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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 13th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Now I feel like an idiot.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of idiots, did you see uh Rachel dollas all
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: probably say her name doll is all the latest on her?
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: My African queen? What's up with her?
• 0:17
  Speaker 4: Who now goes by Diallo? By the way, Yeah, oh
• 0:23
  Speaker 4: my god. Back in the news. So this is the
• 0:27
  Speaker 4: this is the woman who got busted. What was she running?
• 0:29
  Speaker 4: She was running the a p she was she was
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: living as a black woman, bit chain black, like she's
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: a white chicken. She was just playing dress up.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody called her trans Rachel, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, She's back in the news after revealing that
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: she's launching a new adult oriented career path as a
• 0:51
  Speaker 4: certified sex coach while continuing to post content on OnlyFans.
• 0:59
  Speaker 4: She said that she is yearly finished with a three
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: hundred hour sex coaching certification and wants to use it
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  Speaker 4: alongside her online content to help clients, specifically single moms,
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  Speaker 4: improve their sex lives.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so the best way to do that is
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: not be a single mom.
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  Speaker 4: She also said, shit, feminist, I'm surprised to hear you
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  Speaker 4: say that.
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  Speaker 3: Too many gross guys out there, yeah.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I said.
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  Speaker 4: She also said Only Fans has become her most reliable
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  Speaker 4: income source after years of public backlash following That was
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  Speaker 4: twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, who's paying for that?
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  Speaker 3: She's hot?
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: That was eleven years ago.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What two years ago?
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: I know, it doesn't seem like it'd be eleven years ago. Yeah,
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: where she was exposed for pretending to be a black
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  Speaker 4: one right, just and.
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  Speaker 6: Her mom was like, what do you want to see
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  Speaker 6: her pictures as a fifth grader?
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  Speaker 3: She has red hair and white skin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, still does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got the what do you show cart Narks
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  Speaker 4: coming up for you? So cart Narks on the way
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  Speaker 4: Agent Sebastian in these street we had that round of
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: gay or not gay, gay or nay? Right, and that
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  Speaker 4: that one dude he brought up this.
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  Speaker 3: Thing your shopping cart.
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  Speaker 7: I have said this a million times, but not returning
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  Speaker 7: your shopping cart proves and not only are you.
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  Speaker 2: Worthless and a piece of it proves that you're not
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  Speaker 2: a contributing member to society.
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  Speaker 1: You're loser.
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  Speaker 7: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Put back where you got it.
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  Speaker 5: Mommy don't work.
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: Here's the way.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: I'm out of time. Thank you. There was another post
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  Speaker 1: I saw recently, see bass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and people, even though it seems to be pretty widespread,
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  Speaker 4: pretty mainstream.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 4: The whole idea about putting your shopping cart back is
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: the right thing. I've raised the consciousness there are there
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  Speaker 4: are still a lot of people digging in.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll see that.
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  Speaker 3: Every every time one of the videos gets like it
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  Speaker 3: catches the algorithm and goes to places it normally wouldn't go.
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: You get a lot of those people who just have
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  Speaker 3: never seen this sort of thing before.
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  Speaker 4: They get angry at even the idea that somebody suggests
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  Speaker 4: that you put it away.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell me what to do.
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  Speaker 3: You can't. It's all the old stuff we heard ten years.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: But you can't tell me what to do. They pay employees,
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  Speaker 3: it's not illegal.
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  Speaker 4: The other one in the garbage well, after going to
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  Speaker 4: the store, picking out my own items, scanning them all,
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: bagging them all, the last thing I'm gonna do, like
• 3:07
  Speaker 4: I'm doing all the work for them.
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  Speaker 9: It's exhausting.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the least they could do is put the cart back.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you're talking about the reverse thing here. The cart
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  Speaker 3: returns all for the past forty years has been part
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: of the job of going at the store again, like
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: going to a fast food restaurant. They don't come out
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  Speaker 3: and put a plate in front of you, and they
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  Speaker 3: ask you to put your tray back when you're done
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  Speaker 3: with it, because that's part of the price you agree to.
