Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #706 Johnny C
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here that
- 0:02Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so much
- 0:05Speaker 1: everybody for patiently waiting and hitting that thumbs up and
- 0:08Speaker 1: making sure that you guys are here on time sorry
- 0:11Speaker 1: for being fashionably late but you know how it is
- 0:13Speaker 1: at least at least i've been doing better at cutting
- 0:16Speaker 1: off the part where you guys are waiting so the
- 0:17Speaker 1: show starts on time for the replay you're welcome dogs
- 0:21Speaker 1: uh also what is also this show is uh sponsored.
- 0:26Speaker 2: By me Because I don't know where Chicklets is at,
- 0:29Speaker 2: and I don't know where Hadar is at.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Damn.
- 0:31Speaker 1: So, salute to me for sponsoring the show. Also, shout
- 0:36Speaker 1: out to our injury attorney, Sepulveda at Law. Definitely overdue
- 0:41Speaker 1: for going to the cigar lounge, bro. Please, take us back.
- 0:47Speaker 3: What is it?
- 0:47Speaker 2: It would be great.
- 0:48Speaker 1: And also, too, the man of the hour, who I
- 0:51Speaker 1: get happy to see him, like I used to when
- 0:53Speaker 1: I used to see my drug dealer... Red Eyes Coffee LA.
- 0:56Speaker 1: That fool is going to be bringing some coffee. I
- 0:58Speaker 1: swear to God, dog. That fool puts drugs in that shit, bro,
- 1:02Speaker 1: for sure. I was like, I'm addicted, bro. When that
- 1:04Speaker 1: fool's not here, bro.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Definitely a sativa in there.
- 1:08Speaker 1: He puts something in there, bro. I don't know what
- 1:09Speaker 1: he does, and that fool just knows.
- 1:12Speaker 2: What's up with that? With all the coffee. Now to... Oh, fuck.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Well, to my right is the one and only XG.
- 1:24Speaker 4: What's up, dawg?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yes, I am to your right now. I am not
- 1:27Speaker 2: your right-hand man anymore.
- 1:29Speaker 3: No, you are his right-hand man. Am I? You're no
- 1:30Speaker 3: longer his right-hand man.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Man, I'm confused now.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Fuck, dawg. We got a new studio, guys.
- 1:34Speaker 4: What's up?
- 1:35Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:35Speaker 5: Shout out to E-Zone for sponsoring the podcast and another
- 1:38Speaker 5: Polak because that's what I'm smoking today.
- 1:40Speaker 1: You didn't give it to your dad?
- 1:42Speaker 4: No, no.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Se peló a la verga, el cabrón.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:44Speaker 6: You'd rather have a lady than a joint.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Huh?
- 1:46Speaker 6: You'd rather have a lady than a joint.
- 1:47Speaker 4: Oh, that's him, bro.
- 1:49Speaker 5: That's him to this day. He brought his lady over
- 1:50Speaker 5: to my spot, and I looked at him like- To.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Your spot, Xavier?
- 1:54Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
- 1:54Speaker 4: This is a recipe for a forno film, dog.
- 1:56Speaker 6: Yeah, your dad smashed a girl.
- 1:57Speaker 4: He didn't even give me a warning, bro.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Next thing you know, there's a girl in my fucking house,
- 2:01Speaker 5: and I'm like, yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Next thing you know, your lady comes in. Did you
- 2:03Speaker 4: call her mom?
- 2:04Speaker 6: Huh?
- 2:04Speaker 3: Did you call her mom? Stepmom.
- 2:05Speaker 5: Nah.
- 2:05Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:05Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:05Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Mama.
- 2:07Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:07Speaker 7: Mama.
- 2:07Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Mama. Mama.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Mama. Mama. Mama.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Mama.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Mama.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:10Speaker 8: Mama.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Mama.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Mama.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Mama.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Mama.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Literally, I was like, bro,
- 2:16Speaker 3: it was our day.
- 2:17Speaker 2: It was our day. You're supposed to come here. You
- 2:20Speaker 2: were supposed to come here, help me out with my studio. No,
- 2:22Speaker 2: drink a chela. Bro, the second we were done with
- 2:24Speaker 2: that studio, se.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Peló a la verga.
- 2:27Speaker 3: You and the girl had to have a talk. You're like, okay,
- 2:28Speaker 3: which one of us gets to call him daddy? Because
- 2:31Speaker 3: I used to, but now I get that you're going
- 2:33Speaker 3: to call him daddy now, so I'll just call him papa.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Ay, papi.
- 2:37Speaker 1: And now, well, to my left, currently, is the dark one.
- 2:44Speaker 1: The one and only Nitty who sent the scammers on
- 2:48Speaker 1: my website.
- 2:49Speaker 3: Let's go. That's what you get for talking all that shit.
- 2:51Speaker 3: What's going on? Number one Mexican podcast in the world,
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- 3:01Speaker 3: Get it on the secret menu. Secret menu.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Also, thank you, Ray, for writing the boards, Morning Shop Films,
- 3:06Speaker 2: and Morning Real Podcast.
- 3:08Speaker 6: Viva Galaxy.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Next one.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Yeah, you better fucking. Ray has the referee's trading card.
- 3:16Speaker 7: Hey it's probably rare dude with the auto for sure
- 3:18Speaker 7: uh also what is it joining us is uh a
- 3:24Speaker 7: fellow comedian as well and we have been having a
- 3:26Speaker 7: lot of comedians in.
- 3:27Speaker 1: The uh in the world but this guy has dirt
- 3:30Speaker 1: on nitty for sure oh yeah we're talking about the
- 3:34Speaker 1: one and only johnny c welcome back dog Well, good
- 3:38Speaker 1: to see you.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Again, dog.
- 3:39Speaker 9: Thanks for having me. Appreciate it. I do have all
- 3:42Speaker 9: the dirt. I'm just happy to be here to hear
- 3:45Speaker 9: about how you guys teach nitty Mexican shit.
- 3:49Speaker 4: The things that he's learned and the times that he's.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Been like, man.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Does that fool really have chamoy around the house like that?
- 3:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 3:58Speaker 1: There's just like different versions of it, huh? Like different companies.
