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GARDINI - Son of a Boy Dad #139 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: All right, ready, what is up everybody? Welcome back to
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  Speaker 5: Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is Monday,
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  Speaker 5: October ninth. We're joined by Sean gardenI hello, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: For having me, Thank you for being here, my brother,
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  Speaker 3: how are you?
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  Speaker 6: Gentlemen?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely fantastic hood and absolute nets fun of you to
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  Speaker 5: come in early on a fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Monday like this, bright and early. We were spied to
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  Speaker 3: have We're supposed to have Lamaron here too.
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  Speaker 5: He shaved his face and I was afraid you're on camera.
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  Speaker 5: He's too ugly for a podcast, too ugly for an
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  Speaker 5: audio form.
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  Speaker 6: That's reason no.
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  Speaker 3: We love Lamaire, but he lied to us well. The
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  Speaker 3: mayor also asked to do the show. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think he's lying, but he could have definitely
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  Speaker 6: taken a train instead of driving.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did ask I said.
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  Speaker 5: He came up to me at Skangfast and said, can
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  Speaker 5: I just Son of a Boy Dad again? I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: why don't we have you and Guardinia on together?
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, doors always open and.
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  Speaker 5: We moved, bro, we moved fucking yeah, that's said here.
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  Speaker 3: He said.
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  Speaker 5: He said, I had a bunch of people come out
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  Speaker 5: to shows, said that they found him on sign of
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  Speaker 5: a boy dad.
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  Speaker 6: He does do his own shows. I still don't do that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm supporting acts still.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice though, you could kind of capture people being
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  Speaker 1: a supporting act.
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  Speaker 6: It's the best thing in the world.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, Chris, Yeah, just do twenty minutes to do.
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  Speaker 6: All of my material.
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  Speaker 1: Empty the clip every time, not a bullet left in
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  Speaker 1: the chamber every single time.
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  Speaker 3: It's sick though. People are catching onto my tricks. They
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  Speaker 3: yell at me after shows.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I saw you say that. Maybe in probably only
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  Speaker 5: in Philly though, right, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean, what the fuck do they expect
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  Speaker 1: if they're coming to multiple of your shows that they're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna get that foot up there?
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  Speaker 3: Brother?
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  Speaker 5: There you go on stiff ass legs. Drop my god,
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  Speaker 5: I get a lot of movement, bro. To hear those
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  Speaker 5: things crashing when you were moving.
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  Speaker 3: Them, God, like a puppet.
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  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, it was Gabbo dude, just sitting on a
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  Speaker 5: fucking ventriloquist lap.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good look though. What's good bro? Where where'd
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  Speaker 1: you get that coffee from? That looks like the Brew
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  Speaker 1: Shadow Bagels and brew Astoria.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Nice, that's the family over there. Yeah, little local shop,
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  Speaker 6: local chep actually got a bigger too now, a little
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  Speaker 6: mum and pop action, little mom and Puffy.
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  Speaker 1: That is the quintessential coffee cup from like a shitty
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  Speaker 1: like Greek place or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: Just camouflage for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Case needs to crawl through the bush. The Case
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  Speaker 1: needs to fight humas.
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  Speaker 6: I came on this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you wanted to speak your mind?
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  Speaker 6: Is just a free Palestine in a public form? Oh no,
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  Speaker 6: you're freeing Palestine U F design is Yeah to hell,
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  Speaker 6: I have no I don't know anything about it, dude.
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to figure it out last night.
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  Speaker 3: I was nobody.
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  Speaker 5: I was texting my parents asking what side I should
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  Speaker 5: be on. That's how the New Jersey Devils are supporting
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  Speaker 5: Israel now, and I was like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Saw jewelr ed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all of the sports teams are tweeting out that
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  Speaker 5: they support Israel. But it sounded like what the people
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  Speaker 5: from Palestine just want their fricking land back.
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  Speaker 1: I guess there's nothing that I'm gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: say about a two thousand year old conflict that's going
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  Speaker 1: to like illuminate it.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, people are probably.
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  Speaker 5: Already mad at what I just said, but they don't
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  Speaker 5: know that you that you're that I'm a Jew, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: ethnically a Jew.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't really know much about it. I
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  Speaker 3: mean I I.
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  Speaker 5: Will say I appreciate how how how how fired up
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  Speaker 5: Palestine is about it about their land. Like I feel
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  Speaker 5: like if like I feel like, if someone stole my land,
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  Speaker 5: even like ten years ago, I would be like, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Like the Native Americans aren't putting up a fight anymore.
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  Speaker 3: He gave up through the Native Americans.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine if they were still fighting, dude, imagine if they
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  Speaker 5: were fucking still.
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  Speaker 3: Could Yeah. True, I took care of those boys light work.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when I first found out that we did
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  Speaker 5: that to them.
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  Speaker 3: I was shocked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, there was like a graphic in
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  Speaker 5: a book that I had of Christopher Columbus like chopping
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  Speaker 5: off their arms.
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of that it is, yeah, yeah, it used to
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  Speaker 6: be called Columbus Day. Now it's called indigen Heritage Day
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  Speaker 6: and slash Indigenous peoples.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I don't know, I've never heard
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  Speaker 5: Italian Heritage Day.
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  Speaker 3: It was my calendar. It had Italian Heritage Day slash
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  Speaker 3: Indigenous People's Day.
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  Speaker 1: My dad, my dad visited this weekend and he was
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  Speaker 1: like he was like banging the drum for Columbus.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, it's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What it's wrong what they did to Columbus, that they're
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  Speaker 1: taking their name. Because his argument was like it was
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  Speaker 1: like normal at the time, like that's what everybody thought
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  Speaker 1: at the time, but these people were savages.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, like, what's your argument about slavery?
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  Speaker 3: That was pretty fucking normal at the time too for
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  Speaker 3: those folk.
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  Speaker 5: I also didn't know that Israel had such a powerful military.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, got us, dude, because there's a we support Israel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because we're also like sending over like a
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  Speaker 1: not every nineteen year old to go over there like that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody has to do a year conscription. So there's probably
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  Speaker 1: like eighteen year old Jewish folks from America who thought
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  Speaker 1: they were on like rum Springer to have like a
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  Speaker 1: fuckfest and get bottle service or something. You now have
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  Speaker 1: like ak thrust into their hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they gotta find out.
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  Speaker 5: The videos were crazy Saturday morning, all those videos, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of them, Like Twitter is just like the most misinformation.
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  Speaker 3: Ever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, someone posted a video of like the people they
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  Speaker 5: were like hamas parachuting into Israel and then everyone was like,
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  Speaker 5: this is not even from that, it's just from like
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  Speaker 5: ten years ago.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a screen grab of duty. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: was Red Dawn.
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  Speaker 5: This is from a Red Dawn movie when North Korea
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  Speaker 5: landed in the US, just like pictulated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even real human beings in it. Ukraine's
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  Speaker 3: got to be pretty pissed. Yeah, they're getting he's understolen
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  Speaker 3: right now. Yeah, it's about to dry up real fucking fast.
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  Speaker 5: I went to a restaurant and they had a Ukraine
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  Speaker 5: flag and they said this should be an Israel flag.
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  Speaker 5: They straight up said that, really yeah, And I was like,
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  Speaker 5: or it could just be nothing, right. I feel like,
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  Speaker 5: you don't really need to support which side of the
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  Speaker 5: war that is not in the United States that you're on.
