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Vanilla Ice Wide Open: Leonard Nimoy Tribute & Fifty Shades of Grey · Multiple Nerdgasm

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uh I just had a big gulp of drink I'm all sweaty I've been moving boxes let's
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do this sounds good welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things
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nerdy I'm sitting on a box at the moment still in my underwear so well
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actually I am in my underwear which is a bit different from being naked while I
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was about to say you're wearing a little more than you usually do then can we
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switch can we switch this to a video call oh look it says it says on the
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screen make this a video call it's we should switch it to a video call Cuz
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Luke hasn't seen my new beard you have a beard now yeah turning on my video hi
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Matt sup buddy I can't see how about me can you see me I can yep very nice I
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sorry I don't have my webcam set up ah
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ruined but that's that's you actually have a beard for a change I I know I know
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change it's about time legitimate it's a legitimate
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beard we I'm I'm sure that we'll post a link to this in the show
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notes so what did I miss last week I'm sorry I didn't listen last week but I'm
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back again that's right just mat and me shooting the [ __ ] but if you didn't
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listen that means you didn't hear our promo live on air but you've heard it
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since um no I actually haven't yet sorry so not only did you not listen to
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the podcast you didn't bother listening to the 2minute clip that Matt sent
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you I I have a there a reason behind it I've been moving and I've had no
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internet right right that is a pretty good excuse y so I've got internet set
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up today I've downloaded the podcast I'm ready to listen to it now well I'm going
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I will catch up I'm going to play it for you now anyway oh awesome please
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do in a world where dragons one sword I I don't care what you saw there weren't
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any dragons like that's that's just a fact
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where dwarf and man battle for Supremacy
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they are kind of dangerous not dangerous but they are kind of uh ethereal beings
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these dwarves usually are and then they're asexual really where men worship
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the moon right are you inferring that you wanted jack off onto the moon yes
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wait I would absolutely of course they did and terrifying creatures stalk the
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land you wake up in the middle of the night yep little sashwat penis inside of
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you you need a hero I think you you have to honestly say there's going to be a
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line you have to draw somewhere and for me that line was when the Batmobile just
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crashed and pretty much caught on fire and then a motorik popped out you need a
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podcast suck a deck and download our podcast you
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need multiple [Music]
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nerdgasm there you go that was great and I apologize for not listening to that
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earlier no apology you're the one who misses out yeah well he's just heard it
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so yeah yeah apparently apparently Luke can just do whatever he wants that
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Crescendo at the end is epic thanks all right wish should we get into
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some news well I think the first thing we really need to start off with is
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Spock oh yeah yeah yeah we've lost Spock
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he's no longer with us yeah died of
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AIDS he did not die of AIDS luk everyone on this podcast dies of
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AIDS don't die from AIDS you die from stuff you like ponia or something sorry
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he died from complications related to
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AIDS can Vulcans get AIDS have they addressed that in any of the new films
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um I Sur surely the films in the ' 80s would have addressed that they would
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have had to yeah I mean they they addressed the whale issue surprised they
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didn't tackle the AIDS crisis he directed that one didn't he am I
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remembering that correctly you could be right it is a kind of leftist Pinko
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[ __ ] that he would be into but yeah so we lost L Nei and then
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we also had all the fans hating on Captain Kirk William Shatner for not
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going to his funeral he didn't go no is that right I what is wrong with him no
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no no I actually I'm I stand by what he's done cuz you know it comes down to
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what I think or not done but what it was is he had a Red Cross event planned for
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that for the night before and he's gone look I've got this I've committed to
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this long time ago a lot of Money's been raised I'm going to go to that he then
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tweeted uh hi let's all meet here and I think he organized to meet at a beach or
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something and let's remember him right like really nice like sorry I can't make
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it cuz I'm doing this to money that's but still wanting to do
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something that counts I mean look to the dead person it doesn't matter whether
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you're honoring their memory at the cemetery or on a beach in fact I'm quite
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sure Leonard nemoy would be okay with that now that you've explained it yeah
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but no internet K's a dick once again internet just I can read the whole
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article please that's all I ask if you have the same opinion at the end than at
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the start fine but just don't say anything until you've read to the end
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but here's a question do we know if they were still close friends I don't know I
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mean I know that Sulu and Kirk aren't talking yeah yeah that's except
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aggressive email aggressive YouTube videos to each other is that is that I
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wasn't sure if that was real actually I did hear that there um is it is it
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because Shatner's not happy with him being gay well no Shatner actually went to his
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wedding Oh I thought he didn't I thought no no he went to his wedding but then
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forgot that he did we have to he didn't see a man he
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didn't see a man and a woman kiss so in his brain he hadn't been to a
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wedding nice so I remember that video where Shatner was saying that he thought
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the reason that there was a feud was because um George thought
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what is it he was jealous that Shatner got to play the captain
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what what and he's just been holding it in for 40 50 years ah it was rambling I