- 4:01Speaker 1: I haven't had any since the pineapple.
- 4:03Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, bro? Like shout out to Mr.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Candies because there's a lot of people that freaking shouted
- 4:08Speaker 1: him out and they're like, yo, this guy has some
- 4:10Speaker 1: good chamoy. I really didn't know there was a lot
- 4:12Speaker 1: of you fools are chamoy connoisseurs, but if I had
- 4:16Speaker 1: to take your blood pressure, I would definitely bet on
- 4:18Speaker 1: it for sure.
- 4:19Speaker 2: You fools are all about that sodium. Yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 3: It's good, man.
- 4:23Speaker 2: It's like.
- 4:27Speaker 3: When you come on this podcast as a business, your
- 4:29Speaker 3: shit blows up.
- 4:31Speaker 2: You know what? No, it could go two ways, dawg.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Like, for example, if we had a protein bar company,
- 4:36Speaker 1: it better be the protein bar or protein bar.
- 4:38Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we wouldn't just have them. You know what
- 4:39Speaker 3: I'm saying?
- 4:40Speaker 1: But, like, yo, you bring something like a Chamoy company
- 4:42Speaker 1: or fucking Hot Cheeto fucking carne asada seca, talk.
- 4:46Speaker 2: These motherfuckers are acting like the Lakers won fucking.
- 4:48Speaker 3: 2023, dog.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Or 2003.
- 4:49Speaker 2: They're rioting. They're like, it was Chamoy. It's good, man. Yeah, dog.
- 4:57Speaker 1: They act like the Teletubbies when that fucking yellow shit
- 4:59Speaker 1: they ate. You know what I'm talking about?
- 5:03Speaker 3: You know what's so funny? One time, my dad used
- 5:05Speaker 3: to work. My dad worked night shifts my whole life.
- 5:06Speaker 3: And then sometimes I'd come home from school just as
- 5:08Speaker 3: my dad was.
- 5:09Speaker 2: That's what hated you guys, huh?
- 5:09Speaker 3: He was just starting to pass out as we were
- 5:11Speaker 3: coming home from school. And one time I came home,
- 5:13Speaker 3: my dad, I think, was pretending to be asleep. He
- 5:16Speaker 3: was in his room. I walk into his room. My
- 5:17Speaker 3: dad is in bed just watching Teletubbies. You're a grown
- 5:20Speaker 3: ass man.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Was he like conscious?
- 5:25Speaker 3: Like, or was he just like, probably not. No, but
- 5:27Speaker 3: it was on, you know what I mean? I was like,
- 5:28Speaker 3: it's still the same channel. The fuck you doing on
- 5:30Speaker 3: PBS dog.
- 5:31Speaker 1: You ever like, like you ever been like, you know,
- 5:34Speaker 1: like when you, when you grew up with somebody that
- 5:36Speaker 1: has a kid and then like, You have one of
- 5:38Speaker 1: those nights and then the next day you're like, what
- 5:40Speaker 1: the fuck is.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Their Paw Patrol playing? You're just like, yo.
- 5:44Speaker 4: I gotta get out of here. This isn't my life.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I'm leaving. I don't care if you're asleep.
- 5:49Speaker 2: I'm out of here, dude. We're not doing breakfast.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Hanging out with a new parent. They're just humming Baby Shark.
- 5:55Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 5:56Speaker 1: Honestly, man, that shit. You think it was easier to
- 5:59Speaker 1: be a parent back then or a parent now? I
- 6:01Speaker 1: think there's both fucking ways.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Yeah, both ways. I don't know.
- 6:05Speaker 6: Let's ask the guest.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Are you a parent?
- 6:08Speaker 9: I'm not a parent. I have nine nieces and nephews.
- 6:11Speaker 3: He has a crazy story.
- 6:12Speaker 4: He's like, my brothers like to fuck.
- 6:14Speaker 9: I'm the oldest of four, so I never wanted kids.
- 6:17Speaker 3: But also, you come from like, tell them that.
- 6:20Speaker 6: You're... You remind me of one of the characters of
- 6:22Speaker 6: Breaking Bad.
- 6:23Speaker 4: Hilarious.
- 6:24Speaker 6: You know which one?
- 6:25Speaker 3: Badger.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes. Fucking A, dog.
- 6:30Speaker 6: I hadn't seen that show in over 10 years, man.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Yeah, no, Badger.
- 6:33Speaker 2: He looks like he knows the hell out of IPAs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 6:37Speaker 2: for sure.
- 6:38Speaker 9: I look like I know some IPAs, but I've heard
- 6:40Speaker 9: Badger a bunch of times before. But yeah, I'm the
- 6:43Speaker 9: oldest of four. I never wanted kids. My sisters are
- 6:46Speaker 9: 12 and 17 years younger than me, so I always
- 6:49Speaker 9: had babies around.
- 6:50Speaker 3: 17 years younger. Yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 9: So my sister was the friends of all the teenage
- 6:57Speaker 9: moms that I grew up with.
- 6:59Speaker 4: Damn. And they knew her. She knew him as the mom.
- 7:01Speaker 4: I'm like, that's not the mom. That's Christina.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Get out of here.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, fuck, dude. That's a lot of kids
- 7:10Speaker 1: being around, bro. Is that what influenced for you not
- 7:12Speaker 1: to want one?
- 7:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a lot of work. You know what's crazy?
- 7:16Speaker 1: I think for my generation, at least for speaking for
- 7:18Speaker 1: myself being Latino, bro, and especially growing up lower middle class.
- 7:23Speaker 2: They fucking told you.
- 7:25Speaker 1: My parents acted like if you fucking got a girl pregnant,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and the same thing with my girl cousins. Or if
- 7:30Speaker 1: they got pregnant, they acted like that shit was the
- 7:32Speaker 1: end of the world. I still feel like that. And
- 7:35Speaker 1: that's exactly to my point. I feel that that mentality
- 7:39Speaker 1: kind of like, not traumatized you, but it got instilled
- 7:42Speaker 1: to you where you look at the one career-breaking move
- 7:46Speaker 1: is having a kid.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:49Speaker 1: And then your logic to it, you're like, well, how
- 7:51Speaker 1: can that be? And then you're like, fuck, dude, I
- 7:53Speaker 1: never saw my parent. I had to be raised by
- 7:54Speaker 1: my grandma. I had to be raised by... Because my
- 7:57Speaker 1: mom was always working to keep you alive and all
- 7:59Speaker 1: this shit.
