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Hour 2 - The Dirty Birds · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Ding Dong. It's our number two, hour two ready for you.
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Speaker 1: It's all about the pits, as in, Kyle Pitts has
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Speaker 1: tight end. Kyle Pitts shown enough to earn the franchise
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Speaker 1: tag from the Falcons. It appears he's getting it, but
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Speaker 1: has he earned it? Also, are the Colts making the
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Speaker 1: right call by bringing back Daniel Jones a deal expected
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Speaker 1: to be announced shortly And what is your level of
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Speaker 1: confidence in Danny Dimes slash Indiana Jones leading the Colts
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Speaker 1: on a deep playoff run. We'll talk about all of
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Speaker 1: that and much more right now here. It is our
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Speaker 1: number two, the dirty dirty Birds making some news. Welcome
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Speaker 1: hour is from Atlanta via the Scouting Combine. It's gonna
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Speaker 1: be a big news week if you're into that kind
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Speaker 1: of thing, you like rumors and gossip and all that
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Speaker 1: great stuff. The Scouting Combine, that's really all. It's therefore
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Speaker 1: the underwear Olympics. The meat market opens up here as
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Speaker 1: the players who are trying to get jobs in the
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Speaker 1: NFL next year will be poked and prodded and measured
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Speaker 1: and just like cattle at a cattle auction, and it'll
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Speaker 1: be human beings. And then the NFL executives will go
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Speaker 1: to Saint Elmo's Steakhouse in Indianapolis and run up their
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Speaker 1: expense account the other restaurants there, and then the drunk
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Speaker 1: text NFL insiders information that they want out, but they're
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Speaker 1: gonna pretend like they're just hammered and that's why they're
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Speaker 1: doing it. So without that said, I thought this was
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Speaker 1: mildly interesting. Mildly interesting. And if you have not heard yet,
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Speaker 1: perhaps not. We've learned that the Atlanta Falcons, that's a
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Speaker 1: football team, not a good one. Sorry Tommy in Atlanta,
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Speaker 1: that's not a good team. But the Atlanta Falcons are
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Speaker 1: planning to play tag you're it franchise tag on Kyle Pitts. Now,
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Speaker 1: if that's not the Pits, I don't know what is
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Speaker 1: a first ballot social media rock star built like a
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Speaker 1: Donnis often doesn't play like a Donnis. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: that's like he should be on the box of of
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Speaker 1: cereal and not the good kind of cereal, not the
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Speaker 1: good kind of cereal. So Pitts, if this is accurate,
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Speaker 1: we believe it is, Kyle Pitts is going to get
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Speaker 1: a one year contract worth about sixteen million. Between fifteen
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Speaker 1: and sixteen million dollars for Kyle Pitts, I hope he
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Speaker 1: can save up and be able to pay his bills
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Speaker 1: with that that contract. And they're supposedly trying to give
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Speaker 1: him a long term contract. I don't believe that that's
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Speaker 1: the story, So good jumping off point, let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question. Has tight end Kyle Pits has tight end?
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Speaker 1: Kyle Pits shown you enough to earn the franchise tag
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Speaker 1: from the Falcons. So I've got Urban Legend, Airport, Chili's,
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Speaker 1: and DMV and we will combine all of these things
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Speaker 1: together and we're going to plow through the lizard. Is
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Speaker 1: what we're going to do. All right? So number WA,
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Speaker 1: I said, number WA, has Kyle Pitts shown enough? I'll
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Speaker 1: on need his two letters N and oh N and
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Speaker 1: oh no no no no no no no no now
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Speaker 1: is the answer? That's it? No. Now, I'm told I
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Speaker 1: have to go longer than just saying no, So I
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Speaker 1: will expand on my answer, which is no. How about
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Speaker 1: absolutely not? Does that work for you? All right? So,
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Speaker 1: Kyle Pits, if my math is correct, he had five
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Speaker 1: touchdown receptions this season, five and if I'm also correct,
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Speaker 1: three of those came in one game on a Thursday
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Speaker 1: night game against Tampa, So that means the rest of
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Speaker 1: the season he had not one, but two two touchdown
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Speaker 1: receptions the rest of the year. That's his breakout year.
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Even Ozzie Wase is shaking his head,
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Speaker 1: He's like, what are you talking about? That's not a
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Speaker 1: breakout year. He had three in one game and to
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Speaker 1: the rest of the year. Is that? What is that?
