Latest / Untraditionally Lala / and the Baby Daddys - Jax Taylor and Beau Clark
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- 0:07Speaker 1: All right, good afternoon, good morning, and good evening. Welcome
- 0:11Speaker 1: to give them Lala with Randall. Now you're wondering why
- 0:15Speaker 1: you don't.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Hear Lala's voice for the first time, it is because
- 0:18Speaker 2: we have a special special podcast today.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I have taken over the entire podcast because all of
- 0:24Speaker 1: you complain that I talk too much.
- 0:25Speaker 2: So this is my platform.
- 0:26Speaker 1: You're gonna sit and listen for forty eight minutes of
- 0:29Speaker 1: me talking about whatever I want by myself.
- 0:31Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
- 0:32Speaker 1: It is a special podcast today because Lala and I
- 0:35Speaker 1: have decided that it is a big moment in our
- 0:38Speaker 1: life having a baby. We thought, what if we did
- 0:42Speaker 1: a special podcast where the new the uh expecting Fathers
- 0:46Speaker 1: come on together and we chitter chatter about having a baby.
- 0:50Speaker 2: So I want to welcome my two guests.
- 0:53Speaker 1: This week on Expecting Father's Week, Jack's Taylor and Bokeler.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Can we can we actually change the name of the
- 1:04Speaker 2: just for today and like give them Randall with Jackson
- 1:07Speaker 2: baw Oh my god, give them Randall. Let's start.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Let's start, all right, I want to welcome YouTube give
- 1:12Speaker 1: them Randall with Jackson Beau. Hello, Hello, I would just
- 1:17Speaker 1: keep it all Yeah, I like, I'm not cutting ship.
- 1:20Speaker 2: No, it's just how creative. Well, I like it. I
- 1:22Speaker 2: like it.
- 1:22Speaker 3: I really like this office. I'm glad. Maybe you should
- 1:25Speaker 3: put a picture of Laala in here somewhere. I know
- 1:28Speaker 3: there's not much room, but if you could get at
- 1:31Speaker 3: least one.
- 1:31Speaker 2: She is always watching your she is always. I mean,
- 1:34Speaker 2: if you guys could see this room, there's also four.
- 1:39Speaker 3: There's there's alternatives, there's about the pillow, and.
- 1:42Speaker 2: There's literally like fifteen photos.
- 1:44Speaker 1: She is here, She's want to tell you here. Also
- 1:46Speaker 1: in the bathroom of our house. Very beautiful face is
- 1:49Speaker 1: everywhere on the wall pit.
- 1:50Speaker 2: So you definitely do don't do number two there never
- 1:53Speaker 2: you can be there. It's fine, but I would just
- 1:55Speaker 2: I would not want to do number two with a
- 1:57Speaker 2: lot of photos of Sasi.
- 1:58Speaker 1: So, guys, first of all, want to thank you guys Tim.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Some people are.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Tim your opinions don't wanted to do. Okay, uh back
- 2:10Speaker 1: to back to my stars, Jacksonville. So we're all having babies. Bo,
- 2:15Speaker 1: you were first.
- 2:16Speaker 2: I'm the first time the trend starter. Yeah, I put
- 2:19Speaker 2: mine in first. I put my I'm the first one
- 2:23Speaker 2: in the group, Jackson the first one in the group
- 2:25Speaker 2: to do that. I was second, I was second, I
- 2:28Speaker 2: was third, But I'm having the only boy. True. True,
- 2:32Speaker 2: We're all scared about that. You should be, you should be.
- 2:37Speaker 1: So you got so Laala and I've talked about many
- 2:40Speaker 1: times about when we found out, the moment we found out,
- 2:44Speaker 1: how it was, you know, bo.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Just take us through your day, like the day you
- 2:49Speaker 2: found out. Did you do it together? Was it plant?
- 2:51Speaker 2: You know, the whole thing when she missed her period?
- 2:53Speaker 2: How did how did it happen? So we just, oh,
- 2:56Speaker 2: my god, this is really bad. It's not bad. But
- 2:59Speaker 2: we did it on Easter, like we wasn't planning planning
- 3:03Speaker 2: for it. Obviously we weren't planning for We just weren't
- 3:05Speaker 2: being careful like we normally were. And then my mom
- 3:08Speaker 2: the next day on on East Or she messaged me
- 3:11Speaker 2: something I think it might have been after Eastern She's like,
- 3:14Speaker 2: I had this dream that this Native American was calling
- 3:17Speaker 2: me mau mau and they lived in Louisiana. So she
- 3:21Speaker 2: did some like research, and I guess native Americans in
- 3:23Speaker 2: that area mau mau was like a certain thing for
- 3:25Speaker 2: like grandmother. And then she went to like being just
- 3:28Speaker 2: like you know, southern mau mau mama. So my mom
- 3:31Speaker 2: had a dream the night of no we conceived, and
- 3:36Speaker 2: we were like no, no, no freaking way. And then
- 3:38Speaker 2: all of a sudden, when we backtracked to the day
- 3:40Speaker 2: that it was that easter, so my mom had a
- 3:43Speaker 2: freaking my mom had a freaking dream. And Native Americas
- 3:47Speaker 2: was saying, mau mau so she's a grandmother, and we're like,
- 3:49Speaker 2: well we weren't you know, careful last night, but you know,
- 3:52Speaker 2: nothing's everything's like never thought it, never thought twice and
- 3:54Speaker 2: then you know three weeks later or now, now, how
- 3:57Speaker 2: do you how do you do? Just go buy the
- 3:59Speaker 2: test that see me? Yes? How does that day come?
- 4:01Speaker 2: Where you go? It's two days before Cinco de Mayo,
- 4:04Speaker 2: and but the month before Stasi was like a week late.
- 4:07Speaker 2: And I was like it's fine. She's like I'm a
- 4:08Speaker 2: lead again. I was like okay, but it's like you
- 4:11Speaker 2: don't need to check. Let's just you know, it's two
- 4:12Speaker 2: days from Cinco Demayo.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, you don't want to put it on
- 4:15Speaker 3: your head because then you'll feel like if that way,
- 4:17Speaker 3: if you do drink it, like oh we didn't know.
- 4:19Speaker 2: But if you know ahead of time, you'll you'll feel guilt, right, yeah,
- 4:22Speaker 2: of course. So I was just like, you know, like
- 4:23Speaker 2: we don't know, so like, why why would you even
- 4:26Speaker 2: go to Yeah, she already had those things, yep. So
- 4:28Speaker 2: to Brittany, she already had them. Yeah, yeah, six of them.
- 4:31Speaker 2: So yeah. She so in the morning, like she's like, okay, fine,
- 4:34Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden she comes up and
- 4:36Speaker 2: like five minutes later, I'm outside reading she comes up
- 4:38Speaker 2: with like this thing in her hand and I was like,
- 4:40Speaker 2: what is that? And she's all read and I was
- 4:42Speaker 2: like what is that? She's like I'm positive. I'm like,
- 4:44Speaker 2: what do you mean You're I just asked you not
- 4:45Speaker 2: to do Like, what do you mean you're wait, you're positive.
- 4:47Speaker 2: I'm like, don't take another one? Go take another one.
- 4:49Speaker 2: So then I sat out there and I was just
- 4:51Speaker 2: like and she comes out. I did three and came
- 4:53Speaker 2: up with all three. She already had the three, yeah,
- 4:55Speaker 2: and she had like the one that wrote like you're pregnant,
- 4:58Speaker 2: Like yeah, like so do we I'm like, oh, I'm
- 5:02Speaker 2: like I'm just shook. I'm just shook. And like I was,
- 5:05Speaker 2: here's tears or no tears, no tears, I'm just shook,
- 5:07Speaker 2: like I'm not not not fear. I shot shocked. Shock.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I was shocked first baby, first baby, big big moment,
- 5:14Speaker 1: and I didn't you know, I feel like I was
- 5:15Speaker 1: just already so much shocked from COVID.
- 5:17Speaker 2: And this is like the beginning of May, and I right,
- 5:20Speaker 2: we found on the right in the beginning of May.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Oh my god. So I was just like, okay, I
- 5:24Speaker 2: just like I had literally no feelings. It was just
- 5:26Speaker 2: like I was invited, but I just I was like,
- 5:29Speaker 2: no in a good way.
- 5:30Speaker 1: No, of course, but by the way, so let's go
- 5:33Speaker 1: back those shocks tell us your thing.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Okay.
- 5:35Speaker 3: So we started after Obviously I wanted to do this
- 5:39Speaker 3: baby right after we got married. But then again, I
- 5:41Speaker 3: wanted this whole year to be like, Okay, let's travel
- 5:44Speaker 3: a little bit. It's gonna be the last year before
- 5:45Speaker 3: we have kids. Let's get all the traveling out of
- 5:46Speaker 3: our system. Let's have some fun. Then COVID hit, and
- 5:49Speaker 3: then we were talking about the I'm like, do you
- 5:51Speaker 3: really want we tried during this we don't know how
- 5:53Speaker 3: long it's gonna last. Is it's gonna be a really
- 5:55Speaker 3: bad I didn't know. I didn't know if I was
- 5:56Speaker 3: gonna I were gonna be able to get to the
- 5:57Speaker 3: hospital when you're born. The hospitals we didn't know. So
- 6:00Speaker 3: then a month goes by, right, and I'm like, that's
- 6:02Speaker 3: not that bad. So the first month we had the app.
- 6:05Speaker 3: I don't know the name of the app. It's an
- 6:07Speaker 3: app that tells you when to have sex basically. So
- 6:10Speaker 3: the first month goes by the app. I was off
- 6:12Speaker 3: by a day. I was in the pink day. Let
- 6:14Speaker 3: me tell you about fellas. By the way, how extremely
- 6:16Speaker 3: romantic this was. Okay, So if you don't know.
- 6:20Speaker 2: I do your chores, Jack, Yeah, well no, it's like
- 6:23Speaker 2: mama needs it.
- 6:24Speaker 3: So like, I don't know how all my junk friends
- 6:26Speaker 3: did it over the years, but it's extremely hard to
- 6:28Speaker 3: get a woman pregnant. There's one red day and then
- 6:32Speaker 3: there's two pink days, one day one before. So when
- 6:34Speaker 3: we tried the first month, she called me and I
- 6:36Speaker 3: was like cutting the grass. Of course, right, it's like
- 6:39Speaker 3: two o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Okay, I'm
- 6:42Speaker 3: not in this sexy mode. I'm sweaty whatever. She's on
- 6:45Speaker 3: the balcony, babe, it's time. She goes, well, we're off
- 6:49Speaker 3: by a day, but it's time. I'm like, okay, Well,
- 6:52Speaker 3: she's like, I'm doing this. She's like, you don't have
- 6:54Speaker 3: to be romantic, just get in and get out.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing my choice. So I get up there,
- 7:01Speaker 3: I get up there. It's Tuesdays or sex. This is
- 7:06Speaker 3: or well it's grass cutting, grass cutting, grass cutting almost
- 7:09Speaker 3: let's see that you like grass cut I know that's why.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Oh my god, mind you difficulty. Mind you.
- 7:15Speaker 3: It's two o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Okay,
- 7:17Speaker 3: I'm not you're not. I'm not trying to get man,
- 7:20Speaker 3: I'm fucking horny as fuck.
- 7:21Speaker 2: I'm cutting the grass. You know what I'm saying. I'm not.
