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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce, fuck crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone,
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  Speaker 4: random crap.
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  Speaker 3: Mac and Bone, thank you for that random crap singers,
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  Speaker 3: We appreciate that it is Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: It is time. What a fitting name for the segment.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for.
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  Speaker 3: Some random crap and more about this Taco Bell parasite
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  Speaker 3: situation in just a matter of minutes. Here, everybody, But
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  Speaker 3: let's start here with Carolina Mike. This is Carolina Mike's
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  Speaker 3: morning man. Whether you like him or not, we've already
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  Speaker 3: got some complaint. You guys still talking about Carolina Mike.
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  Speaker 3: What's he gonna go away? Well, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, but as of last night, Bone, he was
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  Speaker 3: very far from away. He was on America's Got Talent
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  Speaker 3: last night on NBC. I had no idea this is happening.
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  Speaker 3: You told me yesterday, so I recorded it and went
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  Speaker 3: back and found this part. I was rooting hard for
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  Speaker 3: Carolina Mike. This is Listen to this. This is him
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  Speaker 3: finishing the song. And yes, it'll sound pretty familiar to you.
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  Speaker 3: And then you're gonna hear the judges reaction to Carolina
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  Speaker 3: Mike's performance.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this. All right, y'all, body dreams, you can
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  Speaker 2: do this.
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  Speaker 4: I love you America.
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  Speaker 2: Crowd loves it. Tony broxing into it.
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  Speaker 3: They do it.
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  Speaker 2: I could have been honest with you. I think after
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  Speaker 2: about twenty seconds, I've had enough. It was very enosness,
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  Speaker 2: who are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 5: And you know what I think because they probably have
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  Speaker 5: too many millions.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, identified I was fine. They said yes from me,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. It's a no from me. It's enough for me.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry for me, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I about you.
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  Speaker 2: Anything that's gonna be in your heads, still saying. The
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  Speaker 2: crowd absolutely loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I met Melby. Yeah, that's former Spice girl Melby. She's
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  Speaker 3: the only one that voted yes for Carolina Mike. So
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  Speaker 3: he obviously had to come back to the Carolinas. Simon
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  Speaker 3: cal you knew, you knew this was not going to
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  Speaker 3: go well.
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  Speaker 5: He was disgusted when he's just some walk out there yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he did the whole He looked around like, why if
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  Speaker 5: this guy dress.
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  Speaker 2: Like a ups driver. Yeah, Simon Cow, that was gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a no dog the whole way.
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  Speaker 3: And then Howie said no, and then so Via Virgera
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  Speaker 3: on her birthday, I think, like fifty fourth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: She looks like she's twenty four. But anyway, I digress.
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  Speaker 5: What do you call we Mandel at one point was
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  Speaker 5: just staring straight ahead where I don't know if he
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  Speaker 5: was even awake.
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  Speaker 2: It's so cool though.
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  Speaker 3: The crowd though, Yeah, crowd was so into it, singing, applauding.
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  Speaker 3: When the judges got on him, they you hear them
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  Speaker 3: booing like he won over the crowd. I just think
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  Speaker 3: Simon call is so heartless, it's so funny. Within seconds
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  Speaker 3: of Carolina Mike wrapping it up and saying, America, follow
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  Speaker 3: your dreams, Love you America, Simon Cow just gets on
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  Speaker 3: there and bludgeons them.
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  Speaker 5: I mean just bludgeons them. Man. The money throw up.
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  Speaker 5: The money throw ended it order to keep going after that,
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  Speaker 5: he said, he kept going after that. That's when the
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  Speaker 5: exites came up. What he threw the money in the air. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that was earlier in the clip. Yeah, that was but
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  Speaker 5: he yeah, he kept playing and you what you heard
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  Speaker 5: was the end of the song. Fans going crazy and
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  Speaker 5: all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I've never watched the show before one time in
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  Speaker 3: my life, so I don't even know, like what happened
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  Speaker 3: there when the noises came out, But yeah, he kept
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  Speaker 3: on going, fat guy, Dave. You're right, Carolina, Mike lives
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  Speaker 3: in Minnesota. Ironically, I forgot about that. He's there with LaMelo.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he's been in Minnesota since he became
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  Speaker 5: a star, though he's been. He's he's been traveling the world.
