the open and then that's all
22:10
I can commit to because I'm pretty busy.
22:13
Yeah.
22:13
That was two and a half years ago.
22:17
She didn't say which open.
22:22
And she,
22:22
I don't think she's missed more than a
22:24
handful of shows in two and a half
22:26
years.
22:27
And it's always,
22:27
it's never been because like, Oh,
22:29
I'm too tired or whatever.
22:30
It's because like she was traveling
22:31
somewhere or she had something that was
22:33
actually going on.
22:38
How about being a coach who judges?
22:39
It's really hard sometimes not to say
22:41
something during an event.
22:43
Sten, I am totally with you.
22:45
I mean,
22:46
I coached from fifteen to nineteen,
22:49
and I was a judge during half of
22:51
that time,
22:52
and it's really hard because when you're
22:58
judging, it's not about...
23:00
how the move how the move looks it's
23:02
did they hit the standard that's it and
23:04
it is so hard to shut that other
23:06
piece off in your head when you're judging
23:09
because you're only supposed to hit did
23:12
they hit the standard they they may have
23:15
looked like they were going to break their
23:16
spine in the middle of this but it
23:18
doesn't matter it looked like ariel's
23:21
strict breath
23:27
No,
23:27
that's one of the reasons why I hate
23:29
judging.
23:29
I really don't like it.
23:30
I'll do it at our gym for the
23:33
open because it's during the open.
23:35
Like I want to, I want everybody to,
23:37
you know,
23:37
to do well so I can judge and
23:38
also say, Hey man, look, pick it up.
23:40
Like, let's go, you know, Hey,
23:41
don't do this.
23:42
Don't do this or whatever the case may
23:44
be.
23:44
But as for like an actual comp.
23:49
Yeah, actual quote from Andrew Sten.
23:50
Man, that was a terrible squat,
23:52
but they got below parallel.
23:55
Yeah,
23:55
their knees were touching when they went
23:57
down and then all the way back up.
23:59
However,
24:00
they managed to get below parallel and get
24:02
all the way back up,
24:03
so here we are.
24:04
I'm sure Birch feels the same way.
24:10
Yeah, so that's it.
24:11
Congratulations, Carolyn.
24:12
That's awesome.
24:14
I also wanted to bring something up.
24:21
So I got called out on Instagram by
24:25
another media member that I've never met
24:27
in my life.
24:30
I don't even know... That's bold.
24:32
Let's see if I can find their name
24:33
here.
24:38
It doesn't matter.
24:40
But anyway, it's...
24:42
I think their posts,
24:44
when you go look at them,
24:45
and their profile is in another language.
24:49
So I think they're European.
24:50
But the story they put up calling me
24:52
out, and others as well,
24:54
was in full English.
24:55
So they knew enough to call me out.
25:02
And what is this in reference to?
25:04
This was in reference to Astrid Tins.
25:10
Okay.
25:10
Your look was like my look, right?
25:17
Holy smoke.
25:19
Okay.
25:20
And they went down and showed all the,
25:24
like that she was in the final heat
25:26
of the WFP at times and that she
25:29
was the highest finishing qualifier behind
25:32
paid Rogers by one point.
25:34
And like on, and I trust me,
25:37
Astrid Stinn is Astrid.
25:39
Now I can't even think of her name.
25:42
Whatever.
25:43
She is on my radar.
25:45
She killed the first day of Waterpalooza.
25:49
I have watched her at WFP.
25:51
Yes,
25:52
she is someone to look for in the
25:54
future.
25:56
I didn't say anything about her on a
25:57
reel or a show.
25:59
And so I am awful because all we
26:01
ever talked about are the top five.
26:09
so astrid tin that's what it's astrid tin
26:13
not astrid eleven or after nine it's a
26:16
whole different it's a whole different
26:17
people dude no come on so like literally
26:23
three cells of a story calling out me
26:26
and other mainstream media which there
26:29
wasn't that much at wfp right right like
26:33
so it's pretty much me yeah so it's
26:35
mostly just scott
26:37
holy smokes,
26:38
you didn't talk about this girl.
26:39
No,
26:40
there's a whole bunch of them I actually
26:41
also didn't talk about.
26:42
How about that?
26:43
Like, what else do you want to do?
26:45
There's a bunch of dudes I also did
26:46
not talk about whose names I also cannot
26:49
pronounce.
26:49
So maybe not.
26:54
I don't even think I even focused on
26:56
any one particular person.
26:59
We did talk about Emma Tall,
27:01
but in all fairness,
27:02
we haven't seen Emma Tall because she
27:05
didn't do the game season.
27:06
Correct.
27:07
We didn't see Laura Horvat because she
27:09
didn't do the game season.
27:11
So those were people that I hadn't seen
27:13
all year.
27:14
Now I'm seeing them in person,
27:16
and then I'm like, okay, I get this.
27:20
I want to see them.
27:21
I want to talk about them.
27:22
But really our main focus was Carolyn
27:24
Prevo because she's part of the family and
27:28
any other media outlet that would have a
27:30
member of their crew out on the floor,
27:33
they would talk about that individual.
27:37
And then other than that,
27:38
we were really just trying to give an
27:40
overarching view of the competition as a
27:42
whole.
27:43
That would be like,
27:43
if that would be like, if, uh,
27:48
the mayhem podcast came out and somebody
27:51
fussed at him for talking about paige
27:53
rogers and only paige rogers you guys were
27:56
just talking about paige rogers the entire
27:57
time well yeah she goes here so yeah
28:03
probably so holy smokes i talked about ty
28:06
jenkins a lot and he didn't finish in
28:08
the top five you're a horrible person
28:12
scott
28:14
It was you pick out moment.
