Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 499: Pod Through The Pain
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- 0:01Speaker 1: You forget, you.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Just random gooning. It's the muscle memory.
- 0:12Speaker 1: They didn't realize.
- 0:13Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, stop kicking him off. Kicked you off?
- 0:20Speaker 3: Oh I mean you could just kick me off right
- 0:24Speaker 3: back back?
- 0:27Speaker 2: No, No, the episode has started. That press record.
- 0:30Speaker 4: Okay, what that means for I'll see people using that,
- 0:36Speaker 4: Kanye mean recently what that means.
- 0:41Speaker 2: I love how that Nigga started walking on the globe
- 0:43Speaker 2: and everybody forgets that Nigga was a Nazi. A lot
- 0:47Speaker 2: of people did.
- 0:48Speaker 1: He was a Nazi going manic episode. Let's make sure
- 0:54Speaker 1: he was manic PTSD manic man you know. I will
- 1:01Speaker 1: say that set design is that that is.
- 1:04Speaker 5: The most amazing, wasn't It was in insane like everything.
- 1:08Speaker 5: Anytime he has any type of set, it's going to
- 1:09Speaker 5: be crazy. Like when I saw the Y'ser Store and
- 1:12Speaker 5: he had the fucking mountain.
- 1:13Speaker 2: That's the one show I regret now. I wish I
- 1:16Speaker 2: would have seen.
- 1:16Speaker 1: That a fucking like mountain thing.
- 1:19Speaker 5: And then he had like halfway through the show, it
- 1:22Speaker 5: was like this thing that came out and it was
- 1:24Speaker 5: like climbing the mountain.
- 1:25Speaker 1: It was crazy. That was really good. But he backed up.
- 1:32Speaker 2: He's back, but Are you back? Are you back?
- 1:34Speaker 1: I'm like, if I had to give it a percentage,
- 1:36Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Off that one song along. That one song got me
- 1:41Speaker 2: like five. Did you listen to the album? That was
- 1:44Speaker 2: my next question asked intro. Not yet I heard.
- 1:47Speaker 1: I heard it wasn't that good.
- 1:49Speaker 6: I've heard conflicting things, but from the people I expect
- 1:53Speaker 6: to know about Kanye, not good.
- 1:57Speaker 2: I think because he's Pauls. He sucked me in with
- 2:00Speaker 2: that one song he did. What that one song.
- 2:04Speaker 1: He did, like.
- 2:08Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't even know the name of it,
- 2:09Speaker 4: but it sounded like it sounded real like old kind.
- 2:12Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, he's like whatever work.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Whatever that song was, whatever works?
- 2:17Speaker 2: Yeah, that jone was I was like, oh, this is
- 2:21Speaker 2: this sounds like yeah, the guy I used to know.
- 2:24Speaker 4: But you know, I can't. I can't put it past.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Like, but what's going on? Everybody? This this is the
- 2:34Speaker 2: last thing we need. Give me that this is not
- 2:37Speaker 2: that serious podcast The Great Okay thede the podcast that
- 2:48Speaker 2: it's cool that y'all listen to on the side, the
- 2:53Speaker 2: podcast that you're currently listening to.
- 2:56Speaker 1: What you decided to choose.
- 3:01Speaker 2: And we decided to keep on up yeah, we you know, we.
- 3:04Speaker 4: Just sometimes sometimes it's my darkest moments. I'm like, man,
- 3:11Speaker 4: should we just throw everything out? Put everything up on
- 3:15Speaker 4: eBay quick?
- 3:18Speaker 2: Can we get off Facebook? Can we move off these.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Cameras and go put on full podcast?
- 3:24Speaker 2: Full podcast rent paid through the year. Just followers is
- 3:32Speaker 2: just taking We don't want to serious inquiries only.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Oh bo.
- 3:42Speaker 2: He's like, I got fifty dollars soul.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Soul to the nigga cord.
- 3:52Speaker 2: This is not that serious podcast.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I'm Mike.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Keenan's in the building. I'm okay, Doctor Waffle aka va Vino.
- 4:03Speaker 2: This is your boy, Cory.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Doctor.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Disappointed doctor.
- 4:10Speaker 1: This ship can't go on like this?
- 4:14Speaker 2: Doctor? What isle is it in home depot? Doctor? This
- 4:20Speaker 2: is the thickest rope you got. Doctor. Do you have
- 4:24Speaker 2: any taller ladders? I don't want to suffocate. I just
- 4:30Speaker 2: want to.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Ken said that potato flowing around.
- 4:36Speaker 2: That was good.
- 4:37Speaker 7: My commented, So, uh, the gang is sad right now.
- 4:51Speaker 2: We won't get into it. Not right now, not right now.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Later date, later.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Date, when we release our memoirs, our collective five person
- 4:59Speaker 2: memoir ours, all in one book, will we'll reveal it.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna get a chapter.
- 5:05Speaker 1: I want Kwalm Mills to write my chapter.
- 5:09Speaker 2: The Dashley Diva Di d J.
- 5:12Speaker 5: Did we ever ask that, like, if we have somebody
- 5:14Speaker 5: direct the movie or somebody that or play with the.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Movie, would you want probably, but played me in the movie?
- 5:19Speaker 1: Who would you want?
- 5:21Speaker 2: Tom Cruise? Okay?
- 5:24Speaker 8: Nah?
- 5:25Speaker 2: Check one one.
- 5:28Speaker 1: One on one for trail Robert Downey Jr. Black Face.
- 5:33Speaker 2: With the dreads.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I watched that he again all over again.
- 5:39Speaker 2: Lincoln see all that stuff. He's like, this is not motherfucker.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I run this ship. Put the back to behind the
- 5:46Speaker 1: scenes ship. I run this supposed to work.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, that was the only exceptable black
- 5:56Speaker 2: face ever. Jake Faul, don't try it. Don't even think
- 6:00Speaker 2: I don't even think about it. You did, but you
- 6:04Speaker 2: know you should think about subscribing to the YouTube and
- 6:06Speaker 2: the podcast and the Patreon and yes, sir, yes sir,
- 6:08Speaker 2: we got something very special for you on Patreon. Not
- 6:13Speaker 2: as special as it could be, but still still special
- 6:17Speaker 2: and we had a good time doing it that, you know,
- 6:19Speaker 2: if not for nothing, definitely add that, and so Patreon
- 6:25Speaker 2: people be on the lookout for that. Can you pause?
- 6:29Speaker 4: Pause? So yeah, sorry about that. Y'all just had to
- 6:32Speaker 4: take a quick little phone break. But Mike, go back
- 6:35Speaker 4: and say what you were saying. When you were saying
- 6:37Speaker 4: what you said, we were sad, but a little bit
- 6:40Speaker 4: a little bit better now, I'd say, So that was
- 6:44Speaker 4: that was some of us are still going.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Through it and that's fine.
- 6:47Speaker 9: And that's but I think we I feel I feel
- 6:53Speaker 9: like that might be about thirteen freass No no, no,
- 6:57Speaker 9: no no no.
- 7:00Speaker 2: I feel like, well do it after the after we
- 7:03Speaker 2: do that one ratings.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Ratings.
- 7:14Speaker 4: I wonder how many extra subscribers we could get if
- 7:16Speaker 4: Keene kill himself?
- 7:20Speaker 2: Are you really take that stuff from the bod?
- 7:22Speaker 4: Sometimes could have been with the vod he was just
- 7:26Speaker 4: what did they say they expect one of us from
- 7:29Speaker 4: the records? Brother?
- 7:31Speaker 2: You like Batman the Fire It Rises?
- 7:36Speaker 4: Do you feel like.
- 7:40Speaker 2: Actually I don't actually no, no, because if I had
- 7:42Speaker 2: the control right, but it ain't going right. You know,
- 7:47Speaker 2: I had no control to make it go right.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Did you watch the Early Ship just get with the Batman?
- 7:52Speaker 1: Did you watch it? While they would never make a
- 7:59Speaker 1: movie together, like you cannot prep for that, I hear
- 8:03Speaker 1: right now.
- 8:03Speaker 4: I do not that not that.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Some Diggs great.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Niggas that don't miss them niggas and Drew Ski them niggas.
- 8:17Speaker 2: You know, I don't miss them niggas. The r DC
- 8:20Speaker 2: world definitely doesn't.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Hundred percent Lean Cuisine don't miss either, Lean, Lean and
- 8:25Speaker 1: Lean squad. Yeah, the Nigga Lean squad. You know, you
- 8:28Speaker 1: would know NIGGAO made the Billy bounce. You know if
- 8:33Speaker 1: you know, right now time.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Lean and Cuisine. It's gonna show me a no space dinner,
- 8:39Speaker 2: no spaces, no.
- 8:41Speaker 10: Space, no spaces, crazy crazy crazy, Open up the straight
- 8:49Speaker 10: you crazy master, open up, open up.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Are you gonna have some problems? Please open up the street?
- 8:56Speaker 11: Daddy said, Yo, I've been up with a little Look
- 9:00Speaker 11: at you that nigga saidy'all got so a PM Monday.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Fuck niggah happen.
- 9:05Speaker 2: You can't do about it, Yo, there's nothing. This nigga
- 9:10Speaker 2: clearly has been a way more than niggasch He's and
- 9:15Speaker 2: he's just gonna choke on it.
- 9:16Speaker 1: He's just he's gonna choke.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Rather than just like a nuisance, rather than drink the water,
- 9:21Speaker 2: and like he's just gonna he's gonna said, I'm.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Gonna bomb you off the map.
- 9:26Speaker 2: The nigga, what are you talking about?
- 9:29Speaker 4: What are you saying this nigga thinks he's really a
- 9:31Speaker 4: cartoon and he Ron is over there, like, come closer,
- 9:39Speaker 4: he's going well, they said, come closer.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Like, Nigga, we are ready to die for this ship.
- 9:43Speaker 5: Please come closer, and I promise you we won't be
- 9:47Speaker 5: doing much dying.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Nigga.
- 9:51Speaker 11: That nigga open the street, you crazy basta, or you'll
- 9:55Speaker 11: be living in hell. Crazy Niggas was like, nah, we
- 10:00Speaker 11: don't even celebrate, like no, what.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and my family was talking about that on Easter,
- 10:08Speaker 2: yes yesterday.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I was y'all Easter.
- 10:12Speaker 2: It was cool, chilling food. I was in the house
- 10:17Speaker 2: springs giving you know which house parents.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Definitely, I I mean, I wasn't sure, like I feel
- 10:25Speaker 1: like I've always thought. J. J. Will was like, even
- 10:27Speaker 1: if they don't celebrate it, just get around.
- 10:29Speaker 2: That's not they just be around each other.
- 10:31Speaker 1: They're not celebrating shit, Like why everybody over here was
- 10:33Speaker 1: just chilling.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that definitely don't happen.
- 10:36Speaker 1: You can just lie when you're just chilling.
- 10:39Speaker 2: That don't happen. They're not just getting together just to
- 10:42Speaker 2: what day is it?
- 10:42Speaker 1: I don't even know. On my third day out here,
- 10:46Speaker 1: just some day to Mutnick yesterday.
- 10:48Speaker 4: So what Jehovah's witnesses, dude, they uh, they celebrate the
- 10:54Speaker 4: uh last Meal.
- 10:56Speaker 2: So they had the Memorial on Thursday, last meal.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Okay, the painting, Yes, the last Supper las last Supper.
- 11:05Speaker 4: So went to Memorial on Thursday, where we essentially just
- 11:10Speaker 4: go over. So we passed bread, we passed the unleveled brad,
- 11:13Speaker 4: we passed the wine, every blood and body.
- 11:15Speaker 2: Get did I get turned?
- 11:17Speaker 1: No?
- 11:17Speaker 4: Because you're only partaking that if you think you're one
- 11:20Speaker 4: of one hundred and forty four thousand. Yeah.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Also hm hmm.
- 11:25Speaker 1: In short, do you what is the reason for not celebrating.
- 11:27Speaker 4: Anything, because that's essentially putting an idol on something that's
- 11:32Speaker 4: not God.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Mm hmm, what makes sense? I get that, But what
- 11:38Speaker 2: if it's related to God, it's not God. They're like,
- 11:44Speaker 2: so they don't believe like the Father Son, Holy Spirit thing.
- 11:46Speaker 2: They're they're two different people, Jesus and God or two
- 11:49Speaker 2: different people. So yeah, they don't believe. They're yeah, they're
- 11:52Speaker 2: not one, one and three. Okay, they don't believe the
- 11:54Speaker 2: Holy Trinity thing. Okay, okay, you know, which doesn't make sense.
- 12:00Speaker 2: I mean, for that's not understanding.
- 12:04Speaker 4: In all, in all Christianity, it makes sense because amen,
- 12:07Speaker 4: God gave his son, and then his son's on earth
- 12:10Speaker 4: praying to him.
- 12:10Speaker 2: But if they're the same person, who's he talking to?
- 12:13Speaker 2: I talk to myself all the time. But do you
- 12:15Speaker 2: call yourself father? I'm calling Michael. That's your name.
- 12:19Speaker 1: He came from him again?
- 12:22Speaker 4: Do you when when you talk to yourself, are you
- 12:25Speaker 4: calling yourself others? Are you talking to yourself in another
- 12:28Speaker 4: like you're somebody else?
- 12:30Speaker 1: You do?
- 12:31Speaker 2: I don't. I just referred myself as the third person
- 12:34Speaker 2: somebody else. No, Keenan mm hmm, me is me and
- 12:39Speaker 2: Keenan is me.
- 12:41Speaker 1: But if you're talking third person around somebody else, they
- 12:42Speaker 1: don't realize what your name is.
- 12:43Speaker 2: They like, who, Well, I don't do that. It's just right,
- 12:49Speaker 2: who's that? You gotta be one of.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Who else? The three of us in here right now?
- 12:54Speaker 2: My apologies, Hey, do my name is that? I can't
- 12:58Speaker 2: standing here now, you know, I'm keening like, But yeah,
- 13:04Speaker 2: that's goods A good good movie, by the way, good movie.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Shout out to James McAvoy.
- 13:09Speaker 5: They did that's my homie did they did that?
- 13:15Speaker 2: Was that whole graduation party with him?
- 13:17Speaker 1: Oh you did, was like after the movie came out
- 13:19Speaker 1: to right, like it was now far alone, like he
- 13:23Speaker 1: was hot.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was before. I think possibly, I
- 13:31Speaker 2: don't know, I don't remember.
- 13:32Speaker 1: I feel like it was after because that's how I
- 13:33Speaker 1: even knew who he was.