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Speaker 1: That's fool's gold, baby is what that is here? And
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Speaker 1: that's that's been the case ever since the draft Knicks.
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Speaker 1: Ironically enough, around this time of the year, around combine time,
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Speaker 1: they looked at the ability athletic ability of Kyle Pitts.
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Speaker 1: Oh Man, I started salivating, Oh, this guy's gonna be great.
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Speaker 1: Oh Man, built like a Donnis and all that is
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Speaker 1: the whole thing. And he does. He's like a mone
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Speaker 1: From a distance, it looks good. It looks good, and
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Speaker 1: you get up close it's not that good, all right,
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Speaker 1: And you know from a distance, okay, you bite into
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Speaker 1: it though, you crack a molar. That's a problem. It
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Speaker 1: is a problem. And Kyle Pits is a board certified tease.
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Speaker 1: That is what he is, Board certified teas. He's an
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Speaker 1: urban legend, the Zombie of Atlanta. That's a real thing,
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Speaker 1: by the way, the Zombie of Atlanta. You hear about
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Speaker 1: Kyle Pitts, you never really see it, though I never
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Speaker 1: really see it for any elongated period of time here.
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Speaker 1: So they're paying the Falcons one year because of the
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Speaker 1: P word potential, not the P word production. He's got
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Speaker 1: dueling p words, you've got potential in production, and so
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Speaker 1: the Falcons have decided we're going to go with potential
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Speaker 1: rather than production. Pits, even in what you told me
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Speaker 1: was his breakout year this past season, still disappears for
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Speaker 1: weeks on end. Now, the Marching and Chowder Society of
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Speaker 1: the Kyle Pits movement will tell you it's because he
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Speaker 1: didn't have a quarterback. Yes, we've never seen players rack
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Speaker 1: up stats without having elite quarterbacks. The only way to
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Speaker 1: have a great stat line is because you have to
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Speaker 1: have an elite quarterback. Wait a minute, that's bull crap.
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Speaker 1: That's bull crap. That's right anyway, So that's where we are.
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Speaker 1: And then the main reason that despite that lack of
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Speaker 1: protection or lack of production for Kyle Pits, the reason
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Speaker 1: he's getting the contract despite disappearing is he is the
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Speaker 1: beneficiary of FOMO. Is his FOMO management in the NFL.
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Speaker 1: It's like, well, he's not been that great for us,
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Speaker 1: been around some different coaches, but let's get rid of
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Speaker 1: this guy. But no, no, you can't imagine. You can't
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Speaker 1: get rid of him because what if he comes back
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Speaker 1: to bite us in the tuk us? What if he
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Speaker 1: goes out to the Chiefs or goes to the Eagles
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Speaker 1: or the Rams or the Niners and ends up catching
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Speaker 1: twelve touchdown passes next year. Oh man, we'd look like
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Speaker 1: a bunch of bumpkins. We can't look like a bunch
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Speaker 1: of country bumpkins. We cannot do that. So because of that,
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Speaker 1: the fomo Kyle Pitts gets, he's like Poultergeist. He gets
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Speaker 1: a one year, massive amount of money. They're writing the
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Speaker 1: check mainly to calm their nerves and cover their tuks
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Speaker 1: or CYA, cover your ass. I like took his better,
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Speaker 1: so I'd beat CTA cover took us or whatever it is.
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Speaker 1: I think CTA would be it. But anyway, nonetheless, the
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Speaker 1: point is, all right, The point is this is not
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Speaker 1: a cornerstone player, despite what all you idiots told me.
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Speaker 1: He was gonna be a cornerstone player. And if you
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Speaker 1: look at the numbers, they're misleading. You watch the falcons,
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Speaker 1: He's just as likely to have two catches in the
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Speaker 1: game as he is to have even one touchdown in again,
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Speaker 1: in fact, he's more likely to have just two catches
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Speaker 1: and be an afterthought, not demand the ball, not be aggressive.
