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9: Man Eaten By Piranhas After Jumping In A Lake To Escape Bees | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I saw us on the Internet, Kevil on
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  Speaker 2: Stage and his comedian friends. Today we have Patrick Cloud
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  Speaker 2: to Internet. Kevin on Stage Today's first topic man eaten
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  Speaker 2: by piranhas after jumping into lake to escape bees. The
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  Speaker 2: article says a bizarre turn events has led with the
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  Speaker 2: death of thirty old man in Brazil. He was fishing
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  Speaker 2: with two friends on a farm in Braselanda the Minas
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday when he jumped into a lake to escape
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  Speaker 2: a swarmer beesh with his friends Dag. His friends swam
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  Speaker 2: back to the store. Sure he drowned and the piranhas
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  Speaker 2: ate him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he drowned first, then the piranhas ate him. I
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  Speaker 3: thought piranhas were like on site, like as soon as
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  Speaker 3: he was attack.
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  Speaker 2: Tho, okay, No, he was attacked by piranhas and then
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  Speaker 2: round and then they also hate him.
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  Speaker 4: He was he drowned while he was being eaten alive.
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  Speaker 5: Screaming helped me underwater, Prana's is pulling him down?
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  Speaker 4: How did they pulling the nibbling right there? Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna fall. You ain't gonna like really swim away, swim away,
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  Speaker 4: but they like pulling him down like that.
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  Speaker 2: But there was just and he got the way he
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  Speaker 2: got it looked like they started biting him and he
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  Speaker 2: got confused.
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  Speaker 4: They stripped everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The worst part is you're getting chased by bees and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, all right, I be.
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  Speaker 4: Like where am I? I'm like chasing my bees. You
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  Speaker 4: go into the water, hit it with the car that
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  Speaker 4: she was safe and they can h him with the
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  Speaker 4: draw fall before you jump, and the color is green. Bees,
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather.
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  Speaker 1: Justs are infinitely worse than bees.
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  Speaker 6: Was she allergic to bees?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: He just it was just a swim like a swarm.
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  Speaker 2: Like if a swarm of bees is chasing you, you think,
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  Speaker 2: whether they're washed or honey bees, you're gonna be terrible.
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  Speaker 7: But here's the thing though, like why was this is
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  Speaker 7: my question? What the fun was this swarm of bees
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  Speaker 7: doing all the water?
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  Speaker 2: Ran away from the bees are chasing because they don't
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  Speaker 2: do ran to the water, like ran from the bees to.
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  Speaker 4: The lakes because I just said he was fishing. I
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  Speaker 4: was just fish on the bank. Was just in the water.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, he fished on the bank and the bees coming,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know what. Bees can't do swims
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  Speaker 2: like I know he can't fly.
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  Speaker 4: They was like a fight.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what the bees thought, like he jumped in
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, dangn what we weren't even gonna do
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  Speaker 3: all that?
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  Speaker 4: What if they were in, Hey, hey, yo, bring us
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  Speaker 4: lunch and we'll do nothing better.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be swimming, We'll be nibbling, naked out and then
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  Speaker 2: I can't have But the bees don't eat.
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  Speaker 4: They don't and if they sting you, they die.
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  Speaker 2: So they just only honey bees though, like warnings to
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  Speaker 2: wash they yeah they do.
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  Speaker 4: But like bees and honey bees all died.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Do bumble bees die to honey bees would be like that, right?
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  Speaker 4: I think they got a stinger too. I've definitely got
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  Speaker 4: stunned by a bumble bee. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: My grandmother used to have this big flower tree outside
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  Speaker 7: of our house and the bump bees would go in
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  Speaker 7: there and I would like close them up in the flowers.
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  Speaker 4: Like you deserved it.
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  Speaker 7: I definitely deserved it, but I was like doing it
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  Speaker 7: I feel like and I'm like, I got your.
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: Bitch run one time. That was your first vibration. That's
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  Speaker 4: definitely ship.
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  Speaker 1: Was that the last time you did that?
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  Speaker 4: That was definitely the last time. Hilarious. I don't have
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  Speaker 4: to learn a couple of times on that. Definitely.
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  Speaker 7: That's how I know they think that's I mean, that's
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  Speaker 7: how I know they thing though. And I know it
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  Speaker 7: was a mumba because they were like fat like.
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  Speaker 4: And the big boys. I wonder if the one that
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  Speaker 4: stung you was one of the ones you trapped to.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely us Patrion was talking about my girl.
