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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: Taco Fumes After Getting Hit With Classic Parking Move · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right. Hello, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Off the Air, the weekly
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  Speaker 2: podcast from the Lynch and Taco Morning Show here at
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  Speaker 2: 101.1 WJRR in beautiful Maitland, Florida. I'm Pat Lynch.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm Taco Bob. And sorry we didn't do one
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  Speaker 1: last week. We're kind of feeling under the weather.
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  Speaker 2: That one's on me. I pushed the eject button.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 2: Probably shouldn't have even been here last Thursday, to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: You were like the walking dead, and I totally got it.
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  Speaker 1: And I wasn't feeling well either, but And I think
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  Speaker 1: this is why I brought it up. I think this
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  Speaker 1: is something to mention. We try not to mention when
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  Speaker 1: we're sick on the air because we don't want to
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  Speaker 1: come off. We know most people listening are doing a
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  Speaker 1: tougher job than ours. It makes us sound like pussies
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  Speaker 1: and like we're whining. You don't listen to a radio
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  Speaker 1: station to hear somebody whining.
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  Speaker 2: About being sick. We try not to bitch about anything
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  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah. In the name of transparency, that's why
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  Speaker 2: there was no off the air last week. That said,
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  Speaker 2: we're ready to go this week. You got anything you
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  Speaker 2: want to hit? If not, I got something that's a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a mystery. Perhaps you could help me solve.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps maybe a listener or two.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure I could, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You could help solve it. Because I know that you're
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  Speaker 2: bits and pieces about so many things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you mentioned something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first off, this launch that's supposed to, the Crew-13
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  Speaker 2: mission to the International Space Station, if you're watching and
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  Speaker 2: listening in real time, It's supposed to go off in
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  Speaker 2: just over an hour from now. SpaceX is putting it
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  Speaker 2: at a 40% chance to go. The coast has been
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  Speaker 2: dealing with a cloud deck and showers all morning since
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  Speaker 2: we got here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's anything like it was a little bit ago,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it happening. I hope it does because
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  Speaker 1: we haven't had a launch in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, since they stopped the Starlink missions from this coast,
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  Speaker 2: they're all going off the West Coast now. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: launches have been far and few between, and we didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize how spoiled we had become with those being almost
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  Speaker 2: every day at one point.
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes two-a-days, which today could be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's going to be another launch later tonight, which
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  Speaker 2: is always a spectacular one, the Falcon Heavy. Get some
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  Speaker 2: sonic booms going there, perhaps. That is scheduled for just
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  Speaker 2: before midnight. Probably a better chance of that one if
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  Speaker 2: you had to pick between the two of actually being
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  Speaker 2: able to go during the launch window.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see. If anything changes here while we're doing this,
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  Speaker 2: we'll let you know. If you're listening to this after
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  Speaker 2: the fact, our apologies.
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  Speaker 1: Our poor listeners on the coast, if it's going up
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  Speaker 1: just before midnight and a sonic boom, and just how
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  Speaker 1: loud it is over there as well. I hadn't been
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  Speaker 1: on the coast for a while for a launch, and
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  Speaker 1: then it popped up that I was out there doing
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  Speaker 1: an event when there was a launch, and you forget
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  Speaker 1: how damn How wild it is right there.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's cool, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your chest rumbles and stuff. Very cool.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: But it always wakes up a handful of our listeners,
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  Speaker 1: and they bitch about it the next day. Damn rocket.
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  Speaker 2: So here's something weird. And I've lived in Florida my
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  Speaker 2: whole life, and I know that dealing with some Florida
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  Speaker 2: things are just a part of the deal living here.
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  Speaker 2: You know what millipedes are, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're like centipedes, but they're millipedes.
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  Speaker 2: They look like little brown worms. They have a million legs.
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  Speaker 2: And when you touch them, they roll up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they get hard and crunchy if they dry out.
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  Speaker 2: Our house has been invaded by these.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They are showing up everywhere. No idea why.
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  Speaker 1: Are they making it in the house?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Again, I am completely at a loss here, Taco.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You'll look down, and all of a sudden, there'll be
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  Speaker 2: one on the floor. There'll be one on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: There'll be one, you know, wherever. I was out last
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  Speaker 2: night letting the dog out before I went to bed.
