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#0131 _STORY INSPIRE: Decisions that transforman, with Action Bronson · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast
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  by night. All day.
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  Speaker 2: That one brought a smile to my face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the weird shit that someone's given me. That's
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  at the top. Well, I got this. This is a
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  woolly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly mammoth carved into it.
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  Speaker 2: That's craziness.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy, right? That tooth's probably 10,000 years old. No bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: But the balls to carve into it, too.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I would never. I mean, it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: The guy did it. He nailed it. I mean, it's
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  a beautiful little elephant there.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: But I would never carve into one of these things.
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  Speaker 2: It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side,
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  like a little alligator jaw. Right.
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  Speaker 1: It does a lot. The thing about these teeth, though,
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  is they find so many of them that they don't
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  think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do
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  stuff with them. Like, you could buy a knife with
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  a woolly mammoth handle. Like, this is a piece of
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  woolly mammoth that they make for a gun. So you
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  could put that on a 1911. It's a handle made
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  out of woolly mammoth teeth.
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  Speaker 2: You just have a knife. This is an extra handle?
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  Is this this handle?
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  Speaker 1: It's the pistol.
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  Speaker 2: Or this handle?
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  Speaker 1: It's the pistol handle.
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  Speaker 2: It's the pistol handle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a piece.
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  Speaker 2: It would make a good handle for this one, too,
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  like the front one for fucking. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you're holding a sick-ass thing. Sick-ass thing, yeah. Yeah,
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  it definitely could do that, too. I mean, they basically
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  could make anything they want out of it. They make
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  folding knives out of it. Jamie has a folding knife
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  out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you make piano keys out of it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you definitely could.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The woolly mammoth.
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  Speaker 1: They use it for.
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  Speaker 2: The woolly mammoth woolitzer.
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  Speaker 1: You could, right? You definitely could. If you could use ivory,
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  you could use woolly mammoth ivory. Because they use it
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  in pool cues. This is a tooth, too.
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  Speaker 2: I used to have my own pool cue. Unscrewed it.
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  I used to come to the fucking pool hall, unscrew
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  the fucking thing, and get nuts with it. Having a
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  pool cue, you're a different level of human being when
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  you're walking around with that. You're not playing games.
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  Speaker 1: You're not playing games.
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  Speaker 2: You're there to play games, but you're not playing.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very serious thing. It's a cool thing. You
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  show up with your own cue, like in The Hustler.
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  The guy shows up with a leather satchel.
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  Speaker 2: That satchel alone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's male accessories. Right. I love a good male accessory. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like, we don't have a lot.
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  Speaker 2: We have a knife. Yeah. A knife always looks good
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  on the side. A gun. A watch. Watch.
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  Speaker 1: Watch is a good male accessory. It's like. The most
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  acceptable male jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think?
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  Speaker 2: Watches. I don't want no one with a nose ring.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to pull up with this one.
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  Speaker 2: The Brahma bull nose ring.
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  Speaker 1: You could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit
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  because you're a rapper.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not. No one knows me as that.
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  They know me as a blue collar guy. I don't
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  even look good with jewelry on.
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  Speaker 1: I look silly. I do too. I feel stupid. I
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  never wear a chain. I feel stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I don't own a chain. I had a chain back
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  in the day. It had a little... miniature Tasmanian devil piece.
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  That was the tattoo everybody in high school got. Taz
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  was the first. I want one now. Taz with boxing gloves.
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  For sure. Boxing gloves with the child's name. I have
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  that on my head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend Kenny got that. It was his first
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  tattoo when we were in high school. Taz being the
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  devil with a boxing glove, we were all like, sick.
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  Speaker 2: Because we were like 16. Taz was still to this day,
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  like that and barbed wire. If you had barbed wire
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  and Taz.
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  Speaker 1: Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed
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  wire around their ankle, which is a big mistake.
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  Speaker 2: It was Pamela Anderson with the barbed wire.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that one? Didn't she have it on her ankle?
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  She had it on her arm.
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  Speaker 2: On the arm in that movie.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of dudes had it on the arm. Fairly okay.
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  It's kind of a bad decision, but it's okay. But
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  on the ankle?
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  Speaker 2: Any type of ankle accessory jewelry other than like a surveillance.
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  For me, it doesn't work. My ankle is way too
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  bulk on. It's a thick ass ankle.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't hold jewelry well.
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  Speaker 1: No ankle does. No male ankle holds jewelry well. I mean,
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  I don't believe in it. Listen, I'm not telling you
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  what to do. If you're a guy who likes beads
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  on your ankle, feel free.
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  Speaker 2: If I go to Club Med and come back with
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  the braids and the ankle twist, you know, then it's
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  like we're on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, people start acting different when they go
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  on vacation. I have friends that wear different outfits. Shorts
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  get shorter. Shirts get tighter.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Pieces of clothing just remove themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants
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  to just rip them off.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to
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  be yourself for a week.
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  Speaker 2: I feel that.
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  Speaker 1: Just relax. Can I just cut this fucking tie off
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  of me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get that out. I also don't want an agenda.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to have like, we're doing this, we're
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  doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: Vacation is not to have a schedule.
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  Speaker 1: I think the schedule should be around eating. Oh. That's
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  what I believe. That's my feeling is like cool ancient things.
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  Like if you're in a cool place like Athens, you know,
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  you definitely got to go seek some cool ancient shit.
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  But get the good grub.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking my language.
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  Speaker 1: Now find the spots.
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  Speaker 2: I was eating some rare scampi right in front of
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  the Pantheon. You know, like there was a beautiful restaurant
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  known for scampi right there. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: I was just recently in Mexico City. At TOT Wakan. Ooh. Oh,
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  my God.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go there. I was in Mexico City
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  only once for the UFC, but it was in and out.
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  It was one day, you know, two days.
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  Speaker 2: I want to live there.
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  Speaker 1: Mexico City's a dope spot, man. I don't go places much.
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  It's a lot of pollution, but there's a lot of-
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  It's New York. It's kind of like a Mexican New York,
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  but bigger. It is.
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  Speaker 2: It's huge.
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  Speaker 1: But bigger. Bigger than New York, right?
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  Speaker 2: There's like 10 million people that live in the place
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  they told us not to go to. They told me, yo, listen.
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  I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here?
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  He's like, yo, don't go there. But 10 million people
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  live there. What is the population of Mexico City? And
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  I was getting that good lung capacity.
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  Speaker 1: Right, if you're working out up there, it's like, I
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  think that's really high above sea level.
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  Speaker 2: It is 10,000.
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  Speaker 1: Is it 10? Mexico City's 10?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived
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  up there. And then you go down to sea level,
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  you could fuck everybody up. Your cardio would be off
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  the charts.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real, man.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just doing normal things. I wasn't even
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  working out.
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  Speaker 1: Right, exactly. You just feel like you're more blood in
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  you because you do.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa!
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  Speaker 1: Low to mid 20 million people, depending on how you
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  define its boundaries. It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It's also unknown. There's no census that I... Right. It's
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  also very... It's lots of shanty situations as well. Oh,
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  of course. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did a shooting not happen yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Where?
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  Speaker 3: At Teotihuacan.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. A shooting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I did see something like a... It's just a
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  crazy person, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Teotihuacan, a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.
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  Speaker 2: That's where you're not allowed to go. That's the Sun Temple.
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  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to walk up?
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  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to walk down. Like what they're doing?
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  Just to that area and then you can't go up.
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  Speaker 1: And so this guy just started shooting people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, wait, you can't go there. He's fucking, he's elevated. Yeah,
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  that's the Sun Temple.
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  Speaker 4: He's there with the gun and there's a bunch of
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  people like laying down on the ground that were like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's like shooting right at them.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. I don't know. He said something to
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  them too. I saw something on Google this morning. He
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  said something to them.
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  Speaker 2: That motherfucker was hopping on one leg. Did you see
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  the hopping? Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see that.
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  Speaker 1: Just going to go check out some cool buildings and
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  someone shoots your fucking Achilles tendon off?
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  Speaker 2: Bro, that's one of the worst injuries you could probably
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  sustain is an Achilles injury.
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  Speaker 1: Especially with a gunshot. How many people died?
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  Speaker 3: I think one. Seven people were shot. Ugh. One fatally shot.
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  Speaker 1: The story of that area, that place is so insane.
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  I went down this long rabbit hole because I had
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  read something that the Aztecs didn't build that and that
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  they found it there. And they called it the place
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  where gods were born. So then I went on this
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  deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there
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  before them. It's a total unknown. There's so much about
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  that area like the Olmecs. They don't– who the fuck
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  were they? They don't know. They just got these giant
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  stone heads that look like they're either Polynesian or African.
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  They're fucking huge heads with a helmet on. And there's
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  a bunch of them. And no one knows who made it.
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  No one knows what language they spoke.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's truly unbelievable. I know there's one native
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  language that I worked in kitchens my whole life. So
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  they would always joke with me that they were speaking Totonaca.
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  And Totonaca is definitely like a tribe from down there.
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  And it's these mythical curing people like these, the healers.
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  And- We happen to actually, my wife knows a woman
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  from the lineage of that family. It's all just crazy shit.
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  But regardless of that, just the sheer fact of those buildings,
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  I saw with my own eyes, that's not it. There's
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  more underneath. That's not just, it's all surface area shit. Right, right, right.
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  That stuff goes, it runs deep. There's like cities on
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  top of cities on top.
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  Speaker 1: They build them on old ones.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like you tile the floor. You
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  just leave that bullshit and you just tile right over it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello.
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  And there's this beautiful church up there. You go for
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  a little walk up the hill. There's a beautiful church,
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  old church, like from the 1800s. But it's built on
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  top of a church that's like a thousand years old
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  and there's a glass floor you could see through to
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  the bottom with the original ruins.
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  Speaker 2: The same thing in mexico city they do that everywhere
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  there was these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl
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  on the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in
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  jesus's name just to get to the church oh wow
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  i don't know what that some some act of like
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  some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles
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  away to the church. And everyone come, I don't know,
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  millions of people come to this. It was fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a religious experience.
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  Speaker 2: It truly was. I was just in there and we
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  caught sermon and I was getting fucking chills. Just from
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  the way they spoke and the echo, the way that
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  the acoustics in this room was. Wow. It was meant
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  to give you chills. They know what they're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  They know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go down the full Charlie Kirk
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  rabbit hole, but I saw this video yesterday where he
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  visited Jerusalem, and they were taking him to this place
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  underground where they mapped it out and used archaeology to
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  find out that, I believe, this spot here where they're at, Jesus,
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  I think, preached or something.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: They found it underground, and they just built the city
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  on top of it, like you were just saying.
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  Speaker 2: There's all these phenomena.
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  Speaker 1: But that is a common thing. Yeah, it's a common thing.
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  Where they find this is where he was. No, no,
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  I mean, it's a common thing where they take old
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  sites and they just build the new sites on top
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  of them. It's a really common thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of, it's fucked up, but it's also
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  like paying homage. I guess kind of. Like keeping the
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  same vibe like this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just like rebuilding a house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to keep some bones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's good bones. It's like there's good bones there. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think people probably had a really good sense
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  of what history would mean 2,000 years later back then.
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  You know what I mean? Like when they were doing
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  all this shit. These people were busy.
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  Speaker 2: They were busy. They left all kinds of tchotchkes, man. Yeah.
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  They left so many tchotchkes, it's crazy. It's true. I
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  feel stupid. I have to do the same thing with
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  my time. I have to constantly be, I have to
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  leave cool shit.
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  Speaker 1: Because they left cool shit.
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  Speaker 2: Just because I feel it in me as well. Like,
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  I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. But when I went to the museum
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  down there, you see all these things. It's like ornaments,
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  like just literal tchotchkes.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Things you would see ornamentally placed by your grandmother on
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  top of things or like on top of doily just
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  for decorative purposes. But also everyday things and just everything
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  meant something. Everything meant something to them, and everything was
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  done with intention. I don't think that this was all
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  accidental for them. What do you mean? Well, they knew
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  who they were praising. All the little figurines for the
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  fertile women were these women with big, humongous hips and
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  asses and big breasts and stuff like that. These are
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  the nurturing women. Then they showed the people who were
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  supposed to be witch doctors. They fucking looked like witch doctors,
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  all crazy, three skulls holding crazy fucking things. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they.
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  Speaker 2: determined my view or these views of who these like
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  who people are you understand like status wise and species
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  wise like this is a barber this is a this
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  and your idea of what that person looks like a
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  nurturing woman is known to be a voluptuous woman right
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  their ideas were there already they built all their all
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  their little chachkis and their little statuettes that they represent
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  and these women very voluptuous.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been interesting to see, to hear their
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  version of the world. You know what I mean? Like,
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  I wonder what they knew about the rest of the world.
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  I wonder how much they knew, how much they knew
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  about like Europe and Asia and how much they knew
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  about Africa. Did they know anything about all that stuff?
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  Like when they were existing, like whoever built TO, how
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  do you say it? TOT Wakhan? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: TOT Wakhan.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever built that, like, How much do they know about
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  the rest of the world? That's what's interesting because we
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  don't really know. We assume that they're all isolated. But
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  more and more as time goes on, they keep finding
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  evidence of earlier and earlier seafaring people. I think they've
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  pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now. Let's
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  see if that's true. Put that in perplexity. What is
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  the oldest known use of boats?
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  Speaker 3: Also speaking of that, they think they found Noah's Ark.
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  Speaker 2: As long as there's been water, there's probably been something
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  to float on it.
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  Speaker 3: Noah's Ark scans.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: We brought that up before.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple
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  of days. I think they did some new scans and
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  found some stuff underneath it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see that. But what was the other question?
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  The other question is the oldest boat. What do you guess?
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  Tell your guess.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking, it's beyond my thought. It's like, I don't even
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  know a number. A number doesn't come to mind. Like,
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  As long as there's been water. Right. What the fuck
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  does that mean? I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how long it took, like, early man to
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  figure out that trees float. And if you could figure
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  out a tool. Once they figured out tools, they must
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  have started making stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But when we see all these ancient, really, like, laser
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  diagnostic fucking situations, they knew already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They knew.
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  Speaker 1: That's different. That's different. Like Egypt, right? Archaic humans are
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  crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens
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  appeared on the record. Whoa. So implying intentional crossings as
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  far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: When you think about it.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking polar bears and seals, they jump up on a
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  little broken piece of ice and they float.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a boat. Yeah. That's a boat. Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That's what the polar bears are doing. You're absolutely right.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: They put their hand in the water as a rudder.
• 15:48
  Let's go this way. Let's go that way.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know what they're doing. They know how to
• 15:52
  tip them over.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: They know exactly.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Tie the seals to pop off and slide.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: It's years of evolutionary knowledge.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 450,000 years is bananas, though. I thought it was
• 16:02
  like 60.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Well, further up it said somewhere between 60,000 and 130,000,
• 16:07
  but this article here says it could be even more
• 16:09
  before that.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Well, what was that most recent discovery of a human
• 16:14
  skull that backdates human beings, not necessarily Homo sapiens, but
• 16:20
  versions of humans back to a million years? Was it Homo,
• 16:25
  not Homo naledi?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: It was a skull they had, but they didn't do
• 16:30
  testing or something.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Right. And this– they said it's a million years old.
• 16:35
  So I don't think it's us, but I think it's–
• 16:39
  the question is it coexisted with us.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about a million years old.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So that might mean we're a million years old. You
• 16:48
  want to hear about some shit that I just read
• 16:50
  the other day that's nuts? You know how the thought
• 16:54
  is that there's Neanderthals and that human beings bred with
• 16:58
  Neanderthals and that's how the Neanderthal population went out? There's
• 17:04
  at least this one researcher who has a different opinion
• 17:07
  and he was using genetics to point this out. He
• 17:10
  said that he believed that humans may have created Neanderthals
• 17:14
  so that humans bred with an even older human species
• 17:19
  and Neanderthal is the offspring of the humans, Homo sapiens
• 17:24
  and whatever this older thing is.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: It didn't create a superhuman though.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Well, Neanderthals are kind of a superhuman.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But mentally, they're known to be a little bit like Neanderthal, no?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: See, that's a statement that people say.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I'd like to know, is Neanderthal really an intelligence or
• 17:46
  is it dumb?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't really know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking idiot. Like, I must be this.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: They had bigger brains than us, though. Which is weird.
• 17:53
  But that might have been to have better musculature, better coordination.
• 17:58
  They were way stronger than us.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: They weren't big. They were like 5'7, 5'8. They're like
• 18:03
  my height.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Bone structure, right?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: They're built completely different than us. They would tear us apart.
• 18:08
  They would tear us apart the way like a chimpanzee
• 18:09
  would tear you apart. They just rip your arms off.
• 18:12
  Like they're insanely strong. And their bones are much denser
• 18:15
  than ours. But it says the gap between genetics and
• 18:18
  archaeology leaves us with an unclear picture of where the Neanderthals...
• 18:21
  Originated columnist Michael Marshall details a surprising new hypothesis that
• 18:27
  suggests they may have come from us. So this was
• 18:30
  the thing that I had read. Oh, you have to
• 18:34
  buy a– what is this? New Scientist? We should probably
• 18:37
  get a subscription for them anyway. We use them a lot.
• 18:40
  They got good shit on there. So I think the
• 18:42
  idea is that they're– you know, they keep finding these
• 18:46
  other versions of humans. Like they found this thing called
• 18:50
  the Denisovan. And then they found this other one. What
• 18:53
  do they call the big-headed people?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Where are they finding these?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: They find bones. China is one of them. They found
• 19:00
  the big-headed guy they found in China. They find them
• 19:03
  all over the world, man. They find these bones that
• 19:06
  are just weird. You got to think of how few
• 19:09
  human bones are going to make it from people that
• 19:12
  are alive right now. So few of us are ever
• 19:15
  going to become fossils. So we're putting together– A version
• 19:19
  of the history that's completely incomplete as far as the
• 19:22
  evidence is concerned. There's just not enough evidence of like bones.
• 19:25
  If we had– like look, if everybody who ever lived
• 19:29
  died and left their bones and then future people could
• 19:32
  study their bones forever, boy, we would know so much more.
• 19:36
  We would know so much more. There would be bones everywhere.
• 19:39
  But we would know so much more about how things work.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: French did something with them. Fucking catacombs, put them on
• 19:45
  the ground, build something, make it decorative.
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  as a researcher blows lid on strange rock formation in Turkey.
• 20:51
  So this rock formation is on Mount Ararat. That's what
• 20:56
  it looks like?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: This thing here in the middle, yeah, and they said
• 20:58
  it's the same.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's not AI? Nope. Is this all LiDAR?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So this is a picture.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual image?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I'll show you the other ones they have.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: God, that looks like what somebody would send me in
• 21:12
  a Facebook group chat.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Honestly, this shit right here, if it's not AI, if
• 21:19
  it's AI, it should say it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Right. If it's not a guy that looks like a boat.
• 21:24
  So look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a
• 21:27
  landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature. What are
• 21:31
  the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: So then underneath it, they scanned it. And then they're
• 21:38
  saying that these potentially are hallways or.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the shape of a boat.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking boat. Oh, so there's structure inside of it?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Well, the biggest issue is that this is on the
• 21:51
  side of a mountain. So that's not where the ocean is.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Bro, the Great Flood.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it says. So if
• 22:01
  you're going to go with the story of the flood,
• 22:03
  then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly
• 22:05
  when the flood happened because this would be petrified wood
• 22:09
  or something. And I read it takes somewhere between thousands
• 22:12
  and millions of years to get petrified wood. So we'd
• 22:15
  have to be on the lower end of the thousands
• 22:17
  because it's probably not millions of years. And then tectonic
• 22:21
  plates would have had to lift it all the way
• 22:22
  up here.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: No, not necessarily if the flood receded when the water
• 22:28
  was that high.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if it flooded the entire planet.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Right, but then the question would be where's all that water?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: All kinds of strange phenomena push things towards the surface.
• 22:39
  This could be anything. It could be anything, but boy,
• 22:42
  it looks like the shape of a boat. If it
• 22:44
  was down below, the water could definitely push. Everything could
• 22:48
  be pushed as long as that's nestled in there.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I think maybe it was good wood. A lot of
• 22:53
  this is just the universe fucking with us. I think
• 22:57
  it's part of the simulation. Part of the simulation is
• 23:00
  the universe fucks with us. And the universe shows you
• 23:03
  some things that shouldn't be real by your version of
• 23:06
  what is and isn't true.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: A.I.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's one.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much what the fuck it is.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: No, that's happening.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: That's the explanation of it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is. But then there's stuff like this. If
• 23:16
  this is an AI, it's almost like the universe is AI.