- 8:00Speaker 4: What did they say to scare you so bad? Your
- 8:03Speaker 4: brother's gay. Was it that bad?
- 8:04Speaker 2: When your brother was like, yo, it's scary enough.
- 8:07Speaker 4: I'd rather be gay. Well, he's younger, fool. He's younger.
- 8:10Speaker 3: What are they? I mean, my parents told me.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I have an older brother that was almost like 50
- 8:15Speaker 1: or like, I don't know, like late 40s.
- 8:18Speaker 2: And we're from a different dad. But that fool had kids.
- 8:24Speaker 2: He had kids.
- 8:25Speaker 1: But that's what, like, honestly, I think, like, he kind of, like,
- 8:28Speaker 1: I think my parents kind of had that, like, they're like, fuck, man, like,
- 8:31Speaker 1: we should have, like, we wanted this to fucking continue school,
- 8:34Speaker 1: but my brother didn't like that shit.
- 8:35Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 8:35Speaker 2: My brother was just like... Was he a gangster? I
- 8:38Speaker 2: would say, like, he hung around that crowd for sure.
- 8:40Speaker 3: He was trolling?
- 8:41Speaker 2: My cousin was out there gangbanging and shit, too. He
- 8:43Speaker 2: was so trolling.
- 8:44Speaker 1: So, like, you know, and then eventually, like, he tried
- 8:47Speaker 1: going to school and all that stuff, and it didn't,
- 8:49Speaker 1: it wasn't his thing.
- 8:50Speaker 2: And then after that, he got, like, he started having kids.
- 8:53Speaker 1: And I think like, I don't know, maybe like my
- 8:55Speaker 1: parents associated that he's just like, oh, well, if you
- 8:57Speaker 1: have a kid and they just they already had that
- 8:59Speaker 1: belief because how hard it was for them. And it
- 9:01Speaker 1: just it sucks because I have to kind of like
- 9:03Speaker 1: convince myself at this age to kind of.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Like, it's almost like, bro, it's easier to convince me
- 9:09Speaker 2: to get on a boat, and I hate the ocean, dog.
- 9:11Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 9:12Speaker 1: Like, I'm talking about I fucking hate the ocean with
- 9:16Speaker 1: a passion, dog.
- 9:17Speaker 3: I'm sure it's easier.
- 9:17Speaker 1: But it's easier to convince me to get on a
- 9:19Speaker 1: boat than for me to, like, romanticize the idea of
- 9:22Speaker 1: having a child of my own.
- 9:23Speaker 9: I'll see people that are, like, in their 30s, married for,
- 9:27Speaker 9: you know, eight years.
- 9:28Speaker 4: Oh, we got pregnant.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I'm like, ah!
- 9:29Speaker 4: Oh my God. Why would you do that? You just
- 9:33Speaker 4: fucked up your whole life. Do you know what you've done?
- 9:36Speaker 4: You're like, we've been trying to do this for four years.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, you fucked up. There's some stories. There's
- 9:42Speaker 3: not as many stories as like, People say, oh, I
- 9:44Speaker 3: had my kid, and my life just got amazingly, like,
- 9:48Speaker 3: my career took off.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I was just talking about it because, like, my boy Craig,
- 9:51Speaker 1: who recently had a baby, and, like, I've known him for, like, yo.
- 9:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Homie homie was always been hood like my like way
- 9:59Speaker 1: more hooded than ever and i've seen a lot of
- 10:00Speaker 1: my homies so i'm like i've known like that version
- 10:03Speaker 1: music version and all this stuff but dude i was
- 10:05Speaker 1: talking to him i was like how's your kid he
- 10:06Speaker 1: was like honestly bro he's like i love being a
- 10:08Speaker 1: father to my kid and i was like that was
- 10:10Speaker 1: really heartwarming to hear because i'm just like I never thought, like,
- 10:13Speaker 1: I was like, there's something about it.
- 10:15Speaker 2: You're black.
- 10:18Speaker 4: That's not what I said, bro. Fucking asshole.
- 10:23Speaker 2: That's not what I said. I genuinely was like, dude,
- 10:25Speaker 2: I'm fucking happy for you, dog. I was like, I
- 10:28Speaker 2: could tell, like.
- 10:28Speaker 1: You genuinely look like way more relaxed and shit.
- 10:31Speaker 4: It changes people, though.
- 10:32Speaker 2: It does change people. And that's why I'm like... In
- 10:34Speaker 2: a good way.
- 10:34Speaker 1: But it's not that many people that I know. Like,
- 10:36Speaker 1: for one cray, there's like five. This is like, I
- 10:39Speaker 1: have to work two jobs. No, here's the thing.
- 10:41Speaker 3: It changes you on the inside, but it fucks up
- 10:43Speaker 3: your career. No, see, but this is it. You see?
- 10:45Speaker 3: But the other way, when you're... But when you're that
- 10:46Speaker 3: kid and your dad dies... Your career takes off.
- 10:49Speaker 4: See, but this is the problem.
- 10:51Speaker 5: You guys are looking at people with kids that had
- 10:53Speaker 5: them at 20, at 25.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Sam Tripoli, perfect age to have a fucking kid and
- 10:57Speaker 2: loves it. When did he have it? Like 50, like 45. Okay,
- 11:00Speaker 2: I was going to say like 50.
- 11:02Speaker 3: That fool's that old?
- 11:03Speaker 2: And it changed his life to where he has no phone.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Because he's financially right. He doesn't have to worry about that.
- 11:07Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
- 11:08Speaker 2: It changed his life that he wanted to have more
- 11:10Speaker 2: secret babies.
- 11:14Speaker 5: But yeah I mean that's what I think I think
- 11:16Speaker 5: it's a it's one in life because I do think
- 11:18Speaker 5: I mean dude.
