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FULL SHOW: Who Let Mogey In Here? · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big.
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Speaker 1: Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Oh, g'day you mad bastards. It's great to have your
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Speaker 3: company this Monday afternoon. It is the 7th of September, 2026.
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Speaker 3: What a weekend, eh, fellas? What a stallion across the
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Speaker 3: desk from me. Old Mogi, how's life?
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Speaker 5: You're pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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Speaker 5: a bee. What a hell of a weekend it was.
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Speaker 5: There was a hell of a lot on, not least
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Speaker 5: of all Father's Day, Jase. Yes. Big kaha to you
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Speaker 5: for all the service you've done in that area. You've
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Speaker 5: been hard at work for many a decade. Child after
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Speaker 5: child after child after child. It's not easy. Thanks, mate.
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Speaker 5: You get up and you do it day in, day out. Keezy,
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Speaker 5: of course, brother, you're not quite there yet, man. One
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Speaker 5: on the way, though. Little birdie tells me. Tweeting on
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Speaker 5: the shoulder. This time next year, you'll be in the
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Speaker 5: cool club with old Moby and Hoodie J, man. How
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Speaker 5: you doing, brother? Yeah, good.
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Speaker 4: Still not pregnant. So don't know what you guys are
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Speaker 4: talking about.
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Speaker 5: Jeez, it would have been a hell of a weekend
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Speaker 5: if you were pregnant.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Hey, old Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Hey. Yeah, because here you are having.
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Speaker 4: Guys, I'm hungover still, all right? So if we could
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Speaker 4: just have a chill one. Is that like a thing
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Speaker 4: we do? Like a big Monday chill? Come on, Keezy, man.
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Speaker 4: We've got to get the weekend off to a rip-roaring start.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, man.
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Speaker 5: You're just going to have to fake it, man, for
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Speaker 5: three minutes at a time. How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
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Speaker 6: Backbone.
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Speaker 3: Backbone.
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Speaker 4: My wife.
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Speaker 3: How are you, Jase?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, good, thanks.
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Speaker 3: Can't complain. Big weekend, as Mokey said, Father's Day yesterday. No,
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Speaker 3: bloody good. I can't complain at all. Really stoked to
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Speaker 3: be back at work, though, on a Monday afternoon, you know,
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Speaker 3: talking to all the backbones out there. Bloody oath.
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Speaker 4: We've got a good show coming up as well, fellas.
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Speaker 4: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mokey?
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Speaker 5: Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
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Speaker 5: for Would You Rather. It's Wazzle Cars, Keezy.
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Speaker 7: Ah.
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Speaker 5: Wazzle Cars, man.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you talk about grand final or Bathurst.
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Speaker 5: That's right. Listen out for the cue to call later
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Speaker 5: in the show and get yourself in the draw to
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Speaker 5: win one of those incredible prizes. Yeah, feels. Also, over
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Speaker 5: the weekend, I went out to the Warriors there and
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Speaker 5: I did my first ever commentary of a Warriors game.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 5: Jeez, it was exciting stuff. We'll get into that after
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Speaker 5: five o'clock. And coming up next, Chase, you and I
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Speaker 5: are going to dissect Our Father's Day a little bit.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Judge, if you will.
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Speaker 5: Yes, Keezy had a shocker from the sounds of it.
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Speaker 5: Because he isn't a father yet, but he is a son.
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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? He is a son. And
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Speaker 5: from the sounds of things, he could have done better.
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Speaker 4: You can always do better, fellas, but as long as
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Speaker 4: you're doing your best, your very best at the time.
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Speaker 5: At the time.
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Speaker 4: At the time. With what you've got, that's all G.
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Speaker 3: Here's friends for a man.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock and a
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Speaker 3: massive day yesterday for a lot of fathers out there, Mogi.
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Speaker 3: Old Father's Day.
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Speaker 5: It's a good name for it, isn't it?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
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Speaker 4: Father's Day.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Doesn't leave anything to the imagination there. It's all about fathers.
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Speaker 5: It is. I'm surprised that they don't have songs. You know,
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Speaker 5: theme songs. They have it for Christmas and that. Nothing
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Speaker 5: for Father's Day, Keezy. Yeah, it's true.
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Speaker 9: I mean, you could play like Father and Son or something.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that sort of rules out all the daughters.
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Speaker 5: That's a bit sexist, Keezy. You can't do that, man.
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Speaker 5: That's a good point. That's a shocker to hear from you.
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Speaker 5: It's a good day for me, man. I woke up.
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Speaker 3: Well, that is a good day.
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Speaker 5: Any day above ground, Keezy, that's what they say. Any
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Speaker 5: day above ground, brother, that's a good day, all right?
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Speaker 5: I don't know about you, Hoodie J, but I still
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Speaker 5: put my boots on one at a time.
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Speaker 4: Your Ugg boots.
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Speaker 5: Anyway, so I wake up in the morning. My wife's
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Speaker 5: already gotten up out of bed. I'm thinking to myself,
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Speaker 5: you beauty. Here comes a cup of coffee and a croissant.
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Speaker 5: There I can hear my daughter playing with my sister-in-law
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Speaker 5: and my mother-in-law who are there for the weekend. Anyway,
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Speaker 5: I'm lying there for about two and a half hours
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Speaker 5: and I think to myself, you know what, I'll just
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Speaker 5: get up. Yes. And I go out there into the
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Speaker 5: lounge there and they've started watching a replay of the rugby.
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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, is this on?
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Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: Far out.
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Speaker 5: I was like, is this on already? They said, oh,
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Speaker 5: I thought you'd have a sleep in. It's like, I've
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Speaker 5: been awake for hours. Just thought you guys would bring
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Speaker 5: me in a coffee and that. All good, all good. Anyway,
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Speaker 5: they paused it reluctantly and got me my presents. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Which was nice. It was a card. And so my
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Speaker 5: wife does a really good job, and my daughter. They
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Speaker 5: do a card, you know, with a really nice message
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Speaker 5: in it. And then sort of some vouchers, some vouchery
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Speaker 5: type things. And one was for a 12-week parenting course,
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Speaker 5: just for me. Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's... And had they made that, or was it
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Speaker 4: like a real voucher?
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Speaker 5: It was a real voucher.
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Speaker 3: Oh, for real.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: So I've got to start... not got to, I get
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Speaker 5: to start that course next week. Oh, how good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: How many nights a week is that?
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Speaker 5: Five.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: So I go home from this and that's three hours.
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Speaker 5: Just online, though, so it's easier.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's good.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Seven years in about time.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, nice. So that's really good. So I was really
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Speaker 5: happy to have that. But what sort of let it
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Speaker 5: down a little bit was my daughter, she decided to
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Speaker 5: get sick. yesterday.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, classic.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, had a flu.
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Speaker 4: Well, hang on.
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Speaker 5: Coughing all over me and all that.
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Speaker 4: She didn't decide to. I mean, sickness by chance, you
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Speaker 4: know what I mean?
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Speaker 5: It's not a... It's all about them for kids, isn't it?
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Speaker 5: I'll put it to you this way, Keezy. It's a
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Speaker 5: hell of a coincidence, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So hang on. No, it is a coincidence. Are you
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Speaker 4: suggesting that she intentionally got sick to.
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Speaker 5: Take care of Keezy? Keezy, how many kids have you got? Zero.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: How was your Father's Day, Jase?
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Speaker 3: Well, I was about to get into it, but then
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Speaker 3: you just very, very rudely pressed play on Soundgarden.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 8: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: The Hive's there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time, 25 minutes past 4 o'clock. We're
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Speaker 3: talking Father's Day. I don't know if you fellas know this,
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Speaker 3: but I've been a father for a while now.
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Speaker 5: That's so true, man. I reckon you were born a father. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: You just got that vibe about you, you know?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the sort of kind of authority figure. Yes.
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Speaker 1: The leader.
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Speaker 3: All that sort of jazz.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what a father is, eh?
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But, you know, you'll find, Mogi, as the years go on,
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Speaker 3: of course, Father's Day evolves.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 3: I've got so much to learn from you. Oh, look,
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Speaker 3: any time you want to suckle upon the buzzy of
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Speaker 3: Hoodie J, you're most welcome to tuck in there.
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Speaker 5: Appreciate that, man.
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Speaker 4: Is that, like, knowledge-wise?
