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FULL SHOW: Megans gross spa interaction · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Dilma making
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  Speaker 1: the world a better tea.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Friday Nights went along into a dance recital. My
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  Speaker 2: daughter Poppy heavily in to dance, and a large part
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  Speaker 2: of the time is sitting outside dance studios tending dance events.
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  Speaker 2: But it's beautiful. It's wonderful to see that. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a passionate about something that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you want your kids to be. Passionate.
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  Speaker 3: Keep him off the bloody streets and off the ram rating.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I've always seen, off the tiktoks.
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  Speaker 2: But in this hall and the Warriors are on, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: and I could feel a lot of anxious fathers just
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  Speaker 2: you know, where's us over? Just shaky legs and watch
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  Speaker 2: Chicken got kick off for the Warriors on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: So a little bit later, I imagine maybe it would
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  Speaker 4: have played into the hands and it.
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  Speaker 3: Did leave a little bit of carrot. We can get
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  Speaker 3: this done. And you know, you could feel the tension
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  Speaker 3: in the room.
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  Speaker 4: But was there anyone with phones out? Could you see
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  Speaker 4: anyone watching?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem because generally we like to set
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  Speaker 2: a few rows back because some of the dancers. My
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  Speaker 2: son Osky will turn to me and go, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know where to put my eyes right now, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: just stare at the ground sun.
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  Speaker 4: Right and the way the way they're dancing, the way
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  Speaker 4: they dancing, got the outfits.
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  Speaker 2: And but we were we were front row. It was
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  Speaker 2: nowhere to hide, so I couldn't see if anyone was
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  Speaker 2: on their phone watching the warriors. But there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of steering at the ceiling should be watching the But
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  Speaker 2: then you also you're in a position where you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be rude. These people have worked hard on
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  Speaker 2: their routine.
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  Speaker 6: Is watching you.
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  Speaker 2: So I kind of go between ceiling floor, watch a
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  Speaker 2: bit of dance, your sort of eyes all over the place,
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  Speaker 2: just keep things safe.
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  Speaker 3: But something happened over the microphone.
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  Speaker 2: And I think this is probably one of the top
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  Speaker 2: ten worst things that can happen to your human being
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  Speaker 2: is when your car registrations called out, oh yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: know in care who's driving an n Q four eight
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  Speaker 2: seven eight Highlux And you're like, oh, what's the highlucks
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  Speaker 2: if you could please move your car at the moment,
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  Speaker 2: and then they get into the next song. Now, obviously
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  Speaker 2: the person who's owning the vehicle. They don't want to
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  Speaker 2: get up in front of everyone because then.
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  Speaker 4: You know who's getting up with hurry, yes, irresponsibly parked,
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  Speaker 4: so no one gets up.
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  Speaker 2: After the next song registration in quo we've called the
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  Speaker 2: towing service, We're called now. At this point, I'm like, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you got to move. You've got to stand up, walk out.
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  Speaker 2: Don't care even if you stand up, walk out, drive off,
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  Speaker 2: don't come back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know, tell your daughter who is dancing. They
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  Speaker 3: can to do bo. But then the next song plays,
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  Speaker 3: comes back again. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, I'm like, you have need you need
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  Speaker 2: to educate. The toe tracks on the way and then
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  Speaker 2: she names the crime.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, you've parked across the principal's car.
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  Speaker 2: But the principal can't get out, had a long week
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  Speaker 2: of work, wants to go home.
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  Speaker 3: On the front you're blocking them in.
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  Speaker 6: So now we know the principal is not staying to
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  Speaker 6: watch the dancer.
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  Speaker 4: You hop for the Warriors.
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  Speaker 2: Was actually a drama, didn't and what happened in the
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  Speaker 2: in the latest series of is this guy's car go
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  Speaker 2: to get towed? Boom, some gentleman runs out, couldn't hold
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  Speaker 2: on any longer. And I don't know if you returned,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, all right, well here's the Danny book
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  Speaker 2: Dance Academy's rendition of my neck, my back.