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  Speaker 4: That was so sad. That was so tragic. You can't
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  Speaker 4: see what that was class you can't see period now.
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: Put the glasses on. It's dark glass dark. I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That was The good Son where he was.
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  Speaker 4: That was a good as movie. He was a good
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  Speaker 4: ass actor, was a lifetime career. The boy is that? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't watch that. You've never seen a good sound
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  Speaker 4: you would like The good Son? Yeah, And I watched
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: the other one. You guys talking about you see my girl?
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  Speaker 4: No see she could have tried to fum the next
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  Speaker 4: thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was allergic to he did he try to
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  Speaker 2: save her though he was allergic to bees, which they
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  Speaker 2: set up early in the movies.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think following her something like she was running
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  Speaker 4: away or something.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think was it wasn't it separate like they
• 4:56
  Speaker 5: were like they weren't even together and she heard about it.
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  Speaker 1: Or some ship that will That movie was nineteen ninety one.
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that ship. I remember Rocketeer.
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  Speaker 5: There was another rock No, that's the Radio fly Radio Flyer. Yeah,
• 5:10
  Speaker 5: that's when he was dad. Yeah, HBO a couple of
• 5:14
  Speaker 5: months ago, and that's why I rewatched it.
• 5:16
  Speaker 7: I was like, I remember watching Radio Flyer and then
• 5:21
  Speaker 7: I had found like this old plastic piece of a sled.
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: You trying to build some ship? Well, you no idea.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: I went on that slid.
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  Speaker 7: I mean I'm coming home from school working on the
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  Speaker 7: slid like three weeks. I mean I didn't built the
• 5:35
  Speaker 7: whole like the slid it's got a top part. Keep
• 5:38
  Speaker 7: in mind, this is like a fifteen dollars slid from
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  Speaker 7: like Walgreens. And I done built it out and I
• 5:43
  Speaker 7: put cardboard a Seaton. Don't lie because I was big
• 5:51
  Speaker 7: at Lego, so like I've always been like like a
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  Speaker 7: tinkerer took that.
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  Speaker 4: Ship to the park one time. I mean, I can't.
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: I love fake. The bell is a seatbelt.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: This is all of these first test runs, at least
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  Speaker 3: the fun fun before it.
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  Speaker 4: I fumbled hard.
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  Speaker 7: I had you didn't even know no type of try
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  Speaker 7: here to do.
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  Speaker 4: None of the ship. I had put some of the
• 6:20
  Speaker 4: handles of that and kind of help me like do this.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: You put wings on it?
• 6:25
  Speaker 7: I had literally had I had wooden uh uh rulers
• 6:30
  Speaker 7: and I had like had them downs up.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: I had pushed them down after like that.
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  Speaker 7: I can tell I flipped all over the place.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Have your vision, Like, what did you thought it was
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  Speaker 2: gonna be like the movies?
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  Speaker 4: For sure? Wings on it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought it was general regular slim like at
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  Speaker 3: least it's just takes me down the mountain. That and
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: being intact enough for me to do it again. Where
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: the best part about that? If I was a neighborhood
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: kid and I saw him building this sleigh practicing, and
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: I would think I was witnessing, like a young said,
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  Speaker 3: I was like Santa Claus building training to the well.
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  Speaker 4: You got the mask on.
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  Speaker 7: At least at least three rolls of duct tape went
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  Speaker 7: into that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Bro I, I'm so sad you didn't get one good
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  Speaker 2: round of this pass your mom.
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  Speaker 4: How long did you build?
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  Speaker 5: This is like three weeks, bro, yes, working building my
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: epic slagh in.
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  Speaker 2: The first just you wait, you know he had a
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: list those three weeks, you had a list or ever
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  Speaker 2: after that.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been sledding before.
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  Speaker 7: I went with some cousins and that I never I've
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  Speaker 7: never been sledging before.
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  Speaker 4: I had went with my cousins, right, so I went
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  Speaker 4: with them.
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  Speaker 7: I had such a great time on the way back
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  Speaker 7: to the cars when I found that piece of a
• 8:03
  Speaker 7: slag like it was a busted up slave. So I
• 8:06
  Speaker 7: was like, can I take this with me? They was
• 8:07
  Speaker 7: like yeah, sure, they started a car for me, they
• 8:08
  Speaker 7: dropped me off.
