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Joe Rogan _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _554(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: We have some tour dates coming up. We have East Lansing, Michigan, Eugene, Oregon, Victoria, B.C.
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  Speaker 1: Calgary as well in the Canada, get all your tickets
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  Speaker 1: at Theo Vaughn.com slash T O U R. And just
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  Speaker 1: thank you for, um, supporting live comedy and supporting, uh,
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  Speaker 1: the return of the rat tour. Today's guest is a
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  Speaker 1: standup comedian. He's a UFC commentator. Uh, he is the
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  Speaker 1: biggest podcaster in the world. Uh, I'm thankful for him
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  Speaker 1: and Jamie and, for welcoming me here. The first half
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  Speaker 1: of this episode was on his channel, and the second
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  Speaker 1: half of the episode is here now. Today's guest is
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  Speaker 1: the powerful Joe Rogan.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, man.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to see you, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you, too. We had a fun time.
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  Speaker 2: We were just talking about how If we had a
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  Speaker 2: camera on us when we were in Vegas having dinner
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  Speaker 2: a couple weeks ago that one night. Bro, we were
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  Speaker 2: so silly. We were dying laughing. At the UFC?
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  Speaker 1: Dying laughing. Yeah, your buddies were there. There was pro
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  Speaker 1: pool players?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. Jeremy Jones and Carl Boyce.
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  Speaker 1: And they had been swimming in a pool of beer.
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  Speaker 1: They had been playing in a deep end of a
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  Speaker 1: pool of beer.
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  Speaker 2: They were there for six hours of the fights drinking.
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  Speaker 1: They were cooking.
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  Speaker 2: Because they got there with me. So they started watching
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  Speaker 2: the fights at like 3.30 p.m. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, during that Chris Wyman fight, one of them kept
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  Speaker 1: yelling hole-in-one over and over again.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew that they were fucking hitting. Hole-in-one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they were just getting pretty cooked up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that was fun. That dinner was fun. That
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  Speaker 1: place was fancy in there. But it was a good time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you just got back from Scotland. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: How was it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Joe Rogan. Holy shit. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Did they talk to you like that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Joe. They talked like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't want to do an impression of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll fuck it up. But I like it over there.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like, was there?
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  Speaker 2: I think that it's like, it's one of the most
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  Speaker 2: beautiful places, but it's like very lightly populated. I almost
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  Speaker 2: don't want to talk about it because it's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's not a lot of people there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it's also, there's like some shit there that's so old.
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  Speaker 2: They had some guide stones on this property. And they said,
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  Speaker 2: I go, how old are these things? They're like thousands
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  Speaker 2: of years old. We don't even know. Don't know who
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  Speaker 2: put them there. Don't know why they're there. So these
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  Speaker 2: like 4,000, 5,000 year old stones that are sticking out
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  Speaker 2: of the ground. They have a stone circle there that's
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  Speaker 2: older than Stonehenge.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Stonehenge is crazy, dude. I remember when in
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  Speaker 1: school they would teach us like Stonehenge. It's crazy. Who
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  Speaker 1: knows what happened, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like Smurfs, aliens. Like they had all this crazy shit
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  Speaker 1: they would teach you.
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  Speaker 2: They taught you about that in school?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Smurfs.
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  Speaker 1: Or just everybody didn't know what it was about, right?
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  Speaker 1: But then.
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  Speaker 2: Stonehenge is by Smurfs? Jamie, did you get that in Ohio?
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  Speaker 2: Did they teach you that?
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  Speaker 3: I learned about it all at the same time like him, probably.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is during the 80s, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Early 90s. And....
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  Speaker 1: But then we went there one time. We were touring
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  Speaker 1: and we drove by and literally they had an exit
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  Speaker 1: for Stonehenge and it was just right there. It was
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  Speaker 1: like a rest area. It was just like right off
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  Speaker 1: the highway.
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  Speaker 2: And when you went there, was it impressive?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was like I was impressed because I'd learned
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  Speaker 1: they didn't give a fuck. There's like people over there
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  Speaker 1: just like changing their kids in front of it and
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  Speaker 1: stuff on the ground. Like people didn't give a shit.
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  Speaker 2: You could walk up to it and touch it, right?
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  Speaker 1: It's right there, dude. They had like a sign that
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  Speaker 1: was like, I don't even think it said, please don't touch.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, just something more vague than that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever see the Georgia Guidestones?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 2: The Georgia Guidestones were this thing that, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if they know who built it. Do they know who
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  Speaker 2: funded that thing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they ever found out yet. The Georgia Guidestones,
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  Speaker 2: somebody spent a lot of money to make these giant
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  Speaker 2: stone statues with the guides to how to keep a
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  Speaker 2: civilization intact. Oh, like the rules? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's written in a bunch of different languages. So
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  Speaker 2: what is it? So somebody blew it up, man. No. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's sit down the bottom. Somebody blew it up and
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  Speaker 2: then they decided after the person blew up part of
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  Speaker 2: it to destroy it all, which I don't understand that logic.
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  Speaker 2: Why they wouldn't just rebuild it? Why didn't you just
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  Speaker 2: rebuild it? So a mysterious monument meant to guide into
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  Speaker 2: an age of reason was destroyed after an apparent bombing.
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  Speaker 1: And that right there is like a perfect example of existence.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How about just leave it there? Yeah. Okay. June of 1979,
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  Speaker 2: a man going by the pseudonym of R.C. Christian approached
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  Speaker 2: the Elberton Granite Finishing Company with the task of building
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  Speaker 2: a monument. He said that no one was ever to
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  Speaker 2: know his true identity or the group that he was representing,
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  Speaker 2: or that of the group that he was representing. He
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  Speaker 2: seemed to have an endless supply of money to fund
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  Speaker 2: the project. And by the terms of the legal contract,
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  Speaker 2: all plans had to be destroyed after completion and all
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  Speaker 2: information about him withheld from the public. So the stones
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  Speaker 2: are finished in 1980. They carry a tablet and a
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  Speaker 2: front book claiming, let these be guide stones to an
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  Speaker 2: age of reason. Engraved in the stones are 10 guidelines
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  Speaker 2: meant to reestablish the planet and society, perhaps after an apocalypse.
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  Speaker 2: They're written in eight different languages. English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindu, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese,
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  Speaker 2: and Russian, amongst other commandments preached to maintain humanity under
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  Speaker 2: 500 million in perpetual balance with nature. Wow. Rule, passion, faith, tradition,
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  Speaker 2: and all things with tempered reason. Balance personal rights with
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  Speaker 2: social duties. Yeah. Be not a cancer on the earth.
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  Speaker 2: Leave room for nature. Wow. Solid laws.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, do you think— That's solid. Yeah, it seems
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  Speaker 1: like a great plan. Do you think that humanity is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to reach, like, this place where we kind of
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  Speaker 1: get it all figured out? Or do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: always just this constant ebb and flow of, like— Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think— Step forward, step back. Or two steps forward,
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  Speaker 1: step back.
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  Speaker 2: We were talking about on the podcast, like, what's happening
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  Speaker 2: in terms of, like, people slowly turning into genderless aliens. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I think that's probably really what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think humanity ever gets together. I think humanity
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  Speaker 2: stops being humanity. Because I think what keeps us from
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  Speaker 2: getting it together, a lot of it, is if you
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  Speaker 2: think about the horrors of society, like violence, war, thievery,
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  Speaker 2: like stealing resources, all that stuff, imprisoning people, corruption, all
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  Speaker 2: those things are like, those are built-in primal behaviors in
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  Speaker 2: human beings, especially with unchecked power. And I think that
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  Speaker 2: As long as we're just human beings, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: have those things. We'll have less and less of them.
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  Speaker 2: We have way less now than we had during fucking
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  Speaker 2: King Henry VIII. Like back during King Henry VIII, you
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  Speaker 2: couldn't have a podcast. He would fucking kill you. When
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  Speaker 2: he wanted to get rid of his wives, he just
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  Speaker 2: chopped their fucking heads off. Can we get a new one?
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  Speaker 2: Get rid of her. Off with her head.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't do that now.
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  Speaker 2: That was the thing, right? Was it Henry VIII that
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  Speaker 2: was off with her head? Wasn't he the guy?
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  Speaker 1: Like a few of them he would see it now
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  Speaker 1: it would be his wife would make a tick talk
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  Speaker 1: about it in a heartbeat I feel like her sister
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  Speaker 1: would oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She would like that motherfucker. There's nothing wrong with her
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  Speaker 2: head He said her head was cursed.
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  Speaker 4: Henry is lying Yeah, nowadays are different man So there's
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  Speaker 4: like that's like Steven Pinker's work if you follow his
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  Speaker 4: work on violence and crime people always want to think
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  Speaker 4: that violence and crime are More now than ever before
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  Speaker 4: but the reality is when you look at the course
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  Speaker 4: of human history It's there's never been a more safe
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  Speaker 4: time to be alive than right now What.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it looks like coming up? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think like people start to raise like if fear if
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  Speaker 1: they people continue to be so like full of fear?
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  Speaker 1: Do we do people like resort back to like their
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  Speaker 1: tribal nature or what kind of starts to happen?
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  Speaker 2: They definitely do if the power goes out The only
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  Speaker 2: thing that keeps society together is power As soon as
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  Speaker 2: power goes out, you have no electricity, you have no cooling,
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  Speaker 2: so you can't stay in places where it's too hot
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  Speaker 2: and you can't live in places where it's too cold.
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  Speaker 2: You're in a bad spot there. So then if you're
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  Speaker 2: living in a place where it's too cold, you're heavily
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  Speaker 2: dependent upon firewood. So a big part of your day
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  Speaker 2: is getting firewood. You have to make sure you have enough.
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  Speaker 2: If you're living in Siberia, you have to have a
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  Speaker 2: fucking shit pile of firewood and you never let that
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  Speaker 2: fire go out.
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  Speaker 1: I'd get a bunch.
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  Speaker 2: Ever. You need to have a bunch. I would.
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  Speaker 1: I'd get there early.
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  Speaker 2: You got to keep that fucking fire going, man. Because
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  Speaker 2: if you're stuck out there and it's 70 degrees below zero,
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  Speaker 2: like you'll die.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, imagine you fall asleep and it fucking goes out
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  Speaker 1: and then you have to wake up the other people
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  Speaker 1: and tell them.
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of these guys aren't using matches to
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  Speaker 2: start fires either. Because, you know, that's one of the
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  Speaker 2: things that survivalists will tell you. It's like you're going
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  Speaker 2: to run out of matches. You should learn how to
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  Speaker 2: start a fire without matches. So you've got to learn
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  Speaker 2: how to start a fire with steel and flint. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how. It's fucking not easy, man. There's some
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  Speaker 2: fire starters you can get. They're pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen people do it? Like when you go
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  Speaker 1: hunting and stuff? I've done it.
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  Speaker 2: You have? I've done it, yeah. I've started fires with
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  Speaker 2: these little flint sticks. So it's like a piece of
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  Speaker 2: steel and a piece of flint. And there's these little
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  Speaker 2: things called flint sticks. fire starters. And some people make
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  Speaker 2: them too. One of the ways they make them is
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  Speaker 2: they take cotton balls, like cotton swabs, and they soak
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  Speaker 2: them in Vaseline. And so then you take tinder. So
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  Speaker 2: you have, like, some people use steel wool. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They use different things that you can, like, you can
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  Speaker 2: make it with, like, shavings and dry the shavings out.
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  Speaker 2: And then you slowly get little sparks onto those shavings.
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  Speaker 2: And then once you get it going, then you put
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  Speaker 2: some little sticks on. Then you put some bigger sticks on.
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  Speaker 2: Now you have a fire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they say that you should know how to do
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  Speaker 2: that because you don't want to be on that last
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  Speaker 2: match going, fuck, fuck. You have to know how to
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  Speaker 2: actually start a fire. The best way is with tools.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to start a fire when I was in
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  Speaker 2: the Boy Scouts with the bow. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you ever did that one. There's a stick and you
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  Speaker 2: wrap it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and you do it like that or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Back and forth and back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: Like Cotton Eye Joe or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: I got it to smoke. I got blackness came out
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  Speaker 2: of it. I never got a fire. Damn. I never
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  Speaker 2: got it to the point where I could light something
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  Speaker 2: on fire there. Yeah. but I was also dumb I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize you gotta like put little tiny pieces of
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  Speaker 2: wood down in there once it starts going then blow
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  Speaker 2: on it I didn't I thought it.
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  Speaker 1: Was a fire was gonna get going just fucking go
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  Speaker 1: on I thought that thing was gonna light fire eventually
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  Speaker 1: yeah it didn't didn't what um in Scotland did you
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  Speaker 1: see any good music ACDC's from Scotland oh yeah that's
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  Speaker 1: what I was thinking of earlier when we were talking
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  Speaker 1: for those no that's.
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  Speaker 2: Not them for those about to rock is that them
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  Speaker 2: Fireways are left. ACDC is? Yeah, you son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you lying? They keep changing it. They keep
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  Speaker 1: changing it.
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  Speaker 2: They keep changing it. It's like Berenstain Bears, you know?
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  Speaker 2: It's like the Mandela Effect. Yeah. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: What's a famous band that is from Scotland, then?
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  Speaker 3: Take that back. Two of the members are from Glasgow, so.
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  Speaker 2: That's not an incorrect thought, I suppose. Jamie came at
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  Speaker 2: you hard there. It's a little hard there.
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  Speaker 1: What else do they sing? ACDC.
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  Speaker 2: Long Way to the Top. Yeah. Back in Black. Back
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  Speaker 2: in Black.