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  Speaker 3: And when you go to a store, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to. You can pay more to have
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  Speaker 3: a door dash to your house, but when you go
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  Speaker 3: to the store, that's part of the price you agree
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: to is putting your cart back, and the thing they
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  Speaker 3: provide for you and provide clear signage of where to
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: do it every three feet.
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  Speaker 10: And I believe you, see, Bass, you have legit change
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  Speaker 10: culture because I think that I am pretty well traveled, Charlene.
• 3:48
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty well traveled, and I see like it's cleaned up.
• 3:52
  Speaker 10: I mean, I'm not saying as perfect why it's not
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  Speaker 10: as messy as it used to be with the with
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  Speaker 10: the carts everywhere.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: One thing I hear on a regular basis it is
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: because car narks is a thing of the Woody Show.
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: So people will tell me, like hey, family members, people
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  Speaker 4: I know, friends or people that.
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  Speaker 1: I meet, they go show.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, since I heard cart narks, now I'm always looking
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  Speaker 4: at even though I'll put my car back, I'm still
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: looking over.
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  Speaker 3: My shoulder to be shamed. Yeah, that's the idea. You're
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: kind of like the Lord just like everywhere basically.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean for years he's thought he was God.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he thinks himself as God, Jesus transubstentiation or.
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  Speaker 4: Now they are legitimately. People just believe he's everywhere. Yeah,
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: and I could be God. If Rachel dollzol is if
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: that story is eleven years old, how long has Cartnark's
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: been going on?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty eighteen? It was right right about eight years now.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a fish. We didn't really quote unquote make
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: it its own dedicated channel till twenty twenty.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: But but we've.
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  Speaker 4: Been doing the cartnarks bit well since twenty eighteen almost.
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  Speaker 3: To twenty eighteen. Was the first kind of little toe
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  Speaker 3: in the water.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm like Rachel dolls All cart Narks has way
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  Speaker 9: more followers. She She has sixty nine thousands of commenting
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  Speaker 9: sixty six.
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  Speaker 3: Only her only fans is five dollars, which I'll agree
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  Speaker 3: is a deal.
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  Speaker 1: What is she doing there?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay to find out, But is
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: there like.
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  Speaker 1: A way to find out? Like is if you go
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: on only fans?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can usually findtten like some of their
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: ripuff site.
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  Speaker 4: Like I would think that would be like an advertise
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  Speaker 4: that you have to say what type of yeah, what
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  Speaker 4: type of content you will be getting paid for?
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  Speaker 9: It?
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  Speaker 1: Is there? Nudity is there? Is it just like bikini
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  Speaker 1: photos or these.
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  Speaker 3: Think it does, because we had that recently with those
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: famous actresses that are getting on there and they're just
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: doing glamour shot bikini photos. Magazine Spella, Thunberg, That's what,
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  Speaker 3: right was Thunburg Ella Thorm Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: Bro was the first one to really like imply.
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  Speaker 8: That she was going to release naked photos and made
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  Speaker 8: a million dollars in one day.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't post any naked photo.
• 6:00
  Speaker 6: Well, this this headline in Reddit says Rachel Dolizel launches
• 6:05
  Speaker 6: only fans for foot picks and Squatsy she's not hot.
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  Speaker 4: I well, we have a brand new round of what
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  Speaker 4: you show cartnarks agent Sebastian trying to get people to
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  Speaker 4: do the right thing and return those cards. Uh, any
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  Speaker 4: kind of preview, any kind of thing you could tell.
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  Speaker 3: Us before we get We're going to find on the
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  Speaker 3: explosive scale house, very explosive and and thanks to the
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: power of the Internet, we're going to find a superb
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  Speaker 3: liar is going to be exposed. Behind the scenes information
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  Speaker 3: coming up. You don't want to turn that dial, all right.
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  Speaker 4: And Agent Sebastian of the card Narks out there in
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  Speaker 4: these parking lots.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to get people to do what they're supposed to do,
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  Speaker 1: bring the card.
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  Speaker 4: Back to the card corral or back to the front
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  Speaker 4: of the store, and a brand new round of cartnar
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  Speaker 4: Narks cart Narks.