28:16
And to be fair to Astrid,
28:20
my apologies up front,
28:21
she did not have a moment.
28:24
Yeah, overall in the weekend,
28:25
did she finish top ten?
28:27
I don't even know at this point because
28:29
she never had that moment that you're
28:31
going, wow, I need to talk about that.
28:36
Right.
28:36
She didn't win an event.
28:37
Like Amanda Jobs, we talked about her.
28:39
She finished like forty eighth,
28:41
but she won the ten K.
28:45
Carolyn won the combine,
28:47
so she gets talked about.
28:48
Ty Jenkins won the swim.
28:50
He gets talked about.
28:52
They had their moments.
28:53
Pat Vellner freaking blew his Achilles.
28:56
And then dropped a pig on his foot.
29:02
So, yeah,
29:03
we're going to probably talk about that.
29:05
Quinn Robinson didn't finish the weekend,
29:06
but he ran a four, four, forty.
29:09
You're going to get talked about.
29:11
It's weird how that works.
29:14
Weird how that works.
29:18
All this means is you finally made it.
29:20
I like this one up here that Vicky
29:23
starred.
29:24
Tell that person to whack off.
29:26
Yeah.
29:27
Wax on and whack off.
29:30
The whole country of Denmark hates Scott.
29:31
That's the one I want to play.
29:34
Everybody in Denmark now hates Scott.
29:36
Your travel options just got limited.
29:39
Sorry.
29:41
Is that where she's from?
29:42
Denmark?
29:42
She's Denmarkian?
29:45
My apologies.
29:46
I didn't do all my research on Astrid
29:48
Tinn before the show.
29:49
It turns out.
29:55
I was happy that I knew that she
29:56
did really well at Waterpalooza on day
29:58
one.
29:59
Right.
30:01
Now that Vicky's clocked in,
30:02
she can probably find out where Astrid
30:04
Tinn is from.
30:07
You're asking people online to be mature
30:09
and reasonable.
30:09
Come on, man.
30:11
It's so silly, dude.
30:14
Again,
30:14
it's like if somebody's coming up and
30:15
you're like, well, I mean, whoever,
30:19
pick somebody who finished top whatever,
30:21
finished top twelve.
30:22
You didn't mention them all weekend.
30:23
Well, no, of course I didn't.
30:26
There are like five hundred heats of
30:27
athletes at WFP.
30:30
Yes.
30:30
Yes.
30:32
Yes.
30:33
There's people all over the place.
30:35
I mean, come on.
30:36
Whoops.
30:36
Damn it.
30:37
Sorry.
30:40
You're going to get another mean mention
30:41
now.
30:42
Good.
30:43
Hey, it just means they're listening.
30:45
It means that they're listening.
30:46
Yes.
30:49
Good.
30:50
So good.
30:52
I have moments you don't talk about me.
30:55
We talk about you all the time.
30:56
We just can't say it on air.
30:58
We try not to get demonetized.
31:03
That person must eat plain Cheerios.
31:05
Plain Cheerios.
31:06
Or unfrosted shredded wheat.
31:08
Unfrosted shredded wheat.
31:11
Mattress stuffing.
31:13
Oh, my word.
31:17
I can't even.
31:18
I can't even.
31:22
Great job, whatever your name is.
31:25
Good job, you.
31:27
Hey,
31:27
who was that that just took seventh in
31:30
that event?
31:31
I don't know.
31:32
It was a female.
31:34
Not real sure, to be honest with you.
31:36
Is her name thing out there on the
31:38
floor?
31:39
No.
31:39
All right,
31:40
then I have absolutely no idea who that
31:41
is.
31:41
I'm going to have to go look at
31:41
Competition Corner and then try to
31:43
backpedal and figure it out from there.
31:46
Come on, man.
31:48
Be ready to talk about all the athletes
31:49
when Copenhagen comes around.
31:51
Oh, I better talk about Astrid Tinn.
31:52
That's her home country.
31:54
That's why Scott can't go to Copenhagen.
31:58
They've revoked my visa.
31:59
They've revoked his visa.
32:02
His travel just got way limited.
32:05
And talk about going full circle.
32:07
I don't know if people know this.
32:09
That reminds me of the old Real Men
32:10
of Genius commercials.
32:11
Do you know who sang that commercial?
32:14
Yes, I do.
32:15
The lead singer of Survivor.
32:21
That is a full, full, full circle moment.
32:25
I love it.
32:26
I absolutely love it.
32:27
Real man of genius.
32:30
I actually bought the CD of that because
32:33
I thought they were so funny.
32:34
Yeah.
32:35
It had all the commercials.
32:39
Those are so good, dude.
32:40
Those are so good.
32:43
See, he accidentally fell into it.
32:45
yeah here's to you mister and just
32:49
whatever some random bullshit so good dude
32:54
oh commercial style would be like here's
32:57
to you mr chalks up for a echo
33:00
bike ride yeah so here's to you mr
33:05
calls out member of the media for not
33:07
pointing out someone finished in the top
33:10
twelve that's
33:14
congratulations so i would i would love to
33:19
ask anybody who watched wfp this weekend
33:23
how much they thought about astrid tin
33:26
during their viewing experience
33:28
I would love to ask him if they
33:29
know who she is.
33:31
Let's start there.
33:33
Let's start there.
33:34
Let's back up a little bit and like,
33:36
oh, did you watch WFP?
33:37
Yes, I did.
