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Set 1: Come on the Chels! and We Can Obs · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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  Speaker 2: The Rex was not chasing the Jeep. Murray!
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  Speaker 3: Murray, you there?
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  Speaker 2: You love sandwiches, huh? Let's go to 80. His name
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  Speaker 2: is Bo.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: That's prime time, baby. I had a crush on Betty Rubble.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, until after the segment ended and we went
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  Speaker 1: to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black.
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  Speaker 1: He cost them the game last night. Although they won
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  Speaker 1: the game. You're listening to Stugatz & Company. It is
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  Speaker 1: Stugatz & Company presented by FanDuel and the FanDuel Sportsbook
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  Speaker 1: with Stugatz & Hop is coming up in hour number two,
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  Speaker 1: set two. But yesterday, I get a text, me and Taylor,
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  Speaker 1: from Mikey A., who was at home watching soccer. He
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  Speaker 1: took a picture of his television screen. I forgot what
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  Speaker 1: he texted us, but it was his day. It's his
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  Speaker 1: soccer day. We did a quiz last week. And now
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  Speaker 1: Mikey has his favorite soccer team. I have my favorite
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  Speaker 1: soccer team. I forget what the name of my team is.
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  Speaker 1: But you had a day yesterday, Mikey, eh?
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  Speaker 4: First off, come on the Chels. That's what you texted us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I had my first glimpse into a winning culture on weekends.
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  Speaker 4: And this was nice.
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  Speaker 5: Even though it was Monday, I consider it to be.
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  Speaker 5: the Monday night football of the soccer slate.
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  Speaker 2: So the Chelsea one, huh?
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  Speaker 5: The Chelsea didn't just win. They looked dominant, right? They
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  Speaker 5: won three to two. They, they overcame an early equalizer. Um,
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  Speaker 5: and they, they, they were there, this new guy they
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  Speaker 5: got like he's, he's something else. He kicks the ball
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  Speaker 5: in the net. Unlike anyone else I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this new guy, right?
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  Speaker 3: So what I appreciate here is Mikey's buy-in level is
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  Speaker 3: at an all-time high right now.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell.
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  Speaker 4: New guy.
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  Speaker 2: He couldn't have.
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  Speaker 3: Gotten a better first result for Chelsea because I texted Mikey.
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  Speaker 3: I said, hey, I just want to prepare you. Winning
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  Speaker 3: on the road in the Premier League, it's tough at times.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to Fulham. They're going to Craven Cottage. You
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  Speaker 3: don't just go to Craven Cottage and come out. a victor,
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  Speaker 3: even though it's like two miles down the road from,
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  Speaker 3: from Chelsea.
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  Speaker 2: Right. But it's a, you know, it's a fortress. It's
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  Speaker 2: a different part of town.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Listen, it's only separated by two miles, but
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  Speaker 2: you would never know it.
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  Speaker 3: And then Chelsea gets the early goal, like Mikey mentioned.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, wow, Mikey must be buzzing. And then I,
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine how quickly he flatlined when, when Fulham equalized,
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  Speaker 3: but Chelsea at the very least this season, Chelsea is
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  Speaker 3: going to be interesting because they have so many attacking
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  Speaker 3: options moving forward. And the guy that Mikey's talking about,
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  Speaker 3: Morgan Rogers, that they brought over.
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  Speaker 2: The new guy.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: They brought him over from Aston Villa.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: From Stu's team.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's my team. What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Stu. Thanks for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I knew Stu didn't watch because, one, he would
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  Speaker 3: just never watch.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Well, I forgot who my team was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Aston Villa. They put the S in Aston Villa this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. What happened?
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  Speaker 3: They lost 4-0 to Brighton.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm used to that.
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  Speaker 3: This was how the first half went for Brighton-Aston Villa.
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  Speaker 3: Aston Villa gives up an own goal, 1-0. In the
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  Speaker 3: 8th minute, 18th minute, Brighton scores. It's 2-0. 30th minute, 3-0.
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  Speaker 3: 31st minute, 4-0. Red card for Aston Villa, 40th minute.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds to me like they figured the defense out
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  Speaker 4: in the second half.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I have one question for Mikey A, though. How did
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  Speaker 2: it feel?
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  Speaker 4: Like a warm blanket.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Like a warm blanket.
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  Speaker 5: Just sitting here, I'm sitting there going, oh, man, all
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  Speaker 5: these teams. My team's going to lose because it's the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: It's coming on the fall, and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 5: I was like, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to lose. They're good.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: We should try this in the NFL sometime.
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  Speaker 2: What, for the Jets to be good?
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  Speaker 4: Root for a team that can win on a weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. We're saddled with a team that we have, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be happy to take an NFL quiz, and Taylor
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  Speaker 1: could assign us new favorite NFL teams.