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  Speaker 5: He's been on tour halftime shows, wherever, wherever you find
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  Speaker 5: an event, he's there.
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  Speaker 2: Uh seven o five. I did get it.
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  Speaker 5: I did get a response from Sheena and Vashti, who
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  Speaker 5: have been I think back on the side of they
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  Speaker 5: are tired of Carolina Mike over them, and I sent
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  Speaker 5: the link to both of them this morning just to
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  Speaker 5: bother them. So we'll see what their response is.
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  Speaker 2: For those two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they must have loved Simon Cal's comments. Seven oh
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  Speaker 3: four numbers, says Simon Klas, all of us go away, Carolina.
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  Speaker 3: He's such a nice guy. But it is true, like
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  Speaker 3: the man needs new material. He keeps promising new material
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  Speaker 3: and nothing happens on that right, Come on, Mike.
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  Speaker 2: Mat can we clean some up here? What's you called that? Texter?
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  Speaker 2: Fat guy Dave? It's fanguid.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my bad, bad Dave. That mop out over there,
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  Speaker 5: fit Dave. That is base Dave said, fat guy David?
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  Speaker 2: Is that my name? Oh no, I just misread it. Man,
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  Speaker 2: old eyes, old eyes.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of Lamello in Minnesota, how about
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  Speaker 3: yesterday the pictures of his cyber truck. It's in Minnesota,
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  Speaker 3: it's on the streets and bone you said that. LeVar
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  Speaker 3: said that he will hire a driver. Apparently that driver
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  Speaker 3: hasn't gotten Minnesota yet. Lamello was in the driver's seat
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  Speaker 3: of the cyber true.
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  Speaker 5: Sol LaMelo said he hired a driver, and then LeVar said, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because they said you've been hitting everybody.
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  Speaker 2: But yet we did not see when those cyber trucks
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  Speaker 2: hit the Roadmack.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think all those residents of Minnesota got an
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  Speaker 5: award to stay in their homes.
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  Speaker 2: For the future.
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  Speaker 3: The news had to break in. LaMelo is in the
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  Speaker 3: driver's seat of a cyber truck on our street. Yell
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  Speaker 3: oh man, that driver can't get there fast enough, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, all right, so we keep mentioning Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 2: Bone.
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  Speaker 3: By now, everybody is familiar with the story of you know,
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  Speaker 3: some produce lettuce, among other things, leading to this parasite
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  Speaker 3: infecting people bone and then leading to explosive tiree. I
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  Speaker 3: apologize if you're eating breakfast, but this is a true
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  Speaker 3: serious story going on in America apparently, and my god,
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  Speaker 3: the jokes just write themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Bone.
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  Speaker 3: Federal and state health officials are investigating whether Taco Bell
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  Speaker 3: restaurants played a role in the largest US outbreaks of
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  Speaker 3: a gastrointestinal illness that is caused by this parasite. Four
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  Speaker 3: thousand plus people now bone have been sickened by this,
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  Speaker 3: many in the Northwest. And Taco Bell a few days
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  Speaker 3: ago announced that they are taking temporarily like their cilantro,
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  Speaker 3: their lettuce, like a couple of those products. They are
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  Speaker 3: taking them out of play right now. And now we
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  Speaker 3: find out why bony.
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  Speaker 2: We all should have known that Taco Bell was involved
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  Speaker 2: in this.
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  Speaker 5: Mac Taco Bell is probably like, yeah, we call some
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  Speaker 5: stomach problems, what about it?
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  Speaker 2: This is news to people.
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  Speaker 3: The twist is, though this time it's the lettuce, it's
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  Speaker 3: not everything else that is causing it.
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  Speaker 5: And now the other fast food places mac as they
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  Speaker 5: tend to do, are a'm now making jokes about taco
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  Speaker 5: bell Arby's tweeted out yesterday. People will say they don't
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  Speaker 5: want anything from Arby's, but they're still out there eating lettuce.
