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- speaker-0: That's valid though. A hundred percent. What's valid? The the the the placement of ⁓ Samahayak on on that list. speaker-1: Yeah, bro. To me, she's number one from the time I was a kid to adult to in death, bro. I'm gonna have Desiree bury a picture of of course Desiree and then also also one of Salma Hayek. All right, I'll say, hey, how you doing, brother? How you doing? ⁓ That's all you can do, brother. That's all you can do sometimes in life. Well what the ⁓ Well, guess what? Hopefully this will help your your little hangtime ⁓ be a little bit more pleasant. Today we're doing a show on the ultimate speaker-0: So Hang I'm hanging in there, bro. speaker-1: Guy draft the Mount Gentmore of Hot Chicks. Yeah, brother. And I just got a shout out from one of my cousins on the last show, The Depression. Like, hey, bro, that was good show. There's a good episode about the Depression. I like, Yeah, yeah, thanks, brother. Thank you. And then now here we go. We're about to go right back trashy. Right back to our roots. Cause yeah, we, you know, we have feelings and we have emotions, but guess what? We're still horny ass Aguilars, bro, when it comes down to it, you know? Hey, you've speaker-0: Okay, we're ⁓ You can't always be in the trenches, bro. You gotta get out of the trenches every night and then yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. speaker-1: Exactly. Exactly. Okay, perfect. All right. So tonight, you ready? You got all your gear? Cause ⁓ we're going climbing, bruh. We're going climbing one of the most dangerous mountains, mountain ranges around, known to men. Mount Gentmore. We're talking our all to yo, go ahead. speaker-0: Even a touring thing. Yeah, hey, tread have your boots. Yeah. speaker-1: Yep, yep. ⁓ we're talking our all-time favorite women from TV to movies to music to sports, ⁓ past and present, just any crush you have, legends, the icons, the one that had us acting stupid back in the day we were kids. We didn't even know what these feelings were. We're like, you know. and then we're gonna switch gears because right now, what what what what's consuming everybody right now? speaker-0: V I believe it's ⁓ the World Cup, homeboy, FIFA. speaker-1: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. FIFA, bro. So we're gonna do our own little World Cup. So I'm gonna take the bracket. This is a legit bracket of 32. And yes, I know some of the teams have already won and moved on, but we're gonna have our own World Cup knockout tournament of the hottest chicks from those countries. So whatever country is playing, we're gonna pick. Or actually you're gonna pick. It's your yeah, you're gonna do it. This is a one man job. I'm just I'm gonna, of course, throw my opinion in, but ⁓ you know, this is your call. speaker-0: Yeah Thank you for their responsibility. speaker-1: ⁓ so we're gonna find out who is the World Cup winner for 2026 for the country that has the hottest chicks. According according to us. So ⁓ grab a drink. What the hell's my drink? Desire. Yeah, my drink's supposed to be coming. ⁓ get comfortable and get ready to judge us heavily with these horrible picks we're about to do and and this creepiness we're about to bring all on you because tonight we're putting the we're putting more legends up on the mountain. All next on a very crentleman's hour. Let's get creepy. speaker-0: Creepy jet. Creepy. Hey, just get to it, bro. Get the intro. Hit the intro. speaker-1: Yeah. Hey yeah, you're right. No more playing. This one's just Yeah. There's been enough hype for this one. All right. Before we go, let's just see where we're coming from, okay? So let's start with who do you remember was your first not like childhood crush? I know it was that little girl in the pink dress that dumped you because you cheated on her. Hey, you cheated on her, bro. ⁓ that was a different. speaker-0: Playing, bro. The ceremony ceremony. She didn't dump me, that was a different one. She Come on, bro. Get the get the get the fact streak. speaker-1: So what was your first celebrity crush that you remember as a kid from whatever first age you remember? You got that tingle, that tingle from down under. speaker-0: I I know I know we covered this way back in like season one of our of our ep of our shows. ⁓ it's weird because I was I was a little kid, I was probably seven, maybe, and it was ⁓ Dana Play Doh from Different Strokes. speaker-1: That's right, the cricket. speaker-0: Yeah, and then it ⁓ it progressed and then it became ⁓ my my my early teen years were very dominated by by my hormones were all over the place. So the the ones I remember back then were ⁓ Kelly Kapowski from Stay by the Bell. There's a girl Gia from Full House, ⁓ Topanga for sure from Boy Meets World and Madeline from The Wanderers. Yeah. speaker-1: Hey bro, your list is ra your list is carved out of granite. No one's ever that list is is locked in for life. speaker-0: Yeah, that that exactly. speaker-1: And speaker-0: And then you know what? And then as as a as a teenager to a f ⁓ a young man, it was ⁓ Christina Aguilera or Jenny McCarthy. But because of like Maxim and F H ⁓ speaker-1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Jenny McCarthy Jenny McCarthy was hot, but like something about like she was so crazy that it kind of turned me off. But you're right, just looking at her physically, she was she was she was pretty hot. so for me, I don't even really remember like first like one of the first chicks I remember is like Salma Hayek. I we're joking, whatever, but I was like a teen. I was starting that was one of the first ones that was really like, ⁓ shoot, that's making some things tingle, homie. Like speaker-0: Yeah. Is speaker-1: Something's happening down there and I don't know what it is and I don't know whether to go down there alone. Should I go get my mom? Should I get help? But something's happening. Something's happening down under. But also electric electricism Bluharia going on in this house. But I do also remember being super young and my mom, I think, or my grandma somebody used to watch ⁓ speaker-0: Actually. Let's go ahead. speaker-1: Soap operas. So I remember as a young age, I don't remember the characters. I don't know if it was that Lucy, what is there? Lu Lucci, Susan Luci. I don't know. But I just remember some of those chicks were hot. And there was a lot of like passionate scenes, you know, like guys and chicks made. So at a young age watching that, I remember that was one of the first times too. I remember getting tingles. I don't remember who the people were, the names don't remember. I remember that. I remember that show Dynasty Falcon Crest. They had hot ass blonde. I don't remember. I just remember hot ass chicks. ⁓ and then that led to like later on I went through all the same Kelly Kapowski, but I was already like the same age as I'm a teenager when they started getting really hot. I'm not talking about, I hope you're not talking about ⁓ the first season, bro, with that fake teacher with Mr. Belding wasn't even there. Mario Lopez. Yeah, Mrs. Bliss's class. That was speaker-0: He wasn't even there, bro. speaker-1: Stop. That was trash. Although only Lisa was there, though, remember? It was Lisa and some other weird chick. Yeah. Yeah, they were probably going to town on Lisa, bro. Poor Lisa. Hey, well, I'm just saying, bro. She was the only game in town. There was no Kelly. There was no Jesse. It was just Lisa having to, you know, take it. All right. Anyways. Yeah, sorry about that. So I remember progressing, but like my first like time seeing, like, whoa. Those women are pretty and they were dressed like no one I had ever seen was ⁓ soap operas and those like Dallas and Falcon Crest. Again, I don't remember the act. I remember on Dallas, one of them was like a chick, like a daughter. She was like the young daughter, she was this little blonde chick. ⁓ also at that time, Dukes of Hazard. Because I was just like, I am is that girl allowed to be wearing her short like sheets like that? Yeah, like what speaker-0: Wait a ⁓ It's just also. speaker-1: Is anybody else notice this? Like, is this cool? Is this nowadays that's just a normal, that's just going to walk. She's overdressed. Yeah, now she's overdressed. Yeah. I sometimes gotta get Desire just to put on shorts. I'm like, hey girl, you can't just go to the the store in a thaw, girl. Put at least some shorts on shit. ⁓ Okay. And then my second question, Uncle, was like a follow up. Like you remember getting those thoughts, those feelings. What do you think like did that change your life? Were you like, what are these feelings? Did you ask anybody? Did you talk to other friends, cousins? Like, hey bro, do you get kinda like you feel ⁓ kind of a little weird down there when you see Daisy Duke? Like, did you what do you what were you thinking about all those feelings that these newfound feelings that you just ⁓ little baby Uncle Louie found? ⁓ speaker-0: I'm gonna tell you this. I think the the oldest one of those feelings, St Stanley, is ⁓ I think I got into one of my dad's like Playboys or something. And I had no idea what was going on down there. I remember thinking like, what's wrong with me? Like that that's not right. But I never said anything. I just kind of, you know, 'cause it went away. I think I I think I I speaker-1: Was that your first boner, are you talking about? Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, ⁓ and I was like, ⁓ my god, what is this? Right? So I I closed the magazine and and like I I was like, damn, something's wrong, something's wrong. And then I guess once I stopped I panicked, it like went away and then I was like, ⁓ that's weird. Okay. So I never said anything. And then I I think eventually like you just start talking to your like I think it was once you got older, like maybe fourth or fifth grade, you start talking to your homies, like, hey, yeah. And they're like, Yeah, and then everybody tells you something different. Like you hear all kinds of weird stuff. ⁓ well it's because this and ⁓ you know, you you should have this. I'm like Damn, I don't yeah, I I do have that. You know, we don't even know, bro. It's it's so it's so jacked up the information that you get and the information that you give. speaker-1: And by the way, Santa's not real too. What the fu like kids come with all the crate. Young I kids come with all the cray. No, what I was gonna ask you is when you first got that first that first little mini rock down there, please tell me you didn't touch it. speaker-0: D and I didn't? No, I mean I it was like Okay. It was uncomfortable. speaker-1: Yeah. Okay. ⁓ speaker-0: Yeah. Okay, good. Ain't gonna ⁓ Not lonely, bro. You're just by you're just alone. speaker-1: Yeah, all right, you're right. Yeah. Maybe I should have said sad. No, actually in the beginning it wasn't that sad. You don't start to feel sad till you're older, like, ⁓ I feel like a cochino. Now now though, now I'm going back up to where I feel good if I can do it. Like, hey, I still got a little something left in the you I mean I still got a little there's still a little tread on these tires. Yeah, we're you we're not on E E. We still got thirty miles left. speaker-0: Sad. Yeah. speaker-1: All right, brother. Yeah, I just wanted to see what yeah, that's about the same as me. Yeah, I remember it caught me off guard. I remember when it first happened, I was like, What? I remember it happened to me in bed and unfortunately I did touch it and I touched it a lot. speaker-0: Hey, whoa whoa whoa. speaker-1: The the next day I was like, wait, was that real or was that a dream? We gotta run that back, bro. And guess what? It wasn't. It's just as bad. After that, basically I don't think my parents saw me for the next four years. But I came out of my room after that though. All right, Uncle, let's get let's get started. Come on, man. Enough of this ⁓ playing around, bro. Enough of this joking. Let's start with everybody's favorite segment, Mount Gentmore. So this whole thing is Mount Jetmore pretty much until the end. ⁓ top four hottest. speaker-0: Then speaker-1: Female or male, I don't I'm not, you know, whatever you want to do, Louis. For it's all female. I try to try to I was speaker-0: Include ⁓ Whate speaker-1: Whatever you feel free, Tootsie or whatever you feel free go that way, brother. There's no this is called the n the no judgment zone, brother. ⁓ speaker-0: Watch you. Hey man. speaker-1: Danger yeah, yeah, what is it? I feel the need the first goose is gone. ⁓ speaker-0: Are you gonna put Bob Bob on your list? speaker-1: Nah, I hell no. That's my road dog wet. Nah I'm not a tractor speaker-0: That's your spirit animal. speaker-1: I'm not attracted to any men. What do you have you been attracted ever? Have you seen like a woman or a man that's is that a tran a tranny? Like a man that's dressed like a female looks like a female. Frankly? I guess. I don't know. Just like a dude. somebody that looks like a woman that's a guy. Whether they've made the transition or ⁓ speaker-0: Britney Granger. speaker-1: I'm moving on. I'm moving on. speaker-0: Hey, let me tell you this. Hold on. Let me let me let me let me let me veer off veer off topic for a bit. We we Laura and I went to a ⁓ a comedy club one time, like on a date night. Yeah. I don't even think I don't even think Natalia was born yet, bro. Nick Nick must have been like three years old or something. And we went on a date night and we went to dinner in Burbank. And then we parked in one of the parking structures and we were by that that comedy club. And then and it was like it must have been like 9 15, 9 30. And I think the show started at 10 and she's like, you what? Do you want to watch comedy? I was like, Yeah. So we went and we went inside. Like, ⁓ yeah, come on in. And they sat they sat us right in the front, dude. I was like, damn, that's that's these are good scenes, right? Bro, it was like it was a gay comedy night, right? Tell me why. Tell me why, bro. Every single gay guy that came that went up there, like looked at me like, Ooh, what are what are you doing here? Are you lost? And I I was the butt of every single joke, dude. Like the whoever satisfair knew what they were doing. 'Cause this home speaker-1: Wait, wait. They knew you were straight. speaker-0: Yeah, why I walked in with Laura. speaker-1: There I guarantee there's a bunch of guy and girls that are like friends. speaker-0: Yeah, like you know, like Mufasa. I mean they knew we were together. But they said it's right in the front. I'm not lying to you, bro. Every single male gay comedian that came out, the first was like a double take. Like, what's this big guy doing here? You know, and and back then I was what, thirty two probably, thirty three? You're one year speaker-1: Exactly. Like the Okay. Considered a speaker-0: My hair was younger, my hair was shorter. speaker-1: In that community, you being a bigger dude, you're considered a bear. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, yeah. speaker-1: guy comes Ferro guy comes up and like, Hey, what are you? You say I'm I'm a bear. I'm a speaker-0: ⁓ I'm not gonna say that when I'm not a bear fool. speaker-1: No, y that's what you would be if you were in that committee to be a bair. speaker-0: That's not up for argument. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was my little my little side story. Go ahead. speaker-1: ⁓ okay, well how about this? 'Cause a partial you know, partially they were probably joking, a partially they were also probably like semi hitting on you too, a little maybe. You feel maybe ⁓ like complimented, or were you like, No, that's not cool, man. I'm not gay. Or were like, ⁓ that's pretty good, that's funny. speaker-0: ⁓ I was I was giving it back. speaker-1: Okay, good, good. All right. So you're a good you're a good sport. Okay, good. That's what I was like. I didn't know what type of dude you were if you're like, do you dabble? You know what I mean? Like I don't know I don't know speaker-0: Okay. ⁓ Bro, Gay for pay and queer for speaker-1: What your scene is, you know? All right, that's good to know. That's good to know. ⁓ speaker-0: Not a I tr I try not to make it awkward, bro. So, you know, if they you know, I was had my first encounter with a with a gay person. speaker-1: All right, good. All right. Hey, look at Uncle. Like Goronaco there. Like Goronaco there in Sagas, huh? All right, Uncle. Top four, hottest TV stars, any era. Because I was like, TV is so crazy. So any era, your top four. Mount Jetmore, TV stars. speaker-0: My top four in one one through four order. ⁓ to Pango bro, the now official for sure, number one. speaker-1: Is this is this one like one through four like your favorites or just random order? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is your f speaker-0: Okay. number two, Alyssa Milano, who's the boss? Number three, Jenna Fisher from the office, Pam. Pam Beasley. speaker-1: I just thought she was hot, I just thought she was cute, but go ahead, bro. My bad. This is your list. This is your list. speaker-0: You never probably never watch the show that's fine. ⁓ I love this. ⁓ bro, come on. Come on. And then number four, Constance Marie. George Logan. ⁓ my god. speaker-1: D should have known you already did that one, but all right. And this one, the Mount Jujmore, we can pick the same chick, so it doesn't have to be like, you know, like I I think one time we did it where it was like, ⁓ you took my chick, ⁓ you speaker-0: Yeah, you wanted to fight. You're like, yeah, next time I see you a ton, I was like, Bro, what are you talking about? speaker-1: So this one we can we can have the same chicks. We each have our own mount jet more. Okay, that's solid. Can you just say it real quick again? One more time. speaker-0: Danielle Fischer, Tapenga, Alyssa Milano, who's the boss, Jenna Fisher, the office, and Constance Marie from the speaker-1: George Lubershaw. That's solid. I have no issues with that. Maybe Jenna Fisher, just because like I saw her in the ⁓ like she's plays a cute character, but it's like so did Lisa Kudro. Is that on your top list? You know I mean? Like, ⁓ I I I but I get it. I get it. She the whole personality and the character, is there anything you have to say like that push me over the top to think saying agreeing with you? speaker-0: ⁓ no, what do you want to tell you? ⁓ Sam Mahayak? Never mind, I'll sound I just I just honestly to me see that. speaker-1: No no no, I meant like about about Jenna Fisher. No Did you see that one show she was like character? speaker-0: ⁓ her character, yeah. For sure her character. she just down on earth. I feel like she just be kinda like like c she has a lot of Laura's qualities. speaker-1: There we go. Bro, this is hottest TV stars, not best TV star personalities, bro. Hey, but that's what you find