- 13:34Speaker 2: I knew he was Professor X. That's that's why. That's
- 13:38Speaker 2: why I knew him as But yeah, he's not even
- 13:44Speaker 2: that's balled appropriation James McAvoy. That's the homie we go
- 13:47Speaker 2: way back. You you've seen that videos of that balling
- 13:51Speaker 2: that just be going around when she's other balls. Yeah,
- 13:54Speaker 2: that puts his head in everybody just instaionally just touches
- 13:58Speaker 2: his ball.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Head with the.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yeah, where the fun was?
- 14:02Speaker 4: I we this nigga had an extremely shiny ball head. Bro,
- 14:05Speaker 4: like that nigga spitch?
- 14:06Speaker 2: Oh is that the memorial? Oh my god, Bro, nigga.
- 14:10Speaker 4: It's like spitch like like you remember when you remember
- 14:16Speaker 4: when I forget I think it was a Tasmanian devil
- 14:19Speaker 4: in space Dan when he did the gym.
- 14:21Speaker 2: It's like, that's what the nigga did.
- 14:22Speaker 4: On his head.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Pitch shine shot.
- 14:27Speaker 4: I promise you like all the ball heads in there
- 14:30Speaker 4: that Nigga had all the shiniest head.
- 14:33Speaker 2: It was a lot of ball niggas in it, but
- 14:34Speaker 2: that everybody that pointed.
- 14:36Speaker 4: Out more of the vocalsball there's so many that we forgot. Yeah,
- 14:43Speaker 4: it's hard. Give me, I'm gonna tell you. Listen, one
- 14:53Speaker 4: day we might do it on our slowest of slow days.
- 14:56Speaker 2: It could be an hour and fifteen minutes of just
- 14:58Speaker 2: recapping and rehab boats and things. It's truly started the
- 15:04Speaker 2: very beginning to be the greatest cartoon in the past
- 15:09Speaker 2: thirty years, easily, easily, Like it's probably more iconic. It
- 15:15Speaker 2: probably like probably the only.
- 15:18Speaker 4: More iconic cartoons I would say is probably like Mickey
- 15:20Speaker 4: Mouse and Bugs Bunny.
- 15:21Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, maybe Hello Kitty. I
- 15:25Speaker 2: don't really that's more.
- 15:27Speaker 5: I can't even think of a Hello Kitty episode, Like, yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 5: that's more just like the Carricter the show, like like
- 15:35Speaker 5: it goes SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Like that's like no above Tom and Jerry.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Now I might put a sponge No, Yeah, I was
- 15:44Speaker 4: just yeah, Bugs Bunny, SpongeBob.
- 15:47Speaker 5: You know you put Mickey Mouse, don't get no, it
- 15:52Speaker 5: was like content wise Thoughey. First of all, Mickey Mouse
- 15:55Speaker 5: had a lot of racism in.
- 15:55Speaker 2: It, true.
- 15:57Speaker 4: I mean any all of those cartoons, like literally all
- 16:00Speaker 4: of Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny was.
- 16:03Speaker 2: It was its episodes of him like in black face
- 16:06Speaker 2: and black Face number one and number two, Asian Face,
- 16:09Speaker 2: Asian Face number two, and then racist Oh say bugs
- 16:20Speaker 2: I was. That wasn't me being racist, that was me
- 16:22Speaker 2: impersonating Bugs Bunny. You're just being racist, And I condemned.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Him for that.
- 16:27Speaker 6: We should do this on November twenty sixth, the or
- 16:30Speaker 6: the day that the creator died, Stephen Hiliberg.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he did pass away in November. Speaking of
- 16:37Speaker 1: vocal sands, my fear.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Then when he's yelling turn out that white. That's crazy,
- 16:45Speaker 2: she said, you know it'd be crazy if I'm a rabbit.
- 16:49Speaker 2: What Yeah, why, I'm sorry.
- 16:55Speaker 4: To everybody that's like listen, I just screamed in your ear.
- 16:58Speaker 1: I apologize, but like, what the fuck is that? What shout?
- 17:06Speaker 2: Yo?
- 17:06Speaker 1: The inside?
- 17:07Speaker 2: Like the like the cartoon's doing World War two?
- 17:11Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, Vietnam War insane and Vietnam insane propaganda going
- 17:17Speaker 4: on in there. They actually didn't give a fuck, no,
- 17:20Speaker 4: not not narry a fuck, not nary a one. But
- 17:25Speaker 4: shout out this freaking Spotify all other people. Yea time, chicken.
- 17:31Speaker 2: What's the clock on them? The clock's gotta be The
- 17:34Speaker 2: clock is up. The clock is up.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Up, nigga. You out of here.
- 17:39Speaker 2: You're out of here, bucko, you're out of here. We're done. Yeah,
- 17:44Speaker 2: you're done.
- 17:46Speaker 4: You're dead.
- 17:47Speaker 1: You're dead.
- 17:48Speaker 2: You have did you have it up?
- 17:53Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 17:54Speaker 2: So you did, you did. But shout out to all
- 17:56Speaker 2: the beaters.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Do we still can you? You still?
- 18:00Speaker 2: I know you can't pre order merch the pre orders
- 18:02Speaker 2: are Are you still able to purchase merch? I don't?
- 18:03Speaker 2: I mean there's other merch, but not that merching.
- 18:05Speaker 12: All right, so that merchant is gone, I can check.
- 18:09Speaker 12: But we still got merch up on other types of birch.
- 18:12Speaker 12: So going there and buy some merch. We and let
- 18:15Speaker 12: me also say.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I'm still there, still there? Now? Get it?
- 18:19Speaker 2: Why you can?
- 18:20Speaker 4: Today's the sixth, So it was only a day and
- 18:23Speaker 4: we're not announcing the big big thing, not now right.
- 18:26Speaker 2: I mean something on the website, the patreon. No no, no,
- 18:32Speaker 2: So waiting for the patreon Patreon You're gonna have to
- 18:35Speaker 2: wait till not this Monday for next Monday, big big
- 18:37Speaker 2: announcement coming. Be on the lookout for that. You'll get
- 18:40Speaker 2: it before Monday. Yeah, actually yeah, shout out to be
- 18:43Speaker 2: into discord. Patreon people, check the discord. We might make
- 18:47Speaker 2: a Patreon post about it. You can do that. You
- 18:49Speaker 2: can just make a post so Patreon people, you'll.
- 18:51Speaker 4: Know last you're not paying attention at all and if
- 18:53Speaker 4: that gets your phone anyway. I also do want to
- 18:56Speaker 4: say this before we move on.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I know time is really really rough, right and I
- 19:02Speaker 2: just and I know, like every every dollar is sacred,
- 19:06Speaker 2: especially when.
- 19:07Speaker 1: You have.
- 19:10Speaker 2: This guy ruining the world and literally taking our economy
- 19:14Speaker 2: and everything is unsure. You don't know, like money is
- 19:17Speaker 2: just it's the most it's it's it's rough right now.
- 19:22Speaker 2: So I just want to restate and reiterate if we
- 19:25Speaker 2: haven't in a while, we appreciate every single dollar spent
- 19:32Speaker 2: invested in us. We appreciate y'all, from the the people
- 19:38Speaker 2: who only give us five to the better people who
- 19:41Speaker 2: give us more than that. We appreciate all you guys
- 19:45Speaker 2: for real, flun man, you know, and that's it just
- 19:50Speaker 2: motivates us to really because something I just go and
- 19:53Speaker 2: I look, I look and see how many not even
- 19:55Speaker 2: just subscribe to just people in the discord. That's my
- 19:58Speaker 2: real indication, because people, you had to click a lot
- 20:01Speaker 2: of things to join the discord, you do, You had
- 20:04Speaker 2: to click at least three different things to find our
- 20:07Speaker 2: discord and join it, and.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Over nine hundred people in there. That's that's exactly like.
- 20:14Speaker 2: And I'm going to take out two hundred of people
- 20:17Speaker 2: and not being overly generous because people that are directly
- 20:20Speaker 2: connected to us. Yeah, that's still seven hundred people decided
- 20:25Speaker 2: to click, click, click and then just be around other
- 20:29Speaker 2: niggas who fuck with. So shout out to y'all. We
- 20:31Speaker 2: appreciate everybody. We love y'all. How's everybody feeling.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Other than what? Other than that?
- 20:41Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Everybody's week? How?
- 20:45Speaker 2: I know we were talking about everybody's Eastern You said
- 20:46Speaker 2: yours was good. Yeah, my Easter was cool. Other than that.
- 20:50Speaker 6: Went out for a little bros night on Friday. So
- 20:55Speaker 6: you were golfing Superproducer keV. Yeah, I was with Super
- 20:58Speaker 6: Producer keV a lot this weekend.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Nice times, you know, getting your tigers on. Take perks Yeah, no,
- 21:06Speaker 2: no perks, no perks. We took it easy and.
- 21:10Speaker 6: We didn't perk it up and we'll get saluted Tiger. Yeah,
- 21:13Speaker 6: we were chilling, but yeah, it was good, good weekend.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Yeah, this year is the year. Seems like this year. Well,
- 21:18Speaker 2: we'll keep on with everybody. Eastern I just got to
- 21:21Speaker 2: get up on this down jip.
- 21:23Speaker 4: Everybody's easter just good. Everybody's cool, cool easter, all right.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Twenty twenty six is the year of the d uy. Okay,
- 21:31Speaker 4: twenty twenty six is the year of the d u i.
- 21:34Speaker 4: And if you don't have one, get.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Who else got a duy?
- 21:40Speaker 1: Because if you don't want to be like Tiger was once,
- 21:42Speaker 1: you also like to be like one justin Timberlake. Ah, yes,
- 21:46Speaker 1: did that happen last year, but yeah, but it just
- 21:49Speaker 1: came out.
- 21:51Speaker 4: Still the year of dy don't step on my jokes.
- 22:00Speaker 4: We we we all saw like Tiger Woods.
- 22:03Speaker 1: There's so many means reacts. Yeah, like he's in the
- 22:08Speaker 1: back of the car, like.
- 22:11Speaker 2: You know when when you sent that meme and him
- 22:14Speaker 2: like this and like justph is a Dune character, you
- 22:18Speaker 2: know fos I thought it was tyresee, like that's that's crazy. Look, oh,
- 22:25Speaker 2: Tiger Woods, that Nigga went through so many emotions in
- 22:29Speaker 2: the back of that squad's car.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Sorry the president, shut up, Shut the up, shut the.
- 22:39Speaker 2: I love watching famous people. You all the famous people
- 22:43Speaker 2: tricks to get out of ship. They clearly deserve to
- 22:46Speaker 2: be in.
- 22:49Speaker 1: That nigga looked and this just goes to show how
- 22:52Speaker 1: much of a genius Daveja Beella is.
- 22:54Speaker 4: That nigga caught that nigga in the blint and he
- 22:58Speaker 4: turned right into that that that sketch by rights Hall.
- 23:06Speaker 2: I found he sounded sound like a asshole, like you
- 23:12Speaker 2: need to get off the flow with your blood. Get
- 23:14Speaker 2: on the phone with rehab, nigga. You need to get
- 23:17Speaker 2: in that one with fucking pooking the kola. Yeah, yeah, pooking.
- 23:21Speaker 2: What was he in rehab for cooking alcoholism?
- 23:24Speaker 5: Oh yeah, apparently he's an alcoholic. I think they only
- 23:26Speaker 5: did that just because he's been going through ship.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I don't think he's I think he's a pr spin. Yeah,
- 23:32Speaker 2: he's trying to he's trying to reset the market.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he's really. I think he's just
- 23:36Speaker 1: an asshole. You think You don't think it's he can't
- 23:41Speaker 1: be no older than twenty five.
- 23:42Speaker 2: You don't think there's also some as soon as rookie
- 23:44Speaker 2: contract that he's about to be twenty five.
- 23:46Speaker 1: He's just a young, rich asshole.
- 23:47Speaker 8: He's trying to reset the market, and I think his
- 23:49Speaker 8: agents like, Hey, we gotta look like we're trying to.
- 23:51Speaker 5: Get we gotta do something. We gonna make it look
- 23:52Speaker 5: like you're accountable. You're gonna go to rehab.
- 23:54Speaker 2: But I'm not an alcoholic.
- 23:56Speaker 5: You're gonna go to rehab, Nigga, Like you bit somebody,
- 24:00Speaker 5: You're you're being anti Semitic.
- 24:02Speaker 1: You're hanging out with Aiden Ross.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Multiple, What are you doing?
- 24:04Speaker 13: Multiple, You're hanging out with Aiden Ross at work?
- 24:07Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 24:08Speaker 5: You're trying to bring him there live streaming at work.
- 24:10Speaker 5: He's just rich and young, trying to relate to other
- 24:13Speaker 5: young people. Nigga, you're not like them.
- 24:14Speaker 1: I'm sorrying about dating dating Sidney Sweeney.
- 24:18Speaker 2: He did that. He definitely did that. He I guess, uh,
- 24:22Speaker 2: Sidney Sweeney and I know we were talking about something
- 24:25Speaker 2: he was they were having a h did an interview
- 24:29Speaker 2: for one of her shitty movies. You put out talking
- 24:32Speaker 2: about what her ideal guy was. She likes athletic men
- 24:35Speaker 2: and this, this, and she's like was her dream day?
- 24:38Speaker 2: Or something to go sky diving, right, and then Pooking
- 24:41Speaker 2: the Cool retweeted it reposed it all right.
- 24:43Speaker 5: Nope, man, I'm just saying if you didn't see the
- 24:46Speaker 5: house base she was getting correcked.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I was good.
- 24:50Speaker 2: It was.
- 24:53Speaker 5: Honestly, No, it had a really good plot twist. It
- 24:55Speaker 5: was just a good movie twist when the twisted the books.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Good okay, And she says she liked to go she
- 25:03Speaker 2: wants to go skydiving, and we're tweeted and said bet
- 25:07Speaker 2: like publicly, and I guess somebody basically uh insinuated interviewed
- 25:14Speaker 2: him in the shoot like a TMC type thing, and
- 25:16Speaker 2: he's like, oh, you saw you we tweeted the city.
- 25:20Speaker 4: Sweet.
- 25:21Speaker 2: He's like, oh, actually this nigga said we actually have
- 25:23Speaker 2: reservations to go sky diving on like Tuesday or some
- 25:26Speaker 2: shit came out. That was absolutely a lie. Why why
- 25:31Speaker 2: about something?
- 25:32Speaker 5: Why he's a young dumb asshole and he's rich, he's
- 25:38Speaker 5: just fucking and he lives in La Yeah, he need
- 25:40Speaker 5: to go somewhere boring like Jacksonville.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just rich people. They really feel like they
- 25:44Speaker 2: have they can do anything, and it's just like the
- 25:48Speaker 2: cool and Tiger Woods and justin Timberlake and get a
- 25:51Speaker 2: duy and go in there and think he can cracks
- 25:54Speaker 2: some jokes and think he's gonna get out of it.
