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What Is Going On Here? The Internet’s Most Bizarre Content · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and I am Gunta, the most famous unknown artist
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  Speaker 1: in the world. And today I want to show you
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  Speaker 1: some things that I have created. Now to the untrained,
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  Speaker 1: unintelligent eyes, this will just look like garbage. But if
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  Speaker 1: you are smart, you will know that it is not
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  Speaker 1: only garbage, but it is very expensive garbage. And that
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  Speaker 1: is what I came to tell you today. Come close, closer, closer,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit closer. I wanted to tell you
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  Speaker 1: today that that is what you are. You are the
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  Speaker 1: most expensive garbage in the world and I cherish you.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or
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  Speaker 2: welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm Gunther, the most famous
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  Speaker 2: unknown artist in the world, and you can call me Gunther,
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  Speaker 2: the most famous unknown artist in the world, and today
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  Speaker 2: we are going to be watching something even more horrific
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  Speaker 2: than my intro.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you're not garbage.
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  Speaker 2: You're not garbage, okay? Your hair looks very shiny today,
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  Speaker 2: and you look very expensive. And not because it's greasy
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  Speaker 2: and you haven't washed it in a couple days, just
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  Speaker 2: because it looks good. But today, we are going to
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  Speaker 2: be watching a channel I have stumbled across.
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  Speaker 3: You guys seem to have liked this video, the.
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  Speaker 2: One where I reviewed Samir Bhavnani's channel.
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  Speaker 3: Something else, by the way, something else. Go check it out.
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  Speaker 3: And probably not with your parents in the room.
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  Speaker 2: But I found another channel, actually one that you guys
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  Speaker 2: suggested to me, and it's called Tomorrow's Teachings.
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  Speaker 3: Basically, I haven't watched anything yet.
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  Speaker 2: I literally have only read the thumbnails and the descriptions,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't think I could be more shocked than
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  Speaker 2: Sameer Bhavnani's content, but I am shook. Let's read some
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  Speaker 2: of these thumbnails before we dive into the channel. All right,
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  Speaker 2: right out the gate, we got... White kid shamed for
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  Speaker 2: small wiener.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. That's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Creepy uncle visits niece. This is the creepiest picture I've
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  Speaker 2: ever seen in my life. Mom poisons pregnant daughter.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Babysitter makes out with autistic kid. What is with it?
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  Speaker 2: That was on Samir Bhavnani's too. I think there was
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  Speaker 2: something about something so specific and it didn't need to
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  Speaker 2: be an autistic kid.
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  Speaker 3: But it was. Stepson gets autistic disabled mother pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Husband lets wife sleep with a black guy.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: These are starting to slowly sound like corn titles. What
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  Speaker 2: is- evil dad throws baby in the trash? Look at this,
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  Speaker 2: Karen shoots down homeless men.
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  Speaker 3: Look at her face. Whoever makes these thumbnails needs a
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  Speaker 3: raise immediately.
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  Speaker 2: These are fantastic. Really makes me want to watch them.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely doesn't look remotely photoshopped in any way, shape, or form.
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  Speaker 2: Hot stepmom mistreats autistics.
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  Speaker 3: What is- What is this? What is this? Who's this for?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's read the description here. Let's make this world
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  Speaker 2: a better place one video at a time. New videos
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  Speaker 2: every Monday and Friday at 12 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: PST.
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  Speaker 2: Founder and writer Jason Garcia. We got Jason Garcia to
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  Speaker 2: blame for this. This awesome channel that we're gonna see. 169,000 subscribers.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: We got 8 million views so far, or 18 million
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  Speaker 2: views so far.
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  Speaker 3: They joined in 2021. Okay, relatively new channel. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 3: I assume this is.
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  Speaker 2: a lesson channel just like Darman and Sameer Bhavnani and
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  Speaker 2: other channels on the platform.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, girl gets cheeks clapped.