- 11:19Speaker 3: I think a baby is a blessing no matter when
- 11:20Speaker 3: you have it but if you can time it to
- 11:22Speaker 3: have money when you have it obviously it's gonna be easier.
- 11:25Speaker 1: But I don't think you're ever gonna have that time
- 11:26Speaker 1: like you're never gonna have like you're never gonna have
- 11:28Speaker 1: that dialed in I think you're just gonna be like
- 11:30Speaker 1: cool it's always gonna be a stress like no I
- 11:32Speaker 1: don't think it's always gonna be a stress because I
- 11:33Speaker 1: think like now I think we have a different playbook
- 11:35Speaker 1: and like I think a majority of our generation is
- 11:39Speaker 1: making more money than our parents ever made during their
- 11:42Speaker 1: lifetime because we're just different time, different economy.
- 11:46Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You're on a different hustle, bro.
- 11:48Speaker 2: You have enough money.
- 11:50Speaker 5: You buy stupid ass shit that you don't need to, dog.
- 11:53Speaker 5: I've seen the shit you buy, dog. You have enough
- 11:55Speaker 5: money to have a kid that you don't want to
- 11:57Speaker 5: and that you want to.
- 11:58Speaker 3: Buy the shit. No, no, no.
- 11:59Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 11:59Speaker 3: To me....
- 12:02Speaker 2: What is this, fucking football, bro? Like.
- 12:08Speaker 1: What if the cherry would've fallen on XG?
- 12:10Speaker 3: Yeah, what if the cherry fell on the... What if.
- 12:13Speaker 6: The cherry landed on the paint can?
- 12:16Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you would've flipped the paint can over again, fool?
- 12:20Speaker 3: You know what?
- 12:20Speaker 4: I did.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Okay. I fucked up. Hold on, hold on. We gotta
- 12:23Speaker 3: finish the conversation. Okay, cool.
- 12:24Speaker 8: Okay.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but if you're right about that, I
- 12:28Speaker 1: think that, like, it wouldn't be such a, like, for me,
- 12:31Speaker 1: I think the thought is kind of, like, going away
- 12:33Speaker 1: where it's, like, it's not the end of the world,
- 12:35Speaker 1: but it's also because, like, I've also, I feel like I'm,
- 12:39Speaker 1: if it happened, it fucking happened, and I would be
- 12:41Speaker 1: cool enough, like, I have a good enough system going
- 12:43Speaker 1: where it's, like, if I needed to fucking amp it
- 12:46Speaker 1: up from a level six to a level nine, that's doable,
- 12:48Speaker 1: because I'm used to doing that, you know? So, yeah,
- 12:51Speaker 1: it would be taking some adapting to it, but I
- 12:52Speaker 1: do understand it wouldn't be the end of the world,
- 12:54Speaker 1: but for sure, like.
- 12:55Speaker 2: That's it.
- 12:55Speaker 4: Just one childhood shit for sure.
- 12:57Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 12:57Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 12:58Speaker 2: For sure.
- 12:58Speaker 9: Because my mom was 16 when I was born and
- 13:01Speaker 9: I for sure was walking around and I remember like
- 13:03Speaker 9: people looking at her crazy, you know, it was the seventies.
- 13:06Speaker 9: That was fucking way different. And I see, I would
- 13:09Speaker 9: see people tripping on her. And then I remember walking
- 13:11Speaker 9: around with my nephew who's 14 now when he was
- 13:13Speaker 9: a little kid. And my first thought was, oh, people
- 13:16Speaker 9: are going to think I'm too young to have a kid.
- 13:18Speaker 4: It's like, fool, you're 40 years old. You're too old
- 13:21Speaker 4: to have this kid. You are not too young.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Yeah, fool, they're going to come up to you and say, hey, grandpa.
- 13:28Speaker 9: But my mind was still, people are going to see
- 13:31Speaker 9: me and think, why does that, you're too young to
- 13:33Speaker 9: have a kid.
- 13:34Speaker 1: See, fool, that's why you got to get diesel as
- 13:36Speaker 1: you get older, dawg. Because it's like, they're never, you'd
- 13:38Speaker 1: be like, fool, you better not say I'm not supposed
- 13:39Speaker 1: to be grandpa, dog. You see how diesel I am, dog?
- 13:42Speaker 1: So you think I like being buff? That's a good
- 13:43Speaker 1: example for my son, dog.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Or my daughter.
- 13:46Speaker 5: See, but one thing that does need to change, because
- 13:48Speaker 5: I did see a lot of this, and I know
- 13:49Speaker 5: you saw it too, because at that Pokemon rave, there
- 13:52Speaker 5: was a lot of what are called doinks?
- 13:54Speaker 3: What's a doink?
- 13:54Speaker 4: Doinks, or what is it?
- 13:55Speaker 5: It's called double, my homie was telling me, double income,
- 13:59Speaker 5: what is it?
- 14:00Speaker 2: Oh, when it's like, no income, no kids. That shit.
- 14:03Speaker 2: I saw a lot of that fucking yinx all over,
- 14:06Speaker 2: whatever it is.
- 14:06Speaker 5: I saw him and I'm like, bro, it's like, you
- 14:09Speaker 5: should be experiencing this with your kids. You should be
- 14:11Speaker 5: bringing Pokemon and be like, look, this is our thing now.
- 14:14Speaker 4: No, you're hitting it.
- 14:15Speaker 2: There were Pokemon cards. There was kids there. There was kids.
- 14:18Speaker 4: Not enough.
- 14:18Speaker 3: The Pokemon kids, the cards are their kids. How many
- 14:21Speaker 3: fucking kids have $ 400 to fucking buy a ticket? The
- 14:24Speaker 3: parents though.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Bro, listen, bro.
- 14:26Speaker 1: If you're going to have to decide between getting two
- 14:28Speaker 1: tickets and both of you like Pokemon, we're getting a babysitter.
- 14:32Speaker 4: I was like, oh.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Close the gate. Oh, close the gate. I don't know.
- 14:37Speaker 3: 400 bucks, and you don't take your kid, and your
- 14:40Speaker 3: kid likes Pokemon, too?
- 14:41Speaker 4: Okay, but most of these kids don't even fucking like
- 14:43Speaker 4: that shit.