• 23:19
  It looks like a big abalone. The whole thing is
• 23:21
  not real. Whoa. So does that line up with the
• 23:25
  actual biblical- So.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: That's where, like, this is even five years ago that
• 23:29
  this picture on the screen was taken. So I think
• 23:31
  that they're doing- Whether or not they're taking some liberties
• 23:35
  and what the descriptions are or not, I don't know.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Boy, it certainly is a weird shape.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: This is Noah's Ark right here, this thing?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: It looks like a fucking riverboat.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what it was.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: It looks like we're playing P-Knuckle on the riverboat there
• 23:47
  on that one.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you had to get all the animals in there, bro.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like that would be the one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: What did you think it looked like?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like some fucking mega yacht.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: A bunch of hulls. What is the thing?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: The staffs and the holes. Listen, I think the story
• 24:05
  of the flood is a real story because it exists
• 24:07
  in too many cultures.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Water is very unexplainable. Water has no enemy.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: And tsunamis. Tsunamis fucking happen, dude. And if they happened
• 24:17
  and you were in that area, you would think it's
• 24:19
  the end of the world because you don't have contact
• 24:21
  with people in Europe. You don't have contact. So wherever
• 24:25
  you are is an apocalypse.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: It's the Great Flood.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You think it's the whole world's gone.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there's anything specific about the acacia wood,
• 24:31
  but I remember looking this up last week, and it
• 24:33
  very specifically said acacia wood was used to make the Ark.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. Acacia honey is fucking unbelievably delicious.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason he's bringing that up is acacia is
• 24:42
  also rich in DMT, and that's these scientists.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: No wonder I like it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: There you go, dog. These researchers out of Jerusalem think
• 24:50
  that that's what Moses' burning bush was. So where God
• 24:55
  saw– where Moses saw God as a burning bush, that's
• 24:58
  what they think that means. They were burning the acacia bush.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: He was hitting the deems.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: He was hitting the deems. He was hitting the deems.
• 25:05
  He probably did talk to God. God probably did have
• 25:08
  some good messages for humanity in the early days when
• 25:11
  we were.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Basically just savages.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Wild fucking creatures with stone tools.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: We've come a long way. I mean, human beings are
• 25:21
  still trying to figure it out. Obviously, we're in the
• 25:25
  middle of three fucking wars going on in the world.
• 25:27
  But we're doing better. I think.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I think we're doing better.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: We're doing better in day-to-day stuff.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Day-to-day interactions with people are definitely, for the most part, better.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like we're at a place where everyone's going
• 25:44
  to either come together or we're going to just fucking
• 25:47
  totally rip our fucking heads off.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Right. My fear is that a lot of chaos is
• 25:53
  going to happen and they're going to use that as
• 25:54
  an excuse to have AI run everything. And that's where
• 25:57
  things get really fucking weird. That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves.
• 26:04
  You become some little biological time card.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: The other day, I fucking posted a picture of a
• 26:13
  frog that I AI generated just because I wasn't able
• 26:17
  to get the frog to do what the fuck I
• 26:18
  wanted to do in real life. Like, I want the
• 26:22
  frog holding frog popsicles. He was being difficult, so I
• 26:26
  had to fucking use another guy. And everyone was blasting
• 26:30
  me like, yo, not you, not you. I can't believe
• 26:33
  you used AI. Like, yo, you're. What? People were fucking
• 26:37
  flipping out on me.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So people are upset that you're using.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I generated a picture of a frog.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Who is mad at you for this?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Whoever is on my Instagram.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And my fans and the people who are, you know,
• 26:51
  just hating on AI. I get the idea of like
• 26:54
  using it in a, you know, in a conniving way
• 26:57
  or in a. But it was a picture of a
• 27:00
  fucking frog. There it is. That's fucking good.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: And I said that that was going to be my
• 27:10
  album cover, but then people were like, yo, you're taking
• 27:16
  away opportunities from other artists. Well, let me just clear
• 27:19
  this up. I wouldn't have hired you no matter what
• 27:22
  because I do all my artwork anyway. There was no
• 27:25
  job to be taken away. So let's just, if that's
• 27:29
  the argument, you could throw that one out.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: This is just tools.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It's good old fun.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Listen, I don't think.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: This is Photoshop pretty much.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, it's beautiful.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Thank you, man.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: It's very cool looking.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: But then I did.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I get what people are saying.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I get it too. I get it. After it was
• 27:44
  explained to me by a younger generation of mine.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I get you should hire artists to make stuff. But
• 27:50
  do you know how long it would take an artist
• 27:51
  to make that? Unless the artist is doing exactly what
• 27:53
  you're doing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: But I get that, but I wouldn't have hired him
• 27:57
  in the first place because I do all the hard
• 27:59
  work on my own. Everything comes from me.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: So it's not a job loss no matter what.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a job loss no matter what. But
• 28:05
  I get the idea of it. I get the idea.
• 28:09
  It's shits and giggles. It's fucking whack that that's what
• 28:12
  people are worried about.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think– I think it's just a bunch of
• 28:15
  people looking for things to complain about, A. And then
• 28:18
  there's also like a sentiment in the air, which is
• 28:21
  that AI is coming for everybody's job. So anytime someone
• 28:24
  uses AI that could have been used by people, there's
• 28:27
  a certain percentage of people that are going to kind
• 28:29
  of rightly be upset.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But you're not going to stop it. This is the thing.
• 28:34
  That fucking– that wave is 2,000 feet high and it's
• 28:38
  moving 100 miles an hour and you're not going to
• 28:40
  stop it. You're not going to stop it. This is
• 28:43
  just what AI is.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize the severity. I mean I guess I
• 28:48
  do now, but.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's alive.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: It's fucked. It's fucked for sure.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: These things are alive. And they're going to be able
• 28:54
  to do everything for you.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I don't usually use any of those things. I'm pretty,
• 28:58
  you know, Neanderthal when it comes to this type of thing. Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: See, the thing about the Neanderthals is they don't know
• 29:04
  if they were dumb. So they used to think that
• 29:07
  they were really stupid. And then they realized that they
• 29:10
  probably had language and they probably had tools and they
• 29:13
  probably had a sophisticated society and they buried their young.
• 29:17
  And maybe we just assume because they're brutish and strong
• 29:21
  that they were stupid. But their brains are bigger than
• 29:24
  our brains. They might not have been dumb.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: That's why I consider myself a Neanderthal.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: They have big eyeballs, too.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Looks are deceiving. You think that, you know, some schlub.
• 29:34
  And here I come, fucking mister.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you with the bass.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I did it this morning.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: You can swing that motherfucker, dude. It's very impressive. It's
• 29:41
  a hard thing to do.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And I got up to like 88 pounds on that bitch,
• 29:45
  which is ridiculous. That's a lot.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I started doing this new kettlebell exercise. You do like
• 29:50
  an eight in the air with a kettlebell. We start
• 29:53
  it like this. All the way up and down like that.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: And over around your head. Woo!
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Serious deal. Oh, my God.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Your core, you don't realize how weak that shit is
• 30:07
  in those weird movements until you try something like that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: That's why the kettlebells are the best things. Kettlebells, the clubs,
• 30:14
  the mace.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Awkward stuff.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Awkward. I love all that stuff. All the sandbag work.
• 30:19
  I'm still doing that every day. Since I was here last,
• 30:22
  I know it doesn't seem it, but I've lost like
• 30:24
  20 pounds.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Congratulations.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I got up to 300 again. Damn, dog. Now
• 30:28
  I'm back down to 265. I know you can't see it,
• 30:32
  but I'm kind of jacked.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you're very thick.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I'm jacked. I'm jacked.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're very like... You're a bull.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I know, man. But I'm trying to be a— You
• 30:40
  put the work in.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's just— but the problem is you also work with food,
• 30:43
  delicious food.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I stopped eating.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So much pasta. Phenomenal food. Did you?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: So much is a funny way of saying it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I have not eaten so much pasta. By whose definition
• 30:52
  is so much? I've cut it out a lot. I'm
• 30:56
  trying to dial it in heavily. I'm trying to really
• 30:58
  dial it in. I need— this is my life. It's all
• 31:01
  about being dialed in. Yeah. I can't let it go
• 31:04
  because once I let it go, it's going.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I hear you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: It's going.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's hard once you get those carbs,
• 31:15
  once you get that pizza and that pasta rolling.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: You know what? Once I stopped, I don't even fucking
• 31:19
  need that shit right now. I don't even crave it.
• 31:21
  I'm not really interested in that. A simple piece of
• 31:24
  toasted whole wheat bread does it for me. Just jam that.
• 31:29
  I don't need pizza. I've eaten enough pizza in my
• 31:32
  life for fucking 45 children.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: What's that? 45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate the amount of
• 31:40
  pizza I've eaten.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I feel like I've eaten enough of
• 31:45
  everything that I've needed to. Now it's time to just fuel.
• 31:48
  It's all about the fuel.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You're dialing in.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I'm working out with, like, serious dudes that are, like,
• 31:54
  jacked out of control, and I'm the only one that's rounded.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Do you have a trainer that you work with?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I train with dudes who train every day.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: One dude's an IFBB pro.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, bodybuilders.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Bodybuilders. But I'm trying to do a little bit of that.
• 32:09
  I introduce my stuff. No one can really do the
• 32:12
  mace because that takes a long time to perfect that work.
• 32:16
  And everyone's way too tight.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: So I do that on my own. I do like
• 32:20
  three days of that with the kettlebells. And I do
• 32:23
  normal shit. Deadlift. My knee's a little fucked, so I'm
• 32:26
  doing Zurchers. Zurchers is my favorite squad anyway. Zurchers are great.
• 32:31
  It's my favorite.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It's really good for grappling and just for elevating your testosterone.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's known to be like one of the— it' s definitely
• 32:38
  like a— it' s a jiu-jitsu. Every MMA fighter should be doing that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's big for wrestlers, the ability to take people
• 32:45
  down and also stuff takedowns, the same sort of strength.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: That thrust. Yeah. It's phenomenal. It's my favorite squad by far. Yeah,
• 32:52
  it's great.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: The shoulder stuff that you do and all that May stuff,
• 32:55
  you must have like really strong shoulders. My shoulders never
• 32:59
  fuck with you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Not anymore because I healed myself with the Anit motherfucking club.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Like literally John Wolf helped me. I would just hit
• 33:07
  him up like, yo.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Those things are great. It's great just because most of
• 33:11
  the time when you're lifting, you're just picking stuff up.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You're doing bench press. With this, like you're swinging it
• 33:17
  over your head and you're pausing out in front, swinging
• 33:20
  it overhead.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Think about when you're doing jiu-jitsu, you get your hand,
• 33:23
  your arm put over there and you have that strength.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: It's never in like bench press position.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Never. You're never like pushing perfectly. You're always in like weird.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: That's why yoga is really good for jiu-jitsu.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I've been trying to do a little bit more of everything.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yoga is so good for you, man.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Pilates, yoga.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Pilates is surprisingly hard.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's one of the hardest things I've ever done. I
• 33:44
  put the goddamn things on my ankles. I was laying
• 33:47
  on my back doing scissors. Don't tell anybody. But yeah,
• 33:52
  I was next to my wife.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Tighten up that man pussy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Bro, my man pussy was like fucking that. It was
• 33:57
  like rock solid. And I told her, I was like, yo,
• 34:01
  this hurts my asshole. You're fucking literally making me work
• 34:04
  out a crazy muscle. And she's like, yep, yep. You
• 34:08
  feel it, right? You got to go home with a
• 34:10
  sore asshole.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Ow.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: You're sitting on the bowl. Ow.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You got to wear the donut. You got to sit
• 34:16
  on the cushion.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Remember those? People used to have those at
• 34:19
  their house? On the seat. We'd have that like cushiony
• 34:22
  toilet seat.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: On the toilet seat?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: That one that we'd hit it. Yeah. Remember that one? Pink.
• 34:29
  Grandma pink. Oh my God. I just remember the smell
• 34:33
  of old ass coming off a toilet, like a grandma's
• 34:36
  ass or a grandfather's ass.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Old.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I remember my father's shit smell. Was it different? Yeah.
• 34:44
  You always would throw a cigarette in the toilet afterwards,
• 34:46
  so it smelled like a shitty cigarette.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: That was back in the day where everybody smoked in
• 34:53
  the house.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. We used to have a ring. He
• 34:55
  would sit, and there was a ring up there from
• 34:58
  the Rothman Blues.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What's a Rothman Blue?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It was a fucking English cigarette.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Wow. Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes?
• 35:06
  You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: In bed. When the guy's in bed.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Or you could buy them in, like, they would come around,
• 35:15
  like a six-year-old kid would come around with the thing.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Like a lady would come by with, like, a box
• 35:20
  of different kinds of cigarettes in it. And the guy was, like,
• 35:22
  picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in
• 35:24
  his hospital bed. Damn.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Those are the days.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: See if you can find one of the pictures.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Those are the days. I remember the pull machine was
• 35:30
  always my favorite when I got sent to the store
• 35:31
  to go do this, do that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at this.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: This has to be an ad, right?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Is it an ad? That's the golden days.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.
• 35:42
  Was that Paul Moll? 1950s cigarettes were marketed as being
• 35:49
  good for you. Look at the nurse is lighting this
• 35:50
  guy's cigarette.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Well, he doesn't look sick. His hair is
• 35:55
  done nicely. So when did people in America.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: We looked up this who figured out the first cigarette,
• 36:00
  didn't we?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Is it the same guy, different nurse?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is all bullshit.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky nurse. Who
• 36:07
  the nurse is?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: It just reminds me of why is America so medicated?
• 36:11
  Why are we just so fucking medicated on everything?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Because it works.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Does it?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't do what you want it to do.
• 36:21
  But as far as mental medications.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: That shit works?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff that works. Sure. Prozac has
• 36:27
  a legitimate effect on people. They get accustomed to it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Good or bad?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Adderall.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Adderall.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Depends on who it depends on the dose. You know,
• 36:34
  it's like, if you want to say good or bad,
• 36:36
  I know a lot of people that are very successful
• 36:39
  that use Adderall. Uh, I don't necessarily know if it's bad.
• 36:43
  I think it depends on who you are, whether or
• 36:45
  not you can just use it when you need it,
• 36:48
  like to write or something like that. I know journalists
• 36:50
  that use it, but if it's, uh, if it's one
• 36:53
  of those things that you're addicted to, like, uh, benzodiazepine,
• 36:57
  you know, like, uh.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Well, no.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: That was the Michael Jackson one? No.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was the Latin. Well, he died from being sedated.
• 37:08
  He died from propofol.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was just sedated and then pumped with other stuff.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think he could sleep at night. I think
• 37:14
  he was just so mentally ill.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: That's fucked.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: That guy was too famous, man.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: There is that level.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: There's a level of too famous.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, it's deep. Yeah, and he also had a lot.
• 37:25
  Everyone on earth knows who Michael Jackson is.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know who Michael
• 37:30
  Jackson is. Even now. If you're born now, you know
• 37:33
  who he is. Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, he was so famous that even after all
• 37:38
  the sexual allegations, all of his music still played on
• 37:42
  the radio. It was so good.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: No one gives a fuck.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Seriously. It was so good.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: He's the only one no one cares.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Look, R.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Kelly stuff, you barely hear it anymore.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Please don't.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I will not.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Or do.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: He's a disgrace. I mean, it's disgraceful. But his music
• 37:58
  was phenomenal. It was like that changed motherfuckers, the whole
• 38:02
  vibe of R & B, like disgusting, unbelievable, nasty, disgraceful things.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Right. But if you separate the artist from the art.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And that's the fucking worst thing. You can't do that.
• 38:13
  You cannot say that. It comes as a whole package.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But my question is, how many of those guys were
• 38:18
  like that way back in the day? You know what
• 38:22
  I mean?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Probably a lot. A large amount. You see the sickness.
• 38:25
  I don't understand why motherfuckers get a little bit of
• 38:28
  money and start doing weirdo shit.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like island shit?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Like I like to garden.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Like island shit?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Like I like gardening. I like stonemasonry. I like working
• 38:40
  out and cooking.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Right. I'll tell you why.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I'm obviously not on that level, but I don't see
• 38:45
  my mentality changing so far off where I'm fucking going
• 38:48
  to the island, you know?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: No. It's never going to happen. It's a bizarre issue.
• 38:51
  Even if there was a new island. But the thing is,
• 38:54
  you made money by doing what you love. That's a
• 38:57
  very different kind of money. These people are just trying
• 39:00
  to make money. So when you're just trying to make money,
• 39:03
  it's all about. experiences and items that you possess so
• 39:08
  you want to buy your own island you want a
• 39:10
  jet what else you want you want a ferrari you
• 39:12
  want a bunch of shit things you want things and
• 39:15
  you keep getting more things and you want to do
• 39:16
  things that you're not supposed to do like you want
• 39:18
  to eat an endangered species you know there's like a
• 39:22
  restaurant in china they'll serve you tiger they'll serve you gorilla.
• 39:26
  Like whatever you want to eat. Endangered species. I mean
• 39:29
  I've seen things– I don't know if this is true
• 39:31
  but there was a story that was written about this
• 39:32
  place where you could go in China. And this is
• 39:34
  a– see if you can find it. There's a story
• 39:37
  about like– it's one of those things where it's like
• 39:41
  a– it's not like a restaurant.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: It's a gathering.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: It's a gathering that happens like once every year or
• 39:46
  something like that and they go and they would eat
• 39:48
  endangered species.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I think I've seen– Fucking crazy. I know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: But that's a billionaire crazy person money thing. Like we're
• 39:55
  going to go eat a tiger. You know what I mean?
• 39:57
  It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah. It's weird.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine. I don't even like
• 40:03
  to hurt anything. I don't. Right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: But that's because you're not that kind of a rich guy.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: You're a guy who made a bunch of money just
• 40:10
  by being himself. And that's a totally different enterprise than
• 40:13
  someone who's just trying to make a bunch of money.
• 40:16
  The people that are just trying to make a bunch
• 40:17
  of money, they're never happy. You're never satisfied.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are. I mean, I don't know where anybody
• 40:23
  comes from, but I live in a two-fucking-bedroom apartment my
• 40:26
  entire life, up until recently. I still do.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Here it is. Crackdown on menu for China's animal eaters.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: This is from 2014, though, so they made a rule.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: What kind of riblet meat is that? Look at those
• 40:38
  fucking striations. Oh, no wonder.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Porcupine. They changed the law because of it?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I don't know if because of it,
• 40:46
  but that's why it's probably not talked about as much anymore.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: The diners of southern China have long had a reputation
• 40:54
  for exotic tastes. With locals sometimes boasting they will eat
• 40:57
  anything with four legs except a table. LOL.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Fucking jerks.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: So pangolin. So pangolin's endangered, right? Are they endangered? Wasn't
• 41:10
  that one of the things they thought was the wet market?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: On top it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Says they had endangered tortoises and snakes and porcupines in cages.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Ugh. And imagine you're so nasty you want to eat
• 41:21
  an endangered snake. Eating a snake alone is gross. But
• 41:25
  you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I've had snake soup. I was in Japan and I
• 41:31
  had fucking a good snake soup. It was smoked.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Was it good?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: It tasted like beef.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: It did. It was supposed to be, you know, make
• 41:40
  you very versatile.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, versatile.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: What's the word?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Vero.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Vero.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Versatile as well, right?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: It was a black snake, of course.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Ah, black snake. Was it a poisonous snake?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: That, I'm not sure. But there was a bunch, it
• 41:58
  was like, this was a Michelin star restaurant, two Michelin star,
• 42:01
  and of course it was like French-Japanese creations and fucking
• 42:09
  quite endangered.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: As endangered as I could get.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Endangered?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: A little turtle. A little sneak.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: But some turtles are not endangered.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I know, but I don't even like to do it.
• 42:21
  It's just, it turns me off.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, I used to have turtles as pets. I used
• 42:26
  to have turtles. And at one point in time, I
• 42:29
  had piranhas. Turtles are way more psychotic than piranhas. When
• 42:35
  I would feed my turtles, I'd feed my turtles goldfish.
• 42:38
  And they'd swim around and grab the goldfish and just
• 42:40
  bite them in half. It was crazy to watch.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: They got those powerful jaws.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm looking at them. I'm like, of course. You're
• 42:46
  a little dinosaur. Just look at you. You look like
• 42:49
  a dinosaur. You have this crazy stegosaurus shell over your back.
• 42:53
  And you're swimming through the water.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Some neck comes out like that.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Dude, they were super aggressive. See if you can find
• 42:59
  videos of turtles fucking up goldfish.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: What about those big motherfuckers though? Do they grab them
• 43:05
  with their hands? Like the big snappers.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Big snapping turtles. Those are for like Bowser.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever seen one in real life?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I've seen the big sea, like the big tortoises in Hawaii,
• 43:16
  but I've never seen a big snapping one.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I saw like a medium one, not a real big one,
• 43:20
  but they look so freaky. Their fucking teeth or that
• 43:25
  beak thing, that mouth.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Fucking jacked up neck too. Yeah. Like a big fucking
• 43:29
  huge thing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Big fucking huge clamped down neck. There's one different type.
