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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Buy five Barista, make coffees and get the sixth free.
- 0:06Speaker 1: No catch, just use their coffee card.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Ooh yeah that works.
- 0:13Speaker 4: Looking shut up, yahs, Queen.
- 0:19Speaker 3: So good. Yeah space here I would. Oh it's the
- 0:35Speaker 3: honanky Big Show. Turtle Neck Tuesday. You get a yumade, bastards.
- 0:46Speaker 3: You are listening to the Big Show brought to you
- 0:48Speaker 3: by Night. Oh dear, what turtal next Tuesday. That's taking
- 0:58Speaker 3: me back, But Mogie.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Remember you to do turtle neck Tuesday.
- 1:03Speaker 3: But you're not wearing a turtle neck. You're wearing a
- 1:06Speaker 3: very tight, accentuating tea shirt there. And I'm just loving
- 1:13Speaker 3: what I'm seeing there, Magie. I appreciate that, especially.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Coming from you. Had thanks man, you're mad dog.
- 1:20Speaker 5: Yeah sure, you're a six son of a bee man.
- 1:23Speaker 5: I am always had been true. Good to see you
- 1:26Speaker 5: and good to see your mate over there.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Oh oh, Keezy, he's wearing a turtle neck. He's looking
- 1:35Speaker 3: very smart. Actually, he's looking very good looking.
- 1:39Speaker 4: He delivers one of his brons.
- 1:42Speaker 3: He's looking very strapping in his black suit and green turtleneck.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Of course, thanks fellow.
- 1:48Speaker 3: The Pie Awards tonight and you'll be going to those
- 1:54Speaker 3: with the old punk soun. I believe that's right.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I hope you don't mind me bringing back turtleneck Tuesday.
- 1:58Speaker 4: It is a formal event tonight, Son, and I'll be
- 2:00Speaker 4: suiting up. I've put my ted on neck on, I've
- 2:02Speaker 4: had it on all day. Actually, it's good to be backfellas.
- 2:05Speaker 4: It feels great. Shall we bring it back? No? No,
- 2:07Speaker 4: I'm all good. No, I'm all good as well.
- 2:10Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what big show ahead on the
- 2:13Speaker 3: radio show. We've got Vanilla Radio coming up. Also some
- 2:18Speaker 3: Olympic jet and I've got a new addiction.
- 2:21Speaker 4: Didn't you say that you had a new addiction yesterday?
- 2:23Speaker 4: But yeah, didn't do it.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't get to it because of those warrior fellas.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just didn't shut up.
- 2:29Speaker 4: That's true. Also, Jason, just reading here, another chance to
- 2:32Speaker 4: possibly win a trip to the Grand Final of the
- 2:34Speaker 4: NRL or Bathtist. But would you rather give the drawer? Yeah,
- 2:38Speaker 4: apparently you can give the drawer for that within the
- 2:39Speaker 4: next thirty minutes. That's what. Oh yeah, so good.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Hey, but let's get into the chains of a blink.
- 2:46Speaker 4: Can you don't wake you up? Why not?
- 2:48Speaker 2: The whole achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 2:52Speaker 2: and Keys.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the Black Keys there on the radio Hodarky
- 2:56Speaker 3: Big Show. There's Tuesday Afternoon. But right now it's time
- 3:00Speaker 3: for that ship, Vanilla Radio.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Turn that ship off.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Well, I think the only mistake we made with that
- 3:12Speaker 3: sting is that it's with Hody j It could be
- 3:14Speaker 3: with any of us. I mean, I don't want to
- 3:17Speaker 3: be the only one that comes out with really shit ideas,
- 3:20Speaker 3: is what I'm saying.
- 3:21Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
- 3:22Speaker 5: I just feel sort of feel like you're the figurehead
- 3:23Speaker 5: for us with his TV. You know, we all talk
- 3:28Speaker 5: about you know.
- 3:29Speaker 4: So it's me with my really bad ideas. So I
- 3:32Speaker 4: love knowing what people having for dinner. Mogi loves TV.
- 3:34Speaker 4: You love doing just vanilla radio.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Yeah, I know fair enough to stick with it.
- 3:39Speaker 4: So I'm doing. Having said that you're leading this one,
- 3:42Speaker 4: I'm leading this one today. So how this new segment
- 3:44Speaker 4: works is I was just gonna do some old school
- 3:46Speaker 4: Vanilla Radio where we bring a topic to the to
- 3:49Speaker 4: the to the listeners, something that happened in our day today,
- 3:53Speaker 4: and then we ask for text feedback and opinions. All Right,
- 3:56Speaker 4: so for Vanilla Radio today, Fellas, if you notice I'm
- 4:01Speaker 4: wearing a sort of a different swittshirt, it's kind of
- 4:03Speaker 4: a unique switcher that you don't see very often. This already,
- 4:07Speaker 4: this is just doing my head.
- 4:09Speaker 3: And guys, you're wearing a turtleneck.
- 4:14Speaker 4: It's not in feshion at all. No, I no, it's
- 4:17Speaker 4: it's it's kind of wacky, but it keeps my neck warm.
- 4:19Speaker 4: And but I was putting it on, I looked in
- 4:21Speaker 4: the mirror and I thought far out, there's a lot
- 4:23Speaker 4: of different kinds of sweaters, aren't there. That's so true. Yeah,
- 4:26Speaker 4: And I was thinking, and feel free to text on
- 4:29Speaker 4: three four eight three New Zealand what kind of sweaters
- 4:32Speaker 4: do you guys prefer? Because I personally, while I am
- 4:35Speaker 4: wearing a turtleneck, I'm a hoodie boy. Yeah yeah, what
- 4:39Speaker 4: just your standy hoodie. Ye're just a stand in hoodie.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Pull it over nice and beg and baggy. Do you
- 4:45Speaker 4: hate it when it sort of messes your hair up? Keys?
- 4:47Speaker 3: Because you got pretty.
- 4:49Speaker 5: You know you're here, you look after it, mate, You're
- 4:51Speaker 5: always messing with it and fussing with it.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Mike, that is a great point. I do hate it
- 4:56Speaker 4: when it messes up my hair.
- 4:58Speaker 3: You mean you pull it over? Yeah?
- 4:59Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's right. Well, what
- 5:03Speaker 4: sweeter are you into, Jason? Look, I don't mind a sweeter.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I'm fond of the sweater, particularly if I'm just relaxing
- 5:11Speaker 3: at home, I'll put a.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Sweater on um.
- 5:15Speaker 3: And you know, when I'm at home, I don't worry
- 5:16Speaker 3: about my hair too much, and then I just put
- 5:19Speaker 3: my cap on anyway. But I'll be honest with you.
- 5:22Speaker 3: In gyms of sweaters, I prefer a jersey, a jersey,
- 5:26Speaker 3: because you look at the one I'm wearing right now,
- 5:28Speaker 3: for example, it's woolen. It's warm, it's comfy, a crack up,
- 5:35Speaker 3: it's funny, it's blue and gray. Yeah. I guess if
- 5:40Speaker 3: I'm being really honest about it, I like a woolen jersey.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Oh Mike, what kind of sweeter are you in? Soon?
- 5:49Speaker 6: Like?
- 5:50Speaker 5: I like hoodies as well, but ones with zips, and
- 5:53Speaker 5: that's so that I can wear them with a jacket
- 5:56Speaker 5: and they'll be open. Because if you're a jacket and
- 5:58Speaker 5: you've got an amzippable hoodie, you look like.
- 6:00Speaker 4: A goose, goose goose.
- 6:03Speaker 3: I like it.
- 6:03Speaker 5: I like a zipper and I have actually some hoodies
- 6:07Speaker 5: at home that I'm going to bring in because I
- 6:09Speaker 5: got them and they don't have zips up in the middle,
- 6:11Speaker 5: and I hate them.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I hate them. So that sounds like a hot take.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Is that a hot take? It's not a hot take.
- 6:15Speaker 4: I just don't like hot take, Siren. Yeah, Mike doesn't
- 6:23Speaker 4: like hoodies with zips. He hates them.
- 6:25Speaker 3: I hate them.
- 6:25Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, but it's I gues it's a hot take.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Having said that.
- 6:29Speaker 4: Oh sorry, it's a hot take. A look.
