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Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Tree Trinholm and Raj Sharma on Monday, March seventeenth, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone. I will not
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  Speaker 1: bludgeon you with a terrible Irish accent today, just just
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  Speaker 1: that little bit. That's all I'm gonna do. But it
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  Speaker 1: is It is difficult to contain my excitement. Not because
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  Speaker 1: of the holiday, even though it is one of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite holiday to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. No, no, what
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  Speaker 1: is it, Tray.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just happy you're sober.
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  Speaker 1: Shows how little you know.
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  Speaker 2: Are the Irish.
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  Speaker 3: Ever, it's just.
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  Speaker 1: A constant cycle.
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  Speaker 2: I've been to Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: It's very it's varying degrees of not sober. Really. No,
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  Speaker 1: but I am excited, not because it's Saint Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm excited to celebrate a different culture. But it
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  Speaker 1: may not be in the most positive way. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about is last week. Last week we had a
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  Speaker 1: very important discussion about a very serious incident in the Skies.
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  Speaker 1: There's been lots of incidents in the Skies lately, and
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  Speaker 1: none has stuck with me or on me quite as
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  Speaker 1: much as the Air India issue last week where on
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  Speaker 1: an Air India flight from Chicago to Delhi it had
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  Speaker 1: to turn around five hours into the flight. They had
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  Speaker 1: to turn around because eleven of the twelve toilets got
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  Speaker 1: clogged up. And it's a very scary thing when you're
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of a flight, international flight, you're you know,
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  Speaker 1: really high up and there's only one working toilet. And
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  Speaker 1: when these major emergency incidents occur, one of the first
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  Speaker 1: things that happens is the FAA is notified. And when
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  Speaker 1: the FAA is notified, what do they do? But they
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  Speaker 1: started investigating and they dig up everything they can, and
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  Speaker 1: that includes making sure they listen to the chatter between
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  Speaker 1: air traffic control and the cockpit of the plane that's
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  Speaker 1: having the issue. Right. Yeah, Well, luckily enough time has
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  Speaker 1: passed and the investigation has gone far enough to where
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  Speaker 1: that Air India flight that had its toilets clogged on
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  Speaker 1: the way to Delhi, we have the recording from the
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  Speaker 1: air traffic controller and the cockpit of the Air India
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  Speaker 1: flight to share with you today.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I haven't heard this before.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, this is this is breaking news inside the treehouse,
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  Speaker 1: the cockpit voice recorder between the Air India flight with
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  Speaker 1: the clogged toilets and Air Traffic Control.
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  Speaker 5: Air India, this is Chicago Tower. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: We need to declare.
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  Speaker 5: An emergency.
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  Speaker 7: What's wrong because we are having problem summing problem on
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  Speaker 7: a quane.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, plumbing problem.
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  Speaker 5: Why would plumbing problems be an emergency? Because an emergency? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: India double dues. We'll clear runway number two so you
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  Speaker 5: can have a nice clean landing.
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  Speaker 6: Really, you better have clean and POM. We are going
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  Speaker 6: to leave.
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  Speaker 5: Mark Indian air flight double dues. A clear number of
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  Speaker 5: souls on board?
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  Speaker 6: Nobody on this side has anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever did this? You're a dick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness that this is such a tragedy in
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  Speaker 1: the sky. Oh wow, I needed a moment to catch
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  Speaker 1: my breath. That's not all there.
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  Speaker 6: Out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, India double dues. We'll clear runway number two so
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  Speaker 5: you can have a nice clean landing.
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  Speaker 6: You better have clean and POM.
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  Speaker 5: We are going mark Indian air flight double dues. Declare
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  Speaker 5: number of souls on board?
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  Speaker 6: Nobody on this side has anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Indian Air Flight double dues. One more question. My computer
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  Speaker 5: is freezing up a little any suggestions.
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  Speaker 6: Have you tried stopping it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm leaving the show. I quit.
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  Speaker 1: Why because because it's it's it's a tinge racist, or
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  Speaker 1: or because it can only go down from here?
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  Speaker 2: No, because I got to be a pilot. I could
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  Speaker 2: answer all those questions.
