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OUTRO: The Bet · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get
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  Speaker 1: up even closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for targets for to sit and
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  Speaker 2: every weekday on radio. Now we're fucking talking. It was great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great and postdn't even tell us it.
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  Speaker 2: Change is as good as a holiday. That's all I needed.
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  Speaker 2: Good work mates, that's great. That's why you do it, Pugs.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: You fuck her.
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  Speaker 1: Great day out there, fellas in there, that.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't it a beautiful day? And I've got a bit
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  Speaker 2: of washing out on the line there in.
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  Speaker 1: A day, a day like this, on a day like this,
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  Speaker 1: concentrate magie for God's sake.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry what um?
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  Speaker 1: And you're driving into work there and had machades on
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  Speaker 1: and there was a beautiful day and your spring about it?
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  Speaker 1: You get the urge. You just keep driving, fellows, Just keep.
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  Speaker 2: On your routing days, doesn't it Jason, Just keep more
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  Speaker 2: respective pro prostrate there and a little bit more gez
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  Speaker 2: and your bullets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's more. It would be more just going
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  Speaker 1: out to somewhere nice and getting purssed off your head
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  Speaker 1: and having daries, doing a bit of fishing. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: bit of camp and bit of wandering around a fellas.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get that, not really, but not doing that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: not fishing. What I want is to do some hobbies
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  Speaker 2: and some friends. So if you know anyone, would you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you try video games and hanging out with pugs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I like, I like, I like the idea of it.
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  Speaker 2: It just feels like like such a waste of time.
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  Speaker 3: Why you get a real old motorbike and then we'll go.
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  Speaker 2: Feels like I've got yeah. Yeah, so you can't have
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  Speaker 2: a motorbike if you've got kids, Well you can, You've
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  Speaker 2: just got it. You know, it's just a bit risky. Men,
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  Speaker 2: Like I would hate myself so much if I died
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  Speaker 2: because I was riding a fucking idiot motorbike. I would
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  Speaker 2: be a second way to go about that. Yeah, across
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  Speaker 2: the underneath the road?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, what bring me with my bike?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's so rocket But it would be good.
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  Speaker 2: It would be good. I would like to do that.
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  Speaker 2: That would be a good thing to do. But also
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  Speaker 2: then just something like if I was living Beck and Leven,
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  Speaker 2: that would be a great thing to do because it's
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  Speaker 2: just open roads, no idiots. You don't have to worry
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  Speaker 2: about city traffic and motorways and all that sort of
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  Speaker 2: ship you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, But also I'm not like because when I don't
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  Speaker 3: get my vintage bike, I'm not riding it in rush
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  Speaker 3: our traffic or anything like that. It's going to be
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  Speaker 3: a weekend cruiser.
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  Speaker 2: Which is also Russia.
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  Speaker 3: True, but I also write it to work quite often
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  Speaker 3: if it's a nice time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, coming into this weather, right, I am going to
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  Speaker 1: play golf again. Well, I I'm going to say it
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  Speaker 1: right here on this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: You've been saying it for years.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say on this here podcast right.
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  Speaker 2: If he pegs put a ring around this, mate, would
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  Speaker 2: you okay, because we're going to need to come back.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't have golf clubs. In one month's time,
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  Speaker 1: I will give you, guys, one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, September twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Look, having golf clubs is one thing, actually getting out
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  Speaker 2: onto a course. I'm playing golf for something entirely different.
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  Speaker 1: That's now, that's not the issue. It's a stupid thing
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  Speaker 1: like not having clubs. A's stopping me. If I had clubs,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be out there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm going to ask you to say a
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  Speaker 2: thousand bucks for the playing golf as well, not just
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  Speaker 2: the owning clubs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well I may not. I may not play
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  Speaker 1: in the next month.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but how long do you think you need no
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  Speaker 2: notice before you can play?
