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Hour 1 - Eww, What Snells? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Talking bass ball. It's our number one, hour one and oh.
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  Speaker 2: What fun it is here the day before Halloween and
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  Speaker 2: it's the thirtieth of October, the Ben Malor Show. We
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  Speaker 2: were up all night, all night long, never taking a
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  Speaker 2: breath to give you this fresh podcast on demand, dabbling
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  Speaker 2: in the toxis toxic waste dump. That is the World Series. Well,
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  Speaker 2: the Blue Jays went away, They took care of the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 2: They boat raced them in the game last night. And
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  Speaker 2: then Dodger pitcher Blake Snell said he doesn't make excuses.
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  Speaker 2: He blamed bad luck for his garbage performance. That is blank.
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  Speaker 2: We're looking for the word that Dodger pitcher Blake Snell
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  Speaker 2: blaming bad luck for his garbage performance.
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  Speaker 1: That is blank.
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  Speaker 2: Also, what is your opinion on Mookie Betts spatting a
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  Speaker 2: buck thirty in the World Series taking responsibility for his
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  Speaker 2: lousy play for the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: And on the other side for Vladdie and the Blue Jays.
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  Speaker 2: What is the vibe around the Blue ja is right
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  Speaker 2: now as they are sitting pretty in the catbird seat.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that in more right now here, it
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  Speaker 1: is a toe tap in good time in our number.
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  Speaker 3: One definitely not dodging.
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  Speaker 1: Defeat.
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  Speaker 2: four hours, no matter what. Now, years ago, long long ago,
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  Speaker 2: But to hear, we do it no matter what, no
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  Speaker 2: matter what's going on, We're in our lead this hour
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  Speaker 2: from Los Angeles. And that was the playground for a
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  Speaker 2: game a season, not in one, not two, not three,
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  Speaker 2: not by this game number five, Game five, twenty five,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five World Series, and the really the pivotal game.
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  Speaker 2: I was every game's pivotal But they said what this
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  Speaker 2: tied to too? The winner of Game five goes on
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  Speaker 2: and wins the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: So the Dodgers and Jays at Loggerheads on a warm,
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  Speaker 2: toasty day in LA. And I'm not sure if you're
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  Speaker 2: watching or not. Ratings are down for the World Series
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  Speaker 2: because the Yankees aren't in it. Uh and so maybe
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  Speaker 2: you used it. But Trey, you savage, a savage beast,
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  Speaker 2: as he said, a world sis record with twelve strikeouts.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's good.
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  Speaker 2: And Toronto opens up Game five with back to back
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  Speaker 2: dingers and they boat race the pathetic Los Angeles Baseball team.
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  Speaker 2: They got how many jumbo jets when they go on
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  Speaker 2: the row, they stay at the penthouse when they travel
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  Speaker 2: like rock stars, and they hit like a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: you know watts. So Toronto now one game away from
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  Speaker 2: the first championship since Joe Carter back in the nineties.
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  Speaker 2: Holy Canoa nineteen ninety three. Davis Schneider, Davis Schneider, the
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  Speaker 2: Rants mullinicks of this Blue Jay team and Vladimir Guerrero
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  Speaker 2: Junior connecting on Blake's bro I'm riched in my life, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: Blake Snell there the first and third pitches. Boy, you
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  Speaker 2: hate to see Blake Snell have problems.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you?
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  Speaker 5: Just a shame of my life.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so so depressing, it's so sad.
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  Speaker 2: Aha, you lose it first consecutive home runs to start
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  Speaker 2: a World Series game, Fella. They've been playing the World
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  Speaker 2: Series a long time, and nobody's bigger suck bag than
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  Speaker 2: Blake Snell. You savage shoved it down the Dodgers' throats
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  Speaker 2: from there, and now the better story is in the
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  Speaker 2: losing locker room. Everyone knows the better stories and losing
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  Speaker 2: locker room. So that is where we will begin. And
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  Speaker 2: we were given the gift of a cringeworthy quote from
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  Speaker 2: the aforementioned Blake Snell, who was not only a pitcher,
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  Speaker 2: he was terrible. And there's no other way to say it.
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  Speaker 2: So Snell just horrible. They should put him up on
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  Speaker 2: charges for him taking that Dodger money the way he
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  Speaker 2: was pitching there and lead off home run and then
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  Speaker 2: another home run.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear what he had to say after the game?
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  Speaker 1: You did not? All right? Fair enough? Blake Snell said,
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  Speaker 1: this is great.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks the reason he had his problems in the
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  Speaker 2: World Series game here.
