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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion is advise the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good more than everybody ebody, Well look at that. Today
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  Speaker 4: is January the thirtieth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Friday. Hell yeah, end of a week. It
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  Speaker 2: is The Woody Show. My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 5: That is Greg Gory. We got Menus Hight. Gina grad
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  Speaker 5: is here, Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 5: She's our associate producer. Vaughn our video producer. Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 5: is here. We got bored, we got Menji, and we've
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  Speaker 5: made it to the.
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  Speaker 2: End of the week and really at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the month. The world's the longest month in the history
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  Speaker 2: of months. Let's get into it is The Woodes Show.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Friday. Alright, well now it's official, officially a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get through it together and get into the weekend
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  Speaker 4: as quickly as we can doing that. Today, we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: play the duy Q. That'll be our dumb Ass contest.
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  Speaker 4: We got the Friday Fail stories, and you guys get
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  Speaker 4: ready for menace in the late night monologue.
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  Speaker 2: Week in Review.
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  Speaker 4: You're ready, yes, menas had all kind of time on
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  Speaker 4: the flight here. Yeah, we're still in Saint Louis this morning, so, uh,
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  Speaker 4: Men has had all kinds of time on the flight
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  Speaker 4: to really get his thoughts together.
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  Speaker 2: I mean this, this should be the best one we've
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  Speaker 2: ever heard. Yeah, yeah, this is stoke. I'm only nervous.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do a good job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean did you have did you have access?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know, what wasn't working on the on the
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  Speaker 4: plane was the Internet?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, I actually didn't not. I mean it
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  Speaker 6: was on and off but not consistent.
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  Speaker 4: So Southwest, by the way, I think has one of
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  Speaker 4: the best deals when it comes to the in It's
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  Speaker 4: only eight bucks and it's not the high speed streaming stuff,
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  Speaker 4: but it's at least enough to get online and you know,
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  Speaker 4: do basic stuff, basic stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So I paid eight bucks and I got there.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I'll tell you what, man, Like, I know this
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  Speaker 4: is a first world problem, but man, the number of
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  Speaker 4: people that.
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  Speaker 2: Were bitching about it, it is weird. It is.
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  Speaker 7: It is weird, but you get used to certain things
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  Speaker 7: being there.
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  Speaker 4: It's so it's so weird, like, uh, not having your
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  Speaker 4: phone on you, like things that we've just become so,
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  Speaker 4: you know, accustomed to. Yeah, when you don't have your
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  Speaker 4: phone on you, when you're on the plane, like you're
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  Speaker 4: at thirty five thousand feet in the air.
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  Speaker 2: And you're angry about you.
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  Speaker 8: Know, enjoy the majesty of flight.
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  Speaker 7: Right, But can I just say that I'm kind of
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  Speaker 7: glad it happened to everybody because when it happened to me,
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  Speaker 7: I was watching a movie and I thought, oh crap,
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  Speaker 7: what did I do?
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  Speaker 2: What has gone wrong?
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  Speaker 7: And then Gina turned around and she said, my movie
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  Speaker 7: just went out, and I'm like, mean too, I wasn't alone.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, just just to watch it for Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so you use the in flight yeah, bred told movie. Okay, so.
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  Speaker 4: Even if the internet was working, it wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 4: like strong enough to stream like something off your Netflix
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  Speaker 4: or so yeah, yeah, but just to do it off
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  Speaker 4: like the Southwest in flight entertainment stuff like.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, on this topic, technology's kind of screwed me and
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  Speaker 7: by proxy screwed my parents.
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  Speaker 2: What was kind of funny.
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  Speaker 4: We got off the plane, we landed in Saint Louis,
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  Speaker 4: We got off the plane, breaks like my phone won't
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  Speaker 4: update the time.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have it set yeah, automatically, Greg and I.
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  Speaker 4: Greg and I are literally standing in line at the
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  Speaker 4: men's room, like waiting for a year.
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  Speaker 2: I said, just give me the phone, and like in
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  Speaker 2: half a second, here there we go.
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  Speaker 4: Because he didn't he didn't have the phone set to
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  Speaker 4: the setting where it is automatically updates.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that far.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't know where to look for.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't the fact that wasn't like your first like
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  Speaker 2: go to even think my phone? In my defense, why
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  Speaker 2: learn it when I can just go here? Wady? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So this does that go for menace when
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  Speaker 4: it comes to like, well he talks about spell check
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  Speaker 4: and different things like well, what is I got.
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  Speaker 7: Among those lines? Okay, it's along those lines. Technology did
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  Speaker 7: screw me, and by default, screwed my parents. They had
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  Speaker 7: their milestone anniversary of sixty years, went out to this
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  Speaker 7: beautiful dinner. So and they told me where they were going.
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  Speaker 7: So before they got there, I thought, you know what
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna do, because I'm such a good son, I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to call the restaurant and arrange to have a
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  Speaker 7: beautiful dessert sent over so after their it would arrive
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  Speaker 7: and it would Yeah, you know, how nice?
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  Speaker 2: Would that?
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  Speaker 8: Wouldn't that be nice?
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  Speaker 2: Was it just like, hey, please add this to their
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  Speaker 2: bill or you pay for it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm holding my credit card ready to go. And they
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  Speaker 7: answer the phone at the restaurant with, for lack of
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  Speaker 7: a better term, a computer voice and it sounded real,
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  Speaker 7: but it made it clear, Hi, thanks for calling. I'm
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  Speaker 7: the virtual assistant. What can I help be with? And
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  Speaker 7: it wasn't stilted or weird. You could talk to it
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  Speaker 7: like a normal person. And I said, uh, well, I'd
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  Speaker 7: like to speak to a human, but my parents are
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  Speaker 7: coming for dinner tonight. And I'm talking at a normal speed,
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  Speaker 7: normal volume, and it read back everything. It said, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: I understand your parents will be here tonight for dinner
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  Speaker 7: and that you would like to send a lovely dessert
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  Speaker 7: for this call, and I this is awesome. Can you
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  Speaker 7: please describe who they are and give us their names?
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  Speaker 7: And I said, yeah, they're going to be there at
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  Speaker 7: seven pm. Here are their names, here's what they look like. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 7: So they're going to be arriving at seven o'clock and
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  Speaker 7: you want their son Greg to send over dessert. Anything
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  Speaker 7: else I can help you with? I said, yes, I
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  Speaker 7: have my credit card ready. I would like to pay
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  Speaker 7: for this. Okay, So the message for the host is
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  Speaker 7: that you want to pay for this and blubblah and
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  Speaker 7: I said, well, that is the message, but I would
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  Speaker 7: like to send the dessert and then long pause, got it.
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  Speaker 7: I will make sure the host knows and sends over
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  Speaker 7: the dessert. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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  Speaker 7: I said yes, I would like to pay for it.
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  Speaker 7: And I thought, am I not saying this right? I
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  Speaker 7: would like to pay for it? You're still talking this thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would just like hit zero, zero, zero, whatever
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  Speaker 4: it was to get to the person.
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  Speaker 7: Then the person I didn't know what to hit, so
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  Speaker 7: I said, can I please speak to a human and
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  Speaker 7: it said, no, worries, we have your message to the host.
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  Speaker 7: So then I talked to my parents after dinner, Hey,
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  Speaker 7: how's dinner, hoping they'd say like, ah, thanks for dessert,
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  Speaker 7: and they said eh, it was okay. And at the
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  Speaker 7: end of the dessert, the waiter said, are you here
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  Speaker 7: celebrating anything special? And my dad said, well, yeah, when
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  Speaker 7: I made the reservation, I told you it was our anniversary.
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  Speaker 7: So they brought over like some janky piece of cake
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  Speaker 7: or whatever. And I said, was that the thing I
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  Speaker 7: ordered for you?
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  Speaker 2: Guys? I don't think so. And my mom said, what
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  Speaker 2: thing you want? The thing? The stupid computer thing? No
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  Speaker 2: message to anybody.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have like, like, after your interaction there, I
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  Speaker 4: would that's not surprising, read everything back?
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  Speaker 2: What should I have?
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  Speaker 4: Would have hung up, like because you already told it
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  Speaker 4: too much. Now it's already kind of in the weeds.
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  Speaker 4: I would have hung up, called back if you said operator, operator,
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  Speaker 4: operator operator.
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  Speaker 8: But what if it was like, no problem, I can
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  Speaker 8: take care of it.
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  Speaker 2: Like what if there's no operator, Just keep saying the
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  Speaker 2: same thing until you get a person, because it's just
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  Speaker 2: it's it's those things are meant to say.
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  Speaker 6: If it's like a chain restaurant, there's like a overall
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  Speaker 6: number and then there's a local numbers.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't a chain. Yeah, But anyway, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Screwed me technology, and I'm working out for you. I'm weird.
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  Speaker 7: Well, my point on this particular story is I don't
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  Speaker 7: think it would have worked out for anybody because I
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  Speaker 7: was talking to computer.
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  Speaker 2: How about the printer at work today? Like everybody else's
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  Speaker 2: printer worked, but you learn mind does but mine is not.
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  Speaker 4: Every time we were on the road somewhere. It's the
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  Speaker 4: easiest thing and it's the hardest thing. Easy mean, like
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  Speaker 4: all I want to do is printed document, connect this.
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  Speaker 2: This h I don't I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody who understands uh computers like to a uh you know,
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  Speaker 4: like where you can build your own or right code
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  Speaker 4: or something. I want to know why the people who
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  Speaker 4: did all that, who invented computers and invented the code,
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  Speaker 4: why did you make it so difficult to connect computers
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  Speaker 4: to printers?
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  Speaker 2: Because that always seems to be a thing.
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  Speaker 4: There are drivers, there are different like it seems to
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  Speaker 4: me you complicated what should be pretty simple, take this
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  Speaker 4: and print it. But for whatever reason, and because I
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  Speaker 4: hear from a lot of people that you know, when
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  Speaker 4: I talked about these printer issues, printer issues are always
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  Speaker 4: a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: We see it in the.
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  Speaker 10: Office, you know, with our with our printers. They ask you,
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  Speaker 10: why do you travel with a PC? Like I have
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  Speaker 10: my Mac connected to the print. Don't ever use three seconds?
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  Speaker 10: I don't ever use but there because I don't like Mac,
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  Speaker 10: I don't like the Internet. And then all the all
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  Speaker 10: the stuff that we use here at the radio station
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  Speaker 10: is all PC based, you know, so like all the programs,
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  Speaker 10: all the different things.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like I just keep it all. I'm dialing
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  Speaker 4: into my computer U at the radio station like those.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't like the MAC interface. That's the most basic.
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  Speaker 9: You don't like the track pad.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like the track pad, but I even just
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  Speaker 4: in general, I don't like the interface of man agreed.
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  Speaker 7: And that it is the Even the computer guy here
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  Speaker 7: is set up Genus, which he saw, and then he
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  Speaker 7: went to set up mine.
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  Speaker 2: He went, Hu, that's weird. It's not working. If Greg
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  Speaker 2: was a computer.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's like erics. I have asked Greg, has
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  Speaker 6: he tested himself for like extra iron in his body
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  Speaker 6: or something like that?
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  Speaker 4: Transmitting some force seven forty four Woody hit us up
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  Speaker 4: with the text over to two two nine eighty seven
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  Speaker 4: more Woody Shows.
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  Speaker 2: Next hang up. The Woody Show will be right back.
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  Speaker 11: We're doing listener meetups in San Francisco, Saint Louis, and Anaheim.
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  Speaker 11: What's going on, everybody? It's menace all you podcast listeners.
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  Speaker 11: This is your chance to come meet up with the
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  Speaker 11: Woody Show. The first event is happening this Friday in
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  Speaker 11: Saint Louis at Hotshots in South County from six pm
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  Speaker 11: to eight pm. Woody, Greg, myself and Gina we'll all
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  Speaker 11: be there. And then for the Bay Area OG listeners, myself,
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  Speaker 11: Menace and TCL we're doing a meetup for all of
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  Speaker 11: you three pm to five pm at the Crossing in
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  Speaker 11: San Francisco. The address is two fifty Main Street. That's Saturday,
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  Speaker 11: February seven, three to five pm. We're gonna be giving
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  Speaker 11: away TV's wood Is Show, merch and more. And if
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  Speaker 11: you haven't heard, February twenty first Saturday, three to five pm,
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  Speaker 11: we're doing The Woody Show Meet market everybody from The
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  Speaker 11: Woody Show. We're gonna be a brewery X. It's gonna
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  Speaker 11: be a big blowout party. We're gonna have a band there,
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  Speaker 11: Dogmas Society and more. So we hope to see you
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  Speaker 11: at all these events and thank you for listening to
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  Speaker 11: The Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we got the birthdays and the Corner Birthday coming
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  Speaker 2: up for you here in just a couple of moments.
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  Speaker 2: It is The Woody Show. It's a Friday, you guys. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: never thought it would happen.
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  Speaker 4: No, uh So they're planning to do a sequel to
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  Speaker 4: Dirty Dancing. Oh yeah, and Jennifer Gray says she's in.
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  Speaker 4: I know about this because my wife told me about it, really,
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  Speaker 4: and she's like all excited about it. This is one
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  Speaker 4: of those movies, Greg, I have never seen the whole
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  Speaker 4: way through.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 9: It's definitely not for you.