- 14:44Speaker 3: Like, look, bro.
- 14:44Speaker 1: You also got to fucking remember, dog. Like, fucking figure
- 14:48Speaker 1: out what the fuck your kid likes, dog. Don't just
- 14:50Speaker 1: be trying to pass that shit down to them, bro.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Yeah, but kids don't know what they want.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Then that's what you have. That's the part of being
- 14:55Speaker 2: a parent. You got to figure it out.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Be like, hey, bro, this month I'm going to take
- 14:59Speaker 1: you to baseball practice, dog.
- 15:00Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can guide them.
- 15:01Speaker 2: We're trying soccer next month.
- 15:03Speaker 1: And we're going to keep it going. And if all
- 15:05Speaker 1: the sports fail, then we're going to go to fucking
- 15:07Speaker 1: a clay class, dog. And if you're fucking Picasso, we'll
- 15:10Speaker 1: figure it out. But I'm not going to instill this
- 15:13Speaker 1: shit to be like, hey, bro, you got to be
- 15:15Speaker 1: like me.
- 15:15Speaker 9: Nah, bro.
- 15:16Speaker 1: I'm not going to let you be fat for sure,
- 15:18Speaker 1: but I'm going to let you be yourself.
- 15:20Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 15:20Speaker 6: See, but that's the thing. Even though you're putting them
- 15:23Speaker 6: on one thing and another thing and another thing, if
- 15:25Speaker 6: it doesn't work, it just kind of goes to show
- 15:27Speaker 6: that kids really don't know what the fuck they want sometimes.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Eventually, they figure it out. If they don't know that,
- 15:32Speaker 1: but if you don't present those options, they'll never know.
- 15:34Speaker 3: Oh, of course. Here's the thing. I've never seen you
- 15:37Speaker 3: alone with your cat, so I don't know how your
- 15:40Speaker 3: sensitive side is. But from the outside of E-Zone, I
- 15:43Speaker 3: think it would be terrifying to be your kid and
- 15:45Speaker 3: to fuck up. Nah, bro. Your kid's going to be like, yeah,
- 15:49Speaker 3: you know.
- 15:49Speaker 4: I'm going to like that.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Not me. I've seen it. I've seen it with everybody.
- 15:54Speaker 1: I'm fucking straight here, bro, because if you fuck up
- 15:57Speaker 1: like you did last week when you dropped that bucket
- 15:59Speaker 1: of paint, yes, you fucking have to answer to be
- 16:02Speaker 1: real and fucking be like, hey, bro, I don't know
- 16:04Speaker 1: why the concrete is purple and it wasn't like that yesterday.
- 16:06Speaker 3: I did. Or your tires are fucking full of purple paint.
- 16:09Speaker 3: I 100% take full blame for dropping the bucket of paint. But, yo,
- 16:14Speaker 3: Izon's face when he came out and he saw the
- 16:16Speaker 3: paint everywhere was the funniest thing. I would do it
- 16:18Speaker 3: a hundred times over to see that face again, dude.
- 16:21Speaker 3: He was so mad. He looked at me with disgust.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Dog, because it's so fucking stupid. I just don't know
- 16:29Speaker 1: how somebody could be so incompetent, bro.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Tell them what happened. So, on Friday, I got here
- 16:33Speaker 2: really fucking early.
- 16:34Speaker 4: What time did you get here, dog? Well, I was here.
- 16:36Speaker 2: No, like at Izon's time. Not that early.
- 16:37Speaker 4: But I got here early. I went to the gym.
- 16:39Speaker 2: I went to Home Depot.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Yeah. I told Nitty to meet me here.
- 16:41Speaker 2: He had forgotten until I called him after leaving Home Depot.
- 16:43Speaker 4: How'd you forget?
- 16:45Speaker 3: I just woke up to XG's call.
- 16:46Speaker 2: And what's funny is I knew he was going to forget,
- 16:48Speaker 2: so I treated him like my dad treated me. Piece
- 16:50Speaker 2: of shit. He called me leaving Home Depot. I left
- 16:53Speaker 2: Home Depot.
- 16:53Speaker 4: I'm on the way home.
- 16:54Speaker 2: When I get there, you better be ready to go. Like,
- 16:56Speaker 2: I gave you enough time.
- 16:57Speaker 3: So I called him.
- 16:58Speaker 4: God gave you enough time.
- 16:59Speaker 5: I got here, painted the fucking plywoods, did everything. Nitty
- 17:03Speaker 5: helped me put up the plywoods.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Everything was great.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Smooth.
- 17:06Speaker 4: Smooth.
- 17:07Speaker 5: I leave the paint a bucket down there because I
- 17:09Speaker 5: don't know if you guys know there's a lid and
- 17:11Speaker 5: with that lid to get it back.
- 17:12Speaker 2: In you have to hit it with the hammer. And
- 17:14Speaker 2: I knew that.
- 17:16Speaker 5: And someone came in and they parked the car and
- 17:19Speaker 5: they complained about the bucket of paint and they told
- 17:21Speaker 5: me to put it away and I said I got it.
- 17:23Speaker 6: Nitty!
- 17:25Speaker 5: Trying to act like he did something, acting like he
- 17:27Speaker 5: didn't do nothing. So I was like, oh, here's my
- 17:28Speaker 5: chance to like do shit.
- 17:30Speaker 3: They told, no, you act, you're like, yo, Nitty, go
- 17:32Speaker 3: downstairs and move that paint. And I was like, I
- 17:34Speaker 3: got you, XG. And I went down there and then
- 17:36Speaker 3: I signed.
- 17:37Speaker 2: I yelled, no, I yelled a hundred times, do not.
- 17:40Speaker 4: I yelled, everybody heard me yell this shit.
- 17:42Speaker 3: And then I went down there and there was that
- 17:44Speaker 3: stick and I just started poking it with the stick. No, bro.
- 17:46Speaker 2: It was like literally.
- 17:47Speaker 3: And these guys were like, stop that. And I was like, okay.
- 17:49Speaker 3: And I stopped.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's trying to fucking like hit it on
- 17:51Speaker 2: top of something not heavy. Try to play with paint, bro.