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  Speaker 5: You don't really need to be vocal about it. I know.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder what it is about people that want that
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  Speaker 5: that that's got to be.
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  Speaker 3: That next level of white gilt or some shit has to.
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  Speaker 5: Be because posting an Instagram story being like what's happening
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  Speaker 5: in Israel is bad is not doing anything for anybody, right, Like,
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  Speaker 5: no one's like seeing that being like, oh shit, we
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  Speaker 5: got to stop them.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's not like Joe.
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  Speaker 5: Biden saw some fucking Instagram story of supporting Israel being
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  Speaker 5: like okay, now I get it. Yeah, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: It is very shocking that they're doing this all as
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  Speaker 1: the Michelle Obama's a man stuffs coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, one hand is fucking over here.
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  Speaker 6: It really is.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, that's been going on for a while though the
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  Speaker 5: U not real, you know, that's been going on for
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  Speaker 5: a while. But the Michelle Obama being a man thing.
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  Speaker 5: I remember my friends showing me pictures of her penis
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  Speaker 5: when I was like in like ninth grade, Like it
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  Speaker 5: was like that there was a meme and it was
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  Speaker 5: like wearing a dress with a bolt yeah, and everyone
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  Speaker 5: was like, this is her dick?
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  Speaker 3: Really because even trans folks who have h.
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  Speaker 1: You know that situation, they kind of make the penis
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  Speaker 1: disappear like they could slip.
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  Speaker 3: Into a bikinia and the penis isn't even there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they tuck it and probably probably tape it to the gooch.
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  Speaker 3: Cloud of dust. You think it, Yeah, you think that.
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  Speaker 1: If this is slippery, But do you think that if
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  Speaker 1: you have a small penis, it's easier to go trans
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  Speaker 1: like if you have like an a business small penis,
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  Speaker 1: you're just like it was barely there anyway.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure they just duck taped the hell out of it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm serious, I'm serious. I'm not trying to be like
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  Speaker 6: a jerk or nothing. Really just duct tape.
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  Speaker 3: The hell out of it. What do you mean, like
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  Speaker 3: they trans people.
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  Speaker 6: Into like their grum Now they probably wear like spandex, no,
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  Speaker 6: because they're they were bikinis.
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  Speaker 5: I knew someone, all right. I talked to someone this
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  Speaker 5: weekend that like talked to.
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  Speaker 1: Like a trans like I don't know why I air
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  Speaker 1: quoted a trans like model or something like that, and
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  Speaker 1: they were showing bikini pics and like it was flat
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  Speaker 1: as a fucking runway. Dude, it was like fucking but yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's still there. Who the person who was.
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  Speaker 5: With them, the person who made love for them. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it was like so it was just like completely.
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  Speaker 7: You could plug it into your own ass.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I I was thinking.
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  Speaker 5: I assume it's a tuck down yeah, and the in
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  Speaker 5: like you, I assume you probably just get the tip
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  Speaker 5: and tape it to the gooch.
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  Speaker 1: I figure you just like push it, like like the
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  Speaker 1: pump up sneakers or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you let the air out, it shrivels back in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sure, this is what people wanted to hear.
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  Speaker 5: It probably it probably is what they wanted to hear.
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  Speaker 5: They're probably pumped right now. Dude, finally they're off of
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  Speaker 5: Israel and Palestine. Let's get down to the real stuff.
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  Speaker 5: What trans people do with their dicks while wearing bikinis?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, were you at uh? Were you at Skangfest? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It was, of course he was. He he was the
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  Speaker 5: fucking main act. You should have seen this guy, Dude.
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  Speaker 5: They walked around together. We went, we went and got
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  Speaker 5: breakfast on Friday, and then we walked around and it's
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  Speaker 5: just everysky guard dog guarditie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, fuck, how was it? It was fun? You had
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  Speaker 3: a good time.
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  Speaker 6: It was fun.
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  Speaker 3: And he uh, you got a little sick. You got
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  Speaker 3: a little sick. Yeah, sent me with a oh he
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  Speaker 3: blessed you.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Happened to go disperse to the people your own smallpox blanket.
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  Speaker 3: To give to the gangs.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone got sick. I didn't get sick because I'm a
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  Speaker 5: fucking road warrior. But they all got sick because they
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  Speaker 5: don't are not used to the road life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're unkillable. Yeah, they all got everyone. Everyone.
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  Speaker 5: People were losing their voice after the first night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's just like all we did last night was just
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  Speaker 5: like hang out for like two hours.
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  Speaker 3: Like what happened?
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  Speaker 5: How hard were you partying? Were you getting aster like harding?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, me partying shots?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a little bit of weik ski shots.
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  Speaker 5: Just a concoction of psychedelics.
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  Speaker 6: I was on a concoction, concoction of psychedelics. At one point,
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  Speaker 6: he was your penis was exposed.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, dude, someone actually made me stickers. And one
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  Speaker 5: of them says, my my, I got pants at Skankfest.
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  Speaker 3: What he made you stickers?
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  Speaker 5: Some guy at the he brought him to the Portland shows.
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  Speaker 5: You had like a ship ton of stickers. Oh really
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  Speaker 5: yeah he made the fresh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to make it into like tattoos, jackets, merch.
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  Speaker 5: I know we got we got the capitalized to have
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  Speaker 5: them with me right now.
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  Speaker 3: Were you at the show? Yeah, you saw his penis?
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  Speaker 3: I saw I think he was in the green room.
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  Speaker 6: I was in the green room. But uh, I would
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  Speaker 6: have loved to see it the news about chance He's
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  Speaker 6: going to do a whole cockouts.
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  Speaker 3: Skankfist and all I got was molested. I called him Terrell.
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  Speaker 3: I was exposed back. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 6: They ambushed me and made me go on stage on
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  Speaker 6: like a concoction of psychedelics. And I was so ashamed
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  Speaker 6: of what I did up there because I was it
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  Speaker 6: was pretty bad.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't sound like I didn't really listen. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: All I know is I was sitting behind the stage
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  Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, Columns just like, let's get
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  Speaker 5: Sean up here, and no One's like, Sean's not even
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  Speaker 5: like there.
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  Speaker 3: I was like what. I was like, what is Colum's
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  Speaker 3: plan with this?
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  Speaker 5: I think he was just hoping that someone would hear him,
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: which I did, and I was like yeah. I was like, Guardini,
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  Speaker 5: they're asking for you on stage and I was.
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  Speaker 6: Like, no, do I have to go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? The producer was like yeah, and I was like, let's.
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  Speaker 5: Get Sean Gardiny up here, a slow talking mick dude.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. He just kept saying it over and I went
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  Speaker 6: out there and I didn't know what to say. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't know. I didn't want to do jokes. I was
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  Speaker 6: just looking at everybody sort of nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, even being a little high off weed. I don't
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: get high on weed and do stand up really.
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  Speaker 1: Right, That's what I mean. Like that's enough to be
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  Speaker 1: inside your own head. Even a single psychedelic would be bad,
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  Speaker 1: a concoction of psychedelics.
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  Speaker 6: I was on psilocybin and LSD.
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  Speaker 3: Good God.