- 7:24Speaker 2: So she's but it's a get in. We're daylight.
- 7:26Speaker 3: We'll try it anyway. It didn't work. Next month goes by.
- 7:29Speaker 3: We're in Kentucky. Now we're on the day it's binging
- 7:31Speaker 3: my thing. We're packing up the airbnb. We were in Kentucky.
- 7:34Speaker 3: We're packing up, ready to go, and Brittany goes, well,
- 7:36Speaker 3: we got to get this in. It's it's now, it's
- 7:38Speaker 3: we're not going to have time. I'm like, okay, we do.
- 7:40Speaker 3: So the lady, the maids are the maids are on
- 7:43Speaker 3: their way to clean up the airbnb. We got like
- 7:45Speaker 3: two hours before. We have to get out of the
- 7:46Speaker 3: house before the maids come, so we knock it out.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Sure it hit.
- 7:51Speaker 3: And so we were in Kentucky when I now, let
- 7:54Speaker 3: me ask you, wait, how I found out?
- 7:56Speaker 2: How you found out? That's what about four in the morning.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Now, Brittany goes to the back from about every five minutes, right,
- 8:02Speaker 3: so I'm used to it. She gets up and she
- 8:03Speaker 3: has a bathroom anyway, So this morning she got up,
- 8:05Speaker 3: like five am. She comes out or sitting sitting in
- 8:08Speaker 3: the bedroom. She comes out of the bathroom. Oh my god,
- 8:10Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, Holy the stick. I'm pregnant.
- 8:13Speaker 3: First of all, it's four in the morning. I'm sleeping
- 8:14Speaker 3: on my stomach. I'm like, what I thought someone was
- 8:16Speaker 3: breaking in the house.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I thought the dogs were in trouble. I don't know.
- 8:19Speaker 2: But it's four am. I'm like, what what what? What?
- 8:22Speaker 2: She goes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I'm like meanwhile, I'm half groggy. I'm like, oh my god, Like,
- 8:29Speaker 3: oh she got I go already? Sure, she goes, well,
- 8:30Speaker 3: I got five more tests. I'm gonna take them off
- 8:32Speaker 3: in her mind made her decide to She had you
- 8:34Speaker 3: in the bathroom. She wasn't feeling good, she wasn't she
- 8:37Speaker 3: just it's five am.
- 8:39Speaker 2: She gets up and she probably just she has it
- 8:41Speaker 2: next to her her bathroom.
- 8:42Speaker 3: She's got her she's got her menstruation sticks, she's got
- 8:45Speaker 3: pregnancy sticks, she's got all kinds of sticks.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Okay, so she takes the pregnancy test. I go, baby,
- 8:51Speaker 2: I mind you. I'm groggy. Ah, yay, I'm great.
- 8:53Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, maybe go take another one, just to
- 8:56Speaker 3: make sure. So she goes takes another one. Then she
- 8:58Speaker 3: takes another. I mean, like you said this one pretty
- 9:00Speaker 3: much said Jack's Taylor, you are pregnant, basically said, and
- 9:05Speaker 3: stop taking these tests. You're fucking pregnant. So she's got
- 9:08Speaker 3: four and she's holding off my hand. Of course I
- 9:11Speaker 3: gave her up a big hog.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Yes this happened. I was just I was in shock.
- 9:15Speaker 3: You both were shocked, because, first of all, you know,
- 9:18Speaker 3: I've partied a lot in my life. I take a
- 9:20Speaker 3: lot of supplements. I smoked a lot of weed. I
- 9:23Speaker 3: didn't think it was going to take the first couple
- 9:25Speaker 3: of times. I just didn't I would. Yeah, I thought
- 9:29Speaker 3: I thought like I was gonna have to go through
- 9:30Speaker 3: a detox, like maybe clean it all out.
- 9:32Speaker 2: You know, people were telling me, Jacks.
- 9:34Speaker 3: You smoke too much weed. Chill on the weed because
- 9:36Speaker 3: it's not. In fact, Rob was telling me. My neighbors
- 9:38Speaker 3: were telling me relax. I go, oh god, you're right,
- 9:41Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to stop smoking. And I started smoking
- 9:43Speaker 3: with my father died. I smoking my whole life. But
- 9:46Speaker 3: you know, I thought maybe I was like okay, but no,
- 9:48Speaker 3: it took. It took, and we're good. And five months
- 9:51Speaker 3: in that's amazing.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. So here's a question. Here's a question.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Will you in the delivery room, both of you, will
- 10:00Speaker 2: you look or not? Get out of town? Get out
- 10:03Speaker 2: of town. I had a massive I know, in high school,
- 10:08Speaker 2: I had to go to summer school, so I was
- 10:09Speaker 2: going to take an easy like a in health class.
- 10:12Speaker 2: And back in I think this was probably ninety six,
- 10:14Speaker 2: so I had to watch a health video of a pregnancy.
- 10:16Speaker 2: And the videos of ninety six were basically from like
- 10:18Speaker 2: eighty seven, so they had a full frontal camera of that.
- 10:22Speaker 2: And the next thing, you know, I started watching that
- 10:23Speaker 2: and then I woke with the infirmary I passed out
- 10:26Speaker 2: and hit my head on the the like the desk
- 10:28Speaker 2: next to me and got a concussion on that. And
- 10:31Speaker 2: then from that experience, every time there's a like a
- 10:33Speaker 2: birth on television, I get chills that my mom says,
- 10:37Speaker 2: like you were type like with some of like clients
- 10:38Speaker 2: like that. That affects guys, So do not look. I'm
- 10:41Speaker 2: not going down. But then I have like my Italian
- 10:43Speaker 2: birth father who's like YZ, You'll know I was here
- 10:47Speaker 2: with you in between yo legs waiting to pull you
- 10:51Speaker 2: out let me situation that's not happening. I mean not
- 10:56Speaker 2: by the way. I just want to tell you I'm
- 10:57Speaker 2: I'm with bo all the way. What about you, John?
- 10:59Speaker 2: I I had this. It's funny. I had this conversation
- 11:01Speaker 2: last night. Literally last night.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Bridie was like, you're gonna have to film this because
- 11:05Speaker 3: we're not allowed to have a lot of people in
- 11:07Speaker 3: the room right now. So I got to take on
- 11:09Speaker 3: like three No first, my time out. I'm not filming
- 11:12Speaker 3: the vagina.
- 11:13Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm gonna pan up from the knees.
- 11:16Speaker 3: As like you know, as the baby comes like this,
- 11:19Speaker 3: I've got a pan you know, side Like.
- 11:22Speaker 2: I feel like ask like DPS from vander Pump to
- 11:25Speaker 2: give me can't can you give me some some tutorials
- 11:29Speaker 2: of how to do this pand up?
- 11:30Speaker 3: But Brittany's like, she's like, you are one hundred percent
- 11:33Speaker 3: filming from the knees up of the whole situation. So
- 11:36Speaker 3: she's like, we have to we don't have we're not
- 11:38Speaker 3: allowed to have anybody in the room. You're gonna need
- 11:40Speaker 3: to do it all. You might even need just get.
- 11:42Speaker 2: A really long and just hope that I have a
- 11:45Speaker 2: good angles. Amazing, Jack? Do I got it? I got
- 11:51Speaker 2: it right? Am I good?
- 11:54Speaker 1: What are you the most? This is something that I
- 11:57Speaker 1: ask a lot of my friends when they're having their
- 11:59Speaker 1: first baby. What are you most nervous about? Being a father?
- 12:02Speaker 1: What's the thing if you were to just guess today
- 12:05Speaker 1: without the baby in your hand, what are you most
- 12:07Speaker 1: nervous about?
- 12:08Speaker 2: Like, there's so many I actually did, Like I recorded
- 12:10Speaker 2: myself talking about my fears. I just haven't posted it, wow,
- 12:14Speaker 2: because I like it's just like a domino effect of
- 12:17Speaker 2: like when the stories, you hear things, so it's like,
- 12:19Speaker 2: is she gonna you know, like if you lay them
- 12:21Speaker 2: down for too long, they can get like a flathead
- 12:23Speaker 2: or something, and then what happens if if I put
- 12:25Speaker 2: her on the couch and then refunds like running on
- 12:27Speaker 2: the couch, or then what happens in the future with
- 12:30Speaker 2: like boyfriends, and then what happens that she's driving, and
- 12:32Speaker 2: then we'll go right, and then there's so many other things.
- 12:35Speaker 1: That like it's like, it's like father, It's like, it's
- 12:39Speaker 1: amazing how protective you're becoming already, because you're really close.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Now you're how many months away? I think we're almost
- 12:45Speaker 2: I mean we're over thirty weeks, so we have like
- 12:47Speaker 2: maybe almost two and a half months.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like you're really already kind of in
- 12:52Speaker 1: the zone now, like you're already Yeah, that's neat and.
- 12:54Speaker 2: What do you what are you most? A lot? How
- 12:58Speaker 2: about a lot more than bow?
- 13:00Speaker 3: But right now it's the dogs have my mind. My
- 13:03Speaker 3: dogs are so protective of Brittany and and my they
- 13:05Speaker 3: get really territorial. So the dog situation for me, you know,
- 13:10Speaker 3: they told us to put bring baby blankets and stuff
- 13:13Speaker 3: in the hospital to the.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Dogs, so they get used to it. Oh that dogs
- 13:15Speaker 2: are extremely protective.
- 13:16Speaker 3: But yeah too, I mean right now the dogs are
- 13:20Speaker 3: sleeping on Britney's belly.
- 13:21Speaker 2: They know the baby's there, like they know. I have
- 13:23Speaker 2: a feeling that they know. They're all sleeping, extremely protective
- 13:26Speaker 2: of her.
- 13:27Speaker 3: I just hope they don't get too protective where they
- 13:28Speaker 3: snap at the baby, you know, like that's what's my
- 13:30Speaker 3: biggest spit.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Because that's you know, you have a little you know, infinite. Yeah,
- 13:33Speaker 2: you're worried about the dog. The dogs bigger than the baby.
- 13:36Speaker 2: But like, but but every but everything refunds. So she
- 13:39Speaker 2: definitely like she doesn't leave Saucy's side. It's weird, really,
- 13:42Speaker 2: and Luda is like, you know, her brain is small,
- 13:44Speaker 2: so she does. She's just like, treat, treat. I have
- 13:45Speaker 2: no idea, you know what. I it's funny.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I never thought about dogs in a slight until I
- 13:50Speaker 1: was with Laala, who's so upsetsed. My mother's also upsets.
- 13:53Speaker 1: But it's funny. Laala's dog and my dog are dogs. Now, Okay,
- 13:57Speaker 1: our dogs are mixed dog family. Girls are home, the
- 14:01Speaker 1: dogs sleep with the kids and don't know our name.
- 14:03Speaker 1: When the girls are not at the house, they sleep
- 14:06Speaker 1: in our bed. So it's something about children and dogs
- 14:09Speaker 1: that's very connected.
- 14:10Speaker 2: That's a really interesting point I think about that. Yeah,
- 14:13Speaker 2: our dogs sleep on our bed too, always every night.
- 14:14Speaker 3: So that's another thing that you know, we're going to
- 14:16Speaker 3: have the baby for a while, the baby's going to
- 14:18Speaker 3: be next to our bed.
- 14:18Speaker 2: And that new thing, yeah I got. I got the
- 14:21Speaker 2: same fifteen hundred dollars piece of plastic moves. It is crazy.
