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#698 Joel Jimenez · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here the
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  Speaker 2: Yeah welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: uncle deserves justice or not. Now, to my left is my,
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  Speaker 1: what is it, imported co-host from Mexico. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, dawg? What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Chilling, dawg.
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  Speaker 4: Excited for this week, and we got PuffCon. We all
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  Speaker 4: pulling up, dawg?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited for PuffCon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but you fools better pull up on real time.
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  Speaker 1: Not Dodger Stadium time. Not fucking trippy time, dawg.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting in for free, dawg. We're showing up here early.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody better pull up on some trippy shit talking about,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pull up three hours later, dawg. And
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  Speaker 1: across from me is the other imported section of the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: migrated all the way from Canada. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 2: in the world. Thank you guys for listening. Happy to
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  Speaker 2: be here. It's a beautiful day. Sun is shining. AC's off.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go. I was wondering.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, bro. First of all, don't... Don't use
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  Speaker 1: that one anymore, dog. Is that the one with the
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  Speaker 1: little sign on there?
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  Speaker 3: With the Nazi sign?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, don't use that one. That one
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  Speaker 1: is like the one with the Celsius and all that bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: so it fucks up the remote. Also, thank you, Ray,
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  Speaker 1: for running the boards. Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And this is the morning podcast, so we are sponsored
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  Speaker 1: by Red Eyes Coffee LA. Red Eyes Coffee LA. So
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  Speaker 1: if you need some coffee... which we will. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to definitely get down there and start whipping them up.
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  Speaker 1: I always take an espresso and also save the date.
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  Speaker 1: That's October 11th. We will have a high and hungry
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  Speaker 1: Mercadito at Coreas Mariscos out there behind the USC Hospital.
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  Speaker 1: They have a dude so big right there. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to have hella local vendors. A lot of the homies
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  Speaker 1: are pulling up. We got artists. We got my booth.
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  Speaker 1: We got thrifting. We got baked goods. Coreas is whipping
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  Speaker 1: up the Mariscos as per usual. It's going to be
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  Speaker 1: from 9 to 3 and it's free. So make sure
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  Speaker 1: you guys pull up. And let's go ahead and give
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  Speaker 1: a warm welcome. It's been a while since this fool's
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  Speaker 1: been on here, but this one has done so much stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Fool's getting naked. He's sober. Fucking fool's on Kill Tony.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Well, he's not no more, but I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: but he was for the longest. But let's go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and give it up and welcome back the hilarious Joel Jimenez.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, thanks for listening while you're on your way to
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  Speaker 6: your forklift job in Downey. Or, you know, you got up,
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  Speaker 6: you're getting ready to go work the stockroom at Target.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Those people make it happen.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be the truckers. Truckers. Thanks, truckers.
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  Speaker 6: The truckers, you're stopping by to buy your little no-dos
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  Speaker 6: or whatever. Make your fucking trip to Arizona to drop
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  Speaker 6: off fucking zucchinis or whatever you do.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Shout out to the truckers. Give us another
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  Speaker 2: trucker protest.
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  Speaker 1: The truckers are all Indian, bro, now.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, but they're getting busted.
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  Speaker 2: We've been getting busted.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, they're getting like... Are you getting the same notifications
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  Speaker 1: that I have that was like all these people being
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  Speaker 1: deported from Canada and it just shows them like at
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  Speaker 1: the airport?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you guys are getting extra propaganda because Donald Trump
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  Speaker 2: has beef with us right now.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like Indian people?
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't like Canada. Oh. But... And beef with Indians
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  Speaker 2: is offensive, man. Well, beef with Indians is happening since forever. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I meant because cows are sacred, you know? Well, because in... Like,
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  Speaker 2: all the truck drivers in Canada are Indian, and they've
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  Speaker 2: been Indian for years. I guess, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: that's just happening now here, but.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I just thought of? How come, you
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  Speaker 1: know how there's a shortage of beef? How come our
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  Speaker 1: government just doesn't go after your cows?
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  Speaker 2: Canada, India is one of the biggest exporters of beef.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that your gods, though?
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  Speaker 2: They don't eat it. They sell it. Don't get high
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  Speaker 2: on your own supply, man. You can eat all the god. Oh, yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: There's tons of cows... Kicking it out there that it
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  Speaker 2: just gets sold. Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they were selling beef.
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  Speaker 2: They sell that shit to like Sri Lanka and shit. Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Those guys are all going to hell. I would have thought.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, these fools can't fuck up the, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, they can't really eat the cows. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, what do they do with all these cows?
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  Speaker 2: We treat the cows how you treat the pupusa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, it's not a living thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's their god.
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  Speaker 6: Can I just say on the fucking, can I talk
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  Speaker 6: about the Lord of the Rings fucking trip I had
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  Speaker 6: just getting here this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Please. Yeah. They're like, hey, you want to do the podcast?
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  Speaker 6: Not only is traffic bad and it's super early, but
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  Speaker 6: also we don't have parking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you find some, though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I found some. Sometimes we have parking. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: all right. It was funnier in my head.
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  Speaker 1: It's always an adventure to do it in the morning, dog.
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  Speaker 1: But then I feel like you don't get anybody's full
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  Speaker 1: fucking thoughts after in the morning. Because shit has already
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  Speaker 1: happened in their life. You get them at night. People
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  Speaker 1: are already kind of burnt out.
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  Speaker 2: I went to bed early.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: I feel all right right now.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's fresh in the morning, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but sometimes I do miss those.
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  Speaker 1: That's how we do it once or twice a month.
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  Speaker 2: Drinking in the evening? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The guy who doesn't drink. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I would get drunk. They'd get me drunk here and
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  Speaker 2: then send me off on my way.
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  Speaker 6: You went to those old Red Band, the Dead Squad
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  Speaker 6: shows at the Ice House, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, those were fun, man. Red Band used to have
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  Speaker 6: a podcast studio at the Ice House. We would just
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  Speaker 6: kind of hang out, podcast, go to your spot, come
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  Speaker 6: back to the green room.
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  Speaker 2: It was dope.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually trying to bring that back. It's funny that
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  Speaker 3: you just said that, because I literally was telling him, like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: the Ice House Chronicles.
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  Speaker 4: It's gone now.
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  Speaker 2: It's gone. The studio is like a green room now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just, I mean... And Red Band's defense,
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  Speaker 3: because I love Red Band, but he's just recording the
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  Speaker 3: green room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is, I mean, I've been telling him, like, bro,
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  Speaker 4: I think that's just a hang.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was trying to claim that idea as his own.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. No, he said every time he's mentioned it.
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  Speaker 1: When he presented it to me, he was like, I
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  Speaker 1: got the best idea.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, if someone ever says the Mexican Red Band, I
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  Speaker 3: will take that, dog. Like, I've worked on every Mexican
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  Speaker 3: podcast there is.
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  Speaker 2: Brown Band.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like, bring it back.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know who this is more insulting for,
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  Speaker 2: you or Red Band, but... You got to work on
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  Speaker 2: your comedy, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like I'm competing against a goat, dog. It's
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  Speaker 3: Red Band, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Red Band just fucking beats the shit out of you
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  Speaker 1: the next time he sees you.
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  Speaker 2: He should meet up Nitty. He just called Nitty. Nitty
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  Speaker 2: called him a shitty comic.
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  Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what Nitty said.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I don't know who's going to insult more.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said, XG claims all ideas, like how he started 617.
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  Speaker 1: I did start 617. Damn, you stole that too? Nah,
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  Speaker 1: name anyone else that started that. Louis in the chat room,
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  Speaker 1: where did it come from, dawg, if you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's 617?
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  Speaker 3: So we've been trying to say the F word here
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  Speaker 3: without saying it. So I just said alphabet letter 617.
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  Speaker 2: That's three. Yeah, facts. Oh, that one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, the other one's a lot too many letters,
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  Speaker 3: but as long as I say 617, you know exactly
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  Speaker 3: what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 2: I gotcha.
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  Speaker 3: It was when YouTube was literally on our asses about it.
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  Speaker 4: And now these folks call me it.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, 617?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dog, I created that shit. Let me at
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  Speaker 3: least have it.
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  Speaker 2: You're captain 617.
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  Speaker 1: You're the 617.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck you guys.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing. When you create a term, it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, They won't let you have it, and
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  Speaker 1: it won't become the N-word. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: How everybody can use it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you want?
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  Speaker 1: That's what he wants, but I'm saying the fans just
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  Speaker 1: kind of take it.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just use it on him. I don't even want
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  Speaker 3: to be known as the guy. I just say, don't
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  Speaker 3: use it on me.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the one thing where they're going to take
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  Speaker 1: it and use it on you, dog. How come you
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  Speaker 1: didn't move to Texas, dog?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to move to Texas. I'm from here.
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  Speaker 2: It was during the pandemic. I was like, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Was that an option, though? Like, did they tell you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I could have gone if I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Like, hooked up and shit? I don't know. Probably not.
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  Speaker 2: Not at the time. This is before Kill Tony was
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  Speaker 2: what it is now, you know? It was always, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You've done some big episodes with him as a drummer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I did The Forum. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I did, like, I can go back, like, whenever I want. But, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't want to move to Texas, man. It's, like,
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  Speaker 6: this is my home, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just think they could have enticed the deal. But
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  Speaker 1: then looking at how big it has gotten now, I
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  Speaker 1: would have been like, all right, bro, I'll go. But
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  Speaker 1: if this shit blows up, I'm getting a house.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? If
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  Speaker 2: they were at this level when they left and you
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  Speaker 2: were still on it, would they have bought you a house? Probably.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 6: Not a house, but like I'd go there and probably
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  Speaker 6: I'd be pretty comfortable. You don't think I lay in
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  Speaker 6: bed at night sometimes and think what life could have been?
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  Speaker 6: But then I'd have to be in Texas, you know? Which,
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  Speaker 6: shout out to Texas, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but then you're already sober. That's like the
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  Speaker 1: perfect fit for you, dog.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 6: Sixth Street is like very college, like get fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: And that's all it is. in Austin.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of, a lot of, it's a big drinking city, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sixth Street is, if you're in fucking college, it's fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I watch those Sixth Street fights. That's the best. The
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  Speaker 2: camera work, the quality, I'm like, oh, buddy, this is
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  Speaker 2: the future.
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  Speaker 3: And it's crazy that Sixth Street, that Mothership is on
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  Speaker 3: Sixth Street.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild, dude.
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  Speaker 3: You can go to a comedy.
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  Speaker 4: Show at like 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: At night and then your comedy show is around 10,
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  Speaker 3: 11 and you walk outside to a shit show of
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  Speaker 3: college people drunk, fighting, girls twerking guys horses a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of military men that are survive yeah it's a whole
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  Speaker 3: it's a shit show yeah it's not it's not my
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  Speaker 3: vibe but it is a vibe it is a young
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  Speaker 3: person thing yeah even sam says he's like dude i
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  Speaker 3: wish i was younger i.
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  Speaker 1: Guess i guess because you turned up for a while
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  Speaker 1: and then like now that you're sober the current la
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  Speaker 1: is more fitting it's kind of like i kind of
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's why it's kind of that's why i'm
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  Speaker 1: able well that's not saying that's why i'm able to
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  Speaker 1: that's why i feel like I don't like me. Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of easier to, like, stay away from certain
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  Speaker 1: shit now because the vibe that made me want to
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  Speaker 1: do it in the past is no longer in L.A.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like, Sunset, Fairfax, and all these places are no longer
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  Speaker 1: what it used to be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's no longer, like, a scene. Like, even the
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  Speaker 1: club scene is fucking dead. And other places, like you said,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been to Texas, but the way you guys,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds very real life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going.
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  Speaker 1: So it'd be very hard.
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  Speaker 6: When there's young people, there's going to be fucking chaos.
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  Speaker 2: So how's the weed thing? Because now weed's illegal in Texas,
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  Speaker 2: but it's 6th Street. Do you see people smoking? People
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  Speaker 2: kind of just smoke. It's one of those things.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think anybody's really busting you unless they don't
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  Speaker 6: like you or you're a minority.
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  Speaker 1: I got the 401 on that. So- because, you know,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: all the people I've met at Champs, I've been keeping
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: contact with these people at some of these companies. A
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: lot of these people are going to have to technically
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  Speaker 1: go out of business and rearrange. They're going to, they
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  Speaker 1: go at it because this December is when they, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: kind of put the law on their foot down where
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  Speaker 1: now Texas will become a medical state where you have
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  Speaker 1: to pay $ 150 to get your medical card and it's
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  Speaker 1: only going to be three or four locations where you
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  Speaker 1: can go get your shit unless you're on the secret menu.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: And you can go get your shit and, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? And You can only get the shit
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  Speaker 1: that they provide, which now is... I don't know. They
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  Speaker 1: signed a contract with Connected, which is like Alien Labs
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  Speaker 1: and all these other companies. So you can get their
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: metal-infected weed. I'm saying that because the test results were
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  Speaker 1: exposed out there for a lot of their bud. So
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  Speaker 1: if you don't know what you're getting over the counter
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  Speaker 1: and you don't look at these recalls, you smoking that shit.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: They had a lot of metals. They had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of pesticides.
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  Speaker 3: As a guy who's never grown weed, I smoke a
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  Speaker 3: lot of weed. How do metals get into weed? It's
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  Speaker 3: because they're growing it with, like, steel. Like, who's shaving,
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: who's shaving, like, who's shaving metal shit outside the weed, dog? Like,
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  Speaker 3: what the fuck's going on? Like, how are we getting
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  Speaker 3: metal in the weed?
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  Speaker 2: Damn, X is one of the great minds of our generation, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one thinks the only way to put metal
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: in weed is just like... Degrade it all. Who's got
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: a grinder? Put a little piece of metal in a blender,
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: blend it down, and then just spray it on the weed, huh? Yeah,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: but there's all this... The fertilizer, you idiot.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck is the metal?
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: I've touched fertilizer.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: I'm just fucking with you guys.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you guys. All these people out in Texas,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: it kind of sucks, man. In a lot of these places,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: there were distros that were popping. Champs is going to
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: look very different next year. The next year's vlog is
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: going to be 100% different because it's going to be
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: a new way and a new loophole of how they're
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: going to approach this. Or a new business. Nas was
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: prevalent at one time.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: And it was going to every smoke shop and then
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: it became a problem because fools were becoming nausea heads
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: and causing accidents. Now it's banned. And everybody was selling that.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: So now, everybody banned it.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: All those people that are doing it now, they were
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: selling Nas before those companies shifted into boner pill companies.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Now they all sell boner pills.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Wait up, wait up, wait up.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: So we went to Champs two years ago. Everybody was
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: selling Nas. It was all over the motherfucking convention.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: This shit, there was none?