- 25:56Speaker 2: And I don't know if you'll saw the video of
- 25:58Speaker 2: him like getting interview you buy the cop who uh,
- 26:02Speaker 2: justin Timberlate and we talked about it, Oh y'all did
- 26:05Speaker 2: maybe it was that's what you're here. It's probably a
- 26:08Speaker 2: Patriot episode because he said white hilarious Alas and the parties.
- 26:15Speaker 4: I really feel like he thinks that sometimes.
- 26:17Speaker 2: No, I don't know he does. I know I had, Yeah,
- 26:20Speaker 2: I know, I know I had.
- 26:24Speaker 8: I had.
- 26:24Speaker 5: I think people forget he's actually hilarious, like the nigga
- 26:26Speaker 5: was on s n L for a minute.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Sure, he's very funny.
- 26:29Speaker 2: He is a great guest. He made he made Dick
- 26:31Speaker 2: in a box and.
- 26:33Speaker 1: He does a great bejesuation.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Don't look at me. You know it's still don't that
- 26:38Speaker 2: video is still saying I'm going to it's my favorite
- 26:42Speaker 2: favorite nigga ship is still on YouTube. You gotta put
- 26:44Speaker 2: that in a discord. Yeah, he's my favorites on YouTube.
- 26:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna download it. Actually, make sure still don't have
- 26:50Speaker 2: to get a poolstick just to threat the feeling. I
- 26:57Speaker 2: got one in my house. I was looking at it yesterday.
- 26:59Speaker 6: You gotta yeah, because I used to have a pool
- 27:01Speaker 6: table in my When my family moved to Burlington, they had.
- 27:04Speaker 2: A pool table.
- 27:05Speaker 1: What made you keep the pool stick?
- 27:07Speaker 2: No, I got one.
- 27:09Speaker 6: I had a great idea for my birthday to ask
- 27:11Speaker 6: for a custom pool stick, and then we got rid
- 27:13Speaker 6: of the table like a year later.
- 27:16Speaker 2: So you got a custom louse seal just to lose
- 27:18Speaker 2: the table. Oh yeah, Breakout, Little Seal.
- 27:21Speaker 1: I was just watching that earlier today. Yeah, I think
- 27:25Speaker 1: I tweeted this.
- 27:26Speaker 2: I don't know I got a breakout. I don't know,
- 27:28Speaker 2: but I have YouTube TV and hm I maybe that's
- 27:31Speaker 2: just regular cable because a lot of regular care. But
- 27:35Speaker 2: Fresh Prince of bel Air is always on because it's
- 27:38Speaker 2: a great Fresh Prince is always on. My Wife and
- 27:41Speaker 2: Kids is always on Good Selection.
- 27:45Speaker 1: And then there's just one black channel.
- 27:46Speaker 2: You know, they always have a random black cham This
- 27:48Speaker 2: one's called Dabble, where it's da b l or damble
- 27:53Speaker 2: like black all black jells the Bull the Bull.
- 27:58Speaker 4: I think they literally only cycle through Wayne's brothers, Jamie
- 28:02Speaker 4: Fox and another couple of the other but it's all black.
- 28:06Speaker 4: The cream of the crop, the cream, the creamiest.
- 28:10Speaker 1: But you see, everybody started, Uh, the Jamie Fox intro
- 28:13Speaker 1: came back?
- 28:15Speaker 2: Sure, everybody?
- 28:16Speaker 6: Yeah, in your in your small circle of Jamie Fox
- 28:18Speaker 6: intro enthusiasts.
- 28:19Speaker 1: You Jamie Fox and it was virals and.
- 28:23Speaker 6: And Jamie Fox has Ray Charles, all of Jamie Fox
- 28:28Speaker 6: characters that he's played, Jamie Fox Universe, Jimmy Fox, Jamie
- 28:32Speaker 6: verse is the violin the Fox Verse.
- 28:37Speaker 2: You can't take my man?
- 28:40Speaker 4: Wait didn't isn't he supposed to be doing the fucking
- 28:43Speaker 4: biopic of Mike Tyson that's.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Been going around for like fifteen years. That already.
- 28:47Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think obviously, I know he got sick,
- 28:50Speaker 5: but I don't think that's that should have happened.
- 28:53Speaker 4: Though.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Remember when he gave like the opening dial.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a wonderful.
- 28:57Speaker 1: That was great. I saw the idea.
- 29:00Speaker 2: What's the name of the actor that actually did it?
- 29:03Speaker 2: Something Roads?
- 29:04Speaker 1: Right? Oh? The nigga that it was a Moonlight roadsig
- 29:11Speaker 1: I'm on Moonlight.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Yeah, Moonlight. I still haven't seen yet.
- 29:19Speaker 1: You know, saw move really good movie. I know I
- 29:22Speaker 1: only saw it one time, but it's really m hmm.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Speaking of movies before we really move on, I mean
- 29:30Speaker 2: we got to I'm about saying we actually have a
- 29:32Speaker 2: lot today. Maybe we shouldn't talk about I shouldn't talk
- 29:33Speaker 2: about my experience with the wedding planner. I was so big.
- 29:40Speaker 4: E's parents are here for a couple of days.
- 29:43Speaker 1: What are you talking about the you know, get you
- 29:46Speaker 1: saying because we're talking about movies, like and that was just.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Oh wait, what the movie?
- 29:54Speaker 1: The wedding?
- 29:54Speaker 2: Wedding? No biggis parents here and Biggie's mom shout out
- 29:58Speaker 2: to you, miss Mary.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Is it big?
- 30:00Speaker 4: For some reason, she's really a fan of j Loo's movies,
- 30:04Speaker 4: and she was just listening to them and they're like
- 30:08Speaker 4: and I saw the hand and I was like, yeah,
- 30:09Speaker 4: that wasn't pretty. That was pretty decent.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Like it was some pretty good movies. You're better artists
- 30:13Speaker 2: or actress.
- 30:14Speaker 4: Actress absolutely way better. Her music fucking sucks, actual, dick.
- 30:20Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it sucks, dick. Okay, I'm gonna say
- 30:25Speaker 2: her music, to think about it, did a great job.
- 30:29Speaker 5: For another she got some really solid movies, but she
- 30:32Speaker 5: got five certified bangers movies.
- 30:35Speaker 1: I'm talking about songs.
- 30:36Speaker 5: Songs, what is waiting for tonight. I'm real, Yeah, Jenny
- 30:44Speaker 5: from the block. All I have, Yes, what's the fifth one?
- 30:51Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Oh, get right, But two of those are like a shanty,
- 31:00Speaker 2: So all those I think those.
- 31:02Speaker 1: The only one that's questionable was I'm real, what's my
- 31:05Speaker 1: motherfucker name that?
- 31:08Speaker 2: Actually? I think that one is a shouting.
- 31:09Speaker 1: I was saying, are you ready? I didn't know what
- 31:11Speaker 1: did she say niggas on that song?
- 31:13Speaker 2: That's why I think it was a niggas's happen.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Puerto Rican saying niggas She shout out the fat joke.
- 31:26Speaker 4: I mean they say back, my niggas don't And I
- 31:31Speaker 4: like nigga scouts going to get his fat nigga.
- 31:34Speaker 2: A deal like whoa Joseph shout out to you? Right,
- 31:40Speaker 2: No scouts will get that fat nigga deal.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Said he went into a gym and robbed everybody.
- 31:46Speaker 4: The only thing I wanted to talk about before we
- 31:48Speaker 4: get to our real So it was like, I like,
- 31:50Speaker 4: your outfit, run that ship.
- 31:52Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Right from the night we've had, I don't
- 31:54Speaker 5: give I'm saying whatever.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I don't even Nan was coming out in the memoirs.
- 32:02Speaker 2: We're trying to shake out the shake out.
- 32:06Speaker 1: The distress exactly.
- 32:08Speaker 4: So our phone call helped a lot, but it's still
- 32:10Speaker 4: a little residual to get out optimism, folks, Optimism, team optimism.
- 32:16Speaker 2: What are you going to say?
- 32:16Speaker 1: Oh?
- 32:17Speaker 2: The only thing I want to say about the Maid
- 32:19Speaker 2: and Man Basically it turned into she was listening to
- 32:21Speaker 2: to movies and we ended up watching Made not Made Man,
- 32:24Speaker 2: The Wedding Planner, Right, The only thing I want to
- 32:26Speaker 2: say about The Wedding Planner it was It's not a
- 32:30Speaker 2: horrible movie at all, but I will say I got
- 32:33Speaker 2: taken out of it within.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Ten to twelve minutes of the movie. Because if you
- 32:41Speaker 4: were to walk past Jlo on the street or a
- 32:44Speaker 4: woman that looks like jo in the street, would you
- 32:47Speaker 4: ever think that that woman was Italian?
- 32:52Speaker 2: She could be.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Like in a corporate America setting, Yeah, Sicilian because it's
- 32:58Speaker 4: for close to Spain, I'm sorry, Italian to the point
- 33:03Speaker 4: where to the point where like it could it could
- 33:07Speaker 4: have been by the name that she went with in Hollywood.
- 33:10Speaker 2: But like she Italian, Yes, in the movie she's Italian,
- 33:16Speaker 2: but just an Italian from Queens.
- 33:19Speaker 4: I mean, but like Mary already, I'm like, how like
- 33:25Speaker 4: people thought that early on that Ariana Grande was Hispanic, right, Okay,
- 33:31Speaker 4: but well that's.
- 33:32Speaker 2: Because her last name is Grande. Why wouldn't you i'na
- 33:35Speaker 2: think that's a real last name. I don't think I
- 33:38Speaker 2: could be wrong, but I know I think it is.
- 33:41Speaker 4: But what.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Probably is Italian?
- 33:45Speaker 6: But I think it's actually not pronounced. It wouldn't be
- 33:48Speaker 6: pronounced Grande. It would be like grandis probably Grandy Grandhi.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Yeah, she's Italian, I believe. Yeah, that's that's the only
- 33:55Speaker 2: thing that took me.
- 33:56Speaker 4: I was like, you, Jennifer Lopez, though, why wouldn't you
- 33:59Speaker 4: just be like, why not just make me because it's
- 34:02Speaker 4: not my movie?
- 34:03Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not. She doesn't have I can't tell
- 34:07Speaker 2: you to make me Puerto Rican?
- 34:07Speaker 1: Why then is she auditioned for an Italian woman's by anyway?
- 34:10Speaker 4: Same reason why people, same reason why white people auditioned
- 34:15Speaker 4: to be the last Samurai.
- 34:17Speaker 13: I mean, production, you're gonna leave Tom Cruise out of it,
- 34:21Speaker 13: that's what you're gonna do.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Well, that's not the same thing. Themi is supposed to
- 34:26Speaker 2: be the last samurais. The whole primis is that he's white.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Last nigga. Sorry, Tom Cruise, I didn't see the movie.
- 34:35Speaker 2: So I didn't he wasn't. I didn't see the movie.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Just import this nigga from Boston was like he was
- 34:43Speaker 2: raised as a Japanese samurai.
- 34:45Speaker 4: That's like fucking white. White films don't do that.
- 34:50Speaker 2: That would be hilarious if they just completely ignored the
- 34:52Speaker 2: fact that he was white and treated him like Billy.
- 34:56Speaker 2: So these are his Japanese parents and this is him. Yeah,
- 35:02Speaker 2: it was he adopted.
- 35:03Speaker 4: No, that white boy came out of that Asian ladies vagina.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Her possibly sideways, but.
- 35:15Speaker 14: Is there.
- 35:18Speaker 2: Do you remember about that rumor? I didn't have that,
- 35:21Speaker 2: But that's great. I think allegedly sideways he's like you
- 35:26Speaker 2: don't you know? There they go like this instead of
- 35:29Speaker 2: like this, ah.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Interesting, white never seen pregnant Jesus Christ. When the last
- 35:36Speaker 1: time you saying pregnant Asian person?
- 35:38Speaker 2: Quick? A few years ago? Pregnant Asian? I don't know
- 35:41Speaker 2: them that are ye? And when's the last time he
- 35:47Speaker 2: saw an Asian person? There we go, wowsers.
- 35:53Speaker 5: He doesn't, he don't even see him. He's like white
- 35:56Speaker 5: people walking down the street and just walking straight line.
- 35:59Speaker 2: And over Asian people like bowling pins. He doesn't. I
- 36:03Speaker 2: can't even see him in the street. Is what is
- 36:06Speaker 2: the last time I.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Said, you just knocked out a child? What child? That
- 36:09Speaker 1: little Asian child?
- 36:10Speaker 2: What that's a traffic cone? What are you talking about?
- 36:16Speaker 1: The trash? Can't thinking out? He's that boy. There is
- 36:19Speaker 1: a human little boy, there's a human person.
- 36:24Speaker 4: I really can't tell last time myself. I'm sure I have,
- 36:26Speaker 4: but I just didn't pay attention to it.
- 36:28Speaker 1: I had to.
- 36:28Speaker 2: I had to person.
- 36:30Speaker 1: You live in Philly. There's literally a port called Chinatown.
- 36:33Speaker 1: There's there. I'm not they are there.
- 36:35Speaker 2: I'm not over there.
- 36:36Speaker 1: How far are you from trying to so.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Pretty far right? How far Strong town from Temple.
- 36:42Speaker 4: Fifteen minutes in Philly is fucking mine as well?
- 36:46Speaker 2: Be an hour or so. All right, let's talk into
- 36:51Speaker 2: some big topics. Speaking of big topics, this big old
- 36:56Speaker 2: tig old baty.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Man be rig hollis big rig hollars, those fucking canons.
- 37:08Speaker 2: He's appropriating the culture of people back problems. Somebody break
- 37:15Speaker 2: his back, so you can really can really be one.
- 37:19Speaker 4: Of the people.
- 37:19Speaker 2: They're not heavy enough. You gotta make them heavy. Put
- 37:22Speaker 2: some weights in them things. If you guys don't know
- 37:25Speaker 2: what we're talking about, we're talking about Christino, the lady
- 37:32Speaker 2: who was fired as the head of DHS a little
- 37:37Speaker 2: while ago. It has been recently revealed that her husband,
- 37:44Speaker 2: Won Brian Nome, has a certain fetish. And as we
- 37:49Speaker 2: make these next five to ten minutes of pure jokes,
- 37:53Speaker 2: we want to acknowledge here that not that serious podcast,
- 37:56Speaker 2: that we do not engage or condone kink shaming. Okay,
- 38:01Speaker 2: whatever you do to get your nut off, as long
- 38:04Speaker 2: as it doesn't harm others, it's all right by us.
- 38:08Speaker 15: But when you build a life and career of shaming
- 38:16Speaker 15: people for not only not even just kicks, but for
- 38:18Speaker 15: just being who they are in the world.