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mean you know Shatner yeah it was this it was this rant about and I said to him
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you know do do another show be the captain of of your own [Laughter]
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spaceship I I would watch that I could watch that man Babble about anything
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he's hilarious you know what they should have done a spin-off Series where Sulu
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and Kirk did become enemies and Sulu was the captain of
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another Starship yeah suu should have been
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Khan yeah yeah so yeah um is there a Geek a we in
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that or you will be missed oh definitely Leonard nemoy geek of the week did you
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see his last tweet Matt can we do a um can we do like a like a downtempo geek
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of the week because I think our current geek of the week uh jingle is just going
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to be way too upbeat for for a funerary tribute all right we need something in a
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miner key I'll do something special and uh I'll insert it
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[Music] here King of
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the
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[Music]
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very amazing that was beautiful mant thanks in advance I'm G to make it the
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ziest thing you
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ever it's just going to be he was a [ __ ] and he died a
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[ __ ] well speaking of uh exploring strange new
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worlds uh some people from Earth are going to be exploring Mars well we'll
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see how that goes yeah I mean supposedly crashing into Mars no no no no not
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leaving the earth exploding in in Earth's atmosphere no no no okay you
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want to put your money on that my money is there will be no spaceship right I
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mean they've already said this would cost them hundreds of billions to do and
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that getting the money is the part of the plan they haven't yet worked out
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yeah but have you this is Mars one we're talking about obviously they've said
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that people keep saying oh the technology doesn't exist and they're
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like well that's fine it will yeah all right then yeah when we
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invent it yeah no no no well someone else is going to have to invent it cuz
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you know they're not they don't have the funds or the the time to do that they
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don't have anything we are way too busy interviewing candidates yeah we've got a
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website and people have sent in videos to that website but not all people
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famously Luke didn't send one in and now that they've now that they've cut it
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down well who else is even remotely famous for not entering the Mars One
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competition other than Luke I mean I ask you he's known on the internet for this
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for paying the $30 to download the application form and then not filling it
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out yeah I read a um an there was an interview was an article really a quite
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lengthly article about somebody who is one of the hopefuls for the
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who the and fill in the form and is is or was on the list I don't know if he
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still is um CU they've narrowed it down some yeah but they went to his house and
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he has devoted his life to this now oh
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God and it's like Jesus
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because I don't think it's going to happen like of course it's not going to
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happen this guy is from per of course it's not going to happen the one good
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thing that I think comes out of this this is it's got people
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interested yeah talk that's fair but here's the thing look we all know that
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NASA's not going to put us on Mars all right it it's it's just not if it if it
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happens if man lands on Mars it's going to be private Enterprise but it will be
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big business it won't be a reality TV show it'll be a mining company or some
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kind of military thing somebody with a big laser pointed at the Earth or
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something yeah but I look I I want to know Luke now that the list has been cut
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down and people are one step closer to this I mean how do you feel I mean
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you're regretting not sending in that application I
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am because you could still be in the running if if you had sent it in and
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your life Situation's changed somewhat since since those days just a little bit
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yes do you still think you could miss now whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa like us
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obviously you well no no no no we were around before this what luk is saying
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he'd like to stay on Earth for his girlfriend but for his oldest and closest
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friends who have been there for him through thick and thin and US my theory
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is I'd still be able to talk to you guys using the Mars
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Wi-Fi right be able talk to your girlfriend God can you imagine the delay
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that we get on Skype now sometimes can you imag this when one of us lives on another
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planet do they have the NBN on Mars they must it's nowhere else it's
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the um M mbn well you know I read an interesting
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fact recently M there is faster WiFi on
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the moon than there is in Sydney what
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yeah how is it get there I don't know that's where my knowledge of it ends but
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that was a fact I read hold on let me go it let me back this up with some
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science no don't worry about it just let it hang yeah the Moon is now WiFi
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hotspot there you go and this is from Al jazer I'm on Al jazer right now I'm not on the
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onion right a new Hotpot location should
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impress even the most jaded amongst us for the first time scientists have
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demonstrated it's possible to beam a wireless internet signal across the 2,389
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,000 sorry the 238,900 mil separating Earth from the
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Moon the demonstration done my research is at Nasa and MIT means that future
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Moon explorers can check in at
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the may embrium you know what that is
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and post Luna selfies with a greater speed than you do from your home network
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interesting what wow okay all right so I guess I guess we
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could still do the podcast in well from the Moon not from Mars but you could do
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it from the moon it's going to be like China all over again we're going to be like where
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are all these lunar listeners coming from that would be lovely and it's just