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  Speaker 1: What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
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  Speaker 1: not on you? Carnarks, cart Narks, What You're gonna do.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: What You're gonna do when they not on you?
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  Speaker 4: Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Arks.
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  Speaker 1: List of discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: So much cart Narks material on Instagram at Cartnarks on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Also on YouTube, you can check out the cart Narks
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  Speaker 3: YouTube page.
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  Speaker 4: And Agents of Astian tell us about this explosive confrontation
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  Speaker 4: to the sky driving a very nice, bright red PORSIAU,
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  Speaker 4: which to me.
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  Speaker 3: Is a waste of Portia quite because it looks like
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: any other mid size crossover sub sort of thing, but
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  Speaker 3: a very nice car. He's at a warehouse club, so
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  Speaker 3: he's got some cash and he takes his cart, and
• 7:49
  Speaker 3: he says, oh, I'm right here on this sidewalk a
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna leave it there. That's the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't walk any now.
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  Speaker 3: He says, he's got a gray hair, he's a silver
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  Speaker 3: Fox five eight, maybe a stout gentleman. And so I
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  Speaker 3: approached him, and I assume he's going to be to
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  Speaker 3: be nice and say, oh, I'm sorry, I slip my mind.
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  Speaker 3: But no, he has a ton of excuses.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, you're gonna do with it. Cart returns right there, sir,
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  Speaker 5: But it's not as long as he took to get.
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  Speaker 1: Out here up the last time, like with si right hair,
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  Speaker 1: and walked in with it.
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  Speaker 5: That's interesting. I mean, that's nice, I suppose.
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  Speaker 3: But like, let's say you go to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 3: you find let's say that someone is taking a dump
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  Speaker 3: on the toilet seat.
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  Speaker 5: If you then clean that off, but then leave your
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  Speaker 5: own dump, that's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not out of the way.
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  Speaker 9: I've found it right there.
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  Speaker 1: I've walked in with them. You didn't get in the line,
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  Speaker 1: saved them time picking up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you could have done a nice thing. You're being now,
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  Speaker 3: you're being a child. Sir, you're being a child in
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  Speaker 3: and you're getting a magnif for that one, sir too
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  Speaker 3: late already his first well, his first excuse is, what
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  Speaker 3: do you want me to do with it?
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  Speaker 1: We could possibly I've never been to a stool.
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  Speaker 3: Second excuses, well, that's where I found it. Of course
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  Speaker 3: I shut that down. Third excuse was one I's not
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: gonna do anything anymore. And then he threw on the
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: excuse that what he was just previewing last segment of Well.
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  Speaker 8: Look, I mean I already went in there, and I
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  Speaker 8: spent a lot of money and I pushed my thing
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  Speaker 8: around above the Yeah, I'm they're making they owe me right,
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  Speaker 8: So then you know, so three four, five excuses, he's
• 9:18
  Speaker 8: just you know, verbally sparring with me.
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  Speaker 3: At this point he gets the magnet says I don't
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  Speaker 3: want chopping car like a jerk, So that of course
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: escalates to physical threats.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, you're very old man. That's not gonna happen. You're
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  Speaker 5: just out of here. See how I was ready to
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: block you my car, just my car, So you want
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: me to no, I don't check you you tell me
• 9:39
  Speaker 5: to do it? Are you like an x MM A
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: fighter or something? I don't know about what lee do
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  Speaker 5: you fight in?
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  Speaker 7: Tess?
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  Speaker 1: My car from nail yours next linebacker in the NFL?
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  Speaker 8: So you.
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  Speaker 1: Used to be a linebacker in the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: He's given his resume. Okay, well you know I'm seeing
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: he's driving a Porsche, a new Porsche. I'm thinking that Porsche.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: Sorry that that might be right, But I noticed, like
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: I said, he's probably in his late fifties. He is,
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: or maybe even older.
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  Speaker 5: He is not tall.
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: He's shorter than I am. He's like five eight or
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  Speaker 3: something like that. Rudy did make it to the NFL,
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  Speaker 3: so LT Yeah, so let's find out. Let's find out
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  Speaker 3: the next lineback in the NFL.
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  Speaker 5: So a little short for that, aren't you?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I am.