33:38
Cool.
33:39
Did you watch Astrid Ten?
33:41
And if they go, who's that?
33:43
Then you can just stop the conversation
33:44
right there.
33:46
How did Astrid Ten do?
33:47
Who?
33:48
And they can't be Brian Friend.
33:51
It can't be Brian Frank or Patrick Clark
33:53
or, yeah,
33:54
like none of those guys who actually was,
33:56
you know,
33:56
had been in it the entire time.
34:00
Yeah.
34:00
Tell me who Astrid,
34:01
does John Young know who Astrid Ten is?
34:04
Let's find out.
34:07
Let's find out.
34:09
I know she finished in the top fifty.
34:11
I know she was somewhere in the top
34:13
fifty.
34:14
She was in a heat.
34:18
retired steve i was there and thought wait
34:21
who yeah there you go thank you thank
34:27
you um she is tall i'm not even
34:35
sure she's tall i think she's just thin
34:40
that's entirely possible
34:45
So let me... Where is it?
34:48
So everybody saw...
34:51
the weekend review and like dave put john
34:53
young he spelled it like this right like
34:55
he spelled it completely just that's not
34:57
right that's not how you spell john
34:58
young's name when i went to legends the
35:02
first time in i had my washed up
35:06
my uh keep chasing shirt with when brian
35:09
when john had called brandon washed up and
35:11
so it says washed up and said john
35:13
young on the bottom of it
35:15
And I met a dude there.
35:16
I took a picture with him,
35:17
an Asian dude whose name is John Young.
35:20
And he thought that was the funniest thing
35:22
he had ever seen because he was like,
35:24
do you know me?
35:25
And I said, what are you talking about?
35:27
Because I had it on.
35:28
And he's like,
35:29
can I take a picture with you and
35:30
your shirt?
35:30
Because it says my name on the back
35:31
of it.
35:31
And I was like,
35:32
your name is John Young?
35:33
And he was like, yeah.
35:34
I was like, cool.
35:36
And so when I saw this,
35:37
that's the first thing that came to mind.
35:39
Sorry.
35:39
Did you see outside the box?
35:41
Nope.
35:43
Sure didn't.
35:43
I can promise you I did not see
35:44
that.
35:45
Well, they did a post.
35:47
They're going to have John Young on.
35:49
What?
35:50
And the picture is the Asian John Young.
35:56
And it's spelled the Asian way.
35:58
But then the caption is John Young,
36:04
one of the most recognized voices in the
36:06
space from Barbell Spin.
36:09
I was confused.
36:10
I thought they were messing with us.
36:12
You just confused me.
36:16
That's funny.
36:19
Maybe Vicky can find it real quick outside
36:21
the box office.
36:22
Is that the name of their show?
36:24
I don't.
36:26
Okay.
36:27
Sorry.
36:28
Was I speaking French?
36:30
You just assumed it in Denmarkian,
36:32
whatever they speak over there.
36:34
There it is outside the box.
36:37
That is John young.
36:39
And then if you can pull up the,
36:41
the caption,
36:42
can you blow that up a little bit?
36:44
That looks like if pool boy and John
36:46
young had a baby,
36:48
one of the most recognizable voices in the
36:50
CrossFit space joins us on outside the box
36:52
for a proper deep dive into his entry
36:54
in CrossFit.
36:57
And then it appeared even we're joined by
36:59
John young from barbell spin at the top,
37:03
bro.
37:05
I am confused.
37:08
Was it supposed to?
37:09
Yeah, I think Stan nailed it.
37:12
AI for the win.
37:13
That's got to be, dude.
37:15
But don't you double check?
37:17
No.
37:19
Of course not.
37:22
I did an AI when Vicky wasn't here.
37:23
I did one and I told it to
37:25
give me Pat Vellner.
37:27
And the picture that came up was not
37:28
Pat Vellner.
37:30
But it had a Pat Vellner CrossFit jersey
37:32
on.
37:33
And I was like,
37:35
could you give me the real Pat Vellner?
37:37
Yeah.
37:37
Could you give me the actual Pat Vellner?
37:40
Not whoever this dude is that sells
37:41
Toyotas in freaking Ontario.
37:43
That's not the right Pat Vellner.
37:47
Wow.
37:49
I'm telling you, that's like...
37:50
It has Joy Sears and it has...
37:53
I'm telling you,
37:53
that looks like if Pool Boy and John
37:55
Young had a baby,
37:56
that's what it would look like.
38:00
Holy smoke.
38:01
That is one hundred percent A.I.
38:05
Yeah, I don't know.
38:07
Anyway, T-Bird says,
38:08
I see Laura Post with Astrid Tinn a
38:10
lot.
38:12
Is Kristoff her coach or are her and
38:14
Laura good?
38:16
Again, T-Bird.
38:18
Like I noticed her at Waterpalooza.
38:20
I noticed her at this,
38:22
but there was no epic moment for me
38:24
to like share.
38:25
And that is the extent of what, again,
38:27
it's a hundred athletes.
38:28
Those two questions.
38:30
Those two questions right there is why
38:32
Scott can't go to Denmark anymore.
38:36
because nobody knows because he certainly
38:38
doesn't know oh my god the best was
38:42
the chinese graphics in the t-shirt yes
38:45
like just as much just right across the
38:47
chest oh and uh jy had hair in
38:52
that pic correct and no he's never been
38:56
that lean not in his whole life all
39:02
right judy what did that shirt say
39:09
She'll give me some sort of.
39:11
All I can think of is,
39:12
was it you that got the Chinese?