attractive. Alright, alright, okay. Alright, I'm just testing you, bro. I'm just I'm just speaker-0: That's what I find hardful. put somebody on there that's just easy on the eyes? Come on bro. Let me let me let me redo this Mount Gemark. Top four is ⁓ Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian. Come on bro. This is this is what I find out. speaker-1: Remember, you're the bear. I'm just poking you. Yeah, real quick, do your top four Kardashian anybody atta anybody attached to the Kardashian show, go. speaker-0: ⁓ for sure number one would be don't say ⁓ what's her name? Ket Low. Okay speaker-1: That's your top k Kendall. Okay. Courtney. Okay, for me, Chloe. Hey, bro. That's a lot of work. That's a that's that's a two day shift. Like that's a two-day job. But you look at it, yeah, you get the estimate and you're like, hey, there's no way I'm getting out of here in under two days. Alright. speaker-0: Yeah, Kylie, and then Kimmy. All right. Did you watch that Lamar Odom Netflix? ⁓ shit. speaker-1: Ye ⁓ no. Watch it. speaker-0: Bro. That ⁓ I that you know what she deserves to be on my list, but that bumped her up. I I respect her a lot more because she's a real one, bro. Yeah, yeah, speaker-1: I always liked her personality I always thought she had a different personality from them. But so mine is her number one. Two Kim, three Chloe, four Kendall. I don't like that. I don't like that Kylie because I still remember the picture. I still remember how she looked like when she was like young and remember she was like kind of speaker-0: All of ⁓ what do you mean, her? speaker-1: No, ⁓ speaker-0: Kind of Kendall's the only beautiful one. speaker-1: Yeah, Kendall's a natural beauty, but Kim and the the other one, the oldest one, were are pretty. They were pretty too. Yeah, they look totally different, but they were pretty. The only one that looked a little crazy was Chloe. But hey, that girl's crazy. I heard she's OJ's daughter. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's what I heard too. Yeah. All right. Okay. ⁓ did I do mine? No. Okay, here's mine. And ⁓ here's my top four. Yeah, this is probably order of one through four. ⁓ number one. Kelly Kapowski, bro. It's just I know everybody it's everybody's. I still will turn on Save Bible and just sit there like ⁓ dang man, that's the hottest chick ever. Okay. And it was also her personality, everything. ⁓ number two that got ⁓ from modern family. Yeah. Like I just I would tune in a lot of times just for her. You know what I mean? Like I didn't give a shit about Claire. I like Phil. Phil was cool. But I tuned in for her just like speaker-0: Sophia. speaker-1: Okay, so that's my number two. My number three, I don't know who you know this is. And this one again, it's just kind of a weird random one, but at that age, this was like in my late twenties or early mid twenties. Do you know who Maggie Q is? speaker-0: Agentship. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What shit on? speaker-1: it was some show where she was like a vigilante, and I cannot think of it now. But that was like she was like an assassin. She was like an assassin for and and that was my first show I found her, and I was just like, ⁓ dude, this chick is so dope. And then she was in a show me and Desiree used to like it was like a cop show, and she was a detective. Like anything she's in TV wise, I like I love. I don't know why. ⁓ so her. And then my last one. Which is this one is crazy. But now if you put her in a room with fifty chicks, I she would probably be number fifty. But as a kid, for some reason, I was in love with Peg Bundy. And I think it was because she was one of the first chicks on TV to wear those super tight pants. And she was like thick. And it was like, I am just super attractive. And then the fact that Al did not want to touch her, I'm like, Why would he not want to? Why does he not want to touch And she was always w and she was always wearing those tight pants. And I was like, I didn't I didn't want to speaker-0: What's speaker-1: Chicks that was like those were like the pre spandex. Yeah, she walk in her high heels. ⁓ and I just remember being as a kid, I was more into her than Kelly. ⁓ Kelly Monday. You know what mean? ⁓ so anyway, so okay, that's my top four. I think those are both solid. I don't think anybody ran away with it, but hey, these will get you wet. These will get you get you in the game. All right, how about we take it back a little? Let's go back in time, Unc. Old school. I'm talking movies from the seventies. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: No, actually I'm talking fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, anything before two thousand. Go for it. speaker-0: I didn't I didn't go that far back 'cause I'm ki I'm kind of a I'm kind of a young young I guess young heart at that. ⁓ I went Reese Witherspoon. From from like the nineties, right? speaker-1: Well hold on. If this was like a draft, that was like the biggest stretch. That was like speaker-0: I just I f I I ⁓ first round pick ⁓ a kicker or what speaker-1: You took somebody who wish you took a kicker as the first number one overall pick that nobody even thought was gonna get drafted. Wait, who did you just say again? What was her name? speaker-0: Greece Witherspoon. speaker-1: ⁓ my god. Okay, we gotta talk about that one after. Okay. speaker-0: Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead and keep going. Natalie Portman. speaker-1: Solid. speaker-0: ⁓ Rachel Lee Cook. speaker-1: ⁓ from the movie where that she looked supposedly she was so ugly and they had her make her over and then all they did was put makeup on her and she's the hottest chick in the speaker-0: Her glasses off and they put her hair down. Yeah. And then ⁓ the last one is ⁓ Alicia Silverstone. speaker-1: Okay. All right. I was just like I still don't think she's that hot, but like at that time she was the hottest shit around. And it was like it was like hell yeah, okay. speaker-0: And just the way she carried herself on the show and I mean on the movie, I was like, Dude, I was in love. I think I was like fourteen, bro. speaker-1: But can you explain to me how in that movie it's okay that she hooks up with her older brother who's she's a minor in high school and her older brother's in college and he's her brother and they hook up. Explain that one. speaker-0: College? Well they're they're step brothers. So it's not that crazy. But in that setting, I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, I remember I I at the time I was kinda like weird out, but I didn't think it was a big deal. But then as I as I watched it as I got older, I was like, Yeah, that's not right. Something's wrong. Something's off. speaker-1: Okay, how about this? Who do you think is the hottest in order? One to three. Her in the movie I'm talking about strictly in the movie, in clueless. Her, the little friend that they're trying to make over, the little redhead, or ⁓ Stacy Dash. Well I forgot what her name was. ⁓ Stacy Dash for sure. Stacey Dash one. speaker-0: C Dad. Stacey Dash, ⁓ Alicia Silverstone and then ⁓ Brittany Murphy. speaker-1: Ding ding ding. Perfect. speaker-0: But I was a freak, bro. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, she was a little kinky little girl, huh? She was trying to hook up with the brother too. Damn, that brother's over there has just in-house ass nonstop. That's crazy. Can we please go back to that Reese Witherspoon? Like cute, I get it, popular, but Reese Witherspoon is your top four hottest actresses of all time? speaker-0: Paul Red, bro, come on. For me, fool. It ain't for you. speaker-1: I am speaker-0: Some high can ⁓ look at speaker-1: I'm low-key a little mad. No, bro. I've come I came, I came with a left hook, homie, that you didn't expect. You thought I'm coming with a straight right? Nah, bro. Came in with a hook. First off, I went old school. This is an icon, and and I have not just bought her posters or calendars. I've actually watched Marilyn Monroe. That's my number one all time favorite. And I like her in her movies. I liked her character show. Yeah, right. Bro. Some like it high. speaker-0: Marilyn Moreau. Hips. speaker-1: No, actually she wasn't even that curvy compared to real Amer like real chicks nowadays, but but for back then she was. Number two, Sophia Loren. But get this, get this. I actually didn't really even learn about her until did you ever watch that movie ⁓ I think it was named after you, Grumpier Old Men? speaker-0: Yeah, yeah I have actually. And yes I am a grumpy old man, so speaker-1: So what? ⁓ So I saw that movie and I was like, ⁓ you know, she was already an old lady at that time. And I was like, ⁓ shit, okay. And but then I was just like, dang, I bet she was hot back. And sure enough, I started looking her up as she was young. I'm like, Damn, that was class A grade A, homie. So that's my number two. Number three, and this is more just like her style, like kind of like her persona, her presence. Aubrey Audrey Hepburn. speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, bro. speaker-1: Like just class, like every hair was was perfect. It was just like, God dang, that's like how a woman should be. You know what I mean? ⁓ and then ⁓ these are the old school ones. Yeah, that's right. And then the last one. Wait, bro, you were supposed to do seven ⁓ yeah, yours are all nineties. Okay. My bad. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. I didn't even read my own rules. ⁓ the last one and I've all I haven't seen that many of her movies, but just I've seen her, Bridget Bardot is just like for some reason she seems stunning to me. I don't know why it just looks, but ⁓ speaker-0: Very classy, that's a classy list. speaker-1: Yeah, I love the old timers, bro. I'm an old soul, brother. ⁓ all right, that was cool. Two d two totally different lists. Unfortunately, though, Louie, my chick's murder yours, homie. Come on. Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon against Bridget Bardot? Bro. Come on. speaker-0: Have you seen cruel intentions or election? Any legally blind boy? speaker-1: ⁓ she was in that? ⁓ she was the girlfriend, huh? Yeah, but the other chick was hotter. What was ⁓ the one that's married to that one dude? speaker-0: She was the innocent one. But just 'cause I don't know what you like, bro. I'm not I'm not crazy, ⁓ speaker-1: I like a little bit of Yeah, see I like a little Yeah, but that's boring in the sack, bro. Then you gotta do all the work, you know what I'm saying? I work all day, I don't wanna work at night. You know, I wanna sit back. All right. Yeah, come on now. We we've d we've earned it, huh? Modern two thousands. We're talking again, Mount Jetmore movie stars. And I'll let you go first. speaker-0: I like crazy. I like them to be calm. Relaxed. Enjoy the view, damn it. For me and me only. For you, yes. Number one, Emma Stone. speaker-1: Other speaker-0: Brother Rachel McAdams. speaker-1: ⁓ okay, alright, yeah. Okay, okay. speaker-0: Yeah. Anna Kendrick. speaker-1: That's a weird one, but yet satisfying. Okay. Yeah. speaker-0: And ⁓ Emily Blunt. speaker-1: I knew you were gonna go with that. That's the same that's the same that's just a little bit better than your other one. What was that other one you said? The the office girl. ⁓ speaker-0: Hey, you know that she's married to Jim in real life? speaker-1: ⁓ that's why okay, that's why it's all ⁓ yeah, it she was really good in the wasn't she that one where like those creatures are hunting them and they can't talk or some shit or they can't you can't speak? speaker-0: Nah, you gotta watch ⁓ the five year engagement. ⁓ speaker-1: ⁓ okay. I think I've I've seen I haven't seen it but I've seen it like speaker-0: Yeah, that that that's the one that com completely like crossed me over to her and ⁓ the other one. ⁓ and ⁓ the Dan in Dan in real life. speaker-1: You never Dan in real life? speaker-0: Yeah, they try to hook her up with ⁓ What's the homeboy from the office? Michael Scott, his character. He's like a he's like a a widowed single dad of three daughters or whatever. And they try to hook him up and she's like too she's like too like like too youngish for him. But she's hot, dude. Super hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. speaker-1: see that. I think I did see that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. ⁓ mine is different obviously, but s also a little bit off the beaten track too. Off off the beaten path as they say. My number one. Come on, bro. Scarjoe. That's why I got with Desiree. That's the only reason I got with Desiree is because she looked like Scarjo. speaker-0: Right, bit? speaker-1: She don't give enough. ⁓ yeah. Number one, Scarjo, Black Widow. You know what they say? The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. My man, the sweeter the sweeter the Hugo. All right. Number two, very, very underrated. Not only does she bring heat, she brings a little bit of exoticness with her different hair color, but she is also a great actress. Bryce Dallas Howard. speaker-0: You don't even have a gun, fool. ⁓ speaker-1: Bringing Are you joking from Jurassic Park? The redhead? Dallas Howard. And she's also isn't she ⁓ like Steven Spielford's daughter or some show? Howard? Howard Sern or what? But it was the kid. The dude from the Lakers? No, he was the kid. speaker-0: Rice? speaker-1: ⁓ Opie or whatever. speaker-0: Come on, bro. Ron Howard daughter? speaker-1: Ron Howard's outer, yeah. Yeah, right. Check her out, it'll change your life. Sorry, Bip. Okay, number three. This one is definitely off the beaten path, but this'll get you where you need to go to. Anna Joy Taylor? speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, she's cool. speaker-1: But she's a weirdo, bro. She's a freak. But I ⁓ I loved her in that that chess movie and then everything she does. I just I think I appreciate her more for her ⁓ her abil her acting abilities rather than you know, 'cause she just looks like a weird little little blonde chick, but for some reason she speaker-0: You shamed me for for lacking personality, huh? speaker-1: Come on, bro. She's hotter than Reese Witherspoon, bro. That Reese Witherspoon is every white chick on the planet. Like, that's just a normal. ⁓ my last one. Emma Stone, which is crazy. I thought there's no way you would pick that. I never heard you mention her. And again, her, I'm not attracted to pale, like, you know, redhead chicks, but it's her characters. They always captivate me. I love her characters. In every movie she plays, I love it. So she makes it. Bro, super bad. speaker-0: Light out. Yeah, lights out, bro, super bad. speaker-1: Bad? Super bad what? ⁓ super bad, yeah. But bro, you know she wasn't gonna get with that full Noah, whatever his name She did. She didn't, bro. He tried to he tried to kiss her and she backed out. If she was really into him at all, she would have kissed him. At least let him peck. Come on, bro. You know that. That's rule number one in in the Playboy ⁓ manual. Come on, man. How about this one? How about this? Hey, let's move from the movies, from the big screen to that stuff that gets us through the tough day. speaker-0: E bro. Apparently not, bro. speaker-1: Music, bro. Music that will ⁓ you know touch your soul. You wanna talk about tingles? Let's talk about music. So let's go. We're gonna go ahead and just do we're gonna break it down like the last one. The old school seventies, eighties, nineties, and then modern two thousands. So ⁓ I do have that chick on here who we were talking about earlier. All right, number ⁓ or go for it, Unc, the top four. speaker-0: My my music, bro, is strictly nineties 'cause that's when I that's when I became a full perv. So number one, bro, Gwen Stefani. speaker-1: I knew you were gonna say that. speaker-0: Christophani holds a special place in my heart. I mean she looks she doesn't look great now. In the nineties, bro. Oof. speaker-1: Let's put Oof, she was built like a ten year old boy, but all right. speaker-0: And I'm she wro what are you talking about? I don't know what what you probably thought speaker-1: Yeah, I'm j hey, why why are you getting all defensive? I'm just speaker-0: That's my number one for when I was young. Take it back. Number two, Lisa Low. speaker-1: Yeah, all right. Fourteen year old boy. Lisa Loeb was dope. So film me. What was that song though? Stay, but like what are the lyrics? So kiss Wait, wasn't that Kissinger? speaker-0: Glasses and her guitar. Dave food. Radio on, I turned the radio. Wait, and this woman was singing my song. Well, you don't even know. That's like that's my number one go get happy song. speaker-1: What's the one they are? Yeah, she was she was cool. Okay, I'll give you that one. That one was good. speaker-0: Number three, Maya. speaker-1: Have her down for my ⁓ no I don't I don't have her down. Okay. speaker-0: Maya number three. Okay. Then number four, the one that completely like engulfed my ⁓ my late my late ⁓ teens to my early twenties. ⁓ Cristina Aguilero. speaker-1: No, you were you liked her that much. I I speaker-0: Bro, you don't I'm gonna look for a picture I have of when I I had this big old poster in my room. speaker-1: Bro, but did you go did you go see her at Staples? speaker-0: No, fool, I was broke. speaker-1: ⁓ I was already married, so she was older. It wasn't that speaker-0: Perflex. speaker-1: Yeah, it wasn't No, I want to see her now. Now she you she'll play she plays at like the Indiana resorts now, bro. You can see her easily. Yeah, she's a yamava. She's a yamava, bro. All right. ⁓ that's ⁓ that's all it's ⁓ honestly I thought you were gonna choke. But ⁓ that was good, bro. Okay. speaker-0: I only stumbled. I didn't fumble. speaker-1: You came to play, but you miss a big heavy hitter. Why'd you forget this one? Just 'cause she's gone doesn't mean she wasn't hot. Selena, bro, come on. speaker-0: Okay, okay. speaker-1: That's it? Okay, okay. What about this? ⁓ Olivia Newton John. speaker-0: ⁓ nice, yeah. ⁓ she was speaker-1: She was face, bro. That was pure face. Yeah, she was gorgeous. ⁓ number three, can I get all of them? Spice girls? Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, yeah. speaker-1: Okay, cool. All the sporty spice, huh? speaker-0: ⁓ The British one. speaker-1: They're all British. speaker-0: Okay. Ginger. Ginger spice. speaker-1: You didn't like ginger? ⁓ I'm thinking baby. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby Ginger was a redhead. speaker-0: And then scary. speaker-1: Baby? No, for me it's it back then it was posh, baby, scary ginger. And that yeah, that guy spice I was like nah. speaker-0: And then sports. What about old old spice? You can like go on. speaker-1: Who was it was that? speaker-0: The after Shay Foo. speaker-1: ⁓ no, that shit always burned, bro. Aftershave. ⁓ all right, last one. Do you remember her from I wish it was Sunday 'cause that's my from the Bengals? Yeah, yeah, Susanna Hoff. She was like one of the first chicks I saw. I was like, dad chick's freaking hot and she had that attitude of like I don't give a ph like a rock chick, you know what I mean? speaker-0: I'll tell you this, the voice was the the voice was fire. Sexy. speaker-1: But the chick was it? speaker-0: No, she was ⁓ yeah yeah. But I'm saying the voice just did it. Yeah. Who's defensive now? speaker-1: I mean, If we're gonna talk voices, what about the chick that sang ⁓ ninety nine Gluff Balloons? Have you ever heard of the song? speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, I don't know her name though. I don't I don't know what she looked like. speaker-1: Yeah speaker-0: I thought you were gonna say like the Lady of Rage. speaker-1: From Death Row? It held no ⁓ speaker-0: Yeah. Okay. And Michelet. speaker-1: ⁓ wait. ⁓ no, yeah, this is my next list. Okay. Next one is two thousands. So current. speaker-0: Two thousand Yeah. Number one, C R O. speaker-1: ⁓ you can't mention her name after she got all beat up and Puffy's still out there? Come on, bro, be be respectful. The chick who got beat up by ⁓ Puff? speaker-0: Wait, wait, wait, what? No, fooms. Yara's the one that's with Russell Wilson. speaker-1: ⁓ who's the one that got beat up by Puffy? ⁓ Cassie. ⁓ Sierra Sierra's okay, bro. I w I I'm not gonna I'm not gonna write home about it. speaker-0: Yeah. ⁓ By Russell Wilson. speaker-1: ⁓ Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: I love the shirt. I love the shirt, but I never wear it 'cause I think people are gonna be walking around like, This fool's a pervert, bro. Why is he wearing a Twin Swift? But I wear it at home. I wear it on the show. I wear it at home. speaker-0: No, come on. ⁓ sorry. Number three Cardi B. speaker-1: Okay. I mean, yeah. All right. speaker-0: Yeah. Hey dude, Cardi B will drink a forty with you, dog. speaker-1: Yeah, but that that's not hot. speaker-0: Yeah, that is to me. speaker-1: All right, all right. I I mean okay. speaker-0: They don't even like forties. They don't even make forties of white clock. speaker-1: Yeah, I've had I'm off of everything bro. I'm not I'm on now I'm just on strictly beer or Malibu rum. speaker-0: How is that off of everything? That's crazy. ⁓ speaker-1: I I caught that halfway through. I thought you were gonna say anything. Damn bro can't get nothing by you, hush. The people that interview Trump, that that they should be doing that with speaker-0: What I need to do, dog. ⁓ Bing bing bong bong. ⁓ then the last one is Rihanna. speaker-1: Okay. look at my number four. You can't see it. Rihanna. speaker-0: No, I thought that said ⁓ Grace Jones. speaker-1: Hey, she was hot in ⁓ Boomerang. All right, my number one, Tay Tay, Taylor Sweat. It's mostly 'cause of the music, but she's gonna fall a couple of notches once she gets married to that monster ⁓ speaker-0: Nah, she's gonna start cranking out kids and even get better, bro. Be a mom. speaker-1: Done. I'm out. Number two, Sabrina Carpenter. And I don't know why. It's just like her I don't give a F personality, her songs. She's very like in touch with her sexual. Close your ears, Unc. She's very in touch with her sexuality, her feelings. Like she's very expressive. She's very knows what she wants. And for some reason, that kind of turns me on. But it also creeps me out that she looks so young and like a little girl. So I feel like I should scratch this, but I'm gonna keep it on. Number two, Sabrina Carpenter. All right. Number three. ⁓ jeezy. Christina Aguilera. Her ⁓ in her bad phase where she was like, What was it? What was that one song? Dirty. Stronger where she speaker-0: Hell yeah. No. speaker-1: Yeah, the dirty where every single time she's like wearing chonies out on stage. I was like, Dang, this girl like she was the first one, maybe besides Madonna, but like that she was like the one that was coming out dressing crazy 'cause remember it was like Britney Spears and they're dressing hot but like in jeans and sh Christiani Galera. Right, right. So it's like I always respected that like, damn, that chick is like I respect the game. Hey, come on. You gotta respect the thing, brother. Jeez. And then number four, Rihanna. speaker-0: Yeah, pushing the envelope. Right. I respected that. speaker-1: Which she's, you know, classic, a beauty, great singer. Thighs for days, bro. ⁓ and then she's always at that carnival dancing, like, ooh, shake that thing, girl. Love it, love it, love it. All right. ⁓ let's move on, Unc. All right. I know you maybe are the greatest athlete I know, so this one should be perfect for you. Mount Jetmore, hottest athletes. Of all time, you can pick any arrow. speaker-0: For it. This one's hard for me, bro. Cause like the same thing. When I start trying to write stuff down, I'm like, ha, I can't think. I'm like, ⁓ And then they slowly start coming to me like throughout like we'll have a conversation, like, damn it, I forgot. ⁓ damn, and I forgot down. But off the top row, number one, like since I was younger, Alex Morgan, bro. I mean, just age is like beauty. She became a mom and she got even hotter. speaker-1: I knew you were gonna do that one. Yeah, that's a that's more of a What's up with you and moms, bro? speaker-0: I've told you I got all kinds of issues, bro. It's a long it's a long okay, sorry. It's a long conversation. We try to go down that route. speaker-1: Sorry, I didn't mean to unwrap that that gift. Yeah. Okay, sorry, sorry. All right. speaker-0: Another ⁓ number two, Nafisa Collier. speaker-1: ⁓ is that the one you sent me, the basketball player, the new one on the on the speaker-0: Nah no the the new one is Chance Gray, but she's not on the list. There you go. Nafisa Collier is off the ⁓ Minnesota Lynx. Look her up. She just did ⁓ Sports Illustrated. speaker-1: Okay. Well I'm gonna throw their pictures up here, so yeah. ⁓ okay. I speaker-0: ⁓ number three, Lexi Hall. And it sucks. She gets outshadowed by ⁓ Sophie Cunningham. speaker-1: As she should. speaker-0: But Sophie Cunningham has nothing on her, bro. They one V one. Next thing he calls smoke in her. speaker-1: Okay. First off, Sophie Cunningham has a ten times better face than Lexi Hole. And I'm not saying Lexi Hole does not look good, but her face is just boring. You I could see that every day at Target. Like that's just a regular face. speaker-0: What side do you be? I know they don't have that on Palmdale dog. speaker-1: The one in Santa Cl the one in Santa Clarita, bro, right there. Yeah, by the mall, across the street from the mall, bro. speaker-0: Right. And then the la the last one is ⁓ Roxanne Perez from WWE. speaker-1: ⁓ you mentioned her I I yeah. Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah. She's like five two I think. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah. I was honestly a little disappointed because I remember last time you said it and I was like, ⁓ cool, I'm gonna look this up and then I was like, ⁓ Unc, you just led me down you didn't lead me to ⁓ you didn't lead me to glory. I thought you were gonna lead me to the promised land. speaker-0: You're probably using Bean or Safari. You gotta use Google, dog. speaker-1: I am using Google, I think. I don't know. speaker-0: Didn't use Google I think. I don't know what I used. speaker-1: All right, Uncle, here's mine. Here's the real list. And I I'm a little kind of like I don't know why this is turning into a competition, but I feel a little like upset that you were taking shots at mine on your list. Like, that's your list. Why are you taking shots at my list? My number one is Sophie Cunningham. Why are you taking shots? Bro, her personality, her game, her her speaker-0: Not her game, not her game. speaker-1: Not her game. She's the energy. She's the spark. She's the glue. Lexi Hall, I don't even ever notice. I'm like, what is this girl doing? Lexi Hall does is just run around all all game. Anyways, Sophie Cunningham to me is carrying that league, that team, all of that, with just all her stuff she's posting. And she has a podcast like us. Hey. speaker-0: Hey shout out, shout out ⁓ so be Cunningham. speaker-1: Thank you. There you go. See? Yeah. Then she's going to invite us on. You're going to be like, I want to be the first one. I want to be the first one. Thank you. It's going to be neat. All right. Number two. This is kind of a little mini throwback to early twenties. Michelle Wee. speaker-0: Yes, sir, that one yeah. speaker-1: Thank you. That one's solid. Number three, I don't think you know the chick. ⁓ even though I thought you were a gymnast, but I guess you're not. ⁓ na Nacia Lucin. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. ⁓ Yeah. speaker-1: And then number four, which I can't now that I'm looking at this, I can't even believe I don't have a tennis a tennis player on here. But bro, Mount Rushmore is hard because you only get four. Like this isn't like a top ten. But my last one is Alicia Lyman, the soccer player. Like I love that shit. I'm sorry. It's just yeah. ⁓ so yeah, my list murderers, bro. That was not even close. Not even close. Sorry about that. speaker-0: All right. Alex Morgan carries so you can't even you don't even have a you ain't touching it. speaker-1: Hey, why are we so defensive? We we talk about moms, we talk about parents, we talk about families, we talk about old chicks, and and all of a sudden we get onto this and we're all like angry with each other. Damn, bro. Never felt you so aggressive. ⁓ all right. Uncle, ⁓ you know one of our favorite segments is rapid fire. So was like, how are we gonna include a rapid fire in here? But guess what? I did. So we're gonna do it right now. This is Gentleman's Rapid Fire. Who would you rather, if you know what I mean? Let's go. Ready? Jennifer Anison or Courtney Cox? speaker-0: ⁓ Jennifer Anderson for sure. Yeah. All day, every day. speaker-1: Like all day, every day. Agree. Courtney Cox looks like a little boy. Sofia Vergara or E Eva Eva Mendez. ⁓ speaker-0: Sophia Vergara for sure. speaker-1: Yeah, but that Abum Mendes is pretty is pretty hot, but yeah, you're right. That yeah, you're right. That's not even close. Okay, sorry. ⁓ Madonna or Janet Ms. Jackson, if you're an aste. speaker-0: I was trying to sneeze, my bad. ⁓ that one's rough. I mean, if if if we're talking in the nineties, I'm gonna go jan it all day. If we're talking now, I'm actually just leaving the room and yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, I was gonna say, bro. I was gonna say do not speaker-0: Yeah, speaker-1: Okay. ⁓ this is just your segment, but I would go Madonna. But you're right. That one is you go either way. Jenna the ninety Jenna in the nineties rhythm nation was was fire too. ⁓ but Madonna was just so dirty and kinky, bro. Rodman, Rodman was everybody was murdering that. I think one of my neighbors murdered it. Okay. Pam, this is a ⁓ Bay Watch Bay Watch Baywatch off or whatever. Bay watch competition. Pamela Anderson or Karma Carmen Electra. speaker-0: ⁓ Carmen Electra. Carmen Electra. Yeah. speaker-1: In their prime. I'm gonna go with her just because Pam Anderson got banged banged by Tommy Lee and I saw it and it was kind of gross. ⁓ well Carmen Electra got banged by Dennis Rodman. I'm gonna go with Carmen Electra, you're right. She was just a little bit hotter. ⁓ okay, this one's a tough one. Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence? speaker-0: ⁓ scar Scarlett Johansson all day. All day. speaker-1: Every day. But why do you disrespect Jennifer Lawrence's ⁓ catness so bad? speaker-0: Because I don't like her. She's Hunger Games. Yeah, she can survive. She she don't have to deal with me. She's a she's a speaker-1: Okay. All right. Okay, next one. S a little bit of a nah, these are about nineties, two thousands as well. Sandra Bullock in her prime or Anne Hathaway in hers. that one's tough. It's tough. speaker-0: ⁓ I'm gonna go ahead and half the way. speaker-1: If if you say right now, yes, I go Anna Hathaway, but that 90 Sandra Bullock was sick. I'm gonna go Sandra Bullock, bro. The personality, the face, cutesy, like she never was like hot hot, but she was just like dope and fun. And yeah, I'm gonna go Sandra Bullock. But you're right, that Anne Hathaway is I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna complain on that one. I'm not throwing her out of the room. ⁓ all right. Are you ready to G up? Are you ready to G up, homie? G's up? Carol G? Or Becky G. speaker-0: Bro, that's not even a competition, bro. Becky G speaker-1: Shit. ⁓ I thought you were gonna say Al E G the speaker-0: L E D though. speaker-1: ⁓ wait, wait, would you say back? ⁓ that would have been a good one. I could have thrown him in there. From the back. Yeah. From the back, out of all of them, I'd probably take ⁓ Kenny G, bro. That fool has some nice hair. Yeah, he had some nice locks and a little thin frame. I would've been like, Who's the baby girl? Who's this baby girl? speaker-0: Kenny G speaker-1: I thought it was wait, what did he that was he played? The clarinet? No, I thought he did the sacks or I don't know. speaker-0: I thought it was a recorder. speaker-1: So a little white one. Beep beep. I could never play that sh I think mine was always never tuned. ⁓ Carol G or Beck Becky G? You Becky? speaker-0: Becky G, Don. Becky G, a hundred percent. speaker-1: Yeah, me too. A hundred percent. Becky Becky G. All right. ⁓ Dua Lipa. Doa Lipa kick it up. What is that song? Kick it ⁓ or Sabrina Carpenter. speaker-0: Sub At the risk of sounding like a creep, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah. Yeah. And I gotta go with I gotta go with her too, but Dua Lipa is fire. speaker-0: Dwalipa's gosh. Gorgeous, bro. Gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, yeah, like supermodel ish. All right. ⁓ here we go. We're right back to your girl. ⁓ Alex Morgan or New School Trinity Rodman. speaker-0: ⁓ man. The older creepy one wants to say Trinity Rodman just 'cause she's she's beautiful, but Alex Morgan, dog. How can I how can I say no? speaker-1: no, there are that one is Trinity Rodman. Like as dope as Alex Morgan was, Trinity Rodman is hot and she's got the bot and she's just as good as Alex Morgan. Like that one, I'm sorry, I can't agree with you. But guess what? I got you saw me drinking that big ol' this thing is filled with juice. Now I gotta go pee. I need one I need one minute. Sorry, go ahead and yeah, take a little break if you need to. One minute. One minute. speaker-0: All right. I gotta blow my nose. speaker-1: Right here, look at this. I just have to finish one of these a day and I get my what is it, eight eight cups? speaker-0: That's why you fool at least picking Photoshop, Photoshop. speaker-1: Water? You enjoy Alright, yeah, I was drinking. Alright, let's go. Uncle, Uncle. Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie. Damn. Two blonde, highly highly sexualized chicks. Margot Robbie? Babe, who would you rather? Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie? speaker-0: Yeah. Yeah. speaker-1: She goes Margot Robbie too. Guess what? I'm gonna switch it up on you people and go Sydney Sweeney. She's the future, bro. All right. speaker-0: Aye. speaker-1: Geez, be nice at least. All right. ⁓ Uncle, this was just thrown in. I don't know why I even threw this in here, but I was just curious. Which would you rather a teacher or nurse? speaker-0: Ha ha I'm scared to answer because you're gonna be like wait, trick question. Is it a male teacher? speaker-1: No. It's a male candy straw. speaker-0: ⁓ you know what? I think I'm gonna go with nurse. speaker-1: I'm gonna go with teacher. Why nurse? Just the white speaker-0: I've always had a team for Scrubs. speaker-1: ⁓ scrubs? All right. Makes sense. I just think teacher, classroom, you're obviously a young student versus a hospital. Bro, what if I'm in there getting my leg cut off? Like how am I supposed to get horny off a nurse? speaker-0: If you're getting your lane shut out, that's the last thing you should be worried about, bruh. speaker-1: That's what I'm saying. So that's why I wanna stay away from the the hospital, so stay away from the nurses. speaker-0: I'm gonna tell you this bro, I I have a I have a lot of beef with teachers. speaker-1: ⁓ I thought you were saying me. Why? ⁓ 'cause they they talk shit to you. speaker-0: Because they're they're A lot a lot of ⁓ not all of ⁓ but a lot of ⁓ they just let common sense, bro. speaker-1: I mean, I'm not here gonna bash teachers because they're doing God's work, but you're right. I've had my experience of some really good teachers and some really bad teachers who just don't seem to give a crap. But so I know what you're saying. But ⁓ that's ⁓ that's a delicate road to go down, my friend. Let's see what happens you're let's see what happens in your next teacher conference with the teacher. speaker-0: Yeah. Be hey, we like we saw your show, fool. ⁓ my bad. Your kids are your kids are ⁓ failing. speaker-1: They're at they're kicked out. ⁓ Mariah Carey or Maya. speaker-0: ⁓ Maya bro. Maya bro, have you seen Maya now? Yeah. Fifty euro looks like she's twenty seven. speaker-1: ⁓ so growing up as a kid, Mariah Carey was my everything. Like I had her poster up, like every every CD the day it came out, I'm over there getting like anything Mariah Carey, I'm all about. ⁓ Maya I came into obviously later, you know, because she doesn't have a lot of crazy hits. She's like under the radar, but you're right, she always had that like just weird, exotic. Hot little look and her personality. She's not a diva like Mariah Carey. She's like a seems genuinely nice. I don't see her being a hood rat, but yeah, I've seen her in like some provocative stuff. Like to me, she's a total package. And you're right. When I see her now, plan ⁓ her Instagram's like Planet of Maya or something kind of like different. Cause I was like, who the hell is this? I'm like, ⁓ shoot, is that my like she looks the same, if not better, than she did when she was younger, which is hard to do, bro. That's insane. So yes. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: Finally got one right, Unc. Maya for the win. ⁓ Maria Sheropova or Air Anna Kornikova? speaker-0: ⁓ Sherapova. speaker-1: I'm gonna go cornacova, but I I don't think there's a wrong answer. I think it's just fun. Fun or funner. Like I'll I'll take fun. I don't know. You know what mean? Yeah. Yeah, this or that. ⁓ okay, the big one of the night. Dun dun Taylor Swift versus Selena Gomez. Let's mix it. speaker-0: That's easy, bro. Tay Tay. All the wait wait. speaker-1: All day big you're gonna sell out your girl Sunilla Gomez Mexican chick from Texas, San Antonio. speaker-0: Yeah, he deleted. I don't care about nicety food. Come on. speaker-1: I'm also gonna go with Taylor Swift, but I feel bad doing it. ⁓ I love Selena Gomez, but I feel bad. But no, you're right. It it Close that door. Get out. speaker-0: Get out of shit. speaker-1: ⁓ all right, you ready for the actually I thought that was the showdown of the night. You ready for the showdown of the night? Kelly Kapowski or Topanga? Or take your own life. speaker-0: Take my ass. I'm jumping off the I'm jumping off a cliff. Nah, straight up Topanga. All day. speaker-1: Why? Why? speaker-0: Easily, easily. speaker-1: Why? ⁓ speaker-0: tell this when when I was young when when they were relevant on TV right ⁓ Kelly Kapowski entered my entered my heart first but to penga's my age bro like when I was watching to Penga she was my age so as as I grew up I she grew up and then I don't think I watched the last season because I was already like in high school and I was like I I didn't really care for it. But it was like I I always thought like man, like I always thought like damn like I I might have a chance 'cause we're the same age. Obviously I'm I'm never never met her and I never will, but I think that that was that's probably what what what is the the the X factor for for picking her over Kelly Kapowski. speaker-1: And for me it would be Kelly Kapowski, because I grew up the same age as them. I think I was a little bit younger, but I grew up at that their age. So for me it's Kelly Kapowski. And when Topanga was I remember seeing Topanga and I was just like, Yeah, she looks exotic. Like like I was like, is she black? Is she white? Is she ma I I don't know what she is because she has like weird kind of little features, but it's exotic and it's hot. And I remember she caught my eye right off the bat. I was like, ⁓ who is this? But I didn't it was a different like at that show I watched it, but it wasn't like I didn't grow up with it. It was just kinda watching for this chick. But ⁓ saved by the bell, I lived, bro. That was my life. That was my life story. speaker-0: Alright. ⁓ yeah, I forgot you're Zach Morris. speaker-1: Yeah, that they turned my my ⁓ my novel into a screenplay, bro. So so that's why I I would go with her, just because how you can relate to ⁓ to Penga, that's how I relate to Kelly. So ⁓ all right, and then ⁓ damn, these are all heavy hitters. I put like three heavy hitters in a row. Brittany or Christina? speaker-0: Come on, Doc, Christina. Christina I got there all day. speaker-1: I'm gonna go with Christina, but you know what? There was a long time when I was young where it was Britney over her and then she just kind of fell off. But you're right. It it it you gotta go with Christina. Okay. ⁓ Selma Hayek or Penelope Cruz? speaker-0: I'm gonna leave you some high because I I'll take another drink. speaker-1: Penelope Cruz, that little that little girl, she's built like a stick figure, bro. That you take speaker-0: Bro, have you s have you seen Blow? Yeah. Hell yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, I lived it bro. I didn't w watch it. I lived that. speaker-0: Yeah, Pee Wee Herman's ⁓ character. speaker-1: ⁓ yeah, no, honestly she is hot and she's like she's more of a like an elegant beauty, I think, right? Like like classy. speaker-0: I mean ⁓ yet yes and no because like I like don't get me wrong, I love Samaha. Sama Haig another one that's I think she's sixty bro and looks like she's twenty seven also. Yeah. speaker-1: I gotta get in there quick before she hits seventy. Yeah. speaker-0: Any of her work? It's not you know, she's not winning any Oscars. I don't know if she won one for Frieda or not, but I mean it's it but it's consistent. Like she does good work. Have you seen grown ups? speaker-1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ⁓ yeah, yeah. Like you wouldn't expect her in that role, huh? Yeah, yeah. speaker-0: Yeah, right. When I saw I was like, ⁓ my God. And then she's at she's like married to Adam Sander. And I'm Adam Sanders is a damn slob. I'm a slob. Like, you know, it gives me hope. And she just I mean, she just seems like a like a genuine person on and off screen. But like I don't know, Penelope Cruz just has a has a little bit ⁓ more of what's the word, like appeal to me. I think because she's less popular, she's not as as out there. But yeah. speaker-1: Yeah. No, no, I I get it. I get it. And for me, ⁓ that's how I felt ⁓ with how you felt about Topenga, like I could get that someday. I that's how I felt about Sama Hayek. But now it's like I might have to wait 'til she's like eighty and then it's like, Do I really wanna mess with that? Like I'll be sixty, so I I'll probably still be down to get down in the game, but how's she gonna look at eight how's she gonna look at eighty, bro? So I'm I'm probably holding out. If me and Dirty don't work out, I'll probably take my shot. I don't know, I'll hit her up on IG or something. Yeah, well I mean she's gonna be eighty, bro. I'm gonna be a treat at six speaker-0: She'll probably look like she's sixteen. speaker-1: I can't wait, brother. I can't wait. Yeah. How about this one? Last one, Uncle. Last one, I think. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: It is Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria. speaker-0: I used to love even Lingoria when she was on that desperate housewives. speaker-1: Desperate household you're saying right? Yeah. But speaker-0: But my my admiration and affection and my ⁓ my creepiness has been ever since I first laid eyes on Tessica Alba from I don't remember what the first movie I saw her in. Maybe Deep Blue, maybe Honey. ⁓ for sure. Countless F H ⁓ and Maxims. And ⁓ dude have you seen ⁓ the last the last ⁓ speaker-1: Until speaker-0: The the Meet the Parents. I think it's like little fuckers. speaker-1: No she's in it? speaker-0: One scene, bro. One scene made that whole movie. She so she's obsessed with Ben Stiller. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: And she's like trying to seduce him. So she like goes out all out trying to get him? Yeah. ⁓ If you haven't seen it, you should watch it. No. ⁓ but yeah, I don't know, Jessica. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ the last one. Maybe the third? 'Cause there's a new one coming out, I think this year. But the last one that came out was was our speaker-1: First one, last year Okay. I think I only saw the first one. ⁓ okay. okay, yeah, for me it's Jessica Alba just because the first thing I saw is remember that show it was called Angel? She was like Star Hero. I don't know what she was. speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a crown fighter or something, right? Yeah, like a ⁓ speaker-1: And that was the first thing I saw, and I was like, what? Who is this this exotic looking chick? Yeah. So, all right. Look at us perving out, bro. We're a bunch of pervs. Hey, I can't, hey, I got this blood running through me. I can't fight it. I gotta embrace it, right? Okay. All right, Uncle. Last segment. We're gonna put this under the Uncle Knows Best. So this is yours. I might argue with you a little, but I'm gonna try not to. speaker-0: Mm-hmm. speaker-1: ⁓ right now the World Cup is banging, bro. USA just won. ⁓ this is coming out Wednesday. Hopefully they again. Where's my hat? But they just beat Bosnia. Bosnia? Yeah. Bos Yeah, okay. Bosnia There you go. and Mexico's doing good. Canada's still in it. So since World Cup fever is taking over, I decided, hey, let's bring ⁓ let's bring the World Cup. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: to the gentleman hour. So we're gonna do our own little I can see, dark as shit. Our own little World Cup bracket. Alright. So I'm gonna list the countries that are currently in the round of thirty-two. You tell me which one ha it's as easy, which one has the hotter chicks. Whether you've seen ⁓ whether you just imagine what they are. This is your show, Uncle. This is Uncle Knows Best. So you pick it, you just tell me, I'm gonna write ⁓ down, and let's see who the winner is. What if the winner of your list is the exact same as the winner of the actual tournament? That would be speaker-0: You're making the bracket or I'm just gonna pick one out of all of speaker-1: No, no, you're ⁓ I'm making the bracket. We're gonna go through like quicky south fast. So here like here's the first one. Canada, South Africa. speaker-0: ⁓ South Africa. speaker-1: Morocco. Netherlands. speaker-0: Netherlands. speaker-1: Par Paraguay or Germany? ⁓ German blue. speaker-0: Germany. Yeah. speaker-1: But I think Paraguay too is light skinned, hot chicks too. But anyway, ⁓ look at this. Battle of old Europe. France? Some French. They I heard they're hairy though, bro. They don't shave or Swedish, bro. Blonde blondes for day. speaker-0: Swedish. Sweden for sure. speaker-1: Yeah, hey, you're like ⁓ you're like a All you want is the blonde, the the blonde, the blue eyed blondes, huh? How about this? Now you gotta mix it up. Brazil or hop on? speaker-0: Help us in this. Brazil, of course. Yeah, but dude. The BBLs. speaker-1: Badass Japanese chick? speaker-0: I mean we're we're talking looks, not technology, bro, chill. speaker-1: We're just talking looks. You're right. You're right. Okay. Okay. Norway, I think more blondes, huh? Or the Ivory Coast. Some of our cysts or some of our our our our ⁓ our lovely dark cysts. speaker-0: I'm gonna say the Ivory Coast, just I like a Cinderella story. speaker-1: This guy always gotta play up the ⁓ the race card. Okay. Mexico or Ecuador? speaker-0: Bro, Mexico one