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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 3rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 1: For a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you, it's a pre-Friday.
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  Speaker 4: It's a Thursday. It's September the 3rd, 2026. My name
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  Speaker 4: is Woody. That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We got Menace. What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grad is here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We got Seabass. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Jeff G is here.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 3: We got Bort. We got Menji.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open.
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  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: You can send us a text over to 22987. Today
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  Speaker 4: is International Cabernet Day, Greg.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I will be celebrating the second I leave.
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  Speaker 4: Now, that is your favorite, right?
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 6: It's my go-to.
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  Speaker 4: It's Skyscraper Day. It's U.S.
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  Speaker 3: Bowling League Day.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: Today is also National Welsh Rarebit Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it rabbit? People will say rabbit, like a rabbit sauce,
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  Speaker 4: but it's rarebit.
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  Speaker 6: Rarebit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of like a cheese. There's like cheese in it, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's rabbit, cheese sauce, mustard, Worcestershire.
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  Speaker 4: It's really good.
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  Speaker 7: On toasted bread.
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  Speaker 3: It's like an open-faced sandwich. Dude, it's so good. Where
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  Speaker 3: do they serve that at?
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  Speaker 6: Never heard of it.
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  Speaker 4: Ireland?
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  Speaker 3: Wales?
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  Speaker 6: No, I have not.
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  Speaker 3: Rarebit.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, you would love it.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good. It looks awesome.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like a cheese toast, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with rabbit.
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  Speaker 4: It's spelled, if you want to look it up, rarebit. R-A-R-E-B-I-T, rarebit.
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  Speaker 6: Goddamn, that was good.
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  Speaker 4: National Baby Back Ribs Day is today.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get to the birthdays, the porno birthday here in
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  Speaker 4: a second. Do you guys want to play a game
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  Speaker 4: of Who Is It?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so every day I ask everybody here on
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  Speaker 4: the show to give me some things that if I
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  Speaker 4: just went to them in the moment, Yeah. That they
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  Speaker 4: would bring up on the show.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm going to bring something up and then you
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  Speaker 4: have to try to guess who this belongs to.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right. All right.
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  Speaker 4: The first one says, I have a new favorite fast
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  Speaker 4: food item, Taco Bell's nacho fries.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Fat Sammy, right? It screams menace, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't think.
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  Speaker 6: He cares about the fries.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah. Does he care about the fries?
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  Speaker 3: No, he wouldn't care. I know the answer, obviously.
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  Speaker 9: It does sound like menace.
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  Speaker 6: Right, but he's not freaking out over fries. That's true.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's not me. Seabass, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass. What's your guess? I'll say Seabass because he eats
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  Speaker 3: a lot of fast food, too.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to say Gina because she's been mentioning all
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  Speaker 8: the different fast food places she's.
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  Speaker 9: Stopped at recently.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Who has a new favorite food item? Taco Bell's nacho fries.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hear me out.
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  Speaker 7: The kid got them and I tasted them and like
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  Speaker 7: something lit up in my brain. The batter is amazing.
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  Speaker 7: It reminds me of the Arby's curly fries, but it
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  Speaker 7: has a little bit of like spicy seasoning. And then
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  Speaker 7: we dipped it in the processed cheese sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so kind of, is that like a tempura kind
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  Speaker 4: of thing?
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  Speaker 7: Kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Coating on the outside of them?
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  Speaker 7: You know that really great crispity batter?
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  Speaker 4: Because when you said curly fries.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 4: It almost has like that blistered.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Like the blistered outside of the fries.
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  Speaker 7: But they're like kind of long, straight and the great seasoning.
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  Speaker 7: And I fell in love.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Next one.
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  Speaker 4: Who does this belong to? It says, I saw a
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  Speaker 4: guy in a parking lot clearly having some kind of
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  Speaker 4: meltdown or drug episode.
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  Speaker 10: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: And couldn't stop watching, yet I didn't want to make
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  Speaker 4: eye contact.
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  Speaker 3: Sammy.
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  Speaker 9: That's so Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: Because the way that Sammy is throwing everybody off.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Sammy, but... She doesn't want to say hi or good
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  Speaker 3: morning to anybody.
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  Speaker 4: That could also be CVAS.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 10: No, because there's no cop call.
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  Speaker 8: Greg is scared of everything. And he hates giving attention
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  Speaker 8: to anything that wants attention.
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  Speaker 7: Sammy, you're swaying me. I'm going with Greg.
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  Speaker 10: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: That's a fair point. So you're saying Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, who's your guess? Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: I said Greg. Menace.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying Menace. All right, well, who saw a guy
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  Speaker 4: in the parking lot having some kind of meltdown or
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  Speaker 4: drug episode?
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  Speaker 6: That was me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted so badly to just sit and stare. This
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  Speaker 6: dude was in his car, all alone, behind the steering wheel, screaming, gesturing,
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  Speaker 6: punching the dashboard, and then looking all around and yelling,
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  Speaker 6: and I thought he's having some sort of breakdown slash
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  Speaker 6: drug-addled episode. I wanted to stand there, but then I
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  Speaker 6: was kind of afraid he might get out of the car.
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  Speaker 7: Turn it at you.
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  Speaker 6: And do something. And then I ran in to get
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  Speaker 6: what I needed to get, ran back out, and he
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  Speaker 6: wasn't in the car anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: I was hoping so badly to continue watching this guy's downfall.
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  Speaker 10: Well, Greg, in a related note, I called the cops
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  Speaker 10: on people not once but twice. The first one, similar
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  Speaker 10: to Greg, she was... you know, five in the morning, uh,
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  Speaker 10: just like tapping and like poking at the drive-thru speaker
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  Speaker 10: standing in the, just like, and then I pull in
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  Speaker 10: behind her to grab some breakfast. And she looks, literally
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  Speaker 10: looks at me and hisses.
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  Speaker 3: And then I.
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  Speaker 10: Called the cops on her because she is a danger
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  Speaker 10: to herself at the very least. And then later that day,
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  Speaker 10: what do I see rolling down the street in the
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  Speaker 10: directly the traffic lane, but dude in a power wheelchair,
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  Speaker 10: like he's taking up the, like he's a car going
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  Speaker 10: four miles an hour.
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  Speaker 4: I saw this this morning. At the convenience store, I've
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  Speaker 4: told Greg about this car that I've seen. This is
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  Speaker 4: the hoarder car that has all the boxes and stuff
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  Speaker 4: on the side. On the top, there's even a milk
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  Speaker 4: crate on the top.
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  Speaker 3: Of the roof.
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  Speaker 4: Inside, there's just enough space for this person to sit
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  Speaker 4: and drive the car. The rest of it is filled
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  Speaker 4: with garbage. Look at that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 7: That doesn't even look real.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 3: The car itself is in good shape.
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  Speaker 7: It's always an old clunker.
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  Speaker 4: Look at the passenger side. I mean, it's to the roof.
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  Speaker 3: It's insane.
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  Speaker 4: Now, did I not make eye contact? No, the woman,
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  Speaker 4: it's a woman, and she was standing there on the
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  Speaker 4: sidewalk right before you went into the store, and she goes...
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  Speaker 4: what are you taking a picture? I've said, a car
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  Speaker 4: that I've never seen before in my life. I said,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know how you get into that thing.
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  Speaker 3: She confronted you. Why are you taking a picture?
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  Speaker 10: What do you mean, why am I taking a picture?
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  Speaker 10: She thought she got you.
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  Speaker 6: Have you seen your car, lady?
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  Speaker 10: What is that? As a libertarian, let people live, I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 10: if you're not... actively spilling fuel on.
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  Speaker 3: The road or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But those people are not well. That stuff is not
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  Speaker 4: attached to the roof all that great.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna hurt somebody.
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  Speaker 4: What did she look like? She kind of looked like
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  Speaker 4: a skinny version of the woman who just died from
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  Speaker 4: Home Alone. The woman in the park with the pigeons. Oh!
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  Speaker 11: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She had like dumpy sweatpants.
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  Speaker 3: On that figure. Right, Greg?
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  Speaker 12: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Take a picture to last longer.
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  Speaker 6: I sent Woody a picture of the hoarder car in
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  Speaker 6: my neighborhood. It's so hoardery that the guy drives while
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  Speaker 6: holding his door open.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: Here, I'll give you one more. All right.
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  Speaker 4: This one says, I hate that I love the TV
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  Speaker 4: show Big Brother. I even bet who's going to get
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  Speaker 4: kicked out on Kalshi. Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: That's one of those prediction markets.
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  Speaker 7: That's Menace or Seabass.
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  Speaker 10: They both do that.
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  Speaker 9: Or Jeff G. Menace or Jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: The big brother thing is Jeff G.
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  Speaker 10: Right, but he has to know how to use calci.
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  Speaker 10: That's not going to be the women here.
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  Speaker 4: That's also not Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Or Greg. Big brother?
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  Speaker 6: Boring.
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  Speaker 7: I don't bet on chick TV for sports.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So what's your guess, Sammy?
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 9: I'm going Jeff G.
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  Speaker 3: Going Jeff G. Seabass?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I've told everybody the way.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 4: Menace?
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  Speaker 3: Use the promo code Woody on Couchy, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to say Jeff G.
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  Speaker 4: Free plug.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Gina?
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm going to say Menace.
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  Speaker 10: Menace.
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  Speaker 6: I kind of want to be part of the herd
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  Speaker 6: and say Jeff G, but I'm sticking with Menace.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Who hates if they love Big Brother and they even
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  Speaker 4: bet on who's going to get kicked out?
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 3: Easy.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I hate watching that show, and I hate all
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  Speaker 14: the people.
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  Speaker 3: On it, but I still watch it.
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  Speaker 7: You bet on it.
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  Speaker 3: It's so effing annoying, and yes, I bet on who
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  Speaker 3: gets kicked out.
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  Speaker 10: Tell these people, because every time we bring up Survivor
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  Speaker 10: or Big Brother, Woody goes, who the hell's even watching this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I thought that was for super old people.
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  Speaker 2: Same.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I had no idea that anybody even watched that.
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  Speaker 14: In the summertime, there's not a lot of crap on,
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  Speaker 14: and once you kind of get hooked the first couple weeks-
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  Speaker 14: You are all in.
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  Speaker 10: A lot of women in their 20s and 30s still
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  Speaker 10: watch both those shows.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I always find super old ladies into it.
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  Speaker 6: It's all about Baylor.
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  Speaker 4: It's the super young and the super young and hot.
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  Speaker 3: And if you listen to me, I'm not really into
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  Speaker 3: competition reality shows.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 10: He likes drama.
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  Speaker 8: He's watching a different one now, too, that he keeps mentioning,
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  Speaker 8: and he's never mentioned Big Brother.
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  Speaker 9: What are you into right now, man?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Stassi's House. Stassi's House. Yeah, shout out to Stassi.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Yeah, on Disney +. Hulu, what, what?
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  Speaker 3: Time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 6: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to sip a toddy like it's your birthday. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: we don't give a fuck. It's your birthday. Starting with
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  Speaker 3: the celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to Charlie Sheen, who is 61 years old today.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Sharifa, who is Bobby Bacavale on Sopranos.
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  Speaker 15: Bobby Bacala.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, guess how old he is today, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 16: 69?
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  Speaker 10: 69.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, we have some really good game
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  Speaker 4: players in here. Red Fu, former member of LMFAO.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: He is 51 years old today. And then your porno
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  Speaker 4: birthday is Jessica Ryan. And today's birthday girl, she's been
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  Speaker 4: passed around more than a stapler at the office. Which,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, we need a new stapler here in
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  Speaker 4: the studio.
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  Speaker 6: It's the biggest piece of crap.
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  Speaker 4: 685 fine films, including Throat Party. She was in Just
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  Speaker 4: the Tip, Volume 3.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: She was fantastic in Jessica Hires an Assistant to Satisfy
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  Speaker 4: Her Oral Fixation. She was in Amateur Anal Attempts, Volume 35.
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  Speaker 4: She tried.
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  Speaker 3: Keep trying.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Anal Therapy for Babes. She was in
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  Speaker 4: Our Therapist Wants Us to F. Plumber Gets His Pipe Cleaned.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Hungry for Squirt. And then who can
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  Speaker 4: forget her unforgettable role in Lesbian Spank Inferno? Oh, Inferno.
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  Speaker 4: That's Jessica Ryan, who's 40 years old today. And that's
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  Speaker 4: your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let's see what else we have for you.
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  Speaker 3: How about some news headlines? Yeah. How about that? Let's
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  Speaker 3: see what's going on there. Gina Grav, what do you
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  Speaker 3: got for us?
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  Speaker 7: Well, two people were killed and six others were hurt
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  Speaker 7: in a mass shooting at a downtown Minneapolis apartment building yesterday,
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  Speaker 7: and the suspected shooter's also dead. Two officers were hit,
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  Speaker 7: but they're expected to recover. The shooter has been ID'd
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  Speaker 7: as this 35-year-old douche who was facing eviction after allegedly
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  Speaker 7: walking around the building with a gun and threatening to
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  Speaker 7: kill people. Cops still haven't found an official motive, but
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  Speaker 7: Sounds like we can figure it out and, you know,
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  Speaker 7: glad he's gone. Well, we've got an update on the
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  Speaker 7: Tiger Woods case. Tiger has taken a plea deal in
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  Speaker 7: his DUI case that says he can't drive for five years.
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  Speaker 3: Including golf carts, I heard, right? Anything motorized. Damn, you're
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  Speaker 3: that bad.
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  Speaker 7: Tiger pleaded guilty to reckless driving.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds pretty great, though, right?
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: It's the point I've been making about my wife giving
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  Speaker 4: me the silent treatment.
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  Speaker 3: When she's mad.
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  Speaker 4: Like, this is not a punishment.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: You're not allowed to drive. Dude, I wish I could.
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  Speaker 4: I just can't.
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  Speaker 6: That would be like being on the no-fly list.
