Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of Pyramids of Mars (1/4)
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- 0:02At last you are here. I, Ibrahim Namin, and all my
- 0:06forebears have served you faithfully through the thousands
- 0:09of years that you have slept. We have guarded the secret of
- 0:12your tomb. Stand.
- 0:15Look upon my face, Great 1 Lord Sutek, I dare not look.
- 0:29Is this the face of Sutek Asta, Spare me.
- 0:35Spare me. I am a true servant of the great
- 0:38Sutek. I am the servant of Sutek.
- 0:42He needs no other. I bring Sutek's gift of death.
- 1:00Welcome back to a hamster with a blunt pen knife, the Doctor Who
- 1:04commentary podcast, the Doctor Who commentary podcast that will
- 1:08go on and on and on because if you think the entirety of
- 1:12classic and new who have been covered, we're doing it again.
- 1:15Baby pyramids Miles has been done before and here we are
- 1:18again. It's a different conversation
- 1:20each time. I am here today with a man who
- 1:25has not graced my doorstep for some time, Mr. Rob Valentine.
- 1:30Hello, Rob. Hello, Joe.
- 1:32Well, there's a reason for that. Yeah, success.
- 1:34How dare you be successful? Our wedding day.
- 1:39Oh yes. I turned up.
- 1:42I was there. I was actually full jilted
- 1:46listener. I told you this podcast career
- 1:49is important to me. I had two recordings that day.
- 1:53I was so embarrassed. Anyway, look, I'll let bygones
- 1:56be bygones. I'm here.
- 1:57Now have a good party though. Yeah, I did.
- 2:01I did. Yeah, I did.
- 2:02Actually. It turned, it turned out OK.
- 2:04Just the hotel wasn't wasted. Let's just put it that way.
- 2:07Back to Wetherspoons. It's a it's a great, great.
- 2:10Did you know how did? You know, we're all on a budget
- 2:13these days, Rob. What are we here to talk about
- 2:16today? Now last time we did the
- 2:18Abominable Snowman and you told me the word cryptozoology.
- 2:25I did, yes. Yeah, the, yeah, the, the, the,
- 2:29the theme, the subject, the area of hidden creatures, basically
- 2:34that's. Kevin, I'm wishing you hadn't
- 2:35because I've been using that word ever since every time I
- 2:38learn a clever word. Can you please give us a sort of
- 2:41an umbrella term for this story please?
- 2:45What really, I mean, the stuff we're going to be talking about,
- 2:48because on our Abominable Stoneman discussion, we did talk
- 2:51about maybe doing, having a few more talks and we're kind of
- 2:54doing that now. We're looking at certain Doctor
- 2:56Who's and certain kind of influence, you know, also
- 2:59looking at their influences as well, because this is kind of my
- 3:04my area of just, you know, it's my happy place.
- 3:06But yeah, so we what was the question again?
- 3:10Well, it's sort of. I'm assuming it's got Egypt.
- 3:13Oh, yeah, sorry, somewhere, but yeah, really, this is that's it.
- 3:17No, no, this is sort of Egyptological horror, or if we
- 3:21go back to the origins, really Egyptological romances because
- 3:26it really, it's a Victorian genre.
- 3:28That's really what these are. Yeah.
- 3:30Yeah. With the kind of with the
- 3:32capital R kind of thing. OK, I guess I'll say not many
- 3:36people fall in love in this. Yeah, exactly.
- 3:38So what we've done on this one is I, I've, I've made you do
- 3:41about homework, Joe. And we have both watched for
- 3:45this one. Hammers The Mummy from 1959,
- 3:49starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee and George
- 3:53Pastel. Listen to that.
- 3:55Yeah, the the mummy hammer and that cast.
- 3:59Yeah, you sounds like a dead Sir, doesn't it?
- 4:02Yeah, it's it's not one of Jimmy Sangster's best scripts, I'll
- 4:05give you that. I didn't tell you that going and
- 4:08I thought he'll he'll find out after about 5 minutes.
- 4:10I figured right, it was just going to be loads of scenes of
- 4:14the mummy going around murdering people.
- 4:17I feel like Pyramus Moss. I think there was only like 3
- 4:20scenes with a mummy in it. Yeah, yeah.
- 4:22You would have expected there to have been more.
- 4:24However, Robert Holmes, he takes those three scenes.
- 4:27He does, yes. Clearly had, in fact, we were
- 4:29sort of messaging each other as I was watching it and I was
- 4:32going, you know, I think everyone involved in Doctor Who
- 4:34has watched this film at some point, you know, all the
- 4:36influences coming out of it, but certainly the, the switch from
- 4:41Egypt to England. And that's, yeah, that's the
- 4:45Hammer contribution, because the Hammer film itself is owes an
- 4:50awful lot to the Universal Mummy movies, not the original with
- 4:53Boris Karloff, but the kind of the pulpier adventure ones they
- 4:57did in the in the 1940s with the Mummy Karis.
- 5:00And Christopher Lee's Mummy is Karis, Yeah.
- 5:04We will refer to this film as we go through and the influences
- 5:09that we see. I mean, I've said Egypt is sort
- 5:11of Ealing with lots of balsa wood sets in place of the
- 5:16pyramids and things like that. But you know what?
- 5:18I'm a Doctor Who fan, so I love that sort of stuff.
- 5:20And the best thing about the hammers, right?
- 5:22Or one of them is you can spot all these Doctor Who guest
- 5:25actors. Every time I watch one there's
- 5:27people from various Doctor Who's.
- 5:29Exactly. Exactly.
- 5:30Yeah. And this one, this one, you
- 5:31know, hammers the mummy is is no exception.
- 5:35What I will say is that the mummy itself I thought was
- 5:39appropriately grizzly and slimy and mucky, and the bit where it
- 5:44came smashing through into the house to be shot at by Peter
- 5:49Cushing, that was a great set piece.