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  Speaker 3: And the towing the issue was so if you know.
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  Speaker 4: You were like, oh, my CAS's actually got parked down
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  Speaker 4: in there as well.
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  Speaker 3: Moved there.
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  Speaker 1: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast speak speaking.
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  Speaker 3: Of public pools, if you were telling this before the show.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to hate this, Ben. So I went to
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  Speaker 5: a hotel over the weekend. It was my birthday and
• 3:44
  Speaker 5: was so we had a little steak ae and I
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  Speaker 5: don't generally like public swimming pools. I'm scared of the
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  Speaker 5: plasters and the heirs and stuff floating. So it's just
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  Speaker 5: like one human soup exactly having a bath together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so much I do that you don't let
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  Speaker 4: it get to you here. There's so much chlorine running
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  Speaker 4: through that thing that you like, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Certainly, don't let that water get into your head. Don't
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  Speaker 3: put your head under.
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  Speaker 5: But I decided at the weekend I was going to
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  Speaker 5: go into like the hotel Spa, which is really big,
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  Speaker 5: about twenty people can fit into it.
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  Speaker 3: So's a lot of skin cells.
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  Speaker 5: I know, and someone turned on the jets and you know,
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  Speaker 5: in the bubbles have like like souper looking. You're like, oh, I,
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  Speaker 5: there's a lot of chlorine anyway, So I'm already a
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  Speaker 5: bit of a germ of Poe in that scenes, sitting
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  Speaker 5: there with twenty other people and in the corner as
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  Speaker 5: a guy.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I have no idea where he was from.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it was some kind of exent I don't recognize,
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  Speaker 5: but I was like, maybe this is what they do.
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  Speaker 4: Is it important to the story you're doing?
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  Speaker 5: Like a maybe maybe that's what he was doing, is
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  Speaker 5: like more excestible.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I love it when your period to tell a story,
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  Speaker 2: then they whisper the race of the.
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  Speaker 6: Person and you're like, well why bearing of what I know?
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, maybe it's more acceptable.
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  Speaker 5: But he was sitting there with his kid, I wouldn't say,
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  Speaker 5: probably about nine years old, and the kid's sitting on
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  Speaker 5: his lap and he starts.
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  Speaker 6: Squeezing the dad's pimples.
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  Speaker 5: Oh the kid does in the spare sitting there.
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  Speaker 6: We're all sitting in the spa squeezing not one.
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  Speaker 5: It went on for like five minutes and everyone's kind
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  Speaker 5: of just looking being like oh, grim like.
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  Speaker 6: Where is where's the juice going?
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  Speaker 4: Is going?
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  Speaker 2: Conflicted conflicted emotions about this because I actually google and
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  Speaker 2: YouTube videos of that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you enjoy it, George, very relieving.
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  Speaker 6: Viewer is to watch but not bathing.
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  Speaker 4: No, you were not on the show at the time.
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  Speaker 4: But John I got called out. Someone had witnessed John
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  Speaker 4: O poolside cutting his toenails.
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  Speaker 6: Are you, Joe?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently not, I'm in They're like this. John walk Baster
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  Speaker 4: was sitting by the pool and it was trimming his tone.
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  Speaker 6: Like into the pool.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if no some context here, Yeah, not
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  Speaker 4: into the ball.
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  Speaker 3: But I was on a cheer.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I'm doing nothing else here,
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  Speaker 2: I may as well do some maintenance somebody, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're just sitting there on a cheer doing nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in a fishing guy. Your dogs out for
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  Speaker 4: the first time of summer, right, Oh yeah, maybe they
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  Speaker 4: do need a cut. I'll get it. I get it,
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  Speaker 4: but I'll probably go into a bathroom situation.