- 6:35Speaker 3: You know you've just peaked my interest there, Mogie, because
- 6:39Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of the hoodie with a jacket
- 6:41Speaker 3: over the top, you know, my cool brown leather jacket.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Oh yeah, with my hoodie underneath like that.
- 6:47Speaker 3: Having said that, I don't mind that my hoodie doesn't
- 6:49Speaker 3: have a zip.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what gave me the idea that I
- 6:52Speaker 4: don't like it. Wait, so, Jason, you don't mind a
- 6:56Speaker 4: hoodie with a zip? No, I don't.
- 6:58Speaker 3: I don't mind if the hoodie he's got a zepp
- 7:00Speaker 3: or it doesn't have a zipp.
- 7:03Speaker 4: What do you think? New Zealand give us a text
- 7:05Speaker 4: on three four eight three. What sweaters do you prefer,
- 7:09Speaker 4: and we'll get back to the soon. Every text in
- 7:10Speaker 4: the drawer for a fifty line night and day.
- 7:12Speaker 3: About you good stuff mate.
- 7:14Speaker 1: In the meantime, he said, blood the Hodiarchy.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Big show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune in four
- 7:21Speaker 2: on radio.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Hold a simple minds there on the radio, Honarkey Big
- 7:25Speaker 3: show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty three
- 7:28Speaker 3: on Vanilla Radio Today.
- 7:30Speaker 4: The topic was what sort of sweated do you prefer?
- 7:35Speaker 4: Lots of texts coming in on three four eight three, Jase,
- 7:37Speaker 4: I just update everyone with.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Those sure, just before you do that, Ah, Pugs came
- 7:41Speaker 3: in and he thow a real spanner in the works
- 7:43Speaker 3: here he said, he prefers a vest.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Yes, yes he does. Actually that is a real hot take,
- 7:47Speaker 4: a bit of sound, the hot take alarm, and funnily enough,
- 7:53Speaker 4: he doesn't own any crazy that Pugs aren't. Robbie here,
- 7:58Speaker 4: good eight fellas. I love a good button up cardigan.
- 8:02Speaker 4: Great for all occasions a date, and my missus can
- 8:05Speaker 4: even borrow it for work, especially if you're a science teacher.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Exactly so, Robbie, button up CARDI.
- 8:12Speaker 3: That's another thing. Actually, my daughter steals my sweatshirts all
- 8:16Speaker 3: the time.
- 8:18Speaker 4: Why don't you steal that one?
- 8:20Speaker 3: She doesn't like the jerseys.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Ah, here's another text. Definitely hoodies, no zip.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Oh I know that.
- 8:29Speaker 4: Nah, I don't know that. I don't know that at all.
- 8:32Speaker 4: Good a fellas. I prefer a crew neck. Oh, now,
- 8:37Speaker 4: can you define a crewnick? Is it just a circle
- 8:42Speaker 4: where your head goes? What is it? Is it a
- 8:44Speaker 4: V next?
- 8:48Speaker 3: I know the phrase, I just don't know what it is.
- 8:52Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's just a circle neck hole. A
- 8:54Speaker 4: circle neck hole. Well, you put your head through there.
- 8:57Speaker 3: You put your head through all of them at some
- 8:59Speaker 3: point point.
- 9:00Speaker 4: Actually, I probably recommend you two. You guys will probably
- 9:02Speaker 4: be a bit with a V neck.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be able to.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with your brother, just saying what else you
- 9:09Speaker 4: got there? Man? Ah, I prefer hoodies, hoodies nuts. That's
- 9:17Speaker 4: a good Yes, there's actually a hot take. That a
- 9:21Speaker 4: hot take. I like sweaters that cover Keysy's mouth so
- 9:28Speaker 4: we don't have to listen to this punishing chat. Oh yeah,
- 9:30Speaker 4: they're the best.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Actually, if you if you pulled up your little turtleneck there,
- 9:36Speaker 3: it wouldn't cover your mouth.
- 9:37Speaker 4: I'm a turtleneck yeah, yeah, yeah, it would.
- 9:40Speaker 3: Wouldn't cover your honker, but it would cover your turtle neck.
- 9:45Speaker 4: Keep those things coming in on three four o three.
- 9:47Speaker 4: By the way, you could win a fifty old night
- 9:48Speaker 4: and Day voucher.
- 9:49Speaker 3: And can I just before we leave this topic, is
- 9:53Speaker 3: a Vesta hoodie?
- 9:55Speaker 4: Sorry? Switcher? Yeah, there's a Vesta switcher. Yeah, because it's
- 9:58Speaker 4: not a hoodie because it doesn't have a hood on it.
- 10:00Speaker 3: While we're talking, switch it tonay.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah, they've gotta have sleeves. Yeah, I think it has
- 10:04Speaker 4: to be a ship. It's not Tops.
- 10:05Speaker 5: This isn't tops chat because they would have single it
- 10:09Speaker 5: to be in their T shirts, right, polo necks.
- 10:13Speaker 3: So if you're going to text it and say you
- 10:15Speaker 3: prefer a this, that's disqualified.
- 10:17Speaker 4: Now that bother. Yeah, yeah, it's also a hot take.
- 10:25Speaker 4: That's good stuff. Fellas. Hey, you keeping the air out
- 10:28Speaker 4: inside the next sort of ten minutes or so? Would
- 10:30Speaker 4: you rather? The cut call is going to play, so
- 10:32Speaker 4: get ready to call one hundred darkey So good.
- 10:35Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiche
- 10:40Speaker 2: Radio Hodarchy.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Would you.
- 10:47Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, would you rather Bathhurst or the NRL Grand Final?
- 10:51Speaker 3: A big decision for the punters. To make fellows.
- 10:54Speaker 4: Certainly is Jason Hoyt. And someone's just texting here asking
- 10:58Speaker 4: what the sort of the full extent of the prizes
- 11:00Speaker 4: are at all, says hey Darren here texting it from Hamilton,
- 11:06Speaker 4: just wondering what's the sort of full deal with either package?
- 11:10Speaker 4: Just so I can decide which one I want to
- 11:11Speaker 4: go for it? Should I phone up and win? We
- 11:14Speaker 4: don't phone up? And when you phone up and go
- 11:16Speaker 4: in the draw for his phone up and go in
- 11:18Speaker 4: the drawer? First one here obviously four nights on Mount
- 11:21Speaker 4: Panorama watching the Mighty Bathurst one thousands. Just clarify something
- 11:25Speaker 4: flights accommodation included. What that's car racing? Right, great question, Mogi.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Yes that is car racing. And I'll be sleeping on
- 11:34Speaker 4: pat Mount Panorama. I don't know which hotel it is,
- 11:38Speaker 4: but there are plenty of hotels and restaurants and all
- 11:40Speaker 4: sorts on Mount Panorama. There are hotels, motels, holiday. It's
- 11:44Speaker 4: a really good question, Mogi. Yes, there's an assortment.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Is the spending money.
- 11:52Speaker 4: No, it doesn't say anything about spending money. They could be,
- 11:55Speaker 4: but I'm thinking no. The second option is the weekend
- 11:58Speaker 4: of your life at the NRL and Final in Cindy,
- 12:01Speaker 4: Cindy Sunday in Cyndy in Cyndy Races on the Satday
- 12:07Speaker 4: in a pre match cruise of the game on the Sunday.
- 12:10Speaker 4: Sorry Sunday, good lord, Well, I'm glad.
- 12:14Speaker 3: I'm glad you've clarified. Clarification the easy Alana from Christ's Life.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. You had a good day, Elena, not.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 12:28Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust? Quick question? Early
- 12:35Speaker 4: early childhood? Did you care if you don't mind? Yeah, okay, thanks?
- 12:39Speaker 4: Quick question, Alana? What's your favorite type of switcher.
- 12:44Speaker 3: You gotta go with?
- 12:45Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, all right, Elana?
- 12:49Speaker 3: What would you rather the n r L Grand Final.
- 12:55Speaker 3: It's gonna go the mate.
- 12:57Speaker 4: I thought that direction the Rugby League by the way.
- 13:01Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, all right, Elana, I'll chuck you over in
- 13:04Speaker 3: a bugs in the studio. Be thanks, mate. Get a
- 13:08Speaker 3: Victoria from Toad on a house life.
- 13:11Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Yes, are those kids behaving themselves?