- 5:52Yeah, but Speaking of mucky, you did.
- 5:53You did message me to say you missed the tits.
- 5:56You go yes my hashtag mummy tits.
- 5:58It is a thing here on Hamster Got Pen Knife and wow, it's not
- 6:01many Stop 2 stories where you know poachers are crushed to
- 6:05death by a pair of fabulous racks is it?
- 6:10No, but we're about to watch one now.
- 6:14However, as a prelude to this, and I promise you it's relevant,
- 6:20I'd like another pass at answering the great Toby
- 6:24Haydock. The Great Toby Haydock asked a
- 6:26question. The great Toby Haydock, not only
- 6:29the man who I'd like to write my obituary, but also who happens
- 6:32to be the author of the crater Mass experiments.
- 6:35The Making of T VS First Sci-fi Classic available now.
- 6:39Yeah. But he asked me a question when
- 6:42we were doing the bomb of snowmen.
- 6:44Which is? And it's relevant for pairs of
- 6:45Mars too. You've got a good memory.
- 6:48Yeah, but why? Yeah.
- 6:49Why does Buddhism get a free pass in Doctor Who?
- 6:53And I want to talk about this because after we did our
- 6:59podcast, friend of the podcast and member of the Ham fan,
- 7:02Jumana messaged me on Twitter. And that's how actually we got
- 7:06talking in the 1st place. Because one really important
- 7:08thing I didn't get to mention, I didn't get to, I forgot to
- 7:11mention in our Bono Snowman talk was the influence of Theosophy
- 7:16on Pulp Fiction of the early 20th century.
- 7:20So I'll, I'll to come back a little bit.
- 7:23Why does Buddhism, why does Oh my God, it's, it's you and your
- 7:27mummy tits. Why does Buddhism, why does
- 7:30Buddhism get a free pass in Doctor Who?
- 7:32I don't think it does, but I would say if it does, it's
- 7:39because when Doctor Who is roofing on certain influences, a
- 7:46sort of non theistic Eastern religion kind of really fits
- 7:52well into certain genres because of the influence of Theosophy on
- 7:57Pulp Fiction of the early early 20th century.
- 7:59And Theosophy is a new religious movement that was from the late
- 8:0319th century created by women called Helena Blavatsky or
- 8:07Madame Blavatsky. And it took stuff from Buddhism,
- 8:09Hinduism and Western occultism and, and also a few things from
- 8:14Victorian fiction as well. And from, you know, from that
- 8:18you had you kind of got more theories about Atlantis and
- 8:21Lemuria and, and weird woo woo stuff like that, which is
- 8:24influential on fiction writers like HP Lovecraft and Robert E
- 8:28Howard, the author of Cone and the Barbarian and all that kind
- 8:31of stuff. So in certain adventure genre
- 8:33stuff you always have like the mystical crystals and the dark
- 8:36gods who turn out to be real and that kind of stuff.
- 8:39And Buddhism as a, as a non theistic religion or, you know,
- 8:45Buddhism in diverted commas fits into the, the kind of the, the,
- 8:50the esoteric kind of mysticism you have in a certain kind of
- 8:53adventure story. So when you've got Doctor Who
- 8:56riffing on stuff like Lost Horizon or in this case the
- 9:02Mummy, non theistic religions get a free pass because that
- 9:08stuff in in in these kind of Victorian romances turns out to
- 9:12be true. However, in this one we actually
- 9:15do have a God. So we're going to go from one
- 9:18story. I promise you, I'm getting
- 9:20there, I'm getting there. We're about to go.
- 9:21We're about to go from one story where you've got classic
- 9:25monsters who are actually robots, a human being who has
- 9:29been possessed by a great intelligence and a great
- 9:34intelligence or an Egyptian God all in one location and the
- 9:39Doctor and his companion slash companions visit are.
- 9:43You sure we're not doing the Abominable Snowmen?
- 9:45I'm not sure we're not doing The Abominable Snowmen, but yeah.
- 9:50So why that brings around, why does Buddhism get a free pass?
- 9:53I would say because Buddhism or something very kind of Buddhism
- 9:58shaped fits when Doctor Who is riffing on certain genres in a
- 10:05specific tradition, namely the kind of the the pulp adventure,
- 10:11Lost World, Europeans going off and exploring the Mystic E,
- 10:17whether it's Tibet or China or in this case Egypt.
- 10:20So I think if there's a reason, genre convenience is probably
- 10:24the reason. It's still there now in Doctor
- 10:27Who. I think when you were just
- 10:29naming the things there, you know, sort of mystical crystals
- 10:32and gods that turn out to be real.
- 10:34Well, I was sort of thinking of Chip Nord RTD 2 era episodes.
- 10:37I was like, bloody hell, this stuff is still relevant now.
- 10:40Yeah, yeah. No, exactly.
- 10:42It's it's a baked tin. It's in, it's in the family tree
- 10:45of the the. You can't.
- 10:46If you resurrect a genre, even if you resurrect it to kind of
- 10:50turn it on its head, you you're still kind of bringing back from
- 10:55the dead or from the tomb all these old ideas.
- 10:58So I think, yeah, it was a brilliant question.
- 11:00And it's it was too fruitful a question to not bring to this
- 11:04one as well. Because again, it's Doctor Who
- 11:07dipping into a version of the Lost World genre, which is why I
- 11:12picked Pyramids of Mars. It was a great fruity answer as
- 11:15well where I learned quite a bit.
- 11:16Did you see the look of fear in my eye when you said the word?
- 11:20I'm not even going to, I'm going to get it wrong there.
- 11:22Was IT theorism? Is that what you said?
- 11:23It Oh no theosophy. I was like, you must know I have
- 11:29no clue what that word means. And then thank God you gave me
- 11:32the Valentine dictionary definition of the word.