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  Speaker 2: Did you catch the clippings they were going on to
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  Speaker 2: a sort of a tiled grassy. Yeah, And I was
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  Speaker 2: a Hits listener to She phoned up and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: my daughter, my daughter text me and said, don't come
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  Speaker 2: to the pool. John was cutting his toenails because there's
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  Speaker 2: a morbid fear toenails.
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  Speaker 6: You're just letting them pang everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: In public space.
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  Speaker 1: God the hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I want to play a little game with you.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, it brings the world together an event like this,
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  Speaker 2: which is the very special thing about the Olympics is we're.
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  Speaker 3: All engaged in one event. That's very cool. Yeah, thinking
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  Speaker 3: how many billion people live in the world.
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  Speaker 2: But obviously there's loads of commentators and journalists from around
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  Speaker 2: the globe and they're going.
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  Speaker 3: To play a little game with you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to have nipped some commentary here and
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  Speaker 2: you have to tell me what sport is being commentated on. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: good luck to you. The first one I will tell
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  Speaker 2: you is not actually an Olympic sport. It's a little clue,
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  Speaker 2: all right, take it away.
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  Speaker 3: It is in Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: Plumb of other.
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  Speaker 3: No respect for the microphone or the distortion.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds like slaps game you used to play and
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  Speaker 5: when you slap someone else's hand.
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  Speaker 3: It was formula one was it.
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  Speaker 4: Was like a like a Chinese vision of a like
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  Speaker 4: a radio show. Where everyone's just talking all each other
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  Speaker 4: at the same time and laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Cloud a Meghan of yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That was formula.
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  Speaker 3: I really appreciate the energy levels there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Great, just bring down the mics a touch. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 3: the next one.
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  Speaker 2: Together going on this Norwegian Kirk com here cok.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, that's a great they're really it's if you're
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  Speaker 4: listening to it, you're picking a race. Yeah, quick, quick, quick,
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  Speaker 4: quick quick, like a relay race.
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  Speaker 3: So what is it? Cycling?
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  Speaker 4: Who do?
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  Speaker 3: Cycling? Could just could be so high energy?
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  Speaker 2: Something quite adorable and affable about international commentary, isn't there?
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  Speaker 3: Here's and here's the last one for you. If you
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  Speaker 3: know this is a little gimme okay, low hanging fruit.
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  Speaker 4: Here are you.
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  Speaker 7: Value?
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  Speaker 4: Find find don't go go go.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's really pushing something across the finish line.
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  Speaker 4: Brush.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like he's on a look that'll be back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: The international commentary.
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  Speaker 4: It was football Goal.
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  Speaker 1: Spain, the Hits that Jan Ben podcast. Meghan.
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  Speaker 4: Someone else has slept into your DMS. Meghan.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, So if you have a conundrum and you want
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  Speaker 5: the whole country to weigh in on it, we do
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  Speaker 5: it anonymously.
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  Speaker 4: Take your private issue public like, should we play a
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  Speaker 4: parody song to the artist. That's something we could come
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  Speaker 4: with your DNS for.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can slide into my dms like this person
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  Speaker 5: has obviously again anonymous, but yeah, let us know what
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  Speaker 5: you think and what they should do. I have a
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  Speaker 5: best friend from primary school. We grow up together as
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  Speaker 5: mates and are still close to this day. I was
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  Speaker 5: the best man at his wedding. Our wives have become
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  Speaker 5: close and so have our kids. Both our families still
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: go on holiday together. So that's the context of the relationship.
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  Speaker 5: Here's what happened recently. He told me that he stupidly
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  Speaker 5: kissed a colleague at a work function. He hasn't told
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  Speaker 5: anyone else, but needed to get it off his chest.
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  Speaker 5: His wife is awesome, but knowing her like I do,
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  Speaker 5: she would most certainly leave him if this ever came out.
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  Speaker 5: Here's my issue. My wife and I have very open communication.