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  Speaker 2: While boyfriend fights war. He looks like he's seven years old.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's just choose one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why this one's really jumping out to
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  Speaker 2: me and I wanna know why he's throwing a baby
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  Speaker 2: in the trash.
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  Speaker 3: So let's give this one a look-see.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: He's white, doesn't mean I cheated on you. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, what is with already out the gate? What
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  Speaker 2: is with these channels and their mics peaking out of control?
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, ah! Sorry, Jay. Sorry to all the audience.
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  Speaker 3: A few hours earlier.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, boss.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever's in charge of sound for this channel, you're fired.
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  Speaker 2: I'm watching more than one, but so far, I'm mad.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't get picky, but goddamn.
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to see my newborn for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Your newborn? You weren't at the hospital? Where were you
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  Speaker 3: on a business trip out of state? The music.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: The wind chimes.
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  Speaker 2: I miss you. I'll stop.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: They got the whole place set up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this woman just had a baby. She looks fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's probably not her baby, but she looks
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  Speaker 2: like she didn't. If it's a newborn, I'm assuming it
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  Speaker 2: was like yesterday or like a week ago. Nobody looks
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  Speaker 2: like that after. And she has a newborn in a
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  Speaker 2: stroller just hanging out by himself.
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  Speaker 3: That's normal.
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  Speaker 2: I like how she has a newborn set up here.
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  Speaker 2: That's for a max four-year-old. I'm excited to see what
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  Speaker 2: this baby looks like.
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  Speaker 1: Peek.
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  Speaker 4: He screamed.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I do when I see you every time
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  Speaker 3: I have a new video. Oh, just my beautiful, beautiful subscriber. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My son.
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  Speaker 3: This is not my son. This is not my son.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Let me see him. This is a white child. He's
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  Speaker 3: just pale. This is a white child?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play devil's advocate right now, okay? Y'all are
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  Speaker 2: pretty light and she looks pretty light. So I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it would be normal. Babies like come out, they
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  Speaker 2: come out looking weird at first. Like my nephew George
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  Speaker 2: didn't look like he belonged to anybody. He had like
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  Speaker 2: dark brown hair and didn't look like either of them.
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  Speaker 2: And now he has light blonde hair and looks exactly
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  Speaker 2: like my sister. So I know this isn't real, but
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  Speaker 2: it's still. Cheating on me, aren't you?
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  Speaker 3: Cheating on me?
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  Speaker 1: His face?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: No! I loved you. The acting is crazy good.
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  Speaker 4: Who's this guy?
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  Speaker 3: What's happening? Clearly he, um, something happened to him.
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  Speaker 5: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we never get to see the baby. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: a toy baby. They couldn't cast a newborn, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: He's really throwing it. This is a toy baby, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, YouTube. He threw it in the... The Vine
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  Speaker 3: sound effect. He just threw it in the trash. And
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  Speaker 3: it stopped crying when he threw it in the trash. Hi, Carmen.
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  Speaker 3: We're a little busy right now. We can't find our baby.
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  Speaker 3: We can't find our baby.
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  Speaker 4: It's a newborn.
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  Speaker 3: It can't go anywhere. They're useless sacks of meat. They
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  Speaker 3: can't even move. They can't even hold their head upright.
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  Speaker 3: You think it could just waltz out into the garbage can?
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure it'll turn out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so curious what this other story is about.
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  Speaker 1: It's very important.
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  Speaker 3: This is so strange. What's happening? I'm going to watch
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  Speaker 3: this on faster speed.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Carmen.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to speak with me? Yes, follow me.
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  Speaker 1: We're a little busy right now.
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  Speaker 3: We lost our baby. We lost our newborn. It got
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  Speaker 3: up and walked away. It went Forrest Gump on us.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen my husband, Bob. He's brain dead. He's a vegetable.
