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Outbound Banger Management fantasy hockey podcast.
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Who? It's going to be a bit different
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today, but we welcome you to Anger Management, the fantasy
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hockey podcast with Jake, Josh, and Kevin.
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This is going to be a fun episode.
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A very fun episode. Just looking to the camera.
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Yeah. I feel like it waved that way
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but anyway. So we're going both ways.
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The audience is 3. 60 by the ways.
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You know me. So we are still reporting person
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today. That's the leave some.
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Yeah. And other pictures are, like the
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people at the Leaning Tower of Pisa, completely missed out.
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Yeah, and when they hold the moon over sun, that's me.
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So do we have an official nomenclature for this episode?
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Is a bonus most likely twos, yes.
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Game Episode. We, we just wanted to make the
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content since we're in person and we, we asked the Wags to
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prepare some questions for us and we're going to get some
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spicy answers hopefully. Yes, always, always make the
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spice. Yeah, before we dive in, we
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normally talk about fantasy hockey podcast, so this happens
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to be the first episode you're listening to.
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There are other. Ones there's no way this is
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somebody's first episode. Watching the management should
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be crazy. That would be.
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Kind of cool, but like we always have a good time.
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But usually it's fantasy hockey. Granted, it is going to be a bit
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different, but we're gonna have fun with it.
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So yeah, yeah. Before we dive in, follow us on
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That's not true, but sometimes he is.
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I will be up late at night answering questions.
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And all the socials are in the podcast description.
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OK. So are we going to start with
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our questions? We should.
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We should. Project that's professing this
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by explaining what the game is. So we're playing most likely to.
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So we got, as Kevin mentioned, we got our wives and girlfriends
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to write us a couple and we got 16 questions and it's going to
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be like person most likely to do X thing and then we're going to
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count to three. We're all going to point at
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someone, so say their name, and we're going to the person we
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think is most likely to do whatever that thing is.
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And. Then we'll give a little
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explanation. And defend ourselves.
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Defend ourselves for sure and hilarity will ensue.
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So. As it always does in the.
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Bang Gang. We can I say that we have we
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have the wags in the room. With yes, we have a live studio
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audience, so. So far on our best behavior, you
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know why? Yeah, we're on our worst
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behavior, you know. Alright, should I start this
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off? Yeah, OK.
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And we haven't seen these questions.
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Yeah, so. We're seeing them for the first
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time live. Seeing seeing them live on the
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podcast. OK, here's the first we could
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point to ourselves too. You can also say your own name
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if you want. Yeah, well, I figured that that.
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Comes with that. Complaining because the people
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that are listening, they don't see the point.
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Yeah, that's true. Podcasts their audio.
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We've been doing all. Time.
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I mean, I've been mansplaining a lot today, so.
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Alright, let's start us off. Most likely to reach text the
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group chat. All right, I mean.
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I'm doing go. I just got 331 name.
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On the go, that will not be said, you know.
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Right. Yeah, fine. 321 Josh.
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It's not even close. It's like Josh is somehow rage
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texting right now as we record this.
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Translator just ended a. 15 game goal.
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I traded him earlier this year. Well, that's the.
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It's just I don't understand how every possible bad luck could
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possibly happen to me every week.
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I think it happens to all of us, but you're just like, vocalize
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it. So let's go to the most recent
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one. Oh my God, can't believe I sold.
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Low on Matthews LMAO I'm so bleeping dumb.
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This is the worst fantasy week I've ever had in my life and
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every way possible. Can't wait for it to be over.
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That was like a few days ago and let it be known that Josh Ritter
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Matthews was celebrating who has had like only multi point games
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since being on Joshua's roster. Another one from like 2 days
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prior. I woke up.
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I'm taking a break from fantasy until this week is over.
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Knocking to waste my time streaming for a week.
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Or every player on my opponents team is the best player in the
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NHL. There's a light.
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So much worse, you have no idea. I can't believe you're outing me
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like. This I don't know expect the
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receipts. To be pulled out now this is
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crazy. I need to start putting like
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disappearing things or something.
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I'm usually over at the second the weekend.
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If you have said again, haven't you heard again?
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Ohk. OK, let's move on.
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Hopefully the others aren't as as unanimous.
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OK, most likely to drop a player right before they pop off.
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Ohsa good one. Alright, you guys ready 321?
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You probably in Scotland. Yeah, we are.
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Scott Wood would probably Brian Clark, but I feel like, I feel
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like I'm always a week too early or something.
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That's what it feels like. Jake, he's like never wrong,
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just. Fairly Jake is like 3 months
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early, yeah. Just a week early.
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So it was. Like a right?
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Yeah. Unfortunate timing for me.
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I was like, I've been there, we've all been there, but I feel
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like you're the one who this. Happens most fresh in our mind.
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It's yeah, yeah. That was a big one.
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That's not the one that I wanted to win, but.
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At least enough filled with rage.
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There is a vocalizing. You know.
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It's not healthy. I go to the rage room with Jakey
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and we. Sang.
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You know, think together. Josh moved away.
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So just Jake, you down? Just the wages are still in the
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room and we are on our best. OK, next most likely to hold on
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to an injured guy way too long. Oht God.
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OHS, this could go multiple ways actually.
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Alright. I don't know.
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OK, Yeah. 321. Jimmy.
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Yeah, normally I would see me, but I feel like this year it's
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been. Used I feel about this.
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Person all better. Also smart for three.
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Weeks but I feel like 4 weeks. You giraffe with the intention
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of having. An yes, that is my plan.
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That's that's kind of. I was torn between me and Kevin,
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Yeah. Like, Kevin's injuries happened
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all at the same time, so he didn't really have much of A
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choice other than to like, quit you.
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Know I mean I didn't quit no, that's.