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I get clubs, here's my promise to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get in touch. I'll speak to Keysy and I'll say, Kezy,
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  Speaker 1: get the boys together. We're playing around the golf and.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say, oh, there's not really any boys. It's just me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well you and I Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And pigs because someone's got a video and we're going
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  Speaker 2: to need JD out there as well. Leads to a
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  Speaker 2: picture TV and now I think we can get six
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  Speaker 2: hours out of it.
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  Speaker 3: The whole archy b Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: I have no no doubt it's going to be an
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  Speaker 1: absolute abomination.
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  Speaker 2: It will be fucking ap palling.
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  Speaker 3: The first thing we need to do is get into
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  Speaker 3: like a one of those golf driving range simulators and
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  Speaker 3: actually wax.
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  Speaker 1: And board when my wife and I are going to
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  Speaker 1: do that either this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Or next, right, but we're going to do that as
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  Speaker 3: a group.
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  Speaker 2: Put a circle around that PEG's man. Either this weekend
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  Speaker 2: or next She's.
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  Speaker 1: Going out to the golfriend getting something on camera. Speaking
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  Speaker 1: of getting something on camera, I was I was doing
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  Speaker 1: my yoga session today and I thought.
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  Speaker 3: This would yoga.
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  Speaker 1: This would be has app, my app that you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I was sitting there in my trackies on a
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  Speaker 1: straight backed chair or the grody old shirt on my hair,
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  Speaker 1: just everywhere, and I went, this would be fucking gold
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  Speaker 1: on video me doing because because I'm so bad at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so bad at it, but I do it, you
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  Speaker 1: know I should. We've got lots of in since my
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  Speaker 1: daughter is obsessed with incense. He likes it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Because of why do you think that is?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon light incense? Put some music on, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and you do some yoga with some yoga pants, ont
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  Speaker 3: juke yourself off and then yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Check myself off. That be that'd be massive on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: That would be beating his meat.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it would.
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  Speaker 3: It don't look like that, but anyway, it was the
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  Speaker 3: phrase beating his meat.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the record now, and this is the sort
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  Speaker 1: of stuff I have to do to force my hand. Yeah, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't afford even with dog squad money.
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to spend yours on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I'm looking at them. That's for sure
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  Speaker 2: to me. This is guaranteed income.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna use.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a bit. Jason has just told me he's
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  Speaker 2: given me one thousand dollars a time.
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  Speaker 3: I'll use mine to buy you clubs. If you don't
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  Speaker 3: have them by then, I.
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  Speaker 1: Have no no idea of the cost.
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  Speaker 3: So we'll figure out how much are you willing to
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  Speaker 3: spend on clubs?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty bucks?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the thing, man, Just get some fucking
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  Speaker 2: old dingers.
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  Speaker 1: I used to use my father in laws. But actually,
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  Speaker 1: in hindsight looking.
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  Speaker 2: Back, but you went to use them and the other people
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  Speaker 2: well use Well the problem.
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  Speaker 1: With yes, he is actually about six foot two and so,
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  Speaker 1: but I never I was so gifted that even the
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  Speaker 1: massively outsized golf clubs didn't matter. I still play beautifully.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure you know there might even be someone listening.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a place we could figure out a
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  Speaker 3: situation where you can go somewhere and they will tailor
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  Speaker 3: you some clubs to your size.
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  Speaker 2: At a waste of money for them to do that,
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  Speaker 2: But it's good because I just put a search on
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  Speaker 2: the old trade me there. I felt, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: keep an eye at a watch list on Jesus clubs
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  Speaker 2: for his new clubs.
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  Speaker 1: I should just do that. Actually, I'll get my wife on.