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Speaker 1: That's Kyle Piston.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we go to Indianapolis, not to combine the headquarters
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Speaker 1: of the Indianapolis Coles. Also making news, it sounds it
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Speaker 1: sounds as though Daniel Jones, Yep, that guy Daniel Jones
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Speaker 1: is going to remain with the horse Shoes for the
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Speaker 1: upcoming season via a multi year contract extension. According to
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Speaker 1: State funded the propaganda arm of the NFL, who's now
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Speaker 1: in bed with ESPN NFL network. The two sides have
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Speaker 1: been negotiating what does that mean? Like sending messages on
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Speaker 1: text back and forth. I want twenty gazillion dollars. Okay,
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Speaker 1: we're only gonna pay a fifteen gazillion dollars, but all right,
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Speaker 1: let's go seventeen gazillion. Now we're not paying seventeen. How
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Speaker 1: about seventeen and a half? Well, I said we're not
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Speaker 1: paying seventeen. Okay, sixteen is a deal? Done? Take it done, done, done,
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Speaker 1: just like that. So they've gone back and forth, multi
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Speaker 1: year deal. So the question will it is not complete yet?
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Speaker 1: It hasn't been Docu signed for the Indianapolis Colts. The
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Speaker 1: question remains, are the Colts making the right call by
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Speaker 1: bringing back Daniel Jones? Is this the right call? So
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Speaker 1: this is not romance. This is not some kind of romance.
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Speaker 1: It's not a rom com this particular story. This is
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Speaker 1: two people, the Colts their organization and Daniel Jones, who
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Speaker 1: are stuck at a airport Chili's at midnight. The airport
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Speaker 1: is shut down, all flights got canceled. It is a
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Speaker 1: marriage of convenience, is what it is. And Indianapolis boxed
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Speaker 1: themselves into a corner. We said it at the time.
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Speaker 1: This is not revisionist history. They said it. We said it.
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Speaker 1: They were stuck. They shipped out multiple first round drafticks.
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Speaker 1: We don't have a problem with it. You go for it.
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Speaker 1: They thought they had a good team. The team turned
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Speaker 1: out to be a fraud. It was fake. It wasn't legit.
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Speaker 1: That start was bogus. At the time though they thought
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Speaker 1: it was real. They got all horny and they like,
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Speaker 1: we got to go for it. So they went out
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Speaker 1: and traded multiple draft picks to get high draft picks
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Speaker 1: to get Sauce Gardener and then right when Sauce Gardner arrived,
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Speaker 1: he brought that Jets losing attitude with him. He got hurt,
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Speaker 1: and everyone started getting hurt, including Daniel Jones. And so
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Speaker 1: as a result of pushing all of their chips to
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Speaker 1: the middle of the table on defense, they paved a
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Speaker 1: single lane highway. The Colts are on a single lane highway.
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Speaker 1: There are no exits, there are no U turns. It's
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Speaker 1: just Daniel Jones. That's it. Danny Dimes driving a rental
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Speaker 1: car with a donut tire and just shredding his achilles.
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Speaker 1: Because that's what happened, right, That's why this is going
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Speaker 1: to happen. The Colts thought that he was gonna stay healthy,
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Speaker 1: and if he'd stayed healthiest, price would have been big
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. His achilles, by the way, looked
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Speaker 1: like a pulled pork barbecue sandwich, I'm told. So, who
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Speaker 1: knows if he's ready to start the year. Probably not,
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Speaker 1: And so he Daniel Jones didn't have much of a
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Speaker 1: much of a path to find a new job somewhere
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Speaker 1: else coming off the injury and the debate whether or
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Speaker 1: not Jones would be able to start the season ready
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Speaker 1: to go, So he didn't have any wiggle room. You
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Speaker 1: gotta wiggle, You gotta do the wiggle. He couldn't wiggle.
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Speaker 1: There's no wiggling. And so you're at a It wasn't
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Speaker 1: a fork in the road. It wasn't a fork in
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Speaker 1: the road. It was the GPS was saying, Okay, you're
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Speaker 1: on this single road, paved, single road, highway. That's it.
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Speaker 1: And it was the GPS that started announcing here, continue
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Speaker 1: straight for the next three years. What the next three
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Speaker 1: years with this guy? Survival? Now, sometimes you marry for love,
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Speaker 1: all right. Sometimes you're marry for love, and then sometimes
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Speaker 1: you're married because you got bills to pay and you
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Speaker 1: need the money, all right. Now, final point, we keep
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Speaker 1: the theme of this part of the hour going and
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Speaker 1: the question what is your level of confidence that the
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Speaker 1: aforementioned Daniel Jones. What is your level of confidence that
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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones can lead the Colts on a deep playoff run,
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Speaker 1: a deep playoff run? So my confidence level is both
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Speaker 1: slim and none, and currently none is stuck in a
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Speaker 1: snowbank at this particular moment and just can't go anywhere.