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  Speaker 2: That would be fun. Can we do that?
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  Speaker 3: Mikey, the next level for you. You have to learn
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  Speaker 3: the songs and the chants because once you learn the
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  Speaker 3: songs and the chants.
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  Speaker 2: How about he learns the names? I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that'll come with time.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get there. That'll come with time. I'll get there.
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  Speaker 3: Once you learn the songs and the chants and you're buzzing,
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  Speaker 3: like I know Chelsea, it's like, I think, Ricardo, their
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  Speaker 3: chant is just like, Chelsea. It's a very easy chant
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  Speaker 3: to learn.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like Chelsea, Chelsea, we wear blue.
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  Speaker 2: It's so easy that you don't know it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not a Chelsea supporter.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but you're not a Jets supporter, and you know
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  Speaker 2: their cheer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the lamest cheer. Fireman Ed, get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you know it.
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  Speaker 4: I will say this in regard to my fandom right now.
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  Speaker 4: I am buzzing. I am all in on this.
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  Speaker 5: I took an actual separate quiz that The Athletic put
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  Speaker 5: out where you're trying to figure out which team you
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  Speaker 5: should root for.
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  Speaker 4: Root for, again, I got Chelsea. So I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: this is a match made in heaven.
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  Speaker 5: I am buzzing, and I will also say that I
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  Speaker 5: am one loss away from totally dismissing this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: And firing the coach, right?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was really worried about yesterday. A loss
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  Speaker 3: and a setback to Mikey's soccer fandom.
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  Speaker 1: I want to fire the Aston Villa coach.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus, can I have some feel good? Anywhere
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  Speaker 2: in sports, can I have.
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  Speaker 4: Some feel good?
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  Speaker 3: So you don't fire him, you sack him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you sack them. Is that what you do?
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  Speaker 3: That's such a buzz in sack. Like, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: The England fans, they know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: It would be great. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I like that term better.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if Adam Schefter reported that, I don't know, Robert Sala,
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  Speaker 1: the Titans sacked Robert Sala, that would be funny.
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  Speaker 2: I like that term better. Do you, Mikey? Sacking as
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  Speaker 2: opposed to firing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I think we actually had this conversation like three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: I've had so many of them. They're all blurred together.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, so Mikey's soccer team is 1-0. My soccer
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  Speaker 1: team is 0-1.
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  Speaker 4: They're 1-0.
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  Speaker 2: 1-0.
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  Speaker 1: Lingo. Well, the season started, right? They haven't played more games,
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  Speaker 1: just one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the first match, opening day.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone knows in the Premier League you have to win
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  Speaker 2: week one. It's big. It's big.
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  Speaker 3: It sets the tone for the season.
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  Speaker 4: On the road?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, we'll get to the weekend observations here on
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  Speaker 1: a Tuesday in just a minute.
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  Speaker 2: But first, Taylor has a Dolphin report.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about the Big Ten as well
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  Speaker 1: and their decision that they made in terms of guys
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  Speaker 1: going to the NFL and coming back to college. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to that in just a second. But you have
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  Speaker 1: a Dolphins report for us. Is this courtesy of Joe Shad?
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  Speaker 1: Because the last time you just read us a text
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  Speaker 1: string or a tweet string of Joe Shad at Dolphin practice,
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  Speaker 1: and it sounded like the saddest thing I.
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  Speaker 2: Have ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this one's not from Joe Shad, who Joe Shad...
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  Speaker 3: Joe Shad is kind of the ringleader in terms of
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  Speaker 3: sounding the alarms right now for this Dolphins team, so
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  Speaker 3: I was surprised that it wasn't Joe Shad, but the
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  Speaker 3: joint practice last week with the Giants was such a disaster,
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  Speaker 3: carried over to the preseason game against the Giants. This week,
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  Speaker 3: the Dolphins are having joint practices with the Atlanta Falcons
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  Speaker 3: before this game, and Omar Kelly tweets... Dolphins practice is over.
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  Speaker 3: The Dolphins offense was a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: They were so bad, Malik Willis got the team together
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  Speaker 3: for a talk midway through. It didn't help.
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  Speaker 2: Why would it?
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  Speaker 1: His players and teammates are lousy. I'm not even certain
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  Speaker 1: he's good. Omar Kelly never has anything good to say
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  Speaker 1: about the Dolphins. I can tell you that much. If
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  Speaker 1: Ricardo's listening and he's sitting right next to you, he
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  Speaker 1: is nodding his head in agreement. Someone tell me the
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  Speaker 1: last time Omar Kelly had something positive to say about
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins.
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  Speaker 2: And quite frankly, he's right. Because they don't deserve it.
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  Speaker 2: They're lousy. They're a terrible organization.