- 11:35Thank you very much. Well, it, it, it, it as Jumala
- 11:40said, because we got first got Chang after after that episode,
- 11:44I really kicked myself for not mentioning Theosophy when we
- 11:47were talking about Ebola snowman.
- 11:51Because really it's it's not, it's not Buddhism in that story,
- 11:56really. It's it's kind of it's Western
- 12:00Theosophy dressed up in borrowed robes.
- 12:03But yeah. I've got 2 actually.
- 12:06Shaman has just done her first hamster, you know.
- 12:08I know she has, that's why I mentioned one.
- 12:10Before, somehow we managed to talk for 2 1/2 hours about a 45
- 12:14minute episode, but that's because she had a lot to say.
- 12:16That was Absolutely Fabulous. It's coming out very soon.
- 12:20Two more questions then before we go into episode 1 #1 is when
- 12:24we did The Immortal Snowman, you exposed me to a particularly
- 12:27tedious podcast all about these people going around the world on
- 12:33the you know. Oh, yes, yes, they haven't been
- 12:37in touch, have they? No, it's not good.
- 12:39No good to. Those people.
- 12:41No, no, no. I just wanted to know if there
- 12:42was a similar sort of Egyptology, you know, set Suitek
- 12:48themed podcast. I mean there must be an
- 12:50Egyptology 1. Oh no, there are some really
- 12:53great podcasts out there, actually 1 brilliant.
- 12:55I will always recommend the podcast Hypnogoria by Mr. Jim
- 12:59Moon. And Jim does a really great
- 13:02series on Hypnogoria called Mysteries of the Mummy, which
- 13:07takes you right from the very beginnings of Egyptological
- 13:10fiction right through all the Universal movies up until the
- 13:16present day. So I, I, yeah, I will always
- 13:18recommend Hypnagoria to everybody.
- 13:20It's it's, it's one of the best podcasts going basically.
- 13:25And it's a it's a box of delights for whatever kind of
- 13:29weird or horror or just mystical folkloric or woo woo subject you
- 13:33might care to. Don't have to So to listen to
- 13:37tomorrow morning on my walk, You're a dead circle whenever
- 13:40you recommend or last time don't recommend a podcast.
- 13:45My last question is that it is sort of in no way links to
- 13:49Pyramids of Mars at all, although it did have sort of
- 13:52some mythological themes in it, you know, sort of atmosphere,
- 13:56people sort of misinterpreting science fiction ideas.
- 14:00And that is since the last time we spoke, I went to watch the
- 14:06stuff of Legends, the live Big Finish recording, which was a
- 14:10fucking brilliant night. And I just wanted to say thank
- 14:13you so much. It was a great, great story.
- 14:15It was brilliantly brought to life by all of the actors and
- 14:19everyone. There was a buzz in the air that
- 14:21day, wasn't there? Oh, bless you.
- 14:23Yeah, I must have. That was one of the happiest
- 14:25experiences of my life, really. That was.
- 14:29Yeah, it was, it was. I love writing it and then
- 14:31actually having, you know, I love working with everyone on
- 14:34it. And then all these gorgeous,
- 14:36wonderful people turning up to be there and make, make it just,
- 14:42you know, something, something much greater than the sum of its
- 14:45parts. Yeah, it was.
- 14:46It was wonderful. I love it in the theatre when
- 14:49that barrier between the actors on the stage and the audience is
- 14:53totally shattered. Yeah, sort of feeding off each
- 14:57other. And somewhere in the middle of
- 14:58that bloody performance when, oh God, I forgot his name and he's
- 15:02so great. The master help me out.
- 15:05Alex McQueen, Jesus. Christ.
- 15:07And he was saying those fruity lines you gave him.
- 15:10It was just loving the audience feedback, wasn't it?
- 15:12Just going higher and higher than what we could possibly go.
- 15:16Oh, God, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I was, I was.
- 15:19Yeah, it was, it was wonderful. I was just sat quietly at the
- 15:23back for all four performances, just soaking it all in.
- 15:27But thank you very much for. It was a wonderful, wonderful.
- 15:31I hope they do more. Oh, I'm, I'm praying.
- 15:34However, you say it's not connected to pyramids of Mars,
- 15:38but actually it is. It's absolute.
- 15:40And it's connected to the Ebola snowman as well because, because
- 15:45it's, it's a, it's a shameless RIP off of hammers.
- 15:50Plague of the zombies, in which in which Cornish Cornish miners
- 15:55are turned into zombies and they're made to work down in a
- 15:58Cornish tin mine for free by the power of voodoo.
- 16:02So yeah, it's, it's I'm, I'm, I'm perpetrating the exact same
- 16:06crime of ripping off an old hammer with that one.
- 16:10So it's it's actually bang on the money.
- 16:12Oh man, it was such a crowd pleaser.
- 16:14It was great. And kudos, Cecilia Emery, all
- 16:16right, for doing those alien voices on the stage.
- 16:20He was really getting into it. And I'm just OK, We will go in a
- 16:24second. Man, respect for that Foley guy.
- 16:27The guy that was doing all the sound effects live on the stage,
- 16:31literally scrunching up bits of paper and clopping together,
- 16:35hose and all. I was like, thanks, that was so
- 16:38impressive. Oh, it was.
- 16:39Yeah, the whole thing was, yeah, fun.
- 16:44I just wanted to say it's bravo, Sir.
- 16:46Oh. Bless you.
- 16:47Well, thank you very much. But yeah, you you've actually
- 16:51kept things on topic even though you may not have realized it,
- 16:54but. Yes, for the first time ever in
- 16:561000 episodes. Well, sure, we can go into
- 16:58episode 1 of Pyramid. Yes, yeah, I've actually got it
- 17:01up this time, so I'm going to press play as well.
- 17:03So I get this. I'll be able to see what's
- 17:05happening. How do you like them apples?
- 17:07Yeah, guys, do you remember how smart it was last time when he
- 17:10was pretending to see what happens now?
