Latest / The Beanstalk : A Podcast for Gardeners / Episode 29 — Beets - Nature’s Sweet Root With a Sassy Attitude
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- 0:28Welcome back to the Beanstalk, fellow Beans.
- 0:32My name is John, your neighborhood garden buddy, and
- 0:36today we're digging literally into a crop that stains
- 0:41everything it touches, tastes like earthy candy, and somehow
- 0:47manages to be both a root vegetable and a leafy green.
- 0:54Yep, we're talking about beets. Whether you love them, fear
- 0:59them, or only know them because your grandma tried to feed you
- 1:03those weird pickled slices at Thanksgiving, beets deserve a
- 1:08place in your garden. They're rugged, cold Hardy,
- 1:13colorful, and wildly rewarding once you get the hang of them.
- 1:19So grab your trowel, maybe a pair of gloves, unless you want
- 1:23to get caught red handed, and let's dive into the world of
- 1:27these sweet and sassy little roots.
- 1:32Beets are one of those crops that make you feel like a genius
- 1:35gardener, even if you're just getting started.
- 1:39They grow fast, they don't require a ton of space, and they
- 1:45pull double duty roots and greens.
- 1:49That alone is a wind. But what really hooks people is
- 1:54the flavor. Fresh, homegrown beets don't
- 1:57taste anything like the canned stuff.
- 2:00They're sweeter, tender, and they come in fun varieties like
- 2:05golden striped chiagia and deep Ruby red.
- 2:11Plus, they're loaded with nutrients and practically built
- 2:14for spring gardens, fall gardens and gardeners who get impatient
- 2:19waiting for things to grow. Growing beets is surprisingly
- 2:25straightforward. They love cool weather.
- 2:29Think early spring or early fall, and they thrive in loose,
- 2:34sandy OR loamy soil. Heavy clay can make the roots
- 2:39twist or stunt. So I always tell folks, if your
- 2:43soil feels like a brick when it dries, mix in some compost
- 2:47before you plant. The seeds come in clusters,
- 2:51which means you're usually going to get multiple seedlings from
- 2:54one seed, and thinning becomes a necessary evil.
- 3:00Plant them about half an inch deep, keep the soil consistently
- 3:05moist, and don't let the bed dry out too much while the seedlings
- 3:09are young. Once they get going, though,
- 3:12they're shockingly low maintenance.
- 3:15Water deeply once a week, mulch around them to keep the soil
- 3:19cool, and enjoy watching the tops push out of the ground like
- 3:23little vegetable volcanoes. When it comes time to harvest,
- 3:29you've got options. If you want baby beets, you can
- 3:33start pulling them when they're about the size of a golf ball.
- 3:37If you prefer bigger ones, let them grow to tennis balls size.
- 3:43Beyond that, they often get a little bit woody.
- 3:47The cool thing is, you can harvest the greens at any time
- 3:50as long as you don't strip the plant bare.
- 3:54Just take a leaf or two here and there like you would kale.
- 3:59When you're ready to pull the roots, grab firmly at the base
- 4:03of the greens and give a steady upward tug.
- 4:07They come right out and suddenly you feel like a Viking raiding
- 4:11the soil for treasure. After pulling, twist off the
- 4:17greens instead of cutting them to keep the roots from bleeding
- 4:21their juice everywhere. Of course, beets aren't immune
- 4:25to trouble. One of the biggest issues people
- 4:29run into is leaf miners. These are tiny larvae, the
- 4:33tunnel between the layers of the leaves leaving behind white,
- 4:37squiggly trails that look like a toddler scribbled on your
- 4:41plants. They happen because adult flies
- 4:45lay eggs on the undersides of their leaves, and once the
- 4:50larvae are inside, sprays don't help.
- 4:54The best solution is prevention. Cover the bed with row cover
- 4:59right after planting. If you do get minors, remove and
- 5:05destroy affected leaves before the larvae mature.
- 5:11Another common issue is poor root development.
- 5:15You'll know what's happening when you get beautiful greens
- 5:18with sad, skinny little roots. This usually comes from too much
- 5:24nitrogen in the soil or heavy compacted dirt that restricts
- 5:28root expansion. Fix it with compost, sand, and
- 5:33balanced fertilizer. Then there's the fun surprise
- 5:39called fangy, where roots fork or twist.
- 5:45This happens when the soil has rocks or clumps or when you
- 5:49damage the taproot while thinning.
- 5:52The cure is simple. Loosen the soil before planting
- 5:56and thin carefully. Finally, watch out for drought
- 6:02stress. Beets that grow during
- 6:05inconsistent watering can turn woody or develop concentric
- 6:09rings inside. Keeping moisture even is the
- 6:13secret here. Beets make great neighbors in
- 6:17the garden. They grow well with lettuce,
- 6:21onions, garlic, cabbage, and Bush beans.
- 6:27They don't mind sharing space with most crops, but they do get
- 6:31a little grumpy near pole beans and field mustard.