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  Speaker 3: Like, ugh. Someone's going to have to drive me.
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  Speaker 7: The DUI charge was dropped, and he was fined a
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  Speaker 7: whole thousand dollars. So yeah, for the next five years,
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  Speaker 7: he's going to live Menace's dream, I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 3: I know, because he has the means to have a driver.
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  Speaker 3: And now, yeah, he gets driven everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: So can you write that off? Can you write the
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  Speaker 4: cost off of the driver? Because you've been court-ordered not
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  Speaker 4: to drive. So it's a forced expense.
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  Speaker 6: I wonder.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I would guess no.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe just for work, not just for running around all day.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little out of my tax bracket, so I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't know. Now I'm saying for anybody who's gotten DUI.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think you can write that off. Why would you?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Why would you?
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  Speaker 7: Because it's not a work expense. It's just you being
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  Speaker 7: an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're forced to.
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  Speaker 7: But you could take the bus.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: This is a question for a tax guy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, tell us.
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  Speaker 3: Hit us up on the text over to 22987. I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure if he was going to an event and he
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: was getting paid for it, he could probably write that off.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: Look, they're going to pay to drive him if he's
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: going to an event.
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: He'll be fine.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: But if he's going to the grocery store, I don't think. Nah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: Has he been to the grocery store? When's the last
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: time Tiger Woods went to.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: The grocery store?
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: Do you even know where the nearest one is?
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 13:33
  Speaker 7: How much could a banana be, Michael?
• 13:35
  Speaker 8: $ 10?
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's definitely gone to the liquor store.
• 13:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: And the pharmacy. Yeah, the pharmacy. That's right.
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: Well, the jury in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial is
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: back for a sixth day of deliberation after coming back
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: deadlocked twice. They've spent nearly 30 hours deciding whether Clancy
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: was criminally responsible for killing her three kids. Her lawyers say,
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: as we know, postpartum psychosis, but prosecutors say she knew
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: what she was doing. So this is a new term
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: I hadn't heard before. The judge has now given them
• 14:03
  Speaker 7: one final dynamite charge. That is basically just get back
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: in there, listen to each other, figure it out and
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: stay in there until you figure something out. If they
• 14:13
  Speaker 7: don't and they're still deadlocked, this could just all end
• 14:15
  Speaker 7: in a mistrial, which, oh, my God, how annoying would
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: that be?
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: Start all over.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: I was reading a report yesterday that said that the
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: prosecution would almost certainly retry her.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is not one of those, like a lot
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: of times it'll happen and you get something like this.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: The prosecutor's like, you know what, we're not doing this again.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you walk. But they're not letting this one go.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: Well, feminist icon and journalist Gloria Steinem has died at.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: 92 years old.
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: She became one of the biggest names in the women's
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: rights movements, and she co-founded Ms. Magazine, who I think
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: CBAS still subscribes to.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Probably, as the lead feminist on the show.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: Right, and spent decades fighting for equal pay and reproductive rights.
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: Steinem was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2013,
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: and she died peacefully at her home in New York.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: I was today years old when I learned that her
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: stepson is Christian Bale.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: I somehow knew that.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've heard her name before.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: Gloria Steinem?
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, you've heard it growing up.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: You've heard it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: It wasn't she the one that— I.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Like how people go, no, you've heard it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, you have, Woody.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Woody, you have. How do you go through school?
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: How do you go through life? At our age, she
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: was a big deal. And didn't she do the undercover
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: at the Playboy Club with the little Playboy bunny suit?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Gloria Gaynor.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: No, wrong one.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Hurricane Gloria.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: She will survive. 1986.
• 15:31
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: The song Gloria by Kathleen Flanagan.
• 15:34
  Speaker 16: Gloria. Gloria.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Gloria.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Gloria.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Gloria. Gloria. Gloria.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: For a billion dollars.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: For a billion dollars. I mean, in that realm, Gloria
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: would be like Gloria Allred. Yeah, Gloria Allred. Yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: If you told me to guess- I think I would
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: have guessed maybe politician.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: When you heard Gloria Steinem?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: Parallel to that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Woody, you've heard of her.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Okay. Trust us.
• 15:59
  Speaker 10: Woody.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: You know exactly who she is and you know her
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: entire biography.
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: I stand corrected.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: You're right. I have.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: Stop playing.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: You know everything about her. And Christian Bale was her stepson.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: Well, if you haven't been affected by a scam yet,
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: don't think it's never going to happen to you because
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: Americans reported losing a record $ 16 billion to scams last year.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: That's up 25% from 2024. And investigators say the real
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: number is probably a lot higher. Nearly $ 8 billion of
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: that came from investment scams, another $ 3. 5 billion from imposters,
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: and almost 30% of people who lost money said the
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: scam started on social media.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they said that 56% of Americans every single day
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: get hit up by, in some way, involving a scam.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Like their phone, their social media, their email, everything.
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: Oh, easily.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Now, the Federal Trade Commission is trying to make a
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: dent in all this by going after fake tax services,
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: health insurance, debt relief, other phony businesses. And if we
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: have to say it, we have to say it again.
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: Just remember, they will never demand money. They will never
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: threaten you, tell you to transfer money or promise you
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: a prize.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: They will never ask for your four digit code.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Like that's the one I think is going to get
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: people the most. We heard about that more recently. This
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: woman had her whole bank account drained. Because she had
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: her information, her bank login, like at least the email,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: and they knew she banked it wherever that was. The
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: scammers went in, put their username as the email, right,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: and said, forgot password.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: But before they did that, they had her phone number.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: So they called. They said, hey, we're calling from whatever
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: the bank was. We need to verify some information because
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: we believe there's some scam or fraudulent activity on your account.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: We're going to send you a four-digit code to verify.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: And so they go, okay. But that's when they clicked
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: forgot password. And the two-factor of the actual bank, the
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: real bank, that's when it sends to her phone. And
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: she goes, oh, this is legit because it's coming from
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: my actual bank.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: All right, we're going to send you that code right now.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: And then what do you know?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: It shows up. And then she gives them the four-digit code,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: which now gives the scammers access into the account. And
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: they drained everything.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: And gives her no recourse.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: From the bank.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: No, because it even says when you get those text messages...
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: We will not... No one's going to ask you for
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: this code. Don't give that code. It's like your pin code.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Don't give that to anybody. Right, but you're screwed because
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Meta said he had this with his bank and they
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: did ask him to read it out.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is me calling the bank and then
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: they'll ask for me.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: To give them a code. Oh, so you initiated that call.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not calling me. But here's another thing that
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I want to throw out there and I don't understand why...
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: People that provide phone numbers, these phone services, how come
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: we don't go after them as being part of the problem? Totally.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Like selling your phone number?
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Well, no, no. Not that. The people that actually make
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: the phone numbers that these scammers are using, they could
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: see all the activity that's happening. How come people are
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: not going after them and saying like, hey, you keep
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: on providing these numbers for people that are scamming everybody.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: why are you shutting it down?
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like it's absolutely going on in another country, but
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: I have a local area code coming up.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like all the internet services that provide the numbers
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: that cause the hacks, like I don't understand why aren't
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: they like target number one? I mean, people are going
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: after Meta for like all this stuff that's happening on
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: their platform. Why aren't people going after these phone number
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: providers on everything that's happening with them? It's ridiculous.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Good question. Well, that's what's going on right now.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I like to check in with CBass. We closed out
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: all the people who are submitting their ideas for what
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: to do with CBass's that he had paid that company
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: to collect signatures for his anticipated run to be a
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: city council member. And then they didn't come through. They
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: had already collected the money. So Seabass had to actually
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: take them to court. The judgment went in his favor,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: and they did pay up. So he's got his money back,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: but now he's like, well, this is money I figured
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I'd already spent. I'm open to some suggestions of what
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I might do with this money. So people have been
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: pitching ideas to Seabass. And where are we at?
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: We got some last-minute entries as we closed them out
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: at the end of the day last time. Very interesting.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Did you get an influx of boob job texts?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: You brought it up. We got two.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: But wasn't one of them married or something?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: I'm seeking $ 16, 000 for a breast augmentation and lift. I
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: miss my pre-child perky boobs.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: All right, see ya. How much does a boob job cost?
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: Like 10-ish?
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: I thought more than that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: I've been looking. Well, they start even lower than that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 10: You can get them in the six range.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, inflation and everything.
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: But if you really want to go up.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: They inflate them? Up and up.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: In some cases, sort of. They can go up north
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: of 10.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: I mean, look, I know this lady. This happens to
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: a lot of women.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Breastfeeding, etc.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: etc.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: She says she has some kind of clogged duct or something.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: That's all great.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yuck.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: A clogged duct.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Let's think about that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: In your boob.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: A clogged milk duct.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: Again, think about how will this benefit sea bass and-
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: And the world.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: That being said, a young lady here sent in a
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: photo saying her name's Leticia or Leticia, whatever.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: She said, I'm looking for something.
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: There's a new thing called Motiva, a new implant called
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: Motiva that's like apparently- It moves more, and you're lying down.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, it doesn't just look like a bolt-on. Right, right.
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: And she's saying, I'd love to do that. I'm 32, single.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: And I'll show you guys in the studio. I just
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: have small boobs.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Cute, right?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Very cute.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Just cute.
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: And single. And she said, hi, Seabass.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 21:57
  Speaker 10: So she knows how to play that game.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. This is perfect.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: She's not like some... She's not some 19-year-old idiot. Like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: she's in her 30s. She knows what she's doing. She
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: just doesn't have big boobs and has always wanted bigger boobs.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: This is a great candidate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Not only a great candidate, but this might be a
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: good New Year's resolution candidate.
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Well, I have a separate email about that. My New
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: Year's resolution, of course, was to get married this year.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: And this is from Donna, who says, it's.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Like, hey.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Long-time listener, obviously.
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: She's using the lingo.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Hear me out.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: Seabass's plan was to get married by the end of
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: the year. And I'm your girl.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: That $ 16, 000, that could be our nest egg. We could
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: use it toward a small but tasteful ceremony and maybe
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: even a honeymoon. That's pretty much all of that. I'm
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: even down for bigger breasts.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: She'd be willing to take free breasts.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: How selfless of her.
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: She said, here's my photo.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I'm in my 30s. She's, you know, cute. She said,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: in my photo, you may notice... She reminds me of somebody.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Did she remind you of anybody, Greg? Can you hold
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: that up against your back?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: She reminds me of somebody who works here. Oh, never mind.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I know who it reminds me of.
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't say on the air.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Is it someone who works here?
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: No.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: No. I can't see it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Tight body, tight face. And you may have seen in
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: my picture, there's a car seat in the back. So
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: you'll come with a built-in stepson.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So close. Yeah, I need to pay for your lifestyle
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: and your mistake.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Way to go.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for 16 grand. Hey!
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: The mistake being the marriage, not the kid. A couple
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: other new ones here. These are not sex-related or boo-related.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Am I right about that?
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, you are, Woody. That's exactly what that looks like. Totally. Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Bad bitch.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Here's an interesting one.
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: For $ 16, 000, use that to rent and fill my house
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: full of Juggalos.
• 23:43
  Speaker 17: Oh!
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Juggalo house.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: Whoa, whoa, I'm listening. So you just rent a house,
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: fill it full of juggalos, and like Big Brother or whatever,
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: have them, you know, live stream them.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: I would never turn that off. And number two, then
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: you can make little challenges and games from every day
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: to play.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't be getting your deposit back on where that
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: house is.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: That would be appointment viewing. It could be tagged.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: Things will be thrown in the toilet.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I would love that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: Also, another new one here. Invest in my collectible store.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Again, what do I hate? What do I talk about
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: hating all the time in this show?
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: You're not judgmental about that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards. You know, all this other stupid- Precious moments figurines.
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all this other stupid stuff.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, but those are just cute. Bobbleheads.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Bobble, exactly.
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: So, no, I hate that crap and it's worthless. And
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: one more thing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Temporarily, this is interesting.
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: Acquire a franchise for a single day than have the
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: woody show staff run the business oh can you just
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: rent out like a subway for 16 grand i'm sure
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: a franchisee would let you do that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I would think not but why would you want to
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: do that right like i will come pay the money
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: You pay them to take over the store for a day?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then we can shoot content and you deal
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: with customers. It'd be kind of funny.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: It'd be like The Simple Life with Paris Hilton when
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Nicole Richie would go and do random things.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: That sounds like paying to work. Would you get the
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: day's profits? You're not seeing the bigger picture. It'd be
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: funny to interact with customers and try to do the
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: job without any training.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: And there's no way that a subway is bringing in
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: $ 16, 000 a day. True.
• 25:18
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: No chance. That's why they'll rent it to you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: Well, I'll tell you who does this stuff. Because when
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: you watch those shows where they take over whatever. It's
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: always local independent places who need the money. So you
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: wouldn't get Subway or McDonald's, but you'd get Joe Schmoe's
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: mom and pop shop.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: You know that Undercover Boss?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I love that show.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: There was a company, it was a pizza place, Marco's?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, there was a Marco's.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Does that sound right?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Anyway, the guy, the CEO, was really impressed by this
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: younger guy who was working at one of the locations.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: He said his dream was to eventually, he started there
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: as the lowest guy in the totem pole.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Now he had some more responsibility, but his dream was
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: to eventually own a franchise, like own a location. And
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: this guy was so impressed by this dude, he gave
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: him a franchise. Like they gifted him his own pizza place.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Holy crap.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: And because he had said to the CEO, who he
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: didn't know was the CEO at the time, he was
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: just training this guy, he goes, yeah, eventually, you know,
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: my goal is to you know, reach six figures. And
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: so by being the franchisee, he goes, he should be
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: making somewhere around $ 200, 000 after the first year, but he'll
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: own the franchise.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 26:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: See now that's like, if you can pay into something,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: then eventually turn that into like a profit, it might
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: be worth your $ 16, 000 seed money. But if it's just
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: to pay to work there, I mean, that'll see.
