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Bonus EPISODE (and IMPROV) - The Party · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to very fine friends. We have a special bonus episode for you today. I had a party
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  recently and I set up the podcasting equipment to record and encouraged friends to record
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  things if they felt so inclined. So what you're going to hear today is some excerpts from the
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  party. You'll be hearing from my friends, Grace, Jordan, Patrick, and Tom. And then at one point
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  near the end of the evening, Francis and I interview our friends, Alex and Rob. So enjoy
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  this party bonus episode.
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  This feels so illicit.
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  Yeah.
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  Breaking some kind of rule.
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  While the party's winding down, huh?
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  So tell me about it.
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  Tell me about it, Stad.
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  Tell everyone about your party.
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  It was fun.
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  I think it was a success.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  What's your favorite part?
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  Um, when you showed up, it was actually such a bummer that you had to work.
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  Can you just like quit?
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  Yeah.
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  Why didn't you ask me that before?
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  I'm sorry.
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  I didn't know I had to ask.
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  Um, quit please.
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  It's done.
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  Hold on.
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  I'm sending a text right now.
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  No.
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  Yeah.
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  The second it interferes with any part of my life, I need your job to be gone.
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  Men are dumb.
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  I should have known that.
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  Hmm.
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  We are aliens from another dimension.
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  Which dimension again?
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  You don't know our dimension?
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  Nope.
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  That's why you drove.
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  Oh, we are from dimension Sklor Blacks.
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  Hello, this is, what do we call ourselves?
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  We are the love trio.
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  The trio of love.
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  We're just waiting on our third.
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  We'll be here all night.
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  Wait, no.
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  No, we're leaving in 20 minutes.
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  Reynold, if you're not here in 20 minutes, we're leaving.
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  And we'll be the duo.
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  The love duo.
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  Don't make us do this.
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  Don't make us.
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  We barely are compatible.
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  The only reason we're a trio is because of you.
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  You're the glue that holds us together.
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  I'm begging you, please find us.
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  Oh, we're recording right now?
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  Yeah, I decided to record.
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  Listeners, if you're listening and we know you are.
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  The windows open.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, it feels great.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I wish the audience could, you know, sometimes you want to snapshot.
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  Yeah.
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  Everything.
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  Yep.
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  Like the wind in your hair.
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  That's it.
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  The wind in your hair.
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  on your haunches.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Haunch.
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  Oh, I love, I love a good wind haunch.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  God takes me back to my wind haunching days.
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  Oh, back in the 70s when we were all wind haunching.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  We used to be a proper country.
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  Oh, God.
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  No, nobody haunches.
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  Thanks, Obama.
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  I'm glad you said that.
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  Thank you.
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  Somebody has to.
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  Somebody has to.
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  We don't stray from the hard topic on this pod.
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  No.
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  We look them right in the eye and we're political.
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  Yeah.
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  If we're nothing else, we are political.
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  I'm political.
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  I think I could look a turtle in the eye and drink out of a straw.
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  Make eye contact.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  This is for your family.
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  I'm not changing for you
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  Hi this is Jordan
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  Jordan B
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  I was given the orchid to play with
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  Today
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  And I would like to thank Jenna
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  For this generous gift
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  This is a precious precious gift
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  I'm going to play what I created
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  Grace is here too
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  Grace is here
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  Moral support
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  And courage
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  School bees
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  Oh, yep.
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  Okay.
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  I think so.
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  Here we go.
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  A one, a two, a one, two, three.
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  Taxes are a concept.
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  Dance.
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  Call your mother.
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  Dance.
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  That was beautiful, wasn't it?
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  Beautiful.
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  We're going to clear it out.
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  Okay.
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  We're gathered here today.
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  For the holy matrimony
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  of your ego
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  and
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  your quasi-third eye.
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  My fourth third eye?
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  Your third eye.
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  But you said quasi.
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  Quasi.
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  That makes me think forward.
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  This quad.
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  Welcome back to the dreary lands of Barovia.
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  Last week, someone died.
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  You'll have to be more specific.
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  What week?
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  It was a few weeks.
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  It was a lot of weeks ago.
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  There was a goblin, and I tried to convince...
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  Well, there was a group of goblins,
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  and I tried to convince them that they should unionize,
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  and two of them killed themselves
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  because I was talking to them.
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  And then there was one last one, and his name was Finn,
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  and I convinced him to come and join us on a fight against Strahd.
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  And unfortunately, he went and he fought with us,
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  but he did not come out alive.
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  No, he died pretty quickly.
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  He died pretty quickly.
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  The one person I tried to help unionize died.
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  And for that, I'm very sad.
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  But he is with Walter.
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  May he rest in peace.
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  R.I.P.
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  Grace's character killed him.
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  And lied about it.
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  She lied.
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  Her character lied.
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  Her character's crazy.
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  This is interesting.
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  We can't dig up the past, okay?
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  That kid is dead.
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  Anyways.
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  A child is dead in the dreary lands of Barovia.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Bye.
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  Good to see you.
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  Text us when you get there.
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  So we know you're safe.
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  Yeah.
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  And the president's not.
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  All right.
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  Bye.
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  Bye.
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  Great guy.
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  Great guy.
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  Excellent guy.
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  Yeah.
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  Might be my favorite brother of yours.
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  Thank you.
