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IS ROCK NOSTALGIA STILL ROCKING? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_03: Hey everybody, this is Jeff Play.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are watching CMS TV.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_00: It's Tony Iommi's Black Sabbath right here with In For
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: The Kill featuring Glenn Hughes on lead vocal...
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  SPEAKER_00: With that one going out by request to Shelly Rocks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just before that,
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  SPEAKER_00: we heard Cinderella from the Still Climbing release with Bad Attitude Shuffle
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  SPEAKER_00: for Floyd Gundoli.
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  SPEAKER_00: Great White in there with Living in the USA for Skippy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Rat with I'm Insane for Phil Taggs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Circus of Power with Dr. Potion for Winter Steel.
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  SPEAKER_00: And kicking off the block there with Rough Cut with Prowler for our own Chris Aiken.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good set.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kind of your 80s hair metal montage, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what the kids want to hear.
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  SPEAKER_02: So there we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Soon to be generated by AI.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, good set there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, always appreciate the people who do support the Classic Metal Show
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  SPEAKER_00: through our Locals page and get a request in on a Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: And for those of you who do support the show just by tuning in and listening
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  SPEAKER_00: to our nonsense every Saturday,
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  SPEAKER_00: if you listen to us by way of the Rumble and watch us on the Rumble,
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  SPEAKER_00: Chris had mentioned in the chat room there,
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  SPEAKER_00: even if you're not in the chat room and you're just watching us on the video,
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  SPEAKER_00: just go down there and hit that little thumbs up button.
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  SPEAKER_00: To help us out with our algorithm.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to put a different request in there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Put the thumbs down so that the one asshole that thinks he's special ain't so special.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is there one that always puts the thumbs down?
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  SPEAKER_02: There's one that's always thumbs down.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so let's get three of you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to change up here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Three of you that have already thumbs up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thumbs down.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that that fucking cocksucker doesn't feel special anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's get four thumbs downs.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thumbs down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: We hate you guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thumbs down.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you really think you're that important, one guy?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll show them.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll show them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember when we did that with Apple?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: We went all negative.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had a lot of five stars and we just asked everybody to give us negative things.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I think we drove ourselves down to like two stars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we drove ourselves down to nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it didn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like, who gives a shit?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the same people who are downloading our podcast every week through iTunes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: They weren't going to stop listening because of some douchebag leaving some negative review.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we could give a fuck.
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  SPEAKER_02: What are you going to do?
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  SPEAKER_02: Get us ratioed?
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  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
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  SPEAKER_02: No way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like that demon.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's Bach.
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  SPEAKER_00: It could be.
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  SPEAKER_00: It could be Sebastian Bach.
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  SPEAKER_00: I hate those guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: They use AI.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look at that AI.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look at that AI thumbnail.
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  SPEAKER_02: These guys still fucking suck.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're terrible mother truckers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jim didn't like that I was attacking his friend, now did he?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just think that, you know, he knows how controversial that Sebastian makes himself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's dangerous.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's dangerous,
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  SPEAKER_00: is he?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is he dangerous, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Seems that way, doesn't he?
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's do some music.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've kind of been...
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  SPEAKER_02: Way all over the board tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's been a fun show.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's gone fast.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fast, fast, fast.
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  SPEAKER_00: Four hours down.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not going to lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to be asleep by 3.05.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am fucking struggling right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why do I get so fucking tired just from going out?
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  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't even out that long.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know that it had anything about going out.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just that you typically take a nap.
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  SPEAKER_00: Before the show, just to get to recharge the batteries a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you didn't get to do that tonight.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I am paying for it right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking at the clock and going, all
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  SPEAKER_00: right, an hour and 50.
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  SPEAKER_00: Plus, you said you didn't really sleep very well last night either.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we will slog through it with a heavy dose of some metal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you got 110 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can make it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can make it 110 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's like having sex 43 times.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Music.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to start, and this one's going to make one person in the chat room happy.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the rest of y'all,
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  SPEAKER_01: you'll probably like it too,
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  SPEAKER_01: but if you don't- This has
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  SPEAKER_00: got to be a jackal-centric- It's not jackal.
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  SPEAKER_00: No?
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_01: Demon has been begging for three weeks for us to play this song.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: It is the new song from Down.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I don't, what is it called?
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  SPEAKER_02: The Myth.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is called The Myth.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a good song.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like it personally.