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Speaker 3: Well, yes. He can make it whatever he wants, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: So I woke up. crack of dawn there and rolled
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Speaker 3: over for a nice little morning spoon. Then I was like, oh,
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Speaker 3: hang on, what's going on here?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: My wife's not there. She's gone. Oh, what? And I'm like, oh,
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Speaker 3: she must be out like you. Yes. Out there making
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Speaker 3: me my morning coffee there and maybe, you know, some
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Speaker 3: hot toast or something like that.
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Speaker 4: Some hot toast.
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Speaker 5: Hot toast is the best. Have you tried that, Keezy? Well, yeah,
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Speaker 5: on a special occasion.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, hot toast.
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Speaker 3: It is a special occasion.
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Speaker 5: Because it's Father's Day. You're not listening.
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Speaker 3: Oh, come on, man. Pull yourself together, Keezy.
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Speaker 5: I'm trying.
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Speaker 3: So I go out to the kitchen because I can't
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Speaker 3: hear anything. And I'm going, oh, that's weird.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 3: And my phone's plugged in the kitchen out there. And
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Speaker 3: I go on my phone. I've got a message from
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Speaker 3: my wife just meeting her mate for breakfast.
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Speaker 5: Oh, right.
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Speaker 4: Oh, wow, that sucks on Father's Day.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh. Okay. And I was like, oh,
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Speaker 3: I didn't realize you were doing that. She said, I
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Speaker 3: told you. Oh, wow. And I went, oh, okay. So
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Speaker 3: I went to make myself a coffee. Stove top there, Mogi,
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Speaker 3: as I do.
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Speaker 5: Do you burn it?
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Speaker 3: No coffee.
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Speaker 5: No coffee there.
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Speaker 3: No coffee at all. And I'm like.
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Speaker 5: Is there anything worse? Is there anything?
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Speaker 3: No, there's not.
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Speaker 4: When you go to use the hand soap dispenser and
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Speaker 4: there's no soap in it.
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Speaker 5: Not even close. Not even on the same planet, Keezy.
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Speaker 5: It's different worlds. It's worlds apart.
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Speaker 3: Pull yourself together, Keezy, for God's sake.
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Speaker 4: I'm having a crack.
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, effing and jeffing.
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Speaker 5: Rightfully so.
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Speaker 3: So I have to go and walk to the supermarket,
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Speaker 3: don't I? And I'm halfway to the supermarket, starts pissing
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Speaker 3: with rain. Did I take my umbrella? No, because my
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Speaker 3: wife had it. So I get drenched in rain.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Dredged in rain.
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Speaker 5: Are you listening?
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Speaker 3: Come on, man.
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Speaker 5: What is up with you today?
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Speaker 3: Get to the supermarket, get all the stuff I need,
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Speaker 3: and get home.
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Speaker 5: Which was just coffee, wasn't it?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just coffee.
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Speaker 5: And an umbrella.
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Speaker 3: I did buy another umbrella. We need two, clearly. Get home,
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Speaker 3: make myself a coffee, and then I'm sitting on the
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Speaker 3: couch going, oh.
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Speaker 4: Were you twiddling your thumbs?
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Speaker 3: Oh, a little bit. I was doing the thing I
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Speaker 3: do where I had my hands clasped behind my back
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Speaker 3: and I was just looking out the window out in
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Speaker 3: the street there and the violence and chaos and pissing around.
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Speaker 3: And then it was about mid-morning. I get another message
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Speaker 3: from my wife. Hey, we've decided to go to X
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Speaker 3: and X. And I went, oh, okay. Oh, gee.
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Speaker 5: Without making a day of it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, since they got together, you know, and I
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Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, that's all cool. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Any chance I could tag along, did you ask?
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Speaker 3: Oh, no, I didn't want to get in the way.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It wasn't about me, Mogi.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
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Speaker 4: It's just because it's Father's Day, Jason.
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Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I don't want to make
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Speaker 3: a big deal about it, Keezy.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, true.
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Speaker 3: So then it's 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock. My youngest daughter's
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Speaker 3: still at home.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, right. What's she doing? She's asleep.
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Speaker 3: Gets up at about 1, comes out, and I'm like,
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Speaker 3: Good morning. Oh, no, good afternoon, youngster. How are you
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Speaker 3: going this fine day?
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Speaker 4: What did she say?
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Speaker 3: She went, oh, whatever, Dad. Right. And then she went
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Speaker 3: and had a shower. Yeah. And then she got changed
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Speaker 3: and came out, and I was like, so what are
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Speaker 3: you up to today then, eh? And she said, I
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Speaker 3: was going to meet my boyfriend in town. And I
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Speaker 3: was like, oh, okay, indeed.
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Speaker 4: Did you ask to tag along?
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Speaker 5: Come on, man. Do you know how uncool that would be, Keezy?
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Speaker 3: I've never been so close to slapping you.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 8: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
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Speaker 8: One weekend of a lifetime.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Wazzle Cars. It's up to you, New Zealand.
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Speaker 3: Both amazing prizes. So it's your call, really.
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Speaker 4: Certainly is, Jase. Bathurst or the Grand Final, NRL, both
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Speaker 4: are put on by Boys Trip, which means everything's taken
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Speaker 4: care of. You've got your flights taken care of, your accommodation.
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Speaker 4: If you go to Bathurst, you've got shuttles to and
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Speaker 4: from the racetrack for both Saturday and Sunday. And if
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Speaker 4: you choose the Grand Final, you've got a day at
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Speaker 4: the Renwick Races the day before, where you'll peak way
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Speaker 4: too early.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, carry on.
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Speaker 4: No, you guys just take over.
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Speaker 3: No, that's good.
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Speaker 4: That's good, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: You do this great stuff. Well, it's an amazing prize
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Speaker 3: either way, whichever direction you go in. It doesn't matter which.
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Speaker 5: Way you go.
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Speaker 3: No, totally. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Lisa.
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Speaker 3: How's life? Lisa?
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Speaker 4: Oh, the phone lines?
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 5: Here you go.
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Speaker 3: Hello, Lisa.
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Speaker 1: Up the waz.
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Speaker 3: Up the waz. Up the waz. How's your day going, Lisa? Well,
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Speaker 3: I just got home from work, so it's going okay. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust?
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Speaker 6: Oh, service, customer service.
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Speaker 3: Oh, backbone. And tell me, Lisa, massive weekend, was it,
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Speaker 3: or was it pretty chill? Oh, it was a pretty full-on,
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Speaker 3: that was an intense game, I have to say.
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Speaker 5: Oh, it was. It was. One point victory there.
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Speaker 3: We won.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, she was pretty tense. Got the victory in the end,
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Speaker 5: but a few issues going into finals there, Lisa, don't
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Speaker 5: you reckon? Holy heck.
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Speaker 3: We'll see. Well, I'm picking, Lisa. You're going to opt
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Speaker 3: for the WARS or the NRL grand final. Yes? Opt
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Speaker 3: the WARS grand final, 100%.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, mate.
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Speaker 5: Lock it in.
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Speaker 3: Stay on the line there, Lisa, and I'll look after you.
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Speaker 3: Let's go to Dave. G'day, Dave, you mad bastard. How's life?
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Speaker 2: Oh, really good, thanks, guys. How are you?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks. Mate, you sound like you had a
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Speaker 3: massive weekend, Dave.
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Speaker 2: No, I had a quiet weekend with my kids over
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Speaker 2: the weekend, mate.
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Speaker 3: Oh, big one. Yeah, good on you.
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Speaker 2: My boys' final football game of the season on Saturday.
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Speaker 5: There they go.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so much fun, man.
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Speaker 4: Did he win?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: A lot of.
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Speaker 5: Times they say, you know, it doesn't matter if he
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Speaker 5: won or not, it's whether he had fun, but that's rubbish,
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Speaker 5: isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Absolute rubbish, yeah. Super competitive even at nine years old.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Victory's the only way, man.
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Speaker 5: Totally.
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Speaker 3: Tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crust?
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Speaker 6: I work in a niche field, mate, legal metrology. So
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Speaker 6: we make sure petrol pumps and weigh bridges and all
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Speaker 6: sorts of weighing and measuring equipment are accurate for purpose.
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Speaker 5: As if we didn't know that, man.
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Speaker 3: You didn't have to explain it so much, Dave.
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Speaker 4: I mean, we know all about it.
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Speaker 3: We're not deer brains.
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Speaker 4: Meteorology.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was mansplaining, bro.
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Speaker 3: No, that's all good, mate. What are you looking at?
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Speaker 3: The NRL Grand Final or Bathurst?