- 14:25Speaker 2: You know what my dad did.
- 14:26Speaker 3: My dad threw me an egg carton box, all right,
- 14:29Speaker 3: egg carton like you know, you Nmber. Back in the day,
- 14:31Speaker 3: my dad worked at a grocery store. He had, you know,
- 14:33Speaker 3: boxes of eggs came in these big boxes. So we
- 14:35Speaker 3: used to go camping a lot, and they used to
- 14:36Speaker 3: put me in the egg box. Yeah, this is the
- 14:40Speaker 3: eighty eight.
- 14:41Speaker 2: I was never in the egg box. I was an
- 14:43Speaker 2: egg box. They probably put me in a pizza box.
- 14:45Speaker 2: I was in an egg box, you know.
- 14:47Speaker 3: And you know, and we grew up like hey, here
- 14:49Speaker 3: here's a toy. Here's a box, go kick and play
- 14:51Speaker 3: with it for twenty minutes. Like it's just the rules
- 14:53Speaker 3: of change.
- 14:53Speaker 2: Now. You know, at least you had a sister. I
- 14:55Speaker 2: was the only child, So it's like that eggbox would
- 14:57Speaker 2: have probably been like a freaking adventure wonderland. You had
- 15:00Speaker 2: somebody to hang out with four years later, we're four
- 15:02Speaker 2: years apart. But yes, okay, but still yeah, it's a
- 15:04Speaker 2: big difference. Yeah, none, you know, yeah, no.
- 15:06Speaker 3: I agree, it's I mean there's a lot, there's a
- 15:08Speaker 3: lot going on through my head. I mean everyone's saying
- 15:10Speaker 3: it's okay. You know, you don't remember babies are They're
- 15:13Speaker 3: meant to get knocked around a little bit. Like you know,
- 15:15Speaker 3: you see that commercial where the mom's so protective and
- 15:17Speaker 3: by the second one our kids running around like in
- 15:19Speaker 3: a machine shop, oil all over.
- 15:22Speaker 2: It's kind of like that situation.
- 15:23Speaker 3: But I think after maybe six or seven months off,
- 15:25Speaker 3: But the first couple month, somebody like, is it sleeping
- 15:27Speaker 3: too long?
- 15:27Speaker 2: Is it sleeping? Is it's not sleeping enough? Is it breathing?
- 15:29Speaker 2: Is it breathing? Is it supposed to breathe that much?
- 15:31Speaker 2: Is it supposed to laugh? Is it supposed to laugh
- 15:33Speaker 2: that much? Is?
- 15:34Speaker 1: Like, you know, I I know both of you pretty well,
- 15:36Speaker 1: and I would say that you guys are going to
- 15:38Speaker 1: be obviously phenomenal fathers. But I think you guys are
- 15:41Speaker 1: so you know, I just think you guys are going
- 15:44Speaker 1: to be such epic dads and so you're gonna you're
- 15:47Speaker 1: gonna figure it out pretty quick, like I think. I
- 15:49Speaker 1: think it's gonna happen pretty quick for you guys. And
- 15:52Speaker 1: I think that what I'm most excited about. I just
- 15:54Speaker 1: want to say this because Lola brings up a lot.
- 15:56Speaker 1: I didn't really think it through, probably until this moment.
- 15:59Speaker 1: The fact that our kids are gonna grow up.
- 16:03Speaker 2: To get together. That's great, that's great.
- 16:05Speaker 3: It's huge, especially since most of us are transplants from
- 16:08Speaker 3: here in our family family. Our bloodline is not here.
- 16:12Speaker 3: So we do need each other. And it's gonna help,
- 16:15Speaker 3: especially when the kids go, you know, go to classes.
- 16:18Speaker 3: It does, and all we all can help each other.
- 16:20Speaker 3: You know, we have birthdays and Halloweens and Christmases.
- 16:23Speaker 2: I cannot wait for that stuff.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be so fun, have these big
- 16:26Speaker 1: group Sunday outings at your Disney World.
- 16:29Speaker 2: On the PJ.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Yes, dropping that Randalls thinking about it, Randall's Randall's new backyard.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Trying not to hit the baby with the PICKLEBALLNA Like,
- 16:42Speaker 2: it's too close to the baby. But hold on, let's
- 16:47Speaker 2: go back to you. What are you? What are you fraid?
- 16:48Speaker 2: Because you haven't had a kid in a really long time,
- 16:50Speaker 2: so it's starting it's starting over. Yeah.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you it's all new for me, and
- 16:57Speaker 1: I I tell that to Lala every day. It's like,
- 16:59Speaker 1: I mean, this is you know, like I'm excited just
- 17:03Speaker 1: because I don't know it's I'm older, you know, I'm
- 17:07Speaker 1: more mature now, I think. I mean, that's kind of
- 17:10Speaker 1: laughable a little bit, but I honestly think that I
- 17:13Speaker 1: just I'm excited for Is it weird that I'm more
- 17:15Speaker 1: excited for Lalla and I am myself even though I'm
- 17:18Speaker 1: equally excited, you know what I'm saying, Like I'm so.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Right, Like I'm so.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Excited, but my wife has been, she's been you know,
- 17:26Speaker 3: this is their first, their first kidd but the mother.
- 17:30Speaker 2: It's something about that.
- 17:31Speaker 1: There's just something magical about watching Lalla start to glow,
- 17:36Speaker 1: Like every day she gets like, Okay, let let me give.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Lalla props for one second.
- 17:42Speaker 1: First of all, she's a stepmother to my two girls
- 17:44Speaker 1: and she crushes it and she's phenomenal. And to now
- 17:49Speaker 1: have her own baby that she's giving birth to, I
- 17:54Speaker 1: am like the biggest cheerleader in the house. I'm like,
- 17:57Speaker 1: and the girls are so excited, they're like they can't
- 17:59Speaker 1: wait till the baby because so I just feel like
- 18:01Speaker 1: it's Lala's moment, you know, even though I am so
- 18:04Speaker 1: excited to welcome our new daughter, watching Laala be so maternal,
- 18:09Speaker 1: you know, so in the right word boats, but you know,
- 18:14Speaker 1: just just watching her, like like just touching her belly
- 18:18Speaker 1: every day and laying in bed and I'm talking to
- 18:21Speaker 1: our daughter and I'm talking to her stomach, and she's
- 18:24Speaker 1: just so protective Lala's I've never seen her like this.
- 18:28Speaker 1: You know, she's protective of me, she's protective of my girls,
- 18:31Speaker 1: or consider our girls, but you know, she's protective of
- 18:34Speaker 1: her dogs. But the protection that she puts onto a safe,
- 18:39Speaker 1: healthy environment.
- 18:40Speaker 3: But I undergrad what you say, Like I see what
- 18:41Speaker 3: you're saying. Just watch like they just they I don't know,
- 18:44Speaker 3: they don't know where it comes from, but they just
- 18:47Speaker 3: you see them, and you watch them, it's almost like
- 18:49Speaker 3: a different person. It's like they were born. It's like
- 18:51Speaker 3: their instincts kicking. And she's, like I said, constant rubber belly,
- 18:54Speaker 3: constantly aware. She's very aware, and just the way she
- 18:58Speaker 3: touches herself, the way she glows smiles, and it's like
- 19:01Speaker 3: and I think You're right, it's a little bit more
- 19:03Speaker 3: to them because they're carrying this child, right, They're there
- 19:05Speaker 3: from the beginning.
- 19:06Speaker 2: And it gets heavy, Yeah, gets heavy like Becaustas is
- 19:10Speaker 2: like you know, like months like no months before at
- 19:15Speaker 2: least that. And so her belly is big right right,
- 19:18Speaker 2: and like you know, just her like sometimes when she
- 19:20Speaker 2: it's like when she has like this like one like
- 19:21Speaker 2: a short shirt on and just like lifts up the belly.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I'm just like, God, that's so hot. But she's like
- 19:26Speaker 2: holding it. She's just like holding it. It's like always
- 19:28Speaker 2: like hugging it, always holding it, loving it. I feel
- 19:30Speaker 2: like that energy that she's putting through her hands and
- 19:32Speaker 2: her love is just like you know, just shooting into
- 19:34Speaker 2: the baby, you know. So I feel like that's what
- 19:36Speaker 2: mothers do. Yeah, you know, so that's why that protection.
- 19:38Speaker 2: It's like, it's just it's beautiful to watch. Here's my
- 19:41Speaker 2: question to you bo.
- 19:42Speaker 1: We need advice because Jackson and I are just coming
- 19:44Speaker 1: out of the first try Master, which Jackson I share
- 19:46Speaker 1: notes all the time, which is emotional rollercoaster right hormone
- 19:50Speaker 1: fourth of July, right, and we and we are very
- 19:53Speaker 1: loving and very understanding and all and and every we
- 19:56Speaker 1: just share notes and we strap in. We have rough days,
- 19:59Speaker 1: we have eight days. We love our women and we
- 20:02Speaker 1: and we stay about them. What should we expect when
- 20:05Speaker 1: they get really uncomfortable and the baby is as you know,
- 20:09Speaker 1: where where Sassy is now?
- 20:10Speaker 2: Okay, so where she's waddling? Yeah? Basically, well you just yet.
- 20:16Speaker 2: You know, first of all, Stas is totally different. I
- 20:19Speaker 2: don't know much about Laala. I know the Brits just
- 20:21Speaker 2: always you know, from her posts. He's like always like
- 20:23Speaker 2: like just the normal stuff that you read in books,
- 20:25Speaker 2: like she's sick, like like what's going on with you? Jacks?
- 20:28Speaker 2: Is like every book that I read is basically what's
- 20:31Speaker 2: happening to you? Like seven day nothing. All the books
- 20:34Speaker 2: that I spent money on to like learn about pregnancy
- 20:37Speaker 2: had nothing to do with me. Stasi barely ever got sick.
- 20:41Speaker 2: She wasn't like, you know, there wasn't no Dark Passenger
- 20:44Speaker 2: Season one, Stassy as a pregnant, nice woman, you know,
- 20:47Speaker 2: there was no craziness. So it's like the only thing
- 20:49Speaker 2: I say now that she's getting bigger is just like
- 20:51Speaker 2: she's tired more. We have a lot of stairs in
- 20:54Speaker 2: our place, so it's like walking up. So it's like
- 20:57Speaker 2: just doing things for her, whether it's like she can't
- 20:59Speaker 2: been down a lot, you know, or it is, but
- 21:01Speaker 2: it's just such an effort. So, you know, I'm cooking
- 21:03Speaker 2: for her, I'm helping her just like everything like physically, right, So,
- 21:07Speaker 2: but I don't she.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Doesn't have the movement that she had before. Is it
- 21:11Speaker 1: tough for her to sleep at night? Because I know
- 21:13Speaker 1: she she sleeps.
- 21:14Speaker 2: There's also like like there's like doctor recommended like sleep
- 21:18Speaker 2: things to help you that's helpful, you know, So she
- 21:22Speaker 2: takes Lala takes that. Yeah, so they all share.
- 21:25Speaker 3: They all have a like everything that they all do
- 21:27Speaker 3: the same ship, right, Hey, you want to pill.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Just take it on the table. But I you know,
- 21:34Speaker 2: I just feel like, yeah, it's a total different it's
- 21:37Speaker 2: a totally different thing. So I don't really know what
- 21:38Speaker 2: to say because everyone's different. Like I don't know how
- 21:40Speaker 2: Lala is actually Lala.