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  Speaker 5: I hide nothing from her, and I feel like this
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  Speaker 5: information I need to tell her because if it were
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  Speaker 5: to get out that I knew, she would be very disappointed.
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  Speaker 5: But knowing her moral like I do, if I tell her,
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  Speaker 5: she will demand something. As said to his wife, I'm
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  Speaker 5: stuck in the middle here, And to be honest, I
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  Speaker 5: wish you'd never said anything.
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  Speaker 6: It's a globe to carry.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I'm thinking right now, this to myself or not? Damn?
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  Speaker 3: And unless it smir what what smooching? Are we talking?
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  Speaker 3: Entry level smooching? Banging?
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  Speaker 2: She?
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  Speaker 3: You know, we open mouth, the tongues getting confused with
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  Speaker 3: each other.
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  Speaker 5: It sees it a work function, so you imagine it's
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  Speaker 5: probably more than just a pick.
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  Speaker 2: A smooch of passion, right, jeez, I don't know you've
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  Speaker 2: got okay? Your options are you take this to your
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  Speaker 2: grave and you know everyone needs that one piece of
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  Speaker 2: information that slowly eats away with your soul until the
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  Speaker 2: day they die.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's an option. That's an option.
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  Speaker 2: The other option is you go and smooch someone from
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  Speaker 2: your work and you tell him that information cancels out
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  Speaker 2: the smooching.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know if that's quite the best option.
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  Speaker 4: What would you do, Megan?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: What's I really don't know. It's a really tough position,
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  Speaker 4: very tough position to be.
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  Speaker 5: I just think honesty has got to be the best
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  Speaker 5: policy there. I would tell your wife, and then if
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  Speaker 5: she tells you that she needs to tell the wife.
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  Speaker 6: Then give your friend the heads up.
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  Speaker 3: Then you're like yeah, because he's.
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  Speaker 5: He's saying like knowing, You're like I do she would
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  Speaker 5: leave him, but it's a cass.
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  Speaker 6: There's kids and everything involved. You don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: I probably do nothing. To be honest, I'd probably not
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  Speaker 4: say anything with you. It's not the best policy, not
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  Speaker 4: a place to say something.
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  Speaker 3: It only sounds like drama will come with this information.
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  Speaker 4: Especially if the wife's got to air. But it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that you ever want to levelize cheating in
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  Speaker 2: any way. But in terms of it's not a rampant affair, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's an ongoing thing. It's he clearly knows it was
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  Speaker 2: a mistake. He's not going to do it again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: can you let it slide?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: Would you Okay, you're you're the wife in this position.
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  Speaker 2: You find out three months later, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Andrew's been smooching up for one of the best I
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  Speaker 2: would just.
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  Speaker 5: Go to therapy about it. I wouldn't just like chuck
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  Speaker 5: it all in. She says that she's already headed.
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  Speaker 1: To work the heads that JOHNA and Ben podcast to recap.
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  Speaker 4: If you've just st tuned into the show. This was
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  Speaker 4: the message of Megan received on DM.
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  Speaker 6: I have a best friend from primary school.
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  Speaker 5: They grew up together, their mates to this day, they're
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  Speaker 5: best men at each other's wedding, their wives and.
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  Speaker 6: Family are friends now.
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  Speaker 5: But he can fight it in his friend and city
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  Speaker 5: kissed a colleague at work. So now he's like, what
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  Speaker 5: do I do with this information?
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  Speaker 6: Do I tell the wife?
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  Speaker 5: Do I tell my wife because they have a very
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  Speaker 5: open and honest relationship, but he believes that the wife
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  Speaker 5: would leave his friend if she found out.
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  Speaker 4: She'd always do it. Katie Perry did. She put it
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  Speaker 4: into a song and she I guess the girl and
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  Speaker 4: I liked it, so she didn't really apologize for it,
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  Speaker 4: though she said, I guess we didn't know a relationship status,
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  Speaker 4: though I guess at the time didn't, So I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean options available.