• 8:09
  Speaker 4: I started work, stupid I started.
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  Speaker 7: I told him I trew to designed out this one
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  Speaker 7: red Did you did you have like a board.
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: Back? He waits for no reason.
• 8:35
  Speaker 8: He takes a break, just eating the sandwich. Listen, it
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  Speaker 8: was just around the cardboard to it was sledding in
• 8:57
  Speaker 8: East St.
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  Speaker 4: Louis was a Saint Louis. The same was you know
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: we have forest Park.
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  Speaker 7: Forest Park is like one of the biggest natural parks
• 9:04
  Speaker 7: aside from like uh uh, what's the one of New.
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  Speaker 4: York Center Park, so like they have multiple heels that
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: you can go slant it on.
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  Speaker 7: The problem was everything that I was attached to the
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  Speaker 7: slid that was always ladd everything that was attached fu
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  Speaker 7: it was cardboard attach the duct tape.
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  Speaker 4: I woked like three rolls and duct tape, but everything
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: was cordball vision. You have just card.
• 9:32
  Speaker 6: So hard.
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  Speaker 4: You are you.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Hardbark was gonna steer a slid.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: The rulers, the rulers were wooded. I had those jam
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: through them. Just the rulers. These are the support, meaning
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't have them.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I was, I didn't have a budget bore goddamn.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: But you just said in it and it just was
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: just destroyed. It didn't even slid. She's just like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: cardboard can't support it.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: Was this was it was.
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: It was like it was one of those little plastic
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: ones that's like just this and at the at the
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: front of it kind of it kind of like kind
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: of goes up and you sit right like a tobugging Yeah,
• 10:20
  Speaker 5: almost like that right, but the size was cracked right here,
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: So I had.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: To build out the basica. You trying to make it
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: sound fabricated.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: This whole time, I thought you were a little engineer.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: You're just like.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Got eighteen spoils. Because I remember having the radio plan.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: What work.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: I had to slid on two chairs. I can get
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: the table under like a mechanic. You got to feel
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: the blacksmith had on. It's like like flight out with
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: boys in.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we wanted to think down and the sparks coming
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: out the Scotch takes cutting and half.
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: Little crazy scissors that have designs on them. It's so hard.
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: I have the scissors the same. I'm not gonna sparks
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: coming out of tank Scott Pas.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Opening.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: I just I just love how from the kids in school.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: Every day he's like going home work on my sled.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Cool to hear going home to work on my sled
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: for three weeks and then the day he just came
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: home messed up and Bruce how to go to here?
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: Didn't work? The gage? Yeah, trying to selling drugs.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: She's gonna sell drugs.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: All your childhood dreams died with that slag. We tried
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: to tell you it was cardboard.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: You guys are just.
• 12:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: I thought you guys were hating. I didn't have a budget.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Niggas they have no budget. Bro, big girl. People were
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: looking at the plans like, no, it's not gonna work.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: It's cardboork. You see step work?
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: No?
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: No, I have you see step step? Shut up? You
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: guys have haters? No, no, you see how it's step one?
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: It's not gonna support it. I'll think shut up. Water
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: the stop hating on me. Got Jesus kids and he's like, no, no,
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: it's talking to work.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: It's cardboard. No, you could actually get like wood or
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: something something that you could sit up. I want that.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: Stop hating on me. We're in the same science class.
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: We learned about this together. We're too heavy. What's too heavy?
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: It is not everyone happen. It's too heavy. You can't
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: you can't bite you? What s.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Up?
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: Dan? You'll want to go with your tracks much man? Listen?
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was about a he man woman, haters, clubs.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: My dad's a carpenter. We can help you out.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: Shut up starting on your heuch amid the pinching. You
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: need to hear the whole depo by So I need
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: more boxes. So this wood here, no boxes because this
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: was in between Christmas break.
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: We actually can up on those boxes so hard going
• 13:34
  Speaker 7: through people's not tras like had it out.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: So the whole community was rooting for you. Everybody's feeling
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: up his box crap. They going raccoon to hear that
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: trash again, to hear he's building a slave. I hate
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: to hear we support you, to hear I had this
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: old Nike box. I don't know if it can help
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: to hear. I didn't stare with great for us Aero
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Dynamic come spoiler spoiler alert. He talked to the park
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: the hotewn was talking about. The only ones was my
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: mom was.