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  Speaker 2: There were a bunch of them on the pool deck.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. They're coming from there and going
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  Speaker 1: through your slider or going down your chimney.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I cannot find a source for
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  Speaker 2: these or why there's such a large volume of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: From time to time, you would see these things in
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  Speaker 2: your home. Everybody's used to that. But I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the last week or so. It's really got
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  Speaker 2: my wife annoyed. She hates these things. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: they're harmless. She grabs them and suffocates them to death.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, just throw them out in the yard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they can come back in. She said that,
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  Speaker 1: didn't she? I would have said the same thing. Are
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  Speaker 1: millipedes bad for pets?
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  Speaker 2: I just, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a pest? Like, if I had an issue,
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  Speaker 1: not for millipedes, I really wouldn't, you know, call. But
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  Speaker 1: I have Massey.
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't do pest control.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: We never have. Never had an issue.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I do it just because, you know, if that
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  Speaker 1: roach happens to get in by the people who are
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  Speaker 1: leaving the door open, then I say, hey, close the
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  Speaker 1: damn door. Not just the AC that's getting out, because
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  Speaker 1: I pay the power bill. but also for the roaches
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  Speaker 1: you bitch about. Yeah, if there happens to be one, which,
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  Speaker 1: knock on wood, we haven't seen one in probably over
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  Speaker 1: a year.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird, though, with these millipedes, man. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what's causing this. My wife is under the
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  Speaker 2: impression there must be a nest, and I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know if they have nests. You're over there Googling information.
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  Speaker 1: Millipedes are generally not seriously toxic to pets like dogs
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  Speaker 1: and cats.
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  Speaker 2: My pets don't even seem to notice them.
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  Speaker 1: But eating them can cause a mild stomach upset and
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  Speaker 1: mouth irritation. So I was just checking if they were
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  Speaker 1: bad for your cat or dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the dog and cat don't seem to even notice
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  Speaker 2: these things. Which, if one of them is going to notice,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be the cat. She is.
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  Speaker 1: She's on her toes.
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  Speaker 2: She hasn't ever met a lizard that she'll back down from,
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  Speaker 2: put it to you that way. No, most cats won't.
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  Speaker 2: She got another one the other day I found that
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  Speaker 2: I had to put out of its misery.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: She's ruthless, man. She'll torture these things within an inch
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  Speaker 2: of death.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then just leaves them.
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  Speaker 1: My cats will do the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Brings them over to you. Bring it over to you.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it so that it's barely trying to, it's three
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  Speaker 1: quarter dead life is trying to crawl with no tail,
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  Speaker 1: missing a leg and dragging itself with three legs.
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  Speaker 2: Brains falling out of it.
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  Speaker 1: And then she's playing with it again. Whenever lizards get
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  Speaker 1: in my back porch, I'm like, dude, You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do this.
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  Speaker 2: It's a death sentence.
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  Speaker 1: And my cats, I'm sure you'd see it with Nova.
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  Speaker 1: My cat would, not this one. This one's too fat
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  Speaker 1: and lazy. She'll still lizard chase like a sumbitch. But
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  Speaker 1: my other cat, that white crazy one, the most beautiful cat,
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  Speaker 1: would jump. To the top of... Look at that tits
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  Speaker 1: on her. Sorry. Butters. Squirrel.
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  Speaker 2: The TV in there.
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  Speaker 1: So, would jump up, Pat. You know how high my
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  Speaker 1: screen is. I know you have a massive screen enclosure
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  Speaker 1: for your pool. You know how high mine is. It's like.
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  Speaker 2: On your patio.
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  Speaker 1: Jump all the way up. Hit his head on the
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  Speaker 1: roof trying to get it. Did you just jump that high? But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad because if your cat came over to
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  Speaker 1: my house... He wouldn't know what to do with himself
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  Speaker 1: because I have all those geckos out front.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it'd be a slaughter. It'd be a slaughter.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't get to them. They're all the way up.
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  Speaker 1: She wouldn't get to them. Sorry. They're all the way up, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: And they just– I don't know why I had a
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  Speaker 1: gecko infestation. Speaking of infestations, but I've always had geckos.