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  Speaker 2: Second, no, nothing about it.
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  Speaker 4: You would think it's a guy who's going to be
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  Speaker 4: turning fifty here. I would have been seen it well
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  Speaker 4: because it was It was so big and everybody knows
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  Speaker 4: nobody puts baby in a corner.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, I've heard I've
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  Speaker 2: heard that. But I tell you what the hell?
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  Speaker 6: Well, is that the thing where she like runs and
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  Speaker 6: jumps up into his arms? Okay, okay, I've seen that part.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't even know really what it's about.
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  Speaker 9: This is coming of age story for this teenage girl
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  Speaker 9: in the fifties and they all go to some resort,
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  Speaker 9: yeah like back when you with your family exactly, and
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  Speaker 9: she meets a.
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  Speaker 12: Guy from the wrong side of the tracks.
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  Speaker 2: Again, it's not for you.
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  Speaker 4: Stephen Colbert shared the date of his final Late show
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  Speaker 4: that's going to be on Thursday, May twenty first, in
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  Speaker 4: case you just want to watch that and set your DVR.
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  Speaker 4: Bruce willis a sad story man. He doesn't even know
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  Speaker 4: he has dementias.
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  Speaker 2: That's really sad. That's at least according to his wife.
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  Speaker 4: She said that he just has never connected the dots,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, he's got this disease because you know,
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  Speaker 4: the brain can't identify what's happening to it. He still
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  Speaker 4: knows who she is, but the way that he connects
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  Speaker 4: with her and the kids is just different than somebody
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  Speaker 4: you know, would typically connect to their loved ones.
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  Speaker 2: But it's weird. What do you think, like, Bruce, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Bruce willis the.
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  Speaker 8: Man, right.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. The saddest thing, one of the saddest things I've
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  Speaker 9: ever heard was when he was working on his last
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  Speaker 9: movie and was going up to the crew going what
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  Speaker 9: are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, They probably thought he.
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  Speaker 9: Was joking well, and then apparently he was under contract
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  Speaker 9: to do one more movie and the director was like,
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  Speaker 9: I can't do that to him. You just got to
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  Speaker 9: release him.
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  Speaker 6: I said, down with them for like a one on
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  Speaker 6: one interview, maybe seventeen years ago, and it was so
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  Speaker 6: awkward and weird, but I don't know, like yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: then yeah, I don't know if like it seems like
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  Speaker 6: you'd be a chill dude. No, it was very like
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  Speaker 6: intense and I've.
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  Speaker 8: Heard he's a tough interview.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't know if like back in the day,
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  Speaker 6: if that's you know, something was happening.
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  Speaker 4: The other celebrity health news singer Ray J. Remember he
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  Speaker 4: did the sex tape with Kim Kardad.
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  Speaker 8: I know he is.
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  Speaker 2: He's forty five years old.
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  Speaker 4: He says he only has a short time to live
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  Speaker 4: after being hospitalized for pneumonia.
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  Speaker 2: He was hospitalized recently for that.
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  Speaker 4: In an Instagram post, he said that his heart is
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  Speaker 4: beating at only twenty five percent.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, God, So they put him on eight different
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  Speaker 6: medications right now. And he said it's because of all
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  Speaker 6: the drugs and alcohol through his life and he's paying
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  Speaker 6: the price now.
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  Speaker 4: I am TMZ says that Bill Cosby admitted under oath
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  Speaker 4: that he obtained a prescription for quayludes.
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  Speaker 7: Oh oh they still have, No, they don't seventy They
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  Speaker 7: probably still yeah somewhere Braik.
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  Speaker 2: Wants them that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Bill Cosby admitted under oath that he obtained
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  Speaker 4: a prescription for coaludes from a doctor at a poker game.
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  Speaker 4: It was an OBGYN who was in this poker game
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  Speaker 4: and he used them to drug women so he could
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  Speaker 4: have sex with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He said that he was getting from like seven different doctors.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he had refilled it, you know, a ton
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  Speaker 4: of times. Anyway, that that obg yn had his license
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  Speaker 4: revote back in nineteen seventy nine, so it's not him.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I am drug illiterate. I've never understood what kludes making.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, but what is it, Jenny?
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  Speaker 8: Was it just a downer, like a like a bus relaxer.
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  Speaker 7: Because when people were acting out, you were saying, like
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  Speaker 7: the lude, Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 6: It makes you all loopy at least that's what I
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  Speaker 6: saw from Wolf of Wall Streets.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, that was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's Caitlin Clark and know from the w NBA.
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  Speaker 4: She's going to join NBC as a special contributor for
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  Speaker 4: the launch of Sunday Night Basketball to start with the
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  Speaker 4: LA Lakers and the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden.
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  Speaker 2: And I left this story because I just have some
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  Speaker 2: audio here for you. Greg. I know how much you
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  Speaker 2: know It's Friday up. Bruce Springsteen, your favorite has released
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: a new protest song titled Streets of Minneapolis. Now this
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: has nothing to do with the politics or anything. Greg
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: just hates Bruce Springsteen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: He literally the most overrated human being of mankind.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Here's here's a little bit of again. This is it's
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: called streets of Minneapolis.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Greg already hates it. Winterass and cool.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Even a city of flame, fot fire and ice ocute buyers,
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  Speaker 3: Boots King Trump's private army from the dhous guns built
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: it to the coots came to miny air bliss to
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  Speaker 3: and forced the law.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: We're so there, story goals again, smoking ribber boots. I
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: keep looking at gregly, do you want me to turn off?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: He's going no, no, no, this can be real, Right,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: it's real, real, like legit, not like it's not no,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: it's not AI. It's not like some cover. This is
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Bruce Bringstak versus. Like I couldn't go out in the
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: streets and protests with you guys. But no, no, I'm just
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: gonna do this song.
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: From the company because he's.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's his voice. That's why Greg hates. Are
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: you thinking it's good or what? I'm not?
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not even no, I don't think it's it
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: doesn't sound like him, it doesn't sound good.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: It's just well, there you go, the same horrific The
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: played song on Greg's playlist here over the weekend. What
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: you got for is Gina grad Okay.
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: So if you're a fan of tennis, or you have
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: a massively disposable income, here's something for you. The racket
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: that Novak Djokovic used during his twenty twelve Australian Open
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: final against Rafael Nadal. It's up for auction and that
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: match is apparently still talked about. Is one of the
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: greatest ever, partly because it went nearly six hours and
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: at the end Novak celebrated by tossing the racket, ripping
• 17:31
  Speaker 9: off his shirt. It was a big deal.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: Any guesses how much this racket is supposed to.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Go for it? I would think tennis people got money.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Tennis and golf fans put me down forest Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Three hundred thousand dollars, How about seven hundred and fifty
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: grand Okay.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I don't really know who he is. One of the greatest.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: He's one of the greatest tennis player. Now maybe two
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand thousand.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Menace sometimes it pays to not know about a sport.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: Two hundred.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I did walk into this Wilson store just recently, because
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: they have a Wilson store.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like Wilson is like starting to really come
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: up and they're so they're doing it, know, they have
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: their own stores. Yeah, And I walked in there and
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: I did look at a racket, and a racket was
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: like four hundred and fifty bucks.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tennis rackets can be expensive.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: And they were getting into pickaball and these pickaball rackets
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: that you see for like five bucks at Target, they
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: were sewing them for like three hundred and twenty dollars.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Well, those are probably really good ones, so you can
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: always buy, like you could buy a cheap tennis racket
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: at Target or something like that.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: That one, Yeah, they're no good. Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: But did you see the one girl I felt kind
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: of bad for. It was just in the Australian Open
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: and then she lost her quarter final match and she
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: was smashing the racket.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: Oh, I did see that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: It was like a it was a she she thought
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: she was in a place where there were no cameras,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: had a kind of like a little private moment and
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: then but no, but then they went and released it
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: without even like letting her know about I felt bad
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: for it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it is fun to smash stuff though.
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: I actually did it the other day when I was
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: so good, I had to do, you know, the walk
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: through of my dad's house. The person that was living
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: there left some a you know what, I don't know
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: whose belongings they are actually, litigiously, I don't know whose
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: they were. But I found something that seemed like it
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: might have been important, and I smashed it to bits
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: and it felt amazing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: It felt really good.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah. Also, lamar Odom, he's checked himself into rehab. You guys,
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: he just got popped for a d u I And
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: it sounds like he's trying to get ahead of things
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: before they spiral, because you know, he went to that well,
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: he did a thirty day treatment program in LA after
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: this happened because he was afraid of those old triggers.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: The DUI had nothing to do with drugs. But he
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: just wants to get out ahead of this, you know,
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: so it doesn't make him slip backwards.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Hi, Greggory, what you got?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, when you meet somebody and you find
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: out they're into something and you think, God, I would
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: have never thought that that dude likes model trains or whatever.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: So Jonah Hill, he's got this new MOVI coming out
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: on Apple TV Plus. It's called Outcome. It's Jonah, Keanu Reeves,
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Cameron Diaz, Matt Boehmer, David Spade, Laverne Cox, Nice, and
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Susan Lucci.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: From All My Chi American Caine.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: She was on All My Children for like four hundred years,
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: legendary Susan Lucci, and she was cast in the movie
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: because Jonah Hill said he was a huge fan of
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: All My Children.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I can I.
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: Would have never No, he's not a huge fan. I
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: can one tell you what this is because what is this?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: That's how I saw.
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: It, I promise you. This is my guest.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: He grew up with his mom watching it, and so
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: it was just always on the part of his childhood.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Fair Fair That's like, I'm aware of the direction.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: Susan Lucci.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: My mom watched it too, exactly. Susan.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: That's a name that like is vaguely familiar. Yeah, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you why.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: You definitely know the name.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: But nothing. So she famously got to be something for
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: people who are one hundred.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: On all my children.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: She famously didn't win the Emmy like twenty years in
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: a row, finally won. She says she wasn't even ready
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: to do the movie because it's a deeply emotional role,
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: but she loved it and mainly she loved working with Keanu.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Reeves, Keiano Nice. I love everything that Apple's putting out,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: so I'll definitely check it out. Man, that's what you got.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Well, I found out that Martha Stewart and I are
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: exactly the same because she just recently did an interview
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: where she said she will not leave the house without
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: taking a shower.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I can't do anything without taking a shower.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: And the person interviewing her was actually giving her a
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: hard time because she was asking her about her daily
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: routine and she said that she gets up every morning
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: and then she goes to the gym, and they go, oh,
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: so wait, you take a shower before you go to
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: the gym, and Martha goes, yeah, I won't leave the
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: house without taking the gym to the gym, take a
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: shower really without yeah, without taking a shower without it
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: would feel that I would feel so gross.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: So will you shower? At a gym.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'll shower before the gym and then shower at
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: the gym.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: At the gym before I worked at the showers at the.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Gym, Yeah, before I worked out, Yes, and then after, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I shower.
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  Speaker 2: Like three or four. Why would you shower before the
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: workout because I.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Would feel like like dirty and then extra dirty as
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: I'm working out.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Huh, that's you're so weird.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: That's why it's also weird that he won't use like
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: the you won't take a dump in a public no,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: but you'll shower like most there's a lot of people
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: who won't shower at the gym because like they don't know,
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: they're not comfortable. Yeah, but then they'll use the restroom
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: if they need to go number two, they'll go.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't. You're very complicated. Yeah, but you guys
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: would leave the house without taking a.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Shower if I was going to a gym, which let's
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: face it, that's not happening, but I would not show.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: And if you were like acting like she was a
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: crazy person for taking a shower before.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Or if it's Saturday, I'm saying, if it's a Saturday
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: and I'm just running out to the grocery store.
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: I can't take a show hour before I go, or
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: I have to take shore before I go to a landfill.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not meeting friends for dinner without showering beforehand.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: But like if I'm just running on an errand feel gross? No,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: how gross are you?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: You?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: You put on new clothes without taking a shower too?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, do you have like some sort of.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah dog crap? No, I'm just I just want to
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: feel clean. Okay, I thought you would be on board
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: with this. Great No, you're a little nice.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: You're disgusted the birthdays and your porno birthday.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Say this Shida like its ship and you know you don't.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Christian Bale, who
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: is fifty two today.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Wilmar Valderama fans from that seven show, very nice. He
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: opened the door for me once is forty six. For
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: those of you who watched The Crown, she played Queen Elizabeth.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Olivia Coleman is fifty two.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: She's good, phil mother f and Collins is seventy five.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Day doing well now.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Kid Cuddy is forty two. Annie melanachis who still looks sixteen.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: He's fifty nine, fifty Damn and Charles S.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Dutton. He was in a lot of stuff. He had
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a nineties sitcom called Rock. He was also the groundskeeper
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: in Rudy in the movie Rudy about the football club. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: he's seventy five.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Your part of Birthday today is Rika Fan and today's
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: birthday girl. She's originally from the Czech Republican guys, but
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: she has been drilled more than a Texas oil field.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: One hundred and fifty three fine films, including testing out
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: all the holes. She was in Tushy Raw. Also Stepbrother
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Knows how to take care of our plumbing. She was
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: in Cream for Her Pancakes Volume one. Also Natural Lesbian
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Sex Experiments and Greg who can forget her unforgetable role
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: in three Way a lesbian tongue workout.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: That's the only kind of.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Work out you're on board for it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Tongue workout. Yeah, it's a Rieka fan. Her tongue is rip.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: It was twenty two years old today.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That's your born of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: is a Friday. Look what's happening around the world of
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• 25:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and actually, can I ask a question? No, Oh
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: damn it, let me.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: Do it anyway.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: I have a question about a birthday gift for one
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: of my best friends. A girlfriend and I always going
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: on together. You know, we do like two for this
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: person to for that person. What do you mean, like
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: you know, there's three of us, Yeah, exactly, and whoever's
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: birthday is the other two buy for that person. So
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: I'm going in on it with a friend of mine.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: And at this age, like everyone has everything they want,
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: like it's hard, it's getting harder and harder to buy
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: stuff for people. And I thought, what if we get
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: something that she really needs, like a go bag, you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: like a survival like.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: She loves this.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: It's like filled with all you know, like.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: A couple of years ago for Christmas, she gave us
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: like a roadside that our safety Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: So what would it's like you know those like potato
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: space blankets and you know water pouches.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Terrible gift and like you know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: No, but you never know. It's it's a prepper bag exactly.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: They're kind of expensive.