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: Mad because I had made the guy damn flag so
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: big it didn't fit in her fourth probe, so she
• 14:15
  Speaker 7: had to pay my uncle to come take me.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: He was like the whole family's man.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: This ship was taking up a parking spot, the four
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: pro car garage, just looking.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: At the Ford problem like, you know what you're here.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to call your uncle. Then, are you sure?
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  Speaker 10: Mom?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I believe that your son.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: You're gonna get us out of here.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I'm building a slave for myself. No, you go, you
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: are ticket, I'm gonna get us out of here.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: I was gonna just for me, and let me tell
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: you them if that you are would have been on
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: a different tradition. I'm like engineering for sure. It's just
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: good good will hunting to Are you the slid kid
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: from Saint Louis?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: So. He's on the wall drawing the dynamics. He's like,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: and then I put the cardboard tears the only one
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: to make it slept and fly hits bad that Afflecks.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Patty comes about like, man, you ain't gonna be able
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: to slap.
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: He's gonna leave the plan.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Come back and he's like a cardboard genius.
• 15:29
  Speaker 11: What he said.
• 15:31
  Speaker 12: To already talking about that, I put you well no,
• 15:38
  Speaker 12: when you said when you said bad Affleck, I was like,
• 15:41
  Speaker 12: oh yeah, like good will Heavey.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: I literally said, good woman that I been laughing that
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: old jokes. I gotta catch up.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: They were created to him.
• 15:53
  Speaker 13: He comes, you should be gone laughing. This nigga Patrick
• 15:57
  Speaker 13: as the time traveling bro. This nigga is just be
• 15:59
  Speaker 13: missing joke episode one. You'll keep doing these jokes out.
• 16:05
  Speaker 13: I gotta listen air blast, I gotta.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Enjoy hand Keeper pancakes and guls. Just looking at the
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: didn't work childlife.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you, I need to close this visual.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: When the when the slat crash, do you try and
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: salvage it or you just walk away?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Like everything?
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: I put so much into that, Like I remember like
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: putting hours into the ship.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Listen to you.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I just I just switch up going down the hill
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: and that just sliding ship is just coming off. I
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: had like a box falling out my humble took me
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: to the tallest get to the bouty just holding the
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: stair away rockets going the space. You just sitting on
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: the ground.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Man, I just put the gardens on. I just thought
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: it would be going so fast that I would need
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: to you know what I'm saying. I would need to
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: get the garden so I could see.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Why you gotta came on here. Play are no dynamics.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Steir was not connected to the slang you're just holding
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: a steering wheel though it's not.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: It's not connected at all.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: It looked like the stair wheels and the plan for
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: the model accident was more like that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: But you're just holding it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: It was card board that tape, so it had like
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: it had some It's not usually steerwhels are connected to
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: the wheel.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: You're just holding the wheels, nigga. This was more just
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: to hold something I didn't want to be saying in
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: a sand like this. The whole day it was there
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: watching it, just like, well, let's just go home.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I forgot about the staying, all right, guys, just go home, guys,
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: bro I remember that ship started off.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: At first, I was just like, I just gonna build
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: a seat, the seat belt. I haven't half these things.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: It was a belt. It was actual a belt right
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: down cardboard. It just rang a belt after none of
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: the stuff. He just put a belt on.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Now I'm sick. Just rang a belt over sweat.
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: I remember it just at first I had built out
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: the base. I remember just building out the base, and
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: then I had built like a little seat, and then
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: I had I had put something like for my feet
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: to rest against, cause like the front didn't have that.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: And then I took I remember looking at it. I
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: was like more than I built, Like I built like
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: like a covering.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: For my legs. So I have to get in it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: All of this is cardboard, So like I put the
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: carp there, taper tape it, and I get in.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: I was like, it's glimsy so now I got reinforce
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: it with more car boy, I do so many baby
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: stroller boxes.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Bro, listen up, you got a real question. I got
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: a real, real questure. Right, So when you finish your
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: building it right, did you look at it and be like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I need to decorate the outside?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Did you pay it like light the sharks? Like it
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: was a blue It was a blue plan.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You better not have a picture of this.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I don't this super to here. Nine thousands, somebody.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Said the Junkyard July.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: So here's gonna win the soapart thousand. The whole town
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: is gonna be the man. It's like, why is everybody?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Why I think I'm going safe at the whole towns?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Why this is just for me? I'm not even competing.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: You know, you're gonna put us off the back with a.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Man like that shouldn't even can move out?