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It like you could have just like tried to consolidate or reverse
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consolidate. And then model like that.
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Yeah. It just would have had like tons
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of injuries. So I don't know.
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I feel like, I feel like normally like that's your
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strategy. That is, that is what.
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It that's different, that's like you dropped it with the purpose.
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I feel like the question was more like injury happens and you
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stick to it too long to type of thing.
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Yeah, but I could see myself doing that too.
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Like your thought process when you did it is exactly what I
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would have done. Yeah, like, you know, I'm not
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gonna lose this year because I got unlucky with injuries.
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I'm just going through it and hope for the best.
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Yeah, opposite. Jiggy, jiggy.
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Guys right away and regrets it after yeah Boone Jenner and
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Holloway Nikishin is that her lens gonna have a.
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Good day. OK, most likely to get fleeced
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in a trade. Ohhhhh I don't like this.
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OHS. Alright, alright.
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Alright. 3321. Alright, so so there's a lot to
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this. There's like, there's like a
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repertoire of of trades in the near the near past.
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The thing is that, like Josh has maintained that he's won the
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league in spite of our traits. Yeah, I don't think that's
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necessarily. True, I think he said.
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That's all. You keep trading with you, so it
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keeps happening. That's not true.
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I just like trading. So I feel like I, I just feel
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like I, I don't buy low and sell high as much as you guys.
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I just sort of I sort of do just happens.
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Yeah. Like I mean we had like a Jack
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Hughes for Matthews type trade, but I got back like more of a
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hole at one year, one year, you know that was great and you
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still won. But like I got back like a
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larger players. That's it.
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That's. It I remember that.
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That's it. I don't know.
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I mean like, I can't say that your trades among both of you
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have ever been like a clear one way win.
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Last year you pleased me. Like it was like the end of the
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year. It was literally the.
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Only line. I felt like a real G We were all
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sitting here, yeah, I'll give for like hours.
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And I'm like, I gotta make a trade, you know?
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Yeah, I got I got GTA research search just got hurt right
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after. Yeah, pretty much.
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I wanna say I would just say among the three, I'm the most
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likely. Yeah, no, I mean.
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Obviously. And like, it's either me or you
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like if you like, Kevin's usually like pretty.
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Yeah, Kevin doesn't like lose trades.
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Yeah, he's don't think high risk trades all high.
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Risk love, high risk, high reward, you know.
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That's I went until the perfect moment.
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Bounce, yeah. OK, so and not all these are
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hockey related by the way. We're going to get some.
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Won one. Personal attacks, I've been
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told. So that would be involved.
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OK, next one. One at what cost?
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Most likely to win the league this year.
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Who? OK.
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And that's, that's a tough one. Alright, how was that one?
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321 I love it I was. Hoping we don't forget Josh.
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I shouldn't be. OK, good.
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Nothing themselves, I think. I think that's as it should be.
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If one of us, one of the other person, I would have been that's
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like. Yeah, no, as much as I like to
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say it every year that still think of a good shot at.
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It so all of us got a great playoff schedule.
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I was actually not my team who just got a point and point.
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I've never been so pleased in my life.
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No, let me send some texts. I just, I, I like my, I like my
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chances this year and I, I feel like, I feel like Josh is a
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really good team. Your problem is is playoff
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schedule. I just need one more trade.
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Particular argue with you in a few weeks.
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Like an addict, every time. Like one more.
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Just one more time. Just one more.
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I actually love Kevin's team though, it's like really
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designed well for this league and it's super optimized for
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playoffs. The only just win till I drop
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mirror line and it's the only thing.
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It's like you simply may not make the playoffs because you
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had so many injuries for so long.
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But he's. Easily.
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And if you do, I feel like you're like an.
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Object like one point behind, you know, Yeah.
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And I had six guys heard for like.
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You're probably the scariest. Oh yeah, we're basically
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back-to-back in the stand. So yeah, no, you're, you're, I
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don't know, like Josh's even super top heavy.
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I admit David and Dressel can combine for like 30 points on
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any given week feels like. If they don't, then.
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What happened last week happens. Yeah, that would suck.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, last week as we're all
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family. 7 points from them. Yeah, I'm only 7 from 2 guys.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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I feel like we all have good teams and one of us can end up
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in the finals. For sure, for sure hope so.
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Always do. Yeah.
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All right, Muslims likely to eat so much, chef on call they get
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physically sick. Chef on call is, I feel like
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most people won't know what it is but it's like a local
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Montreal restaurant. They have locations in like
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Ontario as well. Yeah, they have one in one city,
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once a Waterloo. OK, yeah, fair.
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But it's like an all-encompassing, like, fast
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food places that got like, burgers, sandwiches, wraps,
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pasta sometimes. When we used to do the podcast
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in person all the time, when Josh didn't move away and
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stopped sharing a bed with J and I, we would We would come.
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We would come here, record the podcast, eat some chef on call.
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Like the best. Yeah.
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Then Josh had to go and move to Philly, where there's no chef on
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call. So now we can't have Chef on
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call. Except for tonight.
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Yeah, now he's back in town. Yeah.
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So yeah, like they have basically every possible.
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Thing you can and they have the best curly fries.
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And sauce, Yeah. So let's let's vote on this.
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Yeah, so 321J every time we order result, I order the exact
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same thing every. Time, it's true.
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It's pretty much the exact same thing every time.
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Jacob, for some reason, takes 30 minutes to order the show on
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call every week and still end up pretty much the same order.
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Yeah, but he has to look through the whole thing.
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You have to decide. OK, which two meals am I getting
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today? Well, you must have too many
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things, but you can't have all those like split this with me
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so. Yeah.
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Josh is like set with his order. Kevin and sometimes Gibson I
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indulge, sometimes he gives it, although he has like a crusade
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against milkshakes for God knows.