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cuz the the Signal's been routed via the Moon to Mars and everyone on the Mars
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one project is listening I read a great quote about the
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Mars one project recently actually that I never thought of before I mean
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everyone who goes up there is told now this is a one-way Mission so everybody
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knows that it's it's a yeah it's
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essenti well no you're gonna die and if you go to Mars you're gonna die Mars but
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um somebody uh that I follow on Twitter pointed out this being the first one out
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of 100 people to die on Mars is one thing but being the hundredth person to
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die on Mars that's some Grim [ __ ] that's true as well and I never
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thought of that imagine being the last one you're on a plane inhabited by 100
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people 99 of which have now died that will happen to someone if this goes
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ahead yeah and you are wanding around by yourself live on that planet yeah wow I
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mean maybe their plan is that by then they've sent up more people but I don't
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know I'll be very surprised if they can even get one up
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there well we'll see I guess how do you
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feel about that Luke oh I'd love that what would you do with your day I'd
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rather be the last one than the first one yeah yeah yeah okay talk talk us
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through a day in the life of [ __ ] on Mars the last surviving member of the
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human race on the planet wake up turn the Xbox on yeah right
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play yeah yeah maybe go for a walk uhuh oh oh oh
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look at that the the uh the the the oxygen systems are
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down um what are you gonna do about that hey sure there'd be backups or something
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that kick in would it there oh why you asking the wrong people the backups have
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kicked in what do you do next play the
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Xbox but yeah back to the Xbox right yeah so your day a day in the life of
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Luke on Mars is pretty similar to a day in the life of Luke on Earth yeah except
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on Mars sh on Mars and I don't have to go to work true being up there would be your
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job I mean I'm I'm sure you've got stuff to do I mean when I was watching that
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movie Moon I didn't see him playing the Xbox he was always doing something
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collecting moondust what the last the last guy there I'm sure I work for a day
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or two and then I have the rest of time off hey what do you reckon your bandwidth is
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up there on the moon how many games you reckon you can download on the moon on
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Mars well it might take some time to download them but I don't I'm not going
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to be playing online a lot true so downloading I don't think
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will be a problem H yeah I think it'll be fine just single
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player games as long as say stop all these co-op games I'll be fine well now
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that everybody's got an Xbox One or a
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PS4 um every time I turn on my Xbox 360
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um I'm either alone or occasionally Luke's there with
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yeah so uh nothing will change for
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me it'll Luke and I and then eventually just me doesn't it say on Xbox One or
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something if I'm online no oh all right it might say that for you but it doesn't
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say that to the 360 user who my kid I haven't used mine in
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ages yeah I've barely been playing any games except for the 150 hours that I've
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played div
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five God and I um I went back to Skyrim
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actually really yeah yeah right I've been thinking about that what was um
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Dragon Age not good enough for you well here's the thing dragon Dragon Age made
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you remember how good Skyrim was I was enjoying Dragon Age and I I
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think if I sat down and started to play it I'd probably get back into it but
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it's like I haven't played it in a while and when I think about it now I'm very
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aware of how like an MMO it is and how it's kind of like I feel like I've got a
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a to-do list and I'm going to log on and check the to-do list it's like all right let's
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get this done like I don't feel like uh with Skyrim it's like I'm going to go
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live in this world for a while yeah you know absolutely but Skyrim is amazing like
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there's not many games like Skyrim well and I I feel similarly
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uh fallout yeah but I just played through both the fallouts again Fallout
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3 and Fallout New Vegas back to back and [ __ ] me they're great games yeah well it
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really does look like they're announcing Fallout 4 soon oh God I hope so I will
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buy a new console for Fallout 4 just like I bought the 360 when Fallout 3
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came out honestly even if it does come out on the 360 I still think you should
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buy a new generation to play yeah agreed agreed that'll that'll be what does it for me
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absolutely and has to be the next thing they're working on everyone wants it
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it's oh definitely it's free money for them look M the fact that free money
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they do have to make the game yeah but they're guaranteed a return on it
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true Mt the fact that you're not even enjoying Dragon Age on a level that I
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deem acceptable is really disappointing to me yeah because I just know it's
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going to sit there right next to Evil Within uh both of which I've only played
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the intro Mission and I'll probably never put it back on again the problem
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is Dragon Age is very is great and it's got a very cool story but it's got so
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many side quests and [ __ ] odds and ends and things to do and I'm the I'm
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the kind of person that for some reason like I don't I don't get this in Skyrim
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like for the reasons that I that I mentioned like for some like I said when
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I I load up Dragon Age I feel like I got this to-do list and I've got to work my
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way down it and then once I've done all that stuff I can progress the story some
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you know whereas for some reason with Skyrim I feel like I can just do
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whatever I want I don't feel obliged to do anything well with Skyrim I didn't
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know I actually finished the game I like it was I don't think that's
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a thing you can do no cuz I mean when you finish the main mission the game
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continues yeah but it's not like it was a so that's what like saw a I want to do