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  Speaker 6: And I opened by saying that I was on psilocybin
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  Speaker 6: and LSD and that all I could think about was
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: how I wanted to kill the president. That worked and
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  Speaker 6: that after that, I was just trying to talk to
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  Speaker 6: the audience members and they weren't listening. So then Sam
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  Speaker 6: Talent went on the god mic. Oh yeah, to be conscious.
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  Speaker 6: It was like they're laughing at you, Sean, They're not
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  Speaker 6: laughing hilarious. Yeah, but the people liked it. I was
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  Speaker 6: a little spun out, but now it's it's fine. Damn.
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  Speaker 3: What about that?
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  Speaker 5: Which or which one did you do first or was
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: it simultaneous or lushies were first and it wasn't enough.
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  Speaker 6: LSD afterwards, not the mushies weren't enough because I did
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  Speaker 6: the mushies the day before. Uh, you had a little
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  Speaker 6: bit of a tolerance yeah, so I was embarrassed about that.
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  Speaker 6: But then when Saska, I'm molested in front of all
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  Speaker 6: those people, I really.
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  Speaker 3: Took it makes it all go away.
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  Speaker 6: They'll take it away. Sadness go away.
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  Speaker 3: You stood in front of him with that, You took,
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  Speaker 3: you took, you took U the bullets.
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  Speaker 5: For me, Yeah, I did. It was crazy. That was
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  Speaker 5: a wild, wild moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, people are still talking about it. Well, he's
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  Speaker 3: talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I was hearing about it this weekend really
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  Speaker 1: from who everybody who, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: And the mama talking Wait wait, I even talking about
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  Speaker 5: it there on their podcast also that I was listening
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: to you guys had Norman and uh Arion.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they talked about your druggies something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so dude, you didn't you didn't want to share
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  Speaker 1: that story with us, how, dude, I didn't do drugs.
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  Speaker 3: I had a cold, snack, I had a cold.
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  Speaker 5: I had one cold, fatty. Yeah that doesn't even count, dude.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: That's like fucking the worst drug for you.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: I literally did one.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: It's and now all these people are like tweeting at
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: me being like I'm like, anyone know any good fishing
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: spots in Portland and like, have you tried whippets before?
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: And it's like, dude, I'm not, like it's not this
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: is something that I'm like embarrassed by.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Cause they're like legal.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was at the Eagles game and people
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: were doing them last weekend and dudes turn into for
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds the Heroin zombies that you see on fuck,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: like you're seeing dudes like really, yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Completely standing up. I just do fun and I just started.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: I just laughed really hard, and I freaked out at
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: first because I was doing it. I did it with
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Ari and I said, uh, I was like, how long
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: does this last? And he said thirty seconds? And then
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: I just started laughing and then it weared off and
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: then I went.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Back to way fun.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the best part. It was fun. It was
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: a good time. Damn. How did they convince you to
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: do it?
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: They did it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I saw them doing it and I said, can I do one? Please?
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: And I said can I do one?
• 16:10
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• 16:12
  Speaker 8: college to be your friend. I'm going so I can
• 16:14
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• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we got to go somewhere private and they
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: like they like brought me up to this like dungeon
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: above the festival. Literally it was like it was like
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: it was like this like cold concrete room above the
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: venue and it was just every and they were like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: sit down before you do this, And I was like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: this seals a little extreme.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: It sounds like an opium.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: What were you unconscious at all? No?
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I was completely It was literally it was thirty seconds
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: and I was like, all right, I'll see you guys.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: That was That was the extent of the entire thing.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Said to friends. Just they just go like you can
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: pull for like ten seconds and they're like.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Whoa, that was all that's crazy. Yeah, their brain shuts down.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: What even is it?
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: It's nitrous?
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Nitrous yeah, what is nitrous used for airsoft guns?
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I think, like I believes nitrous, right, Yeah, it is
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: nitrous like whipped cream. So that's you used to do
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: when you were a kid. You just you know, like
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: you shoot the whip cream. Yeah, but the air comes out,
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: not the crim Yeah, you just take the air.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: So I used to do it as a youth.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: It's fun there. I never did that as a youth.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: It's got a health class.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: They told us that you would die instantly if you
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: did it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: They told yeah, they said that. It was like, yeah, yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: that's what they said. It's like cutting a massive fucking
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: chunk out of your brain.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it makes sense.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, like you're on like seventh
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: that outside of Madison Square Garden after like any concert,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and there's people with fucking seven foot tall canisters that
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: are just blasting everywhere. Cops do not give a fuck.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So like, it can't be that much of a drug,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I definitely is.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But then they also have like the personal have you
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: ever seen like the personal canisters with like we're doing.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those videos?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: You remember when they were posted on Instagram and they
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: were just fucking yeah. They just had them in their mouths. Yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: just riding in the car. They were just getting super
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: into whipe's and then they started like selling whip it merch.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, that's good. They can make anything cool.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like that was they were selling canisters.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Like we went over to my boy Mike, his cousin's house,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and like, uh, he was just like sitting in bed,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: just like ripping them.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: He had to get out of bed and like so bad.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: But a ton of them just like sprinkling on the
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: ground like.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Shellcasing. Really not good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just having a blast. That was pre Heroin,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: but now he's post Heroin and he's good.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Now, Oh he did Heroin.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a good way to kind of get
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you in that direction. It gets you fucking cooking that way.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Paulin made so.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Many jokes about doing Heroin to the point that I
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: thought he was actually on Heroin.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: At one point he was on Heroin.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Now I don't think he was, but he kept on
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: saying that he was. These people love to do it
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: hero I fucking love his speaking cadence stand up.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: It's a complete different from his like regular speaking cadence.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: But he talks so very slowly.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, he's getting.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: He's getting dragged because he's losing his he's losing his
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Irish accent.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. People are not happy about it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: We're colonizing his a yeah yeah, colonizing the boys out west.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: He needs to get his ship together, because that's all
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: we fucking like about him.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Is that he's got that goofy accent. I want two
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars, so he's doing, says in him. One game,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: he's like screaming and should have put a thousand on this.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I should put a thousand on it because we put
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: a big bubbach. I might have to wait for a
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: while I get the Irish exent.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: He was like, and before sitting there for a while,
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: they're gonna have to give me a lot of money.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Shut up, there gonna rob you. Someone's just waiting to
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: rob you. He was just sitting there waiting out. He
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: was going.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Before he won, he was freaking out, and he just
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: kept on being like, baby, the kids don't really need braces.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: They're gonna be fine without him.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: He said he was gonna walk home from from Vegas.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a fucking bastard.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: And then he left and then he texted me and said,
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: should have put a tousand on that. He spelled it
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: like that, he said it, but that's how he does say.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Its tree Turty returning love that motherfucker.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a brother.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: That guy's my fucking brother till I fucking died, dude.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Which is Here's here?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I know? Yeah, where the hell is Big Chrissy should
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: hit people? People subscribe to Suave?
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the super boltimate audio visual experience with me
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: and my best friend in the world, Big Chrissy, Big Chrissy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Great fucking Uh we had your had your your roommate's
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: uh sister stayed over my apartments very recently.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Shane O'Connor.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've talked about Chanel connor. Every episode.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Was stoked that you guys brought him up on the
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: cast least.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Really because he keeps on bringing up Shane o' connor,
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: And like, how do you know, Shane O'Connor.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: It's it's family business.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, Philly, Yeah, stay tight well, Austin, Yeah, I'm
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: not really a Philly guy anymore.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: That sucks so much you tell me that sucks. I'm
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: genuinely pissed. About it. Furious you are?