hundred percent. speaker-1: Hell yeah. Not even close. England or the Congo, which speaker-0: What is that like ⁓ team and scrumpets versus like ⁓ the gorilla the what's what was that gorilla? Yeah, no no, them let me go England. speaker-1: Warrior King. Warrior remember that movie? ⁓ that's that's racist. All right. Other side Belgium or Senegal? speaker-0: ⁓ Belgium. Yeah. speaker-1: I don't I Senegal I think is in Africa. ⁓ the good old USA and Bosnia. speaker-0: ⁓ USA, of course, bro. Come on. speaker-1: Spain or Austria, not Australia, Austria in Europe. ⁓ speaker-0: ⁓ Spain. Yep. speaker-1: ⁓ Portugal or Croatia? Croatia is low key crazy, but Portugal, yeah. Go ahead, sorry. speaker-0: Portugal. Yeah. Portugal's what's his what's his name, right? What's his that Buster Ronaldo? Yeah. You seen his punk ass haircut? speaker-1: Yeah. No, I haven't seen I haven't seen a plug yet. speaker-0: Thirty eight years old, bro. Get a get a man's haircut. speaker-1: No, I think he's like forty. speaker-0: Yeah, and he's has the haircut of like a thirteen year old. I think he like does his eyebrows like he shapes them. speaker-1: Yeah, it's ⁓ yeah, yeah. I heard too he has like really bad skin in real life too. ⁓ Argentina or Uruguay? speaker-0: For Argentina dog? Yeah. speaker-1: Light skin 'cause the the Germans went over there. Columbia? Columbia or Qatar? speaker-0: Columbia. Yeah. Even though I o even though I own a vacation home in Qatar, Columbia. speaker-1: Bro, honestly Colombia is probably the number one seed. All right. Switzerland or Algeria? speaker-0: Switzerland. speaker-1: Yeah, come on, bro. Yeah. Italy or Turkey? speaker-0: ⁓ Italy. speaker-1: Shit, Italy's probably the two seed. All right. All right. Let's go to the ⁓ the corners. Look at we're already in the corner. We're already in the we're already going into the eight, the final eight. Belgium or USA? speaker-0: ⁓ USA. speaker-1: Spain or Portugal? Good match. speaker-0: That's a good Spain. You gotta go Spain. speaker-1: Spanish chicks from Spain are bitches. All right. Argentina or Colombia? Damn. speaker-0: That's a that's a heavy hitter though. ⁓ I'm gonna go Columbia. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, I think you have to, but you're right. That's a finals matchup in the s in the quarters. What the what? How did they meet up? Swit Switzerland or Italy? speaker-0: Italy. Yeah, you're right. speaker-1: We're starting to phase out the ⁓ speaker-0: They're speaker-1: Super super blondies, yeah. The the supers. ⁓ okay, we're on the other side. What is this? S ⁓ South Africa or Netherlands? speaker-0: Netherlands. Yeah. On that. So speaker-1: Think you're right. Clods. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ that's ⁓ Amsterdam, right? ⁓ Germany or Sweden? speaker-0: Germany. speaker-1: I'm not gonna argue against it. That's a that's a toss up 'cause I've seen some Swedish chicks, but then I seen some German. That one's yeah, that one's tough. Brazil, how the hell did Ivory Coast get into this round of sixteen? Brazil or Ivory Coast? speaker-0: Ask Brazil about it. Come on. Come on. speaker-1: Brazil. Brazil. Brazil is probably now the new number one seed. Mexico or England? speaker-0: Come on, you know, I gotta I gotta go Mexico. speaker-1: Bro, what what the hell took thirteen seconds to come up with that? speaker-0: It's 'cause I was drinking my beer. speaker-1: Shit, the English chicks don't some of them don't even have teeth, bro. speaker-0: It was a hyd hydration break. speaker-1: Hydration situation. All right. Netherlands. All right. This is now to get to the semis to the top four. Netherlands or Germany? speaker-0: Germany. Yeah, yeah. speaker-1: ⁓ Brazil, I should just stop it right now. Brazil or Mexico? speaker-0: Mexico dog. speaker-1: Are you just doing this out of pride? Are you Mexican chicks or hot remember, this is Mexican chicks from Mexico, pure speaker-0: You know what? Yeah, yeah. Come on, Dad. speaker-1: Not not from ⁓ Van Ice, bro. speaker-0: I gotta I gotta I gotta be I gotta be I gotta keep it real. speaker-1: Okay. Okay. If that's what you really feel? Yeah. speaker-0: I like Mexican chicks more than Brazilian chicks for sure. speaker-1: Okay. All right. Other side. USA, Spain. You know. speaker-0: I'm gonna go Spain. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah, honestly, I was about to say that's pretty un American bro. If you I could if I could if Rocky if Rocky Balboa where is he could hear you now. But you know what? I think Spanish chicks are hotter than than US chicks. ⁓ all right. Colombia or Italy? Wow. speaker-0: Columbia for sure. Yeah. Damn. Yep. speaker-1: So far I pretty much agree with this final four. So here's our final four on one side. Germany versus Mexico, the motherland, or Spain versus Colombia. Who do you got? I know who I got. Uncle, can we get the final matchup? Germany Mexico. speaker-0: I'm gonna go I gotta go Mexico and Colombia. speaker-1: Damn! So that was Colombia versus Spain, and you're right, Colombia does beat Spain. Spanish chicks are bad, but you're right, Colombia beats it. Okay. So, hey, this is a good final, I ain't gonna lie. Alright, so our final matchup is Mexico for the Cup. For the Cup 2026, Mexico versus Colombia. Who do you got, Uncle? speaker-0: If I'm if I if I'm if I'm wagering my heart, I'm gonna go Mexico. I mean that's just what it is. speaker-1: It that's it. Okay. ⁓ speaker-0: Th if I'm putting money on it I'm gonna go Columbia. But this is for hot chicks. So there's no money. Okay. Money's going on on drinks and maybe dinner. speaker-1: And that's beautiful. And I'm not gonna argue with you. If you ask me, if we're just going pure beauty, I would probably go with Columbia. But if we're going with the total package, like a nice little Mexican girl that's cute, hot, and she's gonna be way more humble. That's how I feel. I don't know if that's true. I've never even been to I've never even been to Columbia, but I feel like they're gonna be more down to earth, nice. Whereas some of those Colombians I think are like pros, you know what I mean? They're just they're out to get you. So ⁓ speaker-0: It's a struggle, homeboy. speaker-1: You know that Mexico is actually has a two percent chance in this World Cup. In your cup, they had a hundred percent chance 'cause they won. In the room when they have a two. speaker-0: According to Cal Sheep. Shout out Cal. speaker-1: Maybe now maybe now it is, but before this before this last win it was at they had a two percent. So you could bet one thousand dollars and you would win, I think it was like forty nine, fifty grand because that that's how how the odds were you know, that's how bad of ⁓ they were. I I felt like blowing down just a hundred, but then I'm like, bro, that's just a waste. What look who Mexico has to go through, bro. They went through just on this little list, they went through Brazil and England. speaker-0: That shit. speaker-1: They don't they don't have a chance to go through both of those, let alone one of ⁓ You know what I mean? Like, bro, come on. speaker-0: You gotta believe, bro. speaker-1: ⁓ no, no. On your list they go through England, Brazil, and Germany. That ain't happening, brother. That ain't happening. I'm sorry. And I I I want them to win more than anything. That ain't happening. The US has a better shot going through Spain and Colombia than or Portugal than than speaker-0: They they didn't Mexico. Maybe I it ⁓ should have been Ivory Coast. That way. That takes it off. speaker-1: Wait, what? speaker-0: I vacation I vacationed in the Ivory Coast once. speaker-1: Hey, I heard it's actually no, I think the Ivory Coast is nice, isn't it? speaker-0: I don't know. speaker-1: ⁓ it's on a coast. Yeah. All right. Well near the beach. Uncle, that was it, brother. That I mean, we just talked the hottest not only the hottest women of our childhoods, of our current day, of our we also talked about the hottest chick from the World Cup, from countries. That's how that's how deep we went. Worldwide. Mr. World, Mr. 303, Mr. Worldwide. If you are mad at any of these picks, I'm not gonna lie, some of your earlier picks I was a little upset. You kinda ruffled my feathers. But if anybody else out there is mad at our picks, good. Because you know why? Because you can now go drop a comment and bash our picks or say, Uncle Louie, is there something wrong with you, bro? Have you gotten your eyes checked on me? Because there's something up with your picks. Or filthy P. Are you drunk? What's wrong with you, brother? Who the hell who the hell? Fix that chick over that chick. Either way, hit us up. Hey, we're on a bunch of new platforms, as I said. I'll pop ⁓ up here. like always, like, subscribe. Uncle, before I I I cut cut to black, was there any ⁓ last comments you had on our chick episode? speaker-0: ⁓ no, I just I wanna thank everybody everybody that made my list because I have a lot of fun memories of being a young ⁓ a young man attracted to some of these some of these some of these women bro that's they came into my life on T V. And back then it was really hard, you didn't have access to them like you do now on Instagram. You can follow and see their see them on a daily basis where they're posting stuff up. But you know, yeah, it was good. Yeah, yeah. speaker-1: ⁓ Yeah, that that was a perfect I'm not even gonna add on that's a perfect way to end it. Perfect ⁓ perfect footnote from the