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  SPEAKER_02: But Demon has been absolutely screaming for it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I have seen it, but we just haven't.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's a screaming demon?
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  SPEAKER_02: She's a screaming demon.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've seen her asking for it for a couple of weeks,
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  SPEAKER_01: and we just didn't get to a place to play it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, there just wasn't that right break.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I figured if I start off with that break, then I at least get it done, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, at least they have the needle pegged.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pegged, baby!
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  SPEAKER_00: Pegged!
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  SPEAKER_00: There is no more.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's no louder than it could be than this.
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  SPEAKER_00: They went into distortion level with that needle.
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  SPEAKER_02: They did.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, let's check it out, shall we?
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the myth.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is brand new stuff from down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, as you and I both know,
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  SPEAKER_00: being radio veterans as we are,
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  SPEAKER_00: we know it's okay to let the needle just bump into the red.
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  SPEAKER_00: But to peg it out like that, that's a big no-no.
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  SPEAKER_01: This DJ would be fired.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but down breaks all the rules.
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  SPEAKER_01: They do.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're not down with the rules.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're not down with the rules.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're pegging that needle.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's check it out.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is from Volume 5.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is the myth.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_02: hard not to
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  SPEAKER_00: like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't like the effect on Phil's voice, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't dig that.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, why don't you just do Phil's voice?
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  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't need an effect on his voice.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not sure why they're running him through an effect.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's a nice chugging song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's play a little more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you think that's an effect or do you think he's just buried a little bit in the mix?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think there's an effect on his voice.
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  SPEAKER_00: You think so?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because they're...
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's an effect on his voice,
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  SPEAKER_00: and then there's some echo on it,
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  SPEAKER_00: too, because it's, you know, it trails off a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not sure why they did that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It sounds good, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It does.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a nice, heavy groove.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's give it a little more before we move on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
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  Here we go.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_01: It's almost like it's a different song.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how good this song is going to be live?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's quite a change-up between how it started out,
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  SPEAKER_00: then the middle breakdown, and then it goes back into the original groove.
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  SPEAKER_01: That middle part sounds like 70s rock.
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  SPEAKER_01: It does.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like this a lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_00: And see, they took the filter off of Phil's voice in that breakdown.
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  SPEAKER_02: In that middle part, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Play a little more.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm digging this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did he actually sing they're the luckiest fucks alive?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's not playing around, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Serious business here.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty goddamn good.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're the most luckiest fucks around.
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  SPEAKER_01: Damn right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Damn straight they are.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like it a lot.
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  SPEAKER_03: AI is just stealing from artists and eventually replacing musicians altogether.
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  SPEAKER_03: This episode of The Cut is only available to VIP subscribers on Locals.
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  [music]
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's Down.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm very excited about this album.
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  SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait until this comes around.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you realize that Down has been around for 35 years?
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't
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  SPEAKER_01: that nuts?
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  SPEAKER_01: What, 94 or something?
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  SPEAKER_00: 91.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: But when did the album come out?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not talking the album.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying the band.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They began in 91.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are fucking old.
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  SPEAKER_01: 91.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I remember buying
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  SPEAKER_02: this record down NOLA with Randy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was with Randy at the, not the record exchange, what was that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Disc Den.
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  SPEAKER_02: Disc Den over in Solon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I remember listening to it and Randy wasn't feeling it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And meanwhile, I was like, you know, from second one, Temptations
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  SPEAKER_00: Wings was like, yes!
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  SPEAKER_00: The minute I heard, you know, NOLA, I was like, I like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: A lot of people like it better than Pantera.
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  SPEAKER_01: A lot of people do.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's 31 years old.
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  SPEAKER_00: It came out in 95.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fucking A. Wow, dude.
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  SPEAKER_02: 35 years old.
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  SPEAKER_02: I had short hair and a fucking brown beard.
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  SPEAKER_02: Zero gray.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, 35 years ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I was 20, 22?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shit, I was just out of the military.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you were like, we're just begging to be buried in smoke.
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  Yeah, oh boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm still begging for that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But of course, Stone the Crows, that's the tune,
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  SPEAKER_01: man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Such a good live song, too.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen Down Live?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: I have not.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's a show, dude.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's one.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I could convince you to go see something that I don't know that you're a huge,
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  SPEAKER_01: huge fan of, I know you love NOLA.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, if you just want to see just a great show, that is a great show.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they are so fucking strong live.