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: And oh my god, hey do you remember do you
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: remember when I built that slid in Diana's basement?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Please start laughing, not really you're talking about.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Remember Reggie and them had took us sledding, and I
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: got that that piece of a sled and I brought
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: it back home and I worked on it for so
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: long and I put all that cardboard on it that
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: to see the hand of the leg covering all of that,
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: and we took it out and then like just got
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: destroyed the first time I had so much duct tape
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: of cardboard. I was filling like all the baby strollers
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: cardboard boxes off the street.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: It was in the basement. It had that blue bass.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: He went through all that and didn't even make it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: You didn't make a memory trying to tell them about
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: it on the should that I'm on. I sent you
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: detection to watch it from your phone. Okay, that is crazy.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Well he survived so technically the seat belts the only
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: thing you what the word was worth today, I'm just
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: being there with the street the.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Night falls, like you just still.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Here, You're gonna have to come inside. At some point,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I left my contact out. Man close this episode on BRO.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: The next time, I trying to confide to you guys. Man, man,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: The sleigh ride.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, we go go to the next They said his
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: mama tried to forget it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: She's probably on the phone with somebody else, like, hey,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: he remembers, just call me about the slip.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Remember that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: That was hilarious. Forgot I thought he blacked that out
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: it was gonna work. I don't remember that. I'm I
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: don't remember that. She said, your yo, you won't believe
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: what you hear. Just call me and asked me. It
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: was just an open box. You didn't really do anything.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: The three weeks will mostly be eating next to it,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: thinking of the sleigh.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: Right, hey man, Oh my god, I was not telling
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: people I'm friends with y'all.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Bro. It needs to be an animation.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's great, My cardboard slave.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: You should make it a children's children's book about never
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: giving up, but then giving up.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: That's about it's never giving up. That's a good lesson.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Don't want to give up. But sometimes sometimes you build
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: a cardboard just give up. Winter or it was in
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: the grass.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: This was this was winter. This was like drawing Christmas break.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: But did it snow?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Snow? Okay, that would have been hilarious. It was a
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: perfect slave, but he didn't have the season right. It
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: was July week. There's rocks, the sleigh is fine, there's
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: sand and stuff the grass.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: This is an all terrain, just a regular slave.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: This this SLG looks good. This is my driveway. This
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: is asphalt.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: A next stopic be the final topic.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Of the jo It made my contact come man left
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: my eyes.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Here's the dreams, just flying away with the longer you
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: have the first piece of tape on there. Three weeks later,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I was like a day or two mads, but.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Building something from scratch, Like there's so much ambition in it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: You're just like you thought he was. I really, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: was tinkering away, come out with and they just murder him.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: We've been watching you this whole week. You thought if
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: you split the plans up, we wouldn't see. You're making
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: an iron suit from missile. We walked in, there's hands
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: and feet. He's like, no, no, no, are you an idiot? Like, no, no,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: this is a He comes in, give me the irons cave.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: You can't hide anywhere? Why mass Why isn't this a face?
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: The suit's like I identify as a missile.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Why are your measurements in it? And that where.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Human body? We said one make us one missile.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I drew the pants on this. I didn't
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: think you can put together you want? You want to
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: missle with fashion or not. The third day he didn't
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: show any progress, weak too.
• 25:21
  Speaker 14: Where's the bottom of the missile the missile shoes, yes,
• 25:28
  Speaker 14: once any of us for our shoe sizes. We're just
• 25:32
  Speaker 14: do the whole thing with age.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: What was keeping them from being in there, because he's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: gonna be doing with missiles anyway, coming up.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: The most important mission of our lives. Yeah, he's doing
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: it in there.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Don't watch the.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: It's all in the world's greatest arm just this is
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: the greatest alone. Of course he's gonna give us the
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: right plans.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You know how mad that nigga's boss probably will miss actually.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Killed everybody fly he flew out of here.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: We thought he died.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: A niggas is like a metallicy. You're watching him. We
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: were my kids that weekend. Just like it to the
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: camera too, and it was like, oh, we can't really
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: kind of see you, Like, well, no, that was there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: That was the whole thing blocking the plans.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: It was like you had to lay one thing down
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: and then another thing and then it all came together.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: So it was like he was working in secret because
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: he was such a genius. They kind of just went
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: glazed over there.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: We're talking about iron Man one. We sent to here.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Somebody said they were lost. We're talking about iron Man one.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Why they didn't just kill him.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: The people he killed though, probably thought that was cool
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: as hell. No, like the suit came out of the
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: suit there like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Whoa what that was the nigga that we were watching?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: We came out with flas.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Flew away.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I got cool his he can I put it in
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: the order, was add to that guy?