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse Show now. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm
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  Speaker 1: and Raj Sharma. If you missed the air traffic control
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  Speaker 1: cockpit chatter from the Air India flight that had all
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  Speaker 1: the clogged toilets last week. Don't worry, we're gonna We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pull that thing out later on again today, So
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  Speaker 1: you've got that to look forward to. For now, though,
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  Speaker 1: I just brain fort it great news. It appears all
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  Speaker 1: of the problems in the state of Texas have been
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  Speaker 1: solved because on the docket for this year's session, the
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  Speaker 1: Texas Legislature will introduce a bill to not only rename
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  Speaker 1: the New York Strip to the Texas Strip, but they're
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  Speaker 1: finally going to put a stop to the furry invasion
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  Speaker 1: in Texas. That bill would make it illegal for student
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  Speaker 1: dress up as non humans, unless, of course, it's a
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  Speaker 1: day where it's accepted, like Halloween. So congratulations everyone, we
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  Speaker 1: did it. Mh problem in the state of Texas has
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  Speaker 1: been solved. We're now going to rename the New York
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  Speaker 1: Strip to the Texas Stript and no more college kids
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  Speaker 1: dressing up as furries. And I want to I want
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  Speaker 1: to credit Daniel Cook from cookdf W Roofing and Restoration
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  Speaker 1: uh cookdfw dot com for sending along the furry story,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd like to quote him as he said, what
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  Speaker 1: is this world coming to?
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  Speaker 3: So no more fraternity hazing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's it's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be an interesting sweeping bill. But yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: did have the This is called the Furries Act. It's
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  Speaker 1: been filed by Texas law makers targeting non human student
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  Speaker 1: behavior in schools because apparently it was causing such a
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  Speaker 1: huge problem that they felt the need to write a
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  Speaker 1: bill which aims to ban students from non human behavior,
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  Speaker 1: with exceptions for days designated for costumes like Halloween. The uh,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to god, this sounds like I'm making this up,
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  Speaker 1: but this is from This is from the Austin affiliate
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  Speaker 1: the Austin NBC affiliate k CE N okay from k
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  Speaker 1: c EN and Austin. The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of role
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  Speaker 1: Playing in Education, or Furres Act, filed by state Representative
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  Speaker 1: Stan Gerty's, would prohibit any non human behavior by a student,
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  Speaker 1: including presenting him or herself on days other than exempt
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  Speaker 1: days as anything other than a human being. The law
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  Speaker 1: would allow for exempt days like Halloween and other school
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  Speaker 1: dress up days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 1: The law goes on to define non human behavior as
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  Speaker 1: any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student
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  Speaker 1: in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically
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  Speaker 1: displayed by a member of the Homo sapiens species. Someone's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a field day without some of the examples given.
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  Speaker 1: Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine,
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  Speaker 1: or other human byproducts, using fur other than naturally occurring
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  Speaker 1: using fur other than naturally occurring human hair, or a
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  Speaker 1: wig made to look like human hair, artificial animal like ears,
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  Speaker 1: other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to
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  Speaker 1: the human race, the remains of natural biological development. Students
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  Speaker 1: who bark, meow, hiss, or make other animal noises that
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  Speaker 1: are not human speech, and licking oneself or others for
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  Speaker 1: the purpose of grooming or maintenance. A hearing has not
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  Speaker 1: yet been set for this landmark legislation.
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  Speaker 13: Well, Greg Abbott is screwed. He hisses, and he I
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  Speaker 13: think he wheels. I don't know how it works.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I think he use the litter box that has Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's just impoor taste. Oh I Trey, help me.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're our political expert inside the treehouse. Help me
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  Speaker 1: understand this. Other than other than the thoughts in my brain,
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  Speaker 1: which are.
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  Speaker 4: Just you just gave the the whoever put this bill for.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, bills are like or like lawsuits. Anyone
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  Speaker 4: can file one for any reason. And the amount of
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  Speaker 4: press this is getting this. This guy's an Austin area Rep.
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  Speaker 4: He got what he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Is this one of those bills that's not a serious bill?
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  Speaker 1: This is one of those bills I saw in a
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  Speaker 1: different state they had done something similar where I think
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  Speaker 1: it was going to make masturbation illegal in another state.
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  Speaker 1: But basically saying I'm authoring and submitting this bill to
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  Speaker 1: the state legislature, not because I think it needs to happen,
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  Speaker 1: but to try to call out some sort of craziness
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  Speaker 1: from the other side.
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  Speaker 2: That are are are just it got his name out,
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  Speaker 2: no name Rep.
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  Speaker 4: That, and all of a sudden, now he's getting at
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  Speaker 4: least statewide attention, if not national.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this this makes me think.