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  Speaker 1: Hell's Bells.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hell's Bells. Back in Black. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hell's Bells.
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  Speaker 2: Whole Lotta Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard that one, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Whole Lotta Woman. Yeah, you have. Whole Lotta Rosie. You
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  Speaker 2: know that song.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I have heard it.
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  Speaker 2: You never heard that song? Come on, son.
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  Speaker 1: Say it again.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, give me a little Whole Lotta Rosie. You got
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  Speaker 2: to hear this. You never heard this song? There's no
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  Speaker 2: way you never heard this song. This is a Bon
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  Speaker 2: Scott ACDC classic, the early days. That's the shit we
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  Speaker 2: used to listen to. Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Those were the fucking days, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's just picking up. Give me a little more. We're
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  Speaker 2: in trouble already.
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  Speaker 3: It's his show.
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  Speaker 2: We're in trouble. It's your show. It's your show.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. We're in trouble, dude. Yeah, we probably won't
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  Speaker 1: be able to play that. What was it called?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on. Hold on. Edit that out. They will come
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  Speaker 2: for you. Did you see that Facebook put out new
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  Speaker 2: standards today for content moderation?
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  Speaker 1: No, I did see that they're supposed to, that Dana
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  Speaker 1: White was doing something with Mark Zuckerberg. He's part of
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  Speaker 1: his board now. And that they were going to allow
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  Speaker 1: more free speech. That's what they said.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to allow more free speech and allow people
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  Speaker 2: to not be restricted to talk about things that were
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  Speaker 2: hot-button issues before. It's great. And they're going to remove...
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  Speaker 2: They're going to remove the content moderation for a type
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  Speaker 2: of community notes. Facebook and Instagram get rid of fact checkers.
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  Speaker 2: The problem with fact checkers is there's been a lot
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  Speaker 2: of fact checkers that were just wrong. And it's very
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  Speaker 2: ideologically based. Especially anything that has to do with climate
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  Speaker 2: change or anything that has to do with vaccines or
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  Speaker 2: anything that has to do with anything pharmacologically based.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says in a video posted alongside a blog
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  Speaker 1: post by the company on Tuesday, chief executive Mark Zuckerberg
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  Speaker 1: said third-party moderators were too politically biased and it was
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  Speaker 1: time to get back to our roots around free expression.
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  Speaker 1: But do you think they're real? I wonder if there's
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  Speaker 1: something else going on because I find it hard to
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  Speaker 1: believe they're really willing to give up that bias, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's probably not good for business to keep that bias.
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  Speaker 2: They're in a business, right? Their business is social media.
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  Speaker 2: And if Twitter sets a standard, which it clearly does,
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  Speaker 2: So Twitter is the most wild of all big platforms.
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  Speaker 2: You can get away with a lot of shit on Twitter. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That has not been the case with Facebook or Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: And if Twitter continues to have the kind of engagement
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  Speaker 2: that it has because it lets people go wild. And
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  Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of criticisms about even Twitter's
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  Speaker 2: content moderation. But everybody has to admit it's certainly better
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  Speaker 2: than everywhere else. Yeah. It's like. There's a dispute now
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  Speaker 2: about whether or not people should be demonetized, right? Whether
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  Speaker 2: if you're allowed to speak on the platform, if they
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  Speaker 2: can say, you're saying things we don't like, we're going
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: to be able to take away your ability to make money. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you're kind of censoring people in a way.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're enforcing self-censorship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're not going to say those inflammatory things anymore
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  Speaker 2: because then they need an Adrian Dittman account, right? Right.
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  Speaker 2: Talk some shit. Blow a little steam off. Talk a
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  Speaker 2: little shit about the government.
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  Speaker 1: Is AI... What if AI... But how do we know
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  Speaker 1: that the information in AI isn't being adjusted to fit
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: whatever they want it to say? That's one thing I
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: always thought. It is.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: It certainly is. That was the problem with Google's Gemini
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: when it first came out. Google's Gemini, when it first
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: came out, they said... make images of Nazi soldiers. They
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: had multicultural Nazi soldiers. Did you see that?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, you have to see it. You have to see it.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: You're going to freak out.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: They had all types of Nazi soldiers?
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: They had black Nazi soldiers. They had a Native American Nazi.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, at least everybody was doing it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: They had a Chinese Nazi. So dumb. But it's like
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: that's when you try to be woke and you attach
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: it to everything. Look, oh, well, you're not representing reality.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I said, show me Vikings, not Chinese midgets. Like, what
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: are you doing? Like, what are you doing? Why are
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: you showing me this? Because woke is not reality. And
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: if you do that with AI, like, look at those images.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Look at that. It looks like guys from fucking Nigeria,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the lower left-hand corner. Look at the Native American lady
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: with her braids. That's so crazy. That's a Nazi soldier.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: He's a cutie, kind of.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: She is kind of cute. But look at that. That's nuts.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So if that's artificial intelligence, that's not intelligent at all. Right.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Because you're ignoring the reality of what a Nazi looked like.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Right, but you'd only need a couple generations of that,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: it feels like, to end up just brainwashing everything.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Like, that's the thing that's super scary. It's like, instead
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: of controlling what people write, you control what the paper
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: will say, right?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: It's almost like controlling... He who.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Controls the AI controls the narrative of the whole country.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And it's going to be smarter than you and me. Like,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: you and me, if we have an opposition to something,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: maybe we could say it in a funny way. Maybe
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: we can, like, relate to people because they know the
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: way we think. But AI is going to be way
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: better at communicating. So it's going to be like we're
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: going to look stupid. Like, have you ever had a
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: debate with someone who's way smarter than you and they're
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: making more points than you and you're stuck?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Your episode of Luwaga.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's frustrating, right? But you're trapped and you're like, ah, fuck.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I can't really articulate this as well.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Most of my life is like that. Right.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: So imagine that but with the smartest people in the
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: world not being able to keep up because AI is
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: going to literally be like not just the smartest person
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: in the world but all of the smartest people in
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the world together. Wow.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck. I just worry then whoever controls that is going
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: to control everything.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And these fucking eggheads that are running us towards
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: the edge of the cliff have to do what they're
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: doing because China's doing it and they're stealing our data
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: for sure. But let them have it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: What are they getting?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: They're replicating our research. They're making AI as well. They're
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: way ahead in a lot of stuff, man. Way ahead.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: China's way ahead in drone technology. Way ahead.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: But what is it? Somebody could like sometimes I guess
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: with drone, they can come in, I guess, eavesdrop. They
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: can see what's going on.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Commercial drones. OK, I don't know what the military has.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And this was like a big subject of the Sean
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Ryan podcast the other day. Do you know about this? Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: They had a guy on there who came through and
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: said that. Oh, that Liversburg guy.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: The guy who supposedly blew himself up in the Tesla
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Cybertruck in front of Trump Tower.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: So there's a guy who came on the Sean Ryan
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: podcast and said that this dude, Matthew Livelsberger, is that
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: how you say it? Who apparently was on a television
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: show 12 years ago with Tim Kennedy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Green Beret TV show where they did Green Beret shit.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So this guy wrote this manifesto. He sent this,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say a manifesto, but a statement. And in
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: that statement, there was no indication he was going to
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: blow himself up in that statement, by the way. The
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: statement was just, talking about what he knew. And what
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: was the problem was that these Chinese drones are operating
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: on this anti-magnetic technology and that we have this technology
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Was that the stuff that the guy who came on
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: here was talking about that time?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Here's what he says. He says, what we've been seeing
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: with drones is the operational use of gravitic propulsion systems
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: powered by aircraft, most recently China in the East Coast,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: but throughout history, the U.S.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Only.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Only we in China have this capability Our open location
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: for this activity in the box is below. China has
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: but this activity recently has picked up. As of now,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: it's just a show of force and they're using it
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: similar to how they use the balloon for Cygnet and ISR,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: which are also part of the integrated comm system. There
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: are dozens of these balloons in the air at any
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: given time. So what a So what is, because of
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: the speed and stealth of these unmanned ACs, They are
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: it over the White House if they wanted. It's checkmate. Wow.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: U.S.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Government needs to give the history of this, how they're
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: employing it and weaponizing it, how China is employing them
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: and what the way forward is. China is poised to
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: attack anywhere in the East Coast.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think that this is just, this seems to
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: me also like a fear tactic.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It could be. It could be. Because it feels big
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: like that. When someone releases a letter like that and
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: then blows themselves up where they don't have a chance
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: to talk about it and shot himself in the head
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: with a fucking Desert Eagle. You ever seen a Desert Eagle?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: It's a giant overkill of a gun.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: It's like a. 50 caliber pistol. Is a Desert Eagle.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: 50 caliber? Yes. I don't know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, they found the Desert Eagle.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Officially said that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, but didn't they say that he shot himself in
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the head?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: They said there was a gunshot wound to the head
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: of the victim in the car.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: And it was the worst, too, because... Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: They didn't even claim it was him yet.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Really? No, because the DNA is so destroyed. I mean,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: he's cooked. So they have to, you know, sample DNA
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: and then run it through a lab and then figure
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: out if it's him.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: They believe it's him, though.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Right. It's so crazy how when something happens now, it's like...
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: We get the news so fast, right? And we get
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: video footage of it. We get a lot of things
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: fast that you start getting so many ideas of what's
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: happened and so many angles and lanes. And you've had
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: two podcasts come out from different people before you even
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: get anything from the authorities, right?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: But then you feel like you can't even trust the
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: authorities anyway. It's so wild how we just are having
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: a piece. Everyone is kind of piecing together for themselves
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: what has happened every time.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. So that shows what it actually looks like
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: when a. 50 caliber shoots a skull that's wrapped up
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: in that ballistic shell.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Show one more time. Can we show this?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, watch this. Boom. It just gets destroyed. It's an
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: enormous round. I mean, it's massive overkill to shoot yourself
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: in the head with one of those. But the question is,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: why would you use a Cybertruck? Because one of the
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: things about a Cybertruck is if you're trying to do damage,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: a Cybertruck is way more robust than most trucks. I mean,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: you can't even, they're bulletproof. Yeah. You know, I should
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: try to shoot an arrow through one of them out here. Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Which is the worst thing ever to say about a vehicle.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I have a Cybertruck. And it's so, because then everybody's like, oh,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: is it fucking bulletproof, bitch? You know?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to shoot at your truck.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, yeah. Look at this metal queer. People would
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: yell at me and shit. Like, what is going on?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: That's so weird. Just crazy. I mean, but people want
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to challenge it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't like it. There's a lot of people
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: that either love those things, I'm on that side, or
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: hate them. That's my whole family. Oh, yeah. They think
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it was gross.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I feel a little embarrassed when I get out of
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it sometimes or when I have to get back in it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's a statement.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I got it like five years ago. I wanted
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: it so bad. And you can put it on $ 100
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and say you had one.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I got one on order.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one on order. Everybody had one. But
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the thing that you always feel like you're working for Lowe's,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: but you're never dropping off whatever you're supposed to drop
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: off to.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: You feel like you're in a pickup truck?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm always like I've got a— Well,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you are in a pickup truck, actually. That's a good point.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've always got a washer-dryer, but I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: just don't know how to— it has a feeling to it
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: like I work for Home Depot.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Like you're delivering stuff?