- 21:42Speaker 1: Lala was didn't feel great obviously the first three months,
- 21:46Speaker 1: but not as bad as I thought she was going
- 21:48Speaker 1: to be.
- 21:49Speaker 2: And now she's pretty good now during the day.
- 21:52Speaker 1: At night she starts to feel a little nauseous, but
- 21:55Speaker 1: nothing that.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Start exercising with Jenna she's she's, she's she Well, she
- 22:02Speaker 4: was so frustrated because for the first three months, you know,
- 22:04Speaker 4: she'll always talk about, you know, part of her sobriety
- 22:07Speaker 4: working out is something that really so not be able
- 22:09Speaker 4: to work out the first three months was really tough first.
- 22:11Speaker 2: So I think she's but they say, if you're used
- 22:13Speaker 2: to working out, keep doing it. Yeah. Yeah, Well we
- 22:15Speaker 2: got a Nordic track and so Stas has been walking,
- 22:18Speaker 2: I've been running, So that's wow. But I feel like
- 22:20Speaker 2: the thing that COVID, like everything's in a way just
- 22:23Speaker 2: sucks because of COVID. So normal things that I feel
- 22:26Speaker 2: like that we would be doing as a couple, as
- 22:28Speaker 2: she would be doing as like a pregnant woman, that
- 22:30Speaker 2: she would be out more, you know, trying to like
- 22:32Speaker 2: get more sun and enjoying things with their friends, you
- 22:36Speaker 2: just can't especially just like yeah, so it's it's it's
- 22:39Speaker 2: like it's it really sucks, like the confinement that we
- 22:42Speaker 2: that we author buyselves in. I agree.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I give a lot a lot of props because she
- 22:46Speaker 1: is she she was on doctor instructed you know, uh,
- 22:50Speaker 1: somewhat bed rest where she couldn't do any activity. But
- 22:53Speaker 1: now she's clear of that and she's out there working
- 22:55Speaker 1: out and it makes her, it makes her happy, you know,
- 22:59Speaker 1: like physically.
- 23:00Speaker 2: So I think, uh, I feel bad, you know, like
- 23:03Speaker 2: because Britney's having you know, and.
- 23:05Speaker 3: She she's the opposite of you girls. I mean she
- 23:07Speaker 3: literally since she's been pregnant, maybe not been sick. It's
- 23:10Speaker 3: easier to say not been sick, maybe five or six days. Wow,
- 23:13Speaker 3: she's literally I woke up this morning on the way here,
- 23:15Speaker 3: she was thrown up. And she knows it's coming, like
- 23:16Speaker 3: she knows every morning. I set up a bathroom. She's
- 23:19Speaker 3: got her a case of water in the bathroom, casey gatory.
- 23:21Speaker 3: I put towels down by the toilet. I'm not allowed
- 23:24Speaker 3: to use that toilet anymore.
- 23:25Speaker 2: And there's like it's.
- 23:27Speaker 3: It's it's it's a sanctuary in there now because she's
- 23:29Speaker 3: in there so much and she knows it's coming. And
- 23:31Speaker 3: I'm just like I I told her the other day,
- 23:33Speaker 3: I'm like, are we gonna be able to have a
- 23:34Speaker 3: second one? She's like, you, damn right, we're having another one.
- 23:37Speaker 3: I'm like, I just watch her going through hell, like
- 23:39Speaker 3: absolute hell, and she's like she can't keep anything down.
- 23:42Speaker 3: She's constantly throwing up the doctor said, this is totally normal.
- 23:45Speaker 3: The baby's fine.
- 23:46Speaker 2: The books I read said it's totally toilet normal. Like
- 23:48Speaker 2: everybody's supposed to beel here.
- 23:50Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the b the who's the what's
- 23:53Speaker 3: the lady in England, Queen Kate whatever, she went through
- 23:57Speaker 3: the same thing, apparently. Yeah, she's been reading throwing up
- 24:00Speaker 3: every single day till the day she was day she
- 24:03Speaker 3: gave birth. So again, like you said, every woman is different,
- 24:06Speaker 3: you know, I.
- 24:06Speaker 2: Know Sacy has a lot of fear that the fact
- 24:08Speaker 2: that everything's been so good, like the birth is going
- 24:11Speaker 2: to be the worst, this is where you're gonna have
- 24:12Speaker 2: She's gonna be like, I mean, she's lucky.
- 24:17Speaker 3: She's lucky, I said. But Brittany's a trooper man. She
- 24:20Speaker 3: does not let it get her down where most people
- 24:22Speaker 3: would be like crying and this and that. She gets
- 24:24Speaker 3: through her pains. She's still like, you know, for the reveal,
- 24:27Speaker 3: she was sick on that reveal, but she manned up.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Like there's times where she like yesterday, for instance, she
- 24:31Speaker 3: got pretty to go out for an event and she's like,
- 24:33Speaker 3: I put makeup on for the second time in four months.
- 24:36Speaker 2: She just feels pretty.
- 24:37Speaker 3: She wants to take some pictures, like tonight, I want
- 24:38Speaker 3: to take her out. She's like, I just want to
- 24:40Speaker 3: feel pretty, you know.
- 24:41Speaker 2: And I feel like a lot of the girls go
- 24:42Speaker 2: through this.
- 24:43Speaker 3: I don't know, but I feel like a lot of
- 24:44Speaker 3: the girls when they're going through this pregnancy they have
- 24:46Speaker 3: obviously their bodies are changing.
- 24:47Speaker 2: They don't feel pretty, they don't feel loved.
- 24:49Speaker 3: So it's important for us to make sure that they
- 24:51Speaker 3: are loved, you know, whatever they need. Like I've been
- 24:54Speaker 3: literally I went to it with Randall de Vegas for
- 24:56Speaker 3: what twenty four hours maybe a little bit more than that,
- 24:59Speaker 3: and I came home. She's, oh my god, She's like,
- 25:01Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so glad you're I was go
- 25:02Speaker 3: ahead to go downstairs getting water and this because I'm
- 25:04Speaker 3: literally doing exactly what you're doing. I go get her
- 25:06Speaker 3: because I feel so we don't have to go through anything.
- 25:08Speaker 3: We didn't get this to her, Jack, exactly, you need this.
- 25:11Speaker 3: I feel bad, So I like, literally, I'm like, what
- 25:13Speaker 3: do you need now?
- 25:14Speaker 2: What do you need? You want talent all? Do you
- 25:15Speaker 2: need this? Do you want? Do you want pineapples? Pickles?
- 25:18Speaker 2: What do you want?
- 25:18Speaker 1: She's he's weird, cramped by the way and Jack's defence.
- 25:21Speaker 1: I also becomes support me on my pickleball term in Vegas,
- 25:23Speaker 1: he came. It was supposed to be two nights. After
- 25:26Speaker 1: the first line, he goes, you know what, I feel
- 25:28Speaker 1: so bad. I want to go home and I have
- 25:29Speaker 1: to be with my wife. I mean it was like, yeah,
- 25:31Speaker 1: and you went home. You went home early. I mean
- 25:32Speaker 1: you got up six in the morning.
- 25:34Speaker 2: I just felt bad, you know.
- 25:35Speaker 3: And the more Brittie goes, no, go enjoy yourself, that
- 25:38Speaker 3: makes me even feel worse. And she was just like
- 25:40Speaker 3: if we were arguing and she's like, fine, do whatever
- 25:42Speaker 3: you want, I be like okay. But when she's nice
- 25:43Speaker 3: and says, babe, I want you to enjoy yourself, then
- 25:45Speaker 3: I'm like, shit, right, I do have to say that
- 25:48Speaker 3: one thing that Stuss does. You're saying, like Britty put
- 25:50Speaker 3: on makeup twice. Stuss puts on.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Stuss gets together, takes a shower every day, puts on
- 25:54Speaker 2: makeup because there's nothing to do anything right. So it's like,
- 25:58Speaker 2: but for her, like putting on makeup and just and
- 26:00Speaker 2: makes her feel pretty, and she does, you know, she
- 26:02Speaker 2: looks pretty. I always love no makeup, Like what she
- 26:04Speaker 2: wakes up in the morning, librarian, she had glasses on,
- 26:09Speaker 2: and like that turns me on. But for her, it's
- 26:12Speaker 2: like the routine is putting on makeup because we're locked
- 26:14Speaker 2: in and she needs to feel pretty. And I feel
- 26:16Speaker 2: like women should start doing that. If if you, if you,
- 26:18Speaker 2: if you're in the same boat that you're not feeling pretty,
- 26:20Speaker 2: do you like your normal routine that you would do
- 26:22Speaker 2: if you're going to go out?
- 26:23Speaker 1: One hundred percent agree, that's what makes it right, that's
- 26:26Speaker 1: what And I agree because I always tell Lala when
- 26:27Speaker 1: she waits somewhere, I'm like, babe, you look beautiful. Let's
- 26:29Speaker 1: get in the cargo to the office. She's like, I
- 26:31Speaker 1: haven't putting makeup. I'm like, you are stunning as is.
- 26:35Speaker 1: But like you said, some woman putting on makeup feels
- 26:39Speaker 1: whatever makes feel. I don't argue with it, but I
- 26:42Speaker 1: always let her know.
- 26:43Speaker 2: Like you, you look perfect. Also, I've learned too from going
- 26:46Speaker 2: to the grove when we will sit out of the
- 26:47Speaker 2: grove like some other women be like, oh my god,
- 26:50Speaker 2: you are so beautiful as a pregnant woman, I've realized
- 26:53Speaker 2: that me giving like affirmations to Stacy really doesn't matter.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Does when other random women come up to her and
- 27:00Speaker 2: they're just like, oh my god, you are you are
- 27:02Speaker 2: a gorgeous pregnant woman. She just lights up. So if
- 27:06Speaker 2: you're like this, just go up to go up to
- 27:08Speaker 2: pregnant ones and tell them how beautiful they look, because
- 27:11Speaker 2: it is literally the best thing that another woman can
- 27:14Speaker 2: give to a pregnant one. I agree.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Every time somebody says that to Bernie, I'm always like,
- 27:17Speaker 3: thank you, thank you, because not like you said, of
- 27:20Speaker 3: course we're going to tell our wives that they're beautiful
- 27:22Speaker 3: and gorgeous, say that's expected.
- 27:23Speaker 2: But when other people do it, oh, no, women, because yeah,
- 27:26Speaker 2: I walked off like that's what I mean. That's what
- 27:28Speaker 2: I mean. I mean other women do it. I like
- 27:30Speaker 2: a gay man can do it.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Women and gay men can do that. I've never seen
- 27:33Speaker 3: a regular random guy you ever do that. You're right,
- 27:35Speaker 3: just just women.
- 27:36Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
- 27:37Speaker 1: That's funny that you say, because Laala, when I post
- 27:40Speaker 1: a picture of us where she's completely natural, she flips out.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Sometimes she's like, babe, and I'm like, please let me
- 27:47Speaker 1: post the picture. You look stunning. I post the picture.