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Because people realize what it does to the shit.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: So look, it's not just California that had that issue
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: with these people that were out there doing dumbass shit
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: with the Nas, dog. It's It was all these states
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: because every smoke shop had them, dog, including, like, people
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: go with trends. Like, all these smoke shops go with trends, dog.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: The same smoke shop that's now selling Pokemon cards that
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I know personally in Huntington Beach.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Was stocked up with hella gnaws.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: When that shit was at its peak. You know what
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I mean? And then after that, you know, and then
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: before that, when the vape fucking thing was going crazy,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: they stocked up on that. So, like, this trade show
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: dictates what hits these markets, dude.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: The kratom wave was all because of all that shit.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: That shit's bad, I heard.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Have you tried that shit?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Dude, I know somebody that does that shit.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: They fucking stink, dog.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: The kratom powder?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: That shit fucking stinks, dog.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: It's like heroin, right? Basically, yeah. Natural.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Well, heroin's natural. I mean, technically.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I've heard both sides of it. I've heard that it
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: can be really addicting and it's basically heroin. I've also
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: heard that it can get you off of opiates. Yeah,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: it's supposed to get you up. So does methadone though, right?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: But I would rather be doing Kratom than heroin. You
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: get what I'm trying to say? If you're on heroin
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: and someone's.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Like, well, do Kratom.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, yeah, but I don't know.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Damage control. In Toronto one summer, we went on like
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: a five-hour bike ride and one of the guys brought
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Kratom and he just gave us all Kratom. What did
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: you feel? I just felt relaxed and he just kept going.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: You just fell asleep? No, he just kept going. No,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: we were awake. They make you sleep well. Someone gave
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: me some once. I never did it. They said it
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: was good for muscle recovery and shit.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, the fool that I know that
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: takes it does not look like he recovers anything in
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: his muscle, dog. That shit looks like it takes from
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: his muscles, dog. This was like fucking beyond fucking skinny.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I could go like... You can abuse anything and take
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: too much of it. Some things have medical properties if
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: you don't abuse it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: It's like salvia. Any of you guys smoke salvia?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Nah. I remember the trend of salvia. I never smoked it, but.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: It was a trend.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I thought about it. You hit that, then you see
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: purple elephants, and you want to shoot your, like, fuck that.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you freak out. It sounds fun sometimes.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But wasn't it like, they would claim it was like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Like weed. I remember being a kid and being like, well,
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: it's like weed.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: It's the medical. Then why was weed illegal and why
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: do they sell that in grocery stores? What about K2?
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Remember that?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: That shit is like very dangerous. I heard fools go
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: crazy in prison.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: That's like synthetic weed.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Fools go crazy. That's the shit they be smoking in
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: prison from like what I hear from different people and
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: the stories that say that fools go crazy.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember like the old High Times magazines?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: They used to sell that shit. Spice.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spice. But in Texas, isn't like Delta 4, isn't
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: that synthetic weed? I think it's some other version of THC.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Technically, no. They're taking a molecule out of weed, which
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: makes it different.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: No, look.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: The thing is, all that Delta A shit and all
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: that stuff, that shit is just regular bud, dog. The
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: moment you ignite it is when you fucking transform the fucking...
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You activate the THC component. So it could just be
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: regular bud, and it's labeled as Delta A. But when
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: it's lit up, then you activate the THC components in it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: But I've seen some of that weed. That's not like.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: There's different components, though. There's Delta 8, Delta 9. There's
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: fucking CBN.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Does it look like regular weed?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: The ones that use the loophole, that you just got
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: to light up, that's regular weed, dog. I'll be honest.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: But the other ones, like the CBNs and all the
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: other shit, I don't trust that shit. I think that
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: they're funky about it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Well, I was just in Texas.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Like that dad grass shit?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just in Texas not that long ago
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: and New Mexico and Arizona.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: You know me, I was stoner.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I would literally just.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Stop by a dispensary And smoke there And not drive
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: with you I would just get high At the dispensary
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: And then fucking drive To the next dispensary Yeah But
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: these fucking dispensaries Had delta 4 rosin.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think all that i think all that shit
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: is a.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Front dog i would have bought it i just didn't
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: have my none of.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: That shit is required to get tested so think about
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it dog if a company run if a company gets
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the right paperwork they're gonna run in like a small
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like a small check shop that's crooked they're gonna be
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna do as many smogs as we can
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: until they come knocking yeah so the same thing that
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: happens dog you don't think that there's a bunch of
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: armholes out there like we're going to put money into
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: this and then You know, whatever happens, happens. And they're
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: They're labeling.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: They make the stickers, dawg. They put fucking Delta A,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Delta 9. They sell it to all these stores. They
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: make fake testing. And they fucking run it up because
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: a cop's not going to be like, this smells like
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: fucking regular rosin. Like, you don't give a fuck. And
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: he's not going to take the time. DEA's not going
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to go in there like that. After a while, when
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: you fucking get caught up, that's when, you know, they
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: just shut you down. And then you just do it again.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: That's how dispensaries back in the day used to operate, dawg.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: You make enough money to... They take your shit down,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: they tax it, and you fucking... You don't keep anything.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: You don't keep all your profit in the shop. You
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: only keep enough that you're able to take a loss,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and you fucking... If they come knocking, guess what? You
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: bail everybody out, and you keep it going. That way
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: you don't fucking have nobody burning you. That's why they're
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: always kind of empty, huh? What?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. In the beginning, they.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Had enough weed for me to buy, but it was
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: never like they got weed weed.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: It's not like the dispensaries now where they have a
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: whole fucking set up. It was one little table.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: One little table and ten jars, dog.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Enough to run away with. Or enough to lose.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Or get robbed, too.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: That's another thing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: They were getting robbed, so at the end of the day,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: if you do get robbed, you're like, well, take it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I saw a video, dog. You know what's the number
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: one most robbed grocery store out here?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Dollar Tree.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Ralph's.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Trader motherfucking Joe's, dawg. Yeah, dawg. Like, Trader Joe's gets robbed.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know, dawg.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Fools just be fucking thinking Trader Joe's got it going on, dawg.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You can barely find a parking spot there, man. Let
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: alone fucking.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: They got quality music.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: No honestly though so here's the thing I saw this
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: video that was that was like the truth about Trader
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Joe's dog they buy from Coca-Cola and all these companies
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: dog they don't even disclose where they get their shit
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: from a lot of their shit is that it's not
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: even it's not even good for you dog.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: It's just branded yeah it's just branded differently.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Most shit's not good.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: For you though for being honest Yeah, there's metal in
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: the weed. They're doing metal shavings and stuff. Metal in
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: the weed, the frogs are making you gay. We're so fucked, dude.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: We're so fucked.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: I think we've been fucked forever. You just got to
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: live your life, man. It's like everything's bad. It's always
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: been bad. When people are like, things are worse.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: World War II was pretty bad. I have a feeling.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: I think there's more people, and I think we have
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: more access to information. But I think people were more
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: like blind back then. You had to get a fucking
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: newspaper or something, right?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: But it's like.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: I'm sure people thought the end of days were coming
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: during World War II or like.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: They thought it was coming during COVID most people.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: What about those fools that smoked themselves when they made
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: that radio show about the aliens invading back in the day?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they thought it was like, oh, it's going to.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Be the most.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: That was their odyssey. They're just like, it's going to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: be the most cinematic experience over the radio. People thought
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: it was so serious. They're like, they're fucking coming.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine coming home from school and just sitting
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: around the radio for five hours?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck no. But then again, I say fuck no, but
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: there's nothing to fucking do.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: But I used to do that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: I would sit and make fucking mixtapes or like play.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: You know, I would sit and listen to fucking K-Rock
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: for hours. Yeah, K-Rock fucking mixes. Waiting for the song
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I want to hear.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: And then replaying it, it sounds way lower on the tape, dog. Yeah, yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this shit's all mixed. What the fuck?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Because you got to.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Because after that happened, after the War of the Worlds.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: There was this law that came through that they have
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: to tell people it's.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: A story in the beginning.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: I think they told them multiple times through the original broadcast.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: People hear what they want.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I was about to say, I don't know if they did,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: but you also got to think about it. Just coming,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: even if it's mid-transmission, you're just running into the world's ending.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: So you would have had to catch the beginning to
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: understand this is a story.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Imagine you're like the one in your house. You hear
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: your dad is like, fuck this. That fool smokes himself,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: but you're just like, I'm going to wait. You know
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean? You're the one that's like, I'm going
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to wait until I see some shit come out the.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Sky, dog.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Because if I'm just hearing people like, oh, no, there's
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: some shit going on, I'm like, okay, bro, if this
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: is the sky, I'm like, what the fuck?
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Well, you get people getting ready to fucking swallow pills
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: or like, you know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, I read this. Well, I didn't read it, but
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: this video that was talking about this one guy, I
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: forget his fucking name, but he's known for this shit.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: He told his wife if that fool was in his
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: deathbed and he was going to die... Like he's like,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: shoot me up with LSD, dog. And I full die
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: tripping balls.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. It's scary actually, but hell yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: It's fucking horrible.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: You know how you said the end of the world?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, you guys never been to my pad, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: at my pad, I have this little, it's just like
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: a frame.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: And in the frame, there's two tabs. And it says,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: in case of an emergency, you can break it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: And it's for when the world ends, when you're just like, well,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: in case of an emergency. I know you love it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I told you I have that box.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: People told me it went bad.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I got that liquid on me. No, but people told
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: me it went bad. I don't know. You might be
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: able to still do it. It's been over five years.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I've had it for a long time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Only one way to find out. Let's break the glass
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: and try.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I'll do it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: Tripping acid at the end of the world is crazy, man.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Let's not wait until the end of the world.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Let's just do this for you. Let's break the glass. No,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: but you know what you were talking about, waiting to die.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: You guys know Soft White Underbelly, that thing? Yeah, of course.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: So Doug Stanhope just did one. And I didn't know
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: this story, but this guy, his mom was dying. Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And he helped kill her. He just hit her. She
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: was feeding her drinks. Why? When she wanted to go.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's told this story multiple times on podcasts.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: She was an alcoholic?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Doug Stanhope?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He just kept giving her drinks?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Like she was dying. Really? Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: She was like towards the end and he kind of
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: like sat with her.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: He's like, I was the bartender. He's like, I didn't
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: assist her. I was the bar back. That's what he said.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: He just kept feeding her drinks.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, like at that point though, like.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: That's a experience between a mother and a son, dog.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, man.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, but like at that point, it's like, man...