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  SPEAKER_01: At least they used to be.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine that they're not now with Kirk and Pepper and Phil.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a pretty fucking awesome lineup.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that is down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's move forward, shall we?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: Is this not going to have a clip?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, let's see.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Let me find my mail.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: So Lita Ford...
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  SPEAKER_02: is back.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you knew that or not.
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  SPEAKER_02: She, um,
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  SPEAKER_02: she recently,
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  SPEAKER_02: she's been looking for a long time for a label
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  SPEAKER_01: and she finally found a label
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  SPEAKER_01: that would put out her unreleased album that's been finished for a long time.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: And, um, And why am I not finding any Lita Ford?
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  SPEAKER_02: I know I had a press release and everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if they pulled it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, she has an album coming out called Dracula.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dracula.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, Dracula.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was hanging out with Lita a few weeks ago and shooting the shit with her in her dressing room.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did she look like she had the blood sucked out of her?
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  SPEAKER_00: No comment?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to say anything unkind about Lita, but I have thoughts.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But she's always been very nice to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, she's very nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: I sat there and just shot the shit with her for about five or eight minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know this about Lita.
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  SPEAKER_02: I had about three years ago, I guess it was.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: I had some business dealing to deal with her with.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's very hard to follow when you're chatting with her on the phone.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, she reminded me of a ton.
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  SPEAKER_01: Leather Leone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just very scattered.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just very.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we got to do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: What about the...
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: Deep breath, Lita.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: I literally said that to her.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: I said, deep breath, Lita.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I love her.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's not mean or awful or... No.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, every time I see her, she's always...
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_00: Very pleasant, always says hello, comes over and says hi, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Nice to see you again.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just very pleasant.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: She doesn't have to acknowledge me at all.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: She didn't have to acknowledge me, that's for sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: She didn't know who I was.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: But I see her frequently.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: I see her obviously more frequently than you.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: When she does see me,
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: she's always very pleasant,
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: always very nice,
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: always chatty, strike up a conversation, just pleasantries all around.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: That's what it is.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: And she's coherent?
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: Is she?
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: So I might have just caught her on a weird day.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: I've only spoken to her that way one time.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean,
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: when I was out with Doc and what,
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_00: four weeks ago in Dayton, Ohio,
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: in Indianapolis,
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: she played both of those shows and, you know, the dressing rooms were pretty close.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: And so, you know, she was, you know, right down two doors down.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I chatted with her both nights and it was just always very just like, hey, nice.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: Good to see you again.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: You know, how is everything?
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: You good?
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: You good?
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: You know, that kind of thing.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, yeah, it's good.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: Nice to see you, Lita.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: Great to see you.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: Always good to see you.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: Always good to see you.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: You know, that kind of a thing.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she's back.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: It says, new album, Dracula.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: Was the last one the one that she did with Now X?
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, with Jim Gillette.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, with the Winter Wonderland or something.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something like that.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: That was awful.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: That was a long time ago, too.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was 15, 20 years ago at this point.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a long time.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: But come on, Lita, Dracula, really?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: Hey.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: Dracula?
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe she's into these horror movies.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but this almost sounds Rob Zombie, Carator, Dracula.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: Dracula.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: She has not given us the full song yet.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_02: The full song comes out on my birthday next week.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Comes out on Tuesday, the 27th.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: But we do have a snippet of Dracula.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I will share you with you now.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: Some Lita Ford.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: See what you think?
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: This is Dracula.
• 22:18
  [music]
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: Not much of a sample, but there it is.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, one thing I'll give Lita props for.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: I think she's 63, 65, somewhere around there.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: She's kept herself in good shape.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know, she's kept herself thin.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: She looks like a rock star.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: She still, she's Lita Ford.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: She's, um, Doro-esque.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_00: She lives for her music and her metal and performing and being a rocker.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_00: Even in her advanced age of, I'm not sure how old Lita Ford is.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: No idea.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: But she's kept herself in good shape.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: I will give her that.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: So you're not feeling Dracula at all is what you're saying.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: She's 68.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: 68.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: Born in 1958.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's pushing 70.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's 68.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_00: But she's kept herself in good shape.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'll give you that.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, when you're jumping through beds of every fucking rock star for 30 years,
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that'll keep the weight off you.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: But she understands the importance of performance and image and staying
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: in good condition to do what she does.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know her well enough to know this,
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: and this is a horrible question I'm going to ask, but whatever, I'll ask it anyway.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_01: Is there a book in her about all the celebrities that she's fucked?