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  Speaker 1: I have to sweep off my front porch of lizard
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  Speaker 1: shit at least once. Once a week. I mean, well,
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  Speaker 1: the guys blow when they mow, Doyle and them, but
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  Speaker 1: the amount, but they take care of them bugs.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of crap, somebody's dog took a shit in
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  Speaker 2: our driveway yesterday, and they just left it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Do you have an inclination who it might be?
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  Speaker 1: Look at your cameras.
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  Speaker 2: I do. Actually, it is in a spot where I
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  Speaker 2: could go and look. And if it is who I
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  Speaker 2: think it is.
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  Speaker 1: Go throw it in their yard.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I'm not going to do that level. But
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  Speaker 2: this person who I suspect, they walk two dogs. And
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  Speaker 2: these are the ones who used to walk the dogs
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  Speaker 2: and just let them go wherever they wanted and never
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  Speaker 2: picked up, right? Mm-hmm. Then the neighbors got on them
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  Speaker 2: about it, and now she makes it, you know, look
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  Speaker 2: like she really cares because she has always in her
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  Speaker 2: hand these big wads of, it looks like the, you know,
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  Speaker 2: either Walmart or Publix bags or whatever. But yet I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen her actually use them to pick up after
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  Speaker 2: the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: So somebody left dog crap on your driveway?
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  Speaker 2: Right in the driveway.
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  Speaker 1: Was it logs at least?
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  Speaker 2: Logs, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I thought maybe it was a dog that had
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  Speaker 1: a bad, sick belly and just did diarrhea.
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  Speaker 2: I left it there, by the way. Did you?
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  Speaker 1: Still think so.
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  Speaker 2: It's supposed to rain today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think rain's going to wash away logs. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, come on, man. I'd look at the cameras,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'd report them to HOA. That's just me.
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  Speaker 1: If they've already had neighbors get on them, why not?
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  Speaker 2: Probably just burn their house down.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. That's one route.
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  Speaker 2: I'll let you know. I'll keep you updated on this
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  Speaker 2: millipede thing. You'll see them from time to time. And
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  Speaker 2: they don't bother me, and they're not bothering anyone, but
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  Speaker 2: the volume of these things is kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: Get your cat, keep it in a cage for about
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  Speaker 1: a week. Just hear me out. Then let the lizards...
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  Speaker 1: think it's safe to come back in. Let lizards in
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  Speaker 1: your house to eat the millipedes. See that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if lizards eat millipedes.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to check if millipedes have nests? No.
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  Speaker 2: I was hoping that you would know off the top
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  Speaker 2: of your head being Hunter Bob and the environmentalist that
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. They have nests. I mean, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Do millipedes have nests? Here we go. Yes, many species
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  Speaker 1: of female millipedes dig subterranean nests or construct protective capsules
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  Speaker 1: in the soil or leaf litter to lay their eggs. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you had a centipede squirting out all these. They're just
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  Speaker 1: all hatching. Yeah, I bet that's it.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to find that nest then.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, go dig in the soil.
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  Speaker 2: Roundup kill them?
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  Speaker 1: What's he doing? He's looking for millipedes.
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  Speaker 2: Get the beds with Roundup. Will that knock them out?
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  Speaker 2: I know that's just weeds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Roundup will kill them.
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  Speaker 2: It causes cancer. I mean, if you give them all cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, show them. Millipede cancer. I came home yesterday. It
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  Speaker 1: was right after Doyle was mowing. I'm sorry, Tuesday. And
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  Speaker 1: I saw one of those big landlubbers in my driveway. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He's kind of stunned, so I don't know if they
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  Speaker 1: got him with the edger or the weed whacker, kind
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  Speaker 1: of just a little bit, but he's walking around kind
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  Speaker 1: of stunned and stoned looking. Then I'm walking to go
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  Speaker 1: get the shovel, and I see another one sitting right
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  Speaker 1: in the crack trying to hide from me the crack
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  Speaker 1: of my gate on the ground. So I go and
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  Speaker 1: get the shovel, and I walk there. There's a third one.