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What reason I'm the milkshake guy?
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So, so there's, there's too many things that one can get at this
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restaurant. And like, by the way, you could
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sponsor us. Yeah.
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And there's all these different sauces which I got shamed for
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all the time. So I introduced you to the
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sauce. Game you did but I get like you
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get like 8 other different. Sauces for one chicken tender.
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Yeah, yeah. They're big chicken tenders,
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first of all. They're probably size of like 3
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or 4 McDonald's chicken tenders if I had to guess.
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Yeah. 4, maybe 5. Nana 57, OK, maybe 7.
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I would say 4. I would say 434 I think so,
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yeah. No, not like they're high
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quality chicken tenders. All this is a delicacy.
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It becomes a whole negotiation between like me and Kevin, like
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alright, if you get this and I could get this and then we split
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this and that's why it takes me a while and then I end up eating
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a. Lot and sometimes even gets a
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three-way trade going on. It's like, OK, maybe we can all
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split aside. Yeah.
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Exactly. I mean, for one, some Mac and
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cheese bites. Yeah, yeah.
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That's. System that answer.
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I'm definitely the one Yeah, have.
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You feel you don't pay the price for it though.
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Like I feel like even though we you might have the most
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extravagant. OHS asking for.
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It Yeah. You'll spend your evenings in
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the bathroom though, do you? Who is that?
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Better Brighton to get too much. Moved out, there's only one
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bathroom and Jake always talked after Shawn calls.
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But I have the better brunt of it in the bed.
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Moving on. Alright, let's move on.
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So gross. Most likely to start a non
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fantasy related podcast. OHS.
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Wow, shoot, that's crazy. OK.
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OK, ready. Yeah, 32. 19 Really.
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Really. Or just your podcast?
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On I don't know, I was looking to push this episode.
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I was like, we should just do a fun episode where you just in
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chat you. Know I didn't identify you on
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it. Jakey fought me.
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So I feel like, I feel like Kevin loves so many different,
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like sports. Optionally, yeah, I could also,
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yeah, that. I mean, Kevin loves soccer and
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loves. Fantasy related formula.
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One hockey or non fantasy? Fantasy related, thank you for
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talking. Like I do participate in
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another. Does actually.
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Wow, you're gonna plug your other podcast?
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I'm not. All this to say, I feel like,
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yeah, it just comes with that. And then Josh also like, you
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have pretty, pretty intense hobbies.
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I know that sounds weird, but. I can't envision Josh had enough
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time for second podcast. Magic the Gathering Player.
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Parts of Magic, Yeah. Is there a lot of podcasts on
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Magic? I don't know.
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Well, maybe there's a market for you.
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Who knows? Yeah.
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I'm thinking what would I even have one that's not?
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It would just be that virtualized Disney version.
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Obviously. I didn't realize that there was
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a better version of Mortal. Distinction, but do you have a
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podcast, online musicals or something?
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Yeah. Yeah, you sure could do that,
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love. Musicals, yeah.
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Yeah, this is a fun one. You can break like super
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in-depth musicals like Hamilton that no ones ever heard.
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Of no, that's. It was a niche miracles.
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It all comes back to you. Spherical on ice.
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The musical needs to happen. I mean, there's Disney on Ice,
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right? Yeah, but Go on Ice is already
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on ice. That's it.
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So that's it. We didn't say on.
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Ice that's in pending. Anyway, yeah, they need to make
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a musical out of it. This is brilliant.
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But would be nice sprinkle on ice on ice.
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Jennifer is. It's genius.
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Go for the logging, stay for the points.
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So the next one most likely to costar on heated rivalry.
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Oh my God, was this? Was this already in or is this
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new this year? Wasn't it?
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This fall, with all the crazy jokes we've been making lately,
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I really, really. I can't wait to answer this.
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Interview is easy. OK.
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Yeah, 321, Kevin. Are you guys?
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Come on. Yeah, just little background.
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We were just talking. We just talked.
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About this should actually. We were just talking about the
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show earlier. Kevin's the only one of us that
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he watched it and he's like, the butts on this show are unreal.
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And. Unreal.
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And then and then Jake, he's like Kevin, your butts Unreal
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and so like. No.
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Well dude, we do share a bed so. Pretty much exactly how I
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remember it. And so just it just adds up too
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perfectly. Yeah, you know what they say
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Blank recognizes the dog. That's.
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True. That's true that.
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I think we should make a heated rivalry.
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OK, next please, if you wanna heated rivalry of the bigger
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management team, leave a note in the comments.
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We will not do it if we. 500. That's OK.
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OK. That was a crazy way to end it.
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Yeah. Oh, my goodness.
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OK. Most likely to stare at
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themselves the whole time while recording the podcast.
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Oh. No, spoil it.
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You can call this down. 321 Jakey.
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Ohi thought, I thought we all do that.
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Really. Yeah.
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I mirrors always off so I can. Yeah, Kevin lags out in the
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looks in the mirror and says why isn't this working and then goes
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back. No, I I've been called out by my
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girlfriend for noticeably looking at myself while
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recording. I think it's normal to just see
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how our perception is happening in the camera type of thing.
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But like she's like, Dang, I look good behind playing white
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background. We have we have received
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comments on YouTube. Jake, what's up with your
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background? Isn't are you Austin somewhere?
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No, that's it wasn't. It was a friend, but it wasn't.
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The sentiment is true that the less.
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His his wording was so specific and if you know the guy it makes
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so much sense, right? Before.
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I really hope you're listening. No, I was just with Anthony.
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OK, alright. This one most likely to have a
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shrine to their favorite player hidden in their house.
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OHK. OK.
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Yeah, yeah. OK, alright, 321 Josh, what?