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  Speaker 3: He can't do anything. If he was brain dead, he'd
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  Speaker 3: be dead, by the way. He's looking at you and
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  Speaker 3: he's able to open his mouth and stuff. So he's
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  Speaker 3: actually not a vegetable. He's functionable. Worst of all, he
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  Speaker 3: can't please me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 3: I need affection and love. So you're going to do it?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you having this conversation in front of your husband?
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  Speaker 3: He can see.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 3: This is crazy. You can.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, wait.
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  Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind?
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  Speaker 2: This girl's looking for a bachelor and she picked the
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  Speaker 2: one that threw the newborn in the trash, man.
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  Speaker 3: What even is this?
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  Speaker 4: Blackmail.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck her up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it said, it said effer up, but I think
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  Speaker 3: she said pucker up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, these sound effects get out of my ear holes. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: who was in charge of Foley?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: I can just picture the Foley artist. Just like watching
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  Speaker 2: the video.
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  Speaker 3: Never kissed a girl before. Oh no, the husband.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I can't listen to this. This is crazy. I can't
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  Speaker 3: listen to that. That's terrible. I got to skip ahead.
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  Speaker 3: How is this going to end man? Where's the police?
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  Speaker 3: Your baby's busy. I have so many questions. Babe?
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  Speaker 2: Babe?
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  Speaker 6: Did they just go to the bedroom when she's in
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  Speaker 6: the house? Are these the fastest undressers in the world?
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  Speaker 6: They had dressed in 1.3 seconds. It didn't last that long.
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  Speaker 3: Just saying. It's pretty embarrassing. I like the peak scream.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Who's this guy? Is he okay? How could you cheat
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  Speaker 3: on me with our neighbor? What is happening right now, okay?
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  Speaker 3: What is happening? This is crazy. You can't even explain yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Where's the baby? Is this because our baby's white?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and it's in the garbage next to the Delizio pizza,
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  Speaker 2: you bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could tell you, but I can't.
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  Speaker 3: What? Of course you could tell her.
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  Speaker 5: I hate you!
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  Speaker 2: What is this guy doing? He's doing some- Oh, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: make him come alive. Oh my gosh, this is like Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 2: This is like a weird, weird alien Frankenstein moment.
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  Speaker 4: What the heck is happening?
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  Speaker 3: Where do they get these actors?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: You just slept with our neighbor. Did you cheat on me, Alice?
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  Speaker 3: Because this baby is not ours. Greg, I would never
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  Speaker 3: cheat on you. Did she? I need to know. Because
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  Speaker 3: he's white doesn't mean he's not ours.
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  Speaker 1: But it doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 3: We're both clearly Hispanic, and this baby's clearly Caucasian.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you're both, I'm sorry, that's fine if you're both Hispanic,
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  Speaker 2: but like, you're both very light, and babies, they.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't got no son, man. They were up in there,
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  Speaker 3: you know? And they come out, they come out pale. Sometimes,
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  Speaker 3: not all the time, I don't know. I need to know.
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  Speaker 3: Let's not jump to conclusions.
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  Speaker 5: Let's just figure this out together.
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  Speaker 3: Get a paternity test. Who's the father? Get Maury Povich
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  Speaker 3: up in here. Get out of here!
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  Speaker 5: She's just in the house.
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  Speaker 3: What is happening?
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  Speaker 4: Her baby's still missing.
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  Speaker 3: This is such an awkward interaction.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: I hope he turns up soon. Hey, can I speak
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  Speaker 3: with Greg? It's very important. Get her out of your house.
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  Speaker 3: She's a stranger.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: What is this, Carmen?
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  Speaker 3: What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this man?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this man? Meet our visitor.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I like this guy. This guy's my favorite so far.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Is he.
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  Speaker 1: What is.
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  Speaker 3: Who is he?
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  Speaker 2: I love that there's... It's all acting and no visual effects.
