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What Happens When You Stitch 2,000 Cursed VHS Tapes Together? · Under the Docs

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  Speaker 1: You're gonna see staton exploding from some old horror movie
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  Speaker 1: then you're gonna see like some soft core cinemax porn
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  Speaker 1: and then like an evangelical duck all within the same
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  Speaker 1: 10 seconds so.
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  Speaker 2: Under the docks. Yeah, under the docks. Buried deep and
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  Speaker 2: we're breaking the locks. Furniture got clipped, they erased all
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  Speaker 2: the shots. They collected dots. Under the docks. Under the docks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: under the docks. Under the Docks.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is terrible is the group that came together to
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  Speaker 1: put together a documentary called the great Satan.
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  Speaker 3: If you're not familiar with everything is terrible. Apparently it
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  Speaker 3: was a.
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  Speaker 1: Group of college kids at like Ohio state that collected
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  Speaker 1: these weird, obscure VHS tapes. They'd go to like, garage
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  Speaker 1: sales and estate sales and pawn shops and ebay and
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  Speaker 1: have amassed just the most random abstract things that you've
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  Speaker 1: never seen before that haven't made their way online like
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  Speaker 1: lost media i think is what the kids call it
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  Speaker 1: so this is one specific documentary documentaries may be a
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  Speaker 1: loose word uh it's a video that was assembled by
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  Speaker 1: them so the whole title is everything is terrible presents
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  Speaker 1: The Great Satan. We found this one through a previous
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  Speaker 1: documentary that we did called An American Satan. And there
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  Speaker 1: was a certain clips like towards the very end of
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  Speaker 1: that documentary that were showing the way it almost looked
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  Speaker 1: like Tim and Eric. Awesome show or whatever. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of had like this weird adult swim vibe to it.
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  Speaker 1: But it was legit. It was like actual 1980s commercials
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  Speaker 1: and clips and TV programs. So that's what I hunted
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  Speaker 1: it down. That's what this documentary was showing inside their documentary.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, I don't know if I would
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  Speaker 1: call it a documentary. This is probably the most abstract
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  Speaker 1: of the ones that we've done so far. It's really
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  Speaker 1: just a whole bunch of clips edited together. What did
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  Speaker 1: you think of it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, what I thought of it, it was like I
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  Speaker 4: was trapped in a MAGA evangelist boomers TikTok algorithm.
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  Speaker 5: Like, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: I just imagine like I was in an algorithm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: next one. Oh, I'm just swiping up. So it was interesting.
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  Speaker 4: It was something I was out of the ordinary for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Something I was not expecting. I was waiting at first.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting like, OK, where's the guy talking? And
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  Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh, I see what this is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Plotting the course. And for this one, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: call this, what the hell are we watching right now?
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  Speaker 1: So what the hell we're watching? Everything is Terrible presents
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  Speaker 1: The Great Satan. It came out in 2018, although it
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  Speaker 1: had some private screenings, like American Satan was one of
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  Speaker 1: those screenings in 2017, I guess. It was created by
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  Speaker 1: Laird Bikescheles, Dimitri Samakis, and Nick Meyer. I think that
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  Speaker 1: those three collectively is this Everything is Terrible group.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell this is?
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  Speaker 1: Roughly 72 minutes of just a whole bunch of random
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  Speaker 1: clips from VHS cassette tapes and TV recordings and just
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  Speaker 1: the most obscure things you can imagine. Old movies, old
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  Speaker 1: TV shows, public service announcements. Uh, VHS tapes that maybe
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  Speaker 1: like a church will send home with the parents to
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  Speaker 1: teach them about how to fight the.
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  Speaker 3: Dangers of Satan.
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  Speaker 1: Just anything you can imagine that is tangentially related to
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  Speaker 1: Satan or demons. They went out and just got the
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  Speaker 1: most extreme out of contest clips and just stitch them
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  Speaker 1: all together into one long, you know, hour and a half, uh,
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  Speaker 1: sort of presentation. So that's what we got into. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that going into this. And just like you,
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting like, OK, here's a whole bunch of clips.