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  Speaker 1: And they think they're going to fix it with Jeff Halfley.
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  Speaker 2: Halfley? I can't say his name.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, Halfley.
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  Speaker 2: I was guessing there. The new guy. And Malik Willis,
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  Speaker 2: the other new guy. And they're not.
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  Speaker 1: Their team is awful. They're in a tough division. The
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  Speaker 1: Jets are decent. The Bills are very, very good. Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl good. And the Patriots are the Patriots. And so
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  Speaker 1: Omar Kelly has every reason to be negative about the Dolphins.
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  Speaker 3: This feels like your first admittance that the Jets might
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  Speaker 3: be good this season.
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  Speaker 2: I hate saying it.
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  Speaker 3: You said decent. I'm buying in right now on this
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  Speaker 3: Jets team. I'm buying low while the price is still low.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a lot from Geno Smith on Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 3: Didn't see an incompletion.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, do it in the regular season. I'm positive
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  Speaker 2: on the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: My soccer team is so lousy that I have to
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  Speaker 1: find some positivity somewhere, and so where I found it
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  Speaker 1: is with Geno Smith, Brees Hall, and the Jets offense.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I have found some positivity, but Omar Kelly reported,
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins sound like a misery.
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  Speaker 2: Do they not?
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  Speaker 1: Just based on Joe Shahad and Omar Kelly, it seems
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  Speaker 1: like a team that's going to be lucky if they
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  Speaker 1: get three wins. Mikey, if I set the win total,
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  Speaker 1: what is the win total for the Dolphins, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: on FanDuel? I think it four and would you go
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  Speaker 1: over four and a half would you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Go over i already bet the under i'm trying to
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  Speaker 5: catch that number i'm trying to catch that number early
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  Speaker 5: before it starts.
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  Speaker 6: Right before it's down to two it's four and a
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  Speaker 6: half but the under is juiced to minus 146 right
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  Speaker 6: so you're better off almost just getting three and a
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  Speaker 6: half at that point.
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  Speaker 1: We uh we did the win loss with them last
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  Speaker 1: week i believe didn't.
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  Speaker 3: We yeah i don't think we got more than three
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  Speaker 3: wins three yeah we had one win and.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't hard it wasn't hard to get there it
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  Speaker 4: was like no that's.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was they split with the jets i
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  Speaker 3: think that's what we kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Settled on so poor malik willis because he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: do the thing where he's the leader he's the captain
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  Speaker 1: he's the quarterback he's the most important guy on the
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  Speaker 1: team he's trying to show off he's trying to show
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  Speaker 1: off to his bosses and so he tries to stop
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  Speaker 1: practice gather all the guys around And tell him how
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  Speaker 1: bad practice is going and how bad the offense is.
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  Speaker 1: But he gets in that huddle and he realizes halfway through,
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  Speaker 1: what am I doing here? Look who I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: We're bad because the players I'm playing with and against
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  Speaker 1: are bad.
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  Speaker 3: I want to root for Malik Willis this year. I
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  Speaker 3: think there's a chance that he could actually develop into a...
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  Speaker 3: good to solid NFL quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not going to say poor Malik Willis when
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  Speaker 3: he signed a $ 45 million fully guaranteed contract.
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  Speaker 2: Totally fair. Yes. Right.
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  Speaker 3: This is my little violin for him.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're playing right there?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Mini violin.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny.
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  Speaker 1: In the fantasy magazines, Malik Willis is ranked ahead from
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  Speaker 1: a fantasy standpoint because people figure, I guess, the Dolphins
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: will be down in a lot of games. They'll have
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  Speaker 1: to throw it all over the field. They'll get some touchdowns,
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  Speaker 1: some garbage TDs in the fourth quarter. He's ranked in
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  Speaker 1: like the top 15 in just about every single fantasy magazine.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy, right?
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  Speaker 4: I love garbage time.
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  Speaker 2: So do I.
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  Speaker 4: Garbage time is one of my favorite times.
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  Speaker 2: Garbage time is winning time. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You know who is the king?
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  Speaker 5: I've crowned him the all-time king of garbage time, Blake Bortles.
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  Speaker 5: Every time that guy– that guy would have like 48
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  Speaker 5: yards in the fourth quarter and finish with 412 yards
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  Speaker 5: and three touchdowns.
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  Speaker 4: Right. In a– In a 48-12 loss.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, put it on the poll. In fantasy football, is
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  Speaker 1: garbage time winning time?
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Like, there is nothing more enjoyable than having a wide
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  Speaker 1: receiver on a team that's down 21 going into the
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 2: And he's a good wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know the quarterback, like Tariq Hill had some
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  Speaker 1: games like this, where he would have no catches, zero catches,
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  Speaker 1: zero catches, fourth quarter down 21.
