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Whackhead Prank: Work husband says what? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello? Is that Greg?
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: Hi?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Greg? It's a villy here, Billy Billy. I work with Charlie.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, really, yes, so sorry.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I just asked Charlie for your number earlier today. I
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: don't mind this, Core, I just want to I just
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: want to find out what are you getting her for
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? What am I.
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: Getting her for Valentine?
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: How have don't even thought about it? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to buy the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to buy the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to buy the same thing.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: For Charlie?
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to like you to buy her the
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: same thing that I might buy her, So I just
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: wanted to check what you were buying.
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: Then you want to get up, that's what you say.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: No, I just wanted to buy her something because I
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: work with her.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're going to buy something as Valentine and
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna get sicked up, why s up and buy
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: val Why don't you borrow a Valentine's Day and then
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: off you up? As well as that?
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm just trying to be the nast guy.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: No, you don't last guy. You're gonna get st up.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: I come out enough for your other.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Know but the wait? Hold on, I mean, yeah it is,
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. I I think that's why I
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: wanted naught.
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: Only what either you've got? Right? Oh, I need to
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: come to the office tomorrow. I don't seem like that
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: kind of guy.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: You're going to get slept up. Hello, Greg, who's the business?
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: But it's really listen here really, I don't know who
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: you are. My boys here, I'm just warning you with.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: A wrong I'm just telling you now, Okay, hold on, Graig,
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: don't be so hostile.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Man. Do you think she'll like Victoria's secret?
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: Now? I'm warning you buy anything my wife, I'll look
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: your face book and I'll scold you.
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, look tell me really, but I'll come for you.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: I know where you are.
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: You mother, Okay, relax me, relax and we got it
• 2:27
  Speaker 4: crystal clear. Okay, relax, it was just we got it
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: crystal clear. I'm just asking, do you think she'd like
• 2:33
  Speaker 4: red roses or pink ones?
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Billy Billy? Have we got it?
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Crystal cleare Cadbury or Nestley? A harmless chocolates.
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: A harmless chocolate, some flowers? Do you think you are
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: but do you think you are?
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  Speaker 2: And my last job there is to call me Billy Valentine.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be the nice girl with all
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  Speaker 2: the girls.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: Well, don't be the nice guy. But you know what,
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: gars kicks up and I love it enough. Nice guys, Okay,
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: just don't let me come on you up on Valentine's Day.
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: You don't need that in your life.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, just some roses would roses offend you?
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: But what the are you? What are you on about?
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: What are you on about? Are you actually stupid? Or
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: you just dumb?
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: What are you? Okay? Look, I've just started here, I've
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: just started.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: Well listen, yeah, but you don't find up? I can
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: tell him? Can I buy your wife of Valentine's gifts?
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: Are you in your head? Let me give you some
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: information and some advice. Don't do that?
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: All right? But if what you need to lose when
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: you've got to face lift and you wonder why save
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: yourself the time? The infant in the pain? All right, goodbye,
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: but hold on, it's gonna pull your face off.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: They'll hand them the phone. I'll get it.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: In fact, a queue old one. Hello, Hello, Greg, who
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: is it?
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  Speaker 1: It's wicked Simpson.
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: Now you guys before get a laugher. Yes, it's angry.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: Now it's like the Murray's shakey said, he's look at
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  Speaker 3: me to the golf there's not a happy Campaigre. Yes see,
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: and he got some Murray in my gosh, well done.
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: Wow. Things escalated very quickly. I don't think I would
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  Speaker 1: have reacted