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: And then we have to like edit out all that
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: audio and video that takes forever.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah interesting different idea so I appreciate it so those
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: are the new ones out of those obviously I like
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: this young cute girl who just wants bigger boobs of
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: the past weeks I think the winner the most interesting
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: ones was Shrimp Farm in Northwest Arkansas yes I love
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: the Shrimp Farm yeah that one's weird And Cuddling Garden,
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: where the lady wanted to use that money to build
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: a cuddling garden. God, that'd be funny. But the point
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: being that as a part owner of the Cuddling Garden,
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: I could go in there and mess with the cuddlers
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: or just experience it, whereas normally they'd kick me out.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: So again, explain that again, the Cuddle Garden.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: So she has an area and she's a certified cuddle
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: and intimacy coach.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:22
  Speaker 18: Whatever that means.
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: Certified.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: And she wants that money to revamp the backyard, make
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: it a nice gardening space, and then she can have
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: her cuddle parties back there.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: So weird.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Anybody that shows up for a cuddle party should be
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: on a list. At least this way I could talk
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: to them.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: You're not allowed to work at schools.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: And Seabass is saying that he wants to do it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: The perks of it are that he gets to go cuddle.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I see his point because normally he'd be kicked.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Out of these things.
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: I've always wanted to talk to these people, but they're very...
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: cagey and about like safe spaces and not intruding on
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: their sanctuary again.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: How did this person find this show.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: Great question all right so what do you think sea
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: bass well unfortunately again the shrimp farm and the cuddle
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: garden are very interesting to me but they're just not
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: anywhere near where i live which and i don't want
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: to be flying and doing all that crap the 30
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: something year old who wants the new boobs sammy just
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: lowered her head Who.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Asked me for new boobs.
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: Again, she's like, oh, are you calling this woman stupid, Sammy?
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: Are you saying she sucks? No, I think she has
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: a great, she has a great dream.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: Sammy hasn't said a word.
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: Oh, but putting her hand on her head and lowering it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: No, that's for you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that is for you. That has nothing to do
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: with this girl and her wanting a boob job.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, how dare she ask me, right, Greg?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Well, is there any, I don't know how to phrase it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Is there any benefit to you? Like, could you do
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: a caveat? Like she gets like a. tattoo on one
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: of them that says sea bass or something, you know,
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: like something that for the rest of her life, she's
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: going to tell the story like, Hey, I won these
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: from sea bass.
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: I think, I think her boobs are the story.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Like it's just benefiting the world.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, that's very nice of you.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: It's very nice and generous.
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: And I want to learn about, don't you, Greg, want
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: to learn about, you love plastic surgery.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: This new motif or whatever it is.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: This intrigues me, but I have no need for it.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: But I applaud that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: No, I looked it up. There's like all kinds.
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: It's like one of those franchise things, licensed to doctors
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: and stuff. It's well established.
• 29:11
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: So assuming, you know, there's no, you know, how this
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: company is with paperwork and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: even though it's not their money. Assuming that everything works out,
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: the prices and all that stuff, availability and so on
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: and so forth. Letitia, I would like to offer you
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: brand new boobs.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. You beat out the shrimp farm.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: And I know for a fact that we can get
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: that done because one of the muckety mucks just talked
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: to me the other day about... doing a promotion where
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: we give away boobs.
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: Again, this is classic 90s and 2000s radio.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I think they have some kind of plastic surgeon on
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: the line for a sponsorship kind of thing. Might not
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: even cost me money. And they pitched it to the
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: soccer mom station and they didn't feel comfortable doing it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: I'm like, We'll do it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: This is her dream.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: If the boob job is 10 grand, can we take
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: the extra six and I can go with her and
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: get like a neck lift or something?
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: This is not like, I said 16 grand max. The
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: rest of that's going in my bank account.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't know why he wanted to re-spend it anyway.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: I got another guy who said he's got a system
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: on guaranteed NFL picks to win.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Well, congratulations and keep us abreast of how this all
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: plays out.
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, again, it sounds like we've got all the runway
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: to do it, so I'm happy for that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll put you in touch with them and figure
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: All right, so this is an idea that CBass might
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: have gone for.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: This guy has created a way to make yourself invisible
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: to the flock cameras that we've heard so much about.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: He's a, he's a designer.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: And he came up with this new kind of Hawaiian
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: shirt and it's got like this, this abstract pattern that
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: kind of works as a camouflage against the flock cameras,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: which this is kind of flawed.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: But he says, AI doesn't really know what a human
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: looks like. They just learned what we look like based
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: on our training of them and, This pattern on the
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: shirt confuses the algorithm in the cameras.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, dude.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: AI is constantly learning.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: So the camouflage may work today, but tomorrow's a different story.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, this is what you're wearing? Oh, my God. It's
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: so bad.
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like a green bubble pattern. I think people
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: are more worried about the flock cameras from license plate perspective.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: Which, if you could find something to block those cameras,
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: they are, that's private, those are private cameras. Like, you're
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: not violating any laws as long as the cops can
• 31:44
  Speaker 10: still see you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: So if you put some sort of film or something
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: over your license plate.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, you probably, no, you can't do that, right?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I've seen a number of videos, there's a couple
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: different things people are doing. There's one where people take,
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: it's like a spray, and they spray it, so when
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: light hits it, If you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: Go take a picture.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's like a glare.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, it's just blanked out.
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: Now, if you're doing that to, like, say, confuse toll cameras,
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: that is obviously illegal.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah. But what about if a leaf accidentally goes
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: on it? I see a lot of- That's an old
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: New York trick.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Velcroed leaves.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: Again, anything that obscures it to law enforcement is going
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: to be illegal.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: So much talk about all these cameras. Like, Florida, you
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: can say what you want about Florida, but Florida, they're
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: douching out the flock license plate cameras, at least from
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: the state highways.
• 32:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I was reading that the Department of Transportation took away
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: the permits thanks to the concerns about misuse, privacy, and surveillance.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Local police departments now have 30 days to remove them
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: from state roads.
• 32:39
  Speaker 10: And they're going to argue and say, look, we've used
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: these flock cameras to catch people who abducted children. Like,
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: do you want those, you know, to catch people who
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: are surreal?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: This is the slippery slope that you always talk about, right?
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Because I've said before, like, guys, whatever. People are worried about, oh,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: they're listening in on my phone calls. Like, oh, I
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: got nothing to hide. And what's the whole idea of,
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: you brought it up before, you trade whatever for freedom.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: You trade freedom for security.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: This is how it starts. The next thing you know,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: it's just a- Kind of torn on all of it because-
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Surveillance police state. Even if you have nothing to hide-
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't mean, oh, come on in and search my drawers. Well,
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: that's what the Fourth Amendment's for.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: I have nothing to hide.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: There's a Fourth Amendment?
• 33:22
  Speaker 10: Well, I think the easy- Only first and second matter, bro.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: The easy answer to the flock cameras is get a warrant.
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: That's the easy answer. Because that'll prevent the abuse from
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: just people looking up their exes and stuff.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Per situation. Right.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: But like, oh, I have nothing in my phone to hide.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: So here, Gina, go through it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Okay. You know what I mean?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Like that- And I got plenty to hide. But even
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: if you don't have nothing to hide, it doesn't mean
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: you welcome somebody in to search your place.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: Don't quarter any troops.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: They might mess up your bed, you know?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: That would be a nightmare.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: This other guy, he covered his super sweet Toyota Yaris
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: with an AI-generated pattern to confuse the cameras. He drove
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: it past a flock camera in Vegas, and it worked.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: The camera could still see the Toyota, but the flock
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: software couldn't recognize it as a car.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: This guy says that he wants to give people a
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: way to opt out of automated tracking. He's already working
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: on other things like these shirts and hoodies and things
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: like that, so... that's it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: You just got to look like a Grateful Dead poster. Yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: that's the thing.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: They have to be that ugly.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: You got to have this weird looking shirt or like,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: who's going to get, who's that concerned that, you know,
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I guess who would be criminals.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: So just grab anyone wearing that stupid shirt.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Right. Well, yeah, I see it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: But then everyone wears it. That's the whole, that was
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: the whole menace. You could talk about this. That was
• 34:42
  Speaker 10: the whole white tee idea back in 25 years ago.
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: Everyone in the hood wears.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: White tees that are a bit loose and baggy.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: No, it could have been any of us.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Well, The one, I will say, I love the story
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: of how they caught the Boston Marathon bombing guys.
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: That's true.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Because they took all this camera footage, but that was
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: from cell phones and store surveillance cameras and things like that,
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: and they stitched them all together. But how they were
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: able to identify them, track them, and whatever, as quickly
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: as they were, pretty cool. So if you want to
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: look at the silver lining of it, you're right. The
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: way that it might be useful or could be useful,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: but you just know Like that's never how it ends
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: up going.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, sure.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: It will do a little bit of that. But, you know,
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of for every one of those stories.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: How many of these other stories of people, you know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: looking up? What was the cop that was looking up
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: her ex?
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: Right. If you have warrants, then that stuff is illegal.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: And those people are not allowed or harder to do.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Well, people always end up getting greedy. And that's what
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: that's the slippery slope we're talking about.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. Then you get somebody in power. that wants
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: to abuse it. Exactly. You know, who's like running for office,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: wants to get dirt on somebody.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: And then you're accessing the thing without a warrant.
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: That's illegal.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: You go to jail. That seems like the two hot
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: button things right now, flock cameras and data centers. Those
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: are like the two things that people seem to care
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: more about than anything else.
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: What do you think powers.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: The flock cameras?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Right? 877-44-WOODY. Text us 22987. More Woody shows next.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Into another new hour.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: My name is Woody.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: That is Greg Gorey.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Hi. We got Menace. Oh, hi. What's up?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: That's how your microphone works. There's Gina Grant.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Seabass is here. We got Sammy, Jeff G.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Is here. Phones are open.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: That's 877-44-WOODY. Got a best of seven. Oh, all right.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Excited for this.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: So best of seven and asked everybody to think about it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite song? This was very difficult. Very. Yes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite song in general?
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: And you never know, man, because like, man, Some people,
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: they go, oh, my favorite song. I was like, I've
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: never even heard that song in a million years. Other
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: times it's a song that most people at least have
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: heard before.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Difficult task.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: So it's best of seven. So the way it works,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: we have seven songs for your consideration. And then after
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: we go through all seven, only four make it. It's
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: like a world series.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: First to four. So three of these don't make the cut.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: And also a little insight to each person and maybe
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: a little bit more about them. I'll start with mine.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: And my favorite song, it was tough for me. I
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: went through a lot of different... I bet.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: Because your musical taste spans many genres.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: It's everywhere. But I would say that my favorite song,
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: if I had to pick one... Would be the smoothest.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: How soon is now?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: And as much as I hate Morrissey, this could be
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: my favorite song. This is such a great song, and
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: this is one that I would, in a million years,
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: it doesn't matter.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Where it is, I'm not turning it off.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: I'm never clipping from this.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Never get sick of it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: It's a mood.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: That's number one.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: You guys can make notes.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Smith's How Soon Is Now. What year was that? Don't
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: even know.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, 80-something.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't even know.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: All right, next up, how about you, Greg Gorey?
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Well, obviously my all-time favorite of life is Depeche Mode.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Coming down to one of their tracks is an impossible choice,
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: so I went with what makes me the most, have
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: a visceral reaction to, the thing that is the most
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: dramatic and awesome, especially live, and it's Never Let You
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Down Again.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Now what is it about this song in particular, Greg?
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Usually, this is how it culminates the show, is when
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Dave does this and he waves his hands and the
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: whole crowd waves their hands with him, and it's so
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: dramatic and intense, and it's dark, it's moody, it's powerful.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: And I love it. It's flawless.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Never let me down again.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: You guys made that note?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. at number one, please. Number three, Menace.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: What is your favorite song of all time and why?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Well, like all of you, very, very difficult because I
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: feel like my favorite song of all time changes throughout
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: my life. Earlier, it would be like Tupac, Hit Em Up,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: and then It would change into like Passion Pit, you know,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: and it just, it just varies so much. And one
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: that consistently stays through my life.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say you guys are going to be
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: shocked by this answer.
• 40:00
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: With Menace?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think anybody would guess in a million years
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: that this was his favorite song.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: But one that stays consistently through my life. It's very regional.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: No one even knows it, but I just want to
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: give an honorable mention to it is Drew Down, Mac
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: of the Year is like one of my favorite, the
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: beginning of the song and just this, I just love
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: that song. But your favorite one, can I guess, Woody? Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: Is it something mega random? I remember you saying you
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: like Styx or Toto or something.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: It's mega random. Yeah. I would say Styx. But I
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: would say lately, it would be John Denver.
• 40:33
  Speaker 17: What?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, lately it would take me home. What? Wait,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: so what's it....
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: In a million years. If you would say right now, overall,
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: my favorite song of all time, not lately, my favorite
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: song of all time, this.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Would be it? It would probably go to this one now.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah. You're not kidding, Woody.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: And why?
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: A quadrillion dollar.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I just think it's very nostalgic, makes you think about
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: all the good times that you had in your life,
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: and then just being around friends and family. It just
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: reminds me of all that.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: It's pretty cool.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: My head's spinning.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: This is like.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: Sammy's favorite song being like Rammstein or something.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think it's a It's just a really,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's a really nostalgic song. It makes
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: me happy.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: I would have never guessed that. One of Menace's favorite songs.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: I could have a billion guesses.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I would have thought he didn't know who John Denver
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: even was. Jeff G.