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  Speaker 2: And what would happen? They would always throw the ball,
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  Speaker 2: and eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill would end up with like seven or eight
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  Speaker 1: catches for 97 yards, all of them coming in garbage time.
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  Speaker 3: So I just Googled best quarterbacks all time in garbage time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, what a great stat.
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  Speaker 3: Blake Bortles.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yes!
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  Speaker 3: It says Blake Bortles is widely considered the ultimate historical
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  Speaker 3: king of garbage time for racking up late game statistics
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  Speaker 3: and blowouts. While recent data shows high volume passers like
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  Speaker 3: Matthew Stafford and Jacoby Bursette leading modern garbage time metrics.
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  Speaker 3: That's just from his lion's.
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  Speaker 2: Days, though. Who is the second best quarterback in garbage time?
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  Speaker 3: It's probably Jacoby Bursette.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: He only plays in garbage time. He only plays in
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  Speaker 2: garbage time. Put it on the poll. Does Jacoby Brissett
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  Speaker 2: only play in garbage time?
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  Speaker 3: Feels like Gino's right there, too.
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  Speaker 1: On the flip side, it's frustrating when you have a
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  Speaker 1: quarterback like Stafford, and he has three touchdown passes in
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  Speaker 1: the first half, and they're up by 75 points, and
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  Speaker 1: he stops throwing the ball in the second half.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, this is not going to last long. You're
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  Speaker 3: looking at how many points he has for fantasy football,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, the projections telling you 45, even though
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: he's at 26 and you're like, they don't know that
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  Speaker 3: he's about to come out of this game.
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  Speaker 4: This is, this is ending at 27.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Who is a garbage time candidate besides Brissette this year?
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  Speaker 1: Like I put two in that class, like a garbage time.
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  Speaker 1: He's just going to crush it down 21 in the
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 2: Like he is. Who else? Garbage time quarterbacks. I am
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  Speaker 2: so happy we're here.
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  Speaker 3: I think Cam Ward's always a strong candidate.
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  Speaker 4: Cam Ward is a great one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm starting to wonder if he's good. I got to
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you. Are you?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not. How about Jaden Daniels?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one. Jaden Daniels.
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  Speaker 3: I think the commanders are going to be too good
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  Speaker 3: for garbage time.
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  Speaker 2: But if they're bad.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Right. But if they're bad, garbage time king right there, man.
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  Speaker 2: Who else? Trevor Lawrence. Oh, Dak. Dak all time is
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  Speaker 2: one of the best ever in garbage time.
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  Speaker 5: It's got to be a real– Dak is somebody that
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  Speaker 5: has 20 points at halftime, and then he ends with 60.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Jackson Dart was great in garbage time last year,
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you that. He won me my league.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a nominee right here. I'm looking at–
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to do my own metric, basically. The quarterback
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  Speaker 3: still has to be really good. That's why I'm kind
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: of down on Tua, but his team has to be
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: pretty bad. Tyler Shuck. I can see Tyler Shuck lighting
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: it up in garbage time.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Tyler Shuck's supposed to join us tomorrow. I forgot to
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: respond to him. But I could see him being a
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: good garbage time quarterback.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I could. Well, he is a good garbage. I think
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: the Saints are going to be pretty good. Do you
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: guys agree?
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: No.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: I think they're going to be right in the thick
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: of that NFC South. And I don't know if that
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: means they're good. I just think they're going to be
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: right in.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: The thick of it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just looking. Bryce Young is pretty good in garbage time.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, he is.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm done with garbage. Let's talk about the Big
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Ten here. What did you guys make of the Big
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Ten saying, hey, if you go to the NFL, if
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: you're a professional, you can't come back to college. So
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: the Big Ten is making a stance. I think the
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: SEC is going to try to follow suit. The only
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: problem is Lane Kiffin coaches in that conference.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: It's crazy that we've come to the point in sports
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: where we even need college football to come out and
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: make these rules and the conferences to come out and
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: take a stand. And it sounds good that the Big
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Ten's coming out and saying, no NFL players in the
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Big Ten. Until a judge in Ann Arbor says, except
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: for Michigan. And then a judge in Eugene, Oregon says,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: except for Oregon. And then everybody starts going backtracking. Because
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I think we could all agree that Lane Kiffin... Has
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: asshole tendencies when it comes to college football coaches. But
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: he's just early on this trend. He's not necessarily in
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: the wrong here, even though some people might think he's
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: in the wrong. He's just early to this trend of
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: where he's getting his talent.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: He takes out the middleman.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, he lives in the wrong. He might not think it,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: but Lane Kiffin lives in the wrong.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: In the wrong.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: So all coaches in college football, they dip their toe
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: in the wrong. Lane Kiffin..