- 38:22Speaker 1: As in the case with gay and trans people, just because.
- 38:26Speaker 2: That's not a kink, that's just who they are. So
- 38:30Speaker 2: when you shame kinks and not all and that people
- 38:33Speaker 2: for being who they.
- 38:34Speaker 4: Are, and then it comes out that you like to
- 38:38Speaker 4: wear fake titties and makeup and cross dress completely with
- 38:44Speaker 4: big old fake bazoombas and take pictures in the phone,
- 38:50Speaker 4: and that's what are you doing that looks like Jessica Rabbit. Yes,
- 39:02Speaker 4: m hm, we have to make fun of you, no
- 39:06Speaker 4: choice we have.
- 39:07Speaker 2: It's it's literally seeing my hands, see my hands guys. Yes,
- 39:12Speaker 2: it's out of it.
- 39:13Speaker 1: It's out of my hands.
- 39:15Speaker 4: I can't, I have to do it.
- 39:18Speaker 2: And he's he looks ridiculous. He just outside of everything.
- 39:27Speaker 2: He looks ridiculous completely.
- 39:29Speaker 6: Did you see the picture with him in the leggings, No,
- 39:31Speaker 6: he was looking like that what we saw before we
- 39:33Speaker 6: started recording. I said, there's not a cheek on that
- 39:37Speaker 6: manh yeah, he.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Not a cheek.
- 39:45Speaker 4: It's like, you can't even begin to describe how bad
- 39:51Speaker 4: and how hilarious is But first off, before we even
- 39:53Speaker 4: get into it, do we think she knew about this?
- 39:56Speaker 1: Yes?
- 39:58Speaker 2: I think I believe.
- 39:59Speaker 1: I think she absolutely knew about it, and this was
- 40:01Speaker 1: just the she just was keeping her family together.
- 40:05Speaker 2: It's easy.
- 40:07Speaker 4: It's easy to hide a pocket pussy where the fun
- 40:10Speaker 4: you're hiding fake titties of that proportion, that size, You
- 40:15Speaker 4: can't hide that.
- 40:17Speaker 1: You know.
- 40:18Speaker 2: That's that's that's on the mantle in the closet with
- 40:21Speaker 2: a spotlight on it rotating. You think he has a
- 40:24Speaker 2: case for it, like, yeah, titty briefcase. All right, honey,
- 40:30Speaker 2: I'm going to the convention and and Atlanta. It's shaped
- 40:35Speaker 2: like a guitar that threw off the sin shaped like
- 40:38Speaker 2: a tuba. Oh you know, don't you know?
- 40:42Speaker 1: Man, I'm in the band.
- 40:45Speaker 2: I'm in the Blues Brothers cover band.
- 40:47Speaker 1: It's absolutely.
- 40:50Speaker 2: Yeah. She turned the comments and say don't let up. Yep,
- 40:54Speaker 2: don't let it like like like.
- 40:57Speaker 4: He's wearing the titties, he's wearing the legacy, he's cross
- 41:00Speaker 4: dressing with the titties.
- 41:01Speaker 2: And the duck face of the early two thousands. Yes,
- 41:05Speaker 2: he's talking to only fans models. And the funniest thing
- 41:08Speaker 2: about this is this whole thing got revealed by a
- 41:12Speaker 2: sex worker only fans model that is an illegal, undocumented
- 41:16Speaker 2: person and just decided, you know what, I want to
- 41:20Speaker 2: put her his ship all out.
- 41:21Speaker 1: There, and.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Kudos to you shut out.
- 41:25Speaker 4: You don't know what would be funny is if he
- 41:28Speaker 4: wasn't like a closeted, titty wearing guy before.
- 41:33Speaker 2: The only Fans model. But then she she turned him out,
- 41:36Speaker 2: She made him because that's what motherfucker's be doing.
- 41:39Speaker 4: Like these only fan people be like like, all right,
- 41:42Speaker 4: now you're gonna fucking bod these fake titties.
- 41:45Speaker 2: You're gonna wear these fake tittes.
- 41:46Speaker 1: I don't realize how old she was.
- 41:48Speaker 5: You gonna got that face pull back surgery like they
- 41:50Speaker 5: got that ship clips name for that, and she's fifty four.
- 41:55Speaker 2: The typers and surgery to look that she goes for.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Yeah, she definitely.
- 41:59Speaker 4: Yeah, she.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Republican makeover. I'm not even trying to be what they
- 42:05Speaker 2: call it.
- 42:06Speaker 1: She absolutely has that ship. I didn't. I did not
- 42:08Speaker 1: think she was that old.
- 42:09Speaker 4: But I wouldn't be surprised if that Acrosse he's only
- 42:12Speaker 4: fans girl did that to him because she found out
- 42:15Speaker 4: who he was or his dumb ass told her who
- 42:17Speaker 4: he was, and like if anything goes awry, blackmail.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cook, Yeah, but it's like I wouldn't be surprised.
- 42:27Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised, So yeah, I won't be surprised
- 42:30Speaker 4: at all. Do you now do you think we are
- 42:33Speaker 4: we think that Christy?
- 42:34Speaker 2: Now do we think the other people in the like
- 42:39Speaker 2: in the cabinet or the administrator, you think they knew?
- 42:42Speaker 1: I think those people that were for the government, the
- 42:44Speaker 1: government knows everything about you.
- 42:48Speaker 2: To an extent.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they know everything about you. I think
- 42:51Speaker 1: they have to.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Some people probably do.
- 42:53Speaker 1: It's someone's job to know everything.
- 42:57Speaker 5: Has big old fake Yeah, I think they just know
- 42:59Speaker 5: everything about the people they know who they're hiring.
- 43:01Speaker 1: They know who they're dealing with, Like.
- 43:02Speaker 6: They probably got access to his phone and to an extent,
- 43:05Speaker 6: like you see the like scandal like that, To an extent,
- 43:07Speaker 6: I feel like some of that ship is very real,
- 43:10Speaker 6: Like they just have to know who they're dealing You
- 43:11Speaker 6: work with, you work for the government, we know who
- 43:13Speaker 6: you are.
- 43:14Speaker 4: And the thing is, I had a conversation with somebody
- 43:17Speaker 4: who moved up in there, like there you.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Got a cousin of the Pentagon.
- 43:22Speaker 4: No, but he moved up in the it's a big corporation,
- 43:27Speaker 4: and he was like, Yo, once you get up here,
- 43:30Speaker 4: you you you learned how nasty people are because once
- 43:33Speaker 4: you get up here, everybody is just fucking sucking and
- 43:36Speaker 4: doing whatever they want.
- 43:38Speaker 2: And who who Who's gonna say anything? Who who who?
- 43:43Speaker 2: Who's Who's gonna spill the beans?
- 43:45Speaker 4: Because once you spill the beans, like you're then affecting
- 43:47Speaker 4: other people because like, oh, well I know it about you,
- 43:50Speaker 4: I know about you sure, so like everybody knows everything
- 43:52Speaker 4: about it.
- 43:52Speaker 2: You're telling me Brian Nolan should have got with somebody
- 43:55Speaker 2: else in the government who likes to wear big.
- 43:56Speaker 1: Big jity direct community should have found it.
- 44:01Speaker 2: But you know what the problem with him is you
- 44:04Speaker 2: you attach yourself to people who condemned your community or
- 44:08Speaker 2: the community that you should be in. You have no
- 44:11Speaker 2: outlet or you have no outlet but no, yeah, no outlet.
- 44:14Speaker 2: You have no outlet to you.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Really want or allies.
- 44:19Speaker 2: So now you gotta be in the closet or in
- 44:21Speaker 2: your cause regardless.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Gotta pay it. But he gotta pay his weight. But
- 44:25Speaker 4: I mean, I'm saying, we're saying he doesn't. If he
- 44:28Speaker 4: didn't contribute to a society where condemned the behavior or
- 44:33Speaker 4: whatever whatever, he could.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Be free to wear his titties free now.
- 44:38Speaker 4: But he's participated, He's accurately participating.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Titties is free.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Noowitties is free.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Themis is jail broken, themties.
- 44:48Speaker 4: Liberated, Nigga busted out, bustless.
- 44:59Speaker 1: Right there, man. Freedom Nips.
- 45:01Speaker 2: Nipples definitely low cock. But you know.
- 45:05Speaker 1: The nipple is like one on his knee and the other.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Is in his ear.
- 45:09Speaker 2: The nipples is maybe that's part of the kick it is.
- 45:13Speaker 4: I think I think it's just the visual nipples that
- 45:16Speaker 4: I've did a little research on this.
- 45:18Speaker 2: Can you milk me? The fetish is called bimbo fication,
- 45:22Speaker 2: where literally the point is to look like the most
- 45:24Speaker 2: common cartoonist version of like femininity that you can and
- 45:30Speaker 2: apparently men and women participating in this.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Called what bimbo bimbo fication I'm interested now and uh yeah, so.
- 45:39Speaker 2: Just brought a big highlight to the bembo fication community.
- 45:42Speaker 2: So all you guys, if you were in that and
- 45:45Speaker 2: you wanted to be low, can't be low no more
- 45:47Speaker 2: because y'all got a new matchcot Now.
- 45:51Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not saying okay, I'm definitely gonna say it
- 45:56Speaker 5: artificial bimbo steady. So that is so that makes me wonder,
- 46:00Speaker 5: like do people who like like those cartoonistly big bbls
- 46:03Speaker 5: are they unknowingly a part of that community?
- 46:07Speaker 2: I don't know they are part of it, but they
- 46:08Speaker 2: are definitely subjected to it or like the object object
- 46:13Speaker 2: of it? Are you talking about other people that enjoy
- 46:15Speaker 2: it or the people that do it themselves?
- 46:16Speaker 5: People who like just get bbls and he's got big
- 46:18Speaker 5: as big ass Like that's that is kind of okay
- 46:24Speaker 5: culture like a subsect of that.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Absolutely I could agree with that.
- 46:27Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not in that cold.
- 46:29Speaker 1: They might not know what to call it, but I
- 46:30Speaker 1: think we.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Got going extra mile, we got any bimboification of people
- 46:35Speaker 2: in in our discord, shout out just asd Zion Williamson.
- 46:39Speaker 2: See he's he's an enjoyer of the Yeah, I think.
- 46:43Speaker 4: It's that's just a nigga with a porn addiction that
- 46:45Speaker 4: got the money.
- 46:48Speaker 1: I don't know if that liking the ship he likes
- 46:51Speaker 1: that's beyond.
- 46:52Speaker 2: That's a porn addiction. That nigga is so far gone.
- 46:58Speaker 2: I'm not king sham Die, that's his king. I mean
- 47:02Speaker 2: he likes outlandish, cartoonish, gargantuan, bodacious.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Or fodacious, bodacious.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Knockers bro like he that's that's that's his either way,
- 47:15Speaker 2: that's what he likes.
- 47:16Speaker 4: And he can't like what he likes. But your beautiful.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Serious path to get there. When you give a nigga
- 47:23Speaker 1: like that unlimited money and.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Resources, you're not gonna make the playoffs.
- 47:30Speaker 1: That's the last time.
- 47:32Speaker 2: That's the last you have to make the playoffs. Show that.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Zion has never played, he's.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Never been a playoffs.
- 47:45Speaker 1: That's actually horrible. I mean that's also not all I mean,
- 47:50Speaker 1: has he ever been on a playoff team?
- 47:51Speaker 4: Yes, It's just that he was the person that was
- 47:53Speaker 4: being fat lazy, so his team couldn't succeed well.
- 47:57Speaker 1: The Depelicans ever made the playoffs while he was there.
- 48:00Speaker 2: He's part of the reason why they didn't make the playoffs.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Did make the playoffs, he.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Was in the plane like they made to the playing
- 48:07Speaker 2: but then they lost because.
- 48:09Speaker 5: That's when Alvarado was snapping. Remember when he was getting
- 48:12Speaker 5: on them steels.
- 48:13Speaker 2: That that's when he was being annoying snapping. No, no,
- 48:17Speaker 2: hell no, no, the fucking was not.
- 48:21Speaker 1: There's no difference.
- 48:22Speaker 4: There's a big difference. Niggas from Puerto Rico wasn't coming
- 48:25Speaker 4: over to interview him. Niggas from China was coming over
- 48:27Speaker 4: to interview fucking Jeremy Lynn. That's how Colorado from Brooklyn
- 48:32Speaker 4: and niggas in Puerto Rico got better ship to do that.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Nigga from the Bronx Puerto Rico is already there.
- 48:36Speaker 2: That's the difference. That's the difference. These those okay shout
- 48:48Speaker 2: out you want to go to Porto Ricos in China,
- 48:52Speaker 2: I mean you.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Know I'm going.
- 48:56Speaker 2: It all depends on who you ask, mm hmm, We'll
- 49:05Speaker 2: go to China. They'll say I'm going to Puerto Rico
- 49:16Speaker 2: first place.
- 49:17Speaker 4: Saw the last one guys.
- 49:26Speaker 2: But yeah, I just think this is funny. I hope
- 49:28Speaker 2: you guys never let on up on him on her. Uh,
- 49:33Speaker 2: definitely with these Republicans and conservative people when they get
- 49:37Speaker 2: caught in the direct opposite to all their conservative views,
- 49:42Speaker 2: don't let up.
- 49:43Speaker 4: Don't let up, like listen, And.
- 49:45Speaker 2: It's always gonna be opportunity to do this, because there's
- 49:50Speaker 2: a reason that grinder activity skyrockets in every city that
- 49:57Speaker 2: these niggas gather, every major city that these niggas gather,
- 50:02Speaker 2: it is known that glinder, all those gay hookup apps skyrocket.
- 50:10Speaker 2: The activity goes.
- 50:11Speaker 4: Through the roof.
- 50:12Speaker 2: The correlation is uncanny.
- 50:14Speaker 4: If you could if you had one of those fucking
- 50:17Speaker 4: grass it's one line and it's another line directly on
- 50:22Speaker 4: top of the other line.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Conservative conservative population grinder ship. This is the gay ship.
- 50:34Speaker 5: The very parallel they meet that the same verbise parallel
- 50:41Speaker 5: because they definitely touch. They they touch, they touched, smack
- 50:49Speaker 5: lick all that shouy.
- 50:51Speaker 1: The way good.
- 50:55Speaker 2: You want to win. You don't like the ukon coach
- 50:58Speaker 2: shout out to Hurley, then, I mean he put his
- 51:02Speaker 2: head on that list Listen, Yeah, he cool, but you
- 51:06Speaker 2: come fair enough. It's not they that your niggas forgot
- 51:13Speaker 2: the nigg That's the team.