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that now so it wasn't a real end to the game whereas Dragon Age there is an end
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I have never finished the main quest in Skyrim oh really that's one of the
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things that I man the the actual last final mission is pretty epic okay well
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that's one you will enjoy it that's one of the things I want to do my new playr
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so you're starting a starting again with a new character yeah I did yeah so
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you're not that disgusting cat this time no I'm a um I'm a Nord oh fighter you
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got married yet no I'm not no I have an Amulet of Mara but I I um haven't just
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haven't find the right girl I haven't spoken I haven't been to rifton yet to
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speak to that guy so don't marry the same woman this time I'm not going to
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marry someone else I will and also I'm trying I'm I've joined the Stormcloaks
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and I'm trying to get the house in um ah yeah Windhelm is it Windhelm I still
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need to go back and build my own house oh sorry yeah I've done that as well
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yeah build yeah what are the DLC for it you could go and build a house oh wow
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cuz I obviously I obviously got the first house in um whelm or whatever it
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is and then I had a beautiful big house in solitude mhm but do we have a jingle
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for Skyrim real estate I think we might I don't know if
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we do so I'll make one gym property ladder that's not it that's not I don't
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want I don't want to hear that with music that's not it you're making up
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your own all right I'll do I'll do something if you're looking for land in
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solitude then you know exactly what you must do multiple nerd G your number one
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source for Skyrim real estate
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news but yeah I um but fck man do you guys remember when we were all playing
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all four of us were playing Skyrim and we're all up to completely different
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parts and we were so excited like literally I'd be at work every day
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wishing I was at home playing Skyrim yeah it was just a brilliant game it was
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just and everyone's game was different totally different I felt the same except
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for who we married I felt the same about weird that we all married the same woman
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yeah I know it's weird I felt the same way about Oblivion uh Oblivion was was
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amazing but then Skyrim was the same but but better yeah which is why I don't
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feel I can go back and play Oblivion yeah like I'd love to play wind again
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but there's so many things about like Mar the setting is amazing but there's
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so many clunky things about the game that I really need to back and play
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Oblivion just to there's one more achievement I need to get 100% in it oh really
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yeah but I but I don't know every time they release a game so go Oblivion was
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great and then Fallout came along and that was even better and then Skyrim and
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just keep better and better every time yeah yeah but then they went online I
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don't know why everyone insists on doing this whole online thing cuz they're
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actually releasing um The Elder Scrolls online on the Xbox
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it's coming out as freet toplay sh as way stop it stop it yeah stop all
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development on the online version and just bring out a new one I think we've
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discussed this briefly but I think everyone was saying oh I want to play
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Skyrim with my friends I want to play sky with my friends and they went all
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right Elder Scrolls Online it's an MMO everyone was like no that's not what we
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meant no I'd like to i' like I would love to play with you guys I felt like I
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was playing with you guys yeah right we just hadn't bumped into each other
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somehow yeah that's right you were you were there the other day I didn't see
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you yeah I just missed you I'll leave you a note yeah yeah but I don't think
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they can what we want I don't think they can do what co-op in Skyrim no no no but
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Co-op where we can each sort of play our own game but sort of play together at
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the same time drop in drop out kind of thing we're still playing our own game
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where it's our world and yeah I know yeah imagine we're just you're just
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playing your own game and you're walking through the forest and then you see
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someone coming towards you and you're like oh hey Dan and I'm like hey buddy
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sup just uh just killed a droger
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so just uh off to sell some stuff I took off his
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corpse you want a hand or I can carry some stuff for you I'm fine all right no
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I'm all right where where are you off to I I was just going down to this cave
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just I've Been Told that there's some sort of um witch down there oh yeah so
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I'm just going down there to see if I can take care of
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her look a h Raven oh sorry sorry it's
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Terry how you going hey Terry it's Terry small shoe yeah I was just um just down
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here south near fa cre looking for the um the old Sasquatch I uh I didn't
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realize you were a fan of Skyrim oh yeah yeah you know um you know those those uh
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giants that are around yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're the um
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they're the distant cousins of the Sasquatch oh of course they are yeah I
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think they're actually is a Sasquatch quest in Skyrim uh do they actually call it the
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Sasquatch H I can't remember it's not the most informed uh
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Dro in that I've done on the show it's not the most ill informed
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either though to be fair no I'm generally pretty ill informed
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let's have a look here on the old internet oh
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yeah um Skyrim Bigfoot mod oh it's a mod
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oh it's a mod yeah how do I add the D to
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Skyrim what like dicks I believe if you're looking for
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the Sasquatch I believe um Far Cry 4 might have that why don't you head over
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there and have a look all right I'm off see see you Terry bye
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Terry see you Terry Matt you've hardly ever got anything to say when Terry's here are
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you do you not get on look as I've explained he lives he's he's living in
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apartment 32A now I don't I don't know how he got in here