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Dives right in.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Lane Kiffin goes to the highest high board ever, and
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: he does six flips into the pool and says, I'm
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: bathing in the wrong right now. And then once he's
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: swimming in the wrong, he's looking at all the other
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: coaches like, come on, guys, come on in. The water's
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: nice and warm. And the other coaches... With their toes,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: they're like, okay, now we can use the ladder and
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: put ourselves into this pool.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: He's not trying to cut through the water like an
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Olympian diver. He is trying to make the biggest splash possible.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Splash. It's a cannonball.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: He's trying to soak the other coaches with his splash.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Right, and we're standing outside the pool. Anyone else want in?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: You're already wet. Might as well jump in.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And by the way, he's perfectly happy if no one
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: else jumps in that pool. He'll take the entire pool
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: to himself.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: He's looking at Jeff Lebby at Mississippi State like, Jeff Lebby,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I am about to cannonball splash you, so you're soaked
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: for the next three days.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you guys are saying that the Big Ten
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: is saying the right thing, but secretly, behind.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: The scenes, all these schools..
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Are looking for a judge inside their state that either
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: went to Michigan, went to a Big Ten school, or
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: someone who's going to rule in their favor.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: They're all angling for judges that they have in their
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: back pocket.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Right. What a time. I mean, seriously.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, guys, we can't allow this to happen. They
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: cannot come to– but if the judge says they're allowed,
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: I guess we're just going to have to let this
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: guy come back.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: What can I do?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Because the judge said he was.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: And I mean– We're not breaking any rules here. Like,
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: miss me with your moral police.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Don't blame me, the judge. I mean, seriously.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: And then a quarterback's going to want to come back
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: to play in college football, and then the schools are
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: going to be like, well, it's really important for this
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: guy to come back and get his education. We're really
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: prioritizing his education and not the fact that he has
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: an absolute cannon of a right arm.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Give me a break. And Ohio State is vulnerable this year.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: So technically, Drew Aller, who was lighting it up for
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the Steelers, he could go back, if he found the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: right judge, could go back to his school, right?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: To Penn State?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Penn State doesn't want him, though.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He stinks. Yeah, but without Franklin.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe he could go back to Virginia Tech.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Penn State, they got a good quarterback this year. Penn
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: State's one of my dark horses this season in college football.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Very easy schedule. They get Matt Campbell from Iowa State.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Rocco Beck goes over from Iowa State to Penn State,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Anthony Beck's son. How about that?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: How about that? What'd you want me to do with that?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. You're a Jets fan, Anthony Beck.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: He's not a former Jets great.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, the bar is very low. I think he
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: is a Jets great.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Do me a favor.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe he is. I could be wrong, all right?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Just look up Anthony Beck stats, okay? All-time Jets great,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: and just rattle them off to me when you get
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: them up there. He's not an all-time great. I think
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Mickey Shuler is the best tight end in Jets history.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not certain if there's even a close second.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Dustin Keller, like a word? Yeah. Woody?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys said that together, you and Ricardo.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: All right, give me Anthony Beck real quick.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Anthony Beck stats, all time. He had 1,537 yards, 21 touchdowns.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: How many seasons? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: 11.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: How many yards? 11.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: So 11 seasons.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: In the NFL.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And this all-time great had how many yards receiving?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: So his career high was on the Jets, 356 yards,
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: four touchdowns. Different time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: What are you laughing at?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Different time.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: That was a year.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: That was a year.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: 356 yards with Chad Pennington as your quarterback? Man, those
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: were the days.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Am I forgetting the Dustin Keller years? What am I
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: doing there? What's happening there? Like he had a good year, Mikey?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Dustin Keller was a weapon.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah, but not for long.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: It was right in those AFC championship windows where it
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: was Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan, 815 receiving yards and
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: five touchdowns in 2011 with the Jets.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: So in one season, he basically had more than Anthony
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Beck had.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Different time.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: It's a different time.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: You don't understand that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: In an 11-year career. Rex Ryan opened it up.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right. If you guys say so. Anthony Beck
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: is an all-time great.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I am sorry.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the weekend observations. Mikey, they're all yours today, buddy.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Mikey, the streets have felt empty. No chance.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: No drama.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: No drama.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: No last-minute heartbreak, but that's all about to change. New signings,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a packed-away end, and more 0-0 games, then you'll know
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: what to do with yourself.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Nil-nil. Nil-nil, sorry.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Because, Mikey, make no mistake about it. Just like that,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: after a weekend filled with matches, the Premier League is back.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Woo!
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: The Prem. Just me?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Or is anyone else tired of the SEC and their statements?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You know what the S in SEC stands for?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with statements.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Bingo. You're on it. You're listening. I like it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Kids going from NFL rosters back to college. College football.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Clown show. Mikey, you know what the C in college
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: football stands for?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Clowns. Clown show. Nice. All right.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: If there was ever going to be a coach recruiting
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: from NFL rosters, it had to be Lane Kiffin.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You know what the K in Kiffin stands for?