- 17:13I mean, this is so luscious production, you've got to watch
- 17:16it right whilst we're. Going Oh, absolutely,
- 17:18absolutely, absolutely yes. I mean, I still don't know what
- 17:21the hell you think of this, but we'll go into that in episode 1.
- 17:24We'll count this in then. OK 54321.
- 17:31Now, we've dealt with questions from previous podcasts, we've
- 17:34had an education on the topic and have been a little bit self
- 17:37congratulatory for a good reason.
- 17:39Here we are pyramids. Yes.
- 17:41And I seriously, I always thought the title was
- 17:43referencing the Martian Sphinx. You know, that the the face on
- 17:47Mars, that Viking one took that photo.
- 17:50But I did some research and that was taken in 1976, a year after
- 17:53this. So it's not something that
- 17:57Stephen Harris allegedly really wrote Holmes is actually
- 18:00referencing at all. Was it just being a bit quirky?
- 18:02Then that's a nice. I don't.
- 18:03I think maybe ripping on Eric von Daniken, perhaps.
- 18:06Now here we have some pyramids. I think this is meant to be
- 18:09Sakara. That's what.
- 18:11No idea. Says that's what Doctor Warock
- 18:13says Later, Yeah. But budget men they could go to.
- 18:16Oh, no way. I think that's a quarry with a
- 18:18backdrop. No, that it's stock footage.
- 18:21It's from the library I think. And here we have fantastic
- 18:24looking tomb. The problem is it sounds like
- 18:29plywood, and that's the problem with.
- 18:31You do have to make these allowances.
- 18:33I make, I do make, but just with the sound off it, look at it,
- 18:36it's, it's well, the Hammer film doesn't do any better.
- 18:40The film took about 10 minutes to get to this point.
- 18:43Outside, outside the pyramid for 10 minutes before he goes in.
- 18:49Like you know when he goes here. The relacries are still sealed
- 18:52Well in the film. It takes them about 5 minutes to
- 18:55take it out, brush the sand off, open the door.
- 18:58Exactly. They've got 90 minutes to fill.
- 19:00Oh no, wait, they do here as well.
- 19:03Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I Another thing borrowed from
- 19:08the movie and it's most appropriate in this scene.
- 19:11Racial stereotypes. Yes, well, you know, they, they
- 19:15are Egyptian diggers of the 1920s.
- 19:18Victoria Tablian, of course, who is better known as Baranca and
- 19:22the Monkey Man in Raiders of Lost Ark.
- 19:26Yeah, he's both of them. Yeah.
- 19:27Yeah. And Bernard Archer does Marcus
- 19:30Scarman on here. Here we look the the curse.
- 19:32The thing is though, these, these Egyptian diggers, they're
- 19:36right, you know, the, the curse is real.
- 19:40And, and, and this, this, this, the colonial Englishman is
- 19:43ignoring these silly foreigners, these natives who don't know any
- 19:46better and he's about to pay the price for.
- 19:52But is he? Is he interested in the mystery?
- 19:54Or is he just after the glory of being the person that found it?
- 19:57Or is it? Well, he's, you know, he's, he's
- 19:59an Edwardian archaeologist. He's going to take stuff to the
- 20:02British Museum. That's what you do.
- 20:04But he is presented as a nice bloke, right?
- 20:07Yeah, but yeah, but you can be. You can be nice and still.
- 20:12Oh, and here's our first death. 1st of many. 1st of many, we'll
- 20:17keep a We can keep a death count in this one.
- 20:20I love model shots like this at the TARDIS and my God, this is
- 20:24Tom Baker at his most epic. Well, he knows he's a success
- 20:28now, doesn't he? Yeah, the first series has come
- 20:30out. The ratings have been great.
- 20:33I just, I just feel this is, I mean, I've got, you know, there
- 20:36are lots of doctors I love, but it's really difficult not to say
- 20:39that Tom Baker is the definitive Dr. just based on on this.
- 20:43And my Elizabeth Slayton, she's so wonderful in this.
- 20:46I mean on paper that she hasn't got that much is the much to it,
- 20:50but they are both so charismatic in this story I love.
- 20:53I may quote a bit as well, you know well.
- 20:56Not go for it. Go for.
- 20:57It they're in the wardrobe, don't you like it?
- 21:00No, the bread, she goes. As long as Albert didn't wear it
- 21:02when he. That's another thing that this
- 21:06did have, that the Mummy film did not have, and that is a
- 21:09sardonic wit to it. It's not, it's not.
- 21:13Hasn't got any whip to it at all really.
- 21:15Unfortunately the Hammer film. But I thought.
- 21:17This film was great, but he wasn't given any jokes, was he?
- 21:20He's. Got nothing to do yeah, he's got
- 21:21little to do but these two. My God, you know, he walked the
- 21:24Doctor Who walks in eternity. He is so alien, so ancient.
- 21:28I'll. Give you a great example, Rob.
- 21:30Yeah, go for it. Perhaps he sneezed.
- 21:34I mean, it's a great joke. Do you remember with the sweaty
- 21:36Jellic night? Sneeze could set.
- 21:39It off so funny now. There's a wonderful story about
- 21:45Elizabeth Slayton tells in her autobiography about Paddy
- 21:47Russell taking her to the studios where they were.
- 21:51They put on the screen all these different shots of what Suitex
- 21:55face could look like in the TARDIS, right?
- 21:57And she watched Elizabeth Slayton intensely whilst they
- 22:01put each picture up. And that was the one where Liz
- 22:04Slayton sort of recoiled and shut.
- 22:06That's the one. Brilliant, brilliant.
- 22:08I actually nicked that moment from a from a 9th Doctor story I
- 22:11wrote Station to Station where the the monster, the Grimly
- 22:15Group appears in the TARDIS because just but, you know,
- 22:18shame, shameless theft we have. Only this in the past about
- 22:20stealing from the best, haven't we?