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I'll be honest I locked the door um the windows are shut because there's too
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much noise if I leave them open um he just emerged from under the desk and uh
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he's been hogging the microphone yeah Terry yeah
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all right well speaking of video games um an
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11-y old was making use of the the new share
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play feature what on uh it's a PlayStation Thing Luke you
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probably don't know about it for that reason mhm um it's where you can kind of hand
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control of your game over to somebody else on the internet so it's the virtual
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counterpart to hey get me past this bit yeah exactly yeah sort of like that so
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um now an 11-year-old who was streaming
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on Twitch uh he was playing Destiny and
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for some reason he um handed control of his character over to somebody online
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and then wandered off to get something uh and then when he came back
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he discovered that um two of his characters had been
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deleted uh and the guy was attempting to sell off a bunch of his gear I believe oh
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God so oh man yeah um there was a video
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of this um which has been removed from YouTube now um but the video allegedly
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not allegedly the video showed um him yeah because he was captured on
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Twitch right yeah that's right so the guy jumped on uh the kid wandered off
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for some reason um the guy started deling that was an oversight then
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started um selling all his legendary
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gear and [ __ ] and then the kid came back um quickly hit reset on the um the
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PlayStation I believe uh and then the at the end of the footage he's just kind of
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weeping um you know the biggest problem I have with this not actually troll is
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why is 11-year-old kid got Twitch account and playing this
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game fair point H it's an ma15 game
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uhhuh there you go um also the whole interaction there should there's a child
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lock I know it's on the Xbox I assume it's the same on the PlayStation yeah
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where you lock out your CH child speaking with people they don't know and
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things like that see Luke thought it was going to lock him up a few children so
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but no I just I have I have a whole problem with people letting their
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children play GES that they shouldn't have and do this when it's a good
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example of why they shouldn't be allowed to do it yeah they might get they might
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get their [ __ ] sold and deleted by some [ __ ] on the internet well I mean look
29:43
look this was a dick move there's no way to that saying it was that no you're
29:48
absolutely right in that like an 11-year-old doesn't know to not trust
29:54
people on the internet yeah but even like the
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[Music]
30:59
yeah true or if you Mark Hamill you know what I'll leave it I'll leave it yeah
31:04
yeah Mark can do what he wants yeah he's earned it
31:11
he yeah all right all right we have to talk about this now but I can't
31:18
pronounce his last name Peter mullu
31:22
mullu yeah Peter mull you he he he just can't do it Kenny
31:28
well yeah he he's got this um P molu if you don't know is the guy who came up
31:34
with um populace and um black and white famously the God game Fable yeah the
31:41
Fable series um uh he he's a very
31:46
creative game designer and he famously unfortunately
31:52
for him is known for kind of overselling his games
31:58
so he has he has great ideas really really creative fantastic ideas that
32:04
he's not able to execute and if they could pull these guys off these ideas
32:08
off it would be fantastic yeah but he's often not able to execute them as he
32:13
kind of said they would be delivered so um I was going to say recently it's not
32:20
recently it's a few years ago now I think um if I if I double check um it
32:24
might be two years ago maybe Kickstarter for um goddess was it
32:30
yeah it was not only a kickstar well there was a Kickstarter for a game
32:33
called goddess which was going to be a new God game um with a bunch of fancy
32:38
amazing features like online play and and all this amazing stuff uh yeah it's
32:43
nearly two years was this whole wasn't this whole thing where everyone was able
32:46
to click on a box and when the last when the person clicked on it at the right
32:51
time they got to become a God in the game or something yeah that's right and
32:55
um there was a kid who won the um the competition we'll call it um I've
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forgotten the guy's name uh oh Brian Henderson Brian Henderson won that
33:05
competition to become the god of gods and he was also meant to get a profit of
33:09
the game or something yeah he a huge prize to win absolutely so um can I you
33:16
there do do you mean Brian Henderson from National nine news
33:21
no no I don't you sure I'm pretty sure I think he was at the time he was um an
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18y old kid he's now 21 I think no that can't be right he must have it's oh it's
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18 months later yeah okay so it is it is um because yeah sorry the he won the
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prize before the kickstarter even happened I think so but anyway uh how
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how much do you think he's gotten so far you know if you were if you were to
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win a share of the um you know the profits from a game for the period that
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you were able to play as God in the game how much do you think he's made so far
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I don't know 20,000 he's made nothing because
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because I had a feeling it was going to be zero I had a feeling but I I took a
34:10
St because so far they haven't been able to deliver that functionality in the
34:14
game and the contract States for the period that he is the god of gods he
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will receive a revenue share but unless
34:23
they actually make that part of the game he gets nothing and and so far they
34:30
haven't able to do that and molu has moved on to new games by I love that
34:34
what kind of competition says and if we don't get around to it you just don't
34:38
get anything right I mean that sounds like something we'd have on this show
34:43
yeah yeah exactly it's like so people are annoyed at him obviously some people
34:49
have demanded their money back for the game because apparently here's the thing
34:52
the game they went to Kickstarter because he didn't want to to a publisher
34:58
because he felt they'd have more freedom without a publisher and he asked for I
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think £500,000 to make the game he made over a million PS mhm mhm then they ran
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out of money and so he got double what they needed he got more than double and not
35:15
only that instead of going to a publisher then what they did was they
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sold the mobile rights to a publisher not the PC rights because they promised
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the PC rights wouldn't go through a publisher they got a mobile publisher
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to purchase the mobile rights give him a bunch of money and now the mobile
35:32
version of the game is more functional than the PC
35:34
version good God so he's coping a lot of flack about it and um I've linked to
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this rock paper shotgun interview with him um that I've accidentally just
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pasted over in spreadsheet because I hit the wrong
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button but yeah um the the interview is pretty brutal
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um for examp example the very first question um the interviewer asks is do
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you think you're a pathological