- 51:14Speaker 1: That when you rather the team that beat you, I mean,
- 51:18Speaker 1: wins it all, rather.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Than yes, yes, you'd rather win than lose, right, you
- 51:22Speaker 2: lost to the champion I rather than beat us. We
- 51:26Speaker 2: lost that game. They didn't beat us.
- 51:27Speaker 4: We lost.
- 51:28Speaker 2: So just like us, I mean everybody, for real, everybody, you.
- 51:40Speaker 4: Come, fuck the Giants, the Lakers, everybody, everybody because because Becau,
- 51:50Speaker 4: they're about to do this ship again. Whatever the fun
- 51:53Speaker 4: he wants, give him the money. M hmm, whatever he wants,
- 51:56Speaker 4: give him the money.
- 51:58Speaker 1: Confirmed this.
- 51:59Speaker 2: It's the money.
- 51:59Speaker 1: It's the think what money.
- 52:02Speaker 8: Yeah, they're having contract issues, but he's only going for
- 52:05Speaker 8: a second.
- 52:05Speaker 2: It's like what his projective trade value.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Is a second?
- 52:09Speaker 2: Give him because he had a down year.
- 52:12Speaker 1: He had a down year, the Giants organization down. There's
- 52:17Speaker 1: a bad album.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah that too.
- 52:20Speaker 4: But also, like you real quick, you you feel the
- 52:26Speaker 4: difference when he's on the field because the moment his
- 52:28Speaker 4: ass is not in the middle, they're running the ball
- 52:31Speaker 4: top four.
- 52:33Speaker 8: So if you ever watched the game versus and this
- 52:36Speaker 8: is not a sports conversation, if you watch the game versus,
- 52:38Speaker 8: the Giants first the Lions this year, they.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Literally took him off the field. They scored the next player.
- 52:43Speaker 4: Bro I literally said, they're about to run this ball.
- 52:45Speaker 4: They're about to run his ball. He's there, whimby, They're
- 52:47Speaker 4: about to run his ball. And the moment they dex Lawrence.
- 52:51Speaker 8: And it's because similar to Dallas, they're really bad on
- 52:55Speaker 8: the second level. But at times it's really hard to
- 52:58Speaker 8: see that because Dextor Lawrence is so good because he
- 53:00Speaker 8: masks that and when he comes off the field, the
- 53:03Speaker 8: levee break loose.
- 53:04Speaker 4: And oh he only has such and such, saying somebody's
- 53:07Speaker 4: tackles flows. Yeah, because Brian Burns is out here shiitting.
- 53:10Speaker 4: So now that niggas so so when you have people
- 53:13Speaker 4: coming from the aids, that's that's that's getting real pressure.
- 53:16Speaker 4: Like you're automatically gonna get double team. Niggas dexcellence baking
- 53:19Speaker 4: double team so that it gives room for everybody else.
- 53:22Speaker 4: Give that nigga the fucking money. Everybody eats that did
- 53:25Speaker 4: all these.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Moves to help the offense and defense. Give the center
- 53:29Speaker 2: point of the defense the fucking money.
- 53:31Speaker 5: You know what, if teams need to give him the money,
- 53:33Speaker 5: A lot of teams need to put their prizes. And
- 53:35Speaker 5: I'm not saying this from a by a standpoint. A
- 53:38Speaker 5: lot of these gms need to put their prizes to
- 53:39Speaker 5: the side and do exactly what the fuck how he
- 53:42Speaker 5: is doing. If you see what he's doing, do what
- 53:45Speaker 5: he's doing, nigga, like he's building teams the way teams
- 53:47Speaker 5: need to be built. I'm sorry, you're not gonna You're
- 53:51Speaker 5: not gonna get it.
- 53:52Speaker 4: Every year. One thing, one thing he does, I will say,
- 53:55Speaker 4: it's not the Eagles gladest podcast. One thing he does
- 53:58Speaker 4: I think I do appreciate. He just pays niggas.
- 54:01Speaker 2: Early and early. You pay him early so that they
- 54:05Speaker 2: never reset the market. Why would you want to be
- 54:11Speaker 2: that guy?
- 54:11Speaker 8: Yes, and you don't ever have to reset the market.
- 54:13Speaker 8: And then a year or two into the deal, it
- 54:15Speaker 8: looks like a fucking steal.
- 54:17Speaker 4: And even if it doesn't hit, it doesn't matter in
- 54:20Speaker 4: anyway because it's gonna be like six seven other niggas
- 54:25Speaker 4: getting paid more, not for nothing.
- 54:26Speaker 8: You can always tell the Eagles are serious about winning,
- 54:29Speaker 8: because if a player is not performing well on our contract,
- 54:32Speaker 8: how he gets them, you're going that is a true
- 54:37Speaker 8: sign of a series of a of a of an
- 54:40Speaker 8: front office that is trying to be competitive. Prime example,
- 54:44Speaker 8: Andre Dillard, Dylan the other the lineman at other franchises,
- 54:50Speaker 8: they let him play. That's a five year player.
- 54:53Speaker 2: How we got him out of here?
- 54:53Speaker 1: And too, you're not doing anything, so you're going I
- 54:56Speaker 1: don't care what an enjoy.
- 54:57Speaker 4: Houston pay sexy dexy that money, I don't get. I
- 55:02Speaker 4: don't give a fuck what he's asking for. I don't
- 55:04Speaker 4: give If he's asking for your first born, give him
- 55:08Speaker 4: your first born.
- 55:08Speaker 2: If you want to win, okay, and if you want to.
- 55:11Speaker 4: Win before we get off football. And I don't know
- 55:13Speaker 4: if this is confirmable. Did they say that, like, what's
- 55:16Speaker 4: the white boy running scatter bow?
- 55:18Speaker 2: Then they say you got like fourteen concussions or some
- 55:20Speaker 2: crazy shit like that.
- 55:21Speaker 8: I don't know, but I'm interested to see how he
- 55:23Speaker 8: comes back from that injury. I don't really care about
- 55:24Speaker 8: his head, don't.
- 55:26Speaker 2: He doesn't need it anyway right now with Scataboo, I'm
- 55:31Speaker 2: not I'm not really concerned about him because to me, honest,
- 55:35Speaker 2: I think we might draft running back. I should Jeremiah
- 55:38Speaker 2: Love will be there. I think that's what I Damn,
- 55:43Speaker 2: this cup is empty.
- 55:45Speaker 8: Giants are going to take a wide receiver or corner
- 55:47Speaker 8: and I don't think so they're gonna take the Ohio
- 55:50Speaker 8: state wide receiver or they're gonna take the cornerback from
- 55:52Speaker 8: the Only.
- 55:52Speaker 4: Reason why I don't think that we're gonna take this
- 55:55Speaker 4: is gonna be real quick, y'all. I don't love receiver
- 55:58Speaker 4: is because of the fact that we just signed three
- 56:01Speaker 4: wide receivers.
- 56:01Speaker 2: This free agency. Yeah, but Carnell Tate he is. But
- 56:06Speaker 2: but I think it's he's not the better one from
- 56:08Speaker 2: Ohio though. What are you gonna say, Mike last I
- 56:12Speaker 2: don't agree with that. I don't think highly of that.
- 56:15Speaker 2: Who you're of Jeremiah Really yeah, I think the game
- 56:18Speaker 2: is move past.
- 56:19Speaker 5: So I think he's like another Coleman from Buffalo talking
- 56:22Speaker 5: about Jeremiah Love.
- 56:24Speaker 2: No the Jeremiah from the wide receiver from Oho from Ohio,
- 56:29Speaker 2: Jeremi Smith. Jeremiah Smith. You think the game is what
- 56:33Speaker 2: has moved past those type of wide receivers. He's a caduch.
- 56:39Speaker 2: What he cad is just like a wide receiver that
- 56:43Speaker 2: is like just trying to muscle you.
- 56:45Speaker 1: Right.
- 56:45Speaker 2: He's not slow, but he's like he's not.
- 56:47Speaker 8: Really gonna He's not gonna create a lot of separation. Right,
- 56:50Speaker 8: So that's why, like when you look at how he
- 56:52Speaker 8: played this year versus Miami, wasn't creating a lot of
- 56:55Speaker 8: separation because he's not going to do that, and he's
- 56:57Speaker 8: easily going to be able to muscle cornbacks from Nebraska
- 57:01Speaker 8: or Wisconsin because there those are not professional football players.
- 57:04Speaker 8: Those guys are going to graduate and then they're going
- 57:05Speaker 8: to use their degree. Right now, When Keon Coleman was
- 57:09Speaker 8: coming out of when he was coming out of Florida State,
- 57:13Speaker 8: I was like, when you watch him play, he doesn't
- 57:15Speaker 8: create a lot of separation and he just like jumps
- 57:17Speaker 8: over people.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Well, like cool, you do that to somebody five nine
- 57:20Speaker 2: from Clemson who's not going to get drafted.
- 57:21Speaker 8: But Keon Coleman struggles to get separation. And that's why
- 57:25Speaker 8: whenever he does get the balls off a broken play,
- 57:28Speaker 8: it's it's it's and it's the same. That's fine, but
- 57:33Speaker 8: he's still that type of wide receiver and the game
- 57:37Speaker 8: has moved past those type of wide receivers.
- 57:39Speaker 2: So if you want to use the.
- 57:40Speaker 8: First round pick on those wide receivers, that's fine, but
- 57:43Speaker 8: I don't think it's sustainable.
- 57:44Speaker 4: But the thing is now it's it's all going to
- 57:46Speaker 4: depend on how Milite Neighbors come back from his injury.
- 57:49Speaker 4: But if you have Milie Neighbors on the opposite side,
- 57:51Speaker 4: it's one on one.
- 57:52Speaker 2: On that side, that's fine. I mean, you're still getting
- 57:55Speaker 2: single coverage with ke Coleman.
- 57:56Speaker 8: He's just not getting open. You got single coverage on A. J. Brown,
- 57:59Speaker 8: it's not getting open grounds older. Now he's not getting
- 58:04Speaker 8: open because he's a cadouche.
- 58:07Speaker 2: But he was getting open before this year. He was
- 58:09Speaker 2: muscling wide receivers this year. And if you watch the
- 58:12Speaker 2: song that they.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Won for this year, like he was at times at time,
- 58:16Speaker 4: so like in Tennessee and like his first thing with
- 58:19Speaker 4: the Eagles, he was getting open at so like now
- 58:23Speaker 4: now if now you put now Davante Smith is Devontae Smith.
- 58:28Speaker 13: But Devonte Smith I said this song, give it that
- 58:31Speaker 13: for Deonta Smith.
- 58:32Speaker 8: To me, he's the best sleep on Eagles and he's
- 58:34Speaker 8: a receiver that you got to take care of because
- 58:36Speaker 8: he's the only one I can consistently get open versus
- 58:38Speaker 8: man coverage.
- 58:39Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. So you have mylik neighbors
- 58:44Speaker 2: now again, it's going to depend on how he comes
- 58:46Speaker 2: back from the year, because I don't think he's going
- 58:47Speaker 2: back till October.
- 58:48Speaker 4: But if he comes back and he's able to still
- 58:50Speaker 4: get that separation, now we we pretty much have focused
- 58:53Speaker 4: on him.
- 58:53Speaker 2: So like I, yeah, now that size feels open, but
- 58:56Speaker 2: you also.
- 58:57Speaker 8: See a big difference with my Milie neighbors because he's
- 58:58Speaker 8: always open. He's creating massive amounts of separation exactly.
- 59:02Speaker 4: So now we could use the muscle guy on the
- 59:04Speaker 4: opposite side of like, if I throw that ball up,
- 59:06Speaker 4: I know that he has a chance to go get it.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
- 59:08Speaker 8: Or why don't you just try to recreate what Seattle
- 59:10Speaker 8: just did. They don't got no wide receivers, nobody can
- 59:13Speaker 8: stop them. They had everything, and they wanted.
- 59:16Speaker 2: In Super Bowl.
- 59:16Speaker 13: That was supposed to be that was supposed to be
- 59:18Speaker 13: the the that was, that game was supposed to be
- 59:21Speaker 13: a lot closer.
- 59:22Speaker 2: But I didn't think so.
- 59:23Speaker 13: But they got Cooper Cup, they got the fastball Rashid, and.
- 59:27Speaker 8: Then they have Jason got one, and yeah, and and
- 59:32Speaker 8: you can and you put Gonzo on JSN neutralizing I
- 59:35Speaker 8: still got Cooper Cup, I still got Rashid.
- 59:37Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I say shout out, I know we talking
- 59:39Speaker 5: afore shoutout Christians bro. They's a football player, Nigga. Two
- 59:46Speaker 5: months later and I'm still thinking about that ship that
- 59:47Speaker 5: Nigga was hoopy. That's good, that's a football player that
- 59:50Speaker 5: Nigga was hooping.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Shot. I'm sorry. This was definitely not to a sports day.
- 59:58Speaker 2: Last two sports things and I gotta get there. Fuck
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: out it real quick. Let's hear it real quick. I
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: don't give a fuck what Tobias Harris.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Let that ship go next, next, next one, next week,
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: next week, played Detroit, next one, and he said getting
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: ready for the play in next one.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Next? Hold on, shut up, why listen to you? Waxed
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: poetically about elite neighbors, gimpie ad for two minutes. It's
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: all right, my turn down, big brill. Nothing he did
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: he to he put up zero in an elimination game.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: And then everybody's acting it's not it's not him. It
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: is him for said to get ready to play like nigga.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Calm the fuck down. It's everybody around the media talking
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: about like they're mad at Tobias hair is because he
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: didn't he didn't score thirty, or he didn't average thirty.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: It's hard to average thirty or average a lot of parks.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: Last time I heard we score one hundred plus points
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: a game. If thirty comes from Joel and me, whereing
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: the fuck is the other aighty coming from? That's just
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: math nigga, and that nigga couldn't even average fifteen sixteen?
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: What's his name?
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Make huh?
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: What's his name? No, he's got a great nickname for him.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: What's name old to me?
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Mister Nigma man?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, his name is Jake, old of me.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: I know what the word of Nigma means, because.
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: The only thing about him is like, if you want fifteen,
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: if you want if you need twelve, he gonna give you.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: If you need fifteen, he gonna give you. What is
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: he saying?