• 43:35
  What is that one really crazy looking snapping turtle? Is
• 43:38
  it a gar snapping turtle? I think it is.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: I've never seen this one before.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Whoa, what the fuck is that?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: A mata mata turtle.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: What the fuck kind of head is that? It's a
• 43:49
  triangle head.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a UFO.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: With a weird nose.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: It's eating a goldfish too? There you go. Oh, he
• 43:59
  just swallows it whole. What a weird looking creature. If
• 44:04
  you told me yesterday that this didn't exist, I would
• 44:06
  have believed you. If you told me yesterday this is AI.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: What's the reasoning that a lot of these species go
• 44:14
  flat heads?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Good question.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Mixing the bottom of the.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Because you slip right into the shell, I'm sure.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you fit better in the shell.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: But you go hammerhead and heads like that and fucking
• 44:25
  stingrays and shit just turns flat. Flounder.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Right. That's a weird one. Two eyeballs on one side.
• 44:32
  What the fuck is that? So this is a very
• 44:34
  timid turtle eating the goldfish. He's just... The ones that
• 44:38
  I had, they swam after the goldfish and grabbed them.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Look at this fucking thing. Whoa!
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Alligator snapping turtle.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one. Alligator. This one is the one
• 44:49
  that turns into fucking Donatello.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Look at the face on that fucker.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: See its tongue down there?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, so its tongue looks like a goldfish?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: A little worm.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: So it tricks him?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Come get some.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Look.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, snap. Nature's so evil. It gave me a lure
• 45:05
  in my mouth.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Nature has no mercy, man. Nope. No mercy.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: No mercy.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: We were talking about smoking this. I saw this today
• 45:12
  that UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008
• 45:15
  to be banned from smoking.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: What?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: It hasn't passed. It has to.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm
• 45:24
  going to light up a cigar. Fuck them.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: It says this.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: That's a crazy one.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it,
• 45:30
  but I looked it up.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: There's articles about it. It's a draft law, they say,
• 45:36
  which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I think.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I'm opening up a fresh box for them. Fuck you.
• 45:42
  That's crazy. But that's just, we were talking about this yesterday.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: They love having their fucking thumb on you.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: It's government. It's like when they expand government, they got
• 45:52
  to give government something to do. So what do they do?
• 45:54
  They come up with more rules and regulations. And they
• 45:57
  come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations.
• 46:00
  Even if they don't make any sense.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: More bills. Pass this. Pass that. I got a fucking...
• 46:03
  Everyone has an idea. Every new politician has their ideas.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: And they all want to fucking control you. That's what
• 46:09
  they want to do. More than anything, they want to
• 46:11
  control you. That's their favorite sport. Their favorite sport is
• 46:14
  telling you what to do.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I just had a beautiful dinner with our mayor of
• 46:19
  New York, Mamdani.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: How is he? Do you like him?
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: He was... He's 34 years old, bro. I know. I've
• 46:25
  never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with
• 46:27
  a mayor who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Didn't he rap for a while?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I don't acknowledge that. That's hilarious. No, but he's a
• 46:41
  very nice guy. We had a nice dinner. I didn't
• 46:43
  speak politics. I'm not really one of those guys. We
• 46:45
  just talked shit.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what the fuck do I know? I don't
• 46:49
  know shit.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know shit either.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Exactly, so.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: The thing that I would always be most concerned is
• 46:54
  who's financing him, what is their agenda, what are they
• 46:57
  trying to get him to do? Because it's always money.
• 47:00
  It's always about money. People are discovering New York City Mondani's.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a fucking crazy picture, right?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: He's rapping with an apron on. What's that about? Mr.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Cardamom.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It's a wild one.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Shame the guy for his mistakes of the past. Let's just,
• 47:16
  you know... He's just doing some wild stuff, like with
• 47:19
  taxes and things. Like he's trying to tax these billionaires.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: I saw that. What I'd like him to do is-
• 47:24
  Want one of these, brother? Yeah, sure.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: What I'd like him to do is fucking help alleviate-
• 47:30
  Thank you, senor. Help alleviate taxes for people who are
• 47:35
  born and raised New Yorkers. I shouldn't have to pay
• 47:38
  for everyone else's bullshit.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: At least give me a little break.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Not just that, but- Thank you. They should be responsible
• 47:45
  with where the tax dollars go. So before asking you
• 47:48
  for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: That's not a fucking big request. That's like a pretty
• 47:55
  simple thing to ask for. But nobody says that. All
• 47:57
  they ever say is we need to tax you more.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: This year was a mess. He came into all of
• 48:01
  us when it was a shit storm of literal horrible weather.
• 48:06
  And the fucking city was an honest garbage hole. It
• 48:09
  was a shit mess.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: It got real bad with snow, right?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Fucking seven feet high piles of garbage. Like, disgrace.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Now, why was that?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Because, I don't know. I would say the union rep
• 48:22
  wasn't allowing the workers to fucking go and clean shit.
• 48:25
  I love your honesty. When they're at odds. Listen, I
• 48:29
  don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know either.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: You know, when they're at odds, they're at odds.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Well, so there was a union strike.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: They don't allow... They don't allow... Any of the sanitation
• 48:42
  people to move a muscle unless their union rep says
• 48:45
  it's okay. You go and sit in the fucking truck
• 48:48
  and take a nap until we tell you to move. Right.
• 48:52
  I'm with them. Me too.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm with them.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Because out of all the fraud that's existing in that city,
• 48:58
  all the waste that they've showed, that is one thing
• 49:01
  you should fucking pay people for because the job sucks.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: And it's super necessary.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: It's the most necessary job. To close Jorge Masvidal.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, super necessary.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Super necessary.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You fucking have to pick up the garbage, goddammit. Pay
• 49:14
  those fucking people. I mean, are they asking for unreasonable
• 49:17
  amounts when you find out how much money you spent
• 49:19
  on the fucking home? situation and it never got better
• 49:21
  at all I bet they're getting paid more than the
• 49:24
  garbage people.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sure but they get good pensions everyone works for
• 49:27
  a pension it's all for security pension is fucking dental
• 49:32
  how many times are you going to do dental.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah but you should also get paid if you're moving
• 49:38
  garbage you should get paid well Period. And for people
• 49:41
  to go, oh, it's an unskilled job. That's a back-breaking job.
• 49:45
  You're slinging around bags all day and picking up cans
• 49:49
  and yanking on levers.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Far from unskilled.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not unskilled. You try and drive that fucking truck.
• 49:55
  It's also dangerous. You're hanging off the back of the
• 49:57
  truck sometimes. You're out there in the weather. It's fucking hard.
• 50:02
  You could hurt your back. It's fucking hard. It's a
• 50:04
  hard job. They should get paid well. And anybody who
• 50:06
  doesn't think that is a cunt.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You should definitely be paid well.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: That's the thing about this world. Everybody's greedy. They want
• 50:14
  it all for themselves.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Here's one thing they're doing I just found online. They're
• 50:18
  adding these giant bins, which maybe is better than piles, but.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: My boy.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would definitely be better than piles. They're always
• 50:26
  adding these fucking bins.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the problem with that is.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a $ 100 garbage can
• 50:31
  for your house back in the day from his cousin.
• 50:33
  This is what I was told from my man in
• 50:35
  Middle Village.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: $ 100. My boy Connie Gorgeous told me. $ 100. You have
• 50:42
  to buy a fucking new garbage can for your house
• 50:44
  one way or another, no matter what, from Eric Adams' cousin.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Show that again, Jamie.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: $ 100.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So that actually makes more sense, though, that they're doing
• 50:54
  this big, because that also probably, the problem is if
• 50:56
  it does keep the rats out, then what are the
• 50:58
  rats going to eat? Then you're going to have a
• 50:59
  bigger rat problem. New York's got a fucking giant rat problem.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I've been seeing less lately.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Because they're hiding.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been seeing less. Well, it's about to be summertime,
• 51:10
  so they're going to come out. Once again, if they
• 51:13
  pick the fucking garbage up, there'll be less rat.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: If they stop doing all the construction. I mean, that's
• 51:20
  what breeds these rats that come out.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You're digging these fucks up. You're disturbing their house.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they rely on people to eat. The thing is,
• 51:29
  it's a completely coexisting.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: It's like those monkeys in the Philippines.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: It's an ecosystem. The rats and the people are an
• 51:38
  ecosystem because the rats eat human garbage. And they live
• 51:42
  piled up around humans for a reason. So they could
• 51:44
  eat our garbage. And during the pandemic, it was a
• 51:47
  real fucking problem because no one was going to restaurants
• 51:49
  for a while. So the rats were everywhere. They were
• 51:51
  freaking out. They're eating each other. Rats do eat each other.
• 51:55
  I had a rat eat, well, a bunch of rats
• 51:58
  ate a dead rat in my garage once. yeah he
• 52:02
  died big fat rat too he died i heard the
• 52:05
  trap go off but it was like 10 o'clock at
• 52:07
  nine i was like fuck it i'll deal with it
• 52:08
  in the morning i got up in the morning there
• 52:10
  was nothing left but his tail there was like some
• 52:13
  skin the feet and the tail they ate his entire body.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah now there was a whole like garage full like
• 52:20
  one of those uh I don't know, like a storage space.
• 52:23
  But in the street, you just heard them fucking the
• 52:27
  gate would be knocking back and forth like they're having
• 52:30
  a goddamn underground fucking strike force in there.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: That's why when people get upset about coyotes, listen.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Bro, I heard them recently.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You need them.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Bro, the fucking pack of coyotes howling and screaming during feeding.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: In New York City.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Well, upstate.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: They do it in New York City, too. They find
• 52:49
  them in... The Central Park.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like an hour and a half away was really
• 52:53
  something else.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they had a lot of them up there.
• 52:55
  But you need them. Otherwise, you're going to have rats everywhere. Like,
• 52:57
  there's a balance to all this shit. Just don't leave
• 52:59
  your cat outside.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: No. I saw a fucking owl like this outside. Really?
• 53:05
  Fucking in the daytime.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Let me reset this.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Rats hiding. I think this was.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. They fucking.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they hiding your engine.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Bro, rat ate my fucking boy's BMW engine. All the wiring.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. They chewed up all the insulation. Well,
• 53:26
  that's just... That's not dead rats, right? What is that?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It's not alive ones.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the stuff, though? I think that's the stuff
• 53:34
  of the ceiling.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's the insulation above the roof of the...
• 53:39
  All right. Above the engine. It's just they nested in
• 53:43
  this guy's place.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this says that the trash bins are going to
• 53:47
  get rid of a lot of the.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: How the fuck do we know?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: You're not going to lower. The thing is, didn't we
• 53:54
  figure out that the number of rats in New York
• 53:56
  City is pretty similar to the number of people?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I would probably say it out. It outdoes it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: How could you?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: It's just so slow.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: They don't really know. But someone had told me that
• 54:07
  the biomass of rats was the same as the biomass
• 54:10
  of people in New York City, meaning the weight. But
• 54:13
  we looked that up and that doesn't seem to be true.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: But if it's true, it takes much more to make
• 54:18
  up one human being. So there's going to be 10
• 54:20
  times more.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people read things or write things down and it's
• 54:25
  just not accurate. Because like there are a lot of
• 54:29
  cases where small things have a crazy biomass. Like I
• 54:33
  think the biomass of ants is similar to the biomass
• 54:37
  of human beings on Earth. Wow. Find out if that's true.
• 54:42
  Put that into perplexity.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: You ever see the ants that have that little honey butt?
• 54:45
  They have a little ball of honey on their ass?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have seen that. What's that for?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: It's a taste.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Come get some.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: It should be delicious.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Come get some.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Give me that fucking ass.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Imagine if ladies started having that. That's the new thing.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I'd eat so much ass.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: No nose ring. Now they just have a honey pot
• 55:00
  on their ass.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: A honey ass. That's how you capture me.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Ants on Earth together have about 20%
• 55:07
  of the biomass of all humans. When measured as dry
• 55:11
  carbon mass.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: What about insects in general? Maybe that's where they fucked up.
• 55:19
  What is the biomass of all insects compared to the
• 55:23
  biomass of people?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: What are you typing this in? What is this?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, beautiful. Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: On a global scale, total biomass of all insects is
• 55:34
  several times larger than human biomass.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: And all this is Smithsonian. Bugs. I love fucking bugs.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I love bugs.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: We're lucky they're little.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I know, you're right. There's a real, like, there's a
• 55:52
  generous amount of species up where I'm at, and I
• 55:55
  really enjoy them recently. You can't be upset at them,
• 55:58
  because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you're in upstate?
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Upstate's beautiful, but check yourself for ticks.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, I do all the time. All the time.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Upstate's got a lot of Lyme.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: He got bit by a tick recently. He caught it
• 56:13
  three days later. He already had it, but he's good now.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Did he go and immediately get the antibiotics? Yeah. That's
• 56:18
  what you got to do. When you get that Lyme disease,
• 56:20
  you got to get it quick.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Where do you think they usually capture you? Like around
• 56:23
  the crevasses?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like your legs, your ankles.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fine.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Where they climb up on your pants.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: But as long as they don't go up in the
• 56:29
  fucking Netherlands. Yeah, the nether region.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: That would suck. But I think it's a systemic issue
• 56:34
  more than it is the initial bite. The bite, though...
• 56:37
  To know that if you've got Lyme disease, a couple
• 56:39
  days after the infection, it starts getting like a bullseye
• 56:42
  around it. And that to a lot of people is–
• 56:46
  that's the big sign that you've got Lyme disease. But
• 56:49
  sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle is
• 56:52
  gone and the doctor doesn't believe them. I've had this
• 56:54
  happen to a friend of mine who's a very smart guy.
• 56:56
  And him and his son both got Lyme disease and
• 56:59
  he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it
• 57:02
  was Lyme disease until his kids started getting– what's that
• 57:06
  mouth thing? Guillain-Barre. How do you say that?
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Guillain-Barre syndrome?
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Is that what you say?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Guillain? Guillain-Barre syndrome? Half your face gets paralyzed.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, fucking hell. Bell's palsy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Right, but there's a name for it. I think it's
• 57:22
  Guillain-Barre is very similar because I knew a guy who
• 57:27
  had that, and it was the same thing, and he
• 57:29
  was diagnosed with Guillain-Barre.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Does it go back?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it went back.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: It does say that.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Dice Clay had it for a while.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dice Clay had half of his face, and he
• 57:38
  was going on stage with it. He didn't give a fuck.
• 57:40
  Guillain-Barre syndrome, facial weakness or paralysis.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I bet you no one even noticed.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: With Dice, he talked about it. He brought it up.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: It was pretty obvious. That's what I'm saying. He was
• 57:48
  just fucking talking about that.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: No, but it was pretty obvious. Like, half his face
• 57:51
  was like this. It was crazy. Half his face just
• 57:53
  wouldn't move.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Not good. Fucking shit happens, man. You got to just
• 58:01
  deal with things as they come.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: You can't really, like, who the fuck knows what this
• 58:06
  world is about and why things happen, bro.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, be careful of ticks.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Because those bitches, they're trying to get you. And those
• 58:13
  little fuckers, a large percentage of them on the East
• 58:16
  Coast carry Lyme disease.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: For sure. For sure. Yeah. They're diseased little pricks. I
• 58:22
  spray myself with a nice geranium spray.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Geranium?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: There's an elixir. It's like a natural lavender, geranium oil,
• 58:30
  all kinds of shit that you spray on yourself that repels.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that doesn't make them want to bite
• 58:34
  you more?
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: It repels.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: For sure?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: It brings other things, but it takes those guys away.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: It brings in ankle bracelets?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. I got ankle bracelets and fucking Brahma Bull
• 58:45
  nose ring. When I was in Mexico City, I was dressed.
• 58:50
  I bought a fucking jade, like yade. It's from over there.
• 58:54
  I brought a jade necklace that was a little bit
• 58:56
  too tight. So it looked like a choker. Like a dog? Yeah,
• 59:00
  my boy told me I looked like I had my
• 59:02
  nipple pierced in the picture that I showed him. Yeah,
• 59:04
  I looked like a fucking bear. I had circular glasses.
• 59:09
  a scruff. You could see a little bit of this scruff. Two,
• 59:15
  two chokers. This is what I'm saying. You act different
• 59:18
  on vacation. Two, I had a fucking amber choker and
• 59:22
  a jade choker.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: You would be killing it in the bear community. If
• 59:25
  you ever want to switch teams, you would dominate the
• 59:28
  bear community. Right? Just do it for fun.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Like, fuck it. We'll fuck some guys up. What's up?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: What were we just asking? What was the question? I
• 59:40
  thought I had a question.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I forgot. You got all off track with that comment.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's Bear Talk.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Bear Talk 101. What were we.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Just talking about before that, though? Bugs.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Bugs.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Ticks.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Ticks. Lyme disease. Guillain-Barre. There's another one that's out now.
• 1:00:01
  There's another disease that's out that people are getting called alpha-gal,
• 1:00:04
  and it's from a tick called the Lone Star tick,
• 1:00:06
  and it makes you allergic to red meat. That one
• 1:00:11
  you cannot get, my friend.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: No, that's fucked up. I don't want that.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: That is not for you.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: That would ruin everything in your life.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Bro, I've been eating so many fucking bone-in fillets. It's
• 1:00:19
  been crazy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I can't get that tick.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: I need those gains.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: There's no other gains like that, right?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Bison. I've been eating a lot of, like, gains things,
• 1:00:28
  I guess. My diet is sweet potatoes and game.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: There you go. Sweet potatoes. Phenomenal.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I exchanged the pasta for the sweet potato.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Do you eat rice?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: A little bit. A touch. A touch. Is that no good?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I hear conflicting things. I like it.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: White rice.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that I eat that I like.
• 1:00:51
  I just eat them because I like it. Like, when
• 1:00:53
  I'm eating spaghetti, I'm under no illusion.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you know what you're eating.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing. I'm not under an illusion.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: You like a good pasta. I know that.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I do, I do.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Evan Funk pasta, right?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I know you like a good Evan Funk pasta.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: That dude, that dude can cook.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I had him on my show early on, like, before
• 1:01:08
  all his, like, his success and just kicked it off.
• 1:01:12
  I loved his, he's a fucking trip.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: He's the man. And he is.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: When you care like that.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Aficionado, yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: There's another guy, Stefan Secchi in New York. Oh, my God.
• 1:01:22
  Stefano Cecchi is another sicko. Make amazing al Matarano. You know,
• 1:01:27
  it's all about the wooden dowel. That's how they make
• 1:01:30
  the pasta. It's all old style. Nothing extruded. All with
• 1:01:36
  the thing. Yeah. With the Matarano. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Evans places, you can watch them make the pasta. You know,
• 1:01:43
  he's got Mother Wolf. He's got Funk. Is it Funky
• 1:01:46
  or Funk? How do you pronounce it?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I call him Funk. It's like
• 1:01:49
  Terry Funk.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Right. Probably Funk.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Are they making tortellini here?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: No, that's Stefano. Oh, my God.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Look how good that looks.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: This man right here, when I went to Osteria Francescana
• 1:02:03
  in Modena.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I love how you said that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Massimo Battura's place. It was like the number one restaurant
• 1:02:10
  for many years. He was the chef there that was
• 1:02:12
  making all the food. He was like a young man.
• 1:02:14
  And then when he opened his restaurant, Resdor, in New York,
• 1:02:17
  it was like, He takes such good care of my
• 1:02:20
  mother as well. Like, yo, they just go above and beyond.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: He's a beautiful guy. This is art. Like, the way
• 1:02:27
  he's making this food, this is art. This is a
• 1:02:29
  work of art. He's performing art.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Who do I have? I had fucking Devin Haney in
• 1:02:33
  the kitchen with me making pasta with him.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. You know, I like to bring these guys
• 1:02:37
  in and do weird things.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Devin Haney making pasta. Bro, Yuri, bro. I know.
• 1:02:48
  Holy fucking shit.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Crazy. What an animal. Well, I mean— How ridiculous. That
• 1:02:54
  was so— it' s like.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You kind of got to look at it two ways.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I saw it happening, right? Like, oh shit, yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: You got to look at it two ways. One, you
• 1:03:02
  got to look at it from Yuri's perspective. Like, he
• 1:03:05
  had it there. The fight was over. The guy was hurt.
• 1:03:08
  But you also look at it from Carlos' perspective. Carlos
• 1:03:12
  Olberg is hurt. He can't move his right leg. They're
• 1:03:14
  probably going to stop it in between rounds. And Uri,
• 1:03:18
  he can't move. So Uri's just pot-shotting him. And he's
• 1:03:22
  kicking his one good leg. He's kicking his one good leg.