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: That's where we're going to go on it together.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: See, and this is where I get into like buying
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: gifts for adults.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What else do you get them?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: You got to get out of this obligation, like why
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: are we buying Christmas gifts and Birthday? It's just take
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: you and your friend, take her out for a brunch
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: or somebody, or go to the all three of you
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: go to the spa. We've done and cover cover her
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: on that done this whole like the ideas, But now
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: you're in You're in a situation where like you're trying
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: to find something to give her for the sake of
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: giving her a gift.
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah that's true, and you know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I love you, but if I got that as a gift,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I'd be kind of bummed.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: Why because it would go, it would go in a closet.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I know, something terrible to the strift club. I don't
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: think I would make it rain.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just thought, I think you should take her
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: out to brunch or wherever.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: You go, but.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: Bunch all the time, right, And at brunch you have
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: the conversation, why don't we stop doing this gift thing?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, because my mom had the same.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: Thing, but it was with like these ten different women,
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: and it made no sense because they would all give
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: the birthday girl a card and they all put money
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: in it, and then the next birthday just get.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: That was my sister's point. When what's the point.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: My sister and I we had the conversation. It's like, well, look,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: let's just buy for the kids. Like we'll buy for
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: her kids, she'll buy for our kids for Christmas and birthdays. Right,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: But when we're no longer doing the exchange between, like
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I'm getting her a gift for Christmas, and she SAIDs
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: because it was the same thing, like I'd get her
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: a gift card to someplace. She turned around and give
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: me a Home Depot gift card because neither one of
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: us need anything. We're both fifty years old.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: Like, that's exactly my point.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It's like what like what each one of us? We
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: don't need anything, It is just going through this this
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: like motion.
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: The last girl we gave a vacuum and she got
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: really excited.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: See stuff like that is useful. Now you're making Now
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• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
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• 29:24
  Speaker 2: news headlines for you this hour. But if you really
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: want to know what's going on, what's been happening out there,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: but you don't want it to you know, hit so heavy.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah you really want to turn to Menace and Menace
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: is Late night Monologue. Yeah all right, So you know
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Menas has been trying to hone his skills so that
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: he can end up like when this inevitably fails, when
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: the show inevitably goes away, he will have a future
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: as a writer for their sitcoms or for late night television. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: And so Menace has put together his thoughts and ladies, gentlemen,
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: boys and girls.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: He man, what's going on everybody? Well? The government finalized
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: the US defense budget at one point five trillion this week.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: One point five trillion. I better be getting some robots
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: that shoot guns and whilst giving mouth parties, am I?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Guys? You know what I'm saying.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a great name for them already. They're
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: called robo Bang Bang Blow. Also one point five trillion?
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Pretty cool, right? A whole defend a whole country for
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: the price of avocado.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Ain't that the truth? The super Bowl?
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: The Super Bowl is almost here, and we got the
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Patriots versus the Seahawks.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: And I would come up with something funny to say,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: but I can't. Rhy. I can't think of anything that
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: rhymes with hawk.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Anyway, has become popular again, and some people are getting
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: arrested for it. Arrested for it? Are they arresting butchers?
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Let's face it, it's not about the birds. It's about the bread.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Uncle Sam can't get his cut of the underground betting,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: so let's just fight with our cocks out opened you
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, he's betting apps dry?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Are you with me? Hashtag make cocks legal?
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: All right, by the way, already have it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: By the way, I already had the name of my fighter,
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Cocky mccock face. It's been insanely cold across the country
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: this week, with weather reports calling it balls cold and
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: other calling it bitter but blister season. My favorite is
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: a high of no reason to live in a low
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: of God?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Greg again, city written yeah totally as always City.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: Sweeney climbed the Hollywood Sign and covered it with bras
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: to promote her new lingerie brand.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the name of her lingerie brand?
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: Sure?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Oh you don't? Okay me either, But did you see
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: those cans? You know what I'm saying. Red Robin is trying.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: To stay out of bankruptcy by closing a bunch of locations.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: Here's a wild idea, Red Robin, stop false advertising. Bottomless
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: fries more like bottomless lies. Bitch again again to Greg, Yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: where are we at?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Somebody somebody trying to break out the pharma ceo killer
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: Luigi mander Joni.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Out of jail by you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: By using a pizza slicer, like really a pizza slicer
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: to get a guy out of prison name Luigi? Yeah, like,
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: how about so many dress up as NHL is gritty
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: to break out Diddy?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Stop being a base of the bitch you know. Yeah, sorry,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I tried on that one. I can that's a bitch.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Stop being a bitch man, all right? Uh uh. Tesla
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: says they're trying to. Tessa says they're.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Gonna stop making the model s in the model why
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: And people are asking why not the cyber truck because
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: bitches be hating you know what I'm saying, can't stop.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Won't stop the cyber truck they'd be hating on.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Seriously, they want to ramp up production of robots, So Greg,
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: do you want your robo Bang bang blow in brown
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: or black brown?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Kidding? All right? Looking all right?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Uh sorry, A lot of stuff out there is horrific
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: right now, so I don't really have much to say,
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: but all this is a wrap up with this. Your
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: mama's still ugly and the rent is too damn high.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: We have a great show for you tonight, Timothy Timothy
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Charlemagne is here, and Isaac Hayes is our musical guy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Isaac Hag. She said, yes, yeah, yeah, good God, didn't
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: get much rest last night. My eyes are barely Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: all right, thank you man. It's no problems, all right,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: really really all for Gret today. I love as long
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: as I make Greg laugh. That's all I care about.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: There is something to be said for the for the
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: sleep thing, not that it's ever, like truly great during
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: the week. I don't think for anybody who's got a
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: job and has responsibilities. But last night a fire alarm
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: went off at like eleven thirty at night, and for.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: About good.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: And it was it was blood curdling.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But the good thing is is every I got
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: out safe and the fire was put out. Ye oh wait,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: oh wait, there was no fire. So why would a
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: fire alarm go off at eleven thirty at night at
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: a hotel? Oh because a kid pulled the fire along. Yeah,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: but they turned it off right away, Oh no, no, wait.
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: Wait twenty minutes for the fire department.
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: And I was sitting in the lobby with the other
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: chumps in my pajamas and my coat because I didn't
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: know what was going on. And everyone has their ears,
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: you know, covered, and the little lady behind the desk
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: is like, because some people need to watch their kids.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, dude, my ears were ring, yes after
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: and that never happens after all the concerts I go to.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: It was horrible.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: It was bad, all right. So as soon as it
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: went on, I didn't get out of bed, she did,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: which is why I'm going to die in a fire
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: with my underwear on. Make sure it wasn't just my room.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I I just took another pillow and I
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: my head was allready on the pillow on the one side,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: so I just put the pillow on the.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Other side, and uh, it was barely audible at that point. Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: And I was just keeping an eye on the text
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: because you guys are texting giving me the information because
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: you were the people that left your room.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to know.
• 36:13
  Speaker 13: I want to I was I was like, dude's vapor
• 36:18
  Speaker 13: because we had an event last night and we were
• 36:20
  Speaker 13: out of that and so by the time I got
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: back through them, it was late.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: It was it was a late day for you know,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: having to get up and do the show the next day.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: And it was right at that time where you was like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: just just isn't that's the worst time to get woken up.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: It's one thing that's like you've been asleep for a
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: couple hours, and you know, maybe something wakes up and
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: you go right back to sleep. But it's like right
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: as you just had fallen asleep, it like.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: It hurts, like the whole thing just hurt your body
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: and your brain.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: I saw the lady at the front desk this morning.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I said, whoever did that? You got them arrested, right,
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: She said, no, we don't know who did it the
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: first somehow they know it was a kid.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: Well, the first thing she said was I'm so sorry
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: about last night, and I you know, I'm usually like,
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: oh no, probably, I just want I.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Just ignored her, just kept walking.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's it's a thing that I second
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: guessed myself.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I know I should get up,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: and I know I should go leave the room because
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: at some point it will be an actual emergency. But
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: the same thing happens at the radio station, like the things,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: the things and nobody.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Were you waiting for someone to like knock on your door?
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I thought if it was I did
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: have that thought. I thought, if it's something that's a
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: legit emergency. They will be going around knocking on all
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: the doors like a firefighter. Somebody be knocking on all
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: the doors. And my room happens to have like a
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: because it saw like one floor, so like a sliding
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: glass door that I can go right out and if
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: I can't go through the hallway, I can go out
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: the other.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Way, jump right off the balcony.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: There's no balcony. It goes right. It's like it's a level.
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: No, it's it's it's a balcony somehow it slopes up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, mine is slightly elevated. But you know, when
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I lived in a place where you know, tornadoes would
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: come through, the tornado siren would go off, and like
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: we were just talking about this last night with somebody.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: It's true, like the wives and the kids and stuff.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: They would go down to the basement and take shelter,
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: and then me and the other husbands and stuff on
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: the block. We're just all outside like looking for it,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: going like oh you see anything, Yeah, and would just
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: say hanging out there talking.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: And super common in the Midwest, like call me when
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: the sky is green, right.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like me, I'll be in the basement with
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: the wives. Yeah. So it's probably not. That's probably not
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: a good habit to be in, not reacting to.
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that low resting pulse is going to get you.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, but the same way that people don't respond
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: to or they don't have no reaction when they hear
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: a car alarm going off.
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: They don't respond to it, right, Yeah, yeah, but car
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: alarms won't kill you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we need to lower the bar for the
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: death penalty. Whoever pulled that alarm? Straight to the chair show,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: we check into that side of the room where Gina
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: grad is standing by with the trending news headlines.
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: Well, another day, another protest, and apparently we're not even
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: supposed to be here today, you guys. They're popping up
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: all over the country in response to President Trump's immigration crackdown.
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: So organizers have been telling people to skip work, skip school,
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: even shop, stop shopping as a show of resistance.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: We get fired, like can they can they us? So
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: we get in any kind of trouble for that.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: I think it's probably frowned upon.
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: Well, this follows the economic shutdown that they did in Minneapolis,
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: where business is closed down to protest ice even in
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: that freezing weather.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: So I mean yeah, I guess go home.
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's Friday, three day weekend. You get to
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: look like even let's just say, for the sake of argument,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: you don't care at all about any of that stuff.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Like what looked like you care about I'm very invest
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: today exactly. I mean, you care about President's Day? You
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: like whatever they're going to give you the day, Take.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: The day, right.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: Well, Menace had mentioned this, but a thirty six year
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: old guy in Minnesota got arrested after he showed up
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: at the prison where what is it Luigi.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Locked up.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: He tried to break him out. The dude showed up
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: to the prison man Dabroni. He showed up saying he
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: was an FBI agent and claimed that he had a
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: court order signed by a judge for mander Joni to
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: be released. And when prison officials asked to see the
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: guy's credentials, he showed them his driver's license and then
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: threw a bunch of documents at them. And then they
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: looked in the guy's bag and found a barbecue fork
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: and a pizza cutter, both, by the way, considered weapons
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: in a prison. So he was arrested on site and
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: charged with impersonating a federal agent.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Did you see the comments on that story? Free our boy?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: The comments? Not one comment about this person who comes
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: in and tries to, you know, use well to get
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to get mister Gibbroni out.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: All I can think about is how cool is that
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: pizza cutter? It was the one of those ones that
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: are just like, it's in your palm.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I have that?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just roll over a circle. Yeah it doesn't
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: have it doesn't have a handle. That pretty cool pizza cutter.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: Well Olympic sprinter Shaikari Richardson. She was arrested in Florida
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: after cops says she was driving more than one hundred
• 41:22
  Speaker 9: miles an hour and she was a gold medalist from
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: the twenty twenty four Paris Games. She was booked on
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: dangerous speeding and it's being held on a five hundred
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: dollars bond. And that arrest comes just a few years
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: after her comeback from a THHC suspension that kept her
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: out of the Tokyo Olympics, which I never understood because
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: we doesn't know to make you faster, so it's even
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: more impressive to me.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you're not enhancer. They still don't. They
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: still don't encourage it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but like if you won and you were on
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: like downers, you're a hero even better.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you're that good. Exactly is it? Lindsay Vaughn
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: who just ate it like a week away from the Olympics,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: there was just a he's still doing stuff. Yeah, that's
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: been one of the big stories. Hold on, I think
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, just this morning they were saying, Lindsay
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Vaughn stand vine. Yeah, Lindsay Vaughn left limping after crashing
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: final downhill race before the Olympics. Sucks. Yeah, it sucks.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: She was gonna be like one of the big stories
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: for the downhill just because you know, I don't know
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: how how old she is now, but I guess as
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: far she's forty one. Yeah, I guess as Olympic athletes go,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: that's kind of ancient. Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: And you're probably not gonna get.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Another bite at that apple. Yeah. She's the one that
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: was with Tiger Woods, right, Yeah, I believe So wasn't
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: that tigers chick for a minion?