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I mean, like you definitely have a backup trying it in somewhere,
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yeah. Shrine.
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It's a sleeping pillow. The chef on call delivery guy
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kind of looked like Markov. I was thinking that.
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You know, world's. First ever guessed.
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Yeah, so you wanna come up and record?
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Yeah. Another movie, Game night, or
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it's like that. It did kind of look like Denzel
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Washington though. Mistake.
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Was trying to. Like I feel you have a shrine of
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like the opposite of a shrine for everybody else's players.
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Yeah, you know that's. True or something you.
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Wish the worst on anyone who does not benefit my team.
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It's true, yeah. No, you don't have a shrine of
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Shrine of probably McDavid at this point.
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Me, Jesus. I mean, yeah, yeah.
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Who doesn't? Yeah, let me give.
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It honestly, it's not my shrine, it's in my house.
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That's brilliant. OK, most likely to forget their
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anniversary during fantasy hockey season.
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OHS. Well, actually have to think
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about this with the White City right there.
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Somebody gonna get roasted? Got mine alright. 321 Josh,
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Excuse me, put on earth. I'm just happy nobody voted for
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me. My book please.
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Provide your answers, sorry. Well, First off, my wedding
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anniversary is not drink fantasy hockey season, so I'm set there.
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Second of all, when we all had to say, are you know, who are
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Wags crushes in the NHL or me and Kevin got our answers pretty
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strong, but I think you had a pretty, pretty intensive
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reaction, some backlash there. I don't know if I can say
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anything that's gonna dig myself out of the hole, but I'm
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apparently already in, and I really don't know if this
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question was designed for me specifically.
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Yeah, So Ouch. And yeah, that that kind of
22:38
sucks, but I. It doesn't mean you're going to
22:43
forget, it just means you're most likely out of it.
22:45
Yeah, OK. Gotta sell them a lot.
22:52
Do you have a reminder? Anyway, next question most
22:56
likely to OHK gosh confidently butcher a common phrase or
23:01
expression. OHS.
23:08
Listen, we're splitting feathers.
23:10
Are you convicted? With your ass.
23:13
They convicted of 321. Yeah, wow.
23:19
It's part of my stick, you know, Some are accidents, some are on
23:23
purpose. Yeah, it happens, but they're
23:26
always memorable. That is so true.
23:28
Yeah, you're convicted in your answer.
23:31
We should make our mothers anger management vocabulary books,
23:34
like all the stuff that I said. This might.
23:37
Actually, I still think preface, I don't know.
23:41
Preface. Yeah.
23:42
Preface. Preface.
23:44
I like I like preface and preface.
23:46
Preface though I just, I'm gonna preface like someone not
23:50
supposed to do that. You know anyone who doesn't
23:53
understand it is not worth your. Time.
23:54
Yeah, You know what? That.
23:56
Means they're not fans. Thank you, John.
23:58
I appreciate it. OK, most likely to have a niche
24:02
pop culture reference for every situation.
24:06
And this is tough. This is tough.
24:10
Ooh, this might be the hardest one.
24:16
I, I feel like we all can do this.
24:19
I'm OK, fine. 321, Kathy. Oh, really?
24:24
Yeah, I think I just, I think, I, I think in my mind like the
24:28
the lines of movies or songs that just happens, you know,
24:32
sentences. Specific ones that even I just
24:36
say nonstop. But we all do it so often.
24:38
Too, 100% now they're not like, I think that's why it works so
24:42
well. We're always like, you know.
24:43
Like always on top of mind. I mean, there's a reason to take
24:45
it all. And he became classic.
24:46
Yeah, I'll just immediately thought it at the same.
24:48
Time, it's true. Three people think about that
24:50
specific line from the third Harry Potter movie.
24:53
Is just iconic if you don't know take it away.
24:56
And he is from the 3rd and. The reason I gave it to Kevin is
25:00
just cause of the daddy chill, yes?
25:06
I do that neutral sometimes. Classics are, if you did,
25:10
rivalry. Well, you guys have great, you
25:13
guys have great references with it when it comes to like the the
25:16
the classic comedy movies too, because everyone knows, yeah.
25:25
That's brilliant. Ah, here's in Miss March.
25:29
No, that's a crazy. Movie.
25:31
Me neither. That's her crazy like.
25:33
Who's in it? So that was Craig Robinsons like
25:37
kind of debut. I think it was like right, like
25:39
when he probably started on the Office and it's just like so
25:42
stupid but so funny. Like I can't even like I just
25:46
feel like it's like you would love it.
25:50
I just like I thought this is it old.
25:52
Pretty old, yeah, right. I would.
25:53
Be surprised if I've seen it. Honestly, because there was not
25:55
that old. Time where like I would, I
25:58
really wanted to watch every comedy.
25:59
Yeah. And so I'd go on Google and type
26:00
in best comedy movies of 2011 and then on 2010 and I went and
26:03
watched every single one that popped up.
26:05
So what year did you stop? I think I stopped at like 1998
26:09
so. Have you guys ever seen hear no
26:12
evil? Like see no evil, Hear no evil,
26:14
speak no evil, whatever? It's like with I forgot.
26:16
I probably butchered the name there.
26:20
Yeah, that too. It's gonna it's like an old
26:23
comedy with a I I forget the name, but like one of them blind
26:26
with them deaf and then they they end up in like a robbery.
26:29
OK. And it's just a comedy is fun.
26:32
Yeah, that's what I got. Hear no evil?
26:39
That's it. Oh I see.
26:42
OK. I got 2/3 of it right.
26:45
It was pretty good actually. OK.
26:46
Does it have good ratings? And I'm curious.
26:48
Check out Kevin's letterbox. Yeah.