- 22:22Well, yeah, if you're going to steal from anyone, steal from
- 22:24the best. Don't, no, don't Nick Carfell,
- 22:26Nick sings from pyramids and Miles.
- 22:29Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Although if you want to do a
- 22:31sequel to sit on Carfell then please do.
- 22:33Oh. Look at these sock offer guy.
- 22:36Would you reckon these were made for the production or is this
- 22:39some these the the BBC would have these in their prop store?
- 22:43Possibly a little of both, but I I have enough faith in this
- 22:46production team that it is all. Right, right.
- 22:49Yeah. I mean.
- 22:51Staggeringly gorgeous, yeah. Audience houses are just
- 22:55gorgeous, aren't they? And actually this is the first
- 22:59interesting tiny whiny thing this story does.
- 23:02I think 3 interesting things with the idea that this is a
- 23:05time travel show and this one is that the Priory is going to be
- 23:11where UNIT HQ will be after the Priory burns down.
- 23:15So it's not every Doctor Who story you get that kind of
- 23:19emphasis. And this is one of the.
- 23:21HQ moves position all the time. I'm assuming it's not, you know,
- 23:24the one we thought we sort of land with The Doctors Laboratory
- 23:27towards the end of the poetry era.
- 23:29I'm assuming it's sort of that one.
- 23:30Yes, yeah, I think so too. Look at this set with the gold
- 23:33and the the It's just beautiful. It's.
- 23:35Beautiful. Yeah, it really is.
- 23:39Michael Bilton. Oh yeah, go ahead.
- 23:41It's all just cardboard tubes. Yeah, they say it, but it looks
- 23:45terrific. It looks incredible.
- 23:48And we have, yeah, Brahim Namin, who's Peter Mayock.
- 23:50He's Irish actor and he's in the tradition of George Pastel's
- 23:55character Mohammed Bay in the Hammer film.
- 23:57But and but, that character is a part of a long line of suited
- 24:01befetzed villains who control mummies in the Universal films
- 24:04as well. So that's due to every one of
- 24:07these stories or every RIP off of this story will have this
- 24:11character in it. In, in a certain.
- 24:13Yeah, if if you're riffing on the 1940s Mummy movies, then
- 24:17yes. And we've had Michael Bilton as
- 24:20Collins of Butler. And here we have oh goodness,
- 24:25what's his name? Playing Doctor Warlock.
- 24:28Oh my word, I do know. Copley.
- 24:29Copley. Peter Copley.
- 24:31Peter Copley. Yes, yeah, yeah.
- 24:33See, I know him best from the Joan Hickson, the smartphone
- 24:35nemesis I know. Him best from the episode of the
- 24:41New Avengers with the birds that go around killing everybody.
- 24:44Oh yeah, yeah, he's. Stunning himself at his pole and
- 24:47then the shadow comes over him and he's pecked to death by a
- 24:50load of birds. Gotcha.
- 24:51Yeah, see, I'd forgotten he was in.
- 24:53I've forgotten he was in that of.
- 24:55Course, now Michael Bilton is fabulous in this role, but his
- 24:59turn as Basil in Waiting for God, you know the yes, the
- 25:03Bayview is the best route he ever did.
- 25:07I mean, look, billowing cobwebs there on the set.
- 25:10Just an attention to detail. Yeah, this is it's, it's, it's
- 25:14loads of Hammer atmosphere. Not, not not actually from from
- 25:19The Mummy per SE, but just it's got that gothic, that wonderful
- 25:23gothic horror vibe to it. Rob belonged to Marie
- 25:28Antoinette. Wonderful thing.
- 25:29Lost her head, you know, Poor woman.
- 25:32Grey Line Yeah, I really like Colin and he don't last long.
- 25:37Doesn't. He so we better enjoy his
- 25:38performance because he's not around forever.
- 25:41Unfortunately, but I do think that Paddy Russell casts
- 25:45impeccably every Doctor Who story she does.
- 25:48Yeah, and I'd also say and and you know, I know I may have a
- 25:51Rep for not noticing these things on Doctor Who, but my
- 25:54goodness, Paddy Russell, she can she directs this episode
- 25:59beautifully. This is a fantastic episode.
- 26:02Oh. That's right.
- 26:03We had that conversation before, didn't we?
- 26:05Where you? Yeah, Yeah.
- 26:05I even said I don't look at direction.
- 26:07Thank you very much. Well, well, no, I, I, I, I
- 26:10understated my case hugely there, but I thought I just.
- 26:12I like a bit of contention. If you want to do it at some
- 26:15point, I was probably in the contentious mood, so there you
- 26:18go. But I mean, I think it's
- 26:20probably worthy of note to say that Philip Hinchcliff across
- 26:23his three years, pulled in some of the best director or the best
- 26:27directors he possibly could. And what they put on the screen,
- 26:31it's pretty extraordinary with the budget they had.
- 26:33Yeah, I mean, this looks incredible, but the the the, the
- 26:36way things are blocked and the, and the way things are chosen to
- 26:39be revealed fantastic. And also the the casting is
- 26:42exceptional. And it has to be because none of
- 26:45these characters stay like long around long enough to to develop
- 26:49them as much as they could be. That's I mean.
- 26:51Just that that's something that trips up 70s to a lot is going
- 26:54from the studio to location. I absolutely believe they've
- 26:57just jumped out of that window to the exterior shots.
- 26:59Yeah, it's a great bit of acting, an action that bridges
- 27:04the gap. But yeah, I'm I'm totally sold.
- 27:07It's one of those Doctor Who stories, right?
- 27:08And obviously we there will be things other than this is
- 27:12magnificent to say about this. But it is one of those Doctor
- 27:15Who stories where sort of every level, usually something goes
- 27:17wrong direction, acting, score, something, you know, the
- 27:22regulars aren't quite in tune with each other.
- 27:24Everything here is just top dollar I think.
- 27:27Yeah, and and then there's episode 4.