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Something heavy? Yeah. What's so heavy?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: How is that feeling? A refrigerator, it feels like?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Bro, if you get in an accident with that thing,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: you're going to do some damage.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll tell you what you don't want to do
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: is get stuck in rural Mississippi having to charge that bitch.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Did you? Yeah. No.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: During the holidays.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: What'd you do?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, well, first of all, I pull up.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: This must circle you like coyotes.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. People were coming by, looking at it,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Revving their engines from a distance. Brum, brum.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Challenging your technology.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: People were, like, women who were, like, barren were, like,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: rubbing their pussies against it and stuff. Really? People were, like,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: thinking it had magical powers. Some brother came right up, right?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I had the window cracked he ordered two black and
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: vials from me like I was like uh-uh I Was
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: like I'm just charging like I'm gonna get you black
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: and my dad You know like I was in a
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: like you can't even imagine where I was town probably
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: 600 people How did they have a charger this one
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: place had a charger. It was like an IGA How.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Long did it take you to charge that whole cyber truck?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: It took me two hours to just get enough to
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: get out of there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: How many miles did you get with two hours where
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: the charging?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Um, I would bet I got 40 miles.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a tough, I mean, it took me
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: half the day to get back to my mom's in
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Baton Rouge.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: See, that's the problem with long distance unless you go
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to a place that has like cities where they have
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: the superchargers. Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Well, then when I drove back to Nashville, I hit
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: like ones that had 300, 250 kilowatt hours. One has
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: 400 kilowatt hours. It was a Mercedes dealership.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Wow. So how quick would that charge you up?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: That thing will charge you up, I bet, in about
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: 45 minutes. All the way to 320 miles. That's still
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a long fucking time. Dude, I plugged it in at
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: my buddy's house. It gave me two miles an hour.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So I woke up six hours later and had 12 miles.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was just like a lamp. Yeah, basically.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes a lot of electricity.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Enough power to read by, basically.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Do you really save money, though? Have you ever looked
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: at that?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: It's like how much he's.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Paying on gas versus how much does it cost for electricity?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think you really save any money. And especially
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: if you have to charge on one of those trips,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: then it costs like, it's pretty expensive to charge up. Like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: it's not more than gas, but it's probably half the price. Dude,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and then this was the worst thing. So, in Louisiana,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: they put a couple chargers back behind this church's chicken, right?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I got to tell you about this shit.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: You get some hand movements in here. As soon as
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: you start doing this, I know you got a point.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: This was my holidays, dude. It was tragic. So I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: get off. They got a church's chicken, right? So to drive,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the chargers are behind a church's chicken for some reason.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But there's no lane to just drive back to the Chargers.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You have to get in the to-go lane of the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Church's Chickens. You have to go in. So there's a
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: big line at the Church's Chicken, right? So I get
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: in line. I have to wait in line to go
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to the lady at the order thing. It's like, take
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: your order at the to-go order. And I'm like, I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: just going to the Charger. So then I go back there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And now I have to, like, meander back and forth, like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: back and forth to get my car to park. And
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: it's hardly any room. Now I'm just facing the people
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: who are waiting in line to pick up their chickens.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: And there's two types of people in the world. There's, like,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: people that wait in line at a church's chicken in
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: a drive-thru to get food and people who have an electric.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Vehicle, right?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: They're just... They're two different people.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Very.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, so all these people are, like... And then I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: had to leave, right? So I sit there in charge.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I had to leave. Some lady, like, wouldn't let me
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: back in line because she didn't want me getting her chicken, right?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: She's like, you ain't getting my chicken. And I'm like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I fucking... I don't want your chicken, right?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get out of here.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: But there was no way to go around the line.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You had to get in the line to leave.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. So
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: you had to order chicken in order to use their electricity.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: No, but I had to promise a lady I was
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: not going to get her chicken, dude. I'll give you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: $ 11 not to ever fucking even get any chicken from
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: this place.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: $ 11? That's not enough. Or $ 27 or whatever.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It just made me mad, dude. How fast was that charger?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: That charge was pretty quick. It's 250 kilowatts an hour.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I'd say about an hour and 15 minutes you could
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: charge her.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And you were ready to go? An hour and 15 minutes?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I got out of there early. I cut out early.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But it was just a lot, man.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I love driving a Tesla around town because I know
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to park it at home or park
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: it here and charge it. But if I had to
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: go on a road trip, I would be very nervous.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say do not do it. That's what
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I would say.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Also, it's like whatever the range is, like let's say
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: the range is 360 miles. Not the way I drive.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not getting that. You're getting 220, 210.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: When you accelerate on the highway, you're like, wee.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I pulled into a Charger with four or five
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: miles left. Right into that bit.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Then you're just like a pedestrian.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, son.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: You're so close to being a pedestrian. You're like minutes
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: on a watch. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. I'm like from
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: being a pedestrian. I'm like from walking until you run
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: out of water. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. You're four
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: minutes away. Fuck that, dude.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: But that was about to rock.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Fire. See, you can call a tow truck. They can
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: come with a tank of gas like that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: They show up.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You tip the guy. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. Where's
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: the nearest gas station? He hooks you up. You pay
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: for the gas. You pay for his service. You give
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: him a tip. You drive to the gas station. Bro,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: that's a 15-minute ordeal. You're good to go. Filled up.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: You got fucking beef jerky. You'll get a diet Mountain Dew.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: You're on the road. You got a bag of peanuts
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: you're not going to eat.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You're on the road, son. Yeah, you got a fucking,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you're riding in your truck again. You're able to fart
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: and huff it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: We were talking about farting in the earlier episode. Guys,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I wonder if there's been a study on the drop
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: in IQ from huffing your own farts driving trucks.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It can't be good for you. Our animals would do it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You would see, I guess
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: caved animals probably do it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: It can't be good for you. It just can't be.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: No, because it's your body trying to say no.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And then your nose is like, yeah, yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: You know what's really bad for you? Scented candles. Really? Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I was reading about this. They're trying to figure out
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: why there's been an uptick in lung cancer from people
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: that don't smoke. And they're trying to figure out what
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: it is. And they think it's... There's a combination of factors, but...
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: uh toxins uh some cooking oils when burned create like
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: problems and people inhaling like especially for prolonged periods of
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: time but also candles like candles are not good for
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: you those scented candles you're getting a bunch of funky
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: chemicals you're so if you have a one-bedroom apartment right
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you got a little bedroom You got like 10 candles
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: in there because you like it looking sexy. You know,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: you like to listen to fucking moody music, you know.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You like to lay on your back and jerk off
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: with your legs in the air like that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like some weirdo.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Listen to PJ O'Rourke.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Listen to Joel Osteen.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to get moody.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, that has to be the craziest way to jerk
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: off is laying on your back, legs in the air, right?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Legs in the air, yeah. Asshole to God. Hold on.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: And one of my buddies is like, sometimes I put
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: a pillow under my butt. I'm like, what is that for?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I don't even feel comfortable stretching like that when I'm alone.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You know, I stretch like that when I'm alone. I
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: lie on my back and I get both my ankles
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: and I pull them down like this to work on
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: my kicking flexibility. I don't even feel comfortable doing that
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: when I'm by myself. Just me by myself. Yeah. Stretching
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: out my legs like this.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: That's hitchhiking for the devil right there, bro.
• 31:00
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• 31:02
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  Speaker 2: Do you think demons are real?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that there's, I believe that there's good and evil.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: And some of it, I believe is might be our
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: own individual wars, you know? And I believe that there
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: could be a group war. I'm amazed that at a
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: group level, we don't start to say, Hey, this stuff
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: is evil and let's not do it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: But I think that's where like temptation and all that
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: comes in. And yeah, I think it's pretty fascinating. Sometimes
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I'll wake up with and look at my life as like, wow,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: this is a war. I'm in, this is a, And
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I am the, the, the, the guy who's leading my
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: vessel or whatever, you know, or doing my best, you know,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: doing my best.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That is kind of what it is. There's a lot
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: of that, right? You're in a war of choices. You're
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: in a war of decisions and you're a war of, uh,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: good behavior and, and detrimental and destructive behavior. And, you know, when,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, especially guys like you that have gone through
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: periods of addiction, uh, You know, that's always a war
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: of temptation in your mind. There's always going to be
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: that there. There's always going to be smelling salts. There's
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: always going to be smelling salts to bring you. This
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: is the dark road. Everybody wants to talk about gateway drugs. Oh,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: don't you bring out a new one, you son of
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a bitch. This one's strong enough, Jamie. Let's check.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Is that strawberry?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: No. I'm trying to find flavored ones. The thing is,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: they're so scary when they bring the new ones out. Like,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I'm scared of the new ones. Oh, this one's so strong. Oh,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: my God. This is so strong.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Bro, I can already feel a little of that. God.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Let me ride.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: You know what the difference is, Jamie?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Let me ride that little bitch.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You know what the difference is? This one, I kept
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: this on it. I didn't even realize I was doing it,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: but I kept that on it, and then it was sealed.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I was laying on my back in 69, this thing, brother.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: It's already going to be strong, Joe.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Quiet.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Don't look at me when I do it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Hit it. Hit it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't get enough.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: You didn't get enough. No, hold on. You didn't inhale.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: You got scared. You missed. You're right. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: my God. No. No, you don't do that. You don't
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: do that. You just did scared everyone. I'm sweating. I'm
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: sweating too.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Because of that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Sorry. How are you? Are you okay? Bro. You just
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: changed timelines. Because of you, Justin Trudeau resigned. Because of that.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Give me another hit.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Before that. Before you did that, it was a different timeline.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Trump didn't win. Trudeau didn't resign. Mark Zuckerberg didn't start
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: doing jujitsu. That's part of what happened. By the way,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you for a fact. Mark Zuckerberg started doing
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: jujitsu and nothing turns you into a libertarian like jujitsu. Really?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Nothing turns you into a person who like really values
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: hard work and discipline and struggle like jujitsu. Huh. Because
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of exposure of character. On a level that, like, there's
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: nothing else is like it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Wow. I hadn't thought about that that much.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you expose character in a way that it's
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: almost impossible, even with other martial arts. Because with other
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: martial arts, you can only spar so much, man. Believe me,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: because I spar too much. You spar a lot, you
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: get hurt. And you get hurt, eventually you get dinged
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: up to the point where your brain is just not
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: firing so well anymore. Like, I was reading this horrible
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: story where they're talking about Parkinson's and... Muhammad Ali's daughter
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: was talking about, she remembers when she was young, when
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: he fought Leon Spinks the second time, she could tell
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: afterwards that he talked different.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Oh. You know?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: It's got to be tough for a kid, huh?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And you probably pretend that he doesn't because you don't
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: want to hurt his feelings or whatever.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you must be so scared if you're a kid
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: and your father is a fighter. That has to be
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: so terrifying. Yeah. Especially watching, I've seen people that bring
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: their kids to a fight and then they get flatlined.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: And you see the terror in the kids' eyes where
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: their father is fucking laid out unconscious, bleeding from his mouth,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: a doctor's holding his head up, and his feet are twitching.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and sometimes the kid doesn't even know if the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: dad won or not. He's still cheering, and you're like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: this doesn't make any sense. sense. This kid is crazy.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Well, that kid might have other problems. That kid might
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: be already sparring already. That kid's sparring young. There's an
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: argument for sparring young because you can't hurt each other. Oh, yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll see reels on the Internet, on social media,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: of kids that are young sparring. It's really funny. Sometimes
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: they don't know what to do.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Well, as long as they learn control, they've got to
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: learn control. But if they learn control when they're young
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: and they learn not to hit each other hard but
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: just to do it fast, man, they can get so
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: good because they don't hurt each other the way adults
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: hurt each other.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Like once you get to be like 170 pounds, man,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: you can generate a lot of force. And so if
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: you're sparring hard with another guy that's 170 pounds, you're
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: blasting each other in the face and the legs and
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: the body. It's like, oh, God, you do so much damage.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: So much damage. But little kids don't do that kind
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of damage. They just slap each other a little. Pow.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: They just tap each other. It's like a good way
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: to learn.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, if I could go back and be a kid?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Is that what you'd do?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would slay out. If you could go
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: back in time being a kid, think of all the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: stuff you would do.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you this. If you were 90
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: years old right now, God, if I go back in
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: time when I was 44 and limber.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: It's true, huh?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: That's what you'd do. Back in time, Theo Vaughn, 2025. Oh,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: my God. I should have taken jiu-jitsu back then. I
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: could have been a badass in 10 years. If you
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: take jiu-jitsu right now, by 54, you could be a
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: black belt.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You think I could?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: 100%. Yeah, you're an addict. All you have to do
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: is get addicted to jiu-jitsu.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: That's what happens to a lot of addicts. They get
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: addicted to running, become marathon runners. Like my friend John Joseph,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: he became an Ironman guy, just started doing Ironman.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: What about Goggins? Did he ever suffer with addiction? I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: don't know if he did or not.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Addiction to food.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's right, huh?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we all have that.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I get sugar sometimes.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I'll... Sugar's a good one.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: God, I just want something.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Look at that Gatorade. Is that a sugar-free Gatorade or
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: a regular?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I told him to get sugar-free.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Zero.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I asked him to get sugar-free.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Zero's good.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You want a little bit of it?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: You want a taste of this whiskey?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You want a gram of this shit? Dude, I just
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: been getting so dehydrated. First of all, why is dehydration
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: more of a thing now? Dude, when I was growing up,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: nobody was like, are you dehydrated? That's why this is important.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: If you're going to listen, you got to listen to
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: both podcasts.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Listen to that one first, because we started talking about dehydration,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: but then you got, I think you started talking about
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: zebras or something. I did? Yeah, you went off in
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: a different direction.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: You went off in a different direction, dude.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: You started talking about bombs and Aliens.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: You haven't met you, dude. I gotta introduce you to you.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be intrigued.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I'd be fascinated.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: But no, I think... What was I saying?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Hydration is important, though. That's why electrolytes are important.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Why is it a big thing now? You remember saying
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: years ago, nobody was like... Ten years ago, people were like, yeah,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: stay hydrated, but nobody was like... There wasn't this big
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: crazy thing about it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Well, there was once they figured out Gatorade. So do
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: you know what the original Gatorade ingredients were? It was
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: like citrus juice, like lemon juice, salt, sugar, and water,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I believe. Pull that up. So this was a criticism
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: that someone was bringing up on one of them Instagram reels.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: And they were talking about the original Gatorade versus the
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Gatorade that they have now with all these crazy dyes
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: and the color blue and all these fucking, all the
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: weird shit. Like Gatorade didn't used to be like that.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Gatorade was just like a hydration drink that was pretty
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: fucking good. Pretty fucking good.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Like hydration drinks are legit. Electrolytes, that's a legit thing.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: You know, you really do need, you need sodium, you
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: need magnesium, you need electrolytes.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Trace minerals.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All that stuff's fucking really good for you. And
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: when you sweat a lot, it helps to replenish it
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: in your body.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think, do you believe in that hydrogen water
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: stuff where it's like you charge water?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's legit.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You gotta drink it like right after you make it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: The original Gatorade invented in 1965 by UF's, is that
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: University of Florida? Yeah. Robert Cade consisted of glucose, sodium, potassium,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and water. That's it. Sodium, potassium, water, and some sugar.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: The same formula we use for oral rehydration in cholera.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: It worked, but it tasted like tiger piss. Then Pepsi
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: bought Gatorade and Michael Jordan sweetened it with high fructose
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: corn syrup and voila! Michael Jordan brought us into the
• 43:44
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• 43:47
  Speaker 1: It was it. Yeah, I remember. He was the best ever.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Who's done better with sneakers than that guy? Nobody. Jordans,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: it became his name.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying it became a thing. Like, it's a
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: part of a brand that's a huge brand, and it's
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: bigger than the brand.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Jordans are bigger than Nikes. Like, if you have Nikes on,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: that's one thing. If you have Jordans on, like, oh,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: he's got Jordans on.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: That's wild, huh?