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: Well, Federal officials are looking into this incident where a
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: Waimo self driving car hit a kid near an elementary
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: school in Santa Monica, California, and that was during morning
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: drop off. So authority say the kid ran into the
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: street from behind a double parked suv and while the
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: Waimo car did break quickly, it still made contact at
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: a very low speed and caused a couple of injuries,
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: but the kid was mostly fine out to the curb
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: and then the company said it called nine one one,
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: and the Weymo moved to the side of the road
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: and stayed there until cops cleared it to leave. And
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: Weimo says it reported the crash right away and it's
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: fully cooperating, you know, as they review everything.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: How does how does the Waymo car know it's been
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: cleared to leave? But I guess are the cops. Are
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: the cops on the phone with the Waymo people like, yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they can talk through the Weimo Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: People, Yeah, Am I free to go? Officer for your service?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Am I being entertained? Am I being entertained? Am I
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: being detained? Your badge?
• 43:33
  Speaker 14: I wanted a badge number A few pig Yeah, I
• 43:41
  Speaker 14: stopped trying to stop meeign.
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: Traveler.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: What were you saying, uh the other day?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Oh you were you were telling somebody, and I want
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: to know if this is true or not. You know,
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: like certain states, California being one of them, were you're
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: required to have a front license plate, and a lot
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: of people go without that and they just wait till
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: they get pulled over and right give it a ticket
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: before they start drilling holes in the front and the
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: knights of the car. The you know, less likely you
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: are to see somebody with a front plate, right if
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: you don't want, they don't want to drill out of
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: the car, right, which which I get. So Greg had
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: mentioned this person that it's illegal. I'd be interested to
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: hear from somebody who works in law enforcement. Is it
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: illegal for a person without a front license plate to
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: be pulled over and given a ticket simply because they
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: don't have the front license plate?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Because that's what that's what Greg was telling you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: The most recent car that I bought, they said, hey,
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: do you want us to drill the holes for the
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: front license plate? And I said, well, I don't want
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: you to, but I have to. And they said why
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: do you have to? I said, because you get pulled
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: over if you don't have a front license plate. And
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: according to them, this is not my opinion. According to them.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: They said it is no longer legal for a cop
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: to pull you over simply for not having a plate.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: If you're speeding, for example, and you get pulled over
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: and you don't have the plate on.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Top, they technically said that you were going one mile
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: over the speed limit then, because you're probably sure, so
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: it wasn't the only reason.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: But that's the point. They said, they can't pull you
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: over solely.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: For not having I don't believe it, but I would
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: still wait. I would still wait until you got pulled
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: over for that, rather than drill into the car or
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: like the.
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: Good old days with the paper plates that didn't have
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: a license number on it. Just like the dealership paper plates.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: We get stacks of those and just keep replacing them.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: One over so many bridges, Oh, I bet for years.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: Well, here's some surprisingly good news. Americans are living longer.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: So life expectancy hits seventy nine years old in twenty
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: twenty four, and that's the highest it's ever been so
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: just to compare, in twenty twenty one, the expectancy was
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: about seventy six and a half. And the jump is
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: mostly thanks to the pandemic easing up. Fewer deaths from
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: things like heart disease, cancer, drug overdoses. And while the
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: US still lags behind a lot of other countries when
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: it comes to this, experts say, the trend is clearly
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: moving in the right direction, and the numbers suggest that
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: things will keep improving, so we'll keep getting older and older.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Still for Greg Gory and how many weekends is that
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: not many? They just made a huge cancer breakthrough. And
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I can't say the word, but the one that's Steve.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: Patriotic, Yes, patriot, patriotic, patriotic cancer.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pancreatic, pancreatic, pincreatic. That's huge.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Though that's a death sentence. It's been a death sent
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: They said.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: They just made a huge breakthrough on that. That's awesome.
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: Well, finally, a story about a Philadelphia snowplow driver is
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: getting a lot of attention.
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: So it all started when.
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: He posted a video where it looks like he's deliberately
• 46:52
  Speaker 9: burying cars on the side.
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: Of the road and just massive piles of snow.
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: There's a video of him laughing and yelling things like
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: if your car looks like this, just go ahead.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Okay. So this is a prime example of a story
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: that people just saw the headline they read like one
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: little thing.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: They didn't watch the video. They didn't see it. This
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: guy is getting roasted. And I watched the video. Now
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: watch the video for yourself, and you could tell me
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I'm wrong. Right, This is my interpretation of the video.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: This guy, the weather is terrible. There's a ton of snow.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: He's plowing a city street. Cars are parked along the
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: side of the road. They're already, by the way buried.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't see like one car that wasn't necessarily already
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: perfectly buried in snow.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: He's not going out of it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: You know, some people will drive out of their way
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: to hit a puddle just to splash somebody on the
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: side of the road.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Because he wasn't doing that. He was maintaining the lane,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: clearing the lane of the snow. And what does the
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: snowplow do. It pushes snow off to the side. It
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: doesn't just keep it in front of the snowplow. It
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: pushes it off to the side. So where else was
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: he supposed to have this snow go? And they're like,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: and he was using inappropriate language.
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: And well that was the funny part.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Now I have a clip here of from the video
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: and the guy just like basically saying, oh, man, it's bad,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: stay inside, don't come out. Stay in your house, don't
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: come out. He wasn't like ha ha, I'm bearing you.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: He's just out there doing his job. And people, man,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: he's been reprimanded. People want his job. They like, oh,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: do we get a video of him when he's getting fired,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: to see if he's laughing with that same energy. It's like,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: first of all, I don't think this is on your street.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: There is no extra snow next to your car. But
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: the guy, the poor guy's doing his job.
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, here's making a video.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a clip. Have your car looked like this?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Just god?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: Because again the cars were already Like when you said that,
• 48:38
  Speaker 15: the cars were already by at least half way up
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: the door with snow from other plows coming through and
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: and and everything else.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. It wasn't like, oh, he was going
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: down the street where everybody had already dug out and
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: he was just baring them back in snow. Again, have
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: your car looked like this, just going begging ouse? Ain't
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: no need for you to be outside.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: The Yeah, because the weather is terrible so far, I
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: haven't heard anything about. I'm like, what a dick, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: the perform and after is not that much different. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: exactly outside if you yeah, because you're the snowplow.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: If I can't drive, you can't drive because the streets
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: are covered in snow. But he is driving.
• 49:26
  Speaker 16: Snow plowing, a snowplow, laughing at I got to do
• 49:31
  Speaker 16: my job so that you can go and you can drive,
• 49:34
  Speaker 16: and like in other words, you're not out here unless
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: I'm out here doing this job.
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: But they can't because their cars are buried.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Well, you got to come out and whatever. You still
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: have to dig your car out after it snows and
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: the plow comes and then people with bitch and the
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: plow didn't come through.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: That's unclear. Video. Where's the snow? Where is where is
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the snow supposed to go?
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: Well, it's like everything else. It's the video that pisses.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Why is this video being Made's my question?
• 49:58
  Speaker 15: Who knows?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Start drop snow? He's saying, dude, check out the snow.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: It's bad out here. Stay in your houses, don't come
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: out here. I gotta do my job so that you
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: can come out here and you can drive. You can't
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: drive into unless I can drive. I don't. I don't
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: see the problem here. You get fine, heavy snow days nice.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: You don't need to go nowhere. You don't need to
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: go nowhere. Stay home. Sounds awesome to me. Sounds awesome.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I got no problem with this, dude. Or sprinkle some
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: salt like Christopher.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: So yeah, getting through a Friday and into the weekend,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: get to get chill, get lasers on the couch.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I could go for a I can go
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: for another massage.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Gina was surprised that I that I stopped at you know,
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: the places at the airport where they do like the chair.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Massage and stuff. Why was that so surprising.
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: It's just you always find them and like we're.
• 51:13
  Speaker 9: Walking together with our stuff and you just peel off
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: and you're.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Like later, dog, yeah, you guys, there it goes. Because
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: we had like forty five minutes before before we even boarded.
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: I've really known anyone to ever use them, not, let
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: alone use them every single way place we go.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, now you know they like hot oil or something. No, No,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: it's just it's the chair. One r the chair. You
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: don't lean forward just like it's a No, it's just
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: a back, shoulders, neck, twenty minutes, yeah, twenty minute, then
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: you get whatever they did be like ten twenty through.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's the intervals of ten minutes lowers.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: Did they do like the choppy kind like the.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Usually that's the very usually it's like the very end.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: That's not like if they were doing that right in
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: the middle of a massage, like that's that's weak. Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I look, I don't care. You see
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: them with the mall. You see like the the Chinese
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: guys at.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: The mall, Like, I don't, let's go about it. I
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: always see people at the airport one. Yeah, it's always right,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: like dude, right before you get on a flight.
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's a good idea. I've you've never seen
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: anyone do it.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: The one that's weird is when you see the the
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: in the in the airport chiropractors. You've seen those.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: They're in the Vegas airport. I know, yeah, I know,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: the Vegas Airport's got them. I've seen a couple of
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: different places. I forget what it's called. It's like acause
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: they have they have it. What course they're not hiding it.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: It's right in the middle of the air well.
• 52:33
  Speaker 12: I think in general, what the chiropractors do maybe not
• 52:35
  Speaker 12: be legal. You're right, Gina, but yeah, this is correct. Wow,
• 52:38
  Speaker 12: I forget what it's called. And again I've never I've
• 52:43
  Speaker 12: never gone to the chirop It's called chiroport.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Is what it's called. No necessary, you know, because it's
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: such a in depth medical science. Yeah, how would you
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: make an appointment? Like, all right, I'm planning, I'd be
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: a sixteen on Friday at this time. I like to
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: an appointment, an adjustment. Yeah, I could be misremembering, but
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I for sure the only place I've seen it is Vegas,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: but maybe Dallas. It's got Atlanta, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: and Mineapolis.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: At the Dallas airport that I thought was cool is
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: I had like a massive delay where I was gonna
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: be at the airport for like ten hours and I
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: ended up like leaving, going to the other airport and
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: getting a flight out of the air But I looked
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: into there's a thing right in the terminal you can
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: basically rent napping rooms. And it's a it's a little tiny,
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: almost like a little studio kind of thing where there's
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: there's a bed in there, there's a desk, a TV
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: and then like a chair like almost like a recliner
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: chair and you just going there and you could chill.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: You can get work done. It's got Wi Fi. You
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: can you can you know if you have like a
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: you know, furs about Dallas Fort Worth or love no
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Dallas Fort Worth. It's inside the airport, uh, in the
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: American Airlines terminal and you can you can just go
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: in there. You can do by you know, two hours,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: five hours, you can do half the day.
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: I wonder if people have ever rented it, like overnights
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: they're getting a hotel.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: There is there is a limit. Okay, there's a limit.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I think it's just for you know, you have a
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: flight that gets in but your next fight. Yeah, say
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: your flight lands at midnight. Yeah, but your next flight's
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: not till like five in the morning, six in the morning.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: That's a great idea, Yeah, like to kill time and
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: everything else is closed in eternal that's I would do that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: Those breastfeeding pods just hang out in there.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: That but Dallas for Worth food options terrible? Is that right? Love? Yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Love is way better. Listen are you listening Dallas for
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Worth Airports? And that your food game up? And we
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: we are some of the first people to experience the
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: assigned seating on Southwest wonderful. Now, there were some confusion.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Because people in typical Southwest fashion, like let's say you
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: had seats in the back of the plane, and everybody
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: does want to check a bag, right, so they get
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: on the plane and even though their seat is in
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: the back, they put their suitcase in the overhead compartments
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: toward the seats in the front.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: It could screw you if you're sitting there. I took
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: a spot, so now when I was in row four,
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: there are no overhead spots. So all the people that
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: were sitting in my area who are now getting on board,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: there was no place to put a back and so
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, you're gonna have to put your bags
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: further back. So then when you land, you have to
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: wait for the entire plane to get off the So
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: there was it was a cluster f The other thing
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: is we had assigned seats and people still lined up
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: like children.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Because they said, well, this is only the second day
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: of this, ladies and gentlemen, we're still trying to work
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: the kinks out. I'm like, every other airline does this,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: but unless you've only flown Southwest. You've never been on
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: a plane otherwise, I don't understand, Like, what's what's to
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: figure out? Yeah, Also, the overhead compartments above your row
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: are where your bag not up front, and they made
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: it confusing.