- 27:29But anyway, we should. We will have a fight over
- 27:32episode 4, right? It reminds me of City
- 27:35excellence. It's not a bad thing.
- 27:37It's not a bad thing. Discuss.
- 27:40Yes. They're over.
- 27:43They're listening to. Yeah, so I'm a.
- 27:45Child ever sort of creep around outside your house pretending,
- 27:49doing these scenes, listening into windows?
- 27:51Because I did. Oh yeah.
- 27:52Oh yes, I wasn't necessarily playing Pyramids of Mars, but
- 27:56yeah, I. I used to go around my house
- 28:00with some bits of toilet roll draped across me, so I'm doing
- 28:04the mummy lurch around my house. I tried to strangle everybody.
- 28:09And I I'd walk around in a pair of red corduroys and no shirt,
- 28:13pretending to be Lutheritno and The Incredible Hulk.
- 28:15That was kind of oh. Is that right?
- 28:17Yes, yeah. OK, we've got about that, but
- 28:20there goes back then. Now look what on earth is just
- 28:23moving inside that sarcophagus then before.
- 28:25Who can possibly tell? Oh, we've lost 1, Butler.
- 28:28Yeah, we have. Damn it, the ghosts have
- 28:32returned and and so far, if we're watching this for the very
- 28:36first time from behind the sofa in 1975, there might be a mummy
- 28:42in this. We don't.
- 28:43Later we're going to find out there are more, There's more
- 28:45than one mummy. But at the moment we have a
- 28:47villain in this in a suit wearing a fez and something
- 28:51inside a sarcophagus in a an Edwardian house.
- 28:56So we're expecting a mummy. It just keeps building, don't
- 28:59it? We get a mummy, then we get a
- 29:01possessed zombie and then we get a gold.
- 29:04I mean, it just gets bigger and. Bigger, exactly where it goes
- 29:07along. And I like it when the Doctor
- 29:08uses his scarf. Slow up.
- 29:11There's a lovely bit of direction there.
- 29:13We just sort of talked all over it.
- 29:14But it's where he pulls out the gum, right?
- 29:16And you see Warlock's reaction before you see the gum.
- 29:19So, you know, and the the Dudley Simpson music, which is
- 29:23beautiful throughout this entire story, one of his best.
- 29:27It's the most percussive, I think Dudley Simpson ever is in
- 29:31Doctor Who. He's got his, you know, he's,
- 29:33what's that, that weird thing you scrape called?
- 29:36Is it a gyro? Gyro.
- 29:38Do you want to mean the video goes Rick, Rick that one.
- 29:42He's using that a bit in this. He's got a tambourine going at
- 29:45some points. Here's our first look at the
- 29:50Mummy and it's it's got that I love.
- 29:52I love that kind of that you know when you're a kid making
- 29:55plaster scene people and you've got two, it's got 2 thumbprints
- 29:58in the face either side. It's a good look.
- 30:00That's it. I think you only made plaster
- 30:02scene people when you were middle class.
- 30:04I was working class, so we made Plasticine people all right.
- 30:08Oh well, that's just sorry, I've enough trouble.
- 30:12My dad's from Battersea, my mum's from Lancashire and I was,
- 30:15I was made to talk this way so. This here, this is one of those
- 30:18very hard scenes, right? You know where it pans across
- 30:21these sort of ruins in the garden because that wasn't in
- 30:24the VHS. They they did a cut down VHS
- 30:27taking the cliffhangers out and that was my Pyramids of Mars for
- 30:31about 10 years. So I didn't have any
- 30:34cliffhangers in it. It was a 90 minute movie edition
- 30:36and there are bits that they took out to make this fit 90
- 30:41minutes. Wow, OK, more fun 90 minutes
- 30:45than hammers the mummy I must. Absolutely.
- 30:47But it does always get me because, you know, you get used
- 30:50to when you watch something a lot, you get used to the flow of
- 30:53it. And then you watch another
- 30:54version, you're like, what the hell is this?
- 30:58I must say, Stargrove's the place where it's shot.
- 31:01It's a wonderful location. It looks it looks perfect.
- 31:05They're back here for Seeds of Doom, aren't they?
- 31:08They're back here for something. I think it's so.
- 31:10Image of the Fendal. Image of the Fendal.
- 31:12No, that's you're right. Yeah, yeah.
- 31:13It's just as just as atmospheric there, a judicious use of blood
- 31:18there, which is unusual in Doctor Who.
- 31:21Just the imagery as well, Rob. Look, Sarah, just running up the
- 31:23stairs there. I know, dressed.
- 31:24Below. Yeah, yeah, that's Gothic.
- 31:27That's that's the Gothic, you know.
- 31:30Oh my God, these things scared me so much when I was a nipper.
- 31:33When the mummies coming pushing through the trees and then
- 31:37Sarah's underneath the log. Yes, yeah.
- 31:41And this is Thing. This is from Hammers to The
- 31:43Mummy. It's a lone mummy staggering
- 31:46through the English countryside, but.
- 31:50It took 40 minutes to get there. In the movie, we're 10 minutes
- 31:54into this thing. Yeah, exactly.
- 31:56Do you know a great thing about the design of the mummies as
- 31:59well is that obviously it's a mummy, but it does have a
- 32:03slightly out of space feel to it, doesn't it?
- 32:06The head paves in like that. Like a space helmet.
- 32:10Yeah, it's really clever. It's unique.
- 32:12It's not a, it's not a generic mummy.
- 32:14It's a, it's a, it's a mummy esque.
- 32:18It's definitely designed. It does have a technological
- 32:22element to it. This fella playing the mean, you
- 32:25know he turns up again in the Deadly Assassin.
- 32:27He's. He does, doesn't he?
- 32:28Yeah, he. Tries to murder the Doctor when
- 32:30he's in the Matrix. Yeah, Peter Mayock, he didn't do
- 32:33very much, I don't think. I've got a question for you, you
- 32:36know. Yeah.