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm sure there is, whether she would tell it or not.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's the question I'm asking.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: I know there's a book in there with the eight guys that we're aware of.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: My question is, is she that kind of person?
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like if she just decided to retire at 70 to put out the tell-all?
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_01: You don't think so?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not thinking you're going to see that.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's unfortunate.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'd read that before I'd listen to this Dracula album.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, good on her for wanting to still put out music and stuff, but Dracula?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: Has that other hit Frankenstein on it?
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: That Boss Head Bounce single.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's another song I'd like to do for you guys right now.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's Friday the 13th.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Followed by Pinface, my other boss at Poncello.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know,
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'll give you the fact that she has forged a career,
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: for herself,
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_00: even though For pretty much the 90s,
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: you know, she was like married and living on like a solitary island or some shit.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_00: And she was not active for quite a while.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: For a while, yeah.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_00: And then she came back and she was able to get on that concert circuit
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: and go out there and perform.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think that she'd still be popular if she hadn't been the 80s hottie?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because I know most people can name one song from her.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_00: Kiss Me Deadly.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: All right, two.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_01: Close My Eyes Forever.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Those are the two.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: Those are the two.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: Most people can't name Falling In and Out of Love or, you know, what was their other song?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: Back to the Cave.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: Back to the Cave.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: What did she do at the Runaways?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Cherry Bomb or something?
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Cherry Bomb.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_01: She was in there for that, right?
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: But most people wouldn't know.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: If you said who sang Cherry Bomb, they wouldn't know that it was her.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they'd say
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: Cherry Curry.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: Or they'd be like, I don't know.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: Runaway?
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_01: He said Cherry Bomb.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: They're thinking, who's the warrant?
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_01: Huh?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's Cherry Pie, dummy.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think she's more famous for being super hot and super good.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well, again, this was during the MTV days.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: So we're looking at a hot blonde girl.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_00: In spandex or leather,
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: rocking out with a warlock guitar,
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: and then of course she got to duet with one of the most infamous people in rock
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: and roll, Ozzy Osbourne.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: True.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: So that kind of made her mark.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: So if it wasn't for Kiss Me Deadly and Close My Eyes, I mean, aside from that, what do you got?
• 28:32
  Nothing.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, she was an MTV.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: If she wasn't on MTV, she wouldn't have the career that she has today.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_01: But she got a lot of clout from being with famous people.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that's...
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: She got a good amount of clout from Chris Holmes and from especially Nikki Sixx.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the thing is,
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: is that unless you were really into the tabloid stuff,
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: you wouldn't have even known that either.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Because it wasn't like it was highly publicized, like she was in photos and all kinds of things.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: If you followed that culture, you would know that.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: But as an average listener to Kiss Me Deadly or Close My Eyes...
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't know Tony Iommi.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't know Chris Holmes.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't know Nikki Sixx.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, true.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: True.
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• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think she's pretty well known for being a star fucker.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: But if you're interested in that kind of music.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: I think everybody was in 1988.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the thing is, it's like a Close My Eyes Forever song.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: That was kind of a crossover song where a lot of people would like it,
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: but they didn't really know that much about Lita.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: they knew the song and they knew who Ozzy was and,
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_00: but as far as like her personal life was concerned,
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_00: unless you were,
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_00: you, you know, subscribed to Metal Edge Magazine or Circus or Kerrang!
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: Or Spin or...
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you didn't know that shit.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: You think she regrets, like, Chris Holmes when she sees him now looking all homeless and shit?
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_00: Or you think she's like,
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: yeah, that was a part of my life, whatever.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: When I go back, and this is not to sound gay, Chris Holmes was a really good-looking dude.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: He really was.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_00: At the beginning of Wasp?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_00: When he was young and up and coming and,
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: you know, on covers of magazines and stuff, he was a pretty good looking guy.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure that it isn't just that Blackie was a shrew and made him look better?