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  Speaker 2: So you see where this is headed down.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of a funny world fitting where you are
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  Speaker 3: a healthy eater, I guess right now, because if you
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  Speaker 3: don't eat lettuce and some of these other produce vegetable items,
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  Speaker 3: and you just go and eat like a burt, like
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  Speaker 3: fries and like a burger, as long as there's no
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  Speaker 3: lettuce involved, fitting, you are actually eating healthier than the
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  Speaker 3: people that are eating some of this healthy per are
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  Speaker 3: trying and eat healthy.
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  Speaker 2: My diet should be everybody's north Star.
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  Speaker 5: Try to eat like me.
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  Speaker 2: No parasite.
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  Speaker 3: Say what you want about Fiddy, that man's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: parasite free with his diet. Oh you guys out there
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  Speaker 3: trying to eat salads, you're gonna be on the toilet
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  Speaker 3: for for a while. Oh my gosh, it's unbelievable. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Stay safe, stay away from that produce. Y'all, at least
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  Speaker 3: for a time being. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Bone, I
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  Speaker 3: really need to follow up to see if this admin,
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  Speaker 3: their social media admin person still has a job. They
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  Speaker 3: put up a tweet using the video of the poor
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  Speaker 3: guy that got launched by the Bison that went viral,
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  Speaker 3: like literally like eight to ten feet in the air
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  Speaker 3: to poor grandpa. Now, apparently he's recovering, he had surgery,
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  Speaker 3: he's recovering, He's gonna be okay. But they use that
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  Speaker 3: tweet and basically said something to the effect of flipping
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  Speaker 3: for football or something like.
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  Speaker 2: That, ready for football or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: And they use they started with him flying in the
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  Speaker 3: air and then they cut to their wide receiver Tes
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  Speaker 3: Johnson doing a flip in the end zone. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of funny, but I guess they caught some
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  Speaker 3: heat Bone because they ended up taking it down.
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  Speaker 5: Some team was probably gonna do it, and the Bucks
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  Speaker 5: were the first, and they tested the waters and found
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  Speaker 5: out the reaction was not good. Apparently the guys had
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  Speaker 5: a good sense to humor about it, though we've heard
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  Speaker 5: I guess he's said something or he's he's making jokes
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  Speaker 5: about it too. The Bison no, maybe weekend. Then the
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  Speaker 5: Bison will not be killed for his efforts. They're keeping
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  Speaker 5: him alive, so maybe they'll be back a or union
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  Speaker 5: someday of the Bison sitting down and talking to the
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  Speaker 5: old man about what.
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  Speaker 3: You want to see a you know, conversation, sit down.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see someone going to sit down interview. Maybe Tom
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  Speaker 3: Ornaldi would have sit down interview of those two together.
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  Speaker 5: Flow Wild wings Back tweeted out that they they're supporting
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  Speaker 5: the Bison, but they will not make him available for interviews.
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  Speaker 3: It is one of the craziest viral videos I have
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  Speaker 3: seen among all the crazy ones. I mean to see
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  Speaker 3: him trying to hide behind the trees and then how
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  Speaker 3: it looks like it's AI, like it's I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Believe he flew up that freaking high.
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  Speaker 5: How about what Ryan Whitney of spitting Chickliss was saying
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  Speaker 5: yesterday about he was telling Paul Businet and the guys
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  Speaker 5: that he feels he could outjuke the Bison because of
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  Speaker 5: how he used to skate around people in the NHL
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  Speaker 5: and they were like, you are, They're crazy?
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  Speaker 2: He thought he is.
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  Speaker 5: Barry Sanders thought Barry sandersting how he would get away
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  Speaker 5: from the Bison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. First of all, yan't on skates.