- 32:37Should this be filmed at night? No, it's a.
- 32:42Horror movie, right? Surely normally they do this
- 32:44sort of thing at night? I I find it quite terrifying in
- 32:49the day, actually. Thanks very much.
- 32:51You know, Yeah. I do too, and I think the fact
- 32:54that everything's sort of exposed in the daytime.
- 32:58And you're visible. You can't.
- 32:59You can't hide in the shadows. You know you're exposed.
- 33:02Keep coming and I'll talk about it when when they are literally
- 33:05chasing after the poacher and they're just come in and come in
- 33:08and come in and he's getting more tired, he's faster but he's
- 33:11knackered so he's slowing down. And we are how many?
- 33:15We were 15 minutes in and visually we've got everything.
- 33:19We have all the scenes you remember and none of the scenes
- 33:22you don't from Hammer's The Mummy have happened already.
- 33:25Oh, he cherry picked the best scenes from from The Mummy.
- 33:33Oh, that really looks like a nasty wound.
- 33:35Oh, I love as well. In a minute, when Sutek recalls
- 33:38him back to the house, back to the Priory.
- 33:42It pubs into organ music, doesn't it?
- 33:44Yeah, yeah. It's, it makes you think what,
- 33:46what's what's the mechanics of this?
- 33:48How does it work? You know, it's quite
- 33:51fascinating. Well, it made me think, my God
- 33:53for the the gods to come in, get back to the house quake.
- 33:56Yeah, yeah. That's why I think I was
- 34:00convinced when I first watched this that you know when Scarman
- 34:03comes through in the sort of helmet at the end of episode
- 34:06one, that that was Sue Tech. Yeah, the, the metaphysics of
- 34:11the fact it's not Sutec, it's a messenger of Sutec.
- 34:14It doesn't explain any of this stuff.
- 34:16You're it's just, it's, it's incidental and you just have to
- 34:18kind of go with it and kind of you, you know that obviously
- 34:21there's some kind of organizational principle behind
- 34:25how Sutec operates, but you're, it's never shared with you.
- 34:28You witness it and that kind of makes it kind of more horror.
- 34:32It's cosmic horror. It's like we're not going to
- 34:34explain to you the metaphysical rules of how Sutec and his.
- 34:40Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So straight out of
- 34:42Lovecraft. Straight out of Lovecraft.
- 34:44And here we have his. And this is straight out of
- 34:47Hammer and the universal horrors before it.
- 34:49You've got the the befaced, suited, sinister Egyptian
- 34:54praying to a sarcophagus. Now here's the interesting thing
- 34:58with this, with this Doctor Who is that the mummies are just the
- 35:02robots. The main villain isn't a mummy.
- 35:05The main villain is actually Sutek, an actual Egyptian God,
- 35:10but an alien. But the gods are aliens.
- 35:12It's the it's the Eric von Daniken Chariots of the gods
- 35:15thing. It's the whole pyramids that
- 35:17were built by spacemen thing, but it's it's riffing on all the
- 35:23stuff from The Mummy. But it's doing something.
- 35:26It's going one step ahead. It's bringing the God in this
- 35:29time. I mean, like the the monster in
- 35:33the mummy was great, yeah, but sort of when you get used to it,
- 35:36you're like, OK, Mummy comes on, kills people.
- 35:38He mistakes that poor woman as the the dead Pharaoh.
- 35:43But you know, this just the stakes just keep getting higher.
- 35:46Doctor Who faces down a God? I mean, come on.
- 35:50And he's terrified. And because he's terrified, he's
- 35:53more distant and alien, and he's got much more of a cosmic
- 35:56viewpoint than ever before. And we haven't spoken about
- 35:59Michael Sheared yet. Michael Sheared gives one of the
- 36:03I think it's one of the best turns in Classic who because he
- 36:06is such a likable man. Yeah, and this is one of Sarah
- 36:11Jane's best moments ever. The Yes, sorry.
- 36:16Yeah. I try.
- 36:17She is. She is so good in this.
- 36:19She is so good in this. You see this Marconi scope here?
- 36:22Yeah, while I was in Chelmsford recently in the Museum of
- 36:25Chelmsford. That's where Marconi came from.
- 36:28The great Marconi. What would you call him?
- 36:34He was he was a inventor and businessman and.
- 36:38They had. Founder of the Marconi Company.
- 36:40All of his initial, all the technology that he built, and it
- 36:44looks gorgeous. It didn't quite look like this,
- 36:46but. That's because had Sutec not
- 36:49intervened and this all this happened, then Lawrence Scarman
- 36:53would have invented it's 40 years earlier.
- 36:57So human history has been changed by the intervention of
- 37:01Sutec. We've been held back by 40 years
- 37:05because Lawrence Scarman was killed.
- 37:07You know, sometimes I have the advantage of being ahead of you,
- 37:12normally behind you, but sometimes ahead of you.
- 37:15I've just reversed top maker's line there with Marcus Garman.
- 37:18I'm never ahead. Of you, I thought you were
- 37:21saying I'd press play before you did or something.
- 37:24It's a great line where he manages to compliment Lawrence
- 37:27and be extremely rude for him at the same time.
- 37:31Oh yes. Yes, yes.
- 37:33Oh I love tinkering her about with old tech doctor.
- 37:36Who? Oh actually Michael Shield.
- 37:38He's also in raids of Lost Ark as well as Victablian.
- 37:41He's got a tiny part as his part was mainly cut, but you see him
- 37:45in the background of one shot as EU boat captain once they've got
- 37:50to the Nazi base on the Greek island that Indy has lashed
- 37:54himself to the Periscope to to get to you know how.
- 37:58And he also plays Hitler in Last Crusade, but that's by the bike
- 38:01and. Bronson in Grange Hill.
- 38:03The most evil man of all. Yes.