• 41:41
  Speaker 14: It's pretty easy for me. One of my favorite groups
• 41:43
  Speaker 14: of all time. Probably one of the best beats ever made.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Ever, ever, ever, ever. It's the Beastie Boys, Paul Revere.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Great song. Great album. I had a very proud moment.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Yesterday, my daughter turns out knows all the words to
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Run DMC.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: It's tricky. I feel like I have succeeded.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: You've done something right.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Your job is done.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: As a father. What's also crazy is she knows pretty
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: much every 80s song, and she can sing them. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: love what I'm hearing. It comes on, and my wife,
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: it's almost like a party trick now.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you know this one? And she starts singing
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: the hook to it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Love it. Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: But yeah, Beastie Boys, that'd be a proud moment. You
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: know you've done right as a father. That's a great song.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: All right, best of seven. I asked everybody to give
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: me their favorite song of all time. Your favorite song.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Not just a song that you like. Your favorite song
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: of all time. Gina, grab what's yours.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, there was 15 Dolly songs, and I
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: couldn't decide which one was my favorite, so I went
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: with my other favorite song. I love this song. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: love the way it moves me, and it moves a
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: lot of people. Stevie Wonder, I Believe When I Fall
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: In Love.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Do I know this? I believe when I fall in
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: love with you, we'll be forever. I've never heard this song.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Me neither. Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I just called to say I love you?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: No. Is this Stevie Wonder? Yes. It doesn't even sound
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: like them. Really? Has Stevie Wonder heard this song? Are
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: you guys serious?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: He didn't see this coming. That's true.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: I'm shocked. Jeff, you've heard this song, right?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Barely.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: This is a pretty popular Stevie Wonder song. Part-time lover.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Isn't she lovely? Let's see. What else? Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: My Cherie.
• 43:48
  Speaker 17: Oh.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: This is the song, though.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I think he sounds like the Beatles there.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: It does.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: What is it called? I Believe.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: And then in parentheses, When I Fall in Love.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just call to say I love you. Out
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: of all the ones. Superstition.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: Sir Duke is my other favorite song.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Have you guys heard that?
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Higher Ground, which the Chili Peppers went
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: and then covered.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: That was originally a Stevie Wonder song. Never heard that.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: It's a good one.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: And it's your favorite song of all time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: I love it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: I really do.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: All right. Nice to meet you, too.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Sammy. Yes. Favorite song of all time and why?
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: Okay, so my favorite song of all time, and this
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: is from childhood for me.
• 44:27
  Speaker 9: It reminds me of my brother and my dad and
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: my family.
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: And one of the reasons it's my favorite is because,
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: like Woody with yours, I cannot turn it off when
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: it comes on, and I get very happy, and I
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: love it. It's Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels' band.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: These songs are crazy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: This is a real song?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I remember this.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: You don't know this song?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: You've heard this song.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Not this part.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: The Charlie what now?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Charlie Daniels.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Charlie Daniels.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, this part I've heard.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this part I've heard.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: A lot of talking.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I haven't heard the washboard rambling part before.
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Favorite song of all time?
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: So this song, I know.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: I know what you're thinking.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: I used to like it.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: When I was a kid, me and my brother and
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: my neighbor listened to it on repeat because in the song,
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: it says, I told you once, you son of a bitch,
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: I'm the best there's ever been.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: So we were allowed to cuss when we.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Sang along to this song.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: And it was my dad's CD. And so we'd say,
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: we're just listening to your music. And it was just
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: a lot of fun. And so every time I hear it,
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: I just love it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. Best of seven. These are crazy. Best of seven.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And I'll recap so then you guys can pick your
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: four that you would stick with. And then three of these,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: you know, don't make the cut. But the last one,
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: let's go with Dumbass Tyler.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I'm curious to be like, what? He's another guy who's
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: so random.
• 46:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: D-A-T. Yes.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of like what type of song
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: would be. What do you think, Gina?
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: If you had to guess, what type of song would be?
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: 90s female country. Because we already.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Know that's what he's into. Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Last time he contributed, it was some random woman.
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: Heads Carolina, tails California.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: I think his favorite would be in the realm of
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: like a hair rock. Like, Like a Bon Jovi or something.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: I don't get that from Tyler at all. He's a
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: country bumpkin for sure.
• 46:41
  Speaker 18: So, actually, Greg is slightly on the right track.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: It is Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. Oh, my God.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: How's your vagina, dude? I love this song.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: It is a great song. Goo Goo Dolls have a
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: lot of good songs.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Name is... I like Name better than this.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: But Goo Dolls have a lot.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Of really good songs.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: And this is the one that's been used.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: On the meme thing.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: What you were like in the 90s?
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Do you cry to this song, Tyler? No, I've never
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: cried to it, but I just love it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: He likes to look at the flowers he bought himself
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: and put this song on. He looks in the mirror
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: and he goes, come here, give.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Me a kiss.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you deserve this.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: The disappointment.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever, have you ever Joe'd to this song?
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: No.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: That was a quick no.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: All right. So those are the seven. Again, you can
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: only pick four. Four need to make the cut. So
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: it's Smith's How Soon Is Now.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Number one.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Number two is Depeche Mode. Greg's Never Let Me Down Again.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Menace's favorite song, surprisingly, John Denver, Take Me Home, Country Roads.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, what?
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Song number four was Jeff G's Beastie Boys, Paul Revere.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Song number five, Gina's favorite song, the one most of
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: us had never heard, Stevie Wonder, I Believe. Then number
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: six was Sammy's favorite song of all time, the Charlie
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Daniels Band. It was Fiddle Fiesta. The Devil Went Down
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: to Georgia. That was number six. And then number seven,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Tyler's favorite song.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Of all time, Goo Goo Dolls.
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: So you got to pick the four that you think
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: should stick around and then text your vote over to 22987.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: We'll go through the text and then we'll go around
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: the room and find out, based on everybody's votes in
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: this room, which ones stick around.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Best of seven. Best song. Favorite song ever. Okay. Best
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: of seven.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: There's always seven of something, right? Today it's seven songs.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I've asked people here on the show, what is your
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: favorite song of all time? There were seven considerations. Mine
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: is the Smiths' How Soon Is Now. Favorite song of
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: all time. Greg Gorman's favorite song of all time is
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Depeche Mode, Never Let Me Down Again. Menace's favorite song
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: of all time.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Menace. John Denver, Take Me Home, Country Roads. Yeah, let's go.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Jeff G, his favorite song of all time. Beastie Boys,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Paul Revere.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: For Gina.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: It's a Stevie Wonder song called I Believe. For Sammy,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Charlie Daniels Band, The Devil Went Down to Georgia. And
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: then Dumbass Tyler said his favorite song of all time
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: is Goo Goo Dolls, Iris. Now, kind of like any
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: other best of seven, it's the first of four, right?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: So we're going to select four.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Out of this.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I'll start my four. Mine, obviously, Smith's How Soon Is Now,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Jeff G., Beastie Boys, Goo Goo Dolls, Tyler's pick, And
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: then Depeche Mode.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Nice. So Smiths, Depeche Mode, Goo Goo Dolls, and Beastie Boys.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Did I say that right?
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Smiths, Beastie Boys, Goo Goo Dolls, Depeche Mode.
• 50:18
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: In that order.
• 50:19
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: In that order.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Mine aren't in order.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad, the four that you're keeping.
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: Smiths, John Denver, Stevie Wonder, and Charlie Daniels Band.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Depeche Mode, obviously. The Smiths. Like Sammy, I have good
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: memories of Charlie Daniels Band.
• 50:35
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: And reluctantly, the final three. I had a hard time
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: choosing because I don't like any of them, but Goo
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Goo Dolls.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: You don't like Goo Goo Dolls?
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: No, but it's like generic.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Basic.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Basic, generic. See, I figured that, I don't know, it's
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: like sad. I figured that would be a total Greg song.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: And the way Gina hates the name Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: I hate the name Goo Goo Dolls.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: God, it's so stupid. It is a dumb name. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: it is a dumb name. Menace. We're going to go Smith,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Depeche Mode. John Denver, obviously. And just by default, I'm
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: going to go Google Dolls. Google Dolls. Google Dolls.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Just in time for Halloween, the Google Dolls.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm sorry, Jeff G., you would think that I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: would pick Beastie Boys, but you are new to this format.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: And dude, I'm beastied out, man. I've heard it so
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: many times in my life that I'm just over it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I can do without hearing Beastie Boys for the rest
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: of my life.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: I think Jeff's going to sleep tonight.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no biggie.
• 51:37
  Speaker 14: But I mean, it's not like we played that song
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: in particular. You're just burned out on Beastie Boys.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: In general, yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: What about you, Jeff G? You're four.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Obviously, everybody votes for their own. Right. Beastie Boys. So mine,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Beastie Boys.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Yours, How Soon Is Now?
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Greg's, Depeche Mode. And Tyler's, Goo Goo Dolls, Iris.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Goo Goo Dolls.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Goo Goo Dolls. Goo Goo Dolls.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Goo Goo Dolls.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Goo Goo Dolls.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: No one wants to say it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: All right, Sammy?
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, besides Devil Wears Daughter Georgia, yeah. John Denver, Goo
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: Goo Dolls. And even though I've never heard.
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: The Stevie Wonder song that Gina liked, it's my vibe.
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: And I think I would enjoy it. And so that
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: is also my pick.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I get it. I totally get it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 52:17
  Speaker 18: So mine, obviously.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Goo Goo Dolls. Yes. Goo Goo Dolls. Paul Revere. Okay.
• 52:22
  Speaker 18: Country Roads. And this last one was a dead even tie.
• 52:25
  Speaker 18: But I went with How Soon Is Now instead of
• 52:29
  Speaker 18: Devil Went Down to Georgia. And it's the last song
• 52:31
  Speaker 18: in Guitar Hero 3. It's personal, guys.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: So just going by the votes here on the show,
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: the two songs that got the most votes, Smith's How
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Soon Is Now and Ghoul Ghoul Dolls. Okay. The third
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: place vote getter was Depeche Mode and John Denver. Take
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Me Home, Country Roads.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Number four, based on all our votes here on the show. Now,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: the listener vote off the text, we've been tallying those up.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: And let's go with number four.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: Number four is Tyler's Iris by Ghoul Ghoul Doll.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: By the Ghoul Ghoul Dolls. Number four, listener vote.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Somebody on the text said, Ghoul Ghoul Dolls admitted they
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: don't like their name either.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Feel free to change it.
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: Well, I mean.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: Go to the name-changing store.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: The good, good dolls. I understand how that happens.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I got the name Woody because the program director at
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: the station I really wanted to work at, and I
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: was very new in the industry, didn't care, just wanted
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: this job.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, fine, whatever. Whatever you want.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: And that name stuck because then they became a big
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: band as the Goo Goo Dolls.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: What are they going to do?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: At that point, change their name?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: That'd be, yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: You know, that'd be stupid.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: Don't go all Chris Gaines on them.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: All right, so that's number four. Number three, listener vote.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Number three.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: Beastie Boys, Paul Revere.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Beastie Boys, Paul Revere, which did not make our four.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: But see, it's not about what we like. Listener vote
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: for Beastie Boys. All right, then number two.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: The heavy, hard rock, Take Me Home, Country Roads by
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: John Denver.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Wow, no kidding. The listener vote.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: I think it's very nostalgic.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you can fist pump to this menace.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: We need a recount here.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: It's a great color football song.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: That's the second place vote getter for the listener.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Vote on Best of Seven.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: I think it's one of those, like, if you ask
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: them in person, they wouldn't say it, but if they're anonymous.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: They'll say it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: All right, so number one, according to the listener vote.
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: The Smiths, How Soon Is Now.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: The Smiths, How Soon Is Now. I mean, I kind
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: of figured that was.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Coming, right?
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: I am surprised by this being your favorite.
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: Really? I am.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 54:54
  Speaker 17: I don't know.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 54:56
  Speaker 12: Know.
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 55:03
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: I'm, uh, I'm.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: Feeling like Greg.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: My reaction to this news, you know, where Greg is like, dude,
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: does everything need an app?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: That's the worst. Like your get on board with the
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: anti-app movement.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Like everything's got.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Like your toilet has an app. But you've kind of
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: been on board with that in a certain way where
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: you said... Why does every business need social media? Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: like my bank's trying to get me to follow them
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: on Instagram. Why? Not everybody needs it. What would they
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: even post?
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: But now, like, AI is being attached to everything.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: And Dyson, have you seen the new Dyson toothbrush? Yes!
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: It's dope. Me and Sammy have been talking about it. Yes,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: we have. Here's a description and warning, fun accent ahead.
• 56:24
  Speaker 12: Dyson has invented the most insane toothbrush. It literally flosses
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: your teeth while you brush and then rinses your mouth
• 56:30
  Speaker 12: with mouthwash. And that's not even the craziest bit. It
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: has a built-in camera that takes photos inside your mouth
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: 28 times every second. And that's looking for gaps between
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: your teeth and then it'll blast them with mouth rinse
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: that's stored inside the toothbrush. You can even watch a
• 56:43
  Speaker 12: live view of you brushing your own teeth from inside
• 56:46
  Speaker 12: your mouth because you can watch the camera feed in
• 56:48
  Speaker 12: the Dyson app, which I actually think might be quite haunting. Anyway,
• 56:51
  Speaker 12: it's 420 pounds, so not cheap, but it is very cool.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: It is not cheap. It's lit. It's crazy.
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: I'd say I thought of one person when I saw
• 57:00
  Speaker 10: this toothbrush.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: That is Menace.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: And Sammy, because Sammy's way into, like, electric toothbrushes. Your
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: toothbrush has an app. But hold on. You don't think
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: that the camera part is cool because you can see
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: behind your teeth?
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: I want this.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: And then you can, like, clean areas that you can't see.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I'd give him to that.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Maybe that might be a tiny bit cool.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: So do you have to set up your phone on
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: your counter?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: No, they show demonstrations of people just holding their phone,
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: and then they can see the live view. And then
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: they can get areas.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: A lot of you brushing your teeth.
• 57:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: And then it like shoots a mouthwash in there. Dude,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty cool.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: The price is, price point's a little heavy.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: Five hundo.