- 17:53Speaker 2: And then my boy.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Dom walks in and he's just like, this idiot doesn't
- 17:57Speaker 1: know that you got to put a fucking rag on
- 18:00Speaker 1: top and fucking hit it.
- 18:01Speaker 9: Hit it with the hammer.
- 18:02Speaker 2: And I was just like.
- 18:03Speaker 3: They went inside to get me a rag.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I'm walking distance. I'm talking about, I take like five steps.
- 18:07Speaker 2: I tell him, I was like, stop fucking hitting it.
- 18:11Speaker 4: It was left alone. It was full.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I'm like, stop fucking hitting it. I'm going to go
- 18:14Speaker 1: get the rag out of the closet. Dude, not even
- 18:17Speaker 1: five fucking steps and I come back. The paint's on
- 18:19Speaker 1: the floor. The bucket is halfway like that, bro.
- 18:25Speaker 4: And I'm just.
- 18:26Speaker 3: Because it was.
- 18:27Speaker 4: I don't understand.
- 18:28Speaker 2: How the fuck do you manage to do that?
- 18:30Speaker 3: I'll tell you. If I told you to leave it alone.
- 18:32Speaker 3: They all told me to leave it alone. And then
- 18:33Speaker 3: when they went inside, I just grabbed the stick and
- 18:35Speaker 3: I was like just bouncing. I was balancing it on
- 18:37Speaker 3: top of the thing. I wasn't even trying to close it.
- 18:39Speaker 3: I was just balancing it. And then it slipped, hit
- 18:41Speaker 3: the corner, and it fucking knocked it all over. And
- 18:43Speaker 3: I was like, oh, shit. I picked it up, and
- 18:45Speaker 3: as soon as I did that, Ezone walked out, and man,
- 18:47Speaker 3: Ezone's face, I'm telling you again, I would do it
- 18:49Speaker 3: a hundred times over to see Ezone's face when he
- 18:51Speaker 3: came out of that door. It was so good.
- 18:53Speaker 2: For the second time, I'm throwing the paint on you, fool.
- 18:56Speaker 4: Oh, God, dog.
- 18:57Speaker 5: But that's someone that's never worked with paint or anything
- 18:59Speaker 5: where he wants to go and play with it.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Dog, it's paint.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Nitty knows everything but work.
- 19:06Speaker 4: Like, oh, oh, wait up, wait up.
- 19:07Speaker 2: And then, no offense, Nitty, you were half-ass cleaning that shit.
- 19:13Speaker 5: I had to get there and literally put in some work.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I started sweating. I smell like an Indian leaving here.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Even Ray said, y'all, it smells like nitty up in
- 19:22Speaker 4: this fucking studio.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Yeah, but you smell like an Indian. You work like
- 19:26Speaker 3: the Mexican, though. I do. I work pretty good.
- 19:28Speaker 4: You saw it.
- 19:28Speaker 3: It's in your blood, bro. You came out with a drill.
- 19:31Speaker 3: He came out with a drill and a paintbrush. Would
- 19:33Speaker 3: you have deported me if you saw me working outside?
- 19:35Speaker 3: I would have. You did good.
- 19:37Speaker 4: That's exactly the way he told the story, though. Yeah, see,
- 19:39Speaker 4: I'm not lying to anybody.
- 19:41Speaker 9: He did not try to make it look like it
- 19:43Speaker 9: was not his fault. He told me that exact story,
- 19:46Speaker 9: and that's exactly.
- 19:47Speaker 3: What he told me. For the last 16 years, if
- 19:48Speaker 3: you look at what's on my resume, it'll say holding
- 19:51Speaker 3: a microphone. I haven't. fucking done random shit in so long.
- 19:56Speaker 2: You've lived with him. Does he.
- 19:58Speaker 5: If you guys need to hang something or is it dirty?
- 20:02Speaker 5: Was this the last time you lived with an Indian?
- 20:04Speaker 5: Did you not want to do it in the beginning?
- 20:06Speaker 4: He does great.
- 20:07Speaker 9: We didn't really know each other when we became roommates,
- 20:10Speaker 9: so that was for sure two grown men figuring that
- 20:13Speaker 9: shit out.
- 20:13Speaker 3: This guy saved me. He helped me get a place.
- 20:15Speaker 3: I couldn't get a place.
- 20:15Speaker 2: He does great.
- 20:17Speaker 9: We've been having a great time so far, but him
- 20:20Speaker 9: spilling a bucket of paint does not surprise.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Me like you know what i mean like.
- 20:25Speaker 9: That that makes sense to me you telling him leave
- 20:28Speaker 9: that alone and then one second later he's out but
- 20:31Speaker 9: but why you know why like but what's what's the
- 20:34Speaker 9: worst thing that can happen.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Like it's like bro i'm just within seconds bro like
- 20:39Speaker 1: just like if i leave down here and by the
- 20:41Speaker 1: time i'm like halfway not even down the steps He's.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Like, oh, shit.
- 20:45Speaker 4: I'm like, dude.
- 20:46Speaker 3: What? What did you buy?
- 20:47Speaker 1: And it's like, if it would have been earlier, like
- 20:49Speaker 1: at the time where he asked them to come in,
- 20:51Speaker 1: I was like, well, like, cool. B-Roll's not coming off
- 20:53Speaker 1: of doing the XM radio. I don't know what B
- 20:55Speaker 1: had just got in his new truck or whatever. But
- 20:57Speaker 1: my whole thing is I'm like, the paint's dripping.
- 20:59Speaker 2: The cars are going to come in and they're going
- 21:01Speaker 2: to fucking get the rolls on the cars. And then
- 21:03Speaker 2: all the fucking purple paint is going to just be.
- 21:05Speaker 2: And I'm like, fuck.
- 21:06Speaker 3: A couple of things. First of all, it was water-based.
- 21:09Speaker 2: I knew it instantly.
- 21:10Speaker 5: I told these guys, relax, it is a water-based fucking paint.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Two more things. Secondly, it's concrete outside. It's okay if
- 21:17Speaker 3: a little paint gets on it. And thirdly, B-Real came
- 21:19Speaker 3: in right after you left.
- 21:20Speaker 4: Five minutes.