39:15
It's on my back.
39:18
You have no idea if it actually says
39:20
what you asked.
39:21
Nope.
39:22
I got that in nineteen ninety seven.
39:24
Yeah.
39:24
Could tell you if it's if it's accurate
39:26
or not.
39:29
They those graphics translate to General
39:32
Tso's chicken.
39:33
Hey, bro,
39:34
don't hate on General Tso's chicken.
39:35
I love me some General Tso's chicken.
39:38
Earlier,
39:38
someone said John Young sponsored by Panda
39:40
Express.
39:41
Absolutely.
39:42
A hundred percent.
39:44
That's my son's favorite food is the
39:46
orange chicken at Panda Express.
39:48
I already would tear that up.
39:51
I, I don't have, I,
39:54
here we go again.
39:54
I, I don't get the Panda Express thing.
39:56
I don't know.
39:58
I don't think it's good at all yet.
40:00
They are everywhere.
40:01
Yeah, no, I don't.
40:02
They're getting is as popular as
40:05
Starbucks.
40:06
And I don't go there either.
40:08
No,
40:08
I'm sure there's probably a Panda Express
40:10
across the street from a Panda Express,
40:12
just like there's a Starbucks across the
40:13
street from a Starbucks.
40:16
That was Chinese for I eat plain Cheerios.
40:19
I eat plain Cheerios.
40:22
It says, I'm not that John Young.
40:25
Right?
40:27
I ain't that John Young.
40:28
I'm a whole different John Young.
40:31
Ancient Chinese secrets.
40:33
Thanks.
40:34
Fine, Judy.
40:34
Don't tell us.
40:37
um yes megan is correct the best chinese
40:39
food are the ones that probably should not
40:40
be open that is if they got the
40:44
orange sticker on the door i'm in nothing
40:49
like a good uh kung pao chicken with
40:51
some salmonella on the side oh man i
40:53
love kung pao chicken brings out the
40:56
flavor just uh
41:03
You know what I also found?
41:06
This will probably get me canceled.
41:08
The best Chinese restaurants I've ever
41:10
been to have been filled with Mexican
41:11
people.
41:13
Yeah.
41:14
Oh, absolutely.
41:15
And the best Mexican restaurants are
41:17
filled with Asian people.
41:19
If INS,
41:20
which I guess they refer to as ICE
41:21
now, shows up to a, you know,
41:26
a Chinese restaurant,
41:27
like the kitchen staff is probably going
41:29
to,
41:30
like you probably got to hire your kitchen
41:31
staff, more than likely,
41:32
because there's all a bunch of Mexicans.
41:35
They make the best Chinese food.
41:37
Yeah.
41:38
Sorry, it's true.
41:40
I wasn't even talking about the kitchen
41:41
staff.
41:41
I was talking about the people eating.
41:44
That too.
41:47
Dude,
41:48
I haven't been to a good one in
41:51
quite some time.
41:52
But there used to be one,
41:54
or actually it's probably still in
41:55
Thibodeau,
41:55
called Lynn's that was phenomenal.
41:59
Absolutely phenomenal.
42:01
Judy asks,
42:01
have you all seen the mullet guy eating
42:03
all the Chinese buffets until he gets food
42:05
poisoning?
42:05
Yes.
42:06
Yes, I have.
42:08
Unfortunately, he goes up, dude.
42:11
He's got I don't know if he's got
42:12
meta glasses on or if he just got
42:14
his phone mounted because he goes up to
42:16
the buffet and like he reads whatever it's
42:18
supposed to be.
42:20
We are back to the buffet.
42:21
Yeah, he gets it,
42:24
puts it on his plate,
42:25
comes back down and like films himself
42:27
tasting it, trying it.
42:28
And you get out.
42:29
Oh,
42:30
I don't know if that's right type deal.
42:34
Fantastic, dude.
42:36
Fantastic.
42:37
This will probably get me canceled.
42:39
Proceeds to say it.
42:40
It's all right.
42:42
We already got canceled in Denmark.
42:45
It's just the first country.
42:46
I'm just checking off the countries one by
42:48
one around the world.
42:49
Starting off in Europe.
42:51
No big deal.
42:52
This show is really popular in Russia.
42:54
I don't know if y'all knew that or
42:55
not.
42:58
The bougies at the buffet.
43:00
Over there at the buffet.
43:01
Yes, indeed.
43:03
Meg says the best ones are where the
43:05
kids are running the register.
43:07
That's also correct.
43:08
Yeah.
43:09
The one in Thibodeau was like that.
43:11
Like,
43:12
twelve-year-olds are running the register.
43:14
I like this from Terry.
43:14
The best Chinese restaurant,
43:15
my Chinese daughter-in-law does all the
43:17
ordering in Mandarin.
43:18
Never know what we're getting,
43:19
but it's always good.
43:21
That's outstanding.
43:22
I would, I would one hundred percent,
43:24
I would go eat with Terry and her
43:26
Chinese daughter-in-law.
43:27
That's amazing.
43:28
I went to an authentic Chinese restaurant
43:30
here in Columbus.
43:32
were things on that table that i i
43:34
could not i don't ask questions i don't
43:37
ask questions don't care don't care i
43:42
can't tell you how much i love chinese
43:44
food dude and i don't eat it often
43:46
anymore um for obvious reasons because
43:50
like i would be nine hundred pounds if
43:52
i let myself do that but i really
43:54
love chinese food i just don't ask
43:56
questions like what is this
43:59
All right.
43:59
Yeah.
43:59
Bring me that.