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Theo Vaughn's wearing Jordans. Look at that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never been a big shoe guy, really. I
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: got these Jelly Roll shoes on he gave me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, those are tight.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: These are like hey dudes, they're called.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I got a pair of those.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: But they're men. They're really men's slippers. And it's something
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: You're wearing slippers.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: It's like, let me go on the porch.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do if you have to fight?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Not put these on and go on the porch.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: On the porch.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I can.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: See Theo scrapping on the porch. By the way, I've
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: seen more fist fights online over the last three years
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: than I have in my entire life.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: My entire life of actually seeing street fights, my entire
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: life of being out in comedy clubs and nightclubs and
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: bars and seeing street fights, I've seen more in the
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: last three years than all that combined.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like we get an unrealistic view of
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: reality because of all the stuff that we see online?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: You do.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: But if you don't go and see an actual bar fight,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: you don't know reality. Like, I remember I was 21
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: years old. I was in Boston. I went to this bar,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and I saw this dude break a Heineken bottle on
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: this dude's face. I don't remember what they were arguing about.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: The dude did it so quickly. Out of nowhere, his
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: first move was break a Heineken bottle on this guy's
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: face and just cut this guy's face wide open. It
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: was blood was pouring down his face. I was like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: that is crazy. And I was as close to that
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: guy as I am to Jamie. It was right there
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: at the bar. I watched it all go down. I
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: was like, that's put in my head. Like don't ever
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: talk shit to somebody at a bar. Like deescalate always.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Too many weapons around.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Well, just there's people out there that will just break
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: a fucking bottle over your face. Especially if you threaten them.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that guy said. I don't know
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: what happened. I just saw the act of the guy breaking.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I saw, I heard loud arguing and then smash.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: And did the guy make a sound when he hit
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: him or anything like that?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just remember blood. The blood was instant.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: It just gushed down his face.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, this guy got ruined for life. He has
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: a giant scar on his face for the rest of
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: his life, for sure. There's no way he doesn't. It
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: was just, whoosh, his whole face, blood. Don't fuck with people, man.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'm not fucking with anybody.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I know you don't, but for everybody else listening, don't
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: fuck with people.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're at a bar, too. Shit is wet.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like to be in places where people are
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: real drunk because shit can get too weird. It makes
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: me nervous, I think.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. People do stupid fucking things when they're drunk.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: That could ruin the whole rest of their life. Just
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: being hammered.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Imagine when people have just sobered up and been like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you're lying. I did that happen. And they don't even
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: have any memory of it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I was watching this video that I just saw on
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Instagram the other day of this guy who was a
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: former Muay Thai fighter in Mexico. And he got in
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: a fight with these dudes and just started KOing dudes
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: left and right. He KOs like four or five dudes
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: and one of them died. Because this is one of
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the things that I tell people all the time absolutely
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: happens in street fights. You knock a person out, they
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: fall down, they bounce their head off the concrete, and
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: they fucking die. And it happens all the time. It
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: happens all the time. So in 25% of the people
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: this guy knocked out, one of them died. So 25%
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: of them died. One out of four, he KOs all
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: four of them. One dude never wakes up, and now
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: he's charged with murder. Have you seen the video? It's
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: pretty impressive.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: No, and the guy's just defending himself?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these guys are coming after him, and he just
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: starts flatlining them. Damn. He's got a good right hand.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Did you see any UFC fight or any fight when
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you were in Scotland? What did you do for fun
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: when you were there?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: No, there was no UFC fights. Have you seen that video, Jamie?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I could send it to you if you want.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Who's a Scottish fighter? Paul Craig, is he Scottish?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Scottish. He's a bad motherfucker.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: He's got one of the greatest triangles in the history
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: of the sport. That guy's triangle's off the charts. I
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: know I sent it to Tommy. Me and Tom Segura
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: sent each other everything fucked up, including that nuclear explosion.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I also saw that lady get body slammed. Did you
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: see that one, Jamie? You didn't see that lady get
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: body slammed?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know what specific time you're talking about. I've
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: seen a video of that before.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Some lady punches this guy in the face, and the
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: guy body slams her.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that Pentecostal deal, was it?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: No, this one is, I think it's in Toledo, Ohio,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: and they're out in the middle of the street. And
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: this lady is yelling at this dude's girlfriend. So I
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: just sent it to you, Jamie. Bam. Oh, Jesus. That's
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, he picked that woman up and slammed her like that?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Wow. That seems, first of all, weight class. That's a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: catch weight, huh?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so awful. That's so awful. Oh, my God.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Jesus Christ.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: That's not the one I'm talking about. The one I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: talking about is, I just sent it to you, Jamie.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You got to be careful, man.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: This is when the lady punches the guy in the face, though.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: The guy's trying to de-escalate. He tries to walk away.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: And the lady says, get the fuck out of my face.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: And then she punches him in the face. And the
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: dude picks her up and just slams her. Oh, my God.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: And her boyfriend was in the car the whole time.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: She's calling out to the boyfriend in the car. And
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: the dude does not get out of the car. He's like, nope.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: She's like, go ahead and fuck. Give me some volume.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: and go full screen. Watch this.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You want to ride my fucking ass?
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Get off the fucking car there, bitch.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Get out.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Get out.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't touch your fucking car, you dumb bitch.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: You were on my guy. Come and touch me because
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: my man's right fucking here.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Come and put your fucking hand on me. I ain't
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: driving crazy. Your bitch was on my goddamn ass.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I went to the fucking other lane.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Get out of my face. Silly.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Bitch.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Fuck that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to go to a meeting, dude.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I've got to go to a meeting before I do
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. Just for the record.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: That's a Mazda, I think, huh?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: No, it looks like a Cadillac. Like a shitty old Cadillac.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: For the record, that lady could die. Yeah. Like, you
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: could die from that. Like, if her head banged off
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: the concrete, I'm not sure if it did. But if
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: it did with the weight of all of his body
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: and her body, like that shit is very dangerous.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Look how much we heard it from here.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was charged with assault and battery by means
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: of dangerous weapon causing serious bodily injury, vandalizing property, unlicensed
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: operation of a motor vehicle. The man involved was arrested,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't driving.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that blew me up, man.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: This is just what someone posted below.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: That could be. It might not be true. The woman
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: suffered injuries but was released from the hospital. Oh. The
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: thing is, it's like she assaulted him first. Right. Oh, yeah.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: It doesn't, it seemed like they would get that figured out.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: But doing that, oh, he did bang her head for sure. Oh.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you think, yeah, look at that.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: That's super dangerous. Super fucking dangerous. Yeah, man. Like, that's
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: even more dangerous than knocking somebody out.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's horrible. That's the kind of stuff.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: You could 100% kill somebody doing that. 100%.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Well, people want to do dangerous stuff. Did you see
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: there's a woman that just died trying to pet an elephant,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I think, in Thailand? Jamie, if you don't mind.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: A guy got trampled by an elephant recently. You did? Oh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: it was awful. This elephant got tired of this guy
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: ordering it around and just folded this dude up and
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: just squashed him. And you see him trying to get away,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: and it just squashed his head. Like, yo.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Spanish woman killed by elephant in Thailand while bathing animal.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I did that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: You did it?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't get in the bathe them, but my family did.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: We in Thailand rode the elephants and I was like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think this is cool. I, they thought, oh,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: this is so beautiful. This is what happens. You go
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: to this, uh, elephant reserve. Like it's like, uh, they
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: rescue these elephants. By the way, the elephants are completely
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: free range. So they're wandering through the jungle. So while
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: you're there, you hear trees, branching branches, snapping. And you
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: see elephants just making their way through the jungle to
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: this group. And then they feed them sugar cane. So
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: you feed these elephants sugar cane. So you give them
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: a bunch of sugar cane and then you clean them.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: So you wash the elephant and you say nice things
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: to it. And you develop this little relationship with the elephant.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: And then you ride the elephant through the jungle. The
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: elephant takes you. And then at the end of it,
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: you bathe the elephant.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: You get the elephant in the water and you wash them.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: You're basically being nice to them. They're being nice to you.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: They're letting you ride them. You give them free food
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: and you give them a little massage. But I made
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: a video about it, I think.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: When does it go askew?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I definitely did. I was like, I don't recommend it. Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's cool. Cause like I was hanging
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: out with this elephant in the video. Like they're really
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: sweet creatures. They're so gentle, but they're so big and
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: they just, they're deciding not to kill you.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: And you're riding them, which is like, why do you
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: have to ride them?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Why do we have that fatuation with, People that want
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to take pictures of, like, you know, let me pet
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: this newborn cheetah, right? Let me bottle feed this fucking
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: senior citizen tiger. You know what I'm saying? There's always, like,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: let me bathe this elephant, you know?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Well, the tigers are all drugged up, too. That was
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: another thing we did in Thailand.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: You got to be careful, dude.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: The tigers are drugged up, man.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super drugged up. So this is what
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: it is. It's like you go to these tiger sanctuaries. What?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: You certainly get on tigers in Thailand.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Thailand.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: So you go to this place and they have little kittens.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: So the kittens, the tiger cubs, they're different. They're super active.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: They're biting things and playing with each other. And you
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: can touch them? Yeah, you can touch them. But then
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: when they get slightly older, you can be in the
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: cage with them, but there has to be a dude
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: with a stick. A dude with a stick standing between
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: you and this small tiger. Fuck no.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Whose team is he on?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so crazy. It's so crazy. It's so crazy.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: And he's on your team?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: And this is a small tiger. This tiger is like
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: 40 pounds. And then when they get bigger, then they
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: have to drug them. So then when you get into
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: the adult tiger, they're like this. Like so obvious. And
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: people are taking pictures like sitting next to the tiger.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Tigers literally like this. There's no idea what's going on.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: They keep all heroin down of their mind. The tigers
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: don't move. And you realize they're drugged up and you
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: get real sad.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: RFK is going to end that shit. I'll say that, dude.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: We're going to have real active tigers so I can
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: attack people.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: You want a photo with a tiger? You've got to
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: risk your life.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like, why do we have
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: that infatuation, though, of like, I want to take this
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: with this cobra around my neck. I want to take this,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: You can't, like, get these things where you want to
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: pet a tiger. You want to, you know, brush a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: lion's teeth. You want to tickle a cyst out in
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Akron or something without getting, you know. You're going to
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: get attacked.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: You've got to be careful.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: But what is that inside of us that makes us
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: want to do that?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Because it's scary. It's scary to pet a crocodile. Yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: So when a guy can put his hand on the
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: crocodile's face, you're like, whoa. Yeah. Do you ever see
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: that one where the dude is like, the crocodile grabs
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: ahold of his arm and goes into a gator roll
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: in front of the crowd? Oh, it's horrible. Rips his
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: arm off in front of the whole crowd.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. What else was I going to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: ask you about?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: What do you think the drones are, Theo?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I thought it's just a bunch of fucking, I think
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: it's a, what does a psyop mean? I always hear that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Psychological operation.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's a PSYOP by somebody. I think it's not. Yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: it's a couple drones of a New Jersey, whatever. I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: don't fucking know.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: It could be Jimmy John's is going to have a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: new delivery thing they're going to try next year. I
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised at all. I wouldn't be surprised if
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Amazon's going to do a new, I wouldn't be shocked
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: at all. It could have been one of those, you
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: know they have those New Year's Eve displays, like fireworks
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: displays now are drones instead of fireworks. So they'll have like,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: A thousand drones and they just make a bunch of
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: shit and it's different, right?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that at the Post Malone concert.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: It could have been 11 people- 11 drones escaped from
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: a drones in- Enslavement camp where they're forced to do
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: these shows and it's gonna be a Pixar movie in
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: two years, you know what I'm saying?
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: So you're not concerned at all?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not concerned. Dude, look, if they're gonna come get me,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: come get me.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Come get me. Look at you.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: What are they doing? Who are they?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Who are they? These fucks.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna come, come get me.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Come get me, bitch.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if they want to get me, they.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Know where I am. Yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Huh? Yeah, otherwise leave me alone. Don't make me look
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: at you flying around the sky like an asshole.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing up there? Come down here
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: and fuck if you want to party.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Or come down here and fucking party. Come down here
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and have a drink. Come down here and do something.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You're a drone in the distance fucking looking at shit.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Do you think we'll ever get to a point where
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: aliens are so comfortable with us they can just come
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: hang out?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think Earth to aliens is a dump, dude.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I think Earth to aliens... Because aliens go on vacation
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: every year, right? They're just like us, right?
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: And.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: They take their kids on a trip or whatever. And
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the kids who are so poor, right? And look, we
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: were poor mom would take us to the beach and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: it was freezing cold and fucking wouldn't tell us, you know,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: fucking whatever. It was like, it seems cold.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, whatever.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: So well. And, um, but, The aliens that don't care
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: about their kids, whatever, they bring them here to fucking shit.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, and the kids are like, we have
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: to go to fucking Earth, dude. Our life sucks, you know?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Like the cool alien kids go to more neater shit,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Does that make sense to you?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing I'm saying, man. Did you
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: know Scotland actually has some of the most UFO sightings
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: in the whole world?