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Speaker 1: So you're just kind of stuck there, deep playoff run
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Speaker 1: and Daniel Jones don't go side by side. They don't.
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Speaker 1: This is not mac and cheese. It's not This is
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Speaker 1: orange juice and toothpaste is what that is. That's the
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Speaker 1: reality there. And in order for this to happen. Now,
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Speaker 1: I believe in the multiverse. I've talked about that the multiple.
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Speaker 1: I get burned by the multiverse a lot because I
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Speaker 1: have bold opinions. The multiverse every once in a while
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Speaker 1: gives you the odd ball scenario like Joe Flacco playing
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Speaker 1: out of his mind for a month and leading the
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Speaker 1: Ravens to the Super Bowl, or Nick Foles doing something
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Speaker 1: similar for the Philadelphia Eagles in their playoff run, or
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Speaker 1: just this past year, a suck bag, Sam Donald, who
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Speaker 1: led the NFL in turnovers and everything went right for
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Speaker 1: the Blueprint, got a little help from the referees in
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Speaker 1: the NFL, actually a lot of help the two point conversion,
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Speaker 1: which was bogus given a Seattle one of the most
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Speaker 1: egregious calls in NFL history. That benefited Sam Donald, and
14:46
Speaker 1: that gave them home field, which means they didn't have
14:48
Speaker 1: thening to buy, which meant they didn't have to play
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Speaker 1: an extra game and all that stuff. And so you
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Speaker 1: look at Daniel Jones, so last year seven and one.
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Speaker 1: To begin the year, thirteen touchdowns, three picks, had a
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Speaker 1: passer rating of almost one hundred and ten of almost
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Speaker 1: one hundred and ten, and then the horror film settled in.
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Speaker 1: The script changed, it changed. The final five games he
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Speaker 1: played with Indianapolis last year, Daniel Jones had just six
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Speaker 1: touchdowns and five interceptions and seven seven fumbles. That was
15:23
Speaker 1: the trap door at Lucas Oil opening up and a
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Speaker 1: pit of vipers down below for Daniel Jones. That is
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Speaker 1: not the franchise savior. No no, no, no no. That
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Speaker 1: is Giants era Danny Dimes. He just went down to
15:40
Speaker 1: the DMV did the change of address for him, and
15:43
Speaker 1: he's in a different zip code. It's the same guy.
15:46
Speaker 1: It's Vanilla Vic. He needs the entire toolbox to get
15:52
Speaker 1: it done right. Top and you have a top five defense.
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Speaker 1: You gotta have an elite stud wide receiver and a
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Speaker 1: clean pocket and a little hell. That's what Sam Donald got.
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Speaker 1: If all those things happened, the Colts can win a championship.
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Speaker 1: It's the Sam Donald bluoprint. You stack the roster, you
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Speaker 1: pray the quarterback doesn't light the whole team on fire,
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Speaker 1: and that's it. And so the jury's obviously still out.
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Speaker 1: We'll find out the dollars on this. So the culture loaded,
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Speaker 1: they must have been. Maybe Jim Mersey left some stuff
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Speaker 1: behind when he checked out. I don't know with my gud,
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Speaker 1: So load up the roster. I don't know how you
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Speaker 1: ben mallor you can call up at eight seven seven ninety.
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Speaker 1: NINE o. Flock so while we wait for the, questions Weed,
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Speaker 1: MAN i thought it would be fun to play a
21:12
Speaker 1: game here with you And. Lorena, okay, Okay so you
21:17
Speaker 1: don't Watch, jeopardy do? You are you?
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Speaker 1: Okay BUT i know we all used to back When
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Speaker 1: Alex trebek Hosted Nobody's watching For Ken. Jennings but, anyway whatever.
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Speaker 1: Fun so they Aired jeopardy On monday night and the
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Speaker 1: clue it was Jump we have the, audio, right, coup
21:38
Speaker 1: we have the, audio So i'm not gonna play the
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Speaker 1: give both you And lorena a chance to buzz in
21:59
Speaker 1: if you think you know the. Answer, Okay, Uh and,
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Speaker 1: WELL i guess we'll Let lourenda go. FIRST sga this
22:07
Speaker 1: guy and then they showed photo the guy won the
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four to twenty FIVE NBA Nvp award to
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Speaker 1: go along with the scoring title AND Nba. Championship, okay
22:18
Speaker 1: so that was the, question and then they they had
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Speaker 1: a large headshot photo of the. Person anybody who wanted
22:27
Speaker 1: to give it a? Shot, Here, lorena attend to. Kompo,
22:32
Speaker 1: okay come weed, man you want to give it a?
