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- 0:00Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 0:03Speaker 1: for it?
- 0:03Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
- 0:06Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 0:09Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
- 0:10Speaker 3: What's it called? It's Dunaidial.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Where?
- 0:15Speaker 3: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Do you mean.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 0:21Speaker 4: Lift?
- 0:22Speaker 1: Please.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 0:25Speaker 4: No.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Dundale Cars.
- 0:27Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
- 0:37Speaker 2: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
- 0:41Speaker 2: the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Mr. Saving Serial Data and Serial Sisters. You'll be addicted
- 0:49Speaker 1: and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Listen in, listen up.
- 0:56Speaker 3: Woo woo. Heather McDonald.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Woo woo. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have
- 1:02Speaker 1: a great show for you. As always, I interviewed the
- 1:06Speaker 1: famous Ross Matthews and we had so much fun talking
- 1:09Speaker 1: about Sex and the City, Kim Cattrall's return, and so
- 1:13Speaker 1: much other juicy stuff. But I wanted to just update
- 1:16Speaker 1: you on the hot things that happened this weekend. Well,
- 1:19Speaker 1: Natalie Portman, who's 41, her husband's 45, they met on
- 1:24Speaker 1: the set of Black Swan. Remember that movie where she
- 1:27Speaker 1: was a ballerina and it was kind of a psycho thing?
- 1:29Speaker 1: He was the choreographer and I believe the director as well,
- 1:33Speaker 1: and they've been married for like 10 or 12 years.
- 1:36Speaker 1: They have a couple kids. So this French magazine, I guess,
- 1:41Speaker 1: caught photos, which I've seen, of him going into this
- 1:45Speaker 1: building and then this 25-year-old climate activist French woman, she's
- 1:50Speaker 1: a French climate activist, went in after him, There was
- 1:55Speaker 1: all these alleged rumors that he was having an affair
- 1:58Speaker 1: with this 25-year-old woman. People that were on the set
- 2:02Speaker 1: in March with Natalie Portman on her latest movie allegedly
- 2:06Speaker 1: said they knew they were having troubles. It all came out,
- 2:09Speaker 1: the photos all came out around May 24th, these photos
- 2:12Speaker 1: where they both went into this building and came out
- 2:15Speaker 1: two hours later. But then since May 29th, they're hugging
- 2:19Speaker 1: and kissing, so it looks like they're going to make
- 2:22Speaker 1: it work. It's just really, you know, it's crazy who
- 2:28Speaker 1: people choose to cheat with. Obviously, Natalie Portman is absolutely
- 2:32Speaker 1: stunning and gorgeous. In my opinion, she's significantly more attractive
- 2:38Speaker 1: than this 25-year-old woman. But, you know, I feel the
- 2:42Speaker 1: same way about Ariana, okay? Also, in researching this, there
- 2:47Speaker 1: was some rumblings that maybe he had been married when
- 2:53Speaker 1: she came came on the set of Black Swan. So
- 2:56Speaker 1: it's always interesting when these things repeat themselves. And as
- 2:59Speaker 1: I say, everything comes back to Vanderpump rules and what
- 3:04Speaker 1: is going on there. Now for those juicy scoopers that,
- 3:08Speaker 1: and there's not a lot of you, that are like, Heather,
- 3:12Speaker 1: when is this going to stop? I don't know when
- 3:13Speaker 1: it's going to stop, but the majority of it should
- 3:17Speaker 1: end by tomorrow evening when we finally see the final,
- 3:22Speaker 1: final reunion, the secret, that Alex Baskin, the producer of
- 3:29Speaker 1: Vanderpump Rules, has said they've got to see the end
- 3:32Speaker 1: of it. Then I saw an actual article with the
- 3:35Speaker 1: exact lines he said, which wasn't really as bombshell as
- 3:39Speaker 1: the fans have made it. He basically just was like,
- 3:42Speaker 1: I just want everybody to see it before they agree
- 3:46Speaker 1: to sign on. So then all the speculation went. But
- 3:50Speaker 1: one being right now is Tom is on tour, which
- 3:52Speaker 1: as much as people hate him, God, do they love posting,
- 3:55Speaker 1: going to his concerts and showing people with signs and
- 3:58Speaker 1: his cheesiness and his pants and the fact that his
- 4:01Speaker 1: body is really good. His singing is really bad. His
- 4:05Speaker 1: body is really good. So, you know, it seems to
- 4:08Speaker 1: be that people are attending this and he's got shows
- 4:11Speaker 1: lined up for the next few weeks. So they wouldn't
- 4:14Speaker 1: be picking up the cameras anyway because they obviously want
- 4:17Speaker 1: the show to include him. So I'm going to go
- 4:20Speaker 1: through all the speculation. Some are my things that I've said.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Some are things I've read. Things are stuff you've thought about.
- 4:28Speaker 1: These are all the things that people are saying could
- 4:30Speaker 1: be the big shebang, okay? The main thing is the
- 4:36Speaker 1: biggest consensus is it's the timeline. What we know to
- 4:40Speaker 1: be true, what has been said on the show, Schwartz
- 4:44Speaker 1: did confirm in the reunion that he knew since August
- 4:48Speaker 1: that They had the first one-night stand, as they said,
- 4:52Speaker 1: back in August. Then they were like, never again. That
- 4:56Speaker 1: was after Guy's night. And then later on, it picked
- 4:59Speaker 1: up again and went on for seven months. So is
- 5:03Speaker 1: it going to come out that it really had been
- 5:06Speaker 1: happening since she was with James? Did it happen even
- 5:09Speaker 1: before Tom Sandoval paid for the engagement party? Was it
- 5:15Speaker 1: just a makeout? Was it a full-blown sex? And then
- 5:18Speaker 1: they never talked about it or anything for months and
- 5:21Speaker 1: months until guys night and then picked up again. A
- 5:25Speaker 1: couple weird things that she said, Raquel, one was in
- 5:32Speaker 1: her confession. She said, once I aged out of pageants,
- 5:35Speaker 1: it was a relief to know that my reputation didn't
- 5:38Speaker 1: matter anymore. Interesting. So yeah, reputation not great once you
- 5:43Speaker 1: screw your best friend's man. The other thing she said
- 5:46Speaker 1: on the red carpet leading up to the premiere of
- 5:48Speaker 1: Vanderpump was, you're going to see my flirty friendship with
- 5:53Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval play out in the show, which shows this
- 5:57Speaker 1: to be a little more calculating. How much was this
- 6:02Speaker 1: planned out? So here's all the crazy theories besides just
- 6:07Speaker 1: the timeline. Did she have a threesome with Raquel? Did
- 6:13Speaker 1: Raquel have a threesome with Tom and Ariana? Did Raquel
- 6:17Speaker 1: have a threesome with Tom and Tom? Did Raquel have
- 6:21Speaker 1: a threesome, this would really throw everybody else, off with
- 6:24Speaker 1: Schwartz and Ariana? Okay, now that one would be crazy.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Definitely don't think that's a chance of that happening, but
- 6:30Speaker 1: I just threw that one in for fun. Is the
- 6:33Speaker 1: show moving to Vegas? And they want everyone to pick
- 6:35Speaker 1: up their bags and babies and move to Vegas so
- 6:38Speaker 1: that they can focus on Lisa's Vegas restaurants and the casinos.
- 6:43Speaker 1: I don't think that is one. Did Lisa and producers
- 6:46Speaker 1: know about the affair before? I don't believe that is
- 6:49Speaker 1: true either, only because she has vehemently denied it in writing.
- 6:53Speaker 1: And also, had they known, they would have wanted it
- 6:56Speaker 1: to be exposed so that they could continue filming. I
- 7:01Speaker 1: just believe, I believe how it happened with Ariana and Sheena.
- 7:05Speaker 1: There's too many people, like I said, it's just too
- 7:08Speaker 1: many people to have to be lying about that now.
- 7:12Speaker 1: I did say, if it turns out that Ariana did
- 7:15Speaker 1: have a one-night threesome with Raquel and Tom, if that
- 7:20Speaker 1: does come out, I think that would affect the relationships
- 7:23Speaker 1: that some of the other cast members have with Ariana,
- 7:25Speaker 1: because then that means she wasn't totally truthful to them. However,
- 7:29Speaker 1: I really don't think that's true either. Of course, Schwartz
- 7:33Speaker 1: knew the whole time, further back than August. Probably that
- 7:36Speaker 1: is true. Is everyone going to come back? Of course
- 7:40Speaker 1: they are. But it might be that Ariana has said
- 7:43Speaker 1: and played hardball with the producers, if Tom and Raquel
- 7:47Speaker 1: come back, I will not be part of it. They're
- 7:50Speaker 1: going to want Tom for sure. Raquel, I think, is iffy.
- 7:54Speaker 1: But they're going to want Tom Sandoval for sure. He
- 7:56Speaker 1: shares a business with Schwartz. People have also said that
- 8:03Speaker 1: they've gone to Schwartz and Sandy's and staff has said
- 8:06Speaker 1: they're going to start filming there with us. Is that
- 8:09Speaker 1: part of it, too, that we're going to include that restaurant?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Vanderpump Kids say you better be okay with the new
- 8:15Speaker 1: cast coming from people that Schwartz and Sandy have hired,
- 8:20Speaker 1: that we're going to focus on those people, not the
- 8:22Speaker 1: other people that work at Sur. Of course, Pump is closing.
- 8:25Speaker 1: So there you go with all of that, and soon
- 8:28Speaker 1: we'll find out, and I cannot wait for that. Also,
- 8:33Speaker 1: some juicy scoop that I just read about. There is
- 8:35Speaker 1: an Arnold Schwarzenegger... documentary and you know my favorite thing
- 8:42Speaker 1: one of my favorite hollywood scandals um besides scandival is
- 8:46Speaker 1: that arnold fathered the child of his live-in housekeeper okay
- 8:54Speaker 1: and we found out many when the kid was like
- 8:57Speaker 1: i don't know 15 13 15 years old now he's
- 8:58Speaker 1: 25 he looks so much like arnold and He was
- 9:04Speaker 1: at the FUBAR premiere, which is his new show on
- 9:08Speaker 1: Netflix in which our girl Fortune Feimster has a starring
- 9:12Speaker 1: role in. A lot of people are really liking it,
- 9:15Speaker 1: so check it out. And he came, but apparently he confirms,
- 9:21Speaker 1: or at least this article confirms, that no, his other
- 9:23Speaker 1: children that he has with Maria Shriver have no relationship
- 9:27Speaker 1: with this child. But the way it all got revealed
- 9:31Speaker 1: is they were in marriage counseling, Arnold and Maria, and
- 9:35Speaker 1: Maria had the counselor ask, is Joseph, the son of
- 9:40Speaker 1: our housekeeper, your child? Because the resemblance was undeniable and
- 9:45Speaker 1: she'd suspected for quite some time. While the woman still
- 9:48Speaker 1: worked there, which I always thought was so, really honestly,
- 9:51Speaker 1: the saddest part of it. You have Arnold's baby and
- 9:53Speaker 1: you still have to fold the laundry? Are you kidding me? Like,
- 9:57Speaker 1: you couldn't have maybe worked that out that you don't
- 10:00Speaker 1: have to clean anymore? He said he, yes, he knew
- 10:04Speaker 1: he had sex with her, obviously. When she had the baby,
- 10:08Speaker 1: she was married, so he probably prayed and assumed, assumed
- 10:11Speaker 1: and prayed that the child was not his. But once
- 10:14Speaker 1: the child came around on occasional holidays or of child's
- 10:18Speaker 1: birthday or something, because he had a son around the
- 10:19Speaker 1: same age, The resemblance was uncanny. So he had asked
- 10:24Speaker 1: the housekeeper, and she confirmed that he was his. They're
- 10:26Speaker 1: going to keep it a secret until this counseling session
- 10:30Speaker 1: in which the counselor said, Maria wants to know, is
- 10:33Speaker 1: Joseph your son? And then he said, yes, he is.
- 10:36Speaker 1: And she was devastated. He has said, though, since he
- 10:39Speaker 1: and Maria co-parent the adult kids really great, but the
- 10:44Speaker 1: kids don't have a relationship with their half-brother. So I
- 10:47Speaker 1: thought that was pretty juicy. Taylor Swift was dating this guy.
- 10:51Speaker 1: for a month that was part of this band called
- 10:54Speaker 1: 1975 or something. Anyway, he was just seen performing and
- 10:58Speaker 1: he leaned down and kissed a very cute male security
- 11:01Speaker 1: guard once or twice. And anyway, they've since broken up again, girls,
- 11:08Speaker 1: you should have sucked it up.
- 11:09Speaker 4: It's 2023.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I don't see why that's a problem, but I guess
- 11:13Speaker 1: she realized whether this was a real relationship or not.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Once that was out there, she couldn't really continue on
- 11:19Speaker 1: dating him. Speaking of are relationships real or not, Kylie
- 11:24Speaker 1: of Kylie Cosmetics, Kylie Kardashian, has supposedly been dating this
- 11:29Speaker 1: Timothee Chalamet. You know how I'm horrible with names. Anyway,
- 11:33Speaker 1: he was the cute kid that screwed a peach opposite
- 11:37Speaker 1: Armie Hammer in the movie Say My Name. And he's
- 11:42Speaker 1: got all these great movies coming out, and he's really
- 11:45Speaker 1: like a new hot major movie star. And Allegedly, they
- 11:50Speaker 1: were dating. We'd only hear about it. We'd only see
- 11:53Speaker 1: her car near him. There's finally now one fuzzy photo
- 11:56Speaker 1: of them walking. I don't even know. It seems odd.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I don't know that it's true. Interestingly, the show, the
- 12:05Speaker 1: Kardashians Hulu show is out. With all the Vanderpump stuff,
- 12:09Speaker 1: it's really not getting the buzz it would normally get.