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Clown.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I love Lane Kiffin.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: So do I.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't say I didn't.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Call him a clown.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I said the K in Kiffin stands for clown.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: If Lane Kiffin asks me what the K in his
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: name stands for, I'm going to say keep his name
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: out your mouth.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: That's my coach.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Go Tigers.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Go Tigers.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: So the K stands for coach?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yes. For Taylor. Gotcha.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: This is just your reminder that moral high ground doesn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: win games in the SEC. Ryan Day saying he absolutely
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't like NFL players returning to college football until one
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: of them wants to come to Ohio State. Then he'll
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: be singing a different tune.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not certain he will.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: It'll be a brand new day.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: The judge, he forced me.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I really didn't want this guy who's going to help
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: us beat Michigan.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't want this guy from the Steelers.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Not only do I have to take him on the team,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I have to play him 95 snaps a year, too.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Such a punishment.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Remember that? Moral high ground.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there one coach who was like, instead of punishing somebody,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: he was like, his punishment is he's going to have
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: to play every snap where it's like, give me a
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: break with this punishment.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It's the worst punishment, though, I think, right?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Depends on the position.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Correct. What's the position where you don't want to play
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: every play? Nose taggle?
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Nose tackle.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: To everybody saying this ruins college football, let's be honest.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Just between us, we both know it doesn't.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I am morally outraged, and I cannot wait for week one.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see you Saturday, 12 p.m., North Carolina, TCU, kicking
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: off in the Aer Lingus game.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe you turned down a trip to go
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: see that game. That's crazy, Taylor.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Too long of a flight.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: To see your team lose, right? I hear you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, no one said you couldn't negotiate first class,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: at least.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: It's weird that he just said no. It's just a
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: flat no.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I miss the days when the biggest issue in college
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: football was players.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Getting free tattoos.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Feels so long ago.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson saying the boos are for personal reasons and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: not his play on the field.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Duh.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Duh, Sean Watson. Mikey, you know what the D in
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Deshaun stands for?
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Duh. Duh.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Duh, Sean Watson is such a great joke. Proud of you, Taylor. Duh,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Sean Watson. Bad quarterback. Worst person. By the way, Browns fans, enough.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Seriously.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: That guy gets you off to a 2-0 start, 600
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: yards passing, five touchdowns, no interceptions. All those boos are
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: going to turn to cheer. You're a bunch of phonies,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: all of you. Where were the boos on the front end?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear any of them.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Not one. Not a one, except for Mike Ryan. And
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I question his booze.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Dan Orlovsky today suggested that Browns fans should boycott the team.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, stop it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: All the reasons that the Browns fans have had to
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: boycott that team over the decades.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: This is where we're going to draw the line.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Now, it's an odd decision because he didn't outplay Shador
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Sanders in the preseason through two preseason games. I would
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: give it to Shador, but the idea that Browns fans
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: are so outraged that Deshaun Watson is their starting quarterback,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. I wanted to hear it
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: when he was first signed by the Browns, and I
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: didn't hear it except for Mike Ryan.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it now.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And by the way, if you're booing now, you can't
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: cheer if he gets off to a 2-0 start, five touchdowns,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: no interceptions.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: You can't do it. I'm keeping track. Taylor, keep track. Duh,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Sean Watson.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Do you know how unlikable you have to be for
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Shador Sanders to somehow become the likable quarterback in the room?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: What a great question.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: If Shador Sanders takes this job by, like, week four,
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: and he gets off to a hot start, he becomes America's.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Quarterback, I think.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: You're saying week four, that's the first home game, right?
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: By the time they bench Deshaun Watson, they're like, you
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: know what? We don't need this bad PR to continue
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: if we're going to be this bad.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Here comes Shador Sanders, America's sweetheart.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Orioles clinch their fourth straight season series win against the Rays.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: You know what they have, Mikey?