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  Speaker 1: Was because of two words. Bad luck.
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  Speaker 2: I what a loser, Blake Snell says, luck plays in
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  Speaker 2: baseball two, he said, pointing out that he was because
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  Speaker 2: not his fault. He made great pitches and they just
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  Speaker 2: happened to hit him to the moon. All right, So
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  Speaker 2: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 2: the question for the esteem panel. Dodger pitcher Blake Snell
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to get the rona blaming bad luck for
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  Speaker 2: his garbage performance. That is blank again, Dodger pitcher Blake's
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  Speaker 2: and now blaming bad luck for his garbage World Series performance,
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  Speaker 2: That is blank.
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  Speaker 1: I saw I'll fill the blank in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: My thoughts though, before we fill in the blank, I've
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  Speaker 2: got breakfast, Cereal, Kurt Vovaqua, and post office, and we
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  Speaker 2: will combine all of these things together and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: we just have a delicious Smorgesborg of goodness. Now, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: my word to fill in the blank Dodger Pitcher Blake's
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  Speaker 2: and now blaming bad Luck for his garbage performance is blank.
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  Speaker 2: My word is is gobbled the gook. That is my word,
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  Speaker 2: gobbled the gook, plain and simple. All right, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's my word. As Jayscoop, I haven't heard from him,
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  Speaker 2: and I hope he's all right. But Jay Scoop would
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  Speaker 2: say bull pucky is what he would say. He meaning,
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  Speaker 2: Blake Snell, you've just lost. Imagine this like a Disney commercial.
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  Speaker 2: Blake Snell, you've just lost both starts in the twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five World Series.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do next?
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  Speaker 2: And Snell says, I'm gonna blame Frank Sinatra is what
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: What a dead musician? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Remember the song Luck be a Lady. Apparently Luck the
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  Speaker 2: lady was not there. Lady Luck was not there? Really, Blake,
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  Speaker 2: that's your defense that's your defense.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: This is the breakfast seial defense from Blake Snell. What
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  Speaker 2: do I mean by that? Instead of eating his lucky charms?
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  Speaker 2: Clearly Blake Snell had captain crunch because Toronto was crunching.
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  Speaker 1: Everything he threw up there early in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Now, bad luck is a longtime baseball term. The base
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  Speaker 2: It's like saying the baseball gods were against me. And
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  Speaker 2: when I hear that, I always say, talk to the hand.
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  Speaker 2: Now you can talk to the right hand, you can
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  Speaker 2: talk to the left hand. Blake Snell gave up in
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  Speaker 2: eleven and two thirds innings ten earned runs. Let me
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  Speaker 2: repeat that for those of you that are intoxicated. Those
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  Speaker 2: are in the back of the room that need to
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  Speaker 2: turn up your hearing aid. Blake Snell gave up ten
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  Speaker 2: earned runs and eleven and two thirds innings of World
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  Speaker 2: Series Baseball. Now where I come from, and maybe I'm
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  Speaker 2: wrong on this, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just do an overnight talk show.
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  Speaker 2: That's not bad luck, that's bad pitching. Oh, you're being
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  Speaker 2: such a shock chalk. That's what you hate the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing overnights. Yeah, I know all that stuff, all
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  Speaker 2: your defenses do you realize the domination for the Toronto batteries.
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  Speaker 2: The hitters were basically taking batting practice against mister cy Young.
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  Speaker 2: Mister cy Young, in fact, I was actually worried. This
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  Speaker 2: is how pathetic Blake Snell is. I was worried about
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  Speaker 2: these guys getting carpal tunnel from smashing the pitches so
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  Speaker 2: often that he threw up there. They needed ice, that
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  Speaker 2: they needed some kind of risk therapy afterwards. This was
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  Speaker 2: not one bad outing, by the way, Patternicity. My friend
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  Speaker 2: Snell was awful in his first World Series start this year,
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  Speaker 2: both times out, and you can't blame that on the
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  Speaker 2: Voodoo Bugaloo or whatever or Lady Lucker's anything. And to
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  Speaker 2: think the Dodgers handed this stiff one hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 2: two million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: They said, we need you to be we need you
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  Speaker 1: to be our.
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  Speaker 2: October goat, and Blake Snell said, yes, I want that.
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  Speaker 2: And instead of being a goat, he's looking for a
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  Speaker 2: scape goat is what he's looking for, like a soft
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  Speaker 2: served cone melting on the big stage. And it's crazy
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  Speaker 2: because he pitched in lowly Tampa Bay and was good
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  Speaker 2: in the world. Said you put on that Dodger uniform
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  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you're riding the vomit comet.