• 57:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: The price point even.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So the mouthwash shooting into gaps between your teeth,
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: so do you hold it there? Because if you're just
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: moving a brush around.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: You know, an electric toothbrush, you're not supposed to do that.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: You're not supposed to go back and forth. You're supposed
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: to kind of just leave it there for a second.
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: Barely touch anything.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: So I think that's where.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: The mouthwash goes.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: You don't just sit and leave it there for any significance.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: It's there, you move forward, you move forward, you move forward,
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: you move forward, right?
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: That's probably enough mouthwash.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: And then down the other side.
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: But.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: I think a mouthwash is just the extra.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Now, Sam, you're the expert on all this. What do
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: you think?
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: I mean, I think it is a little expensive, honestly,
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: but it is cool.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: And with the electric toothbrushes, it'll beep when it's time
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: to move it, right? So I imagine that it's going
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: to shoot in the spot that you need it and
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: move it. Now, if this is preventing cavities and all
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: that kind of stuff, then I think it's worth it.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: But brushing has done forever. Is this better.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Than a toothbrush?
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: Well, that is the question.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Or better than.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: mouthwash itself that's theoretically getting all over your mouth the
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: same way this would, I don't know.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: My dentist always told me that mouthwash is a waste
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: of money. You get the same results rinsing with water.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: No, TheraBreath. TheraBreath, it is great.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: I do like the burn of a Listerine, you know?
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like that's working.
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: Also, you know, all the tooth, the floss stuff that's
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: like the little bow and arrow, you know, like the little,
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: they say, the dentist says that's terrible for your teeth.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: It doesn't really do anything. You could crack your tooth
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: with those and there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned...
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: piece of floss because you're supposed to wrap it around
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: your tooth and kind of hug the tooth and not
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: just go up and down.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know about this toothbrush.
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: I'd heard that too, Gina. And then my new dentist says, no,
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: you just barely want the floss to just go past
• 59:25
  Speaker 10: the little point where it breaks through your teeth.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: No, I don't want you in those gums.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: I've heard that. You don't want it touching your gums.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: Right, you don't want it touching the gums at all.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were supposed to wring the gums.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Me too. That's what I thought too.
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: And now that I think about it, because my dentist, though,
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: said the water pick was the best.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: I have one. They're messy.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: You can only use that in the shower.
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: So that's the thing is that with this Dyson toothbrush,
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: it's essentially doing that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: It's like a water pick on the end of it.
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: And no one's going to floss.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: No one wants to floss and no one's wanting to
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: do the water pick, which is the best way to floss.
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: But it is so important that you're doing two in one.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: You're not actually having to floss. It's happening while you're
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: brushing your teeth.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I'm in. You saw me. Put it in the basket.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: When you go to the dentist and they do just
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: the regular cleaning, right? They do all the scrape, scrape, scrape.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: And then when they go to do the polishing.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: You know, with the sandy toothpaste stuff.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: They barely touch each tooth for like a fraction of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: a second. Did you even touch that tooth?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: So, you know, they don't even go with the rules of,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: you know, how long you're supposed to brush.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this says.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: This thing is like, first of all, would that even
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: polish anything? But then when they do the flossing, it's
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: like what Seabass says. It barely breaks through where the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: two teeth come together.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Right. Weird.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Into that thigh gap, basically. Yeah. And then the flossing
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: is done in 15 seconds.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: So how much time are we really saving?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: 15 seconds?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: And I asked ChatGPT, what do most dentists say? And
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: it said the biggest mistake is just moving the floss
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: straight up and down. The C-shape around the tooth is
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: what makes the technique more effective. So pick a lane, dentist.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I don't need the Dyson toothbrush.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 10: And my new dentist has some new thing that's like
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 10: a water-picky scrubber thing. They're done with the polisher. That's out.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: That's gone now.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 10: Now there's this new thing that's like a.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: There is.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: There's this one thing that my dentist uses. It's like
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: a sonic wave. And you hear it's really high pitch.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: And it's like on a little metal pointy, not a hook,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: but just like a little metal point. And they go
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: along the, and it's supposed to like break up the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: plaque and the tartar that's on the surface of the teeth.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: It uses this sonic stuff. And it shoots a little
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: bit of water with it as it goes over.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: I think that's what I'm talking about.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: That makes sense because I have for like retainers and stuff,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: they have those pods. that you put your retainer in,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: and it vibrates all the water, and that's how it
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: cleans it, and it cleans way better than a toothbrush
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: or anything, but it's that sonic kind of stuff that's
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: vibrating it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: There's that app on the phone that vibrates the water
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: out of your phone if you drop it in the pool.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the size of the thing, I can't even
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: buy it right now. It says notify me.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: All I know is my electric toothbrush times it for
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: two minutes, and it's the longest two minutes of the day.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: It feels like two hours.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Wow. Now I feel like an idiot. Asking me all
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: these questions when I'm hammered is not.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Thank you for being here.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Give us some of your time today.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: It's the Woody Show.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg, Max, Gina, Brad.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Seabass is here.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: And he's got some clips the week in audio.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: This guy who pretended to be a 49ers player gets
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: more interesting.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: And I think it's somehow undercover. It's such an interesting story.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's taken over the Internet for sure.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: His name's Dajon Love, and he was arrested for scamming
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 10: multiple women out of over a million dollars. by pretending
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 10: to be a 49ers player. And then he would say like,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: I've got, he'd get fake bank records and say like, oh,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: you know, I'm investing with my money guy who turned
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: out to be an 18 year old little kid who
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 10: would get on FaceTime with him.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: He's got this investment.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: I'm putting, you know, 50 grand to my, you want
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 10: to put like 25 grand in and then take their money. And,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 10: but so we're now getting videos from the women because
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 10: he would FaceTime these women. And some of them were like, oh,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: this guy's scamming me. So they recorded it. Uh, let's
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 10: say if you guys would fall for this guy, uh,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 10: he was calling, he was talking to this lady and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: he talked to him on Bumble and Tinder and all
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: that stuff. And he was just telling this lady, leaving
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: her like a face time memo about himself.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 16: Let me just paint a picture about me that way
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 16: we can decide if we're on the same page or not.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 18: I am not a n * * * a who
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 18: like to f * * * all the.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Time or get hit. I'm not that n * * * a.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Even if I'm in a relationship with a chick, I'm
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: not a n * * * a who just horny
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: as f * * * all the time.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 10: So classy and interesting.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: So that was an N-word.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 10: He doesn't like having sex all the time. And he's just,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 10: you know.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: There's other things on his mind.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Right. All this stuff is so cornball.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And to what woman is this interesting to?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: He's saying, like, you might think I'm just scamming you,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: but no, check out all these cool rich guy things
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: I have here.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: My helmet with me at all times.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 16: Like, I'm real deal in the league getting traded to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 16: another team.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Real deal. I got the black card. I'm going to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: show you. I ain't capping.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: I'm in my Shelby right now.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: I'm taking my other card just bought to get wrecked.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I'm not no n * * * a who's.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Just on here because I can't get p * * * y.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: I'm a rich n * * * a. Been a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: rich n * * * a. Okay.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I'm rich.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 10: By the way, look, I don't want to say the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 10: N word, but if he could say it every fifth word,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: why can't I?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 10: So anyway, so he's a rich guy. He's driving his
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 10: one car to get the other car wrapped.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: And then he goes into weird stuff about his lifestyle
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 10: and the things he enjoys and why he's a consistent
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 10: end guy.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 16: I want something consistent. I'm a consistent guy. I don't
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 16: let nobody touch my hair unless it's my barber. I
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 16: don't care if I'm in another state. I don't let
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 16: nobody wash my car unless it's my mobile detailer who
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 16: will come out to me.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: That's just how I am.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 16: I don't even buy new cars from nobody who I
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 16: ain't been dealing business with.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Even if you got some shit I want, I'll wait
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: till my niggas get it.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 16: Because I could definitely change your life, boy. You ain't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 16: got to do what you're doing no more. You ain't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 16: got to work in the club you say you're transitioning
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 16: from no more.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: It's a whole different ballgame.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 10: Oh, you can change your life, ladies.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: I can change your life.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: You ain't got to work in the club no more. Look,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: you can pretend to be anything you want.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Yep. Get it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: The world is your oyster.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: You just tell everybody what you are.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 10: I mean, this guy, he's caught and he's going to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: jail because he's very stupid. Because you're giving us all
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 10: the evidence we need here. You're on FaceTime for all
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 10: these women. But I would really love to see these
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 10: women in like a Netflix documentary because this is where
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 10: victim shaming is fully appropriate.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: This is what it's for. This is the.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: Appropriate time to victim shame.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, other women are shaming these women so hard. They're like,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: we can't believe 26 women fell for this. And there's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: probably more.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: There's probably more because every time the story gets around,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 10: someone's like, oh, that guy.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm with you.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: I want to see the documentary because they'll do the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: interviews and you'll see how dumb they are. And they'll cry.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: He took advantage.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: Speaking of illegal stuff, Bill Simmons, he was a writer
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 10: for ESPN, created 30 for 30, now runs The Ringer.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: He was on his podcast. He claims to be a
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: big Massachusetts guy, but he lives in California.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Not really that Massachusetts, huh?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 10: Well, sports betting in California, not legal. Bill Simmons knows
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 10: some people in Massachusetts, and he really wanted to bet
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: on some sports.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 17: My daughter's boyfriend, Hank, who's a great kid. And FanDuel
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 17: is in Massachusetts, obviously. And there was a couple of
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 17: bets I really wanted to get in. I wanted there
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 17: was UCLA overs. I can't have my daughter do it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 17: My dad would have no idea how to do it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 17: But Hank, I really trust Hank. I let Hank log
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 17: into my FanDuel as me. I get the code to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 17: make sure it's me to my phone.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I give him the code.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 17: Honestly, it was the closest I've ever felt to Hank.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 17: It's a real bonding moment for us.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: Well, was that called dry snitching menace?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: Because you're not allowed to proxy bet. You can't pay
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: someone else to bet for you, especially when you know
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 10: it's not legal in your state. Because that's how the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: people who play in the game would do it. If
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: you were playing in whatever rando NBA game, and people
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: have been caught doing this, and the over-under on your
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: points was six and a half, and you knew- You
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 10: could easily not score six and a half points if
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: you wanted to.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: No, at that point, maybe I'm mishearing. I live in
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: a state where you can't sports bet, but Menace does.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I can't have menace place bets for me?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not a professional. No, no, that's what
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. As an individual, even if I'm not.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: No, even though that's... That's still illegal? Yeah, you can't
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 10: pay people to do things that are not legal in
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: other states.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Because it's a bookie. No, I'm saying like, my buddy,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: you place a bet for me. Like when someone gives you, hey,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: here's 20 bucks in the slot machine when you guys
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: get to Vegas. And I do that and I hit...
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: And I go, hey, man, here's what I won on
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: your 20 bucks. I give it to him. Is that
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: technically illegal?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: Number one, the illegality part isn't the biggest problem here.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: The biggest problem is the sports books don't want to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: be doing anything at all illegal. When you sign up
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 10: for anything, Cal Sheeby.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Except fixing games, you know.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: That's Woody alleging that, not Seabass, who would love to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: take your sponsorship.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: So you can't.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: You've got to verify your ID that it's only you betting.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: So this is going to get. Bill Simmons kicked off
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: all platforms probably. It's going to get his nephew-in-law or whatever.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: Because the sports books, they can't play in that game
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 10: at all. And the reason this is all legal is
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 10: because they're like, we're doing things by the book. And
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: they can't let people screw around with their system.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: So they're not like legally in trouble.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 10: They're just not going to be able to bet anymore.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: It doesn't look good.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 10: They're going to get kicked off all these platforms for
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: life though.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: This week in audio. Speaking of illegality.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: A bunch of people like to park in the pickup
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 10: only spots at Walmart, Target, et cetera.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Et cetera.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 10: I've been hit up with this saying, hey, you should
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 10: do cartnarks or parknarks on these people.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: But there's so many pickup spots. I never see anybody
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: in those. There's like 30 of them.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're always empty.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: And that's the temptation to all the dirtbag losers out there. Well,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 10: same with handicaps. Oh, I could park there. Well, apparently
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: this one Walmart said, nah, not anymore. and started towing cars.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 10: And we have some supposed video from this one lady
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 10: whose car's already on the wrecker, and it's already getting gone,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: and she's crying about it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 12: Do not move!
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Do you understand me?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: On your face!
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: An undercover surveillance operation.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: They take parking seriously.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Do not move! You've been warned.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 9: I don't have $ 300 some dollars.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: I need my car.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I don't have the money.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: I need my car. Get on your face. Look, I've done,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: it was just for five minutes.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: That's always the excuse.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 11: Tomorrow it goes up another $ 50.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: So all of these are pickup? Let me just count it.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: There was a guy out here telling everybody the other
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: day and there's still people parking here.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 12: Well, I told him.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: There's nobody on me. There's nobody on me.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: People have asked me to do this for months. But
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: there's no parking. There's always parking. Now, I think this
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: is a stupid move by Walmart because you're just pissing
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: off your customers.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: If I were Walmart, here's professional advice.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: I'd have a guy out there, and every time someone
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 10: showed up and just walked inside the store, I'd say, man,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 10: this is parking. I would have verbal warnings because that
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 10: way they wouldn't be caught by surprise as if they
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 10: didn't know what they were doing.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: But I've busted people. We played audio of a lady
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: I busted parking in the handicapped spot.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: And the same excuse.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: It was just five minutes.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: Or some guy parked like in the fire lane in
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: front of a store.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I had to go to the bathroom.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: It was real quick.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Not the point. That's not how it works. I've done it. Exactly.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: In a fire lane?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: In a handicapped spot.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 12: Oh!