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  Speaker 1: When is the guy going to come on the screen
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  Speaker 1: and be like, and here's why this is a problem
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  Speaker 1: or here's why this is so great.
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  Speaker 3: And that never happens. It is just scrolling through TikTok clips.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect way to say it for, you know, an hour
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  Speaker 1: and a half and then be like, OK, that's enough
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  Speaker 1: for now.
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  Speaker 3: That's sort of the experience of this movie.
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  Speaker 4: Even a lot of the people on IMDB that were
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  Speaker 4: leaving comments were like, what did I just watch? They're like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to have, they're like two hours later, still
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  Speaker 4: trying to figure it out. And like, hey, I had
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  Speaker 4: to cut it off 20 minutes into it. But watching it,
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  Speaker 4: I will say the thing that made me appreciate it,
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  Speaker 4: because you've said this like off air, maybe even on air,
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  Speaker 4: but you're like, this show makes you watch stuff.
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  Speaker 5: That you wouldn't normally watch.
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  Speaker 4: Like I would probably not go out of my way
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  Speaker 4: to find this, but I'm like, I have to continue
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  Speaker 4: watching it. Or I might go, I'm shutting this off,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm like, I got to continue this. And watching
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  Speaker 4: at first, I'm like, seeing myself turn it off 15,
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  Speaker 4: 20 minutes in, right? But then you're going through it
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, it's kind of interesting how they did
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  Speaker 4: put a message in there. Like those clips are methodically
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  Speaker 4: put into place to tell a story, or at least
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  Speaker 4: it seemed that way to me.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be the worst analogy, but I
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  Speaker 1: think you might get this one more so than other people.
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  Speaker 1: But this video reminds me in the we're going to
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  Speaker 1: date both of ourselves in the late night, maybe in
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  Speaker 1: the year 2000. But there was this hip hop song
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  Speaker 1: slash video called the Anthem that had like Karis one
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  Speaker 1: and Chino XL and Eminem and it was and Theromont
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  Speaker 1: was in it. It was like, well, Karis one. There
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  Speaker 1: was like 12 people in this video.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not like if you don't like Chino XL,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you don't like that 30 second clip that he's
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  Speaker 1: in it. But it's just one song with all these
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  Speaker 1: people rapping. And granted, that one is more cohesive than this.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is terrible thing. But the premise is that, OK,
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  Speaker 1: I like Stretch and Bobbito or this.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was a wake up show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I like Pharaoh Manch. Let me put this track on.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, I never heard this other rapper.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard a Coogee rap. Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: you're an idiot and you should go back to the
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  Speaker 1: ground one. But that might be the first time you
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  Speaker 1: were introduced to another person that's also, it's not a mixtape.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a medley, right? Like a song that's got
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  Speaker 1: 12 other songs in it. So that's kind of how
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  Speaker 1: I saw this video. I'm going to say documentary. This
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  Speaker 1: video is that As we're watching this, I recognize like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, that was the one that we just
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  Speaker 1: watched on Halloween, like this Christian VHS clip. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I recognize that clip from that show. And now there's
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  Speaker 1: even weirder things in here that I want to hunt
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  Speaker 1: down and see where those came from. The same way
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  Speaker 1: that you get an album and you're like, man, whoever
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  Speaker 1: played the drums on this album was killing it. And
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  Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, I wonder what else Idris Muhammad album,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's been on. And then you find other artists.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I saw this as.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great analogy to me because also in that video,
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  Speaker 4: remember they're like an all different, like it's filmed completely separate.
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  Speaker 5: It's totally different scenes. It doesn't go together.