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Speaker 6: Massively torn, man, because I know the Wives are going
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Speaker 6: to be in the final.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: But I'm going to go with Bathurst, please.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. I like it. Stay on the line,
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Speaker 3: old pugs. We'll take care of you, mate.
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Speaker 6: Cheers, guys.
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Speaker 5: Thanks, mate. It's not easy, is it? It's not easy.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 5: Big decision.
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's not for me.
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Speaker 4: What would you choose, Bathurst?
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Speaker 3: No, the Waz, man. What are you?
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Speaker 1: Keezy.
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Speaker 4: Did you watch the game?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I did watch the game.
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Speaker 4: Who did we play?
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Speaker 3: Who did we play? I can't even remember. But we
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Speaker 3: did win by one point.
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Speaker 4: It was messy.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you saw the score.
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Speaker 3: Oh, Manly, wasn't it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Manly. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: This guy gets it.
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Speaker 3: I just couldn't remember, you know. It was like Friday,
15:14
Speaker 3: wasn't it? It was bloody days ago, Keezy.
15:16
Speaker 5: Keezy remembers it really clearly because he was away on
15:19
Speaker 5: his boys' trip. What was the score at halftime, Keezy?
15:25
Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
15:29
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. You too there on the Radio Hauraki Big
15:32
Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly 10 minutes
15:37
Speaker 3: to 5 o'clock. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly
15:44
Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue. Yes. Yeah.
15:50
Speaker 5: That's right. I'm still watching Alone, fellas. That's all I've got.
15:54
Speaker 5: That's all I've got. I have the end of season
15:57
Speaker 5: one tonight to talk about tomorrow, so you're just going
15:59
Speaker 5: to have to bear with me. All right?
16:03
Speaker 2: Alone.
16:03
Speaker 5: There's no point haranguing me. About what I've been watching,
16:08
Speaker 5: because I haven't been watching anything except for that one show.
16:12
Speaker 3: Today on Samsung TV, I watched the Darjeeling Limited.
16:19
Speaker 5: Darjeeling Limited.
16:20
Speaker 3: Darjeeling. with Owen Wilson, Adrian Brophy and Jason Swartzman. The
16:29
Speaker 3: plot follows three estranged brothers who agree to meet in
16:32
Speaker 3: India a year after their father's funeral for a spiritual
16:37
Speaker 3: journey aboard a luxury train. Directed by Wes Anderson.
16:45
Speaker 4: Pretty funny.
16:46
Speaker 3: Pretty funny. Good chemistry. between the three of those actors there,
16:50
Speaker 3: and it's just one of those sort of ludicrous kind
16:53
Speaker 3: of films, and it would be very good fun filming it,
16:55
Speaker 3: I imagine. Yes. I think the fellas had a bloody
16:57
Speaker 3: good time. I mean, it's silly, it's stupid, and I
17:00
Speaker 3: enjoyed it a lot. I'll give it a solid three
17:04
Speaker 3: buzzies out of five.
17:05
Speaker 5: Wow.
17:06
Speaker 4: The Darjeeling Limited.
17:07
Speaker 5: The Darjeeling Limited.
17:09
Speaker 1: And that's available.
17:10
Speaker 4: randomly on Samsung TV if you switch over at the
17:13
Speaker 4: right time.
17:13
Speaker 5: Yes. I actually go so far as to say that's
17:15
Speaker 5: probably his last good film.
17:17
Speaker 6: Yes.
17:18
Speaker 4: Who's that?
17:19
Speaker 5: Wes Anderson. The director. Bottle Rocket, Keezy, then Rushmore in 1998.
17:24
Speaker 5: The Royal Tenenbaums with Gene Hackman. Great film. Great actor.
17:28
Speaker 5: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou.
17:31
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to watch that. Is that not very good?
17:33
Speaker 5: The Life Aquatic. Yeah. Yeah, it's great.
17:34
Speaker 3: Oh, it is good.
17:35
Speaker 5: And then the Darjeeling Limited. And after that, Fantastic Mr. Fox,
17:38
Speaker 5: Moonrise Kingdom, Grand Budapest. Oh, Grand Budapest Hotel is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:45
Speaker 3: It's a good movie. It's fun.
17:46
Speaker 4: Fantastic Mr.
17:46
Speaker 7: Fox.
17:46
Speaker 3: I think your wife would like it.
17:48
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's good to know. Fantastic Mr. Fox is
17:52
Speaker 4: weird but had cool animations.
17:53
Speaker 5: It did, yeah.
17:54
Speaker 4: It was a bit weird for me, though.
17:54
Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit weird.
17:56
Speaker 4: Fellas, yesterday I had a five-hour nap, and somewhere in
18:01
Speaker 4: there I remember watching an episode of Country Calendar.
18:05
Speaker 3: Within the five-hour nap.
18:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was sort of in and out of lucidity,
18:09
Speaker 4: if that's what it's called, and you just sort of
18:10
Speaker 4: come to, and my wife's watching Country Calendar, and then
18:13
Speaker 4: back to sleep, and then you wake up again to
18:14
Speaker 4: find out how they diversified the farm to just help
18:17
Speaker 4: with income and that. Really good.
18:22
Speaker 2: Cherries?
18:22
Speaker 5: Any cherries?
18:23
Speaker 4: No, no, cherries. No, it wasn't cherries. It was like
18:25
Speaker 4: how they're making a new thing for building using wool
18:28
Speaker 4: from sheep or something.
18:29
Speaker 5: I can't remember.
18:29
Speaker 1: Oh, God.
18:30
Speaker 4: Four buzzies out of five, though. TVNZ, Country Calendar, it's called.
18:34
Speaker 5: You don't know what season or what episode they're doing.
18:36
Speaker 4: Country Calendar.
18:36
Speaker 3: You don't even know if you were conscious or if
18:39
Speaker 3: you dreamt it. Yeah, that's right. Or you're in some
18:41
Speaker 3: sort of delirium.
18:42
Speaker 4: That's correct, 100%. Highly recommend, though, fellas.
18:45
Speaker 5: Check it out.
18:47
Speaker 3: Here's Pluto. Here's Pluto.
18:50
Speaker 8: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
18:54
Speaker 8: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
18:56
Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're crawling through your
19:00
Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
19:04
Speaker 3: to you by ReBurger.
19:05
Speaker 4: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change
19:09
Speaker 4: the game.
19:10
Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
19:12
Speaker 3: It's street food, but it's so unbelievably crave-worthy.
19:17
Speaker 7: Yes, and they have beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options.
19:24
Speaker 5: Yum.
19:25
Speaker 3: Yum. I'll tell you what I'd like right now, fellas.
19:32
Speaker 3: A couple of those loaded fries in the studio. That'd
19:35
Speaker 3: be good, eh? For all of us. We'd be into that.
19:38
Speaker 5: That's very generous of you, Jase.
19:40
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:41
Speaker 5: Jase, I could learn so much from you.
19:43
Speaker 3: We'll get Pugs on to maybe Uber Eats us some
19:47
Speaker 3: loaded fries. Just put it on the company. credit card.
19:51
Speaker 4: Have you noticed that he's being really picky with the
19:53
Speaker 4: company credit card?
19:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
19:54
Speaker 4: Like it's almost like there's no difference.
19:57
Speaker 3: Huh? Anal.
20:00
Speaker 5: Loaded fries?
20:02
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
20:04
Speaker 3: He's being very anal with the credit card.
20:08
Speaker 7: Oh.
20:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been really picky with the credit card.
20:12
Speaker 5: Picky, I prefer.
20:13
Speaker 4: Picky.
20:14
Speaker 3: Right, I prefer anal. Just in the sense of, you know,
20:18
Speaker 3: he's been very... Well, I suppose picky.
20:27
Speaker 7: Jeez, um....
20:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been picky, yeah, yeah.
20:34
Speaker 3: It's a turn of phrase, fellas, come on.
20:35
Speaker 5: What is picky?
20:36
Speaker 7: What is?
20:37
Speaker 3: Picky. Oh, yeah.
20:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:41
Speaker 3: Here's Kings of Leon.
20:43
Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
20:46
Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
20:49
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Tool there on the radio. Hodaki, big show
20:53
Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is 15 minutes past five o'clock.
20:57
Speaker 5: Fellas, what a weekend it was. We haven't even touched
21:00
Speaker 5: on this, but the Warriors played. Yes, man. We haven't
21:02
Speaker 5: even mentioned it.
21:03
Speaker 3: No.
21:03
Speaker 5: Normally we'd have Charlie Gubbin, wouldn't we, on a Monday,
21:06
Speaker 5: but he said he's got a flu. Come on.