• 1:03:25
  And then, boom, he clips him with a left hook.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, with the one punch that he's known for.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Not just that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: The step-back hook.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: The one punch that you can throw if your right
• 1:03:35
  leg is hurt. A check hook.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Because when you, the check hook is one of the, like,
• 1:03:41
  Alexander Volkanovsky actually did a really good breakdown of this
• 1:03:45
  on YouTube. But what he was talking about is the
• 1:03:47
  check hook, you put all the weight on the front
• 1:03:49
  leg a lot. Because as the person's coming, a lot
• 1:03:52
  of the weight as you uncork the punch is on
• 1:03:54
  that front leg. And Olberg, that's a snake. Like the
• 1:03:58
  way he throws that left hook is so fast.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: It was perfect.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: It was the perfect punch.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: He threw one just to get the distance on the
• 1:04:07
  first one and then clipped him again.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: But Yuri, man, it looked like I watched. I know
• 1:04:14
  you were watching as well, watching in real time. But
• 1:04:16
  it just looked like he got upset that he hurt
• 1:04:19
  his knee and he.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Was like, fuck, fuck. He clearly did get upset. I
• 1:04:22
  really do think that he got upset. I do think
• 1:04:25
  that's true.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: But it makes no difference on.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Carlos got him. Yeah, Carlos got him.
• 1:04:30
  He fucked up.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: That's a clean win.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: But that's part. Yeah, it's part of fighting. Like, you
• 1:04:34
  have to be ruthless. Like Khalil Roundtree is one of
• 1:04:38
  the nicest guys you're ever going to meet. When he
• 1:04:40
  fought Modestus Bukakis, he sidekicked his knee sideways and blew
• 1:04:43
  it apart.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: That was nuts.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: And Khalil is one of the nicest guys alive. But
• 1:04:48
  when you're in there, he's trying to do it to you.
• 1:04:50
  You're trying to do it to him. And if his
• 1:04:52
  leg gets blown out, you have to take advantage of
• 1:04:54
  it because he would take advantage of it on you.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: I've been watching for a long time. I've been watching
• 1:04:58
  Khalil for a long time since the beginning. I remember
• 1:05:01
  the change when he went to Thailand. There was this change.
• 1:05:05
  He came back from Thailand and that's what he did.
• 1:05:08
  That was his first fight when he was fucking.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: The first fight was Eric Anders.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he looked totally different.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and DC were like, what happened? Right? Because
• 1:05:17
  he was always good.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: With the front leg and just like all tight movements.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: He was super sharp. He was super sharp.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: That was nuts.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's it. Oh, my God. So horrible. So
• 1:05:28
  horrible to watch. Oh, my God. Just perfect sidekick to
• 1:05:31
  the knee. Just blew his shit apart. That guy was
• 1:05:34
  out for over a year.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so nasty when you see it sideways.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, because it started at the thigh.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see it, Jamie. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, bro, it started at the thigh.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Show me some Khalil Rountree versus Eric Anders. So Eric
• 1:05:51
  Anders is one of the toughest fucking human beings to
• 1:05:54
  ever live.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Because he was getting lit up. His legs were getting destroyed,
• 1:05:59
  and he never even flinched. He never even made an
• 1:06:02
  owl face. It was never like, there's nothing. He just...
• 1:06:06
  dead stoic the entire time. And then I asked him afterwards, oh,
• 1:06:10
  fuck yeah, that shit hurt.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: But guys like Eric Anders, he's been in the UFC
• 1:06:14
  for 10 years.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Decent career.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Super smart guy. Invested his money, bought a bunch of houses.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Very clever.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's great.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Very smart. Yeah, he's smart. That's good to know. Yeah,
• 1:06:23
  he's planning. And he's just a cool dude to talk to,
• 1:06:26
  but When Khalil came, like, we were looking at him.
• 1:06:29
  It's like he's moving like a tie, like the hand movements, everything.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he came back totally different.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: That light front foot.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: It was like full-on Muay Thai. And Khalil's always been
• 1:06:38
  super fast. Like, one of his strengths is that he
• 1:06:42
  can hit guys before they even calculate. Like, his speed
• 1:06:46
  when he's, like, really going after you, like in the
• 1:06:48
  Jamal Hill fight, he's got speed that confuses guys because
• 1:06:51
  they're like, oh, shit, like, you've got to recalibrate because
• 1:06:54
  this guy moves faster than any of the middleweights.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Nasty elbows.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: And he's a light heavyweight.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: He's nasty, like, just. He's like, well, I shouldn't say to.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Any middleweight, but he moves like a middleweight. That's what
• 1:07:04
  I should say. He's got, like, middleweight speed but a
• 1:07:07
  light heavyweight frame. And he just started lighting them up
• 1:07:12
  with like pure Thai technique. And this was the perfect
• 1:07:15
  kind of showcase for him because Eric's not like a
• 1:07:17
  big wrestler.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Eric's kind of a brawler. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: And with a guy like Khalil, especially since Eric fights southpaw.
• 1:07:25
  So when you fight southpaw and Khalil fights southpaw, it
• 1:07:28
  really opens up that left leg to get attacked or
• 1:07:32
  the right leg, excuse me, to get attacked. Because your
• 1:07:35
  power leg is behind you, whereas you're fighting normal people
• 1:07:37
  that are orthodox. It's usually you have to kick them
• 1:07:40
  with an inside kick if you're a southpaw. But southpaw
• 1:07:43
  to southpaw like this, Khalil just can light that leg
• 1:07:46
  on fire. Oh, it was fucking– but it was the
• 1:07:51
  sound it was making. Like when we were there, it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Was like slap. This was memorably different.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Well, he had just gotten really tuned in, man. When
• 1:07:59
  he was in Thailand, he got really tuned in. Particularly– oh,
• 1:08:02
  you already got it in the second round. It's particularly
• 1:08:04
  the first round.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: He got tuned up before this, right, which made him
• 1:08:06
  go there, which made him go to Thailand.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Johnny Walker.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: So Johnny Walker clipped him with an elbow from the clinch.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: He hit him with a Thai elbow and KO'd him.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Back when Johnny Walker was very explosive and Johnny Walker
• 1:08:19
  was very wild. He fought wild. He fights more calculated now.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like after the worm, it was a wrap.
• 1:08:26
  After he hurt himself.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: That worm thing was crazy.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: The shoulder is one of the worst things to hurt
• 1:08:32
  and then get surgery on it. It never comes back, right?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: He blew it apart, too.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Doing the worm.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You can't make that shit up, bro. Was that Mishus
• 1:08:40
  or Kornoff? I don't know who he fought during that fight,
• 1:08:47
  but it was– he fought a good guy. And it's
• 1:08:49
  like Johnny Walker, when he was winning in the early
• 1:08:54
  days of his fights in the UFC, he was just, yeah.
• 1:08:57
  It's Cirkunov, right? Yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Like, that kind of shit.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Like, these flying elbows. Like, wild, reckless. But he got
• 1:09:03
  KO'd a few times by some really technical people. And
• 1:09:06
  then he tried to be, yeah, right there. Like, he
• 1:09:11
  fucked his elbow up or his shoulder up.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I've jumped on the bed like that and hurt my
• 1:09:14
  fucking arm. You know, when you jump on the bed.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he blew it apart.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: You forget that your arm is connected.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: He fell like that and like immediately blew his shoulder out. God,
• 1:09:24
  it's so silly.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Fucking horrible. Look at him. Looks like he KO'd himself.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can see it pop out.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Terrible, bro.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Terrible. Some people just shoot themselves in the dick. I know,
• 1:09:35
  they do.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of people that do. A lot
• 1:09:38
  of people ruin their life for no fucking reason. They
• 1:09:41
  can't help it.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I go through life trying not to shoot myself in
• 1:09:45
  the dick.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. It's like one of my cardinal rules.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Cardinal.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I think everybody should abide by that. Don't shoot yourself
• 1:09:51
  in the dick, if you can avoid it.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: If you can avoid it. If not, there you go.
• 1:09:55
  Thank you, sir. You're welcome.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: But, you know, fighters are wild people. They're doing a
• 1:09:59
  wild thing. Like, it's part of what makes them great
• 1:10:02
  is that they take these crazy chances. They're just nuts.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: What am I, silly?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, you lift the top.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: The top top. It flips back. There you go. And
• 1:10:12
  then push that button up. There you go.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: There it is. I'm used to a torch.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I hear you.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I'm excited for this.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: The Yuri thing was like, sorry. No, no. The Yuri
• 1:10:25
  thing was like, I understand his perspective, you know, that
• 1:10:29
  he did fuck up and he could have attacked and
• 1:10:31
  been smarter. But you can't have that excuse. He really
• 1:10:36
  was upset. You could tell he was upset right when.
• 1:10:39
  Carlos Oberg's knee blew out. But here's the thing that
• 1:10:42
  impressed me the most.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: He's upset at him for fucking blowing his knee out.
• 1:10:45
  What are you going to do?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Well, he was upset at the moment, right? He wanted
• 1:10:47
  it to be a clean victory, right? But Carlos wasn't upset.
• 1:10:52
  That was what I was most impressed with. That guy
• 1:10:54
  never lost composure. He tried a switch kick, a jumping
• 1:10:57
  switch kick to the head.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: To see if it worked.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: And his leg fell out again and he fell down
• 1:11:01
  again and scrambled. But he never lost composure. He never
• 1:11:06
  showed anxiety in his face. Just a stone-cold killer looking
• 1:11:10
  for his moment, and he found it. Those guys.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Yep. CKB guys.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That's a world champion. For real. That's a world champion.
• 1:11:15
  I mean, that's how you really become a world champion.
• 1:11:18
  You have a blown-out knee, and you find a way
• 1:11:21
  to KO a guy who's this wild, aggressive, awkward dude,
• 1:11:26
  you know, and he's coming after you. You got a
• 1:11:27
  blown-out knee, and you just blink. Perfect fucking left hook.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Those guys from the South Pacific are a different breed.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Well, he certainly is.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's got phenomenal camp. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:40
  The camp is unheard of.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the camp is phenomenal. Eugene Behrman, the guy who's
• 1:11:45
  the head coach, super fucking smart dude.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I went down there 2018. I went down there and
• 1:11:51
  I saw Izzy before the Brunson fight. And it was
• 1:11:56
  like in the old CKB and I had them come
• 1:11:58
  through and Eugene came out. I was DJing in New
• 1:12:02
  Zealand for an evening at my friend's restaurant, and I
• 1:12:05
  had him come out. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was dope.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool. You were DJing at a restaurant?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I was DJing. I play all kinds of fucking weird
• 1:12:13
  70s funk African music, Brazilian music. I just happened to
• 1:12:18
  be down there, and everyone came through. It was a
• 1:12:20
  good time.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, here's something that people are saying is real that's not,
• 1:12:23
  but I found out today. Everyone's saying that Hamza Chamayev
• 1:12:26
  and Gordon Ryan are going to wrestle. It's not true.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: RAF? Yeah. I like RAF.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I like RAF, too.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: I like this. It's like something new and exciting.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I don't particularly love the action. I like wrestling, but
• 1:12:40
  it's not as exciting as the entirety of the event.
• 1:12:45
  You understand?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Right. I know what you're saying.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: The press conference, the people involved, the actual moves. I
• 1:12:52
  prefer fighting and just a different type of combat.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: But it still gets me going. I enjoy it a lot.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Look, it's the most important skill in MMA.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: It's the most important skill, but I like when you
• 1:13:03
  mix it. I don't like it singularly more than anything else.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I understand. But the reality is in order to be
• 1:13:12
  at an elite level, you have to do it by itself.
• 1:13:14
  I think for the most part.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: George St. Pierre might be an example of a guy
• 1:13:19
  who violates that law because George didn't really wrestle in
• 1:13:22
  college or high school. He learned how to wrestle from
• 1:13:25
  a bunch of Russian nationals in Montreal.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that works also.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: If you didn't start wrestling when you're five years old,
• 1:13:31
  that's the other way to do it. Two, three years, Dagestan,
• 1:13:34
  that's it, right?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two, three years, Dagestan, forget it.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: And forget. I mean, I'm excited for Khamzat and Sean
• 1:13:43
  Strickland because it'll be in Newark. I'm going to be there. Yeah,
• 1:13:46
  for sure, dog. I'll be right there.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be there, too.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be there. The White House thing, I'm excited for, too.
• 1:13:53
  I want to ask to go, but I don't know.
• 1:13:55
  It seems like a lot of fucking hoopla. I might
• 1:13:58
  just watch it on TV.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I would watch that on TV if I wasn't working there.
• 1:14:02
  I think the Strickland and Hamzat fight is going to
• 1:14:06
  be very interesting. Strickland is not an easy guy to
• 1:14:09
  take down, and he's not an easy guy to hold down,
• 1:14:12
  and he's a very difficult guy to hit on his feet.
• 1:14:14
  He's got a super awkward style. His style is very clever.
• 1:14:20
  It's very different. It's not something that's easy to replicate
• 1:14:23
  as far as timing.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: In the gym. He reminds me of B-Hop.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: A little bit, right?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: He reminds me of B-Hop, but just a little bit
• 1:14:28
  more– not sloppy, just a little bit more– Loose. Loose
• 1:14:33
  and wild.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, loose and wild, and then also it's because he
• 1:14:36
  has other options. It's because he's kicking. It's because he's
• 1:14:39
  taking you down. His teeps, those front kicks are great.
• 1:14:41
  His teep off his front legs, phenomenal.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: He just throws good straight punches, man. Just good, hard,
• 1:14:46
  straight punches.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: His fucking jab is so accurate. People think of a
• 1:14:50
  jab as like, you know, it's not that big a deal.
• 1:14:53
  That guy thumps you in the face with a jab three,
• 1:14:55
  four times. You're kind of fucked. Your nose is broken.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Bleeding or at least bleeding.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Well, there's three kinds of jabs. There's the soft one.
• 1:15:01
  Then there's that step in. There's a fucking hard jab.
• 1:15:04
  You know, he throws them all.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That guy, Asimov Mazurkanov.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: He just lost to Paulo Costa. But that guy has
• 1:15:13
  one of the most evil jabs. He like steps forward
• 1:15:16
  and he like jab hooks at you.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he turns that.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: It's almost like a hook.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: And he knocked out, fuck, what is his name?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Rokic.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: He knocked out Rokic with that one punch. Just stepped
• 1:15:28
  in with a jab.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Rokic's chin went a couple fights ago. But, you know,
• 1:15:33
  Rokic has been in some wars. He's an animal.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: It was a good fight until that moment. But Mazurkanov,
• 1:15:40
  I was so impressed that he just wouldn't abandon that
• 1:15:44
  strategy of going after Paulo Costa.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, Paulo looked good.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: He looked fucking phenomenal. If I was in his corner,
• 1:15:52
  I would say, dude, never go back to middleweight. You
• 1:15:54
  are a fucking light heavyweight champion.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: He's ridiculous. 100%.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: He's a light heavyweight champion.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: One million percent.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: And while this guy, while Carlos Olberg is going to
• 1:16:02
  be out for a year because he's going to have
• 1:16:04
  to get ACL reconstruction, Paulo Costa could be the interim
• 1:16:08
  light heavyweight champion. Like, no doubt, man. I really think
• 1:16:12
  he could pull that off. Dude, at light heavyweight, he's
• 1:16:14
  fucking terrifying.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: It's crazy to go to... He looks like the Holocaust
• 1:16:17
  of old. Oh, man.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: When he was destroying people on his way up to
• 1:16:21
  the ranks, man.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. To see him go from there
• 1:16:24
  and then to have those little hiccups and shit like that,
• 1:16:27
  and it almost seemed like he was a joke at
• 1:16:28
  one point when Izzy humped him and just made him
• 1:16:31
  look fucking so less than as a human being when
• 1:16:35
  he's really just... Izzy mind-fucked him.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Izzy mind-fucked him.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: He fucking... Yeah. He mind-fucked him for years.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: He fucked him over for a couple years, right? For
• 1:16:41
  a couple years. That's how crazy that fight was.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: He's just coming back now. The Luke Rockhold... I think
• 1:16:46
  helped him. But even Luke almost fucking knocked him out.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Bro, that was a great fight. Holy shit.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Why you put that in Utah? Wasn't it in Utah?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: High altitude. Yeah, good point. Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: If that was somewhere else, I don't know.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a great fight.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: And that was like. Luke's like last really great performance
• 1:17:04
  where he still looked like a world caliber fighter.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: But I think Hamzat against Azamat was the best Hamzat. Oh,
• 1:17:11
  excuse me. When I think Paulo, Paulo Costa against Azamat
• 1:17:14
  was the best Paulo Costa I've seen in a long time.
• 1:17:17
  I mean, he looked better because he looked physically stronger.
• 1:17:21
  Like being at light heavyweight didn't at all look like
• 1:17:24
  a stretch. In fact, he looked like a better place
• 1:17:26
  for him. Like when I was listening to the sound
• 1:17:28
  of his punches and his kicks, it was even harder
• 1:17:30
  than before. He didn't look fat at all. He looked
• 1:17:33
  like a perfect light heavyweight. I think he's probably, at
• 1:17:36
  least at this stage in his life, because I think
• 1:17:38
  Paulo's like 34 now.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: He has to be.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: It would be way better for him to compete at
• 1:17:42
  light heavyweight. And 34 is a perfect prime, right?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. At light heavyweight, 34 is almost prime. Yes. Like
• 1:17:49
  at light heavyweight, that's a great age. Sure.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that was like when Izzy was on top of shit.
• 1:17:53
  He was around 34. John Jones was a little younger. Well,
• 1:17:57
  John Jones was the youngest champion in history. That's a
• 1:18:00
  different guy. But when you look at Paulo Costa's performances
• 1:18:04
  and then you look at this last one, you're like,
• 1:18:06
  that might be the best Paulo Costa of all time.
• 1:18:08
  He looked fucking phenomenal. And he ate some big shots
• 1:18:12
  from Azamat and just didn't even flinch.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Didn't even flinch. I can't even imagine how that man
• 1:18:18
  cuts to 185. It's truly unbelievable. That muscle mass that
• 1:18:22
  goes away. During that, it's just like fully deplete your body.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think him at 205 is really the way
• 1:18:29
  to go because I guarantee you he's probably walking around
• 1:18:31
  at about like 230 or something.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: He might be a good fucking heavyweight too.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: He said if Derrick Lewis falls out of the White
• 1:18:39
  House card, he'll step in and fight at heavyweight.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hogan at that
• 1:18:43
  weight because they're both similar body types. I'm not similar.
• 1:18:46
  He's a lot more– How dare you? How dare you
• 1:18:48
  compare I meant weight-wise. They're both around 240, but they
• 1:18:53
  look a lot different.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: A lot different. I don't know if Hogan's ready for
• 1:18:57
  that yet. That's crazy. Unless he can take Paulo down,
• 1:19:00
  he's going to get– that's a– It's fun. It'll be
• 1:19:04
  fun because he'll go after him.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: He's going to go– he's giving– Curtis.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Blades is very different than Paulo Costa. When it comes
• 1:19:10
  to striking, Paulo Costa is fucking terrifying.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: But I've also shook– how do you say?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Shooken?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Shake his hand?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: I shook.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Curtis Blades' hand. Oh, the giant. It's fucking four times
• 1:19:22
  the size of a normal hand.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Curtis Blades is a huge dude.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: To be punched by that hand that many times and
• 1:19:27
  to not go down is pretty impressive.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Well, also impressive for Curtis. Curtis had a blown out
• 1:19:32
  eye socket, a broken nose.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Curtis is the man. I love Curtis. He's a good dude.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: He's got incredible heart. Incredible heart. He just did not,
• 1:19:40
  after all that shit that Josh Hoka talked, he did
• 1:19:42
  not want to lose that man. He gave everything he had.
• 1:19:45
  There was not a moment of quit. In that fight
• 1:19:48
  for Curtis.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have scored it for him if you wanted. Well,
• 1:19:52
  I don't think so. You could, but you could have.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't
• 1:19:54
  think that would be reasonable. But he certainly gave a
• 1:19:58
  great account of himself. Yeah, but that's not fair.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: No, you're right. It's egregious. It could be.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: He might have won a round, but the most important
• 1:20:05
  thing is that guy, he gave it what he had.
• 1:20:08
  He could be proud. He could be proud. That guy,
• 1:20:11
  there's no question at all. That guy left nothing. There
• 1:20:15
  was nothing left in the tank at the end of
• 1:20:16
  that third round. And that's all you could ever ask.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking beautiful fight to watch, especially from heavyweights, man.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: But it makes me sad, too, because I'm like, boy,
• 1:20:24
  you can only do a few of those.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: That's probably the last one.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I always go back to the Cain Velasquez,
• 1:20:31
  Junior Dos Santos ones.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Nasty. Nasty.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Those were so hard to watch, man.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: It's nasty stuff.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Because Cain just didn't get tired. Being in there with
• 1:20:41
  a guy like Cain who didn't get tired, you're constantly
• 1:20:43
  getting punched in the face, constantly. And it's just nothing
• 1:20:45
  but heart keeps you there until the fifth round.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Kane, man. I just want to shake Kane's hand, give
• 1:20:52
  him a hug.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: He's out.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: We were trying to get him on the podcast before
• 1:20:57
  he went in, but the judge wouldn't allow it.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely have him on now, though. I love Kane.
• 1:21:03
  He's in my top. I don't think there's a goat,
• 1:21:05
  a real goat in heavyweight, because I think there's times
• 1:21:08
  where one guy would have beaten all the other guys.