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  Speaker 1: You're riding the vomit comet, is what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, here's a Blake Snell by the way, postgame, Blake
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  Speaker 2: Snell who for some reason thought he was at a
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  Speaker 2: dog park.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, it's frustrating when you lose. We got
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  Speaker 6: we got two games left and we can go back
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  Speaker 6: to Toronto and you know, see what kind of team
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  Speaker 6: we got. That's that's the most important thing. See see
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  Speaker 6: what kind of dogs are in this clubhouse?
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  Speaker 1: And then what we can do. Yeah, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what kind of dogs. You have?
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  Speaker 2: Dogs with fleas. You need a fleet back. These guys
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  Speaker 2: need a fleeback. They're dogs with fleas.
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  Speaker 1: They are there, they can hear them. There's a dodge.
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  Speaker 2: That's a Dodger clubhouse. We got a microphone in the
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  Speaker 2: Dodger clubhouse. There are a bunch of dogs covered in fleas.
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  Speaker 2: So to me, the cherry on top of all this,
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  Speaker 2: and I have long ranted howling at the moon about
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  Speaker 2: the coddling of the professional athlete and the.
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  Speaker 1: Things that we used to do. Or you overcame adversity.
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  Speaker 1: There is no adversity.
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  Speaker 2: These guys, like I said, the Dodgers travel like they're
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  Speaker 2: the royal family. They do just absolutely great. And they
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  Speaker 2: treated Blake Snell like a toddler. They coddled Blake Snell
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  Speaker 2: like a newborn baby. Actually not even a toddler. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Blake Keith, you know he's very delicate. We're gonna manage
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  Speaker 2: his innings. Blake, you want to take three months off?
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  Speaker 2: You want to do that? You know we'll save your
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  Speaker 2: arm because we just need you for the world too. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take three months off. Yes, pay me, I'll take
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  Speaker 2: three months off. Sure, how's that? ROI that return on investment?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see here, Blake Snell World Series, right, he will
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  Speaker 2: not pitch again. Be shocked if he does. Eight point
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  Speaker 2: zero four ERA. In the twenty twenty five World Series,
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers lost both games. Toronto batted three to eleven against
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  Speaker 2: Blake Snell paid him one hundred and eighty two million
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  Speaker 2: dollars to go out there and defecate on the mound.
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  Speaker 2: Tremendous all right, Now, now we get to everyone else's
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  Speaker 2: bashing the offense. I want to hey, listen, that's low
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  Speaker 2: hanging for you know, we have a pass with Blake
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  Speaker 2: Snell going back to the pandemic.
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  Speaker 1: But I ain't playing this. I get mine.
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  Speaker 2: Bro Well, I guess you're not winning the list. You
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  Speaker 2: got yours, but you got yours, and you're still not winning. Now,
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  Speaker 2: as for the offense, we've been told that this roster
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  Speaker 2: is filled with Hall of.
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  Speaker 1: Famers, that they are loaded one of the.
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  Speaker 2: Greatest baseball teams ever assembled by man, a collection of
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  Speaker 2: MVPs and All Stars and batting champions, and we've witnessed
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  Speaker 2: them come apart at the seams. Now, the face of
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  Speaker 2: this baseball catastrophe is Mookie Betts was playing like Dookie
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  Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. Not good, not good
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  Speaker 2: at all. The former Most Valuable Player is batting a
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  Speaker 2: buck thirty. It's like having back when he used to
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  Speaker 2: have pictures hit other than Otani. It's like that having
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  Speaker 2: a pitcher in the lineup buck thirty. In the World Series,
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  Speaker 2: he was demoted in the lineup. He was dropped down
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  Speaker 2: on the lineup as Dave Roberts and the nerds finally decided,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think we should maybe do something, but the analytics said,
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  Speaker 1: don't do anything. Okay, we'll do something. Oh well, but
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  Speaker 1: they said, don't do anything. So the nerds shook up
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  Speaker 1: the lineup.
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  Speaker 2: They benched Andy Pyez and Mookie Bets demoted down a
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  Speaker 2: spot in the lineup and he went.
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  Speaker 1: Over for it.
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  Speaker 2: So it turns out Mookie sucks whether he's betting second
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  Speaker 2: or third in the Dodger lineup.
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  Speaker 1: Not good. Do we have this Mookie post game? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if we do or not.
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  Speaker 2: We do, Okay, apparently we do, all right, So here's
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  Speaker 2: Mookie Bets. This is the viral SoundBite. Postgame. Mooki was
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  Speaker 2: asked about his new level of suckage in the World series.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what he had to say.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to speak on anybody else, but for
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  Speaker 3: me personally, I've just been terrible.