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm so bad ass?
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: How fast?
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: What was your forty times? Sir? Four to six? That's
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: pretty good. Do you want to know what's your forty
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: time today?
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  Speaker 8: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Enough to catch slow fat ass?
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: So I trained off it?
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, you guys chataing out? So he ran a four six,
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  Speaker 3: which is decent for a linebacker. Yeah yeah, if indeed,
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: because he would have looking by his age, I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if I had the combine back then this,
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: and you know, so I'm like, well, I'm pointing that out,
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: and I love the stats.
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  Speaker 9: He's also contradicting himself because he's pointing out that he's
• 10:55
  Speaker 9: in such great shade right, but can't get to the cart.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: It's a long way, that's true, are okay?
• 11:00
  Speaker 7: So uh?
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: He then just pretend the quarterback is at the car corral, right,
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: go get them, get them, so he thinks he can
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  Speaker 3: catch Havy though, But meanwhile I'm staying away from him
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: because again I'm pointing out in this type of all
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: the time, where wyn't you fight me, you puss well,
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: because that's not what the point of the card, narks is.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: The point.
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  Speaker 3: The point is we can behave like civilized human beings.
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  Speaker 9: Nah.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Well that's when I point out to.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Him away, Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you over a car.
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: That'd be very immature of me. What scene did you
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  Speaker 5: play for? By the way, l A Ram something like
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: the l A Lazy Bones is what it sounds like.
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, l A Rams for folks who aren't aware they
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: were in LA went to Saint Louis for a number
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: of years and his age. I thought, well, maybe this
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: guy could have played for the l A Rams because
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: he was he was old enough he might have been
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: in their first stint in l A.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, a little googling, little sleuthing, little AI ing,
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  Speaker 3: I found this guy's football resume. I'm not going to
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: say his name on the air, because that's not the
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: point of card arcs to docs as they say, what
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  Speaker 3: number was he? Yeah? Number Z, I can find that out. Actually, uh,
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  Speaker 3: he was a linebacker, you know what, I'll say. He
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  Speaker 3: was number eleven. Okay, he played from nineteen seventy six
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: to nineteen seventy nine for a that's his for a
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Division three football team. Oh, he was on the l
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: A Rams shortly thereafter. Okay, in the ticketing division. What
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: a couple of.
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  Speaker 10: So he worked there.
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  Speaker 4: So he was a linebacker and he was at one
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: point employed by the Rams, just not as a linebacker.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: A badass. Kick my ass ticket those trivia and pieces together.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, one of those booths I go to to give
• 12:52
  Speaker 10: my tickets.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Let me just say this, and again I'm not doxing
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: him directly, but again, thanks to AI, he was listed.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I found an old program from like nineteen eighty one,
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: and he's listed in the ticketing department.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 3: I have his old photo from nineteen seventy. To be fair,
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: they had won the Super Bowl away work there, he
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: would have gotten a ring. He was listed at six
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: ft two hundre pounds. Again when I ran into him,
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: he was probably five eight one. Eighties strink when you
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: get older, Man, I don't know thought that much. So
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: my boy, my buddy, But that just kind of shows you.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: And he's now a sales some kind of sales guy
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: in the area that he's in. But just shows you
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: how like I guarantee he used that line throughout the
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: eighties to try to get laid at bars. Oh first, yeah,
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: google it right, there's there wasn't googs. There wasn't all
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: the powers that that we the cartnarks have. But people
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: can see how tall he is your intelligence division, right
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: and see and even me you saw and I didn't
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: even know the times like, man, you don't look like
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: an NFL lot because even in the seventies and eighties
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: they were pretty big dudes, especially line back roster. He's
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: got to be six foot or so. He like he
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: was built like a cornerback or running back.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, lineback in the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, your next fing ticket taker.