26:51
Follow me on letterbox the for the link you know also on belly
26:57
and Strava. It's Kevin training for an
27:02
Ironman, so you'll. See an Iron Man, not an iron.
27:04
Trap. Olympics Olympic triathlon.
27:06
Yeah, that was impressive. Does a big jump.
27:08
Back the president was still challenging.
27:11
I don't know. It's been said on, it's been
27:13
said on camera now. So you kinda.
27:14
Have now I have no choice. Yeah, no.
27:16
Into our Strava and we were living the entrance fees because
27:20
it's a bigger management expense now.
27:22
I mean, if you run an Iron Man, I feel like Jake and I could
27:25
work on this. How expensive is?
27:26
It I don't know actually, probably a couple 100 bucks.
27:29
For you doing Iron Man, I think I would do that, yeah.
27:32
It's not an Iron Man, only be triathlon.
27:35
Triathlon. Yeah, come on over anyway.
27:39
After. Yeah.
27:41
Most likely to shamelessly plug the pod in a convo with
27:45
strangers. Ohhhhh.
27:47
That's a good one. I mean OK OK I got 1.
27:51
Yeah, 321. Yeah, we've done this a lot.
27:58
Yeah, you gotta do this almost all the time.
28:02
I've been up in my game. I actually, it's definitely you,
28:04
but like recently I've been trying to take your like follow
28:06
your lead on that. For my new job, they have like a
28:09
PowerPoint that every new hire will put in like favorite thing,
28:12
whatever, like something about, you know, and something about me
28:14
section. I put co-host of Bangor
28:17
management podcast and I put it as a hyperlink.
28:19
So if they press that, it goes straight to the link tree.
28:21
So you know, I don't know if anyone clicked it, but it's
28:25
there. Forever should have sent you a
28:26
specific link. We can check how many people
28:27
have clicked on it and then that would be cool.
28:29
Yeah that would be awesome. Not been cool when like 0 people
28:32
click. And my head is a lot.
28:35
I've been recruiting people too. I'm just saying on the down low.
28:37
Yeah, but Jake is very. Like you know, you know.
28:40
He's like, hey, I'm Jackie. Have you heard of the Binger
28:42
Management? Yeah, no.
28:43
Well, you should. Have you heard of fantasy hockey
28:45
at all? Yeah.
28:49
Have you heard of podcast? You hear no evil, Speak no evil.
28:56
You beat me to it. Yeah, like I learned sign
28:59
language to recruit. You're a listener, but you don't
29:04
know a viewer. All this to say, yeah, it's me.
29:13
I I like, I feel like I've just been out with my girlfriend and
29:17
like we would meet some random person and I would start.
29:19
Talking about it, I feel you also have the most like,
29:22
contacts of people that could be listeners to.
29:25
Yeah, that's true, which is great for us.
29:27
Yeah, I got his listeners like friends and family that like
29:30
going to anything about. Hockey.
29:31
Yeah, that just happened to see our face on YouTube or
29:33
something. Exactly.
29:35
Shut up, mom. And that my dad's our biggest
29:43
fan. He's always the first person
29:44
that likes our shorts. It's my dad.
29:48
What about our pants? What?
29:54
She didn't know it was funny. About her pants, she said What?
30:02
I get it now. The audience is laughing.
30:08
A live studio audience is eating this up.
30:11
Most likely to fake sick and cancel plans to watch a game.
30:19
Hmm, that's a good one. Hmm.
30:23
I mean he would show up like 3 hours late.
30:25
Yeah, this is the case. Good 321-G.
30:34
No, I don't know Kevin. Kevin is super dedicated.
30:38
To playing now you're right Kevin, I just like doing just be
30:41
late he'd still show up to the. Point.
30:42
Yeah, exactly. No commit to the point.
30:44
No, I would just keep making excuses.
30:46
Yeah, that's what. I'm still sick.
30:51
That's been a monster here. The Olympics.
30:56
Like, I wouldn't, I don't know. I wouldn't fake sick, but I'd be
31:00
like, I hate so much shuffle on call last night.
31:02
And now I'm like, you know, like I would, I would, I would still
31:06
show up to the plans, but not on time at the very end.
31:09
One time, fun story. I was going to a party and my
31:13
friend was like, yeah, I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
31:15
And I was like, alright, sounds good.
31:17
And then like I realized that the Washington Capitals were
31:20
going to win the Stanley Cup. And I was like, listen, I'm
31:23
delayed. Can you just give me a bit more
31:24
time? But more time anyway. 17 minutes
31:27
and 38 seconds. $100 like, I'm sorry, like I'll just meet you
31:33
there. And I watched the last can, won
31:34
the cup and that was cool but worth it.
31:36
I sort of have a point of reference for this, but.
31:40
Yeah, for people that don't know and have not put the pieces
31:43
together yet, like Jake is late for everything.
31:44
I'm sorry routing you but. I resent that I was earlier than
31:51
you for the rage cage this past weekend.
31:54
That's debatable. No, I was out of the car before.
31:57
You were leaving from the same house on the same at the same
32:01
time. Yeah, you don't want in our
32:03
modes of transportation. Feedback right, I'm assuming?
32:11
Staying. Behaviour and last but not
32:15
least, most likely to be checking the score constantly,
32:17
no matter the occasion. Weddings, funerals, childbirths,
32:20
etcetera. Oh.
32:27
But you, yeah, no, you like. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait,
32:31
wait, wait. No, was gonna say yeah.
32:34
I've changed. Yeah, I tried.
32:35
Yeah, I tried to avoid that. Who is K know that?
32:39
Let's make it like, let me just add a little bit to this.
32:42
It's like this is the finals. Hmm.
32:45
OK. It's not just like any random
32:47
week. It's like it's in the finals,
32:48
OK? Can we just?