- 27:51Speaker 1: It's the most commons I ever get with like, oh
- 27:54Speaker 1: my god, Laala looks stunning, Laala looks epic. It's like
- 27:57Speaker 1: my biggest most like pictures are or when I Hostess
- 28:00Speaker 1: just as Is and I'm like, Lali, you don't realize
- 28:03Speaker 1: how beautiful, like in your mind, like when you wake
- 28:06Speaker 1: up in the morning, you don't think you look beautiful.
- 28:08Speaker 1: You are stunning. And it's the same for you and
- 28:11Speaker 1: Stossey and same for Brittany. And I think, you know,
- 28:14Speaker 1: we have to give them affirmation, like you said, but
- 28:16Speaker 1: at the same time, you.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Know it's tough to fight that battle.
- 28:19Speaker 1: But when other people, when Lala sees the comments, she's like,
- 28:22Speaker 1: oh my god, they love this picture.
- 28:24Speaker 2: I'm like, babe, really builds people up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 28:26Speaker 2: I think pregnant are beautiful. I don't know if it's
- 28:28Speaker 2: those prenatal vitamins or whatever. She's glowing, her hair's gray,
- 28:32Speaker 2: or she looks beautiful. I agree.
- 28:34Speaker 1: We're gon, We're gonna take a quick break, come right back.
- 28:40Speaker 1: So we are back with give them randall with bowen.
- 28:44Speaker 2: Jack's all right.
- 28:47Speaker 1: So producer Tim came up with a game today for
- 28:49Speaker 1: us to play, kind of like the Newlywed game, but
- 28:52Speaker 1: the new Baby Dad.
- 28:53Speaker 2: We can baby daddy's.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Okay, I could be you can baby a baby daddy
- 28:56Speaker 1: h new father game, new father game, expecting father.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Yeah, we be baby daddy's because you're married. You don't
- 29:02Speaker 2: have a plane, bro. Wow, is just going on? Okay,
- 29:10Speaker 2: Timmy give us the questions.
- 29:12Speaker 5: So basically, so just to clarify, I'll ask you the
- 29:15Speaker 5: questions and if I'm asking Randall, you answer on behalf
- 29:19Speaker 5: like four of the kids of jack of.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Okay, like so yeah, we're basically giving our opinion of
- 29:26Speaker 1: the question is how well do we know them?
- 29:29Speaker 2: And right? Got it? Yeah? Okay, all right, let's.
- 29:31Speaker 5: Try so out of the three of you rate each
- 29:35Speaker 5: other on who's going to be the strictest versus the
- 29:38Speaker 5: least strict as parents?
- 29:39Speaker 2: Okay, so like one to ten, yeah, one to ten.
- 29:42Speaker 6: Or just like say, you know, who do you think
- 29:45Speaker 6: is going to be the mi.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Strict out of us three? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, I'm
- 29:49Speaker 2: gonna say out of one out of ten, Jackson is
- 29:50Speaker 2: gonna be seven wow, and Randall's going to be like
- 29:53Speaker 2: five five and a.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Half because it's like I feel like you're gonna be less.
- 29:57Speaker 1: I am I saw get that part. Yeah, I say,
- 30:01Speaker 1: unless they get so out of line that I have to.
- 30:03Speaker 1: But so I rated Jacks out of nine okay, because
- 30:07Speaker 1: I just think Jackson is going to keep his house
- 30:09Speaker 1: in order. And bo I put you in like a
- 30:11Speaker 1: six six and a half, like like you're gonna be strict.
- 30:14Speaker 2: But not I'm having a little girl. So I'm gonna
- 30:17Speaker 2: be the less strict. I'm like, I'm the fun dad people,
- 30:20Speaker 2: that's me. I'm the fun dad. Like that's what I
- 30:23Speaker 2: have is gonna be the one who's gotta be like strict.
- 30:27Speaker 2: So stay with Lalla by the way, ye okay, go ahead.
- 30:29Speaker 3: I have for myself a ten. I told you, Randall,
- 30:37Speaker 3: I have a five. Yeah, and bo I have a five.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Wow.
- 30:40Speaker 3: I just because I think Susy is going to be
- 30:42Speaker 3: the strict one.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Even if less even if Stussy is not, I'm going
- 30:46Speaker 2: to make that happen. I'm gonna make that happen. Stuff
- 30:50Speaker 2: will be like, go do this. I'm like, maybe it's okay,
- 30:52Speaker 2: I'll do it for you. I got you, Yes, I
- 30:54Speaker 2: got you. Fun dad, fundad love me more, love me more,
- 31:00Speaker 2: due follow yours. I'm literally gonna milk Daddy's girl for
- 31:03Speaker 2: like for all it's worth I'm with you, all right.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Next, I mean, my kid's not gonna hate me, but
- 31:09Speaker 3: he's just gonna he's gonna know what's right and what's wrong,
- 31:13Speaker 3: and he's gonna know not to fuck up more than like.
- 31:16Speaker 2: You see your grandfather's corvette, You better do those dishes.
- 31:19Speaker 2: You won't get that when you're sixteen.
- 31:21Speaker 5: That's right, Okay, Next question, what age do you think
- 31:28Speaker 5: the dads will allow their kids to start dating?
- 31:30Speaker 7: Oh?
- 31:31Speaker 2: Hold on, Oh there's a good one. This is a
- 31:32Speaker 2: good one. Hold on, I got that's good. I'm having them.
- 31:36Speaker 2: I already got mine. Just your number. You can't age age? Okay?
- 31:42Speaker 6: Do you think their kids will be allowed to start doing?
- 31:45Speaker 2: Okay? Oh god, all right. I basically wrote eighteen. When
- 31:48Speaker 2: she moves out, that's her. But I also want to
- 31:54Speaker 2: be like that stereotypical eighties dad where he like opens
- 31:56Speaker 2: the door and he's not standing there like the shotgun,
- 31:59Speaker 2: you know, but you know it's not a shotgun, and
- 32:00Speaker 2: he's like and he like looks up and he's like,
- 32:03Speaker 2: who are you? Exactly? Did I order a pizza? Exactly?
- 32:06Speaker 2: I want to be the dad that bust my balls
- 32:08Speaker 2: of every girl that I dated back when I was younger,
- 32:11Speaker 2: and they were kind, but they did the thing and
- 32:12Speaker 2: it's like, I'll do it in like a very fun way.
- 32:14Speaker 2: But guys, but I'm actually looking forward to me, like
- 32:17Speaker 2: open the door and it's like, you know, you have
- 32:20Speaker 2: the wrong house, some guy. I'm like, yeah, what are
- 32:22Speaker 2: you doing? Can I see blah blah blah blah, And
- 32:24Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, who, I got it, Like I got
- 32:29Speaker 2: it too.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Okay, you can remember this is what almost if you're okay,
- 32:33Speaker 3: almost sixteen years from now. Okay, so you got to
- 32:36Speaker 3: think the times of how they are right now and
- 32:38Speaker 3: think about how the times are in sixteen when they're sixteen. Now,
- 32:41Speaker 3: mind you, I have niece's nephews that I hear fucking
- 32:44Speaker 3: horror stories that these kids in school, like they have
- 32:46Speaker 3: bracelets of what they do, the colors sexually, they like.
- 32:50Speaker 3: Kids have cell phones now like obviously a lot. Early
- 32:53Speaker 3: I didn't have one, so it worries me. Which again
- 32:55Speaker 3: I'm having a boy, it's a little different. I don't
- 32:57Speaker 3: think he's gonna want to date my guy on to
- 33:00Speaker 3: date with that, and they want to go out with
- 33:01Speaker 3: girls and hang out.
- 33:02Speaker 2: But who wants to have a girlfriend at sixteen knowing you,
- 33:06Speaker 2: of course not.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Well, I did have girlfriends, we know, blowing out right,
- 33:14Speaker 3: and the ones that I did lasted a hot minute, man,
- 33:16Speaker 3: So I just think, again, we have.
- 33:19Speaker 2: To predict sixteen years.
- 33:20Speaker 3: I got I got bo at sixteen for the girl
- 33:23Speaker 3: because I think things are going to be a little different.
- 33:24Speaker 3: Then I got Randall at sixteen too, but that could
- 33:27Speaker 3: go up or down depending on how La feels and
- 33:30Speaker 3: myself put I put sixteen because.
- 33:34Speaker 2: I just don't think. I think he's I'm in my head,
- 33:38Speaker 2: I'm raising my kid to go yourself right now.
- 33:40Speaker 3: I'm picturing my kid is such an alpha male because
- 33:43Speaker 3: that's how I grew up.
- 33:45Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 33:45Speaker 1: I know kid's going to be such a sports kid
- 33:48Speaker 1: that dating will be there, but it won't be the priority.
- 33:51Speaker 2: I don't think. Sorry, he'll be the total opposite, because
- 33:53Speaker 2: you're going to freaking shove hockey down. Is no, I'm not. Now,
- 33:55Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, I want to do ballet and
- 33:57Speaker 2: piano now, and that's fine.
- 33:59Speaker 3: And by the way, and by the way, Billy Elliott movie,
- 34:01Speaker 3: ID I would not I would not mind it. If
- 34:04Speaker 3: my kid wants to go to theater, he's gonna be if.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Here's the thing, I'm gonna throw him and make him
- 34:08Speaker 3: so occupied with his whole life that he will not
- 34:11Speaker 3: have time to fuck up. He's gonna be in dance,
- 34:13Speaker 3: boy Scouts are day Sorry, He's gonna be in theater.
- 34:17Speaker 3: He's gonna be in boy Scouts. He's gonna be in tennis.
- 34:19Speaker 3: He's gonna be in base He's he's gonna be pick
- 34:22Speaker 3: I'm gonna be. I am gonna hey, I'm gonna be
- 34:25Speaker 3: in the PTA one hundred percent.
- 34:27Speaker 2: I'm gonna school. I want to go. I'm setting our
- 34:33Speaker 2: daughter to whatever school you're on.
- 34:37Speaker 1: To watch, throw your ass out of it. You better
- 34:41Speaker 1: make Brittay ahead of the pizza.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to be involved. That's the best.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Like, that's why we're trying to work so hard now
- 34:47Speaker 3: so I can be fortunate enough to spend time with
- 34:49Speaker 3: I love that. I want to be involved. My parents
- 34:51Speaker 3: were involved. Were your parents involved?
- 34:54Speaker 2: My mom was involved, but that worked a lot, right, Yeah,
- 34:56Speaker 2: my dad too, but my mom. One of them was
- 34:58Speaker 2: always there.
- 34:58Speaker 1: My mom was always there, right, but they would someone
- 35:00Speaker 1: would be there, yeah, always, And my dad was always supportive.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Like it all.
- 35:04Speaker 1: I was a theater kid, so he was always at
- 35:06Speaker 1: my productions and stuff like that.
- 35:07Speaker 2: But but my.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Mom was all anything that you know sideways, My mom
- 35:11Speaker 1: was there. So my prediction is bo seventeen for dating.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Jack's fifteen.
- 35:18Speaker 2: The boy is going to start going to the mall
- 35:19Speaker 2: and little dates. Yeah yeah, and then I put my daughter,
- 35:23Speaker 2: we'll start dating at sixty five.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Sixty five, So I mean, that's what I said. If
- 35:29Speaker 3: when she moved out, yeah, that's this is another up.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Another thing mask is the open door policy. We had
- 35:35Speaker 3: that at my head that at Migrowing open Door Policy meeting.