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: They got their number.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Wow, you were on your game today, my friend.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Every day we get closer to September, the Marlins fall
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: another half game back in the wild card. A tradition
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: unlike any other. Ricardo has to be outraged sitting right
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: next to.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You right now.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: He just shook his head.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Of course he did.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's not your fault. It's the Marlins' fault. And it's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: his fault for being a Marlins fan.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Always have that June, though.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: That was a special June.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Tommy DeVito can scoot. Where is he? Patriots?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Ruben Bain throwing people around like it's nothing. Now just
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: imagine if his arms were a half inch longer.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: It's dominant.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Steal of the draft. That was the next observation. Tampa
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Bay got the steal of the draft. Tampa Bain.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Very good.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Carnell Tate, zero catches through two games. Hey, Carnell Tate,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: we're waiting.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: See you, rookie.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Yep. Carnell, wait.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Carnell, back to college. Where'd he play?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Ohio State.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Ohio State, man.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Ohio Tate. See how Ryan Day feels now.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Got to Ohio wait to see if he can get
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: a judge to approve him.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a judge. Do you think Ryan Day knows
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: the go-to judge right now?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: He does, right?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: They all do. Yeah. Yes.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: It's their biggest boosters.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like Cignetti's got like seven. Like just his entire.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Phone is state judges in Indiana.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: That's it. False contacts. The Royals are the hottest team
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: in baseball. They are 26 games under. 500.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: That's baseball. They are the hottest team in baseball right now.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they've won eight or nine straight.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: A losing record. I said, mm-hmm, you gave me two
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: options there. Eight or nine.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you knew one of the two.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I said yes to both, though.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: A losing record should automatically disqualify you from the postseason.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I agree. In every sport?
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yes.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Nobody should get in from the AL West. Nobody should
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: ever get in from the NFC South.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: So you don't want a football team getting in at 8-9?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: No, especially if they're going to be hosting a playoff game, too.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: But what if they're 2-9, win their last six to
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: get into the playoffs? They could be the hottest team
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: in the NFL.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Got to keep them out. If you can't win half
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: your games.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: You don't deserve to be playing for a championship.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Just my opinion. Okay. Baseball, I agree. But football, brutal sport,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: tons of injuries.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, Eric.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if the Bengals.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Just hear me out. He's always going with the Bengals.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Well, because it always happens to Burrow.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Because Joe Burrow.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: So they're 2-9, and then Burrow comes back, and then
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: they get to 8-9.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: They win their division. You don't want them in the playoffs.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Mikey, you know what this is? What? It's like those
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: balls of yarn where we just keep pulling at the thread.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: We keep pulling at the thread. Where is this yarn
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: going to lead? Oh, here we are at the end.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: It's the Cincinnati Bengals. It's Joe Burrow.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: It's the Cincinnati Bengals.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Every conversation leads back to the Bengals.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: You're on to me.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Cal Raleigh became the first Mariner to hit three home
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: runs in one game at T-Mobile Park.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: First time for everything, the big dumper. He's getting hot, huh?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Just a bit late.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Cal Raleigh might be getting hot at the right time.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: We're just a bit late.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I saw this stat, actually. So, before this home run stretch,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: this stat comes from August 19th. cal raleigh has a
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: lower batting average this season than one-armed outfielder pete gray
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: did for the 1945 st louis browns wow he batted
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: 218 i think it's more i think it's more impressive
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: that pete gray batted 218 with one arm in.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: 1945 i'll bet he could scoot yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: This also goes back to my point like Ricardo's already
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: saying no. If a guy batted 218 in 1945, if
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: you put me in 1945, I'm going to win the
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: batting title. What was going on during 1945, Taylor? The war.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: So most of the players were off in the war.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: These were replacement players.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So wait, Taylor, just so I'm clear, if I put
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you back in the 1940s, he's right about that. There
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: was a war going on.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: He checkmated me there a little.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: So if I put you back in 1945 with one arm.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Well, now I have one arm. I was going in
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: that I had two.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: What was this guy's name?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Pete Gray.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: How many homers for Pete Gray that year?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: You have to imagine he didn't hit any.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Well, let's see.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: No, zero career home runs.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Not his fault.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: He played one season.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: We give him a pass.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Replacement player, scab.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: How many RBIs? Singles hitter, yes. Station to station.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: 13 RBIs.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I mean..
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm sure he was all right. Or left.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I gotta be honest.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Batting two-way team with one arm should put you in
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: the MVP conversation.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I mean..
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Five stolen bases.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Wow!
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Six caught stealing. Maybe you should stop trying to steal bases,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Pete Gray.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Leave Pete Gray alone. He's a war hero. I mean..
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was in the war. I think
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: that's why he was playing. I don't know.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Check it out.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Honorable discharge.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Look it up. If he was, we thank him for
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: his service.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: T-Y-F-Y-S.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Gino Smith.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Do it.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: In the regular season. Jason Sanders is a Jet?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: What?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You know what the J in Jason Sanders stands for, Mikey?