• 1:21:12
  Of course. At times.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Everyone had their moments, though.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in the GOAT category.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I would say in heavyweight, there's a GOAT category. You
• 1:21:20
  got to put Stipe in there because he defended the
• 1:21:23
  heavyweight title more than anybody. He beat Ngannou when Ngannou
• 1:21:26
  was in his fucking prime and got rocked a bunch
• 1:21:28
  of times.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was a crazy fight, too.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Crazy fight. Crazy fight. Crazy fight. So you got to
• 1:21:33
  give it to him. He's always going to be in
• 1:21:36
  the GOAT category. Kane, Fedor, of course. Fedor is like...
• 1:21:41
  The real connoisseur, the real hardcore MMA heads, they're like
• 1:21:47
  Fedor is the GOAT.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: He's the one.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I always say everybody forgets about Fabricio Verdum because Fabricio
• 1:21:52
  Verdum tapped Cain Velasquez, Minotauro Nogueira, and Fedor. And he
• 1:21:56
  tapped Fedor when Fedor was Fedor. Like everybody looks at
• 1:21:59
  a guy like when he lost a bunch of fights
• 1:22:02
  or they didn't go so well for him. And later
• 1:22:04
  in his career, he's in his late 30s. When you
• 1:22:07
  look at Fabricio Verdum in his prime– He's in that range, man.
• 1:22:12
  He beat Cain Velasquez. He beat Mark Hunt with a
• 1:22:15
  flying knee to win the title.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: He has that resume. I mean, at that time, those
• 1:22:20
  were heavy hitters.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Bro, I mean, he beat the best of the best.
• 1:22:24
  He beat them all. And he tapped three of the
• 1:22:26
  all-time greats. Those are Minotauro, for sure, when he was
• 1:22:29
  in pride. He's in the GOAT category. But then you
• 1:22:32
  got to give it more, like Fedor's a notch above
• 1:22:35
  him because Fedor beat him and beat him with ground
• 1:22:37
  and pound. But then the other guys are Cain Velasquez. And,
• 1:22:41
  you know, you always got to think Kane, prime Kane
• 1:22:43
  against anybody ever. Man, who knows? Prime Kane was just
• 1:22:47
  an unstoppable tornado of punches and takedowns and no tired,
• 1:22:52
  no fatigue. It's not coming. Like, you think he's going
• 1:22:55
  to get tired? He's never going to get tired. He's
• 1:22:56
  going to keep punching you in the face. Top-tier wrestling.
• 1:22:59
  Top-tier wrestling. And fucking Fabricio tapped him, too.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: And he's Mexican.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Mexican. A lot of Mexicans have great cardio, man.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: They have great cardio and unbelievable fucking heart and chin.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's from high altitude genetics, you know?
• 1:23:15
  It's the genetics from warriors.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: It's warrior genetics. Right.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: It's 100%.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Volkanovski has the same thing, just from a different type
• 1:23:24
  of indigenous tribe, you know? Yes. The Macedonians and the
• 1:23:30
  crazy fucking... The up in the mountain people. Right. That
• 1:23:35
  are five, six with hands like fucking.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Marab.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Marab.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Perfect example.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Warrior genetics.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: That dude. I've never. A lot of these athletes, if
• 1:23:48
  they had. It's like if they had a little size,
• 1:23:51
  they'd be playing any professional sport. Right. You know? Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: For sure. Especially if you have the mental toughness to
• 1:23:57
  reach championship level.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: But I've also seen a lot of fighters can't throw
• 1:24:01
  a fuck in baseball. A lot of fighters, they can't
• 1:24:04
  do anything else. Like, I grew up playing baseball. I
• 1:24:07
  could play every single sport because of the dexterity baseball
• 1:24:10
  showed me. I feel like baseball and basketball are the
• 1:24:14
  main sports to show the child early to create dexterity.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: That's a good sport for competitive drive, too.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: And gymnastics. I've heard Khabib say that you keep your
• 1:24:26
  child in gymnastics until they're 10. Then they can do
• 1:24:28
  martial arts. I'm following father's plan.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Well, that's actually very smart because then you develop crazy
• 1:24:34
  body control.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's fucking shredded. Six years old, shredded already, bro.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Right? From gymnastics.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I've never had an ab. Not even as a child.
• 1:24:45
  I've always had a fucking little bubba. I've always been
• 1:24:49
  a little bubba. Hey, man, it's part of your charm.
• 1:24:52
  It is, it is part of my charm. If I
• 1:24:53
  was shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: You think so? Let's find out.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Let's find out, because I'll be fucking shirtless everywhere, posing.
• 1:25:01
  They might not like that. Try this one.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this light is... Died out on me. Oh, I
• 1:25:09
  buy them new, and they still die out quick.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Gotta get you a torch.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: This is a.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: That's like a mini, that's like a little... You gotta
• 1:25:16
  get you the... Like a mini welder. Mmm. The mini
• 1:25:21
  welding one works well. Whoa. Underwater welding torches for the cigars.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: So this Hamzat and Strickland thing, to me, it's going
• 1:25:30
  to be what can Hamzat do on the feet? Can
• 1:25:33
  he clip them? And can Strickland stop the takedown?
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: I don't even, like, it's so hard to even think
• 1:25:41
  anybody could stop Hamzat right now at anything. It's true.
• 1:25:45
  It's like you're not even going to get to throw
• 1:25:47
  hands at him. He's just going to be smiling, laughing.
• 1:25:48
  You think he's going to fucking take you down. And
• 1:25:51
  manhandle you like no one's ever been manhandled before.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: His timing and his takedowns is fucking insane.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Watching the training, the speed. And he's like, it's equivalent
• 1:26:02
  to like Allen Iverson doing a crossover. He's doing it
• 1:26:06
  with that type of like flair.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: If I was going to make an argument against it,
• 1:26:12
  I would say he's handling guys that don't have a
• 1:26:15
  big background in elite wrestling. They're not like elite grapplers.
• 1:26:19
  The guy that he fought that was an elite grappler
• 1:26:21
  gave him problems. Gilbert Burns, right? Gilbert Burns, for sure.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Burns fucked him up, too.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: He did, but that was like more stand-up fucking him up.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Gilbert Burns, if you took him down.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Gilbert can get back up to his feet.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: He's one of the most elite players on the floor, right?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, especially back then. Gilbert just retired.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Gilbert.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: Tremendous career.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Tremendous. But they were banging it out, and Hamzat fought
• 1:26:45
  a completely different kind of fight. He tried to slug
• 1:26:47
  it out, and I think his ego got in the
• 1:26:48
  way because Gilbert clipped him a couple times.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: A couple times. Dropped him, rocked him. Gilbert was a
• 1:26:53
  wild boy. I was fucking screaming during that one.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: In his prime, Gilbert was so fucking game. He was
• 1:27:00
  so dangerous, man. He knocks people out. So I was
• 1:27:04
  going to say Kamaru. Kamaru Usman. And that was a
• 1:27:07
  short notice fight that Kamaru took at 185. Unbelievable fight.
• 1:27:10
  And in the third round, Kamaru was winning. I was like,
• 1:27:12
  this would have been very interesting if it was a
• 1:27:14
  five-round fight. 100%.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, it's hard to predict, but
• 1:27:18
  Kamaru had the, he had the momentum 100%.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: If it was a five-round fight and if Kamaru had
• 1:27:23
  a full camp. Because when you're taking a fight on
• 1:27:25
  that short notice like that, you don't trust in your wind.
• 1:27:29
  Like you would trust in your wind if you just
• 1:27:30
  went through 12 weeks of hell. where you just know
• 1:27:33
  you're in fucking tippy top.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Was his knee barking also?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sure his knee's always barking. He's such a warrior.
• 1:27:39
  When he gets in there, he fights like it doesn't matter.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, they were in the wrestling positions
• 1:27:43
  for a while where he wasn't able to really do much. Well,
• 1:27:47
  he defended.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: He defended. Hamzat wasn't able to do anything to him.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It was like a stalemate kind
• 1:27:51
  of thing. They were just like there.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Where with everybody else, Hamzat basically ragdolls them, mounts them, gets.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Them down, submits them. Kevin Holland just rolls you around.
• 1:27:58
  It was like a fucking video game, like Rolling Thunder.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: That was crazy. And him and Kevin Holland had so
• 1:28:03
  many words before that too. So there was a lot
• 1:28:05
  of anger in that. That was crazy.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: That was a wild one.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: That was really crazy. And they had gotten some sort
• 1:28:12
  of an altercation before that at another event. So there
• 1:28:15
  was bad blood there. So it was like Homsite just
• 1:28:18
  wanted to prove a point.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: These guys aren't really playing. They play by a different
• 1:28:23
  set of rules coming from that block.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fucking war zone.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: That's a different block.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: It's a war zone, son. They're used to actual fights.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like to stay alive.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scary shit, man. That's a fight, though.
• 1:28:38
  It's a really interesting fight. We're going to know real soon,
• 1:28:41
  like early on in the fight, whether or not Strickland
• 1:28:44
  can avoid the takedown and whether or not Hamzat can
• 1:28:47
  hit him and whether or not he can avoid getting
• 1:28:49
  hit because Strickland will set some traps. He's sneaky with
• 1:28:51
  his striking. Very clever. Very clever with his striking.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, also, Hamzat had the issue coming off of that.
• 1:29:00
  Over COVID, he had that long, long COVID where his
• 1:29:04
  lungs were fucked for.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: A while, right? Well, you know what that was? He
• 1:29:07
  wouldn't stop training. So he got COVID and trained hard
• 1:29:10
  like a fucking psychopath all through COVID to the point
• 1:29:13
  where he was getting bleeding out of his lungs.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, no fucking shit.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: He was coughing up blood. Apparently, he's an animal. They
• 1:29:20
  just can't keep him out of the gym. They just
• 1:29:22
  can't keep him out of the gym. And so he
• 1:29:24
  kept training while he had COVID, and it got real
• 1:29:26
  bad to the point where he was hospitalized.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: That's a different type of level of being able to just, like,
• 1:29:33
  push past, like, physical sickness. Because COVID fucked up.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: Push past to the point where you're almost dead. Yeah,
• 1:29:40
  but also, like— And you're still showing up doing rounds.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: I think I had mentioned this, but I was training
• 1:29:45
  with Plinio and Pereira before the first Ancalaya fight, and
• 1:29:49
  we got sick the same way.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Neuro. Neuro.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Everyone, like, I was sick.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Norovirus, right?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Yo, bro, I was fucking so sick. And he went
• 1:29:58
  and did the fight. Did the whole thing. He was
• 1:30:00
  as sick as me, apparently.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: That was that first Uncle I fight.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: The first Uncle I fight. I fucking literally was knocked
• 1:30:06
  out for 10 days. And this motherfucker's training, traveling, and
• 1:30:11
  fighting for the championship. And it wasn't a Pereira fight,
• 1:30:16
  but it was not. Horrible?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't terrible. He lost. But then the second fight,
• 1:30:22
  I was like, holy shit.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: I see them training now, bro. He looks like a
• 1:30:27
  fucking behemoth at 250.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: He's in 260s now.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: They weighed in at 263.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Bro, him at 263 is scary.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: It's nuts. That guy fought at 185 just a couple
• 1:30:40
  years ago.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Well, this is his true body type. He's meant to
• 1:30:44
  be a cowboy, you know what I mean? He's like
• 1:30:46
  a fucking Brazilian cowboy.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Amazon warrior jeans. Same shit we're talking about. That's what
• 1:30:51
  he is.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: It's the bone density stuff. It's not. It's like, it's true.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Genetics.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Indigeney. It's true. Indigeney. You look at certain people and
• 1:31:00
  you see the past.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: I see.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Warriors. Bro.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: When that song comes out.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: It's... Chants were made to excite, to conjure up spirit.
• 1:31:14
  That's what he fucking does. He's conjuring up spirit. That's
• 1:31:17
  why Yuri was so scared of the black man. He
• 1:31:19
  was going to shrink his head.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Yuri asked him in the second fight to not use
• 1:31:26
  spiritual warfare.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: So good. There's no movie that could write this type
• 1:31:33
  of script. I love this shit.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt bad for Uri, but I felt great
• 1:31:38
  for Carlos at the same time.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I love that whole team. Ash and all those boys
• 1:31:43
  out there. Yeah, they're great guys. I like those guys.
• 1:31:46
  It's like, look, I get it. It's a hard pill
• 1:31:49
  to swallow.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: I get it. You did back off. I get it.
• 1:31:52
  But also, that.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Guy just— You can only blame yourself on that one, man.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: He found a way to win. found a way to
• 1:31:58
  win in the most spectacular way possible.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing that should really be spoken about
• 1:32:03
  is his will and his ability to fight through that. Bro,
• 1:32:08
  torn ACL, they're carting you off the fucking field.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Everyone's crying that their career's over in football, carting you
• 1:32:15
  off the field with your heads like that. I know.
• 1:32:18
  This dude's fucking knocking homie out for the light heavyweight championship.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Of the world. Fucking crazy.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: So to have that type of, Will and you, you
• 1:32:26
  could only just be mesmerized by that. I know.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: It's nuts, man. Think about it. Like how many great
• 1:32:33
  fights are out there to be had, how many great
• 1:32:35
  fights have been had. I mean those moments like that,
• 1:32:38
  that's like you can't– that's one of the things that
• 1:32:41
  makes a sport so exciting. Like you couldn't have imagined
• 1:32:45
  that he would blow his knee out. And then you
• 1:32:46
  could have imagined that Uri would pause and not know
• 1:32:49
  what to do. And then you couldn't have imagined that
• 1:32:51
  Carlos would knock him out. Perfectly.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something about the footing in the octagon.
• 1:32:57
  Did his foot slip? Was this slippery in there?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: I think it was just a placement issue.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: He placed it wrong.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know, you're moving weird. So
• 1:33:06
  he overextended, he missed the spot. It looks like it
• 1:33:08
  just blew out, man.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Because that shit just waved.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: There's a video of Carlos blowing his knee out, and
• 1:33:14
  it looks like, They're in the middle of a wild exchange.
• 1:33:18
  He moves his foot in a certain way, and it
• 1:33:20
  just pops. And you can see it go up the
• 1:33:22
  back of his leg. It just snapped up.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: It was nasty.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: It's nasty. Yeah, it's horrible. And it's going to take
• 1:33:27
  a long time for that thing to be better again.
• 1:33:29
  But he won. He's the world champion. And then Paolo Costa,
• 1:33:34
  interim champion. If I was the fucking captain of the ship,
• 1:33:38
  that's what I would do. I'd go, hey, Paolo, you're
• 1:33:40
  a fucking star. Maybe Yankolayev. I mean, I know Paolo.
• 1:33:45
  I know that Pereira just knocked him out, but he
• 1:33:48
  deserves to be in it. So here it is. So
• 1:33:50
  he placed his leg weird and pushed off, and it
• 1:33:52
  just blew out. See?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: It looked like he was on— Just a freak movement.
• 1:33:56
  He didn't step on the paw of the foot. He
• 1:33:59
  stepped more on the inside like that, like the angle
• 1:34:03
  of the step.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Well, it was definitely weird because they're in the middle
• 1:34:07
  of a scramble, you know? But look at him.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: And look at his athleticism right there, the way he
• 1:34:12
  just spun off that and stayed on that left leg. Yeah,
• 1:34:15
  now that's nasty.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: When that happens, your leg is just so unstable. The
• 1:34:22
  crazy thing is there's guys in the UFC that fight
• 1:34:25
  with no ACL. They have no ACL and they fight
• 1:34:28
  in the UFC. I know Rafael Dos Anjos was doing
• 1:34:32
  that for a while. He had no ACL and he
• 1:34:34
  was fighting in the UFC.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, was that during his decline?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: He was still pretty close to the top. He had
• 1:34:42
  lost the title, but he was still pretty close to
• 1:34:44
  the top. We were still fucking a lot of people up.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: He's just another breed also.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: Well, that guy, the conditioning. That guy was sculpted. Dos
• 1:34:53
  Anjos in his prime looked like somebody made him out
• 1:34:55
  of marble. He looked like he belonged at the Vatican.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Every time I tell people I'm going to come see you,
• 1:35:02
  they always say, yo, can you ask him this? Can
• 1:35:04
  you ask him that? I started fielding questions for you.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: For you getting those questions from me.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: No, I like it.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, you do?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: I like it. What are the questions? Because they're so ridiculous.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: What's the most ridiculous one?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. It's all silly. But one good one
• 1:35:18
  is like, when are you going to have Mirko Krokop here?
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I actually talked to him. I was in Croatia.
• 1:35:22
  Because my boy- During the summer. And I talked to him.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Lives in the same neighborhood as him that I trained with,
• 1:35:26
  my boy Dean. He's literally a Croatian. He looks like
• 1:35:30
  fucking Mirko.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: Throws the leg. Bald-headed fucking. He looks like he's- Like
• 1:35:36
  he's driving BMW M5 for sure.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: I would definitely have Mirko on. He's a legend.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: Need to hear from him.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny. I've seen
• 1:35:47
  him in interviews before.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: I was wondering whether he spoke English or not, but
• 1:35:50
  he speaks pretty perfectly.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Good enough. Yeah, definitely good enough to have a conversation.
• 1:35:54
  I was watching him versus Fedor today.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: That was a crazy fight.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: I think that was like 2000. Look at the man.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: Jack. That's unbelievable right there.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: How old is Mirko now?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: That's a recent picture? Yeah, four days, three days ago.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: Dude's in phenomenal shape. I mean, he's got to be 50.
• 1:36:13
  How old is Mirko now?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: That stuff doesn't go away when it's real, man. 51.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: 51.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Shredded. That's unbelievable.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Shredded, son. Yeah, he was an animal. In his prime, boy,
• 1:36:25
  he was the first kickboxer to really start doing well
• 1:36:30
  in MMA because he was so explosive. See, a lot
• 1:36:33
  of the other guys, like Ernesto Hoost or Peter Aerts,
• 1:36:36
  They were real technical, but they set things up.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Slappers for the most.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: They were setting things up.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Setting it up, yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: But with Mirko, he would just explode on you.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: Fucking explode your liver, explode your head with those fucking kicks, man.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: He was so fast and so explosive that when he
• 1:36:52
  entered into MMA, he had a kind of advantage. This
• 1:36:55
  is back when they let him fight with shoes on.
• 1:36:57
  Mirko with shoes on is a crazy proposition.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: I've seen... I see a guy like this and I go,
• 1:37:04
  that's a giant.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a giant. But I mean... Kong Man Choi.
• 1:37:07
  He was like seven plus feet tall.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: So when you find a skeleton of a person like this... Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:37:12
  giants are real.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: They're around now, too.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: Right, definitely. Yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't look like he has gigantism.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: No, he does. No, he does, but he.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: No, but you know, like, most of those guys are unathletic.
• 1:37:25
  Their knees are knocking.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: He doesn't seem unathletic.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: You know, he has more of like... He looks like he's...
• 1:37:33
  kind of on his toes.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Moves well.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like his legs are working in the right way.
• 1:37:38
  He has proper athleticism.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Well, there's another guy that beat Fedor. Bigfoot Silver.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Bigfoot, yeah, but he looked like he had fucking giant face.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had it.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: NBA, Victor Wimonyama is.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: Again, Wemba Nyama's legs.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Seven foot four. That's crazy.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like he moves as well as he does.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: He's 22 years old.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking praying mantis, this kid.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: He shouldn't be able to do this stuff. He dribbles
• 1:37:59
  behind his back. He shoots threes.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Bro, do you watch the NBA?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: Seven foot four is crazy. It's crazy.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Do you watch the NBA, though?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: All right. 7'4 is different when you weigh 190 pounds. Right.
• 1:38:11
  You know, 7'4 like Rick Smits back in the day
• 1:38:15
  or like dudes who have a little weight on them
• 1:38:16
  look different. This guy is– He's 235. But that's unbelievable.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: You don't believe that? He probably is.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: No, he's 235.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: He's so big.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: He's still getting bigger too. He's got a little brother
• 1:38:27
  that's not even in the NBA yet. He's like 16.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: This is the future right here.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger brother. And he's
• 1:38:34
  still growing. He's, I don't know, 6'10 now.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This is ridiculous. This is the future right here
• 1:38:39
  of sports.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Giant humans.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: Super humans.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Right. So that, if you go back to the Bible.
• 1:38:44
  It's like New League football.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: There are giants.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: They're around.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: They've been around.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: Well, look at the guys in Iceland. Like the mountain.
• 1:38:50
  My favorite.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: My favorite people.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: Jean-Paul Sigmundson. One of my favorite strongmen of all time.
• 1:38:57
  All the Icelandic heroes.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: All Vikings.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Bro, my favorite.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Giant humans.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Hafthor Bjornsson. He's the guy from Game of Thrones.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's the mountain.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the mountain. But, bro, World's Strongman taught me
• 1:39:12
  about the world. It taught me about how to pronounce names.
• 1:39:15
  Magnus von Magnusson. Magnus Ver Magnusson. That's who it is.