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  Speaker 2: Of now the litter box thing. I'm okay with, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if that, if that's really going on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But also in this this, in my opinion, goes to
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  Speaker 4: a larger problem, which is, and this is both sides
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  Speaker 4: every and any argument, the wack of doodles are the
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  Speaker 4: ones who get the most attention. Like, you know, there
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  Speaker 4: there is a woman on TikTok who son, you know
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  Speaker 4: I identifies as a cat. Yes, and she gets a
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  Speaker 4: lot of attention. So this is the the other side
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  Speaker 4: of that where you know, it's just the extremes are
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  Speaker 4: the ones getting all the attention?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, But can't you see how that could join because
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  Speaker 13: her son identifies as a cat and then there's a
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  Speaker 13: litter box, Both of those guys could come come together.
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  Speaker 2: If you both time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if the if there is a school
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  Speaker 4: that that is having a problem of students crapping in letterboxes,
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  Speaker 4: that you know what, that probably does need to be addressed.
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  Speaker 4: I think the school board, local school board could probably
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  Speaker 4: get it done. But if this is a trend, let's
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  Speaker 4: you know, maybe this is something. Maybe there's something we've
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  Speaker 4: been missing, because now what.
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  Speaker 13: I'm saying, maybe they're onto something we don't. None of
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  Speaker 13: us have kids, so maybe crapping in a litter box
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  Speaker 13: is like kind of a thing.
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  Speaker 1: It might show you got a lot of riz if
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  Speaker 1: you go on a box. I have no idea. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I've ever felt more out of touch
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  Speaker 1: with the younger generations that I do right now.
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  Speaker 14: Then when you said riz absolutely, but I mean when
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  Speaker 14: you hear about ridiculous bills such as this Furries Act
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  Speaker 14: that is going.
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  Speaker 1: To be submitted for the next Texas legislature, the Anti
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  Speaker 1: Furries Act. For being accurate, is I no longer can
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  Speaker 1: tell the difference between a bill being submitted out of
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  Speaker 1: seriousness because someone truly feels that there's a furry invasion
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  Speaker 1: on college campuses and they're sick of students dying and
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  Speaker 1: choking on litter dust in boxes, or there's a licking
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  Speaker 1: problem in high schools and community college that needs to
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  Speaker 1: be addressed, and I and the difference between that serious
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  Speaker 1: bill versus a non serious bill that's being submitted to
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  Speaker 1: show the ridiculous of someone's argument, I can no longer
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  Speaker 1: tell the difference, which is kind of the big problem.
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  Speaker 1: If I can't tell the difference between the two, we
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  Speaker 1: got a huge effory problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I went to Texas State, so we
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  Speaker 3: just had heartworm. You're the problem.
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  Speaker 1: On Monday, March seventeenth, twenty twenty five, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Everyone.
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  Speaker 1: There is huge news coming out of Utah and huge
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  Speaker 1: news out of college athletics. A Utah teen is making
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  Speaker 1: history one corn hall toss at a time. Yes, because
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  Speaker 1: he has turned the game into a way to help
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  Speaker 1: pay for college. Yes, you heard that right. A Utah
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  Speaker 1: teen has become the first ever to get a collegiate
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  Speaker 1: cornhole scholarship. Congratulations. Eighteen year old Luke Herbert of Ogden, Utah,
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  Speaker 1: is the first in the state to earn a collegiate
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  Speaker 1: cornhole scholarship.
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  Speaker 2: To what school does it say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it says hard not that soft Landings because you
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  Speaker 1: know Texas State. Oh you know, Actually, I think the
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  Speaker 1: way this story reads, I can do it a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more justice. I think I could do it a
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  Speaker 1: little more justice if I give it more of a
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  Speaker 1: I don't know documentary style read So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: A Utah team is making history, one cornhole toss at
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  Speaker 1: a time, turning the game into a way to help
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  Speaker 1: pay for college. Eighteen year old Luke Herbert of Ogden, Utah,
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  Speaker 1: is the first in the state to earn a collegiate
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  Speaker 1: cornhole scholarship. The Bonneville High School grad moved to South
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  Speaker 1: Carolina in January after committing to play for a Winthrop
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  Speaker 1: University's cornhole team. He picked up the hobby about four
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  Speaker 1: years ago on a family camping trip. They quickly developed
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  Speaker 1: into a passion for both him and his father, d
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  Speaker 1: Luke said, we saw this cornhole tournament on Facebook, and
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  Speaker 1: we said, why not, let's go do it. We ended
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  Speaker 1: up winning the whole thing. After playing in various tournaments,
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  Speaker 1: Luke was eventually recruited at the collegiate level. But Luke's
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  Speaker 1: success stems from struggle. Playing cornhole wasn't always his goal.