- 13:18Speaker 2: They won't be now that I've walked away.
- 13:21Speaker 4: Yeah, just put the stop. Stop them in their tracks
- 13:23Speaker 4: with a.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Hacker, Victoria. What do you do for a crust?
- 13:30Speaker 2: I'm a cross improvement.
- 13:31Speaker 3: An Oh yeah, backbone.
- 13:35Speaker 4: Hey, backbone, Victoria. What's your favorite type of sweater?
- 13:39Speaker 1: A c nick?
- 13:42Speaker 3: What is a crew nick? Please?
- 13:44Speaker 4: Just like a round nick jumper, Just around nick jumper.
- 13:48Speaker 4: Come on, jas, hey Victoria, Yeah, come on, jas. Would
- 13:52Speaker 4: you rather go to the Bathurst or the NRL grad fine?
- 13:54Speaker 3: Hey Victoria, before you answer, I'm predicting Bathurst. Wow.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not really keen on any time in Sunday,
- 14:02Speaker 1: so I think I'm.
- 14:05Speaker 3: Mount I just have a vibe for these scenes.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Man.
- 14:11Speaker 3: All right, Victoria, you saw on the line and Pugson
- 14:15Speaker 3: and Studio B will look after you. All right, thanks.
- 14:18Speaker 7: Boys, mate, Hey, fellasone, look a massive backbone.
- 14:23Speaker 4: There's a tough one. Would you rather have a nose
- 14:25Speaker 4: that never stops growing or ears that never stop growing? Look,
- 14:33Speaker 4: neither of them bother me to be honest, right, Yeah, no,
- 14:38Speaker 4: that's a good option.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, neither of them bother me to be honest. Right.
- 14:47Speaker 4: You wouldn't go for the ears. I suppose not, actually,
- 14:50Speaker 4: because then you both have the ears and the nose
- 14:52Speaker 4: growing full time, so that it'd be pretty full on.
- 14:56Speaker 3: This is a bit of Metallican.
- 15:03Speaker 4: I'm just sort of our topic for tomorrow.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Geeze, cutters, yes or no.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Ship that's vanilla wherever I may roam. What a that's
- 15:14Speaker 4: all right?
- 15:22Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Hold Ike, welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday
- 15:31Speaker 3: is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
- 15:34Speaker 3: big Show brought to you by Night.
- 15:41Speaker 6: Day.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Wow.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Potential there we could, we could become a boy band.
- 15:49Speaker 7: Nice totally the Honkers obviously I'd be doing I'd be
- 15:53Speaker 7: doing the bass, Keezy, the treble. I'll be falsetto, Yeah,
- 15:57Speaker 7: falsetto Keezy falsetto of Mogi treble.
- 16:02Speaker 4: So good, ma'am. Have you guys heard about the foot
- 16:06Speaker 4: all of fifty Barista made coffees at night and day?
- 16:08Speaker 4: Who the Honkers? I thought they were a boy then
- 16:12Speaker 4: it was so confusing. Anyway, they do have it, so
- 16:14Speaker 4: you should go along your little coffee fixed all right?
- 16:16Speaker 4: What special are they running at the moment?
- 16:18Speaker 3: You know?
- 16:18Speaker 4: After six? Why is that just because it hasn't been
- 16:21Speaker 4: sent through yet? Oh?
- 16:22Speaker 3: Oh, there it is. It's the Keezy Special. What does
- 16:25Speaker 3: that entail?
- 16:26Speaker 4: Oh it's just come through.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, keezy special. It says here, obviously, hang on
- 16:32Speaker 3: nasal spray.
- 16:32Speaker 4: Are you reading it?
- 16:33Speaker 3: Connie's super small.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Portman's a keg premium a kg a keg. They're calling
- 16:42Speaker 4: it a nasal spray. Yeah yeah, Connie speechlessens, speech lessons.
- 16:50Speaker 7: Oh, a nebulizer and a five thousand dollars hospital nebulizer.
- 16:55Speaker 4: All of that for twelve ninety nine. A right happy.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Hey. Now listen, there's a lot going on sport wise,
- 17:08Speaker 3: so we're going to get into a bit of Olympic chat.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I don't know about you, fellas, I'll
- 17:13Speaker 3: watched it quite a bit of it last night, Efane
- 17:15Speaker 3: and Jeff and all over the bar. Will Yeah, I
- 17:17Speaker 3: was getting quite upset with some of the stuff that
- 17:19Speaker 3: was going on. But we'll go to a tune and
- 17:21Speaker 3: we'll get into that very shortly. Here's Queens to the
- 17:23Speaker 3: Stone tune, go with the flow.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Many Big Show podcasts, indeed, good shit.
- 17:29Speaker 3: There on the radio, Kardaky Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 17:32Speaker 3: The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock. And if
- 17:34Speaker 3: you're anything like me, you'll be loving the Olympics at
- 17:36Speaker 3: the moment.
- 17:37Speaker 5: That's right. Jase and Mike I'll be honest with you.
- 17:39Speaker 5: The only thing that matters to me, man is cold
- 17:42Speaker 5: hard metals.
- 17:43Speaker 3: Sure, where are we at?
- 17:44Speaker 4: Keyzy ah, I get nervous middle, tell me update, Yes,
- 17:53Speaker 4: New Zealand. How many golds? None yet?
- 17:57Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 17:57Speaker 4: You know, positive thinking zero silver and no bronze yet.
- 18:01Speaker 4: So we're on zero.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Hey, but we've got a fourth and the seventh. Can't
- 18:07Speaker 3: keep saying we've got a couple of top tens in there.
- 18:09Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's an asterix on that bronze because we've
- 18:13Speaker 5: got a fourth.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yeah, so zero asterisks.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Right, Okay, shall we talk about what's coming up tonight though?
- 18:18Speaker 4: On the Olympics?
- 18:19Speaker 8: Sure, silver, bronze, run, jump, shot put, through, hammer throw, surfing, skateboarding.
- 18:33Speaker 4: What's happening in gay Paris? Guys, it's all happening six
- 18:40Speaker 4: o'clock tonight. All right, you've got.
- 18:43Speaker 3: There going to miss that because we'll be doing the show.
- 18:47Speaker 3: It's no good to me.
- 18:47Speaker 4: We've got a TV in here.
- 18:48Speaker 3: I don't know to be distracted. I'm doing the show.
- 18:51Speaker 4: This event will go for over an hour. It is
- 18:53Speaker 4: the men's solo or individual triathlon. You're got to keep
- 18:57Speaker 4: an eye on Dylan McCulloch and of course, Hayden wire.
- 18:59Speaker 5: I think that's been because there's so much poos in
- 19:04Speaker 5: the river in the sign.
- 19:06Speaker 4: This is breaking news, fellas. News has just come through
- 19:12Speaker 4: that the triathlon has been delayed due to poos and
- 19:15Speaker 4: the river sin Yeah, all right, so just thought I
- 19:17Speaker 4: let you know that. You guys know about that. You're
- 19:20Speaker 4: nailing it today. Brother, you are on five man one
- 19:23Speaker 4: thirty am Owen Robinson. That's a bit late for me.
- 19:26Speaker 4: The traps, the men's shooting. Oh yep, he's going to
- 19:30Speaker 4: be competing in the final and he's a middle chance.
- 19:32Speaker 4: He's a chance at the medal in the final. That's right.
- 19:34Speaker 3: We do pretty good in the shooting. Actually, so good
- 19:39Speaker 3: those hardcore backbone bushmen.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Out there totally. Oh hang on, this is breaking news.
- 19:48Speaker 4: So the men's trap shooting has been delayed. Apparently there's
- 19:51Speaker 4: poos in the shooting center. Yeah, so I'm not sure
- 19:55Speaker 4: when that's coming back. They don't know. They're trying to
- 19:57Speaker 4: find out once they do. Old Owen will be back
- 20:00Speaker 4: up there with this pistol out ready to go, of course,
- 20:05Speaker 4: first thing tomorrow morning, and I'll be getting up early
- 20:07Speaker 4: for this one.
- 20:07Speaker 3: Fellas. You're going out for a Big One tonight. You
- 20:11Speaker 3: will not be getting up. I guarantee that one hundred percent.