44:00
And when it arrives at a table,
44:01
it looks nothing like what I expect it
44:03
to look like.
44:04
And I don't care because it's delicious.
44:09
Yeah.
44:10
I, I used to be that way.
44:12
Like I would try anything now.
44:13
I'm just Chinese food, Indian food,
44:20
big fan, Indian food.
44:22
I got two more items I got to
44:23
get to before we quit.
44:26
And one is,
44:27
can you pull up the Sporty Beth thing,
44:29
Doc?
44:32
no there's this thing there is so
44:36
apparently sporty beth suffered a spinal
44:38
cord cord injury get out did she really
44:42
yeah so there is her sister made a
44:44
post um that i sent to vicky and
44:48
um she had spinal surgery and they started
44:53
a gofundme account um you can go here
44:58
uh it is
45:01
ellie gregor uh to to read up on
45:04
it i'm not going to read it all
45:05
to you guys um it does not say
45:07
how she suffered it but you can see
45:09
the x-rays where they had to insert pins
45:12
and rods um but well that's terrible
45:18
But I know we make fun of her.
45:20
I know that she has been attacked in
45:23
this crazy way.
45:26
I would be the first one to say
45:27
I pick on her a whole lot,
45:28
but I don't want anybody,
45:30
don't see anybody have to deal with any
45:32
of that kind of stuff.
45:33
Yeah, I mean, she's a human being,
45:35
and I don't, this first and foremost,
45:38
and I actually,
45:40
before all of the stuff transpired,
45:43
she had a documentary and I had a
45:45
documentary both by the CrossFit
45:48
Yep.
45:48
Headquarters that came out one week apart.
45:52
And so I got to know her prior
45:54
to all this stuff.
45:55
Um,
45:57
and then we grew apart for a little
45:59
bit.
45:59
So, uh,
46:02
i but i still feel for her and
46:04
she has a two-year-old daughter like
46:06
that's got to be rough yep and uh
46:09
thoughts and prayers out to her and her
46:10
family and hope that everything goes okay
46:13
but they did start a gofundme account of
46:15
gofundme account if you feel the urge to
46:19
donate yeah uh the only thing that it
46:23
says in there shanna is that it's
46:25
somewhere in the neck and they actually
46:27
named the
46:30
the discs that were affected but they
46:33
don't say how it happened or anything like
46:35
that i am curious as far as that
46:39
part is concerned but that's just i like
46:42
how stuff works so there's that and the
46:45
last thing i wanted to talk about real
46:46
quick because i don't want to end on
46:49
a sad note is that my quarterback caleb
46:54
williams was on hot ones today oh
46:59
And it was amazing.
47:03
He made it through all ten.
47:05
And after doing them,
47:07
he was fine until Da Bomb at eight.
47:11
When I did it,
47:12
seven is what jacked me up.
47:16
And then Da Bomb added on top of
47:18
it, which was brutal.
47:21
But they asked him about the craziest
47:25
thing he did preparing to be a quarterback
47:28
in the NFL.
47:30
And he said that he, as a kid,
47:34
wanted to have the perfect arm motion.
47:40
So he practiced without actually throwing
47:43
a ball because he watched the Karate Kid
47:46
play.
47:47
And the whole wax on, wax off thing.
47:50
Oh, my Lord.
47:51
I figured that was going to be a
47:53
good idea.
47:55
And so he would do...
47:56
It worked for Daniel LaRusso.
47:58
He would, like, get into position, back,
48:03
and he would just do the positions.
48:06
Because it worked for Daniel LaRusso,
48:08
it had to work for him.
48:09
Clearly,
48:10
he won the All-Valley Chorotic Tournament.
48:13
Oh, my word.
48:15
Um...
48:18
The Bengals and the NFL in general have
48:20
been putting out a whole bunch of stuff
48:22
with Joey B. Apparently,
48:24
he's bought a telescope.
48:26
Did you see that?
48:27
I did.
48:29
they're like what kind of telescope he's
48:31
like i don't know when i see space
48:34
he's such he is such a dude like
48:40
i mean granted i got to watch him
48:42
you know at lsu do his thing over
48:44
here and whatnot and he was always kind
48:45
of a character a little bit um but
48:48
the more stuff that he that you know
48:52
they put out about him like he is
48:53
just such a it's just a weird lot
48:56
down to earth
48:59
into middle-aged men shit dude who also
49:02
happens to be one of the best quarterbacks
49:04
in the league it's insane dude avera i
49:10
know that you always disagree with me i
49:12
am not i am not a doctor i
49:14
have never pretended to be a doctor right
49:17
i don't know l from t from s
49:20
no and i think i was abundantly clear
49:23
that i did not know what her injury
49:26
was
49:27
I just know she had surgery.
49:30
She got some metal stuff in the spine.
49:35
Hope she's okay.
49:37
But anyway, yeah,
49:39
the Joe Burrow stuff is great.
49:41
And he is a legend here in Ohio.
49:42
He grew up in Ohio.
49:43
And then he went over to Cincinnati.
49:45
He was a river boy down there in
49:47
Athens.
49:50
So.
49:52
But the best part for me of the
49:54
Caleb interview was Sean says, hey,
49:57
I'm going to mention Hall of Fame
49:59
quarterbacks, or not Hall of Fame,
50:01
great quarterbacks.
50:02
Tell me the first thing that comes to
50:03
your mind.
50:04
And so he started with Randall Cunningham,
50:06
and he said, well, he's got a hose.
50:08
Like that man can,
50:10
like the throw I made against the Rams
50:11
last year,
50:12
he could go back twenty more yards and
50:14
still make the same throw.