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to cry, bro. I fucking gave her
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the last thing she wanted. If she's still in her
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: conscious mind... And that's what the fuck she wants to do, dog?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And the doctor said, she's going to die, fool.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, sure.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say my I love you. I'll be like, look,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start whipping up the drinks, but you
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: got to let me know.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: It's assisted, you know, it's like legal. I think it's
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: legal in California.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It's legal in Oregon.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Assisted suicide. Yeah. It has to go through the government.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: You can't just help at home. Yeah. It's pretty wild. Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't think I'd be sort of secondhand high talking
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: about death this early in the morning, but. I keep
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: looking at your tattoo that says relax.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, chill out, man.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It's all right.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, if you woke up.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: It's okay to talk about death. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Waking up is just like the opposite of death, man.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Come on, fool. If you think about it. But most
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: people are afraid. They don't talk about it because they're
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: afraid of it. But it's like the most inevitable thing
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's only scary if like you die. It's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the only thing that's guaranteed. If it's like grotesque the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: way you die. But like if you just like fucking like.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You just die like American, like a heart attack.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: You just die American.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? How does an American die, dog?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Get a bald eagle, man. Get a heart attack. Heart disease.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Heart disease. Oh, okay, you meant fat. Okay, okay.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You get a heart attack, dog. Like 80% of Americans
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: die of like.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Heart attack or, well, I don't want heart disease, but
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like- Some people don't.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Get enough blood to their heart.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: I thought you meant like holding an American flag while
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: an eagle pokes your.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Fucking eyeballs out. Pledge of Allegiance.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: And an M6, somebody shoots you with an M16.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Firing squad in my bedroom. Yeah, dog, like dog.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I think people say you feel the heart attack coming.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: This is really great conversation right now, man. They say
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you got a pain in your left arm. No, they
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: say you feel your pain in your left arm.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: No, yesterday I was having like a little panic attack
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: and I thought I was having like a fucking heart issue.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's why we're fucking it up.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Now he's high too.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: For sure. Oh, yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I can feel it in my fucking throat. I mean,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not mad at it. It's a freebie. You're still
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: California sober.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: No, I'm fully sober now. But I'm not like, I'm
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: not a nerd.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: He's like, I ain't going to fucking leave.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is, you know.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: You know, the only person I know that wouldn't leave
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and it makes me realize that I'm like, this fool
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: for sure went hard is Steve-O. Because that's the only
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: time I've ever seen B-Real ever stop smoking for a podcast.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Usually everybody else, he's like, don't tell him, don't come then.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, for real, you were like.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: You said Rogan stopped smoking. That's his boy?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: No, hell no.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Rogan puffed.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I was in the car with that fool.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: The only person that didn't smoke on the show was
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Tony Hawk, and he left high as fuck.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, you can get the secondhand effect,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying like.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: I saw that fool pulled over, like... Literally a hundred
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: yards from this building, just sitting there. And I was
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: just on my way home. I was like, damn.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Tony Hawk was.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Just sitting there, dog, stoned out of his mind.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: You can see it. That's the smoke box thing?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: No, we did the show. It used to be up there.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: So you're not even in the fucking little... The only.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Show that gets ventilation is the main one down there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: This is like condensing. It makes sense because we don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: smoke the same, so we'll get smoked out. You will
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: get secondhand, especially the way we puff. And like some people,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: when they said like, oh, you don't get secondhand or this,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: this and that. I'm just like, fool, they're not smoking
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like good shit, dog. I was like, if everybody's smoking
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: some top tier, some Hadar, some chiclets, you know what
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I mean? Some secret menu stuff. That's like that. You're good.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: You're going to get it, dog. I remember being in
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a hotbox, dog. You remember there was always that one
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: kid back in the day or they were there like
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: that food. They don't want to smoke. We want to
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: be in the hotbox.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: And you're like, why, fool?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Why do you want to be the dog in the car?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: In the car? Yeah, you know what I mean? You
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: remember the Jamaican hotbox? You ever do that at the parties?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Turn the shower on, everybody in.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: The bathroom, and smoke up in the bathroom? First of all,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: the whole setup sounded so weird.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: That sounds like a sex act. The Jamaican hotbox.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Turn the shower on, get naked. There's a bunch of
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: people in the bathroom. You turn the hot water on,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: so it gets steamy in there. And then you smoke,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: and then the steam and the smoke, and everybody gets fucked.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: This is what you do in Canada, huh? Hotels and shit. Man.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: You know, hotel parties. Makes sense.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: It carries in the water molecules or something.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just get fucked. But is it? Yeah, never mind.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're clogging up your pores and shit.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: At my house, when I'm really hungover, I'll roll up
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: a joint and smoke it in the shower while the
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: water's just fucking hitting my back type of shit. But
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: that's not the same.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: You're like, it won't stay lit, man. He's facing the water. Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Shower beers hit.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, shower beers hit. I used to love a shower beer, man.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Shower beers hit.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't think they did, dog. Then one day I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: was like, I want to see what the fuck's the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: deal with this. I'm kind of hungover, and I fucking
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just chugged that shit, and I was like, damn.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: They sell shower holsters for beers and stuff like that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That's too much. Yeah, yeah. Dude, that's when you're a
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: piece of shit. It's just like, bro. But a beer
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: is more of a shower thing than a joint is. Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it's liquid. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And shower beers is a thing. Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shower beers is a real thing, bro. You should
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: have the shower curry.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Shower 40, man. Why not?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Shower curry. He just has like a fucking bowl of shit.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Shower hookah, dude. You get the hose.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: It stays lit outside, you know.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Shower heroin.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: If water goes in, it just goes right back into
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: the water.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Or you put the hose through the tub. Yeah. Okay.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: A tub hookah. Tabooka bazooka.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You could use your toilet as a bong.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Come on, dawg. Hell yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Where are you going to put your mouth? That's the
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: shit you see on Harold and Kumar, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Harold and Kumar. That's the shit you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: See on Harold and Kumar, dog. You see the Indian
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: guy hitting the fucking toilet as a bong.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Come on.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you've never done, like, what is it? Audio
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: overs to Harold and Kumar.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Audiobook?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: No, like, you know how people do that? They delve over.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Did you think Harold and Kumar was a book?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What are you talking about?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You know, you've never seen that movie?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, what audio? What are you talking about?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: You lived it, man.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: It was Kumar. No, what is it? It was, fuck,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: what was it? Damn, I lost my train of thought.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Harold and Kumar.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: The audio oh yeah like dubbing over the audio and
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: then you doing your own uh me.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Doing all of kumar he's speaking english i would also
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: be speaking english yeah that's.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: The best part but you just it's another man come
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: on dog you ever met aziz nitty i have not
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: huh i have not it's just like what dog That's
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: a valid question, dog. He can ask us if we
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: met other Mexican people.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I would ask you if we met any El Salvadorians,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: but I don't know any famous El Salvadorians.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: There's not a lot, bro. Have you met the Papusa?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I like to know.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Listen, I might need you at GPT on this.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: There's none, bro.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Have you met the giant Papusa? That is a world
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: record we hold, by the way.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: We know your president because he fucking made you guys
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: into Bitcoin holders.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: There you go, dog. That's the most famous one you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: need to know. Fits the whole country, dog.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know a famous person.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? What, he switched the currency to Bitcoin?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't he switch the currency to Bitcoin?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: It's a national form of currency.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Wow. I mean.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: El Salvador don't fuck around.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: You can buy pupusas with Bitcoin. That's crazy, dog.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: That's wild, man.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, but think about it, don't listen.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I was doing with fucking pupusas now, dog?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: If that shit goes spiked up, that pupusa's like $ 10, dog.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: She's like, yo. The pupusas have metal in them, man.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: They have coins.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have coins, yeah. We used our currency to
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: make the masa.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you never met Aziz?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: No, I wish.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Back to the question.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: What, bro?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: He seemed like a cool guy. I like Parks and Recs.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good show.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a great show. Come on, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I would love to meet that guy.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: When I first started comedy, I went to some underground
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: show in a basement, and Aziz did a drop-in.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I remember before, I was like, oh, shit, Aziz is here.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: He crushed it. He's a little guy. Yeah. Is he
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: like Ray says? Is he like Kevin Hart little? I
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: don't think so, nah. He's like 5'7, I think.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's taller than you, Ray?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I don't see height, man.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I don't see height. Okay, yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I just see color. Well, you know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: He stopped doing comedy because he got me toot.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: He got me toot. Yeah, dog. Was he the one?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: He seems really nice of a guy. It's like, how
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: does he me toot you? Come on. Yeah, that's what
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, how does he fucking me toot?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: He just begs you. You would just get smaller people.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: He just gives you the Indian slap from Bollywood. How
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: could you slap?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: How could you slap?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: How could you slap this girl? I had a friend
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: who would send me that every day for like months.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That's top tier Indian content, dog. Don't. Don't. That and Pooja,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: what is his behavior? Oh, I don't know that. No,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: but I already love it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: The one pound fish was cool too.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: One pound fish was good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: One pound fish was epic until like he just started
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: milking it too much and you're just like, bro, your
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: 15 minutes are.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Up, dog.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: He's like one pound coin, one pound.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Was he doing it with other things? Yes, bro.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: He just kept doing it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He forgot where he came from, man. He keeps using
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that beat for different songs. Okay. All right. You know who.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody thinks is like. You should have just gone back
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to Selfish, dog.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: You know who we think like died out? Was that
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Gangnam Style guy? He's still crazy in fucking Korea, dog.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was a one-time thing and then
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I looked him up.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: It was a one-time thing for us.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: And it was not.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Which is a crazy achievement if you think about it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: As a South Korean?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Anybody from any country, right?
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: The Spanish thing is, we've done it, but to come
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: to America and make it big when you don't even
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: speak English in your music, like all these K-pop bands, like.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: But he didn't even come here to make it big.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I think that song got viral from moving there. Whatever
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: it is, right? Like, even Ricky Martin, I think about
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: that back then.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: To be selling all those records to an English-speaking country,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: you know, mind you, there's a lot of Latinos here,
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: but like.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's a crazy.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Achievement, dude. The amount of Latino people that fucking like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: especially girls that like the K-pop shit. It's so fucking wild, dog.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: These dudes are doing stadiums multiple days. Sold the fuck out.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: They did shit at BMO, dog. I think I was
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: going to the... There was a hip-hop concert going on
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: at the Coliseum. And I was passing by that shit.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, Ain't nothing but fucking Mexican girls that
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: want to be Asian here.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, they all just... Why do they want
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to be Asian?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Because they all.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: No, well, they like the fucking culture, dog.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: So those are the girls that don't say... How you
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: say it? Yeah, dog.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Everybody wants to be everything, you know, which is good.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, back then, right? I mean, you couldn't fucking even.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: But there was a point where everyone was getting mad
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: at cultural appropriation. Couldn't even be yourself.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Like, black people are like, you can't be that, bro.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: This is a stoner thought, but like yesterday I was
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: driving down the street and I saw like a mixed couple,
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: like a white girl with a black dude and I
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: was like, it hit me for a second.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, this was illegal. Yeah. It's, we've come
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: a long way as far as like, we have a lot,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: a lot to keep doing. It upset you when you
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: saw it? No, no, no. It upset me that you
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: couldn't do that before. Yeah, okay. Just crazy to think about.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, you fucking.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: You know, or like it, yeah, you know, it's illegal
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: to be gay or like things like that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: And you're just like, man, illegal? But, you know, it's
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: just crazy, man. Is there anywhere else in the world
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: that still has it illegal to marry outside of your race?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Probably like west virginia.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: Honestly you find out some of these some of these
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: states you go they just banned this thing like in
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: in 1996 and you're like what the fuck yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: It's crazy no like bestiality still being legal in some states.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Well i just heard about that yeah you can you
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: can still be in the fbi.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Keeping up with that that's crazy that's yeah and cash
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: patel literally said that's all right That guy will hire you.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: That guy will hire you if there's bestiality in your record.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Hey, that was crazy, dog. Even to be the head
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: of the FBI, right?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: He's top cop.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: That's what the FBI means, top cop.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Number one cop. Well, it's just crazy that you make
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: that a talking point. Like, if I'm him and you
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: hide it. You hide it in there, man. You know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: you're just.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: So there's only been three places that kind of made
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: it illegal to marry outside of your race, and they
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: kind of don't longer have it. So obviously the U.S.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: with the black and white laws. And then South Africa.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: South Africa, they were just like, yo, we ain't doing
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the mixed marriage act and all this shit. And then,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: of course, the Nazis. And this is crazy, though, the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: little hats. But little hats say you got to do
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: it in a Jewish ceremony. So what color are the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Jewish people?
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: So wait so yeah yeah i guess yeah that's crazy.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Man i love how you said the nazis like we
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: didn't already know that yeah like thanks for letting us
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: know that the nazis just in case you did yeah
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: i know like it was one that skipped my mind
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: you know i was like oh no probably the nazis
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: were letting it be slight you know.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: But what if they met like a what if like
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: a white nazi fell in love with a black nazi
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: this is how high we are now there's some black
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: nazis out there There's all kinds of, every race. Well, Kanye,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the most famous one. At least the one that makes
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: the best music. Sure, sure.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Somebody said cannibalism is legal in 49 states except for Idaho.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Huh.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Is that true? That's crazy. Look that up, Ray. If cannibalism,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that means you could just eat somebody. You're not going
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to get in trouble.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: In Idaho? That's because Idaho, no, it's not legal there. Right?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Did you say?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not legal.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: That's because they have potatoes, man. And if I have potatoes,
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: I'm not eating a person. I'm having mashed potatoes. I'm
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: having potatoes au gratin. I'm having French fries.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Meat and potatoes.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Baked potatoes.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Did you ever hear that case? The guy that wanted
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: to get Ian and he put it up on Craigslist
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: or somewhere. And then another guy that wanted to eat
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: someone found it and they got together and said, well.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I want to be in and you want to eat people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Let's do it together. Consensual cut.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: This guy recorded it and the cops found out about
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: it because we'll post it online. And he ended up
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: going to jail. And then it was like, he killed
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: the guy or to cut a piece of him off.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: He killed, he had to kill him to eat him, bro.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: He could have just cut a piece of his leg off. No, no. Okay. No,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: he was, he might've done it.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Wasn't there, there was a guy else who wanted like
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: his penis eaten or something.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That's a weird ass. Who's that?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Axe.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: All right idaho's the only state he's like no i
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: don't want to cut it off i don't want to.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: Eat it either idaho's the only state that's illegal specifically
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: so you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Could just punch on somebody you could just because something
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: must have happened in idaho that they had to go
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: make that a politician got a yeah or something you
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: know that's wild man bro they're eating people Jeffrey Epstein.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: McDonald's. Look up the files, bro.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I guess it's legal, but killing them is illegal. So
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: you just have to not kill them and source it
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: from somewhere humane. Pizza, beef jerky, grape soda.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Like you said, could you have a piece?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Could you have a toe or something? They say it's closest...
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Humans are closest to pig, right? Yeah. So it probably
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: tastes like pork.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: This happened in 1990, this law.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: You like that law in Idaho? Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Patamposoles, good, huh?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't want to think about what he
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: just said.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, patamposoles.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: They would.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're saying that we taste like pig.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: They probably would. Because we're so close to it genetically. Yeah, man.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: And then all these religions say don't eat pork. That's
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: why I feel bad when I eat pork. Tastes like Gertie.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Bakes are smart, man. They were fucking the first attempt
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: at humans. That's what they said. Bacon's fire, though.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Bacon's fire, bro.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: It's great, yeah. It's so bad for you, too, though.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: You try some E-Zone bacon fat?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: That's why you eat two strips, dude.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I've always said it. If there's ever a chance.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Some E-Zone back bacon? If there's ever a chance that
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: E-Zone... He's thought about eating me, dog.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I've always said it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: If there's ever a chance where, I die on a
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: plane and someone survives, I'm eating the fattest person because
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: they probably taste better just like normal meat.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: You want the fattiest one.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: He'd go for my penis first.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: You'd have a bunch of marble.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: He's the only one who'd have a bunch of marble.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: He'd call dibs on the penis.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: He's only been fat for a long time. He'd have
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: that ingrained marble in him.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, dog, somebody fucking said they're like, yo, they're like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the marrying into your race was to protect your culture.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: They were like, the people who made it popular were
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: white people because they have no culture. Oh, savage dog.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: I would argue that white people outside of America have culture.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: White people got culture.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: And that's part of the problem.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: People have forgotten their culture. Some of them remember it
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: a little too much. The white culture here is just unfortunate.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, it just became an American, like it
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: became its own thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: The bald white guy. This guy's culture is literally Dr. Pepper. See,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: but they don't... but they.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Do have their culture because what being a hillbilly redneck
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: RV that's still their culture.
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: Even though they don't like it you can still be
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: it's them yeah it's a bad one I would say
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: yeah be a hillbilly don't be racist but if you
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: love if you love beer and you love your trailer
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: and fuck whatever you're.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Good yeah why not it sounds fun Your little pontoon.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Little trailer park life? Yeah. You want a coffee? Sometimes
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I think about that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: You ever watch.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: You want ice or you want.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: No, you know what? I'm good.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I got this.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I'll sip on it. Thank you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: You ever watch Trailer Park Boys? I've never seen Trailer
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Park Boys. Dude, you should watch it. I've heard it's good. Yeah, Canadian. Yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: it's the best show.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Nothing made me want to start shooting randomly in that show.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Like those random shootouts at the trailer park.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I think Trailer Park Boys... Living in Trailer
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Park is like... Must be.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Just going out and just shooting your pistol and everything.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just having fun. Piss bottles. Piss drugs. Piss drugs.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: randy randy you ever seen it.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: No i've never seen you never saw trailer park boys
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: i've seen it but i just never clicked on it
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: there's just so much shit to watch that it wasn't
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: one of like my top choices but everyone talks really
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: good about.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: It it's one of the funniest have you ever seen
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: i'm looking up this movie right now dave foley made
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: it he's he's canadian uh from kids in the hall
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: i think it's called the wrong man or the wrong
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: guy oh it's one of the funniest movies i've ever
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: seen in my life dude Dave Foley it's this guy
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: he's basically you know that he's not guilty of it
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: but he thinks they're after him for a murder that
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: he didn't commit and so the whole movie is him
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: trying to run away and they're not even looking for
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: him that's.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Great is it a comedy it's a comedy okay I.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Was just like no it's one of the funniest movies.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Man this shit be a thriller shit yeah right yeah
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: They kind of treat some of the stuff like it's
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: a thriller, like it's real, but he's.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Just a silly guy.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Good Will Hunting at one point was going to be
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: a thriller. Then they ended up making it a dramatic film.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: How do you... I've honestly never seen it from beginning
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: to end.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure. People love it, man. How do you
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: like them apples?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Classic. Yeah. Shout out Red Eyes. This is delicious.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: It's a movie about just like, hey, man, don't be
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Good Will Hunting?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not really. Not really.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: He gives them some solid advice.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: What is it about, Ray?