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  Bird notice, Joe.
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  Let's turn our attention now to observing everyone at the party and what they're doing at this exact moment.
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  Welcome to the party.
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  It is.
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  What time is it?
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  It is almost 1030.
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  It's almost 1030.
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  and we are in the backyard of Jenna's home.
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  Right now, Richard's standing with both of his arms behind his back.
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  Who's he talking to?
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  I can't see him from the Spanish point.
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  I do believe it's one of the shorter people that uses their hands to talk a lot,
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  so I'm going to guess Mallory.
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  Okay.
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  It's a pole.
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  There's a pole that's blocking the view.
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  Yes.
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  Okay, cool.
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  We also got, we got Rob, who's got one hand.
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  Well, now it's out of the pocket,
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  But now it's going back in the pocket
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  Very coolly trying to pretend like he
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  Isn't excited about what he's talking about
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  But he actually is
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  Oh very interesting
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  What drink is he carrying?
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  I do believe it is a
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  True
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  No it's not
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  It's a graffiti drink
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  It's got a graffiti on it
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  As always Amy's wearing a cute outfit
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  Cute outfit that she made herself Both fabrics that she found Herself Also Mary very cute dress Beautiful Fits perfectly too God I so jealous of stylish people
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  No, who's not stylish?
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  Joe.
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  Really phoned it in with a white shirt today.
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  You know what?
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  He came here and he lives right up the street.
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  He does.
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  He lives right up the street from his sister.
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  He could have worn a nicer shirt.
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  He did wear sunglasses earlier and it was nighttime.
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  Hey, I think that's cool.
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  Are the sunglasses on his head currently right now?
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  They are currently on his head.
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  I see the reflection.
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  On his coiffed.
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  His hair is really nice.
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  And that, I think, is what makes me jealous.
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  He's a beautiful man.
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  Beautiful man.
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  Beautiful man.
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  We've got Dorian, who is here.
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  I can't see what he's doing at this exact moment.
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  He's laughing.
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  Oh, laughing.
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  Laughing, good.
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  He's chatting with Joe and Amy.
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  Good.
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  We turn our attention inside now, and I do see Kyle.
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  I can't see from this vantage point,
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  but I'm glad you can.
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  I see Eddie.
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  I see Heather,
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  who took one of my cricket mats.
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  Very nice of her.
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  Very nice.
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  Oh, that's so cool.
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  Oh, Jordan's in there as well.
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  The other Jordan.
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  The other Jordan.
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  Jordan.
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  The better Jordan.
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  C.
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  No, I would say B is better.
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  You're Jordan B,
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  and he's Jordan C.
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  Oh, B for, oh, yes.
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  B for, oh.
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  Better.
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  What?
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  C for cool
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  cool
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  cool
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  cool
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  cool
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  anyways if we turn our attention
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  to the corner
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  I do see Tom
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  wearing a lovely
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  Whitney Houston
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  shirt
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  I miss Tom
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  I do
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  I miss him too
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  I'm gonna go say hi to Tom
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  you wanna go say hi to Tom
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  and
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  David
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  we're gonna go
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  say hi to Tom
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  and that ends our podcast
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  for today
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  I'm gonna go say hi to Tom
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  We have, here comes trouble.
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  Hey girl.
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  Hey girl.
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  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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  Do you want to be interviewed?
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  Yeah.
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  Put your words in your mouth and here they come.
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  That's good.
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  You can just sit there.
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  It's a hands-free situation.
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  Yeah, it is.
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  It's hands-free.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, did you write that?
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  That's a lovely little ditty.
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  I am.
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  Did you?
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  All right.
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  I have a question.
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  Alex. Yes, sir. Our friend Alex is here. Yes. Hi. If you had to pick for the rest of your life,
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  ocean or mountains, what would you pick?
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  The mountains. Oh, for sure. Wow. For sure. That's like a for sure. Okay. Wow. Interesting.
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  interesting interesting yeah i also like the mountains i i do like it's it's a tough question
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  because both of them are good yeah both of them are like i don't want to give up either one of them
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  yeah uh there for all we know she almost drowned once and she doesn't like the ocean
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  i can't swim oh okay there was a reason this is good journal okay all right but
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  to be fair like to the ocean uh which i love being fair to the ocean um
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  I can swim.
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  I haven't been in the ocean in forever.
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  I would still pick ocean.
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  I think it's just beautiful.
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  Yeah.
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  Can you,
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  can you swim in?
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  It's undulating.
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  It undulates.
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  It moves.
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  That's not my secret word.
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  Yeah.
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  Don't you think the mountains can be a little scary though?
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  Imagine you have a cabin in the mountains and it's two in the morning and
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  you hear a peacock.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, specifically, if you like Rob Zombie and his like, uh, hostel and that movie, wait,
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  no, Rob Zombie did a, you're picking mountains because of Rob Zombie.
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  No, no, no.
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  I didn't pick it specifically.
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  No, no, no.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  No, no, no.
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  I picked it specifically because I grew up in Arizona.
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  I could take, I could take that family.
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  Actually.
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  I had five brothers.
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  Me and my brothers could definitely.
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  I actually like that.
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  I like that.
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  Like you're like,
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  you're picking mountains because you're like,
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  there were so many horror movies set in the mountains.
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  And then I feel like we could overcome the horror movie.