• 14:00
  Speaker 8: All Right.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: Cart narks continues next year on The Woody Show Hanger,
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: jumping back in to another brand new round of cartnarks
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: for you this morning, Agent Sebastian in the parking lots,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: trying to get people do the right.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Thing and return those carts.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: And uh, we've got a bad taste in our mouths
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: from that lazy fake La Rams linebacker who again played
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: D three college, so basically junior college, which basically means
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: he had a pulse. I'll put a helmet on. But
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: they lied about it to my face, only to be
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: found out by the Again, as they say, the internet
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: is undefeated. Let's go to a nicer lady. Of course,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: when I was up covering the Morgan fight in Philadelphia
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: and did some cart narking during the day, and wouldn't
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: you know it, no one tried to kill.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Me in Philadelphia, shocking surprise.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: In fact, I found a nice lady with one of
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: the best accents who didn't fight me at it.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: In fact kind of said, Okay, it's not a big deal.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: For you.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: If you like me to, I'll do it. I'll talk
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: to you if you like me too, I'm happy to.
• 15:04
  Speaker 8: Do it for you.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: It's sure, you offered, I'll do it, Okay.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Some folks say that's a Delco accident, which is different
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Delaware County, which is different than a Philadelphia accident.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: It's pretty similar. I would say so too, But yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: You want.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I was kind of I don't even have to put
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: on the signer though.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a kind of morphs. You're getting from like Philadelphia
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: into Jersey, and then the further north you go, it
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: changes even a little bit more to become the New
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: York accent. Then you go even further up north than that,
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: you start getting in the Massachusetts and that Boston kind
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: of thing.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: It just it's all version of the same general thing,
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: general mushmouth. Yeah yeah, and then of course you can
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: go west and get it the the pittsburgheese out of that.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: But she was very sweet, yea, i'll do it.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: You want to do it, I'll day, but yeah, bring
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: it back.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: She was very friendly. But it's also like it's news
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: to her.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, okay, car, I'll hold on and just put
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: my milk on the car.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Water.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put this case of water in my milk.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I agree, Greg, I am. I'm a bit perturbed. The
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: first guy had it too, like the fake like what yeah, OK,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: what do you show cart narks? So some celebrities, more
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: celebrities have become aware of cart narks and uh, we
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: may have a beef on our hands. One Lewis J.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Gomez for folks who don't know, he runs the Legion
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: a Skanks skank Fest, a very very popular podcast, and
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: he was exposed to me and the cart narks.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Another famous person I've never heard of.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Lewis Lewis like, you go to skank Fest?
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: I can't.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: It is hundreds of that, like World Cup. It is
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: a lot to say that. I will say this. We
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: we are crapping on it now. But I get his podcast.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I've made the point before. It has nothing to do
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: with him or the podcast. I'm sure he's a lovely
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: person or maybe not.
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: I got to be.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with anything.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: And just back to a previous conversation we've had about
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: like every day it feels like you hear about another
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: person who's quote super famous, but you've never heard of.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I think that that's modern day celebrity.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're very fractured, media wized. In any case, he
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: found out about me and this is his opinion.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: And with some other folks found another person to hate
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: on the internet. And what will happen is you'll put
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: your groceries away, and then you'll, as we all do,
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: look around, and then you push your grocery going away
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: from your car and getting your car and drive away
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: as we all do. Whatever groceries are overpriced, okay, And
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: then as you start driving away, he takes a big
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: magnet that says.