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  Speaker 2: He takes us to the grave, keeps quiet and just
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  Speaker 2: hopes that nothing comes out. I mean, if he's in
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  Speaker 2: him and his friend are the only two that know.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously the lady's lips she was involved at work, she knows.
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  Speaker 5: But I just I don't know a lot of a
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  Speaker 5: lot of texts are coming in saying as the wife,
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  Speaker 5: they wouldn't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest and real, this was if this was
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  Speaker 2: me in real time, I would tell Jennifer, but she
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't say anything. She wouldn't say anything. We wouldn't say anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's not it's not your place to deliver that information.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you could part you have a conversation with him,
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  Speaker 2: go hey, man, I feel like this is something that.
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  Speaker 3: You need to open up about. Yes, it's not your
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  Speaker 3: place to me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going to tell the wife.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I would even tell my wife in this situation,
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  Speaker 4: like why why Now she's got the burden. You know
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  Speaker 4: that you're giving another burden to her, and she's got
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  Speaker 4: the relationship with her friend and she's going to end
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  Speaker 4: up wanting to say something. So I definitely would not
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  Speaker 4: even tell Amanda of the situation.
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  Speaker 5: But if I was the wife and that had happened,
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  Speaker 5: I would want to know.
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  Speaker 3: So your thoughts on it. It's a complicated one.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, So my name is Hope.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Hope, I've been calling you Sophie for the last
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  Speaker 2: ten minutes while you've been off here.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I like Hope better. That's a good name for you.
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  Speaker 3: What do you recognize?
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  Speaker 7: So I think I would tell him he needs to
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  Speaker 7: tell his wife because it would honestly be so much
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  Speaker 7: for it if he found out for someone else.
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  Speaker 6: I agree.
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  Speaker 7: I agree because I've been the same situation my ex.
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  Speaker 7: This is the same thing, and he told me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was a bit eat off, but I felt
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  Speaker 5: a lot better that he told me and not someone else.
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  Speaker 4: That's good. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: That's good advice, open honesty.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Hope or Sophie or whatever you
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  Speaker 2: like to call yourself, really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Tiny Asha, welcome, good morning. Do you get your name
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  Speaker 3: Chris to Tinyasha?
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  Speaker 7: Tanisha? But close enough?
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  Speaker 1: Worth?
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  Speaker 4: Did you really? Was it? Again?
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  Speaker 3: You just don't know, Tanisha, I like, too, what do you?
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  Speaker 3: What would you do here? Mate?
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  Speaker 7: I I agree with Hope. If he didn't want it
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  Speaker 7: to get out, he wouldn't received anything to you. But
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  Speaker 7: it's not your place to say anything. He needs to.
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: He needs to tell his wife himself, because that's the
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: only way she's going to feel like she actually was
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: respected enough to be given that honesty.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose there's an embarrassment of like, oh, how
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: many people knew when I was just going about my day?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I get that.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I get that there.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much, Tanyasha, lovely speaking with you
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: so many texts.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Stay shush, keep silent, act like you never and you
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: it's not your business, don't say anything.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: I just think if you respect your friend's marriage, the
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: only way that's going to carry on in like a
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: healthy way.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: As if they talk about it. It doesn't have to
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: be that like it's a kiss.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: So what are you saying? What do we need to
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: give a summary right now?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think he should tell her, but I think
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: he should tell his mate that maybe she needs to
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: have that conversation with him, be honest and try and
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: work through it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'd love to be that mate today.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: That jonaan Ben podcast saying when you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: My last trip to Vegas, I was asked for my
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: autograph because they didn't want my autograph.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: They wanted Amy From even.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: They thought they thought you were Amy Lee This.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: It might have been the eyeliner I did rock a
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: bold eyeliner back in the day.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: But did you take the photo as Amy Lee From.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: I tried to tell them I wasn't her, and they
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: thought I was being coy. So I signed an autograph.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: And took the did you write the words, Amy Lee?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Did you?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Do you know someone's gone back to their hometown and
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: gone Anyone's like, that's not that's not her. You know
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: this is actually produced Taylor and Marcelo's karaoke songs.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Can you sing it? Please? Please? Please jump on it?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: One year I.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: Sung this beforehand. I said it was the one and
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: only time I'll ever do to you guys.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I can't, I can't.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he chimes in, and they said that song from
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: in the shallows.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: To go to Yeah in the shell.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: I'm actually going to carry OK next Saturday for my
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: best friend's hands so I can record this.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do please, But you're not going to do it
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: for us on a Monday morning.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: You need to walk.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: About the voice just deserve so much better Monday.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Like I just feel like that's really really did you really? Yeah?