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liar and mol says mol says oh that's very and he says look I know it's a
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harsh question but it seems like it's an important question to ask because there
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seem to be lots and lots of Lies piling up oh and um Jesus yeah the interview
36:19
moves on from there and basically it's it's a lot
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of mol andu saying he didn't lie he just was mistaken or he didn't know and he
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says no he says it doesn't happen that way and the guy says well let me quote
36:33
back to you what you said in this interview and mol says oh you're going
36:37
to quote things at me we could be here all day he's G to bring proof into the
36:43
argument he doesn't come out he prove anything with proof yeah he doesn't come
36:47
out of it very well and he even he at the end says um I'm very unhappy about
36:52
how this interview went and the guy says yeah I bet you are um so I mean well
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link to that if you're interested check it out it's I think it just goes to show that
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video games are hard and but if it's coming from someone in
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the industry who should know well that's one of the things the guy says is right
37:12
if you asked for £500,000 right you've made so many games you've been in the
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industry for 20 years right people trusted you to know how much money youp
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was one of the first games I ever played yeah me too populus was amazing yeah
37:27
yeah well fact I could barely understand how to play it when I was a kid yeah but
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I played it anyway it was so beautiful Fable is amazing I love Fable um yeah
37:37
Fable is cute and I think the the difference with those games is like and
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like black and white if you recall black and white was the game where you played
37:45
as a God and you you know you interacted with the your worshippers and you had a
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pet that could do things and he originally did say that it was going to
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be a lot more advanced than it was and it was kind of a weird game it was very
37:56
buggy and stuff but at that point people weren't paying their money beforehand
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with the promise of the game we we were able to wait until it came out because a
38:05
publisher funded the creation yeah whereas now he's said all this stuff the
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game's going to do this people paid in good faith and it doesn't and not only
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that this guy um who presumably has moved on with his life was promised a
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revenue share and he he said in this interview oh I just assume I won't get that
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like you know it's I was told it was going to change my life he also said in
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there an interview with him in Euro game I'll link to as well where he was flown
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over to um to the studio to meet the developers and everything um molu was
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too busy to see him so then he went to um the pub with all the developers who
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just talks amongst themselves and ignored him and then mol you didn't show up
38:55
so all right off to a good start why guys in trouble
38:59
flying flying him there to do all that if you're not going to take five minutes
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well he said um he got to play an early version of the game which he said I'm
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paraphrasing um but he said it was a bit [ __ ] so
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yeah anyway so it just goes to show Kickstarter is a tricky
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thing um we're doing our though oh yeah
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we are doing ours we absolutely doing ours we've got a date locked in it's all
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happening mhm absolutely yep so um those of you who kicked
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in keep an eye well everybody keep an eye out but those who kicked in keep an
39:39
eye out even more because yeah keep more eyes out yeah keep both your eyes
39:46
out so yeah pet M and you I feel bad because I I actually Tim schaer posted
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an interview uh not interview sorry an update on um on Broken Age because as as
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I think we've discussed before Broken Age is another game that had a
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Kickstarter and then had to ask for more money because uh the way that they said
40:07
it the game ended up being bigger than they thought it was going to be and I'm
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like well that's cuz you let it um but he said he feels like people's
40:17
anger towards molu is unfair and that you know that's the nature of the game
40:20
industry and stuff like that but again like you know he should have known
40:25
better and because one of the things he said is they intentionally asked for a
40:29
low figure because it's easier to get the kickstarter passed with a low figure
40:34
and if you don't then you don't get any money if you don't get what you asked
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for and so the interviewer says so you intentionally asked for less money than
40:40
you needed so that you could get some money like even though you said that
40:44
that's all you needed and he was like no no no that's not what I
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said and then and then change the
40:51
subject yeah sounds pathological to me I know and for the to clarify pathological
40:57
just means you don't realize you're doing it but you lie all the time yeah so
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yeah yeah so you keep telling it's F I've never said that before Dan I know
41:10
you keep [Music] insisting where do we want to go next we
41:15
want to go uh back into space we want to go to the KKK we want uh rap stars in
41:21
trouble with the law the law well we can we can start there and
41:27
we talk about Vanilla Ice being arrested
41:30
for burglary Ice Ice Baby yeah yeah yeah well he very famously squandered his
41:37
money so yeah yes he did um and he's
41:42
been basically exploited by people ever since trying to uh cash in on the Vanilla
41:48
Ice Legacy y um and he'll He he'll take cash from anywhere but he'll also take
41:54
other things as he proved um
41:57
when he was uh part of a reality show
42:01
called The Vanilla Ice Project so that sounds
42:06
fantastic and um he orchestrated uh him
42:10
and his uh crew uh and I I'm not sure whether they mean like rap crew or film
42:17
crew it's unclear um to break back into the house they'd been filming at
42:23
previously uh cuz it had a lot of nice stuff in there and um
42:27
and steal it and there's a there's a list here of what he stole so if you're
42:32
wondering what kind of stuff Vanilla Ice would risk his career and his freedom
42:37
for uh the list is an iron table with a glass top they at
42:43
$450 patio chairs valued at $1,000 sofa valued at $1,000 two
42:50
bicycles valued at $400 and a large
42:54
mirror valued at $500 jeez yeah he had
42:59
also been trying to Target a pool heater valued at $3,000 they saw him
43:06
looking at it longingly that one that one didn't make it out ice what's that
43:10
Covetous look you've got on there I know what you're doing I know
43:14
what you're doing get your eyes with my heater he
43:18
claimed that uh he assumed that because the house had been filmed in and was no
43:25
longer being filmed in yeah that everything inside it was up for
43:30
grabs what right yeah yeah he didn't he didn't realize that houses are rented
43:37
from the people who own them and live in them by film Crews to record television
43:42
programs and then afterwards are just lived in again by their owners yeah and
43:48
um it just belongs to nobody now that's right well I guess I guess it belongs to
43:54
me I don't know why vanilla R is Australian
43:58
but like Ice Ice Baby I just want to know if you actually honest honestly
44:02
believe this like how much would it cost to hire a house for
44:06
filming uh it's probably a big house is probably a couple Grand a day couple of
44:11
grand a day so he thinks that for a couple of grand he goes in and then the
44:16
$20,000 worth of furniture in there is s up for grabs just up for grabs yeah
44:22
right all right so Luke can I also just quickly say before we go on and I know
44:29
what you're going to ask and I do want to hear that but I've just
44:31
noticed uh v r has many tattoos right yes that's fine I like tattoos he has
44:38
the phrase wide open tattooed across his
44:43
knuckles what what's wide open yeah
44:47
exactly H well that's how he guess that's how he gets those fets inside
44:52
should I Google it I don't know if you want to Google it Google vanilla Eyes
44:57
Wide Open Wide Open Eyes Wide Open just
45:01