- 12:12Speaker 1: And there's two really juicy things. I've not watched it yet,
- 12:14Speaker 1: but there's two juicy things that come out in the series,
- 12:18Speaker 1: which is Khloe and being really honest about the fact
- 12:20Speaker 1: that she had trouble bonding with her child who was
- 12:23Speaker 1: born via surrogate, being that she didn't carry her son.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Of course, they waited a year to give the son's name,
- 12:31Speaker 1: which is Tatum, which I don't think that marketing ploy
- 12:34Speaker 1: worked that well. And then also that Kim struggled so
- 12:38Speaker 1: much with how difficult it was to be married to
- 12:40Speaker 1: Kanye and being his cleanup person every time he'd say
- 12:43Speaker 1: some obnoxious weird thing. This weekend, really disturbing photos of
- 12:48Speaker 1: Kanye wearing a polizzi on the back of his shirt.
- 12:54Speaker 1: That's what it reads. I really don't even know what
- 12:56Speaker 1: that means. He has shoulder pads. He has his Lululemon
- 13:01Speaker 1: type of leggings. He has soulless sock shoes on. And
- 13:07Speaker 1: he made his wife where it almost looks like she's
- 13:10Speaker 1: coming out of a black garbage can. And then he
- 13:13Speaker 1: put a net over the top of her face. I mean,
- 13:16Speaker 1: it's like, were they going to collect bees? I don't know,
- 13:18Speaker 1: but a black net all over her face and arms
- 13:21Speaker 1: and hands. And she had to go to church like
- 13:23Speaker 1: that with him and Psalm and Psalm's little bike. And
- 13:27Speaker 1: then the, paparazzi are there and he gets out of
- 13:31Speaker 1: his car and he screams at them before he wrapped
- 13:34Speaker 1: her up in this weird rubber outfit and put netting
- 13:36Speaker 1: over her. And I'm like, okay, are Kim and he
- 13:40Speaker 1: in cahoots to get some press for this show? Because
- 13:45Speaker 1: if this is what my ex-husband was doing and subjecting
- 13:48Speaker 1: my son to seeing his stepmother be wrapped up in
- 13:52Speaker 1: some black netting and a rubber dress to go to church,
- 13:56Speaker 1: I would be spending all my money on attorneys to
- 14:00Speaker 1: really have very little contact with my kids. And that's
- 14:04Speaker 1: just me, or it has to be just be a meal.
- 14:07Speaker 1: And it has to be like a therapist has to
- 14:09Speaker 1: be there and a nanny and somebody else. And you
- 14:12Speaker 1: can have a meal with them a couple of nights
- 14:13Speaker 1: a week, but like, absolutely. You're not bringing them to
- 14:15Speaker 1: this weird church where, and whoever is this girl, the
- 14:19Speaker 1: wife's mother or sister, can you, how terrified are you
- 14:22Speaker 1: right now that you're unless they're literally like getting on
- 14:26Speaker 1: the phone and being like, I know this is fucking weird,
- 14:28Speaker 1: but at least Heather McDoll is finally talking about us
- 14:31Speaker 1: to get on Juicy Scoop. I don't know what the
- 14:34Speaker 1: goal is, but Kim was at a soccer game wearing
- 14:37Speaker 1: a big jacket. It has been cold, but it's getting warmer.
- 14:41Speaker 1: And I'm in LA, a weirdly like cool June, but
- 14:45Speaker 1: she had what appears to be the Yeezy leggings with
- 14:49Speaker 1: like weird shoes and weird socks. And so I'm like, Again,
- 14:53Speaker 1: is she wearing his products? I don't think they're like
- 14:56Speaker 1: in love, but are they supporting each other for press
- 14:59Speaker 1: in some weird way? Very strange, but at least, okay,
- 15:03Speaker 1: it's working because we're talking about it. Kathy Hilton has
- 15:07Speaker 1: been confirmed, which I knew before. She has not filmed
- 15:09Speaker 1: any of this season, and she's never coming back to
- 15:11Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton said she missed her.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Kyle posted, what should my tagline be? I came up
- 15:18Speaker 1: with a good one, and I thought about it for
- 15:20Speaker 1: a minute, and there were some really good ones on
- 15:21Speaker 1: her page, but mine was, once I was the littlest sister,
- 15:26Speaker 1: now all the women look up to me. I really
- 15:29Speaker 1: liked it. We'll see what she uses. There were some
- 15:31Speaker 1: other really good ones about Beverly Hills, and my husband
- 15:35Speaker 1: sells Beverly Hills, but I own it. That's pretty good.
- 15:38Speaker 1: I will admit to that. Okay.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Okay.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Shannon Bedore took a photo with David Bedore, her ex-husband.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Of course, they had a horrible divorce, and he married
- 15:46Speaker 1: this woman, Leslie Bedore, and they had a two-year-old, and
- 15:49Speaker 1: each of them have filed on each other and retracted
- 15:52Speaker 1: filing divorcing, he and Leslie, about four times each. Well,
- 15:58Speaker 1: either right before they took the photo, Shannon took the
- 16:00Speaker 1: photo with David, or right after, he has now filed
- 16:03Speaker 1: again for divorce against Leslie Bedore, his much younger wife,
- 16:08Speaker 1: They share the two-year-old. That's their child together. And now
- 16:11Speaker 1: he's asking for full custody and for her to only
- 16:14Speaker 1: have visitation. So that's new to these back-and-forth filings and
- 16:20Speaker 1: kind of interesting. Last of the Real Housewives news, Real
- 16:24Speaker 1: Housewives of New Jersey, the first episode of the reunion
- 16:31Speaker 1: was pretty explosive. It's really going to be Teresa and Louie,
- 16:36Speaker 1: her new husband, against... Everybody, not everybody, but Rachel, the
- 16:41Speaker 1: new girl who adopted her son, her stepson, she adopted him.
- 16:47Speaker 1: She said that Louie found the mother who is in
- 16:52Speaker 1: prison and got her in touch with bloggers to do interviews.
- 16:55Speaker 1: And she believes Louie is responsible for that. And Teresa's like, what?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Who would do that? Well, Louie said, I got Bo Needle,
- 17:03Speaker 1: some private investigator, to get stuff on all of yous.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Margaret says in an upcoming episode, my son, who's a
- 17:10Speaker 1: private person, was contacted and threatened. So we're going to
- 17:16Speaker 1: see that. Of course, they're going to deny it. But
- 17:19Speaker 1: I'm guessing she has some receipts for that. Pretty disturbing.
- 17:23Speaker 1: So it's not looking good for Teresa. I think Teresa
- 17:27Speaker 1: thinks for sure Melissa and Joe will get kicked off.
- 17:30Speaker 1: They fix their house, which will get a little more
- 17:33Speaker 1: character up the front. I don't know, but I would
- 17:37Speaker 1: definitely not miss, I'm definitely not going to miss the
- 17:39Speaker 1: reunion tonight, which is the second part two of a
- 17:43Speaker 1: three-parter reunion of New Jersey. All right, you guys, remember
- 17:46Speaker 1: to go see me live. How do I do that, Heather? Well,
- 17:49Speaker 1: you go to heathermcdonald.net, and you click on my live dates,
- 17:53Speaker 1: and of course, I'm going to have a great Patreon,
- 17:56Speaker 1: and that's all there too, everything at heathermcdonald.net. And now
- 18:01Speaker 1: for my fun interview with one of my very good friends,
- 18:04Speaker 1: hilarious Ross Matthews.
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- 19:52Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have Ross Matthews Televisions.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Ross Matthews.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Television's Ross Matthews. I belong to television.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Yes.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Hello. Hello. I mean, you are here looking tan and glowing.
- 20:05Speaker 3: Well, I came from your house in Palm Springs. We
- 20:07Speaker 3: just had a little shindig outside.
- 20:09Speaker 1: I know. And then you've got to spend a couple
- 20:11Speaker 1: more days there because it's been gloomy here. I know.
- 20:13Speaker 3: It's paradise. Your house is so gorgeous, Heather. Oh, thank you.
- 20:16Speaker 3: You know it is.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate it. It's true.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I really do. No, it's stunning.
- 20:22Speaker 3: I was so excited. I was getting updates as you
- 20:24Speaker 3: were building it, getting like pictures.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Yes, I sent you photos.
- 20:26Speaker 3: And it's even better than I ever imagined. It's truly gorge.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah.
- 20:32Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you.
- 20:34Speaker 1: You brought me a beautiful orchid. Thank you. I did.
- 20:36Speaker 3: And a buttery Chardonnay because I know you love a buttery. Yes,
- 20:38Speaker 3: you did.
- 20:38Speaker 1: The buttery Chardonnay.
- 20:39Speaker 3: We cracked it open. I went to dinner once with
- 20:41Speaker 3: Heather and we ordered Chardonnay and she's like, is it buttery?
- 20:43Speaker 3: But is it buttery? Is it buttery? Is it buttery?
- 20:45Speaker 3: I was like, what the?
- 20:46Speaker 1: It's buttery.
- 20:47Speaker 3: So now I always think about buttery Chardonnay.
- 20:49Speaker 1: It's buttery Chardonnay. Like buttery and cold. You are stopping
- 20:54Speaker 1: here in Wilden Hills on your way to Thousand Oaks.
- 20:57Speaker 1: We are going to see you tonight.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to be there in the audience.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking my stand-up tour, I Got You Girl,
- 21:03Speaker 3: all over the country. It kicked off on Long Island
- 21:05Speaker 3: and now I'm doing Southern California.
- 21:06Speaker 1: But let's talk about the ones that are following next week.
- 21:10Speaker 1: What do you have the following weekend?
- 21:12Speaker 3: So, yeah, so this week in Southern California. Then I'm
- 21:14Speaker 3: in Boston. I should have the dates pulled up, right?
- 21:17Speaker 3: I'm in Boston. I'm in Oklahoma City. I'm in Lexington, Kentucky.
- 21:20Speaker 3: I'm in Newark. I'm Chicago, Ontario, Canada. I mean, literally
- 21:25Speaker 3: all over the place. I decided just not to be lazy. Yeah.
- 21:30Speaker 3: And I was honestly truly kind of inspired by, like,
- 21:33Speaker 3: my friends, my peers, people like you. I'm like, look
- 21:35Speaker 3: what you're doing. You know, it's amazing. And I thought, Ross,
- 21:37Speaker 3: get out there and do it. And when you have
- 21:39Speaker 3: time between the Drew Barrymore show and taping Drag Race,
- 21:42Speaker 3: I wanted to go out and be with the people again.
- 21:45Speaker 3: There's nothing like it, truly, like being on stage.
- 21:48Speaker 1: I'm really fun. I'm really excited to see you. Thank you.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Your husband is here.
- 21:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Wellington. Yeah.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Look how cute he is.
- 21:54Speaker 1: And you're like, look how cute he is. And right
- 21:57Speaker 1: before that, Peter was here, and I was.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Maybe not being as... Look how cute he is. No.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Peter said, when I said, Wellington, look how cute he is,
- 22:06Speaker 3: he goes, well, you guys are still on that stage
- 22:09Speaker 3: where you like each other. And he meant it.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Well, okay, so... I had Sarah on just yesterday.
- 22:20Speaker 3: I love Sarah Colonia.
- 22:21Speaker 1: And as you know, yes, you were responsible for putting
- 22:24Speaker 1: them together.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Her entire happiness she owes to me, I have to say.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Kind of.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Well, kind of. I did introduce her to her husband.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Oh, don't I owe the podcast to you, too?
- 22:33Speaker 3: Oh, you do owe the podcast to me, too. I
- 22:34Speaker 3: told you to do a podcast.
- 22:36Speaker 1: You're welcome.
- 22:36Speaker 3: I have really changed the world. I've left my mark
- 22:39Speaker 3: here through you guys.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Thanks. Anyway, we were talking about this.
- 22:43Speaker 3: And Fortune's pool. I gave her everything that she needed
- 22:45Speaker 3: to know about her pool. And I know that's a
- 22:46Speaker 3: sore spot for you because you think you did it.
- 22:48Speaker 3: But I did it. And now she's selling that house.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I know she is.
- 22:51Speaker 3: And all I wrote when she posted the listing, like,
- 22:53Speaker 3: I'm selling this house. I wrote to her.
- 22:54Speaker 1: I go, great pool.
- 22:58Speaker 3: I did that, too.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm not going, because there was a time
- 23:03Speaker 1: that we, forget it.
- 23:05Speaker 3: We were angry because I thought I supported Fortune's pool
- 23:09Speaker 3: and told her what to do, and you think you did.
- 23:10Speaker 1: 100%.
- 23:11Speaker 3: I think we both did, and that pool is our baby.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine. And she's moving on from it. But wait,
- 23:19Speaker 1: I want to tell you about, so listen. What? So Sarah,
- 23:22Speaker 1: we were talking about first class, and when There was
- 23:25Speaker 1: a story about like the husband was always taking first
- 23:27Speaker 1: class and he was paying for it and he was
- 23:28Speaker 1: leaving the wife with the kids and the coach. And
- 23:30Speaker 1: I was like, you should take turns if you can't
- 23:32Speaker 1: afford all four or whatever.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 23:34Speaker 1: And then Sarah goes, well, there was a time when
- 23:37Speaker 1: I had a first class seat. I got upgraded, but unfortunately,
- 23:41Speaker 1: John didn't. And I said, no, John, you take it. Oh.
- 23:45Speaker 1: And he goes, no, I can't. And she goes, well,
- 23:47Speaker 1: you know, he's like a larger guy. And I was like, wow,
- 23:52Speaker 1: that is... Honestly, like the most selfless thing on earth.
