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Ep. 123 - Coke, Churros & Come Get It · Afternoon Tea Podcast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: What a summer, what a subject.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: Quit playing with me.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: I sit in there.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: What a sub, what a sub, what a sub, girl.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the Afternoon T podcast with your girl, Killer Baby.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna stop introducing myself because y'all are supposed to know me.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Where we sit, spill, and be messy.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: What's up, studio audience?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: What's up?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: We can't.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: We cannot clap.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: You got more money and upgraded, and now we have handheld mics.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is the last episode, y'all not clapping.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God, this is the last episode, y'all not gonna clap.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: Now, for all you hoes out there who kept talking about I ain't got no tea, I got the tea today.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: I got double unto.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: I got the tea and I got the tea.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: So we are sipping on.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so happy to do this today because they be playing with me like I ain't a real tea sipper.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_02: We are sipping on a churro tea that I got from the nature market.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell y'all something.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'ma sip this slow.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Cause when I tell y'all I'm not going back, baby, this tea is like$35.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Why I got to have if I want some holistic tea, and this is not good.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: Where's my little thing?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I hate everybody in this room.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, y'all.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: I hate y'all.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Where's my little day?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be drinking seaweeds.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I hate it here.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, y'all, I'm drinking this churro tea.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: It is so, so, so, so, so, so, so amazing.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: So, I'm steeping my water.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what it's called, y'all?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: I got my cinnamon stick.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: I love a little cinnamon and it's churro.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: So, I'm gonna put two for a dog ass.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: And we're just gonna wait for the water to be done.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: And that's what we're doing.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: So, I saw y'all's recommendations.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: All y'all shit sound ass.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I went down to the nature market.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: This is supposed to help with why you looking like this.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: Why you said their recommendations are ass?
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's very rude.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I twerked the negativity up today.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: But y'all're recommendations sound good, but this is what they had at the tea shop.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I wanted to bring the tea back this week because y'all have been on my neck.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: The little piece of neck I got.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all been tap dancing on it.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Now, you can follow the show.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Afternoon tea is available on all podcast platforms YouTube, Spotify, Apple, etc.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: Do this work.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: You just totally use the expert tea trickle.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, you can follow the show.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: Afternoon T is available on all podcast platforms.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: YouTube, Spotify, Apple, etc.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: You can follow us on Instagram and TikTok.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: And now Facebook.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Now let's have a little tea party.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: Woo! Just the last, just the last weekend.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: This the last weekend.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Wanna gotta put the mic down and wanna gotta clap! Shit.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: Improvise.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: I need some claps.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna put a they're gonna be mad when I put a clap track.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's what's gonna happen, and they're gonna be mad.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm putting that clap track.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, baby, let's catch up with killer for a little bit.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: So, afternoon tea, shot out is almost sold out.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: This is not one of them fake.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: You that's why I don't like that natural shit.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's bugs.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, man.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how long has it been though?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_03: Turn the water off, man.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_03: Let's just go.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Not turn the y'all told me to stop drinking tea bags because it was bugs in it.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is Nemo?
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: Or whatever.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: What Nemo mean what animal was Nemo?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: Nature's market.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: What kind of bug is it?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a ladybug or something.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: It ain't a lifting cube.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: It ain't a lifting bug.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's as organic as it's gonna get, huh?
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't see that.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want an organic.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: That put the chemical.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: What is that?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's an it, it's ants.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Bug's life.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm scared.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's well, good thing I had my whiskey out.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: See, you got to stay two steps ahead.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Now y'all didn't have me steep this hot ass water.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's hot up here.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: I got three wigs on.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's hot.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: Girl, look at the teacup just sitting over there in the corner.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: So crazy.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: I hate to get on show.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, Chicago.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't I tell y'all to stop bringing alcohol to the studio?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: Chatown is almost sold out.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: This ain't that little BS sold out.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: No, we really almost sold out.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I said it last week or another week.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all, thank y'all, thank y'all, thank y'all, thank y'all for selling me out and turning my shit up.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: Are you raising your hand to speak?
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm stretching because.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm athletic, girl.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: I was just stretching.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: Get your tickets now at afternoon t with KB.com.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: Why you can be because guess what?
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: My shipping to be sold out.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the songs.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: Almost sold out.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, y'all working my nerves today.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what are we doing?