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: It's about how fucking forced trauma can make you into
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: a piece of shit. It's not really your fault.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Robin Williams is pretty much telling them, like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: don't be a piece of shit.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: He wasn't a piece of shit.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: He was just misguided because he never had a father
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: figure to begin with.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah, there you go.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Well, at least a positive father figure.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: The therapist and the other fool who knew that he
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: was smart and all this shit. And that does something
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: to you, too. Like a fucking mentor.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: That's where he's got, like, that speech, right? He's got
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: some crazy speech where he's talking to the guy about...
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: At the park. Yeah, okay.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, you don't know shit, bro.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: I actually been outside of this fucking state, out of
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: this country.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Saw shit. Went to war. Yeah?
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: He said all this shit.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: You need people in your life who have been through
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: it to fucking guide you, you know?
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: You can tell me everything about this one painting, but
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: could you tell me how it actually smelled like in
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: that very fucking building? No, bitch, because I did.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: So stop. When I was nine years old, my brother
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: was like 12, 13. I might have been eight. My
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: family was getting ready to go to a party. We
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: were waiting for my brother to come home. He was
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: out with his friends. And he was late. We didn't
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: know where this guy was. And he got robbed for
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: his bike on his way home. So that's why he
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: was late. So then whatever, he gets ready and we
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: all leave. And as we're driving out, my dad's driving,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: all the kids, me and my brother and sister in
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: the back, my mom's in the front. And we see, don't,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: and we see, as we're driving, we see the guy
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: on the bike. My brother's like, yo, that's the guy.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: And my dad starts chasing him. And we go into
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: like a little mini plaza, right? And it's kind of
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: tight with cars, so you can't really like turn around
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: too hard.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: But my dad's chasing the guy, and the.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Guy's on a bike, so he just turns around and
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: goes the other way, right? Your dad's like running full speed? No,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: like we're in the car, and my dad's chasing him.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: But the guy turns around and goes the other way,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: and he gets away because he's on a bike. He
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: can just flip around. And my dad, I was a kid,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: so I thought it was real, right? And my dad
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: turns around and goes, you know, I could have caught
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: him right now, but if I turned the car around
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the way I wanted to, everybody would have died. And
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, thanks, Dad. Saved our lives. It
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: just made me think of that right now as you're
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: talking about your father or whatever, not being there. I
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: was like, my dad was there, but he didn't do anything.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: He let the guy take the mic.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he did a whole theatrical production.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: About it.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: But he had to instill the fear that the reason he.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: He knew drama, dude. He knew the power of drama.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Everybody would have died. Honestly, he's probably also using that
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: for you guys to be like, your dad's crazy, man.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, you better watch it. Don't fuck
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: with dad.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: He could have killed us.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Man. Man.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What kind of car was it?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yo, it was like a Bonneville.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: You guys remember that?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. It was a fucking boat.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, that's kind of hard to
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: make a U-turn into, bro.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, that shit could have flipped over, dog.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's right. Are there Canadian car companies? I think
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: there are now electric ones, but I'm not even sure. Actually,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Canada just opened up. Is it America too? Canada just
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: started because I don't know if America does it, but
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Canada just opened up the market for China to start
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: selling EVs in Canada. Now that you say that, I
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: don't know how every country doesn't have its own car.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: It's a bitch to create factories. It is, but you're
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: a country.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Like, at the same time, I get where you're coming from,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: but that's Canada. Why don't they have... Some countries can't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: figure out water.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: In Germany, I.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: But no, Canada's a great one that I would say
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: would have one.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Also, some countries, you don't need a car. You just
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: bicycle everywhere. Amsterdam doesn't need a car.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: But yet, they have.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Germany have what?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Audi, BMW, Volkswagen. One country has fucking four of these.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Every country that lost the war has one of the biggest.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I trip out on.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Is like those machines that make the, like proprietary mechanisms
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: that make like, you know, whatever, brake pads or whatever.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: I'm always just tripping out on that, that somebody created
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: this machine. For a factory sort of line to make cars.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: It's fucking wild, man.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: No, because I've always.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who was that person that got paid, though? He
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: never probably worked at the factory ever, huh?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Dude, just make... Yeah, or like.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: The conveyor belt guy? Yeah, or people that make springs.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: You ever seen those videos on Instagram?
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Like a machine that makes fucking springs.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: That's all they do? Dude. Yeah, just cutting metal. That's
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: how the metal ends up in the weed. Xavier.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: It takes about $ 2 to $ 10 billion to be.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: A car company. You're a country.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Whether it's a small car company or a big car company.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: You're a country. Are you going to buy an African
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: car from?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You're a country. It's cheaper to import, man.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: They do. There's car brands and companies you've never heard
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: of before. There should be.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Asia has a bunch of them, dog. Japan has a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: bunch of them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: It's just what this country allows to sell here. You know?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Like....
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Like, for example, Mexico makes Volkswagen. They make a lot
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: of cars. Why not just also get one of those.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Fucking factories and be like, stamp your fucking car logo
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: on it?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Because they cost money, fool. They're countries. You guys are athletes.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Countries don't print their own money. No, but the thing is,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: then they have to sell that shit. Well, yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, make good shit.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the other thing. All the big car brands
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: have a monopoly on the market.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: This isn't about Mexico. This is about the company itself.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Canada. Two new companies.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about Canada. Somebody in the chat room, wow, smart.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: There's only like five countries that make cars.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: I'll say this, because Toyota couldn't do it. Scion is gone, right?
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: That was Toyota starting another little side thing. You see
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: what Tesla and Rivian are the only two real.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: New ones that you've seen.
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: Xavier, the United States of America as a whole. With
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: all the expenses that we have.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Look what happened to Detroit, man.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: We have about $ 1 trillion to spend, bro.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: You're talking about Mexico, Canada.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: What about Russia, China?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: What are their cars?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: And these are world powers. These are world powers, homie.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: You're going to bring up some country. Why is it
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: not being sold in America?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, you know what I say to you?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: It's a stoner thought. You start it, man. You go
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: over there. You move over there.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: If I had a country, that would be my first
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: fucking idea. Let's start a fucking car. Why don't you
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: ask Cuba why they still use cars from the 1950s?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: El Salvador. How long until El Salvador brings up a car?
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Those cars are beautiful, man. You ever seen that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Footage of the cars in Cuba?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: They got no choice.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: They're like cherry, like, yeah, 1950s, like a Bel.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Air or something, dude. Well, they had to, because then
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Put an embargo on them. That's the one and only
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: car you're going to have.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you guys fucking put an embargo on them.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: They're taxi cabs over there.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: They're about to be free. It's about to be free
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: range Cuba.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: No, didn't they say they're going to invade Cuba to
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: get ready to do some military operations?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, it's about to be paradise there again.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Can we stop with the military operations, man? Can everybody
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: just live, man?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: We can't.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: You guys are doing it. It's you guys, bro. It's crazy.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: It's not me. You guys are paying taxes? I can barely.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not invading anyone.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: We can't even take it over Iran.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Why do we want to? Just live
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: and let live, man. This is America.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I remember when they talked about it, I was like, oh, bro,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: we can probably take over anything.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: With how much we spend. It's just a waste of money, obviously.
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: Xavier, Mexico doesn't have a giant global car company because
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: it is much cheaper, safer, and more profitable to build
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: cars for everyone else.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Cartel Motors.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, also, you set up a factory. You start, like,
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: polluting the water supply. Like, you start fucking up.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Like, does India have a car?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Tons.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a lot of electric cars.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why not bring them over?
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: They're shitty enough.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: We don't want them. You do have to drive them
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: with your feet. Like the Flintstones? One of the biggest
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: car companies in the world is called Tata. T-A-T-A. Really? Yeah,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I bet they have a fire logo, man. I don't know.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Why not have some here? They're like small-ass cars, too, bro.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: That's tight. They have all kinds of cars. I bet
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: the logo's cool. Just like cars in China. The U.S.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: won't let them come into the market because they'll take over.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Safety regulations.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Ford will go under.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: It's mostly safety regulations.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I'm just, I mean, yeah, that's what I'm just wondering.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, that, that's tight. Shout out to those countries.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That were like, here's my thing is like, why would you?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: It's like, fuck those countries. I'm going to build my
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: own and sell it to my people.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: It's a smart car.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, they got, they got sedans though.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: They got everything.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: See, that's fire.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I'll try one of those.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Damn.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: Xavier.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: This card can heat up Gertie.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Every card can, technically.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: The reason why India has car companies and Mexico doesn't.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Grilled cheese on the hood.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I don't really need an explanation. It's just a thought, Ray,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: but thank you.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. No, it was a passionate rant, man.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Don't forget what you.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Were just doing.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: He was crying about the car. All of us in
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Mexico can't make it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: You were fucking slamming your fist five minutes ago, man.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: You were like... Why?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: But India does have one. That was what I was
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: trying to say. There are countries that have them. Now
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk about it because you found
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: out India makes cars. I was kind of just telling
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: you that Mexico does it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: But to your benefit, Mexico makes cocaine and India doesn't.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Very true.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: They're important exporters.
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: It's a good thought that leads you to a big
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: old rabbit hole.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Is it Bolivia?
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Bolivia and other... You know what Mexico calls those places?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Other Mexico.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, honestly, the leaf that they make coke out of,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I always wanted... You know how you see the natives
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: chew that shit?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I was interested in that.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, man. I always want to know what that shit's like.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Coca leaves. Yeah.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: They chew on that shit.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It's fantastic. Those foods are all chill.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Those foods are all chill. And then they chew it right.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And they're just so focused. And I'm just like, does
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: it hit like Adderall?
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Probably. Probably.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: It's probably nicer. It's probably like yerba mate, like a
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: little bit.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: The leaf?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to try it.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: That actual fucking leaf would fucking... Can we do a
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: whole pod while we do it? Because, first of all,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: you don't do it on the first round to experiment.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Once you get the hang and know how to ride
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: the bike, then you start doing stupid shit, dog.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Who chewed on that and was like, let's turn this
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: into something else?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: You know? Humans just want to.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody fucking was like, yo, the juice inside this leaf.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Every other person comes and adds something to it. Like,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: let's turn this into something else.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Let's dry it out.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Let's mix it up. Oh, wait, it's got to go
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: up your nose, man.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Some fucking nail polish in there.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Gasoline. Human ingenuity, man. Humans are sick. If you just
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: drive around California, there's houses on mountains. Yeah, crazy. Sticking
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: out of mountains. Humans are crazy, bro. Yeah, everything. We've
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: done sick shit. The table. The best way to snort drugs.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Best way to do drugs.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Well, I feel like those are some of the first
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: things that started being, you know, done.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Once you figure out your survival.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Alcohol, like brewing alcohol is like a very old thing,
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Monks made that shit up.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Monks, yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, monks made beer and all that shit up. They're
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: the ones who created that shit. Like the strong-ass beers,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: they get fucked up. Honestly, it didn't surprise me when
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: monks got busted for smoking meth. I was like, yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, the guys who get drunk once a
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: whole week.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Probably helped them fucking tune into that frequency.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Well, you watch even in nature, elephants will eat the
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: roots of some fermented tree to get drunk, or monkeys will,
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: you know, some gourd that's been.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: i always wanted to give a monkey drugs.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah like well there are a couple laboratories that are
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: already doing it yeah but like recreational ones like here's
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: a here's a balloon dog like you have like like
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: you don't do but the thing is those monkeys are
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: like happy well not in the not in the laboratories
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: but like i don't think they need to expand their
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: consciousness the way we do we're we're like contained in these.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Cities we want to like expand our minds you know
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: things like I don't know. Maybe every animal wants to
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: get high. You have cats, right? I have cats.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, imagine the monkey starts saying same team.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: I have a cat, yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: So I just found out about catnip.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: It's a trick.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't know cats got high. It blew my mind
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: that they literally saw it at the store. It's like
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: an animal.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: That likes to get high.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I give that shit to my.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: Cats every other day.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: You grow your own catnip?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the ones that come in, they all just
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: chill there, and sometimes they get bored, so I just
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: cover all the toys and catnips, and then they all just...
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: You run a.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Cat bar, dude.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a cat bar, and they show up at
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the right time. They're like, yo, what's up?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Can they get addicted to it? Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: They like it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: You've seen them. They roll in it. Yeah, they love it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: You can even put.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It in their fucking face and that shit.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Someone gave a lion. There's videos of lions and tigers
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: getting catnipped. How does it look like? I'm so mad.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I've never had a cat. That's cool. I want to
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: see that. It just looks like potpourri.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: It's just like green weeds.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: It's like oregano kind of.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: And dandelions there's different strains too though like i bought like.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: That i've dated girls with cats and they don't give
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: it to their cats they don't love their cats that's
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: what i'm thinking now like they're fucking they didn't love
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: their boyfriend they really didn't they didn't they didn't they
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: were never bringing me cocaine either that makes sense.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding man they might have they might have never
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: given me drugs why would they give their cat drugs.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah fool that's the best look at what is this
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: that's the best thing dude like you literally uh.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god on a fucking skateboard This is wild, dude.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Like, I leave a tray like that out.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Look at him.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Cats come and eat and play, dog.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: That gets them high.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look. That's what they do.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. That's dope. Look at it. All just
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: rolling in it. That's funny, man. That's basically what your
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: guy's weed delivery is, you know? Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: I wish it was something like that for my dog.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: It's called fucking playing with him, dog.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Give him some chocolate. It's called love, man. Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: They get their own 8-ball too, dog. Look at that shit.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: The zoomies.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: The zoomies. They get the zoomies.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's the worst, man. Caught my dog getting high
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: a couple times. It sucks, dude. You know, it's great.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Any animal, like, dude, I remember there's, I remember, like,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: when the flies would be coming in, right? Like, one time,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: B-Real fucking caught one and he put it in this shit.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And He's like, fuck this fly. It's just been annoying everybody.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: So we fucking poked the hole and started smoking.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: It out, right? This shit laid down on its back, bro.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Like, it was still. And then B's like, this shit's
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: still alive. He's like, just wait. That shit sat in
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: a coma for fucking an hour and a half. And
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: all of the blue, this shit said... And it fucking
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: got up and flew. And I was like, yo, can
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you imagine being that high when you're just.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: He thought he died. Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, this shit was dead. It might as
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: well have been dead.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: So this is a story I heard. I wasn't there.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. It might be just folklore. But
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: my boy said he was at a party, right? And
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: everyone was on mushrooms, smoking weed, everything, whatever. And he goes,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: there's this dog that got into a bunch of weed
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: and ate some mushrooms. Man, man. And he goes, it
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: was crazy. But he goes, at one point in the night...