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  Speaker 1: I had a trifecta killing them bitches on Tuesday. All
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  Speaker 1: three had a big shovel. I just grab it. I
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  Speaker 1: put it on Instagram once. I just grabbed the shovel,
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  Speaker 1: lift it up like this and go gunk right on him.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, have we seen the building snake lately? Anybody spotted
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  Speaker 2: the building snake?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't know this was going to be a
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  Speaker 1: wildlife show.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't either. I was just, I was
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  Speaker 2: curious cause no one's mentioned that he'd been hanging around
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  Speaker 2: almost every morning here greeting, uh, you know, employees.
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  Speaker 1: It hadn't been raining as much since I, but I,
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  Speaker 1: I think that they, uh, got wind of it and
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  Speaker 1: got rid of them. Thanks. So yeah. Um, Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: These are for on the air that are just... Huh? Now,
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  Speaker 1: these questions. But you know what? I was going to
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  Speaker 1: talk about this that I haven't talked about in forever
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  Speaker 1: because you and I were just talking about Publix and
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  Speaker 1: I have to go get the meat ads for tomorrow's show, right?
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  Speaker 2: Of course, for the updated meat report.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, one of the last times.
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  Speaker 2: True public service that we perform.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we do. We're all about public service and.
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  Speaker 2: The kids.
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  Speaker 1: So... pull into Publix, it would now be almost three
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago. And you know, what are you supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do when you pull up and you see somebody backing out?
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  Speaker 1: You have your blinker on and you're going to take
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  Speaker 1: the spot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you want the spot, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a spot.
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  Speaker 2: Spot stealer, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: If you are the front of Publix, it's closer than
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  Speaker 1: that window right there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So to give perspective, it's about 20 feet from the store.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. A prime spot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting with my blinker on. And the car backs out,
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  Speaker 1: kind of blocking me. So maybe the person didn't see
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  Speaker 1: my blinker, but I've been sitting there. They come in Publix,
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  Speaker 1: come around the corner, and zip right into the spot.
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  Speaker 2: They did the undercut. They pulled the undercut on you.
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  Speaker 1: I pulled up behind the car. Of course, some exactly
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  Speaker 1: what you picture, some scumbag fat chick. So listen, Pat,
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  Speaker 1: I have not been.
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  Speaker 2: I can't say that's what I was picturing, but okay.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot say that I have been this fumed over
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  Speaker 1: anything parking spot wise. But I was going to do
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  Speaker 1: this on the air to ask, what would you do
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  Speaker 1: in that scenario? Because I pull up Pat right behind.
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  Speaker 1: And once I noticed, I'm like, she ain't got a gun.
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  Speaker 1: F this fatty. I look at, no, I'm saying that
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  Speaker 1: because she, and if you have weight issues, it's nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with that.
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  Speaker 2: This chick pissed me off. I have weight issues. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not pissed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying this chick pissed me off. I pulled up
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  Speaker 1: right behind her car like this. Did you give her
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  Speaker 1: a stern look? Paralleled right behind her car, rolled in
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  Speaker 1: my window and go, what the fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: This is at the Winter Park, Winter Park, some other
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  Speaker 1: lady thought I was talking to her. And I was like, No,
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  Speaker 1: not you. This chick just stole. I go, you need
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to drive, ma'am. She's not listening. She's
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  Speaker 1: just sitting in there doing what? Tilting her fast food
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  Speaker 1: bag upside down to get the last bit of fries
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it was out of there. Looked like a
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  Speaker 1: feed bag. So I am sitting there still waiting, just
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  Speaker 1: parallel behind her car. She's not going anywhere. I'm just waiting.
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  Speaker 1: And then As I start pulling away, then she opens
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  Speaker 1: the door and starts walking. I go, you should not
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  Speaker 1: even have a driver's license. And she just keeps on walking.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I said some choice words
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  Speaker 1: to her. How old? She was, and you know what
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  Speaker 1: it was. She was just going in to pick up
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  Speaker 1: a to-go order or something, or a DoorDash. I know it.