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: A New York recap.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell y'all something about New York.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't live in my I'm in New York.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm outside.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: This is kiss.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you something.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: I had me.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: Dave, I was outside.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: You were sleeping.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: So y'all, I was there with my friend behind the mic, my studio audience.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: We was sitting together every night.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: This motherfucker would get into bed at like nine, ten o'clock.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, don't you hear the streets?
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: I can hear the perfect.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, because the Knicks were playing.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: I bought a Knicks hoodie.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: He bought a Knicks hoodie and went to bed and didn't go to the finals.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: So you a perpetrator.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Why did you buy the hoodie if you wasn't even gonna go outside and watch the game?
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: I felt so awkward.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody in the airport said Knicks and Five.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, Yeah, buddy.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_02: You don't know what that means?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: You don't know what Knicks and Five?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, I still don't know what it means.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, that's what I was dealing with in New York.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: And so, baby, I was outside.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know Killer, I know somebody in every damn city.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: So I was calling everybody home girls, homeboys, little yeah with the yells.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: I was dialing everybody number, bitch.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm linking.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm doing this summer.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to know what I'm doing, I'm linking.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: Lincoln, uh Abraham Lincoln, a Lincoln Ren Range Rover.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: What's the call called?
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Girl, you ain't got no hoes.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: She was girl hopping, and that's by myself.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_01: She was on the train.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_02: Wrecker roll, bitch.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_02: I was all the way at the end.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: She was in the on the train for the for the yeah.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_02: For the what?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh huh.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm a lady.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: For the what?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: For the one, too?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, I thought you was about to say for some dick.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, I ain't on no lady.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not on the train.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: Throw mama for the train.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: Girl on the six train.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: What's that?
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: What we call I'm not on the train looking for no dick.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_02: I was on the train going to the Columbus.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, going to the Super Bowl party and uh watching the fellas.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was on the train.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: I was on the train for that.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: So I was in every borough you can think of.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: So quick little recap.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: First night, I'm minding my business.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: I really want that bug out of here.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's crawling on you?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, but she over here.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-oh.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not getting no more organic tea.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going back to tea's.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: No pun intended.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: I was minding my business in Hollow, taking me a selfie.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: So this whole, I mean, you know, we from Houston uh person place of thing.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_02: This whole joke to my picture.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_02: And she said, Well, uh, well, what's your Instagram?
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know you're gonna post me, friend.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God, I'm not gonna post it.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: I can assure you, I will not be posting you.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: Then she said, Well, I like your vibe.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Can we hang out tonight?
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: Fred, no, I don't mean to come out of a bag.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: Are you trying to eat my pussy?
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was just about to say, was she trying to lick it?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: When she said hang out tonight, she meant right now.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: You got to lick it before you stick.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_03: And that first little shady remark was her way of trying to get your Instagram to peep.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: I know you're gonna post me.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: What's your Instagram?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's not flirting.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: You're not.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: Was she a stud?
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: Was she what?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: A stud.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: No, she was a a one-two stead.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: What does that mean?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: She was dressed like Sierra in that video.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: What them called?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry to this lady.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um what's them kind of lesbians called?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what she's talking about.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_02: She was a lipstick.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: She had on some timberlins.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she was a lipstick lesbian.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: She on some timberlins and a do-rag, but then she had on a mid-drip with her titties out.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: But I was just wondering what me and her.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: Shane somebody, okay.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like she had a timberland on.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Ma, ma, I've been hugging the block.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: Is you gonna suck it or not?
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: She, I I liked her vibe, but sister, I'm not gay one.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: And then two, you weighed 90 pounds, friend.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: What we even if I was gay.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_02: We look like the number 10, baby.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: We can't do nothing.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: We can't.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm too big for you, mamas.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: But she was cool as fuck.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, the girls came down.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Lick, shout out to B Land.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh they came down to the city.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: Got to go to Mandy and Wheezy's uh one night only show at Studio Music Hall, Sony Music Hall.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know I'm an auntie.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_03: Radio Music Hall.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: Radio.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: Radio City.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: Radio Music City Hall.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_03: Sony Music Hall.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: Sony.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, babe.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: She was sold the fuck out.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: One night only show.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_02: I've never been to a Mandy and Wheezy show, so I didn't know what to expect.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: But these homes is freaky.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little too much.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's freakier than Poor Ma show.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah, it's freakier than poor Ma.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: You got bitches in here pussy popping with Bell Pussy at the at the Horrible Decision Show, babe.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little freaky.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: Poor my show is like a party.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's like girls' night.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go out, turn up, how do you think?