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  Speaker 4: Like you said, it's not like it all meshes well,
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  Speaker 4: like maybe it's more cohesive than this, but that's a
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  Speaker 4: pretty good analogy for me. And I'll say that, You're
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  Speaker 4: looking at this and I saw some of the stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So when I started looking it up, I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: where are they getting this footage? Right. Like and then
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  Speaker 4: you start to see like a lot of this footage
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  Speaker 4: is from X to televangelists and Christian programming and some
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  Speaker 4: horror movies and some low. But because some of it
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  Speaker 4: I'm like low budget B films, new stuff like all clips.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, dang, man, this is heavy, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Like and then seeing some of the evangelists. In Christian material,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's pretty good quality, bro. Like some of
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  Speaker 4: it was decent quality, but I'm like, but you have
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  Speaker 4: a horrible storyline, right?
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  Speaker 5: Like it's like, I'm Satan.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's some that were just funny. Like the
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  Speaker 4: guy that's just dressed up like in the Satan costume.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, ah, sex, ah, like, and then they're
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  Speaker 4: showing all this graphic scenes of like nudity and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, are they showing this at the church
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  Speaker 4: to the kids? And some kids like, ha ha. I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to, I'm more into the Anton Levine stuff now.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Like after he sees the girl's titties, like, well, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to be in this thing where you're like,
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  Speaker 4: I can't look at it. Levine over here is telling
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  Speaker 4: me I can do whatever I want. Do as thou will.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: This also part of this is the most graphic versions
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  Speaker 1: of so many B-horror movies that maybe a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of this you might have seen.
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  Speaker 1: Like I noticed a scene from Society right away where
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  Speaker 1: the guy's head.
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  Speaker 3: Is coming out of a butthole and he's like, join us,
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  Speaker 3: you know, Billy or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But there were so many other clips and it's weird
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  Speaker 1: to see the most graphic three seconds of like a
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  Speaker 1: hundred different horror movies, just all stitched together.
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  Speaker 3: Just like graphic, graphic, graphic, graphic, graphic.
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  Speaker 1: Someone spent a lot of time watching all these old
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  Speaker 1: schlock and it's entertaining, but it's also so disjointed and
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  Speaker 1: so random that you can only pay so much attention.
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  Speaker 1: It is such an ADHD friendly, uh, sort of video.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, With that being said, you might almost imagine like, well,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell? Is there even like a story or
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  Speaker 1: a plot line?
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  Speaker 3: And kind of.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got my own where every time they changed topics,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of just made like a new bullet point.
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  Speaker 1: So let me just, I'm going to do a quick
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  Speaker 1: list of all the different topics. So this was the plot,
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  Speaker 1: so to speak, that I picked up on it. It
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  Speaker 1: starts out talking about angels and it talks that Satan
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  Speaker 1: is a fallen angel. So technically Satan's an angel. Then
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  Speaker 1: they talk about the Garden of Eden and then the
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  Speaker 1: Garden of Eden has the snake. So then it goes
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  Speaker 1: off into a whole bunch of Snake and Cobra and
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  Speaker 1: Kundalini yoga stuff. And then it's got a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: people drinking their own pee and then drinking cow pee
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  Speaker 1: because of like the Kundalini connection. And then it gets into.
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  Speaker 1: Satan talking through dogs and talking through other animals and
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  Speaker 1: Son of Sam and cartoon clips. Then it gets into sex.
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  Speaker 1: Then it gets into a very long specific scene of
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  Speaker 1: weird tongue scenes in movies. Tongues rubbing against each other,
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  Speaker 1: getting ripped out, just like weird tongue stuff. Then it
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  Speaker 1: goes into a whole section of conceiving the Antichrist, which
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  Speaker 1: is a lot of 1990s Skinamax horror movies like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: this like made for Cinemax, soft core evil stuff. Then
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  Speaker 1: it goes into breastfeeding and all of the outrage against
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  Speaker 1: breastfeeding for and against and like these Christian videos.
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  Speaker 3: Then the birth of the Antichrist.
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  Speaker 1: So you can kind of see right goes from angels
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  Speaker 1: to sex to conceiving to breastfeeding. So there's like a
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  Speaker 1: very loose theme. And then it gets into Christian rap.