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: when he was walking through one of the hallways in
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: the house, He saw the dog walking on two legs
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: the other way. Oh, man, that's terrible. No way.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: You ever seen those photos that they gave spiders different
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: drugs and watched them make webs?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard that's a lie, though.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard. That thing's fun anymore. I saw
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: the cocaine thing.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they swabbed them with coke and that's just
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: what they're going to do. I was like, that's legit.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Man, yeah. That was CGI before AI. When I was
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: in high school, I remember seeing photos of just the webs. Oh, true.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: so I think that I don't know if that.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Was I think that's real because I remember seeing that shit.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Too I felt like it was in like a book
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: but it could have been propaganda no no no.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I was about to say but you know it was
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: way easier to tell people something was real because you
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: just said it was in.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: A book yeah yeah it was at least easier back
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: then whoever the loudest guy was was right as long.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: As you got something published you could be like it's
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: in a book dude man That's like the.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Middle Eastern way. Whoever's the loudest guy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. That's the human way.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: I've seen some loud fucking Mexicans, loud white people.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Go hang out with two Persians having a normal conversation, dog.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, this shit gets louder and louder. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what's going on?
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: But at Sacred Ground at the Comedy Store, I've seen
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: every race do it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: So is this real right here?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen people change this up and fucking say, you
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, man.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that shit.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: But it seems like, why wouldn't.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: A scientist give a spider fucking a drug to watch
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: him do the web?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: If they're cool, anyway.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Swab it with coke?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Which drug is which? You can guess, man. No.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: LSD is probably that middle bottom one.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, no. Make it more creative. I think
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: the middle... Yeah, the middle bottom one.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: It's probably LSD. It shows Picasso spider.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Or the one to the left. But like cocaine to me,
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I go, oh, the busiest one.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: So the first one. Yeah, for sure.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: The bottom one on the right looks like very Spider-Man-ish.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Weed is going to be the one way on the
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: right because he got tired. Yeah, he just gave up.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: He's like, I don't know, man.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: This is good enough. It's got more straight lines. He's like,
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I'll go from here to there.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Do I really need to take up this whole square? Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: it's fine, man.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to catch something.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's for sure weed. Hey, I want to
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: remind everybody in the chat room, there's a giveaway going
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: on today, as per usual, to all the people that
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: are super chatting. There's three prizes. So third place, you
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: get a Polak live resin disposable care package. Second place,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you get, what is it, a pack of some trippy gummies.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And just added to every tier.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: What?
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Do I get to keep these? Are these mine?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Those are for you, though. Hell yeah. I'm not going
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: to smoke them, but somebody's going to.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Be real happy.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: So these right here just got added to every tier
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: right here. These are the new Lobos by Haidt are
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: exclusively available to you guys. So third place, you're getting
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: a Polak and one of these. Second place, you're getting,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: what is it, trippy gummies that I got out there.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: If you know what I'm talking about, the trippy gummies
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that I got out there at Champs. And you're getting this.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And first place. I'm giving away one of the fucking
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: one out of four Puffco peak tops.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Puffco core tops.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: What a cool design, man. Thank you.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: If you're trying to get one for your Puffco core,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give one of these away. It's going
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: to be random. I'm going to pick one out of
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: the four. But yeah, make sure you guys enter so
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you guys can be first place and win the care package.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Do they come like that with the cool?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It comes with a matching cup. I made this one
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: because this is my High and Hungry logo.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: You can customize your sleeve. Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: So I have like different characters.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Man, that's a cool design.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I don't even smoke, but I've always loved all the Puffco's,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: whatever that thing is, like the mechanics of it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Some of them look like Apple products. That's what I.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Told my mom. When I got my first Puffco, I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: didn't want to smoke weed at the house and I
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: had just moved back in because of COVID. And I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: went back and my mom was like, I was like, mom,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: can I smoke weed? And she's like, no, you can't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: smoke weed. I was like, no, can I smoke this?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: And she's like, what is that? And she's like, well,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Apple makes it. And you know how it has the app?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: Mom was like, Apple hace eso?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Because it looked so legit. It was brand new. Like,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I hadn't even hit it yet. So it was, like,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: brand new, clean.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Poor mom, man.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: My mom was mind blown that Apple was.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: In the weed game, dog.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: You legitimized it for her.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I left it there, dog.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, and then she was like, whoa, what
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: does it smell like? I was like, it smells like popcorn.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: It smells like iTunes.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells like popcorn.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: I'm going to hit it in my room, blow it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: out the window.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: It doesn't smell like popcorn, really, though.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I was just trying to get, you know, I was
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: just trying to, like, get her into it. Cool, man.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: But it looks super they look super like I hit
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: a puff cold before I got sober maybe like four
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: or five years ago and yeah it tastes.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Great it's delicious but I guess that depends on the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: product they do it well yeah man yo about spiders
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: back to that I had a question what's the biggest
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: spider you.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: Guys have ever seen in life I got just in
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: the wild I went to Australia and I saw I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: was gonna say what's it called like the glass orb
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: or the orb spider something like that it's pretty big.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: What is it like a tarantula ish Do they get hairy? Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: but they're more scary.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: They're more like those fucking sharp fucking, you know, like
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: a big black widow or something.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: There's like videos of these fools, and they move fucking fast, right?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Orb spider.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it was. Orb?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Do you guys remember that movie, Eight-Legged Freak?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Sick-ass movie. Sick-ass movie in the mall. But I've also,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I've held tarantulas, too. It was crazy-ass movie.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Was that with David Arquette?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wasn't it? Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: It's an old, like, 2000s movie.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: That's like, eight-legged freak. Good movie. What's the other one?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Starship Troopers. That one, dude.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: That's the spider right there. Fuck that, dude.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Are you just letting it crawl on him? Get the fuck.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Out of here.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: That's an orb spider? Yeah. Yeah. But I saw one
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: in Australia in a web, like in a tree. See,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: they're like scary, you know.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: That makes a tarantula look cute because at least the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: tarantula is like fuzzy, a little thicker.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a tarantula? Have you ever seen
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Tarantula in the Wild?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I've seen one.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I've seen a Tarantula in the Wild.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, nah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Griffith Park. Nah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, yo, what the fuck?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Look at that, man.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: Just fucking rapping that dude up.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: That's a fucking.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: That's horror movie shit, man.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You know, all it takes is just like.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: That's an alien.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: These things just fuck once, bro. Like that one story
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I said in the group chat about that snake that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: just got... That they were looking for in Santa Ana.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Somebody released a fucking African snake that's like super deadly.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Damn.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: And it's in Santa Ana, and some guy had it
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: in his backyard. And then, obviously, the cops are investigating it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: But they're like, yo, this shit fucks. It's over, dog.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Because it's disgusting. That fucking bite is the.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Well, Florida is fucked because of that. People release animals
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: all the time.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Snakes. I saw a video of this. big spider, and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: this guy stepped on it, and when he did that,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: a million little spiders came out of it. It was pregnant, man. Dude,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: that was... I thought you were going to say, it
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: just kept walking. No, it just started... It was so tough,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: it just.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Is that the snake that got out? No, this is
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: just a.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Highly venomous snake. Yeah, but it's still on the loose, though. Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: How do you even find something like that, bro? Like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: how do you just fucking be like, hey.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: You get bit, you go, oops.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: We got the general area.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: That shit's going to fucking slither into a tent, and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: you're going to find a fucking homeless dog just looking.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Cooking it? Yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Either cooking it or- They're resourceful, man.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: They'll see that shit, take its head off. It'll be
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: on the grill. One fucking bite, though? That's fucking wild.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: They might use that shit to get high. They got Narcac.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Yo, you guys ever seen the video of the guy
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: who milks the snake into a cup of blood and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: he swirls it? What it does to your blood? It
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: becomes like Jell-O.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, it thickens up, yeah.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Quick, too.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: He just swirls it maybe two times. It starts getting
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: like Jell-O and you're like mad.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: That's the reason if you get bit, you're supposed to
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: really use the tightest belt. to tighten it up. That way,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: the blood that thickens is right there and everything doesn't
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: spread out because the moment it hits your bloodstream, everything's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: going to fucking thicken up and you.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Don't have no way of getting it. That's awful, man.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: That's how it works.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: You guys remember that?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Some. That's how I think rattlesnake venom works. Yeah. That's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: why in rattlesnake, it's very crucial you get... you get
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: some kind of help, dog. And it's crazy, man. People
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: out there, they be leaving their dogs loose in the fucking,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: in the park, bro, knowing there's rattlesnakes out there.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, man.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: You know how much it costs to get that venom, dog?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: It costs five fucking Gs, dog.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: That shit costs five Gs if your dog gets bitten
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: by fucking a rattlesnake, dog. I literally just spoken to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: somebody not that long ago that had to go through that.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And thank God it was a dry bite. The snake
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: didn't release the venom. It just fucking pricked him. But like, dude...
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: When they quoted him, I was like, and then all
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that for the treatment?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: And you're right.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Nobody has it.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not a lot of people have it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: The most places that do have it are places that
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: they expect a rattlesnake, like Big Bear or fucking, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, Hemet or places like that. Those vets will
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: have it.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: How much time do you got from a bite? Depends
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: what kind of snake. Depends how big it is. And
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: if it's a younger rattlesnake, it's more dangerous.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Because they don't know how to release.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: They don't know how to hold the release.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: So they just let all of it and then you're dead.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Like an older one just knows that it can It
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: knows how much it needs to kill or hurt someone.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's why... How much scarier was it when it
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: was like, there are snakes in the ocean?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Now, man, fuck the ocean, dog. There are snakes on
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: a plane. You guys remember that myth? Or I don't
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: know if you guys ever heard of it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: They have squids, oceans.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: If a snake bit you, you were supposed to cut
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: it off and then suck it out?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to do that. You're not even supposed
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: to do that. Yeah, I just remember hearing that when
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I was a kid.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: I was like... Xavier's.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I can't wait to save somebody.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: The logic of that's crazy because you don't know how fast...