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: If you need if you need fifteen, he's gonna give
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: you twelve. No, if you need twelve, he's gonna give
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: you fifteen. If you need thirty, if you need twenty,
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: he's gonna give you fifteen.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Give you fifteen. That's all you getting out of you
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: need you get fifteen.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: That's the best you.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Can hope for is fifteen.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: I mean, don't that's don't get him led up, please, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: that's what he is though, and I understand, but that's
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: not who he was supposed to be. That's exactly who.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: It's not about that. It's fine we didn't play him,
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: but everybody's acting like he were getting he's getting demonized.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: He played objectively bad. He did not play to his
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: normal level he was.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: He's better than fifteen.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: He is not as a not too much option. I'm sorry.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: If a third again, we score one hundred and something
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: points a game, thirty comes to one, nigga, Let's say
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: twenty five comes with another, there's still seventy something points, Michael.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: But you have to, like, you have to realize how
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: some basketball people score the basketball. Not everybody's just a
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: catch and shoot. Where Joel and b Tyre smaxy, they're
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: holding the ball until last second that they passed up
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: to the corner. He's not a catch and shoot corner
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: three point guys. Tobias Harrison is not a catching again.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about that.
- 1:02:52Speaker 6: That's that's that's the context. But he had his best
- 1:02:55Speaker 6: scoring years with you guys, and.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: It wasn't enough.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: No on Land, though he's looking it up. He had
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: a better scoring in Philly. No, I mean not only
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: the Clippers because the Clippers, he was he was shooting
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: better on the Clippers. Clippers, but he was like like
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: twenty some points on the Clippers. Yeah he was.
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he had a better scoring numbers on the
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: Clippers because that he was the main option on the Clippers.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: Yeah. But either way, that's got to Philly became this
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: third to second option depending on who was injured. Yeah,
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: either way, fuck that nigga. Second day, everybody get out
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Janahurs Dick will move on.
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: Please bro when she is boring, they just start talking
- 1:03:42Speaker 5: about it.
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: I literally noticed as soon as the A. J. Brown
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: talks went down, this came up. I was like, people
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: in the locker.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: Room like, nigga, what he's.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: Yeah, you mean to tell me a nigga that Will
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: was the son of a coach coached by Nick Saban
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: and Lincoln Rally is uncoachable.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: You can actually eat my ass.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Can't expect me to believe that.
- 1:04:08Speaker 8: Nick Saban said a big part of them winning the
- 1:04:10Speaker 8: championship was because the Jalen hurts he got in the
- 1:04:14Speaker 8: championship game shop.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: Like, you can't convince me of that. I'm sorry, Yeah,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: that's that's all I really want to get into that.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: We'll move on amicably. And also, writer, why can't writers
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: just say other writers sucked?
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Like that article wasn't that good?
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: You know what I saying?
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: Oh, writers are great, they didn't good drive all. They
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: never could throw all writers under the bus. Anyway, moving
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: on more dumb nigga ship. Okay, we gotta talk about
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: in Big thirty for it. Oh my god, are you
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: wearing this?
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: I'm not. You know, I'm not gonna fill you.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Oh this is gonna You're gonna like this?
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: Oh man, you know I will fill and what you
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: leave out? Michael, if I was to see him on
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: the street, I would't know who he is. But yeah,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: so Poo Sisty is a rap artist from Memphis, Tennessee,
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: a city that which Lebron hates for some reason, and
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: every everyone. I was ready to go on my anti
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Lebron thing, but then I look back, I was like, everybody,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: it sucks even go to that hotel, but it's bad.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: Actually it's not a bad hotel.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: NBA player.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: When I saw from the Mud, but I saw Edwards
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: complaining about it, I said, he said there were stains
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: on the sheets sheets, Yeah exactly, but that can happen
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: with any any hotel. It can, but it shouldn't. It shouldn't,
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: but it can't.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: It can't.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Know. The NBA has way too much money for this
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: to even be an issue.
- 1:05:54Speaker 8: They're trying to pay for top shelf suites. You should
- 1:05:57Speaker 8: never go to a service that you're paying tops out for.
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: You to go to a five star restaurant and have
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: a dirty glass, but sometimes you get to know glass.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: No having dirty sheets at a nice hotel. It's like
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: going to a five star restaurant and they're being like
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: hair in their food, being lipstick on the glass, and
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: that happens sometimes, and it's unacceptable that happens. It is,
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: but it happens, and it should never happen, and if
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: it does happen, your prestige.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Should be dropping. And I'm not trying. This isn't TGI Fridays,
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: It's not. But what did Lebron say? He said he
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: hates going to Memphis. Hes going to Memphis, but said
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: they need to move the team to National that's where
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: that's where mm hmm.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: And I Draymond said it too, and.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: A lot of people are saying it, like move the
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: team to Nashville, and it's like, I guess you got
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: the objects of like, why is saying move the team
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: from this nice, this black city to Nashville?
- 1:06:53Speaker 4: Another thing, it's not nice?
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: But again, you know the idealist in me, I guess
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: you want to call me an ideal instead of let's
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: maybe making move the team to Nashville. What's what about
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: making Memphis better?
- 1:07:08Speaker 8: Sir?
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: But another thing that bothers me, and is that is
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: that hard? Yeah?
- 1:07:13Speaker 13: And Katie said this that hotel gets away with that.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: Why because they're across the street from the state exactly.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: That's no.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: I feel like that's they literally have the walk players. No,
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: but that's their selling point.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: I'm not paying for you get right.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: But is walking across the street like it's like cars driving.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: No, it's a bridge. It's a bridge, a bridge, yeah, no,
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: but but no life, I would think that that's gonna
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: it is.
- 1:07:42Speaker 13: But but that's part of the that's part of the
- 1:07:44Speaker 13: reason why they don't give a fuck.
- 1:07:45Speaker 8: Yeah, And that that is that bothers me because now
- 1:07:49Speaker 8: you know, you get twenty nine other teams right yeah,
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: to come and they have to stay there because it's
- 1:07:55Speaker 8: so convenient.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: You don't have to fuck if it's that bad, pay
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: another hotel. That's better. If my whole thing is just
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: leave that night.
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: But but yeah, but like you don't have to stay there,
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: hang out there. If it's so bad, you don't have
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: to stay there. You can go to another hole.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: That's the best hotel in Memphis. Can't be obviously.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: There's nothing there.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: But I'm sorry to derail you. Who comes from that place.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: A rapper from that place who was signed to another
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: rapper one Gucci main, right, it's gone to some places,
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: who's shisty, is not pleased with.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: This deal with.
- 1:08:46Speaker 4: Been in jail for two years. By the way, he's
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: been in jail for about two years. He's probably only
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: been tasting freedom for about five or six months now,
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: ok right, if that if that right? So within five
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: or six months, my man dropped out right, still on
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: house arrest, ain't go monitor and all has to be
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: certain places at certain times, no exceptions about that.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: But he is displeased with his deal with one Gucci Man.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: He goes to Gucci man, said, Hey, I'm not liking
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: my deal. Can we we the goot some terms? Maybe
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: I can get out of this. Dude figure something out.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: They agree to meet with them and some label execs
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: in Texas. I believe Dallas in Dallas, Texans. Oh look
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: at that.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: So at Corey's old stopping grounds. They agree to meet
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: at a studio, so he go pooh shisty along with
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: his father, his daddy and other fellow rapper won Big thirty.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: This is all.
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: This also needs to be noted Big thirty is not
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: signed to ship. Okay, he know if he is signed anything.
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: If for sure, ain't Gucci Man. He has just those
- 1:09:59Speaker 5: actual dog in the fight.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: But I guess his man is man.
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: That's not his father, No, his father is separate, and
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: some other random goods. They go to this meeting in
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: the studio.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: No execs are are there.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: So they go in there. They basically trap Gucci Man
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: in there, barricade the door, and don't permit him to
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: leave unless he signs a document releasing releasing.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: I'm not sure if he got it on camp. Did
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: the camera This is all on camera because this happened
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: at a studio.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: This is the camera.
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: This handled the three. But did they record him signing it? No,
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: So just to let you know if you're not familiar
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: with the law.
- 1:10:48Speaker 8: Even though they did sign that, that still has to
- 1:10:50Speaker 8: go be seen by a set of lawyers.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
- 1:10:54Speaker 13: Gucci says, I can't sign this, but it's never.
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: Going to pass in court because you signed up.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: The rest who.
- 1:11:01Speaker 13: Shisty then says, niggas shut up before we kill you.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Yep, oh good idea.
- 1:11:08Speaker 8: Okay at almost strangled him to the point where he
- 1:11:12Speaker 8: passed out. Uh. They took his earrings and his wedding
- 1:11:16Speaker 8: ring and then went on what Mike is leaving out?
- 1:11:20Speaker 8: Best part after they took his jewerry, They went on
- 1:11:23Speaker 8: I g live and bragged while wearing said jewels.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry and I'm so stupid.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: Let me backpedal again.
- 1:11:32Speaker 4: Before he even went out to go commit this crime
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: in Texas, when he lives in Memphis on house arrest,
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: on house, the nigga, the nigga PO calls him and goes, hey,
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: who's sisty? I see from the tracking device in your
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: ankle that you are not in Memphis or you're not
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: where you're supposed to be. You need to remedy that.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: And he says, but my PO says, I can have
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: wreck time and I could go no, no, get where
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: the fuck you're supposed to be.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Click now, most rational people after hearing that conversation, go
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: maybe I should go home, but he still decided to go, Hey,
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: big thirty.
- 1:12:18Speaker 13: Dad, father, pops, Papa, let's.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Go handle this nigga. So yeah, they're going out Jay
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: Live posting the ship. Obviously, all the Feds get these
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: niggas immediately immediately. Apparently his dad snitched on. This happened
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: months ago. This happened. This happened around January. Yeah, apparently
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: his father is the one that told and apparently organize this.
- 1:12:50Speaker 8: And there's documents showing that pushis organized this meeting.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: Right to set up the guccie man.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: Now it is not a hindies as like, as hilarious
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: as this all is.
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: Right, I was gonna say I had this all lined
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: up with the shisky is an idiot.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: He's so stupid. He still is, No, he still is.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: But it's like I really was gonna go in on
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: and I will, but one thing kind of made me
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: look a bigger more of a mackerel.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's always a bigger.
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: Because they interviewed his mother Jesus about this situation, and
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: I don't want to misscroot, but he said she said
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: something along the lines of I raised King Slin.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: That's poo shisty King.
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: I raised King Slin and I looked at and I
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: heard that, and I was like, you know what, m hm,
- 1:13:50Speaker 4: you never had a chance.
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: It's really not your fault, buddy, you never had a shot.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: Your fault.
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: To see, I saw that video was just like nigga,
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: we did it, man, another one the niggas went back on,
- 1:14:08Speaker 5: load the planes, up the jobs.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: They spin it for Reagan. Anybody want to go to
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: the moon?
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Man? Just three go.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: Bruh, I raly caged like yo, listen. I want to
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: say this real quick.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: The prison industrial complex, it's predatory. Mm hmm. It's evil, right,
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: It's racist, of course terrible.
- 1:14:39Speaker 14: However, some of these niggas deserve to be fed to
- 1:14:50Speaker 14: the beast.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: Okay, but because because it's it's not their fault. But
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: doctor ma Umar said, I can't therapize all these niggas.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: Some of these niggas is going to sleep for good.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Some of these niggas is going to.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: Sleep for good.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Some of these niggas are going to sleep for good.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: And you know what, they're sleeping on a slim twin
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: bed and bragging about.
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: And that's what I mean is it's not their fault
- 1:15:35Speaker 5: because the system is doing exactly from the time they
- 1:15:38Speaker 5: were born to the places that they were they were
- 1:15:40Speaker 5: raised in, to the education they got, to the to
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: the environment that they were forced to live in.
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: This is what was supposed to have. That's the nice
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: liberal approach to it, and I.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: Usually I usually take that view. What's changed with these
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: niggas that are dumb like this because there's a lot
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: of niggas in the hood. That's it's a reason that like,
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: it's a lot of niggas in the hood and a
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: lot of niggas in the hood that do crime, a
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: lot of niggas, but like there's doing crime, and then there's.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: Just willful dumb.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: These niggas they don't know any better because this is
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: all they know.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: I know they don't, but it's still wow.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: It's astonishing.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: You have the ankle monitor on.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: It's on your body.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: It's not like you posted barely you are free.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: It's here.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: It buzzes when you go too far. He ignored the
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: buzzing and said, I'm gonna do this any.
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: Way, everybody and not.
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: I feel like all the races have wilfully dumb people.
- 1:16:55Speaker 6: Our people are just more criminalized for it.
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: Yeah, so because of it is what it is, because
- 1:17:02Speaker 5: of all the things you so many factors, Yeah, so
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: many factors, like yeah.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: You And that's the thing. I'll call niggas dumb all
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: day too, But I'll never ignore why or how. It's not.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: It's not like this happened like for no reason, like it's.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: But yes, he is dumb, built for Yeah, he's still
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: fucking moro.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: So is his mom. Whole family, whole bloodline might be cooked.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Brothers and sisters in it too, it might be cooked.
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: But every once and now, like every now and again,
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: you'll see somebody from the trenches, from the hood, like
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: that guy that has common sense, oh yeah, who doesn't want.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: To be like the More more often than not, more
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: often than not, you see a lot of people who
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: just isn't highlighted like it should be.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: No, it's not, it's not.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: That's why I'm not the biggest product of environment. I'm
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: not here. We go, Thomas, and y'all said, no, do
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: not repeat that. I said that is that.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: It's dangerous because it's dangerous.
- 1:18:08Speaker 5: It's dangerous because white people will look at the at
- 1:18:11Speaker 5: the one person who made it out right.
- 1:18:14Speaker 8: I made it and why because he made it that
- 1:18:16Speaker 8: that started that started under closely with like Ronald Reagan.
- 1:18:22Speaker 13: They use individual black success.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: See, he made it out.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Why can't you, Jamal the model minority.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: He made it out, y'all from the same place you
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: want to, the same school he did? Just fine, why
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: can't you?
- 1:18:33Speaker 5: Because you're not him? And they just made an example
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: out of one nigga who made it out.
- 1:18:38Speaker 8: There's laws that debunk what Keenan is saying. Right, if
- 1:18:42Speaker 8: environment didn't matter, they wouldn't redline, they wouldn't prefer black
- 1:18:46Speaker 8: people from living.
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not gonna say the environment doesn't matter, but
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: I don't that's not the biggest factor to the point
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: where we like to put it on as.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: The biggest is the biggest is one of the biggest,
- 1:18:57Speaker 5: the biggest fact, the biggest one education.
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: If all that's grouped in environment matters, because that makes
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: think about all the dumb niggas, not dumb niggas, but
- 1:19:07Speaker 4: dumb motherfuckers that are white and come from white All
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: the dumb motherfuckers that are in the government right now,
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: they don't get that. They don't get to be in
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: power unless they're white and come from the places that
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: they come from, because all these come.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: From the same places, are in the middle, in the
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: same circle.
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: The environment is important because success is based on proximity.
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: So yes, it is important. Matters, it matters, it matters.
- 1:19:37Speaker 5: There's plenty like I'm sure we all know plenty of
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: success with people who are from Camden, but this, but
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: you can.