don't hit image
45:08
search I mean if I look here's the thing if he gets convicted of this crime he is
45:14
looking at jail time like legitimate jail time and if I'm going to go to
45:18
prison if I'm going to go to prison the tattoo I don't want the literally one
45:23
tattoo I don't want is wide open yeah that's
45:30
fair all right well I can't find a reason for it all everything's just
45:34
pointing to his arrest yeah I think I think we're all wondering how vanilla
45:38
rice could have done this better yeah absolutely so why don't we um jump into
45:44
a bit of um while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's
45:49
[Music] crimes talk through it Luke well I I need a bit more information that's why
45:55
I'm just trying to quickly have a look B right well look Luke basically what it
46:00
is is he wants he wants the layout of the the property that's what he wants
46:04
yeah you've been filming in a house uh for a couple of months let's say TV show
46:08
every day you're in the house doing your filming and you're thinking to yourself
46:11
there's some pretty nice stuff in this house oh here you go you don't leave it to the
46:17
end that's when they're coming to check stuff you start sneaking stuff out like
46:22
like the second you get there just a little bits and pieces every now and
46:25
again then at the end go I don't know what you're talking about that wasn't
46:29
here we've been filming here this whole time someone else might we got people
46:32
coming seen that PO heater for months you take one of the legs off a chair and
46:37
go Fu broken chair and then and then one by the end of it you're just sitting on
46:41
the ground going well I would assume that there was a lot of trucks coming in
46:44
every day with lots of loading and unloading just at some point just say oh
46:49
I think these chairs have got to go yeah right I think this is the you people
46:55
constantly coming and going the time it's anyone could have taken it but
47:00
doing it after the fact after you finished I mean have I have I told you
47:05
guys the story of the time I inadvertently helped somebody steal a
47:08
whole bunch of potted pine trees from a 7-Eleven what have I not only not told
47:14
this on the podcast but I've actually never told you about this I don't know
47:18
okay so a good friend of ours uh
47:23
styler and I were about 15 years old old and we're sitting outside the 7-Eleven
47:29
on the Great Western Highway near Cambridge
47:33
Park and there's these rows two rows of
47:39
pine trees that are kind of probably about 2 m High they're small pine trees
47:44
right 2 m High and um pine trees have I been saying pine trees this whole time I
47:49
mean palm trees right like desert island looking things right the things people
47:54
put in a 7-Eleven in penth to up the place right okay y so we're sitting
47:59
there we're drinking a slurpy and um to be clear we're drinking two slurp we got
48:04
one each we're not who straws in one slurpy just to be clear um guy pulls up
48:10
in a in a truck comes out and says to us you boys want to earn five bucks each
48:15
help me load these trees into the truck and we're thinking five bucks each
48:20
that's a whole other slurpie right so uh we give him a hand we're loading these
48:25
pine trees up into the truck palm trees [ __ ] what is wrong with me we're loading
48:30
the palm trees up into the truck he shuts the back gate he drives
48:35
off and as the guy inside the 7-Eleven hears the truck
48:40
screeching out of the parking lot he runs outside yelling come back with my
48:45
trees then looks at us and says the [ __ ] did you help him
48:51
for and that's when we realized that just because someone has a truck and confidence
48:57
they don't necessarily work there right y but that's how you would have carried
49:03
out this crime exactly truck and
49:06
confidence all you need is a truck and
49:11
confidence and you can get whatever you want well you know speaking of
49:18
theft somebody else who's done a bit of
49:20
theft um not now but um back in the 60s I guess yeah
49:27
what is Neil Armstrong you could probably pin it down to the exact year
49:31
and date couldn't you that's right I'm sure we could figure out the exact day
49:36
that he uh stole a bunch of stuff from the Moon yeah or from the moon mission
49:41
let's say I was going to say I don't think the stuff was on the moon and
49:44
let's also say he didn't necessarily steal it as just kept it no I think this
49:49
stuff was actually on the moon I think it's is the stuff he to
49:54
leave there it's not stuff that got there was like oh someone dropped their
49:59
wallet I'll take I'll take the money I'm having
50:02
this no but it uh okay so Neil Armstrong
50:07
died one or two years ago um from complications due to
50:13
AIDS and it was only recently that his
50:18
wife discovered while going through his closet uh that he had a bag of moon [ __ ]
50:24
that he had that he had never told anyone about
50:27
um and whole heon [ __ ] whole heap of U really bizarre pornography but that that
50:33
didn't get donated to the museum only the moon [ __ ] did uh and it's everything
50:38
from cameras to torches uh
50:42
cables what else just Moon artifacts
50:46
really just stuff that for some reason he kept it uh some of it is still covered in
50:53
moondust huh is that is that what he calls his scene
50:58
okay I do have a question though I can understand sneaking this into the sh how
51:02
the hell did he get it out when he got back wouldn't they have gone over every
51:09
sort of piece of item he had well look I mean the items were stored in uh what
51:15
asars call their mcdot purse and I don't know how it got that that name but it's
51:21
basically a like a white canvas bag maybe there's some unsp rule that you
51:27
don't look in another man's mcdot purse well look why don't you tell us how you
51:31
would have done [Music]
51:36
it well I I don't think I need to he did it successfully oh yeah all right well
51:42
but I'll reverse that jingle sorry my
51:46
[Music]
51:51
bad sorry my bad look he he didn't get caught he he got away with this got
51:56
through so what you're saying is Neil Armstrong Master criminal yes well he
52:01
got away with it or he was murdered because of it
52:06
oh well we have discussed on this podcast before that aids is probably a
52:12
chemical weapon developed by the government on the moon on the moon yeah
52:18
have we discussed that before that it's a chemical weapon developed by the
52:22
government probably I mean that's that's what that's
52:27
so I'm sure we've talked about it yeah it sounds like something would say I
52:33
mean so what you're saying Luke is that the Moon is covered in
52:38
AIDS and that that Neil Armstrong contracted AIDS while on the
52:44
moon is that what you're saying I don't quite think it is but sure why
52:50
not maybe him and Buzz were sharing
52:55
needles on Moon I wish Dave was here because he
53:01
would get horrifically offended at us
53:05
bad the astronauts like this he's really really Pro astronaut he doesn't like to
53:10
hear the pro truth about them yeah he's an I remember recently
53:16
somebody gave B Aldren a Tamagotchi and said hey go have a play with that and
53:20
he's like y great pretty fun what and uh and they said you know that's got more
53:25
uh got more processing power than the computer that put you on the
53:29
moon and uh he was not amused by that
53:33
analogy well people say that but um they got to the
53:39
moon so yeah yeah what's your point yeah
53:44
exactly I like that that's fine so
53:49
what yeah that was 40 years ago yeah
53:54
take that burn like
53:59
yeah yeah if you had showed me a Tamagotchi in the 60s maybe I would have been
54:06
impressed I put that in my shuttle but showing me it in
54:12
2004 or whenever it was I don't know when did tagoi go out of fashion was it
54:18
was it tagi '90s maybe maybe it's a great episode of double the fist where
54:24
the ghost of one of the guys Tamagotchi come back and demanded to know why you
54:27
stopped feeding it all of a [Laughter]
54:31
sudden well before I mean we're getting close to um to closing time here I think
54:38
but um before we do I'd like to engage
54:42
in a bit of foreshadowing oh why not so
54:46
there's a film uh that's that's playing at the moment it's come out uh it's
54:51
based on a a famous I guess you could
54:55
say book Star Wars uh no it's not Star
54:59
Wars and in fact the famous book is um it's actually based on an even more
55:05
famous book yeah that's right sort of is it more famous I think they're both
55:10
equally famous now they're um I think they're famous in different areas
55:15
different orces and yet maybe not H so
55:19
I'm talking about 50 Shades of Gray obviously well not obviously but I am
55:25
yeah and um obvious and that's all that
55:27
matters yeah and uh
55:32
in I'm sorry I just read the next article down I'll tell you what you can take
55:39
this one I'll take the next one there 50 Shades of Gray movies coming out and and
55:44
then just this little piece of trivia um hardware stores are running out of rope and duct
55:50
tape uh because people are stocking up on rope tape and cable ties uh know I
55:55
haven't seen this piece of [ __ ] nor will I but uh evidently that's what they use
55:59
to practice bondage on each other I've said on this podcast before I think that
56:05
anyone who has to get into bondage is just not good at sex um if you've got to
56:10
go to that length to turn yourself on you just don't have an imagination but
56:15
uh you know to each his own and uh yeah
56:20
chain hardware stores are overstocking in these items because they know that
56:24
this is going to have an influx of people that have never thought to try
56:27