- 20:15Speaker 4: I don't care if the Pie woods it tonight. I'll
- 20:17Speaker 4: be getting up at five am to watch the rugby,
- 20:20Speaker 4: the Woman sevens, the Blackfern sevens. Yes, hopefully bring home
- 20:24Speaker 4: that amazing bacon. Who are they playing rugby?
- 20:28Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 20:29Speaker 5: I can tell you that they're playing the United States
- 20:32Speaker 5: in the semi final.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Yeah at rugby. Oh, who are they playing? I think
- 20:34Speaker 4: you said, what are they playing? Can I get a
- 20:39Speaker 4: Can I get a middle telly? Please? You've already done
- 20:41Speaker 4: a middle telly the last few minutes. Yes, something might
- 20:43Speaker 4: have happened. We wouldn't know because you're doing the updates.
- 20:48Speaker 3: The Big Show, middle Telly. Update.
- 20:52Speaker 4: Ah, New Zealand's still on zero medals because the Olympics
- 20:56Speaker 4: aren't even on gold zero? How many silver zero? How
- 21:02Speaker 4: many bronze zero?
- 21:04Speaker 3: Wrong?
- 21:04Speaker 4: CAZy zero? Because we've got a fourth? Yes, updated, you
- 21:10Speaker 4: have to push refresh and updated. Oh yeah, it's updated
- 21:15Speaker 4: zero gold zero, silver zero with an asterisk because we've
- 21:18Speaker 4: got a fourth in the swimming.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Great stuff, keezy, I'll be humming into that. And now
- 21:23Speaker 3: they're going to assure you that in the meantime is
- 21:25Speaker 3: led Zeppelin.
- 21:27Speaker 2: The Hdichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 21:30Speaker 2: in weekdays and four on radio.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Radio Hodiky, Yes, indeed flys accommodation all paid for four
- 21:44Speaker 3: nights on Mount Panorama or a weekend at the NRL
- 21:48Speaker 3: Grand Final.
- 21:52Speaker 4: You just have to ring up when you hear the
- 21:54Speaker 4: cue to call on one hundred. Hodak can tell us
- 21:56Speaker 4: which one you would.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Rather get a nick your man bastard? How's life loves
- 22:01Speaker 3: good man?
- 22:04Speaker 4: What do you do for a crouss?
- 22:06Speaker 3: Nick?
- 22:07Speaker 6: Oh?
- 22:07Speaker 4: Look after an HbA company?
- 22:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Backpine?
- 22:11Speaker 5: What eating ventilation?
- 22:13Speaker 6: He can just.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Tell me, Nicky, you're getting stuck into the Olympics.
- 22:20Speaker 4: But disappointed, ma we here to meddle. Yeah, but we've
- 22:23Speaker 4: got an asterisk from that bronze. We got a fourth
- 22:27Speaker 4: the counsel it does.
- 22:29Speaker 3: Now. Listen, Nick, I'm getting a vibe from you that
- 22:32Speaker 3: you're going to go n r L Grand Final.
- 22:35Speaker 4: No, of course.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Good stuff mate, Well good luck with that. I'll check
- 22:42Speaker 3: you over to pug Son in the studio being to
- 22:44Speaker 3: look after your good on you in john A your
- 22:46Speaker 3: made Bassett has life?
- 22:49Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 22:49Speaker 3: Good mate? How's yeah?
- 22:51Speaker 4: Good? Thanks mate? Good good, good, so good.
- 22:53Speaker 3: You're getting stuck into the Olympics, John Oh.
- 22:56Speaker 4: Yeah, sure was a little bit look at last.
- 23:00Speaker 5: Yeah, but we've got an asterisk for a bronze because
- 23:03Speaker 5: we've got the fourth place.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Hey, look, as far as I'm concerned, you know, if
- 23:07Speaker 3: we're giving it a bit shot, then I'm really proud
- 23:11Speaker 3: of the teammate as long.
- 23:12Speaker 5: As we're giving them a taste of kiwi. Yeah, that's
- 23:14Speaker 5: all we can ask for. Ye give me john O.
- 23:18Speaker 5: What do you do for a cross, mate?
- 23:20Speaker 4: I'm a parole bone?
- 23:24Speaker 3: Yeah? Nice?
- 23:25Speaker 5: Do you sort of parroll your ass back to the
- 23:27Speaker 5: clink at any given opportunity?
- 23:29Speaker 3: Man?
- 23:29Speaker 5: Like any sort of minor indiscretion? Are you just like,
- 23:32Speaker 5: actually you can give me your daries or you're going
- 23:34Speaker 5: back in the clink?
- 23:35Speaker 3: Is it that sort of stars exact? Too good to good?
- 23:40Speaker 3: All right, Johnny, what are you going with?
- 23:42Speaker 4: Mate? I have to go grandpa.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, mate, down the line and Patson and Studio B.
- 23:52Speaker 4: We'll look after you all right, Thanks very much mate. Mate.
- 23:55Speaker 4: Hey Fellers, he's a backbone, wasn't it?
- 23:58Speaker 3: It was great? Actually? Sorry, easy, before you get into that,
- 24:01Speaker 3: you are, but before you get into that that would
- 24:04Speaker 3: be quite good as a payroll, dude, wouldn't it? Parole
- 24:10Speaker 3: a parole? Tell you what, man, I'm look that, you know,
- 24:15Speaker 3: look past that if you give me your diaries or
- 24:18Speaker 3: fifty Yeah, no worries, rather neat little wood, you rathers?
- 24:25Speaker 4: Would you rather give up, you know, doing the dirty forever?
- 24:31Speaker 4: Or food? Would you rather give up food? Am I
- 24:36Speaker 4: allowed to do the dirty with the food? Of course?
- 24:39Speaker 5: Okay, they'll give up doing the dirty because that's the
- 24:41Speaker 5: best of both worlds.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not literally for me. I've given up that already.
- 24:46Speaker 4: It's eating.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just into my food. My aunt Betties sponge
- 24:51Speaker 3: with caramel source, sticky and cream.
- 24:54Speaker 4: Who needs a loving partner? You've got a sticky date.
- 24:58Speaker 2: The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
- 25:01Speaker 2: Radio Hodak.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Who finders there on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this
- 25:05Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for a bit
- 25:08Speaker 3: of Big Show improv.
- 25:11Speaker 4: So we don't actually have a sting for this, So
- 25:13Speaker 4: I just panic to put on some sexy music. Yeah
- 25:16Speaker 4: it works.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Well, funnily enough, it will work for this particular scenario,
- 25:21Speaker 3: and it's to do with sweaters. Mogi goes into a
- 25:25Speaker 3: shop and he goes up to the young assistant there,
- 25:28Speaker 3: so I'm the young assistant, yeah, and starts inquiring.
- 25:33Speaker 4: Has been cast a bit old, hasn't it?
- 25:35Speaker 3: Nah?
- 25:37Speaker 4: Oh me?
- 25:38Speaker 3: Yeah, And Mogi starts inquiring about finding a winter sweater.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Okay, you start the scene, Mogi, Yeah, that's right.
- 25:49Speaker 5: I can't start in. Somebody says action man, I'm just trained.
- 25:51Speaker 5: I'm a trained performer, sounds me and action Yeah, good man,
- 25:57Speaker 5: I'm just looking for a new winter jusy.
- 26:00Speaker 4: Oh hello, as opposed to a summer jersey.
- 26:02Speaker 5: Well, there's different types of jersey. I mean, I didn't
- 26:04Speaker 5: come out here for a fight. If you're going to
- 26:05Speaker 5: be addicted about I'll go next door.
- 26:07Speaker 4: Sweet is man.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Later, Keezy, flustered by the sudden turn of events, grab
- 26:14Speaker 3: some sweaters off the rack and guides my guides Mogi
- 26:19Speaker 3: to the changing. Sorry.
- 26:21Speaker 4: What I meant was we've got a summer ra means
- 26:25Speaker 4: so you call it Mogi. Sorry, Hi, good sir. My
- 26:28Speaker 4: name's Chris Summer.
- 26:29Speaker 3: I work here.
- 26:29Speaker 5: I don't need to shake your hand, mate. All I'm
- 26:30Speaker 5: looking for is a couple of jerseys to have look
- 26:32Speaker 5: at all.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Sorry, what I meant, what I asked. The
- 26:36Speaker 4: question was we've got a summer range in a winter range, right,
- 26:38Speaker 4: I know it's winter now, but someone's are on special?