50:16
that's fair and then they said uh tom
50:18
brady and he goes just killer like
50:22
mentally just a killer and uh aaron rogers
50:26
magician like and then he said well caleb
50:29
williams and he goes all of the above
50:35
hey god bless if you're a quarterback i
50:37
think you have to have that a little
50:38
bit out in you i think you really
50:40
really do um
50:42
know that a little bit of humble but
50:44
a little bit of yeah i'm about to
50:46
i'm about to pull i'm about to pick
50:47
y'all apart uh type deal speaking of joe
50:51
burrow just because you brought him up and
50:53
you always bring him up and you always
50:54
send me stuff about him and like i
50:57
think that you are in love with joe
50:59
burrow have you seen him he's a handsome
51:03
man so jamar chase is starting a podcast
51:07
with
51:09
can never get her name right but she's
51:11
like a famous influencer that does nfl
51:14
stuff where she plays like the different
51:17
teams she wears like shirts with their it
51:21
doesn't matter no clue they're starting
51:23
podcast together and the first guest is
51:25
going to be joe burrow
51:29
mean it's as best as bff so i
51:32
can understand that and so they are
51:34
promoting the hell out of it right now
51:36
like instagram is full of clips of jamar
51:39
and joe talking oh that must have been
51:42
the one i saw with it yeah because
51:43
he was he went joe went through joey
51:46
went through a whole play
51:49
that happened like last year sometime and
51:51
like he gave the entire like of
51:53
everything's like yeah i dropped back and
51:55
then i turned this way and then you
51:56
ran this way and then i kind of
51:57
turned my body a little bit to kind
51:58
of get it right where yep and like
52:00
just hearing him do that bro that
52:03
something he's got some tism but it's like
52:05
the good it's a it's one that's good
52:08
for football apparently tyson has that
52:10
in the press conferences after the
52:12
preseason game, he was like, oh yeah,
52:14
they were in this coverage,
52:16
and the safety pulled up by three yards,
52:17
so I knew that I had the shot
52:19
over the
52:21
I think that's a thing that the modern
52:23
quarterback has to have.
52:25
You have to see all that in a
52:27
split second.
52:28
But the fact that they retain it is
52:31
what blows my mind.
52:32
Because Drew Brees did the same thing.
52:35
I remember that he had a game where
52:37
he only threw six incompletions.
52:42
If you know how much the Saints threw
52:43
the ball while he was in there,
52:44
only having six incompletions in a game
52:46
was insane.
52:47
ridiculous right and he went through all
52:49
six of them in the press conference the
52:52
same way Joey B did did that and
52:54
was like yeah if I could have you
52:55
know this instead of that we probably
52:57
could have put it right there where he
52:58
could have caught it and whatnot it's like
52:59
that's wild dude
53:03
um she's hilarious check her out corey
53:05
yeah her name's like annie akars like
53:08
something like that we're not real good
53:10
with names around here we should probably
53:12
right and she's a fan so and she's
53:14
a packers fan so i don't really care
53:17
she is funny though like her stuff is
53:19
really really funny she takes like the
53:21
week that just happened in the nfl and
53:24
she puts on different t-shirts for every
53:26
team
53:27
Annie Agar.
53:28
And she acts like the executives or the
53:31
coach or whatever from those teams and
53:34
their response to the stupid thing they
53:36
did that weekend.
53:37
Got it.
53:37
Yeah, I like that.
53:41
Yeah,
53:41
I've seen the new quarterback on Netflix.
53:43
It was great.
53:47
While I was watching it,
53:49
the Jaden Daniels news came out about
53:50
suing LSU and all that.
53:52
So then I had a completely different
53:54
perspective of him the rest of the way
53:55
through.
53:57
But I love the Flacco stuff a lot.
54:00
I love the Baker Mayfield stuff a lot.
54:02
High fours, y'all.
54:06
uh favorite quote from mr t in the
54:08
not another teen movie uh believe in the
54:10
ball throw yourself believe in the ball
54:13
and throw yourself um oh mr t there's
54:23
a mr t documentary yep is it out
54:28
or is it fixing to be out
54:30
I think it's fixing to be out.
54:32
Not that I've ever said that in my
54:33
life.
54:34
You're welcome.
54:36
You're welcome.
54:38
I am one hundred percent watching that.
54:41
That's going to be good.
54:43
That's going to be good.
54:43
I did watch the I'll get the on
54:47
the untold with Reagan on Netflix the
54:50
other night.
54:52
How was that?
54:53
And underwhelming if I'm being completely
54:56
honest.
54:57
That's the thing with untold is either
54:59
it's great or it's meh.
55:03
And that one was mad because I was
55:05
waiting for because they hype you up,
55:08
right?
55:09
They pull you in with the various
55:11
allegations and whatnot.
55:12
And then you find out that none of
55:13
the allegations were true.
55:14
She just sucks.
55:18
Scott will be going to the buffet soon
55:20
enough.
55:21
I don't know.
55:22
Scott doesn't strike me as a buffet.
55:23
Well,
55:25
because I said I repeated your fix into.
55:28
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
55:31
I mean, come on, man.
55:36
Mr.
55:36
T had his own cereal in the eighties.
55:38
He did.
55:39
He did.
55:39
They were, they were little teas.
55:41
And he had a,
55:42
he also had a cartoon with him and
55:45
some kids that did gymnastics for some
55:47
reason.
55:47
I would never forget.
55:49
I will never understand what the
55:50
connection between Mr.