• 1:39:22
  There's all Icelandic legends. Yeah. Jean-Paul Stigmas in Magnusver, Jani
• 1:39:27
  Virtanen in Ukahola from Finland. Like, bro, I have so many.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Genetics in that part of the world.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: Unreal.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Vikings.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: Like, Viking genetics.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like, you want to know what a
• 1:39:38
  Viking looked like? That's what they looked like. Those guys
• 1:39:40
  showed up with a fucking gigantic boat filled with animals,
• 1:39:45
  swinging swords, just ready to kill everybody in your village.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Swinging that fucking mace, swinging the hammer. May I have that, please? Yeah.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah man I'm re-watching Game of Thrones I'm on the
• 1:39:57
  final season now I've.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: Never seen it god damn it's good I need to
• 1:40:01
  I've been watching Mobland good that's great fucking Tom Hardy
• 1:40:06
  kills it I love Tom Hardy that's my man yeah
• 1:40:08
  but fucking Pierce Brosnan kills it holy shit.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: Kills it and what is the woman's name again Helen
• 1:40:15
  Mirren oh.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: My what am I she's so good Maeve she's so
• 1:40:19
  good what a fucking legendary cast I really like that
• 1:40:22
  show a lot Yeah, that's amazing.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: That's Guy Ritchie.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: I'd like to be on it, yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Guy Ritchie's the fucking man.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: I can find the part for me. I can't do
• 1:40:28
  an accent.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: You can learn. You can learn an accent, bro.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Let's try it out right now. Irish.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: Try it out.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Irish? Liverpool.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. That fuck's sick.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: There you go. You're in.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: I've been there. I'm a schouser.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: You can do it, bro.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: You have to schouser.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: You would live with Patti Pimblitt for like a week.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Meatball Molly.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: I want to live with Molly.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Live with Patti and Meatball Molly. They'll teach you how
• 1:40:49
  to talk schouser.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: And I want to box.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: There you go, dawg. Come on.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: I just want to throw hands. I just love fucking, like,
• 1:40:56
  I just want to, I love boxing.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Do you? For real?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: I love it. But remember how you were trying to
• 1:41:01
  show me how to throw a kick? I just stopped kicking.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gave up?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not a kicker.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: You don't have to be.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not a kicker. I'm a choker. I'd like to
• 1:41:10
  be a choker.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: You could learn how to kick.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: You could learn.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: You just got to learn how to stretch first. It's
• 1:41:15
  that leg thing, man. I'm scared to break my leg again. Yeah.
• 1:41:19
  Because every time I kick in the wrong place, it
• 1:41:21
  feels like you hit the ball on the wrong part
• 1:41:24
  of the bat.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: When you broke your leg, did you have to get pins?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it broke in half. It broke in half, so
• 1:41:31
  I got the plate. Oh. But it was a clean break.
• 1:41:34
  It was good. It's better than getting shattered. Shattered I
• 1:41:36
  would have been.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Shattered is bad. Shattered is bad. So a clean break.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: It kind of made a bionic return.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't bother you now?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: No, nothing.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: No, it's strong, but if I kick it in the
• 1:41:47
  exact spot, I'll feel it.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Right. Like if someone checks a kick on their knee
• 1:41:50
  or something like that. What part of your knee or
• 1:41:53
  your leg broke?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going to not disclose that like Bill Belichick.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: Look at you. You're hiding injuries.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: How did you break it?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: I fell.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Literally slipped in the kitchen. I was making fucking two
• 1:42:07
  hamburgers and I was carrying them out and the homie
• 1:42:10
  was mopping at the same time. I was wearing the
• 1:42:12
  wrong shoe and I just slipped and it got caught
• 1:42:14
  behind me. Freak accident.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: You know how that happened? What's his face? Piers Morgan.
• 1:42:21
  He fell and broke his hip. Had to get his
• 1:42:23
  hip replaced.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. He doesn't seem like he's in great shape.
• 1:42:26
  I was in fucking sick shape at the time. I
• 1:42:29
  was riding my bike every day. I was feeling good.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: How long ago did this happen?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: 2011. Damn. Oh, no, 2010.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: So that's why you're worried about kicking? So don't kick anybody.
• 1:42:41
  Just work on the move.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Like inside knee.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: There you go. That's a good move for you.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Clinch, knee.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: It's all just about hip mobility. Just learn some hip
• 1:42:50
  mobility stuff. I've been working on it. You know, like
• 1:42:53
  ballerina bars?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: Those are actually really good.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one. I could do a good, I
• 1:42:56
  could get the leg up there.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Ballerina bar is really good for swinging your leg. You, like,
• 1:43:00
  you stand on your left leg and swing your right
• 1:43:03
  leg like this.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: And then up like that and this and up like that.
• 1:43:06
  That's really good for, like, opening it up and getting
• 1:43:10
  the dexterity and strengthening up those supporting muscles.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: Or the flexors. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody should have some leg and hip mobility. You should
• 1:43:20
  be able to throw a kick. It's not that hard,
• 1:43:22
  especially a low kick.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: No, I could throw it, but, you know, the accuracy and,
• 1:43:28
  you know, the devastation factor might not be there.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: You'll figure it out. You're a big guy.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: You're strong.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: You got a lot of horsepower back there.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Come here.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: Come on, son.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: Come here. They'll fucking wrestle you.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear you. You're getting excited.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: I train with Pelino a lot. Really? Yeah, I train
• 1:43:44
  with him in Jersey. He just holds pads.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: I thought he was not in Connecticut. Oh, his place
• 1:43:49
  is in Jersey.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: Glover's in Connecticut. But everyone's pretty close.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: What part of Jersey is Plinio in?
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: In Nutley. Oh, nice. Right there. Like 50 minutes from me.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: That's great. That's great.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: Gives me good work.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: He's a good dude, too.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: I love him.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: And great coach.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: And they spend, yeah, someone say he spends time with
• 1:44:06
  me and like teaches me fighting. Not boxing. Show me
• 1:44:10
  how to fight.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Like things Alex would do.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: It's probably a good thing for you, too, to have
• 1:44:16
  something that takes your mind off all the other shit
• 1:44:18
  you do.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite things. Yeah. The thing is
• 1:44:21
  that one thing takes my mind off the next. This
• 1:44:24
  takes my mind off of that thing. That takes my
• 1:44:26
  mind off of that. So it's like a constant therapy
• 1:44:29
  that I'm giving myself because I'm getting burnt out here. Oh,
• 1:44:33
  let's turn to this. Now that's stopping me from doing that.
• 1:44:35
  Now we'll get burnt out there. Go to the next thing. Right.
• 1:44:38
  I'm just a seasonal person. I like doing things when
• 1:44:41
  I feel them. I know what you mean.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: You feel it.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: You seem to join it.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be forced. Maybe you'll start golfing soon.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: That's fucking not for me.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: I'm really good. Look at me.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: I'm really good.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: Pitch and putt, I'm a fucking pro.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: You're a good mini golfer?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Pitch and putt. No, mini golf, I'm not that good.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: What's the difference?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: Pitch and putt is like everything except driving.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like 100 yards.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: It's like a city game. You have it at the park. Oh.
• 1:45:09
  But there's a good 70-yard.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: What's the wedge?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: It's just not long drives.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: It's no drives.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: So I'm pretty good.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: So every golf game starts off with a long– I'm
• 1:45:23
  totally ignorant.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: Me too. Every game starts with a drive from the beginning.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: Mostly.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: 14– it.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: Should be two par threes per side. It's not– every
• 1:45:32
  course isn't the same, but it's like average. Two par
• 1:45:34
  threes per side. Two par fives per side and the
• 1:45:37
  rest are par fours.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: And do you always open with like a long shot?
• 1:45:40
  Is that the thing? Isn't that like two and all?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: How you play the course is supposed to be up
• 1:45:45
  to you. Ideally, you want to get as far.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: How would they play in PGA?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: One swing as possible so you have less strokes.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: How does the master start?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: That's how I'm starting. How they start in Augusta, Shinnecock.
• 1:46:01
  I want to play all these. I just want to smoke.
• 1:46:05
  Hash on the golf courses and chill while other people play.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: That's what you want to do? That's doable.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: I think we could do that. I think that's very attainable.
• 1:46:14
  I want to do it once. I don't want to
• 1:46:16
  follow them.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: It sounds like.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: We might have a show.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: You already did that with H & A. How do
• 1:46:23
  we bring this back? Were you fucking producing it?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about it yesterday.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: Can you produce this for me? I don't mean to
• 1:46:30
  put you on the spot. I don't mean to put
• 1:46:32
  you on the spot. Can you be the executive producer?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: Co? Well, where would we do it?
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: It really doesn't take much.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: Where did you do it before? You did it at Vice?
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: We did it in a fucking rented studio with green screen.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: That's where Vice went bad. Well, they should have kept
• 1:46:44
  you around. They fucked up.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: They fucked everything up. They had you.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: They had Eddie Wong. They had a bunch of dope shows.
• 1:46:52
  I did Eddie Wong's show. We went and did yoga together.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: Seriously?
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Yo, bro. I don't even want to tell you what
• 1:46:57
  I'm about to do.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: I love Eddie.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: He's a good kid. Fucking, I'm about to do Taibo
• 1:47:01
  with Billy Blanks. Now?
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: Today?
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: You're about to do it?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Thursday.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: Me, Ryan Seacrest, and Billy Blanks.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you here first. I went on
• 1:47:16
  Wheel of Fortune.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: How'd you do?
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you yet, but just let me tell you,
• 1:47:22
  I dominated. I can't tell anyone yet, but I dominated.
• 1:47:27
  I think he just told us. Let me just tell
• 1:47:28
  you something, bro. I'm sorry if this is going to
• 1:47:31
  ruin anything, but for fuck's sake, I dominated.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: Nice. Beautiful.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. I'm looking for Jeopardy, to be honest.
• 1:47:38
  I'm better at Jeopardy.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: And so why are you going and doing Taibo with
• 1:47:42
  Ryan Seacrest and Billy Blanks?
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: Because they took a liking to... Ryan took a liking
• 1:47:46
  to me, and now he wants to do something else.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you guys filming this?
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan doing Taibo
• 1:47:53
  with Billy Blanks. But for me, Billy Blanks... The last
• 1:47:56
  Boy Scout, the first scene. That's right. That's what I
• 1:47:59
  know him for.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: That's my shit.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: That's right. Ain't life a bitch? That's right.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Well, Damon Wayans is one of my favorite comics of
• 1:48:09
  all time.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Damon Wayans is a fucking underrated comic.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: Underrated comic and underrated action star. He was great in
• 1:48:15
  that fucking movie, too.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: Bulletproof with Adam Sandler. I used to love Damon Wayans.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Major Pain.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: He had a run.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: What about his brother in fucking Lowdown Dirty Shame? That
• 1:48:25
  was a good action movie, too.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: Kenan.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: Who knew Kenan Ivory Wayans was a fucking action hero?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Kenan's a cool guy.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get you, sucker.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: That's right. Come on. That's right.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: He died from over gold. He had too much gold.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there a guy who had like goldfish tanks for
• 1:48:44
  his platform shoes?
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course, man. That was the pimp. Can you
• 1:48:47
  imagine a dude walking out of his shoe with fish
• 1:48:50
  tanks for platforms? In living color, it changed my life.
• 1:48:55
  That shit changed my life.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, I just read something. I should probably call Dave
• 1:48:59
  and ask him. But I just read something where they're
• 1:49:01
  thinking about bringing back the Chappelle show.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: He gave a speech.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 4: So Eddie Murphy got another award this week, I think
• 1:49:06
  AFI or something. And Dave was on stage speaking. And
• 1:49:10
  he said he was talking with Eddie about it. And
• 1:49:13
  Eddie sort of like pushed him. But then during the speech,
• 1:49:17
  he sort of said, all right, if you want to
• 1:49:18
  do it. I think they actually even said maybe a movie,
• 1:49:20
  like a Chappelle show movie.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: An actual show.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: That would be fucking crazy.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: He kind of said, Eddie, if you do Charlie's parts,
• 1:49:26
  let's do it.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be incredible.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he kind of doesn't want to do it
• 1:49:31
  without Charlie.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be incredible.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: Oof.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: That would be incredible. I ran into Eddie and Charlie
• 1:49:38
  on vacation once.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: Just totally random, in Hawaii.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was at the counter getting my key for
• 1:49:48
  the room, and Charlie's cousin was there. I was like,
• 1:49:51
  what are you doing? What's going on, man? What are
• 1:49:52
  you doing here? He's like, Charlie's here with Eddie. Come
• 1:49:54
  say hi. I went over and I had lunch with
• 1:49:56
  Charlie and Eddie. I was like just sitting there talking
• 1:49:58
  to them. I'm like, this is crazy.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: Where were you staying? Moana Surf Club?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: No, Four Seasons. Four Seasons in Maui. Oh, yeah.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: That's a nice one.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: Beautiful place. Beautiful place. It was like just talking to
• 1:50:09
  Eddie Murphy. I was like, what? Am I really talking
• 1:50:11
  to Eddie Murphy? It was so weird.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: That's psychedelic right there. It was cool.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: He's really cool.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: He's really fun. I met Martin. Martin Lawrence, who was like.
• 1:50:23
  My grandparents learned English from this man. My Albanian grandparents
• 1:50:27
  would watch Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Martin. I did
• 1:50:35
  the thing with Wheel of Fortune, and then I went
• 1:50:37
  to the Knicks game versus the Lakers. I said, fuck it,
• 1:50:40
  I'm getting myself a ticket. And as I walk in,
• 1:50:43
  it's fucking Martin Lawrence right there. I've never done this
• 1:50:47
  to another man. I shook his hand. I went into
• 1:50:49
  his ear. I was like, yo, bro. You don't know
• 1:50:50
  how much this means to me, man. You don't know.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: Yo, bro.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: I was just talking to him. I was like whispering
• 1:50:55
  in his ear how much it meant to me.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: He fanboyed out.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I fanboyed the fuck. I don't care. I don't care.
• 1:51:01
  I did it.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, I saw Martin Lawrence in his prime at the
• 1:51:04
  comedy store in the 90s.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: I would have died to see that.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: There's another guy that people sleep on.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: He's my favorite.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: He's one of the best comics ever. When he was
• 1:51:14
  in his prime, he would fucking destroy. And I would
• 1:51:17
  have to follow him. It was hell. I bombed so
• 1:51:20
  many times. Mitzi Shore, that lady right there, if you
• 1:51:24
  were coming up, one of the things that she would
• 1:51:25
  do is like Young Comics, if she thought of any
• 1:51:28
  promise at all, she'd put them on after Monsters.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: Put you right on after a legend.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: Yep, that's your spot. Right on after the killer.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: Good luck, motherfucker.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, man. Shows you what kind of
• 1:51:42
  shots you got.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: She knew what she was doing. I mean, she's the
• 1:51:45
  most important figure in comedy outside of comedians, for sure.
• 1:51:49
  She's number one. She knew. She knew what she was doing.
• 1:51:52
  Even with her son. I mean, she'd even give Pauly
• 1:51:54
  a break. You know, Pauly had to earn it himself, too.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: That's how she, you know, she knew. She knew, like, how...
• 1:52:02
  What was the best environment to create comedy?
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: So Paulie Shaw was a stand-up first? Oh, yeah. I
• 1:52:08
  didn't even realize that.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Paulie's been a stand-up forever.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: I just knew. When I was young, he was in
• 1:52:14
  movies and shit that I liked. He was like that actor.
• 1:52:18
  Where's it at? Right here.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he started in stand-up. I mean, he used
• 1:52:23
  to get babysat by Sam Kinison.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You got to be a fucking funny
• 1:52:27
  guy after that one. Could that be my babysitter?
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: There's some things you don't want to learn when you're
• 1:52:33
  that young.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: You don't want to learn from Sam.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: I kind of do. I kind of... I don't know.
• 1:52:41
  I had some pretty fucking... Some interesting characters raise me also.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just so glad that the Comedy Store is still around.
• 1:52:47
  I was really worried about them during the pandemic when
• 1:52:50
  they were closed for like a fucking year. The whole
• 1:52:52
  thing was so insane. It took so long before L.A.
• 1:52:55
  allowed them to open up.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you something honestly? No. All right. The
• 1:53:04
  comics of today, do you find them– just because we've
• 1:53:09
  aged a little bit and we find different things. Like
• 1:53:12
  do you find them as funny as you found people
• 1:53:14
  that you looked up to like your elders? Do you
• 1:53:17
  find these younger guys funny? Like can you vibe with it?
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely can vibe with it.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: You know, as far as like– Do they make you
• 1:53:24
  cackle the way these other fucking guys do?
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: For sure. It depends on who you're watching.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: You know who I like? I like Stavi. Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: Stavi's hilarious.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: Stavro's fucking.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: Stavro's is hilarious. There's more funny comics now, I think,
• 1:53:37
  than ever.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a really good time
• 1:53:40
  for up-and-coming people, new people. There's a lot of excitement
• 1:53:44
  about comedy. And then there's Kill Tony, which is this
• 1:53:48
  awesome platform for them. So there's so many people that.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: Are getting into that. Were you doing that last night?
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't there last night.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: Because I drove by the mothership and it was fucking cranking.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Kill Tony night. I wasn't there last night,
• 1:54:00
  but Ari Shaffir was there.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 4: Luis J.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: Gomez was there. So it was a great, great setup.
• 1:54:07
  And it's always a good show. It's always a fun show.
• 1:54:09
  And that gives people legit opportunity to get on stage
• 1:54:13
  and either to get on YouTube or to get on
• 1:54:15
  Netflix in front of the whole fucking world. And it
• 1:54:18
  could make your career. It could make your life. It
• 1:54:20
  could change everything.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: It's not like a voice type of vibe. It's more
• 1:54:24
  of like a fucking real show and just people see
• 1:54:27
  you there. It's not like a competition.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's no competition. But you do get
• 1:54:32
  one minute. And if you do well, Tony invites you back. Yeah,
• 1:54:36
  not judged, but you get feedback from the comics or
• 1:54:39
  everybody's just fucking around. It's all very loose and open.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: Showtime at the Apollo, you get yanked?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: No, you don't get yanked. You get your one minute.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: And if you suck, Tony roasts you. But sometimes the
• 1:54:51
  people that suck, they know they sucked and they're really
• 1:54:53
  funny talking about how they sucked. It's just a great show.
• 1:54:56
  But it's just an opportunity where comedians see there's a path.
• 1:55:01
  All I have to do is keep doing open mics,
• 1:55:03
  put together an act, start getting a little road work,
• 1:55:06
  do Kill Tony, and then next thing you know, I'm
• 1:55:09
  headlining a show. On the road, like all these other
• 1:55:11
  guys that have become regulars on the show.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: There's a clear path.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: Like you could really make a living and have a
• 1:55:15
  real career in comedy. So because of that, it's like
• 1:55:19
  comedy is really exciting right now. It's like and because
• 1:55:21
  of YouTube, because you could put your special just you
• 1:55:24
  don't need.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: You don't need big guys. You put anything.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: Just upload it onto YouTube. Next thing you know, it's
• 1:55:29
  got a million views. Holy shit. You're off and running.
• 1:55:33
  And then people could. The best thing about YouTube is
• 1:55:35
  people could share it. You could see a funny comedy special. Oh, shit.
• 1:55:37
  You got to watch this. You send it to me.
• 1:55:39
  I'm like, ah. And then I'll send it to him.
• 1:55:41
  And that's how things happen. It's like that never existed before.
• 1:55:45
  So that paves the way for more comics to be
• 1:55:48
  encouraged to try it because there's an– if you've got
• 1:55:50
  a work ethic and you're willing to do it, there's
• 1:55:53
  an actual path to having a career.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because before it was like a little bit like luck.
• 1:55:58
  You had to meet the right person. Now there's like
• 1:56:01
  getting to the major leagues. You go through the minors.
• 1:56:03
  You go through here. It's clear.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: What's the pathway for rappers?
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's really none. Nowadays, I believe it's
• 1:56:12
  all the same thing. You choose your own path.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: You just become mayor.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: You fucking kidding me? I'd love to do that. If
• 1:56:20
  I could be the mayor.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be the mayor.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: Someone got to feed me some political situations that are good.
• 1:56:27
  Good things only. I don't want to do anything bad. No,
• 1:56:30
  but the path to being a rapper, there's really... First off,
• 1:56:34
  you have to be just nice. You have to be good.
• 1:56:36
  You shouldn't be doing it if you suck.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: And your friends should tell you, yo, listen, this is
• 1:56:40
  not for you. Let's step away from this and do
• 1:56:42
  something else. Right. You have to have good people around you.
• 1:56:46
  I had a lot of people around me that are
• 1:56:47
  fucking straight up haters, very raw deal people, and no
• 1:56:51
  one told me to stop.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: And that inspired me to keep going. And honestly, you
• 1:56:56
  just have to have it within you. You either have
• 1:56:58
  it or you don't. I've been around here now 16 years,
• 1:57:05
  and I've seen a lot of fucking people come and go.