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  Speaker 5: John slept with Carmen and accidentally got her pregnant. But
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  Speaker 5: Carmen had to resort to alien technology to ensure John's
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  Speaker 5: memory of the event was erased.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: I remember now.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Let me rewatch that. I didn't understand that.
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  Speaker 5: John slept with Carmen.
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  Speaker 3: John slept with Carmen. That's the neighbor. John slept with
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  Speaker 3: the neighbor.
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  Speaker 5: Got her pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: But Carmen had.
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  Speaker 5: To resort to alien technology to ensure John's memory of
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  Speaker 5: the event was erased.
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  Speaker 3: He erased his memory. But why does his other girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: have a baby? Is that a different baby? Why is it?
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  Speaker 3: Why is that man? Why was that man the baby?
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  Speaker 3: What is happening? I'm so confused. What am I? Chumala
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  Speaker 3: shit is this?
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  Speaker 4: I remember now.
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  Speaker 3: Remember what? So Greg, now that you understand.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 3: He's made you remember. It was my child.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I put the seed into your wife thinking it was
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  Speaker 3: her baby.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Your baby's an alien.
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  Speaker 6: Our baby.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 3: You have a choice to make.
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  Speaker 5: What do you want from me?
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  Speaker 3: What is the choice? I want you to be mine.
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  Speaker 3: But the baby's in the trash. Where's the baby?
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  Speaker 4: To fulfill my needs that Bob no longer can. Please, Carmen,
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  Speaker 4: I can't betray Alex like this.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: There must be another way.
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  Speaker 3: There must be another way. This is crazy. There is
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  Speaker 3: no other way.
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  Speaker 1: What? If you refuse, Alex.
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  Speaker 3: It was alien stuff. I was right. What?
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  Speaker 2: Just leave.
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  Speaker 3: Leave them both. Pick up the baby from the trash,
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  Speaker 3: at least. Good boy.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 3: You belong to me. This is a Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 2: You belong to us.
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  Speaker 3: You! You're sleeping?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: She got a... And you... Gun! I saw the... That's
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  Speaker 3: not how you hold a gun.
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  Speaker 1: You!
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  Speaker 3: This is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, those effects though. Where did the gun go
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  Speaker 3: when that happened though? Watch this. What a faux pas.
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  Speaker 2: What a faux pas. She has the gun. Okay, she
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  Speaker 2: has the gun. And her gun disappears. Right now.
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  Speaker 1: Gone.
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  Speaker 3: Where'd the gun go? He was in it the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: He was never brain dead.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: What experiment? This is amazing. Dude, can you imagine being
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  Speaker 3: the neighbor to these people?
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  Speaker 2: Like this is clearly one of their houses or something
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  Speaker 2: or an Airbnb they rented out. And you just hear
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  Speaker 2: like three adults just maniacally laughing in the shed.
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  Speaker 3: The cops would be called. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: This is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I like the alien language. You're pregnant now. Sorry. Oh!
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  Speaker 4: Damn!
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  Speaker 3: Watch, I can do that too. See that? Who's the
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  Speaker 3: alien now, bitch? Just kidding, it was just Jay. Thanks, Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Um, so, okay, alien ship. Pretty good effects, honestly.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: The aliens rained hair on Earth. Oh! They built an
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  Speaker 5: AI robot army and took over the world.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I like how this footage from the future and then
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: it was from the 80s and then it went back
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  Speaker 2: to like the 20s. What was the lesson here? Tomorrow's teachings?
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  Speaker 2: What did you teach me? That aliens exist and they
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: impregnate people?
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  Speaker 3: We know this already. This is already information we know.
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy. I'm gonna say I didn't expect it.