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  Speaker 7: I've been terrible and there's no.
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  Speaker 1: I wish it was from lack of effort.
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  Speaker 7: I really do, but it's not.
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  Speaker 8: So.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have any I was cut off good editing.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I don't have any answers. Who edited that?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I mean, just leave the word answers
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  Speaker 1: in there. It's not that hard, all right. Question, what is.
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  Speaker 2: Your opinion of Mookie Bets taking responsibility with his I've
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  Speaker 2: just been terrible quote for his lousy play in the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five World Series for the Dodgers. So my
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  Speaker 2: reaction is, thank you very much, Mokie. The sky is
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  Speaker 2: blue right to the you and I. The sky is
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  Speaker 2: no kidding, Mokie. I mean, we've got TVs, we've got radios,
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  Speaker 2: we've been watching, we've been listening. You're batting a buck thirty.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get credit for self awareness when the numbers
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  Speaker 2: are tattooed on the jumbo trunk. They're all up there
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  Speaker 2: right they're batting it now, right now. Mookie Bets looks
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  Speaker 2: like a guy walking into the deli and he's ordering
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  Speaker 2: a sandwich. He says, I don't want the pastrami, simms.
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  Speaker 2: How about a turkey. I don't need a turkey, Simms.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get that number seven. What's the number seven?
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  Speaker 2: That's the panic sandwich. Mookie's eating a panic sandwich, and
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  Speaker 2: you don't need any clutch hits. Hold the clutch hits
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  Speaker 2: on the panic sandwich. Can I get some extra whiffs?
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  Speaker 2: Can I get some extra pop ups?
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  Speaker 1: I need that? Yeh, sure, why not? We'll give you
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  Speaker 1: extra pop ups.
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  Speaker 2: It's the freaking world series pal, and you can't suck
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  Speaker 2: like that. I mean you sucking at a time you
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  Speaker 2: cannot suck. That's the definition of this now more evidence.
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  Speaker 2: As my professor of the Great Dick Stockton taught me
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  Speaker 2: years ago, stat's tell you what has happened, not what's
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  Speaker 2: going to happen. If you just based this World Series
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  Speaker 2: on reputation and the numbers on the back of the
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  Speaker 2: baseball card, the Dodgers would have already won the World Series.
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  Speaker 2: But unfortunately they have to play the games. And right
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  Speaker 2: now what has happened all those MVPs and so called stars.
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  Speaker 2: They're treated like the royals when they travel, are playing
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  Speaker 2: like Little League be team guys. If I owned the Dodgers,
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  Speaker 2: I would make these stiffs fly to Toronto on Spirit Airlines.
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  Speaker 2: As punishment, I would make them fly Spirit Airlines. They'd
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  Speaker 2: have to pay for their own luggage. That's what I
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  Speaker 2: would do.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The late great Tommy Lasorda, may he rest in peace.
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  Speaker 2: And I was lucky enough to know Tommy. But Tommy
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  Speaker 2: would say, the Dodgers right now have a lot of
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  Speaker 2: Kurt Bovakua's in their lineups. It's one of the all
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  Speaker 2: time great drops. If you're too young to know it.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the YouTube and it was one of the
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  Speaker 2: great rants, underrated rant by Thesorta, and he would say,
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  Speaker 2: these guys couldn't hit water if they fell out a
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  Speaker 2: frickin boat.
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  Speaker 1: The Dodgers are hitting.
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred, two hundred in the World Series two hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize the Blue listen. I took the Blue
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  Speaker 2: Jays lightly. They're pitching.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they were filled with all these cy
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  Speaker 1: young winners.
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  Speaker 2: Max Munsey buck fifty, Tommy Edmund, Tommy Tanks is tanking
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  Speaker 2: the world hit a buck forty three, and then the
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  Speaker 2: gold standard Mookie Bets buck thirty, buck thirty. Holy crap
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  Speaker 2: on a cracker now, Jeff Van Gundy, I know it's
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  Speaker 2: a basketball guy, but Van Gundy's famously said it's a
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  Speaker 2: make or miss league. Well, Baseball two, you're whiffing early,
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  Speaker 2: you're whiffing offen.
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  Speaker 1: The Blue Jays.