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: If I'm literally just running in and grabbing something and
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: coming right back out.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 10: That is dirtbag material.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is. If it's the only spot, like a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: small little strip mall, I'm talking like the Walmart where
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: there's a billion that are never used. Park in the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: one right next to it. I'll be out in five seconds.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: You're fine. It's like the.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Handicap stall at the bathroom here at the office. If
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: you want to use the nice big luxury stall, that's fine.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 10: That's a different system. That's handicap preferred, not handicap only.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever. Not whatever.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: That's the system. I'm saying if there's a number of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: spots there and you could park in one of the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: other eight billion that are right there, the one and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: only spot in front of the strip mall place, that's different.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: That I wouldn't do.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: I've never done the handicap thing because when I was
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: in college, my roommate did it because he– ran into
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: the dorm and ran back out maybe 30 seconds and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: he got like a $ 600 ticket.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: As he should have. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: Scumbag material.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: And half the people using these handicap placards don't really
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: need them.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 10: Well, I agree with that.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: True, true. They're scamming themselves just to get one of
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: the placards. I'm not going to go through that whole rigmarole.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 10: By the way, I'm getting targeted ads for like So
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: you need a handicap plaque? This will take 30 seconds.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Well, I agree.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 10: Both things are wrong. Both things are dirtbag moves.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a quick break. We'll come back.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: We'll find out what that whole on your face thing was.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: A little preview of that.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Do not move. Do you understand me?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: On your face.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: That's pretty exciting. Stick around. I was parking at Target.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: More next on The Woody Show.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 16: The Woody Show returns right after these messages.
• 1:12:19
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• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Food, coffee, thanks to Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. They
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: just dropped off some stuff.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
• 1:12:34
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• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: They do. We like them. Yeah, shout out to Brian. coffee, bean,
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  Speaker 3: and tea. Their sandwiches.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: They brought tea for me knowing that I don't do coffee.
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  Speaker 7: Amazing burritos.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: I've never had their burritos before. They're so good.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: Nice ratio. Not all potatoes or anything. Very nice.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 10: And they even have a feta one. There's no bacon
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: for Sammy.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 16: I know.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: I did have the bacon one.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: I mean, nothing wrong with that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: So good. Well, now we get to find out.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What this is all about. This week in audio.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 10: Got some police body cam from some Just Prankin' activity.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: We've been complaining rightfully so about how all the holidays
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: are coming too early. Halloween coming too early.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: It's already here.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Well, what that has brought early is the Just Prankin' guys.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, fun.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: He said he saw the Christmas stuff out at the.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: At Costco. At Costco. Christmas stuff already. Sammy.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Thanks a lot.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's going to be sold out later when you're
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: looking for it, so.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 11: Buy it now.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: Well, the big thing around for Halloween pranks has been
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: to dress up as a scary something or other and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: just terrorize people. There's no prank to it. It's just like,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 10: I'm going to run at you in a scary manner.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Tell you I'm going to kill you.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 10: And then you're scared for your life, just as you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: should be. And I'm going to kick your door down. Well,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 10: we had the guy in Philly who was arrested. He
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: had like a doll mask and he was just running
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: after people. They caught him in Las Vegas, actually.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: New guy, just pranking.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 10: He was in Virginia and he was going down to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 10: the local community centers. And his prank was he'd dress
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 10: up in a screen mask and bash out the windows
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: with rocks.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's fun.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so fun.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 10: The problem is, Dummy kept coming back to the scene
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: of the crime to do it again. So the police
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 10: are like, well, we'll just hang out here and wait
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 10: till screen mask jerk shows up.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Do not move! Do you understand me?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: On your face!
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: An undercover surveillance operation caught the suspect at the community center.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Police say he has been targeted.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Here's the moment cops lift the mask off his face
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: to reveal his identity. Police recognize him instantly.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: He lives down the street.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: 22-year-old Zion Gibbs was charged with destroying property.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey, Zion.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 10: I thought it was Skeetle Richards. One thing I've noticed
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: with these pranksters, especially the Halloween type, they don't seem
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 10: to be.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: They seem slow. They seem like slow adults.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: But they're all 18 to.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: 22, that sort of thing, male....
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: And they think they're kind of cool.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: They think, like, this is a fun prank.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: This is cool.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, good for him.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: He's dead. Wow, okay. Yeah, they megacilled him. No, I'm serious, dude. Yeah, geez. Yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: so they killed him.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: I should say, I hope he dies in jail.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. This week in audio.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: This is from Gina. This is a game of Who Dis?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: The Woody Show original game where we play audio from
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: a well-known artist. And you've got to guess who... In
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: this case, she is. Gina and I know. This is
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 10: her new song about the trendiest thing for all the
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: young girls.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Pick me up.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 16: Let's go get matcha.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: Drive around, get caffeinated, and go faster.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I hate it. Are you sure?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: But it's so good. Is it a reality store?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Not a big artist, yes. Pick me up.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: Let's go get matcha.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: Rebecca Black.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: Smart.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Good guess. Sounds like in that tone.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: Jojo Siwa.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: I think Greg's going to get points.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: Who's that?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: She's out of the limelight. The one that you love.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: The fat girl.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: Mama June's daughter.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, Honey Boo Boo. She never dropped tracks like that.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: She's in nursing school.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: This is a lady who she's actually sort of known
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 10: for her musical career, but she's better known because she
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 10: loves this radio show.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: This is her.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: I just want to send so much love to my
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: favorite radio show, The Woodsy Show.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: The Woodsy Show. Heidi.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 10: Heidi Montag, wife of Spencer Pratt.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Let's go get some matcha. Hey, popping on the trend.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, it's in the zeitgeist, as they say.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: It's of the culture.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: That's a good TikTok song.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 10: New song, and you guys really are circling on this
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 10: one already, called Anaheim Star.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 17: Ah!
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Is this Rebecca Black?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think, who did we mention already? Sweet.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 10: Well, as we know, Rebecca Black is like, she's kind
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 10: of like dark and serious now.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's emo-ish.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: The Friday song.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 10: And she's like a DJ, does club gigs.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she does pretty big gigs.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: This seems very no doubt.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this could be a mid-2000s Prince DeFani.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I saw her DJ in the Diplo honky-tonk tent at...
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: At Stagecoach. That's a sentence. It was lit, dude.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: I saw Rebecca Black DJ at the Diplo Honky Tonk
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 10: tent at Stagecoach.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: And she's saying, I want to go with the girls.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Under the Emo Night, it's like the Emo Night set,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: so it's a pretty long title.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: You know Emo Night, which you go to a country
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: festival for.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: She's saying, I want to go with the girls go?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Rip.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's bisexual. This Week in Audio.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 10: All right, got a special edition of Guess Who's Gas.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 10: I'll give you a hint. This person's, or this individual's name,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 10: I should say, is Neil.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Neil.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 10: Guess who's gas, though.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: Wait, so that's not like a motorcycle?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Like a two-stroke engine?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Good guess. Let's keep going.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: It's like a giant pig.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 10: Oh, getting closer.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be a pig, right? Or a hippo.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: We've had the horse ones before.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 10: Giant Australian seal.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 17: Oh.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 10: And he's Neil the Seal, and he just goes up.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Neil the Seal.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 10: And when people come up to him, and he doesn't
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 10: want them too close, he starts farting.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: That's all farts?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: With his mouth, with his mouth. Oh.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, that's a lot of gas.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: That's a legal fart?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: That does sound like a terrible motorcycle.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: That's pretty awesome.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: It sounds kind of wet.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 10: But it's one of those things where you're in the
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 10: beach town and this 800-pound seal takes up the whole
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: road and you can't get it out of the way. Right.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: You just gotta let it do what it's gonna do.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: This week in audio.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 10: Sammy, how excited are you for the new TikTok series
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 10: from the Chicago Cubs?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: Nine innings to love.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: What is this?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 10: So it's the same idea that Hallmark did whatever with
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 10: the Kansas City Chiefs, right?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 9: That was a great movie, yes.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: I think the Buffalo Bills did one too, or they're
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: going to do one. Whereas basically it's a rom-com set
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 10: in a sports setting, but the Cubs are actually producing
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 10: their own about, you know, some girl who goes to
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: a ballgame with a guy who can't get around women
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 10: or something.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: But it's on TikTok?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, so a lot of brands or companies, they're
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: starting to do their own little mini-series on social media. Vertical.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, it says it's a 17-part series.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 11: Have fun, ladies.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 10: Here's the trailer.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: So you want to walk around Wrigley and be my wingman?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: More like a love coach.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Romance is a forgotten language. And you think baseball is romantic. Yeah,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: but it's kind of hard to write a great romance
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: when you're 24.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: I haven't had one yet.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: So when are we dropping our series?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: Ooh, Sammy, you could be starting your own series!
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, with the way that these people are acting, I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 9: probably could.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 10: I was watching this. I was like, is this AI?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 10: It looks so bad.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: It seems like they're still mocking. What they're doing is mocking.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: It doesn't even feel real.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're not the seriousness of the Hallmark Channel.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Right. Disrespect and mocking.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: It's sacred.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Send us a text over to 22987. The Woody Show.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: All right, Seabass, take us home this week in audio.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 10: We've got somebody to join Dumbass Tyler in the Dumbass
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: Car Buying.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Community.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: You called it Dumbass Tyler. Got his dumbass nickname by
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: buying an.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: $ 80, 000 truck for six years. For a guy who doesn't
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: do truck stuff.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 10: How much was the interest on that?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Do we know?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the interest exactly, but it was very high.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: At least you had really low monthly payments.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: Woody, I don't think you would hear, but I played
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: some audio. I recorded Tyler's dad, and he loves the name.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler. Because he thinks....
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 10: He was a moron for doing that part as well.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 18: My dad admitted on mic that he wanted to literally
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 18: kill me.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: When you did that?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: This is a similar stupid guy named Yancy. He's on
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: TikTok talking about how I think he's got a 2000 Kia.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Oh. Nice.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 10: He traded it into one of those car dealerships that's
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: like an old house with a lot around it.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. One of those corner windows.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: And this is the terms he agreed to.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: I sign 23.5% interest rate.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: My payment?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: $ 1, 040.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Per month.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: I have made 36 payments. That is $ 37, 440 that I
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: have paid into this car. The principal balance when I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: started this was $ 37, 880. Today, the principal payment is $ 28, 275.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Kelly Blue Book has my car appraised at $ 13, 200.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: Well, because the first few years, you're just paying interest.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: And he bought a car that probably was underwater already.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: So it's $ 15, 000 underwater after $ 3, 000 to $ 7, 000.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know why Kia did that logo, too.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: The logo doesn't look like Kia. It looks like KN.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: When they redesigned the logo.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: It totally does.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: I haven't paid attention. Yeah, it does look exactly like KM.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: It looks like KM.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: What is this? I see it every day. My car's
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: a Kia.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 10: You're 23 and a half percent interested.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: I got a much better deal than that. My God.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 10: I know we talk about Dave Ramsey all the time,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 10: but literally if every teenager was just made to listen
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 10: to Dave Ramsey, 90% of the financial problems in this
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 10: world would go away. Because you'd be living under your means.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 10: You'd be able to cover emergency.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: From the beginning.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't get yourself so underwater to begin with.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 10: And I include myself in this because I lived very
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 10: stupidly at not 23.5% on a negative equity key.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Same.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 10: But I lived very stupid. If I just lived underneath
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 10: my means, had the emergency fund. Then when you run
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 10: out of a car and you need to get to work,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: you're not scrambling and buying stupid cars from the lot
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 10: in an old house.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: So all the radio stations, instead of Mandatory Metallica, should
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: be Mandatory Ramsey.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 10: Ramsey Mandatory.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Ram-mans.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: Time for Mandatory Ramsey.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: There is a book, Smart Money, Smart Kids, or something
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 10: He has a lot of kid stuff.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Aim Deck. There are schools that run programs
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: for the kids, like teaching some of that stuff.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: That'd be great. Awesome.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: This Week in Audio.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, Greg. Yes.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 10: I'll babe her eye roll.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: I'm going to go ahead and tell you this isn't
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 10: probably going to be too close. From our friends at
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 10: Inside Edition, this is a woman who lost her engagement ring.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 10: Here's how it started.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 11: I was just messing with the ring. It just fell
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 11: off to the table and bounced off onto the floor
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 11: and then into the water it went.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: And my heart went with it. That's right.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 13: Denise Riviera's engagement ring slipped off her finger and fell
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 13: into the murky Hudson River. Her first reaction, total freak out.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: That was hysterical.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 11: Hysterical crying. Not knowing, like, what am I supposed to
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 11: do at this point?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: It's in the water.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: Now, Greg, don't let her sexy accent throw you off.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: So she's just sitting there in the restaurant by the Hudson.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: Shouldn't have been fiddling with it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 10: The beautiful Hudson River. And it falls in the restaurant. Now,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 10: first reaction, scream your head off like a moron.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean. you're going to regret it. But if
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: she did, it's hopeless.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: But if she, Oh, Oh, Oh, hopeless.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: Well, screaming her head off may have done her some good.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 15: All the patrons having dinner at Billy Joe's rib works
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 15: in Newburgh, New York.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Billy Joe's rib works. A nice romantic date night at
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: Billy Joe's Ribworks. Don't worry, it's right on the Hudson.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 15: All the patrons having dinner at Billy Joe's Ribworks in Newburgh,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 15: New York, watched the drama unfold, including a team of
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 15: student divers who happened to be dining at a nearby table.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: We just heard a woman screaming, talking.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: About her ring.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 15: But you thought to yourselves, hey, we can help here?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 13: The next morning, they returned to the restaurant, this time
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 13: with their commercial diving helmets and oxygen tanks.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 10: And they found, they took them several hours. They got
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 10: all kinds of silts. And so they had student divers
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 10: learning to be like the underwater diving, or a welding
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 10: license or whatever.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 10: Great.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Just so happened to be there. Of all times to
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: lose your ring. I know. Student divers. With a diving team.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: Also enjoying a romantic dinner. Yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Philly Joe's Ribworks.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Ribworks.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Philly Joe's Ribworks.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: That place looks good.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: I'm looking it up.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 10: Greg, okay, I should say, around the room, Ah Babe