- 26:40Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 26:41Speaker 4: Sure? So are you after a nice wally one for winter?
- 26:44Speaker 5: I think I'll go with a wily one, thanks, mate, Well,
- 26:46Speaker 5: just certainly the winter range. Let's start with the winter range.
- 26:49Speaker 3: He takes the sweaters off Keezy and goes into the
- 26:52Speaker 3: changing den. Minutes pass, minutes pass, and Keysy is getting
- 26:58Speaker 3: concerned because there's no set. He opens the curtain to
- 27:02Speaker 3: the changing shed and Maggie stands there, butt naked with
- 27:06Speaker 3: a full radio.
- 27:09Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sorry, Moggie, Mike, can you stop calling me Maggie.
- 27:13Speaker 4: That's not my name. Sorry, I'm Chris. I work here.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Nice to meet your man. I'm just wondering why did
- 27:19Speaker 4: you have to take your pants off to try the
- 27:20Speaker 4: sweeter on?
- 27:21Speaker 5: Just wandering Hang on a minute, mate. You've asked me
- 27:24Speaker 5: if I want to wear a sweeter, if I want
- 27:25Speaker 5: to try, I come in here to try on a
- 27:29Speaker 5: sweater and the next thing, you're pulling open the curtain asking.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Me, well I've got no clothes on.
- 27:34Speaker 4: I'm in the goddamn changing your room.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Man.
- 27:38Speaker 4: First of all, it's a change in den all right,
- 27:41Speaker 4: we don't have changing rooms here, and I'm good by
- 27:45Speaker 4: the way my name okay, Ship.
- 27:51Speaker 3: There was high stakes, Yeah, a lot of egg growing.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Careful when you.
- 27:58Speaker 5: You're approaching people in the store, because you don't know
- 28:00Speaker 5: what you're dealing with. You know, you don't know what
- 28:02Speaker 5: kind of day they've had, and when you've got some
- 28:03Speaker 5: sort of young buck, they're giving them a ribbon straight
- 28:06Speaker 5: off the bat, without establishing any kind of chemistry whatsoever,
- 28:09Speaker 5: and calling you by the wrong name and calling me
- 28:10Speaker 5: by the wrong name.
- 28:12Speaker 4: I thought your character's name was Mogi. But I wouldn't
- 28:15Speaker 4: know that, would I?
- 28:15Speaker 5: Because you're the shop system. That's the thing you got often, Jason,
- 28:20Speaker 5: you'll know this. The thing that is so important is
- 28:24Speaker 5: forgetting what you know exactly right, Okay, Yeah, that shouldn't
- 28:27Speaker 5: be too hard. Will you forget what you saw when
- 28:29Speaker 5: you pull that curtain back? Keysy definitely not. That has
- 28:33Speaker 5: burned into my retinas.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Yeah. He was in my thrubber on Friday, wasn't he.
- 28:42Speaker 4: I'll take a zipper hoodie please.
- 28:44Speaker 2: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 28:48Speaker 2: in four on Radio.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Eminem There on the radio Hodankee Big Show this Tuesday evening,
- 28:55Speaker 3: This Wild and Moist Tuesday.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Evening and all can city. Yeah.
- 29:01Speaker 5: Man, hey, I got a question for you, and it's
- 29:05Speaker 5: based around what's going on at my place.
- 29:07Speaker 4: Sure you know what I mean. Have you have you
- 29:09Speaker 4: got a coat wreck at your place?
- 29:11Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, Well, can I just say the coat wrack
- 29:14Speaker 3: that we have used to be our wardrobe.
- 29:17Speaker 4: We had a little stand.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Yeah, used to act as our wardrobe watch we hang
- 29:21Speaker 3: all our clothes on, obviously, and when we got our
- 29:25Speaker 3: wardrobe done, now that little stand is used as.
- 29:27Speaker 4: Our coat wreck. So it's down the hallway.
- 29:29Speaker 3: So it's in the hallway by the front door.
- 29:31Speaker 4: The only coats that go on it.
- 29:33Speaker 3: No, it's got a little lower level where we put
- 29:35Speaker 3: all our shopping bags and things like that.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Yet no coat wrecks. No coat I want one though, Yeah,
- 29:42Speaker 4: you a loud one. Yeah, but we just don't have
- 29:44Speaker 4: a room like a hallway to put by a front ba.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Our lounge goes straight to the outside of our house. Yeah,
- 29:51Speaker 4: you don't want a coat rack, just run in your.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Lounge, yea.
- 29:54Speaker 5: I prefer having the board on the wall that has
- 29:57Speaker 5: a row of like half an hour.
- 29:59Speaker 4: It's a preference for me.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Well, it's much more space petition.
- 30:03Speaker 4: Isn't it a coat rack?
- 30:04Speaker 3: Well?
- 30:05Speaker 5: Yes, but there's different types of coat wrecks because then
- 30:07Speaker 5: there's a standlone. We used to have the one on
- 30:08Speaker 5: the wall, and now we've got the standalone, which takes
- 30:11Speaker 5: up more room. So what's happened is we've got that there.
- 30:14Speaker 5: It sits in the hallway, just behind the door. But
- 30:17Speaker 5: what happens is every day I wear a jacket, and
- 30:20Speaker 5: it might be a different jacket depending on the weather.
- 30:22Speaker 5: It might be a raincoat, keys, I don't know, it
- 30:24Speaker 5: might be my home wrecky swanny. But every time I
- 30:27Speaker 5: go home, I put the jacket onto the coat rack,
- 30:30Speaker 5: or sorry, I put the coat on the coat rack.
- 30:33Speaker 5: And then I sort of notice that after a few days,
- 30:36Speaker 5: and I've sort of got a few coats on the
- 30:38Speaker 5: coat rack. Now the coats aren't there anymore. They're all
- 30:41Speaker 5: being moved onto the spear bed in the bedroom. Yes,
- 30:46Speaker 5: what's going on there?
- 30:49Speaker 3: Yeah, jays, Yeah, without.
- 30:53Speaker 4: Any further information, what's going on there?
- 30:55Speaker 3: I think your wife your space issues or aesthetic issues.
- 31:02Speaker 5: It feels aesthetic based to me, doesn't it. Yes, it
- 31:04Speaker 5: feels like I've got four jackets on it. It looks ugly.
- 31:07Speaker 5: I'm going to go and put them all on the
- 31:08Speaker 5: spear beard.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Question.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Is the coat rack like a designer piece? Designer piece?
- 31:14Speaker 4: Is it something she likes to like a It's not
- 31:17Speaker 4: just a generic coat rack, it's something that she thinks
- 31:19Speaker 4: looks quite nice. And maybe she splashed out on No.
- 31:22Speaker 5: We just sort of got it because we wanted to
- 31:24Speaker 5: hang somebody hat. It certainly what I thought I was
- 31:28Speaker 5: getting right, But apparently it's I can have it there
- 31:30Speaker 5: for a little while. Yeah, you can have it the
- 31:32Speaker 5: air for a while, but then it's going on the
- 31:34Speaker 5: spear beard right in the bedroom there.
- 31:37Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 31:38Speaker 3: Yes, I do, I do.
- 31:40Speaker 4: I don't really know what to do about it, you know,
- 31:43Speaker 4: just go along with it, I guess.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Yes.
- 31:45Speaker 4: It's quite a bit of effort for her. Fair credit
- 31:47Speaker 4: to her. She goes along. She sees the coats accumulating.
- 31:50Speaker 4: Then she reaches a breaking point. She gathers the wall up,
- 31:54Speaker 4: she takes them for a walk into the spear bedroom.
- 31:56Speaker 4: She puts them on the spear beard. She comes out
- 31:57Speaker 4: shes like nothing's happened.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it's interesting.
- 32:02Speaker 4: Have you ever thought of having like a maybe it's
- 32:04Speaker 4: a it's a there's too many coats on the rack.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Maybe you have like a three coat maximum Mogi. Well,
- 32:09Speaker 4: she hasn't addressed it with me.