21:08
Speaker 3: Yeah. Come on, man.
21:10
Speaker 5: He was up here all weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:13
Speaker 3: The flu.
21:13
Speaker 5: The flu.
21:14
Speaker 3: Good on you, Javi.
21:15
Speaker 5: Fellas, I was lucky enough to be invited. When I
21:17
Speaker 5: say invited, I mean I forced my way in. Yes.
21:20
Speaker 5: To commentate my very first Warriors game. For Sky TV,
21:24
Speaker 5: you might ask? No. For the ACC? No. Also no.
21:29
Speaker 5: For a website, I think, that bases itself out of
21:31
Speaker 5: the United Kingdom.
21:32
Speaker 1: Yes.
21:33
Speaker 3: Yes.
21:35
Speaker 5: So I was lucky enough to do it with the
21:37
Speaker 5: guys from the podcast This Warrior's Life. If you're not
21:40
Speaker 5: listening to it, give that a run. She's an absolute ripper.
21:43
Speaker 5: And we went along there, and what a treat it
21:45
Speaker 5: is to be given. You go along there to Lily World,
21:49
Speaker 5: which is the bar next door.
21:50
Speaker 4: Inside the stadium grounds, by the way.
21:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're at this bar. You walk through a gate.
21:55
Speaker 5: They check your ticket. You can carry your beer through.
21:57
Speaker 5: It's unbelievable. It's great. It's brilliant. So you go there.
22:00
Speaker 5: You have, like, what, five or six jugs. Responsibly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:06
Speaker 5: And then you head over and you get a lift
22:08
Speaker 5: up to the commentary booth there. And what a view.
22:11
Speaker 5: Straight outside the window there was corporate boxes. And they
22:15
Speaker 5: started handing out prawn cutlets.
22:18
Speaker 3: Oh, yum.
22:19
Speaker 5: Tuna.
22:20
Speaker 3: Yes.
22:21
Speaker 5: Bloody, like, proper, proper. Really good stuff. Whole bunch of
22:24
Speaker 5: booze out of their fridge there.
22:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
22:26
Speaker 5: Because technically you're not allowed to drink in the commentary boxes.
22:29
Speaker 5: So they were passing up. Started to get a little
22:31
Speaker 5: bit hazy, to be honest with you. But, yeah, we
22:33
Speaker 5: did the commentary. And I think it went. I think
22:35
Speaker 5: it went great guns.
22:37
Speaker 4: All right, well, we've actually got a clip of some commentary,
22:39
Speaker 4: if you'd like to hear that, fellas.
22:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. I'm not sure if Warren's actually going
22:43
Speaker 3: to make his way down to the sheds. He might,
22:45
Speaker 3: so it's pretty invested.
22:49
Speaker 1: In those puzzle pages in the paper.
22:51
Speaker 5: Interesting you should say that, Will. I was just making
22:56
Speaker 5: my way back from the urinal.
22:58
Speaker 7: There's a lot of stairs there, but I managed to
23:00
Speaker 7: do it relatively quickly, and as I bailed back up
23:03
Speaker 7: the stairs.
23:05
Speaker 5: I panicked to get back.
23:06
Speaker 7: Here for this unbelievable halftime show with RugbyLeague.com. I made
23:12
Speaker 7: a wrong turn, collided with the entire Manly Seagulls coaching staff.
23:20
Speaker 5: There was about 11 of them.
23:21
Speaker 7: You can imagine how happy they were to crash into somebody,
23:27
Speaker 7: huffing and panting. Wearing a Warriors jersey with about 150
23:33
Speaker 7: mils of urine sprayed down the.
23:35
Speaker 5: Front of his jeans.
23:39
Speaker 4: It's professional stuff.
23:40
Speaker 3: Yes.
23:41
Speaker 5: Well, it's a different sort of thing to what you're
23:43
Speaker 5: used to, Keezy. This is a proper rugby league website.
23:49
Speaker 5: And they expect a certain level of professionalism. We went
23:52
Speaker 5: off the rails a little bit earlier on when we
23:53
Speaker 5: were bagging Turbo. Travojevic there for being injury prone and
23:58
Speaker 5: they told us to rope it in a bit but
23:59
Speaker 5: I think all in all I think it went pretty
24:01
Speaker 5: well yeah.
24:02
Speaker 9: Because what you don't want to happen is like these
24:04
Speaker 9: guys to work really hard on this podcast and really
24:06
Speaker 9: build it up out of passion then they feel like
24:08
Speaker 9: they have to bring old Mogie in and then he
24:10
Speaker 9: gets really steamed in the commentary box and then he
24:12
Speaker 9: has wheeze on him and then Kieran Foran and the
24:14
Speaker 9: other thing you don't want them doing which I've actually
24:16
Speaker 9: been sent audio for is letting old Mogie into the
24:20
Speaker 9: press conference area after the game listen to this Give.
24:24
Speaker 3: You a rest?
24:24
Speaker 2: So it's not so intense?
24:25
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll do that for you.
24:27
Speaker 6: No worries, mate.
24:38
Speaker 4: So that was at the actual press conference after the game?
24:42
Speaker 3: Was that you, was it?
24:43
Speaker 4: Asking the question.
24:44
Speaker 5: They've got a few work-ons there out at Mount Smart,
24:48
Speaker 5: but I came out of the commentary box and I
24:50
Speaker 5: got a little bit waylaid. I got a bit lost
24:52
Speaker 5: trying to get out of there. It's a rabbit warren
24:53
Speaker 5: through there, Jake.
24:54
Speaker 3: I can imagine, mate.
24:55
Speaker 5: There's no signposts. There's nothing at all. Well, next thing
24:57
Speaker 5: you know, I found myself in that little area where
24:59
Speaker 5: they do the post-match presses.
25:00
Speaker 3: Yes.
25:02
Speaker 5: They had a little table there with some snacks and
25:04
Speaker 5: a few beers. So I was just looking into the
25:07
Speaker 5: few bears there. And it took them quite a long time, actually,
25:10
Speaker 5: for the coaches to come out. Things got a little
25:14
Speaker 5: bit hazy from there. But I think I said to him,
25:17
Speaker 5: I found the last couple of weeks a little bit
25:19
Speaker 5: stressful in terms of the closeness of the games.
25:21
Speaker 4: Yes.
25:22
Speaker 5: So over the next couple of weeks, if you could
25:24
Speaker 5: just flog those bastards, I'd much appreciate it. And he
25:27
Speaker 5: said that he's going to do that for us. Yeah,
25:28
Speaker 5: that's great. I'm hoping that I'll get invited back to
25:34
Speaker 5: do the final next week by oldrugbyleague.com.
25:37
Speaker 3: I have no question. or doubt that you will be.
25:40
Speaker 3: That was– you see, Kesey, I reckon– Don't what? What?
25:43
Speaker 3: I reckon you go and give that a listen to.
25:45
Speaker 4: No, he's just then talking about having wheeze on his pants.
25:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's like proper commentary as opposed to your
25:51
Speaker 3: sort of light entertainment sort of– You know, stuff.
25:56
Speaker 4: He talked about having wheeze on his pants the whole time.
25:58
Speaker 4: And he was huffing and puffing.
25:59
Speaker 5: I was absolutely. I actually had to exit because I'd
26:03
Speaker 5: had a few beers. I don't know if I mentioned that.
26:05
Speaker 5: But as the commentary wore on, it became clear to
26:08
Speaker 5: me there was no way I was going to be
26:09
Speaker 5: able to make my way all the way down to
26:10
Speaker 5: the concourse and beat the crowds at halftime without wetting myself.
26:15
Speaker 5: So I had to duck out with about five minutes
26:17
Speaker 5: of the commentary to go and get down there a
26:20
Speaker 5: little bit early and then sprinted back up. So, yeah,
26:22
Speaker 5: I was pretty puffed.
26:23
Speaker 4: That's good stuff.
26:23
Speaker 3: Quite a professionalism, that is.
26:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, have you ever heard of that? Haven't you before, man? Nah.
26:29
Speaker 4: Pugs, can you clip that off and just send it
26:30
Speaker 4: to me so I can listen to it over and over?
26:33
Speaker 2: Thanks, man.
26:34
Speaker 3: Here's Snow Patrol.
26:37
Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
26:40
Speaker 8: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
26:42
Speaker 3: Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
26:46
Speaker 3: Monday evening. The time is 5.27 and fellas, I've got
26:50
Speaker 3: a massive bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick.