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Why are you pissed? Detail why you're angry that HEAs?
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Because all my friends are gone. Everyone's leaving. I know,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: the office went to Chicago. It's just gonna be us now,
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: it really, Yeah, everyone's gone.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Now you'll have a bunch of other cool comedians here.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me and call him, call them. Probably go back
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: to fucking move.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: To l A or some ship you get deported.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably they're gonna find out that nasty things. Ireland
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: is probably going to go to war with Israel and
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: he's gonna have to fly back.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It is similar, dude, The Irish hate the Catholic Yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and Hamas hates the Jews.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It's fucking a very nice, very nice even balance. What
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you going to do down there? Where
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: are you living when you get guns? I'm living in
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: South Austin.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: He's going to go to the Mothership with weapons?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't say that in a public forum. My
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: plans immediately. I mean, he has said it many times.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: He's going to get two revolvers and wear them on
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: stage at the mother Show, not just everywhere. Yeah, you
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: think you need to, you just case one jam you
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: don't want to get You don't want to come across
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: the situation where you're in a jam.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: It's not even about a jamming. It's like you empty
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the fucking six and then you empty your other six.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Then you those revolvers, they have those easy they have
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: those quick loaders. True, you know what I'm talking about.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about. It Like
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: you know how a revolver it has? How many bullets
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: is having at six six?
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: And there's like a there's like a there's a thing
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: that you'll never make it in Texas if you're never
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: getting invited.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Bro, you didn't even know about the quick the quick reload?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Did you know that from? Yeah? I think that's how
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I know it too.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: But it's a real thing. I've seen videos of course.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: It's just like a little thing and you just you.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Just stuff the bullets and it is a cool probably
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: easier to reload that than it is to reload a
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: fucking glock.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Could be last thing. He is a nine millimeter.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It's cool when you have when you have two belts simultaneously,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: like one going this way and one going this way
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: with the revolver on each one.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Of them going to do that's a sheriff situation where
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: they're like on my chest, you know, and they hang
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: down here. Yeah, dude, I bowsy into every comedy club
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: down there, just to let him know whose boss. I'm
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: not going to use him.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to kick the door open.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: And if so, I have twelve ops are going to
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: bite the dust.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, I would honestly go. I would go leg
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Holster if I was you. So my dadd at least
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: born is he actually And my daddy has a gun.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: That seems to be a very reoccurring thing for everyone
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: in Philly.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Does your dad have a gun?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: No, but my your dad uses the power of science
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: to destroy the element.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a laser.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: But my my wife's mom's husband, so I guess her stepdad.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Well, hey, I'll have the same. He'll have gun on
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: leg type of vibe gone on legs. See. Whenever you
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: go to a major metropolitan.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: City, yeah, for no reason in particular, he takes it
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: to church.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: He went to church in Delaware.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the fucking Secret Service was at the church
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: because I guess the eagles there. Joe Biden was at
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the church in Delaware, and he just like walked up
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the steps, saw them searching, and then just like about
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: face back.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Then let's go back to the car. Carol, get in
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: the car. Why are we back in the car? Back? Yeah?
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: On the hip.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is like a Burretta like a girl gun.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: On BARRETTA is not a girl weapon. Brother, run the
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Barretta sweat to use. They used to use Brettas now
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: they use They still use burrettas. They might still use barrettas.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: They use glocks. I don't know if they use I
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: don't fucking know. Just talk out of my ass. So
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: what are you gonna do all day in Austin? I
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: guess the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Fishing my friends a line. I'll probably wed a line.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: But we'll see how that goes on.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Their little lake that they have there. What's it called
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Lake Travis.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: There's a Lake Travis. Yeah, and then there's the freaking
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: water and hole. What's that water in home called?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, but the water there
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: is like brown.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever noticed that? There's nothing wrong with brown?
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I've always seen you always.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I always see the people in the the water there,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and that'll be fun.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I went fishing this weekend. I caught five fish. You did. Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I'm happy you finally got to experience just like to
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: catch one. It was awesome. It was great.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, day one skunked. Nothing else.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: You only post your losses. Honestly, I didn't see you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: posting any winds. No.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I did post my wins, just didn't get any action.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no one gave them because people just want
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: to see They want me as like a failed fisherman.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I caught five fish in like an hour keeper,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: crazy dude, smallest fish on earth, like minnows, trats, yeah,
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: little tiny trouts.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: What about the mook man nothing, not really much of
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: an outdoorsman.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Struggles outside ruggles.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I saw him in some like uh air Max seven.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Hokah's in the Hookahs walking through the mud,
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: the whitest shoes I've ever seen and just covered in mud,
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: just completely ruined to their core. His like he didn't
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: really complain, but his complaints were shocking. Like we're walking
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: on rocks and he's like, dude, this is He's like
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking gassed. He's like this is crazy, and I'm like, dude,
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: we're just walking on rocks, Like this isn't like that,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: like he.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Didn't know how to walk on rocks. He doesn't have
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: those stabilizer muscles in his hips.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: No, but he was like, I don't know what what was.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And then when we went to a different place and
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: there's like a little bit we had to walk down
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: a trail and he's like sliding down the trail and
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm like pretty much like holding his hand
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: as he walks down it, and I'm like, dude, this
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: is the level of steepness that like a staircase is.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, why, how are you
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: struggling this much?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: He's a city slickive.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah he is.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: He's a city boy like us now.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: But it's dope that he's just down to like go
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: on your adventures with you. Oh yeah, he's not like
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stay my hotel room. We're like, oh
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: see fucking to Covenant for the fourth time in theaters. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: he's going to go outside with you and try and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: being outdoors man.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: I felt bad that he didn't good he didn't go tight,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: but what can you do? And he didn't what that
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: he didn't go tight?
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: The fun?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Does that mean the tight lines?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Lines?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fisher I'm still trying.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: To go.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: That's fish on. I'm tighter fish. I'm tight me and
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: my friends are. Are you a fisherman? Cardini catches big
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: old bass. I didn't know.
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: You're acumen like Thatan he's a fisherman, but he's a
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: key fishes spin rods in.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: A pond, which is kind of cheating, like oil and
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: water stocked ponds. I'm the one. I gotta I really
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: gotta get my hands dirty. I gotta go in. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: gotta find the fish.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: You're a riverman, Yeah, I'm a river the river wild.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be nice if we like chartered a
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: boat and went deep sea, just get get everybody out
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: of their comfort zone.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Now that ship's not for me. Why I don't really
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: like doing the whole like live bait fishing. I feel
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: like it's a little too easy. It's it's not fish, no, dude.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: You literally just take a piece of fish and you
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: just howk it into the water. Then you just sit
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: there for an hour until something gets it. I'm more
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: of a I like to like, really, oh look at
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: that little look at that little little piece of shade
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: under a tree a little. There's no way that was
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: what your lived experience was, dude. I swear to God
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: and that's what it was like. No for like not
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: on the first day. What was it like the first though?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Day one was just staring into empty water because there's
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: not a single fish in this water. And then I
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: went to Orifis and they said, uh, they told me
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: where to go. I went to the Wilson picked up
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: some trout.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I was going salmon fishing at first, and then he
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: was like here, you are not going to catch any salmon.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: He's like it's too hard. Yeah, and then he was like, go,
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: I was like what about It was like what about trout?