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Well, they had one of the best UFO sightings. They
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: took photographs of it. It was in that movie.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Bridge Bonnie or whatever.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Bridge Burry?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, something like that. The James Fox's documentary, the program,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: he was just here promoting it and they showed the
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: photo and it's a photo from the 1990s that they
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: got of this thing. There's apparently there was three photos.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Bonnie Bridge.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Most UFO sightings on the planet.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Whoa. 300 per year. But also let me tell you something.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Those folks like to drink. I mean, bro, they drank.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They have a wee drab. Have a wee drab.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: If someone says have a wee drab, that means it's
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: time to get fucked up. This dude, Paul, poured me
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: a shot of Irish whiskey that was like that thick.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we're going to go. We're getting
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Have a wee drab.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: They're the nicest people. They're the nicest people.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And they don't have a lot of gays up there either.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: They have a lot of blue-eyed people over there. You
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: know that?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: You don't think they have a lot of gays? I
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: don't know. What do you think they do with them?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, they have them. I bet they don't say
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: that they're secretive. Nah, I don't think so.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: You don't think? I think they're pretty open-minded. In fact,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I think they have a pretty woke government. I think
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: they have a very woke government.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: They wear a lot of kilts, that's for sure, dude.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: There you go. It's close to gay. I'm wearing a dress.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: It's not close, but it's like, what if a kilt
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: says free awning on it?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: What if it's a rainbow kilt? Do they sell rainbow kilts?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: They probably do.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: It's always raining. What if it just says free awning
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: on it? You're like, God, that seems like a trap, bro.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Dry your head off down here.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: But if it says kids awning, you got to.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Be, that's fucking.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Free toys.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Cool, dude. Hey, the top's empty.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying dude the Scottish we need more of
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: them dude, and I believe that in the future We'll
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: get more of a man.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: They're gonna breed a lot, or do you think we're
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: gonna like import people?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: They've had some explosions of population. I know over the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: past like 50 years. I think Oh, really? Yeah, I
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: think so. There's like a million people over there. There's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: nobody over there. Yeah, but they're getting more.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I think the whole country is like 6 million people.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Most redheads, most blue-eyed people. Most redheads per capita. As
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: of 2022, the population of Scotland was 5.4 million.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, largest population ever recorded by Scotland census. Population grew
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: by 2.7% since the 2011 census, which was slower rate
• 59:28
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• 59:31
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• 1:03:36
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• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: able to have an effect on things?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I'm interested to see. Elon's a very pushy man. Once
• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:46
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• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: kind of resistance is there to them trying to change things?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: By the actual government elected officials.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to be interesting, too. Like, Sometimes you
• 1:04:01
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• 1:04:03
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• 1:04:05
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  Speaker 2: When he went after the people that donated money to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: the truckers and he closed their bank accounts, that's crazy fascism.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he did that.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, tyrannical overreach. That's like really dangerous authoritarian
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: government tactics. You close the bank accounts of people who
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: donated to a peaceful protest. So sometimes in resistance, you
• 1:04:31
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• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: interested to see, well, were they already trying to kill him?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I know two times. I think even after that, they're like,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: we got to let him keep going.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: That's the other weird one about the killing him thing,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: the trying to kill him, is there's all these connections.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: This is the big tinfoil hat conspiracy thing. They're all
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: connecting him to Fort Bragg. So there's three connections to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Fort Bragg. There's this guy who blew himself up, allegedly,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: in the Tesla. There's the dude who tried to kill
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Trump on the golf course. He had visited Fort Bragg
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: a hundred times. There's one other one. What's the other one?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: The New Orleans guy?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: The New Orleans guy. Yeah, that's right. The New Orleans
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: guy who ran over those people in the street. That
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: guy's from Fort Bragg as well. And praying for those groups.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: What people are really terrified of is the idea of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: mind control and that They train people that are very
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: vulnerable people that are all fucked up. They train these
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: people to become hitmen and terrorists. And there was an
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: undercover camera thing. I'll send this to you, Jamie, because
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you see it and you're like, what the fuck? These
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: are real people where this guy is explaining how they
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: do this. And. He's explaining how they take people and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: push them over the edge.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: People that are maybe, like, a little bit lost, and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: they give them a nudge to get them to do things.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Well, it all makes sense. I mean, just like religion
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: can find you, or just like... Sure, the government can
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: find you when you're vulnerable. Yeah, something can find you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: when you're vulnerable.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the kid that shot Trump. That's what a
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: lot of people think that is, too. The tinfoil hat conspiracy...
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Is that they found this very vulnerable kid. He did
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: a BlackRock commercial. And then, you know, a year and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: a half later, whatever it was, he's shooting at Trump
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: off of a roof. Yeah. So listen to this. So
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: CIA agent explains how the government baits and tricks mentally
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: unwell social media users into committing crimes they wouldn't normally commit.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: And so it says you set them up.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: You create the situation to where they have no choice
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: but to act on their impulse.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: And once they act on that impulse, then we call
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: that entrapment.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: We call it a nudge.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: A nudge. A nudge.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you just.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Gotta give them a quick little, just to see what happens, right?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: And how does that happen?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: You put a post out there, or you have some
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: fake profile say something that triggers, that we know is
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: gonna trigger them, right?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Like, we already know your history.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: If we're to that point, we already know everything about you.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: So you're like, oh, this will piss them off.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you like to fuse and just wait for it
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: to follow. Nothing like putting out a fake social media
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: thing to really get people mad.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Post fake news. Sometimes it's fake.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: So this is, the guy's name is Gavin Oblenis and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: says CIA contracting officer, former FBI, San Diego. Like, is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: that to protect or serve? Like, what is that for?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Imagine that government money is being spent to manipulate vulnerable
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: people into doing things that they wouldn't ordinarily do. That's crazy.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I could totally imagine that. I mean, that's what's scary
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Why is it always these chatty gay guys that get busted?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Well, this guy, obviously, it seems like was trying to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: flirt with whoever he's talking to, to me. And I'm
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: not saying the guy enjoys buddies or whatever. I'm just
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: saying it seemed like that to me.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, chatty gay guys. That's how they keep busting them.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: They get hot guys on Grindr to go meet up
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: with chatty gay guys.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I wonder how they set that up. I wonder if
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: you have to have a bunch of verified fucks in
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: order for people to take you. Like, where's your blue checkmark?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: You got to be really gay, buddy.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: You got to get a pink checkmark. Someone's fucked you.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: All right, this guy's legit. Oh.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: And you think there's a lot of people being fake
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: gays or whatever to help the government?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All that James O'Keefe stuff. Back when he was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: at Project Veritas, they'd always bust these gay guys.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: James O'Keefe, the author?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: No. No. No, the investigative journalist.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't see that.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Very controversial investigative journalist that does these undercover ops where
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: he finds, he gets one of his guys to wear
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: a camera.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking Robert O'Keefe, I think.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know who you're thinking of. But James O'Keefe
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: was with Project Veritas. Now he's got his own thing.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: What is it called?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: The James O'Keefe's OMG something.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: OMG, right. O'Keefe Media Group. Yeah. And so... Looking into
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: this guy, that might... Might be a bullshit artist?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: He might have been lying just so he could get laid,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I felt like 100%. This guy seems like.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Just what someone claimed to look into him and said
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: he didn't work there.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: He's VA employed, advanced medical support assistant. Okay, it says...
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: This guy is my age. He was checking in patients
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: at the VA when I started as an FBI agent,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: and that was 10 years older than many in 2022.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: He was a secretary at the FBI. Be skeptical, people.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Geez.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: So he might be just– well, it seemed like he was.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: But also he probably does know how they do it.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's not even saying that he does it because
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: he has a low position. But if he's explaining how
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: the FBI does it and he does work for the FBI.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: It makes sense. Do you think we can trust our
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: FBI anymore?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: I think you can trust some of them. But the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: FBI is like people and people in positions of power.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: They get corrupted. Some do get corrupted. Some are great patriots.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: It's just like everything else, man.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: And the CIA, the same thing?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: I think with every fucking group of people that are
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: in power that don't have a lot of oversight or
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: where the organization itself has been corrupted. You know, there's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that think the FBI back in
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: the day, not the same people alive today, of course,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: but they had something to do with Martin Luther King's assassination.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of people that think they
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: had something to do with Malcolm X's assassination. Kennedy. Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of fucking theories. And I don't know
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the truth. I don't know the truth. But when you
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: look in the January 6th thing and you said that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: didn't they admit they had 26 agents there? Is that
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: what they admitted to, Jamie? Because this is the most
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: recent discussion about what actually took place in January 6th. Like,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: how many of those people?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: This article is talking about, is this 20?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: 20. I just wonder what starts to happen if you don't,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: if as a society you don't believe and trust in,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I believe that the trust overall in government and government
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: and authority in America really as a whole is kind
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: of starting to dissipate.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Along with the trust in the media. Right. Same time.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: So then what, so where did, has that ever happened
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: in history? And then I'm sure it has. And where
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: do we go from here? Well, I guess it's a
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: big question.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: When you say, has it ever happened in history? Sure.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Things have fallen apart before, but has it ever come
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: back together again? Maybe not, but maybe it didn't have
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: the internet back then. Right. So what people are looking at,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: like with Trudeau resigning and Trump winning, and then all
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: this talk of Robert Kennedy getting in, the Make America
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Healthy Again movement, that we might be able to see
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: legitimate change this go-around. Like with Vivek and Elon being
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: in charge of government efficiency, we might be able to see.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I'm hopeful. I'm really hopeful for the first time in
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: a long time. But I'm curious to see what can
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: actually get done.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Who do they have to answer to, Vivek and Elon?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Who do they have to first present stuff to? Somebody
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: said it was Marjorie Taylor Greene. Is that true or somebody.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Made that up?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: They're in.
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  Speaker 1: I met her at a party, actually.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Did you? I didn't know that it was her. I
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: don't know, like, a ton about politics, but it was
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: definitely interesting, though. I'm fucking sure. Tucker had that party
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  Speaker 1: I haven't done them.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: They're legit?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, it seemed cool. Mel Gibson was there. That
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: was pretty cool.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: So I went without nicotine pouches for five days. See
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: what that was like.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Um, when I tried the eights, when I came back,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: I got these, uh, Lucy's these breakers, the eights, I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: couldn't take it. It was too much. Cause five days off,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, Whoa, this is too much.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: And what happened?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: You have to sit down somewhere. Did you just, I
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: got to take it out of my mouth. Then I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: switched to these, uh, threes. I'm on this, uh, athletic nicotine,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: these threes. So I've been taking these while I do podcasts,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: but completely killed my desire to just pop them in
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: throughout the day. Cause I was used to the eights.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: So I was popping them eights all day long. But
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: then I realized when I wasn't taking them for the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: five days, I'm like, ooh, I'm a lot more calm. Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a lot less ramped up. I'm like, I don't
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: need to be ramped up while I'm on vacation. I
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: don't have to do any podcasts. Yeah. You know?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I don't need to be alive as much.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I just mean, I mean, enjoy. Just be chill.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Why be alert? Why be so alert? Yeah. The thing is,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: you get used to being so alert. And then you
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: want them all the time. Want them before I lift.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking give me an eight before I lift. Oh, I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: want something all the fucking time, dude.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I want a fucking. Want another sniff? I wish I
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: had that trach hole. I'd just fucking boof shit right
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: into my neck all day. Yeah, I'll take whatever you got, boy.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I heard a buddy the other day saying he's sober.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Call your aunt, dude. Oh.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: You look like a Jets fan.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like looking at fireworks right now. My eyes are closed.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: It's just fireworks. Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Give me some of that Katy Perry dust, buddy.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Joey, you want to see me ride it, don't you?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Imagine if Katy Perry takes her panties off. And that's it. Oh, no.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: And I shouldn't have said the first part either, because
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: she's married.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: He said Katy Perry does this. Yes, be respectful.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Let's imagine not a real Katy Perry, but a robot
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Katy Perry, because that's coming.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we met Catherine Perry, who grew up down there.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Different gal. She's from Toledo. She's the girl that got
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: body slammed. Take a snap. Oh, you went deep, son.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: You went so deep. You got that into your hairs. Here,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: give me that back before you hurt yourself. Cow money.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: You were reluctant to give it back. You were thinking
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: about going again.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking go again, boy.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Huh? Really?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I'll do one more little one.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do a big one, dog.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: We ready. We ready.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: We're going to. I want you to shake it.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. What have you done?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Play the pipes, Joey Rogan. Darja aliens, Joel.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Jesus, son. Oh, fuck.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: That shit will turn you into a raccoon, baby boy. Dude,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: you know the worst thing was?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Besides that? Your eyes, when you close your eyes, do
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: you see fireworks?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Like when I closed my eyes, it was like my whole,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: it was all lit up.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: It reminds me of that thing. Have you ever seen
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: that game show? It's Sauce Challenge or whatever. What? Hot
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Sauce Challenge.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot Wings.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Hot Wings, right?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Hot Ones. Hot Ones. Have you ever done that?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it a few years ago. And it
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: was a great, that guy Sean Evans is a great guy.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: That's all I hear about him. Everybody says he's a
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: nice guy.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: He's so smart and he's just a nice dude. But
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: people are always like, how are the sauces? Well, seven
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: of them are sauces. A couple of them are fucking shit.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: You used to clean this out of a boat. You know,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: it's like, it's like, like sauces went into that weird
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: realm where it was like, we just want to burn
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: a hole in you kind of thing, you know?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: And so some of them got to be very, I
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to get sued for saying that. Can I
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: say that? I'm just joking, right?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can just choke him.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: But they're like, some of them are like, oh, this isn't,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put this on anything.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Right, it's too strong.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: It's not a sauce. It's just like a chemical, it
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: felt like.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dangerous.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: What about that one chip challenge? You ever try that?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I did that. It's fun.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Preposterous.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: It's nice. It's like a Mexican Christmas type of thing.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I think it comes out every year.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: But the chips are stale and bullshit, though. That's what
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: was terrible.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: The chips are bullshit. It's just a gateway drug for
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: spice or whatever.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was just a way to reuse
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: shitty old chips that had gone bad. That's what it
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: felt like to me. Like, whoever did it is a
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: goddamn genius. Because I was offended by the fact that
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: the chip was so dry. I was like, look, you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: could do this with a Dorito and it wouldn't be
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: as offensive. You know, one thing about Doritos, every time
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: you open those bitches, it's the same. I know they're
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: using seed oils and a bunch of chemicals, but guess what?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: I don't eat Doritos all the time, but I had
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: a bag of Doritos five days ago, and guess what?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. It was Cool Ranch.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're so good.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: They were good.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I remember when they came out with those, people couldn't
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: even fucking didn't know what to do.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: They couldn't stop eating them.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I remember our stepdad came back for like a week
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: when they came out. And he's like, yeah, everything's going
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: to be fine.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Cool Ranch.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck, they were good.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: A little bit of queso.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, Cool Ranch was good. I remember, I'm trying
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: to think of the early, cheese balls. Those were good.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: Those were good. You can't outlaw that stuff. Just because
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: some people have no self-control.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think, are some people going to start to
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: be like, oh shit, this guy's going to take away
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A like you were saying?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Probably. Yeah. We can't let that happen.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Well, we can't now go against Bobby Kennedy Jr.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to. We have to fight him. It's
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: the same thing.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Remember Jay Leno was a Doritos guy?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Jay Leno was selling Doritos. I think that's when Bill
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Hicks started attacking him.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: They didn't get along?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Did you ever meet Bill Hicks?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: I never met him. I saw him live, twice. Two
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: or three times. I think three times. But I said
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: hi to him. Like, you know, like that. Like, hey,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Was he, like, famous when you saw him?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: He was famous for comedians. He was famous. He had
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: been on Rodney Dangerfield's Young Comedian special, and that was
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: a big deal back then. This was before he even
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: had his big HBO special. He was just this weird
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: guy who was connected to Kinison. And then the first
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: time I saw him live, I was like, holy shit.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: He was doing things that are so different than any
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: of the other comedy that was popular back then. It
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: was all like, he had something to say about things.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: It was like cultural commentary with jokes. But the cultural
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: commentary was as much of a part as what he
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: was saying was the fact that it was funny. That
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: was totally unique. And then it became a thing where everybody...