- 21:21Speaker 3: Literally right after you left. He walked in as X
- 21:24Speaker 3: was bringing the paint back inside and I was like,
- 21:25Speaker 3: what's up, B? And he was like, and we complimented
- 21:27Speaker 3: his shoes and it was a vibe.
- 21:28Speaker 4: And we dipped out just in case he said anything.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
- 21:34Speaker 4: No, but it was, we had to clean it up.
- 21:37Speaker 4: It was a little bit of a disaster.
- 21:39Speaker 3: Hilarious, though. Yeah.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I mean, I didn't see his own face. But the
- 21:44Speaker 5: way you talk about it must have been really fucking
- 21:47Speaker 5: worth it.
- 21:50Speaker 3: It was just like, oh, man. I was like, I
- 21:52Speaker 3: deserve whatever you're going to give me right now. But
- 21:54Speaker 3: come on. It's pretty funny, right?
- 21:57Speaker 4: Exactly what you thought was going to happen happens.
- 22:00Speaker 5: And then you know what's the worst part?
- 22:02Speaker 3: Ezone's like, damn.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Somebody said half-assed? That's nitty. That person knows you very well, dawg.
- 22:09Speaker 3: For sure, it was my accident, man.
- 22:11Speaker 2: She's like, I can chime in on this. Nitty does
- 22:14Speaker 2: not clean. Does he clean?
- 22:17Speaker 3: That's the thing.
- 22:18Speaker 4: After all the cooking?
- 22:19Speaker 3: Now that it's just me, I don't have a girl
- 22:23Speaker 3: to do any of that. I clean all the time.
- 22:25Speaker 3: I do my dishes. I do my laundry.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Absolutely.
- 22:27Speaker 3: I clean all the time. Because if we don't, I
- 22:29Speaker 3: know none of us will. You don't have to.
- 22:32Speaker 2: That's one thing.
- 22:33Speaker 3: I had to learn. I had to learn at 35
- 22:34Speaker 3: years old. I had to learn how to fucking- Is
- 22:36Speaker 3: that Roomba worth it?
- 22:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Like worth it, worth it?
- 22:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:41Speaker 3: I let it run yesterday.
- 22:42Speaker 2: You're not stepping on toenails all day?
- 22:44Speaker 3: No.
- 22:45Speaker 9: It does pretty good. Especially if you can just leave it.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Leave it.
- 22:49Speaker 9: Because it looks like it doesn't know what it's doing
- 22:52Speaker 9: at first. It's like, I would not do it like this.
- 22:55Speaker 4: And then at the end, it's like, holy shit. Because
- 22:57Speaker 4: I'm Mexican.
- 22:58Speaker 2: I know how to do things. And when I do things,
- 22:59Speaker 2: I like it done right.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Keep doing it. You know you do it.
- 23:02Speaker 3: So it's not going to do it right?
- 23:03Speaker 6: No.
- 23:03Speaker 3: See, that's what I do.
- 23:04Speaker 2: I want it done done. So it's not going to
- 23:06Speaker 2: get it done done?
- 23:07Speaker 3: I hear you. No. No, you need to get a
- 23:09Speaker 3: Dyson for that. Yeah. But those are like $ 500, though.
- 23:13Speaker 2: The Roombas are like $ 500, bro.
- 23:14Speaker 3: The new ones.
- 23:15Speaker 2: I was thinking about getting a Roomba that's like $ 400. Bro,
- 23:17Speaker 2: you guys just have to go on fucking Marketplace and
- 23:18Speaker 2: you get a good fucking vacuum for like $ 300.
- 23:20Speaker 4: Brand new.
- 23:20Speaker 2: To go to one of those.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Off the truck or what?
- 23:23Speaker 2: Automatic ones. A little robot stuff.
- 23:25Speaker 4: Dog. I think the fucking... A bigger Dyson, like.
- 23:30Speaker 2: A $ 500 vacuum that comes with all the work?
- 23:32Speaker 4: No, but these mop.
- 23:33Speaker 2: The Roombas are supposed to mop.
- 23:34Speaker 3: I want this shit to mop.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm talking about the current $ 500 vacuum. Mops too, dawg.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Yeah, like that shit has a fucking dual thing.
- 23:41Speaker 1: You vacuum first, and then you switch the mode, and
- 23:43Speaker 1: that shit does like the Swiffer shit, and it steam cleans.
- 23:47Speaker 9: There's future vacuums out there for sure.
- 23:48Speaker 2: There's future vacuums. The vacuum has evolved too, fool.
- 23:50Speaker 4: I'm tired.
- 23:50Speaker 3: I'm tired of this shit, dawg. He's only seen those
- 23:53Speaker 3: industrial ones, you know what I mean? That you see
- 23:54Speaker 3: on a fucking construction site. I know, but that's the
- 23:57Speaker 3: only ones he's seen. They were there. You only know
- 23:59Speaker 3: it's a shop vac?
- 24:00Speaker 4: Fuck you guys.
- 24:01Speaker 3: You're like, there's other kinds of vacuums?
- 24:02Speaker 4: I love a big, heavy vacuum, though.
- 24:05Speaker 3: Oh, the old school ones?
- 24:06Speaker 2: Yeah. Like the ones that used to get really fat
- 24:09Speaker 2: when it's like.
- 24:09Speaker 6: Yeah, dude.
- 24:11Speaker 9: Like pushing a big vacuum?
- 24:13Speaker 2: That shit had steel on the.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Body, dog.
- 24:15Speaker 2: On the original vacuum?
- 24:17Speaker 5: The vacuum's got to have enough suction where you can
- 24:19Speaker 5: do little triangles on your carpet, if you know what
- 24:21Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:23Speaker 2: The little pine cones, because I used to do carpet cleaning,
- 24:25Speaker 2: and the little pine cones you get, that's like.
- 24:28Speaker 4: I don't know. It just makes me happy.
- 24:32Speaker 3: Landscaping and fucking drywall.
- 24:34Speaker 4: This makes me happy.
- 24:35Speaker 3: I know.
- 24:36Speaker 4: I was like, this shit looks good.