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  Speaker 2: All these things you should do. I just go out
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  Speaker 2: and just rent some clubs and have a crack and
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  Speaker 2: see how it goes. And if you hate it, then
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  Speaker 2: you don't. You haven't spend a thousand backs on clubs,
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  Speaker 2: although you are angling for three clubs.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know that I won't hate it. I
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  Speaker 1: know that I'll be shit, but I know that I
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  Speaker 1: used to. I was obsessed with golf. I played it
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: And the other thing, too, is if you do hate it,
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  Speaker 3: it'll only be for one or two or three games
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  Speaker 3: and then you'll be hurted.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny when you say that. I just don't
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  Speaker 2: believe you. I know, I know, but it is probably true.
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  Speaker 2: It is probably true. But I just have this thing
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  Speaker 2: on my hair where I'm just like a bit. He
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  Speaker 2: went out five times in about two weeks or something.
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  Speaker 1: I would say over a two year period, I probably played, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: over a hundred times.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you're on the doll. No, no doing how old
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  Speaker 2: were you. You probably just had a few kids and
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to get to the house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an element of that. Good mate Yossi,
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  Speaker 1: who was also obsessed with it, and we lived quite
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  Speaker 1: close and we'd just go golf. Yeah, let's do it right,
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  Speaker 1: And we just played at Chamberlain, which was just down
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  Speaker 1: the road from where I lived, so it was no biggie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so biggie.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I hate playing there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a great course.
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  Speaker 3: Now there's a few round that we can go to, yes,
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  Speaker 3: that are not. The issue with Auckland is during winter
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  Speaker 3: all the ones that you can just jump on that
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  Speaker 3: and not be a member and pay thousands are all
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  Speaker 3: muddy pieces of shit right, which is a shame. But
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  Speaker 3: it's coming into spring now.
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  Speaker 1: Should join the club.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be happy to join a club. I've been
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  Speaker 3: wanting to join a club.
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  Speaker 1: Actually just on this too. I'll need to get some
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  Speaker 1: sort of outfit going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Payne Stewart for you all the way I.
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  Speaker 1: Was thinking the great Tartan Shark.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah Stewart. The plus four is the the loafers cheese.
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  Speaker 3: And then you shut up there with your new tailor
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  Speaker 3: made clubs and you decide you hate it straight away
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  Speaker 3: and you never play for again. That's how it's going
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  Speaker 3: to go.
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  Speaker 2: That's my vibe. But now looking forward to it though,
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  Speaker 2: you want to come no, oh yeah, oh come you
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  Speaker 2: need hobbies? I do, mates, mates, we could try that,
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  Speaker 2: so it goes. I will come to that actually first game.
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  Speaker 3: Because the first time we go out, yeah yeah, And
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  Speaker 3: because you can probably just hire some clubs or do
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  Speaker 3: you have.
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  Speaker 2: Some no, oh absolutely, just hire some No I can't.
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  Speaker 2: But but the other thing that I'll be doing, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not telling you. It's filming, Jays. I'll be filming Jason.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, there is going to be wildly entertaining
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  Speaker 2: after all of the ship you've talked.
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  Speaker 1: And I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Because we have all these things where it's like everything
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  Speaker 2: cuts table tennis and it's Paul as well, everything like that,
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  Speaker 2: and every time you're you're there's not a thing that's
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  Speaker 2: come up that you're not a gun, and yet we
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  Speaker 2: don't know that. We don't go out and do any
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, I'm not I was never a gun
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  Speaker 1: at basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's yeah the case.
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  Speaker 1: And I've never been a great driver.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow at Beervana, there are table tennis tables right next
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  Speaker 3: to us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exciting. So we're going to play Jason's again
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  Speaker 2: at that Yeah, well there'll also being one hundred kilometer
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  Speaker 2: hour southerly blasting and through the doors, so yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Actually that should help matters.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. Run It's been really great.
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  Speaker 2: It's been really has been one of the best. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, what a great intro A Should
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  Speaker 1: I play it again?
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  Speaker 2: Shall we save it? Wait till tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to Duck you Ford or seven every weekday. Man,
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  Speaker 3: it's a big show. You love it recordor dog It
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  Speaker 3: so good.