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 10: or Eye Roll?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Eye Roll. Mega Ah Babe.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Ah Babe.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 9: Ah Babe all day.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: I think it's Ah Babe. It's a cool, fun story.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 7: I mean, she's a moron, but the diving team got
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: it back for her.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: If it's Ah Babe as much as, oh, it's a
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: cool story. Not awe babe.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: No, it's awe babe because of the diving team.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are the awes? Our dumb ass.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 10: Also awe babe because of the venue where they're eating at.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 10: And her sexy New York accent. Again, I love New York.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, of those two choices, mega awe babe. What
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: a nice diving team. That's amazing.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: They could have said like, oh, look at that chick.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 10: Idiot.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: We got one more helmet we want to show you.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: They could have said that.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 10: I'm kind of getting your ring back. Because when you
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 10: lose your ring, you want to scream.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Like, yell and scream. Well, yeah. No, she's an idiot. Yeah,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: she shouldn't have taken it off. All right, there you go.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: This Week in Audio, everybody.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Sue Bass. The Woody Show.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Traffic.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: Traffic is sponsored by AutoZone. Get in the zone.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: It's been a minute.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: It's been a minute.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 10: Dude.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: You know what that means?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: Guys.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: What? It's time for rock traffic.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Rock traffic.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Rock traffic.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah. It's the most manly traffic there is.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: And it just so happens to be sponsored by AutoZone.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 17: It's perfect.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: Well, let's talk about a big multi-car crash.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: It's in Burbank, northbound 5 before Buena Vista Street.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Everybody behind that just wants it to clear.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: So, that's weird.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: In school, all I ever wanted was an A, but
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: with Gina, all I want is to F.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: I get you.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Love that. Speaking of which, in school, I learned poetry.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Do you like poetry?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: I love poetry.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: All right, I wrote one for you.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, so.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Roses are red. Violets are blue. You'll be the six.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: I'll be the nine.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 17: I love that.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: That's so romantic.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: This is what I learned.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: That's right. Pretty solid, brother.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: We got a downtown crash. It's in the left lane,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: westbound 10 to Grand Avenue. There's a backup to the
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: 5-101 split.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Love that.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: No paperwork, just fighting. That's what we say when it
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: comes to crashes. You know it. Oh, what I didn't know,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: I didn't know Gina did Telekinesis?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 7: You didn't know?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You just made a part.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Of me move, and you didn't even touch it. Hell yeah.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, Sherman Oaks, you got a crash on the shoulder.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: It's going southbound 405 right before Burbank Boulevard.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nice two-car crash. There's going to be a backup
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: to the five. And then Encino, you got a crash
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: south 101 before Havenhurst. There's heavy traffic from Winnetka Avenue.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: That's pretty cool. Gina, I hope you like hurricanes, because
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: I'm going to leave you with no energy.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Yeah, that's later, though. That's later, though.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: That's because your cans are like volcanoes. I love them.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 10: Nice. You're getting me so hot.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: That's the point. Get big deals forever. For a short time.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: That's the point. That's the point, girl.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: That's how it works. Get big deals for a short
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: time at the end of summer sale. Save on car wash, brakes, oil,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: and more at AutoZone. Get in the zone.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: AutoZone.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: Restrictions apply.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: That's your rock traffic.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Rock traffic.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 19: Nice.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, nice work, Greg.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: Nice. Yeah, it's been a while since we've had some
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: rock traffic.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: I forgot.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Next up is.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: Our good old little buddy, Menace.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: All right, Menace.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: How about this guy? This guy.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: This guy.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: He just looks soft like a marshmallow.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: His name is Menace, though.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: He's kind of like a menace in the streets.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I can tell you next up here on this show,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: on this throwback Thursday, is an in-studio appearance, a visit
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: from our friend. He is the pride of Pacoima. He
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: is the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: Turn Up. I give you DJ Tim Martinez, a.k.a.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: T.O.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Tim.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: Hello. Hello.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 11: What's up, Tim?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, hello there.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: What up, dog?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you seem so relaxed and chill. You know, we're
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: going into a holiday weekend. Yeah, I know. I'm just
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: kind of feeling like, yeah, whatever.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: What are your big plans for the holiday weekend?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: Zero big plans.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: That sounds great.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: You staying home? Yeah, I mean, even the way- Grill
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: and chill? Yeah, grill and chill for sure. I mean,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: my wife was like, should we take a trip somewhere?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, nah.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 11: Nah.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: I just did that big trip to Fiji.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 18: I mean.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: You're good.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm good.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: She did mention, should we go across the border to Rosarito? Oh,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: your place. Yeah. I mean, maybe.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you want to deal with a hurricane,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: That's your opinion.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: There's going to be a mega hurricane.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: No, there's not. Nuclear hurricane.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: I hope you're right.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: Calling it right now. No, there's not.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: There might be some light rain in Southern California.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Light rain?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: I'm calling it right now.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: Light rain.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, just the idea of it has ruined
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: my whole week.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: I'm so off my game. I'm so obsessed. I'm freaking
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: about rain and wind.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you how this works.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: Freaking.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: There's like six or seven, whatever it is, different models.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Six, seven.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: They're the different models. There is one model that has
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: one of these possible tropical storms turning toward Southern California.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: Towards Tarzana, yeah.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: All of the other ones are making a sharp left
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: out to sea.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: And if anything, there will be some light rain.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: No matter what, and Weather Adam, who's on Fox, he's
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: a cool dude. Anyway, he just did another video about
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: this the other day.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: He's like, all right, guys, I realized.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: What I was saying the other day about Oh, look,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: I understand. It's a great story.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: There's no hurricane. There's not going to be a hurricane.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 6: There's something oddly comforting when Woody explains it, and I'm
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: not even kidding.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: He's confident. Think about the news. Think about how things work.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: On social media.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 6: I was seriously about to get sandbags.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: I bought covers for furniture.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Because LA Times says hurricane could send floods to Southern California. Yeah, okay. Right.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: It's ruined by weed. So you're not buying into this one? Nope.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: Light rain, if any. Even on, like, if you look
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: at the forecast for Sunday, right?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now, again, the forecast changes by the minute.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: We're talking a total, and it's from, say, like, 4
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning, and it's going to be done
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: by 11 a.m. Total precipitation, it's less than half of
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: an inch, and it's for about.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: Half of the week.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Of the region. All right. I think we're going to
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: survive this, guys.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: Dude, I even told my parents I might not be coming.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: That's how.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: That's dramatic. Dude, I'm telling you. It's very dramatic.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: It has ruined my week.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: No, you're fine.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: There is no hurricane.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you. It's a great story.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: Remember Carmageddon? Of course.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: And that's going to be the end of everybody's life.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: And what did that end up being?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Remember the last time?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, Menace, you and I were in Vegas when the last, quote, hurricane.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: When was that? Was that 2023?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Or something like that.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: It was like a couple years ago, I think.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: Anyway, whenever that was, and it rained. There was no,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: there wasn't even wind.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Y'all made it back.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was, it wasn't, yeah, dude, it was nothing.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: It's people that, they love, I mean, they love being
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: able to have the conversation and the stories. You're fine, Greg.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: CBS News, tropical storm battering Southern California. Okay. You're right, Tim.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 6: It sounds dramatic.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Issue not. But are you, but you're ready.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: Half ready.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Emotionally, yes.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Get your backup battery.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: Half ready.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you going to get your little burlap sacks
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: and an upside-down traffic cone so you can fill them
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: with sand?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: Yes. I'll probably get sandbags. I already got furniture covers.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: And I might cancel my trip. So I'm just saying.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Don't. I'm freaking out. Don't.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: It's going to be nothing, dude. I'm a wreck. I'm
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: calling it a little light.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: Rain, if anything.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm holding you to it. You heard it here.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: I am a meaty urologist. You are. I'm meaty.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: I'm a chunky urologist.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: And a cute one. Aw, Tim.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: Tim, we had a question earlier in the week. Who
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: would you go gay for? Think about it. You can
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: answer at the end of the segment.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Besides Woody. In this room? No, in the world.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: And it would have to be sexually. I said Michael J.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Fox.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Right. Not current Michael J.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 10: Fox.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 9: No, not current Michael J.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 18: Fox.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: Not current Michael J. Fox. Can I get back to
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: you in the next 10 minutes? This is really weird.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: Like you don't have an answer loaded. You can blame
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: the guy who's paranoid about a hurricane. It was his question.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: I tried to say who I'd go straight for. Mila Kunis. Same.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: Noted. That's who you'd go straight for? Wait, that came
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: out wrong. So who are you currently gay for then?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: For Greg, it's Mario.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: All right, T.O.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: Tim questions. So you can send your questions in on
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: the text over to 22987. You can send us an
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: email with your T.O. Tim question, email at thewoodyshow.com, or
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: leave in the comments when we post the videos on Instagram,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: for example, at thewoodyshow there.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: All right, Jeff G.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: what's the first question for T.O.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: Tim? First question for T.O. Tim.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 14: When your Latino friend says, my family's having a small get-together,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 14: how many people should you expect to be there?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: I'll put my answer up first. And, Menace, you can
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: read it to everybody.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: 720.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: 720.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: 720. That's what it looks like. But it's over 20.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, greater than 20.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: Carrot, 20.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 10: 720.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: It looks like 720.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 7: Looks like a drunk seven.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: Over 20.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 6: I will jump in right after you. 20 plus is
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: what it is.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: I will also.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 7: I have at least 20.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: All the white people are on the same page.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: What'd you put there, Menace?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: Okay. For a small gathering, I put actually 15.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: 15?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: Small ballpark.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: Sammy?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 9: I went a little high. I went with 40.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Damn.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 10: 40.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: Jeff G., what'd you put there? I put 18.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 8: 18.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Okay. Very specific. All right.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 10: T.O.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: Tim. All right.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: 25.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: I'm with you guys. That's the number, man. So small
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: gathering would include what? Siblings. Siblings.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: Aunt's uncle's cousins.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 19: And then it's like, oh, hey, a couple of the
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 19: neighbors around, they're smelling what's going on.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: They're going to come by for sure.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: So then what's a big gathering? That's when you start
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: including friends? In-laws.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my father-in-law has 10 siblings.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 19: I mean, guaranteed in our household, if we just do
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 19: like our immediate family, right off the bat, that's 19.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: Damn. Right off the bat. Love that. That's nobody else, 19.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Love that.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: So how does it work from like whose responsibility? Does
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: everybody bring stuff?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, for sure. Everybody brings something.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 14: You don't walk in without an 18 of modelo. That's
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 14: like standard. That's your entry ticket.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess every situation, every family is different.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't know if there was like a kind of
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: a standard operating procedure of like, that's a lot of food.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: So standard operating procedure is like, okay, I'm hosting.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 19: Basically what we do, we'll send out a tax. We're like, Hey,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 19: we're cooking the main dish.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we got the meat.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 19: Yeah, we got the main bulk of it, and everybody
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 19: else bring something to.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Bring a salad.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bring something.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: Or drink.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: All right. Let's see.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: Question number two, T.O.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Tim. Yeah.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 14: We all know that Latino sons are mama's boys. So
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 14: what is something that a Latino mom does for her
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 14: son on a regular basis?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: Everything.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: Everything?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Everything's not a suitable answer.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: I have a specific answer based on a friend of mine.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: And I give this person crap all the time because
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: this person is in their 40s. And he has yet
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: to do one load of his own laundry.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I put.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah. But I.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: This guy, laundry same, Greg? I have laundry.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 6: This pen is basically broken.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I do his laundry slash iron clothes.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: He will collect everything. This guy piles it all into
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: his car, and when he goes over to his mom's house,
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: either Saturday or Sunday for a dinner, either Saturday or Sunday.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: If he doesn't show up with his laundry, his mom
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: gets mad. And I go, dude, like, have you ever?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: He's like, you know what? He goes, I think maybe
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: once or twice, like in a pinch.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: But like, he just brings it over to his mom.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 7: Because that's the way she wants it.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: And then whenever he ends up getting married, if he
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: ever gets married at this point, which who knows? This
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: guy's had a girlfriend and, you know, a long time.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just never has never done it.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 7: And because the mom won't let him.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She insists.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: Or let him get married.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: Who else did we know that was like that?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Was that the, oh, you were that way? Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got stories, man. I mean, I still
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: have yet to do one load of laundry.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: You have yet.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: Are you serious still? Yep, still.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: How did I not know that? Yeah, we have talked
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: about this a long time ago.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: I might have shared that story then, too.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: When I lived with my mom, pre-marriage. Mom did my laundry. Yeah,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: and now your wife does it. And then my wife
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: does it.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: I do, but I iron. Can you do laundry? Do
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: you know how to do it? Like if I gave
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: you a load of clothes, could you? Yeah, I'd figure
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: it out. Do you know what the surgery does?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 19: Of course you'd figure it out. No, like if you
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 19: asked me like right now to tell you what to
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 19: do first, no.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: I'd look it up.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: Tim, you put together an entire music festival. I think
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: you can handle it.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: Using just your thumb and your finger, show me how
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: much detergent you would put in for a load of laundry.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 19: I'm going to say.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: Liquid detergent.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: Liquid detergent? I'm going to say... this much.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: That's going to be clean. That's a ton.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Is that too much? That's a lot, Doc.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: That's for comforters.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 10: You're going to have bubbles spilling over the side.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: That's too much.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 6: Maybe like that.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: His thumb and his forefinger could barely make any more
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: room if they had to.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: I could have went like this.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: Just using your thumb and your forefinger.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: I'd say this much. No, dude, that's a lot.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: That's way too much. That's a lot, man.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: We're not talking about the shot glasses. I got a
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: lot of clothes.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of clothes.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: So Gina, you said laundry. Greg, you said laundry. I
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: said laundry. What'd you say, Menace? I said cooking nonstop. Cooking.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: That's another one. All right, Sammy? Yeah, I said cooks. Cooking.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Jeff G?