- 6:36One fun trick is pairing beets with herbs like mint or dill,
- 6:41though keep mint contained unless you want to start your
- 6:44own mint plantation. These companion pairings help
- 6:49reduce beet pests and improve the overall soil environment.
- 6:56If you want to save beet seeds, you'll need to let the plant go
- 7:00through its second year cycle. Because beets are biennial, that
- 7:06means in colder climates you either mulch them heavily
- 7:09through winter or dig and store the roots before replanting them
- 7:13in spring. Once they flower, the seed
- 7:18stalks get tall and a little wild looking.
- 7:22Allow the seed clusters to dry on the plant, then collect and
- 7:26crumble them. Remember, beet seeds are
- 7:30actually clusters, so you'll get multiple seedlings per seed
- 7:33unless you seek out mono germ varieties.
- 7:38When it comes to pros and cons, beets bring some strong
- 7:42advantages. Cold tolerance, quick maturity,
- 7:48edible greens and roots, and vibrant color varieties.
- 7:53They're nutrient rich, they store well, and they can be
- 7:57grown almost every season except the dead heat of summer.
- 8:03On the downside, they require thinning, can be picky about
- 8:07soil texture, and leaf miners can drive you absolutely insane
- 8:12if you don't stay ahead of them. Their flavor is also polarizing.
- 8:19You either love that earthy sweetness or you think it tastes
- 8:23like someone juiced some garden soil.
- 8:27Alas, let's shift from the garden to the kitchen for a
- 8:31minute and talk about cooking up something delicious.
- 8:34One of my favorite ways to enjoy beets is a simple roasted beet
- 8:38and orange salad that tastes like sunshine on a plate.
- 8:44Start by taking about four medium beets, trimming the tops
- 8:48and wrapping them individually in foil.
- 8:52Roast them at 400°F for about an hour until they're fork tender.
- 8:59Once cooled, slip off the skins. It's weirdly satisfying.
- 9:06Slice them into half moons and set them aside.
- 9:09In a bowl, whisk together 2 tablespoons of olive oil, one
- 9:15tablespoon of balsamic vinegar, a teaspoon of honey, and a pinch
- 9:20of salt and pepper. Peel and segment two oranges.
- 9:25Toss them with the sliced beets and drizzle the dressing over
- 9:29the top. Finish with a sprinkle of goat
- 9:32cheese or toasted walnuts if you're feeling fancy.
- 9:36It's bright, sweet, tangy, and incredibly refreshing.
- 9:42Now let's roll into some fun facts.
- 9:47First, did you know that beet juice was once used as a natural
- 9:50hair dye? People used it because the
- 9:54pigment is so powerful it can stain almost anything, including
- 9:59countertops, hands, and occasionally your soul.
- 10:04Another neat fact is that the ancient Romans believed beets
- 10:08were an aphrodisiac, which might explain their enthusiasm for
- 10:12growing them. Third, the sugar beet.
- 10:16Yes, a relative of the garden beet is responsible for about
- 10:2020% of the world's sugar supply. So technically, beets help make
- 10:26your candy possible. 4th, Beet greens were eaten long before
- 10:33the roots became popular. The roots only got trendy once
- 10:38people figured out how sweet they were. 5th, some people
- 10:44experience beturia where the urine turns pink or red after
- 10:49eating beets. Totally harmless, but hilarious
- 10:53if you forget you ate them. And lastly, golden beets were
- 10:59once considered the fancy beet because they didn't stain
- 11:03everything red. Clearly a selling point for
- 11:06anyone doing laundry by hand. Welcome to the Gardenerd Corner
- 11:16beets contain a fascinating pigment called Betalayan, which
- 11:20is responsible for their intense red and yellow colors.
- 11:25What's cool is that betalayan is water soluble but heat stable,
- 11:29which is rare for our plant pigments.
- 11:34Most vegetables lose color when cooked.
- 11:37Beets just flex harder. Beets also have an interesting
- 11:42evolutionary quirk. Their seeds are actually dried
- 11:47fruit clusters that evolve to help them survive unpredictable
- 11:51weather patterns. Each seed is like a tiny
- 11:56community of potential plants. And if you're into soil
- 11:59chemistry, beets are excellent bio indicators.
- 12:04They can show signs of pH imbalance or micronutrient
- 12:07deficiencies faster than many other crops, making them handy
- 12:13little garden alarms. They're also one of the few
- 12:17crops that can tolerate slightly salty soil, which is why they're
- 12:21sometimes grown in coastal regions.
- 12:25Next time on the Beanstalk, we're taking a detour from the
- 12:29vegetable patch into the coop, because what's a garden without
- 12:34a few chickens judging you from the sidelines?
- 12:37We'll talk breeds, eggs, compost perks, predator problems, and
- 12:44exactly how many chickens you think you need versus how many
- 12:47you will eventually want. Spoiler, the numbers are rarely
- 12:53the same. That's next time here on the
- 12:56Beanstalk. Thanks again for hanging out
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