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  Speaker 1: She was probably 31. dumpy and just walked in so
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  Speaker 1: i wanted to find her in the store so i
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  Speaker 1: i walked and i'm i'm like you know what i'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to get a public's ad but now i'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find her so i i he's on a mission
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: i wait get a pub sub i'm like okay i
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen her yet i haven't seen her checking out
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  Speaker 1: or anything then i walk up to the store because
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  Speaker 1: i had to grab a couple things Walk, walk, do
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  Speaker 1: the lanes. Never saw her come back out. Car's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Because at the least, I was going to at least
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  Speaker 1: hawk a big old goob on it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she just went to the service counter to buy
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  Speaker 2: some cigarettes.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: She might have. I wouldn't put it past. It was this.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: When I say it was exactly what you picture, it's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: one of those, you know, like a car that says
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: F America bumper sticker or some stupid like that. It's
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: just one of those. One of them.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I was livid. It pains me to say this because
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I feel exactly like you do when things like that happen.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And it's wild that I'm even saying this to you
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: because usually this is a little rollover. You have to
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: let shit like that go. I understand that. You got
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: to let that go.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I did when I went and parked. But that was
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: after I hovered behind her car, blocking her in and
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: beeping my horn, just laying on the horn.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: We do a segment on this show three times every
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: morning called Idiotology. How many times have we had stories
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: that start off with an incident like you're describing right
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: now and end up with a mass slaughter or something?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: If she was jumping out with a machete like we've
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: had happen in the past, I'm stepping on the gas.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: But she wasn't wielding a machete. She was too lazy.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And that's why she stole my spot. Lazy.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I will never have to deal with that issue again
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: at the grocery store.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Because I have a new parking policy. I've told you
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: this already, right?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: You just park as far from the... No.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I park as close to a cart corral as possible.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You told me that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Because I now do what without fail?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: You put your thing in the thing. What do you
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: want to pat on the back? No.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: It's about efficiency here, Taco.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I know, but there's not always a spot there. A
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: lot of people like that spot.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: As close to the cart corral as possible. I don't
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: have to be right next to it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I just want to shorten up the distance as much
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: as possible as far as I have to physically walk
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: to return the cart.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: And I get that. You notice how I said a
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: lot of times there's not an open spot right next
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: to it because that's where a lot of people like
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to park for the reason you said, but the main
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: reason is so they don't get door dings. There's only
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: one door to ding now.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Protection of one side of your vehicle.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I just take what's there. It was just that this
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: was a prime spot, Pat. It was basically second to
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: front row.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty solid. That's a prime spot.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I agree. I have not been that upset in quite
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: some time. And it felt good to get it out.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that we didn't say that on the air
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: because I would have seriously slipped up with some wordage.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got really worked up there, man, for you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: So pissed off.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just need to work on my patience.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, that was the dickest.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Move I've ever seen. Just to slide right in there.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: That's the classic undercut, man.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She almost got an undercut for me.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, where's Bob today? He's in jail.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Assault. You'll find out in the next Idiotology.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That's where Bob is. Dude, I'm going to cut this
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: for it outside. Don't do anything.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I was going to wrap this up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I just want to make sure.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Before we exchange our final pleasantries, thank you for doing that. Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think the listeners are able to hear it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Now he pats his rear end to work it out
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: of his pants.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize somebody was walking down the hall when
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I just did that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Who's probably like, what's with that guy?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm out there smacking. Look, I'll simulate it. If you
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: can see my bootay.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I see this move.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Like this.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Minimum of 15 times a day.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: See what I'm doing? I'm knocking the fart out of
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: my shorts.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: This is a move patented by the bathroom king of
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Central Florida himself, Taco Bob. Are we done now?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: You turned your microphone off. Sorry. He's all out of
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: sorts now.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I really am. It's the girl who stole my spot.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, don't let it. I mean, it's.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: No, it's done.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It's lingering like one of your farts.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: No, it felt good to let it go.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Like one of my farts as well.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: All right, everybody. Thanks for checking out our ranting and
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: rambling and wherever this goes, it goes. That's the beauty
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: of this thing. We have no, you know. Kind of
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: agenda when we start these off-the-air podcasts.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: All right. Good luck with your millipedes, bud. Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a bit of a mystery at this point.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I'll let you know if we end up with some
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: horror show situation eventually developing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: It is Halloween coming.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Thinking of a wall breaking open and just billions of
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: millipedes spilling out.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: That's a dream right there.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: It exactly is.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: All right. I'll tell you if I get a land
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: level when I get home.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: See y'all.