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because Blackie was an ugly guy.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: He always was an ugly guy.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_00: But Chris,
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_00: he was blonde,
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_00: had that whole California, Southern California beach-looking guy, you know, tan.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, he just had that whole thing going on for him.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: I have to take your word on that one.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: I never remember thinking, Chris Holmes, that's a good-looking fella.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm saying this from a retrospective look back.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think that at the time,
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_00: but when you go back and look at some of these older interviews and stuff
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: that he was with,
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: he was a pretty top-notch looking guy, you know, as far as rockers were concerned.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'll put him in league with top-notch Tommy Lee.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I ever thought of Tommy Lee as a good looking guy.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't think so?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_00: With the hair and being just lean and mean.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: I always thought he looked like a gawky faggot to me.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: Always.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_01: Even in the Girls, Girls,
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_01: Girls video where he's riding the motorcycles and stuff and
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: the hair was blowing shit.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but chicks dug that.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: I know they did.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Believe me.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: Believe me, I know that Tommy was fucking four a day while I was fucking four a year.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: I certainly know the difference.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_00: But what I'm talking about is, you know, sex appeal for the chicks.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: So at the time before the ravages of drugs and alcohol took its toll on them, he...
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_00: He was pretty, you know, he looked like your typical rock star.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: Just going to tell you,
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: you're not helping your cause with all the YouTubers that say Neely's a faggot.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like I said,
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_00: you can say that all you want,
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_00: but if you go back and look at some of the older videos and stuff,
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: he was a very healthy looking Southern California,
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_00: kind of like a What do you want to call like a surfer looking dude that was popular
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_00: at the time?
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: Looking him up here.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: This is not a great, none of these, I don't know that I can agree on this one.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to find a good picture and maybe it's just the bad pictures I'm finding.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's 1984.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the era you're talking about?
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_00: Back in the early part of the 80s, yes.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good-looking dude, huh?
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: How about this guy?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: That might be a better one.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: Open image and new tab.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_02: Share that one.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's about the best shot I got of him.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's like right in the Robin Crosby.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_00: He does look like Robin Crosby.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's my point.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_00: So he kind of looked and kind of had that whole Robin Crosby thing going on for him.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to take your word for it here.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: I ain't feeling it, but whatever.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have to.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's not about you.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's about the attractiveness that chicks found hot.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Lita did.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good on him.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: That was some real-class pussy.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, isn't that what we're talking about?
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it is.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_00: I mean... About Lita, you know, hooking up with Chris Holmes.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know, does it make sense?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it made sense at the time.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: I can't get past it.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_02: I just think that the two of them were two ugly fucking dudes.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: I mean...
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: Let me shrink this one a little bit so it's bigger.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is the two of them.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking neither one of these guys is getting free lap dances at the club.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: You think he's a good-looking guy?
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen him in interviews.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_00: The photos just don't do the justice.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_00: But in the interviews, he just comes off as a very charismatic guy.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's not just the looks.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's the whole being charismatic as well.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: And he was.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: He was a rebel.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: The rebel in the FTG or whatever.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: He was definitely wild.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_01: And therein lies the same reason Tommy Lee was getting so much pussy.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't because he was an overly good looking dude, but he was wild as fuck.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he carried it well.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Chris Holmes.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: But, but you look at Robin Crosby,
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_00: he was in the same,
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: same camp, you know, as far as, you know, the, the imagery is concerned.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Did Robin Crosby get a lot of pussy?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_00: I, well, he got Tawny Katane.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: And she was like, you know, the sex kitten for MTV videos.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: She was another one that was throwing that pussy to anybody
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_01: that fucking could play guitar
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: or sing.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: And now she's dead.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_01: Now she's dead.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: All those.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: Robin Crosby is dead.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: Mm hmm.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_00: Tawny Contain is dead.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: Who would have thought, and Chris Holmes is still alive?
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_01: Who would have thought that would be the case?
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_00: And David Coverdale married her,
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: which he still claims to this day was the biggest mistake of his life.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'll say.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_00: And she beat John, what was the guy?
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_00: Chuck Finley.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_00: Chuck Finley with a shoe.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: Beat him with a shoe.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: Chuck Finley married her.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: Why would you marry these pass-around broads?
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: When you know that they've fucked five major stars,
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_02: why would you marry them?
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: No matter how hot they are.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: Heather Locklear.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: In her prime, one of the top two or three hottest ever.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: Inner Prime, 25 years old.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_02: She was gorgeous.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: She was.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: A thousand percent not Marian material.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: A thousand percent.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: She jumped around from bed to bed, too, didn't she?