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  Speaker 2: What they ought to do is send a fleet of
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  Speaker 2: limos to the hotel there at Toronto. Make sure Munsey
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  Speaker 2: and Tommy Edmond and Will Smith and Mookie Bets, all
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  Speaker 2: these guys get to the stadium in comfort, because right
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  Speaker 2: now the Dodgers if you look in that clubhouse, it's
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  Speaker 2: an art exhibit, and what kind of art is it
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  Speaker 2: that would be the choke art exhibit? The choke artists
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  Speaker 2: I got now, don't get me wrong. Okay, you knocket
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  Speaker 2: me wrong. I appreciate Mookie Bets owning it. I just
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: don't need a confession at this moment. The series isn't over.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I would like to get a couple of hits.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I would enjoy a couple of home runs that would
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: be pretty nice, or at least a Ribby single, how
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: about that. It's the world series. This is not therapy. Okay,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not that kind of fan. I know there's a
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: lot of fanboys out there and told lickers that will
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: love that and say, oh, we love you, Mooki.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It's okay, that's not me. That's not me.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Oya. Accountability is nice. I just happen to like production
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: a little bit better I do.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I like production, and you can apologize all you want. Unfortunately,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: when you look at the box score, it does not
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: accept my bad bro.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It does not accept that. All right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Last word to the Toronto side of things and what
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: a performance was by trey Ya Savage of the Blue Jays.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: The quote from the Blue Jays from Vladimir Guerrero, Junior Vlattie,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: who got it done again. Here's the Toronto Star, Vladimir Grera,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: who said, quote the job is not done yet. Close
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: quote said that through a translator. All right, question, what
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: is the vibe? What is the vibe around the Blue
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Jays right now at this moment. So the vibe is
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the schnazola. You can smell the championship bubbly, you can
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: smell it. The Dodgers are practically handing Toronto the World Series.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: They are the beneficiary of the generosity, the act of
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: charity of the Dodgers. They've gift wrapped it. They've thrown
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: on a bow which looks pretty nice. It's a Dodger
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: blue bow. And the J's now they just got to
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: make sure they don't fumble. Don't fumble the gift, all right,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: don't fumble it, don't trip at the post office, don't
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: break it, don't do that. And the fact that the
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Dodgers have collectively gone in the witness protection program, and
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: this tray is savage doing things that the greatest of
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: the greats have done in the World Series. Getting a
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: lot of help from the anemic Dodger hitters. There guy's
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: been in Major League Baseball for about five minutes and
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: made the Big Bad Dodgers look like a slow pitch
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Beer League softball team on the weekends there and search
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: slicing them up. No contest the last couple of games.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: So what does all this mean for Toronto? It is
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: yours to lose. The Dodgers were the big bad bully.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: They're no longer the big bad bully. Toronto's up three
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: to two. Home cooked poutin ahead, home cooked poutin ahead.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: But remember Vladimir Guerrero showed up wearing a maple.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Leafs jersey to I think it was the first game
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: in the World Series, remember correctly, and that'll come back
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: to haunt you if you blow these last two games.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: You know the maple Leafs are in that town. They're
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the definition of choke artists, and so just don't choke.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You've got Vladdie saying job's not done good, it's not
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: and it's been a long time since Joe Carter and
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: then you know, hit the ball to the moon and
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: the Mitch Williams and all that ninety three. So you
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: finished the job now, or you become another cautionary tale
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: in Canadian sports misery. And there's a long, long, big
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: board of that. So you can smell it right in
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: a champagne there. You can smell the champagne.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Can spell it's not open. One more win and Yama
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Moto on the map. The problem with Yamamoto pitch great game.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: The Dodgers, if they don't get their head out of it,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: took us. They got this tight Tukas syndrome.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So Dodgers are like zombies. But we've seen those zombie
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: apocalypse movies and we know how that can turn around
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: and be a fairly bad thing. So the Dodgers are
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: pretty much begging Toronto to end the World Series in
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: game six, and that's it. Just I would advise you
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: to not trip over the red carpet on your way
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: to the parade. And it's like they say in politics,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: don't measure for the curtains yet you haven't won the election,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: so just gotta wait for the election to end, the results.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: To come in, and then we'll see where you stand.