26:59
Speaker 3: Just give me a little second here to compose myself
27:01
Speaker 3: a bit. I'm pretty fired up inside. Following on from
27:09
Speaker 3: the heels of a brutal first scoring session and come
27:13
Speaker 3: dine with the fellas, you'll recall, Mogi, that Keezy, after
27:19
Speaker 3: my wife went to huge efforts to cook a beautiful
27:24
Speaker 3: meal for the fellas, Keezy gave her a six.
27:27
Speaker 4: I didn't give your wife a six.
27:28
Speaker 3: Keezy, please!
27:29
Speaker 4: I gave you a six.
27:31
Speaker 3: She was pretty upset by that.
27:33
Speaker 5: As she should have been. As she should have been.
27:36
Speaker 3: Thank you, Mogi.
27:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, cheers, Mogi.
27:40
Speaker 3: Now, you'll recall in the last Come Dine with the
27:42
Speaker 3: Fellas Hoodie J edition, I gave out some vouchers. Oh, yes.
27:46
Speaker 3: Very generous. It took a lot of effort and organisation
27:49
Speaker 3: to do that. Everyone had to do a lot of
27:52
Speaker 3: behind-the-scenes stuff.
27:54
Speaker 5: Indeed.
27:56
Speaker 3: And one of those particular vouchers was a night of
28:00
Speaker 3: hot pot with me, Keezy. Yes.
28:04
Speaker 5: Great voucher.
28:04
Speaker 3: My wife ended up getting that voucher.
28:07
Speaker 4: In fact, she stole a present so she could have it.
28:10
Speaker 3: So she could have it. And she was very much
28:12
Speaker 3: looking forward to it, having a night of hot pot
28:15
Speaker 3: with Keezy.
28:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird, eh?
28:18
Speaker 3: Now, on the Saturday night, this past weekend... My wife
28:23
Speaker 3: messaged Keezy many times and said, you keen for this
28:28
Speaker 3: hot pot tomorrow?
28:29
Speaker 7: Yeah.
28:29
Speaker 3: I understand you're at a sausage fest. You'll probably need
28:33
Speaker 3: some spicy food tomorrow to pull you through.
28:36
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was at a barbecue.
28:37
Speaker 4: Just for those that aren't aware, I was at a
28:38
Speaker 4: barbecue on the Saturday.
28:40
Speaker 3: With 20 fellas.
28:40
Speaker 5: It was a festival of sausage-ars. Yes. Festival O.
28:45
Speaker 3: Keezy, I guess, in high spirits or whatever, was like,
28:51
Speaker 3: absolutely lock it in.
28:52
Speaker 4: Did I say that on the Saturday?
28:54
Speaker 3: Yes, I can show you the messages.
28:55
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
28:56
Speaker 5: Yeah.
28:57
Speaker 3: And so my wife was like, oh, so Keezy's keen
28:59
Speaker 3: for tomorrow. And I went, oh, sweet. Good stuff. So then,
29:05
Speaker 3: because they'd organised it for 2 o'clock tomorrow, yesterday afternoon,
29:09
Speaker 3: my wife went to the hot pot, pissing with rain outside,
29:12
Speaker 3: by the way, Mogi, She was like, oh, I didn't even,
29:16
Speaker 3: but no, I promised Keezy.
29:17
Speaker 4: Oh, so she promised me. Right, okay.
29:21
Speaker 3: So she goes to Hot Pot and is standing outside
29:26
Speaker 3: for about 10 or 15 minutes in the rain. Drenched.
29:29
Speaker 4: Why didn't she go inside?
29:31
Speaker 3: Well, she was waiting for you. She's just under the
29:33
Speaker 3: awning there.
29:33
Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
29:34
Speaker 3: And she was, oh, well, he's probably running a bit late,
29:36
Speaker 3: was texting him and calling him and calling him and
29:39
Speaker 3: getting no answer. So she went, oh, I might as
29:42
Speaker 3: well get my food and he'll probably arrive by the
29:44
Speaker 3: time it'll be ready.
29:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
29:47
Speaker 3: So she ordered her food.
29:48
Speaker 4: What'd she get?
29:50
Speaker 3: And she said it was really full too. It was
29:52
Speaker 3: like really packed with a lot of people and she
29:53
Speaker 3: kept having to shoo people away because it was like, oh,
29:56
Speaker 3: I know someone's sitting there. Someone's sitting there. I just
30:00
Speaker 3: have to keep that free if you don't mind. So
30:02
Speaker 3: she felt pretty saved, yeah. She felt pretty humiliated. She
30:07
Speaker 3: sat there 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes. Kept calling Keezy.
30:14
Speaker 3: Called him four or five times.
30:15
Speaker 5: Where were you, Keezy?
30:17
Speaker 4: I was at home asleep. I also remember I was
30:20
Speaker 4: at a Festival au Sassage.
30:22
Speaker 3: Yeah.
30:23
Speaker 4: On the Saturday there, and I obviously had one too
30:25
Speaker 4: many sausages responsibly.
30:27
Speaker 1: Yes.
30:29
Speaker 4: So I don't actually remember this conversation on the Saturday,
30:31
Speaker 4: if I'm honest.
30:32
Speaker 5: Yeah.
30:32
Speaker 4: And then on the Sunday, I was in bed for
30:33
Speaker 4: five hours asleep.
30:37
Speaker 5: Jeez, you let yourself down here, haven't you?
30:41
Speaker 3: My wife.
30:42
Speaker 6: What?
30:42
Speaker 4: My wife.
30:45
Speaker 3: Has never had an experience like that. She has never
30:50
Speaker 3: been stood up. She felt embarrassed, angry, upset.
30:57
Speaker 5: Sad?
30:58
Speaker 7: Sad.
30:58
Speaker 3: She was looking forward to her afternoon of hot pot
31:01
Speaker 3: with Keezy.
31:02
Speaker 5: A little bit happy?
31:04
Speaker 3: A little bit happy, yeah. Came home, and it was
31:09
Speaker 3: Father's Day, you'll recall, yesterday.
31:11
Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot about that.
31:12
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen her all day because she'd been out
31:14
Speaker 3: with her other mates, remember? I do. She left before
31:16
Speaker 3: I even got up. She comes back finally for Father's
31:20
Speaker 3: Day in.
31:21
Speaker 4: A hair of a mood.
31:23
Speaker 5: Soaking wet.
31:24
Speaker 3: Soaking wet.
31:25
Speaker 5: Still had a nice feed.
31:27
Speaker 3: Spitting tacks about old Keezy. And then, you know, because
31:32
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's Father's Day. And she said,
31:36
Speaker 3: don't talk to me about Father's Day.
31:38
Speaker 9: Yeah.
31:39
Speaker 4: See that temper there. That's why I skipped out on
31:41
Speaker 4: the hot pot.
31:42
Speaker 3: Yeah. And now, because she got drenched yesterday, she's got
31:46
Speaker 3: a hurr of a flu.
31:48
Speaker 4: Wait, so she gets wet and automatically gets the flu?
31:51
Speaker 3: Yes, Keezy.
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Speaker 8: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Rage against the machine there on the Radio Hodaki Big
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Speaker 3: Show this Monday evening. The time is 5.41.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, last week, not last year, I don't know if
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Speaker 4: you guys remember, but I had been auditioning for an ad. Oh, yes.
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Speaker 3: Acting.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Getting into acting. And it was going quite well.
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Speaker 9: I got a callback, which meant I was one of
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Speaker 9: the final five or something.
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Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, shortlist.
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Speaker 4: Shortlist, yeah, which was great. And then I went back
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Speaker 4: and did the same sort of audition again, but this
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Speaker 4: time with a funny wig on.
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Speaker 5: And also with the director.
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Speaker 4: And the director was there on a little webcam.
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Speaker 3: And topless.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the director was topless. Anyway, so it was great.
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Speaker 4: There's a lot of positive feedback I was getting and
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Speaker 4: a lot of happy vibes, happy vibes, happy vibes. That
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Speaker 4: was on Monday last week. It's now been a week
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Speaker 4: exactly and I haven't heard anything.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 4: So, I mean, I'm not jumping to any conclusions, but
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Speaker 4: I'm starting to think that maybe.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you haven't got it.
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Speaker 5: You don't reckon?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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Speaker 5: There's no way to know for sure. Generally, the way
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Speaker 5: you find out is when you see it on TV.