55:51
T and gymnastics was.
55:56
I don't think I've ever seen Mr.
55:57
T do a backflip.
55:59
Not once.
56:03
Nope.
56:03
Nope.
56:04
Never seen him do a cartwheel.
56:06
Not even a four-wheel.
56:08
No.
56:09
No.
56:09
I ain't seen him jump on up in
56:10
the rings and do some muscle-ups and an
56:12
iron cross.
56:13
Did Mr. T ever do an iron cross?
56:15
No, he didn't.
56:17
Why didn't Mr. T come up yesterday?
56:19
Because the cereal sucked.
56:20
Cereal sucked.
56:21
It was bad.
56:24
It wasn't good.
56:24
I had a box.
56:25
At least one.
56:31
That dude looked the same his entire life.
56:33
Look at that.
56:37
Gilbert Lang.
56:38
Mm-hmm.
56:42
B.A.
56:42
Baracus.
56:44
Two of the greatest characters ever in
56:46
Hollywood.
56:49
Pity the fool.
56:53
How about that wife of yours?
56:54
She's looking pretty.
57:01
oh maybe she want to come home with
57:02
me and be with a real man fantastic
57:10
dude netflix september eighth well i know
57:12
where corey will be oh i'm gonna i'm
57:15
you can bet i'm watching that you write
57:17
that you write in stone you can write
57:19
it wherever you need to you can bet
57:21
i am one hundred percent going to watch
57:22
that look at peter benoit and those upside
57:25
down setups were solid in rocky three he
57:28
is correct yeah
57:31
Peter Benoit is a great human being, FYI.
57:33
I sat in bullshit with him at Monster
57:35
Games for probably a solid hour after we
57:37
got done.
57:39
Avera wants to know,
57:41
is Kiffin a hero or a bust at
57:42
LSU?
57:42
I'll tell you Saturday night.
57:47
You're giving him one game as head coach
57:49
of LSU.
57:49
I'm not.
57:50
To make the determination, hero or bust?
57:53
I'm not.
57:55
You LSU fans are crazy.
57:56
But I know how the fan base is.
57:59
I know how the fan base is,
58:00
and if Clemson comes to town and we
58:02
don't beat the brakes off of them,
58:05
there are going to be people calling for
58:08
his head after the first game.
58:10
What do you think about Dabo Sweeney
58:12
staying in his lane?
58:14
Good.
58:15
Staying in his lane.
58:16
Staying in my lane.
58:17
In my lane.
58:18
In my lane.
58:20
Good, Dabo.
58:20
You do that.
58:26
out of their minds that's what i love
58:27
about sports man the pettiness the back
58:31
and forth
58:34
And so many people in the CrossFit space
58:37
take offense to that stuff.
58:39
Which makes no sense to me whatsoever.
58:41
If you ever want to be a real
58:43
sport, that is what it's about.
58:45
Like I said this over the weekend or
58:47
on Monday,
58:48
being with Jamie and fighting over all the
58:50
shit we saw at WFP made it more
58:53
fun.
58:54
It wasn't that we hated each other.
58:56
It's that we're debating everything.
58:58
And that's what makes it fun.
59:00
Yeah.
59:03
No,
59:03
I will not be at Tiger Stadium this
59:05
Saturday.
59:07
First of all, you couldn't pay me.
59:08
It's sold out.
59:10
And the stadium holds a hundred and like
59:13
eight thousand people and it's completely
59:15
sold out.
59:16
So first of all,
59:17
even if I wanted to go, I couldn't.
59:19
Secondly, no,
59:21
I'm not going to be there for Lane
59:23
Kiffin's first game against Clemson.
59:24
Like that's going to be an insane time.
59:26
They're going to be they're going to start
59:27
tailgating probably tomorrow.
59:30
Like the RVs and shit start getting there
59:32
and parking tomorrow afternoon.
59:35
They'll be greased up and lubed up from
59:38
tomorrow all the way through Saturday
59:41
until kickoff Saturday night.
59:43
No,
59:43
I don't want nothing to do with that.
59:44
I got a sixty five inch TV.
59:46
I can watch it on and go to
59:48
the bathroom whenever I feel like.
59:50
kiffin gets fired mid-season and ogeron
59:53
steps in as interim coach that's not gonna
59:55
happen uh wayne short one can only hope
59:57
joseph dude lane kiffin is so good for
1:00:01
sports yeah you may hate him to death
1:00:06
but good god he gives us something to
1:00:07
talk about that is not just well they
1:00:10
ran a post route here and like come
1:00:16
on pretty much
1:00:18
It's more down there.
1:00:19
It's more like which LSU cheerleader is
1:00:22
Lane going to try to nail this week?
1:00:28
Did you see that the Athletic concluded
1:00:31
their internal investigation into the
1:00:33
Diana Rossini-Mike Vrabel situation?
1:00:36
No, I did not.
1:00:39
And their finding was that while the
1:00:42
relationship did not meet the standards of
1:00:45
ethics that they hold true at the
1:00:48
Athletic,
1:00:49
they did not see any kind of preferential
1:00:53
treatment for Mike Vrabel or the New
1:00:56
England Patriots.
1:00:57
Okay.
1:01:01
That's the way of saying we don't want
1:01:04
to deal with this,
1:01:04
so we're not going to.
1:01:07
That's hilarious.
1:01:08
She gone, so we'll say, yeah,
1:01:11
it didn't meet our code of conduct,
1:01:14
but we by no means gave any preferential
1:01:19
treatment while she was here.
1:01:23
Sure you didn't.