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  Speaker 1: And then it gets into this premise that Satanism is like,
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  Speaker 1: it's all white kids. Like, yeah, maybe there's like a
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  Speaker 1: black guy here and there, but this is mostly a
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  Speaker 1: white people thing. Just like here's a bunch of white
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  Speaker 1: people kissing the dogs on the mouths. Like it kind
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  Speaker 1: of gets into that. And then it talks about drugs.
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  Speaker 1: It talks about being gay, government, cops, politics, war, end
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  Speaker 1: of times, Y2K, battle of good and evil, dying and death,
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  Speaker 1: fighting and bones breaking scenes and just like crazy visceral
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  Speaker 1: sort of like action flick stuff. Then a whole bunch
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  Speaker 1: of clips of Satan exploding from a bunch of different
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  Speaker 1: movies and TV shows. Then the concept of returning to life,
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  Speaker 1: which transitions in the zombies and then finally being in hell.
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  Speaker 1: So like there is some sort of a thread, but
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  Speaker 1: it's really just here's three to five minutes of a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of micro clips on this topic.
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  Speaker 3: And then it slowly segues into the next.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is more an artsy film, right?
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  Speaker 4: It's more like true cinematography where you're probably in college
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  Speaker 4: course or you're putting something together. Because I've done weird
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  Speaker 4: stuff like putting things together and make a message.
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  Speaker 5: You can't put it better than you said it, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think many people will watch. If they watch
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  Speaker 4: this first, they'll know. But if you watch that straight up,
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  Speaker 4: not everybody's going to get that plot how you put
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  Speaker 4: it together. That is what they're talking about and trying to.
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  Speaker 5: Get people to see. But I think a lot of
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  Speaker 5: people would just watch it and.
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  Speaker 3: Go, what?
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  Speaker 4: People will be tuned off because it's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: graphic stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And it's so quick.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I don't think people really realize how these are
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  Speaker 4: all two, three, maybe five second clip. Like they're quick, man.
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  Speaker 4: It's like going through, man. It's, it's literally like a
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  Speaker 4: Tik TOK feed. There's a couple of little longer ones,
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  Speaker 4: but it is interesting that somebody was like, Hey, I
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  Speaker 4: got all these VHS tapes. I got all this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And then, Let's throw it all together, right? I think
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  Speaker 4: it goes better because if you just sat there and
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  Speaker 4: were like, hey, let's talk about this clip, right?
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  Speaker 5: You're talking about what? Five, six, seven hour documentary.
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  Speaker 4: Now it has to become a series where you could
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  Speaker 4: just show the clips and tell the story in a
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  Speaker 4: different way.
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  Speaker 1: Hidden treasures overboard moments really this is just going to
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  Speaker 1: be like which clips were your favorite right it's not
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  Speaker 1: like there was a statement that they made that you
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  Speaker 1: had to like wow what a profound concept so i
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  Speaker 1: guess yeah like what what were the clips that stood
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  Speaker 1: out the most to you all.
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  Speaker 4: The like sex ones were like the one like i
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  Speaker 4: told you with the one that stood out me the
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  Speaker 4: most is the guy like look like a saturday and
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  Speaker 4: live sketch almost like with the guy in a little
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  Speaker 4: uh devil outfit and he's like go have sex with
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  Speaker 4: him and like he's just like they're just like preaching
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  Speaker 4: like all this like obscure stuff and i couldn't tell
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  Speaker 4: what that was from i'm like is this a tv
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  Speaker 4: show is this a a christian video and then i'm
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  Speaker 4: like that's what was getting me interested a lot of
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  Speaker 4: these is where i'm like i couldn't tell which ones
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  Speaker 4: were like from some i could some i couldn't but
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  Speaker 4: i was like are these from like and then i'm
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  Speaker 4: imagining like this is a christian show and it's telling
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  Speaker 4: you like hey i was because a couple of them
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  Speaker 4: too like the the the one with the Satan where
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  Speaker 4: it's like full figured, like costume, like, uh, uh, makeup
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  Speaker 4: like from not star wars as good as that but
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  Speaker 4: pretty close they had some good prosthetics and the satan
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  Speaker 4: guy and he had the horns and everything and he's
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  Speaker 4: just like going around and like talking about sex and
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  Speaker 4: it's like so important about i'm like what the hell
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  Speaker 4: like who made i couldn't tell if that was a
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  Speaker 4: horror film because at first i thought it was and
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  Speaker 4: they show a couple different clips from that scene or
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  Speaker 4: that movie or whatever it is and then i started
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  Speaker 4: to think i think this is a christian movie and
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  Speaker 4: then i'm like they put a lot of detail in
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  Speaker 4: this for some Christian movie that they're playing for all
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  Speaker 4: the kids.