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  No,
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  exactly.
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  You understand as like someone who's like,
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  I grew up with like hella siblings.
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  Yeah.
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  It's like,
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  I did grow up with hella siblings.
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  Yeah.
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  I feel so close to you because I'm hella siblings.
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  Me and my brothers is like, fuck, grab a zombie.
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  We're like, it's funny and disgusting, but also like, ew.
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  So, okay, so you're choosing mountains because you're taking.
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  I'm sick as a mom.
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  Wait, no, it's like, you want to hang out at the beach?
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  And you're like, no, there might be ogres in the mountains.
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  They're not even ogres.
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  They're just cannibals.
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  I'm sick.
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  No, I don't want to hang out at the beach.
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  there's no serial killers there.
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  I don't want to go where I can defeat the serial killers.
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  Ooh,
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  that was chilling.
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  That was,
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  Ooh,
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  Oh my God.
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  Did Rob zombie do that?
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  That was a really good dying sound you just made.
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  She was like,
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  yeah,
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  no,
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  no,
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  well,
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  that's that.
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  That's a legit answer.
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  Yeah.
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  You really thought it through.
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  Yeah.
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  I appreciate that.
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  I chose the mountains too for other reasons.
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  Really?
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  You chose mountains?
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  Remember?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  So because I love the view of like layered mountains and like if you had a house with
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  a big picture window or like a ceiling to floor window, looking out and seeing like
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  mountain vistas is so beautiful.
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  Gorgeous.
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  Absolutely.
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  Gorgeous.
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  Love it.
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  It's a tough question.
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  It's really a tough question, but beach.
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  Oh my God.
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  Well, one of us picks the beach and one of us picks the ocean and we always have.
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  And then we visit.
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  Yeah.
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  And there can be an ocean at the bottom of the mountains.
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  Yeah.
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  Some countries have that.
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  No, you come from the desert and you're like, oh my God, pink, amazing.
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  This is what's going on.
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  What's pink?
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  But also.
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  The desert.
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  The desert.
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  The sunset.
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  Yeah, sunset.
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  Desert sunset.
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  That's what's going on.
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  And then you're like, have you ever listened to true crime?
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  And you're like, it's kind of fucked up.
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  You know what Rob Zombie's going on?
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  I like to make all my decisions
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  based on what Rob Zombie
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  is doing. Rob Zombie
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  is going on.
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  Yeah. Also,
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  what's Rob Zombie doing?
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  I'm dying.
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  I think he is dying.
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  Oh, dear. Well, I mean,
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  he's pale as fuck.
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  Just look at him. He's like, I'm growing up my hair.
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  Is he in the public eye? How do you all know this?
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  Well, no, I mean, the last time I saw him, he looked like he was close to death.
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  And that was like 10 years ago.
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  So there's no way he's less close to death.
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  Right.
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  Well, maybe with new gene therapies.
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  Like that guy who had his own son's blood put into him.
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  Brian Johnson.
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  Yeah.
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  That guy is weird.
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  He does not.
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  It was like, oh, he looks 17.
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  I'm like, got news for you.
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  He doesn't.
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  He doesn't.
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  No, he looks like a 40 year old.
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  that's creepy and looks like he's made of wax.
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  What are we doing?
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  We're recording some stuff, Rob.
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  You want to jump in?
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  Rob.
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  Rob, sit down.
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  I'm going to have a seat, Rob.
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  Join us, won't you?
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  Do you like Rob Zombie?
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  Alex is very hands-on when she's drinking.
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  Yes, that's correct.
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  Is that on the record?
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  You're doing great.
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  Yep.
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  No, have a seat.
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  I'm watching.
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  I have a question for you.
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  Get the fuck out of the way.
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  Don't worry.
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  He was talking to a man just now.
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  All right, Rob.
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  Are you a Virgo whore?
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  I don't know what that means.
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  Are you a Virgo, comma, whore?
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  Are you a Virgo whore?
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  Are you a whore as a Virgo?
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  I am.
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  I'm a Leo.
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  You're the best.
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  Yeah, I appreciate that.
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  You're so sarcastic.
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  How do you know?
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  I like how a minute ago she was cocked back as they would punch him.
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  And now he's the best.
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  All right, Brian.
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  This is better than Howard Stern.
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  Am I right?
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  I know good So I want to see your ass Did you shave your ass shave your pubes Yes All right Okay Let me see Full frontal All right Let go Let see your lips Okay Okay
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  All right.
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  All right.
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  See your lips.
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  What do you mean,
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  Rob?
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  I don't know how she knows.
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  It's time to go.
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  Did she have a car?
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  I called.
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  She just decided it was time to go.
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  I called.
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  I called the Uber.
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  Good.
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  He's going to be here in nine minutes.
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  All right.
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  Cool.
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  That's wonderful.
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  All right.
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  We have nine minutes then.
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  To get to know the heart.
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  The real Rob.
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  Take off the layers.
• 17:49
  It's going to be a Douglas Douglas in eight minutes.
• 17:53
  Douglas Douglas in eight minutes.
• 17:56
  All right.
• 17:56
  Douglas Douglas Douglas Douglas.
• 17:58
  Okay.
• 17:59
  Yeah.
• 17:59
  Question.
• 18:00
  Yes.
• 18:01
  But you rather live in the mountains.