- 32:11Speaker 5: As far as I know, outside of the fact that
- 32:13Speaker 5: my coats don't stand on the coat wreck very long
- 32:15Speaker 5: that they get moved into the spare bedroom, I wouldn't
- 32:17Speaker 5: know that there was a problem. Nothing's been said, nothing's
- 32:19Speaker 5: been mentioned, right, hasn't said. I don't know about these
- 32:21Speaker 5: coats that you've got on the coat wreck, none of that.
- 32:23Speaker 5: It's just let's move the coats off the coat rack,
- 32:27Speaker 5: put them in the spare bedroom, and never speak of
- 32:29Speaker 5: it again.
- 32:29Speaker 3: Yes, and it's interesting. It's not that the coat rack
- 32:31Speaker 3: is falling over any is actually fulfilling its.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Fat tell you what the coat rack is loving it.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Yes, it's gone give me more coats, b Arch.
- 32:43Speaker 4: Totally. Do you have any advice as to what Mike
- 32:44Speaker 4: could do with this coat rack? Three four eight three
- 32:47Speaker 4: let us know.
- 32:49Speaker 2: The whole Arky Big Show one days from four on
- 32:52Speaker 2: Radio hod.
- 32:53Speaker 3: Yeah till there on the radio Hoed Arky Big Show
- 32:56Speaker 3: this Tuesday evening. Now any coming up after six o'clock,
- 33:02Speaker 3: including what's on the TV with Mike Minaguan, you said
- 33:04Speaker 3: You've got an.
- 33:04Speaker 4: Absolute doozy for you tonight.
- 33:07Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday evening, so of course what's for teens?
- 33:10Speaker 4: Heal them with me doing that on Tuesday.
- 33:15Speaker 3: We are doing it on Juesdays and then Wednesdays we
- 33:18Speaker 3: do something else.
- 33:19Speaker 4: So ship people love it. They all right. I thought
- 33:24Speaker 4: the idea was would do it every second day. Yeah,
- 33:27Speaker 4: we did it yesterday.
- 33:28Speaker 3: We did it two days.
- 33:29Speaker 5: Idea that we do it every second day, I don't
- 33:31Speaker 5: hear about that. Yeah, wow, it's a good idea.
- 33:33Speaker 4: It's like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, starting from today.
- 33:36Speaker 3: I'm already texting in anyway on three four eight three,
- 33:38Speaker 3: And everyone that ticks and goes in the drawer for
- 33:42Speaker 3: a fifty back night day.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Okay, fine, if we're going to do it, then texts
- 33:47Speaker 4: right now three four eight three. What are you having
- 33:49Speaker 4: for dinner? Who are you? Chuck your name in there?
- 33:51Speaker 4: And as Jay said, you can win to voucher.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Yeah all that after sex the whole actually big show
- 33:56Speaker 2: with J, Mike and Key tune in week days and
- 33:59Speaker 2: four on radio.
- 34:00Speaker 3: Hold geez, I got to tell you we really appreciate
- 34:03Speaker 3: you taking the time to listen to our radio show,
- 34:06Speaker 3: whether it be driving in your car or sitting at
- 34:08Speaker 3: home relaxing, or maybe a few of you backbones out
- 34:12Speaker 3: there are still at work listening to the Big Show.
- 34:14Speaker 3: Good on you, mate, you appreciate.
- 34:16Speaker 4: Shout out by the way, if anyone's over and pattis listening.
- 34:20Speaker 3: And absolutely we heard Aaron Gates.
- 34:23Speaker 4: Of course it was the flag bearer, fantastic runner, real
- 34:25Speaker 4: middle chance. He he listens to the Big Show. So
- 34:27Speaker 4: if he misses out, yeah, then well you think it's
- 34:31Speaker 4: how far?
- 34:31Speaker 3: Probably our fault, yeah yeah, but anyway, we are the
- 34:34Speaker 3: Big Show, brought to you by Night.
- 34:40Speaker 5: Just a bit of breaking news there, Keysy if you
- 34:43Speaker 5: can man.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Okay, this is breaking news.
- 34:49Speaker 5: Aaron Gate, the flag bearer for the New Zealand Olympic team,
- 34:53Speaker 5: is not a runner, as Kezy just said.
- 34:56Speaker 4: He's a cyclist.
- 34:57Speaker 5: Yes, I was going to apologies to Aaron Gate, who
- 35:00Speaker 5: loves the Big Show, has been listening to it backing
- 35:02Speaker 5: up podcast. I can listen to them on the train.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Sorry about old Kezy over here, he's having an absolutely
- 35:09Speaker 5: there's everything okay with you.
- 35:12Speaker 4: I did it on purpose for a laugh, all right,
- 35:15Speaker 4: Because the idea, the idea that our flag bearer would
- 35:21Speaker 4: listen to our show and I'm excited about it. Then
- 35:22Speaker 4: I would say the wrong event. That's inherently quite funny,
- 35:25Speaker 4: so I thought I'd do that, and that's genuinely what happened.
- 35:28Speaker 4: Just this, I think, yeah, yeah, see it's funny.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Right anyway, on the podcast out tray.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Today, you sound wasted. I'm just trying to think what
- 35:41Speaker 4: we were talking about. To be honest, you can ask
- 35:45Speaker 4: me if you want. What do we talk about, Kez,
- 35:46Speaker 4: I can't remember.
- 35:47Speaker 3: It was ages ago, my tomato soup baby.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right, soup chat. It was super special.
- 35:53Speaker 4: Although this clip is labeled voucher, my issue is in
- 35:57Speaker 4: winter especially, I'm all cozy there in my giant blanket.
- 36:00Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, one thousand dollars warm do half priced mostly
- 36:06Speaker 4: voucher boy. I'm gonna hang on.
- 36:09Speaker 3: We're gonna add voucher to Yeah, don't worry. I don't worry.
- 36:16Speaker 3: I've done that too. What because coming up next is
- 36:19Speaker 3: of course, what's what's for?
- 36:21Speaker 4: Teen? He yelland with me.
- 36:22Speaker 3: Keyzy so fling those texts our Way three and we'll
- 36:29Speaker 3: get into that next.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Big show podcast.
- 36:32Speaker 3: Primal Screen there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
- 36:35Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for.
- 36:38Speaker 4: Hey guys, text here from Steve. What's for teens Zealand
- 36:43Speaker 4: with me.
- 36:44Speaker 3: Ki yellow Whee that grass monkey porn doesn't like the
- 36:51Speaker 3: grass voucher boy fun account of fight account miss that one,
- 36:57Speaker 3: I know quite a Listen.
- 37:00Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really coming together nicely, just like I'd hoped.
- 37:03Speaker 3: I'm going to get a tea. I'm going to get
- 37:04Speaker 3: a T shirt with all of those on it.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Oh, now we're talking.
- 37:08Speaker 3: What are you ricking put Son? We'll get a T
- 37:10Speaker 3: shirt with all Kezes, little Monicas, Monica, and we'll have
- 37:14Speaker 3: every We'll have a little fake Kesey's face and all
- 37:18Speaker 3: the less underneath. Are you keene Keesy?
- 37:24Speaker 4: Yeah of course. And then on the back it says
- 37:26Speaker 4: text and what you're having for tea on three for
- 37:28Speaker 4: three and we'll read that out after six.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is genius.
- 37:36Speaker 4: That'll sell like hotcakes. By the way, ironically, someone coincidentally
- 37:42Speaker 4: and you said Monica before Monica has tixted it Monica Lewinsky.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Wow.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Wow, Yes, get a Monica Lewinsky here tonight having hot
- 37:51Speaker 4: cakes breakfast for dinner. Don't mind it for that's what
- 37:54Speaker 4: Bill used to call it what hotcakes? No breakfast for dinner?
- 38:02Speaker 9: Can I can I just get a bit of clarification
- 38:10Speaker 9: as to what actually is a hot cake?
- 38:14Speaker 3: Uh?
- 38:15Speaker 4: I think it's a thicker pancake. Okay, just an American
- 38:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, smaller with like.
- 38:21Speaker 3: A maple syrup. A smaller yeah, smaller like ja.
- 38:27Speaker 4: Yeskezy, do you know like a pikelet?
- 38:30Speaker 3: Yes, my wife and daughter had pikelets the other day
- 38:33Speaker 3: and didn't save.
- 38:34Speaker 5: Me any Oh that's great, but I bet you didn't
- 38:36Speaker 5: hold it against them?