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Twerking, yeah.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Twerk, throw a little ass with Lex and Drew, fine ass.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: Horrible decision show.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: You might leave the party thumping.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Now that's what was going on in there.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_02: It was some freaky shit going on.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Thing might thump for you.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_02: The little red part might come out.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: It was some freaky shit going on in there.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds cool though.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, it used to be like Kappa Beach Party and then like Freak Nick.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we missed.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: We don't have that number.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: We don't need it.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: After going to a freak show, everybody is freaky enough.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all online showing your pussies and dicks for$2.99 a month.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I just had to throw a little shade.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um Damn.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_01: So that was unnecessary.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: We could cut that out.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: People say they know shit.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not paying shit.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: Should never say it.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: What else happened in New York?
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, what was your you had good food, actually?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you told me about one place.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: But never mind.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: I remember eating wings out the bodega every night at 2 a.m.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you and I ate that nasty ass halut street meat.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: But not the good kind.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, I was eating sticky.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: I know that there was a cart animal.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was off a cart.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and not on the man.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: It was terrible.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: That's the worst.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: I know that's not what Habi beat and be eating.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: That was the worst shit I've ever ate in my life.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I don't remember no good food.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: But it's New York.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure I had some good food somewhere.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I got to see all of the dolls.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Melanie.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Sayo.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Big Jennifer.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Not the little one, sweetie.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: I got to see all my girls in ketchup with all my folks.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I had an amazing time.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: New York.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: And you stay right in the central.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: I stayed in some great places while I was there.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: I moved around a couple times, but I got to hang with literally all my girls, gays, and they.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: So shout out to New York.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: I will be back, bitch, whether y'all like it or not.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_02: Now, let's move on.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: No shade all tea.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Mom and dad had a family dinner day.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Will and Jada Pickett Smith make first joint appearance in six months during dinner at Nobu Malibu.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_02: I love Will and Jada.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to always root for them to find their way back to the way.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_03: I think they found their oh back to being married and only married to each other.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she just came out and said not too long ago that they will they are going to get back to it?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I know we are.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: We're working on it.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: Had to be like 30 years.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: Have to be.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's okay for them to step away and get right back to it.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's healthy, right?
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_02: I never been with what there's not one person.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: I just feel like being with somebody for over 30 years is just and only them and not experiencing anything else.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's just unrealistic.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like I don't hate them together, like at like at all.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like I love it.
• 13:51
  unknown: Yeah.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: I love their admiration for each other.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Both of them say it's nothing that the other one can do to divorce.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: Now I don't know about that.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_02: But I love that they keep trying to make it back to one another.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's that true love shit people talk about.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm gone, nigga.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: But maybe because they're like, you got me sitting at a table talking about an entanglement.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: I might have to get on the body.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_02: But I love that for them.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: They were joined by Jaden, Will's mom Caroline, Will's son Trey, and Trey's mom Sheree Sam Pino.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_03: What you got against Sheree?
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_04: His first wife.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Trey's his first wife.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: Trey's mom.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have any sense of me, so maybe I don't I don't identify, but Trey is like 40.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you always excuse me, like I didn't mean to kiss you.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you always always always what?
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Around his son's mother can't be at dinner with him.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: This is why I hate niggas with you.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: This is just why.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: This is just why.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: But hey, uh they seem to all be friends and family.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it was my baby mama, baby daddy, mine.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: And no.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, could you be in an open, non-traditional marriage?
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: Would you prefer an open marriage?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm not technology.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_02: So I feel like I could be open, but this is my thing.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna sound bad too.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: What happens to people just cheating like normal people in the world?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you would rather be in a marriage and just cheat on each other and not know about it?
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: What is normal gonna do?
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_01: So killer's from the if you didn't know, she's from the 60s.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: She or she you ride or die, you ride or die ish, ish, ish, ish.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, you perceiving me so wrong right now.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody that I've known this long.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm saying I'm saying that you know there's an honesty to you.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: There's an honesty, that is that honesty aspect.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's not necessarily that you're gonna look like take anything lying down, but there's that honesty aspect.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: And sometimes, and a lot of times, majority of the times, you put that on, you know, like you be like, no, hell no.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: You call it like you see it.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm not saying it's a fool.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm saying there's an honesty to you.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: My thing is just get you a little piece of pussy on the side and leave me out of it.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm gonna give me a little piece of dick on the side and leave you alone.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's the honesty.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, how am I wrong?