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  Speaker 2: Thought it was gonna end on the wife maybe cheating
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  Speaker 2: and the baby going in the trash and something else.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't expect that to happen. So you did get
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  Speaker 2: me there. I did know that it was an alien
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  Speaker 2: though because he was talking like... But I think we
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: need to give it another one to try, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Let's watch at least one more. I'm gonna try to
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  Speaker 2: find one that like looks like it'll actually teach us
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  Speaker 2: a lesson, but I am assuming it won't. I wanna
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: find one that isn't too crazy looking, which is hard
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  Speaker 2: to find. Evil sister kills brother, what? That's looking like
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  Speaker 2: the most innocent one so far. I literally can't find one.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Crazy girl disapproves of mom's new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Hot girl dumps nice guy. Too easy. Teen uses
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  Speaker 3: fake ID.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like as I go down to the earlier videos,
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  Speaker 2: we're getting like a little more innocent.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just gonna do evil daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Poisons mom because don't we all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I'm joking. I just feel like this
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  Speaker 3: looks crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: I love you.
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  Speaker 4: I love you too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: Are you okay? Can you use the bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: The acting.
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  Speaker 3: A few hours later. I think they meant before. We'll see, though.
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  Speaker 3: I had to get a will. I'm getting older. You
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: have to get a will. I had to get one
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: for Kendra.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Is she going to get all your money? It will
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: be three million.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, damn.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: She got cash. When I die, it will be straight
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: to Kendra. Now we know the motive. Oh, just one
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: of my friends from the hospital. What is she, like 12? Yeah,
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: we were just talking about my will in life. All
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: that good stuff.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Will?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: So, like, when you die, someone will get the money? Yep,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: it will go all to you. I will never tell
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: my children. Okay, nothing! But they will, but I won't
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: tell them. Because this could happen. Thanks, Tomorrow's Teachings. In
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: your 40s, when I'm old. In your 40s. That's a
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: really long time from now.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: No reason to worry.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: You'll be, like, in your 60s. You're gonna die pretty
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: young then.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Looks like something's on your mind. Oh, no, nothing.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: She's like this in the corner. Oh, perfect. She'll have
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: a will so I can get all of the money
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: and buy all of the What do kids buy these days?
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: iPads and Funko Pops. I can't. Okay, well it's Friday night.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: You want to watch a movie?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Um, sure. I can't wait to see how this happens,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: how this goes down. She's a good actress. I believe
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: she's gonna- Yes! Yes. Oh! She's gonna spend it all
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: in one go. Not worth it. Don't buy that stuff.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: It's literally so useless and stupid and dumb. Put in
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: an account that can make it grow. Don't buy a $ 5, 000 bag.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: You can make that 3 million into friggin' 10 million
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: real easy just by putting it away.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Investing. Sorry. Stupid child.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Wanting to buy stuff. Oh, she did the maniacal. Oh yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: sneak past her. Definitely wouldn't see that. She's like, swipe
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: her up in this bitch.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Swipe her, no swiping!
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: She's going to the garage where she grabbed rat poison.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I knew it!