• 21:48
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• 22:05
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• 22:09
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• 22:13
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• 22:14
  Speaker 1: On with their lives. And that's all she wrote.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: But imagine getting multiple funerals, Like, what is that about
• 22:21
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• 22:25
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• 22:28
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• 23:21
  Speaker 2: the World Series, as the Dodgers go down Toronto, Oh,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the Blue Jays one win away from taking the championship
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: and the greatest team in baseball.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: History, the twenty twenty five Dodgers will go down as
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: one of the great choke teams in baseball history.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: And oh, what an epic fail it has been, is
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: so so bad. And we mentioned Blake Snell, which was
• 23:53
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• 23:57
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• 24:01
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• 24:18
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• 24:21
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• 24:26
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• 24:29
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  Speaker 2: to the show. And what what night, well, what a
• 25:01
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• 25:05
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• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I did. I almost had a night off from the
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Ben Mather Show.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: We came real close to just doing one segment and
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: then burn Baby Bird. So Lorena, would you like to
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: explain to the class here Lorena, we have a kitchen
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: if you visit an a tree and so few of
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: you guys have Robbie the Mariner, if a few guys
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: have been in here over these we we have, much
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: to the dismay of management, we let our friends come
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: hang out with us every once in.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: A while, as long as they're not scary.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And the Leprechaun's been in so we have the Smurf kitchen,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: and it's not much of a kitchen. Looks pretty nice.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: There's not too much in there's a nice refrigerator, and
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: there's a sink, and there's a usual office stuff. There's
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee. There's a little microwave.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: And and there's a for some reason, there's a dishwasher.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And uh, anyway, Lorena, you were deciding you wanted to
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: hook some you wanted to cook something up.
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: I believe is that the So I have a I
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: have a cheese steak sandwich that I haven't eaten yet,
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: and so I left it in the bag, you know,
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: like a Jimmy John sandwich.
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: How it's wrapped in the paper bag.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, free smells. The smells are free.
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: So anyways, I put the bag in the microwave.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: She just wanted to heat it up a little bit.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: He thought, why not.
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, And I hear this little crackling sound and I'm like, okay,
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: I'm like, it's the microwave broken.
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: So I like literally stepped back because I'm like, in
• 26:21
  Speaker 11: case it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: Explodes, I'm just going to step back. And I went
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: and I stopped it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 11: For a second.
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: I was like, okay, I only got twenty seconds left.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: It's fine, put it back in pop pop pop. And
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: then I see a flame through the microwave.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and.
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: I'm like, oh no, I'm like, what do I do?
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: What do I do?
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: So I try and pull like the bag out, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: then I realized there's more flames than I expected. So
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: I grabbed a cup of water and I threw a
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: little bit of water and that didn't do much. So
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: then I threw more water and now there's a pool
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: in the microwave.
• 26:48
  Speaker 11: My sandwich apparently is okay?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Though, Okay, now did fire did Fire Marshall Bill make
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: an appearance?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Jim Carrey's Fire? That's a gated reference. I think gets that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: By the way, that was a great I think's stated though?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Is that too Is that too old? Is that? Is
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that a bad reference? Okay?
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Well, did you know that there is a scene and
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: Liar Liar where he is in the background behind some
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: extras dressed up as Fire Marshall Bill.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. Look at that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That's a fun fact, right, that's a Cooper little fun fact,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Fire Marshall Bill.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: That's during that during the airport scene when he's when
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: he's on the stretcher.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, see, now everyone's gonna go watch the movie, Coop,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and you'll make a couple of bucks because they're gonna
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: watch the movie and then see where let me say,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: you can spot fire Marshall Bill in the movie. So
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: he would have made an appearance to let me show
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: you something just like that. Right, But so the question
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: is a is the damage enough to destroy the said microwave?
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Okay, this is why it probably shouldn't have brought this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, Yes,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: so no one listens to our show the world.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Everyone listened just just between so we're not going to
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: tell anyone that the place was smell.
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: It smells like marshmallows, like if you were roasting marshmallows.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what kind of Now, now did you unplug it?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I assume you unplugged it. Yes, no, because it's still
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, we why don't you go unplug it? I no,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding me. Sometimes the names on top of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I understand, but I sometimes this stuff is kind of smolders.
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: And then I would I will send you a picture
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: of it so you can know, but.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I would like unplug it. And then I would like
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: put it out in the courtyard.
• 28:38
  Speaker 11: Well not that sandwich outside.
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: About that fine time someone burnt popcorn, Now that was
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: a real big deal.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, that one that Well, when I started, I want
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: you to know I when I started the Premiere Networks,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: we had this guy, Craig Kitchen, who was like the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: coolest boss.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone loved him, like the greatest guy, like a radio savant.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Craig Kitchen.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I mean just I think he's Jim Rome's agent now,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: but he be came an agent, but he was running
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: the company and he could not have been a cooler guy.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: He had one rule when I started at the Premier
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Netway and this was like big time, you know I started.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: These all big radio stars worked at Premiere Networks. They
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: still do, but it was like it was a huge deal.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: And the one rule was you're not allowed to make
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: popcorn at work because he hated to smell the burn popcorn,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: and so that was it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: That was the only rule.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: You could do pretty much anything else you wanted, but
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: you could not cook popcorn at work. No salmon, I
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: don't know about salmon.