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's two different things.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean, I don't it ain't buddy and clay.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm jumping off this bitch.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe Ryder Die was too strong.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, no, but I'm I might dabble in a little dick from time to time, but I'm gonna basically fall on the dick.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't get back to you.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: You're not embarrassed.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: Do the same and leave me out of bed.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I don't know.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: When people say open marriage, I just envision like my nigga getting dressed.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: He'd be like, where you going?
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I gotta, I'm I'm gonna go fuck this bitch right quick.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be back.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: The communicating part of it is like, no, you don't need it.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: You'll you're better without it, basically.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's not even better.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like I don't want to hear that.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't want to do that.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: Better without it.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to hear you just somebody else.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: Better without it.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to hear you saying, oh my god.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: But is that what an open marriage relationship is?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Communicating every single thing you do with somebody else?
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Or I don't know, is it?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: I know it's uh not interested and never will be, so I don't know.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean I just know it means non-monogamy, and I know that it means that there's a contractual agreement.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: Ethical non-monogamy.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, what is ethical non-monogamy?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I've never heard that phrase before.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_01: You just slipped and fell on a dick.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like, uh how's that ethical?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: Ethical part of being open and honest that I like yeah.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Non-monogamous.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: I also feel like it's just too much communication on the clock.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: Ain't shit over there that funny.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_04: Anyways, I also just feel like I just don't want to talk about it.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, are you friends with any of your exes or previous friends?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think exes should be friends?
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you something.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: For me, you scared?
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_02: He gave up his wife.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: I guess that's a fuck no.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna sit this one out.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: I just feel like, oh yeah, yeah, you should sit.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's my Yeah, because you, you and your ex.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah I'ma sit this one out.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: I am too.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: I am too hello.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_02: What's T Mo?
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, I know about you.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_02: What's C.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: You know about me too.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_02: Say the name.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: Say the little No, I would never say the name.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: Fine language or something.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: I want to know too messy away.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, brother.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: This guy stayed.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Girl, mouth.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't worry about it.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: I call I can't.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'll call T.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: I clock T.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't want to be friends with you, dumbass, lame man, weak and broke ass.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: People be asking to be my friend.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Why would I want to be your friend?
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: What about you is friendly?
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Friendly-ish?
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't have been fucking with you.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: I damn sure don't want to keep looking at you.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, anyways.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: What y'all mad at?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: What's funny?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like, don't come in here laughing.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm laughing at Chris laughing.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: We started off as just friends.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_02: We started off as friends.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, we didn't.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: You did?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: Started off you liked him.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: You weren't saying that when you was getting addicted.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Now you said.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: This is a family program.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Now you said now you said you don't like the nigga no more.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: You were saying that when what?
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_02: When you was I will I actually was saying that, hey, this is probably not a good idea.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: And I hope y'all don't think that's what be keeping bitches engaged.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: What dick?
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all got erectile dysfunction.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: What's the phone?
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all can't finger no more.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: When the dick do get hard, y'all gotta hurry up and skill foreplay for it.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: Get back soft.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: Pills and potions.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all take pills.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: Man, go know.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Motherfuckers 30 seats taken Viagra.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't even try to get your dick hard.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, Rock and Unique are back on our screens.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: Power Book 3, Raisin Canaan, season 5.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: Premier last Friday.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: Have y'all watched the show?
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: Claps, clap, sure, for me.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: Have y'all watched the show yet?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: The first episode, yeah.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Did you watch it?
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm asking the question.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: Did you like it?
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't watch it.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_03: Did you watch it?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I watched it.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: How'd you feel about it?
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: Why didn't y'all watch it?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Who am I talking about it with?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, we can talk about it.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: Did you like it?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: What happened?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: Spoiler alert.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: Cainen shot Lou.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: His damn uncle.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, I don't even want to talk about this shit no more.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Did you watch it?
• 22:02
  unknown: I'm too cheap.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_02: You too cheap to pay$5.99 for stars?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's on sale for$3.99 right now.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: For three months.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: So you're going to miss an episode after that.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: As a man.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's how they get you.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: As a man, you ain't got stars?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: I hate this is a sidebar.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: I hate when I'm at a nigga off.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_03: He ain't got nothing.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_03: No amenities.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: I wanna watch a show.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: No amenities.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_00: HBO's way better than stars.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to be a man.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to have everything.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, quick story.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: This nigga invited me up for Valentine's Day one day.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: And we didn't really know each other to be celebrating Valentine's Day, but it's like, okay, you ain't got shit to do.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: I ain't got shit to do.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: I said, look, I'ma come, but I'm gonna come after because we were supposed to go to a bar anyway.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm gonna come after how to get away with murder.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: This was like at the height of how to get away with murder.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: If you was fucking with TGT, G G I T, Big Sean, the not the little one, bitch.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was an order when we watched these shows.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, so I was like, I have well, how do I?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: I I was watching all three, but I'm like, well, I gotta watch How to Get Away with Murder, though.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's my one.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'ma come over there when he goes off.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'll meet you at the bar or something.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_02: He was like, nah, come over here watching.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna pre-game here, then we're gonna go to the bar.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, I get there.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: He don't have ABC 13.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: So I can't watch.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: Who doesn't have ABC 13?