• 18:04
  That's literally my question.
• 18:07
  Mountains or ocean.
• 18:09
  Oh,
• 18:10
  ocean all day.
• 18:11
  Okay.
• 18:11
  All right.
• 18:12
  Yeah.
• 18:13
  Thank you.
• 18:14
  I agree.
• 18:14
  I agree.
• 18:16
  Is it because you're worried about Rob Zombie?
• 18:19
  No.
• 18:20
  Yeah.
• 18:21
  You have no,
• 18:22
  like,
• 18:22
  that's the dumbest damn thing.
• 18:24
  That's what Alex,
• 18:25
  Alex had a Rob Zombie related answer.
• 18:30
  She wanted to be in the mountains.
• 18:32
  Yeah.
• 18:34
  She wanted to be in the mountains.
• 18:36
  Yeah.
• 18:36
  Yeah.
• 18:36
  She would pick mountains and,
• 18:38
  uh,
• 18:39
  yeah.
• 18:40
  Rob Zombie was related to that.
• 18:42
  No,
• 18:42
  if,
• 18:44
  well,
• 18:45
  no,
• 18:45
  this is a,
• 18:46
  if I have a choice kind of thing,
• 18:48
  then I'm going to choose to be on the ocean.
• 18:51
  Yeah,
• 18:51
  of course.
• 18:51
  I mean,
• 18:52
  it's gorgeous and beautiful and like,
• 18:55
  yeah,
• 18:55
  you're leading the audience now.
• 18:57
  Yeah.
• 18:57
  No audience.
• 18:59
  Uh,
• 18:59
  you,
• 19:00
  you agree with me,
• 19:01
  right?
• 19:01
  Um,
• 19:02
  you remember you said,
• 19:03
  yeah,
• 19:03
  yeah.
• 19:04
  You all said ocean.
• 19:05
  It's the ocean is,
• 19:06
  it moves.
• 19:07
  It's beautiful.
• 19:08
  It's dynamic.
• 19:09
  It makes noise.
• 19:10
  Trees move in the mountains.
• 19:11
  It makes noise.
• 19:12
  Remember?
• 19:13
  No,
• 19:13
  no.
• 19:14
  Oh,
• 19:14
  it's silent mountains.
• 19:15
  silent mountains. That's interesting. If it's not silent mountains, then there's something
• 19:20
  wrong with your mountains. Oh, sorry. I didn't know. There's something wrong with your mountains,
• 19:25
  which sounds like a euphemism for like boobs. Your lovely lady lumps. Speaking of lovely lady
• 19:36
  lumps, Rob, what was your favorite part of the party? Well, there was a time where I didn't see
• 19:44
  Jenna for 11 minutes.
• 19:47
  That was
• 19:47
  probably
• 19:50
  the best 11 minutes of your life.
• 19:51
  It was pretty good. I was glad that I was
• 19:54
  at her house. I didn't see
• 19:56
  Jenna for 11 minutes. I didn't see
• 19:58
  for seven minutes.
• 19:59
  How do you know the time so specifically?
• 20:02
  Because I
• 20:03
  constantly look at my phone.
• 20:06
  I constantly
• 20:08
  do it. It can confirm.
• 20:09
  I don't have a smartwatch on,
• 20:11
  but every other second, it's like
• 20:13
  what is my phone got for me?
• 20:15
  Yeah.
• 20:16
  And it tells me the time.
• 20:18
  I imagine you looking at your phone.
• 20:19
  What do you got?
• 20:22
  What do you got for me?
• 20:23
  Hey,
• 20:24
  like a big cigar.
• 20:25
  Hey,
• 20:26
  what do you have me?
• 20:27
  Hey,
• 20:28
  the way that Jenna just did it,
• 20:30
  it was like a second chin.
• 20:31
  I don't,
• 20:32
  uh,
• 20:32
  I don't think it was a second gin situation.
• 20:35
  It was more or less like,
• 20:37
  uh,
• 20:37
  well,
• 20:37
  there's no way to do a cigar without it.
• 20:39
  Look,
• 20:39
  here's my phone.
• 20:42
  Jenna hasn't been here. I haven't seen
• 20:44
  Jennifer 11 minutes. Four
• 20:46
  minutes later, here's my phone.
• 20:48
  I'm the
• 20:49
  Oh, okay.
• 20:52
  Yeah.
• 20:53
  His last name
• 20:55
  for seven minutes.
• 20:59
  Bam. No
• 21:00
  one who lives here. I haven't
• 21:02
  seen them for seven
• 21:04
  11 minutes. So that was your favorite part
• 21:06
  of the party was that you
• 21:08
  felt like someone else's house
• 21:10
  I was expecting there to be dinner.
• 21:15
  Joe actually said that we were going to have to call,
• 21:19
  and I don't think I can say a ride share here.
• 21:24
  Joe,
• 21:25
  last names are,
• 21:26
  let me try to,
• 21:27
  let me try to work my way through this.
• 21:30
  Ride shared eats.
• 21:32
  I can't say eats,
• 21:34
  but the,
• 21:34
  you can say Uber.
• 21:36
  I don't know if I can say that.
• 21:37
  All right.
• 21:38
  They gave us the legal permission to say that.
• 21:41
  All right, so people who pick you up eats.