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Where can I catch trout?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: It was really weird.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: The people at those places are really like, uh, stand
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: offish because they like they're kind of like gatekeepers.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, well, what about trout? Like
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: do they have trout here?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Because it isn't like a big thing having the secret
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: fishing spot yeah the honey, yeah yeah, something like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: They keep the hunt.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I found the secret spot, dude, did you?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, every time my fly, every time I
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: dropped my fly in the water, I was just dead.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Drifting too.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Every time I dropped it in fish jumping out.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Of water to get it. And the guy told you.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: He told me to go to the Wilson River. He
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: didn't tell me where to go. He just tried to
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: poke around for the secret spot.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: You're a fucking.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Bees Win twenty five knots north northwest.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: At one point I had I had an audience, a
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: group of kids behind me.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Nothing new to you, Yeah, you do some bits.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: I had a group of children like like like, there
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: was a group of talllers behind me, and they were like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: they were like, what are you catching? And I was like,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: just some little trouts and they were like, are you
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: releasing them? I was like, fuck no, And you're fucking
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: stomping these things out as soon as they got out
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: of the water. Like that kid, I'm spiking them like
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: World of t Shirts. What this this like? Autistic?
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: TikTok kid who like that yells yeah, he's posted a
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: video of him just like spiking a fish brutally. Yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: this was a while ago. Who's like the first time
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: he got canceled.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: But he's uncancelable, He's indelible.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: And then yeah, there was an apology video explaining he
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: didn't know that was wrong.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably didn't.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: To his credit, you kind of have to give him
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt where it's like, have you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: ever seen that video of the kid who's like, what
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: did that deer do to you?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: That's like what this was. They were like, how do
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: you get the hook out? And I was like, I
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: don't know, he's rip it out.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: You rip through their cheek and change their life.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: You pinch your barbs, now, I don't you know? I
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: don't pinch my bar neither do I fuck that ship.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: I used to pinch my barbs. I know you're and
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: then I really insulting me for it's a lot easier
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: to catch fish when you don't pinch your barb. Which
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: to do you mean to explain this to you?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: No, I can't pinching your bar How the hook has
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: the barb? Yeah, you're supposed to.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Pinch them because it hurts the it hurts the.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Fish, and you don't want to hurt the fish. Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Well, fly fisherman were typically catching release guys totally of course,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: not him.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: He's keeping every fish he catches a large amount that's
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: sport fish.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: We don't keep that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: That's why we got to go deep sea, all of us,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and we're on the back of the boat. The sun's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: beating down, we're hallucinating. A fucking big ass marlin pops
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: into our boat is doing whipp its the whole time. Yeah,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: we're fucking fishing out. We're that's how we roll the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: wh these guys. We catch a fish, we give it
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a whipp it and throw it back in the.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Easiest way to catch a fish. Those guys.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the videos where like swordfish will
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: like flop into the boat and everybody's like bailing because
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Sword fish will kill the funk out of you. Is
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: it swordfish or is it too or is it? Or
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: is it? Or is it marlin? It might be marlin. Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: this is marlin.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Those things swim like five hundred miles per hour.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: They're horrifying. It really is scary as fun. But those
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: are those big boys.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: I think when you got them on the when you
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: get them on the boat, you just got everyone's got
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: to start stomping them out right to use your.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Fish, Like when that guy ran on Dave Chappelle's stage. Yeah, exactly.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's just gotta just what John Stewart.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Did you remember when the guy ran on Chappelle's show
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: and like tried to tackle him or something.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: It was right after the Chris Rock thing.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: All the rappers and comedian and Jokating's were like punching
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: the ship out of it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Really, and they.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Beat the fuck out of him.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I guess that's what you have to do. That's what
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: you have to do if you're in a situation like that. Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you have to just defend your brothers. That happened in
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: a like wrestling one time, like like someone ran into
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the ring and started like hating, like or maybe it
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: was that like a wrestling like eightieth anniversary event, and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: someone got attacked, and then every wrestler was like, this
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: is our chance to actually beat the fuck out of
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: this Yeah, and they did.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Doe, they wreck this dude.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Scary.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy mentally ill guys.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bad CTE and like they hate their life. They've
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: just been fucking.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: What. They get banged up like that. I mean, Chris
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: bin Will like this whole family because of the CTE, damn.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And they're always just like getting cares to the head,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: like even as light as those chairs are and jumping
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: off of a fucking Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess they don't go
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: fully uninjured.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Even Logan Paul, dude like that guy's got to have
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit of CT for or Jake Paul rather,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: No Logan. Even McAfee might have a little bit Patty
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Max might have a little taste.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: What happened? H is is Dylan danis uh Logan Paul
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: this weekend? I have no idea.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: I thought that fight was like three months ago the
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: way they've been promoting it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: any day even better. And if you're looking to improve
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: your drive, Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you
• 34:41
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• 34:51
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• 34:53
  Speaker 10: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Well, there's rumors circling that Dylan Perry is going to
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: replace Dylan Dennis.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Really it was Mike Perry Platinum.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Mike Perry, the bare knuckle boxing champion, former UFC welterweight.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Damn, why would he replace him?
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Dennis. I don't think he's pushing out at their like
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: suing him. I think they just kind of want to
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: cut ties with him completely, which is really pussy who
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: wants to seems like he's backing out, which.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Everyone said he was going to do from the beginning, right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy that he just went and like destroyed
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: their relationship and it's just fading back into the shadows.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty awesome. I kind of like him.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That is a terrorist activity. Yeah, like that's worse than
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: what Amas is doing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Did that guy blows?
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's kind of a psycho, but I enjoy it. Yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: outside looking in.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: He probably made a lot of money from twitters.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Probably, he probably made like a bunch of ad deals. Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: but I think you get paid unless he fights, And
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: he doesn't have pay per viewpoints on the thing, so
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: don't know if it's making that much money.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: So he just did it for the love the love
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: of the game. So they're actually like logan, Paul's actually
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: suing him.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, like or his girl for his wife,
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: the woman, Yeah, agdall, she's suing him or something. I
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: don't know for sure.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, if.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: She's he's posting like deep fakes of her, like nudes
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: and ship Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Is that illegal? Is it? I don't know, it's a
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: deep fake.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Well, if they're suing her, he should counter sue. He
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: probably is probably just not gonna work out, though. It's
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: probably like harassment at a certain point, right, Yeah, I
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if like posting about somebody online is
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: harassment as a slippery slope.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Let's about them. Yeah, that cafe, that's the boss Man.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Boss Man's in this week.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Bro, I know you guys you want to go to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: get out of here, you want to get some fake
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: with him.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Not particularly you guys would hit it off, for sure.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: I don't think we would. You guys have like some
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: more hair height, Actually I would. I have some ideas
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: for him, Yeah, like what I think we should get
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: into gambling fucking holy fucking investing in property.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that's what I'll say, dude. I might
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: be the best gambler of all time. I just can't
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: stop winning.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Talk to me. Nice fucking paid for my flight home
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: last night? Did you gambling? Nice? Did you? Yeah?