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: That nigga.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: Try to watch it on a fire stick.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, where the fuck is Shonda?
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was so motherfucking man.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: Then thought you was gonna get some pussy.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, I'm going home.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: You done made me miss my motherfucking show.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_03: I hate a nigga with a jailbroken fire stick.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like purchase the shit.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_02: My pussy is dry.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: It was dry when I came here.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: You made it dry.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: You don't have ABC 13, bitch.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's the real movie, brother.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, this was the episode where they found out who killed what you call it?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, the husband.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: The white man?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, this was like when they found out who liked one behind the game.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_02: I was so, and I'm looking at the timeline.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_02: The timeline like B.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh my God.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: So you just unlocked the memory not having 299 stars.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: You scared the hoes.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_02: Get the stars so y'all can watch K now.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Starzy.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Starzy go pushy.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: Speak for my uh login.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sharing this kid.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: I already got four people.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: I already got four people on my account.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, shout out to my girl B Lynn, who often impersonates Patina Miller, who plays Rock on the show.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: She was able to meet her uh last week while we were in New York.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: She went to the stars premiere party, and I am looking forward to see what B Lynn and Rock get up to and Lou and all y'all over there down at the Stars production.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um looking forward to seeing what y'all do.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to talk about these people no more.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_02: Dwight Howard and Amy Luciani.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: Is that even her fucking name?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: Ain't no niggas named Luciani.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: Name a nigga.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so sick of you.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of this, grandpa.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Ain't no name Luigiani won't leave us.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: The car say Dwayne Howard and Amy Luciani won't leave us alone.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: Uh TMZ claims that NBA star Dwayne Howard 40 filed for a protective order against his wife Amy 36.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so sorry to kiss in his mind.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: Claiming he felt tricked into marriage and she lied about being able to have kids.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: You done shot so much Coke sperm in her.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_02: She probably could have kids when she got there.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: That pussy's so residue.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is residue a word?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, babe.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's recurring B V right there.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's Coke Dick.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: Coke dick and he be Coke Dick.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_03: Coke dick.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: And he be cheating with everybody.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: And what's everybody?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody, the girls gays and days.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's what they said on the street.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, me, that's what the card said.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I didn't write that on the card.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody wrote some bitch.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody wrote it.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: That is a thing though, for real.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why men don't act like them coming in you is not a chemical reaction.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: It literally is chemicals.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: It literally is biology.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally, what's that shit on the periodic table?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's periodic tables being exchanged.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's shit going on.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: She probably could have had kids when she got there.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_02: Coke dick got her like infertile.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: What's the is that the word?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, Dwight, don't stop bringing the whiskey in here.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Dwight also addressed Amy saying he uses cocaine.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_02: He said he has never used cocaine in his life.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: Why he lying like that?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: What happened to the Ziploc bag full of cocaine if she showed us online?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: After you show us a Ziploc bag, a Texas gallon Ziploc H E B bag full of Coke, saying that's your man Coke friend.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: If you decide to get back with him, I wish y'all all the best.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: The wife says her lies on social media cost him jobs.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: Wasn't they just said Jennifer Hudson show?
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: Walking down the tunnel?
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: Did they previously record that?
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but that was like six months ago.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: She showed us their coke.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_02: They ain't recorded their episodes.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: The two have to stay a hundred yards away from each other and cut post about each other on social media.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_02: The white has to pay her 10k for moving expensive.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_01: How much was 100 yards?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: That don't sound like a lot.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: 100 yards away from each other?
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: No, that don't sound like a lot.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like you can be downstairs, I could be upstairs probably.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's stupid.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: But you don't think 10k is enough to move?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:28
  unknown: No.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: Move where.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: You got in the basement?
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_03: In the basement.