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  Speaker 5: And I was just flabbergasted at that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The, the overboard on this one, it's, it's not like
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  Speaker 1: there's anything overboard about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the.
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  Speaker 1: There might be a little two second clip. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell was that? I want to know more
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  Speaker 1: about what that was. As far as I can tell,
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  Speaker 1: there's no easy way to know exactly where that came from.
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  Speaker 1: There are just so many clips. So, so for example,
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  Speaker 1: this was over 2000 different VHS tapes that they had
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  Speaker 1: to like digitize and watch and catalog. And then, edit
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  Speaker 1: together and then someone found the recurring themes and phrases
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  Speaker 1: and images and all of that stuff but like me
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  Speaker 1: as a watcher if i'm like i want to know
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  Speaker 1: exactly where that thing came from you're probably gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to find some forum where someone's done all that work
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  Speaker 1: if anyone's even done all that work so like they
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  Speaker 1: don't when they show that scene from society it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say on the bottom corner you know society doesn't give
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  Speaker 1: like the accreditation to it So that part, it makes
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  Speaker 1: it a way harder that even if you see something
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  Speaker 1: in these random clips that you like, good luck figuring
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  Speaker 1: out where the hell that thing came from. So you
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  Speaker 1: sort of have to embrace the chaos as you watch
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  Speaker 1: it a little bit. And again, I'm finding my own
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  Speaker 1: bias is like so prevalent here, but. The things that
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  Speaker 1: stood out the most to me that I thought were
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  Speaker 1: the most interesting were the Dungeons and Dragons satanic panic
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  Speaker 1: clips to just show you how very, very serious in
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  Speaker 1: the 1970s and 80s that parents and teachers and police were.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually giving to this. Although, to be fair, one
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  Speaker 1: of the videos we watched recently, I'm blanking on the
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  Speaker 1: name because we do so many. But the one that
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  Speaker 1: it was like basically teaching you that Halloween is evil
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  Speaker 1: and that, you know, like it's all Sam, Sam, Iane
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  Speaker 1: and that they're like these ancient pagan practices that are
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  Speaker 1: masking like all that's legitimate.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: We saw like an hour and a half long video
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: That video in context has way more crazy claims where
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: they're like, you know, so like by the time I
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: finished the sentence, 30 billion children have just been sacrificed
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to Satan. You're like, none of that makes sense, right?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: So sometimes seeing these little clips in their full context
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: is way more jarring and interesting than this is able
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: to do with these tiny little clips. And then there's just,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give one example. There's a hundred of these.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: but just things that don't seem like it's real. It
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: feels like an SNL sketch. For example, there was something
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: called evangelical ducks, which are like little rubber ducks that have,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I guess, like a proverb or something like some kind
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: of scripture written on them. And those kind of make
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: this recurring appearance, almost like commercials. And again, this isn't
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: even like the weirdest thing out of this whole video,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: but just the fact that First, you're going to see
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Staten exploding from some old horror movie. Then you're going
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to see like some soft core Cinemax porn and then
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: like an evangelical duck all within the same 10 seconds.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And just imagine that for about 74 minutes straight. So
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: if you can roll with that, uh, this, this has
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: got something for you. Although, uh, I don't know if,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: if you can actually maintain your attention and pay attention
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: to the entire thing. Like I'm afraid of you and
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want you in my house. Everything is terrible.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: The Great Satan. Stinker Swim.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: This was one of the most interesting documentaries we have.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Like you said, loosely documentary. Something I was not expecting.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I was like thrown for like a loop for a while.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Like I'm like, dang, this is a long intro, right?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Like we're a long time. Like this intro is pretty crazy, man.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: They really, you know, I felt like it was that
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Hebrew Negroes.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Intro where I'm like, dang, we got a 20 minute intro.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Someone's getting crazy with it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give it a float because I think
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: it's something that people should try to check out.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I don't think you can make it through the whole thing.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I think I'm giving it like borderline to that like