1:01:25
uh no ken walters uh no not at
1:01:29
all mostly they're drinking beer and a
1:01:32
whole lot of it there'll be some people
1:01:34
drinking mixed drinks and um but no
1:01:37
hurricanes that's a whole thing in and of
1:01:39
itself
1:01:40
No, not at all.
1:01:42
Mark,
1:01:42
it actually won't be that bad because it's
1:01:44
a night game.
1:01:45
I looked at the temperature earlier.
1:01:47
If you're sitting in one part of this
1:01:50
section of the stadium where the sun is
1:01:53
still beating on you as it's going down
1:01:56
below the stadium,
1:01:57
those people are probably going to get it
1:01:58
pretty bad.
1:01:59
But it's actually been fairly decent once
1:02:01
the sun goes down here at night.
1:02:03
So it won't be as horrible as it
1:02:05
could be because it could be pretty bad.
1:02:08
And you got game day there this weekend.
1:02:09
And game day there, yes.
1:02:11
Which is, that's another reason to not go.
1:02:15
I do,
1:02:16
and I got to coach Saturday morning,
1:02:17
so I want to get it done and
1:02:19
get back so I can watch game day
1:02:20
because the signs behind game day are
1:02:23
going to be epic.
1:02:29
yes yes the the humor that that this
1:02:33
world has and can fit it on a
1:02:37
yeah poster board size sign is amazing and
1:02:41
you know it is going to be lane
1:02:43
kiffin left and right absolutely
1:02:47
absolutely they're gonna be it it's gonna
1:02:49
be so good dude it's gonna be so
1:02:51
good um and in there
1:02:55
Clemson's going to bring there.
1:02:56
Have you ever seen Clemson's mascot?
1:03:00
The tiger?
1:03:01
Yeah, their tiger.
1:03:03
The person that dresses up.
1:03:05
It looks sick.
1:03:07
I don't know.
1:03:08
Not like, oh man, that's sick.
1:03:10
I'm a Penn State fan.
1:03:12
Our lion is about the cheesy.
1:03:14
It looks like a guy in a onesie
1:03:16
with a lion head on it.
1:03:20
But yet, he is beloved at Penn State.
1:03:24
Oh, yeah.
1:03:24
So it just is.
1:03:28
The Buckeye at Ohio State is the dumbest
1:03:31
mascot ever,
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and yet they sell Brutus the Buckeye shit
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everywhere in this town.
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I never understood.
1:03:42
There's several college mascots.
1:03:43
It's Where's Waldo with a nut on his
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head.
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Correct.
1:03:47
There's several college mascots I don't
1:03:49
understand.
1:03:49
My favorite one of all time,
1:03:53
UC Santa Cruz banana slugs.
1:03:57
Yep.
1:03:58
That is a thing.
1:03:59
And the first time I saw it,
1:04:00
I was like,
1:04:00
I need a UC Santa Cruz banana slug
1:04:02
t-shirt so bad it's not even funny.
1:04:05
Do you know what I do in a
1:04:06
onesie?
1:04:07
I drink thirdsy because I'm getting ready
1:04:09
for bed.
1:04:12
Y'all now know that Scott sleeps in a
1:04:14
onesie.
1:04:14
You're welcome.
1:04:18
Dude,
1:04:18
I got nine hours of sleep last night.
1:04:20
It was a beautiful thing.
1:04:22
It was nine hours of non-interrupted
1:04:24
sleep.
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That's all because of third Z. Um,
1:04:30
You can get yours, Jazzy.
1:04:31
Check out, fifteen percent off.
1:04:33
Or go to thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy and
1:04:37
get that fifteen percent off.
1:04:39
New flavor is going to get to my
1:04:41
house next Tuesday.
1:04:43
Ooh.
1:04:46
So.
1:04:47
It's a surprise, folks.
1:04:49
I know it has something chocolate about
1:04:51
it.
1:04:52
Oh, well,
1:04:53
that's a pretty big indicator right there.
1:04:56
Yeah,
1:04:57
so it's not going to be like the
1:04:58
lemonade.
1:04:59
It's going to be back into that
1:05:01
winter-ish, fall-ish.
1:05:03
They're going seasonal, apparently.
1:05:05
Yeah.
1:05:09
Does your onesie have slippery feet?
1:05:11
Only my wife knows.
1:05:17
Can you buy adult pajamas with feet?
1:05:19
Because I would.
1:05:22
I absolutely, I say that.
1:05:24
I probably wouldn't because I'd have to
1:05:25
get, I sleep with no shoes on,
1:05:28
no socks.
1:05:28
I can't,
1:05:28
I can't have anything on my bed.
1:05:31
Pumpkin spice.
1:05:31
No, Megan, stop.
1:05:33
What's wrong with you?
1:05:34
Yuck.
1:05:35
I am so over pumpkin.
1:05:38
And don't forget to get your t-shirts too.
1:05:41
Venmo me, cash at me, name, address.
1:05:46
uh size get that out to you and
1:05:48
with that i've got to get back to
1:05:50
work we are way over today send us
1:05:52
out vic you wouldn't wait to get to
1:05:54
the editing room to jazz me up i'm
1:05:57
already jazzy
1:06:08
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:06:10
saddle.
1:06:10
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:06:12
saddle.
1:06:13
Talking reps,
1:06:14
real life strength in the battle.
1:06:17
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:06:19
we cover it all.
1:06:22
Midday motivation every time we press
1:06:24
call.
1:06:26
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy,
1:06:28
bring the heat.
1:06:28
CrossFit, movies, music, all.