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Speaker 5: I thought your agent. And you say to yourself, hey,
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Speaker 5: that looks like that ad I auditioned for.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Oh, he got it. That looks like the ad I
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Speaker 5: got shortlisted for.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Haven't heard back about that one.
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Speaker 4: I must follow up on it.
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Speaker 5: Guess I didn't get it.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 4: I just thought the agent would tell me.
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Speaker 5: Jase? No, he won't tell you.
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Speaker 3: No, I haven't checked my emails, to be honest, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: Wait, so you got me an audition.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: And then heard from them via email that I had
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Speaker 9: a call back, and then you just haven't checked your inbox.
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Speaker 5: Oftentimes that can be where the whole thing falls over.
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Speaker 4: Well, when the agent can't be bothered checking his emails.
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm assuming Jase was very busy.
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Speaker 3: Well, obviously. I was watching a bit of Samsung TV.
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Speaker 5: So oftentimes the production company will come back and say, yep,
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Speaker 5: love him, these are the fees, I'd like to lock
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Speaker 5: it in, et cetera, et cetera. We shoot on, let's.
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Speaker 3: Say, Wednesday.
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Speaker 5: Wednesday, no answer.
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Speaker 3: Quick turnaround.
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Speaker 5: No answer, no answer, no answer. Oh, look, if you
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Speaker 5: don't get back to us, we're going to have to
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Speaker 5: go to the second person on the list. No answer,
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Speaker 5: no answer, no answer. Second person on the list.
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Speaker 4: You've missed out.
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Speaker 5: Happens all the time. Well, it shouldn't, though. So often
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Speaker 5: it's not the fault of the actor at all.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's a brute of an industry.
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Speaker 5: It's shocking. And there's nothing you can do to prepare
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Speaker 5: for that.
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Speaker 3: Well, hang on. Can you... That's just.
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Speaker 5: That's one of those things, as they say.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: It's just one of those things.
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Speaker 3: You've got to go with the flow there, as they say.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got to– Sorry, hang on, hang on.
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Speaker 5: You've got to take the bad with the good.
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Speaker 4: Oh, and I'm all for taking the bad with the good.
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Speaker 4: But I just– You've got to suck it hard. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I'm all for it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Whatever needs to be done, I'll do it. But, Jase,
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Speaker 4: when do you check your emails? Because the chances are
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Speaker 4: there's an email in there saying, oh, Keezy was really
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Speaker 4: good and we've cast him in this ad.
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Speaker 3: Well, the problem that I have, I can't check them
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Speaker 3: right now because I have two different emails, one for
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Speaker 3: the agency and one for the work here. And I
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Speaker 3: can't check my agency one while I'm here.
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Speaker 5: Also, you can't really, I mean, you've got to be
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Speaker 5: focused on what you're doing here.
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Speaker 3: Exactly. The last thing this show needs is for me
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Speaker 3: to be trawling through my emails going, oh, God. Trying
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Speaker 3: to find your rejection email.
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Speaker 9: Can you do it during the day then? So, okay,
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Speaker 9: if it's a rejection, that's fine. Because it's at least
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Speaker 9: I know that I've been rejected. It's the not knowing
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Speaker 9: that gets you, Keezy. You might know that, but it's
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Speaker 9: the not knowing. It's the not knowing that can get you.
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Speaker 9: Because then, of course, you're telling your family and friends,
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Speaker 9: I've got a call back, I think I've got it,
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Speaker 9: talking it up. Next thing you know, that ad's on TV,
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Speaker 9: you're not on it, and you've been absolutely humiliated again.
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Speaker 4: I don't know about again. This will be the first time. Well,
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Speaker 4: can we– okay, well, how about this?
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Speaker 5: I think you should just write them an email, Jason,
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Speaker 5: and say Keezy's out.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Because you can't handle the.
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Speaker 3: Stress of it all.
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Speaker 4: Well, no, if you're going to open your emails, then
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Speaker 4: check the freaking email.
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Speaker 3: Keezy, can I give you some advice here as a
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Speaker 3: long-time actor? Sure. Let it go, mate.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Have you, in your guys' experience, how do you guys
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Speaker 4: deal with not getting roles?
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Speaker 3: What? I couldn't tell you.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 8: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Bloody oats. Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, you decide,
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Speaker 3: New Zealand. Two great prizes. Two great prizes.
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Speaker 5: Bloody amazing options here for you fellas. You can't go wrong, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone lines.
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Speaker 4: Totally, Mogi.
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Speaker 5: Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Huh?
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Speaker 5: Can't go wrong, man.
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Speaker 3: G'day, Nico, you mad bastard. How's life?
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm good, Jase.
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Speaker 6: How are you?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, good, thanks. You're a mad dog, Nico.
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Speaker 3: How was your Monday, Nico?
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Speaker 5: I'm the maddest. The maddest dog.
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Speaker 4: How was your Monday, man?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, all good, man.
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Speaker 5: But it's a bit tricky here in the Waka though,
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Speaker 5: but I'm on my way home, so all is good.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate. What do you do for
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Speaker 3: a crust, Nico?
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Speaker 4: I'm a project manager for a civil construction project.
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Speaker 3: We get quite a few project managers.
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Speaker 5: On the show. We do, don't we, actually? A lot
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Speaker 5: of project managers.
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Speaker 3: Bloody good stuff. So what's your preference there, Nico? The
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Speaker 3: NRL grand final or Bathurst?
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Speaker 5: It'd have to be the NRL grand final, mate. This
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Speaker 5: guy gets it.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Nico, are you going to try and go to
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Speaker 4: the game this weekend, man?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to get tickets tomorrow, mate.
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Speaker 3: I'll be at Fastlinger, that's for sure.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, same here.
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Speaker 5: I'll have to have a crack. Yeah, cheers, guys.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, man.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, fellas.
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Speaker 3: First thing in the morning, I'm going to get up
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Speaker 3: and get that sorted.
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Speaker 4: Cool, yeah, it's at lunchtime. Hey, Nico, you hold the
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Speaker 4: line there, mate. You're in the drawer, OK?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, cheers, fellas.
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Speaker 3: G'day, you mates.
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Speaker 5: G'day, yeah.
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Speaker 3: G'day, Mike, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, g'day, fellas.
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Speaker 3: How we going? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you
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Speaker 3: do for a crust, Mike? I'm a painter. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Backbone.
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Speaker 3: Backbone.
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Speaker 4: We're talking like, you know, house painter or car painter or? Oh, house.
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Speaker 1: You could have a go at a car, but I
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Speaker 1: don't know how it would turn out.
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Speaker 5: No good with brushes, eh, man?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Good on you, Mike.
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Speaker 9: That's still backbone. Would you choose Bathurst or the NRL
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Speaker 9: Grand Final, mate?
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Speaker 2: Oh, is that even a question?
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Speaker 3: Up the wires.
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Speaker 5: Thank you, man. Yeah, good on you. Thank you. Someone
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Speaker 5: had to say it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, jeez, yes. Oh, fire out. Good on you, Mike,
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Speaker 3: here in the draw.
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Speaker 5: Puck Samuel will sort you out.
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Speaker 3: No worries. Good on you, mate. Okay. Yeah. Actually, we
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Speaker 3: haven't talked about that game. We'll do that after six o'clock. Okay.
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Speaker 4: What game's that?
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Speaker 3: The Was. Oh, yeah. The Manly. And also the All Blacks.
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Speaker 3: Another doozy of a test, Nish.
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Speaker 4: Are you suggesting we do a bit of sport chat
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Speaker 4: after six?
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Speaker 3: I think so, Keezy.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 9: Oh, a big shout out, by the way, to boyship.co.nz
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Speaker 9: for putting these prizes together. The NRL package is sold out.
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Speaker 9: Yeah forget about it Forget about it It's over The
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Speaker 9: only way to get it Is through us However there
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Speaker 9: are still Bathurst packages available If you do want to
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Speaker 9: go BoysTrip.co.nz Fellas Bloody good.
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Speaker 8: Mate Welcome back, you massive backbones.
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Speaker 3: Hope your Monday night's going along very nicely indeed. You're
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Speaker 3: listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Serving good times with good food. Dine in or take
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Speaker 4: away Reburger today. Ah, that's really quite yummy.
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Speaker 7: It is.
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Speaker 3: Tisn't it. Tisn't it. You've had your dinner. What did
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Speaker 3: you have there, mate? Looked like some sort of noodle concoction.
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Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you, man. It was either noodles.
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 5: It was leftovers.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked like leftovers.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was leftovers.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yum.
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Speaker 5: It was yum. Now it's all gone, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all gone.