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: They made it very clear before we got on, like okay,
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: we need eight volunteers to give up their bag. Okay,
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: we need seven volunteers. Okay, we need one volunteer. And
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: they didn't get that volunteer. So they said, whoever the
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: last person on the plane is is going to have
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: to give their bag. Well, I was like the eighth
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: to last, and I was texting you guys. I was like, yes,
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: I don't to give my bag, and then like the
• 56:20
  Speaker 9: last thirty people had to get up their bags. I
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: got so screwed.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Well, it never used to be a problem on Southwest.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: There was always plenty of overhead space because they were
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: the one airline that didn't charge to check bags. And
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: then they started checking bags, you know, charging to check
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: your bag like every other airline does, and now now
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: they really are every other airline.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was mid h It's kind even good. If
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: people knew not to line up.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: They will work the kinks out but I don't understand
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: like that didn't necessarily affect you, because no, but you
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: don't have to line up, like if you if you
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: just stayed in your seat at the terminal and you
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: waited for them to call your group number, then you
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: could just get up and get on the plane.
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: I was knitting scarves to the last minute.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could affect your overhead space though, if you
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: didn't line up and you just kind of wave. People
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: are doing it because they know when you get on
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: that plane.
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: I was in a row with a woman who I
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: really did think they were gonna have ask her to
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: have to get to seat.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Sea Bess, check this out. Paint the picture, Gina.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't see this woman, but Gina described her to us.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: You know, no, no shade, it just it was what
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: it was. I'm getting I'm going to my row, and I.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: See she cast a lot of shape. I got a
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: clip right, Okay.
• 57:33
  Speaker 9: I'm getting to my row and this is just incredibly
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: incredibly large woman who they say if you can't put
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: your armrest down, then you have to get two seats.
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: I think her arm rest was up. She was in
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: a big sweatsuit, had a big.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: Fluffy blanket over her, and on top of that in
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: her lap was this overflowing double styrofoam container piled with
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: Chinese food.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: This is the person that sea bass. I mean, yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I was. I was on her side.
• 58:05
  Speaker 12: She at least she's covered up her the mess that
• 58:07
  Speaker 12: she is. But now that she's throwing the Chinese feet
• 58:10
  Speaker 12: on top, it was if you're.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Already bulky, why a bulky blanket on top of that ball?
• 58:16
  Speaker 15: My question?
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: And then of course, like you know, Chinese food as
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: much as I love it, like people do complain about
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: the smell.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Child.
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: And then there was a dude that sat in the
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: middle between she and I. So he had I mean,
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: he had nowhere to go except on my side. So
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: I'm just on the aisle like trying not to fall out.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Just sat on his lap.
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well they started. I think there might have been
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: a love connection.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: I walked off the plane right directly behind that woman
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: and her hips were touching the seats.
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: She was saying, I was surprised it was.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: She was like from hip to hip was I would say,
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: three feet wide? Well maybe, and if you dare say
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: a word, you're a bad guy.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, here she is imposing her will on everyone.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Else on Gina, Yeah, well, good luck with the Southwest thing.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: They'll eventually figure it out. Figure out numbers.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Eight seven, seven forty four. What he text us over
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven? We got some more
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: what show for you next time out? I'm not wearing
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet, Like, straight up,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: you guys are idiots. The Woody Show show into another
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: new hour. Deane sets it to me, training for a
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: politically correct world. You got the failed stories coming up
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: for you this hour and a game it came up.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I forget what we were talking about. And then, uh,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Gina and Greg they've been they've been working on this,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: and I think you and Sammy, you guys have it
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: all figured out how it's gonna work. So I'm gonna
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: really kind of lean on you guys to tell me
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: how this works.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: I believe the origin story was Seabas saying something about
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: was it psychopaths or something that you can name things.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: That start with a letter.
• 59:59
  Speaker 12: It's it's it's how that the people for years now
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 12: been saying, oh, actually, people who cuss more are smarter.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 12: And I looked at the study that that was based
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 12: on and it said nothing of the sort. It was
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 12: a It was a It was a test that said,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 12: if I give you a letter, let's say, f how
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 12: many words can you can you name?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: How many?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Then how many specific words? How many cuss words can
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you name? It?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 12: And it backwards said, well, smart people can name more words,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 12: therefore they can cuss more, or do customer.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: It was that's what.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: The idea was, I'll give you a letter, give me
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: some give me some words.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: So Sammy's gonna just pick the letter for us at
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: random with it before she knows what the top, what
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: the topic is.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: So can I want to start with menace? Then yeah, okay,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I understand what's happening. So yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: So like in other words, there'll be a topic okay,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: so whatever, and then Sammy will assign a letter okay, okay,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: and then you have to name however many you can
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: in a certain amount of what we're gonna do, like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: a certain.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Amount of time. What do you think?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Five? Okay? Yeah? All right? Oh that that short?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean that's maybe maybe thirty thirty okay, yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 9: oh wow, that does seem long though.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Let's get the difference. I don't know I think I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: think we start with thirty see, okay, it's the virgin
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: launch of the game, because you know, like when when
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: somebody asks you something and when you're under that pressure,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: it's right on the tip of your tonguetally. Yeah, that's
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: what me said. I don't do well in the pressure.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Thirty seconds feels like three seconds. Okay, that's that's fair. Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I think we should get the letter first.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: And then I'll give the topic.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so Sammy, what is the first The first
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: letter is r oh okay, but hard hard are.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: Alright, and the topic is things you shouldn't swallow?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, things you shouldn't swallow, and you have thirty seconds, okay, alight, Yeah,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: all right, go razors, radishes, rails, oh, range rovers, uh.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Rabbits uh oh, rectangles, raccoons uh uh, rowing boats, uh roofs.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 17: Uh rifles sure uh rulers don't do that? Okay, eleven guesses,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 17: but yeah, I know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: But like, okay, so rectangles. Yeah, we're figuring this out
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: all along. So we're doing a lot. So do we
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: go ahead?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 12: Do we throw any of those out? I say no,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 12: I think all of those works because otherwise it's just
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 12: list a list stuff.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: You know, our words essentially. Yeah, I think you could say, well, radishes, but.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you shouldn't swallow a whole radish for a whole rabbit, right,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 12: So I think I think none of those are disqualified.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: You think Ray Drover counts, I would say, so, yeah,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: why do you want to swallow?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: Don't you think it's you don't have to be plausible though?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's the thing. It's plausible. I know, guy
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: who's in the car. Actually, maybe this guy is a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: whole blame. So maybe maybe in that particular case, it
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: was just the topic that was too generous. Road. You
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: could pretty much just name anything. Yeah, right, you see
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying that anything?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: Well, okay, let's get more specific.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And do we think thirty seconds is too long?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: I think twenty seconds?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go with twenty seconds? All right? Sammy,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: give us another letter? All right? Am I doing it again? No?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: The letter is D D and Greg gore you you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: tried this one boy? All right? So Greg, the letter
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: is D and the topic.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: Is brands of alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: Alcohol. Come on, Greg, god d ready alcohol and twenty
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  Speaker 2: seconds ago? Doers? I believe doers?
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  Speaker 12: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Water dram booie, oh kinds of alcohol, let's say, okay, doers,
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  Speaker 2: I got one right on the you do yeah, Jack Daniels, uh.
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  Speaker 8: Uh oh my god, the kinds of alcohol?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Alright, there you go. I thought of that was okay,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: what a dach recap. Yeah, I'm way better at this
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: game than don't mass. All right, Sammy, give us another
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  Speaker 2: letter a N N as in Nancy. Yes, okay, and Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna be the one that gets so oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, here we go, And I'm sorry everybody. I
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: know you're like, wait a minute, this timer seems really weird.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: But uh my time's acting up and it kept like
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  Speaker 2: restarting so weird. Are you ready? Yes, the letter N
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  Speaker 2: and the topic is.
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  Speaker 8: Things people only google in private?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, the letter N and things that people only google
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: in private? Are we ready? Yes? Go?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: Nipples naked?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Ah, dang, this is hard. There's another one there, ud okay?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 9: Or nudity?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Is that the same thing would do the same thing
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: as different words to google? I guess nine thirty All right, Replia,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: I did not think of that? Why that publicly? It's
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: the word? I guess what were you thinking of? Minutes?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: You said you had another one. No, it was nude. Okay,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: but if you said naked, well yeah, but it's a
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: different one. Another word. I think you could say naked
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  Speaker 2: and nude but not new to new to tea.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, that's fair, all right?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Uh Sammy, another letter place C C se Bass. Yeah,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: you will be the next one up and the letter game.
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  Speaker 8: Here we go se Bass. Your category is things that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: could be used as a lube.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the letter is see things that could be used
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: as a lube. Are you ready? I am? Here we go?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: Well, cream of course, cream collagen, that's yeah, okay, sure
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 12: it could be crap.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Videos yea colostrum. Also could be yeh colostrum.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm gonna see word juice Yeah yeah, assists because you.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Know what, good job though, Regina? Wrong, Yeah, that's a
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: lost room. That's good time all the time. Already darn
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: somebody advertising? What how about you? Yeah, like I was
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: thinking of the one that he said juice for. Do
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: you want to play?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: What are you're up?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: All right then and then Gina gets to go to
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  Speaker 2: all right, I didn't have to, all right, Sammy, pick
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: a letter. Okay, your letter is S. S. Okay, alright, topic.
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  Speaker 8: Your topic is bodily functions.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, here we go. Ishing, yeah, all right, right, spitting, yeah, uh, secreting, good.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: One, good one, all right, there's a good one.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: There is h No, that's about the bodily showering. But
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: now it's not a oh man, easy one. Stop saying that,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: because then you're putting more pressure on it. It's so easy.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? I can't think of another one.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: My time's up. What's the other one?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: Sweating?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Sweating? I was gonna say, sucking?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Say salivating, that's a good one.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: These are okay, smelling technically yeah yeah, tough, salivating, Yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: that's tough. Sneezing, all right, Gina grad you're up the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: letter game, Sammy, pick a letter. Your letter is k okay, hey,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: we look over the list of ones that we have
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  Speaker 2: not done. Yes, okay, all right, really, k okay, all right,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: here we go, Sammy. Things that could be used as
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: sex toys? Back to this? Okay, what do you mean?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Back to this? Loube, No, I don't know it's related.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: So now I'm just looking.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the list that you guys came up with.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to find that we hadn't done yet. All right, well,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: which one.
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  Speaker 12: Do you think?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Do you want? Things that could used as sex toys
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: or things people hate to admit?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 8: I don't care.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: How about sex? I don't know. Pick one, greg the
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  Speaker 2: thing people hate to admit?
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  Speaker 4: All right, Things that people hate to admit, beginning with
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: a letter K, Gina grad here we go when you're ready.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, killing animals, I don't know, killing, not me, but knitting,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: kangaroo hunting's killing?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 14: Killing?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Uh uh.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Kit cat joeing, what.
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  Speaker 9: Kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Right there?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: It is corn holding?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, alright, times about cooking. That's it is about. I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: got one. Kidnapping, the hate I'm a kidnapper sea bass.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Do you think of any other ones for for th
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: k words? Yeah, okay, things that people hate to admit
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: knowing say, caloric intang, pond bar over eating. Yeah K
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: is a tough one. Yeah that not cool? Okay, is
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: a tough draw. One more, one more letter, one more letter,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: sammy l L. All right, so this will be a
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  Speaker 2: group effort.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody gets to throw in whatever they got and see
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: how many we can come up with, like legit ones.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 9: Well, how broad can the topic be if we're all
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: going to play, we should probably do some kind of
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  Speaker 9: broad right.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I think I had one. We're going
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: to use the other one that we didn't use. Things
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: that could be used as sex toys? Perfect? Yeah, great? Perfect?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Would you say the letter was L L L? All right,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: so everybody gets to chime in on this one. Letters
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: L things that can be used as sex toys. Thirty
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: seconds go, lingerie, lounge, chair, light bulb, leg that is prosthetic,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: a lemon, oh yes, liquor bottle, liquor.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, licorice, rope oh yeah, loin.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's lingerie. You said, lipstick, lipstick, yeah, lighter, lighter yeah,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: especially those big long stick ones. Yeah, lemon, peel god,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: a lantern al.