- 23:56Speaker 1: It is.
- 23:56Speaker 3: And I think about it more than I should because
- 23:58Speaker 3: my husband and I fly a lot together. And like
- 24:00Speaker 3: if someone else is paying for it, I'm like, yeah, great.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Put me up. Put me in coach. No, don't put
- 24:05Speaker 3: me in coach. Put me in first.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Right.
- 24:06Speaker 3: You know, and but if I'm paying for it, I'm like,
- 24:09Speaker 3: put me in coach. And then I always think, because
- 24:12Speaker 3: I have, you know, status.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 24:13Speaker 3: I think, like, what happens if they're like, Ross.
- 24:15Speaker 1: So far it's never happened.
- 24:17Speaker 3: If they say one of you can go up there,
- 24:18Speaker 3: I think I would say, Wellington, you take it. I
- 24:21Speaker 3: think I would.
- 24:21Speaker 1: You would.
- 24:22Speaker 3: I like to think that I would.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Wow.
- 24:24Speaker 3: I think I would.
- 24:26Speaker 4: You guys.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Are better couples than I am.
- 24:28Speaker 3: It depends on the airline. You know, there are airlines
- 24:30Speaker 3: I fly simply because of their soda. I used to
- 24:31Speaker 3: fly Delta because they had Fresca.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah.
- 24:34Speaker 3: And American, they have a Sierra Mist Zero now.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Oh.
- 24:37Speaker 3: And so now I'm like kind of back into them.
- 24:40Speaker 3: And it really goes on what zero soda, zero calorie
- 24:43Speaker 3: soda they have.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Okay. Before you became this fit, Rossipi guy, you.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Your weight fluctuated. Yeah. As a kid, and I want
- 24:53Speaker 1: to get into that later, but as a kid, did
- 24:55Speaker 1: you have like a weird favorite soda?
- 24:58Speaker 3: Oh, we were poor, so it was like orange or purple.
- 25:00Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It was more based on
- 25:02Speaker 3: the color.
- 25:03Speaker 6: Okay.
- 25:03Speaker 3: You know, there was always the weird Shasta things.
- 25:06Speaker 1: The flavors, like the black cherry Coke. Yes.
- 25:09Speaker 3: And like weird shit like that, yeah. Vanilla cherry, but purple.
- 25:13Speaker 3: Grape was my favorite.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Well, I have something that I don't even know if
- 25:16Speaker 1: you know this news yet. Go.
- 25:18Speaker 3: I don't even know if.
- 25:19Speaker 1: You can handle it.
- 25:20Speaker 3: What is it?
- 25:22Speaker 1: Well, Kim Cattrall is coming back to it just like that.
- 25:26Speaker 3: You should have heard the gay gasp I let out
- 25:29Speaker 3: when I read that.
- 25:30Speaker 1: You found out yesterday.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Because... Yeah, darling. Oh, I'm coming. I'm
- 25:36Speaker 3: coming back.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Let's just do dueling Kim Cattrall.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Okay, go.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Well, you know what I said, darling? I am too
- 25:47Speaker 1: old for this, and I have no desire to do,
- 25:49Speaker 1: and just like that, or just let's not... And then
- 25:52Speaker 1: I said, you know what? Fuck it, girls. The fans
- 25:57Speaker 1: want me. So... What I understand her doing is it
- 26:02Speaker 1: is just one episode so far.
- 26:04Speaker 3: It's probably a one scene, like a little like she's
- 26:07Speaker 3: on the phone and, oh, I'll be there in five.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Yes.
- 26:10Speaker 3: And then click. And it's nothing.
- 26:11Speaker 1: It's nothing with any of the three girls.
- 26:15Speaker 3: There's no humanly possible way that there's a scene with
- 26:20Speaker 3: her with the three. It's her alone, I promise you.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:24Speaker 3: And the negotiations that had to go into this, can
- 26:27Speaker 3: you imagine that? To get her to come back, to
- 26:29Speaker 3: do the thing. Because she said never.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Why do you think that she, let's think about it
- 26:33Speaker 1: from the Hollywood perspective.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Okay, can I tell you something?
- 26:37Speaker 1: Yes, you have some scoop.
- 26:37Speaker 3: I have the same lawyer as Kim Cattrall. And do
- 26:42Speaker 3: you remember that I hinted back in the day before
- 26:45Speaker 3: and just like that, that there had been a third
- 26:47Speaker 3: movie written? I told you this. And that maybe allegedly
- 26:51Speaker 3: I had read the script back in the day.
- 26:53Speaker 1: No, I do not remember any of this because I
- 26:55Speaker 1: was plotting the third script for years. And in the
- 26:59Speaker 1: third script that nobody ever saw.
- 27:02Speaker 3: I heard this. We had this conversation.
- 27:03Speaker 1: That I said Big has to die so that Carrie
- 27:06Speaker 1: can be single. I told it to Big himself.
- 27:09Speaker 3: You did?
- 27:09Speaker 1: At his Christmas party. And it did not go over well.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Was this pre-scandal? Pre-scandal. Well, pre-scandal, but pre-just like that.
- 27:15Speaker 1: But also pre-the show coming back. Really?
- 27:17Speaker 3: But he had to know because in the script, allegedly,
- 27:20Speaker 3: if I had read it, for the third movie, he died.
- 27:23Speaker 3: The scene was very similar.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Well, why can't you tell us now? Because there is
- 27:29Speaker 1: never going to be a third movie. We already have it.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Well, I'm telling you that I did, but I feel
- 27:32Speaker 3: like I can't. I wasn't supposed to know. I wasn't
- 27:34Speaker 3: supposed to do it.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Okay, but what else was in the movie that is pleased?
- 27:38Speaker 1: There definitely wasn't a Che Diaz eight years ago.
- 27:41Speaker 3: No, there was not. Allegedly, perhaps, maybe. I remember Samantha,
- 27:49Speaker 3: something about, oh God, can I even say this?
- 27:52Speaker 1: Yes, it doesn't matter because the movie's never happening.
- 27:55Speaker 3: A lot of what happened in Just Like That was
- 27:58Speaker 3: happening in that script as well.
- 28:00Speaker 1: So, big dying of a heart attack.
- 28:02Speaker 4: Yes.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Allegedly, had I read it.
- 28:05Speaker 1: And did it also include Kim Cattrall not being in it?
- 28:09Speaker 3: No, she was in the script.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Oh, and what was she doing in that movie?
- 28:13Speaker 3: It was a lot of the same. Okay, but still.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Was she single? Because I was always wondering what she
- 28:19Speaker 1: was going to be up to. So was she with anybody?
- 28:21Speaker 1: Was she a hot step grandma? What was she doing?
- 28:24Speaker 3: I don't remember every... I mean, once the big died,
- 28:27Speaker 3: that was the big thing. Yeah. There was a little bit.
- 28:29Speaker 3: I don't want to get in trouble because I'm still, like, repping...
- 28:32Speaker 3: I still work with these people, so I don't want to, like.
- 28:34Speaker 1: I can't believe that... No, you have to tell me
- 28:36Speaker 1: one more thing. There's no way Charlotte had a non-binary
- 28:40Speaker 1: daughter eight years ago.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Not that I remember. Oh, gosh. There was a lot
- 28:46Speaker 3: of scenes about like take– there was a running gag
- 28:49Speaker 3: about taking a picture higher, like higher every time they
- 28:51Speaker 3: took a picture.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Oh, that was very eight years ago. Yeah, right?
- 28:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:54Speaker 3: It was that kind of stuff. You know what I mean?
- 28:56Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I could totally see that being the joke. Yeah.
- 28:59Speaker 3: It was like a running gag throughout the whole thing.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Of like selfies and posting and, oh, my God, make
- 29:03Speaker 1: my neck go away. Yeah. You know what?
- 29:05Speaker 3: It was really good, though.
- 29:06Speaker 1: I was bummed because, of course, I'm a flaming homosexual,
- 29:09Speaker 1: so I wanted a third movie. Yeah.
- 29:10Speaker 3: I'm a proper gay.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 3: So I read the script and I was like, well,
- 29:14Speaker 3: this is sad. This is a shame they're not making it.
- 29:16Speaker 3: And so when I saw a lot of that woven
- 29:19Speaker 3: into it just like that, I was thrilled. Because it
- 29:21Speaker 3: was a good movie. It was a good script.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Okay. Let's just talk a little bit about Sex and
- 29:26Speaker 1: the City for a minute.
- 29:27Speaker 3: I could talk about it for a couple hours.
- 29:28Speaker 1: Okay. When the movie, when the first and the second
- 29:32Speaker 1: movie come.
- 29:33Speaker 3: I have so much to say.
- 29:34Speaker 1: What? Okay. Let's just talk about the first. I want
- 29:36Speaker 1: to hear just your opinion of the first. I'll tell
- 29:38Speaker 1: you where I was when I saw the first.
- 29:40Speaker 3: I'll never forget it.
- 29:41Speaker 1: I went to the premiere with Guy Branum. Chelsea Lately,
- 29:44Speaker 1: they sent us. It wasn't a premiere. It was like
- 29:47Speaker 1: a screening. But they sent us, and then we were,
- 29:50Speaker 1: because we were going to, like, recap it or something.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Okay.
- 29:53Speaker 1: And I do remember, like, I was very excited, and
- 30:00Speaker 1: I liked it, really. I liked it a lot.
- 30:01Speaker 3: The first movie is sort of perfect.
- 30:03Speaker 1: It's sort of perfect. I don't believe... Except for the
- 30:06Speaker 1: horribly ugly Louis Vuitton bag that... Jennifer Hudson was gifted.
- 30:12Speaker 3: Jennifer Hudson was a problem in it, in the movie.
- 30:16Speaker 3: I thought she was sort of underutilized and not great. Okay,
- 30:18Speaker 3: I'm just going to say it.
- 30:19Speaker 1: And it made no sense because it was her whole story.
- 30:21Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:21Speaker 3: But I understand.
- 30:22Speaker 1: What did you come here for? For love.
- 30:26Speaker 3: But you have to remember, Jennifer Hudson had just won
- 30:28Speaker 3: the Oscar for Dreamgirls. It was great casting in terms
- 30:30Speaker 3: of buzzy, zeitgeisty.
- 30:33Speaker 1: But I saw her as the assistant that got the
- 30:35Speaker 1: shit done. I thought that was great. Fine. It just
- 30:37Speaker 1: was exactly what you said. There should have been more
- 30:39Speaker 1: to it. Yeah. Okay, go on.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Okay, so perfect. Okay, that movie is perfection, except I
- 30:44Speaker 3: do believe that it could have been solved easily if
- 30:48Speaker 3: she would have just... Remember when Big came back?
- 30:50Speaker 1: Right.
- 30:51Speaker 3: Right, when he left the wedding, and then he came out, oh, Carrie,
- 30:53Speaker 3: what was I thinking? And they're like, no, and they
- 30:55Speaker 3: shove her in the limo. They could have just been like, oh,
- 30:57Speaker 3: did you have a momentary oopsie? Okay, let's go.
- 30:59Speaker 1: The people are here.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Let's do the wedding still. You know, I forgive you.
- 31:02Speaker 3: You freaked out for a second.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Problem solved. Movie's over. So that part I didn't buy.
- 31:06Speaker 3: But otherwise, the movie's perfect. Let's go to the second
- 31:08Speaker 3: movie because I have a story to tell you.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Please tell me about the second one. Now, to remind people,
- 31:13Speaker 1: the second one is it starts out with the two
- 31:18Speaker 1: guys getting married who are Charlotte's best friend and Sarah
- 31:24Speaker 1: Jessica Parker's best friend.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Did you say Sarah Jessica? That's what I always call her,
- 31:28Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Yes.
- 31:32Speaker 3: But it really starts when Liza sings Single Ladies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Good luck. Yeah. I love Liza singing Single Ladies.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Okay.
- 31:42Speaker 3: So that's when you know the gays are running everything.
- 31:46Speaker 3: When they got that green lit. And then Liza comes
- 31:48Speaker 3: out and sings Single Ladies. Thank you.
- 31:49Speaker 1: And that was a great moment.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Yes.
- 31:52Speaker 3: So I was, because the first movie was so perfect,
- 31:54Speaker 3: I was so excited to see this.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Yes.
- 31:57Speaker 3: I'm like truly beyond.
- 31:59Speaker 1: And so.
- 32:00Speaker 3: I convinced The Tonight Show to let me cover it,
- 32:03Speaker 3: you know, because I would pitch them things, like, please.
- 32:06Speaker 3: So they said, we're going to fly you to New
- 32:07Speaker 3: York to cover it. I said, well, I have to
- 32:08Speaker 3: see it before the red carpet or it's not going
- 32:11Speaker 3: to make any sense, you know?
- 32:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:12Speaker 3: So somehow, it's all embargoed. They get me into a
- 32:16Speaker 3: screening before, and I am so excited. Lights go down.
- 32:20Speaker 3: It's so good. And then, like, you know, you remember.
- 32:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Well, I remember how it started. And then, you know,
- 32:27Speaker 1: in New York and like the music.
- 32:29Speaker 3: And it's great.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Yes.
- 32:31Speaker 3: And then slowly you realize that it's not good.
- 32:36Speaker 1: And that we're stuck in Abu Dhabi forever.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Abu Dhabi do.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Abu Dhabi do. When I do my Kim Cattrall, I'd
- 32:43Speaker 1: be like, hmm. I'm like being so hodgepodge. Oh, please.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Put some Abu Dhabi in my punani, okay? Oh, I'm
- 32:52Speaker 1: so moist I'm about to slide off this chair. Somebody
- 32:55Speaker 1: get some hummus and swipe it on my clit.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Someone rub a yam on my pussy.
- 33:04Speaker 1: What? And then I hated it.