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Like I'm like cried once.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Can you record it for us?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Like just voice voice recorder for us? Should have to
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: film that next time we got on stage to play that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: I put on like a whole thing, so I will
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: record I've cried performing Yeah, I brought myself to tears.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: Crescendo like the real build.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Up, all right, now okay, is that the best karaoke song?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: And the hats op eight seven? Is there a better
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: song that producer Taylor should be singing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: I'm open to recommendation once you go.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: To a karaoke song with the heads that Jona and
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Ben podcast.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: To talking about producer Taylor's wonderful karaoke song she Loves
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: even if since comes in as a duo with her
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: husband Marcella uh and it is a wonderful two person song.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: This one, isn't it?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Boo Yeah?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Megan was confused for the singer of A Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I got a photo signed, an autograph as a and
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I just throw it out there like, is this the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: best karaoke song?
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Is this the song that producer Taylor should be singing?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Just a quick question on that Ami Lee thing.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Did they ever ask why was Amily talking like hi
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: up Amy lay if new Poland.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: A lot of questions that could have been asked.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: And so, Daryl, you're on bitter Bitter karaoke song for
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Partusia Taylor, she's off to a hings.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Do she needs a repertoire of songs? What do you suggesting?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, Tequila, I think it's camp. That's that's
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the best.
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: Well, there's only one word, isn't there?
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: But that's a lot of darts.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: By rating on stage? Not yet, No, Dar's up there?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Are you still up there? Okay?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: It's darts and maybe you're singing now we'll all time.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: But Darryl Lake for the first tequila Baby do like.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: That's a gary song.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: This is a song for someone who gets forced to
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: do it, doesn't.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Want to say up a lot of dance which is
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: gonna make you feel little bit of good. But I'm
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: all right here you go, guys, Carol.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Still there were jumping back to I love that.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's the best, Daryl. I don't think
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: you could be that Daryl. We'll get a hockey up
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: with some hell pizza. You have yourself waiting for a week.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Made our day.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Jonah Ben, thank you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also a big day for me, guys, because
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty much at the end of my
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: chats about going away overseas. What do you mean it's
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: the last time you can probably play this.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: John, To be fair, have we milked all the USA
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: col Moore?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: But I'm starting to get really self conscious about it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm not tidi are you being in the USA
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the last time.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: You mentioned it is telling us that he's got nothing more.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: We'll do it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: We'll do an audience Forge poll for would you like
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: more USA continent audio?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: You know, because I did go over and visit some family,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: but one thing, one moment there was actually really cool there.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I got to experience over there, and my daughter, one
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: of my daughter's really into acting in musical theater. She
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: does a lot of shows. And everyone kept saying, you
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: going to New York, you need to take it to
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: a Broadway musical show. Yeah, And then I went, yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I do. And then I looked at the prices and
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, maybe I don't. Maybe I don't,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: but it's incredible. I take it to the movies instead. Incredible.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: You go, Yeah, shows come to New Zealand, you know,
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: like Hamilton or whatever, they play for two weeks. But
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: over there there are shows. There are hundreds of shows
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: every single day and they do it twice a day.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: It's Hamilton, Lion, King of Laddin, back to the Future,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: what could you name it. The shows is just on
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: seven days a week.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: They're kind of running definitely until people aren't going, but.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Until people get bored of them, like I've been in
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: the USA story exactly.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: So I took my daughter, my wife and I were like, well,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: maybe just two of us should go because it's quite expensive.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: So my life's like you two show ponies, you go,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: You take your daughter, see her along. And so it
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: was a really special moment to go along to her
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: so very excited about going, as was I. To go
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: along and see Wicked the musical, which is incredible, a
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: story about the Wizard of Oz, the backstory of the