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  Speaker 3: Secondly, I wouldn't even back Barry Sanders to shake the
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  Speaker 3: Baker's way away from that Bison man. That closing speed
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  Speaker 3: was keckly like, oh god, it's size speed combination elite
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  Speaker 3: all right, Last, but not least, Chris Simms, Folks, he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't just do it to Bryce Young. He has quarterback
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  Speaker 3: takes bone that annoy others to Uh. He put a
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  Speaker 3: list together Bone of his top ten quarterbacks all time
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  Speaker 3: when in their primes? Right, So, how they played at
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  Speaker 3: their prime? Who are the top ten quarterbacks? Tom Brady
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  Speaker 3: was number nine, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know that period bone where they could not lose.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently eight quarterbacks that were better than that stretch of time.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to Chris Simms explain.
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  Speaker 4: Why he certainly had a few years that are awesome
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  Speaker 4: in his prime. I'm certainly not trying to downplay that.
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  Speaker 4: But do I think he's capable? And again, if you
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  Speaker 4: put him like we talk about in the normal quarterback rankings,
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  Speaker 4: my top forty, if you put him in some other situations,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it would have looked this pretty
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  Speaker 4: that way. Yeah, But regardless Yeah, Tom Brady, all time arm,
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  Speaker 4: all time commander on the field and doing stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely one of those guys. And like you said you
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  Speaker 4: could do more with more, I'm not sure you could
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  Speaker 4: do more with less like you could have some of
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  Speaker 4: these guys on this list. And that's where I would
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  Speaker 4: argue Tom Brady always made comments to people all the time. Again,
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  Speaker 4: if Aaron Rodgers played my offense, he'd throw for six
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  Speaker 4: thousand yards, So he was aware of that as well, right,
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  Speaker 4: And so yeah, Brady amazing, but not going to extend plays,
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  Speaker 4: needs pass protection and all of that. Not going to
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  Speaker 4: do that, no backyard plays really like very few in
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  Speaker 4: the history of his whole career that way. And so
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  Speaker 4: that's where again he was awesome in his prime. But
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  Speaker 4: some of these other guys are going to talk about
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  Speaker 4: are like one man shows that were you know, overcame
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  Speaker 4: unreal obstacles and things, and there still were good teams
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  Speaker 4: because the guy was so phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: Mac.
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  Speaker 5: I will give you three options here. You could spend
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  Speaker 5: two hours at Taco Bell, two hours with the Bison,
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  Speaker 5: or two hours listening to Chris Simms quarterback takes.
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  Speaker 3: Give me the lettuce and get me the Bison. Chris
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  Speaker 3: Simms reight star bout. Oh my god, my stomach hurts
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  Speaker 3: listening to Chris Simms there. I don't I don't understand
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  Speaker 3: what was going on there, making it seem like a
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  Speaker 3: couple of good years, making it seem like Tom Brady
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  Speaker 3: was was a byproduct of what was around him, Like
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  Speaker 3: he was like a game manager or something. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 3: might start at that way. First title against the Rams
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  Speaker 3: was a lot of that, and then he just took
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  Speaker 3: off had that offensive system. Look when Brady left, how
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  Speaker 3: did it go? Not good without him? And then he
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  Speaker 3: goes to a different offenses with a Tampa team that
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  Speaker 3: wasn't even five hundred the year before, and they win
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  Speaker 3: a super Bowl when he goes there.
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  Speaker 2: I only accept that.
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  Speaker 5: I only accept the Rams on the game manager thing
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  Speaker 5: the super Bowl against the Panthers wasn't exactly a game
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  Speaker 5: manager by that point. He was rolling, and then he
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  Speaker 5: got into the Randy Moss ears was that game managing?
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  Speaker 5: That was straight domination he has By.
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  Speaker 3: The way, Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen are above him
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  Speaker 3: on this list of quarterbacks in their primes, didn't I
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  Speaker 3: haven't won one ring in their primes.
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  Speaker 2: Let alone play in the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's good point.
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  Speaker 2: Neither one in the game. He's won seven, played in ten. Crazy,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And maybe I don't know Bow, Maybe this is for
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  Speaker 3: clicks and attention, and maybe I just fell right into
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  Speaker 3: his trap.
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  Speaker 2: But damn, that's annoying.