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Speaker 5: Okay, you can forget about it, man. You're not having any.
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Speaker 5: You've already had your filth today. What have you had?
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Speaker 3: Hot pot.
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Speaker 5: Hot pot, exactly. For lunch. Shock and bastard.
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Speaker 4: That's all G, eh, Jase?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: What's for dinner, though? Ragu.
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Speaker 4: My wife made a ragu last night. A beef ragu?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: In the slow cooker. And the idea behind it was
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Speaker 4: we could have it for dinner tonight as well. Because
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Speaker 4: when you slow cook something like that, you can put
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Speaker 4: it back in the slow cooker the second day and it.
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Speaker 5: Tastes even better. Was it any good on day one?
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Speaker 4: Yes, it was very, very, very nice.
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Speaker 5: What did you have it with?
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Speaker 4: I like this fresh, thick pasta.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Thick ribbons. Yeah, no, that's another one.
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Speaker 4: Broccolini. Yeah, I think it was something like that. Broccolini
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Speaker 4: and something else.
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Speaker 5: Oh, you wouldn't have been happy with a broccolini, would you?
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Speaker 4: I love broccolini.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, even when you're hung.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. Because it makes you feel.
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Speaker 4: Like you're doing something good.
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Speaker 3: Chuck the old broccolini in the air fryer. Beautiful.
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Speaker 4: Chuck it in the old bin. We did it in
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Speaker 4: the pan with garlic and pepper.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 5: Jase.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: What are you having for dinner tonight, man?
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Speaker 3: Some sort of falafel salad-y, wrap-y thing.
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Speaker 5: Are you even going to go home, man?
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Speaker 6: Oh, no, man.
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Speaker 5: That's shocking. If Keezy was having that, you'd be fuming.
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Speaker 3: Might just buy a pie on the way home or something.
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Speaker 4: Stuff it in your gob. Nah, falafel wraps are yum, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind them, actually. Bit of mint sauce.
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Speaker 3: Not mint sauce, but the sort of yogurty minty thing.
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Speaker 5: Yogurty burger there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit of chilli sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
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Speaker 3: all good. Hey, coming up, a bit of sport chat.
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Speaker 3: But in the meantime, here's a bit of Metallica for you.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hauraki
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Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 12 minutes
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Speaker 3: past six o'clock. Fellas, let's talk sport.
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Speaker 5: That's the noise you make when you're watching sport.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 5: Certainly when you're talking about it there, fellas. I guess
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Speaker 5: the obvious place to start is with the Waz. They
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Speaker 5: were up first there, managed to defeat the Seagulls, 31
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Speaker 5: points to 30. She was a bit of a nail-biter there,
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Speaker 5: a bit of a... Interesting one, Jase.
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Speaker 3: They....
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Speaker 5: Over the last couple of weeks, it seems like the
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Speaker 5: wire's been worked out in the sense that you don't
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Speaker 5: want to go anywhere near their forward, Pat, because they'll
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Speaker 5: smash you to bits.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: And so the team's last couple of weeks have decided, well,
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Speaker 5: let's chuck the ball wide early and go around. And
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Speaker 5: that has worked an absolute treat. So I think you'll find,
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Speaker 5: particularly in this game coming up against the Dolphins this
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Speaker 5: Saturday evening, that there's going to be some real rush
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Speaker 5: defence from the Warriors, and I think they'll be putting
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Speaker 5: pressure on the ref there not to call them offside.
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Speaker 5: It was a thoroughly enjoyable game, but a really tense one,
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Speaker 5: and of course all of us wanted them to really
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Speaker 5: smash the Seagulls to give us the best possible chance
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Speaker 5: of winning the minor premiership. But as it turned out,
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Speaker 5: we won by one, and Penrith were playing West Tigers
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Speaker 5: and absolutely smashed them to bits. So that was the
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Speaker 5: end of that, but thoroughly enjoyable, but now the real
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Speaker 5: work starts, Keezy.
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Speaker 8: Woo!
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Speaker 4: Let's go.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sirree, Bob.
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Speaker 4: Great game. Quickly, before we chat, All Blacks, on the
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Speaker 4: Saturday as well, on the MPC, the Bay of Plenty
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Speaker 4: Steamers were hosting Manawa 2. And it was a day,
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Speaker 4: a 50-year anniversary of the very first MPC season. And
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Speaker 4: the Bay of Plenty Steamers won it, and my mum's
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Speaker 4: brother was the first five.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: And so they got everyone back together.
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Speaker 9: He came from the East Coast and came down for
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Speaker 9: this big special occasion, was welcomed and stuff.
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Speaker 4: And then they got pumped.
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Speaker 3: 29-2.
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Speaker 4: 29-12 by a mutter.
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Speaker 3: Or two, yeah.
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Speaker 5: 29-12, that's all right. You can live with that.
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Speaker 4: No, that was like, nah.
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Speaker 5: 45-12, no good.
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Speaker 3: That's kind of respectable.
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Speaker 4: 50-year anniversary, though. I was like, oh, surely the boys
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Speaker 4: will get up. Nah, damn it.
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Speaker 3: Hey, then the All Blacks, of course, fellas. My God,
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Speaker 3: what a test series it's been. You know, South Africa,
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Speaker 3: rightfully number one.
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Speaker 5: In the world. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Powerful, strong... Very impressive side. You know, my instinct is
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Speaker 3: that we are a side on the rise and that
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Speaker 3: by the time the World Cup comes around, I reckon
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Speaker 3: we're going to be in a pretty good shape. And maybe,
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Speaker 3: just maybe, the Springboks will be on a slight decline.
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Speaker 5: Or they might be even better.
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Speaker 3: Or they might be even better.
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Speaker 5: We don't know.
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Speaker 3: But seriously, what a brilliant series. Just such good rugby
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Speaker 3: to watch.
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Speaker 5: It was. It was really good. Of all the games,
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Speaker 5: I'm only assuming that the ref that they had there
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Speaker 5: was that Georgian fella. Yes. Because I enjoyed the first
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Speaker 5: two games because, by and large, the ref tried to
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Speaker 5: stay out of it. By the time the second half
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Speaker 5: of this one rolled around, mate, he couldn't get it
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Speaker 5: out of his gob.
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Speaker 3: No. Non-stop.
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Speaker 5: And so you sort of have to succeed despite the referee.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: There was one example there which I thought was brilliant
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Speaker 5: where we made a break. One of our players made
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Speaker 5: a break, but he ended up getting isolated. It was
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Speaker 5: so often the way. They got tackled. Two of the
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Speaker 5: South African players came through. Both of them stood over
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Speaker 5: the ball and were sort of looking at the ref like.
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Speaker 3: Am I allowed to?
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Speaker 7: Can we?
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Speaker 3: Yes, do we?
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Speaker 5: And that's kind of the problem with rugby is you've
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Speaker 5: got two of the best players in the world playing
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Speaker 5: at the absolute top of their game. and they've got
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Speaker 5: absolutely no idea what the rules are at the breakdown.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: That is pretty shocking. But it was a great game.
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Speaker 5: Thoroughly enjoyed it. Too much whistle in the second half.
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Speaker 5: They are a better side than us at the moment,
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Speaker 5: but we've come along in leaps and bounds since last year.
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Speaker 3: Weirdly, to the States now we go. It is so
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Speaker 3: random and stupid, but it's obviously a money-making venture. I've
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Speaker 3: got to say, I felt for Leroy Carter, missing that tackle.
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Speaker 5: He'll be better for it.
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Speaker 3: He will be, and he's one of those players that
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Speaker 3: gives 150%, you can tell, and he was absolutely gutted.
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Speaker 4: It does suck that they're going to the States, but
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Speaker 4: they do have to grow the game. I mean, that's
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Speaker 4: the big thing with rugby union, right? Well, what they're
45:43
Speaker 4: trying to grow is the revenue. So it earns 50%
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Speaker 4: more money from going to the U.S. than it does
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Speaker 4: by keeping the game. I don't know how many people
45:50
Speaker 4: are going to pick up a rugby ball over in
45:52
Speaker 4: Maryland in the U.S. Growing the game, I don't know
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Speaker 4: about that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll see.
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Speaker 3: We'll see. It's great stuff, though, fellas. Great stuff.
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Speaker 8: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 8: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, the Pixies there on the Hodaki Big Show
46:10
Speaker 3: this Monday evening. Fellas, I know we're feeling a bit
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Speaker 3: weary on it being a Monday and all that jazz,
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Speaker 3: but hey, let's give out some advice.