- 38:38Speaker 4: What a pikelot? More ticks coming through. This is from
- 38:42Speaker 4: Cameron Diaz, Yes, Cameron Diaz. Wow, Gido fellas Cameron Diaz here.
- 38:48Speaker 4: Love the show, especially old Keesy having spag ball tonight
- 38:52Speaker 4: with the flatties. I don't think Cameron still be flatting
- 38:55Speaker 4: that's crazy.
- 38:56Speaker 5: He's actually got a couple of kids with old BINGI
- 38:58Speaker 5: Meddon from Good Charlotte.
- 39:00Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is there anything more heinous in a flat
- 39:04Speaker 3: spag bowl?
- 39:06Speaker 4: I bet from the day it was great because you
- 39:08Speaker 4: get the real cheatments that's like fifty percent fat. Yeah,
- 39:11Speaker 4: it's definitely not porking.
- 39:13Speaker 3: Full of water and just cheap tomatoes. God, no Palmi reaking,
- 39:18Speaker 3: no paper.
- 39:19Speaker 4: Or salt, cantamaties.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta have can matesh gid a Fellas BINGI here?
- 39:28Speaker 4: Oh my god, Benji Madden from Good Charlotte, I think
- 39:32Speaker 4: it might be. Yeah, good o Fellas. I've got the
- 39:34Speaker 4: kids tonight. I don't know if you know this, but
- 39:36Speaker 4: I've got two of them with Cameron Diaz tonight. He
- 39:41Speaker 4: used to get with the Cold Richie. Oh that's crazy
- 39:43Speaker 4: because it says here tonight getting back together with the
- 39:46Speaker 4: cole Richie and we're having a cabanhara, A cabinara, a cabinari.
- 39:50Speaker 4: You know what that is?
- 39:51Speaker 3: Keezy?
- 39:52Speaker 4: Well, I'm asking you what's a pasta? Yes? Do you
- 39:56Speaker 4: know what's in it?
- 39:57Speaker 3: It's very creamy kind of bacon.
- 39:59Speaker 5: Bacon, there's no crazy, A little bit of pass wee,
- 40:02Speaker 5: little bit of lemons, a little bit of creick peper beautiful.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Yeah, just a shaving of parmesan.
- 40:07Speaker 4: I wouldn't recommend that if I was getting back with
- 40:09Speaker 4: someone heavy. Yeah, very very tired, especially with two kids.
- 40:15Speaker 4: It says it's just to catch up, nothing physical going on,
- 40:18Speaker 4: so the carbonara should be sweet airs. Okay, what else
- 40:21Speaker 4: you got there? Get a fella Steve here, from Hamilton Henson. Wow, Yeah,
- 40:28Speaker 4: tonight he's having steak and he says, you guys should
- 40:35Speaker 4: end the segment.
- 40:35Speaker 3: It sucks marinated steak. You gotta do it.
- 40:39Speaker 4: Steve Henson's voice, Good Fellers.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Can you go to the air The Huriarchy Big Show
- 40:45Speaker 2: week days from four on Radio Darkey Baseman.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Jack's here on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 41:00Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, really good.
- 41:13Speaker 5: Over the school holidays there, I took my daughter to
- 41:17Speaker 5: Despicable Me for Have I talked about this?
- 41:20Speaker 4: Yes, you said it was pretty good. I just want
- 41:22Speaker 4: to remind you that I liked it last night.
- 41:25Speaker 3: You thought it was a bit almost riscue.
- 41:28Speaker 5: Some pretty scary horrible stuff in it, but also pretty good.
- 41:31Speaker 5: Last night I watched an episode of Seinfeld. I am
- 41:34Speaker 5: pretty deep into it now and the episodes are just
- 41:37Speaker 5: getting consistently Gab.
- 41:39Speaker 4: Are you going to stop? Nope?
- 41:41Speaker 5: No, because I always stop, and I want to say
- 41:43Speaker 5: I want to find the good ones. I haven't gotten
- 41:44Speaker 5: to the yadda YadA YadA episode. There's quite, there's a
- 41:47Speaker 5: there's gold, and then there hills Keezy, but you just
- 41:50Speaker 5: have to get through all the garbage. Right, what was
- 41:52Speaker 5: such an easy twenty minute watch, you know, but one
- 41:55Speaker 5: last night, what's happens? They're starting off funny and then
- 41:57Speaker 5: they gradually get ridiculous and unbearably bad.
- 42:01Speaker 4: So it goes too far into the stupid forew Yeah
- 42:03Speaker 4: it does.
- 42:04Speaker 5: Last night was Dury having a running race with a
- 42:06Speaker 5: guy from school where he hit the head start the
- 42:08Speaker 5: guy he had a head start, and then they.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Did a re race. Blah blah blah.
- 42:13Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, anyway, I was just gonna keep telling you
- 42:16Speaker 4: about how much I hate it.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like you to endure in that scenario. Magie.
- 42:20Speaker 5: Well, I am a big fan of so much of
- 42:22Speaker 5: the show, right the first four seasons or five seasons,
- 42:26Speaker 5: but now it's just who And I've not watched the
- 42:28Speaker 5: last season, I don't think ever, because I got so
- 42:30Speaker 5: bad that I stopped watching it, and then the finale
- 42:32Speaker 5: was one of the all time worst finales in the
- 42:34Speaker 5: history of television. Yeah, so I want to put myself
- 42:36Speaker 5: through all of that.
- 42:37Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough. The funny thing is I am open
- 42:39Speaker 4: to the stupidness of it, So I find that even
- 42:41Speaker 4: that running race episode, I thought that was quite funny. Yeah,
- 42:45Speaker 4: but I'm very open to stupidness. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 42:49Speaker 3: I watched House at the Dragon last night, and I've
- 42:55Speaker 3: got to I've got to be honest with you, Evan
- 42:56Speaker 3: and Jeff and so much. My wife said exactly the
- 42:59Speaker 3: same thing. She said, why do you bother with this show?
- 43:02Speaker 3: Because it just drives you crazy? And it was like, yeah,
- 43:06Speaker 3: it does, but I'm gonna watch it anyway, just because
- 43:09Speaker 3: I feel like, surely at some point it's going to
- 43:13Speaker 3: take off, but it never does. They just keep talking.
- 43:17Speaker 3: And then I watched the equestrian in the Olympics and
- 43:20Speaker 3: the New Zealand rider knocked off three poles and I
- 43:24Speaker 3: was in a hoo of a mood after that, went
- 43:27Speaker 3: to bed, grumpy ed.
- 43:29Speaker 4: It sounds like a regular evening at the Haughty j household.
- 43:32Speaker 4: I watched another episode of Colin from Accounts Tavans In
- 43:37Speaker 4: Plus Australian comedy brilliant, still good, so funny, and what
- 43:42Speaker 4: they've done is, once again I mentioned it last night,
- 43:44Speaker 4: it's no longer about the dog in any way, shape
- 43:46Speaker 4: or form. It's just about the characters. And they just
- 43:48Speaker 4: keep bringing in new characters. And so the main guy
- 43:52Speaker 4: owns a brewery and then they bring this feller and
- 43:54Speaker 4: who wants to buy the brewery off. And then they
- 43:56Speaker 4: just go, let's just make this guy one of the
- 43:58Speaker 4: biggest assholes you have ever met. Yeah, And they just
- 44:01Speaker 4: keep making the minor characters hilarious. Is Russell Crowe in it?
- 44:04Speaker 4: Not yet? But he references Russell Crow does he? Yeah?
- 44:07Speaker 4: He talks about how the main fulla is like the
- 44:10Speaker 4: co ruin of the rabbit. This isn't ruining it. You'll
- 44:13Speaker 4: be like the coach of the rabbit o's and I'll
- 44:15Speaker 4: be like Russell Crow up in the box trying to
- 44:16Speaker 4: connect with the son. You know. That's how we'll operate stuff.
- 44:19Speaker 4: It's very funny.
- 44:20Speaker 3: What's that on?
- 44:21Speaker 4: By the way, TVN did Plus No Watch season two
- 44:23Speaker 4: and probably bag it here on What's Yeah? Probably will
- 44:27Speaker 4: faith Yeah man, so.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Goody Big Show podcast.