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: You already had a bar Sunday games. Oh yeah, little parlay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: little parlay action. No Biggie gave Davis Tyreek Hill parlay
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: at any time.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they both hit basically of course, why don't
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you start blessing the internet with your picks?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: No, that's when it gets not fun. You lose and
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: people are like, dude, you're Donnie.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah you could be like seven and one. They're like,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: thanks for the pick. Fucking guitar, dude. They always hit
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I posted once last season and everyone was like, dude,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: I really needed that money, and I'm like, all right,
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: this is getting depressing now, Yeah, that's your fault.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Really that fun? It's like I bet like fifteen.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Dollars a child can't eat now. Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people will be like, dude, I just fucking got
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: bodied on this parlay.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Can you send me some money? Yeah?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten dms like that? People like, can
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you send me a little bit of cash? Absolutely not.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Don't put the parlay down, moron, that's straight. That's trade.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: You were just saying, what are you talking about? Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: because not all of us are a fucking betting genius?
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Can you know your spot and betting?
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Has this ever happened to you. Guys? Do you have
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: old scars that get like itchy?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: This is a spar from when I was in college,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Like I punched through glass and when I pulled back in,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I got this scar and it gets itchy, like fucking
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Harry Potter. And I always wonder if I do have.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: A little in me. You probably do. It's like a
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: little wizard. There's got to be evil. Close David, where's Dave?
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: My arms glow?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Why don't we get that bastard? You should let's go
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: chop it up everyone in here.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: I do look skank fist.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: We make jokes.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: About Dave and then we see him and I'm like, hey, Dave,
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: how's it going. So it'll just hit you with like
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: so nice to see you. The shortest like eighth notes.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: So he's not singing that thing out so fucking barely.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Any sound is coming out syllable, like the squeak of a.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Broken smoke detector. Okay, dude, I tried to go to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: a fucking uh oh.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to hear this is my ship. This
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: was hilarious. You gotta do it. This is so funny.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I tried to go to a concert this weekend. On
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Friday Night. Actually, I've been looking forward to this for months.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I've seen almost every musical act that I want to see, and.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: There's like, maybe there's barely any left that I haven't
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: seen that I would like to go to.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I can't even really think of that many.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Like I've seen classic acts, I've seen contemporary acts, and
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: the last one that I haven't seen is Paramour.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I would fucking dying to go see parents hearts on. Dude, bro,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: their ship is so fire.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: It's for the guys, it's for the girls, it's for
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: the whites, it's for the blacks. Steph Curry had his
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: thirtieth birthday, had like fucking Paramour like Kendrick Lamar there
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: or some shit like that. It's so well, there's so
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: well rounded, so liked.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Fucking Honestly, they could go to the Gaza Strip and
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: fucking have them uniting flags.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Well that's how it started, right, wasn't There was?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: There was a festival near the Gaza Strip, Bring Peace,
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Paramour plan just grabbing a bunch of those b.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Frank Ocean No showed that has lost their temper. They're like,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: fuck this ship, where's the bisexual black?
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Promising we don't want to seek. They said it was
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: going to be frank dude.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: So I fucking we bought tickets to this show and uh,
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I think it was the most expensive
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: concert ticket it was at, uh like Webster Hall.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: So we're like, oh, dope, intimate.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be in like a stadium, like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: because they fucking rock MSG or something like that.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: They fucking want to.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Rock out like anywhere, and so we're super excited. I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: literally planned my week like didn't didn't like, wasn't drinking.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, on Friday night, I'm unleashing on Paramore.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have the fucking time of my life at Paramore.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Just so locked in.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: On the night of UH, I was drinking those Peronis
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that remember the Peronis that when you came over to
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: watch football. I had that six down on the Peronis.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: We looked up there fucking u their schedule and we
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: figured out when their openers. We were like, perfect, we're
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: gonna skip the two openers.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: We're gonna get there right like probably about fifteen minutes
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: after they start playing. It's like skip the first like
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: forty five minutes of the show. On the way out,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: the door after three pironis.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I looked down at the peroni like I was trying
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: to bring one as a road soda. I noticed there's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: zero point zero outcohol. I thought I was smashing a buz.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Really it was, there was zero zero? What the fuck?
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: You had? The fuck? What's that called? When you take
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: something and you think it's working, but it's placebo? I was.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: I was placebo in myself, like I'm gonna have a
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: good ass fucking time freeze.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: It's kind of nice, I was. I was, And I
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: looked down. I was like, this is going on four
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: hundred calories nothing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Because I was loading, like burping for you for the
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: reason whatever, dude, I'm a fucking massive Paramore fan. There's
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: literally nothing that's going to kill my fucking vibe. We
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: get there to the show and like as we're rolling up,
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: my wife sees the tickets and she's like, this is
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: actually for like NYU or for the New Yorker Concert
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Week or some shit like this.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sure it's gonna be fine. She's like, no,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: it says that there's like a Q and A or
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: something like that. Well, I'm like, oh, they'll probably like
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: play songs or something, or they'll probably do the Q
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: and A and then fucking rock some songs.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: We showed up at this fucking concert forty five minutes
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: late and they're sitting on their stage with the fucking
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: legs crossed like this, having a fucking panel conversation.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Podcasting. It was.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: It was the most expensive concert tickets I've ever bought
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: in my life.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Do you do you mind divulging how many units you spent?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Nine It was nine hundred dollars for two tickets. Dude,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: it was nine hundred dollars. But where like we love Paramore,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: it's like it's more money that I spent on any event.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: It was more expensive than like going to the Eagles game.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Like it was more expensive than fucking Phillies playoff tickets,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: more expensive than fucking everything. Showed up and we're like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: at least they'll like probably play some songs at the end.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: They get to the end of this vapid ass conversation,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, good night and walked off stage.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: So since we went late to skip the openers that
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: we thought that we there that would be playing, we
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: just skipped them playing like the four songs that they
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: played at the beginning, so we missed the songs.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I was dead sober from the non alcohol appear.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It was four hundred and fifty dollars a ticket, nine
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars in total, as we just sat there in
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the fucking last row of the upper balcony of fucking
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Gramercy Hall or whatever and watch these die hard fans
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: like woo to every fucking answer they had. They're like, yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: we're probably gonna like write a book and they're like who.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: They're like, what's your songwriting process? Like where do you start?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: And we start with the rhythm.
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: Whoo.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: It was the fucking worst, dude.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: It was so frustrating that it was like, honestly pretty
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: funny in the moment, but I was infuriated, dude.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: That's what that sounds like? Hot time, dude.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: And then uh, I just I just have now gotten
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: a text from my wife and she's like, I like
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: hit up Ticketmaster because it was just listed as a
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: paramore concert. It wasn't listed as a Q and A
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: for the New Yorker Week, So I was like, can
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I get like some kind of refund? They're like, since
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you use the concert tickets, you cannot get a refund.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: So it was like, if we had just like not
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: gone or fucking not scanned the QRCO, he could have
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: smashed a fucking refund.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Was what did you guys do after that?
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: What did you just go home and go to bed? Yeah? Yeah,
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: that's pretty Like that's a pretty defeating way to end
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: the night.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: It was like I when I was there, I just
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: went and like smashed as many Miller lights as I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: could as I listened to them talk. And then we
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: just like went back to a neighborhood bar and fucking
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: drank pills nerves until and I tried to put on
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that movie Bottoms and I just fell asleep.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Sitting up pretty pretty bad Friday night. Maybe you pretty ship.