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: He got cool as hell.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: You didn't even have all his stuff. Take time.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: He should have died when he crashed in the in
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: the desert, Like I don't know how much steel you got.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: A sples strapping on his chest.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna could have died when he when he
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: crashed when they like ran out a feld that they
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: blew up.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: They blew up right, No, when he landed in the
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: desert like the peace Oh yeah for sure. Yeah, every
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: time he lands in the iron man should have.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Done all right.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Last topic this month, this vegas man vegas Man was arrested.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: You want to proof read it first, and then like
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: I said, vegas man, Yeah, this Vegas vegas Man was.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Like, you're scared of whatever word is?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Next exploded.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Vegas Man arrested for smearing bacon on Muslim family's car door.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: He got arrested for a hate crime. He's he smeared
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: raw bacon on the Muslim family's home. I'm sorry home
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: door in our car.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. That's specific.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: They don't say what the argument was for, but they
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: got into an argument and his response the next day
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: he came.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Back, that's super petty. Could you be mad as you
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: touch your door?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: And he's like that niggas just watching you from the sled.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: That's the funniest part. They probably didn't care like that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: They were like, did you smear? Like That's not how
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: this works, idiot, But they got bacon on it. I
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: don't know what happened. I don't know what the rule.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Somebody in the comments said my ark reactor.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Was just a donut.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Twizzler.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I need this to list. I know, damn right, I
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: need this to list. Sweet out screenly takes places off
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: from the bottle. This is a multi billion dollar piece
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: of equipment.
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: To here.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Is only at half a donut. Can you make it again?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Which so strong? Make the technology again with icing. I
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: like how you made a new technology making vegetables.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I'll never touch it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: F is just like he keeps eating, he keeps eating
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: the heart part we gotta get somebody else mcflurry flury
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: to here we need you. I'll come if Nick comes
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: with the flurry.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Of Earth is just dying. You're like mister to here man,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: please stop beating the heart reaction. This just can't work.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: It won't work. It's just there.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Like I've seen many pop stabilities, me eating don't that's
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: the only way.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: That's doctor strange.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Though he's not doing doctor strange. He's just putting ice
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: in every version of superhero. You were just eating.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Didn't even keep him alive.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: It was just there.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm eating it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 15: Emergency reactors had a stomach proved to hear how to stomach.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: People be funny?
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Bro, people be funny, bro people are fun have fucker
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: gameing to me?
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: What is more?
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: And so.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: What if his be older was a chicken wing? Where's
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: my hamm? A drunk man like, are you going to
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: hit you? He's like no, his chicken wick named lemon Peppa,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: lemon Pa. That would be your dinner. And he's coming
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: across the town to your man and our Christmas hair
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: hand is safe. He's a villain. It's the slow cooker.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Run on, run, just hide your meat.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I haven't killed anyone. He just goes to Disney legs
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: like no turkey legs.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: And he had the kids named Brisket Boy. It's a
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: dog named brisket Brisket Boy. Slow cookers, my filla.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Bag, here's just walking. Tell us slow.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Hours. Oh my everything show be done. It's July fourth.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: This is the shadow cooks over. He gives you the itis.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: That's a superpower. He gives you the hotel. Must know that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: The whole time, your slumber of barbecue, hickory slumber.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Slow cooker, barbecue, burm town. I'm gonna eat, You're gonna
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: let you like simmer. Somebody said, I came to the
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: power to so you're gonna set people on fire.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, I want those those pizzas that are in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the open. I want you to make it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: He's a full super villain. But the whole barbecue, he's
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: just like waiting it's done, and then he starts flying.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: Everybody's like, yo, who's going?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Who is cape sitting? But he has to wear those
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: barbecue shoes with the cookout here, I gotta plant in.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: I got a plant that like ribs are ready.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: He starts like.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: It is time ship. I knew he was gonna do this.
• 33:38
  Speaker 16: You get the ribs like bullets. Give me another cuick,
• 33:42
  Speaker 16: give me another ready, he shoots, what.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna do with that?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna Are you gonna kill my?