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Speaker 5: Be pretty nips 69 at gmail.com.
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Speaker 4: Get in touch with the fellas.
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Speaker 9: Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
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Speaker 9: of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 4: A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
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Speaker 4: But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
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Speaker 4: can't actually do anything with.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: So we like real questions, and if we read it
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Speaker 4: on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
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Speaker 3: Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
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Speaker 3: really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
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Speaker 3: checked out? That's not possible.
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Speaker 4: The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
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Speaker 3: Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
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Speaker 4: The pubis?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, email into this email address.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
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Speaker 4: G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous.
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Speaker 9: I'm in a happy relationship but have had a conundrum.
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Speaker 9: I had a very steamy dream about a new work colleague.
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Speaker 9: I didn't think much of it, but now every time
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Speaker 9: I'm chatting to her, it comes to the forefront of
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Speaker 9: my mind.
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Speaker 4: I try to act normal.
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Speaker 9: I try to act normal, but the more I'm thinking
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Speaker 9: act normal, the weirder I feel like I am acting.
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Speaker 9: I know Mike and Keezy have had a similar situation,
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Speaker 9: and I just want to know how to move past
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Speaker 9: things I've seen in my head and go back to
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Speaker 9: two normal working adults.
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Speaker 5: Cheers.
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Speaker 3: I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
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Speaker 3: Remember that dream, Mogey?
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Speaker 5: Not really.
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Speaker 4: And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, man.
47:51
Speaker 5: Same thing with pugs.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, with your missus.
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Speaker 4: So how do you move past it?
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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: No, you indulge it.
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Speaker 5: It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: That every time you talk to each other, it's at
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Speaker 5: the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
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Speaker 5: for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
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Speaker 5: looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
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Speaker 5: has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right. Filth.
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Speaker 5: You've just been a filthy bitch.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
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Speaker 5: I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
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Speaker 5: one thing that's happening in my mind's eye. Fantasy.
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Speaker 4: And how do you keep it? Because I don't feel
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Speaker 4: like you're acting weird around me.
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Speaker 5: No, I know. You just get used to it. It
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Speaker 5: just becomes your reality, your normality. So this guy's freaking
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Speaker 5: out a little bit. But I think the one thing
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Speaker 5: that's really helped me was bringing it up. when I
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Speaker 5: raised it with you.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: It sort of brought out into the open that bad
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Speaker 5: behaviour of yours. Yeah. It brought it out into the
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Speaker 5: open and then sort of normalised it. Everybody knew that
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Speaker 5: you were a shocking bastard. We were able to move on.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: So if he does the same thing with her.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
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Speaker 4: You were terrible.
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Speaker 5: If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
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Speaker 3: Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
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Speaker 3: an affair. Yeah. for like longer than we'd been together.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 3: And that with this woman that used to be at
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Speaker 3: the comedy club.
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Speaker 5: Oh, really? and not justine.
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Speaker 3: But not only that she had died your missus no
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Speaker 3: the woman who i was having the affair with i'm
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Speaker 3: not gonna name her okay And so my wife, when
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Speaker 3: I told her, was kind of really upset about it,
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Speaker 3: but also didn't want to really have a go at
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Speaker 3: me because.
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Speaker 4: Your mistress had just died.
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Speaker 3: My mistress had died.
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Speaker 5: So is this in the dream you were telling her
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Speaker 5: that this woman had died, or in reality, when she
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Speaker 5: hit you up with it, you said, oh, she's dead?
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Speaker 3: No, I think she knew that she had died, but
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Speaker 3: also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
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Speaker 3: with her.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 4: Very specific dream, Jase.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
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Speaker 4: And was the person a real person?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Would I potentially know her?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: Of her? No. And funnily enough, this person's name at
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Speaker 3: her job today, she was taking the person she was
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Speaker 3: with to what she thought was this old cafe called
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Speaker 3: Alan Pete's in Parnell there. And she turned up to
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Speaker 3: where she thought, or where Alan Peets used to be.
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Speaker 4: Used to be, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And the name of the new place was the name
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Speaker 3: of the woman who she said I was having the
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Speaker 3: affair with.
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Speaker 4: That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially.
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Speaker 3: Her name, yes.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 4: That's weird.
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Speaker 3: That is weird, isn't it?
50:37
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that, man.
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Speaker 3: You guys are obviously close.
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Speaker 5: Busted after all these years.
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Speaker 3: And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
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Speaker 3: used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
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Speaker 3: you know. I am a shocking bastard. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: So the advice is just out with it, let her know,
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Speaker 4: and just move on.
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Speaker 3: I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
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Speaker 3: private time. Oh, you're walking.
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Speaker 5: I'd be like, hello.
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Speaker 1: Hello.
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Speaker 5: Had a dream about you last night.
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Speaker 3: Well, you remember, Moby.
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Speaker 5: What was it about? Can't say, but just know.
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Speaker 3: Remember when we were at the beer fest? Yes. And
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Speaker 3: that woman came up to us.
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Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 3: And she gave me a hug and she said, I
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Speaker 3: had a dirty dream about you.
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Speaker 5: I had a dirty dream about you.
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Speaker 3: You should have seen Jase absolutely all over it.
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Speaker 4: And you were like, my old mistress just died. I'm
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Speaker 4: in the market for another one.
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Speaker 8: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
51:38
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
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Speaker 3: show done and dusted this Monday evening. What's the disclaimer
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Speaker 3: clip today there, Keezy?
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Speaker 9: The disclaimer clip, which is a bonus podcast we do,
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Speaker 9: is entitled Hot Pot, and it comes out.
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Speaker 4: At 7.30 tonight. How far away is Hot Pot from here?
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Speaker 4: How far, like physically?
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Speaker 3: To walk it?
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Speaker 4: 500 metres?
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Speaker 3: Oh, 10-minute walk?
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Speaker 4: 10-minute walk.
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Speaker 2: Down the hill?
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Speaker 6: 10-minute walk.
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Speaker 4: I just did that walk.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 4: From hot pot to here.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 9: And it felt like I was climbing Everest. I'm so
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Speaker 9: full of hot pot right now and regret that I'm
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Speaker 9: just like.
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Speaker 3: Mogi. There you go, eh? What? Your plans for the night, please.
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Speaker 3: You've just had your dinner.
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Speaker 5: I have, actually. I'm all tickety-boo there. So go home,
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Speaker 5: hang around with the family there.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Might watch something on the telly.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: And might read a book.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I might not.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: Don't know, man. Just a Monday night, man. I mean, really,
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Speaker 5: what kind of an answer can you get?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, true. You know. Yeah, I see.
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Speaker 4: Jase, what are you up to tonight?
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Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting because my wife had.
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Speaker 4: Don't start the shit.
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Speaker 3: Tell us what you're up to. No, I'm telling you
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Speaker 3: what I'm up to, man.
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Speaker 5: If you give him a second.
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Speaker 3: God. My wife was meant to be having a book
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Speaker 3: club dinner with her mates. But then she let my daughter....
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Speaker 5: What's a book?
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Speaker 3: Oh, God. That's just an excuse to get together with
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Speaker 3: the ladies. And she said, oh.
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Speaker 5: You're the same with a bunch of old gossips. Is
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Speaker 5: that right?
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Speaker 3: Was I? Um... And then she realised, of course, she went, oh, bugger,
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Speaker 3: that's right, I've got that bloody thing on tonight.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But she lent my daughter our car and she's taking
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Speaker 3: her boyfriend back out west.
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Speaker 5: Chuck him on a bus.
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Speaker 3: Well, don't get me started, Maggie.
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Speaker 5: Well, she hadn't.
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Speaker 3: And so she was like, oh, no, that's an absolute nightmare.
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Speaker 4: That is a nightmare.
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Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
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Speaker 3: So I was like, well, what I could do.
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Speaker 5: I tell you what, why don't you save it for
53:56
Speaker 5: the show tomorrow, man? I've got to go now. So
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Speaker 5: I'll see you later.
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Speaker 3: But having said that. See you, Mogey. Having said that.
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Speaker 3: See you, Mogey. Have a good night, man. See you, man. So, Keezy,
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Speaker 3: but the problem we do have now is because I
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Speaker 3: haven't organised.
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Speaker 4: Anything for dinner. I'm going to watch Outrageous Fortune.
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Speaker 3: And it's always this scenario.
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Speaker 4: And then I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow at 4pm, Jase?
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Speaker 3: What's that, man? Bye.