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• 46:28
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• 46:29
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• 46:36
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• 46:58
  Speaker 3: They're pressing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: That's I was waiting so long and so hard for you,
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: talking about it all last week.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I was a rose colored boy. Dude, I was so
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: fucking psyched to see it. Dude's crazy, and they ship
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: down my fucking throat. Maybe they'll hear this.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: They unscrewed my head, like, hey, come on the tour
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: with us.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I like them so much too that I don't even
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: want to put it online. Like complaining too much at
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the risk that Haley sees it and she's like, oh, no,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I've let down lost a fan. Yeah, because you didn't
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: lose me. But I'm still here. But I was like
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: pregaming all week listening to their songs, like, oh yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking hitting gym, like hold on to hope
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: if you got it, bro, twenty six is a fucking classic,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: all of.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: These fucking it was the It was the biggest blue
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: balls of fucking Paramour, And like now they're just gonna
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: be playing fucking theaters. Dude, I'm gonna have no chance
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: to get this. Do you think they're gonna do Access
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: again soon?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Probably? Never, Yeah, they'll probably never have it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'll never have the chance to fucking enjoy Paramour again.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: They're so good.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: I mean you had to have it, like like you
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: had to have had like a feeling when you were
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: pulling up, like why are we not hearing the music
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: from outside?
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: It was bad, But I was trying to be I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: was trying to be rose colored boy on the way over.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I was trying to be positive, like no, no, we'll
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: probably it'll be fun, Like they'll probably talk a little
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: bit then play the songs or whatever we got in
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: they're giving out tote bags at the door.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Dude, it was like that kind of vibe. People are
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: walking up like the only person drinking yes, and it's
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: like they're going it's like the editor of the New
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Yorker and they're like, yeah, we're here for the after party.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Like people were already going in for the after party.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: We didn't even have the right bracelets for the after party.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Didn't have the right bracelets to go upstairs. There's no
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: seats left to fucking listen to them, like talk about
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: like growing.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Up wherever the fuck they grow up. It was the
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: biggest kick in my fucking dick. Dude, they bad. Would
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: you have been satisfied if they did? Like four songs?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Four songs would have been fun.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I could have gotten one note of singing from her,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and I would have been like, that's all I needed.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: But that's really all that I needed.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Just a little taste, just the slightest taste. I fucking
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: love Paramore. You don't understand I fuck with them so hard.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Did anyone else seem to be have the same frustration?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: On the way out like that, I saw a guy
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: talking to it. That's how I knew they only did
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: four songs because a guy was going out and being like, well,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: four songs is better than none, like it seems even
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: like rationalizing it in his head, just having a four
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars to see a fucking conversation.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Ye, what the fuck is this the mean girl's podcast?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: The fuck are we talking about? Dude?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: A conversation I could not believe it. This like cocksucking
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: New Yorker reporter being like, your your some songs make
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: me dance with my upper half and this these make
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: me dance with my lower half? Was that your inten like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: get these fucking stupid ass questions out of here and
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: let me hear a one note of singing, dude, that blows.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: It broke my fucking heart to okay, good? It was
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: so it was Uh, it was so.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Disheartening, but I can uh, I guess I can handle
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: an hell yeah, but it did.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: That does suck. It is hilarious.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Though to a concert getting ready the alcoholic free might
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: have been a bad omen it was.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: It was a god being like, you don't need to
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: get sucked up for this, Yes, this is gonna be
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: worse if you're drunk.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe when I saw the fucking zero zero
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: it's on the back. I saw it like the fine print,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: and I was I just like glanced at the label
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and I spun it around and sure enough, like two
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: titties due to zero zero fucking right.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Made zero zero. They were delicious. Yeah, it tastes like
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: the real great tastes like the real deal. Damn good brew.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah you should.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: That should be your Monday night beer. Yeah, little zero
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: zero Peroni action.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't drink that much this weekend though, No,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I barely drink it all. I see it in your skin. Yeah, Clore, Honestly, people,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I only seen people hit me up more about this
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: past week that than condolence. Is about this paramore thing
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: with people being like, is sass okay? Screen grabbing you
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: from last week as you got back from skank Fest because.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You were just like bent over with two black holes
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the spacetime continue. Yeah, I mean I got in that night.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: That was.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: I came straight from the airport from JFK and recorded.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah you looked like hell brother, Yeah, I know, you
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: look like a piece of apps, got showered or anything.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you look stinky as hell feel.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Good now that I barely drank it all had like had.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Like one beer.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: You boys, bless yourself With Drake's album, No I heard
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: it was I heard it was bad though, who'd you
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: hear that from Joe? Butden's yeah and mooke mook said
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: it was mid people say that always. He said, this
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: ship's mid as hell, like angrily off is this No
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Brouke is happy. I listened to the first half of it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Said that J Cole song was good, but he said
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: J Cole even better. Drizzy, I mean J Cole was him?
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Is him?
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: You and everyone?
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: J Cole told Lil Pomp that he was like not
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: going to go anywhere, and everyone was like, dude, f
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: J Cole and like.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Down, really, it's speaking a mook.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: He just sent us a video. Did you like lose
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: a fish from your hands?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I got well, I got it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: I got it out of the hook and then it
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: and then it's and then it shriveled away from him.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: I posted this on Twitter.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't see that.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it sucking shoots.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: And then you waddle after it. Bro, You're it is.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Your fit is so awesome because I look so baggy
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: at that.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I look so bad at that angle.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: It looks like up and it looks completely normal, looks
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: it gets normal, But it looks like you're wearing a glad.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I know those pants soaking because I was in the water,
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: so then that sweat doesn't really fit too well.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Are those your fishing fishing pants?
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Those are my wet wading pants, and those are my
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: weighting boots. You could tell but that fish jumps onto
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: the rocks and then you knew how to get down
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: and knew its way out. Yeah, he's been this situation,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: he's escaped before.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was. That was probably the biggest one.
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: I called all day to fish the rail and used
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: this for caption contest.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was. That One's a good like
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: eight or nine inches. That's me fumbling. That's a sized bird.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Paramore tickets.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my fun ass Friday night plan slipping through
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: my hands.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: I would kill to be back out on this river
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: We need to.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I mean that's the benefit of doing boy dad, just
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: boy dad, No, yac dude.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: We should be on the river. We should be hitting
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: the river.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Except for anytime you look up like things to do
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: in New York and there's fall.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: It's like go to a brewer, go to Connecticut. Yeah, like, Bro,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: that's not New York.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: It's not dick. The only thing to do in New
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: York is just get drunk.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no fall even happening. Bro, it's fifty degrees today.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Love it No, that's why I love it out beautiful.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna start. This chill is gonna kill off
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: all the all the all the green. Though, hopefully it
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: kills off all the fucking rodents too.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Ship won't.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: We were cooling out on Saturday night and the fucking
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: rat just joined us at the table. The fucking fat
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: rats is fucking scary.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I saw the biggest one I've ever seen the other day.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they still scare me.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: They are scary, like when you go.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: But you're gonna you're gonna have armadillos, Yes, yeah, that's
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: their rat. Crocodile, Yeah, scorpions, crackodile.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Is there, crocodiles. You're gonna getting a lot of crocodiles
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: out there. They're gonna have big spiders.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I have my revolvers true to blast
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: of crocodiles straight in the fucking face seats are bad
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: for your bussy. Yeah, Bigas has been out this whole time.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it has it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll pixelate because those tight ass jeans.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Sorry I think they're like sorry, not sorry. I like
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: those Jane's this week that worn't for that reason.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: This week in Chicago, all the shows are sold out though,
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: so sorry miss your chance.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Aside for Rosemond, if anyone lives in Rosemond, Illinois, what
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: the fuck is that? Spile hair?