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Something goes through your bloodstream that you think you're going
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: to be able to suck it out with your fucking mouth.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. That shit's just in there, man.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Just a myth in the 90s, bro. The things people
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: heard or people told you and they just ran with
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: for years and years in the 90s because no one
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: could fact check shit.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: You were like, okay. Man.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to tell this.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Do you guys remember that old street joke? These two guys,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: one guy gets bit by a rattlesnake. He goes, you're
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: going to have to go find a doctor, man.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: You got to go.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Or he gets bit, yeah, on his ass. He goes,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: you got to go find a doctor. The guy goes
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: to find a doctor. He comes back and he goes,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: what happened, man? What did the doctor say? And he's, ah, fuck,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: I'm too secondhand high to do this joke.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo, you know what's crazy? Yeah, one time we did.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: One time we.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: It hit me, man. It hit me. Adar, baby. What else?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: But it's also that I can't remember the joke, you know?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: That's not the worst that we've.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Done, bro, so... Our chickens be falling asleep.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: I be catching them.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Going like this. One time we had Martin Rizzo do
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: a show for us. Remember when we had Martin Rizzo headlining?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was bad.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: And we did this one thing at this place called
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: The Green Room. And it's kind of like, it's maybe
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: like two rooms of these and a half, right? And
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: he's headlining. It's in the valley.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: The path.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't smoke, bro. But like, bro, that day
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I had this blunt roller roll me like the same burger.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: But like a blunt, bro. Like it was a crazy blunt.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And we all lit it up.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: It's a cigar, yeah.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody was hitting it like, yeah, it was all exciting.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, all right, give it up for
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: your headliner. And Martin's up there. And in the middle
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: of his set.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: You can't even see it, dude.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: He starts just coughing, right? And then he's just like, fuck.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I can't do this. Like, he just, yeah. Like, I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: want to say, like, honestly, giving it like a good,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: he gave us a good fucking 20 minutes, dog.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: At the most. But I, honestly, we couldn't even get
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: mad because we're just like, fuck.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: We did that to him. I'm going to take a
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: second attempt at this joke here. We got this, Joel.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: There's these two guys. They're in the forest.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: One gets bit by a rattlesnake on the ass. The
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: other guy has a cell phone. He calls a doctor.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: He goes, doctor, my friend just got bit on the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: ass by a rattlesnake.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: What do I do? The doctor says, you have to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: suck the poison out. He hangs up the phone.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: The guy goes, what did the doctor say? He says,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: He said you're going to die.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: All right, I did it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: There we are. Xavier's for sure. He's like, call me
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: next time.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't even call the doctor. He just sucked his ass.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: He's like, thank God I was already sucking his ass
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: when he got bit. Fuck you guys.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: No, fuck you guys.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I would, man.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: Friendship is important. When it's a matter of life or death,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: I'm sucking it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Sometimes, like, you know in World War II when they
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: started using mustard gas? The only way to block it
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: was they had to piss on a rag. I put
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: that as a thing because the ammonia in your piss
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: stopped the fucking... But imagine if you were P-Shy and
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: they threw him on a fucking gas. Would you, like,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: piss for your boy? Would you piss for your boy?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: You need to find a good friend that's going to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: piss for you.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Intercept the stream.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: You're going to die out there if you can't piss.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I would just keep drinking water until I just can't
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: hold it no more. Yeah, bro, because that's the only way,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: especially if you're like.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Bro, this fool can't even pee at a fucking urinal.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: He's a little fat. I get it, I get it.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I go to the stalls, man.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I go to the stall every time. And before, it
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: was cool because I could be like, I'm going to
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: do a bum too.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Fool, chill. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: But now I have no excuse. Just like, why do
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you always go to the stall? I'm pee shy, all right?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Fucking gay guy.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I need to concentrate.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Fucking gay guy.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I want privacy, man.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: You know what? Any other fucking country, the bathrooms are
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: not like this, bro. The bathrooms in America prepare you
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: for prison.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: It's probably because it's getting harder on all the other guys.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Some of them are worse.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: You know what Tony hates?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: I've seen them fucking wait at the Dodger game when
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: they had the trolley.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I've seen that folk have to go.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm like, fuck the hell.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: I've never been to a doctor. I'm not getting horny
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: in front of these fools.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: It might have been the Coliseum.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, man.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it was, but we were somewhere where.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: You had to go.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, go, dude, go. I thought
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: you had to go.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: And you're like, it was the fair, you asshole.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, damn, you are fucking. I think.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: You are being shy. Man.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: It doesn't happen when I'm, like, fucked up. You know,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: when you're fucked up, you're just like, hell yeah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm too drunk to get horny.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Just because you piss and shit everywhere, all right, bro,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't motivate me to do it, all right?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: That's a skill.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: I wish I had it.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: I wish I wasn't.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: I wish I could just piss and shit whenever. Can
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: I tell you a crazy story? I held my shit
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: from Australia to America because I didn't want to use
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: the bathroom on the airplane.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's 13 hours. That's crazy.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Crowning or no crowning?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: No crowning. I think I was just, I don't know,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: maybe I was. Fuck.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: But I didn't want to, like, because I'm embarrassed. I can't, like,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: walk out of the bathroom where everyone knows what you're doing.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Because I'm going to be a while.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I fucking bombed the bathroom on the way to Japan.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what? You don't give a fuck, bro.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: So that's why. I wish I was more like that.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I'd piss.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: This is my Hiroshima.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't shitting in there.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: This bathroom is going to be my Hiroshima for the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: next day before flights.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: But it's crazy because everyone does it. I don't know
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: why I'm like, you know.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: No, I don't shit on flights either. No, I meant
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: shit just in general. Yeah. Would you hold it from
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Australia to America? Yeah, I did. I wouldn't shit on
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: a plane. You wouldn't shit on a plane, dawg? No,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: the only time I shit on a plane was when
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I had Emirates first class.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, every time that I've gone
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: to Japan, though, it has.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Been first class. I got to fucking, I got to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: use the bathroom.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I felt comfortable, because every time I've
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: gone to Japan, it has been first class. I'm just like,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: it's a.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Nice bathroom, dawg. I would never own that.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: In the back of the plane?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Spirit Airlines taking a shit? Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: But how many bathrooms are in the first class?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Just one, right? No, there's four.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. That's fine.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Because if there's only one, it's still the same problem.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: There's two on every side, and then they're kind of big, bro. Honestly,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: that's where.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Heated floors and shit.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, not at that point. Heated floors?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: In the Emirates bathroom.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's the top of the top, though.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: That's a whole different level of fucking rich stuff.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: I don't even know how some of these people travel
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: You know, those pods.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: It's fucking insane.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: It's one of the craziest things I've ever experienced. Man.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Did you jack off in there?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: No, but I got like 12 sandwiches. What a waste.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: What a waste. I told you he gets horny in
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. I told you he gets horny in the bathroom.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: He's like, every time I go in here, I have
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: to jerk off.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Whether yellow stuff comes out or white stuff.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: I got to jerk off when I go to the bathroom.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Well, honestly, I don't know what we're talking about right now.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Hilarious. Oh, yeah, he's on. He's on.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, the midget ones?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: What is it? I still need the same flyer, dog.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Yo, Eason, tell them about the Hustogs bathroom.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, the bomb bit?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: We're going to call them little people if we're also
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: going to call them strippers.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: All right. Midget pole dancers?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: I don't think the type of dancing was the problem.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that's like one of my like... It's like it
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: was the saddest group to see go woke. Like there
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: was no reason the midgets needed to go woke, you know?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Like everybody already loved them. You know what I mean?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Like it's like why did you guys have to fucking...
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Talk about, like, it's not cool to call you guys midgets, dog.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Like, I want a.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Generation of midgets, like, fucking, like, Wee Man.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know why people are so hung up on
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: the word.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: They're just like, we just want to be people. But
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: I like saying it, though, man.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, midget is cool as fuck to say, dog.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: That's because you don't have to deal with it.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, but how bad do you think it gets?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: It's like you think they walk into a bar.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, check it out. It's a midget. Honestly, yes.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: You're like, I don't think it's like that. He's on.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: You fucking pull out your phone when you see them.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, but they're not looking. And you send it to
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: the group chat.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And you don't think the guy saw you, dog?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: You can see him turning around, dog. They don't really
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: have much of a neck.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: It's like. Yeah, bro. You're like this. And you're like.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: And you can tell because you're looking at them smiling
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: and your phone's out. They know that's going in a
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: group chat.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Just carry one like Baby Yoda. He was the only
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: one who would have that. Mike Tyson and that little– Bro,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: but you know how I know he's– He's the high
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: school guy where he would just giggle and try to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: look him up. Oh, high school guy? Yeah, he would
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: just giggle.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I know he's legit, though, because I know if he
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: had a kid and the kid was a little person,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: he'd still call it a midget.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: He's like, my midget kid?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: He would name him.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't give a fuck.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: He would name him midget.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: He would be like, my midget kid?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: He would name him midget.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: You got to bring midget back, though.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's literally– He'd be like, M-Zone.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: How cool does it sound when black people say the N-word?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: My midget.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: That's how midgets got to treat.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: It, dog.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Only midgets could say it. What's up, my midget?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: To another midget?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: That would be different.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: I like that, but only they can say it.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: But then you'd be mad that you couldn't say it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: You're like, why can't they only say it? I grew
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: up around midgets. He's so mad. You got to be
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: like him. He's the only one that started calling them midgers.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: You got to do it like the N-word, dog.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: What's up, midgers?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yo, midgets have always been a part of my culture, man.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I got the midget pass.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: My papa was a midget. My son's a midget. My
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: grandpappy was a midget.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: So I can call people midgets.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: You don't know what I've been through.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Like, if there's any midgets out there that want to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: come on and fucking just have a good time.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Bro, we had one. And this boy was mad because
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: he wasn't short enough. I just saw the picture. We
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: had like a, you know. Yeah, he went on and
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: had a baby and shit, bro.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, nah, man. He was just Honduran.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I think he low-key is, though.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Low-key, dog.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if Nate is Honduran. Yeah, man.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: He just went on and had a baby.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: And then we're like.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I remember I asked him, I was like, yo, so
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: do you know if your baby's going to be a
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: midget yet?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: He's like, not yet, bro.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I have to wait till he goes to middle school.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder what that is, like the DNA.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: He talked, okay, so he said, this is funny, bro,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: because I was like, I asked him, I was like,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: so when did you know that, like, did your parents
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: tell you, hey, son, you're going to be a midget?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Like, he said no. He said one day, it was, like,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: sixth grade, and, like, he was in the basketball team, right?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: He was really good.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: And he was good. And he thought he was, like, oh, man,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: everybody's getting their growth spurt. So after this summer, I'm
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: going to come back. Like, I'm going to come back,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm going to dominate. So he goes back to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: school after the summer break, and he sees all the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: homies that were on the school team, like, got big.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: And he just had a realization that he's, like, yo.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: That's what he told them.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you this.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: A doctor told his parents real early, you have to
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: go to a pediatrician.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: They got it. They're telling you.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: It's not because you went on summer break and you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: didn't get your growth period. That's so late in life, man.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: You got to know what you're... In grade six, his
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: limbs were already.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: To be fair, he's not necessarily like... He's not necessarily
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: like the.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: He's not the head.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Like the large head midget or like the little short one.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: He's like almost like... He's burly there.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Is he proportionately midget? Or like is he like a... Fuck, bro.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: That makes the difference.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: He's shorter than Ray. Like way shorter.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: I know what Joel means because that would never happen now.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't look like a traditional midget.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: You know this guy.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: I believe that this kid lives. thought he was going
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: to be a basketball player. I'm pretty sure his parents knew.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's crazy to go all the way to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: fifth grade and not know.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: But they did.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but Doug, you don't come back from your break.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Was he also in the slow class?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: What if his parents didn't tell him though?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Well, his parents could have not told him, too.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: His parents could have known, and they could have been like,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: no le digas, no le digas.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Pobrecito.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: He's playing basketball, y es bueno.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things that could have happened.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Why are you crying over this? This is that funny
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to you, dog?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: What's the Mexican word for midget?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Enano.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: What are they going to say? Chiquito, you're an enano.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: That's what you said, that he went to the team
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: and he said.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: No way he was in grade five. Dude, that's 10,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: 11 years old.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: He said the coach told him, like, look, man, I
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, but like.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: No way. Shut up. The coach had a talk with
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: him too now.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: The coach told him why he couldn't play.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: Gotcha.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Hey. The coach had to tell him. He's like, yo,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: it's grade six. I don't know if anyone told you this.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: You're a midget, dog.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Go watch the episode. That's what he said. That was
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: so funny.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Wait, he talks about this on the episode?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, he said this on the pod.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: His origin study said it's sixth grade.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: That's a lie.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: No way, dude.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: It might have been third grade, but he said that
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: that's when that happened.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: He found out summer break. Third grade is very different.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: But I'm guessing you learned. I mean, like, dude, was
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: it third?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: He was little, though.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: He was little.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: He's always been little, but, like, still, like.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: No, come on.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: But, like, just to have that rude awakening, that's, like,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: kind of fucking sad, right?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Shut up, Rudy.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: What do you think's more crazy?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: What do you think's more crazy? Finding out in grade
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: six that you're a midget or those pregnant and they
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: didn't know it? Those fat ladies who were pregnant didn't
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: know it. Oh, the fat ladies.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: I'd say pregnant because the other one, at least you
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: still just got to worry about yourself.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Now you got a whole nother.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: thing you got to take care of.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: It's just harder. They're both hard. You know how on
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Facebook you see people that you went to high school
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: with and I remember some fat bitch had got her
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: pregnant and this bitch was drinking for like two months
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: because she didn't fucking know.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, damn, dog.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Fat bitches just don't know, dog. That's crazy
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: to not know. What, are you just having morning sickness
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: and not knowing and shit? You just black it out?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's mental illness. They don't want to believe it.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I'm just getting fat, girl.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: MTV made a whole show on it. Yeah. Was it
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: MTV or TLC? Probably TLC. Yeah.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: The baby didn't make it.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Well, TLC has that midget show, too, though. Yeah, TLC
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: exploited everything.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Like, the learning channel, man.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Like, Hoarders was crazy.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: Hoarders?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Hoarders was crazy, yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Hoarders was nuts, bro.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: You'd see some of them, and they would get crazier
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: and crazier every season. Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: That's a good comment. Someone put, they are both small problems. Yeah,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: there you go. I wish I thought of that.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: That was so funny, though.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Grade six is crazy. I went on summer break. I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: came back. Everyone had their growth spurts. You might be right.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: It's because we were high when we heard this, so
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: we just also believed it.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: This is why I'm sober, man.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: You're not going to tell me you had a realization
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: in sixth grade.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: As a newborn baby, they can't tell you anything.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know. Like, you have... I'm sure you...
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: As a newborn baby, that's what Chiclet said. Chicleti. Yeah.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: You know early. Yeah, for sure. And you know what?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Mirrors exist. Yes.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Yo, are his limbs smaller? No, like, okay, look, fool.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Like, honestly, like, let's just say.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: I'll find him on Instagram so everyone can get a
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: visual of this cat.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I just saw that picture of.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: He's just built like a yerba mate farmer.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: He's built weird.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: He's just... Yeah. Yeah. He's just stocky.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: I've never seen this guy. Actually, yeah, let me see
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: this guy. Show me this Micheletti. Show me sixth grade.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows him. Nathan Riz. Really funny guy.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Does comedy.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: He does skits. He's really funny.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: He came here, partied with us.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Stole E-Zone's blunt straight from his hand.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Can I try it? Yeah, yeah. You don't... I mean, okay.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: All right, maybe. Maybe we did... I'll leave it out
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: there that it's very possible he.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Had a realization.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: That's not a midget.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: That's a.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: He's small. Look, I'm not here to question any of these.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: There's something going on, but that's not a midget.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: There's something going on.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: There it is, dog. This is the day he came
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: on the show.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Let me see it. You guys got painted
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: up or what is that? Yeah, it was a.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Halloween episode, so we did a.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: He came in here.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: He wanted to do cocaine.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Sure. Allegedly. No, no.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: No, he really.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: He fucking. He fucking let it.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to protect people.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: You guys are dry snitching right now, man.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: He don't need protection.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: He was over here.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: He was like, give me some.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, full fucking chilled.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll do it on the podcast.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: He like, bro. Where's my camera?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: I was going to tell you.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, bro, a midget's going to die in
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: the studio.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: When you see that picture and I'm thinking about it,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: maybe he found out in Greece. Yeah.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: See, he's proportionate, right? He's not like Brad Williams midget.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Because he might have been
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: going the same size as everybody and then just stopped.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Because there's a part of him that looks like his
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: shoulders were going, but his head didn't.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, people in the chat, after this podcast, I'm
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: going to post that picture of all of us.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Because it kind of looks like a tree.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: And you guys decide, I'm going to put midget or not.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: It was like a tree that had to grow under
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: a rock. But eventually forced his way out. You know
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: He's just barely there, bro.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: He did it, but it's just a little. He stopped.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: He like stopped growing in height and then started growing
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: in like.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: Can I say sometimes people like that, they are like
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: super fucking funny because they have to have a personality.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: They got to like, people are ready to like attack
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 6: them so they know how to fucking.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: Bro, you guys should go watch the episode. No, this
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: fool was funny.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: This fool was like, what type of chicks do you like?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: He's like normal height.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're like, how do you eat pussy? He's like,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: standing up.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Bro, he was funny, bro.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: His phone was funny.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: He knew his shit, bro.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: He got a regular girl pregnant.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got a regular chick pregnant. He was killing it.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: He came in the Mercedes so people think I'm bigger.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: He literally was saying funny shit, bro.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, you got it. He had a handler, too.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, he had a security.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Have you ever met that one cholo midget? Who shows
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: up with, like, bigger cholos? Maybe.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I've seen him.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: What's his name? He's not a comedian, but what's his name?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: G-Pez or no?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck. He hangs out.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: He's done shit with Felipe.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: He's, like, literally, like, dude, you could pick him up
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: and he could be on the table, bro.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Damn. The Hispanic fool? Yeah, like, he shows up with, like,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: two other fucking homies. And then, like, I think I
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: heard him on a podcast. He said, like, he shows
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: up with these people because just in case shit goes down,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: they pick him up like a notebook. And they fucking
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: just shit out. They just shit out, dawg.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: You got to really trust your team, right? It's like, yeah,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: if they got to save you, you got to trust
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: them that they're going to come back for you or whatever,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: you know?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: It's tough.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: There you go, man.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Where are the Vern Troy kind of midges, man? We
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: need like a new Vern Troy out there.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, the sad thing is, unfortunately, people don't
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: live long because it's.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Well, Vern Troy could have still been there. He just
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: chose to drink a lot.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: That's, yeah. Well, your kidneys probably take a beating and
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: they're probably smaller and... I don't know, man. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, probably.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe you have regular-sized kidneys.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: You think if a midget needed a kidney transplant, you
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: think you could just give him half of your kidney? No.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Fucking idiot.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Fucking retard.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like one regular kidney makes two for them.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Start with the super chats, Ray.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Start with the super chats, Ray. No, his....