- 33:06Speaker 3: That's one chic chic.
- 33:09Speaker 1: And then Miranda being like, Oh, abadabado. You're being so geeky.
- 33:15Speaker 1: I was like, oh, her dates are a way to treat.
- 33:18Speaker 1: When did she become like a nerd? It all didn't work.
- 33:23Speaker 3: They left New York. Why would they leave New York?
- 33:25Speaker 1: I want to say Miranda's character turned in Sex and
- 33:28Speaker 1: City 2 where she turned into just a geek. Yes.
- 33:31Speaker 1: And she was a geek in the first season and
- 33:34Speaker 1: just like that. She's not the Miranda that we know. No, certainly.
- 33:39Speaker 1: She's like nervous and like weird. And she's like, she
- 33:41Speaker 1: was such a badass before. You're not wrong. Yeah.
- 33:44Speaker 3: You're not wrong. I think she's like, how do I
- 33:46Speaker 3: say this? She would just lay down the law, and
- 33:51Speaker 3: now I think she's sort of a follower.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Now, which seems odd to me. Okay, so get back
- 33:56Speaker 1: to the movie.
- 33:56Speaker 3: So what else? I know I'm going to go to
- 33:58Speaker 3: the red carpet, and I was getting the advanced screening,
- 34:00Speaker 3: and I'm watching it, and it's creeping in, and it's terrible,
- 34:02Speaker 3: and I don't know what to do.
- 34:04Speaker 1: And you can't convince yourself that it's good. You know in.
- 34:07Speaker 3: Your heart it's bad. Not in that. Everyone knows it's
- 34:10Speaker 3: not good.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Okay.
- 34:10Speaker 3: Everyone knows, and we love it still. I watch it.
- 34:14Speaker 3: Like a normal person, I watch it three times. 400
- 34:16Speaker 3: times a year.
- 34:17Speaker 1: On a plane when there's nothing I like? Nothing else
- 34:20Speaker 1: to do. I do. I watch it back.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Of course. And I wish I was on that plane
- 34:22Speaker 3: flying to Abu Dhabi.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Me too. Having the cocktails.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Thank you. Anyway. So then I have to go to
- 34:27Speaker 3: the red carpet and interview everybody and act like excited.
- 34:31Speaker 1: So how did you fake it?
- 34:33Speaker 3: I also couldn't tell anybody. So like I came home,
- 34:35Speaker 3: my friends were all like, what was it like? Tell
- 34:36Speaker 3: me everything. I'm like, you'll have to wait. you know,
- 34:40Speaker 3: you'll have to see for yourself because I thought maybe I'd.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Had a bad day. Can we reenact? Can I be
- 34:44Speaker 1: the girls and you ask the questions? Oh, yeah. So
- 34:47Speaker 1: I was like, first I'm going to do Kim because
- 34:48Speaker 1: she's my easiest and then I'll do the others which
- 34:50Speaker 1: are not as good. But first I'll do Kim.
- 34:52Speaker 3: So if I was, if it was the first movie,
- 34:54Speaker 3: I'd been like, oh my God, it's perfect. I love
- 34:55Speaker 3: you so much. You know, just do the second one.
- 34:57Speaker 3: So then the second one, it was, I had to
- 34:59Speaker 3: like ask questions or not.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:02Speaker 3: I couldn't infuse my fandom into the questions because it
- 35:05Speaker 3: was so bad.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:06Speaker 3: So I had to be like this. Was it, Fun
- 35:09Speaker 3: filming it? Oh, yes, darling.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Who doesn't love going to the Middle East with your
- 35:14Speaker 1: best girlfriends?
- 35:16Speaker 3: But see what a stupid question that is?
- 35:17Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because I couldn't.
- 35:19Speaker 3: And it was a terrible piece that I did. It
- 35:20Speaker 3: was just, it was all awful because I just couldn't
- 35:24Speaker 3: fake it.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Good point. And I'm still not over it. I'm still traumatized, too.
- 35:31Speaker 1: You know where I'm really traumatized by?
- 35:32Speaker 3: What? Wedding.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Like the Keystone Cop ending where they are wearing the
- 35:43Speaker 1: burqas and trying to get their lost passport. Oh, God.
- 35:48Speaker 3: I was topped out. I know.
- 35:50Speaker 1: And they're running around and then the girl's selling the
- 35:52Speaker 1: crappy purses. Or they had their outfits underneath. It couldn't. Okay.
- 35:58Speaker 3: But I will say this. I really enjoy it just
- 36:00Speaker 3: like that. I really enjoy spending time with my friends.
- 36:02Speaker 3: I get it that it's different. There's new people we're
- 36:04Speaker 3: getting to know. But I really enjoy it. And I'm
- 36:06Speaker 3: just grateful it exists.
- 36:08Speaker 1: I am so excited for it to come back. Because
- 36:10Speaker 1: it will be a whole new thing that I cover
- 36:12Speaker 1: that I will either love or hate watch. But I
- 36:15Speaker 1: will never not watch it.
- 36:17Speaker 3: I will always watch. Like I said, even Sex and
- 36:19Speaker 3: the City 2, I watch all the time.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I know. If it's on, I sit down. I stop
- 36:24Speaker 1: folding clothes.
- 36:25Speaker 3: I even watch it on E where everything's like bleep.
- 36:27Speaker 1: A million commercials.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yes.
- 36:29Speaker 1: And bleeped out.
- 36:29Speaker 3: I still watch it. Why? I guess because it's like.
- 36:33Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 36:34Speaker 1: It's like comforting. It's like a time. And it's like.
- 36:37Speaker 1: It's annoying and everything about it's amazing.
- 36:40Speaker 3: You know what it is? It's hanging out with your
- 36:41Speaker 3: best friends. And even when they're going through, like your
- 36:43Speaker 3: friends are like in a mood or going through a divorce,
- 36:45Speaker 3: it's still fun to see them. You know what I mean?
- 36:48Speaker 3: It's still just time with my friends, I think.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Yes.
- 36:51Speaker 3: That's sad, isn't it?
- 36:52Speaker 1: They're not real. Okay, so real quick, what is your
- 36:54Speaker 1: prediction of what will happen in this season?
- 36:59Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? Yes. I know something that
- 37:01Speaker 3: will happen in this season.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Can you please tell us?
- 37:03Speaker 3: I cannot, but I can come back and tell you
- 37:05Speaker 3: about it. This is not Juicy Scoop, if you can't tell.
- 37:11Speaker 1: I understood.
- 37:11Speaker 3: What do you want from me? I can't, but I
- 37:13Speaker 3: will come back and tell you things.
- 37:14Speaker 1: How do you know? Because you know someone that did
- 37:16Speaker 1: a part?
- 37:17Speaker 4: Yes.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Okay. Is Steve featured at all?
- 37:23Speaker 3: I just saw the trailer, and he's in there.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 37:25Speaker 3: But I only know that from watching the trailer. This
- 37:27Speaker 3: is not insider gossip. Now, I know I hate this.
- 37:29Speaker 3: I would love to come and tell you, but I
- 37:31Speaker 3: need to tell you that I will come back and
- 37:33Speaker 3: tell you. the inside of what I know. Well, I've
- 37:36Speaker 3: talked a lot about it and predicted all the storylines.
- 37:39Speaker 3: And I don't want to bore the audience, but I'm
- 37:40Speaker 3: going to let you ask me, what storyline do you
- 37:43Speaker 3: want me to predict?
- 37:44Speaker 1: And I will.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Well, why is Aiden there? What's going on?
- 37:48Speaker 1: Well, that's what I predict. Go.
- 37:49Speaker 3: So you're boring the audience, but I didn't hear it.
- 37:51Speaker 1: I believe that Aiden, who we last saw, he was
- 37:55Speaker 1: married with three kids. He is going to say he
- 37:59Speaker 1: is divorced. It's over. Or they're just at the end
- 38:01Speaker 1: of their tail end of their divorce. You know, they're separated.
- 38:04Speaker 1: They will start to date. She'll start to bone him
- 38:08Speaker 1: and the podcast producer at the same time. There will
- 38:11Speaker 1: be one funny little thing about how she hasn't had
- 38:14Speaker 1: two dicks within 24 hours since 1994. And then she
- 38:19Speaker 1: has like a yeast infection. There's some like cranberry juice jokes.
- 38:23Speaker 1: But then we find out that he really is still married. Oh,
- 38:28Speaker 1: that's great. So he doesn't stay in the show forever.
- 38:31Speaker 3: If it's a dream sequence, I'll be furious.
- 38:33Speaker 1: It can't, it will not be a dream. No, it'll
- 38:35Speaker 1: be that they are, they're separate or they are trying
- 38:38Speaker 1: or then he comes back and he's like, I'm getting
- 38:40Speaker 1: back with my wife. Either he was deceitful or he goes,
- 38:43Speaker 1: I have to make it work. I want to make
- 38:46Speaker 1: it work with my wife.
- 38:47Speaker 3: Does Carrie end up, in the final episode of In
- 38:50Speaker 3: Just Like That, we're done, this is it, really done.
- 38:53Speaker 3: Is it like, she is alone and doesn't need a man.
- 38:57Speaker 3: And all I needed the whole time, in a world
- 39:00Speaker 3: full of men, all I needed were my best girls.
- 39:03Speaker 1: No, because the audience wants to see her date. Yeah,
- 39:06Speaker 1: but who is she going to end up with? That's
- 39:07Speaker 1: why we had to kill Bill. No one's good enough. Who? Well,
- 39:12Speaker 1: there'll be different guys every season. So this season, it'll
- 39:14Speaker 1: be Aiden and the podcast producer. And the next season,
- 39:18Speaker 1: it'll be like some really wealthy guy. And then the
- 39:21Speaker 1: next season, it'll be You know, it'll just be like
- 39:23Speaker 1: the show.
- 39:24Speaker 3: Who would you have chosen, though, Aiden or Big, if
- 39:26Speaker 3: you were her?
- 39:28Speaker 1: Oh, I... oh that's such a good one I mean
- 39:32Speaker 1: I probably I would have definitely married Aiden wow and
- 39:34Speaker 1: I would have never cheated on Big I never would
- 39:37Speaker 1: have cheated on Aiden with Big once I found Aiden
- 39:40Speaker 1: I would have just stuck with Aiden and even though
- 39:42Speaker 1: Big kept coming around I would have been like no
- 39:45Speaker 1: this is the solid choice.
- 39:46Speaker 3: I would have chose Big Big.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Yeah. And you'd be a widow today. So there it goes.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Here it says, in the scene, apparently, Samantha, who's moved
- 40:00Speaker 1: to London, will have a phone conversation with Carrie Bradshaw.
- 40:04Speaker 1: But they obviously don't need to be together to film
- 40:06Speaker 1: a scene, so they don't film the scenes.
- 40:08Speaker 3: Did you miss her in the first season of In
- 40:09Speaker 3: Just Like That?
- 40:10Speaker 1: Yes, I did.
- 40:11Speaker 3: But I.
- 40:11Speaker 1: But I feel it's a totally different show. I really
- 40:13Speaker 1: don't feel like it's that much like Sex and the City.
- 40:15Speaker 1: I don't really compare it to Sex and the City.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I feel like it's a different show.
- 40:19Speaker 3: I also think somehow.
- 40:20Speaker 1: And I enjoy the different show just like I enjoyed
- 40:23Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker in Divorce.
- 40:25Speaker 3: Yeah, which was basically like.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Which was basically her, but if she got married and
- 40:28Speaker 1: got divorced. So that's what I feel. I feel like
- 40:29Speaker 1: it's Carrie, but like a whole different thing.
- 40:32Speaker 3: Totally. It's almost like Sarah Jessica Parker is becoming like
- 40:35Speaker 3: Diane Keaton in that all her characters sort of look alike.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Totally. And they're always flustered and they're always.
- 40:40Speaker 3: Yeah. And I love it.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Thank you. Don't change anything. Yes.
- 40:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Did you miss Samantha in the thing though? Did you like,
- 40:50Speaker 3: I felt like in the first episode I was like, oh,
- 40:51Speaker 3: I kind of miss her. And then I didn't.
- 40:53Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. I don't think I did
- 40:54Speaker 1: because I didn't, it didn't feel, because with all the
- 40:57Speaker 1: other characters and the other, and there were so many
- 41:00Speaker 1: weird post 2020 things that they were touching upon that
- 41:03Speaker 1: were so different from the last 20 years that I
- 41:06Speaker 1: just accepted it was a new world with a new show. Yeah.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 41:10Speaker 1: And that's that. And I enjoyed it.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Is it tomorrow? How long did we talk about Sex
- 41:14Speaker 3: and the City?
- 41:15Speaker 1: And I'm not even getting started. Who cares?
- 41:16Speaker 3: Who cares?
- 41:17Speaker 1: Let's talk about Britney Spears. Okay. Tell me everything. The
- 41:20Speaker 1: latest is Kevin Federline asked, who has full custody of
- 41:27Speaker 1: the boys, who are like 17 and maybe 15, to
- 41:32Speaker 1: move them to Hawaii. Because his wife, who he has
- 41:35Speaker 1: two other little girls with, not really little, like 11
- 41:37Speaker 1: and 8, She was like a volleyball player or whatever. Anyway,
- 41:41Speaker 1: she got a teaching job at the university in Hawaii. Okay.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Which I think is really important that they follow that
- 41:48Speaker 1: job because the money train of Brittany is only got
- 41:52Speaker 1: about two years left.
- 41:53Speaker 3: Why?
- 41:54Speaker 1: Because the boys are going to be over 18. One
- 41:56Speaker 1: is almost 18. So that'll go down from 40 grand
- 41:59Speaker 1: to 20. Okay. And then the other one is like.