- 1:19:48Speaker 8: What's the definition of success? Everybody's in this room is
- 1:19:52Speaker 8: going to be different? Mine is My definition of success
- 1:19:55Speaker 8: is I can do whatever I want when I want.
- 1:19:58Speaker 8: That is my definition of succes.
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: But of America can't do that right now, that's not
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: what I'm talking about. Ninety nine percent of America can't
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: do what they want when they want.
- 1:20:12Speaker 13: Yeah, I saw, I said, that's my definition of success.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: I don't I don't expect them. Okay, what's what's what's
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: that definition of success?
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: My definition of success.
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: Would be because all I'm saying is like from from
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: from the now. Okay, I'm not gonna say that the
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: proximity doesn't matter, but it's not the biggest thing because
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: whatever from proximpy, from proximity, you get more people that's
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: not criminals than our Is that not true?
- 1:20:44Speaker 8: Again?
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: With proximity. Okay, So like we're gonna talk about Camden,
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: people that grow up and live in Camden. We're gonna
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: have less criminals born in Camden than criminals that are
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: born in Camden. What a lie, brother, I'm a little confused.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: So so me looking at me.
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: So all of us born in Camden, Okay, all of
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: us aren't gonna be criminals. More of us, more of
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: us are gonna be regular day to day people. Did
- 1:21:12Speaker 4: any of us get arrested, go to death?
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Finish?
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: Sure?
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: What's your point?
- 1:21:16Speaker 4: My point is we also have to add in the
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: the aspect of choice. This is so let me let
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: me stop you right there. Hold hold on, Let's use
- 1:21:27Speaker 4: that same example. We're on a campda.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: Let's say.
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: Three of us or two of us are criminals. Become
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: are okay, and they live lives and they.
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: Don't do no wrong. But three of us become criminals.
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: But take the same five put them in Princeton, New Jersey.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Maybe one, maybe less than half of one, becomes a criminal.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: Yeah it's not this is a than.
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: Half a day.
- 1:22:00Speaker 8: Like, put all five of us in Camden, and look
- 1:22:04Speaker 8: how the environment would change us. Look how our rapport
- 1:22:07Speaker 8: with police changes. As somebody who worked for the Camden
- 1:22:11Speaker 8: Police Department. You always not Bragg, but you always talked
- 1:22:13Speaker 8: about they would hire mass in mass right, right, because
- 1:22:17Speaker 8: it's an over policed area. Why don't you ever hear
- 1:22:20Speaker 8: about this mass hiring in Morristown? Like those little subtle
- 1:22:24Speaker 8: things make such a difference, right, and especially hold on
- 1:22:28Speaker 8: and especially.
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: Because especially our age.
- 1:22:30Speaker 8: We lived in a time where weed was illegal and
- 1:22:33Speaker 8: now it's legal, right, Like, you don't know what could
- 1:22:37Speaker 8: have happened with if us five lived in Camden.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: You don't know what I could have been attracted to.
- 1:22:42Speaker 8: I don't know if I if i'm if I have
- 1:22:44Speaker 8: the career I have today, if I grew up in Camden, Like,
- 1:22:47Speaker 8: I literally don't know.
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: Statistically, statistically it's not common. And I'm a I'm real
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: big on numbers. What's not common? Okay? So what is
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: not common? And if I grew up in Camden versus
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: where he grew up where I grew up, I just
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: want to know, Like so, like I I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: I got the endpoint of it where it's like something
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: isn't common. What's the not common part?
- 1:23:18Speaker 6: It's not common for someone to grow up in Camden
- 1:23:20Speaker 6: and have the job.
- 1:23:21Speaker 8: That is not It's not common for somebody in Camden
- 1:23:25Speaker 8: to leave Camden and get the type of education I
- 1:23:28Speaker 8: got to get the job that I have.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: Now it's not common for somebody in Brownson that have
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: the same job too.
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: Yeah it is, yeah, it is.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: It is more common. There's multi way more people in
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: tech people.
- 1:23:43Speaker 8: Look at the people that you graduated with. You graduated
- 1:23:46Speaker 8: with lawyers, you graduated with doctors, you graduated with pilots.
- 1:23:51Speaker 8: You do want a podcast with a pilot and a doctor,
- 1:23:54Speaker 8: all because of proximity, All because of proximity. This podcast
- 1:24:00Speaker 8: that's who started based on proximity because a.
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: Two friends who knew each other, they grew up grew
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: up in a in a and in the bulk of
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: it is from one of two mile radius.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: Let's hold example, Wait.
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: Real quick, in your early childhood, didn't you make a.
- 1:24:21Speaker 13: Choice early childhood?
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: What just give me an age. Let's say junior year,
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: senior year, you made a choice of who you want
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: to be around? Right? Alrighty, I was hoping.
- 1:24:33Speaker 8: Okay, So Keenan, you're not making He's not wrong, he
- 1:24:37Speaker 8: is not wrong, he is not wrong. Yes, I made
- 1:24:41Speaker 8: I made a choice who I was hanging with. My no, no, no,
- 1:24:46Speaker 8: I made a choice my freshman year of college.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: Okay, yep.
- 1:24:51Speaker 8: But a big part of that is because what because
- 1:24:53Speaker 8: what I had to leave and I had to see
- 1:24:56Speaker 8: the Hey that that's weird, but it's been in that
- 1:24:59Speaker 8: in the in that proximity, I was around people that
- 1:25:02Speaker 8: were significantly smarter and more mature than me. But and again,
- 1:25:07Speaker 8: and I've always said this, but my me going to
- 1:25:10Speaker 8: college in Florida saved me because if I would have
- 1:25:14Speaker 8: stayed here, I probably would have gotten arrested. Not because
- 1:25:16Speaker 8: I was trying to be something I'm not, but I
- 1:25:18Speaker 8: was just stupid.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: Just hang around exactly, and a lot of people, even
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: if you're a good guy, you can't leave.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: So bro, you're just around criminal nigga.
- 1:25:30Speaker 8: Literally, I was around one criminal and that in a
- 1:25:33Speaker 8: one mistake, king and I could have changed my whole career.
- 1:25:37Speaker 8: Imagine putting three or four of those individuals, because that's
- 1:25:40Speaker 8: just common there. Person I was just here, that story like,
- 1:25:46Speaker 8: she's not even look and if you listen to her talk,
- 1:25:48Speaker 8: she's not stupid. All product of the environment and not
- 1:25:54Speaker 8: for nothing, product of the environment. What she did was
- 1:25:58Speaker 8: not an anomaly. If anything that was normal in that neighborhood,
- 1:26:03Speaker 8: in that neighborhood, that's normal like and not for nothing
- 1:26:07Speaker 8: like what It's based on proximity. It's based on proximity
- 1:26:11Speaker 8: because my father literally says, we moved here because what
- 1:26:15Speaker 8: if we didn't leave South Jamaica, you wouldn't be doing
- 1:26:18Speaker 8: what you're doing now, just because the neighborhood wouldn't allow it.
- 1:26:23Speaker 8: And he said A prime example, he said, was because
- 1:26:26Speaker 8: when he said, when I was growing up, if you
- 1:26:29Speaker 8: were is seventeen, if you were sixteen seventeen, people were
- 1:26:32Speaker 8: ready selling drugs and all the girls wanted to be
- 1:26:35Speaker 8: with those guys.
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: What're gonna make what's gonna make you do?
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: What?
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: Now? Granted? Granted, so if it's not that, what was it?
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: If you didn't move your your life trajectory would definitely
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: have changed.
- 1:26:50Speaker 13: The odds the odds shift.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean that doesn't make it possible.
- 1:26:56Speaker 4: We're talking about the vast difference in odds because that
- 1:26:59Speaker 4: is because where because look, you want to not be
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: this different, and the odds.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Tend to what if you stay in Newark?
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: Again? What's shot? Definition? Because I got his definition of
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: what's shot definition of success.
- 1:27:16Speaker 8: If I can grow, if I can make, if I
- 1:27:17Speaker 8: can raise my family in the same household that I
- 1:27:20Speaker 8: grew up in, I am successful.
- 1:27:22Speaker 4: People do that every day in every city that you're
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: talking about. Who does it more often the people that
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: that live in the fucking city that we're talking about.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: Who doesn't if the people in the city we're talking about,
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: or people in Princeton with generational wealth, people in print, that's.
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: What I wait, wait, no, no, so like just wait,
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: hold on, hold on, same thing, because a lot of
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: times people grow up in the area. They a lot
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: of people don't move from where they're from. That's that's
- 1:27:49Speaker 4: a lot of people don't.
- 1:27:50Speaker 8: Why Why why do people leave inner cities and go
- 1:27:57Speaker 8: to suburbs.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Opportunities, better opportunity in proximity. Look what you're around. But
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: again again that's my not for nothing. I think I'm
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: not trying to be funny.
- 1:28:11Speaker 8: I think me being born in Queens and not having
- 1:28:13Speaker 8: access to a pool is why I'm thirty three and
- 1:28:15Speaker 8: why I can't swim.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: That makes sense probably and not for nothing.
- 1:28:19Speaker 8: What do I always say in the North Jersey Chat
- 1:28:22Speaker 8: one of my biggest mistakes And if I could go
- 1:28:23Speaker 8: back I would have joined the military. A big part
- 1:28:26Speaker 8: of why I didn't join the Navy was because I
- 1:28:27Speaker 8: can't fucking swim. They would have killed me. And I've
- 1:28:31Speaker 8: hired professional training. Y'all both know. I apply to state Police,
- 1:28:36Speaker 8: got hired, went to all the training. I dropped the
- 1:28:39Speaker 8: day before I was supposed to go because I can't
- 1:28:41Speaker 8: fucking swim. I pay three hundred dollars for nothing. I
- 1:28:43Speaker 8: still can't fucking swim, Not for nothing. I'm not trying
- 1:28:46Speaker 8: to be funny. But like a lot of my coworkers
- 1:28:48Speaker 8: who are at Google, they're a lot more ahead of
- 1:28:51Speaker 8: me financially because they got the military. They have different
- 1:28:54Speaker 8: they have more access to different type of loans. But
- 1:28:57Speaker 8: they can fucking swim. And something so small just grew
- 1:29:04Speaker 8: like wildfire. But you know who didn't you know, wasn't
- 1:29:06Speaker 8: born in Queens.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: My two sisters.
- 1:29:08Speaker 8: You know what they both have in common. They can swim.
- 1:29:11Speaker 8: Liked literally that is keenan. That's something so small, and
- 1:29:17Speaker 8: that's just.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: I definitely hear that, definitely understand that, Okay, But again
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: it's more so of the decision making of the individual.
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: Now we're not absolving.
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: And I'm not completely absolving the fact of where you
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: where you grow from. Yes, proximity, but again I.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: Especially with me and so with my family, and I'm
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: speaking from me.
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: Okay, so my family is the only I'm gonna say that,
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: my family is probably like the only family that really
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: moved out of.
- 1:30:01Speaker 2: The quote unquote hood in the suburbs. Okay, but at
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: least with my generation of cousin, not the ones above me,
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: not the ones we got chefs in hotels across we
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: have we we have military people. Yeah, but we're not
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: saying nothing.
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: But but that's why I'm speaking from a personal where
- 1:30:29Speaker 4: it's more so of all, it more depends on what
- 1:30:31Speaker 4: you see.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: It more depends on the people that's around you.
- 1:30:34Speaker 4: Yes, also, like you could be in a bad area,
- 1:30:36Speaker 4: but if the people around you are making the correct
- 1:30:39Speaker 4: decisions of you're.
- 1:30:41Speaker 13: Good, Keenan.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: But if you're in a bad area, there's gonna be
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: less of those people, is Keenan.
- 1:30:45Speaker 8: You've known me the longest out of anybody in this room,
- 1:30:48Speaker 8: you would say, somebody who's known me for probably over
- 1:30:50Speaker 8: twenty twenty two years, that as long as you've known me,
- 1:30:53Speaker 8: I'm a fairly impressionable person.
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna carry the demeanor of the people I'm around.
- 1:30:57Speaker 8: Yes, imagine me today if I never left out, Jamaica said,
- 1:31:00Speaker 8: when I be at Google today, Probably not.
- 1:31:04Speaker 13: First of all, I grew up in township, and Mike
- 1:31:06Speaker 13: was like, yo, he's a blaked.
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: Probably probably probably not Google.
- 1:31:11Speaker 4: But the thing is the way that so from from where,
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: from from from where I met you in it again,
- 1:31:18Speaker 4: we're really going very oft tenable.
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: But just.
- 1:31:24Speaker 8: Ever since I've met you, You've been imple I carried
- 1:31:29Speaker 8: the demeanor of the people I'm with.
- 1:31:30Speaker 13: I grew up, I had a great childhood. This nigga
- 1:31:33Speaker 13: right here literally said.
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: Why is this nigga around?
- 1:31:35Speaker 13: He's in blaked.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: He literally said it at my wedding.
- 1:31:39Speaker 4: He's not lying.
- 1:31:40Speaker 8: And I had a great childhood. You cannot tell me
- 1:31:43Speaker 8: environment doesn't matter. You wouldn't even want to be with
- 1:31:45Speaker 8: me if if I stayed in that old neighborhood.
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: I'm not saying it doesn't matter. But I don't think
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: it's as big as well.
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: I just got. I think it's I don't think choices,
- 1:31:54Speaker 4: but I feel like I don't think it's the biggest
- 1:31:56Speaker 4: there are there. There are systems institution this place. Yes,
- 1:32:00Speaker 4: for sure, to put people situations that limit their choices. Yes,
- 1:32:05Speaker 4: so it can do choices, but you it's it's the
- 1:32:08Speaker 4: difference between having a choice between eight things and two things,
- 1:32:15Speaker 4: for sure.
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: So sure there's more opportunity for the people who have
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: eight choices to make the right choice or make a
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: choice that's not detrimental than it is for the.
- 1:32:25Speaker 6: People who have to And even with that, the people
- 1:32:28Speaker 6: that have those eight choices, if they make a bad choice,
- 1:32:31Speaker 6: usually it's not as harmful, detrimental, detrimental. You make that
- 1:32:36Speaker 6: one bad choice, maybe you'll get another chance to make
- 1:32:39Speaker 6: eight more choices.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: Make another bad choice.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: You know what it's like.
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: I'll put it in basketball. If say you can only
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: you can score, but the only way you can score
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: is if you shot from half court.
- 1:32:52Speaker 4: That's what it's like living in impoverished places now versus
- 1:32:58Speaker 4: you being able to drive five dunk, lay up, mid
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: range jumper. You're allowed to do those things. Now, if
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: somebody who's allowed to do those things scores a lot,
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: good job you. You had the opportunity and you did it.