• 21:46
  Joe was talking about having to pick that up,
• 21:49
  and I was like, is there going to be no dinner?
• 21:51
  So I didn't have dinner before I came,
• 21:54
  and Joe, your brother, was talking about how he was going to have to call
• 21:58
  this people eats,
• 22:00
  and I was annoyed because that shit stuff ain't cheap.
• 22:06
  but then
• 22:08
  your husband he brought
• 22:10
  pizza and I had
• 22:12
  three or four slices
• 22:15
  and I had to
• 22:17
  stop myself because
• 22:18
  I know that if I kept going
• 22:21
  not that
• 22:23
  anyone was going to pay attention but it was
• 22:24
  embarrassing how much
• 22:27
  I can eat of that
• 22:29
  and I wanted to keep going but
• 22:31
  I had to stop myself
• 22:32
  so that's your favorite part of the party
• 22:34
  my favorite part of the party is that there was food
• 22:36
  is that there was pizza.
• 22:38
  It was good.
• 22:39
  Brooklyn style pizza.
• 22:41
  Yeah.
• 22:41
  I like that you stopped yourself at counterpoint.
• 22:44
  Are you familiar with Mel Robbins theory?
• 22:46
  Let them.
• 22:48
  No,
• 22:48
  I'm not.
• 22:49
  How about you explain that?
• 22:50
  Just eat.
• 22:52
  Yeah.
• 22:53
  You say it to yourself.
• 22:54
  Let me.
• 22:56
  What's the philosophy behind that?
• 23:00
  I don't know.
• 23:02
  I'll just let you know.
• 23:02
  I'll just let you know,
• 23:03
  Mel Robbins.
• 23:03
  So he just said,
• 23:04
  just eat.
• 23:05
  So like if if you're compelled to do something, just do it.
• 23:10
  No, I think I'm wrong.
• 23:12
  I think it's more about letting things go.
• 23:14
  Like if someone wants to do something that you don't want them to do,
• 23:16
  but you just accept that that's what they're going to do.
• 23:20
  I don't dwell on it.
• 23:22
  Yeah.
• 23:22
  And don't like it emotionally attached.
• 23:23
  Just like let them.
• 23:25
  Yeah.
• 23:26
  This is high thinking.
• 23:31
  If you're looking at someone who's just eating slices of pizza.
• 23:35
  Yeah.
• 23:35
  Yeah.
• 23:36
  I mean,
• 23:38
  wouldn't you rather when you're eating pizza,
• 23:41
  be looked at in a high thinking way?
• 23:42
  Yeah.
• 23:43
  I would rather not be thought at at all.
• 23:46
  Okay.
• 23:47
  Yeah.
• 23:47
  I guess I just want to,
• 23:49
  just like also don't look at me and don't think of me and shut up.
• 23:52
  You know what about my life is I would rather be not thought at at all.
• 24:00
  Yeah.
• 24:00
  Not perceived.
• 24:01
  Not perceived.
• 24:02
  I'd rather everything in my life,
• 24:05
  people look at me and they instantly forget.
• 24:08
  You know what I mean?
• 24:09
  I'd rather never be thought of Rob's here and then bam,
• 24:14
  I'm not going to think about him.
• 24:15
  I think,
• 24:16
  I think you are memorable,
• 24:19
  Rob.
• 24:20
  I actually don't plan's not working.
• 24:22
  Uh,
• 24:23
  it sucks.
• 24:24
  I was,
• 24:25
  uh,
• 24:25
  I was doing a thing recently where,
• 24:28
  uh,
• 24:29
  there was dominoes involved.
• 24:30
  It was an acting thing.
• 24:32
  and there was dominoes involved.
• 24:34
  Francis,
• 24:35
  what were you going to say?
• 24:35
  I said more pizza.
• 24:36
  More pizza,
• 24:37
  yeah.
• 24:37
  Oh,
• 24:38
  you don't know the story yet.
• 24:40
  And,
• 24:41
  uh,
• 24:42
  this is dominoes dry cleaning
• 24:43
  or dominoes the game.
• 24:45
  Okay,
• 24:45
  keep going.
• 24:46
  It was,
• 24:47
  uh,
• 24:48
  so I woke up at five in the morning
• 24:49
  and I haven't had breakfast
• 24:50
  and they ordered dominoes
• 24:52
  and I had four slices
• 24:54
  and I could have kept going,
• 24:56
  but I did not.
• 24:58
  Good job.
• 24:58
  You don't want to know why?
• 25:00
  Well,
• 25:00
  were they slint?
• 25:01
  slint like the no i picked the biggest pieces possible of the plate uh yeah like the thin crust
• 25:07
  no yeah like that that's real easy to eat a whole bunch of it was full on dominoes basically a
• 25:12
  tostada exactly it's like you could eat i could eat the whole thing it that that would be like
• 25:17
  no if i could describe it uh if you ever think of how much three-fourths of something is
• 25:23
  uh i these slices were three fourths i'm sorry uh there's eight uh slices in a pizza yeah i ate
• 25:35
  these slices were five eighths of a pizza okay so you ate five eighths of
• 25:43
  I eat five ways, but I ate five ways free to three times.
• 25:51
  Jesus Christ 15 We don do math on the party 24 You hate 1524 The way I looked at it was if I eat another slice the perception is going to be how many slices total did you eat
• 26:09
  I ate six slices total of I don't know if I can say the name of these people.