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Niggas? Sare at my instead of wol reine claws and
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: got skews.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: But he's su time.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: He just turns. It's grilling time. Shrink.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Hey Bo's like, don't wait, none of us are in danger.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Lives on a slip. Just get your paint. Why are
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: we holding that steerwheel? Flooking the mask. It's like a
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: fat Santa Claus that comes in July fourth. You hear
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: him on the roof. Oh no, the air but faster airfire.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Not you again. Everybody's talking about you on Twitter.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: They just hear me by the waist side.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Don't worry to hear. We'll be done in six minutes.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: That's how long the fight is.
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: Ship on, brisket on, chicking on, yeah, yeah, pot rose
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: hot Linco.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: We're going to every house tonight. Shelley Dog lead the way, No, no,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: just rap show, take his nose. I'm taking your car
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: for the kids are like, I've been good this year.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: They're like, I don't care. I'm eating your He uses
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: the call. He leaves coal so he can make bar
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Why did you living when everyone and alis? Hopefully he's
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: just be the milk.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: You gotta my mom?
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Do you have to leave ribs under the wireplace?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: My mom?
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: The pot roads finished for slow cooking.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: No, don't worry, he'll be He'll get to the kitchen.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: We're gonna be cleaned out. And started to coming through
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: the fireplace and come through the fridge. Don't leave anything out,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: lock it up, I come, I come out the other.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Somebody said his headquarters is seven eleven. He's just stands
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: by the hot dog roller.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: He's got to move the sausage to the side of
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: the opens up magic even.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Come with world up hackoryssations. It's a barbecue sauce river.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: He lit the walls.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: It tastes like barbecue sauce. I got the golden briskin.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I got the golden briskin in my mouth.
• 37:04
  Speaker 17: All the world of Hickory show so you do still
• 37:12
  Speaker 17: has to do the same song said same shut Oh alright.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Man a great it's been a great time going right
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: on the house. Lord up Hickory.
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: I gotta brisket. I got a gold and Brisket, Take
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: my day, the Golden Brasket, briket sct.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: If you like gretly come with me, just to hear again.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I thought he was giving us the tour good by
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: you song here.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the tour got so here to here, so cute, cute,
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: he quick, you could get lost the kids. Nobody gets
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: to chest to eat nothing.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: He put your dog on, hands off my rib tree.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: You want you to see what you can't actually have? No,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: he's in the barbecue rivers. He doesn't even let the man.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: He just takes all their tickets. No, I can go
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: through five times. Get out of her kids. That's I
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: got the fast path.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Listen, y'all, we're done with the topic. We're done with
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the episode. The Golden Brisket and I got tay sensation.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: It's just gold. Thank you for watching this chaotic show.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: We will be back.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: You're the tour guide, the opops and the kids that
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: get cut.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: You fell in the river. I got a brisket ticket.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Don't you think you think I'm gonna make it tacken
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: just a me.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: If seven eleven don't work with you here, seven eleven
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: is trash. They dropped big bag on me, don't you
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: you I'm not spending the blocking. What's up? What what's up?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Is dance to me turn his back on seven eleven,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: they dance me.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: What's the glissy glock glizzy glock?
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, against war violence clonka.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: And that was all the rail crazy grizzy glanka hasn't
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: been seen in years. Wild three coups, geez, thank you
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: so much. That's on the tea shirt he passes the
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: factory on.
• 40:34
  Speaker 18: So I knew I could trust you to let's running back, sir,
• 40:43
  Speaker 18: you get nothing. You get nothing.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: That brisket is mind's no grizzy lifting.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: And I know about hot dog water that's shaken up
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: and bubble is a glancamar here.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: This is it's just make whoever.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: It's just a square of metals, not even chocolate.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Lasting brisket stopper. It's just one piece of meat on
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: that you put on the grill. This is a blank
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't feel good when they told me when I
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: said loop, So I'm gonna stop it. Y'all, y'all watch
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: this wherever you watch YouTube videos and listen wherever podcast.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Watch YouTube videos, YouTube.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Camp.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Old stage is shaved like a.
• 41:43
  Speaker 19: He that would be funny if you theop is his
• 41:45
  Speaker 19: fact on stage, on stage, on stage, on stage. If
• 41:54
  Speaker 19: you need loop, you can't go too much, come too please?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: How the field? Why did I know stuff that rhymes
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: so well? You're just really coming up with you, cav
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Get away from the brisket bushes. No, they don't help.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: They just eat stuff around here, all
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Right, bye bye, turn it off from here stopping