- 1:33:11Speaker 4: But if they don't score a lot, you suck. Now,
- 1:33:16Speaker 4: those people who had who only have two options or
- 1:33:21Speaker 4: can only shoo from that score, they can score a
- 1:33:23Speaker 4: lot of points and it's like, Wow, they good job.
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: But it's not normal because you only have the.
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: Opportunity to do it.
- 1:33:29Speaker 5: One way, make it even simpler. You got a school
- 1:33:38Speaker 5: like Township, right, nice middle class school. Everybody's chilling. We
- 1:33:43Speaker 5: go to play Leap Academy or something like that, kids
- 1:33:45Speaker 5: with less resources, what's gonna happen?
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: What happened? We played the niggas.
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: We bleue them niggas the fuck out because half of
- 1:33:53Speaker 5: them didn't have basketball shoes have them, didn't even have
- 1:33:56Speaker 5: a jersey. They might have had three basketballs in the gym.
- 1:33:58Speaker 5: They lack resources because of where they were at. Because
- 1:34:00Speaker 5: they were they just didn't have it.
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: So it's harder. It's way harder. Is it possible to
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: be better than Township and you go to Leap Academy? Yeah?
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: Can you individual success at the Leap Academy?
- 1:34:10Speaker 5: Sure, but you're probably gonna have to work fifty thousand
- 1:34:13Speaker 5: times harder than the nigga that was at Brownson Township.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: So that's really all it is.
- 1:34:19Speaker 2: The niggas just gonna have You can do it, you
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: just don't have more coins on your feet.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: Yeah, we would always play a niggas came in all
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: type shit.
- 1:34:25Speaker 5: They will always have some niggas on the team that
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: were better than us, but they weren't a better team
- 1:34:28Speaker 5: than us because they had one football at practice, they
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: had no lights, they couldn't practice past.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: A certain time, they weren't even allowed to have games.
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: Nigga didn't have rise to practice like. There are so
- 1:34:38Speaker 5: many factors that go into it. So I understand what
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: you're saying. It always comes down to your individual choice,
- 1:34:44Speaker 5: because everybody has a choice to make.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: But some people, and it happens more often than not.
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: I believe because of the resources that they have or
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: lack thereof, they make bad choices because those choices are
- 1:34:55Speaker 5: the the they make more sense to them at the time,
- 1:34:58Speaker 5: or it's the easier choice, or it is the better
- 1:35:00Speaker 5: road at that time, and it's normalized top.
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: Of all that.
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: So I believe. So we're gonna go.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: But yeah, I would saying I can talk about this.
- 1:35:11Speaker 4: My main thing is is that it's the easier choice,
- 1:35:14Speaker 4: and right now we're living in a time where people
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: rather make the easier choice than the hard I agree
- 1:35:18Speaker 4: with you.
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: Sure that's it.
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: M hmm.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: Questions, question questions podcast.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: One question. I don't even do what I gotta I
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: gotta go. Yeah, one question, Yeah, one question, one question.
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: Two hundred thousand dollars a year. But you must live
- 1:35:44Speaker 6: at a zoo. A zoo exhibit has made an exact
- 1:35:47Speaker 6: replica of a luxury apartment. The catch one of the
- 1:35:51Speaker 6: walls is glass. While the zoo is open, you have
- 1:35:53Speaker 6: to do all human stuff, watch TV, chill on the couch,
- 1:35:56Speaker 6: use a computer, use the phone, blah blah blah. But
- 1:35:58Speaker 6: when the zoo closes, your door opens and you can
- 1:36:01Speaker 6: do whatever you want. This is a five year commitment.
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: Do I get to choose?
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: Okay, a lot already. Do I get to choose what
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: age I can do this? Because I'm not doing this
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: at thirty three?
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: No, you have to do it now. Damn you think
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: of what we're time tracking. I don't even like animals that.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: It goes by the hours.
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: You're the only person in the zoo. Wow, yeah, then
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: I could. Does it go by the hours of the zoo?
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: Is it like a regular nine to five? No? The
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: hours of the zoo?
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: Damn? And you can't even leave until Shila.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: What if during the day, all the all the animals
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: are visiting you and you're just like, no, you're just
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: inside the zoo like reverse, it's a reverse zoo. Oh wow,
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: there he is, there, he is.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: He's taking a shower, just like it's Corey the Negro.
- 1:36:48Speaker 8: Wow.
- 1:36:48Speaker 13: Why you're my mama's big black zebras are.
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: Talking to Joe?
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: Why is he pulling at himself? Is he he's pulling
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: his growing.
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: That people passing me. I'm just hitting the soldier boy like.
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: Rand Ship.
- 1:37:03Speaker 4: Now a year if it was like regular ninety five,
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: I mean, how long is zoo's open for? Not very long?
- 1:37:11Speaker 5: Right before it gets dark? Yeah, they don't stay open long.
- 1:37:16Speaker 5: I would say five pm at the lest.
- 1:37:18Speaker 6: Because essentially, like that's just based on the Philly Zoo.
- 1:37:20Speaker 6: Philly Zoo Tuesday hours nine thirty to five pm.
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: Okay yeah yeah, So you just have a regular job
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: and then you just leave after your job is.
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: A zoo exhibit. My job is to be at the zoo.
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: Okay, dude, honestly, yeah, you just work at the zoo
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: for five years, you know what? Fuck it? Yeah, I
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: can do it.
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I got I got one hype of I
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: got a question too. Now in the spirit I've been
- 1:37:47Speaker 4: looked I've been in the house market. Right now, I
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: thought about this. You you have a you can you
- 1:37:55Speaker 4: have the house in your dreams, your dream house.
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: You own it.
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: No mortgage, you do pay for no mortgage utilities, right right,
- 1:38:05Speaker 2: but you gotta.
- 1:38:05Speaker 4: Pay for maintenance or something breaks or anything like that.
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: Okay, you have all that, but.
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: You have to be on a no fly list for
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: fifteen years. Hell no, that's a long ass time.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: Let me bring it down to ten years. Ten years,
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: no fly Wait.
- 1:38:20Speaker 6: Wait, so I get the house already paid for, already
- 1:38:23Speaker 6: paid for, dream house, dream house, fifteen years, no flyless,
- 1:38:28Speaker 6: can't fly fifteen years, fifteen years, So long.
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: It's your dream house. I can drive to Mexico.
- 1:38:37Speaker 4: You can.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: You can drive to Alaska too, you can. I mean
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: you can go old school titan and take a boat.
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Okay, just no fly, no planes.
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: I can take cruises.
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: But I'm in my dream house. You're in your dream house.
- 1:38:51Speaker 8: I'm gonna say no, because air travel is one of
- 1:38:54Speaker 8: the only times people actually behave, even the even the Neanderthals.
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: No thanks, Nah, yeah, I can't.
- 1:39:05Speaker 6: I want to say yes, but the idea of not
- 1:39:07Speaker 6: being able to go like across the ocean quickly, or
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: like visit other countries for the next fifteen like until
- 1:39:13Speaker 6: I'm almost fifty that you're.
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: Think about this though, I want you to think about this.
- 1:39:20Speaker 2: Think about the money you're not spending on a mortgage.
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: When you get fifty, you can go crazy on the trips. Yeah,
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: the first class, but every day, this is all the time.
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: This is the time where I got to be domestic.
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: I'm trying to see I'm necess say domestic Mexico.
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: Yeah, domestic cruises to the Caribbean.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: You can go cruises, Caribbean cruises.
- 1:39:44Speaker 1: But either way then you gotta drive to where the
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: Caribbean is or where legit you can.
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: Leave out of New York easy train. No thanks, I'm
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: taking that. You don't leave a house. Name is literally homebody.
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: I understand.
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: How many planes have you been on in the last
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: five years?
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: Out the country, plans, out the no, no, the country. Honestly,
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: in general, how many? How many planes in the past
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: five years?
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: Five years?
- 1:40:11Speaker 5: I've lost count for myself personally, So that's what I'm saying.
- 1:40:18Speaker 2: You don't own a house.
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: So you're saying if he didn't take those flights, he
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: would have a house by now.
- 1:40:23Speaker 4: No, I mean, I wouldn't think that's what I'm saying.
- 1:40:30Speaker 4: I think we're not understanding dream how everything.
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: We're not understanding this. This is the time I did
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: my my career choice.
- 1:40:39Speaker 6: I did all that to have this time so I
- 1:40:41Speaker 6: could spend money and enjoy my time now instead of
- 1:40:45Speaker 6: enjoying my time when I'm older.
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: I don't really care about when I'm older that much.
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: Maybe I should more than I do. But I want
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: to have a good time now. I don't have it now.
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: I might be dead in fifteen years.
- 1:40:58Speaker 8: I don't know, And I feel like those type of
- 1:41:01Speaker 8: life experiences like they stay with you forever, like I
- 1:41:04Speaker 8: have to. I'm not driving to Las Vegas mortgage forever
- 1:41:08Speaker 8: to all righty years, I can.
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: Like cleat us stop it. Hey man, I don't know.
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: I think we're taking that too lightly.
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: I'm sorry I missed it. Looking up.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: You get your dream house?
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: Could I sell the house? You cannot can't sell that? Okay,
- 1:41:24Speaker 2: cheeky boy, get dream house? No mortgage, you know U
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: to the only thing you have to pay for is
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: maintenance when something breaks. Okay, dream house, but you have
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: to be on the no fly less for the next
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: fifteen years fifteen fifteen, Okay, ke taking an house? Taking it? Yea,
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: he said, thank you taking house, take an house, not
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: taking house. Because the thing is, it's like.
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: And that's one thing that I at least argue with
- 1:41:54Speaker 4: my parents about it the most because they're like, oh,
- 1:41:56Speaker 4: you gotta do take it. I'm like, you don't have
- 1:41:58Speaker 4: to take It's experience the place you live first. HM, Like,
- 1:42:03Speaker 4: there's so many things in America that you that you
- 1:42:05Speaker 4: have never seen and will never see that you don't
- 1:42:08Speaker 4: have to spend thousands of dollars to grow across the
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: seas to see.
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: Hey, but I want to fly there. I don't want
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: to drive all these places. You don't have to drive.
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: You can fly there this plane. No flying. I'm not
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: taking train. That's most of my travel. That's like most
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: of my vacation. He's not taking the.
- 1:42:29Speaker 4: Education.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: How is it not if I got to work from home?
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: But that's not that's not my vacation. So you could
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: be me working on a train. You could be working
- 1:42:44Speaker 2: on a train. I want to be on vacation though
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: you're not on vacation. You're on the train. What if
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: their WiFi is not strong enough, then you make enough
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: money where you can have your own personal hotspot.
- 1:42:56Speaker 14: I don't have a hot spot.
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: You could stop digging in my pockets. I don't need
- 1:43:00Speaker 2: to on the floor some of that mortgage money. No, man,
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: Mike is the type of dude.
- 1:43:08Speaker 6: So if I'm going on a trip with Brandy and
- 1:43:11Speaker 6: she's with me, I guess she's not on no flower list,
- 1:43:14Speaker 6: lucky girl.
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: Never mind you meet her there? Yeah, she just meets
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: me there while I'm train traveling, like you might prefer
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: the organ So then young, I hear that.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: Might, and it's like, no, you just have to put
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: the band aids on like that.
- 1:43:31Speaker 2: Because I got the.
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: All of all of Americas that I can either drive
- 1:43:37Speaker 4: or hop on the train to that you'll never see.
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: And then you got cruises, go to the I don't
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: even like cruises. He's not, nah, I love cruise, man,
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: all right, what if this? What if this?
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: So they have cruises where you can hop on the
- 1:43:53Speaker 4: cruise from here, you end up in Spain. You can fly,
- 1:43:56Speaker 4: you can I'll swing the can't fly back. You can fly,
- 1:44:00Speaker 4: but only domestic.
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: Then I would probably cool that. I would do it,
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: all right, I guess.
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: No international travel fifteen years international.
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: I would like, yeah, before I could do it again.
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: A right, fine, right, I'll do that.
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't going international that much anyway.
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: That's actually back.
- 1:44:19Speaker 6: Don't you would if you didn't have a mortgage, nigga,
- 1:44:22Speaker 6: I didn't have a bucket for ye.
- 1:44:26Speaker 4: Yeah, in Italy.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: It's the only place I went outside of America for now.
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: I want you to see the world while you're young.
- 1:44:34Speaker 4: Canada, and that's it.
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: I want to see the world wind down too, But
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: but is the way that these persons are. I can't
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: do that.
- 1:44:42Speaker 4: So you know what, if I need to go to
- 1:44:43Speaker 4: fucking Scottsdale, Arizona, I'll go to Scottsdale, Arizona, alright, the time.
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: Having a town that, Nigga'm gonna take the train. The
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: four Corners stay in four states at the same time.
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm in Delaware in Mississippi at the same time.
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: Whatever those.
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: Marizona.
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: I'm in the final four. A yeah, you said, Michigan, right, Michigan.
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: They one by six. Well, all you know, it's time
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- 1:45:27Speaker 2: supporting us. And helping us pole through the pain. And
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: I think we mobley successfully did that.
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- 1:45:38Speaker 1: had some lemon lemons.
- 1:45:40Speaker 4: We squeezed some lemon juice out of the bitches. I
- 1:45:42Speaker 4: don't know we got the sugar right in there, but
- 1:45:44Speaker 4: we definitely got the lemon juice in the water. And
- 1:45:47Speaker 4: hopefully we don't die first.
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- 1:46:58Speaker 6: white people from an old l passage.
- 1:47:00Speaker 2: Shout and the coms and said, who would write of
- 1:47:03Speaker 2: those two white women on the pod?
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: That was I.
- 1:47:07Speaker 2: Was just looking at that. We brought these too, white
- 1:47:10Speaker 2: bitches because somebody man but like Elsie just said, those
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: are white people. Tacos, sure, and.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: Those are not Diagos.
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: Shred chicken with that. That's what I want to do.
- 1:47:25Speaker 6: You read all about it, Chicken king, I had it
- 1:47:28Speaker 6: in Arizona. I'm whatever happened to the chicken.
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: That's fine. Put chicken nuggets in the top. Take that
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- 1:47:38Speaker 1: Did he say chicken leg given about all chicken nuggets
- 1:47:44Speaker 1: and was just specifically the dino nugget?
- 1:47:46Speaker 13: It will call me fifty lega? What about the cut?
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: And what about that the tiny nuggets had lead in
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- 1:48:34Speaker 1: Because all we gotta do is hit the switch when
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- 1:48:42Speaker 5: He's gonna be no matter where I'm I want us
- 1:48:46Speaker 5: to have the Red Team. I want us to have
- 1:48:47Speaker 5: a ready hue on our face is going to be.
- 1:48:51Speaker 5: I want to see yeah, I want to get