• 26:16
  Domino's.
• 26:18
  Domino's on Wednesday.
• 26:20
  So you had six slices total.
• 26:22
  Okay.
• 26:23
  I had three.
• 26:25
  I had four to begin with.
• 26:26
  and then I had two other. I don't care.
• 26:28
  I want it all together on the entire
• 26:30
  day. It was six. Okay.
• 26:32
  All right. That's not that's terrible.
• 26:34
  That's still less than a whole pizza.
• 26:36
  You're growing. It's like I felt like I was
• 26:38
  strengthening the stomach muscle
• 26:40
  like I can
• 26:42
  freaking do
• 26:44
  we're working it out. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:46
  You did nothing wrong. Pizza. If you didn't
• 26:48
  eat it, but people pizza wants to be
• 26:50
  eat it. Well, I don't
• 26:52
  want to make it a mistake
• 26:54
  here. I did eat it. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:56
  Yeah. Yeah. Well, good. No, I'm glad you did. Yeah. So I ate all those pieces.
• 27:02
  What was on the pizza? Yeah. I think you're missing the point. Well, I mean,
• 27:08
  like, no, it does matter. Like you're talking about like a volume of food. If
• 27:13
  there was a whole rotisserie chicken on one of them, then then yeah, then that
• 27:17
  makes it a little different. But if it's just cheese or if it's just pepperoni,
• 27:20
  then it's like transport us. What was on pizza?
• 27:26
  It's okay.
• 27:28
  I think the point is that I was hungry.
• 27:30
  No,
• 27:30
  no,
• 27:30
  we're agreeing.
• 27:32
  Yeah,
• 27:32
  we're happy.
• 27:32
  We're on your side here.
• 27:34
  I think it's frankly not enough.
• 27:36
  Yeah.
• 27:37
  Yeah.
• 27:37
  We're worried you were hungry that day.
• 27:39
  What was that?
• 27:40
  I think that,
• 27:40
  um,
• 27:42
  yeah,
• 27:43
  I could have eaten one Roses or chicken or,
• 27:47
  um,
• 27:48
  or I could have eaten six less of the dominoes.
• 27:52
  You chose well.
• 27:53
  Yeah.
• 27:54
  Yeah.
• 27:54
  I can see your phone lighting up.
• 27:58
  You want to make sure you're not abandoning your driver.
• 28:00
  Yeah.
• 28:02
  Your people delivery.
• 28:04
  I think it's Douglas arrived.
• 28:06
  Oh,
• 28:07
  Doug's arrived.
• 28:09
  He gonna be mad.
• 28:10
  Okay.
• 28:11
  All right.
• 28:11
  Bye.
• 28:12
  Bye.
• 28:12
  All right.
• 28:12
  Bye.
• 28:12
  Sober.
• 28:13
  Bye.
• 28:14
  Well,
• 28:14
  he's got to go.
• 28:18
  Okay.
• 28:18
  Sorry.
• 28:20
  Oh,
• 28:20
  it's a pole.
• 28:21
  It's a ball.
• 28:21
  bye
• 28:24
  bye Rob
• 28:26
  love you
• 28:27
  yeah
• 28:28
  yeah we don't shy away from the hard hitting
• 28:31
  journalism questions here do we
• 28:33
  we don't
• 28:34
  the audience what was on your pizza
• 28:37
  and
• 28:40
  would you rather have had a
• 28:43
  rotisserie chicken
• 28:44
  put it on the website so Jen I have an idea of how we can
• 28:47
  close this out oh okay let's do
• 28:49
  one bonus improv
• 28:51
  you want to?
• 28:53
  yeah, yeah, yeah
• 28:54
  let me use my thing to generate a random word
• 28:57
  ooh, this is exciting
• 29:00
  I know, it's illicit
• 29:01
  wow, where's Joe?
• 29:03
  Joe's not here
• 29:04
  he can't enjoy this
• 29:06
  that's true
• 29:07
  alright, here comes the random word
• 29:11
  Francis, can I get a suggestion?
• 29:13
  I have to clean this up
• 29:15
  oh no
• 29:16
  what kind of a generator?
• 29:19
  it's just, it's at Luminara
• 29:20
  And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 29:23
  Wait, what?
• 29:24
  What is your generator?
• 29:28
  Luminara?
• 29:29
  It's just putting together syllables.
• 29:33
  Maybe I'm putting maybe a random word that people know.
• 29:35
  Hold on.
• 29:37
  Lantern.
• 29:38
  I think it just called me an idiot.
• 29:40
  I think that if I Google Luminara, it's going to be lantern adjacent.
• 29:46
  Okay.
• 29:46
  All right.
• 29:46
  So lantern.
• 29:47
  Lantern.
• 29:48
  Okay.
• 29:48
  I don't know what lantern makes me think of.
• 29:51
  It makes me think of,
• 29:51
  um,
• 29:54
  there was a surprise right outside the window.
• 29:59
  Someone outside the window.
• 30:00
  Um,
• 30:03
  lantern makes me think of someone just like holding it up.
• 30:05
  Like,
• 30:05
  yeah,
• 30:06
  like the image of that.
• 30:07
  Yeah.
• 30:07
  The image of someone like holding it up.