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  Speaker 4: That was?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: That was That was a tough one.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, I dude, I was at a strip club once. Lollipop.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: That's true? All right, well get it. Yeah, we got
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: through it. We experimented. Yeah, that's the that's the letter game, guys. Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: all right, we guys get quick break. We got the
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  Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. Although that could have been the first
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: one of the week for sure. It is Friday. We're
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: getting through the morning and we're getting into the weekend
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: as quickly as we can. I'll look for your Friday
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• 1:14:00
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  Speaker 2: which means we've got a round of the Friday fail stories,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: The Noise and girls his time for your funny fill
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: all those people thoughts they had the perfect plan, the
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: planet could never go wrong with it. Somewhere along the
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: line that went from being a great idea to one
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: big stink in mega uber ultra. All right, okay, all right,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: good Jumping right into the fail story is this one
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  Speaker 2: from Florida. Thirty two year old fella he was.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Feeling all romantic, decided to buy a bouquet of flowers
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: and some chocolates for one of his favorite performers down.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: At the local strip club, Oh Noise.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: So he goes down to the club he gives the
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: chick the flowers and the chocolates, and then he sat
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: at the bar and he had some drinks and then
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: the cops showed up. According to the report, the flowers
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: and the chocolates cost him about two hundred and eighty
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: eight and he did pay for them, but he did
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: so with counterfeit funny money. The bills had the words
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: replica and to be used for motion pictures only, I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: mean printed right on them, not legal tender.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Now that is the same money that he also tried
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: to pay his bar tab with there at the strip club.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: So in the process of him, you know, being placed
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: under arrest, they searched him. They found another four hundred
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: bucks in the counterfeit bills, along with some cocaine and
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: some metal, and.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Off to fail jail. He failed the ass It's amazing
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: how many people try to pull that with that that
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: movie money.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right, but is it easy? I mean, you just
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: look at the light and you can kind of see.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: Well also, I mean look, I mean something down the hall,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: like as a joke, like has it hanging from the ceiling,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: and he get really close to it and it still
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: looks real.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: You movies, did you guys fail it things like that.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: I was in the line of the chick fl A
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: drive throughout think I told you some paid with cash
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: in front of me. And you know they stand outside
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: the chickilay drive through people and they had this little
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: device right there in the little median where they keep
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: their stuff, and they fed it through there. You know,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: people used to like seed checks, ye right, to check
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: to see if the if thee was legit or not.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it was for cash or there's just that
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: little pen that you you know, that's not what they
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 9: were using technology.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: This next one happened at the Detroit Metro Airport, where
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: a car drove the front entrance of the terminal and
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: right into the Delta Airlines ticket counter. The employees they
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: were just you know, having a nice day, having a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: good day working behind the counter, having a nice day.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden boom, car right in their laps.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Six people injured.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Driver gets out, hands raised, talking, although he couldn't really
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: understand what he was saying.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: The cops they were of course, on the scene in seconds.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: The driver was arrested, taking off to jail. Uh No,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: you cannot fark, Although I like, have you seen those
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: videos online that people are driving by people who have
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: done something clearly stupid. Like a lot of times it's like,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: you know, young drivers or something and they've like gone
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: up over the curb and hit like something, and they go, hey,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: you can't park here, And the people who were in
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: they were standing outside their car who they just wrecked.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: They yeah, hey, lady, you can't you can't park there.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Pretty funny, sounds like something we would do.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: This next one is from Florida with this woman. She
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, her husband. They're
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: both just so excited and you know, becoming parents.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: But there's just one thing. The baby popped out a
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: different color. Oh yeah. So it turns out there was
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: a problem at the IVF clinic that they went to.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: They implanted an embryo that was supposed to have her
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: and her husband's genetic material, but nope, they did some
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: tests and this kid wasn't theirs at all. White couple,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: black kid.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 15: You know.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: The husband's looking at the wife gone yeah right, yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: So they filed a lawsuit against the clinic. They say
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: they're willing to keep and care for the baby unless
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: it's genetic parents.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: You know. Hunter but either way, the clinic is in
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: some major trouble. Yeah, sale a major like, yeah, there's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: been drama over that, right. The people that own the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: actual embryo or whatever part half of it they want it.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: This next one is from Well she carried the baby,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: but no, I'm saying the people, the owners of the
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: owners the juice. They're like, hey, that's hard. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: the juice own. It's cool that you carried it. Everything incubating.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: This next one is from Florida where this dude he
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: was doing some shopping at a grocery store, gathering stuff
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: to make a romantic dinner.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Here's another romantic person.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: He found a steak that he wanted, a nice bottle
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: of wine greg to go with it.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Perfect, but he just didn't want to pay for it,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: so he does so he hatched a plan, and he
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: looked around to make sure the coast was clear, and
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: then he.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Shoved the steak and the wine right down his pants.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: What you do, love pants steak.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately for him, there was a security care were pointed
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: to right at him, and one of the employees was
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: watching the whole thing unfold right before their eyes, so
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: they stopped them at the front door.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: They called the cops, but chick's like bad boys, right,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: of course you would still find that to be romantic.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: And my favorite story of the week This is from China.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Not even gonna make you decide if it's Japan or China.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: This is from China. This chick she was on a mountain.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: She was doing some skiing and she snaw and she
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: saw a snow leopard. That's cool, and she thought it
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: was cute, totally cute, and she wanted to get a
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: picture with it. I'm sure you see where this is going. Anyway,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: she gets too close, the snow leopard mauled her. Lucky
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: for her, there was a ski instructor nearby able to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: chase the leopard off, so she did live. But dude,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: this chick is jacked up. Really Oh yeah, she was
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: rush to the hospital. No, no picture, she never got
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: that picture of the snow leopard, and.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: So fluffy.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: Of course you want to just cut.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: They're just ir resist. Yeah, and those are your Friday
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: fail stories. Every yeah, ain't none but a j ain't nothing.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Sports Day, the g Jeff gerci Hey, every Friday, Jeff
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: g what's everybody show? Happy Friday.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 18: Let's get to Let's go ahead, start with our Lakers.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 18: They're gonna try and bounce back from that ugly loss
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 18: in Cleveland this afternoon. Purple and Gold in Washington today
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 18: at four o'clock. Then they're gonna head to New York
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 18: to take on the Knicks for Sunday Night basketball and NBC.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: It's actually gonna be Sunday.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 18: Afternoon basketball here on the West Coast at four pm.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 18: Big question is will we see Austin Reeves this weekend?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 18: Fingers are crossed. They really need him man. Moving on
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 18: to the Clippers. They're in Denver tonight at six thirty
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 18: and on Sunday, the Clips are in Phoenix at six thirty.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 18: Hockey Kings lost to Buffalo last night four to one.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 18: Kings in Philly tomorrow and on Carolina on Sunday. Ducks
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 18: host Vegas at Anaheim on Sunday evening. Real Quick, Dodgers,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 18: No and Kershaw working on a deal to announce baseball
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 18: games with NBC.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: That would be kind of cool. And finally, this morning,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: what do you show?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 18: This is kind of sports related because all of these
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 18: colleges basically revolve around sports. So here's a list of
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 18: the top five colleges with the highest STD rates number
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 18: five Florida State, number four, U MESS number three Illinois,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 18: number two Temple, and number one Arizona State.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: And by the way, USC came in at number twelve.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 18: So if any of your kids, brothers, sisters, or cousins
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 18: are choosing these schools to go to make sure you
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 18: hit up Costco and buy a book pack of condoms
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 18: and that you so cal sports.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I jegy go men are still not feeling well. He
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: keeps like disappearing. Yeah, you talked to him.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, Oh, I wish I had that kind
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: of freedoms to come and go as I please. And
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: if I don't make it back in time, pull when
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: the microphones go on, that'd be cool.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: It's all good. I wish I had that kind of life.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: That sounds pretty cool. Costco News for you minutes. Yes,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: us'll have the timing down right on the bathroom and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: let's Costco News. They have been hit with a class
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: action lawsuit that debates their claim that their famous signature
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: seasoned rotisserie chicken I've been known about this story is
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: actually preservative free. Who cares? Have you seen the deal
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: on the chickens? All the problems in the world, and
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: this is what we're looking into. Yeah, it's delicious chicken
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: at an affordable price at all. Let's have a problem
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and there's a line around the store waiting for it.
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  Speaker 4: I do love their rotisserie chickens, but you know it's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: not great. They sell the rotisserie chicken like pulled rotesss
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: chicken in like a vacuum sealed bag.
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  Speaker 2: And that stuff's not good. It tastes like fake meat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh why, I don't know. There's the same chicken. They
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: just ripped it apart for you. Yeah, but it's different.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't taste. Yeah, it's got it. It's it's just
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  Speaker 2: got an odd taste. Doesn't taste. I wouldn't say it
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  Speaker 2: even tastes like chicken.
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  Speaker 9: Does it taste like vacuum sealed plastic?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: It's just bland rubbery, yes, like more, yeah, more rubbery.
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  Speaker 2: And the taste is like that. You could tell they
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: were going for the texture of chicken, but they didn't
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  Speaker 2: give the taste.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: Of the chicken almost chicken.
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  Speaker 4: They make those, They make those big rotisserie chicken pot pies,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: which are delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Chis really good and Greg they have that delicious Costco
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  Speaker 2: chicken salad.
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: It's the most diarrhea. I just have you just have
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: a weak as.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say this. You know what I want
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: them to bring worldwide through the costcos. I was at
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: the Costco and Cabo Mexico and they have a mini
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: donut maker like dont video the fair and stuff, and.
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  Speaker 2: They give you like a giant tub for three bucks.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool. Like why is this not at all the costcos?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: I mean we've discussed how you know, we follow some
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: of those accounts that have Costco fines and oh, here.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Check this out, and then you go to your Costco
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  Speaker 2: and it's not there.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's never at the neighborhood costco.
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  Speaker 19: No.
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  Speaker 2: But I do love a good Costco run.
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  Speaker 9: I went to Costco in Iceland just to see what
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  Speaker 9: the difference.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Was and it was awesome. It was cool. What's what's
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: going to the vacation located locate destinations and you go
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: to Costco.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, it's got my interest peaked.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 9: I'm like, let's see what it looks like in another country.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Different famously went to the one in Japan.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: I said, it's not the same house. Chicken that's vacuum sealed.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: It comes from the corporate home office or something. They said,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: it's not the same chicken they cook in house. And
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: then the bag chicken is all white meat and it
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: does taste different.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: It does. I was bumped.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, that's awesome because I figured, like, this
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: is great. You can just grab this and just you know,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: almost like a popcorn. I got out of the bag
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: just starting rotisserie chicken because it's so good.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: So you think that's bland, but not the chicken salad.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: I don't think the chicken salad is blanded all.
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  Speaker 2: It's very freasy and oily. Yeah.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: I don't care about that pure oil. I mean, well,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: what do you think mayonnaise is. Mayonnaise is well, I'll
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: tell you what mayonnaise is, dumb dumbs. It is oil
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: and egg yeld.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The point is it's oily. But this is literally
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: submerging oil because they use like potato starch. It's gross.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: It's a I think it's I like it. I think
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: it's really good. It's so good on a potato roll. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Do they have that in Iceland.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 9: No, they have a lot of reindeer meat and horse meat.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 9: Horses on every menu. Really, I really wanted to try it,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 9: but I couldn't get like a horse flight. It had
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 9: to be like a giant horse steak, and I couldn't
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 9: commit to that. He said, it's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Is how people feel when they hear about cows and stuff.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: I guess some cultures when you say horse, because I
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: kind of see like big dogs.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. But personal, Well, while we're on the subject, I heard,
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  Speaker 9: and I do not know this for a fact. I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 9: think it was Bobby Lee or somebody said dog is
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 9: really good. Won't either?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: What's that? Lets sneak it to you somehow, right?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 8: What if it dies of natural causes?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 11: You?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just put it right away, put it
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: in a chocolate chip cookie. That okay? Well, what if
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: human tasted good then I died of natural causes? Would you?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: But you would try it?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: I would rather try human than dog.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: You would, yes? Not like like there was this game
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: I would try dog over.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 9: There was a game show in like Norway or somewhere
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 9: and they had to have like a little piece of
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 9: human flesh and they ate it and it looked like
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 9: it looked like like hamsteak.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Gus down, I do have available you can make a
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: little salad about fine Gina dead baby or or dog
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: or a puppy. I mean babies are natural and died
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: of natural causes, like a minute ago.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like veal or dog.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: I mean the answer is neither. Probably dog. We don't
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: eat people. We don't eat dog. We don't we don't
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: eat I don't know. I'm not actively looking. I'm not
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: cool with eating horse.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 9: But it's it's their culture.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: There's tons of horses about the culture.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 9: They've been doing it for a hundred for centuries.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: It's good for them. Doesn't make it right, it doesn't
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: make judged.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, okay, yeah, what about giraffe Gina, who
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: doesn't judge if you smear on your face and.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: It's my culture. Still gross, but they're into it.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: Disgusting eighty four What he's that's the scene. This is
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: a good appetite suppressing. This is just as good as
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: Zepp bound hit us up with the text over to
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: to two nine eights.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Be considered a preservative, genetically.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 9: Modified, genetically modified menace origin.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe, yes, that's exactly right. The Woody Show.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back The Woody Show.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: And as we get into the dumb Ass Contest the
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: d u IQ. Sea Bass wants to explain the way
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: the game works.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 12: Everybody plays, I find someone very drunk, ask them just
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 12: the easiest simplest questions in the world, and then you
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 12: play by guessing whether the drunk person knows the answer,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 12: and if you can guess correctly about their answer twice
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 12: out of three times, you win.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: All right, Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: again we're playing with Menace and Sammy, who are stone
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: cold sober in this round of the duiq, but just
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: guessing on them doesn't count toward winning the prize or not.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: That's that is just for fun. Eight seven seven forty
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: four Woody. And who do we have, Sammy? Who is
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: the contestant?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 9: Let's go to Matthew online one.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: All right, Matthew online number one, and my system is
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: being a little goofy, you guys. All right, let's see here,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: Let's see if this works. Matthew can hear us? Yes,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: they can?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: All right, everybody nice, all right, So Matthew, we're gonna
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: get to know the drunk person just a little bit
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: better before we get into the questions that count towards
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: you winning or not winning the prize? Sea Bass, Who
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: is this person?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: This is Crystal and Greg.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 12: I know you're gonna hate this, but she is a
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 12: supremely enthusiastic lesbian.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: No it's too bad, Yeah, all right, here is here's
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Crystal Christal. You're out here with your girlfriend?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, how'd you guys meet? Our first day was at Panera?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 9: And it was awesome?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 12: I mean it was like, I'm not even hungry, but okay,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 12: hungry for something right, be pritty?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 19: As far as lesbians, and when did you first discover
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 19: that you really were totally in the chicks?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Eighteen?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 9: I was attracting to my best friend more than my boyfriend.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: What was the spark that shot off your lesbian life?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 9: Drank too much and made out with my best friend?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh my god, I got a little more
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 9: more than I did with my boyfriend.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Oh wow. For her, she sounds like a steel toe
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: boot lesbian.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, sure you can hear the buzz cut.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: First date at pera Bread also like by hat cash?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: What was she hungry for Rby's Roastby? But she was weird?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that is Crystal, we gotta get you two
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: out of three correct guesses whether she's going to know
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: the answers these questions here?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Matthew, you ready for question number one?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 12: Absolutely, here we go, d u i Q.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Name any three Ivy League universities.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: Name any three Ivy League universities. No for Sammy and Menace,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: sweep it.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 7: No, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes to Menace,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 7: No to Sammy, and no to Crystal.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Uh, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that uh?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Do you think that she's gonna get it right?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: All right, Matthew, what do you think yes or no
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: on Crystal? Here for question number one? If it was one, maybe,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: but not three. No, alright, he's gonna go with no,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: all right. Question number one, d u i Q many
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: three Ivy League universities Menace, Harvard, Yale, Stanford? Okay, interesting,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: all right, I don't even know if I don't know,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: that is literally the same three I have, Yale. I
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: was gonna say Cornell, Harvard, and Yale. Yes, I mean
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Princeton University, Brown. What about Dartmouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dartmouth too.