22:36
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Speaker 5: Win?
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Speaker 1: No, no you don't, win you, know hold, on let's, It.
22:44
Speaker 1: Lorena look at the. Picture does that help? You? No no? Chance.
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Speaker 1: Yeah so the photo shows the person with his thunder
22:56
Speaker 1: jersey and he's got the, braids the the hair pulled
23:01
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23:18
Speaker 1: Glitch all, Right, WELL i mean it'd be more fun
23:20
Speaker 1: to play. It but it was a, long relatively long,
23:24
Speaker 1: silence and nobody buzzed in and everyone just kind of
23:27
Speaker 1: stared blankly at the board and THEN. Sga this guy
23:35
Speaker 1: won the twenty twenty four to twenty FIVE NBA Mvp
23:38
Speaker 1: award to go along with the scoring title AND Nba.
23:41
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23:50
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23:54
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23:59
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24:03
Speaker 1: that is. Wild all, right, well we have some questions coming.
24:06
Speaker 1: In are you are you? Ready Weed man here From
24:09
Speaker 1: jeffrey last? Night all, Right andy And Lionel, Lakes minnesota rites.
24:12
Speaker 1: In he, says, hey Weed, man did you ever find your?
24:15
Speaker 1: Teeth and do you avoid food and you have to
24:20
Speaker 1: chew like steak and pork chops and things like.
24:22
Speaker 3: That, yes, right tell them boy?
24:26
Speaker 1: Food, yeah are you able to eat anything? Crunchy but.
24:35
Speaker 2: Don't have a lot of, teeth so it's very. Uncomfortable
24:38
Speaker 2: it's just.
24:38
Speaker 1: Hard, YEAH i got. You so it's just your. Jaw
24:41
Speaker 1: you're using your jaw and, yeah all, right. Wonderful why
24:46
Speaker 1: can well there could be some celebrity dentist out there
24:48
Speaker 1: that could help Weed man out or something like. That you.
24:50
Speaker 1: Need but what you need is those teeth drilled into
24:53
Speaker 1: your mouth is what you. Need, Right that's what you
24:55
Speaker 1: need because if you take him, out you'll just leave
24:58
Speaker 1: him for the, rats right all? RIGHT. Jt the Wing
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Speaker 1: he didn't answer that. ONE. Jt The wingman writes in
25:05
Speaker 1: and let me see his. Question he, says when is
25:07
Speaker 1: the last time you had a? Car and what was?
25:09
Speaker 1: It Weed?
25:10
Speaker 2: Man, oh that's a long time. AGO i last TIME
25:15
Speaker 2: i had a? CALL i had A Grand, torino A Grand?
25:17
Speaker 1: Torino holy? Crap?
25:19
Speaker 2: Yeah?
25:20
Speaker 1: Really what color was? It you had a Brown Grand? Torino?
25:25
Speaker 1: Wow that's let's see when do you think they last
25:29
Speaker 1: made those terrible let me see? It, wow The grand
25:36
Speaker 1: The Ford Grand torino was last made in nineteen seventy.
25:39
Speaker 1: Six oh my, God oh, wow Weed man, man that's
25:46
Speaker 1: a that's a couple of lifetimes. Ago, wow that is as.
25:49
Speaker 1: Wild all, Right, well time keeps moving. On let's see
25:52
Speaker 1: what else do we have. Here The Baltimore freeloaders account,
25:56
Speaker 1: says can you ask Weed man about his favorite free
25:58
Speaker 1: buffet or the best place to score free free food In?
26:02
Speaker 1: Miami i'm headed there next week and wanted to pay
26:06
Speaker 1: pay for. It, oh guy wants to buy you a,
26:08
Speaker 1: meal Weed? Man another guy you'll stand up like the
26:11
Speaker 1: guy In, Toronto, right so that'd be. Great yeah you say,
26:15
Speaker 1: that but then these guys contacted you don't answer your.
26:17
Speaker 1: Phone all? Right all, right well, favorite didn't you already
26:22
Speaker 1: Say Lincoln road as we get all the free?