• 1:57:07
  But I've been a constant and I don't even think
• 1:57:11
  I've peaked in any area of life yet. Truly. I
• 1:57:17
  feel like I'm on the brink of, I'm always on
• 1:57:20
  the brink of a new exploration, a new breakthrough. And
• 1:57:24
  that's how I take things because I don't like, I
• 1:57:26
  don't want to be stagnant. I look older. I'm visibly grizzled.
• 1:57:32
  I'm visibly Sean Connery. But because I started later, you
• 1:57:36
  didn't see me as a fucking 15-year-old kid jumping around. Right.
• 1:57:40
  I came in as a 27-year-old man. Right. So you've
• 1:57:44
  seen me throughout the years. I've just now I'm more
• 1:57:46
  of a man. Right. So I didn't start as a
• 1:57:48
  little baby face, you know? A lot of these kids,
• 1:57:51
  you see them 16 years later, they look the exact
• 1:57:53
  same because you saw them at 13. Not me. Right.
• 1:57:59
  I feel you.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah. Well, that's a great attitude anyway.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: If you're just continuing to improve at something, that's a
• 1:58:05
  great way to live life.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: I just like learning, man. I love new experiences. I'm the...
• 1:58:11
  just finding new things that I love every single day
• 1:58:13
  of life.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: Truthfully, man. I feel blessed and special to have those
• 1:58:20
  type of outlets where I don't have to search for shit.
• 1:58:26
  Hobbies fall in my lap. They do because I really
• 1:58:30
  am a connoisseur of many things in life that I love.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: What other hobbies do you like?
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I love gardening. I love overlanding now.
• 1:58:37
  You go overlanding? I want to take my truck everywhere now.
• 1:58:40
  What kind of truck you got? I got a Sequoia. Ooh.
• 1:58:43
  Brand new, 26.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: Good move.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: They never break.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: They never break. And New York was so fucking heavy duty.
• 1:58:51
  I was like in war mode. There was nothing stopping me.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: Right, four-wheel drive.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: 800-wheel drive, that car got. It got power like you
• 1:59:00
  can't believe. It's perfect.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: Toyotas are hard to go wrong.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: I love Toyota.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while, but
• 1:59:07
  I started. My mother had the 83 Toyota Celica. That
• 1:59:11
  was our first car. We called it Brownie. It got
• 1:59:13
  us everywhere. Then we made the change to the 94
• 1:59:16
  Jeep Grand Cherokee Forest Green. We had that for a
• 1:59:20
  long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I
• 1:59:23
  got stolen by accident. You know, it was the morning before.
• 1:59:27
  That was the night before the Brett Favre jet experiment
• 1:59:32
  that was going to happen. You know, he went to
• 1:59:34
  the jets. I went to the store in my underwear
• 1:59:37
  that I always do up the block from my house.
• 1:59:40
  Bought a vanilla Dutch and a set for life. And
• 1:59:43
  two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. And you were in your underwear?
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: I was in my underwear. I had to make the
• 1:59:50
  police report in underwear. Why are you in underwear? Oh,
• 1:59:52
  my God. First off, that was the first question. Why
• 1:59:55
  are you in underwear? That's a good question.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: That's a solid question.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: I said, should I take them off? You want me
• 1:59:59
  to take them off? What, are you crazy?
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: It does make the situation weirder.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: It makes it all weirder. Why I left with underwear
• 2:00:06
  on only.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: It was hot out.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't advise that.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: No, no. Don't do that. Even if you're going to
• 2:00:11
  your local store.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 1: Did you do things to the Sequoia? Did you put
• 2:00:16
  a lift on it? What'd you do?
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I put the lift on it. Did you change
• 2:00:19
  the tires? Yeah, some 35s, some Toyos. Oh, shit, look
• 2:00:22
  at you. I went nuts. I got the crazy rack.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a roof rack, the whole deal?
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: I even got a roof rack.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: No, but I really, you know, I'm trying to throw
• 2:00:32
  the Dobbinsons kit on there, so it's really lifted. And
• 2:00:35
  I want to go, I want to do like a
• 2:00:37
  Dakar rally vibe.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so do you want to take this and just
• 2:00:41
  go out into the woods and camp out for a while?
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: I want to do that, too. But I want to
• 2:00:45
  drive to the unknown.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: Just drive over weird shit.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: Through the unknown. Yeah. There's a trip that these guys...
• 2:00:51
  It's probably not. It's not the move. It's too big.
• 2:00:54
  It's too burly. I need it.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: Old Land Cruisers are the move. I need it. Like
• 2:00:57
  80s series Land Cruisers.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: I need something that's a little bit more mobile. You're right.
• 2:01:02
  I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi Pajero right-hand drive or.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: You know what's real good is the Lexus GX.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the one. Yeah.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: A little smaller.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: Comfort.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: But also, a lot of dudes take those and put
• 2:01:18
  lifts on them, and there's a lot of aftermarket stuff
• 2:01:21
  available for them.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: Because they're so luxury.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: And they're so fucking reliable.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: That's that Toyota motor.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyotas.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm trying to go Toyota. Holler at me. Come on.
• 2:01:30
  I'm the perfect shit.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: Holler at him, Toyota.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: I have a 95 Land Cruiser.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: Oof.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I love those things.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: Champagne? What color?
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: No, it's silver.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: Silver.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: It's Lexus Atomic Silver. I had it painted.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: It's dope.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: She gets me crazy.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 2: And that fucking thing you got, the Raptor, the Hennessy. Oh, yeah.
• 2:01:50
  I got that, too. It's more than the Hennessy. What
• 2:01:52
  is it? The fucking VSOP.
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: No, it's the Hennessy. It's the Hennessy 1000. So they
• 2:01:56
  take a Raptor R and turn it into a 1000
• 2:01:59
  horsepower pickup truck. It's ridiculous. Totally necessary.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: It's 100%. Do you overland here?
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: No. Just fucking drive the streets.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I've taken it out to ranches before, though.
• 2:02:10
  I've taken it hunting.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 2: You need that vehicle for the ranch.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 1: It helps. It definitely helps when you're getting over stuff.
• 2:02:16
  Those things, they have so much wheel travel. Those Raptors,
• 2:02:19
  they're so good, especially the Hennessey because it's even more lifted.
• 2:02:22
  It's so good at articulating over spaces.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: She's saying independent. The independent arms?
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just the suspension is designed to be pliable, right?
• 2:02:30
  So like when you're going over fucked up ground, it
• 2:02:32
  like moves with it. One tire will be up here.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: The other one will be there.
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 1: The old Land Cruisers is that they all had solid
• 2:02:39
  axles front and rear. That's like a real hardcore off-roading vehicle.
• 2:02:44
  The solid axles are just so durable. And because it
• 2:02:49
  turns like the– you've seen like guys– Going overlanding with
• 2:02:53
  land cruisers. Where they have like the crazy.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Yeah. The rocks. Yeah. Going over like.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 1: Dudes get obsessed with those weird trails. Like just getting
• 2:03:03
  up them.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to be. I'm just. It's the burn. The
• 2:03:08
  burn is there. I'm just little by little. Soon you'll
• 2:03:11
  see me in fucking Moab going crazy through the rocks.
• 2:03:14
  For real.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: She got a Jeep. Jeeps are really good for that.
• 2:03:18
  Because they're real small. They're not very big. You know.
• 2:03:21
  two-door Jeep or a four-door Jeep. They're real small, easy
• 2:03:24
  to move, a lot of fucking stuff that you can
• 2:03:26
  get put on them. A lot of aftermarket stuff for Jeeps.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: How much fun is that to put shit on things?
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, so fun.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: Like to fucking soup things up.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: So exciting.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: I'm working on an 87 M6 right now that I've
• 2:03:38
  had just sitting there in my garage for 12 years. Really?
• 2:03:42
  About to give it a new life.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do to it?
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: Baja.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: Making it a rally car, lifting it.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. Big wheels.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: I'm done dropping things. I'm only lifting things now.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: I've dropped every fucking BMW I've ever had to the ground.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: You know what it is?
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: We're just scraping.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: You're subconsciously preparing for the end of civilization.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to go off the roads.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 2: I got the Japanese G.I. Joe truck. I'm prepping everything.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You have an apocalypse vehicle.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: I recommend those. You should get one. When things go sideways,
• 2:04:14
  you got to have something that can go away from
• 2:04:16
  the road.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: 100%. Because if you're stuck in.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: A Ferrari and... You're on the highway. You're stuck.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: You're stuck. I can't even get in the fucking thing
• 2:04:23
  right now. That's what I'm saying. I could, but it
• 2:04:24
  wouldn't be as good. It sucks. It's not as fun.
• 2:04:26
  It's those seats that hug your ass.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: I don't want anyone hugging my ass.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 1: A little tiny guy with a cigarette, maybe.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Fucking with his legs crossed in the car.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: Like this.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: Like the real deep bend.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: Bro, who could cross their legs with the deep bend?
• 2:04:40
  My nuts don't allow that. Mm. It's a European thing. R.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: Shafir does it. He sits like that, but he's tall.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: Ask him about his nuts.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: What do they do when that happens?
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: Tucks them in there somewhere. They go in the space.
• 2:04:53
  The gap. The gap between the two legs. You know?
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: That's a crazy way to sit for your own subconscious
• 2:05:00
  to know that's how you're sitting. Yeah. That your shit's tucked.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 1: You're crushing nuts. Yeah, nah. I can't do it. Well,
• 2:05:05
  you and I both have tree trunk legs.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's true. There's no way.
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: It won't work like that. It doesn't go over there
• 2:05:11
  like that.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: I could barely do a little cross at the ankle.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 1: Adam Carolla talks about this. He's like it's a thing
• 2:05:16
  that like liberals do to let you know that they
• 2:05:18
  think the way you think.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: To sit like that is unreal.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: It's like they've got this like cross. Like, well, it's
• 2:05:24
  like a feminine expression. I'm not threatening. I'm basically progressive,
• 2:05:29
  you know. I'm, you know, I've got the legs in
• 2:05:33
  the proper position.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: It's letting you know.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: It's all body language.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: Whereas Trump sits like this with his hands over his balls.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 2: Fucking.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 1: He holds his hands. Everything's open. Yeah. He's got like
• 2:05:44
  the whole right over his cock.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 2: So ridiculous. Oh, man.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: Well, women always get mad on subways because men spread.
• 2:05:58
  But the reason why is that's how our hips are designed.
• 2:06:00
  What is this? The microphone's right on his cock? That's ridiculous. Oh, man.
• 2:06:06
  That is ridiculous.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: It's a funny picture.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 1: So how did Ancient Aliens, that show that you did,
• 2:06:11
  you getting high watching Ancient Aliens, how'd that even start?
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 2: Vice was about to fucking take over the History Channel.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: And they just needed content?
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, you guys are fucking bugging. You're
• 2:06:23
  not taking this off. This has to stay. Like, yo,
• 2:06:27
  ancient LA, this comes with Vice. Like, this is now
• 2:06:30
  going to be transferred. And they were like, I don't
• 2:06:32
  know if we could do it. So I had to
• 2:06:34
  go and speak to the homie who invented it. He
• 2:06:37
  gave me his blessings. I sat with him for like
• 2:06:40
  four hours. He was talking shit to me, whatever. Convinced him.
• 2:06:47
  I was like, yo, this is not a joke. Like,
• 2:06:50
  everything is tongue-in-cheek and ridiculous, but this is how it
• 2:06:53
  makes us feel. I'm a proponent. I'm a believer. If
• 2:06:57
  I need to talk to Giorgio Tsoukalos, bring him here. Whatever.
• 2:07:02
  So he believed me, and he gave us the blessing.
• 2:07:05
  He didn't recently pass, but he passed a couple years ago.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: Well, who did? Giorgio?
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 2: No, not Giorgio, but the— The main creator. His name
• 2:07:14
  is fucking sick.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 1: Giorgio's the meme.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: He's the meme, yeah. He's the hair.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's aliens.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: He's the hair.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: But it's aliens.
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 2: But there's a lot of other sicko dudes on there
• 2:07:22
  that I like. Oh, yeah.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of people.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: Von Eric, the guy who just died also.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 1: Von Daniken?
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 2: Von Daniken, yeah.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 1: Eric Von Daniken. Yeah, Eric Von Daniken. Yeah. I met him. Really? Yeah,
• 2:07:32
  my friend Eric Weinstein brought me to a lunch where
• 2:07:35
  he was at, and I had a chance to talk
• 2:07:37
  to him about what he believes and all this stuff.
• 2:07:41
  He was all in on the idea that aliens definitely
• 2:07:44
  came down here and built everything. I'm more of a
• 2:07:47
  believer that there was an ending of civilization and a
• 2:07:52
  rebirth of it and that what we're looking at is
• 2:07:55
  some incredible technology that humans had invented a long fucking
• 2:07:58
  time ago. And that's, what's responsible for all these structures
• 2:08:02
  that we don't understand. Like the ones in Mexico are crazy, man.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 2: They didn't know.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 1: They just uncovered those. I didn't know that until like
• 2:08:09
  not that long ago.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: These were, I thought the Aztecs built all that shit.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: Think about all these things that they're finding now. I've
• 2:08:17
  seen recently all these pyramids they're finding in Antarctica.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I know that there's one mountain that is odd looking.
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the odd looking nature of it. There's like domes and.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: Like points underneath. It looks weird. That one looks weird.
• 2:08:38
  There's a bunch of them in the Amazon that look
• 2:08:40
  really weird.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: Like when they do the LIDAR underneath the riverbed, there's
• 2:08:44
  like civilization under there. There's like true civilization in certain
• 2:08:49
  areas of the Amazon.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Luke Caverns, who
• 2:08:52
  goes and explores these things all the time. We were
• 2:08:55
  actually just talking about one of them that I think
• 2:08:57
  is in Peru. I sent it to him and I
• 2:09:00
  asked him, I said, hey, is this legit? And he's like, yeah, absolutely.
• 2:09:03
  Not only is it legit, but you can't get there.
• 2:09:05
  Like it's a really hard place to visit. It's almost
• 2:09:08
  impossible to get there and no one has really looked
• 2:09:10
  into it in terms of like– here it is. I
• 2:09:14
  found it.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 2: So what did they do? An overhead?
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 1: Well, they have images of it and you look at
• 2:09:17
  the image and you're like, whoa, what is going on here?
• 2:09:20
  Like this is weird. Like the image here.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 2: Like full civilization along the bank.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it's in the middle. In the water. I think
• 2:09:27
  it's deep in the jungle and I think it's very
• 2:09:29
  difficult to get to. But the thing is a lot
• 2:09:32
  of the jungle, a lot of the Amazon, a lot
• 2:09:34
  of this stuff is– There's areas where people don't necessarily
• 2:09:39
  know How many people were living there 1,000 years ago
• 2:09:42
  or 2,000 years ago? It could have been like densely packed.
• 2:09:44
  Like look at that.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 2: That looks like a densely packed area with people.
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? Like that does not look–
• 2:09:50
  that's the AI version. But go back to that. That's
• 2:09:53
  a real picture. Bro, that does not look natural at all.
• 2:09:56
  It doesn't match anything around it.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 1: It looks like something that someone built. It doesn't mean
• 2:10:02
  that it's something that someone built and it might just
• 2:10:04
  be that angle. If you look at it from the
• 2:10:07
  other side, it might look like bullshit. But from that
• 2:10:09
  angle right there.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: There's angles of, there's isosceles right there. There's triangular situations
• 2:10:22
  going on.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 1: They're saying, but it said in that image.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: But it don't look like it's four sides. It looked
• 2:10:29
  like five sides. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 1: It's hard to say. No, it could be four. It
• 2:10:33
  just could be four.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: Because where it is, if you just reverse it, you
• 2:10:37
  just reverse what you're saying. You're right.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 1: So it says geologists refer to this formation as Cerro Elcano,
• 2:10:42
  attributing its sharp angles and pyramid-like structure to the slow,
• 2:10:46
  patient work of wind, rain, and erosion over countless centuries.
• 2:10:50
  Or someone built it. Like if you're not exploring it
• 2:10:53
  and you're saying that this thing that looks just like
• 2:10:55
  a pyramid, you think it was made by pyramid, by
• 2:10:59
  slow patient work of wind and rain.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: But there's no other rock around it. Why didn't the
• 2:11:04
  patients happen there? This is a straight up plane.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: This is a jungle plane.
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 1: That looks like a person built it. Those are right angles.
• 2:11:12
  And it's covered with bushes. So you got to think
• 2:11:15
  like what did it look like when it– and they
• 2:11:17
  haven't gone and checked it out. I'll tell you what
• 2:11:19
  Luke said to me because Luke is actually an expert
• 2:11:21
  in this stuff. This is what he does. He goes
• 2:11:23
  and visits these places. And he was telling me it's
• 2:11:27
  like this stuff is so strange because there's a bunch
• 2:11:31
  of these kind of structures that are in the jungle.
• 2:11:34
  All of them haven't been explored, and there's a lot
• 2:11:36
  of resistance. He says it's deep and uncontacted tribe land.
• 2:11:40
  There's a small river that can get you within a
• 2:11:43
  25-mile mark. He said it's crazy out there. So it's
• 2:11:47
  just like you just have a really difficult time in
• 2:11:49
  getting to it. I mean, there's a river that can
• 2:11:53
  get you within 25 miles of it.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then what? And then you've got to.
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 1: Walk through the jungle, 25 miles to get there. What
• 2:11:59
  does it look like on Google Earth? I don't know, nowhere.
• 2:12:02
  What does it look like, though?
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm just showing like the vastness.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but get that stupid little dot off of it.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: It's right at the border of Peru and Brazil.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, what's under there? I want to know what's under there. Boy,
• 2:12:19
  that does look like a fucking pyramid, man. That looks
• 2:12:21
  like a pyramid that's covered with bushes.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, out in the middle of nowhere.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 1: They find all kinds of- Those are other ones?
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, look at that. It's in a similar line.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 2: It looks like it's in a pattern of a star
• 2:12:34
  in the sky.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: Right, like the Great Pyramids are.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 2: The tree, the tree, boom, boom, boom, and then that.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. Oh, here's another one. Did you see
• 2:12:41
  that they think that there's a second Sphinx in Egypt?
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they've done scans of this area where a
• 2:12:48
  second Sphinx would be and there's something under the sand
• 2:12:51
  that's the size of a Sphinx.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: Would it be next to the original one?
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 1: It's in the same area, like the same area. So
• 2:12:57
  you have your pyramids and then there's a Sphinx and
• 2:13:00
  on the opposite side there's another Sphinx.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: But the Sphinx isn't the Sphinx. It was something else.
• 2:13:04
  The face was something else, right?
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: They think. They think the face was a lion's face
• 2:13:09
  and then a pharaoh.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 2: Well, like that dog, that like long dog, the long
• 2:13:13
  snouted dog that they have.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: Could be. I don't think they think it's that though.
• 2:13:17
  I think they think it's a lion. And so there's
• 2:13:22
  one exactly opposite of it.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 1: And so this one, what does it look like when
• 2:13:28
  they show that image, the scan?
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything there.
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 1: What did the scan say?
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 1: Would you scroll up? See, that's a scan. And it
• 2:13:37
  said something above it. It said, scans hinting at complex
• 2:13:41
  megastructure beneath the Giza Plateau. And so satellite images of
• 2:13:48
  the Giza Plateau reportedly captured this dune, which the signal
• 2:13:53
  processing researcher claims measures approximately 108 feet tall. The first
• 2:13:58
  sphinx sits slightly below the surrounding surface in a shallow depression.
• 2:14:03
  So it's quite possible the second sphinx be hidden beneath
• 2:14:06
  this higher mound so it's in the right position where
• 2:14:10
  a second Sphinx would be because I think side by
• 2:14:15
  side would they be side by side no I don't
• 2:14:18
  think so I think they it's like the pyramids are
• 2:14:20
  in the center Sphinx going that way Sphinx going that
• 2:14:23
  way I think that's the idea does Sphinx appear in
• 2:14:26
  pairs more than once are they would they looking for
• 2:14:29
  it because that's a normal like set up Like what's
• 2:14:36
  the normal configuration of sphinxes? Yes, sphinxes frequently appear in
• 2:14:40
  pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek and Roman art, often acting
• 2:14:43
  as guardians in pairs. or long avenues at temple entrances
• 2:14:48
  rather than as solitary monuments like the Great Sphinx.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, that makes sense, right? If they're facing opposite
• 2:14:53
  ways also, one's guarding the exit, one's at both entrances.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 3: They're far away from each other, though.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 1: Right, but far in relative position to how far the
• 2:15:02
  Sphinx is from the pyramids in the first place.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 4: Well, then we'd have to ask, like, do they appear
• 2:15:06
  in pairs far away from each other, not next to
• 2:15:09
  each other?