- 35:38Speaker 3: If you're like, our kids are going to grow up
- 35:39Speaker 3: with lots of crazy shit. If they want to try smoking,
- 35:42Speaker 3: if someone had tried marijuana, if something, so it can
- 35:45Speaker 3: they like if if my son my son, hey listen, hey,
- 35:49Speaker 3: someone talked about cigarettes the other day.
- 35:51Speaker 2: I'm interested.
- 35:52Speaker 3: I would rather him come to me and said, listen,
- 35:54Speaker 3: I will watch you smoke that cigarette.
- 35:55Speaker 2: I want to be there. I want to make sure
- 35:57Speaker 2: if he tries it and you're going to smoke the
- 35:59Speaker 2: whole pack. That was my dad. That was that was
- 36:03Speaker 2: my dad.
- 36:07Speaker 3: But it's important though, It's important though to me that
- 36:10Speaker 3: my kids can come me listen. I think I can
- 36:13Speaker 3: talk to my dad about that, because I knew kids
- 36:14Speaker 3: growing up that, oh I can't talk to my mom
- 36:16Speaker 3: and dad about that, that's my worst fear.
- 36:18Speaker 1: I was very open with very old like when I
- 36:21Speaker 1: would my parents were very open. They talked to me
- 36:24Speaker 1: about everything, and I could talk to them about and
- 36:27Speaker 1: I think Laala talks to me a lot about in
- 36:29Speaker 1: her family, very similar. So I'm interested to hear. But
- 36:32Speaker 1: I always want to have an open door policy.
- 36:34Speaker 3: Right, sex, drugs, things that are uncomfortable, we have to
- 36:37Speaker 3: make comfortable.
- 36:38Speaker 2: True. And before my mom was a relationship, there was
- 36:41Speaker 2: she was also she was doing I don't know the
- 36:43Speaker 2: technical term, but she was dealing with like drug addicts
- 36:45Speaker 2: and everything before she switched like trends over and like
- 36:49Speaker 2: every time I did something, she woul always sa, if
- 36:51Speaker 2: you're gonna go outsidef you're gonna do anything, I'm always
- 36:53Speaker 2: here to pick you up exactly thing you're not going
- 36:56Speaker 2: to get in trouble. So I remember the first time
- 36:58Speaker 2: I did like ecstasy, you know, and it was an
- 37:00Speaker 2: ebor city in Florida, and I was like, oh my god,
- 37:03Speaker 2: I'm not feeling really good. My mom drove and picked
- 37:05Speaker 2: me up from Clarida beach and picked me up and
- 37:07Speaker 2: I wasn't in trouble, and she talked to me about why
- 37:10Speaker 2: did you decide to do that? Well everyone else was
- 37:11Speaker 2: doing I'm like, okay, are you going to do it again?
- 37:13Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know right now. I don't feel
- 37:16Speaker 2: like I should. But she was very like, if I
- 37:18Speaker 2: tried something, I did something, I would call her let
- 37:19Speaker 2: her know. I was very open about it, and then
- 37:21Speaker 2: she talked to me about it. Then I never had
- 37:23Speaker 2: a problem, like I never had like a drug issue
- 37:25Speaker 2: or anything like that, because it was just like, I
- 37:27Speaker 2: tried this stuff, Okay, cool. It wasn't like you can't
- 37:29Speaker 2: do that, and when you can't do something, then you
- 37:31Speaker 2: want to do it more as a teenager exactly exactly.
- 37:34Speaker 3: It's like the reverse psychology. I think we had the
- 37:36Speaker 3: same thing at my house, same thing. If we could
- 37:38Speaker 3: talk about it, that approach was the best approach. And
- 37:42Speaker 3: remind you this is the late eighties, early nineties, and
- 37:45Speaker 3: that approach and now a lot of people too. I
- 37:47Speaker 3: had a lot of friends that went the opposite direction.
- 37:50Speaker 3: Their fathers and their parents. I don't want to know,
- 37:52Speaker 3: you're grounded, And what did they do? They don't have
- 37:54Speaker 3: close relationships with their kids, or they rebuilt and you
- 37:57Speaker 3: look at that, I'm like, well, you know, there's both ways.
- 37:59Speaker 3: You don't want kids to try these you don't you
- 38:01Speaker 3: want to shelter them from this, But at the same time,
- 38:04Speaker 3: you want them to be able to come to you
- 38:06Speaker 3: with problems, not just these kind of problems. They're gonna
- 38:08Speaker 3: have emotional problems, other kinds of problems that I want
- 38:11Speaker 3: them to be Like, you don't want to be their
- 38:14Speaker 3: best friend, you're their parents, but you kind of want
- 38:17Speaker 3: to have to Like I dance on that line.
- 38:19Speaker 2: I'm not here to be your friend. I do want
- 38:21Speaker 2: to be your friend.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Getting from you exactly. And I'm the best guy to
- 38:25Speaker 3: come do about all that information. I've done it all,
- 38:28Speaker 3: I've done it all, and I'm going to tell you
- 38:29Speaker 3: what's gonna happen.
- 38:31Speaker 2: But that that mentally applies to everything from like even
- 38:33Speaker 2: like religion. You know, it's like my mom was I
- 38:36Speaker 2: felt like she was with my grandma was shoved down
- 38:39Speaker 2: with Christianity that she reversed into a lot of New
- 38:41Speaker 2: Age stuff, and then I was kind of shoved with
- 38:43Speaker 2: a lot of New Age stuff that I reverted to Christianity.
- 38:45Speaker 2: But in a sense of more of like that like
- 38:47Speaker 2: the New Age Christianity where it's like it's just not
- 38:50Speaker 2: so judgmental, and you know, and and so I'm worried
- 38:53Speaker 2: about my kid. It's like, how am I gonna do that?
- 38:55Speaker 2: So I don't want to shove anything down her throat,
- 38:57Speaker 2: but I want to like give her options, and if
- 38:59Speaker 2: she's an interest into something, I'm not going to be like.
- 39:01Speaker 3: No, because then she's gonna want to do that. I
- 39:03Speaker 3: think too, it's important to believe in something. I don't
- 39:06Speaker 3: care what it is. I don't care if you believe
- 39:08Speaker 3: in a tree. I don't care if you believe in bugs.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Just believe in something. Believe in something that makes you
- 39:14Speaker 3: you know, there's something bigger than us.
- 39:16Speaker 2: That's all I care about us. It makes life so
- 39:18Speaker 2: much more fun. Right, I agree, you know, I like
- 39:21Speaker 2: I like that. I agree with you guys.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Like being a great parent I think starts with being
- 39:26Speaker 1: being a good listener and being good communicator. And if
- 39:29Speaker 1: you have that bond with your child where they can
- 39:31Speaker 1: come to you, I think that you can never go wrong.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Right.
- 39:34Speaker 1: They always can come through that door, and that's a
- 39:37Speaker 1: safe place for them to say what is going on,
- 39:39Speaker 1: they're having a shitty day, they're having a great day.
- 39:42Speaker 1: If they're worried or nervous or or want to experiment,
- 39:46Speaker 1: at least they feel they can talk about it, then
- 39:48Speaker 1: nothing outside the house is going to be a surprise, right,
- 39:51Speaker 1: And I agree, I think that's a great you know lesson.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:53Speaker 3: And also a lot of my wife's from U from
- 39:56Speaker 3: the South, so it's going to be a lot of yes, ma'am, no, ma'am.
- 39:59Speaker 3: A very very polite to people like that's how Brittany. Now,
- 40:02Speaker 3: if you go down to the South and you talk
- 40:03Speaker 3: to any Brittany's cousin brothers, Brittany's ready. That's why she's
- 40:05Speaker 3: gonna be an awesome mom. She raised all her nephews.
- 40:08Speaker 3: She's born for this. But if you go down there
- 40:10Speaker 3: and you see young kids and how they treat their parents, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, Yes, sir, no, sir,
- 40:14Speaker 3: there's that's gonna especially with the young boy, a lot
- 40:16Speaker 3: of that yes ma'am, no, ma'am. Of course, outside well
- 40:21Speaker 3: that's fine. Hey, that's I mean, whatever you do here,
- 40:23Speaker 3: but I'm gonna, hey, listen, I'm gonna do my part.
- 40:25Speaker 3: I'm gonna drill that in at home, because as a
- 40:27Speaker 3: young man, that's very important. Yes, ma'am, no man, yes, sir, No, sir.
- 40:31Speaker 3: Politeness is goes a lot far. Look how polite Brittany is.
- 40:35Speaker 3: She's the sweetest thing in the world.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Now, to have a young man raised like that would
- 40:39Speaker 2: be great. I have a question.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Let's just talk fashion for a second, because I have
- 40:46Speaker 1: done Laala has been ordering on this internet like they're
- 40:52Speaker 1: giving the ship away for free. I have never seen
- 40:56Speaker 1: more shit, more stylis, shoes, more clothes. She hurt my
- 41:01Speaker 1: feelings the other day. So we now have a rule.
- 41:04Speaker 1: She didn't mean to, but we have a rule where
- 41:06Speaker 1: I am not allowed to buy anything for our daughter
- 41:09Speaker 1: without her approval. I went into a store Target.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Oh, I heard about this, and you guys got in
- 41:14Speaker 2: an argument. I didn't hear about this. I went to Target.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I went Target with one and the ryot and we
- 41:20Speaker 1: were just buying some fun shirts that they wanted, and
- 41:23Speaker 1: so I bought them a bunch of shirts and I
- 41:25Speaker 1: pivoted right and there was like a newborn section, and
- 41:28Speaker 1: I thought, what a great respecting father, and I picked
- 41:31Speaker 1: it out and on it said something corny like like
- 41:35Speaker 1: Daddy's girl something like that, ask your mom, r ask
- 41:39Speaker 1: your dad.
- 41:39Speaker 2: Right.
- 41:40Speaker 1: But so I was like, we're gonna get this for
- 41:42Speaker 1: for the baby, for baby, because I can't say the name.
- 41:45Speaker 1: So we're gonna get this for baby. I check out.
- 41:47Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Lala's in the car waiting for us.
- 41:51Speaker 1: I come running out. She goes, what did you guys get?
- 41:53Speaker 1: I showed the little onesie and she looks she can't
- 41:56Speaker 1: even hide it. She looks at me and she goes,
- 41:58Speaker 1: not even wait, I have to just do this, I imagine,
- 42:02Speaker 1: I just have to do this slowly, you know, when
- 42:04Speaker 1: you put the effort in, you're like so proud. Well
- 42:07Speaker 1: it doesn't have a filter of the duy, but she
- 42:09Speaker 1: goes like that. She looks at it, and she goes,
- 42:12Speaker 1: that's ugly. Not even a buffer, not even a buffer.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Where the fuck is the buffer?
- 42:19Speaker 7: Like like like you that like like okay, my favorite, yeah,
- 42:23Speaker 7: or we'll see right or or that's sweet not my favorite,
- 42:27Speaker 7: right it was hum that's ugly.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Well, at least it wasn't like, no, throw it away
- 42:32Speaker 2: right now. No's more or less even on the ground
- 42:34Speaker 2: more or less.
- 42:35Speaker 1: So she said take it back now, she said take
- 42:38Speaker 1: it back, and I said, I'm not taking shit back
- 42:40Speaker 1: And I got in the car and I didn't speak
- 42:42Speaker 1: to her for probably twenty fucking minutes. I'm furious, and
- 42:44Speaker 1: she goes, I said, and she said, I hurt your feelings?