32:49
Can can I? Yeah, obtain permission that
32:51
that's. Cool.
32:52
OK, yes. So yeah, so this is the finals.
32:55
OK. All right.
32:56
Yeah. 321 job. I like this almost happened to
33:03
me like the birth of my baby, the birth my baby was born on
33:08
the week of the finals. Happening to the one right lost
33:10
in the 70s but like, fully prepared to.
33:15
You're saying is a must stop. Yeah, yeah, probably.
33:17
No matter who's being born. I mean also making pickups and
33:20
stuff. Who is going through it more
33:22
that day, you or your wife? I mean, I was pretty.
33:26
I was reeling from my first ever loss, so it was pretty tough.
33:29
But you know what? It was a silver.
33:31
Lining was you have a baby. Now, Yeah, exactly.
33:33
So it all worked out. They're gonna say you're silver
33:37
medalist, you have a baby. Yeah.
33:40
Just like that is brutal, Kevin. Yeah.
33:43
That's not what I said. Yeah, yeah.
33:44
No. So.
33:47
Let the record show. I'm not.
33:48
Gonna strike that. Oh, good.
33:51
OK, well this was a blast. Yeah, that was a good one.
33:54
We got some. Real well, we should, we should,
33:55
we should. Off the Dome.
33:56
One question for each of us off the.
33:58
Dome over dominating. Gotta start.
34:01
I'd bang not expect that after Dome.
34:07
OK. Oh wow, that's fast.
34:09
Wait what up Still thinking it was OK just filling working
34:11
myself into type your thought process idea.
34:14
Sorry, I'm thinking. Yeah.
34:19
OK, I got it. One OK, Thank you.
34:22
Most likely to quit their job for the podcast before we fully
34:28
blow up. Ohk OK.
34:31
Yeah. I'm ready.
34:35
I'm ready. Two, I'm ready.
34:37
Alright, 321. JD.
34:42
Yeah. Exactly are are like we're all
34:45
believers. I feel like Jake, he's like.
34:47
He's got the resignation letter like already.
34:50
I am. I am such a believer, honestly.
34:53
We're all believers. Yeah, yeah.
34:59
I just like not not to make everyone cry, but I'm so I'm so
35:04
happy with the outpouring of support this year.
35:06
OHT was just like, you know what, I really, I really believe
35:10
in it, but I'm not quitting my job, but like.
35:13
No, Jake's boss, if you're listening to this right now, he
35:16
quits. If we get Ted likes drinking,
35:20
sporting his job. If Kevin shakes that booty.
35:27
Alright, once we reach 500. Yeah, ohk.
35:30
OK, what's? What's a good one?
35:33
Tonight I have. One came up with mine.
35:35
I have one. I'm not, I'm not good because
35:36
off. The Dome, I have one, but this,
35:39
I feel like it's gonna exclude one person off the bat, so
35:42
that's the last. Kid most likely to live in
35:44
Montreal. No.
35:47
OK, who is most likely to sincerely believe they can, with
35:52
given 10 attempts, can score a penalty shot on NHL goalie?
35:58
Oh wow, I need OK, yeah. 20 attempts.
36:03
Yeah, now we're cooking. Yeah, which goalie?
36:05
25. Which goalie?
36:07
The worst NHL goalie? David Reddy.
36:08
No kidding. The busy Nothing.
36:12
No. He's not the worst.
36:13
OK, who would be the goalie? Leave Amberline and.
36:16
OK, 20 airline. Well, who's actually the worst
36:20
goalie? This is the worst following any
36:23
shell. That's the worst starting
36:24
goalie. Yeah, right now probably.
36:28
I don't know. He's on the worst team, OK?
36:33
The worst NHL goalie, whoever that is.
36:35
OK, but. Yeah.
36:38
Alright, yeah, most likely to think they could score.
36:40
OK, after 25 attempts, 25 the. Numbers.
36:43
Good. 30 attempts, yeah. Alright, three.
36:48
This is most likely 2 or most likely to think they.
36:51
Can to think 321 jobs? No.
36:55
I'll. Explain why it's not me cause I
36:59
can skate but I can't stop and I can only barely skate as well.
37:04
I know that you're a better hockey player than me, but I was
37:10
like, for the vast majority of my career, goalie and I would, I
37:14
would feel more confident in being able to know where I could
37:18
possibly make this work. Move.
37:20
Are you using? I just like to know where I
37:22
would shoot and. I'm shooting and.
37:24
Scoring, yeah. It's not.
37:26
Easy. You go back and forth through
37:28
the five hole every time. It's not as. 4 breakaways, 5
37:32
break will use a game. It might be really and I did the
37:34
same move for the past 20 years. So they're basically just as
37:37
good as the worst NHL goalie. Averaging almost Patrick the
37:39
game, I feel like I. Believe like on the ice with
37:42
professional goalies and it's it's not as difficult as you'd
37:48
think to score on that. We're professional goalies are
37:50
actually like super good as in game situations.
37:52
It's like a whole different ball game is like actually trying to
37:54
score on them. So like I've seen like people
37:59
who are like better than me, but not just just know the game way,
38:04
like there's just there's. No chance you're scoring on a
38:06
shot on NHL goalie in a shootout.
38:08
Or in shooting. It's just like, it's like low
38:13
blockers, notoriously difficult place.
38:16
You know. Nodding over all those at home.
38:21
Like a bunch of shots from the hashmarks?
38:22
Yeah. Like can you score those?
38:24
I'm geeking everyday. I've seen I've seen people score
38:28
like non professional players score on goalies from the hash
38:32
marks. I just.
38:33
Have a good shot, Yeah, You're a goalie for your whole turn.
38:37
Shoes and Miller shoe. I'm saying I I.