- 42:02Speaker 1: going to be a junior in high school.
- 42:03Speaker 3: Well, I just want to say congratulations to Kevin for
- 42:05Speaker 3: marrying an educator. This is great.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank God he married.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Yeah. That's great. And he can DJ there too.
- 42:12Speaker 3: Of course.
- 42:13Speaker 1: DJ in Hawaii. And then the kids are away from
- 42:15Speaker 1: the craziness. And one will have graduated from high school
- 42:19Speaker 1: and the other one will just finish high school there.
- 42:20Speaker 3: I have two Britney Spears stories.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Please.
- 42:23Speaker 3: They're so stupid. Just a warning.
- 42:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 42:25Speaker 3: So I've never met her except on a staircase at
- 42:29Speaker 3: Leno in the early days. She was on and I
- 42:31Speaker 3: was walking down the stairs.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 3: And she was chewing gum with the front teeth. You
- 42:35Speaker 3: know what I mean? She was chewing gum and it
- 42:36Speaker 3: was in the front of her.
- 42:37Speaker 1: That's weird.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Yeah. She was moving around and she just goes, like
- 42:42Speaker 3: that on the stairs. That was the one thing.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Okay.
- 42:44Speaker 3: And then. On Drew, I said... On Drew Barrymore. Yes, yes, yes.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Went with her every day. And I said, okay, we
- 42:52Speaker 3: did a story about Britney's book. And I was like, okay,
- 42:54Speaker 3: Britney needs to name the book Stronger Than Yesterday. There's
- 42:58Speaker 3: no better title in the history than that. Right?
- 43:02Speaker 1: Great.
- 43:02Speaker 3: Britney Spears posts a story on Instagram that says, was
- 43:07Speaker 3: watching Drew and her adorable sidekick said I should name
- 43:10Speaker 3: my book Stronger Than Yesterday. Hmm, that's a good idea.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:14Speaker 3: And I said, can somebody get me a nameplate that
- 43:17Speaker 3: says Ross Matthews, adorable sidekick, and I'll put it on
- 43:20Speaker 3: my desk.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Did they?
- 43:21Speaker 3: No, not yet. But is that, so if, I just
- 43:24Speaker 3: want to say, if or when. Write that down. If
- 43:26Speaker 3: or when.
- 43:27Speaker 1: That's your next Christmas gift to them.
- 43:28Speaker 3: Thank you, Wellington. If she names her book stronger than yesterday, again,
- 43:33Speaker 3: I have left my mark on this earth. Sarah's, Sarah
- 43:38Speaker 3: Colon's Happiness, your podcast, Fortune's Pool, and Britney Spears' book.
- 43:42Speaker 3: That is all I want in life.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Okay, I have something kind of exciting to tell as well.
- 43:46Speaker 4: What?
- 43:46Speaker 1: You know about the Vanderpump scandal. We're not going to
- 43:48Speaker 1: get all into.
- 43:48Speaker 3: It, but I just tell you a little bit.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I'm confused by it, but yes. Okay, so these two girls,
- 43:53Speaker 1: Katie and Ariana, were together with the two Toms. One
- 43:57Speaker 1: was married. She got divorced, Katie. The other one, Ariana,
- 44:00Speaker 1: was with Tom Sandoval. He cheated on her. Okay. Those
- 44:04Speaker 1: two girls, Ariana and Katie, now that they're single women
- 44:08Speaker 1: and always been good friends, they are starting this gourmet
- 44:11Speaker 1: sandwich shop in West Hollywood. What's it called? It's super adorable.
- 44:13Speaker 1: It's called Something About Her, but I said to them,
- 44:17Speaker 1: I said, I love the idea of the better halves,
- 44:20Speaker 1: and you can get two different halves of a sandwich.
- 44:24Speaker 3: It's so good, Heather.
- 44:26Speaker 1: It's going to say something about her, but Katie said,
- 44:29Speaker 1: I think they're going to have some item that's the
- 44:32Speaker 1: better halves.
- 44:33Speaker 3: It's so good. Honestly, you should be proud.
- 44:36Speaker 1: I feel the same Brittany joy that you felt, like
- 44:40Speaker 1: that your idea- might actually make it somewhere, and the
- 44:43Speaker 1: world knows it was your idea.
- 44:45Speaker 3: This is the story about a girl named Lucky. You
- 44:49Speaker 3: know what I mean? The book should start like that.
- 44:51Speaker 2: Too.
- 44:52Speaker 3: That should be the very first sentence.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Why?
- 44:53Speaker 1: Her name's not Lucky?
- 44:54Speaker 3: Because that was the name. You know that song, She's
- 44:56Speaker 3: So Lucky?
- 44:57Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 44:58Speaker 3: This is a story about a girl named Lucky.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I don't think she's that lucky right now
- 45:02Speaker 1: because there's also rumors that Sam and she are fighting
- 45:06Speaker 1: a lot.
- 45:06Speaker 3: I saw those rumors.
- 45:08Speaker 1: A lot. And that he's not around and that, you know,
- 45:11Speaker 1: they're just not getting along. Well, Drew went to the wedding.
- 45:15Speaker 1: You know there's a lot of conspiracy theories that all
- 45:18Speaker 1: these girls that went to the wedding, that there's something...
- 45:21Speaker 1: Because what are the conspiracy theories?
- 45:23Speaker 3: Because I heard something.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Well, the conspiracy theories are like there's somehow these these
- 45:30Speaker 1: high powerful, you know, and celebrity girlfriends are somehow like
- 45:35Speaker 1: protecting her or really didn't happen or what. But I disagree.
- 45:40Speaker 1: But the reason why they're out there is because every
- 45:42Speaker 1: time they were asked about it in talk shows, by
- 45:45Speaker 1: the way, Drew had the most answers ready to go.
- 45:49Speaker 1: So hers sounded like she was there. But I have
- 45:52Speaker 1: to say, like, Kathy Hilton, she was on the red carpet.
- 45:54Speaker 3: I saw this interview.
- 45:55Speaker 1: And then Rick's like, what wedding? I'm like, again, an
- 45:59Speaker 1: old man like that would forget that you went to
- 46:01Speaker 1: Britney's wedding. Totally.
- 46:02Speaker 3: He didn't even know who she was, I bet. But
- 46:03Speaker 3: I'll tell you this part. They also, once you're in,
- 46:06Speaker 3: and you know this, if you get into the famous
- 46:11Speaker 3: person sort of orbit... You, like, don't talk about anything
- 46:15Speaker 3: you see.
- 46:15Speaker 1: That's a good point. Right? So they're probably, that's why
- 46:17Speaker 1: they're probably hesitant.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Yes, because if you talk about it, then you're never
- 46:21Speaker 3: back in, you know? Right. And so these people are like,
- 46:23Speaker 3: who's that? Who's Brittany? I don't know her.
- 46:25Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy Fallon was asking a lot about it. And
- 46:28Speaker 1: then each person that got asked a lot about it,
- 46:32Speaker 1: it was, like, awkward. And I think that's, now I
- 46:34Speaker 1: know what you meant. Yes. Because they're probably like, oh, shit,
- 46:36Speaker 1: I don't know how much I'm supposed to tell. I
- 46:39Speaker 1: signed an NDA at the door. I was sworn to secrecy. Yes.
- 46:43Speaker 1: So that makes more sense. No, I believe that there
- 46:45Speaker 1: was a wedding. I believe that Britney is still Britney.
- 46:47Speaker 1: People think that's like, but I do think there's, you know,
- 46:51Speaker 1: I do think she's strange on the Instagram, but I
- 46:53Speaker 1: don't believe this. But they are fun conspiracy theories.
- 46:57Speaker 3: It's interesting. I have a question, though. You mentioned NDA.
- 46:59Speaker 3: I just read something about somebody.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Raven-Symoné?
- 47:02Speaker 3: Yes, who said she had to have.
- 47:05Speaker 3: I have that on here. Hook up, sign an NDA
- 47:07Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, where is Raven? Somewhere in there. Yeah,
- 47:10Speaker 3: you heard about this.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Yes.
- 47:12Speaker 3: So I'm curious. Have you ever had to sign an
- 47:14Speaker 3: NDA to go to anything fancy?
- 47:17Speaker 1: You know what? I haven't. No? No, I haven't yet.
- 47:21Speaker 1: Not even.
- 47:21Speaker 3: One Christmas party we were at, they tried to... They
- 47:23Speaker 3: had to sign NDAs.
- 47:24Speaker 1: No, that was just a release.
- 47:26Speaker 3: Was it a release? Or I thought it was an
- 47:28Speaker 3: NDA for the.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Kardashians? Yeah. No.
- 47:32Speaker 3: Really? I think I did. Really? Maybe they didn't have
- 47:36Speaker 3: you sign it because you knew them better.
- 47:38Speaker 1: I definitely never signed anything like that any time I
- 47:42Speaker 1: ever went to their house. No, I did not. The
- 47:44Speaker 1: only thing I would do is sign a release if
- 47:46Speaker 1: the reality shows or cameras or whatever. Or I actually
- 47:50Speaker 1: thought at the Christmas parties I was signing something like,
- 47:52Speaker 1: if I slip and fall, I can't sue.
- 47:54Speaker 3: Maybe it was that.
- 47:55Speaker 1: I thought it was just like you're going into this
- 47:58Speaker 1: like you would go into Magic Mountain. You're going in
- 48:00Speaker 1: at your own risk.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Let me tell you, they could have put a mortgage
- 48:03Speaker 3: down and I would have signed it to go into
- 48:05Speaker 3: that Christmas party. Are you kidding me? It was so great.
- 48:09Speaker 3: Whatever you want, I'm signing it. A confession to a murder,
- 48:12Speaker 3: I'll sign it. Just let me go into the party.
- 48:14Speaker 1: I will say the last time we all went before
- 48:16Speaker 1: we got cut was the most fun. That was the bummer.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Because at that moment, finally my kids were old enough
- 48:23Speaker 1: that they were not bothering me and they were on
- 48:25Speaker 1: my own. And there was a lot of people I knew.
- 48:29Speaker 1: There was you. Yes. There was Martin Ballard. There was
- 48:32Speaker 1: Lance Bass.
- 48:33Speaker 4: Yes.
- 48:33Speaker 1: There was.
- 48:34Speaker 3: Was that your baby face was there and Jennifer Lopez?
- 48:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 48:38Speaker 3: Kanye was blonde.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Exactly. Jennifer Lopez, I know. Yes. No. I don't... But
- 48:43Speaker 1: she was.
- 48:43Speaker 3: It was a crazy.
- 48:44Speaker 1: It was like whatever the last two years that were
- 48:47Speaker 1: at Chris's house. And then, you know, then it switched
- 48:49Speaker 1: to like the older... Kim and Kourtney doing it and stuff.
- 48:52Speaker 1: And then I was cut.
- 48:54Speaker 3: I was cut the same year.
- 48:55Speaker 4: Right.
- 48:55Speaker 1: We were cut the same year. And so that softened
- 48:58Speaker 1: the blow.
- 48:58Speaker 4: Yes.
- 49:00Speaker 3: But I have.
- 49:02Speaker 1: To say it was really becoming like a fun tradition.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Like I was like, we're going to do this forever. Yes.
- 49:07Speaker 1: I never planned a Christmas trip. Nothing. No way.
- 49:10Speaker 3: I still have the gifts that she would give us.
- 49:14Speaker 1: You didn't notice the egg in the new house?
- 49:16Speaker 3: I have the egg. We have the egg in our
- 49:18Speaker 3: house in Palm Springs.
- 49:19Speaker 1: And I have. the McKenzie Child's kettle at my house here.
- 49:23Speaker 3: Well, the egg, though, is this like silver egg that
- 49:25Speaker 3: you lift up. It's huge. And in it is a
- 49:27Speaker 3: whole silverware set.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Yes.
- 49:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Did you Google how much it was?
- 49:31Speaker 1: No. How much was it? I did. How much was it?
- 49:33Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 49:34Speaker 3: It was a lot though. It was a lot to
- 49:36Speaker 3: give everybody.
- 49:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:37Speaker 3: A thing. Yeah. Like not cheap. More than my first car.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Much more than my first car.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Wow. Well, I have it. Thank God. I have it too.
- 49:46Speaker 3: I'm never giving it away. I've never used it.
- 49:50Speaker 1: I've never used it either. But I like the look
- 49:52Speaker 1: of the.
- 49:52Speaker 3: Totally.
- 49:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:54Speaker 3: I'd be scared to use it.
- 49:56Speaker 1: You know what? I will be.
- 49:57Speaker 3: You know what?
- 49:58Speaker 1: I'm going to use it at Thanksgiving. I'm going to say.
- 50:00Speaker 1: I'm going to say I'm not going to say you
- 50:02Speaker 1: are not to take silverware wrapped up in a napkin.
- 50:04Speaker 1: You are to go to that table and open that
- 50:06Speaker 1: egg and find a fork. Yeah.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Take a knife spelled with a K.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Right.
- 50:13Speaker 3: And use that.
- 50:14Speaker 1: We're going to use it.
- 50:15Speaker 3: Wellington, we're going to use it this year.
- 50:18Speaker 1: One of the last year, I think it was the
- 50:20Speaker 1: last year I was invited or it might have been
- 50:23Speaker 1: a couple of bad things happened. One was Drake. There
- 50:26Speaker 1: was fake snow, and I swear to God, you and
- 50:28Speaker 1: Brandon started to fuck around in it, and Courtney saw it.
- 50:32Speaker 3: Oh, you don't do that.
- 50:33Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my God. You don't do that.
- 50:36Speaker 1: There was a good chance she didn't even know they
- 50:38Speaker 1: were mine. I should have just walked away.
- 50:40Speaker 6: Yes.