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: I just remember the pops.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Well, salmon should not go in the microwave. So if
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: you put the salmon, that's like a stupid test. If
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: you put sam in the microwave, that's bad job by you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Bill says, I live in Hollywood, and I says, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: can he can smell the fire.
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: Over in Bring me a sandwich?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Who's your Bill.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Says he can smell the burn microwave over the hill there.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, anyway, okay, well, good luck on me.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I would unplug it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: I was just meet but you know you, I'll send
• 29:56
  Speaker 11: you a picture in our all.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Right, send me a photo. Okay, that's great.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Andy in Lino lakes rights and he says another A
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: plus Malay monologue. A lot of people don't want to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: hear the truth. But that's what you do, man, You
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: spew the truth.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: That's right. I vomit the truth is what I do.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: My name is Ben Mahler, and I.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Puke up the truth on a nightly basis. So the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Dodgers are cooked. According to Andy, I saw some feathers
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: flying around. They may have a game left in them,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: but they're cooked.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: There you go, extra crispy, please.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Ahead of the news, Rights and says, why is Mary
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Hart leaving to beat the traffic? At eight pm? She's
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: not leaving to beat the traffic. She's leaving to beat
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the traffic at Dodger stad Plus didn't.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Her I think it was her?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Guy Right got hit with a foul ball during the
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: game outs Yeah, yeah, he's sitting front row there and
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: clunk a reek in Minnesota rights and says, I love you, Ben.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: But talking about the Dodgers as if they were the
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: twenty seven Yankees, it is ridiculous.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: They are more like the eighty seven Twins.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It's not over, but our Doyers need to put a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: bat on the ball and fast.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Baseball media has been on, you know, have got their
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: knee pads on. They've been telling me that a Tani
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: is Babe Ruth. So if Atani's babe Babe Ruth was
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: on the twenty seven Yankees, all right, check that box.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman are Hall of famers. There
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: there go down the big board, a bunch of Hall
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: of famers. Scrooge right since says it's not just a
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: lack of production, it's also a lack of not giving
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: a crap. The Dodgers looked dead after the Game three
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and never revived. I can see Yamamoto carrying the team
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: in game six. However, I don't see the Dodgers winning
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: a Game seven in Toronto, especially with that bullpen.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: That is Scrooge. He's in the younger demo. Scrooge is
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: in the younger demo there, so you gotta factor that in.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: And the post we have about posted by the way,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: if you missed it, you can see the unofficial show
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: rundown of things that we will be talking about throughout
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the overnight.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Follow me on X at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mallard.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Normally, when someone dies, there will be some kind of gathering,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: whether it's a funeral or just a party to celebrate
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: a life.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Celebration of life, right, it's important thing, closure on someone's life.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Normally that you only get one.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Well, Clayton Kershaw, how about is he getting We had
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the digging up of the mound after his.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Final start, one of the more embarrassing moments in Dodger history.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: We had.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Now after this game Game five, the Kershaw Klan was
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: wandering around the field and glowing stories, very dramatic stories.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Clayton Kershaw lingered on the field at Dodger Stadium, soaking
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: in the sights and the sounds of the stadium he's
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: called home his entire career, and he shared an embrace
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: with his wife.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, do we have any violin music for this?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Holy crap.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: He's a baseball He's a worst possison pitcher baseball history.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: He's cost the Dodgers multiple World Series plays. Leave.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, here's Clayton Kershaw, after an eighteen year career, played
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: his final game at Dodger Stadium, and he lingered like
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: a plague. He and his four children scampered about playing
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: catch father and son. There was the embrace with his wife,
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: who wore his jersey expecting another little Kershaw on the way,
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: as he dramatically kissed her forehead in an act of love,
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: and then went out to the mound one last time
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: to vomit all over the mound, just like almost every
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: playoff start he made as a Dodger, to remind Dodger
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Stadium that he's the worst posis in at your of
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: all time.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: There you go, Hey, he got that. He got that
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: one out the other day. Yes, that's right. Yes, the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: greatest moment of Kershaw one out in a game the
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: other night. Yes, that is it. That's the gold standard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, I know.
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You're beaner, You're Beaner schmuck. Understand again. I do love
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  Speaker 1: that Blake.
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  Speaker 2: I started the show with this because I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was so good. Blake snell with I don't make excuses,
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  Speaker 2: and then made an excuse, which is to me just
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  Speaker 2: just absolutely freaking great.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't make excuses, but here's here's an excuse.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, is this fun? I you know, nice like this?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I obviously I wanted the Dodgers to win,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: but this is as Speccoli Spaccoli was so excited in
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  Speaker 2: Chapel Hill.