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 3: Because that's sort of saying, like, they're guarding doors.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: Next to each other. Well, there's guarding... I.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: Understand, but Or just entrances. If there's two entrances, you
• 2:15:16
  need them.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: Well, let's put that into perplexity. Ask it when sphinxes
• 2:15:21
  appear in pairs, what is the configuration? What is the configuration?
• 2:15:33
  What is the configuration? So maybe it'll tell us there
• 2:15:39
  and give us, maybe they are like right next to
• 2:15:41
  each other. And then this doesn't make any sense. Both
• 2:15:44
  Egyptian art and architecture, sphinxes very often appear in pairs,
• 2:15:47
  usually flanking an axis such as a road, doorway, or staircase.
• 2:15:52
  So like two in front of a doorway. Temple approaches, rows,
• 2:15:56
  or pairs of sphinxes commonly line the processional roads with
• 2:16:01
  one on each side of the central path. So usually
• 2:16:04
  like on two sides of a door. Gates and doorways,
• 2:16:07
  gateways and doorways, pair of sphinxs. Orientation idea. Modern popular
• 2:16:12
  writers often say one face is east and the other
• 2:16:14
  face is west. Okay. Well, that's different.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: That's what they would have found.
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: So it's possible that they did it in several different ways,
• 2:16:23
  but often in twos. So if they do have one
• 2:16:26
  big sphinx and there's another.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 4: But it's pulling that from a Facebook post talking about
• 2:16:31
  this potential second one.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. Interesting. So it might be horseshit.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 3: Just a grain of salt with it is all.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 1: Right. We won't know until they get in there. But
• 2:16:40
  if it is there and it's just under sand, that's
• 2:16:43
  not that big of a deal because they had to
• 2:16:45
  uncover this one.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 2: How long does it take to excavate these things?
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: It'll take a while. I mean, it's a lot of sand.
• 2:16:51
  But it depends on how many workers, how many machines. Also,
• 2:16:54
  they have to do it carefully because you want to
• 2:16:56
  make sure you don't fuck up the Sphinx. But if
• 2:16:59
  there is a Sphinx under there, that would be fucking nuts.
• 2:17:03
  They found a second Sphinx and they dug it out
• 2:17:05
  and they're like, oh, shit.
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 3: Look at that Sphinx.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 1: Ooh, titties.
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: It's a lady's head.
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 1: With one titty.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: The nurturer.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 1: That's weird. What a weird head. Like, it's got pointy ears, right?
• 2:17:16
  Are those ears pointy, or is that just where the
• 2:17:18
  hair goes?
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 2: The hair.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 1: How weird.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 2: Fail.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe it was a chick. And they're like, nah,
• 2:17:24
  make it my face. Except one big chick.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: Like, one big breast?
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one hard one.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 2: Fucking arm is jacked.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it. A little too much.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, total recall, three breasts if you want.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Isn't it weird that we like two, but we
• 2:17:39
  don't like three?
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, three is fucking.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 1: Three is gross.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: Because it's weird, that middle part. You want the separation natural.
• 2:17:45
  You don't want like a third... It's like a fucking
• 2:17:47
  weird ornament.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: You know how hot a girl would have to be...
• 2:17:49
  to pull off a third tit? They'd be like, I
• 2:17:53
  think I like it. I didn't like it when I
• 2:17:54
  first met her, but now I really like it.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: Why not? Why not?
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 2: We're in the future. Total recall.
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 1: But if it was normal to have three boobs, that's
• 2:18:03
  what we would like. That's what's weird. Like the female shape,
• 2:18:07
  the desired female shape, like the fertility doll shape. It's
• 2:18:11
  very weird how that could have been a bunch of
• 2:18:13
  different shapes. Like for an ant, it's something a little
• 2:18:15
  honey on its ass.
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 2: Exactly. But this is also a thing. Why are we
• 2:18:19
  so obsessed with ass? I don't know. I am obsessed
• 2:18:22
  with an ass and shit comes from it. Like you
• 2:18:25
  shit horrible things from your ass, but yet I love
• 2:18:29
  looking at that ass.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 1: People are complex.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: And I dream of biting that ass. Like why? When
• 2:18:35
  I know fecal comes from it.
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 1: People are confusing. We're confusing to each other.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 2: I'm confused at myself.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 1: You should be.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 2: I really am. But I love myself. Mike Tyson told
• 2:18:49
  me to never speak bad about myself because my subconscious
• 2:18:53
  doesn't know whether I'm joking or not.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 1: Right. Ooh, that's wise.
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 2: I think he heard that from fucking Bruce Lee, though.
• 2:18:59
  I'm not going to lie. I heard Bruce Lee say
• 2:19:00
  that on some shit recently. I was like, damn, Mike.
• 2:19:03
  And then I heard Bruce Lee say it.
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 1: There's something true to that for sure.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: There's no doubt. No doubt. You know, I always call
• 2:19:09
  myself a jerk or a schmuck.
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not. What's this, Jeremy?
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the oldest known pictures of the Sphinx.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 1: This is the oldest known? So part of it's still underground.
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 3: Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to find a year on that.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: This is actually 1892.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 3: It looks so strange.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 1: The whole thing is so strange, man. That place is
• 2:19:29
  so old. Even if you just go by what they think,
• 2:19:35
  which is 4,500 years ago they built this thing. That's
• 2:19:39
  so crazy. That's so fucking long ago.
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 2: Well, now they're going to have fucking Rico Verhoeven and
• 2:19:45
  who else fight there, right?
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 2: Usyk. And Usyk and fucking Verhoeven fight there.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 1: That's nuts.
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 2: That's kind of bugged out.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 1: It is kind of bugged out.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: But I like the idea of using the natural arenas.
• 2:20:00
  Natural wonders are real. We should have it in Rome.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's hot as fuck out there.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 2: And the sandstorms. How's this going to work?
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 1: What are they going to do?
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 2: How's this going to work?
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 1: What if there's a fucking sandstorm in the middle of
• 2:20:11
  the fight and they get sand in their eyes? They're
• 2:20:13
  swinging blind.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: They fucking tried to do it in Times Square. That
• 2:20:16
  was a mess.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't work out so well. The fights weren't
• 2:20:19
  that good either. Except Tia Fimo. Tia Fimo fought really well.
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 2: You got to bring the right people.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 1: Someone was saying that it's almost like they're paying them
• 2:20:28
  so much that these guys are scared to lose. You
• 2:20:32
  know what I mean? Like that was the argument about
• 2:20:34
  that Times Square card.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 1: Because the Saudis came in and just went– Throwing it.
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, man. They don't like rap, huh?
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 1: They probably do.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: They haven't hollered at me. Oh, man. I would go there.
• 2:20:56
  I'd be interested in seeing the Middle East. I'd be
• 2:20:59
  interesting to see. It'd be interesting to see all these places, man.
• 2:21:02
  I've been to a lot of places on Earth, but
• 2:21:04
  never over there.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 1: I've been to Dubai briefly for a UFC weigh-in in
• 2:21:10
  the UFC, which was in Abu Dhabi. So I've been
• 2:21:13
  there for that.
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 3: And?
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: It was great. That was a long time ago. But obviously,
• 2:21:18
  it was the best possible conditions there with the UFC,
• 2:21:21
  staying in a nice hotel. a lot of money over
• 2:21:24
  there man i'll tell you that like when you're in
• 2:21:26
  dubai and this was quite a while ago so dubai
• 2:21:28
  is even crazier now i mean the construction there's just
• 2:21:31
  nuts it's just so fucking like high tech and everything's
• 2:21:36
  beautiful and no crime.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 2: Looks like it seems like a great place to be
• 2:21:42
  yeah i know people that have.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 1: Moved to dubai just because there's no crime.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah but there's no hash either Yeah, right. There's hash,
• 2:21:49
  but they're not letting you smoke it.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, you get caught with that. You go to jail forever.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 2: Bro, they're the ones who have been making it for
• 2:21:54
  fucking millions of years. What the hell? I know.
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: What are they doing? They're keeping it for themselves.
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder why they make it so illegal over there.
• 2:22:01
  It doesn't make sense.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 1: Because if they didn't, I wonder if they're just worried
• 2:22:05
  about people behaving foolishly because they don't have any tolerance
• 2:22:09
  for fucking around over there.
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 2: Well, you fucking see Amsterdam. That place is a goddamn
• 2:22:12
  mess when it comes to weed. Even since they made
• 2:22:15
  weed legal in America, in some places, it's a fucking,
• 2:22:19
  it's a carnival. It's terrible.
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 1: Amsterdam is?
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Just places in America also, like New York,
• 2:22:27
  now that weed is legal, it's disgraceful.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 1: In what way?
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Just the culture, like people smoking weed in the street.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 1: Openly.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 2: Not just openly, but like. obnoxiously like everything is obnoxious.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 1: Like weed smoke everywhere it's not just.
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 2: That it's just the way it's done is obnoxious.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 1: It's just like we can finally do it legally yeah let's.
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 2: Fucking go let's be real stupid about it.
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that'll eventually settle down and this
• 2:22:54
  is just because it's a new thing that's legal probably
• 2:22:56
  i think.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 2: It's really not even the people who like i you
• 2:22:59
  know it's not like i'm a connoisseur of smoking weed
• 2:23:05
  but i kind of am Right. And I like to
• 2:23:07
  do it in a certain way, but I'm not judging
• 2:23:09
  how anyone else does it, but I feel like my
• 2:23:11
  way is best.
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying.
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 2: Nice and chill. Yeah. Chilling in the crib. You don't
• 2:23:17
  want to annoy other people with it.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: Not having to be like old school back in the day.
• 2:23:22
  I used to come into class smelling like the most
• 2:23:24
  weed that I possibly could because that was what I
• 2:23:27
  was trying to exude. I was trying to be cool.
• 2:23:30
  Come in smelling like the sourest... You have your friends
• 2:23:32
  blowing on you? Oh, my God.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 1: Blowing on me.
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: Bro, you go in and you're like, whoo, who's fucking smelly?
• 2:23:38
  That was like some rush. Right. Being in class and
• 2:23:41
  that happened. And you're all stoned and shit in the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 1: It worked out for you.
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 2: It did.
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 1: A lot of people probably thought it wouldn't though, right?
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 2: There's no doubt about it. Right. Are you kidding me?
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 2: I've been sold short my whole life.
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 1: It'd be funny too. There's people that had a bad
• 2:23:57
  opinion of it back then and they look at you
• 2:23:58
  now and like, boy, did I call that one wrong?
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: Just in general, man. Like, I did all right. I
• 2:24:05
  did all right. I've been reflecting a lot under the
• 2:24:10
  stars and in nature.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just overlanding.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, when I'm not overlanding now, I'm camping. Oh,
• 2:24:17
  now I'm camped. Stay. Now I'm at camp base camp ground. Yeah.
• 2:24:21
  I'm grounding. Take my shoes off. Feel the grass.
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 1: Dude. I went down a crazy space rabbit hole last night.
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  I was going down this, um, this rabbit hole of
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  black holes. And, uh, You remember, Jamie, I told you
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  about that black hole they found that's as big as
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  our galaxy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar system. They found
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  a black hole that is so big that it's bigger
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  than from here all the way to Pluto. Well, they
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  found one now that's bigger than our galaxy. They found
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  a black hole that's larger than the– I think it's
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  called Phoenix A. See if we can find the Phoenix
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  A black hole.
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  Speaker 2: If it's larger than the galaxy, there's really no measurement
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  of what this is. To even think about you saying, yo,
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  it's bigger than our galaxy, what the fuck does that mean?
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  What the fuck does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: The way this person in this video was explaining it,
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  it's so insane because the amount of time that it
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  would take for a black hole to suck in that
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  much matter to become that massive, there's not enough time
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  since the birth of the universe. So they're confused as
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  to how it's formed. They're like, well, maybe we're wrong
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  about how these things are formed. It's roughly 100 times
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  larger than the distance between the sun and Pluto, with
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  a diameter of roughly 590 billion kilometers. Unlike many supermassive
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  black holes that inhibit star formation, Phoenix A is currently
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  in a phase of rapid growth, consuming enough matter to
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  grow about 60 solar masses per year. This activity drives
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  high rates of star formation in its surrounding galaxy.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck. Is there any way to diagnose this black hole
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  from here? Can we see it through any telescope, any
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  high-powered thing?
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  Speaker 1: They detected it, but I don't understand how they detect it.
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  Speaker 2: But any of them? Can we see any of them
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  in real time?
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  Speaker 1: You can't really see a black hole. What you see
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  is everything around the black hole getting sucked into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you see some sort of weird movement, no?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I saw this. I thought you were headed towards this.
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  I saw this within the last couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: Anton Petrov? No, no.
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  Speaker 4: The Milky Way lives in this thing. called a void
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  that is like a black hole, but it's like 2
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  billion light years across.
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  Speaker 3: And we're in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Look at that picture as an example of what that
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  would be.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing else around us.
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  Speaker 2: That's perfect placement.
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  Speaker 1: So is that circle supposed to be the Milky Way?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be the Milky Way.
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  Speaker 1: That's the galaxy.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's a billion light years.
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  Speaker 1: In the direction. But that's Earth.
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  Speaker 3: Again, it's not the best. Earth is in the Milky Way,
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  so it's showing you that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so the Milky Way is just in the center
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  of a void. Is that uncommon? I don't know. That's
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  the thing. It's like, are all these galaxies in the
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  center of a void? But just the idea that there's
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  a supermassive black hole out there that's a hundred times
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  more massive or a hundred times larger than the distance
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  between Earth and Pluto. Like, what?
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  Speaker 2: This is why we have to be smoking weed in
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  front of a green screen talking about this. Right. Having
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  weird people come on and comment.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been paying attention to this news about these
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  UFO researchers and scientists that are going missing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What do you think of that? Listen, don't top
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  doctors go missing. Don't top physicists go missing. Don't fucking astronauts.
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  All these fucking people who are in- Facts. You know?
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  Power positions. Yeah. Just position of high intelligence, knowledge. Yeah.
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  They go bye-bye. The best heart surgeons on earth, seven
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  of them were on the same fucking plane that went down.
• 2:28:02
  What do you know? The best whatever, whatever. They just
• 2:28:07
  found the cure for cancer. These 10 doctors, they're on
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  a PJ to fucking who the hell knows where and
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  they go down.
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  Speaker 4: Jesse wrote a good write up about them all that
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  I think explains the angle we would prefer to hear about,
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  you know, like conspiracies and UFOs and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So he thinks it's a conspiracy? No, I don't know
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  that he's saying that yet. Or he's laying out the
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  possibility of it being a conspiracy.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, and at least from that angle.
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  Speaker 2: It's just crazy that all these top doctors and top physicists,
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  just like these people, just disappear.
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  Speaker 1: One of them was a general.
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  Speaker 2: He's the— Generals know shit.
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  Speaker 3: He's the king.
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 3: He was in charge of, I think, the UFO program. Right.
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  If there is one.
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  Speaker 1: If there is one. But if you did— didn' t he just
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  leave the house with just a gun?
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  Speaker 3: It's on the screen what he left with.
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  Speaker 1: He took a red backpack, his wallet, and a. 38
• 2:28:56
  caliber revolver.
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  Speaker 3: He left behind his phone.
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  Speaker 1: He left behind his phone. His wife reported him missing
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  within three hours. Despite FBI involvement, Air Force Office of
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  Special Investigation searched dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, FLIR sweeps,
• 2:29:10
  and 700 canvas households. No confirmed sightings of McCasland has
• 2:29:16
  ever surfaced. Surveillance cameras covered both ends of his street.
• 2:29:20
  None captured his direction of travel. After weeks of searching,
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  the only item recovered was a gray Air Force sweatshirt
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  a mile east of his house. Testing could not confirm
• 2:29:31
  it was his.
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  Speaker 3: So he was the first one to disappear.
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  Speaker 2: He has no DNA?
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  Speaker 1: Sort of.
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  Speaker 2: Is that when hair came off?
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  Speaker 4: He was the first one to disappear, and then another
• 2:29:40
  one disappeared, and they were like, they actually might have
• 2:29:42
  worked together, and then every other day it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Now another one, and another one, and another one.
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: Also, if you knew something that the whole world didn't know,
• 2:29:50
  like if you knew the human race was just a
• 2:29:51
  bunch of soul containers for some super advanced alien race
• 2:29:56
  that just uses us as a farm. Yeah, here's why.
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  And you're like, what's the purpose?
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  Speaker 3: His name pops up because his name was in the job.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 2: We're all just an empty body with fucking aliens hosting us.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 1: Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, revealed
• 2:30:09
  correspondence from Tom DeLonge naming McCaslin directly.
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 2: DeLonge?
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it wrong, right? No, Tom DeLonge. DeLonge. DeLonge
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  wrote that McCaslin helped assemble his advisory team, was deeply
• 2:30:23
  aware of what DeLonge was trying to achieve, had received
• 2:30:26
  a four-hour briefing on the project. DeLonge added that McCaslin
• 2:30:31
  ran the laboratory at Wright-Patterson University Where the Roswell material
• 2:30:35
  was shipped. But that's all speculation.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 3: What's the part?
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 1: The Roswell material.
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 2: We keep talking about Roswell and this and that. There's
• 2:30:45
  so much. Why is it always like focused on that shit?
• 2:30:50
  Say it again?
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  Speaker 3: He did run.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 4: It was in charge of the Air Force lab at Wright-Patt.
• 2:30:55
  That's why it's linked to the Roswell material. The Roswell
• 2:30:57
  material could be the part you put in parentheses, but
• 2:31:00
  he did run that lab.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 1: It's all very interesting because the lore was that that's
• 2:31:07
  where the wreckage was shipped.
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 4: And then the one we were talking about yesterday, Monica Reza,
• 2:31:14
  I looked her up. She is known for being on
• 2:31:16
  a patent of some super metal alloy. I was looking
• 2:31:19
  that up yesterday. That doesn't mean anything specifically.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 1: This is the lady that vanished.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 1: She was the lady that was hiking. Her friend turned around,
• 2:31:27
  saw her, kept hiking, said something to her. Kept hiking,
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  turned around a little while later, and she was gone.
• 2:31:33
  No one ever found her.
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  Speaker 4: Co-invented an alloy called Mondaloy, which is used in rocket
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  engines currently.
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  Speaker 1: Dun, dun, dun.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: And maybe working on some new shit.
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, those people who got those patents through all
• 2:31:48
  those metal, like the fucking guy who got the patent
• 2:31:51
  to the clip that turns the gun into an automatic
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  or the.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: That's that shit.
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 2: Right. Those little components turn bigger things into, like, super situations.
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: Well, this is like a crazy alloy for spaceships. Yeah,
• 2:32:06
  but you need that. Of course. But it's kind of
• 2:32:09
  weird that that lady is the lady that goes missing.
• 2:32:12
  So if you were a competitor country, I could see
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  why you'd want to take out one of those scientists,
• 2:32:18
  you know? Definitely. If you were involved in another industry
• 2:32:22
  that might be harmed by her work, like if her
• 2:32:25
  work would make your work obsolete.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 2: You might want to get rid of her. Get rid
• 2:32:30
  of her. That's right.
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 1: Look, that's always happened. People have always done that. You
• 2:32:34
  can't take it out of the equation. You've got to
• 2:32:36
  thoroughly investigate.
• 2:32:37
  Speaker 2: It's a story as old as time.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 1: It is, right?
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: You get rid of one person, the next one comes in.
• 2:32:43
  If they're threatening to you, they go bye-bye.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 1: Especially in big business like rocket engines and alloys and
• 2:32:52
  space travel.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: And Something as small as fucking numbers betting. They kill
• 2:32:57
  you for betting numbers. They're not going to kill you
• 2:32:59
  for that.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 1: Truth.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 2: Nothing but truth, man.
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, brother. Thanks for being here. Tell us, everybody,
• 2:33:09
  one more time, your album.
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck?
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 1: Come on, dog. We do.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 2: You know I'm not here for that. I'm just here
• 2:33:14
  to say hello.
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get people to check it out.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: You think they're going to give a shit?
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 1: I think they will. Yeah, they'll like it.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 2: Yo, fucking Planet Frog coming out real soon. Real soon, man.
• 2:33:24
  We dropping now. Yo, you already know. That hype shit.
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 1: Hype shit.
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 2: You know, I got all kinds of things. I got
• 2:33:32
  many projects on the way for the year.
• 2:33:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's delicious. Always.
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: That's always going down. Always. You know that.
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 1: Boy, shout out to KG Barbecue.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 2: Yo, come on. Made them a star.
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: That was a good workout.
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 1: KG or KB?
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 2: KG.
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 1: KG, yeah, okay. I wanted to make sure.
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I just want to come and work
• 2:33:49
  out with you and just fucking chill, kick it, talk
• 2:33:52
  some fucking fights.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: Anytime, sir. Anytime.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 1: It's always fun to hang with you.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 2: You too, bro.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, brother.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I don't give a fuck about my album.
• 2:34:00
  Fuck that shit. Fuck everything else. I'm here for a
• 2:34:04
  good time.
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a good time.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you always.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 1: Bye, everybody.