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Wicked Witch.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: That's the one she's playing the Witch, isn't she in
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: the movie?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's very special. Was sitting down, they were
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: very excited, and just as it started, you know, it opened,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: she gave me a little nudge and I was like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: what's going on. She was like, she should have motioned
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: to the person sitting next to her. It's like old mate,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: old mate, sitting next to her. Just she just fallen
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: asleep right right from the get go. Now I understand
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: probably quite sleepy conditions.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the you know, it's a woman who does
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: suffer from theater and arca lipsy, but let's.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Interest the sleepiness of the environment hadn't even start, like
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: it just started and he was already asleeping. Well, oh oh,
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: let's keep an eye on not only the show, but
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: also keep an eye on him in his sleeping conditions.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Like turn the aircon down, leave the lights on full.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Then you get a more a loose ground.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he sleppt like without a word of the
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: lie through the first half like every now I get
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: you to wake up briefly and joining it on a clap,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: need not back off again, halftime awake and then second half.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I'm surely he's had all a sleeping no back to
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: it again. I'm like, mate, you've paid like I know,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I know what I paid him. We're like three rows
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: from the back. Yeah, it's like you paid a lot
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: just to have a comfortable sleep in a chair. Who
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: was well, I think I'm guess it's by the family.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I'm guessing they were taurists as well.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: But maybe maybe it's maybe it's definitely the missus drig
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: in your long situation. Maybe she wants the tickets off
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: the radio station.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: It's like we had great sleep. He had a great
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: sleep as well.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I sympathized with him. I have been to a handful
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: of musicals. School of Rock was awesome, really enjoyed it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: But then our old producer Dan who now does the
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: breakfast show on the Edge, then we be he likes
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: musical theater.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: He was a Lamers. We all went along as a
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: team Lamers.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Come watch we do Lamers Now.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, I saw the first half of Lamers
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: and I couldn't be more lame miserable by halftime.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: That's what he did. He texted them, They text the
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: guy in the show and said, hey, mate, something like
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: a great show. I just wondering how long the second
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: half is gonna be. At the middle of the show,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: nothing would rattle me more as a.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Performer, like you hate it that much?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Know he had done an excellent job. He was so good,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and I had a half.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I had all the references I needed to talk to
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: him about the next day to go hey, you did this,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: this and this, to sort of signify that I was
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: there for the whole time.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I was just like, I just wanted to know for
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: my peace of mind how much longer I had to
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: sit there for.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, just and I didn't say it half.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I was like mate, you're nailing it up there, great stuff.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And then I kind of just segueted in, just out
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: of interest. How long is the second half? And he
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: said not as long as the first, And it felt
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: as long as the first.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: The outrage game. We look on the Internet and we
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: find an article where people have been outrage ever something,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: and then we tell the headline and the rest of
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: us need to guess why they think they were out.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I think we're too flippant with the term outrage nowadays.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Someone writing a scathing comment on a read it for
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: him as the laziest form of outrage, protesting God, there's nothing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's just some guy called a scrumpy eighty two's written
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: to something and forgotten about it and gone on with
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the day a year. You're right, so is it outrage
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: or not? But the Internet likes to claim it is outraged.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And Megan, wats your headline? We have to try and.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Figure out a woman was slammed? Does the bad date
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: after paying for the bill?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh? Slammed is the bad date for paying for the bill?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe she used one of those bloody you know how
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: you get those big entertainment books.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: What do they call the entertainment And she used a coupon.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: No, she didn't use the coupon. It cround of.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Mine, come home and sell that. They sell those at school.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: We used to buy by these entertainment.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Besides the Bible.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Those enormous You always get to a place and you're like, oh,