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  Speaker 9: I almost changed Stanford.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Stanford is held in such. People don't realize you pen
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: is housing, not ghetto.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 8: There's none on the West coast.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a ghetto school. If you're not IVY League.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: It's all works. I thought, it's like prestigious. It's from
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: one or the other. It's IVY League or getta Okay.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: Then explained IVY League to me. Then I thought it
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: just meant prestigious. I mean it's prestigious. They are like
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: IVY League is prestigious. I don't know the criteria. This
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: is not part of the but I know it's also
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: not it's either IVY League or ghetto college. So Stanford
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: is basically community.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm looking. Uh, it's from the thirties. It's a
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: combination of the common traditional planning.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Who cares.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 8: The term was popular, who cares.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 9: Answers ivy covered campuses.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: That's not what we're talking about.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 9: But I think that is accurate. The eight schools that
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 9: belonged to the IVY League, and they're all on the
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 9: East Coast, are the Brown Brown Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, U,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 9: Penn Princeton, and Yale.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: Okay Princeton, and then the ghettoes everything else.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 12: And it was formed just tr athletics, by the way,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 12: and they're all close to each other obviously being in
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 12: the northeast.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: So geography more than anything, okay, and not being ghetto. Right, yeah,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: all right. Let's let's see if you're on the board
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: here in Matthew, question number one for the d u
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: i Q many three Ivy League universities. Oh god, damn it.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 9: Ivy League, Princeton, Harvard men. Okay, Reinhart, Rhinehart.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: What the hell is that? All right, that's what it is.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: But hey, congratulations, you are on the board. You got
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: your first point here in this round of the d
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: u i Q. Question number two.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Leathernecks are members of what Armed forces group? All right,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: leather necks are part of what Armed forces group?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 8: She's LESBIANIX, she might know this?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 9: Good call, Okay, So yes for crazy and say yes
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 9: to Crystal, no to medicine, Sammy, let's.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: Do it, Greg, what do you think triple triple no.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going triple no as well, menace, Sammy. Do you
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: think the Crystal the lesbian gets the answer to this one? Yes?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Sammy says no, And then Matthew, what do you think
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: yes or no? I think she might I'm gonna go. Yes,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: you think she might. Question number two d u i
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Q what O? The next? Are members of what? Armed
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Forces group? Sammy, the Army, the Army, Menace, Marines, the Marine?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: Right there you go, Menace? Thank you? Yeah, rocking it
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: all right, Let's see if you win this round. Now,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: if Crystal does not get this one right, that means
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: that you're gonna be the winner of the d y Q. Otherwise,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: no big deal. You still got a third question that
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: we can work with.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 19: Question number two, leathernecks are members of what Armed Forces group?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Rednecks of the Marines? Why did they call the Marines rednecks?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 8: Because they have rednecks?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 9: Because they don't have any some block on the little
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 9: block on.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: Logic. Yeah, that's all right, she got that one right.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: So again, Matthew, you're still in good shape because you
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: still got a third and final questions.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: It's a make or break. Although he said she would
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: get get it right, didn't he did? He? Yes? He did?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, good job, Well, Mack, congratulations you are a winner
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: here on the d u i Q.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry about that, Matthew almost tried to steal we used
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: to know. Yeah, yeah, he got one person's listening. All right, well, Mathic,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: congratulations and winter on the d u i Q, thank
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: you so much for listening to Woode show, and have
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: yourself a great weekend. Okay, you two appreciate you a
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: good job. All right, there he goes. We saw a
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Question number three d u i Q.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 19: Pamp Bloona is famous for its annual running of the
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 19: what all right, I didn't hear the first part?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 9: Pamplona.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: Pamplona famous for its famous running of the what I mean?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Do you need to hear Sea Bass say it again? Or?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: Pamplona is famous for its annual running of the what.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 7: Okay, Now I'm gonna go crazy Gina triple yes? Yeah,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: I'm saying triple yes.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 8: Does she know though, I'm gonna go against you. I'm
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 8: gonna say yes.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: Let's say yes and for a very specific reason.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna say yes.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 9: Me know to Crystal Okay, and I know what his reasons.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, I think Craig half menace and medicine Sammy. Do
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: you do you think that she's gonna get it? Yes? Yes,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: yes to okay? Question number three d.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: U i Q.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 19: Pap Loana is famous for its annual running of the
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 19: What Menace Bulls?
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: Sammy both A? Right? Greg? Now, why did I say
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: I had a feeling she might get it bull dyke? Yes,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: that never even now, it was kind of first I
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: didn't think of it. Tell you're awesome. Oh my god?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: How did you not like she's a parsa or whatever?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: She is half of this? And I thought Stanford was
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: an IICA League universe? Yeah, what do I know? That's
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: why you went to a ghetto university? A question number three?
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: Do u i q Paplona is famous for its annual
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: running of the what Horses? Thank you? I'd rather ride
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: a girl than a horse? Hell?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: Do I know this bitch? Or do I know this?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: She's a real poonhound wondering the horses? I'd ride a girl.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, to save a horse?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Ride cable?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, congratulations again to Matthew. That is how you
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: play the d U i q or Yeah, you have
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: a color Superuo outpack? Does Crystal drive wonders the text
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: or forest Green Corse?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't know if you guys are. At
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: first I thought it was cute, and now I don't
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: think it's cute anymore. And I'm more annoyed by these.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Let's see, uh if you have had these show up
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: in your feet? I have a clip here. Have you
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: seen they make these like AI animated videos of food
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: or things around your house sort of thing yelling at you,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: yes for like what you are, what you're not supposed to?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 7: Have you seen me?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 9: They're super angry.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I have a steak.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: Don't put me on the middle shelf or your refrigerator.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: That's how I spoil.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta burn you gotta put it on here.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: I have it here. I have a cloud. When we're
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: being yelled at by cood and not squeeze me. If
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: you pot me, I explode under your skin. This is so,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: this is a ZI that's yelling at you. Not squeeze me.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: If you pot me, I explode under your skin. I
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: will leave a dark star that lasts for months.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 9: Put a hydrocloid patch on me and back.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Off, all right? So then yeah, and then it goes
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: off to the next thing. Touch my tip to your face.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 9: You're contaminating the whole bottle with skin oils hover above
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 9: the skin, don't land on it.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, if you have like oils for those little like uh,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: you know, applicated dropper looking. You're not supposed to touch
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: thing your skin, spend.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Twenty minutes washing your face, but you haven't washed me
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: in two weeks. It's a pillowcase yelling at yeah or
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: something no, yeah, and then they do ones from the kitchen.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: N I'm an egg, and today I'll show you how
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: to cook me correctly.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: First you put me in cold water, like a little
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: spa moment before anything dramatic happens.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 14: It's getting a little warmer, but I think everything's gonna
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 14: be fine, right, I can handle warm.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: It's boiling now. I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 9: I'm a little scared, but I'm strong. I can do this.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 9: I'm not scared anymore. I'm just staying still, like my
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 9: mom taught me.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, ice bath, thank you. I needed that. My
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: soul was fully boiling. And then you peel my shell.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Gonna keep on scrolling on that one. Yeah, there's a
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: billion of them. You're not supposed to right, don't send
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: me one because I don't want to show my note
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: to self. It would be helpful for kids. I guess
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: like to just teach them everyday tasks. Is that it's
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: hard to know they're supposed to be. They're under the
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: heading of uh like life hack. Hey, here's some tips.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: It seems like a stressful way to learn. Yeah, I
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: like it. I don't get the yelling though, yeah, yeah,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: Like why why is this steak so angry? Right?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 7: Something that's showing up in my feed constantly is time
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 7: travel videos where there's yes, hi, I'm standing in front
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 7: of the White House. The year is eighteen sixty.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 6: Oh did you see the guy that's like walking around
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 6: Europe and it's empty whoa that he goes and it's
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 6: like goes to a video game story and it's like
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: video games that haven't even come out yet.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen that.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: But there's another AI series that keeps popping up where
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 4: it's got the song Forever Young playing and it shows
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: celebrities and they're aging them backwards, so it's like what
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: they look like now, and then it goes then they
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: animate them kind of you coming up to themselves.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they say rolls, they're the dead one.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 8: They have angel wings.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I hate those. Yeah, And I had to
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: click the thing like, don't show any more content like
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: this much.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 9: Like the adult like like Judge Judy is a baby,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 9: which my mom sent me a thousand of she's obsessed with,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 9: like with like a crying emoji.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 8: She'll send me like, uh, you know Florence Henderson and
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 8: then she.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 7: Has and they're always have the same captions. I'm eighty
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 7: four now, but I was once and then Yeah, yeah,
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 7: that's the one that's.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: It's got the forever Young song plan. Yeah. I do
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: like this has been popping up a lot lately. Ai.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: It's like you were born in this year, let's say
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: nineteen eighty six or you know, nineteen ninety six, and
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 6: then it goes through all the memories, all the things
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 6: that happened that decade.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: Was cool, It was pretty cool.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: People were asked, what's a disgusting habit that people think
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: is one normal? All right, so there's a lot of
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: these things about like, you know, hygiene and things of
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: the animated videos yelling at you about zits and things.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: So what is a disgusting habit that you think is normal? Yeah,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: a disgusting habit that people think is normal. Like it's
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: like people do it.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: But you wish they wouldn't, but it's disgusting. I'll give it.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: I'll get like licking your wrist and smelling it to
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: see if your breath stinks.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 8: Never, who doesn't.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: I never heard of that. You've never heard of that. No,
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: I've cupped my hand and gone people do. Yeah, I've
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: never locked my wrists. Yeah, apparently you lick your wrist
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: and then you smell it to see if your breath stinks.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't consider that.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Stand behind mentes, men's try it out, just in case
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: you falls. I don't want hm hitting his head like
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: passes out. Lick your wrists and then smell.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: I mean I just had that sandwich. Yeah, how can
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: you smell anything? Nohing me try my ankle and then
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: uh are smelling your own farts, taking your scats, popping zits. Yeah,
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: it's impossible not to pick a scap. Yeah. What's what's
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: a disgusting habit that people think is one normal? What
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 12: Like this?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: They say the sniff test on clothes. Like, so you
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: pick up a shirt, you know you smell the armpits.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: It's clean enough to wear for a man. We keep
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: telling the kids, you know, you can wear stuff more
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: than once, because a lot of times they'll wear something
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: for just a couple of hours. It's not filthy, like
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: they didn't spill anything on it. There's nothing, nothing dirty
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: about it. That's how how do you have so much laundry?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: How do you have so much dirty laundry?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: Minutes?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 9: And it's not even that it's you know what they're
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 9: really doing. It's easier to throw it back in the hamper,
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 9: then fold it and put it away.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: True, I'll probably wear like three pairs of underwear a day. Well,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: he's got this weird like I like staying clean. My bad. No,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: that's that borders on some type of obsessive obsessive. That's
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: a lot. I do three a day as well, My god,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: But you also do laundry three times a.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 9: Day, correct, Yeah, because everything needs to be washed after
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 9: it's worn.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: Picking something in your teeth and then eating again cool,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: that's like a disgusting habit that people think it's one
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: hundred percent normal.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: The five second rule, Oh that kids love the second rule.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: It depends what it is. Licking the chip dust off
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: your finger disgusting again, nothing wrong about licking the ice
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: cream lid.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 8: That's fine, that's your ice cream.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if it's your own, like if you
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: have a little pint of something and that's yours, right,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: it's fine, and Greg, all ice cream containers are personal
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: ice cream containers.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be a gallon one sort of.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 6: I know what I want to ask you, And it
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 6: goes back to the sniffing thing real quick, and now
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 6: what do you do the spray deodorant? So you don't know,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 6: but does everybody else do you like smell your dodorant
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 6: before you put it on for some reason?