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: She's gonna get rat poison.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Rat poison, but it's actually bug spray with the words
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: rat poison wrapped over it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. This is fake YouTube, by the way. This
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: video's fake. You want me to hang dry this one?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, please.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Wow, what a great mom. She wants to watch a
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: movie with her kid and she's doing her laundry.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Do you want me to make some popcorn and ice
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: cream for the movie?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, good idea. I like how I called it. I
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: like how this one's not peeking out the audio. It's
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: a nice house. Kind of looks like my kitchen. Just kidding.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: It does though. Dude, I love how that's just off
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: bug spray.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: That would just make it taste really bad. Wouldn't kill you. Oh,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: she doesn't even know how to... They didn't even retake that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: That was the first shot, I feel like.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I love that. I love when movies do that. I
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: didn't know you could spray rat poison like that. That's
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: pretty cool. This is amazing.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I need to take a moment to just absorb
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the off mosquito spray.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: She definitely won't taste it. She won't taste it. It'll
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: taste fine. Oh yeah, shove it there. That's good. That's good.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Mix it up. Mix it up. She'll never know. You
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: just start eating. You just start eating.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: She'll be able to taste that. Oh, stop eating like that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I hate mouth sounds, man. It doesn't taste right. Oh,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: you know what? It's because the ice cream expires today. Okay,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: that should be fine then. Oh, let's watch this.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, if it expired and it doesn't taste right, that
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: means you shouldn't be consuming it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Mom, what the f- That's food 101. Okay, cool. Isn't
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: this nice?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: A mother.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I like how they're just no, no emote, no emotions
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: at all. It's just, okay, cool. Do you want to
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: pick another movie? If so, click the button on the
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: remote to pick another movie. This ice cream is delicious,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: but also it tastes off. Listen, not everybody's an actress, okay?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: But give me some emotion. At least in the last one,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: he peaked the audio.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Your bonding time? I love you. I love you too. Honestly,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: the little girl's like 10 times better than the adult.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Can you use the bathroom? Please rub your hands together. Ew,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see puke. Is she choking? Is
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: she dying? Oh no. Oh, I love how she... Oh wow.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Who knew getting rich was.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: That death though. Sorry, I'll reenact it. She died like this.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Are we good?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: That was great.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing another take.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Who knew getting rich was so easy? There's going to
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: be a lesson in this. Now, you don't have a mom, okay?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my mom.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: She passed out in the bathroom.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: To be honest, it's a good call. It's a good
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: call calling the police right away. You'll look less suspicious.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: She's dead. She's dead. She just died in there. She's dead.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Please send help. She's just dead.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I like that camera switching angle. That's good. Little evil.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Bitch. Eventually the cop showed up with a medic and
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: detective Casey.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: What is happening?
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Medic and cop.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: They had one detective, one cop and one medic all
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: without any sort of badger or anything to distinguish them
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: besides their shirts.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: And his mom, while detective Casey searched for clues.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Search for clues. That's how it works. Did he find anything?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Rat poison?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: The rat poison is behind the, all the, the protein
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: powder and the, and the bananas.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It's right there. He found something. He found the rat poison.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: The off mosquito spray. I mean, rat poison. Oh, my God.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: I got a pulse.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's not dead. Mama pulled through. Kendra?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Hi, Kendra.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I'm Detective Casey. She's going to go to jail. Your
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: mom's okay.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: We've got to figure out what happened.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Mom!
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I already know what happened.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: She ate ice cream that was old, and I guess
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: she had some type of reaction to it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, good cover.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: All right, well, we checked the ice cream, and it
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't expire for another month, so there's something else that
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: did us.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: We checked the ice cream. Oh.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: No!
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: No!
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: What do you know about the rock poison? It's spoiled.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: We took samples of the ice cream, and... In two seconds?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: You've been there for a minute.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You took samples? I tasted it. I tasted it, and
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I've tasted off mosquito spray. I mean, rat poison before.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: It's laced with rat poison. It's laced. You're the only
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: one in the house.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Laced.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: We checked the carton.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: There's nothing in there originally. If it's you, you might
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: as well just confess now.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: It was me.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Damn, she cracked quick.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: What was the reason? I overheard my mom talking about
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: her will.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to pick Lamborghini and make up.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Classic 2024 11-year-old. I regret it now. Kendra, this was
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: your mother. She loves you. Put her in jail! You
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: actually tried to kill her? This is crazy.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Kendra's mom was okay.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Whoever this guy's name is, him talking to the mic.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Kendra's mom was okay.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: It's real simple to just not do that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Kendra and her mom went to therapy for months and
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: eventually Kendra was sorry for what she did.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Take her off your will.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And realize what she could have done.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Take her off your will. Also, I need a small
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: loan of $ 3 million. That's... wild.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: At least there was like, I think more of a
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: plausible lesson in there. And I think that's to cherish
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: your family and family is priceless. We only got so
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: much time with our families to cherish them, hug them,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: tell them you love them.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: All right. And take them off your will. Okay, everybody.
• 22:54
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• 22:56
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