- 50:41Speaker 3: They didn't know until you identified them as yours.
- 50:44Speaker 1: And then I think my mother-in-law slipped.
- 50:46Speaker 3: Oh.
- 50:48Speaker 1: And that is just.
- 50:50Speaker 3: Was she okay?
- 50:51Speaker 6: Okay.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, I think it hurt my chances.
- 50:54Speaker 3: You were bringing a lot of people to this party.
- 50:56Speaker 1: I know. That was the other thing. And that's when
- 50:58Speaker 1: I said, Peter, we all got cut. We deserve to
- 51:01Speaker 1: be cut. I'm six deep.
- 51:03Speaker 3: Here's a question.
- 51:04Speaker 1: And then he goes, why didn't you just tell her
- 51:05Speaker 1: that we wouldn't have to be with our family on
- 51:07Speaker 1: Christmas Eve?
- 51:08Speaker 3: Well, here's a question. Because it was on Christmas Eve.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Say you were invited Christmas Eve. And they were like, Heather,
- 51:14Speaker 3: it's just you.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Totally fine. I'd go.
- 51:18Speaker 3: If you leave the family at home on Christmas Eve.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I've had to perform
- 51:23Speaker 1: on a Mother's Day weekend? Do you think they were
- 51:25Speaker 1: flying and sitting by my side wanting to be there?
- 51:29Speaker 3: No. They're just like, I'll see you Monday. Mother's Day
- 51:31Speaker 3: and Jesus' birthday are two different things, Heather. So you're
- 51:34Speaker 3: choosing to go to the Kardashians on Christmas Eve?
- 51:38Speaker 1: I know, but yes, I absolutely would.
- 51:40Speaker 3: Okay, I'm giving her a chance to back out. I'm
- 51:43Speaker 3: ever back in the loop.
- 51:44Speaker 1: But based on the topics today, I don't know that
- 51:46Speaker 1: I'll be invited back. Okay, because... What? Okay, I just
- 51:48Speaker 1: wanted to say, this is Barbara Corcoran, who I've always
- 51:50Speaker 1: really enjoyed.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Totally love.
- 51:52Speaker 1: But there's something that I've noticed, not just about her,
- 51:55Speaker 1: but about a lot of older celebrities getting into the
- 51:59Speaker 1: TikTok game.
- 52:00Speaker 3: Okay, what?
- 52:01Speaker 1: Anyway, so she's telling a story, and she's giving her advice,
- 52:04Speaker 1: which is fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I just, all
- 52:08Speaker 1: of a sudden, she's like cooking. She's like, hi, I
- 52:13Speaker 1: want to tell you about when you, the best way
- 52:16Speaker 1: to get a house when there's multiple offers. One thing
- 52:20Speaker 1: you're going to do, and da, da, da. And all
- 52:22Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm just imagining.
- 52:24Speaker 1: that she hired some 25-year-old social media person that's like, Barbara,
- 52:29Speaker 1: you can't just sit in a chair and give advice
- 52:31Speaker 1: about business. You have to either do your makeup or
- 52:35Speaker 1: cook something.
- 52:35Speaker 5: Yes.
- 52:36Speaker 1: So let's just put a pot of water and just pretend.
- 52:39Speaker 1: I don't even think there was water in it. Let's
- 52:40Speaker 1: just pretend that we're stirring. And I'm just like, you
- 52:45Speaker 1: don't have to do it. Just because everybody else is
- 52:46Speaker 1: doing that on TikTok, you can still just sit there
- 52:49Speaker 1: and go, let me tell you how you get a house.
- 52:51Speaker 3: They probably said to her, Barbara, may I call you Barbara?
- 52:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:55Speaker 3: What people want is a slice of life.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Yes!
- 52:57Speaker 3: They want a glimpse into your everyday. That's the beautiful
- 53:01Speaker 3: thing about social media, Barbara.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to be just doing your contouring. Story time.
- 53:07Speaker 3: So you do a TikTok, but do it when you're like,
- 53:10Speaker 3: what do you like to do? Do you like to cook? Cook, yeah!
- 53:13Speaker 1: I don't think she does like to cook, though.
- 53:17Speaker 3: It's weird she's just grinding pepper into a pot talking
- 53:20Speaker 3: about interest.
- 53:22Speaker 1: Rates, right?
- 53:23Speaker 3: And escrows. You know, I actually, I'm fine with it.
- 53:26Speaker 3: Anything that, I like it. I love seeing in celebrities' houses.
- 53:29Speaker 3: Because you know what I'm looking at here at this image?
- 53:32Speaker 3: I'm looking at the ceiling light.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 53:34Speaker 3: Okay, I'm looking, what is that blue thing back there?
- 53:36Speaker 3: Is that her faucet? That is a blue faucet. A
- 53:38Speaker 3: blue faucet to match her blue pot.
- 53:40Speaker 1: Okay, I sold.
- 53:41Speaker 3: Right?
- 53:42Speaker 1: You've convinced me. Thank you. I came as a bitter
- 53:44Speaker 1: Betty and like, why? Do you see the flame?
- 53:49Speaker 3: There is a flame? There is no flame going on.
- 53:51Speaker 1: I don't see a flame.
- 53:52Speaker 3: Well, maybe right here.
- 53:54Speaker 1: No, there is no flame.
- 53:55Speaker 3: So she's not cooking.
- 53:56Speaker 1: It's fake cooking.
- 53:58Speaker 3: But see, but to my point, seeing the behind... It's
- 54:01Speaker 3: why even on... I don't really watch pornography, but whenever
- 54:03Speaker 3: I did, I would totally get distracted and be like,
- 54:06Speaker 3: is that headboard Crate and Barrel? I think I know.
- 54:08Speaker 3: I get into the behind the scenes. What hotel are
- 54:11Speaker 3: they at?
- 54:12Speaker 1: Peter and I used to wonder which cul-de-sac in Chatsworth
- 54:15Speaker 1: it was shot at. Thank you so much. Because there'd
- 54:16Speaker 1: be an outside shot of the house.
- 54:17Speaker 6: Yes.
- 54:18Speaker 1: And we would fight about where it was. And I'd
- 54:21Speaker 1: be like, I honestly think that's a newer... Section of Northridge.
- 54:25Speaker 3: And then we move on. The establishing shot.
- 54:28Speaker 1: This is such a weird story, but it just came out.
- 54:32Speaker 1: A UFO was spotted outside Harry and Meghan's mansion. Now,
- 54:35Speaker 1: it really wasn't outside their mansion. It was like 25
- 54:37Speaker 1: miles near the Chumash River. But it looks, I mean,
- 54:43Speaker 1: it really is like a UFO thing.
- 54:44Speaker 3: You know what? They're spotting them more than ever. I, I'm.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Anybody that's trying to say that this is not happening,
- 54:52Speaker 1: that is happening.
- 54:53Speaker 3: You know, okay, so here's the deal. With cell phones,
- 54:56Speaker 3: people can take more pictures.
- 54:58Speaker 1: Yes.
- 54:59Speaker 3: And that's why we're seeing more. But I will also
- 55:01Speaker 3: say this. I do believe in UFOs.
- 55:04Speaker 1: Well, you should because your boss was living with one
- 55:06Speaker 1: for a few months.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Yes.
- 55:08Speaker 3: E.T.? Oh, yeah, that's right.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 55:11Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you so much. She went from phone
- 55:14Speaker 3: home to phone homo. That's what we.
- 55:16Speaker 1: So.
- 55:17Speaker 3: But can I just say this? The UFOs, I believe
- 55:19Speaker 3: in them.
- 55:19Speaker 1: It would be funny. Have you ever asked her does
- 55:22Speaker 1: she believe in aliens?
- 55:23Speaker 3: I never have.
- 55:24Speaker 1: I really think we need to ask her that. Yeah.
- 55:27Speaker 3: I'm sure she does. I believe she does.
- 55:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 55:29Speaker 3: Yeah. So my point is this. Because of cell phones,
- 55:32Speaker 3: we're getting so many pictures of UFOs. You know what
- 55:34Speaker 3: we're not getting? Ghost pictures. You'd think all these people saying, oh,
- 55:39Speaker 3: I saw a ghost. I saw an old lady sitting.
- 55:41Speaker 3: Take a fucking picture and show me.
- 55:45Speaker 1: You are so right.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Yes, I know. And I believe in the afterlife and
- 55:51Speaker 3: things happening. But, like, how come nobody's capturing ghosts?
- 55:55Speaker 1: The other argument would be, like, when I fainted on
- 55:59Speaker 1: stage doing stand-up, I'm part of all these people that
- 56:03Speaker 1: have fainted in which a lot of people think all
- 56:06Speaker 1: these people fainted because they got the vaccination shot. I know.
- 56:09Speaker 3: At my QAnon meetings, they talk about it all the time.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Yes. But my argument was like, hey, look, I don't
- 56:14Speaker 1: know what made me faint. Nobody knows. But people do faint.
- 56:19Speaker 1: And the other thing is, if I wasn't on stage
- 56:20Speaker 1: and I felt dizzy, I would just sit down. Yes.
- 56:24Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have... But because I was on stage...
- 56:26Speaker 1: And so when you get people... you know, either playing
- 56:30Speaker 1: a sport or doing the news and they faint, it's
- 56:34Speaker 1: because they're starting to feel faint, but they're performing. Yes.
- 56:36Speaker 1: And they're on camera. Yes. And again, there's more people
- 56:40Speaker 1: on camera. So I do think that's an argument to say,
- 56:42Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think it's that, but there's no way
- 56:45Speaker 1: of knowing.
- 56:46Speaker 3: I just think, another one is Bigfoot, right? All these hikers,
- 56:50Speaker 3: you may not have a signal, but you can still
- 56:51Speaker 3: take a photo, right? Why aren't we getting more pictures
- 56:54Speaker 3: of Bigfoot? All these, these, legends, these lores. By now,
- 57:00Speaker 3: we should have solved it all. And I think UFOs
- 57:02Speaker 3: is one of the things we've locked in and been like, okay, yeah,
- 57:04Speaker 3: something's going on.
- 57:04Speaker 1: They're there.
- 57:05Speaker 3: We see it all the time.
- 57:06Speaker 1: There's not photos of the little weird aliens, but there's
- 57:09Speaker 1: weird different ships and stuff.
- 57:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:11Speaker 3: I hope there's UFOs and aliens. I hope it's true.
- 57:14Speaker 3: And I hope they get CBS. I hope they watch Drew.
- 57:18Speaker 3: You know, what if they come down and they're like,
- 57:20Speaker 3: big fan.
- 57:22Speaker 1: What if they say....
- 57:25Speaker 3: I actually like Sex and the City too. Beep bop.
- 57:29Speaker 1: You know when you're not going to like it? When
- 57:31Speaker 1: they replace you with an alien because they want to
- 57:33Speaker 1: be inclusive.
- 57:34Speaker 3: What about AI? How are you feeling about AI?
- 57:36Speaker 1: It scares the shit out of me.
- 57:38Speaker 3: What if you saw a fake Heather MacDonald saying things
- 57:41Speaker 3: that you were like, oh my God.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Well, I think that's going to be able to happen
- 57:44Speaker 1: pretty soon. We were talking about it and I said,
- 57:48Speaker 1: what I'm concerned about If they can do everybody's voice
- 57:51Speaker 1: and stuff, and I've done, I'm coming up on like
- 57:54Speaker 1: 800 episodes of Juicy Scoop.
- 57:55Speaker 3: Congratulations.
- 57:56Speaker 1: So let's say Jennifer Aniston finds out, not Jennifer Aniston,
- 58:03Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez finds out that Ben Affleck is cheating on her, whatever.
- 58:11Speaker 1: That's a story. It's in the future, you know?
- 58:13Speaker 2: Okay.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Could the, without me getting out there and saying my
- 58:17Speaker 1: opinion- Could the AI figure out my viewpoint based on
- 58:24Speaker 1: all the topics that I've thought about and all the
- 58:27Speaker 1: things and then also do my voice but also come
- 58:31Speaker 1: up with new, like what my point of view would
- 58:34Speaker 1: be on a subject that hasn't even happened yet?
- 58:36Speaker 3: Why does that scare you? Because you know what I
- 58:39Speaker 3: would do? I would just be like, what do I think?
- 58:41Speaker 3: I don't know. Ask Ross. Ask the other Ross and
- 58:43Speaker 3: then send that Ross to work. And this Ross will
- 58:46Speaker 3: be in Palm Springs. You know what I mean? Let
- 58:47Speaker 3: that Ross work. Let AI Ross do it. If you
- 58:49Speaker 3: can figure out what I think and say it for me,
- 58:51Speaker 3: do it for me.
- 58:52Speaker 1: But then the fake Heather can make money for somebody else.
- 58:59Speaker 1: How would I even control myself?
- 59:01Speaker 3: You've got to just own fake Heather. You know what
- 59:03Speaker 3: I mean? Just own fake Heather.
- 59:05Speaker 1: I don't know that we can.
- 59:07Speaker 3: Well, what am I, a doctor? I don't know either,
- 59:09Speaker 3: but I'm— curious about it I like I'm scared I
- 59:12Speaker 3: like technology I always get the new iPhone I don't
- 59:15Speaker 3: like it so if there's like an upgraded Ross I'd
- 59:17Speaker 3: like to see that one could they make him thinner like.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Really thin you're already so thin thank you you're barely here.
- 59:23Speaker 3: Well but how about buff I'd like buff buff AI
- 59:28Speaker 3: Ross you know what I mean sure With abs and
- 59:32Speaker 3: well hung.
- 59:32Speaker 1: I think it makes me nervous. Well, also like for
- 59:34Speaker 1: doing like impressions and stuff like with that and voiceover.
- 59:38Speaker 1: I think probably voiceover actors should be really scared. Yeah.