26:24
Speaker 2: Food, yeah but that was wrong WHEN i used to
26:27
Speaker 2: live by Shout. Peach now now there's no place to
26:30
Speaker 2: get free foods.
26:31
Speaker 1: Here so nowhere In, Hollywood. Florida, no, yeah all, right
26:37
Speaker 1: what else DO i see your? Page? Then, Uh femie
26:43
Speaker 1: says what we? Man what was your trick to always staying?
26:45
Speaker 1: Positive that's a good. Question how many times you've been,
26:48
Speaker 1: arrested Weed? Man over one hundred? Times, right you've been.
26:50
Speaker 1: ARRESTED i do stay.
26:52
Speaker 2: Positive i'm happy AND i stay.
26:59
Speaker 1: Positive, yeah what is the secret to? That BECAUSE i
27:02
Speaker 1: mean you're you've you've had a tough. Life you'd admit, that.
27:05
Speaker 1: Right we, mean you had your start to your life
27:07
Speaker 1: and then things went really wild there for a, while
27:11
Speaker 1: and you had to hold the toy, store the stock market,
27:14
Speaker 1: crash you had to move to fly so it's been,
27:17
Speaker 1: tough but you're always the happiest. Guy what what's the?
27:20
Speaker 2: SECRET i just stay. HAPPY i try to stay. HAPPY
27:27
Speaker 2: i lost a half a million. Dollars that's.
27:29
Speaker 1: Terrible, yeah and now let's do Some you want to
27:33
Speaker 1: make it even. Worse you want me to make. IT
27:39
Speaker 1: i want to make it. Worse so was this the
27:42
Speaker 1: stock market crash of nineteen eighty? Eight when was it eighty?
27:47
Speaker 1: NINE i remember the market crash in the late Eighty
27:50
Speaker 1: what year was? It you know which?
27:51
Speaker 2: Year i've lost some money in ninety?
27:53
Speaker 1: One, okay so ninety, One, okay let's gotta do. IT
28:00
Speaker 1: i gotta do. It so you lost half a million
28:02
Speaker 1: dollars in nineteen ninety, One, yeah all, right in today's,
28:08
Speaker 1: money that would have been one point two million dollars
28:12
Speaker 1: that you, lost weed, man you lost one point two
28:16
Speaker 1: million according to the inflation, calculator that would Be. Yeah
28:21
Speaker 1: that my, God oh my, god that would have been.
28:24
Speaker 1: WILD i don't know IF i could come. Back, Hi, Hi,
28:31
Speaker 1: Lisa how you, Doing? Lisa we're having a great time
28:34
Speaker 1: with the weed.
28:34
Speaker 5: Man.
28:34
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28:38
Speaker 2: Hi CAN i JUST i would just like to add
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Speaker 2: one more.
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Speaker 5: Point, yeah we had two thousand shares Of, amazon so
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Speaker 5: could you See.
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Speaker 1: It gets, worse it gets. Worse oh my. God, no
28:56
Speaker 1: you had two thousand shares Of amazon.
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Speaker 2: Ball the, world it would be all.
29:03
Speaker 1: Right hold, on let me do.
29:04
Speaker 4: It that'd be four hundred and ninety four, thousand seven
29:07
Speaker 4: hundred and. Sixty, no, no it's getting. WORSE a single
29:13
Speaker 4: share OF i.
29:15
Speaker 2: Kept the stock called books a.
29:17
Speaker 1: Million how's that working out you?
29:19
Speaker 2: Please i'd like to know what the number would.
29:21
Speaker 1: Be, Yeah i'm a single share Of amazon stock today
29:25
Speaker 1: as we're doing this is a two hundred and five
29:27
Speaker 1: dollars and some.
29:28
Speaker 4: Change so but when did you have the two thousand shares.
29:32
Speaker 5: Of ninety one in the?
29:34
Speaker 1: Nineties So amazon was selling booked shares in ninety, One,
29:40
Speaker 1: okay SO i mean it is it has split several
29:43
Speaker 1: times by, then so.
29:44
Speaker 4: It'd actually be it'd be like there's a twenty for one.
29:50
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29:55
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29:58
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30:14
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30:17
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30:20
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30:22
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30:26
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31:47
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31:49
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31:51
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31:53
Speaker 1: thank you so. Much amazing job as always the life all,
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32:05
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32:09
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32:13
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32:15
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32:18
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