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  Speaker 1: He sent me an email just going through my email here,
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  Speaker 1: he sent me an email. Oh he's so excited.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: The better story isn't losing locker room and so he's
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: like he's all fired up. He's fired up because.
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  Speaker 2: He thought the I guess he thought the Dodgers losing
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  Speaker 2: would make for great greater talk radio.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: What he what he thought?
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  Speaker 2: Edgar says, Man, the older you get, the more bitter
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: you're getting our ratings down. No, we're actually doing better
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  Speaker 2: than we've ever done. I don't think I'm bitter at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're just used to soft ass talk show
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  Speaker 2: host is what you're used to.
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  Speaker 1: You want those daytime guys. Everything shouldna be fine. The
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  Speaker 1: Dodger's okay, I'm in a massage, O don like.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure David Basset probably gave a shoulder rub and
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: he gave that I think shoulder rub to Snell. And
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Coop was telling me that Mookie Betts got the manning
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: and the petty from bass and he made a sandwich
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  Speaker 2: for Max Muncy.
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  Speaker 1: So there's there's that, all right.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: It is the Bean Mallor Show as we work our
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: way through the overnight hours.
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  Speaker 1: Time now though for the who am I game? Who
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: am I giving?
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  Speaker 2: Now? This is the part of the show where I
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: pretend to be somebody else and you you have to
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: listen and see if you can figure out who I am.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So Toronto's Treyya Savage struck out all nine batters and
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers starting lineup. Every one of those stiffs struck
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: out against Treyya Savage, who was pitching an a ball
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  Speaker 2: in front of hundreds of people at the beginning of
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: the year. He joins Bob Gibson and me as the
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: third pitcher in World Series history. To strike out each
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: batter in the starting lineup of obviously the fall classic.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: So Toronto's Trey You Savage, He's a Savage Beast. Toronto's
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  Speaker 2: Traya Savage struck out all nine batters and the Dodgers
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  Speaker 2: starting lineup joining Bob Gibson and me. Who has the
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: third pitcher in world serious history? Is strike out each
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: batter in a starting lineup?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. The answer. We'll
• 36:49
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• 36:50
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• 36:56
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• 37:02
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• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the big matchups in week nine already of the NFL season.
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  Speaker 2: The last weekend. Well, I guess it isn't last weight
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  Speaker 2: because this will be the first weekend in November, right,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: because November second is Sunday, So yeah, okay, is the.
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  Speaker 1: Time changed this weekend? Yes?
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  Speaker 11: And Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that that's that One's okay though, because we get
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• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Mallard Monologue's back to it all, right, back to it quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to the play of the day.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: And despite the world series, Kooperloo picks the play of
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: the day and he's demanding an NBA highlight his new
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: favorite Lakers. Some guy named Austin Reeves who did.
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  Speaker 1: This rules now with tho with thong, We're great. Austin
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  Speaker 1: down the middle, guys to the game to win the game.
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  Speaker 2: The winner they are doing what they are does, gets
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  Speaker 2: into the paint and all that celebration that the Timbers
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  Speaker 2: you're doing six seconds ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Bill McDonald and the stut Lance, longtime Laker voices there
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  Speaker 2: on TV with the call as Austin Reeves hits the
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  Speaker 2: game winner in Minnesota loses, the Lakers win it, and
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: it looks like Stu was annoyed by the celebration.
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• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Whatever that's worth. Time now though, for the who Am
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I game?
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  Speaker 2: And the story everyone's talking about in baseball, Toronto's Trey
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: of Savage struck out all nine batters in the Dodgers
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: starting lineup, joins Bob Gibson and me as the third
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: pitch of the World Series history to strike out each.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Batter in a starting lineup. Who am I?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: That is the question and what is the answer? Meat
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Sauce guessed by Kevin very nice man. Yo, Well, he's
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Phil nicro from Andy and Lionel Lakes Minnesota, Page Down,
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  Speaker 2: Quick Drama, Graw from Bobby and Florida. Burt Campaniras from Scrooge.
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  Speaker 2: That's his answer, Robbie the Mariner fan from Rob the
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  Speaker 2: goat Man, Dudley do Right from William, Michael Myers from Milkman.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: What say you, Lorraine?
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  Speaker 11: I'm going with Michael Waka.
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  Speaker 2: Walka Waka Walka. Nope, it's the Big Unit. Randy Johnson
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  Speaker 2: back and go on the Diamondbacks. Randy Johnson