- 44:32Speaker 3: System of it down there on the Radio Hodaki Big
- 44:35Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday evening though, listen, I want to make
- 44:37Speaker 3: sure that everyone out there knows it's the last week
- 44:40Speaker 3: of Beer and Pied. You're live feelings, Oh so.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Who like Radio Hodarks Beer and Pie July.
- 44:48Speaker 3: So if you want to get your recipe in there
- 44:49Speaker 3: or your flavor and the quick smart about it, A
- 44:52Speaker 3: keasy that's right.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Text the word pie right now to three four eight three,
- 44:55Speaker 4: and where you're going to be putting into production thanks
- 44:57Speaker 4: to Dad's pies. A hodaky pie. You just need the
- 45:00Speaker 4: flavor pie three four eight three. Tell us what recipe
- 45:03Speaker 4: you want, and you can also win five thousand dollars Fellers.
- 45:06Speaker 4: I just had a realization that I haven't put forward
- 45:08Speaker 4: a pretty obvious flavor of pie, porkmants. Ah. I think
- 45:12Speaker 4: we've done that one, like mince and cheese, but porkmants
- 45:14Speaker 4: and cheeseeah.
- 45:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that would be so utterly disgusting.
- 45:19Speaker 4: It wouldn't be that bad like a Vietnamese flavor. Hmmm yeah, no,
- 45:25Speaker 4: ummm no, okay for me anyway, it would be like
- 45:30Speaker 4: a dumpling, but with pastry. That sounds delicious.
- 45:37Speaker 5: No ah, yeah, I mean I like the pastry part
- 45:40Speaker 5: of it, sure, past the portmants as much, to be
- 45:44Speaker 5: honest with you.
- 45:45Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a bunch of great flavors coming through.
- 45:49Speaker 3: Certainly.
- 45:49Speaker 5: I like the idea of the venison one with the
- 45:51Speaker 5: red wine jew yes, and actually I'd put a little
- 45:54Speaker 5: bit of meshed potatoes in there.
- 45:55Speaker 4: As well, people are standing in a bit weird. Oh yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 4: For example, this one here pulled pork, barbecue sauce, and
- 46:05Speaker 4: macaroni cheese.
- 46:07Speaker 5: None of that's good. How do you feel about barbecue
- 46:10Speaker 5: sauce just generally? Do you ever apply barbecue sauce anything?
- 46:13Speaker 3: Yes?
- 46:13Speaker 4: Oh yes, funnily enough from Ogi.
- 46:15Speaker 3: I was cleaning out the French and I found a
- 46:17Speaker 3: sachet of barbecue sauce from one of the boxes that
- 46:20Speaker 3: we got.
- 46:21Speaker 4: That is hilarious, so funny. Now, can you tell me
- 46:23Speaker 4: what you put it on?
- 46:24Speaker 3: As a rule, Well, I diet, I hear fried some
- 46:27Speaker 3: chicken nuggets, well, some maranga tiquet sort of pieces of
- 46:32Speaker 3: chicken tenderloin, and I.
- 46:34Speaker 4: Put it on the chicken the word you're looking for?
- 46:38Speaker 5: Now, this is an interesting fact about me, guys. I've
- 46:40Speaker 5: never bought barbecue sauce in my life or had it
- 46:43Speaker 5: in a fridge in my house.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Ever, I'm partial to it.
- 46:46Speaker 4: What do you think? Do you think I like it?
- 46:48Speaker 4: I think you love its sauce, boy, I do love
- 46:53Speaker 4: barbecue sauce. Though. This one here, though, sounds quite yummy. Pie.
- 46:58Speaker 5: Oh yeah, pie, Well that's right. So I don't know
- 47:00Speaker 5: if I want rice and ao.
- 47:04Speaker 3: And enough Fellas. I was just talking to my wife
- 47:07Speaker 3: the other day saying, I want to start cooking again.
- 47:10Speaker 4: Can you say yeah?
- 47:12Speaker 3: And but the problem that we had was that my
- 47:14Speaker 3: pan it would cook in.
- 47:17Speaker 4: The middle but not on the outside. It's because your
- 47:19Speaker 4: elements not big enough. Jason Well is going to solve
- 47:23Speaker 4: it for you.
- 47:24Speaker 3: I'm not going to buy a massive element just so
- 47:26Speaker 3: I can cook. Keyser, can you solve it? Can you
- 47:29Speaker 3: solve it for me? Keasy?
- 47:31Speaker 4: Okay, I'll sell it. Have you got a barbecue? Yes,
- 47:34Speaker 4: he's got a flat part has got a flat.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Well obviously it's not on a cave pan.
- 47:39Speaker 4: On the barbecue. It's bigger and it'll cook through. It's
- 47:41Speaker 4: all my dad does that ates. That's a good that's
- 47:44Speaker 4: a good answer. How about this one? Duck and mushroom yep, yeah, okay, definitely.
- 47:50Speaker 4: Duck and Mushroom and onion won the Supreme New Zealand
- 47:53Speaker 4: Wide Pie Award last year. Duck and Mushroom, Bloody Duck
- 47:56Speaker 4: and Mushroom. Text the word pie to three four eight three,
- 47:58Speaker 4: Get your recipes and this is your final week.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Hodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kezy.
- 48:13Speaker 3: Well do you go. We've done the show. We gave
- 48:15Speaker 3: it our best shot. Maybe you loved it, maybe you
- 48:17Speaker 3: hated it. Who knows, But Mogi your.
- 48:19Speaker 4: Plans, you can't win them all, Jason, I'm a great shot.
- 48:23Speaker 3: What a show it?
- 48:26Speaker 5: No big plans tonight, men, I'll go home and put
- 48:29Speaker 5: the kiddo to bed. There, have a bit of a
- 48:32Speaker 5: young I'll tell you what I'll do. Actually, I'm going
- 48:34Speaker 5: to save that to tomorrow show A little teasy if
- 48:36Speaker 5: for you a little bit of one and a half
- 48:37Speaker 5: Murgi's coming up for tomorrow's shown.
- 48:40Speaker 4: If you look forward to.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Now, Keysy, you're going out to the Pile Awards tonight
- 48:45Speaker 3: to sure am Jason, just take it easy.
- 48:47Speaker 4: All right? What do you mean?
- 48:48Speaker 3: Well, you know what I mean?
- 48:49Speaker 4: What like in the Beersy department.
- 48:51Speaker 3: Yeah, and just make sure you've got a lot of
- 48:53Speaker 3: pies in your gallut, you know, so that you know,
- 48:57Speaker 3: soak it all up of it.
- 48:58Speaker 4: Incidentally, is pag Son with you? Punk Soun's coming with me.
- 49:01Speaker 4: We're going to be sitting next to each other, Nick
- 49:03Speaker 4: and Pies, having a few neck oils, locking horns, all
- 49:07Speaker 4: that sort of jazz.
- 49:08Speaker 3: Great stuff for me great stuff. Will you just take
- 49:10Speaker 3: it easy because I don't want Drew py Eyed Nasal
- 49:14Speaker 3: Keysy in the show tomorrow.
- 49:16Speaker 4: Really, yeah, because I have a feeling that's going to happen. Yeah,
- 49:19Speaker 4: what are you doing tonight? Just taking it?
- 49:21Speaker 3: I've got to learn lines tonight. What for for the show?
- 49:25Speaker 3: I'm doing kezy, So I'll be doing that and eat.
- 49:30Speaker 3: I think we have marinated steak tonight, which in the past,
- 49:34Speaker 3: but now I'm quite fond of.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Fond he bought the steak and then marinated it. Yes, right, okay.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Yes, and maybe a bit of a cosscoss salad roast figes.
- 49:44Speaker 4: Because there's this old guy used to know. He used
- 49:46Speaker 4: to bang on about how do you never buy marinated steak? Yeah,
- 49:49Speaker 4: and you just on about that over and over and over.
- 49:52Speaker 4: It's like, now it's in my head forever. Don't buy
- 49:54Speaker 4: marinated steak? Yeah, yeah, it was right.
- 49:57Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like a bit of a loser that an
- 49:59Speaker 3: old fellow.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:00Speaker 3: Hey, listen, it's been a pleasure bringing you to the
- 50:02Speaker 3: show this afternoon. Make sure you check out our Instagram
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- 50:09Speaker 3: our podcasts all that jazz talk about like bye,