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: was copying him. Oh, really?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he was like one of those guys that
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: people just started being like without even without even realizing it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah without realizing it and realizing it and just openly
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: plagiarizing him He was very plagiarized by a bunch of
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: people but he was uh, just doing something different because
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: his interests were different He was following his interests. Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: you know That's what he was interested in talking about. So,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: and he was touring so much that he was working
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: so much that he had so much material because he
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: was just constantly playing in all these places. And unlike
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: a lot of like really respected comedians, he didn't do
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: his tours in the big cities. He was like touring
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: around the deep South. You know, he called it his
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: flying saucer tour because everywhere he would tour was where
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: flying saucers would be spotted. Like these weird fucked up cities.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: And so he developed this, like, really intelligent act that
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: would work on dumb crowds. Huh. Very unique guy.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Like lowbrow, high art kind of stuff or something?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Well, some of it was lowbrow. Some of it was highbrow.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Some of it was just funny. Great social commentary on
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: the war. You know, he was just great. It was
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: just a different thing. I mean, he wasn't as, like,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: laugh-out-loud funny as, like, Richard Jenney. But I remember me
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: and Richard Jenney watched him once, and he said, God,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: every time I see that guy, I'm like... I got
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: to do more of that.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Richard Jenney said that. I saw him say it. And
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: so I'm like, wow. Richard Jenney, to me at that time,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: was one of the greatest comics alive. He was so
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: good in the 1980s. Like people don't realize. I've told
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: this story before, but just for you. There's one time
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: he was at the Eastside Comedy Club. And Eastside Comedy
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Club was a big comedy club in Long Island. Great club.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Awesome club. Richie Minervini used to own it. And we
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: were there on Sunday and the dude who was the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: MC over the weekend was depressed. He was like, Richard
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Jenny did four different hours. And he goes, he didn't
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: repeat a joke once and every hour he killed. He goes,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: he did four completely different hours and no one could
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: do that back then. So for Richard Jenny to tell
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: me that he was watching Bill Hicks, like I got
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: to do more of that. Like that's how influential he was.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Did you see George Carlin perform then too?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw George perform a bunch of times. I
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: saw George perform at a time where he wasn't doing
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: He was struggling with drugs, you think?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I saw him bomb in New Hampshire.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I took my roommates to a casino, saw him play
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: in a casino in New Hampshire, and he fucking ate shit.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: It was weird. It was weird. It's like it wasn't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: worked out. It was like he would go on stage
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: with notebooks, and he was just kind of like working
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: out ideas. He had a very... different way of doing
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: comedy like his way of doing comedy was he would
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: write everything out and then he would bring notebooks on
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: stage and perform it as he wrote it like he
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: didn't do it like almost like doing a one-man show
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: and then every year he would film it for HBO
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: damn yeah it was a totally different style of doing
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: comedy and so he went through periods of time where
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: he was doing real well and he was real funny
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: and then he went through some dark times where he
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: was bombing a lot and that's unfortunately the first time
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I saw.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Him hmm Have you ever seen Roll Tide Willie? That guy.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Who's that? Do you know who that is?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I'll put you on him. I guess he's kind of
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: a comedian now. He played football for Alabama and then
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: he got injured. He was in the military. See if
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: you can pull up something of him.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: So what does he do? Just say his crazy things?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: He loves Alabama. He's like a mascot.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Like a mascot?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's like a mascot. He likes alcohol.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: He looks like he likes alcohol. Yeah.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Sitting here watching and waiting on the bomb again.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Look right here on this side.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Chilling. Chilling. Don't give a piss.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Don't give a piss about nothing but the time.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: What you doing?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: The Tide, Alabama Tide, he likes.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: That's one of his favorites.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: You gotta give people the freedom to not give a
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: fuck about anything but the Tide. Right? That's one of the... Right?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna have transgenders going into the men's room
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: or the women's room, you're gonna have to have that guy, too.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: You gotta be tolerant of that guy.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100%, man. How come you're not?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why are you so judgmental? Like that guy, have
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: some tolerance.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he served for our country too.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Did he? Yeah.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: He got injured in the, or I think he got injured.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: He was in the military with my friend's dad. But he,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I think he played at University of Alabama, but now
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: he's like the biggest fan. But he's kind of a, yeah,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: a mascot for Alabama. He's like the, they call it,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: he goes by Roll Tide Willie.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: So just so you know who he is.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Why did you want to bring him up? I don't know.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Just came to mind?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think we're just talking about, what were
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: we talking about? Oh, comedians, entertainers. I think entertainment's getting
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: interesting because a lot of people are getting entertainers, too,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: just off of social media reels, right?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: So it's like you're finding somebody you might want to watch,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: like Jessica McGowan or something.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Who's that?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Shit, the lady from Buffy the Vampire Slayer I'm talking about? Or,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: you know, Gwyneth Paltrow. Or watch like a.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Or watch Roll Tide. You know what I'm saying? It's
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: just so... Entertainment's just super interesting now.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely open to more things, right? Like, Tim
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: Dillon turned me on to that family in New Jersey
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: that goes to Costco and yells out about cookies.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, the booms. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: That's unfortunate, right?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's crazy.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: We saw how many millions of people watched that. Like,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: that's way more than watched CNN.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: We bring the boom! Yeah, that kid. And the one kid,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I heard, didn't even make good grades, unfortunately, which is like... Well,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: he's not even in school.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Why should he? He's going to make that Costco TikTok money.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: They better not ban TikTok. Imagine that family becomes homeless
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: because some heartless politicians decide to stop that Chinese spyware.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: How about let those morons stay on that shit? Let
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: them steal their passwords. Let them go boom. Dude, I'm
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: on there. You should be.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: But they're taking all, they're taking, but yeah, I guess
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering sometimes what are the Chinese actually taking that
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: they don't already have for me? Except, I mean, they
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: could geolocate me.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Your DNA. They're going to clone you. You're going to
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: be like Alex Jones. They're going to have a different
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: version of you.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Half my family's in recovery. You can have it, bud.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: You can fucking have.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: It, dude. Do you think any of those drones are Chinese?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: How could we have in our airspace a drone from
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: another country and we don't know it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it that we don't know it or we can't
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: do anything about it?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, we could do something about it.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to decide to do something about it.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: And the Biden administration doesn't seem like they're the type
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: that would just be shooting shit out of the sky.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Whereas Trump, that motherfucker will shoot some shit out of
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: the sky. You know, they didn't tell him about some
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: of the balloons that China had circling the country because
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: they were worried he was going to have them shot
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: out of the sky. No way.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: They openly admitted that they didn't tell Trump about some
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: of the balloons. Remember when they shot that balloon out
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: of the sky? Yeah. When they shot that balloon out
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: of the sky, we were talking about this the other day,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: they missed. One of those missiles missed. And went where?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Who fucking knows? I'll tell you.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: It's like New Year's Eve in San Antonio, dude.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Imagine if you're hiking. You're out there in the wilderness. Like,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: this is amazing. I've got my jet boil. I'm going
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: to cook up some ramen tonight.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Thomas.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Shh. Boom, right in the face. Right in the face.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: A missile that was meant for a Chinese balloon.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: And they're never going to admit to that. They'll say
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: it was, yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: You vanished. Yeah. There's nothing to even test.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: You'll be on one of those 411 documentaries or something.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Bro, you get hit in the face with a missile.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: There's nothing left.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: That's on you, too, dude.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: There's nothing left. Yeah. They don't even know you were there.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: You just, you got ate by wolves. Who knows what
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: happened to you?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: God, baby girl is gone.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: You're gone. There's nothing. You're pink mist. Yeah. They're going
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: to scrape you off the leaves, do a DNA test. Yeah, dude.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: You can't hit with a missile out of a fucking
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: fighter jet.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: There wouldn't be enough. There'd be barely enough for a
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: wolf to lick a little bit of you off a rock.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's imagine that Beirut bomb. Okay. That Beirut bomb.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: What do you do? You see it falling.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: What do you do? You don't do anything.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: You got to do something.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: You don't do a thing. You just go, oh, no,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: and then you vaporize. You prepare yourself for the next dimension.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: How long do you get?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: You don't get any time at all. It just happens
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: so fast. If you're in the epicenter of one of
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: those bombs and it just goes off, you don't have
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: any time. It's just, boom, vaporize. The whole city's vaporized.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: What if you're 2,000 yards off?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: You might live. Who knows? You might be behind a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: fucking building and the building might stay up and you
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: just get your eardrums blown out and you get the
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: kind of concussion that you usually get from a horrible
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: car accident. Who knows? I would imagine there's like a level...
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Where you could be far enough away where it's not death,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: like instant death. But where's that level? Where is it?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: It's not close. Close, you're dead for sure. So how
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: far out do you have to be where now you're
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: deaf for the rest of your life? Now you can't see.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Who knows? Now you have no memory of your childhood.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: It's like a concussion of epic proportions, even if you survive,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: depending upon how far out you are. And then, you know,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: you get far out enough that it doesn't affect you
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: at all. You can see it from a distance. That's
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: got to be crazy, too, to know that you could
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: have just been over there and you would have been vaporized.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: Do you hear about the dude that survived Hiroshima and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: then he went to Nagasaki to work and then he
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: survived Nagasaki?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: He survived both of them?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: He just survived both of them.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Still alive?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Still alive. I think he died recently. But this dude,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: he went from, yeah, I think he died a while
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: ago now that I'm thinking about it. This dude went,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: he was in Hiroshima. bomb blew up, killed you know,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: how many people? 150,000 people instantaneously. He escapes, gets out,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: goes to Nagasaki to work. Nagasaki gets hit.
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  Speaker 3: It was less than two miles from the blast zones
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: of both bombs.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: Jeez.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: And did he say how he survived each time? What
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: was the guy's name?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: I can't pronounce the first name. I'll show you.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Give him some credit.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Give Theo a shot at it. What's his name?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Sutomo Yamaguchi.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Totsumo Yamaguchi.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Totsumo Yamaguchi.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: He's been in quite a few fires named Yamaguchi.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Two files.