• 17:35
  Speaker 11: Something I didn't put my card away, something like I'm
• 17:38
  Speaker 11: a slob or something like like something like that car,
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: and he throws the magnet in your car and it's
• 17:43
  Speaker 11: six to your car. And then you stop there on video,
• 17:46
  Speaker 11: you stop. You're like, that's a crime, you pie.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: You're all on video looking like a lunatic because this
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: guy is going out being a little bitch.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: The way he told the story though, he said they
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: were committing they're telling people committed a crime.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Well, some people yell that at me. I think the
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: way he told the story, though, makes me want to
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: watch cars. It's more than an endorsement for what you're doing.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: He's some thing. Most people hear that, they go, oh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: that sounds cool.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: So he even admitted it in the preface like you're
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: done with your cars, you look around because you know
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: you're doing something wrong. And to be fair, Lewis Gomez,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: he's very I think he calls himself the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: He's he he he tweeted out about this and he
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: said before he played, he said, I'm torn because I've
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: enjoyed some cartnarks videos. But he's also a wee rat,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: to which to be true, right, but to which his
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: his follower said, this is a perfect follower response. He
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: would only be a rat if he was going to
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: the authorities. He's being a burden to people that are
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: continually burdens on society. This is more street justice exactly.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: He is doing God's work. Another person says, hey, Louis,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: your Puerto Rican is showing that's not very nice, so
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: he's gonna get flagged. He then yeah, exactly. He then, uh, Lewis, Well,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: he's the kind of guy who joke about that. He says,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: what would happen if he were confronted by me? If
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: this guy threw a bagman in my car, you'd be
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: busting him.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: It will be World War three, dude, it would be
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: This guy would have the perfect video.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, goddamn it, what I react Lewis and basketball shorts.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: No way, it does not end with Lewis holding the
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: card over his head like Donkey Kong.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But everybody says the same thing.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: Would Yeah, I think with this guy because he did
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: a podcast episode that I listened to with Tom Segura's wife,
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Christina Christina, and yeah, he's like, yeah, like stab fights
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: with his his roommates and stuff.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he he he Uh.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: There are videos of him finding people on the streets,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: so he's kind of he's kind of of that nature
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: and which which makes sense and not by the way,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: spoiler alert. I talked to him last year at the
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: gathering of the Juggalos because he was the host with
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Big Joyo christ so he doesn't even know these are
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: you have a conversation.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: With me just out of curiosity. Elevator kind of pitch
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: with skank Fest.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: So it is it's basically it is a comedy festival,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: so it's based upon their podcast.
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: Oh no, dude, it seems like it's always Welsome street Fair.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It's way bigger than anything we've ever done. It's I
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I bet I stopped by one of the ones they
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: had in North Vegas, and it's every big comedian from
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis on down you've ever heard of to David
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: tel like all those all these people you know like
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Mena says Thomson, Burt Kreischer. They all know these people
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: very very well.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And it's like a couple of hundred comedians a couple
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: of thousand people. They do it in New Orleans or Vegas.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: It's nasty, basically old Opi and Anthony fans kind of
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: moved to Legion of Skanks. That's where that that crowded people.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: The crowd not especially no the way he said fulsome
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: street fair, which is why there's not hardcore a.
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: The way that he was talking about on that podcast
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: episode that there were maybe there's one like flashing and
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: stuff like I've been to it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It's not that.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what do you show cart narks?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Finally they have a really funny idea to to turn
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: the tables on me the cartner. All right, so we
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: have to get the sticker stickery magnet on the sticker picker.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: That's a great bit. He does that, and you come
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: here with another one. You're gayer, You're like wen.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I think his main problem with me is I'm the
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: character of Cartnark is kind of a weeve and kind
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: of a dork.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, but that's like the real person who's supermanly.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, character right, all right, not a stretch. So
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: but again, his followers kind of put them in place,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I believe, and he admitted they're they're kind of funny sometimes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Finally on the cart Narks.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Here this guy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I never heard of him before, and you'd be right
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: to say I never heard of this guy. Bobby Joey
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Bola Bola.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's his look. He said.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: He does songs, okay, and here's his song called the Returner.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It would be so easy to load my groceries and
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: escape back to man there.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm trying to build a world where we bit.
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: You know, it's looking.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta start somewhere. Oh, there's no crime, there's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: no time.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: I just thought that I'm trying.
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: To be.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: When I'm out there.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Well, put sir, all right, Bobby Joe Abola, alright, the
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: main themes will be a decent person.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: There you go, brand new round of Cardinals. Everybody check,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: got a bunch of videos on you. They're on our Instagram,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: at cards and on the cart and Arks YouTube.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Sorry you're very old man. That's not gonna happen.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Get out of here.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: She has really block you.
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: What my car?
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: Just what car?
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: So you want me to No, I don't attend you,
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Tom Do you tell me to do it? I'm are
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: you like an xmm A fighter or something? I don't
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: know about. What league do you fight in?
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: That's my car?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: And nail your ass' next linebacker in the NFL something
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: knock out of yps.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Get out, Get the hell out of my house.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: In Jesus' name, I pray you'll get in the name
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: of the Lord, would he shut