• 30:09
  Um,
• 30:10
  and like maybe clutching,
• 30:13
  clutching their,
• 30:15
  uh,
• 30:18
  pearls.
• 30:18
  pearls or like I don't know no no they're like
• 30:20
  bedroom I don't know
• 30:24
  bedroom bedrooms are awkward
• 30:27
  pajamas
• 30:30
  like clutching them close
• 30:34
  to her that's what I'm like
• 30:36
  I don't know what bedroom was the word
• 30:38
  I like how you're leaning on pajamas
• 30:40
  wow okay
• 30:42
  that's interesting yeah
• 30:43
  you know in the movies when people have
• 30:46
  like a light source is like a scary movie or like a suspense movie or whatever.
• 30:49
  And it's always like going out when they need it most.
• 30:53
  Oh,
• 30:53
  of course.
• 30:53
  Yeah.
• 30:54
  That's such bullshit.
• 30:56
  I know.
• 30:56
  Just be reliable.
• 30:58
  Like what are the odds that you flashlight?
• 31:00
  It's like a car when someone's trying to get away and their car won't start until they
• 31:03
  have like two seconds.
• 31:03
  And then it starts at the last second.
• 31:05
  It's like,
• 31:05
  just start immediately,
• 31:07
  please.
• 31:07
  Don't write.
• 31:08
  It's not believable that your car's not starting.
• 31:10
  I have an old ass car and guess what?
• 31:12
  It starts.
• 31:15
  I know.
• 31:16
  and yeah that last second bullshit
• 31:19
  don't do that to me make it realistic
• 31:21
  that's why I thought if I ever made a horror movie I could do such a good
• 31:24
  horror movie because I wouldn't
• 31:26
  it's like someone be like
• 31:27
  and then like
• 31:29
  immediately after that I'd be like oh it's fine
• 31:31
  yeah yeah exactly and then the killer
• 31:34
  would be like running after them and it'd be like
• 31:36
  no you're still so far away
• 31:37
  I had so much time left yeah but they have
• 31:39
  Heelys and they click the wheels
• 31:41
  oh my god
• 31:45
  A serial killer for any of these.
• 31:52
  Oh, that is so good.
• 31:55
  Thank you.
• 31:56
  Oh.
• 31:58
  I think we just.
• 31:59
  Yeah.
• 32:00
  The next great serial killer.
• 32:02
  Yeah.
• 32:03
  It's never been done.
• 32:04
  Oh.
• 32:07
  And now, improv.
• 32:15
  Beth, Beth, come in and lock the door.
• 32:19
  Oh my God, what's happening?
• 32:20
  Oh my God, we're being chased.
• 32:21
  Oh my God.
• 32:21
  I know, I think he's going to kill us.
• 32:23
  Oh no, no, no, no.
• 32:24
  Yes.
• 32:24
  No.
• 32:25
  Beth, I love you, just know that.
• 32:26
  I love you too, oh my God.
• 32:29
  Open this door.
• 32:31
  No.
• 32:32
  No.
• 32:33
  Why are you doing this?
• 32:34
  Why?
• 32:35
  Huh, actually, I have an app on my phone that unlocks doors.
• 32:39
  I got this.
• 32:41
  No.
• 32:42
  What?
• 32:42
  No.
• 32:43
  How'd you get this?
• 32:44
  Shut up.
• 32:45
  Click.
• 32:46
  I locked it again.
• 32:48
  Wait.
• 32:52
  No.
• 32:53
  No.
• 32:54
  No.
• 32:54
  What is happening?
• 32:59
  No.
• 33:00
  Serial killer.
• 33:01
  No.
• 33:05
  No.
• 33:07
  Yes.
• 33:09
  No.
• 33:10
  We're in the closet.
• 33:11
  Come on.
• 33:12
  I found a back staircase in here.
• 33:13
  Okay.
• 33:13
  Okay.
• 33:14
  Oh, my God.
• 33:15
  Oh, thank God.
• 33:16
  Oh, oh.
• 33:17
  Oh, my God.
• 33:17
  Get out of here.
• 33:19
  Oh, my God.
• 33:21
  What's this?
• 33:22
  What?
• 33:22
  What is it?
• 33:23
  There's an air tag on me.
• 33:24
  No.
• 33:25
  What the hell?
• 33:26
  You've been tracked?
• 33:26
  You've been tracked?
• 33:27
  Yeah, I have air tag.
• 33:29
  What?
• 33:30
  Oh, my God.
• 33:30
  Where's that voice coming from?
• 33:32
  The serial killer uses technology?
• 33:34
  Serial killer.
• 33:35
  What?
• 33:36
  You utilize technology?
• 33:39
  Yeah.
• 33:39
  You've been tracking us?
• 33:40
  Yeah.
• 33:41
  App savvy.
• 33:41
  You're going to die, bitch.
• 33:43
  Oh, oh.
• 33:44
  Oh, no.
• 33:44
  Oh, please don't call us that.
• 33:46
  Yeah, please.
• 33:47
  We're really sensitive to that.
• 33:48
  Yeah.
• 33:48
  That's like not a cool term.
• 33:50
  Third wave.
• 33:53
  My bad.
• 33:54
  Prepare to die tonight.
• 33:57
  No.
• 33:58
  Keep running.
• 34:00
  Get in my car.