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, I like open the cap and I smell
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: it and then put it on. No, just me? Is
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: that one of those Is that one of those things
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: like you have to touch the door from a certain
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: number of times, like you know, people did that you
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: smell it? Yeah, this is very o CD sounding. Yeah
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: really yeah, definitely always wanted o c D.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: Not showering every day, specifically like on days that you're working,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: like you just didn't shower.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 7: Back to the deodorant thing, though, man, do you when
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 7: you swipe it under your arm, you like up down,
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 7: up down. I always have to end like up towards
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 7: the wrist, so that so the underarm hair is going
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 7: that way. You know, you don't want your underarm hair
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 7: like going down.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Resting. I've never even thought of that. I thought of that.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: But think about it when you But here's a here's
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: a crazy thing too.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 6: If I put deodorant on, and then I'll walk downstairs
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 6: and then for some reason, but between that time, I forget.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 6: If I put the odorant on every day, my arms
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 6: will start sweating and then I'll go back upstairs and
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 6: put it back on again.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is going on the text.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: This is gross when I see people do it, Like
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: if somebody gets a cut or something on their finger,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: they suck their own.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Blood like they get like a little cut and the like, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: It's just like you're putting your dirty ass mouth on
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 4: her mouth. Well, you're putting your dirty mouth.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 9: On It was the other way around, Like you're touching
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 9: your dirty finger to your mouth. But you're worried about
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 9: mouth germs.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: About blood in your mouth, Like your mouth is not clean.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 4: So why would you be wound any cut of other
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: bacteria that might be in your mouth onto an open cut.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: But it's your own back. Yes, I don't think you
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: can get sick on that. It's called recycling. Yeah, I'm
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: not sure that that can't be right, I think so
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: it's like putting recirculate on the car, you know, because
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: I heard that was like, kaka, as long as this
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: is your own, you're good.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: What Mena says is true, Yeah, like yeah, so if
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: you somehow ingest or whatever that yes, when they say
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: like you know, animal feces or whatever, that's all dangerous
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: and you can get But if it's your own, because yeah,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: because all the stuff that's in the your.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Own, Yeah, that's from you, right, you should be fine.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: In fact, we did. Oh my god, I can't believe.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: I'm got to tell the story.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: So what you.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Remember the story?
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, years ago, when my buddy Rizzuto and I were
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: doing the morning show together, we had a contest because
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: we had read about that, right, But then there was
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: a big there's a big lottery drawing so like powerball
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 4: or whatever. So we bought one hundred and five powerball
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 4: ticket and we were going to give them to a
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: person who was willing to come down and test the
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: theory that we had heard about, which is what Menasa said,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: that you can't get sick eating your own. So somebody
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: actually volunteered to come down and do it, and it
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: was a woman and she showed up to the station,
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: her and her boyfriend showed up to the station with
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: a little tupperware container of her own feces, and she
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: was prepared to do this. So she comes into the
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 4: studio and she sits there, go all right, so this
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 4: is what you're doing. Yep, yep, and then got a
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: count of three, one, two, and she was ready to go.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 4: We're like, all right, three, don't do it. Here's the tickets,
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: get out. You're disgusting.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she was. We wanted to see if
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: they were really going to go through there again, check
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: it out. No, she was ready to go. Anyway, she
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: ended up getting mad at us, and she called to
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: complain to the radio.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: Station because before that, oh yeah, because before she came
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: down to do it, she had practiced. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 4: remember that, yes, yes, psycho, And so she practiced for
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: nothing because we never had any intention because that was
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: one of the things. Now, imagine that conversation my program
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 4: director had to have with the company lawyer saying that, oh,
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 4: Wood and Rizzuto, I want to have a listener come
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: down and eat their own cock to see if it's
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: true that you won't get sick on your own brand.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 4: And they had to say they're like no, no, we
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: absolutely can't do that. And we're like no, no, we're
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: not going to actually.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: Have them do it. We just want to see if
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: how far. Yeah, you get them right to the edge
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: of doing it and see if they'll actually do it.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: Well they lift the spoon to their mouth. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 4: And she came in with the tupperware and she was
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: ready to go, and then she was mad because oh
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: so I just for nothing, Yeah, dare you?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: Like, dude, what and she wasn't. You would think that she.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: Was like, you know, she is disgusting, but you would
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: think like she's like some gross looking like you would
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: see her, which wow, you would see her out there and.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Be like, oh, she's cute.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 7: Really yeah, damn gods, being mad that you didn't do it,
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 7: like you didn't.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Make me do it.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: Skill smelling your boob sweat the guy version is like,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: you know, running your hand like on the side of
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: your balls, fell as you kind of have to smell
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: it that, yeah, law Or wiping a running nose on
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: your clothing, like your socks, like when you don't have
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: access to a tissue. Sody said, I blow my nose
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: into my dirty laundry t shirts not underwear.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: And I've never once bought a box of Kleenex.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's gross, but I kind of get it. If
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 8: it's going right in the laundry.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: Why I would do that? Maybe with like a towel.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't blow my nose into my own clothing.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: I would do it. Maybe a sockau sock. But I'm saying,
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: but like, uh, like not not a T shirt or
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 8: But what about like old timey guys who like still
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 8: use handkerchiefs.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: That's gross. Oh have you used a T shirt to
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: clean your ears?
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 9: Just me?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: What else? What do I have around here? Okay, that'll
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: do it? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. If they haven't
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: done that, I should try it. No. Yeah, I feel
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: like you're covering a lot of surface.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: People tell me all the time that brushing your teeth
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 4: in the shower is disgusting, but I fail I fail
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 4: to see how that's any more disgusting.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 8: That was disgusting.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: I don't find that discussing at all is going to
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: be like wait till you hear this.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got in the shower eight seven seven
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: forty four, woodie, Yeah, what's the disgusting habit that people
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: think is one hundred percent normal.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: Text over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: take a break. We'll come back more Woody shows.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: Next hand.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Back.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 4: We're talking about what's something that is discussing but a
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 4: lot of people think is you know, normal every day things. Yeah,
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: and somebody brought up to us, what do you what
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: do you guys think of this? And this is a
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: text question over to two two nine eighty seven. Is
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: this acceptable?
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: Now this is just a personal thing. Let's say that, uh,
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: you just went number two, but you're getting in the shower. Okay,
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: so you number two, but you don't you don't bother
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: with the paperwork.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: You just go.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: Directly from number two in directly into the shower. That's
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: a good day, right.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 12: If if if the shower has a spray nozzle, you know,
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 12: movable handle thing, well, how do.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: You your cheeks though? Of course? Yeah, but you're you're
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: the person that says that you you I'm not saying
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: that you that you poo in.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 12: The shower, right And I would and I would always
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 12: have that spray handle, the movable handle, because otherwise you're
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 12: worried about angles and bending over and distance.
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  Speaker 2: Why when you just use your bare hand and just
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  Speaker 2: use it to just like you know, reach in there
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  Speaker 2: and just clean it out. I'll let you answer that one.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like you know, the saying you would
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  Speaker 2: do with like a wash cloud, the same kind of motion,
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  Speaker 2: but now you just use your hand.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, just rin rints all the stuff out. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just throwing this out there. It literally just got brought
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  Speaker 4: up to his door in the commercial. But somebody said
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  Speaker 4: they worked for the guy who said that he did
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  Speaker 4: this like he would just he would time out his
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  Speaker 4: number two's so he would do him.
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  Speaker 2: Right before he'd go in the shower and didn't have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about any of the paperwork.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I get not washing your hands, but feel
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  Speaker 9: free to clean.
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  Speaker 2: Yourself up going into the shower.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, right here, you're standing there waiting for the water
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  Speaker 9: to warm.
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  Speaker 4: It's goofy and no, of course that's when you let
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  Speaker 4: the shower warm up while you're taking the number two,
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  Speaker 4: so that way it's already warmed.
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  Speaker 8: In the efficient.
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  Speaker 2: But you got to bend over and spread your cheeks.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's all the area is and
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying is, yeah, don't don't bother with that if
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to. How do you clean that? Just
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  Speaker 2: a question?
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  Speaker 4: How do you clean your ass in just a regular
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  Speaker 4: showering situation? Are you bending over and spreading your teeth?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, so lets you take take a trattle instance hotel
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  Speaker 12: or whatever you yes, and washcloths are there for a reason.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not using a respectful Yeah. If it's the shower
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  Speaker 2: head that comes off the wall, then you could use
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  Speaker 2: that like that uh fracking a hose basically, but that's
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  Speaker 2: how you wash your ass in the shower, if like
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  Speaker 2: for a regular shower like not not like post number two,
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  Speaker 2: like just going in your showering, So how do you
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  Speaker 2: wash your ass? Are you just are you using a just.
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  Speaker 7: A bar wash cloth, a bar soap just all over
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  Speaker 7: the body and then you just kind of up down
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  Speaker 7: uptown and then wait.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so you rub the bar soap in your ass? Crack?
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  Speaker 9: Sure it's so And that's the same stuffing that goes
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  Speaker 9: on your face.
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  Speaker 2: I don't put some so weird.
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  Speaker 8: That's such a guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't use I don't have And
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  Speaker 2: you say, the only way that you wash.
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  Speaker 12: You only wash your ass with a washcloth, not only
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  Speaker 12: but if I know it needs to be washed and
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  Speaker 12: I don't have the right shower attachment, then yes.
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  Speaker 2: And needs to be washed. Like if you're just taking
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  Speaker 2: a regular shower.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say you didn't just number two, but you're just
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  Speaker 4: taking your regular shower, you're not washing your ass by default.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, but I will do I'll do more of what
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  Speaker 12: Menace is talking about with the lean and spread spread Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then also though no, but you have the body
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  Speaker 2: wash versus the bar. It's way better than you know.
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  Speaker 2: The question is how do you then how do you
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  Speaker 2: then ensure that that's all rinsed away, all the wild
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  Speaker 2: the water clear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can stand with your back to the to
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  Speaker 4: the shower water and then just have your hand and
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  Speaker 4: just put until you can tell when there's still soaping
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  Speaker 4: the aqueduct.
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  Speaker 9: And remember that proctologist said you're supposed to like spread
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  Speaker 9: it apart with your hands and get in the folds and.
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  Speaker 6: Then uh you to one extra wipe beat and out
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  Speaker 6: of the shower with no no, with the toilet paper.
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  Speaker 2: To make sure it's dry.
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  Speaker 4: Someone's saying the same thing like wiping your ass before
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  Speaker 4: then get just number two. Wiping your ass before you
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  Speaker 4: then get right into the shower. Is that the same
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  Speaker 4: as rinsing your dishes before you put them in the
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  Speaker 4: dish one, which which I do.
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  Speaker 2: I do the same thing.
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  Speaker 7: You want to get all the big stuff off. Separate
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  Speaker 7: bar of soap just for your butt. Here's my regular soap,
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  Speaker 7: and then here's now.
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  Speaker 2: See what I'm doing now. I moved to this system
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: because I don't like loofahs. I don't like those poofs
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  Speaker 2: like whatever. First of all, they're gay, right right, that's one.
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  Speaker 2: But the number two, Yeah, there's that. No, I use
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  Speaker 2: a washcloth. I wet the washcloth and I put the
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: h the body wash on the washcloth. Oh, that's for
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: the body. I do the whole body thing. And then
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  Speaker 2: the very last thing I do is scrub your ass
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  Speaker 2: with the soapy washcloth and then rinks everything offs that clean.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: That's just water, just water to clean that water to
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: clean what. No, again, there's body wash on the wash
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  Speaker 2: the washcloth that goes over all the parts. Right, The
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  Speaker 2: very last thing you do is your ass crack.
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  Speaker 12: What I'm saying is after that last part, then it's
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  Speaker 12: just the cloth doesn't go immediately into the washing machine.
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  Speaker 4: You do washing, of course, Yeah, of course, Okay, you
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  Speaker 4: rent it out and I hang it over the side
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  Speaker 4: of like a tub, and I wait for it to
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  Speaker 4: dry and throw it in with the dirty towels.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I support that. Yeah, spread them though. Yeah,
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: it's like a road, it's like erosion. So get back
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: to just the question at hand. For our friend here,
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: you just number two and you're not wiping, not wiping
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  Speaker 2: because you're going right into the shower. Not like you
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  Speaker 2: got something else to do first, like do a little
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  Speaker 2: aaron around the house and then get in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Like the water's running, you're gonna get off the toilet
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  Speaker 2: and you go right in the shower. Is that acceptable
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: without without doing the paperwork? Yes or no? Over to
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: two to ninety seven. This is dumb. This is dumb.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: This is the real question.
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  Speaker 8: It's important.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: It's an important question. It needs to be answered thoughtfully. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: exactly right. This is our job. Guys, we're at work
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: right now. Somebody, somebody somewhere is doing a really important
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: job today, and this is our this is our big debate. Hey,
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: what'd you do at work today? Well, we're trying to
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: figure out if it was acceptable just to take a
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  Speaker 2: number two and go directly to the shower without doing
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: the paperwork, and the company paid us for it. Documentary
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 2: insensitivity draining for a politically world.
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