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_00: She got both Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora,
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: two of the top, you know, the hottest properties and rock there were.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: Somehow I think that had to do with the hotness of their wallet
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: more than
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: the hotness of their look.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, even your darling, Pamela Lee.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's not marriage material.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, but she got Tommy Lee.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: She got Kid Rock.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: She got, who else did she get?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_02: She's been with quite a few.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: I can't think of, let's look her up.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Pamela Anderson, Famous Relationships.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: Relationships.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what I find funny about her is that,
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: after the glitz and the glamour and The money and the fame and all this other stuff.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_00: Now she does this whole stripped down look with makeup and all this other shit.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: And then, oh, I just live in a very modest little cabin back in my home country of Canada.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I live a very wholesome life and I just eat dandelion salad.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, she's on Substack.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: I follow her on Substack.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you follow her?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Of course I do.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: She's Pamela Anderson.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_01: At some point, I've asked her a couple times about doing an interview with her.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: I would love to speak to her.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, who wouldn't?
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I would be very respectful.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's like my number one.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_00: She's had a very storied career, obviously.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: I honestly think that would be one that I'm a mumbling, stumbling idiot.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: Pam, I used to jerk off to you.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, what a surprise.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, shocking, you and everybody else.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so shocking.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson, notable relationships.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: Tommy Lee, Scott Baio.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Scott, I forgot about him.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly Slater from Baywatch.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: Kid Rock.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Rick Salomon, the same guy that fucked Paris Hilton.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_00: Don't know that guy.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: Eh.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: Huge dick, didn't know what to do with it, but at least I know that from the Pam video.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take your word for it.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's a celebrity.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_00: You know I watched it.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: Dan Hayhurst, her former bodyguard, and then Liam Neeson last year.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_00: See?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_00: So movie star, rock star, rock star.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: Famous people.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: She's a star fucker.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_02: Not good on her.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: She probably had a good time.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_02: They fucked the beauty out of her.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, how old is she now?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: She's 50-something?
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's probably my age.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_02: Pamela Anderson is 59.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so she's 60.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_02: She'll be 60 in July.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_00: So, so when, you know, even though she could still doll up if she wanted to.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: And she did in the Naked Gun movie.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_00: Well, again, I didn't see that.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: She prettied herself up some.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_00: But, but now, you know, now she's a good wholesome girl.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: She, well, I'm going back to my roots.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm, you know,
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: living on my parents' property and a little guest house and,
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_00: I don't wear makeup anymore.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not the hot bombshell that people knew me for.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just a neighbor lady who makes cookies for the neighbor kids.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_02: You know what the thing is with her, too, now?
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's not that she can't be pretty.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because she still has that pretty face.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_02: When she smiles, she's a pretty... Let me see if this is good.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, she's got naturally beautiful features.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_02: She's beautiful.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but, you know, again, you know, they make makeup for a reason.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_00: so when you,
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: put on a little lipstick,
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_00: you put on a little face paint,
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_00: you know, whatever, you can bring those features out.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: I wish she would stop with the Marilyn Monroe hair now, though.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because that looks fucking awful.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that really looks bad on her.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a look she can pull.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_02: She has to have long hair.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry we spent too many years looking at her being hot with long hair.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: She cannot have short hair now.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: And she's rocking the short hair and it looks like shit.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_01: It just looks like shit.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put this picture up.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: I know in advance this is a horrible picture.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_02: But it's what she's putting out there.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_02: This is one that she sold.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what I'm saying.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_00: No makeup.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_00: No hair done.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_00: No nothing.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm just a plain.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just a simple girl.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just rediscovering my roots.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just sort of just simple.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_00: You lived a life that 100 women would do anything to live.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_00: So stop with the, oh, you know, I'm just going back to my roots now.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Believe me,
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_02: Pam, I'm not reading your poetry on Substack because you fucking grow carrots.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it because I enjoyed watching you suck Tommy Lee's cock on
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_02: that fucking boat and taking a railing on that boat.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's why.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: And I enjoyed you to no end in the greatest Pamela Anderson movie of all time.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: No, not barbed wire, people.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_02: Let me introduce you,
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_02: if you guys are so inclined to find it,
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: Naked Souls, the greatest Pam Anderson movie of all time.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because in Naked Souls,
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_01: she trades players.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_01: There are two main characters.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_01: One real old guy, one's a 20-year-old guy, and they change minds with each other.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_01: But there's a scene,
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_01: Pam's an artist,
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_01: and at some point they just dump her in this thing of clay
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: and just spend like 10 minutes rubbing clay on those perfect tits.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: God damn it, it's one of the sexiest fucking scenes in the history of movies.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: It really was a sexy, sexy fucking scene.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, I'm not about that anymore.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know, that's not really me.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: I just like to grow vegetables.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, do you?