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  Speaker 1: He said, college baseball was always what he was looking towards,
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  Speaker 1: but that dream came to a halt after Luke fell
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  Speaker 1: ill his freshman year of high school. He was eventually
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  Speaker 1: diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder, leaving him a lea him
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  Speaker 1: with painful skin rashes that ultimately forced him to stop
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  Speaker 1: playing baseball for good. I guess the wind racing over
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  Speaker 1: his abrasions on his arms was too much to bear
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  Speaker 1: in baseball as opposed to the soft, easy dynamics of
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  Speaker 1: the tossing motion of cornhole. Luke says, I'm sorry. Luke's mom, Alicia,
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  Speaker 1: said that was hard. It was a long road to
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  Speaker 1: even find out what was going on. It was hard
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  Speaker 1: on him emotionally and mentally. It was really hard on him.
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  Speaker 1: To this day, Luke undergoes monthly infusion therapy. Unfortunately, he says,
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  Speaker 1: the disease that I have, I'll have for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of my life. There's not a total cure from it.
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  Speaker 1: But I've got cornhole. I added that last part. But
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't stop him from striving to be the best
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  Speaker 1: athlete he can be. His father playing a big role
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  Speaker 1: in helping Luke perfect his newfound passion. He says, in
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  Speaker 1: the summertime, we'll play in the backyard. In the winter,
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  Speaker 1: they rent out pickleball courts and even convert their home
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  Speaker 1: hallway into a cornhole court. He says it's about six
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  Speaker 1: feet short of regulation, so it kind of messes up
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  Speaker 1: your throwing for the first couple of tries, but he
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  Speaker 1: says repetition and practice payoff. He's now looking ahead to
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  Speaker 1: the Cornhole World Championships in South Carolina in August, and
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  Speaker 1: when he's not tossing the bag, he's focused on school
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  Speaker 1: and majoring and sports management. Trey. To answer your question
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  Speaker 1: from earlier, Young Luke here from Utah is the first
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  Speaker 1: team out of the state of Utah to get a
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  Speaker 1: collegiate cornhole scholarship to the illustrious university, the cornhole Kings
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  Speaker 1: of the country, Winthrop University.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Utah seemed like, I mean seemed like an
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  Speaker 4: odd place because this cornhole seems like it would really
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  Speaker 4: would not be popular amongst the Church of Latter day Saints.
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  Speaker 3: I think that they start cornholing.
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  Speaker 1: First space. Oh sorry, that's important taste. Also, I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of with you, Trey. That sounds like something that maybe
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  Speaker 1: the LDS might frown upon because it's too much fun
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  Speaker 1: or well, typically advertisers, like some of the advertisers may
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  Speaker 1: go against uh, you know, Joseph Smith's teachings. You know
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  Speaker 1: because beer.
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  Speaker 2: MHM energy drinks. You know.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of things you would not but you just know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, since this kid has an autoimmune does disease
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  Speaker 4: and he's overcome the stumpy guy with no arms and
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  Speaker 4: no legs, the place cornhole has got to be the
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  Speaker 1: the regular tree House, I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. There was one last little bit
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you about that eighteen year old
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Utah teen who was the first to get a college
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: cornhole scholarship. Name is Luke. He has his autoimmune disease
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: which kept him from pursuing his lifelong dream of playing
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  Speaker 1: baseball in college, so instead he shifted to cornholing the game.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And no, he's not cornholding the game. He's playing cornhole
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the game. That'd be weird if they walked in. He's yeah. Anyway,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: he has an inspiring story and a motivational message Luke does.
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  Speaker 1: Part of what he said in his journey going from
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: baseball to cornhole is he says, you need to find
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  Speaker 1: something that you can do that isn't going.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: To hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: Cornholeing, sitting and just thinking about your illness is not
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: really the way to go. Just finding something to distract
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  Speaker 1: yourself and overcome the mental struggles of your physical disabilities.
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  Speaker 1: I really do wonder Rag, Like you pointed out, this
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: is a guy that's got basically a skin disease, and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: that's not good. That's bad, that's terrible. But there is
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the actual guy in the cornhole league who's professional, that's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: got no arms and legs. So I kind of wonder
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: if he here's that message and receives it the way
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that Luke intends it, because now you're talking about two
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: different levels of issues here.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: It sounds like neither one of them can masturbate.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: The corl.