38:41
Yeah, I think. You're the most likely one to
38:43
score, but the most likely to think.
38:44
That, I mean, the fact that you're fighting it so hard is
38:46
just proving your point like. Yeah, that's what I'm saying I
38:49
didn't expect. You to be this confident in your
38:50
ability. But I'm very confident that if
38:53
McDavid took 10 breakaways on me, I would be able to save 2.
38:59
That's insane. You know.
39:01
That's actually I've been able to save 2.
39:03
Yeah. I did my.
39:05
Line. The line is .5.
39:07
Back when I was. Like I don't take it the.
39:08
Other one, but you went. For two, back when I was able to
39:12
like, like in my prime when I was playing everyday, like yeah.
39:16
I don't think you have to save it.
39:18
Not him. Missed the net?
39:19
No, like it's like not going in. OK, I think I'm not putting
39:23
anything on user error. Yeah, so like every single shot
39:26
has to be on. That every single attempt that
39:28
he does, that's like on the net, I think it's going in.
39:32
I think Justin Sordell doing 10. Percent no shade.
39:34
I think that's that's different story, I think.
39:37
I think Steve Baines is getting 10 out of 10 on.
39:39
You in the shootout? So so just never seen Jackie
39:44
play golden Justin McDavid. You're still.
39:47
In sort of OK, David is no sort of also sort of recently scored
39:53
three goals and two assists in one. 2:00 You got the OK
39:56
anyways, the rusty Baynes is going 10 for 10, no?
40:00
No, no, there's no way. Anyway, so I I I'm trying to
40:04
give myself he's definitely myself to most.
40:07
Yes, some might say you think there's only 210 McDavid.
40:13
Frequently, I think more than yes, yeah.
40:15
I think it was great, Big David. I don't think he was missing on
40:18
you. Two defensemen in front of you,
40:19
McDavid still scoring 10 out of 10.
40:23
I think you could get an entire, like a whole team of five.
40:26
But what if it was me and you defending Jakey?
40:30
Some other talks gonna go out in the back, yeah, and you were a
40:36
good golly, but like I. I'm it's just cause like it
40:41
anyway. Well, maybe 1.
40:42
Day you will see. That's right.
40:47
Alright, I'm calling David. We gotta sell this one. 1000
40:51
subscribers and and Mcdavid's willing to take up the
40:54
challenge. Someone get me to take ten shots
40:59
on shaky because. What about you?
41:02
You'd stopped the 10 best banger management listeners that are
41:06
hockey players shots. At this point in my career,
41:09
like, probably not. Stopping the top US bank
41:13
management fans, You're stopping McDavid.
41:16
Stop. I said no in my prime of my
41:18
career. OK, Yeah, they're crazy.
41:21
Like in my at my best when I was when I was playing my best, I
41:26
could have stopped 2 out of 10 McDavid breakaways.
41:29
Yes. You think that every single
41:32
breakaway would go in? You really think that?
41:36
She's really fast with the moves I'm not going to.
41:37
Be honest, that's one poke check and I just like that counts as a
41:41
win, you know? What I mean?
41:45
It's not, it's not as crazy as you think, as much of A
41:47
discrepancy between him and like some rando playing like.
41:51
What about OK, so if you're if you're saving two out of two out
41:54
of 10, McDavid Yeah, good question.
41:55
How many are you saving for? Like Crystal?
41:58
It's the same idea. Three.
42:00
No, it's. The same thing, yeah.
42:01
What about like how many Caulfield ones are you saving?
42:04
It's the same thing. It's like it.
42:05
It's not a huge discrepancy like RTD bands and McDavid.
42:09
Maybe I could say like 4 RSD bands.
42:12
OK, so how many? First of all, who can we get to
42:16
that he's gonna think saving 10 out of?
42:17
10 No, I don't think any NHL player I'm saving 10 out of. 10.
42:23
Off. He's gonna shoot a Clapper on
42:25
you. Of course you There's no way
42:26
you're saving 10 out of 10 on. Any NHL player.
42:28
OK. If you can, never mind.
42:32
I'll do not to dive too much into this more but.
42:35
I feel this needs a deep dive. I'm gonna go.
42:38
I want you to take this confidence with you everywhere.
42:40
You go, yeah, that's. You will never.
42:42
That's what I do when I speak to people and I told them about the
42:45
podcast, the product here, you know, so let's.
42:50
All the comments, he's a goalie, yeah, better than McDavid, so.
42:53
We're going to know in the comments how many how many
42:55
McDavid breakaways you think Jake is saving.
42:57
Yeah, actually, out of one to 10.
42:59
I'm telling all their goals. We'll get it there.
43:00
Any goalies who listen, pop in the discord and back me up here.
43:07
I I need to see any If anyone backs up J I'll be.
43:10
Surprised, I'm telling you. Anyone who is not currently in
43:13
love with Sticky backs him up. OK, Hmm.
43:22
Well, I like, I like it. Keeping it on the sports team,
43:27
that one. You know what?
43:29
No, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna do it.
43:31
I'm gonna do this different. Wow.
43:32
Alright. Most likely to win the lottery.
43:38
OK. I'll just think they can just
43:39
most likely to win. Yeah, I got it.
43:45
Alright, alright. 321 Kevin. Me.
43:52
Nice. OK.
43:53
Josh. I feel like because it's like
43:56
the luckiest. Person.
43:56
Yeah, I'd like to have one something not like major ones.
44:01
I want like a bunch of random like raffles.
44:03
You already want the lottery out life.
44:04
You have a baby. That is so true, your wife tells
44:07
you. And a wife three years in a row
44:09
at the fantasy league. Your wife tells you everyday how
44:13
lucky you are. Yeah, write about it that way.