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: J-E-T-S.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Our condolences. Carl Ravage, tip of the cap.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: If Clay Thompson is good in Miami, petition to rename
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Biscayne Bay Biscayne Clay.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: But that, he's not going to be good. We're not
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: going to have to change the name. We're going to
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: A lot of people down here, Stu, in South Florida
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: are comparing it to the Ray Allen signing.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't be. Ray Allen. We had LeBron Wade and
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Bach when we signed Ray Allen.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: And now you got Giannis and Bam.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: And Clay.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: And Pell Larson.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Feels exactly the same.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: And the Jovich guy.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: DeMar DeRozan. Is it Denver Nugget? I'm reading this for
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: the first time and I'm shocked. I had no idea.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Mikey, you know what the D in DeMar DeRozan stands for?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Denver Nugget.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: You got it. You know what happened to DeMar DeRozan?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: The three-point line.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Imagine if he played in the 90s.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: He'd be the greatest player in NBA history.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: He's Michael Jordan.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Put him in the 40s.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not even fair.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: With one arm.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: You blindfold DeMar DeRozan. He's scoring 85 points per game
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: in the 40s.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Brighton four.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Aston Villa nil. Aston Nilla. You know where Brighton took
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Aston Nilla?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: That would be behind the woodshed.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: You got it. You know what the B in Brighton
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: stands for?
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Behind the woodshed.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Boom!
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Not boom, behind the woodshed. You were right. You're on it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Tottenham Hotspur. Did I say that right? Tottenham Hotspur.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: It sounded like you had a stroke midway through that word.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: A mini one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: You totted them.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I felt like I had one. Dizzy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Tottenham Hotspur. Picked up right where they left off. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: have no idea where they left off. I'll just have
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to take Taylor's word on it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Terrible.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Hot.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: No, terrible.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Spurs it. Okay.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: The lily whites i'm cold spur it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Feels like the ray allen signing clay thompson is not
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: ray allen and this heat team is not that heat team.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: They need a chalmers though.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: What someone with like irrational confidence.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah well i just meant just a point guard
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: right because it doesn't seem like they have one on
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: their roster right now davian mitchell come.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: On was that ricardo saying yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Ricardo i said davion mitchell and ricardo nodded his head
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: along like i said Prime Chris Paul.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Every team should want a fan like Ricardo. Every single team.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Because he knows Davian Mitchell is not good enough.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: And yet he's like, yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: He's not good enough. He knows it. I don't need
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: to see. I've already seen.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Bookmark that, and let's come back and discuss it 15
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: games into the season. You tell me if Davian Mitchell
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: is a good point guard.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm lashing out at Ricardo. No
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: reason to do that. He's the greatest thing we have here.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Does anybody watch Hard Knocks anymore? That was my observation.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It was a question.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I know they're observations, but that was a question. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: don't watch it at Seattle. I'm not enjoying watching the
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl champions in training camp.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I want to see Misery. I tried. Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I tried. Couldn't get into it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Now imagine if the Browns were on Hard.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Knocks this year. I'd be all over it. Yeah. That's
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: what I want to see.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I would say I'm all over it, and then after
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: the first episode, I probably wouldn't tune back in.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: After that theme song. Such a great theme song, the
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Hard Knocks theme song. Once you start mixing in the sprinklers.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Do your fake Shriver, his voice.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: This might be our best impression on the show. Do
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the fake sprinkler again.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I would love to be a fly on the wall
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: for a Mike McDaniel and Jim Harbaugh conversation.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: That's got to be great. Just sitting on the wall.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Two absolute cuckoos.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Crazy statement after crazy statement.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Death taxes and John Carlos Stanton getting hurt on his
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: way from coming back from being hurt.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: It's a long trip.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I think it might be a blessing in disguise for
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: this Yankee team. Free up that DH spot for Aaron
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Judge to come back.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Olivia Miles is bringing Rex Spex back. Olivia Miles, best
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: nickname in sports this decade.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: The Spex.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: She's exciting. She's got the Minnesota Lynx flying.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: She's really good.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: MVP.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: She should be the MVP.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: She is in dark horse consideration. I believe I saw
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Jess say that recently. If you look at just... impact
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: for the team. She doesn't have the flashing numbers of
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: somebody like an Asia Wilson, but her impact on that
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Minnesota Lynx team is fantastic.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: It should be Asia, Olivia, or Kaitlyn Clark. Kaitlyn Clark's
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: been great. She had 34-10 the other night. I'm watching WNBA.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Here come the fever.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: They're good.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: She's had that twice this season.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's only been done two times before in the entire
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: history of the WNBA, a 34-10 game. She's done it twice.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: There are four times where someone has done it in
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: that league. She has two of them, and two of
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: them are this season. She's great for that league. And
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: so is Olivia Miles. And the M in Miles, for me,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: if I had to vote, stands for MVP.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Wow. She's been great.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Speaking of MVPs, NL MVP award. Pete Crow Armstrong. Collision course.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: MVP.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I think it's over.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He's won it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I think he's separated enough.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: If your fantasy draft is before the preseason is over,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you should fire your commissioner and tell him to go
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to hell. It's a bit strong, but speaking of hell,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Art Bryles, Mikey, you are exceptional. And those are the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: weekend observations.