- 38:04Yeah, yeah. You know when Toby Header calls
- 38:07himself the Michael Sheared of a hamster of a blunt pen knife?
- 38:10I The joke was Michael Sheared always would go to conventions,
- 38:14right? No matter who asked him, he'd
- 38:15always say yes. And that's what Toby does for
- 38:17me. I've put out the call when he
- 38:19comes. Well, I think Michael Sheared
- 38:21earns that spot in all those conventions because you just
- 38:24watch the roles he did across Doctor Who.
- 38:26They are so diverse. Murgrave in Castro, Valva, the
- 38:30Headmaster in Remembrance of the Daleks, the Doctor in Mind of
- 38:35Evil, the fellow he plays in the Ark.
- 38:38They're all really different roles.
- 38:41I mean, he's the the bad guy, isn't he?
- 38:42An invisible enemy as well. Famously his favorite Doctor Who
- 38:46story to film, but that might have something to do with Louise
- 38:48Jameson in a loincloth. And suddenly we have lots of
- 38:53mummies all of a sudden. And the Orkin music's raising
- 38:57the the volume here. My mum would always go.
- 38:59Would you turn that down? Yeah, well, the subtitles have
- 39:03just told me music reaches fever pitch.
- 39:05Beware Suitek. It's supposed to be sort of
- 39:08chaotic energy, isn't? It, yes, yeah.
- 39:11The gods are coming, Rob. Exactly.
- 39:13And suddenly the doctor knows the stakes.
- 39:17He was killed by Horus, God of lights.
- 39:21Yes, but Egyptology and Mars. Exactly, that's Eric von
- 39:26Daniken. That's why I always thought the
- 39:29Martian Sphinx photo taken by Viking 1 was an influence on
- 39:33this. It wasn't.
- 39:34This was prescient. This happened a year before.
- 39:37Well, we can talk about the actual mythology in episode 4
- 39:41because for reasons, but we will save that.
- 39:43Tom Baker saying the forces that are being summoned in that house
- 39:46are more terrifying and more dangerous than anything even I
- 39:49have faced. Yeah, yes, he sells all of that
- 39:53dialogue, doesn't he? Yeah, and that is that is why,
- 39:56as well as looking gorgeous and invoking all the it's a
- 39:58distillation of all the best bits you remember from Hammers
- 40:01the Mummy without having to watch Hammers the Mummy and be
- 40:04reminded that it's a slog. That's one of the main reasons I
- 40:08think this story is so well beloved.
- 40:11The atmosphere, the vibes and the stakes and just the the
- 40:16weight and sheer presence of Sutec.
- 40:18And here we go, the the black sarcophagus is becoming a very
- 40:23disco portal. Yeah, it looks like a sort of
- 40:26television war pride that I went to recently.
- 40:31And what we are about. To get is one of the most
- 40:34chilling cliffhangers they ever put.
- 40:36It's one of the greatest cliffhangers ever, but here we
- 40:39are again. The Namin, however, is right.
- 40:42The the his religion has turned out to be true.
- 40:47Yeah. And this figure, yeah, this
- 40:50figure is not Sutek. This figure is like there's like
- 40:53a an avatar sort of. It's the servant of Sutek.
- 40:57But what is it really? It's some kind of.
- 41:02I mean, I've realised he's only in a bin bag, but it looks like
- 41:04it's like black tar. Yeah, I don't know.
- 41:07And the burning, smoking. Rob, Stand.
- 41:13Yeah, look upon my face. And it is.
- 41:16It is the same mask design as the mummies.
- 41:19It's got the two things either side.
- 41:21It looks more like a space suit, doesn't it?
- 41:23Though Yeah, material. Is this the face of SU Tech?
- 41:30Oh boy. I'm going to make a reference
- 41:33now, and I do wonder if you'll be appalled.
- 41:37But I just, I can't get used to seeing this scene without it
- 41:40intercutting scenes of women, you know?
- 41:42Do you know what I'm talking about there?
- 41:48I I have a feeling I do, but yes.
- 41:51Rusty Davis put this scene in the first episode of Queer as
- 41:54Folk. Oh, oh, oh.
- 41:56Right. Yes, yes I do.
- 41:57Yes, yes, yes. Gotcha.
- 41:58So sorry, it's still hamster, you know.
- 42:03And that was the one of the, yeah, one of the greatest, one
- 42:06of the greatest cliffhangers of all time.
- 42:09I mean, that scares me as an adult.
- 42:12God knows what it did to me as a kid.
- 42:14Yeah, yeah. And it's episode 1 is pretty
- 42:19damn impeccable. This is that was just, that was
- 42:21just, you know, 24 minutes, 25 minutes of just brilliant Doctor
- 42:26Who. How to dry Robert Valentine
- 42:29episode 1 is pretty impeccable. You're suggesting that 2-3 and
- 42:33four may not be. Well, I'm just, I'm just just
- 42:36taking, I'm taking it as I see it, that's all.
- 42:38You know, one, one episode at a time.
- 42:40You know, I'm not, you know, not, I'm not casting aspersions
- 42:44on any future episodes yet. But yeah, so far, that was so
- 42:49far. That was excellent.
- 42:50I mean and. I'm very happy to be here.
- 42:52Comparing that to the movie that we watched, and I don't often
- 42:56say this about Classic Who that really moved.
- 42:59Like it was Egypt and then we were there, then we were meeting
- 43:02characters that know Scarman, and then people started dying
- 43:07and then they're on the run for their lives.
- 43:08And then the gods come and it's 25 minutes in.
- 43:12Yeah. And the the doctors and the and
- 43:14the doctors and the doctors let us know that these are the
- 43:16biggest stakes ever. Ever.
- 43:19So yeah. Wow, Do you fancy, you know,
- 43:21heading into Episode 2 and seeing how he deals with those
- 43:23stakes? I think that would be a very,
- 43:25very good idea indeed.