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I've got a thing for that at home.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you have an enormous amount of guilt
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: handing over the coop and I feel like the person
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: the matre d behind the counter is like, oh, you're
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: a coupon.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Come up here, it's my twenty five percent off this milk.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: So it wasn't a coupon, it wasn't a coop on.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: So she was slammed by the date and by people
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: online because she paid for half of the bill. But
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: the guy was like, well, I thought I was paying
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: for the whole thing. I only got a glass of
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: water and one one.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Mate. If I knew I wasn't paying for the whole meal,
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: I would have got more. I would have bought more.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: So people thought she should have been upfront. Maybe we'll go.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Just seems like, yeah, he's a big becker. Have split
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: the bill in half.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people were saying right from the get go, she
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: should have told been upfront that she was going to split.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: He's outraged because she paid for her right.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Just take it as a one.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't like to split the bill. You like
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: to pay for what your word.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, in huge group situations.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: And then I'm kind of agreeing with you because then
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: some people drink way more than I split it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: We ate the same. I was like, yeah, but you
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: had like twenty beers.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: That's all happens when.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Steaks.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: It's caused of outrage, outrage on the opening ceremony. Now
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: you guys might have seen this. That was outrage. So
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I'm going to front foot it and say they had
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: a parody of the Last Supper, which was you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: back up dancers, drag queen performers celebrating the l g B,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: t Q a a Q plus community, which is really cool.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I thought they celebrated the community. But obviously people upset
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: because it's a Christian thing, and you know that was
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: causing out.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Right, Who's just say the word he gave at the
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Last Supper. They might have been suppressing their.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Emotions, probably just in the way that they did it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: They were body painted and stuff like that. They thought, maybe,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: you know, this shouldn't have been done as far as
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: a Christian scene, which I.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Get, but there was Christians in my body paint.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Well, it was just probably the way it was. It
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: looked like it was mocking. But there was one particular
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: thing take that aside. Was another thing outrage over that
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: as well. Around the last sketch, Yes that not everyone spotted.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It went on too long.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: The guy to do with the guy who's painted blue.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: You could say.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: You could see parts of them, yeah, exposed, Well you
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: could see apparently blue testicles like you could say blobosa.
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: People watching it. Is this a wardrobe mishap? Or was
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: this intentional but little dangly little Yeah apparently. So that's
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: international TV too, I know international TV.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: The haats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Megan's just flashing through.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: She's in the Woman's Weekly, Women's Day and a dress.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: It was the beautiful pink clothing, happy family, kids looking wonderful,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Andrew looking wonderful as usual.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is fun.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: I thought there was a joke looking wonderful in there.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: You actually you can't tell by looking at the photos
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: that my daughter was having a massive mountdown the whole time.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: They managed to get some of whom smiling.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Lovely photos.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Good thing about photos, everyone can look happy for a
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: split seat just at that moment.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: A speaking of which, on TikTok, Yeah, there's.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: A disturbing TikTok cosmetic surgery trend going around and doctors
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: raising alarm about it. Influencers are doing it overseas. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: don't think you need the doctors to raise alarm, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: it I mean, each to your own, but it does
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: seem very unusual, including getting pointed faces so chin very
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: very pointy, so thinking plastic suit you for that, sculptured
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: jawlines and massive massive biceps.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Like popeye arms after he said pre post spinach, Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: you're right, huge apps.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: None of the rest of them is huge, just coming and.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Just like mere putting on any business shirts or anything.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: But that's the latest trend going.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: There's one part of your body you could expand.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Now you've sit, Now you all laughed.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: When God has butt done, You've got a bbl over
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: in America,