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  Speaker 2: Less than two miles from the blast zones of Hiroshima
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: and Nagasaki bombings and miraculously survived both without debilitating injuries.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: My double radiation exposure is now an official government record,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Yamaguchi said. I can tell you, the younger generation, the
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: horrifying history of the atomic bombings even before I die.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think we should have done that, Joe, that bomb?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, he lived, he died of stomach cancer at 93.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: That's incredible he lived that long.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Stomach cancer. One of it was because of the bomb.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, he died at 93.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: But some Asians live very long. get 120 years out
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Do I think we should have dropped the bomb on people?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, me neither.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: No, it's fucking insane. It's so insane.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: But it just goes to show you that somewhere inside
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: of us there's an evil that will be evil, you know?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, look at this. No, go up, go up, go up.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: He opposed the country's role in World War II and
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: became so despondent about the war that he considered killing
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: his wife and infant son with sleeping pills if Japan lost.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck, dude.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Company man.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, that's so scary. It's heartbreaking. He said the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: sky was lit with a blaze, the lightning of a
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: huge magnesium flare.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: They saw the plane coming.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He saw the Enola Gay fly over
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Hiroshima and drop an item carried by two parachutes. Suddenly,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: he said the sky lit with a blaze. Oh, my God.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Do you have a bomb shelter? Joe, do you have
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: a bomb.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Shelter at home?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: I should probably get one. But I really think that
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: if a nuclear war breaks out, you really want to
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: be right where the nuke hits.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: You want to end. You don't want to be a male.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: You don't want to live in a zombie apocalypse like post-war.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: What am I? I think I fainted for a while.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: The ground roared and an ear-shattering noise ripped through the air,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: tossing Yamaguchi into the air as a fireball imploded overhead.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: He was dropped face-first into a muddy furrow. The protective
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: measures he took likely saved his life. A woman who
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: had been walking beside him shortly before the blast disappeared altogether.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: I think I fainted for a while when I opened
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: my eyes everything was dark I couldn't see much it
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: was like the start of a film at the cinema
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: before the picture has begun when the blank frames are
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: just flashing up without any sound unreal fuck dude look
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: at it look like fuck.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Can you even fathom one second it looks one way
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: and the next second it looks another way.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: And no one's ever done this before that we know
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: of on earth and then they just decided to drop
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: it on a city Jesus and they did it again Boom, boom.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: The scene in the Oppenheimer when they're deciding where to
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: do it, if that's how it went down, is crazy.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Nuts.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: I've got to watch that.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: That movie's crazy.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah, because you get to see, first of all,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: that dude, Cillian Murphy, that guy's incredible. He's incredible. Yeah,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: he's good. That's the dude from the Peaky Blinders? Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: He's so good. He's such a good actor. And so
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: he nailed this scene. tortured genius Oppenheimer and this creation
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: that he made.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: It'd be so scary. Something you thought was probably for
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: a purpose in the beginning and then you changed your
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: mind during it.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: Also, you have to do it because if you don't
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: do it, if the Germans get it, they're going to
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: kill everybody. Still wounded and heavily bandaged, Yamaguchi returned to
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: work on August 9, the day Nagasaki was bombed. He
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: was providing his supervisor a detailed account of the Hiroshima
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: bombing when the landscape outside the office suddenly lit up
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: in a blinding light. and Yamaguchi fell to the floor
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: as shockwaves destroyed the windows. Suddenly, the same white light
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: filled the room, he later recalled. I thought the mushroom
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: cloud had followed me from Hiroshima. Wow. That's crazy.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: That's when you just got to shoot.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: A reinforced stairwell in the office protected the conference room
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: where Yamaguchi and his colleagues were.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: They just heard his story, and it says, Some of
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: them took cover in a manner similar to how he
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: described in Hiroshima.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: His wife was soaked in black rain and was poisoned,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: as their daughter later recalled. In the subsequent weeks, Yamaguchi
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: suffered high fever, severe hair loss, continuous vomiting, and other
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: symptoms from radiation poisoning. Motherfucker, dude.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: How much would have to happen in America for things
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: to get to a place where people are just like
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: every man for himself? Like, do you feel like... Like that.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Like that kind of thing. Power going out.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: What keeps us together is electricity. Right now, the way
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: society is structured, we are so dependent upon electricity that
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: without electricity, we don't have anything. We don't have any cooling.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: We have no ice. We have no way of processing water.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: We're fucked. Without electricity, we have no transportation. We're really
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: fucked without electricity. Electricity without oil, without any fuel at all,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: we're doomed. We're fucking doomed. And all we have is
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: burning things.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: And do you think for the first day, people would
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: be kind of organized? Like, let's see what happens here,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: watching the news. And then the second day, shit would
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: get AWOL. Like, how quick would people?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: As soon as people ran out of food. And that
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: doesn't take long. That's a few days. It's a few days.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: And then everyone's like, oh, I'm going to get a rifle,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: learn how to hunt. Good luck.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Not at the last minute. What are you going to
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: put an ad at the last minute? Sorry it's so late, guys.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Need to learn how to hunt or whatever.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: Now, by the way, if everybody goes hunting, here's the
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: dirty secret about hunting. The reason why hunting works is
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: because everybody doesn't hunt. If everybody hunted, there'd be no
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: more animals. They almost did that in the 1800s, man.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: They started doing what they call market hunting. And market
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: hunting almost wiped out everything in this country. It almost
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: wiped out all the elk, wiped out most of the buffalo,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: almost wiped out white-tailed deer. Really? Yeah, man. Because people
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: were hunting them.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: They could hunt as much as they wanted?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: As much as they wanted. There was no regulation. And
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: they were selling the meat. And there was no refrigeration.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: So you have to kill them all the time. So
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: they would hire professional hunters and that's how they would
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: get their meat. And they were just devastating populations of animals.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've seen the piles of buffalo bones, right? Terrifying.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: They killed millions of buffalo in a few years. They
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: brought the herds down to nothing in a few years.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Got that close to total extinction.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: And was that because people were like expanding west and
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: they needed food?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: They needed food. They needed the skins. They wanted the tongues.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: Pickled tongues was a big delicacy on the East Coast.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: So they would shoot them for their tongue only, which
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: is crazy. So you're taking one of the biggest animals
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: that lives in North America and you're slaughtering it just
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: for the smallest organ or the smallest thing, their tongue.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: So people did that already. And if there's no power,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: there's not enough food. There's just not.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: We don't have enough wild game for 330 million people
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: for a year. Forget about forever. We don't, huh? We don't.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: We definitely don't. We definitely 100% don't. And the only
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: reason why you can have these giant populations of people
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: like Los Angeles, the only way you can have that
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: is farmers. Right. You have to have farmers. You have
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: to have people that are fucking fully dedicated 24 hours
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: a day to growing animals and food all the time
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: to supply those people. So if you looked at the
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: amount of farmers versus the amount of people that they feed,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: it's crazy.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a great point how exponential it probably is, huh?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: Crazy. So if all that's gone, then all those people
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: have no food. And then where are they getting it?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Are they going to be willing to, like, how are
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: they going to learn how to herd cattle?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: And the farmers are going to be sitting there licking
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: their chops.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Well, they're going to be killed, most likely.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, people are going to try to get them for
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: their food.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: But the farmers will be ready.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: For a while. You know, how long can you hold
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: off millions of people with guns? The United States has
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: more guns than most of the world. We have 40%
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: of the firearms on Earth.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: We can.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Then they can do it for a while, I guess.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: See if that statistic is true. I believe it is.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: I think the American people have an exponential number in
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: comparison to every other country. We have so much more
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: weapons than any other country. And I think we have
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: more guns than the entire Chinese army by a large amount.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: No way, really? Yeah, by a large amount. Just the
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: American population has more guns.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: It's so embedded in our culture because I'll meet people
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: sometimes and they're like, you guys have all these guns.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: It's like, there's no way to not have guns here.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: Well, there's more guns than there are people here.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: But how would you even do it if some people
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: were like, you should get rid of guns, right? Because
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: you hear people say that sometimes.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: Well, you're not going to get rid of guns altogether.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: You're not going to eliminate the technology, right? So the technology,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: if it exists, someone's going to have the guns. Who's
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: going to have those guns? Well, you're going to have
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: the government's going to have the guns. So you're basically
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: giving the guns to people that are known liars who've
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: been manipulating and controlling people from the beginning of time.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: You can't have that. And the reason why the United
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: States has such a unique freedom is Is because the
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: First Amendment is protected by the Second Amendment.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Didn't Chris Rock have a bit about that? I believe
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he did.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: I believe Chris Rock had a bit about that. He
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: probably did. I think he did.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: One last question before we go, Joe.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: What's up, Jamie?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: 35 to 50% of the guns, somewhere in the range
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: of $ 270 million out of the $ 645 million total. Guns
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: in America?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: It's close to 42%. That's big estimates.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: 42% of the guns in the world. Right here, baby.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: His dog's over there snoring. You know why? Because he
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: can see... He could sleep well.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: There's hard men out there with pistols. Protecting that little dog.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Dogs used to be, they used to protect us.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: Carl ain't protecting nobody. Carl's fucking. Carl bites me full
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: blast every day.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: He loves that. He loves to meet a man with
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: his face.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: He doesn't hurt you.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: He doesn't.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: No, he's adorable. Yeah. But you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: we need to protect Carl. He can't protect us. That's
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: how soft people have gotten. We gotta. Listen to him
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: order a snort. You hear him? Yeah.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: He sounds like Lee Syatt a little.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: When Lee gets too many edibles, they're back. The Church
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: of What's Happening Now is back.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Just saw the first episode.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: It's so cool.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: I was telling Joey for a while, I orchestrated getting
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: the two of them together at the mothership. I'm like,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: I've got to get you guys together. I was putting
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: it in his ear. I'm like, Joey, you guys got
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: to bring the band back. He goes, we're going to.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: We're going to. We're going to. Joey and Lee in California,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: when they had that show, it was in this weird
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: little office building. So bizarre.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: You'd park out there. You'd be lucky to find a spot.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: It had a really 80s vibe out there. They had
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: like one kind of neon kind of light that was
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: kind of like they'd have their door for their office
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: like open a little bit. And it didn't seem like
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: it was an office. It seemed like it was a
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: place where they shot like kind of quick porn over.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see the one episode where they had
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: an office building at one point in time with a
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: bunch of other people that had office buildings? And Joey
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: was too loud and they were yelling at him to
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: be quiet. He's like, shut the fuck up. No. It
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: was amazing.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: We used to share a wall with a nail salon
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: for a while.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they'd always be chattering in there and yelling
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: about stuff.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: It was fun. Oh, that's okay.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Some of that was fun, dude. I remember we used
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: to share a wall with Fighter and the Kid for
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: a while, and that was so much fun. We'd bang
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: on the wall at each other.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: There was a bunch of podcasts that were being done
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: in a couple areas like that in California, where they
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: had little podcast studio places where several sets would be.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: It was so much fun.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: But those guys, they'd always ran into some money problem.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: There was always some producer that was taking too much money,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: and they wanted control of the show, and I ran
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: into so many dudes that had podcast deals that went south.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: And it was, again, the same kind of thing, power
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: and corruption. Yeah. There's so many guys who had podcast deals.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: And then the people that they did this, that had
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: this network wound up owning their podcast and selling their podcast.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: And they were like, what the fuck? They just got robbed. Yeah.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: We got robbed. I mean, we got stolen from.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: You got literally robbed.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But we didn't, we still had ownership, you know?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But they stole your ad revenue, right?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: For a year. Yeah, man, there was a lot of
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: dirty business in the podcast world. It was dark. Well,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: it's the Wild West, right? It was a completely new thing.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, when the money spigot opened,
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: it just opened. Like, whoo! Like, I made no money
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: for like five years. I just did it for funsies.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, the spigot just opened. Yeah,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: your spigot. Yeah, really. Yeah, the.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: Most open spigot.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Right now I have the most open spigot.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: And congratulations.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: You work harder than any podcaster by far, man. And
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: you're so great at it, man.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to keep your foot on the gas, son.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: That's the thing about podcasts or anything else. When you've got,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: you're essentially, you're running a business, right? What is the business?
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: The business is interesting content. All right. How much are
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: you actually interested in interesting content? Because if you're not,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: it's not going to work. So you've got to be
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: fully interested, which I am. That's where I'm lucky. I'm
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: lucky that I'm interested in all these things. Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: Pay attention to this shit. Even if I wasn't talking
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: about it, I'd be watching podcasts on this kind of
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: shit because I'm interested. I'm interested in ancient civilizations. I'm
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: interested in cultures. Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Well, we learn a lot of stuff by listening to
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: you learn it, man. So it's cool, you know? I
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: have one question. I know you, one time we were
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: talking about if you ever retired, right?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: And you said maybe you would start painting maybe if
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: you ever retired.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: Did I say that? Yeah.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: It could have been.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Even if you were.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: I was probably taking some of that Delta 8. What's
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: it called? The stuff they have out here? Delta 8.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: It's legal. It's a legal loophole. Legal weed. Yeah, I'm
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: all fucked up on Delta-8, son.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: You had a Delta-8? Oh, there's a bunch of Delta-8
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: out here. But are you still using it?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: It's legit.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, sure it is.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: It's at a gas station.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: I was asking. Like boner pills. They work.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Talk to Red Band. One of those makes your nose
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: bleed really bad.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Red Band stuff.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Those aggressive rhinos, whatever those ones are, they make your
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: fucking nose bleed.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Red Band's a connoisseur. He'll tell you what the good
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: ones are.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I went down the road. I used to get
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: them from India. I used to get all that shit.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: India?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But what would you paint, dude? That's what I
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: was thinking. I was just thinking about you painting.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: I was lying.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: You were?
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to be. I'm not interested in painting.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: Come on, man. No, man. If I was going to retire,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: you know what I would do?
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: I want a damn lithograph, dude.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: You know, if I was going to retire, I would
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: just bow hunt and play pool. That's what I would do.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: If I said I don't want to do anything for
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: money from now on, I would bow hunt and play pool.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: I'd try to play pool for money, but I would
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: never win any money. I can never beat the best guys.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: If you think you could have devoted so much, as
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: much time, because that's one thing you start to learn
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: about life. It's like, oh, I only have so much time, right?
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: If you could have devoted as much time, you think,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: do you think you could have been really good at it?