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, you said some dumb ass shit this episode.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: Too, bro. Why doesn't Mexico make cars? I still legit
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: think they should. Some nice fucking trucks. They can't, though.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: They can't. And I was going to explain why they can't,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: but you're like.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: No, fuck that.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You want to turn it to India?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Next. First one.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: We make Volkswagen. Mexico makes American cars already. They have factories.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 7: That doesn't mean they own the company.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: They just make them.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Remember Kid Rock had his own midget?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 7: My name is Kid Rock.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Joe C. Yeah. He's like a sick midget. Yeah, he
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: passed away too.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: But he was sick.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: He was tight.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: The only funny thing was when you said... that they
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: should have little houses and, like, a little community. That
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: was actually kind of smart. I was like, if you
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: had real, like, real estate money.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, I don't think they need a full-size house.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, man, you guys go ahead and talk about this.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck are you doing with a mansion, dog? Like,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, he was talking about it's made for them. Yeah, no,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: I got it. I understood that.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know if they have that. That's actually
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: pretty legit.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Well, they do.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, they'll have a house.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: They have certain things that are built so that their
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: lives are easier.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Play school realty. Dog, that shit would be hilarious, dog.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: But efficient, dog. We'd save a lot of land. I
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: don't know what the percentages of midgets are.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: You want to save land? Let me tell you. Can
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: we stop it with the golf courses? Wait, are you
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: guys talking about places for midgets?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Remember my midget housing plan? Remember I told you that
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, they should deserve houses that are like
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: their size? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you need a
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: regular size house?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: In Ontario, this place called Mississauga, there's a place called
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Midgetville where we used to smoke weed weed. Everything was
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: just little houses. Are they real little houses? Or, like,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: it's like a plate? I don't know because if we
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: got too close to it, the alarm would go off.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: But we would go smoke weed around there. You can't
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: touch the fence or anything. You know what I mean?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: But it was a bunch of little houses. It's called
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Midgetville in Mississauga.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Somebody said midgets organs grow normally.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: Midgetville in Canada is an urban. No, it's an urban.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: No, somebody in the chat said midgets organs grow normally.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: So they're normal. So they're normal. They have normal sized organs.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: That's why they always look bloated.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: Damn. Interesting.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: You didn't have to throw in the bloated part. You
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 6: have to roast them after that.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I guess that explains the Megamind kind of going on sometimes.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: The Megamind.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Midgetville in Canada is an urban legend referring to... Coliba
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Park in Mississauga which is actually a private 10 acre
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: property owned by a Slovak Canadian culture society rather than
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: a village for little people see well we grew up
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: smoking weed around there thinking midgets live there because it's
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: all little houses and shit wow see.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: But that wouldn't be bad All right.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: You already thought of, Ezone.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: Sorry. You already thought of. Sorry, Ezone.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: The Slovaks were already thinking it, Ezone. All right.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Let's get into the super chat.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: You're the only one that was like, let's put the
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: little people together in one place.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: Figure out how to make cars in Mexico, fool.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: If I ever own a country, I will be making cars.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: When you get sent back. But we know what's never
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Like it's jerky business.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: All right, Ray.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: First one, because we got a lot of them.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 7: I believe in you, X. Luis Diaz.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Shout out.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: We don't smoke the same. Offbeat and unfiltered podcast.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: One year anniversary.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: Ooh, happy one year, dudes. Mad inspiration from same team.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 7: I did my first open mic. It was dope. I
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: DJ and referee.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Yay! At the same time?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's what's up.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: That's hard.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Congratulations on doing your first open mic, dog, and DJing
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: and refereeing.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: Next one. Next one.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Probably drops a freestyle too.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: We'll get a freestyle from that guy before we get
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: it from fucking E-Zone.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Give us a freestyle, dog.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 7: Hey, we should put a goal up here. Let's put
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 7: a certain amount of money.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: No. Go ahead.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: Put a certain amount of money, see if people hit
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 7: that goal, and he's the one who does.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: The fucking freestyle.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: He already owes them a freestyle. They don't need to
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: give us money, first of all.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, they do. But what I think, you.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: Want to know why he doesn't want?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: We're building demand right now. You want to know why
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want the call-ins?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: Because people will drop in freestyles and prove him that
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: it's that easy or how they can do it better.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: We don't do the call-ins because we haven't got any headphones.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Then that's why you won't. How long has he been
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: talking about these headphones?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: Big nip.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Xavier, we still waiting on you to fucking make these
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: changes you promised.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Drop a freestyle. Give us a hit. All right, next one.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: Some people can't wait to freestyle, and that's also a problem.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: Catch it. Like a mitt.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 7: All right, Greñas.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: So easy, like sitting on the street like an Indian.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: And then they don't stop. Come on, he's on.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just interrupts the fucking producer.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 7: Greñas, you don't even know the whole story.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Come on, he's on.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that super chat. Good luck, dog.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Chris. Same team.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Same team, dog.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: Ryan510. Same team with the fucking beers clinking.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Clink.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Cheers, homie.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: It's National Coffee Day today? Yes. Yeah. Oh, wow. Same team.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Happy Coffee Day.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: That's right, dog.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: This guy from Red Eyes. Fire, homie.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Red Eyes Coffee LA, our official sponsor.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys check them out.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: October 11th.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: October 11th. If you guys want to try it, he'll
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: be there. Yeah, October 11th.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: He's going to be there.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: We're going to pull up, guys.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I want that fool to be so overwhelmed so
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: he gets another machine.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 7: He'll get another machine for sure.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: I thought you were about to.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: No, like, you know, because I told him, I was like, fool,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: you're getting your practice in all these shows that we're doing.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, when people line up, you better know
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: how to get this shit off fast. Yeah.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: He's going to need to hire people.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I know. Hey, we're going to blow them up. Next one.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: Sebastian Andres. My birthday today and National Coffee Day today.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 7: Same team.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, dog.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday. Happy coffee day. Sykes562.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: What's good? Happy Tuesday, y'all.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: Happy Tuesday.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: What's good?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: What's good, fool?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: Chris USA sends us the laughing pear.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Bitch ass pear. Next one.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 7: Next one, Speedminion702, same team. Yo, have the guest say,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 7: you don't know the whole story, EZON.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Mad love.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: We got to tell these people about this story because
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: it's like half the fucking lore happened.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: We had a guest on the show. Him and his wife.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: He comes on the show. He beat his wife. It
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: came out publicly.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. But not just like fucking beat her.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: He gave her mega putazos. Bro, she had one of
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: these going on her head. Why would you have that
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: guy on the show?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: She had like a fucking thing like this.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: Mega putazos. And then we talked about it.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: He's a huge fan of E-Zone's merch.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: He was wearing E-Zone's merch when he got arrested.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: When he got arrested, he was wearing my merch.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, horrible. And we talked about it in
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: the pod. And then he called us.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody can ever look at the good people wearing my merch.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: He called us and threatened us. And one of the
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: things was, you don't even know the whole story, E-Zone.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: And now we play the voicemail as we leave the show. Damn, dude. Yeah.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 6: By threatening you guys, he's not really like, you know,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: making you guys think.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: In the merch, you know what that means. Same team, fool.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: That fool's like, I'll hit my girl again.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Dude, what the fuck, man? That's why he's not freestyling
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: because he's afraid he's going to diss Mega Man and
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: they're going through a court thing right now. Yeah, fool.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: That's exactly why.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 7: Next one. We got Sykes. Shout out to all the
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: homies from Harbor Area.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: What up?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: What's up, dawg?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: What up, dawg?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Harbor Area.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: It's a good place to get experimental haircut and a
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: paint job.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Where is the Harbor Area?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: Long Beach, right?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Torrance?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: No, by the ports. Like, right before... Like, San Pedro.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: San Pedro, yeah.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, San Pedro.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: But, like, they have a lot of, like, trade schools there. So, like,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: if you're looking to get a cheap paint job or, like,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: shit like that, like, that's the place to go.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Yeah.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you just got to go to the school and
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: be like, where's this fool who has dad? That's better
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: than Home Depot?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Better than Home Depot?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, way better, dog. You're getting in a facility.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Next one. Next one.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 7: Tino Santos 420 sends us the good game remote.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dog.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 7: 420 AGA BMO security confiscated my Polack pen.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: Hashtag suit. Weak, dog.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: Weak.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: Look, fool. Next time, if you have high socks, just
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: put it in your sock, fool.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Is that a vape pen? Yeah. Just put it in
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: the waistband of your underwear, dog.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, you can't get into CityWalk
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: now without going through a checkpoint like now. Yeah, for real.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: They have the whole thing locked out. And I tested
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: it out. I was like, well, we're going to fucking
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: see what happens. And I walked in there with three
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: vape pens, so you could do it.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: More like shitty walk, am I right? Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: You finally turned his mic back on?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 7: No, it's been on. It's been on. Albert McFly. Joel Berg.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: That's me.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 7: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dog.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you, homie.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 7: Speed Minion. I remember smoking incense and spice. F that stuff.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 7: Went into a black hole once.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Damn. Fuck all that.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 7: No, thank you. No, thank you.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Albert McFly. Sends the thumbs up.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Thumbs up, fool. Good luck, player. Good luck to all
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: Good luck. BrodyLive44. Yo, I met Serge from System of
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 7: a Down. Damn, that's tight. At my job yesterday and
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 7: me and all my coworkers still geeked. Dude was super
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 7: chill to ever a true goat.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: That's what's up.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: That's sick, fool.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: That's tight.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Has he told us where he works? Yeah. Do we know?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: I have no idea.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: Read in the group chat.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: I want to know where this food pulled up.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: I think it might be a restaurant.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I just made that up.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: I think it might be a restaurant. I mean, before this,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: the only person I met, I served Twitch when I
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: worked at that restaurant.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: Search, order, hello food.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah, Metal Militia.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I served them.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: It was cool.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 4: Everyone was geeking out at the fucking restaurant.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: That food's just trying to eat his food.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Nah, we were nowhere. This was corporate. This was corporate.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, you ever thought about why other countries don't
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: make cars?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: All right, you're right. I'll get your water.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: I actually used to dirt bike, so I was going
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: to ask him how to do a backflip.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Mexican dirt bikes, bro.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: I expect that shit wherever they go.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: I expect that better tip than what I got. I'll
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: be honest.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a dirt bike rider, not a, you know,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: what do you expect?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: So everyone's all like, oh, dude, he's here.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: You know, you know.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably should have tipped you.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: You're going to leave me 20 bucks.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Brody Live. Shout out to the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 7: secret menu. Just my chocolate bars yesterday. Hashtag same team.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Be careful with those, dog.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Same team, baby.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: All this food works at Living Spaces.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Living Spaces. Oh, that's the home, yeah.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, next month we going.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Next month we going. Everybody's getting a new bed.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: I think I'm only going.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going too. Oh, you?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a new bed.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: All right, for sure.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of our fans work at cool stores. We
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: all got to go the same day, so that foot
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to do multiple fucking... Yeah, we don't burn
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: your mouth.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: You're going to get new furniture, too? All right. All right.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, we're pulling up, dog, and we're hooking you up, too,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: so that means you're getting Hadar out of it.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: Too, dog.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: We really need to arrange this properly.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're clearing out that living spaces, dog.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Living spaces.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Edwin Velasquez. That fool from Trailer
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: Park Boys looks like B-Real.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: Which one? Yeah.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Ooh. I don't know, dude. There's no fools on that show.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, who looks like... Send a super chat again, dog.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 7: Samwise the Great just bought a sweet seat for the
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 7: LA Kings game.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 7: No more sitting next to tortas, taking up my fucking armrest.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: Damn, dog.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: How big was the last bitch you sat next to?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Taking up the whole armrest.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: That shit happens, dog. Let's call this fucking here. Honestly, dog,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: that shit has happened twice at the fucking game, dog.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: It's been like a behemoth of a human.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 7: A behemoth.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: A behemoth.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: A behemoth of a human.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: I used to pronounce behemoth when I saw the band
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: shirts back.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: In the day. You're a season holder.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: Don't you sit next to the same fucking couple all
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: the time?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, now that the baby is born? Yeah, for sure.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Thank God.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 7: Now that the baby is born.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: They're back because they're normal-sized people. But when they were
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: selling the tickets, dog, there was one time where I
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: was just like, Half of this fool's body was, like, leaning, dog.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: This fool was, like, two do-nos in one person, dog.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: He was a full do-not.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: And, like, to the point where, like, to.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: The point where, like, my homies downstairs was, like, looking
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: at me, and they were just like, all right, fool,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring you down here just because I
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: feel bad, dog. You know, so they went to go, like,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: but it was, I'm like, dog, and honestly, I'm like,
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: I wasn't, you can't really say anything, but I'm like, man, that's,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: I just hope that you're just telling your kid not
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: to eat as much.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: No, you have a seven-year statute of limitations when you
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: were a fat guy to keep me.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, but I was... First of all, like, this guy was, like, huge, dawg. Like,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, like, he barely fit into the stadium chair.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: And I don't even know how he did it because
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: he didn't get up at all. And, like, half his
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: body was, like, on that side.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: He was... Maybe he was just wearing hockey pads.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: Well, could be.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Seats are comfortable, provided by.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: No, boy, that guy was ultra boy.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: Living spaces. Yeah.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: Next one, Greñas.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 7: Some older Indian man asked me yesterday as I was
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 7: delivering packages if I was Indian and what part I
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 7: was from. I was going to say from Punjabi because
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 7: of nitty, but I don't think that a spot out there.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: That's pretty close. You just dropped the I. You just
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: said you're from Punjab. Punjabi is the language. But thank you.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Same team. Same team.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 7: Next one.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: Just make shit up next time. I'm Bob Pujai.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: My family.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, show them.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: And my family cooks.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: Show them a picture of Nitty and say that's your cousin.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and just say this is my cousin that cooks.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: He's famous.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the stand-up.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: This is my uncle.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: He's the one-pound fish guy.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: Just start saying random shit to these people, dude.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Show them a picture of Nitty with Russell Peters and
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: say Russell is your uncle.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: Do it. Do it.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: And promise this guy tickets.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just happy you're thinking about me on your spare time, dog.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Every time he sees Indian people, he comments it.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I wish. There's like, how many billion of them?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: Too many. Yeah, not too many. I didn't mean it
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: like that. I meant a lot.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: Like, too many to where one person knows the other guy.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: Too many.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: Don't.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of us. Don't. To know each other.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: To know where you guys all know each other. We're
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: putting in work.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Make a sprout, son.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: We're putting in work. Just wait. Wait. I'm telling you,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: we're coming for El Salvador.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: You guys didn't even allow that.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: We're going to take El Salvador over. I'm not high.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: What's crazy, and I'll.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Say it again. It's going to turn into Bitcoin.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: So many of you fuckers, and there's not one good athlete.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of good athletes. No. Name one good
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: Indian athlete.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: In soccer, India wasn't in the fucking World Cup.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, just because we don't play soccer.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: And you guys couldn't get 12 of you.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: Guys to play some decent soccer?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Let's see fucking Mexico play some cricket, huh? Yeah, come on.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: Let's see Mexico play some cricket.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: They eat them there, man. You guys would just use
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: the cricket bat to make a giant bichelada mix.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: I thought there'd be at least two Indians on the
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: Canadian team with how many Indians you guys got in Canada.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: I thought there would be fucking at least four Mexicans
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: on the border.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Yo, bro, they got scams, dog. That's their sport.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: They got scams to do.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: Scams.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that shit's crazy where they're fucking. Kabardy. Kabardy.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: That's a game? That's a sport?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: Where they slap each other on the chest? What about that?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: They keep saying it over and over and have to
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: hold their breath while they say it.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: I gotta look this shit up.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why are there no paisas playing that, huh?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: All right, next one, Ray.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 7: Next one, we got.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 7: We got Tino Santos. We don't know where Chiquet been at,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 7: but that's my ninja.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: He's here, bro.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: Chiquet is here.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: He's here today.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: Next one is Greñas.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: XG gonna hit up the....