- 59:42Speaker 3: Well, listen, I'm just curious where it's going to go.
- 59:45Speaker 3: I'm here for it a little bit.
- 59:47Speaker 1: What? With the aliens too.
- 59:48Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 59:51Speaker 1: Did you know what will happen to Camilla if King
- 59:54Speaker 1: Charles dies first? Do you know what her name would be?
- 59:58Speaker 3: So, hold on. So, if Camilla... Because she's queen now.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: She's queen consort.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: She's queen. And he dies. What would she be?
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: He dies. She'd be queen once removed. No, queen mother. You're...
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Is that right?
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: I watched The Crown. That's how I know this. Good
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: for you. Thank you.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: But then William.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Other people in the comments were like, queen side piece.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: Come on.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: You know, can I... I will say.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: It is interesting how we're just like, oh, yeah, she's queen.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: You know, like, it just... You think about... how that
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: all went down, how it all happened, there was like
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of people cheering when he was the coronation.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: That's a big PR turnaround for them.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Well, I think the first way you look at it
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: is like how awful poor Diana was being cheated on.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: He was in love with her. They were seeing each
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: other the whole time. Then Diana dies and then he
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: marries her. But the other way of looking at it
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: is he always wanted to marry her and they wouldn't
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: let him. Because she was divorced and she was older. Yeah.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: And they're like, no, find this, like, 19-year-old virgin who
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: teaches five-year-olds. Marry her and you have nothing in common
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: with her. And had they not forced, like, had they
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: not forced it. Yes. They would have been married. He
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: would have been happily married the whole time. And Diana
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: would probably have married someone even more fabulous and not married.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: died in a tunnel being chased by paparazzi.
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: You're totally right. And in many ways.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: And Megan would be still working at Mirabelle. With Chris Frangola.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Doing her side work, filling the salt and pepper shakers.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: You know, he, we think right now that Harry's the
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: one that's really bucking tradition and everything. But no, but
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: it was Charles that really, think about it. You know,
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: when you watch that whole thing.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Well, he didn't because he didn't, he still married Diana.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: But then he got divorced. He did buck it.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: I know, but she needed, she wanted the divorce too. Yeah.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: At that point, it was inevitable that they get divorced. But, but.
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: Two kings before, so right before his mother was queen.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: But he still had his cake and eat it too.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: He still got to be married to the pretty girl
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: and have his kids and still cheat with the woman
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: that he really loved. Do you remember some of the
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: stuff that they would say to each other?
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: The love, wait, Camilla and Charles?
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: Like their love letters back and forth?
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: No, he was like, I want your tampon and stuff.
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. So when I, there's that scene when they
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: leaked audio. It's on YouTube. You can find it. Yeah,
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: them talking to each other. But it is interesting. I
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: don't know. I find them utterly fascinating.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: But I mean, you know.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Could you be queen? Say you had never met Peter. Yes.
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: And you met a prince. And like, okay, this is fun.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: It's fun, you'd think. But then there's all those rules.
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: Could you, I don't think you'd keep your mouth shut.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: No, that's why I, that's why with, with Meghan, I've,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I've been very supportive of Meghan Markle. And I've also
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: called her a bullshit. But part of it was, she's
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: a California, Southern California girl, actress. She marries this guy
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: who's cute. I think she thought it was going to
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: be a lot more fun. Yeah. And a lot more
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: fun events and going out. And a lot of the
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: events are boring. Like, you're going to a factory. There's
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: no photographs there. Now you have to go to the
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: egg picker convention.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: Yes. Or I don't know if people are picking eggs.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I will also say.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: But, you know, like, you've got to do all those things.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: And then you have to be so proper. And then
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: you're living in this place that's... Probably got a mold issue.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Totally. Totally damp. You're right.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: And it's not like that fun. And everything has to
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: be cleared. And so I do believe she got depressed.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: And obviously all the noise and everything going around. But
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: I think even if she was completely embraced and they
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: were completely sweet to her. And one of the things
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: I saw was that allegedly she said to.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: What's the other– why can't I think of her name? Kate.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: What she said to Kate was protocol was always she
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: was to follow Kate, like be behind Kate. If they
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: were saying hi to people or walking into a room.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: And in a car ride going to an event– and
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: there's video of it where they allegedly had this conversation,
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: but there's no conversation on tape. Megan said, I think
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: it would be really great if we broke tradition and
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: we went arm in arm as two strong females walking
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: in together as two princesses. I can see her saying it.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: And Kate was like, I don't think so. And those
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: are all the things that made them not like her.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: But I'm saying, even if she said yes, and even
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: if they were asshole buddies, as my dad would say,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: and all that, I still think she wouldn't have enjoyed
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: living in England doing this job full time. I really don't.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Yeah. I'd like to go back to Asshole Buddies.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: What is that?
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: That's what my dad used to call people that he
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: thought were like, you know, best friends, but they were
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: both kind of assholes and they really had each other's back.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: That's cute.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Asshole Buddies.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: Asshole Buddies.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: I like to think.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: You might read something else in the day.
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I was like, oh, I think I, okay.
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: But I will say, I like to think that it
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: would be fun. I've always had the, I am princess
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: of Genovia, like fantasy. And then I think, God, that
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: would be exhausting because you know, like, When you get
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: to go to an event and, oh, how fun. I'm
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: going to dress up. What do I wear? And you
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: think about it and then you go. But then it's
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: kind of like it's later than you. And, like, you
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: kind of would rather be home watching TV. And then
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: you're exhausted for, like, three days afterwards because you had
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: bad wine at the thing and it went until midnight.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: That's every night for these people. They have events and
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: ball gowns.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. And it's one thing to, like,
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: you know, go visit your in-laws a couple times a
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: year and have a fun night and be happy.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: But to really act like you love going, you know,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: with the dogs running or acting like you love skeet
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: shooting or all that stuff. Like, you have to act
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: like you're really into it when you're clearly not. Otherwise,
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: you're looked as like... Oh, what's her problem? Like, I
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: get it. I get why it wasn't. I get it.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: And also, they don't have a lot of fun. You
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: watched The Crown. They're going to go for a weekend
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: with the queen. I'd be thrilled, right?
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: And what are we going to do?
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: It's not a weekend in Cabo.
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: No, they're going hunting.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: It's not a weekend in La Quinta.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: No, thank you. There wasn't a pool inside. Just a
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: bunch of dogs. Some muck boots.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, not fun. Not fun.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: I've decided right now I'm not going to do it.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it either.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't want it either. And I don't
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: want it for my kids.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: And I don't want it for me. I would want
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: it for my kids.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: I don't want to do it. But you pop in,
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: you pop out. Yeah. If I had a kid, I'd
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: be like, yes.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. You're right.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Like, if one of your sons met, like, a princess.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: I mean, the only one that could be is it
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: could be that Brandon or Drake could go for Charlotte.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: They'd be, like, 10 years, 10, 12 years older than Charlotte.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: That'd be the only one.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: I don't like that at all. I know.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: I just mean like, what if maybe we pick a
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: different country? You know what I mean?
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Who knows any other countries?
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: What if there's like a Saudi princess or something? Definitely not.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: Why?
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: I don't, what?
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: I think that's scary. Okay.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Understood. If there was another country maybe where, like, there
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: was a princess and they... I would encourage. I'd be like,
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: this is great. Do it. Then you could pop into royalty,
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: pop out, and you'd probably get some jewelry.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Oh, actually, maybe a Saudi princess because then I can
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: go shopping for those great bags. Don't tell anyone. They're
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: not completely authentic. Anyway.
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: I never would.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I saw this.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: What is this?
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: This was in Brazil and so many... Wait. Someone sent it, okay?
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: So this is all in... Spanish, I guess. So I
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: don't know. Or Portugal? Who speaks Brazil?
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Portuguese. Portuguese.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: Portuguese?
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't know what they're saying. Can you speak?
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Do you read it?
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: My husband speaks Spanish.
- 1:07:46Speaker 6: Oh, it says that some guy was married to her,
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: got upset, took the crown away from her.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: Right, right. Oh! No, so this... Okay, so this girl... Wait,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: is this, I just noticed Miss Gay. Was it a gay? Oh,
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: it's trans. Okay. So, well, then now it makes more sense.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Because when I was watching the video, I was like,
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: I can't believe that someone would actually, a guy would
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: actually do this if his girlfriend or wife didn't become
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Miss Brazil. I didn't realize it was a gay thing
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: because I just saw that it was a different language.
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: Oh, and now it makes more sense?
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: Yes. Honestly, kind of it does because it's very dramatic.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: And it was like, I'm sorry. So the two girls
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: are standing there. Okay. And the other one wins.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: It's down to the final two.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Yes. And they're being sweet to each other. The other
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: one wins. And the one that doesn't win is acting
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: very nice and gracious. And then this guy pops up
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: on stage and is like, absolutely not. And he grabs
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: the crown off of the actual winner's head. And he
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: like throws it down. Wow. He throws it down and everything.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: But now I feel like they probably had that planned.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: Well, I haven't. Well.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Just no offense. Sometimes gay people can be slightly dramatic. Slightly. Yeah.
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: So here's the deal. I want to know how you
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: would handle it if you were a runner up. You know,
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: you've done all the prep, the Vaseline's on the teeth.
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: You've waxed everything. Okay. You're standing there. You got your
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: flipper in.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: Okay. Okay, your hair is done. And it's between you
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: and the other contestant. And you have to fake that
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: you're happy for them.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Right. I always thought that part was so interesting.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: Yeah. So how do you do it? Because I would
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: do it, I'd really sell it, and then I would
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: duck to the back. I couldn't do it for long.
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: I could do it for seven seconds. Yeah. And then
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: I'd have to hide out. How would you handle it?
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: I always think about how Michelle, wait, no, what's her name?
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: The one that got caught for Vanessa Williams. Yes. And
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: how the guy didn't bring up the fact that he
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: had nude pictures and her going down on another girl
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: in Penthouse until like her 11th month of being Miss America.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: And I was like, finally, like never does the runner
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: up get to be it. It's literally only, like, three times,
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: and that was one. And you get it for, like,
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: three weeks.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: So, yeah, I'm pretty disappointed because I'm knowing there's no
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: chance this woman's, like, going to die or that she
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: would have downed on someone in Penthouse.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: And even nowadays. Would you rather lose or be runner-up?
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: Would you rather, like, not make it to the final round?
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: Well, interesting that you bring it up because I bring
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: this up more than I like, but I was in
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: the Miss Tarzana contest, Patchen.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: I just assumed.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: And it was at the Warner Center Marriott. And when
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: I didn't even make top 10, my friend Liz.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: Oh, my God. How many contestants?
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: Like 30.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: Oh, Heather. That's rough.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: I know. And I was so pissed that I did it.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: And my dad did, according to Liz Roman, who was
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: at the table, because we bought a table, obviously.
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: Obviously.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: And my dad threw down his napkin.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: No, no.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: And the Marine came out of him, and he was like,
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: this is fucking bullshit. Really? We're getting the fuck out
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: of here.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: And I said, this is bullshit. I want to get
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: out of here. I said it to the head lady.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: And then she was like, Heather, that's an awful attitude.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, you're right. That is an awful attitude.
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: So you didn't make the top 30. You went to
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: the lady in charge and said, this is bullshit. I
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: want out of here.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: I just said, I want to leave. She had convinced
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: me that I was going to win. And because even
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: though it was a talent portion.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: There wasn't?
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: There was not a talent portion because it was part
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: of the Miss USA, not Miss America.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: What would you have done?
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: She was going to ask me, when they asked me
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: the questions, I was going to answer it as Cher.
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: Okay, let's do this.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: All right. It's not good anymore. I don't do Cher
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: that well. Well, maybe it's good.
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: So what if it's like, all right, contestant 12, Heather McDonald,
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: here's your question. There are a lot of hungry people
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: in the world. What would you like to see done
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: to make sure that everyone gets nourishing meals?
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Well, the first thing I would do is, if I
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: could turn back time, I would make all so much
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: more food.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I would make sure that no one was hungry. And
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: they'd say, I can't believe my tummy is so full.
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: Are you eating in Memphis?
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: Do you believe in dessert after dinner? Breakfast, lunch, and snacks.
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: Anyway. Okay. So. I never got a chance to do that.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: Well, that's a shame. But honestly, that's really tough to digest.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: 30 contestants in Cardzanna. Well, a lot of people think
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: the reason to everything.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: A lot of people think? No, the reason I always
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: bring everything back to Vanderpump Rules, the scandal. Oh. The
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: girl that was the mistress in it. Okay. She was
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: real weird about pageants. She was always trying to get
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: into pageants, all different pageants. But she never got past
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: 15 pageants. Top 15? Top 15. So some people think
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: the theory of her going after her best friend's man
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: is like a weird competition because she's a weird pageant girl. And,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: you know, I'm just saying I didn't make it either
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: and I never slept with my best friend's boyfriend.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: I think right here, right now, planting a seed.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: You should create a pageant.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Never.
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: A Miss Juicy Scoop is not a bad idea.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: All right. It's not a bad idea. Okay, listeners compete.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: It's going to be all gender, all sexuality, first of all.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: Of course, of course. I'm very, this pageant is a different,
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: it's its own category.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: No, it's beyond and it's done and nobody wants a
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: pageant anymore.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: That being said, let's do a pageant.
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: Okay, Miss Juicy Scoop 2023. Everyone competes, but the twist is.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: You always win. It's not a bad idea.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: It always just comes down to me and the best
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: other girl.