out anything kinky before yeah yeah well you may not watch it or read it but you
56:32
will hear about it uh I'll talk more about that after we discuss the next
56:36
article which is also related to the um to the film 50 Shades of Gray
56:40
um now um there was a screening of 50 Shades of Gray everyone was all excited
56:47
um about seeing the film finally um what they didn't expect to
56:52
see was a woman pissing and [ __ ] herself everywhere
56:57
uh right I'm too excited by it I'm not talking about the film I'm talking about
57:03
a woman who was uh apparently very drunk
57:06
and um and just lost control of every
57:10
bodily function during the film like I like to imagine it's from
57:15
excitement but she just and and they've said that they made she made such a mess
57:21
that they had to stop the screening refund everybody and and close the
57:25
cinema down for the day that closed that Cinema so that it could be dealt with
57:32
Jesus yeah it was the a quote from uh from one of the people in the cinema
57:38
there was no way they could just clean it up there and then it would it's a
57:41
specialist job so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave it was so
57:45
disappointing we'd really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the
57:48
books uh it was reported that paramedics were called in to assist the unnamed woman
57:55
um yeah and uh
57:59
wow um like this quote here from one of the other people who saw the film we all
58:04
expected to see Christian Christian Gray gag Anastasia as part of the plot we
58:08
certainly didn't expect to be gagging ourselves because of the
58:13
stench she lost control of everything including all bodily functions bily
58:18
fluids rather sorry what do you mean everything and all bodily FL else did
58:23
she lose control she just she was she vomiting as well she was just exploded
58:28
everywhere and like they had to call paramedics so I assume she was very
58:32
ill eus well no I'll stop you there you do have to be very ill to suddenly expel
58:38
from every orifice true I mean I don't know what your day-to-day uh movements are like but
58:45
well I mean that doesn't really yeah I mean two off I'd rather learn at two
58:49
orices but would it I'm just would it put you off even going back to see it
58:56
you going well no see I wonder if these people are now going to associate
59:00
bondage with pissing and [ __ ] everywhere so you know like like pavlovian
59:07
response they're you know they going to be in the bedroom with a future partner
59:10
who's going to say why don't we try something a bit you know kinky get out
59:15
the cable ties and they're just going to [ __ ] themselves
59:20
literally I know that anytime anybody mentions 50 Shades of Gray than me I
59:25
vomit and piss and [ __ ] at the same [Laughter] time well listeners you're going to
59:31
enjoy our upcoming special episode with
59:34
that in mind yeah so as we've done
59:39
before uh I for some reason take on the uh the task of you
59:45
taken one for the team yeah so I have I've begun to Read 50 Shades of Gray and
59:52
like our Savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins Matt is reading this so
59:57
that we don't have to that's or is he or is this just the reason he's saying
1:00:02
because remember Twilight Episode to be fair we didn't ask him to do this yeah
1:00:06
and the Twilight episode that was an afterthought this came after he'd
1:00:10
watched all the movies and read the books it wasn't uh I'm going to so yeah
1:00:16
fair enough now look I um I started reading the book I'm going to be honest
1:00:22
I don't particularly want to keep reading it but I will um MH um maybe it
1:00:28
gets better but so far it's [ __ ] um so
1:00:33
we'll see uh I I will try and finish it um so that I can I can talk about it's
1:00:40
um it's it's hard because I I was already reading The Stand by Stephen
1:00:44
King which I which I like a lot M yeah and then and then thought I got to read
1:00:47
50 shades for the podcast so I have to stop reading the stand on my public
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Community you know what I want you to write a letter to Stephen King I will
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and tell him that you put his book down to pick
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up housewife pornography I will try and contact Stephen King to inform him and
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hopefully we can get a statement from him for that episode I'll do my best I
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don't know how available he is for that kind of thing but yeah so listeners if you're um
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if you're on the fence about 50 Shades well we've got you covered I'm
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going to I'm taking one for the team I'm going to read the book and then I'm
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going to watch the movie uh and then unfortunately I've also got the two
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sequels to read as well if I'm up for it I don't know if I am at this point cuz
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like I said it's it's pretty [ __ ] I'm not even sure I was aware well why don't
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we sort of do it in line with the movies coming out oh like one at a time yeah
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hey that's not bad then all we have to do is keep them interested in between
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for a little while well for I assume they'll they'll spread them out over
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years CU you know I don't know I think they probably they want to hurry up on
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this because I think the the fuss about it going to die very quickly yeah well
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it's cuz it's [ __ ] yeah well we don't know that we'll find
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out shortly true oh yeah sorry no sorry spoilers it's it's yeah I I can't reveal
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my opinion at this point um okay so just before we go I
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just want to say one last thing for all the people of requested mugs I've
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finally got everyone's address and I will be sending them out this week I've
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got one more I've got one more address for you I'll be sending that one out as
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well this week all right good and um the
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um I summon rewards are on their way
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um uh and the winner of The Witcher t-shirt Simon um who actually sent me a
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message earlier saying thanks saying where's my [ __ ] TSH right look he's
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in the UK right he's going to have to wait I'm sorry son
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he's in the UK he's freezing yeah and he needs he needs the extra layer that's
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true but um well he deserves it it was a good story absolutely y so that that's
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hear it so yeah well listen to last week's podcast so yeah the the mugs are
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done we're not sending out any more mugs am I right um I don't know I have to have a
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look and see how many I have left [ __ ] sake but when get your mug send it into
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the Facebook y/ multiple nerdgasm and and we will make a gallery of people
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drinking out of their mugs doesn't matter what you're drinking out of it
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yep so send them facebook.com/ multip nerdgasm or just search for Facebook twitter.com
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nerdgasm um multipl nerdgasm docomo multip
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nasm.com uh what have I missed uh call us yeah right oh yeah so
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for yeah don't yeah can't forget that uh just text dick pics as
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always oh uh by the way with my Snapchat [ __ ] 4 oh yeah um we can ease up on
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the dick pics a little you can send me some other pictures that' be great oh
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you've had enough dick pics yeah yeah oh time to mix it up a bit all right you've
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had two weeks of penises mhm let's let's go vaginas for two weeks yeah all right
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so anyone with a vagina take a cheeky pick and send it through to [ __ ] 4
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doesn't to be your vagina to be one you acquired
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somehow how do you acquire
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vag Jesus that mate was there are brutal there are websites for everything Dan
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everything that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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