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 6: Cooks his food.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Cooks his food. Even when it makes his wife mad. Yeah,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: for sure. Still do it.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 13: Laundry.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Laundry.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 6: I have to.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: It's too close to my heart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: she would get mad?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: Would she get mad if you didn't have your laundry done?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: If you branched out?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: Like, if you tried to do it yourself?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: No, she's always like, dude, what happens when I'm not around?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're always around. And I love that. That's
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: the problem.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 19: No, I mean, again, if I had to.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: Actually, I would go to my kids. My kids know
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: how to do their laundry.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 19: So I'd probably go to them first.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: That's so funny.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: But then after that, I'd figure it out. Yeah. Now
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: I know that this is too much detergent. That's way
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: too much. Yeah, that's too much.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 7: It's like five inches.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: Well, if you have a question for a future round
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: of T.O. Tim, you can send your question on the
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: text over to 22987. You can also send it on
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: the email, email at thewoodyshow.com. It's a throwback Thursday. We're
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: going to take a quick break. We'll come back, and
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: then we'll go up in the club. He's going to
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: take off his T.O. Tim hat, and he's going to
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: put on his DJ Tim Martinez hat.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: Yep. That is next here on The Woody Show.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 6: Hang on.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: T.O.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: Tim, DJ Tim Martinez is here.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we are going to take him to a laundromat.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: We're going to have him show us.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: It'll be a how-to video. Show us how to do laundry. Now,
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: promise me, Tim, you're not going to, like, research it beforehand.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Please don't. I will promise you. Just be intuitive.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: I'll promise you. You've already admitted that you've never done
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: a load of laundry.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 6: I've never done it.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: So it's not like you've got to hide anything. You've
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: already told us that you've never done it.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: No YouTube. You know what it is? It's kind of
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: like when... You ever see like where they show kids,
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: like today's kids.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 10: I love that.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they hand them like a VHS and they go,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: what is this?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: How would you use this?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 6: No clue.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they have no idea. I guess I've taken Tim
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: to the laundromat.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: The problem I have is I don't know. I mean,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: other than. I don't know what else to bring.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 19: Clothes. Are you providing the necessary tools?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 7: Yes, the tools, the ingredients.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 14: If you go to the laundromat, they got all that
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 14: there ready for you. So just bring some quarters.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: We'll do it. We'll provide the quarters. We got you.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: We got you.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 10: Don't worry.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: Free laundry.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: It's just seeing what your process would be. Like what
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: steps he would take and what order and things like that.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 10: But do him a favor.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 7: Don't let him put anything in that isn't supposed to
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: be there. Like red shirt with a white shirt.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: Or like a jersey.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: No, I think we just let it roll.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 14: Tim, have you ever looked at a dial on a
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 14: laundry machine?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: Uh, I've looked at it. There's lots of things, man.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: There's like so many numbers. I don't know if it's,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. Like, does the number
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: represent like how strong it is?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: We're going to find out.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: I want to put this one on 100.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 14: Wait till you have to think about temperature.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: Dang.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: How throwback is this? What was it like 17, 18
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: years ago? Remember you sent me to the laundromat to
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: put golf balls in? Oh yeah, we did.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: We did. Uh, We did the laundromat lottery. So you
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: know how the lottery spits out the balls?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: Because he went out to the laundromat. We put a
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: bunch of golf balls in there with numbers. And then
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: you hear like clang, clang, clang, clang.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Clang, clang.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: All right, pull one out of there, man.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: That's all right. The number is. Shout out to Fiesta Laundry.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: Fiesta Laundry.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: So, Tim, give us the answer to the question we
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: had in the last segment because Greg brought up his
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: question about who would you, if you had to, who
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: would you go gay for? And it means that you
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: would have to do sexual stuff.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: Have to and want to. Michael B. Jordan.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: Michael B.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: Jordan. That dude's hot. Is it the body or what? Yeah.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, that dude's ripped.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, Michael B.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: Jordan.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, his is Michael B. Mine's Michael J. Michael J. Fox.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Michael B.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: Jordan.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: That was weird to me.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: He's very little, very soft. I even had a strong follow-up.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: I'd also mess with Kiki Hernandez.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, why not?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, Kiki.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: I think he's kind of hot.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He knows how to play baseball. He's on my
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: favorite team. Yeah. He'd be in the stands with all
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: the other wives. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 7: He's pretty cute.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: You know, they have access to all the drinks and
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: all the food they want.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: All the games.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 7: Get in on that.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: It sounds like a win-win. It does. It does.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: All right, well, I'll tell you, Throwback Thursday, DJ Tim
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: Martinez is here. He gets to choose the song that
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: we go up in the club with. And what do
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: you got for us this week, Tim?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: We are going low. 2007 Flo Rida. All right, up
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: in the club. The Woody Show. Throwback Thursday. Up in
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: the club. Yeah, talk to him. Come on, Tim.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: Talk to him.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: That's right. Make it happen. Let me talk to him.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: Let it rain. Hurricane. That's right, Greg. Hurricane.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: Throwback Thursday up in the club in the Woody Show.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: Right on. Yes. Blow up in the club. Throwback Thursday
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: here on the Woody Show.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: That will forever remind me of Woody's wife.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: Because I remember when it first came out.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: When that song was brand new.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 6: She loved it.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: And she still loves it to this day. When that
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: song came out, we were in a car driving somewhere
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: and that song came on.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: She goes, oh, hell yeah.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: And Greg was just laughing because it was like, at
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: this point, I think, yeah, so out of character for
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: how Greg saw my wife. Totally.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 6: And she's like, oh, she was so stoked. And then
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: she's singing along to it.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: Now he knows better. And she drops that thing. Oh,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: she does. I was just going to say, how low
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: can she really go? Oh, she puts it on the flow.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: On the flow.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: For sure. She puts it on the flow, for sure.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 6: That's the gentle.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: DJ Tim Martinez, everybody.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: I love you, buddy.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Love you back. Have a great weekend, everybody. Wow. Now
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like an idiot.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: Asking me all these questions when I'm hammered. All right,
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: so you guys are going to give yourself a point.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: For everything you have not done.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 7: Not done, okay.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: That I'm about to mention here, okay?
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: I love these games.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: It's like a never have I ever.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right, so let's see. Never have I ever
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: received stitches. Show of hands, who in the room has
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: never received stitches?
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: Everybody in this room has received stitches?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 10: I mean, I've given them out, right, bro?
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 9: Other than dissolvable ones from Wisdom Teeth.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 7: Those are stitches.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't count those. Would that count?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 10: No, I think that's a good caveat. Non-dissolvable stitches.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 9: Right, then no, I've never had stitches.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: All right, Sammy, never has had stitches. All right.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever been to Niagara Falls.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 6: I have not.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 9: Oh, wait, yes, I have.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 7: Again, everybody but Sammy.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 4: Julie, you haven't?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: I have not. Greg, you haven't? I have not. Menace, no. No.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: Sammy, you have?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: Niagara Falls. Have you been to Niagara Falls?
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 10: My mom grew up near there.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Is it overrated?
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: It's wet.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: If you get in the boat, it's really cool.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 18: Is it?
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 10: Because you really get perspective when you're in the boat
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 10: and all the water's coming down on you.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: All right, show of hands here. Who's never had chicken pox?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: I've had it.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: Everyone's had it.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: I've had it. Everyone's had it? That will soon be-
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: But I had like three Yeah, they don't get them anymore.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 7: Thank God.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, vaccine. So gross.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: Who in here does not have a tattoo?
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 6: I do not.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: You would know, Gina.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 7: But I just don't know if it's still there.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? It is.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: A tattoo?
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: Show me.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 7: Because one time when my friend was getting a picture
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 7: of me on his forearm, I wanted to feel what
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 7: it felt like. So I told him to put a
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 7: G on it.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 9: But even if it's not still there, you have had
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 9: a tattoo.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 6: I just don't know if it's still there. You can
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 6: still get into a Jewish cemetery because it's so tiny.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's not a thing. Everybody here has flown
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: in a plane.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: Anybody in here who's never shot a gun?
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: I have. Everybody has. Everybody has.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever birthed children.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, everybody gets a point on that one.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: Nobody in here has birthed children.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 10: I just had kidney stones.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 6: You legally had a child.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: Has anyone in here never failed a test?
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: Um, you know, it's weird.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 6: I never failed a test, but I did get a
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: final grade of an F in one class. This is
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 6: a test.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: The question is a test. Have you ever failed a test?
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 10: Unless you got the F for, you know, attendance, you
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 10: would have had to have failed tests.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 6: I guess I did that.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 9: Well, if you did bad on a project.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, my final grade was F, so. Everybody here
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: graduated high school, right?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: Broken a bone. I've never broken a bone.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have either.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: I think I knew that about you.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: Gina hasn't either?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 9: I don't think I have either.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: Sam, even with all the cheerleading stuff?
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 9: No, I tore all the ligaments in both my ankles,
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 9: but I did.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that and concussions and cheerleading. Never have I ever
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 4: slept in a tent.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, I've slept in a tent.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: I know you wish you hadn't.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: I wish I hadn't. Everybody has slept in a tent?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 6: I used to set up the tent in my backyard
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 6: as an adult.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh, I'm going to camp this.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 4: So cool. Now this next one, seen the Grand Canyon?
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: Does it count flying over it?
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 9: That counts.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: Because you've seen it. Because I guess you've seen it.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 4: I've seen it.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: I have not. I have not. Sammy and Greg.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 6: Never seen it.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: Have not.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: Been skiing. Who here has not been skiing?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 7: We've all been skiing.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: Everybody's been skiing.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: Who in here has never punched someone?
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 7: I think we've all punched someone.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: Like an actual fight.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, in or out of a ring. Right, like your
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 10: sister in the arms.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think in a fight.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 6: Not as a grown man, but as a kid.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: Well, in your life.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, I have.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: Who'd you punch?
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 6: This kid named Jimmy, and he was, I guess I
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 6: was kind of a bully, and I kind of went
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 6: after him.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: You were? Right.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: Sammy loves you more.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: You were a bully?
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 6: No, I was definitely not a bully, but this one
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 6: particular kid. I can't remember what he did, but I
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 6: remember he was running. I punched him super hard and
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 6: then he ran down this hill and fell. And then
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 6: I felt so bad.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: Show of hands who in this room has never been divorced.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 7: I've never been divorced.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, menace?
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: And sea bass.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we kind of keep our word when we say
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 10: it in front of God. Lie to our family.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 4: And to Jesus. Myself, Greg, and Sammy have all been divorced. Liars.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: Everybody here swam in the ocean, right? Everybody here drove
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 4: a car. Anybody in here who has not ever been
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: stung by a bee?
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, I've been stung by a bee.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 6: Any time.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: All right. We've all been stung by a bee.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: Changed a dirty diaper. Anybody in here has never changed
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: a dirty diaper?
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 6: I've only changed one in my whole life.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 7: From beginning to end alone, I've never done it. I
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: have managed to avoid it through babysitting because I have
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 7: no nieces and nephews. I've avoided it my entire life.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 7: Even my friends, I don't finish. I'm like, I'm good.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 6: Is that the caveat? You have to have done it alone?
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 6: I had two people helping me. So then I've never
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 6: done it.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say I've never done it.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: Were you changed the diaper? No. And they're in another room.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 6: Me either.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm 13 years older than my sister.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: Who here has never been to another country? I think
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: everybody's been to another country. So out of all those,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: out of those 20, it's Gina and Sammy who have
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 4: the most with five. There's five things on that list
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: that they've never done.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: I had four, but okay.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 10: I only had two and both of mine were for
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 10: good reasons.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: Greg had four. I had four.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, I thought I had three.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: No, you had four.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 6: Niagara Falls, Grand Canyon, diaper.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: Childbirth.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 18: Egg.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, terrible.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: Sorry, we got that one.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Never pushed a baby. That's not a good one.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: That's not a good one, no.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: 877-44-Woody.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 10: Wait, what does it tell about us? Nothing.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: I need to get out more. I'm just wondering who's
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: done it. Yeah, I only got two points. The Niagara
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: Falls and then the kid. And divorce. And divorce. And divorce. See?
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 3: We're all off by one.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 4: I literally was like taking meticulous notes on who on what. Yeah.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: And you guys can't even keep track of your own.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't really understand that one. God.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 15: We want every person who's off by one.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: If everybody didn't get a point for fail to test.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: All right, well, that's going to do it for this
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: Thursday morning.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 12: Nice.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: A free Friday done as we get closer to that
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 4: long holiday weekend.
• 1:53:46
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• 1:53:47
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• 1:53:47
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• 1:53:50
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• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: Back tomorrow, and tomorrow is Friday.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 4: If you're even working at all. If you are going
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 4: to work, probably your office is closing early for a
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 4: half day. Most places seem to be operating that way.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 3: If your boss is cool.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: But tomorrow, anything we can do to get through the
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: morning into the weekend as quickly as possible, that is
• 1:54:16
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• 1:54:19
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• 1:54:27
  Speaker 11: You.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: What you got for the parting words of wisdom?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 6: Well, the serving size for chips is about 15 chips,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 6: which is the same amount of chips you eat while
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 6: you're deciding if you even want to eat chips.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: That is correct. That's true.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 6: Can't win.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: I don't like the serving size game. It's a game.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: It's a trick.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 6: The few times I look at it, I think, wait
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 6: a minute. I've already eaten like four servings. Like a
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 6: pint of ice cream is two servings?
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 7: You're supposed to share that?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: I tried at one point doing a version of a
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: diet where I would only eat whatever the serving size was.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 4: So I was literally measuring everything.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: I would take out 15 chips. Were you starving? Yeah,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: it sucked. I hated it. This is not real serving.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 6: Serving for a hamster.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Do it.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 4: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 4: can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: a great day.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: SMD double M. I quit this bitch.