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: And they always get runner up and you always win.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: Oh my God, I love it.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea, but there has to be
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: a talent portion.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Absolutely has to be a talent portion.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: And yours has to be different every year.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Okay, and I'll host it. I'm down.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: I'm down for it. Thanks. Okay, our girl Lonnie Love
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: was in Hollywood Unlocked. And Lonnie Love sells love to
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Lizzo as trolls continue to talk about her weight. Now,
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: I thought this was interesting because I just saw a
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: couple weeks ago that she was actually getting trolled Because
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: she was losing weight.
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: She can't win. And by the way, we love Lonnie.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: I love Lonnie in every way. Lonnie stands up for
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: what's right all the time. She's so great.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: And Lonnie always looks beautiful. Always, always, always. But I
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: remember seeing that... So I don't know if she's getting
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: trolled for losing weight because I saw this whole thing
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: where she was like, I'm just getting healthier. Like, I'm
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: still your girl. And some people being critical, like you're
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: abandoning what you're being someone that has weight has fluctuated
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: now you've been thin and fit and healthy for quite a.
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: While oh three years same weight thank you so much
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: thank you.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: Was anyone yes feel feeling like that you had abandoned
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: yes really yeah you.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: Get you get you get things all the time people
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: are like you know if they don't like you when
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: you're big it's like you've had fuck blah blah blah
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: and then if you lose weight they're like well you
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: used to be funny well i don't know i liked
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: you you know I liked you better when you had
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: a little meat on you. Well, yes, of course you did.
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: You know, everyone has an opinion about everything. So, like,
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: you just kind of have to. I mean, Lizzo knows
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: this by now. You just have to kind of do you.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: And let's try to be healthy and stick around as
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: long as humanly possible. But, like, you know, it's funny.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Weight is the one thing where if you're struggling internally
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: with your weight for whatever reason, it manifests itself physically
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: and people can see it right away. You know, if
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: you have a drug problem.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: Or a drinking problem. You can go into the world
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: and people may not know right away. But if you
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: are struggling, it's on your skin. It's on your body.
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: So people... they have an opinion about it right away.
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: It's why that when you, and I know what it's
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: like to put on weight. There's so much shame involved.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: Like I never wanted to lead. Do you remember when
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: I would get thin and then I put on weight?
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you had like several different things where then you
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: would get really fit or you were on the show.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: You were on a show. What was it called?
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: Fit Club, I think.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: You were in the Fit Club.
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: That was before I knew you. But it was, it's like,
- 1:16:42Speaker 3: it's so mortifying when you put on weight. It's so humiliating. And,
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: but because everyone has an opinion about it, you know,
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: and you know, when you leave the room, they all
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: turn to each other and go, wow, he really, he
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: got fit. You know, everyone has an opinion, you know,
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: whether it's in person or on social media. So I just.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: I always think that's so interesting too, what you just said,
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: because I always remember that about eating disorders. I felt
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: so badly about people who had eating disorders because They'd say,
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: if you're addicted to cocaine, then you just know you
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: can no longer have cocaine.
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: But if food, but you have to eat.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: You have to.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: You have to eat. So it's like, it can be
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: an ongoing thing. So, you know.
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: It's also why there's no winning the battle. People say like, Ross,
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: how'd you win the battle? There's no winning the battle.
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: Winning the battle is showing up for the battle, right?
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: You need to make peace with the fact that you
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: will never win this battle. And anyway, I'm not trying
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: to make it about me. I'm just saying.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: No, well, you're being... I am interviewing you, so may I...
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: I did choose this because I'm like, that is a
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: huge accomplishment. And, like, you have your recipes and, like,
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: you know, and you beat us in the competition.
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: Oh, God, yeah, when we beat you on Guy's Grocery Games.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: Handedly.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: I almost.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: You lost that worse than you lost Miss Tarzana, I
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: have to say. I.
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: First of all.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: Which one was a harder pill to swallow?
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: Miss Tarzana because... Because I'll tell you why. Because you
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: were the one that was nice enough to help us
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: get you suggested we come on the show.
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: I did. I love you.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Just like the podcast. I wouldn't have been on Guy's
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: Grocery if it wasn't for you. So I was like,
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: and also because you totally cook more than I do.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: And like, it's kind of like part of your brand.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: So I was like, I think it's going to be
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: pretty devastating to, If Ross doesn't win. And even though
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: I lost by only one point, let's make that extremely clear.
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: Yeah, but we know that, come on, they kept it close,
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: you know.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: You think that was TV work?
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. Because what they, like you, I just
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: want to say, you lost harder than one point. And
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: let's be quite frank. They gave you a good edit.
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: I'd like to say.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Both my meals were extremely good.
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: What about the part where Peter just put the greens
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: from the strawberries on the plate? They cut that out, right?
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: And so I just want to say, that was not
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: a great move, and they gave you a great edit,
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: and that's why you know you weren't really one point
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: away from winning.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: Wait, I have to tell people that. So... We were
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: doing a breakfast and it was like a Belgian waffle situation.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: And then I cut up all these strawberries and to
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: like do like a berry compote, whatever.
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: What goes into a compote, Heather? It was cut up berries.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: What am I saying then?
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: But a compote is like cooked down with sugar, like
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: a jam. You cut up berries.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Okay. We're limited on time. Anyway, so. So then. Unbeknownst
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: to me, to finally finish decorating the plate, Peter just
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: saw those little green tops of the strawberries.
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: Do you remember this?
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: He just put them on the plate.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Did they notice it?
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: They did. They said, now, are these the ends of
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: the strawberries? And he was like, yeah. I put them
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: on his decoration. And they're like, well, you can't.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: All right. Can't eat that. And they cut all that out. Yeah.
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: Okay. Well... Anyway, I still felt like you deserve to win.
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: But even.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: You know, I am competitive.
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: Ross did something that was like.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: What'd I do?
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: Once I saw this, I was like, there's no way
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: we're going to win.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: What'd I do?
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: You went to the place where the dishes and the
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: pots were, and you got individual, adorable little black frying pans.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Cast iron skillets.
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: Cast iron skillets.
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: My husband and I did that. And we served it on, like,
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: a wood board. Did you see when I made my
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: own chimichurri?
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: Yeah, just for a drizzle of herbaceousness.
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: I had a whole plan going in. Do you know
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: that I called my friend Krista, who's won Guys Grocery Games,
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: I think, like, ten times.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Did she tell you to get those little frying pans?
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: No, she did not. But I said, what do I
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: need to do? Like, how do I– what's the game plan?
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: You can't– she didn't know, of course, like, what the
- 1:20:58Speaker 3: challenge would be.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: But I'm like, what do you focus on first? Like,
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: what do you– how do you– and it was about, like, strategy. Strategy.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: What cooks fast. Like boil the potatoes before you fry
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: them because it'll cook them fixed and then you get
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: a crunch on the outside. Like little things like that.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: And that's how competitive I am. Isn't that terrible? I
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: wanted to, I didn't want to win. I wanted to
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: win hard. You know what I mean? No, I know.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: And I honestly.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: It's diabolical when I say it.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think I'm that competitive.
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: You were so supportive. Like even before we had a
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: glass of wine in the hotel room, you're like. I
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: know you really want to win. I hope you win.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: See, exactly.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: And I remember thinking to myself, like, is this a strategy?
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: She's trying to get in my head.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: The truth is, I realized I am like, honestly, I
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: think I'm an awful cook.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: Now, there's no way you're awful.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty bad.
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: No, I saw you making waffles.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: I can do breakfast.
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: Okay. And then during the pandemic and stuff, I would
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: like try to do like a crock pot situation.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: Well, crock pot's not hard.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: I would fuck it up.
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: It's a button and you leave for eight hours.
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: It would still turn out disgusting. Really? It was like
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: I got the, I was like, I'm going to make
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: like a mushy, like shredded chicken breast. And I saw
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: this thing I put together. It was so gross. Remember?
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: I try.
- 1:22:22Speaker 5: I try.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: Now at this point, now at this point, I'm like,
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: you know what? I've worked hard. We can just go
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: out to dinner and order in. Yeah. I mean, I
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: don't think I ever want, like, I mean, if I
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: ever get to the level of private chef, that would
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: be amazing.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: But I would do it. Yeah. I would do it.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: How far are you from private chef success?
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: How far are you from that?
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: About two Kardashians away.
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: Understood.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: Because I remember when Chris switched to the private chef.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: You do? Yeah.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: And you never go back.
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: Oh, why would you?
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: And it's weird because, like, I'm like, don't you miss cooking?
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Because she actually really liked to cook. You don't. Once
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: you have a private chef, you're like, I don't care.
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: Can we get a private chef? No, we can't. We're
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: not there yet.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: Ross, tell everybody how they can follow you. Oh, yeah.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: You said it early, but just say it one more time.
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: Well, yeah. So I'm Hella Ross on social media. And
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: I'm on the Drew Barrymore Show every day.
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: Where season four is coming back. Fastest growing show in daytime.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: I know. And I love doing Drew. And I hope
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: she knows. I do love her. I do watch the show.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: She looks beautiful.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: Why don't you come on?
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: I can't help it.
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: It's hilarious when you do. I love when you do
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: it with Sarah, when you do Drew impression. And she's fine.
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: She has Chloe Feynman on.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: I only want to do it if we get to
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: be on the couch, take off our shoes, and get
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: this close.
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: Well, no, you'd be on news with us probably. Okay,
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: then we can't get all cuddly. You can get close.
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: We'd show clips of you doing impressions of her and
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: what you did. I think we should do it. Would
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: you come on?
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: No, of course I would.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: Okay, good.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: Of course I would.
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: Also, I'm going on tour. We will drag race, by
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: the way. Everyone knows drag race. And then I'm on
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: tour all over the country. I got you girl. Tickets
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: at helloross.com. And I have to say, I'm so proud
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: of you. Like your house, the new house is so beautiful.
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: And when I come here to see you, it's like,
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: You have like this.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: It's all because of you, Ross.
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: Well, I was getting to that.
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: No.
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: It's like you're a mogul here. And you walk in
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: and there's like multiple rooms in your office. I'm just
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: so proud of you. And you smell like Baccarat and
- 1:24:27Speaker 3: you look stunning. I'm just so happy.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Drake could not believe that you knew the perfume.
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: I walked in right away.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: He goes, what did he say? He said, oh, I'm
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: wearing Baccarat because then you went to the bathroom. And
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: he goes, what is that? I go, that's a perfume.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: He goes, he recognized... The scent that you're wearing.
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: I'm a super smeller. I can smell it. I point
- 1:24:44Speaker 3: at people and tell them what they're wearing.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: But also, out of my perfumes, that is like the
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: best one. And that's people with a nose know. And
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: I purposely put it on today. Did you put it
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: on knowing that I'd be close to you? Yes.
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: And then when I came over to the house the
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: other day, you had a Trina Turk caftan on. And
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: what did I say right away? I go, oh, Trina Turk?
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: I knew. And you said, I put it on for you.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: And then I let you put it on.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: You did let me put it on.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: I know. It didn't look bad. Yeah. In a way, like,
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: do we have a little crush on each other? Very platonic.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Always. Always.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: But you thought about what you were going to wear
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: before I come.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my God.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: Because I was like, you guys will appreciate this outfit. And, like,
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: that I was doing the full Palm Springs, like, vibe.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: Because that's what I love about Palm Springs is that...
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: The bright colors, the kitschiness, the 60s. Like, I love,
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: that's why I love Trina Turk. And I love going
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: to those restaurants.
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: Well, I notice everything you do when I see you
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: and you're all done-o. I notice and I try to
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: give you the compliments you deserve.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: And I know that you notice and that's why I
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: do it. Thank you, everybody. Should we talk about our
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: pilot that never went? Oh, it was a great show,
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: by the way. It was called Love or Hate.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: Love and Hate. Love or Hate.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: Yeah, but there were some things that I did not
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: speak up about that I should have.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: Yeah, well, if we could do anything we could redo
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: again would be great. But at the end of the day,
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: you and I talking about things, do we love it
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: or hate it? It was a great combination, and it
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: should have gone.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: We did have fun.
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: We should have.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Don't you remember what they said, though? This was a
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: really nice thing that you said. Well, and on a
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: really nice note.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: I said?
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, God. So anyway, we called into the office, Drake.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: because the producers were the same producers as Chelsea. And
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: he goes, well, we heard about the love and hate pilot.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: And I was like, and he goes, it's not going
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: to go because you, the folk.
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: Oh, God, what did they say? I don't remember this.
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: It's not going to go. And I go, okay, well,
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: I figured that since it's been kind of a long time.
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: Months and months and months.
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: And he goes, but you tested so poorly with the people.
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: But Ross tested well, so they are going to go
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: forward with a show, but only with Ross. And I go, okay.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: And so then I get in the car, and I
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: call you, and you're like, hi, honey. And I go, Ross,
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: I said, you know what? If doing this pilot convinced
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: them that you have the chops to do your own show,
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: then I– this was my Sarah Colonna, John Ryan moment.
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: I go, then I'm glad– that I did it, and
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: that you're going to have your own show. And you said, well,
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: I think they made a massive mistake.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: I said it then, and I believe it now. See,
- 1:27:34Speaker 3: I told you, I think they made a massive mistake.
- 1:27:37Speaker 3: Because maybe that show would still be on the air.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: Right? I think it, again... Everything works out the way
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: it's supposed to work out.
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: Amen.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: It just takes a few years sometimes for you to
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: realize that everything worked out the way it's supposed to
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: work out.
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: I know. Well, you've always been that friend that's so supportive.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: We're not going to go all cheese fast to everybody,
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: but you are so supportive and I love you.
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: Because I'm coming tonight.
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: Yes, you'll be at my show and everybody come out
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: if you can. It's me doing stand-up. I'm in the audience.
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: It's so fun. Games, everything, different every night. And I'm
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: so proud of you and I love this show and
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: thank you for having me on it again.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: I'll come back again. Bye.
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