• 28:34
  unknown: No.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: You can't even you can't even move shit around.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: By the time you hire movers, boxes, get a new couch.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, that's all a mess for today, child.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: So now we're gonna get into the honey pot.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: Sweet answers to tough questions.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Audience, I am big.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on my knees.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: Can y'all send me some questions that's not related to me and a man, please?
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to talk about this.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Not mine anyway.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna talk about y'all's.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: This is sweet answers to tough questions.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Please put it in the comment section or the email is in the description.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_02: Please send me some questions.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: You will remain anonymous.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: Now I might laugh at you a little bit, but I ain't gonna tell nobody who he is.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's all in fun.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: This is all in fun.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all can send personal questions, relationship questions, messing questions, anything.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just send them in.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_02: I would love to hear from the audience.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's what the call.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, here's our honeypot question.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: My world share?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_02: Can we say her name?
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, okay, on YouTube she asked, Hi Keller, love the show.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: It keeps me going during work.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: I have a question.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: Do you sex?
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, send sexy sexual messages to men that you are dating?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: My boo text me.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait to be inside of you.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I responded, You so messy.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: You want to know what the shit is.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_02: I responded, I can't wait to feel your warmth inside me.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_02: And he laughed at me, laughed my ass off.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: What would you have responded?
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_02: Please help your girl out.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to say.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait to feel your warmth inside me.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: Can you say that the regular way, please?
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait to feel your warmth inside me.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh he laughed at her?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: And he laughed.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: What was she supposed to say?
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_02: So she said, King, what would you have responded?
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: Please help your girl out.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, y'all wanna know what I responded?
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_02: I do actually.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_01: I also want to while she watch you at work, because you're the wrong person to watch on the clock.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, where are you working?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_02: Big Shirley Doll.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: She got a headphones in.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: Who watched afternoon C at work?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: Don't be laughing at my friends.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: My world share.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, my watch.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: I love Cher for sending in your question.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: What would I have responded?
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: All right, y'all ready?
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_02: I would have responded, put that big old thing in me.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a good one.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_02: Bit me over, Daddy, when you get here.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: Bring that dick here.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, bring that dick up.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: That's really it.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: That is slapping off MR.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's getting worse.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: Ram it down my throat.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: What did someone say?
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: Slap me on my ass, put my head then.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to say?
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so old.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Come over here.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Come here.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: Come over here.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Just pull up.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't really like sex thing.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: Just pull up, please.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not shaving my pussy.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm watching how to get away with murder.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not shaving my pussy.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care what you got going on.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_02: Just come over here.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, no, for real.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, what would you have said?
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't sex.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: You've never sexed in your life.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, I haven't.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Ah! Everybody in this audience said you were a motherfucking lie.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: What would you have said?
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: What are you supposed to say?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_02: What's sexy?
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: Can't wait to see you.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: If he didn't like what she said, then you ain't gonna like what I say.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: What did she say?
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: I want to feel your warmth inside of me.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait to feel your warmth inside of me.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's what's up for an emoji.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's sexy?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: What you think?
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: You said the pussy emoji?
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-oh.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: The peach.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be saying that's a pussy.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_03: To me?
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: What's the pussy look?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's how juicy it is.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no free cold.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_03: The peach is the booty.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: But you want to put a big pussy with the juiciness.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_02: The pussy is the cat.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: The little cat.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I put the big cat, the one that be walking.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see this big Tubaca bitch?
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: You put the what?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_02: The cat that be walking, the big cat.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: I would have sent them back a voice now.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know either.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: Just come get it.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you would have said.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you would have said.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: Just come get it.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: Come and get it.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: You got to spell come see you.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Come.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're good at this.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you asking us?
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: You're really good.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get y'all some dick with these.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just pull up.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: Just pull up.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't sexy enough.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you can't get there for like another two hours, pull up.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: Also, man.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all have to get you a man?
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: So men are more simple?
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: Chris, what would you like somebody to say back if you said I can't wait to be inside you?
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_00: What's an appropriate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, you were talking about You said that to her.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: What would you want her to respond back?
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: If you said I didn't say no shit like that, you what should she reply back?
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_00: 9110024.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna leave y'all with this message.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna leave y'all with the I'ma leave y'all with a message.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna leave y'all with this message.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: At the end of the day, the day gotta end just like this motherfucking show, bitch.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for tuning in.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Buy your tickets at afternoon tea with KV.com.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to all the girls, gays and days I got to hang out with in New York.
• 34:56
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• 34:58
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• 35:01
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• 35:06
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• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for coming to my tea party.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: Bye y'all!