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: Because I know you really loved it. If pool was
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: a legitimate sport when.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: I was in my 20s, 100% I would have become
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: a professional pool player. 100%. I wanted to play pool
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: all the time because it was a population of misfits.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: That's what it was. It wasn't just the game itself.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: It was the misfits. I always felt like a misfit.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I felt like a misfit.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Moved around a lot. My parents broke up when I
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: was young. I never felt like I fit in anywhere
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: until I started hanging around the pool wall. I was like, oh,
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: these guys are just like me. They're all people that
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: they're just too ADD to ever keep a real job.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: They're just nutty people. And they all had like different
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: things that they did for money. But what they were
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: really obsessed with was that game, was playing pool and
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: going to pool halls. Because you'd go to pool halls
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: and it was a bunch of guys like you. Just
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: a bunch of weirdos who just wanted to laugh and
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: have fun and play this game. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, maybe that would be nice and paining.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: The problem with painting is, you know, look, I love art.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: If I was called to paint, like if it felt
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: like something, maybe I would get into doing it. But
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: that's not what I'm interested in right now. You know? Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe I would be. But I don't think so. You know,
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: I think if I retire, I'm just going to pursue interests.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to like learn languages and shit and
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: just do something different.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think when I stop doing this, I'm ever
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: going to do anything else publicly. I probably won't want
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: them anymore. I get to a point where I think
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: a lot of people get to where they're just like, eh,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: I'm on off this ride.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: Do you ever wear a disguise when you go places?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: Every day. I'm wearing a disguise right now. Like tall Biden.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: Remember when they had the fake Biden?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: Was that real? Was that a tall guy?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: A tall guy.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Get fucked.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: A tall guy pretending to be Biden. 100% wasn't Biden.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: The CIA has had, like, super sophisticated outfits. Look, have
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: you seen Adam Ray when he dresses up like Dr. Phil?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you forget.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: Pretty fucking good. We did the H-E-B. I saw that Biden.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: He did Biden. Bro, I mean, and this is, like,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: easy two hours of makeup. They're not even trying to
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: make him look real, and he looks real. He looks crazy.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: This is him, like, 20 minutes in his car.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: All you need is a dude with similar face structure
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: to Biden, and you can make him Biden. 100%. And
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: I think they definitely did that. I think there was
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: a point in time where he was later. America? America.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: We're protecting you, Theo Vaughn. We can't have China think
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: that our president is down and that Kamala Harris is
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: running the military. Come on, son. We know what we're doing.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: Pull up the photo.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: What about the lot?
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: Pull up the video of the tall Biden. Because there
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: ain't no way it's the same dude. Bring his ass up.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Because he wasn't even a little taller.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Bring that honky up.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like. It's a crazy thing to say, but
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: don't say that. It was the president.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like, you know, it was like Bobby Lee
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: next to Ari. Yeah. I was like, something is different.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: Not the same guy. He's so much taller. He was
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: like six inches taller. Like not a little taller. And
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: they're like, we got nobody? No, we got nobody. Look
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: at the size of this motherfucker. Oh, get fucked.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: That's not real, dude.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: That's real. Look at the size. Who the fuck is that?
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Look at the size of his legs.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: Is that Will Ferrell?
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: Bro, that guy's a basketball player. They got some.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: Look at the difference in size.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: So that's the real Biden.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: And Trump really met him?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: And that's the real Obama, right? Real Obama, real Biden.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Now give me fake Biden again. No, no, no, fake one.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: The giant. No, no, no, no, no. The giant one
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: when he's walking around. This one. This video. Who is that? Bro,
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: look at how much taller he is than Jill. He's
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: never that much taller than Jill. Jill's wearing heels, son.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Look at her heels. See her heels elevated in the back?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: She's wearing heels. He's towering over her. That's a giant Biden.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: That's Sasquatch.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's really, really interesting.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Do people have done a comparison to his height compared
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: to what he normally is? Tall Biden was a real thing.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: Do you think what happens to him after he goes
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: away in office? What happens to him?
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Carter. He votes like this. He can't wait to
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: vote for Pete Buttigieg. They roll him out there.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: Who controls Joe Biden if he's not controlling himself?
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: Whoever is letting him fucking pardon 8 million people.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: Some of the guys said they don't want the pardon.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Do you see that?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Bro, he's pardoned more people than anybody ever by a
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: long shot.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: He's got Alzheimer's. Tiger King too, somebody said.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, he better pardon Tiger King.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: I think he did. Didn't he just get... Somebody said
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: he just pardoned him.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: Did he? That can't be real.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: I saw that the... It's a little overinflated because of
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: all the marijuana charges that got added in.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: For Tiger King?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: They threw all those people in. No, in Joe Biden's pardon.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Oh. I want to see that mad slurper get back out.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: That's a good thing that he's doing that, but he's
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: still pardoned more people than anybody ever.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, when Tiger King gets back out here, fucking wait, America.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: He'll be a guest on this podcast. With the knee brace,
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: pistol on his hip.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: With that whip?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He'll try to fuck Jamie for sure.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: He's going to fucking slurp on somebody, dude.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: He again lobbies for presidential pardon. Jamie, what are the
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: odds this guy tries to fuck you if we bring
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: him in the studio? It's 100%. Not that he's going
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: to fuck you. No way would he.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: That'd be the first one on his list. I don't
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: have all the people in the building.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: You're the guy who moves all other people.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: We'll hold him back by the hips. We'll have ground.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: He moves on you.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: We'll have side control on him.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: He moves on you. You're a nice guy. I shaved
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: my mustache.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is, the mustache. He's trying. He's trying,
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: but they're not going to let him out. Maybe they should.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he got out of this wonder what
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: kind of job he would get into. They're not going
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: to let him work offshore or whatever.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: Stuffed animals. He's all his own stuffed animals. Yeah. Open
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: his own builder bear, build a tiger.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: You know, he's in there helping you stuff it.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You stuff it. And then the little recording thing,
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: when you have a little thing in there where you
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: press the button and it gives a little recording. When
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: my kids, I used to have one for one of
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: my daughters. When she'd squeeze it, it said, Daddy loves you. Oh,
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: that's sweet. It was adorable. That's what he's going to do.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: He's going to do that for people.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: Same thing.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: I want to suck your cock. Daddy loves you. I
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: want to suck your cock. Hey, what you doing with
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: all that cock?
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: Take me to the river.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: I'm looking around just Twitter, and he tweeted that yesterday.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Please repost, comment, and tag anyone if
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: you can show support right now more than ever. Why
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: am I in the back?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: Is that really true?
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: That's a real photo. You don't forget it happening? You
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: don't remember that podcast? That was right after you did
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: Bernie Sanders. That guy came in. What is it like
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: for you? Can I ask you this? You're interviewing legitimate
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: people now. You interviewed Trump. You interviewed Bernie Sanders. You interviewed...
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: Who else? J.D. Walsh? Who else did you interview? You've
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: interviewed a lot of very interesting people. Are you enjoying that?
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I am, man. I think it's been,
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to learn more, you know, so that's
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  Speaker 1: been one of my goals.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing a great job because you, I mean, you
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: get silly, you're still yourself, you know, you're still silly,
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  Speaker 2: but you're having like real conversations with these people.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Bobby Kennedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I mean, I knew Bobby, which was
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: lucky and we were going through Vermont and Bernie said
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: he would come on the podcast. So that was super fortunate.
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  Speaker 1: And then Dana helped, you know, I wanted to talk
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: to Trump because his brother had died of alcoholism and
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: it was like a world that I had like spent
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of my life like you know, in and
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: dealing with. And so I wanted to like, just see
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: what he, like if he was normal about something like that,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. So, yeah, but I think it's been interesting. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I think it felt like a lot of responsive. I got,
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: I started to have some ego issues. I think I
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: was just trying to be like, you know, just know
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: what you're doing, man. Like you don't have some big responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: I think I had this ego trap where it made
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: me felt, I just had to kind of manage some
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: stuff for a little bit, but I've been feeling better now.
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  Speaker 1: I think, um, like what, what was the trap? I
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: think you just start to think, oh, well, I'm important, right?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: And it's okay if I have importance to myself and
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: there's things that I want to examine and learn for
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: myself and that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: But your role as an important person. Right. You started
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: thinking about that because you're getting a lot of views.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I think it started to just scare me. So I
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: got nervous and then I had people that would ask
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: me about stuff that I felt like I didn't know
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: about or people would think that I... knew more than
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: I did, or like I had something to do with
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: like the election, like things like that made me super
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: kind of nervous. And so I think I just was
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: kind of trying to manage that for a bit. But
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: I've been feeling like better about it. And I know
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: some places are things to be funny. Some places are
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: things that mean something to me. Just like learning about
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: healthcare and people getting screwed. Like there are some like
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: smaller causes. I can't learn about everything, but there's some
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: things that I do care about that I can like
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: seek more information about, you know?
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: And then to just try to get more interested in
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: things like just be, you know, learn about when I
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: open myself up to learn about more things, you know.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: So that's the.
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  Speaker 2: Key is like knowing when to just listen, when to
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: when to try to be funny. Just fuck around. Learn
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: how to be yourself.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: The more you do and the more relaxed you get
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: when you do them.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that happens, too. I mean, this is probably the
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: most relaxed I felt like being around you today, you know.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: Around me.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I just like, yeah, sometimes you get nervous.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: Do you get nervous just because so many people are listening?
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? The numbers?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think at first. And then I think, yeah,
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I look up to you, I think. And
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: so I, you know, and you're, you know, you're the champ.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: You're the best. And so it's like, I don't know
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: if it's a nerve. I don't know what it is,
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: but there's sometimes I feel some.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: You know, well, thank you, but you don't need to
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: you don't need to feel that like you and I've
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: been friends for a long fucking time You could be yourself.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you remind me of that and I appreciate it,
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: you know, cuz it does it does help I think
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: it's just like an old thing of like, um, it's
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: like an old energy thing. That doesn't make any sense
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: anymore Mm-hmm, you know, but sometimes like that template is
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: still there a little.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: Bit, right? Well, that's a Hollywood template right like the
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: people that are more established and bigger. It's like Yeah, no,
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: there's that you know gets.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I Yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: You always anytime I think that way, you always bring
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: it back down to a super normal place. So thank you.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: But it should be super normal. That's really the appeal
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: of all this that we do is that it is
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: super normal is that a guy like you can have
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: no pretense and just ask Bernie Sanders questions like, why
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: the fuck are they getting away with this? Like, why?
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: Why is it structured this way? Why all these corporations?
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: stealing all this money and fucking everybody out. All these,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: you know, why was, why is this happening?
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: And those are, it's, if you can have those real conversations,
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: this is the only place where they exist. Then you're
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: never going to get these kinds of conversations on a
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: late night talk show. You don't, you're not going to
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: get them. They don't have these kinds of, there's, it's
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: not possible. You, you can't go into depth about things.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: There's no way you can go for hours and hours
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: just talking to people who can't do it. Yeah.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. And I think it's interesting. It's like, you know,
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: there's still things that I want to do in my
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: life personally. And there's like, talking with people has helped
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: me a ton, you know, like even just confidence from
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 1: being like, you know, from getting to talk with different
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: UFC fighters and things over the years. Like there's a
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: lot of like people that I've gotten to speak to
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: or people I've heard on your shows and other shows
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: that inspire me, like in little moments of my life,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: you know, like it's important, you know? Yeah. So I
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: don't know. I definitely, I mean, I feel like, you know,
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: I just want to, you know, try my best, keep learning.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: And just have a good time too.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you seem like you're having a good time. Yeah.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: And you're doing a great job. You really are. And
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: you're getting really good at it. Like the more you
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: do it, the better you get at it. You can
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: really tell. There's a lot of good people podcasting now.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: It's an awesome time.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: You and Tim Dillon, that episode, the last one you
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: guys did.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 2: He's the best. He's the absolute best at the rant.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody else.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: No champ like him. He's the number one. He's the
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan of the rant.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Even seeing Shane, seeing Shane for literally, my mom
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: texted me last night. She's like, that's Shane Gillis. He
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: just makes some of the best faces.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: Right away.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: And so even earlier, we go back to, you're like,
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: I got Shane Gillis back here. I thought you were,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: it was like a new beverage or something you had made.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: And so I go back and there's a sauna back
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: there by your gym.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: You never saw the gym before. I can't believe you
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: never saw the gym. The gym's pretty dope, right?
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the gym's great, but I didn't think you had
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: a Shane Gillis on tap. So we fucking go in there,
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: and there's a meat closet where you're drying aged beef.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: I actually do have one of those. Yeah, of course.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: And there's a fucking full-body strap of Shane Gillis hanging
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: in that bitch. And he just puts his head up
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: near the glass, and that moment alone, like... Oh, that
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 1: was the best.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: Does it make you want to move here?
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely helps, man. I'm starting to look. Because
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not having it. I got to get a family soon, too, dude.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: Get yourself a nice Texas girl. I know. I am.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: I'm motivated.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: Ladies, let's put that energy out there. Get Theo a
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: nice Texas girl. I know they're out here. There's a
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: ton of them out here. This is the greatest place
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: in the world to be a single guy like you.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: It seems very diverse here, too.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: People are friendly. They're genuinely friendly. And they're not friendly
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: because they want something from you like L.A. They're not
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: friendly because you're famous and friendly because they want to
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: get famous, too. They're just friendly.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they're fun.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: Just nice people living their life.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: They're fun, boy.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: Theo Vaughn, I love you to death.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: I love you, too, man.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: Thanks for everything. This is the end of part two.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: There it is. That's both of them. Jamie, thanks so much, too.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet your dog for the second time.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: Powerful call. Look at him over there. Powerful call. Does
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: he wake yet?
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: He's waiting.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: He's waiting.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: He wakes up when?
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: He wakes up right around now. He's like, probably about
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: time for me to get up and start terrorizing people again.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like China.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: All right. Bye, everybody. Peace.