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  Speaker 2: Competitive pegging was out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's in.
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  Speaker 2: For sponsors.
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  Speaker 1: This ass takes money.
• 26:26
  Speaker 14: Literally, we are not right.
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  Speaker 2: The listeners know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, one could argue the other side. Actually, maybe
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: we are really really right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Oh one's the bottom, one the top. It doesn't matter.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're in the mood, you're on your sides,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: then your equals. That's called the partner's pose.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: Did she call you all enjoy or I met both
• 27:09
  Speaker 14: of them in Thailand.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I had so many goals, not only for this show,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: but this segment.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I had so many goals in life.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't work out the way we thought, and
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: yet here we are. That's what I say every time
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: before it starts.
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  Speaker 1: go back there just yet. I think we're going to
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  Speaker 1: focus on what I've got written down and what we
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  Speaker 1: normally do at this time during each and every show,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and that is birthdays. Okay, yeah, Today is, of course Monday,
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  Speaker 1: March seven. Oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't write it
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  Speaker 1: down on the card to tell you. Trade News sounder,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Today is Monday, March seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Let's celebrate with some birthdays before we jump back into
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the competitive pegging. He played Finn in the new Star
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Wars movies, which he rightfully distanced himself from. John Boyega.
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  Speaker 1: Is thirty three today, although one could argue that they
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: distanced themselves from him before he distanced himself from them.
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  Speaker 1: Those movies were a mess, and you could tell just
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  Speaker 1: by the character arcs of all of various characters, John
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Boyega's Finn At being one of them. The po dammarin
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: his arc was weird, especially in the second one. The
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: character arcs really tray. You're right, those movies were really
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: just kind.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Of just ble They weren't kind of they were blah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Well, ironically, I went into those New movies with hope,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: which was which was the first movie's title, a New Hope,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: and that's what we were all going into. And the
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: first one that came out, the Force Awakens, that was okay,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: that wasn't bad. There's some stuff in there that some
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: of the Star Wars super nerds could take issue with
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: about like whether or not a former Stormtrooper like John
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Boyega's Finn could properly wield a lightsaber against you know,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Ben Solo slash Kylo Wren. But I mean those are
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: little things can be thrown around the death of Han Solo,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you can, you know whatever. But the second one through
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a huge wrench into the whole series, and the third
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: one was just they were trying to salvage it, and
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: so it was just a huge mess and they were screwed.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: The peak of that that series was in the middle
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: of the second one, when Yoda appears destroys the tree
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: and then it literally it just goes to crap from there.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Raj in the corner like, I'm not the nerd
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's Ben Solo. Is that the name?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because because Han Solo and Princess Leah had a kid,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: they named him Ben after Obi Wan Ben Kenobi.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, the dark Side. Oh okay.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So not only is he named after another Star Wars character,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: but it also works because as a lonely emo, yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: sith Lord, he's also Ben Solo. Yeah, yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think they intended that. I think that was a happy accident.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Who then names himself Kylo Kylo Okay, so he goes yeah,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: he goes DJ so Kylo.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: When do you guys start pegging each other?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's a different franchise altogether. Other birthdays today from Take
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  Speaker 1: Me to Church Fame, Whosier is thirty five. He actually
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: has other songs, you just don't ever hear them. Speaking
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of singers, Grimes is thirty seven. Her probably best known
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: song is Medieval Warfare out of Suicide Squad. She's also
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: one of Elon's baby mamas, if I remember correctly, grind
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  Speaker 1: Just thirty seven. Not that she should feel special in
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that regard. Speaking of not feeling special, Rob Kardashian turns
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: thirty eight. We were talking earlier about how the extremes
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: in our lives are the ones that get the most attention,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: whether it's the ultra smart or the ultra stupid ladies
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. I offer up the Kardashian clan as evidence
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, no one wants to see his sex tape.
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  Speaker 3: If you start picturing it, it's not good.
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  Speaker 8: I was.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I was able to shut that down immediately, thankfully. Rob
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Kardashian turns thirty eight. Especially when when you think about
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: how the family started, Like when I watched the one
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: of those OJ the OJ documentary thing where Robert Kardashian,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the lawyer who's the father was played by David Schwimmer
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: from Friends. So I watched that whole series. It was
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: really really good, the OJ trial stuff, And at least
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: based on that show, Robert Kardashian seemed like a decent guy,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: and then his whole family just went crazy after he died.