- 42:47Speaker 2: I go, what do you think? Do you know what?
- 42:50Speaker 2: You know what?
- 42:50Speaker 3: Girls have a hard time with the phrase is it
- 42:52Speaker 3: what's just such a p pick and choose your battles
- 42:56Speaker 3: and is it worth it?
- 42:58Speaker 1: Now?
- 42:58Speaker 2: Would your day would have changed? Hey? Hey? Would you
- 43:01Speaker 2: about it? Ever since south you got brennant?
- 43:03Speaker 3: We don't no no no no no no no no
- 43:05Speaker 3: no no no no no no no. First of all, listen,
- 43:07Speaker 3: as as men we sit there, listen. We just look
- 43:10Speaker 3: for a little confirmation that we're doing the right thing.
- 43:12Speaker 3: When you shut me down, you don't even have listen.
- 43:14Speaker 3: If I buy something like it or not just humor.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Meat, we can't pig, oh cannot say hey, babe, hey babe.
- 43:25Speaker 3: A very heavy child he was. That was great for
- 43:28Speaker 3: you to think of the kid while you were shopping
- 43:30Speaker 3: at targets.
- 43:30Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 43:32Speaker 3: You know what, if you would have put in the backseat,
- 43:34Speaker 3: you probably would have never even known if the kid
- 43:36Speaker 3: warned it or not.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Thank you? Why did you have to go there with
- 43:39Speaker 2: the By the way, it was fucking cute. But I
- 43:40Speaker 2: want to say one other things.
- 43:42Speaker 1: But the funny thing is we barely have any arguments
- 43:44Speaker 1: now because it's really about there's this love and then.
- 43:48Speaker 2: She was pregnant all the time. To be honest, correct,
- 43:52Speaker 2: go ahead, but no, but but so fast forward pause
- 43:57Speaker 2: on that moment. Just think about I mean, I don't
- 44:01Speaker 2: think she wants to know she does it.
- 44:03Speaker 3: But I tell you what, like Randall said, there's there's
- 44:05Speaker 3: something inside her that's more important than you're arguing about that.
- 44:08Speaker 2: If I left the cabinet open.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Okay, there's something more important than arguing about what I'm
- 44:12Speaker 3: doing tonight, Like there's more important things to argue about that.
- 44:14Speaker 3: She's finally realizing that so she can keep that mentality
- 44:17Speaker 3: throughout our whole marriage.
- 44:19Speaker 2: That would be amazing. I'm stepping out of them. Why
- 44:23Speaker 2: it's great. No, I'm not saying I have a hospital.
- 44:25Speaker 3: No, I'm saying in general, when you have pointless arguments
- 44:28Speaker 3: with our wives, which I know you all have, you like, no,
- 44:34Speaker 3: you listen, I know see you.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Guys are perfect.
- 44:38Speaker 3: No, they are perfect. And Brittany, I love you know
- 44:41Speaker 3: what I'm talking about what listen anything you know. You know,
- 44:45Speaker 3: when you do something just done and you don't mean
- 44:47Speaker 3: it much in your way, she just wants to ride
- 44:49Speaker 3: you on something dumb. Like for me, it's leaving the
- 44:51Speaker 3: cabinets open. She goes on to tone on me on that,
- 44:54Speaker 3: and it's such a The toilet's okay, but God forbid
- 44:56Speaker 3: the time. Yes, yes, one hundred percent. I leave a
- 45:00Speaker 3: cabinet open. It's it's how the door.
- 45:03Speaker 2: No, if I leave the toothpaste on the counter, if
- 45:05Speaker 2: I leave the we.
- 45:06Speaker 3: Had a My wife's okay, I love you.
- 45:11Speaker 2: We're working about how a lot of stuff STASA gets
- 45:14Speaker 2: to the same amount of stuff too. I literally like
- 45:17Speaker 2: four hundred dollars a month on having a guy come
- 45:20Speaker 2: up and pick boxes up because it fills up my
- 45:22Speaker 2: garbage can cause they only come once a week, so
- 45:25Speaker 2: I have to have Yeah, somebody come up with stacks.
- 45:27Speaker 2: I do. I llegal dumping, by the way, I have.
- 45:29Speaker 2: I have a spot.
- 45:29Speaker 3: I go behind this deer really yeah, a legal dumping place,
- 45:32Speaker 3: A smart and final down the street.
- 45:33Speaker 2: I've been going there for a year. I will I
- 45:35Speaker 2: go to I go in the valley.
- 45:37Speaker 3: If I have a system, I go to eleven thirty
- 45:38Speaker 3: at night so no one sees me the I know where
- 45:40Speaker 3: the cameras are in the behind Smart and Final and
- 45:41Speaker 3: I dump and I dump, and I dump and I dump.
- 45:44Speaker 3: Its hilarious, dude, you know how many Amazon packages I
- 45:47Speaker 3: get it down? I would my garbage cans all the time.
- 45:49Speaker 3: I would fill up my garbage cans the day after
- 45:51Speaker 3: guard if I didn't.
- 45:52Speaker 2: The one thing that I bought, like the couple of
- 45:54Speaker 2: things that I bought Stas was just ram stuff. I
- 45:57Speaker 2: bought little rams little baby. I have literally from infant
- 46:00Speaker 2: all the way till she's two little rompers, little ram stuff.
- 46:03Speaker 2: But the one thing that I have I've realized that
- 46:05Speaker 2: STOSSI doesn't like is the little onesies with like the
- 46:09Speaker 2: le like the same thing with writing, the writing they don't.
- 46:11Speaker 2: I just I just don't like. I don't. I don't
- 46:14Speaker 2: actually don't like it either. It's like it's kind of cheesy.
- 46:16Speaker 2: It is it is, and hey, listen listening.
- 46:19Speaker 3: I think those are okay for the beginning, because the
- 46:20Speaker 3: baby's gonna grow so quick, and when you're in a
- 46:23Speaker 3: hurry and she's hanging out a home the little I
- 46:24Speaker 3: love Daddy shirts.
- 46:25Speaker 2: By the way. By the way, the baby's gonna be
- 46:27Speaker 2: spitting up. Yes, you're gonna need a lot of it.
- 46:30Speaker 2: I don't know why I can't go out and show
- 46:32Speaker 2: them off. Yeah, I know, it's like it's basically for Instagram.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Let's be real. I know you're one thousand percent right.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Although my kid has all My kid has every pair
- 46:42Speaker 3: of Jordan's that you could possibly have already. No, we've
- 46:44Speaker 3: seen you've seen what is that like thirty five bears?
- 46:47Speaker 3: You know those feed grow now now people say this
- 46:49Speaker 3: to me. I don't know if you've seen the pictures now,
- 46:51Speaker 3: if you zoom in, there are different ages.
- 46:53Speaker 2: I didn't buy all pre baby. I bought one for
- 46:55Speaker 2: two years old. I bought for one.
- 46:56Speaker 3: I bought them for six months. It's not all for
- 46:59Speaker 3: the first six months my kid.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I can't wait to get your kid, your son a
- 47:02Speaker 2: pair of Vans, and all of a sudden he hates Jordan's.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Oh my god, he he doesn't.
- 47:09Speaker 3: He only has one pair of He has all Nikes
- 47:11Speaker 3: and maybe one pair of Converse.
- 47:12Speaker 2: I think that's it so far, Like, yeah, Chuck, I
- 47:14Speaker 2: gonna have Chucks. If he just starts getting Chucks and
- 47:17Speaker 2: Vans out and then he joins theater. That'd be great.
- 47:20Speaker 3: He joins theater and he wears Chucks and Vans, and
- 47:23Speaker 3: he wants to get his first apartment in Los VELAs.
- 47:25Speaker 2: I'm in trouble. If he comes over to try to
- 47:26Speaker 2: date my daughter, he'd be wearing a pair of checkerboard vans.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 47:30Speaker 3: And he said, hey, can I go to Uncle Bo's
- 47:31Speaker 3: and like hang out in his Volkswagen. I'm gonna be like,
- 47:35Speaker 3: what what is it?
- 47:40Speaker 2: Do you have a did you have another question we have?
- 47:42Speaker 2: Let's skip to the last question.
- 47:45Speaker 3: I mean, we could literally do a dad talk every week, dude,
- 47:47Speaker 3: we could we could do a dad like you know
- 47:49Speaker 3: what to expect expecting.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Y's copyright right there? No, well, I mean, like dad talk,
- 47:57Speaker 2: Why can't we just do a book? It is Yeah,
- 47:59Speaker 2: it's a million, it's a million a book, it's a movie.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Well we'll change it. Hey, yeah, we'll change a couple
- 48:05Speaker 2: of letters. You know what if people write us in
- 48:07Speaker 2: and they say, then we can.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Just have a dad who does a dad Talk dad
- 48:10Speaker 1: cast that dad podcast and every week we talk about
- 48:13Speaker 1: our kids all the way until they graduate high school.
- 48:16Speaker 3: To be a dad and kids, how to be a dad,
- 48:20Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one during a pandemic.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Can you imagine we talk about our three kids like
- 48:23Speaker 1: every week, like, okay, what happened to yours?
- 48:25Speaker 3: Oh god, here we go this week? My kid, my
- 48:28Speaker 3: kid tried to do this and no, we came from school.
- 48:31Speaker 2: She's a piano. That's what I'm moving my What if
- 48:34Speaker 2: my kid becomes a genius? S Britney and I are
- 48:36Speaker 2: going to be We're gonna be like I'm gonna be like,
- 48:40Speaker 2: I consider myself like Phil Dumphy from Modern Family. I'm
- 48:43Speaker 2: a Phil Dumphy, I think.
- 48:44Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay, this is directed just to Randal
- 48:48Speaker 5: and Bow. Will you let your daughters date Jackson Britney Son?
- 49:02Speaker 2: Go ahead, man, not everybody wants to know this.
- 49:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna be straight up like Lala is trying to
- 49:11Speaker 1: teach me to be. I love Jackson but not no,
- 49:18Speaker 1: but fuck no, I'm gonna jump that. I'm gonna be like, hey,
- 49:28Speaker 1: Jackson's son is gonna be such a stud that I
- 49:32Speaker 1: am gonna have to keep my daughter so far away.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Any school districts, even when COVID's OVID. I'm gonna be like, hey,
- 49:40Speaker 2: little man six feet apart, six feet apart all.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Jackson's son is gonna be such a good look like
- 49:47Speaker 1: I have all the game in the world, and he's
- 49:50Speaker 1: gonna be a charmer because Britney is such a sweetheart.
- 49:54Speaker 1: So he's gonna have Jackson's game, Britney's sweetheart, sweetness and
- 49:59Speaker 1: class and Jackson's looks and Britney's looks forget it off
- 50:04Speaker 1: the table.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Off the table, Yeah, definitely not.
- 50:07Speaker 6: And Jack's would you let your son date their daughters?
- 50:10Speaker 2: Sure? I would. What do you do? Why not keep
- 50:14Speaker 2: it all in the fame. But if my daughter like
- 50:16Speaker 2: ends up being ugly, she's gonna have hot freaking outfits on.
- 50:18Speaker 2: That's just gonna make her look good to lead that. No,
- 50:21Speaker 2: I'm kiddings.
