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- 0:00Speaker 1: CHAPTER I. HOW CANDIDE WAS BROUGHT UP IN A MAGNIFICENT CASTLE,
- 0:13Speaker 1: AND HOW HE WAS EXPELLED THENCE. In a castle of Westphalia,
- 0:19Speaker 1: belonging to the baron of Thunderton Tronk, lived a youth
- 0:24Speaker 1: whom nature had endowed with the most gentle manners His
- 0:28Speaker 1: countenance was a true picture of his soul. He combined
- 0:32Speaker 1: a true judgment with simplicity of spirit, which was the reason,
- 0:36Speaker 1: I apprehend, of his being called Candide. The old servants
- 0:41Speaker 1: of the family suspected him to have been the son
- 0:44Speaker 1: of the Baron's sister, by a good, honest gentleman of
- 0:47Speaker 1: the neighborhood, whom that young lady would never marry, because
- 0:52Speaker 1: he had been able to prove only seventy-one quarterings, the
- 0:57Speaker 1: rest of his genealogical tree having been lost through the
- 1:00Speaker 1: injuries of time. The baron was one of the most
- 1:05Speaker 1: powerful lords in Westphalia, for his castle had not only
- 1:09Speaker 1: a gate, but windows. His great hall even was hung
- 1:14Speaker 1: with tapestry. All the dogs of his farmyards formed a
- 1:18Speaker 1: pack of hounds at need. His grooms were his huntsmen,
- 1:22Speaker 1: and the curate of the village was his grand almoner.
- 1:26Speaker 1: THEY CALLED HIM MY LORD AND LAUGHED AT ALL HIS STORIES.
- 1:31Speaker 1: THE BARON'S LADY WEIGHED ABOUT THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS,
- 1:35Speaker 1: AND WAS THEREFORE A PERSON OF GREAT CONSIDERATION, AND SHE
- 1:40Speaker 1: DID THE HONORS OF THE HOUSE WITH A DIGNITY THAT
- 1:43Speaker 1: COMMANDED STILL GREATER RESPECT. HER DAUGHTER, CUNNAGONDA, WAS SEVENTEEN YEARS
- 1:49Speaker 1: OF AGE, FRESH-COLORED, COMELY, PLUMP, AND DESIRABLE, The baron's son
- 1:56Speaker 1: seemed to be in every respect worthy of his father.
- 2:00Speaker 1: The preceptor, Pangloss, was the oracle of the family, and
- 2:04Speaker 1: little Candide heard his lessons with all the good faith
- 2:08Speaker 1: of his age and character. Pangloss was professor of metaphysico-theologico-cosmologology.
- 2:18Speaker 1: He proved admirably that there is no effect without a cause,
- 2:23Speaker 1: and that, in this best of all possible worlds the
- 2:27Speaker 1: baron's castle was the most magnificent of castles and his
- 2:32Speaker 1: lady the best of all possible baronesses it is demonstrable
- 2:38Speaker 1: said he that.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Things cannot be otherwise than as they are for all
- 2:45Speaker 2: being created for an end all is necessarily for the
- 2:50Speaker 2: best end observe that the nose has been formed to.
- 2:55Speaker 3: Bear spectacles thus we have spectacles legs are visibly designed
- 3:04Speaker 3: for stockings and we have stockings stones were made to
- 3:10Speaker 3: be hewn and to construct castles therefore my lord has
- 3:17Speaker 3: a magnificent castle for the greatest baron in the province
- 3:22Speaker 3: ought to be the best lodged pigs were made to
- 3:28Speaker 3: be eaten therefore we eat pork all the year round
- 3:33Speaker 3: consequently they who assert that all is well have said
- 3:38Speaker 3: a foolish thing they should have said all is for
- 3:43Speaker 3: the best candide listened attentively and believed innocently for he
- 3:50Speaker 3: thought miss cunegonde extremely beautiful though he never had the
- 3:54Speaker 3: courage to tell her so he concluded that after the
- 3:58Speaker 3: happiness of being born of Baron of Thundertontronk, the second
- 4:03Speaker 3: degree of happiness was to be Miss Cunegonda, the third
- 4:08Speaker 3: that of seeing her every day, and the fourth that
- 4:12Speaker 3: of hearing Master Pangloss.
- 4:14Speaker 1: The greatest philosopher of the whole province, and consequently of
- 4:19Speaker 1: the whole world. One day, Cunegonda, while walking near the castle,
- 4:26Speaker 1: in a little wood which they called a park saw
- 4:29Speaker 1: between the bushes dr pangloss giving a lesson in experimental
- 4:35Speaker 1: natural philosophy to her mother's chambermaid a little brown wench
- 4:41Speaker 1: very pretty and very docile as miss cunegonde had a
- 4:47Speaker 1: great disposition for the sciences she breathlessly observed the repeated
- 4:52Speaker 1: experiments of which she was a witness. She clearly perceived
- 4:58Speaker 1: the force of the doctor's reasons, the effects, and the causes.
- 5:05Speaker 1: She turned back greatly flurried, quite pensive, and filled with
- 5:10Speaker 1: the desire to be learned, dreaming that she might well
- 5:15Speaker 1: be a sufficient reason for young Candide, and he for
- 5:21Speaker 1: her She met Candide on reaching the castle and blushed.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Candide blushed also. She wished him good morrow in a
- 5:30Speaker 1: faltering tone, and Candide spoke to her without knowing what
- 5:35Speaker 1: he said. The next day after dinner they went from table.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Cunegonda and Candide found themselves behind a screen. Cunegonda let
- 5:45Speaker 1: fall her handkerchief. Candide picked it up. She took him
- 5:50Speaker 1: innocently by the hand. The youth as innocently kissed the
- 5:54Speaker 1: young lady's hand with particular vivacity, sensibility, and grace. Their
- 6:01Speaker 1: lips met, their eyes sparkled, their knees trembled, their hands strayed.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Baron Thunderton Trunk passed near the scene, and beholding this
- 6:14Speaker 1: cause and effect, chased Candide from the castle with great
- 6:19Speaker 1: kicks on the backside. Cunegonda fainted away, and she was
- 6:23Speaker 1: boxed on the ears by the Baroness as soon as
- 6:26Speaker 1: she came to herself, and all was consternation in this
- 6:31Speaker 1: most magnificent and most agreeable of all possible castles.