• 33:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, but they all died, like all the
• 33:43
  Speaker 13: lawyers died. Like that's bad karma of all of OJ's lawyers. Yeah, well,
• 33:49
  Speaker 13: I mean, conk all of them.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They're all gonna die eventually. Just I'm a little bit
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: sooner than others. I don't think it's some sort of
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: grand conspiracy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Look it up.
• 33:58
  Speaker 13: I mean, if you want to go down and I
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: will talk about conspiracy theories, if you want to look
• 34:02
  Speaker 13: it up.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah you will.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: But I can tell by looking at Trey's face he's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: not on the OJ lawyer death conspiracy train.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: It was just I mean, it's not like they died
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: immediately after a few years.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, had.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: During the trial, that would have been this glove.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: He's guilty.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: We think he did it. Although I I you know what,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I I would argue that if in the middle of
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that trial OJ decided to strangle Bob Shapiro to death
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: in court, Johnny Cochrand would still say, all right, he
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: killed that guy, But that doesn't mean he killed these
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: other two people. You have to focus on the crime
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: that he's currently charged with. We'll get to the Bob
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Shapiro get to the next one. Yeah, but for now,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: if the glove don't fit, Shapiro has quit.
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  Speaker 1: and that is Rod Sharma. All inside the Treehouse today,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day, Monday, twenty twenty five. I was trying
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to go from from silly to sort of serious and
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: then maybe to silly. But I just I can't get
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: away from the cornhole story and what would what was that? Competitive?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: What masturbation?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: From cornholing to competitive masturbation. Sometimes I even watch and
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: listen to this show and wonder, how how do we
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: do that?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I have autoimmune disease.
• 36:23
  Speaker 13: I have itchy skin, but I take medication for it,
• 36:27
  Speaker 13: and I'm a little shaky, and I mean I'm just saying,
• 36:30
  Speaker 13: like the corn whole thing, like I could toss it.
• 36:32
  Speaker 13: That sounds terrible. Uh, I could toss it, but it
• 36:36
  Speaker 13: would it would just fly away.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean yeah, go ahead try.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Oh Roger, I think you would uh be considered that
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: you have PEDS. What is ped performance and enhancing drugs?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Well for you, for you, it would be performance enhancing
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: disease because you got the shaky thing.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: You guys are not nice about this, So what would
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: on the other day?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the performance enhancing diseases that Raj may have,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: like the autoimmune, the skin thing, and then also possibly
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a border neuron or a parking type of thing. The
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you're saying, Tray that that might help him in competitive cornholing.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: No competitive masturbation.
• 37:27
  Speaker 13: Ah, that would be unfair, No, I mean because I
• 37:31
  Speaker 13: mean like it would just kind of.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Go everywhere, right.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: But I mean you couldn't stop. I mean you could
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: just keep going.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean he would have difficulty finishing.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I mean he could finish and then just keep going.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: You know, he might want to stop, but it would
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: just you know, hand would just.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I absolutely don't like you.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's surrounded by medals and trophies because he
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: just can't stop. But he's also crying because he can't stop.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: The New Indian with the tear going down.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you for opening up the segue door, Trey.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I think let's take this moment to get away from
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: dog piling on Raj and let's just dog pile on
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: his culture as a whole. Because we found this and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I think it's important that we share it with the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: world again. We did it earlier today, let's do it again.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Last week we told you the story about the Air
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: India flight from Chicago to Delhi that had to turn
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: around because the toilets on the flight got clogged so
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: severely that the pilots had to contact air traffic control
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: and turn the plane around, declaring an emergency. And just
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the other day we did an investigation on our own
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: and Trey was able to dig up the voice recording
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: from Chicago Air Traffic Control to the Air India flight
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that needed to declare an emergency and turn around to
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: go back to the airport. So let's if you missed
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: it earlier, let's uh, let's listen in again.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Chicago India, Double.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Dunes, Air India. This is Chicago Tower, go ahead.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: We need to declare an emergency.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: An emergency? What's wrong?
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Because we are having plumbing problems?
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Plumbing problems on a plane.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, plumbing problem.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Why would plumbing problems be an emergency? Because damn how
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: bad could it be that you need to declare an emergency?
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Are you kidding me? Popping out like pop top?
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Okay, India, Double dudes, we'll hear the next team, Wendy,
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: we are going to leave mar Remember it's stills on board.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Nobody on this side has anymore.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: In their flight. Double dudes, One more question. My computer
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: is freezing up a little. Any suggestion we are.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Have you tried stalking?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I know it's bad when your flight can't clear customs.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today.
• 40:39
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