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: I have a garden now.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, my day starts at 6 a.m. in the morning and I have some herbal tea.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: And then I walk my chihuahua and we just enjoy the fresh air and the sunshine.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, then I pick my, you know, my garden.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, Pam,
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: no offense, but I really couldn't give a shit what you're growing in your garden.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: I only care about the dirty, sexual Pam Anderson that we used to know.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that's just not me anymore.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's not part of my life anymore.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm actually practicing abstinence at this point.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, this pussy is not for sale.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's unfortunate because that's the one thing I was willing to pay.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, that's in the past.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm the new Pam.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, great.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_01: Farmer Pam.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: Wonderful.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I will agree with Scooby.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: He's remembering her shows, VIP, which was not good.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_02: But Stacked was pretty goddamn good.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_02: Did you ever watch that show, Stacked?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think I did.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_02: It was good.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: It was really.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take your word for it.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sure you could watch it on Tubi or something.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think it had one season that got canceled, but,
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: but she was kind of a, it was like a comedy and she was pretty good at being funny.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_02: So not a bad show.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_02: And plus she was sexy as fuck.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's when she was still in the world.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_00: See, see, Chris, this is what I'm trying to get away from.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_00: I, you know, I want you to know me from me.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm just a simple girl from Canada.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I started out as the tool time girl with, you know, Tim Allen.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, that was just innocent, good fun for me.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I just got caught up with the hoopla and got into the whole Hollywood thing.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, it was a big mistake.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_00: And I really regret it.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I just...
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I just kind of long for my roots back here in Canada.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: I can't tell you how many times when she was on Tool Time, I just wanted to lube her chassis.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, Jesus.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_01: She was,
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_01: honestly,
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: and we'll jump off of Panamera,
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what we got here, but
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_01: she was hotter then than after she got the tits.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do you agree or disagree?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_00: She was cute.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_00: Very cute.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: She was the girl next door.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_00: Cute.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: You know?
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: She was those tool time episodes where she's there and she's wearing the, what do you call that?
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: The overalls or whatever?
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: The, the, the, yeah,
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_00: the overalls
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_01: with the,
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: with the tight t-shirt where you got a lot of side boob action looking.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and she was at any, even outside of the body.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: She had a beautiful fucking face at that point.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I don't know.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think happened to her face?
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Think she just slept wrong and woke up and that's it?
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: She just doesn't wear foundation anymore.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't look like she's had like Too much work on her face.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, she looks pretty natural,
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_00: but she just doesn't wear foundation to cover up any imperfections, as it were.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_01: After as many celebrities as she's been through,
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_01: do you think that pussy can tighten up around anything short of a fire hose?
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's just unkind, Chris.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't say I was being kind.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's just not a very nice thing to say.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care what Pam does.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: She's always going to be 1995 Pam to me.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, we here in Canada, we're Canada nice.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_00: We don't talk about those kind of things.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_01: Now she's truly Canada dry.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you degrading my career?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_00: There are things that I weren't proud of, and this is the new Pam.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_00: This is just me.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: Pam, you don't have a bigger fan than me.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: Trust me, Pam.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_02: How many people out there remember Naked Souls?
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: Not many.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm calling it the greatest work of Pamela Anderson.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a fan.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_01: She also gets fucked really hard against a fence in that movie.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's great.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, that's why you like this.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing like those big perfect titties being squished through a fucking fence.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Chris, these weren't perfect titties.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_00: They weren't always these perfect.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_01: They were when I saw them.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: They were when me and the rest of the world was appreciating them, Pam.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_00: They really were.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, we've done things in our careers that we're not always proud of.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I just wish you could just, you know, forget about those things.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_00: You know, just concentrate on where I am today.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_01: Then tell me a poem about growing fucking green beans.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Pam.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm waiting.
• 51:52
  I'm waiting.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_01: All right, enough about fucking Pam.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_00: I know you have an obsession.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_01: I love her, but I will probably watch Naked Souls when I go to sleep tonight.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Dick in hand.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: I hate when all of these people, and it's not just her.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, even when these music people or whatever,
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: when they just decide that they're not going to be what they They were.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: Then be out of the public spotlight completely.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't want to be sexy Pam anymore, then drop them out of the fucking spotlight.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_02: Don't still be doing movies.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: Don't be fucking out there doing interviews and publicly fucking Liam Neeson and all
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: that other shit.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_02: Be anonymous.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: Because anytime I see Pamela Anderson,
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: believe me,
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking about that opening scene of Barbed Wire where she's swinging around
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: and they're throwing buckets of water on her naked.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's good television.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's good Chris-a-vision.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_00: That's not who I am today, Chris.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's better than this-a-vision that's on the screen, that's for sure.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_01: This lady here looks like she should also be saying, should I vacuum the curtains?