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: float area because it's something different and something I haven't seen.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And it's like the A for effort type of deal.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: It's something very difficult probably to get through. It took
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: me three like sections. Like I had to pause it,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: go away for a little bit, unpause it. You know
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: what I mean? I had to take breathers, but I
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: think it is something that's interesting to watch because you
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: get a lot of this satanic panic stuff and what
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: the churches are pushing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: On and how like it goes both ways, but I'll
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: give it a float.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to give this one a sink. This
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: one is so hard to talk about. Like imagine like
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: outside of not even doing a show or a podcast
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: or anything. If I was just like, Hey bro, check this,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you know, check this flick out and you watched it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: And then the next time we see each other, like, yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: remember that part where, but there's just so many of
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: them and they're so out of context that it's almost
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: impossible to to even be able to have a discussion
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: about the freaking movie it's more of like an experience
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: than anything else like i'm like one of my notes
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: is just clip clip clip clip scream jesus demon duck
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: explosion like bro. Remember that part where the guy screamed
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: and then there was a two second clip of Jesus.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And then there was a demon and then there was
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: a duck and then Satan exploded. Like you sound like
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: a kid that just had way too much sugar trying
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to explain, you know, uh, like paw patrol to your
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: parents and your parents are like.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, isn't that nice, honey?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, that, what a great part that was. So I
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: think that that's one of the hardest ones.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: And then the other one is that, Again, like even
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: if you see something really interesting, good luck finding out
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: where the heck that thing was from. So it's kind
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of take it or leave it. I couldn't imagine me
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: going back and watching this again or recommending somebody watch it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Although if there was someone like, Hey man, I'm going
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to have a bunch of people over and I kind
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: of want to have like some visuals just on in
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: the background. And you know, the, like the old sixties
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: hippies dancing with the psychedelic, that's kind of lame.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Like I want something a little bit more interesting, but, uh.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I'd be like yo but like here's one to just
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: kind of add to the playlist maybe this one comes
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: on around the witching hour at like 2 a.m.
• 21:02
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• 21:04
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• 21:08
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• 21:11
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• 21:15
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• 21:22
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• 21:32
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• 21:36
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• 21:38
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• 21:47
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• 21:48
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• 22:17
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• 22:20
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• 22:26
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• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I scribble my life away, driven to write the page.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Will it enlighten your brain?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Give you the flight, my plane.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Paper the highs ablaze.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Somewhat of an amazing feel. When it's real to real,
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: you will engage it. Your favorite, of course, the lord
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: of an arrangement. I gave you the proper results to
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: hit the pavement.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: If they get emotional, hey.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Maybe your language a game. How they playing it well
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: without lay. Cause evade them, whatever the cost, they are
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: the shapeship. Snakes get decapitated, met is the apex.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: Execution of flame you out nuclear bomb distributed at war
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: rather gruesome for eyes to see max amount that i
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: light my trees blow it off in the face you're
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: despising me for what though calculated and rather cutthroat paranoid
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: american must be all the blood smoke for real lord
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: give me a day away vacate they wait around to
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: hate whatever they say matters not.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: In the least bit we get.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: Heavy rotate when the beat hits so thank us you're
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: welcome niggas for real you're welcome They ain't never had
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: a deal. You're welcome.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Man, they lacking a pill.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Yet they doing it still.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: You're welcome.