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: All right, and you have a show there as well. Yeah,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: you have shows all over to the Chicago land. That's
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Balso's Annie's. They have two locations, and you're bouncing back
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: and forth. Just one show there when you go to
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Chicago tomorrow tomorrow damn. Yeah no, it's pretty exhausting. And
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: then I go to a fucking and then I'm home
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: for like a couple of weeks, which I'm pretty freaking
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: pumped about.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Pump to pumped to hang out. Yeah, let's hang out.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're trying to hang Yeah, Big Guardini, fly back
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: up and hang out for a weekend.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: As soon as tonight.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah?
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: This is like when Jelly Roll put out his album
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: the same night as us. What Jelley Roll put out
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: his album the same that he did our podcast.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: Oh nice.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Did he promote it?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like his last act. He's like, yeah, I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: about to put it out in like ten hours.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: I wanted to end it with you boys. I'm doing
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Kimmel fun one. Matt, He's so kind. He's just such
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: a nice guy.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Just rap. Yeah, he had like act evil, but he
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: had a button. That was the biggest takeaway from.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: That trap door. She had a dog that or a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: button you could press to release the hounds. Fucking mister Burns.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Ass was on his desk. Just someone would come in
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and you just that is like a rapist of your
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: fantasy having the button.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: H h Holmes. Yeah, who's that from mad Men?
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Serial Killer beats me? Yeah, and Devil in the White City, Brother,
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: come on into that crip.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Put me in, dude, put me on. I don't know
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: about these serial killers.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: She was like the first serial killer. I think really
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: like Jack the Ripper.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: It's a female trait to know about this kind of stuff.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Fuck true crime. There's some conspiracies that he is that
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: he was Jack the Ripper. I see really true crime mess.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: He killed a bunch of people during the fair in Chicago.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: You want to get into the worldfare Jack the Ripper
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: is he ripping limbs and he.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Ripped fucking souls.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know why they called.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he did he killed. He must
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: have had like a fucking hook or some ship that
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: he like. I don't know. I don't know, right.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: There was also conspiracies that he was a ghost Jack
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: the Ripper. Some people think Jack the Ripper never even existed.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Whoa holy fuck dude, Yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: It could be true. Like like Lord Jesus Christ.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Jack the Ripper used to like scare the ship out
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: of me as a child. I don't know why. It
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: was like a legitimate fear of mine. The name, I mean,
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: the name itself is like a scar Jack the ripperlieve
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: it sounds like Jack the Ripper. Dude, they never caught him, right.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a dude that just poots. Sounds like a
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: guy that just fucking rips healthy ones. It sounds like
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: a beanie.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: My last Google search, Jack the Ripper brass search is
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: who is good and bad in Israel and Palaestine.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: That's the thing, brother, I.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Had to make my mind up before I went public.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: With my statement.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry for sake that got broadcast about.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: No you're good, No, No, Jack.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: The Ripper, Yeah, there's only fucking paintings of him, so okay, yeah,
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: this one and this one he's a ghost.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: What the fuck he had a long ass coat.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: You can watch the video of this girl talking about
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Jack the Ripper doing makeup for fifty one minutes.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of fake ghost videos online. I've seen enough
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: of them. Dude, show me, show me the genuine article.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I need to see an alien, and I need to
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: see a ghost before I see any more videos or
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: listen to any more shit about them. Yeah, catch it
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: on fucking tape, bro. The whole world is closed circuit
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: TV right now. There's not enough ring lights that we
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: can't fucking capture the real ring ring cameras or whatever.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: It almost scattered on that Las Vegas one with the family.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: I was with the chest cam the aliens h oh, yeah,
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: I really loves Vegas. Yeah. I was like, they're in
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: our backyard.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: But there's a guy that's nine feet tall standing out
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: in our backyard right now.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: You don't remember that? Those I remember that, But they
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: didn't get him.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: They never got cameras everywhere.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking nuts a bullpucky if you ask.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's bullpucky, dude, If I had to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: call it myself, I think that someone is fibbing.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: This is a handwritting analysis says that proves that Holmes
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: and Jack the Ripper were actually the same person you
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: killed in Chicago World's Fair.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever heard about those?
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: There's actually conspiracies revolving around the worlds the world fairs.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Now, really I.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Don't know too much about it, but it has to
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: do with like the Tartaria conspiracy theory. Have you've heard
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: about that? No?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I haven't. I haven't been lost city.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: He's always throwing me wild conspiracy sort of.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Tartaria was like, it's a really retarded one.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: It sort of revolves around the flat earth type people
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: believe in Tartaria. But it's like we had advanced technology
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: and for some reason they got rid of all the
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  Speaker 6: evidence of it, because like, we used to build these
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  Speaker 6: world fairs that were like stone huge, almost roaman like
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  Speaker 6: yeah things, and then they tear them down like a
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  Speaker 6: week later and build them in like a year. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and everyone's sort of like, how did we didn't have
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  Speaker 6: excavators or anything. How did we build these things? And
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it was slavery in nineteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 3: When was When was the Chicago fan I think it
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  Speaker 3: was like nineteen I think it was late eighteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 6: Okay maybe, but uh yeah they were.
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  Speaker 3: Still not slavery though.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So Tartaria, it's probably Tartaria.
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  Speaker 6: They say it's Tartaria, and it was like this weird if.
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  Speaker 7: We were to bring it back that eighteen ninety three
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  Speaker 7: re Tartaria.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's fucking goe. Do you guys have dates? Dates?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: We gotta go. Oh yeah I have.
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  Speaker 6: Tampa. Oh yeah, doing that festival in ten Sunshine Sunshine Comedy.
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  Speaker 6: If you use my name Sean to get tickets, I
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  Speaker 6: get money?
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  Speaker 3: Where do where did they put in the name? And
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  Speaker 3: like when you buy the promo code type deal the
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  Speaker 3: w S H A w N. That's right. Fuck yeah, I'll.
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  Speaker 7: Give some other comics that could use as well.
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  Speaker 3: That's no comics use besides me, Colin was telling me
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  Speaker 3: to go to that.
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  Speaker 6: You should, I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: You just said you're gonna be home for weeks. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: I thought we're gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Ad January and then listening to the super ultimate audio
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  Speaker 6: visual experience as a broadcast I do with my bff
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  Speaker 6: Big Chrissy, Big City Patrian.
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  Speaker 3: I missed Big Chrissy. It's gentle soul. That motherfucker who's
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  Speaker 3: a gentle giant sass dates. No, people can't go to Chicago.
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  Speaker 5: Chicago sold out, but there is still tickets for the
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  Speaker 5: Rosemont show and then Raleigh.
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  Speaker 1: Pop Punk Tennessee this weekend, Pop Punk at University of Tennessee. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: thank you Sean, Thank you guys for having me come
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  Speaker 1: on anytime.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, We love you too, Shaka Bro Sayonara