- 50:23Speaker 1: We have and we know doctor are gonna be so
- 50:27Speaker 1: dialed in on the fashion.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Oh my god, what I'm taking to like that because
- 50:31Speaker 2: they're gonna be gone doing their little shopping thing. We
- 50:33Speaker 2: could go, we go, TI. I agree. By the way,
- 50:37Speaker 2: Jackson will be in your guy garage.
- 50:39Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, in the first the first what
- 50:41Speaker 3: five years, they're all they're all going to be treated
- 50:43Speaker 3: the same anyway, this my girl boy anyway, first until
- 50:46Speaker 3: they figure out there you know, you.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Know, it's gonna be great if Tom and Katie they
- 50:49Speaker 2: actually have a voice, and then it's like two and
- 50:51Speaker 2: two and that together. That would be great family vacation.
- 50:55Speaker 2: That would be great barbecues and fun going to sports.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe it's like US three, US four will
- 51:01Speaker 2: go with your two kids to like rams games and
- 51:03Speaker 2: the girls can go do shopping. Yeah, I love that
- 51:06Speaker 2: camping trip. That would stay all that kind of.
- 51:09Speaker 1: By the way, I by the way, and then I
- 51:11Speaker 1: could take your daughter and Stascy because you don't do
- 51:14Speaker 1: many petties, but I could get manny petties.
- 51:16Speaker 2: I don't do many. Are you kidding you? Bro? I
- 51:21Speaker 2: was ready by majority of women, especially nanny. Yeah, then
- 51:25Speaker 2: we're gonna have scrub those calluses. Let's go bit God,
- 51:28Speaker 2: this is great.
- 51:29Speaker 3: I'll go get you guys coffee while that's happening. Because
- 51:32Speaker 3: you do not need to see your feet, No, nobody
- 51:34Speaker 3: needs to see them.
- 51:35Speaker 2: I was not. I have a question.
- 51:37Speaker 1: I have a question because I definitely don't know the
- 51:39Speaker 1: answer because I'm not as versed in this area as
- 51:42Speaker 1: the two of you. Who would you let babysit your children?
- 51:49Speaker 1: Your child? And who would you not from vander Pump.
- 51:54Speaker 3: That's a really easy question. I'll go first. I'm Doty.
- 51:57Speaker 3: We've we've least talked about this one hundred times. We've
- 51:59Speaker 3: made jokes about it. Toty's a yody, Doty.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Listen, you could say whatever you want about doing.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Say that girl cares about she loves her friends, a
- 52:07Speaker 3: good person, she'll go above and behind.
- 52:09Speaker 2: She goes above and behind, but she also falls a lot.
- 52:12Speaker 2: So if she's holding my child and she falls, oh
- 52:16Speaker 2: my god. But yes, I would say Christian as well,
- 52:19Speaker 2: because the way she is with her dogs.
- 52:20Speaker 1: But please just wait, are you saying that's for sure?
- 52:23Speaker 1: Who you would let? I would out of the whole cast.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, okay, I would say okay, but also, oh wait,
- 52:29Speaker 2: hold on, man, you know what Katie would be on that.
- 52:32Speaker 2: Katie would be on that as well. I'm gonna say
- 52:34Speaker 2: Katie on my side. Christian's Christien's for me. I think
- 52:37Speaker 2: Christen's a great, great, great backup. But I'll definitely say Katie.
- 52:41Speaker 2: So she's beat team yeah, Christend just it's just the
- 52:43Speaker 2: falling thing. Christen falls too much. That's that's problem. That's about.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Okay, who would you definitely one? Not if you had
- 52:54Speaker 1: a Schwartz, I was gonna say that. Schwartz was gonna
- 52:58Speaker 1: say the same.
- 52:59Speaker 3: Probably again, he's baby, he even forget. And it's not
- 53:01Speaker 3: a knockout Tom and it's not a knot.
- 53:04Speaker 2: It's just who he is. I mean, it's just he
- 53:06Speaker 2: would be like Tom, I'm busting your balls.
- 53:08Speaker 3: Yeah, he would be. He would be I don't know
- 53:12Speaker 3: it is. Is this all like just a funny games?
- 53:14Speaker 3: But no, he I would not do that to him.
- 53:16Speaker 3: I would not ask him to do that either. I
- 53:17Speaker 3: would never put him in that position either, because he
- 53:19Speaker 3: would feel so uncomfortable. He would not know what to do.
- 53:21Speaker 3: He would not know what to do.
- 53:23Speaker 2: You're right.
- 53:23Speaker 3: He would be listening to music or something. My kid
- 53:25Speaker 3: would be crawling out the backyard. I don't get into,
- 53:27Speaker 3: like his bottle of Jaeger in the fridge. Yeah, I
- 53:29Speaker 3: don't know, finding the mushroom somewhere. I don't know, Like shit,
- 53:33Speaker 3: I don't you know question question?
- 53:37Speaker 2: You know?
- 53:38Speaker 1: You know you answer the question. Okay, I'll answer a question.
- 53:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's true, not that she'll ever do this,
- 53:43Speaker 1: but I think you would all agree with me on
- 53:44Speaker 1: this one. Lisa Vaner, What I would know, I would
- 53:47Speaker 1: let her watch.
- 53:49Speaker 2: She wouldn't watch him. She did, she did, actually, baby,
- 53:53Speaker 2: because I doatter would come back with like a new outfit.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Probable he would be dude, hair done, my god, maybe
- 54:00Speaker 2: a new puppy, puppy that she gave him the rescue
- 54:03Speaker 2: one hundred and I'm gonna.
- 54:05Speaker 1: Agree with both of you. If Tom Schwartz can't remember
- 54:08Speaker 1: to get me for your wedding to walk down the aisle,
- 54:11Speaker 1: there ain't no fun.
- 54:12Speaker 3: If he couldn't remember, he didn't even remember his own cake.
- 54:15Speaker 2: I think he forgot his cake. He had one job,
- 54:18Speaker 2: and this was his own wedding. He forgot well he
- 54:20Speaker 2: was he was trying to memorize his two hour long monologue.
- 54:23Speaker 3: Right right, Oh, he wrote, He wrote his vouse for
- 54:26Speaker 3: his own wedding five minutes prior.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I was there. I had to go find
- 54:29Speaker 2: a pencil. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. YEA, love you Tom.
- 54:33Speaker 3: I love you Tom more than anything. You're my best friend.
- 54:35Speaker 3: But man, I just I wouldn't do that to you.
- 54:37Speaker 3: I think he would agree. I think he would agree.
- 54:39Speaker 2: I think he knows.
- 54:39Speaker 1: I mean, come on, he's I mean the fact I
- 54:42Speaker 1: love Tom, He's got the biggest heart. But he will
- 54:45Speaker 1: suck as a babysitter, but he will be a phenomenal follower. Yes,
- 54:49Speaker 1: oh my god, his own child, his own child, his
- 54:53Speaker 1: own child, he will crush being that.
- 54:55Speaker 2: We just got to start like after this episode. We
- 54:57Speaker 2: got to hold hands and just like like do some
- 54:59Speaker 2: like good ju ju too. It's Tom's seamen, yes, yes,
- 55:03Speaker 2: make it, get it, get it in there. Jack's Jack
- 55:09Speaker 2: you really? I mean right? And I was having like,
- 55:15Speaker 2: you know, like sparkling seltzers right now. Well, no, there's
- 55:19Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that.
- 55:20Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's by the way I want
- 55:21Speaker 1: I want the audience to know because they don't have
- 55:24Speaker 1: the stage that here Bo came in hot with the
- 55:27Speaker 1: white claws and the fireball mini bottles from the mini fridge,
- 55:32Speaker 1: and it is a celebratory day of men and men
- 55:36Speaker 1: and men being men.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Yes, I mean maybe if I maybe if I didn't
- 55:39Speaker 2: have white claws.
- 55:40Speaker 1: But you know, it's the middle of the day, so
- 55:44Speaker 1: you don't want to go to uber, so no one
- 55:47Speaker 1: has to worry. We got to get it out of
- 55:50Speaker 1: our system now, right, all right, we got we got
- 55:52Speaker 1: a cold minutes left. Is there anything that anybody wants
- 55:54Speaker 1: to say that we left out because I think we
- 55:56Speaker 1: put it all out there today and.
- 55:57Speaker 3: I would really like to know somehow you can find
- 55:59Speaker 3: out if if your fans would love for us to
- 56:02Speaker 3: do a dad chat once a week or once a
- 56:05Speaker 3: month or something like that, would like that, Well, let.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Me tell you, I think we should try to do
- 56:10Speaker 2: it a couple times a month. I think it would
- 56:12Speaker 2: be fun. I think it'd be fun, especially nothing else
- 56:14Speaker 2: going on, So why not? I agree? All right? I agree.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Well, listen, we're putting it out there, dm us sending comments,
- 56:24Speaker 1: let us know. We love doing this, and uh, I'm
- 56:27Speaker 1: gonna let you all know next week that Sorry, Yeah,
- 56:31Speaker 1: next week's episode is a surprise. I am blowing the
- 56:34Speaker 1: surprise right now. Lala, Stassy, and Brittany are taking over
- 56:38Speaker 1: the Give Them podcasts and having a Future Mother podcast.
- 56:47Speaker 2: It's gonna be cool. It'll be fun because they're both
- 56:50Speaker 2: on their own different journeys with pregnancy. Yeah they are.
- 56:53Speaker 2: They all have different like feelings and what's happening physically
- 56:57Speaker 2: to them and you know everything. This is a that's
- 56:59Speaker 2: a really good idea. That's a really good idea. I
- 57:01Speaker 2: do have to say that I'm really excited to grow
- 57:04Speaker 2: up with you guys. As I know next year, once
- 57:07Speaker 2: they're all out, I'm happy to have. It's going to
- 57:09Speaker 2: be an interesting journey. It's going to be an interesting journey.
- 57:12Speaker 3: It's going to be a fun journey, and I'm excited
- 57:15Speaker 3: for it. I think they're gonna I think these kids
- 57:17Speaker 3: are going to have a great future.
- 57:18Speaker 2: I really do. Yeah, they just have to be better
- 57:21Speaker 2: than all of us generation new generation. You know we're
- 57:25Speaker 2: gonna they're they're definitely just better than going to be fine.
- 57:29Speaker 3: Just Jack, as long as you're better, as long as
- 57:31Speaker 3: you want to call you out, as long as you
- 57:34Speaker 3: as long as.
- 57:34Speaker 2: You all joking aside, I'm not that bag of an asshole.
- 57:38Speaker 1: So Jack, you're you're a great man, and I know
- 57:40Speaker 1: you're gonna be great to just have your son not
- 57:42Speaker 1: have a Twitter.
- 57:44Speaker 2: God, oh god, all right, we are you love? Yeah,
- 57:50Speaker 2: we all love our wives, by the way, we all
- 57:52Speaker 2: love them very much. They hope. Well, we don't get
- 57:54Speaker 2: too mad at us, by the way.
- 57:55Speaker 1: You know we're going to get it because oh yes,
- 57:57Speaker 1: and then do the next week's episode and they're gonna
- 58:00Speaker 1: go off.
- 58:02Speaker 2: Which is why we need to have a rebuttal.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Yes, all right, Well, I want to thank everybody for listening.
- 58:06Speaker 1: I want to thank my good friends Jack's and BO.
- 58:09Speaker 1: You guys are friends and family, and I can't.
- 58:13Speaker 2: Wait to raise children with you guys. All right, fun man,
- 58:16Speaker 2: Thank you everybody. Until next time,