44:22
Someone called themselves The ranking goes Jake, you think you
44:26
could say 10 McDavid jobs? And then my wife tells me I'm
44:28
the luckiest guy in the world Every.
44:30
Day so OK it does. Does not wrap it up.
44:37
I think that wraps. Up.
44:38
I wish I had more question now. Yeah, I wish.
44:40
I wish Also I. Alright, next time we're in
44:43
person, I think if everything works out, you guys will come
44:46
visit me next time and we'll get our Discord fans to give.
44:50
Us stop by Edmonton. Yeah, let him train a bit before
44:56
he's ready to face Jakey, you know?
44:59
He's never shot a puck on me, and then he's never wanna sound
45:03
like. I honestly think if one of his
45:04
skates didn't have a blade he could still switch them out.
45:08
If you was using like the opposite side of the hockey.
45:11
Stick they hate us cause they ain't us I'm.
45:13
Telling you. I'm telling you, thank you to
45:16
everybody for listening to our nonsense.
45:20
Blindfolded backwards with two hands tied behind his.
45:27
Back just say who is the most like anyway I wanna say who's
45:31
the most likely to think they could dunk a basketball but I
45:34
feel like it's definitely me now yeah it.
45:35
Is most likely. To be able to the most likely to
45:38
think. That I have one ACL I can dunk.
45:41
But how are you gonna run a marathon with one?
45:46
In the straight line, I don't. Know.
45:48
It's not a marathon, it's an Olympic triathlon.
45:51
He can't. Turn left.
45:54
I could only turn right. Actually though.
46:01
I can swim and I can bike, it's just the pedals and then
46:04
running. Just more summertime whole.
46:06
Time, I think it might even had no because.
46:12
I remember having a similar conversation with my friends in
46:16
high school, and I was like, listen guys, well that's gonna
46:18
attend shots on me. I'd be able to save too.
46:20
There were like, no, you're wrong.
46:22
Why do you always? Go for 2, not just say 1.
46:24
I need to get my percentages. Up.
46:29
I wanna be responsible in fact not thought of two point point.
46:35
OK, most likely to think they'd be restorable in fantasy hockey.
46:38
Not most likely to be able to hit a baseball from an MLB
46:42
pitcher. So you know that I can't do
46:44
that. I confidently cannot do so.
46:46
Let's. Vote.
46:47
I can do it. No wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
46:50
Most likely to be able to land the plane or think they can land
46:54
the. Plane emergency situation.
46:56
And if that works, that's actually like an excellent
46:58
question. OK, OK, OK.
47:00
And keep in mind, I'm still still standing firm with my
47:02
McDavid vote for myself. Then just know that my
47:07
confidence is not out of nowhere for the Mcgavin scenario.
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OK? 321 Kevin.
47:15
I feel like he's so I feel you have glasses and I have glasses.
47:17
We can't be pilots. I don't need to see.
47:19
You don't have classes? Wait, who voted for who?
47:24
No, I could. I could definitely do it.
47:26
I. Voted for you too.
47:27
You did. Actually, honestly, it's mostly
47:28
autopilot anyways. But not the landing.
47:31
Part line an autopilot? Have you ever played parts in?
47:34
The airplane inflatable guy comes up and then he holds his
47:37
steering wheel lands. It great movie.
47:42
Don't call me Shirley. Have you guys seen the naked gun
47:47
2? No, but I was on the newest 1 so
47:49
good so far. I haven't seen the old one or
47:51
the new one. You gotta watch, gotta watch.
47:53
Yeah, which one should I watch first?
47:55
Watch. That one first.
47:55
First, a lot of references to the old.
47:57
One OK now with Kareem Abdul Jabbar is.
47:59
Yeah, and that's. Airplane.
48:00
Yeah. An airplane.
48:01
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
48:03
Good times. We look at the mostly the
48:07
survival plane crash now. I've actually thought about this
48:11
a lot. OK, so here's what.
48:12
I would present Jake is driving. Step 1.
48:15
Jump off a Cliff. All right, we can wrap it up.
48:21
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48:24
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48:28
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48:50
OK, what's more likely that Jiggy?
48:53
I'm not doing the outro again. Likely that Janky could save 2
48:59
out of 10 on McDavid, or more likely, that a monkey on skates
49:02
could score one out of 10 on Jakey.
49:05
Even though I want. To first of all, first of all.
49:08
Has the monkey been trained? Have you have you seen MVP?
49:14
Possible primary? Yeah.
49:17
Actually a real thing. Yeah, it's a movie.
49:19
I know nothing. Yeah, it's.
49:21
Have you seen Curious George? Well, that's a different story.
49:24
But an MP Monkeys on skates, playing hockey.
49:27
Milstein, Planet of the Apes. It's pretty much like that, but
49:30
with hockey, yeah. OK, I was in dangers old when I
49:32
realized it was most valuable primate.
49:36
Thank God. Yeah, even.
49:37
Realize there was that I was just called me because he was so
49:40
good. But anyway.
49:43
Most more likely, that MVP scores one for 10 on Jake over
49:47
that Big David. That's too safe.
49:50
Too safe? It's more likely MPP could
49:51
score. MVP is good though.
49:55
Like I'm telling you people on the Championship, no spoilers, I
49:58
think. What, They're watching it now.
50:03
Touch your pretty good movie. It's like, it's like in the Air
50:05
Bud era. Yeah.
50:09
Everybody already listened to the outro, so that was yeah.
50:12
You could take this. We're just here forever now.
50:16
Alright, I'll take it away. Yeah.
50:17
Babe. About Bound Bang, your
50:19
management fantasy hockey podcast.
50:20
Whoa. Wow.
50:21
Woo woo. So insane.
50:24
The delusions are nuts, I'm telling you. 2 out of 10.