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: She looks like a maid.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this is who I really am, Chris.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just a simple country girl who lives in the backwoods of Canada,
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_00: you know, on my parents' farm.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think when you get to have sex with Pam for the first time, it's still a thrill?
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Or is it a disappointment?
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's ask Kid Rock,
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_00: who says he contracted hepatitis C from Pam Anderson through Tommy Lee.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_00: How's my dick taste, Tommy?
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_01: Tastes like a blood pathogen problem.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, yeah, no thanks.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think I might triple bag it and still go for it.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_00: Don't want any of that chlamydia or whatever it is that seeps in.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_00: Don't want any of that.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_01: Get it one size too
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_01: big so I can tuck the balls in or something.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: You've got to get a normal condom with a magnum on top.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: Please.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, for the story.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for the story.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm saying for you, that's Pam Anderson.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_00: She's been run through, man.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't do chicks that have been run through.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care how famous they are.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's Pam Anderson.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_00: Your boy Kid Rock.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know you're a big Kid Rock fan, but he shed that like fleas.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_02: He did, but it still took him four years to shake that flea off him.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I think Pam, I would probably still date.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was so, I mean, she was it for me.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_02: She was, and I've said this before on the show, she was my number one forever.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: And I think she still is, even though she, I don't know.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_00: Even though she's older.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: Looks like my mom's friends or
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_00: something.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_00: Even though she's older than me.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm down with her.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm down with her.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm all about Pam Anderson.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_00: I still am.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_00: I still would be.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_00: Even though Borat chased her across a parking lot, I'm still down with her.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_01: Don't care.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_02: Don't care.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: She'd be worth the Hep C fucking, not getting it, not getting it, but the risk.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_02: She'd be worth taking the risk.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: She's Pam Anderson.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to be dead in 10 years anyway.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck difference does it make?
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: Am I going to die a little sooner?
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I died banging pants.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_02: I died having some semblance of those perfect titties rubbing on my fucking face.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_02: You're damn right I did.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_02: And that, my friends, is that.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're going to play a few tunes.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_00: We'll come back and we'll wrap up the show.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: Sounds good to me.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_00: Jackal wants to hear something from Aerosmith.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_00: He'd like to hear a...
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_00: FM radio staple.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like Bill Lewis here with announcing this song.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's Aerosmith right here on your classic metal show,
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_00: WNCX, with some Back in the Saddle again from the Rocks album.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: Digging deep into the catalog.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_00: Digging deep.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_00: It is their boss hit-bound single, Back in the Saddle, for Jackal, exclusively here.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.
• 57:42
  [music]
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a big baseball fan.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's always weird when you're watching baseball, especially on TV.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Between every pitch, they cut to somebody in the crowd watching a game.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm already watching a game.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_03: Why am I looking at somebody else watching a game?
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm seeing the same thing.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be like if you guys were at the game and they cut to me on my couch watching a game.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_03: You'd be like, who's this asshole?
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_03: Why am I looking at him?
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine if I didn't know the camera was on me.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: I was in the middle of my f***ing, you know?
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_03: You guys have saved me.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, wow, this guy must be a really big fan.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_03: Damn.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_03: He's chirped up to a double.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's like the third inning of a Met game.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's nothing, nothing.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_03: They cut the woman praying in the crowd.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, really, ladies?
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_03: What are we doing?
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_03: You're praying for a hit?
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we've got two wars going on.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: Get your priorities straight here with your prayers.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, you think God's going to answer those prayers?
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because she's got the prayer hands up, so she means business.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_03: Because according to the lore, God's watching everybody at all times, right?
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: So he seems like he's pretty busy.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he's probably got an assistant helping him out.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_03: an assistant goes up to,
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_03: hey, God, I hate to bother you, but it's a woman at the Met game.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's not the nothing in the third inning she's bringing for a single, what should I do?
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_03: God be like, are you serious?
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, yeah.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, you know what, fuck her, give her a flat tire in a way home.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?