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: Actually going to hit up the clinic and ask for
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 7: the weed that comes with the fierro.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck you guys. That's funny, though, because it is metal.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it has metal.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: Is it going to make me metal hard?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: Metal hard.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Sykes. At work, lowering trucks, listening
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 7: to the show.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Yay!
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Why are you lowering it? Lift them up, dog.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: How do you unloading, fool? Oh, lifting.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 7: It says lowering. He knows what he wrote. And Kush G,
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 7: let me get a sex night honey pack, loco.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: I don't have any more of those, fool.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: Any more? Wow.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: They were like, the samples were given out.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: You were giving them out in the packages? That's so funny.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: You know who fucking took like 20 of them? The
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: homie from Disney?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, did they? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Dog, he left with so many samples of everything. Shout
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: out to the homie. Bro, I was watching your video.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, Some of those girls were cute as fuck.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck. Should have gone.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was looking at him because I
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: know he was with Barton and then his lady. I
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: was like, bro, this was an interview. I was like, bro,
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: you're going to get in trouble.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I know, because I'm fucking working.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: No, I know. But I was just looking.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, man, I would sit there.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Xavier's like, I would definitely be in trouble.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why would you get in trouble? They were pretty.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: Why would you get in trouble?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: Because he's asking them about boner pills. That's the product
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: they're selling. I get it. I was like, I wonder
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: who's recording this.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 7: It's a professional style interview.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: He was very professional.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: I was just saying. Yeah, because Ezone's girl was right
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: behind the camera guy.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: That's why I was like, I was wondering. She's the
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: one who told me to go.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Talk to him. And I said, shout out to Melissa.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: I was just saying, I was watching the video and
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, bro, the balls on this motherfucker.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: The balls? It's because he was talking the whole time
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: and she was like this, waiting for him to say
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: the wrong thing.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, bro, I want to see your faggot's interview.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: No, I was giving you props.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: I would have avoided that interview all around. It's called
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: being a fucking professional, dog. 15 years into this shit,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: you know how to act, dog. Next one.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 7: He actually says something pretty hilarious to the concept of everything.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: It works, dog.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: It's in taste. I know. That's what I said.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: I was giving him props. I wasn't even hating.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: Leave X alone. Yeah, come on.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: Leave X alone. All right, next one.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 7: Gabriel Gonzalez, catching the show live during work. HVAC trade, salute.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, fuck yeah. Thanks for keeping the places cool, dawg.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: HVAC is a continuous business. Salute to you, dawg.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 7: Keep grinding.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just loving it right now. It's so hot.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Tino Santos for 20 cents is
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 7: the diamond.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dawg.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Gilbert Partida. Thank you for the super chat.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 7: Good luck. Men's the Painter. I told my... Oh, shit.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 7: They just popped out of nowhere, these fucking super chats.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 7: All right, Men's the Painter. I told my wife I
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 7: can't piss next to people.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Because that guy's like, he's on
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: in there, all horny and shit.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Next time I see you pissed, dog, in the urinal,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just push you against.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: It, dog. Yeah, yeah, dog.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just fucking just push you, dog. I'm
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: going to 300 kick your ass.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: In the urinal, dog.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 7: It feels so cold.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: And that's how bodies start.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: Don't be touching no one when they're fucking pants are down.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: The worst part is now imagine he pushes you hard
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: enough that your dick touches the fucking wall.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting, dog.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: I'm swinging, dog. I don't give a fuck who pushed me.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: I'm swinging at you, dog.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: You push him and flush.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: You push him and flush.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: We're swinging bodies, dog, including your face on this one.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: You know when you watch a YouTube video of someone
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: fall and it hurts, you feel it on the inside?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: As you were saying that, I was like, I could
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: feel it in my back. I was like, oh, that's disgusting.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: Don't push no one in the urinal. Leave the fuck alone.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: But my hands are on my.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: Let me pee in peace there. Poo down. Next one.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Sykes Raiders 3 and 0.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: Dang.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: If B-Roll comes in with a Raiders hat after all
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: those years, I'm going to be like, what happened, dog?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 7: He has, though, last week.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: No, I know, but not because they're winning.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, nah. Yeah.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: He wasn't big. We'll find a way to fuck it
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: up again. They always do.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 7: They always do.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: They're consistent about that.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Brody Life.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: Raiders.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: Tails, fool. Shout out Sydney Sweeney Sports.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: Should turn this into a George Perez fucking show, dog.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's that video. It's that video of the fat kid.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: It's the video of the fat kid with the glasses.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: We've all seen it.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been all over Far Feed.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 7: Burnin' Beto just bought my first Puffco Core last week.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Same to you.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: Man, good luck, fool.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: Man, I feel left out with my proxy.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: One of you guys is getting it. Just wait till Popcorn.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: They go on sale there. They let me like super cheap.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: Juan Ortega, Nitty Freestyle. Topic, ease on being pee shy.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: Big nips, shy to pee. Stand next to the urinals.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: Shaking knees. Ha ha ha ha. standing there too many
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: people it's a tease I can't do this somebody help
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: me please.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 9: That was good that was really good bro big nips
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 9: little sips That's good enough to fucking clip, maybe.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 4: I might have to hit a mystic. I was like, yo,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: clip that.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: Let's wait till you sober up.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: You know Izzo's not posting it. He's not collabing with it.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 7: Next one. We got ML415. Hashtag presumido Izzo.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, dog.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People on Patreon, they know what they're talking about.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into it.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Shadow Sombra. Same team. Shout out to... Joelina,
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 7: that's the character that I do, man.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: That's tight.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 7: La Mas Pina.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, your female character? I do the Chola character, yeah.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: We should have brought it up.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 6: I'm doing a late night show in the belly room
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 6: on November 2nd as her. She's just like, it's kind
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 6: of like Carson.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Get your tickets.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: What day again?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: November 2nd.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: November 2nd. Yeah. Belly room. Yeah.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 7: Next one is from the CR1. We don't smoke the same.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 7: Who's going to PuffCon?
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: We're all fucking going, dog.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: We're going up.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: We'll be there early. If you guys want to get
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: some of the, if you guys want to buy one
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: of the Puffco cores there, like the cups, I will
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: have them. Some of them will be available at the
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: Caddy Blaze table or just come see me if you
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: see me out there. I have a lot of them
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: in my backpack. I'm giving you guys a free jar
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: for everybody who gets one if you catch me.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 7: Next one's from Brody Life. Yo, I already got an
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 7: XG book for October. Gonna have to wait till January
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 7: to hook up someone else. Oh, what the fuck? But
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 7: I ain't forgetting y'all.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: For the beds, I told you.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: You can only hook up one person every three months
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, nah.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: He said we all doing it, dawg.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: He said you're not.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: Living Spaces.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: We're calling the better business. Just for XG. You better
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: put other people on.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: I'm the one who ran into him at fucking... Alright,
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: until then, we're just saying Living Spaces. We're not singing anything.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Browzy420. Same team.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: Same team, Browzy.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Same team, mama.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 7: And the next one is from Browzy420. Arriba los pobres.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: We are the pobres, mama. Mama, give money to the pobres.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Good luck to you. What happened? Can you look at
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: Browzy for me, please?
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she's coming.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: For him. Yeah, hooker. Ooh. Mama. Hadar said you have
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: free hash hole, mama. Bless Hadar. Mama. Lobo.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: All right, let's pick the winners. We're going to go
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: from third place to first place. Good luck to everybody.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Third place winner is going to be... This is for
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: the Polak Live Resin giveaway. That one's going to.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: Winner, winner. Brr.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: Menace the Painter.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Menace the Painter. You guys get the Polak
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: and one of the Lobos right here. The brand new product.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: These are fucking heavy ass fucking.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: Cases, bro.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the casing is nice. That's what I was just
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: telling him.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll give you putazo with this shit, dog.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: This'll give you a mega putazo. Mega putazo.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: You don't even know.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: You don't even know the full story.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: You don't even know the full story, Haydar.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: All right. Second place. Second place is going to go to,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: let me see.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: Good luck to y'all. Buenas suertes.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: Burn It Beto 5209. Burn It Beto 5209. Congratulations.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: New first time winner, I think.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, there's a lot of new faces. And
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: first place, and that is for the Puff Goat Core.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 4: Let's go, baby. Hopefully you got a Puff Goat Core.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: If not, go get one.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now's your chance to get down. This is close.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: This is close.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: Samwise the Great. Congratulations. Samwise the Great.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: Congratulations, dog.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, fool.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: If you do not have a Puff Goat Core, let
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: me know.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: I could just substitute it for something you can use
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: if you're going to buy one. Or if you're going
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: to buy one. But, you know, I want you to
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: use it, so. That would be ideal. All right, let's
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: give it up for our guest. Honestly, man, I love
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: when this dude comes on. It's hilarious because he just
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: fits right in.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: You got anything coming up?
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: Any shows?
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a bunch, but I put everything on Joel Jimenez
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 6: Comedy on Instagram.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: Anything this week?
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: I'll be in Arizona.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 6: I'll be in Arizona the second and third at the
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 6: Tempe Improv with Chappelle Lacey.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: We got a couple old people from Arizona. Go catch them, dawg.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: Super funny guy.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: Here, Arizona, and Nevada.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: And November 2nd.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: A lot of those people. November 2nd and 3rd. Oh, yeah,
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: November 2nd. Jolina at the Belly Room, yeah. You're in
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: a band with Chappelle Lacey. Yeah, I'm in a hardcore
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: band with him. Yeah, I play drums. Mad Peaceful.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: At Mad Peaceful Band on Instagram. That's very peaceful music, guys.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: Go listen to it. Yeah, Bartz did pretty good.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: No wonder he fucking used the band thing on the.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bartz. Shout out to Bartz.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: Nitty, you want to shout out your Al Qaeda activities?
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Congratulitos to all the winners. Shout out to you guys
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: for listening. You guys make this podcast what it is.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: You already know that. Number one Mexican podcast in the world.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: See you guys on Thursday. Congratulitos, mama.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: Ray?
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 7: Shout out to God and wifey Xavier.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 3: Hit that like button and subscribe. Thursday, we got three plates.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: Tommy's going to tell us all about Burning Man. He's
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: going to sing the Mega Putazos Corrido.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys heard it.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog. He sang that shit on Scum and Kick it, dog.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: Mega Putazos Corrido, dog. It's hilarious, dog.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: We're taking this too far, I think.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: I was going to beat her up again, bro. He's
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: going to be like, this would have never started if
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: it wasn't for you.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: That's the one you got to get into quickly.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 4: No, he's never coming. We're not giving that full platform.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: So hit that like button, subscribe, and go catch my
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: reaction videos on my channel, please. Thank you.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. Appreciate everybody for hitting
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: that thumbs up. And thank you, everybody, who's been buying
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: the new Puffco products. There's about three of them available now.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: The OG one is almost sold out. So go get
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: it if you're trying to collect all three because there's
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: another one coming out as well. Uh, there's a lot
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: of new stuff being added to the website as well.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys, uh, you guys go to
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: the website at flavors by his own.com. There's a lot
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: of new stuff. Go check out the new content. Um,
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? The LA cart show, there's
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: two blogs champs. There's two blogs. There's a Japan blog
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: So there's a lot.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the 50,000 subs on that. And we
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: are only 500 away from 80,000 subscribers on this channel.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: So hopefully we can end the year with the plaque
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: on the wall.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 3: 100,000 plaque.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: That would be great. As we don't smoke the same.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: And thank you guys for making it happen. And yes,
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: end it with a freestyle, right?
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, 60,000 away from a freestyle.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: Also, Flavors by E-Zone on Whatnot. There's a lot of
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: new stuff that B-Real brought. So I will be putting
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: that up for the Whatnot event. And watch the Dr.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: Green Thumb show from 1 to 3 o'clock. With that
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: being said, we'll see you guys Thursday with another badass giveaway.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram for details.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Let's go.