• 34:01
  Get in my car.
• 34:02
  Oh, my God.
• 34:02
  Oh, thank God.
• 34:04
  Lock the door.
• 34:05
  Oh, you had a hatchback.
• 34:06
  I love that.
• 34:07
  Oh, yeah.
• 34:07
  Yeah.
• 34:08
  They don't.
• 34:08
  Yeah.
• 34:08
  Thanks.
• 34:09
  Thanks for saying that.
• 34:10
  Oh, I'm going to start the car.
• 34:11
  He's coming.
• 34:11
  Oh, okay.
• 34:12
  Oh my God.
• 34:15
  What the hell?
• 34:18
  Wait,
• 34:19
  start your car.
• 34:23
  This never happened.
• 34:26
  I took the battery out because I went to mechanic school.
• 34:31
  You're outside the window.
• 34:33
  Mechanic school.
• 34:34
  God,
• 34:35
  he's thought of everything.
• 34:36
  What do we do?
• 34:37
  I don't want to die in my car.
• 34:38
  No,
• 34:38
  no,
• 34:38
  it's okay.
• 34:39
  It's okay.
• 34:40
  My hot air balloon is over here.
• 34:41
  Thank God.
• 34:42
  I'm getting
• 34:43
  Let's run.
• 34:45
  Get into the wicker.
• 34:46
  Okay.
• 34:48
  It's cold.
• 34:49
  It crackles.
• 34:50
  I'm sorry.
• 34:50
  It's wicker.
• 34:51
  Don't apologize.
• 34:53
  You're saving our lives.
• 34:54
  Okay.
• 34:54
  Ready?
• 34:57
  We're getting away.
• 34:58
  Wait.
• 35:00
  Oh, no.
• 35:02
  Wait.
• 35:02
  He's attached to the basket.
• 35:05
  That's right.
• 35:08
  Via technology.
• 35:13
  No.
• 35:23
  What do we do?
• 35:24
  No, I don't know.
• 35:25
  The views are so beautiful.
• 35:27
  He's holding up an iPad.
• 35:28
  He's holding onto the basket with one hand, and he's got an iPad in the other.
• 35:32
  Incredible core strength.
• 35:34
  And he's going, technology.
• 35:40
  I'm going to kick him.
• 35:41
  Do it.
• 35:42
  Kick him.
• 35:43
  Oh, thank God.
• 35:46
  Oh, thank God.
• 35:47
  Oh, thank God he's falling.
• 35:49
  Thank God.
• 35:49
  We're safe.
• 35:49
  We're safe.
• 35:50
  Wait.
• 35:51
  What's that?
• 35:52
  What?
• 35:55
  Oh, no.
• 35:56
  Oh, no.
• 35:58
  It's a drone, bitch.
• 36:01
  No.
• 36:04
  And scene.
• 36:05
  Scene.
• 36:07
  That's the first time I've ever said that.
• 36:11
  That was delightful.
• 36:13
  Oh my god.
• 36:15
  Wow.
• 36:15
  I can't wait for Joe to hear this.
• 36:19
  This is what you guys are doing.
• 36:21
  Oh.
• 36:22
  It's what you do when I'm not here.
• 36:24
  Well now we know how to survive a I like how we I like how you referred to him as serial killer well i feel like more people should be uh referred to by whatever their main thing is
• 36:39
  um we should just like announce it yeah so like your friends are like hey improv
• 36:45
  improviser no
• 36:49
  yeah like they're still telling me no
• 36:53
  no no improviser no
• 36:57
  yeah that's great yeah well john i just want to say
• 37:01
  yeah this was fantastic i agree host thank you
• 37:05
  i appreciate that of course and the music i was trying
• 37:09
  to shazam like everything it was really good right i think i did a good job with
• 37:13
  curating party play list your playlist i will
• 37:15
  I will share it.
• 37:16
  Maybe the audience would like to see it.
• 37:19
  Ooh,
• 37:20
  audience,
• 37:21
  uh,
• 37:22
  go to very fine friends.com or at very fine friends on all social media.
• 37:27
  And then yes,
• 37:29
  I don't know.
• 37:30
  Find it there.
• 37:31
  Find it.
• 37:31
  Yeah,
• 37:31
  it'll be,
• 37:32
  I'll make it public.
• 37:33
  Maybe I'll make it very fine friends party playlist.
• 37:37
  Oh,
• 37:37
  you would love you guys.
• 37:37
  I'm telling you'd love it.
• 37:38
  It was a good,
• 37:39
  it was a good playlist.
• 37:40
  Yeah,
• 37:40
  it did its job.
• 37:42
  And they,
• 37:42
  and our audience was here in spirit.
• 37:44
  Oh yeah.
• 37:45
  Oh, you're kidding?
• 37:46
  I felt the sizzlers all over the place.
• 37:48
  Oh, yeah.
• 37:49
  Me too.
• 37:50
  Big time.
• 37:51
  Big time sizzlers.
• 37:53
  Oh, yeah.
• 37:54
  Yeah.
• 37:55
  Well.
• 37:56
  All right.
• 37:57
  Well, it was a great party.
• 37:58
  Until next time.
• 38:00
  Bye.
• 38:08
  We're going to have to delete all this where I'm stuttering and sounding very stupid.
• 38:15
  Thank you.