- 24:37Speaker 3: It just makes you feel good, dude. And you're like,
- 24:39Speaker 3: and no one even picked me up from Home Depot. Seriously.
- 24:41Speaker 4: I picked myself up.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Was there food standing outside of Home Depot?
- 24:46Speaker 5: Bro, I've always said it, bro. When I used to
- 24:48Speaker 5: have my Honda and I used to go to Home Depot,
- 24:53Speaker 5: the Mexicans would wave their hand. They would wave their
- 24:56Speaker 5: hand trying to get me to pick them up.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:58Speaker 2: And now they're not there no more? Dog, now in
- 25:00Speaker 2: the Ford Raptor, dog, they stand in front of it.
- 25:02Speaker 4: They flex.
- 25:04Speaker 2: They tell me their resume, bro, because they assume I
- 25:06Speaker 2: got work to do.
- 25:07Speaker 4: They assume I need people and I'm lazy.
- 25:08Speaker 2: So they're still there? Bro, they're still there flexing, bro.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Damn.
- 25:12Speaker 2: They're always going to be there, bro. They're always going
- 25:15Speaker 2: to be there.
- 25:15Speaker 1: There's some places that like, you know, paisas don't be
- 25:18Speaker 1: showing up because they're afraid of ice and shit. Sure.
- 25:20Speaker 2: No, but you got to think about it, bro. A
- 25:22Speaker 2: lot of these people have papers. Working at the Home Depot, bro.
- 25:26Speaker 4: It pays well, homie.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Oh, it's cash, too.
- 25:29Speaker 4: It's cash.
- 25:30Speaker 3: For every person that.
- 25:31Speaker 5: Picks you up, it's going to be $ 100.
- 25:32Speaker 3: It's a $ 100 job, dog.
- 25:34Speaker 2: At least right now with this economy. Yeah, you're not
- 25:35Speaker 2: going to waste nobody's time. Everybody that's looking for a
- 25:39Speaker 2: homie has $ 100 to give them.
- 25:41Speaker 4: All right, foe.
- 25:42Speaker 2: You see an Indian guy pull up?
- 25:43Speaker 1: I'll fucking let the homie take that job.
- 25:45Speaker 3: $ 20? Yeah. I was telling Nitty. Dude.
- 25:51Speaker 5: A little bit after the pandemic, Sam Tripoli had moved
- 25:53Speaker 5: out of his girl's apartment, and he asked me to
- 25:55Speaker 5: help him. Of course he's going to get the Mexican
- 25:59Speaker 5: to fucking help him move, but.
- 26:00Speaker 2: He didn't know. Didn't even bother asking Johnny.
- 26:02Speaker 5: No, yeah, he didn't bother asking Johnny, but the thing
- 26:05Speaker 5: was he didn't even ask me to kind of help.
- 26:07Speaker 2: He asked me so I can go to Home Depot
- 26:10Speaker 2: with him to get more Mexicans.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Hilarious. Your Spanish is better.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Yes, he was like, I need a bargain, dog.
- 26:15Speaker 4: He's like, I need a bargain.
- 26:16Speaker 2: So he brought you as a translator.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Yes, dog. He's like, I need an authentic to help
- 26:20Speaker 3: with the authentic.
- 26:20Speaker 5: He's like, he literally, he's like, can you help me move?
- 26:22Speaker 5: And I say, I get to his house and he's like,
- 26:24Speaker 5: I was like, what do we move? He's like, it's
- 26:25Speaker 5: way too much just for you.
- 26:26Speaker 4: And I was like, what do you mean? He's like,
- 26:27Speaker 4: we need more. So he just takes me to Home Depot,
- 26:31Speaker 4: and then he's like, I got 400 bucks to give
- 26:34Speaker 4: a crew.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Is there more than just Mexicans at those spots now?
- 26:39Speaker 2: You ever see a black guy there?
- 26:40Speaker 4: No, I've never seen it.
- 26:41Speaker 2: There's Guatemalans and Salvadorians.
- 26:43Speaker 1: There's a spot on Crenshaw that by this bus stop,
- 26:48Speaker 1: it's by the freeway, by the 405, and there's this tower.
- 26:51Speaker 2: There's a lot they used to fucking pull up.
- 26:52Speaker 1: That was the first time I seen like three black
- 26:54Speaker 1: guys like posted up with the Mexicans talking. And they
- 26:56Speaker 1: were not like Dominican black where they spoke Spanish.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Like they were like- We know black. They're not no
- 27:00Speaker 3: kind of black. No, bro.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Like one of them was smoking a black and mild
- 27:03Speaker 2: and shit, bro.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Like I was like- Oh, we black. He's not Dominican, bro.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Like he's like from England or some shit, bro. And
- 27:08Speaker 1: then I was like, yo, I was like, what's going on?
- 27:10Speaker 1: I was like- That shit must fucking pay. It's better
- 27:14Speaker 1: than having no.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Work, huh? Bro. But do you think people would rather
- 27:16Speaker 3: choose a Mexican guy or a black guy?
- 27:19Speaker 1: The fools that speak English get priority. Yeah, the fools
- 27:24Speaker 1: that speak English, they get priority, dog. So the black fools,
- 27:27Speaker 1: for sure, they're probably not going to stand out there
- 27:29Speaker 1: for a while. But that was the one time where
- 27:31Speaker 1: I seen it. I was like, oh shit. I was like,
- 27:33Speaker 1: these fools are out here. They were like suited up too.
- 27:35Speaker 1: They had all the equipment. I was like, yeah, bro.
- 27:37Speaker 1: I was like, you're supposed to have the hard hats
- 27:39Speaker 1: and shit. I was like, damn, these fools used to
- 27:40Speaker 1: have like.
- 27:41Speaker 9: I know I'm not what you're looking for, but I
- 27:43Speaker 9: got the tools and.
- 27:45Speaker 3: I speak English.
- 27:46Speaker 4: Like fucking.
- 27:46Speaker 3: They just want some tax-free work, you know?
- 27:49Speaker 5: Yeah, like if you go to Home Depot, there's always
- 27:51Speaker 5: someone with like one of those big like U-Haul trucks.
- 27:54Speaker 2: There's someone there and that guy has papers. I guarantee
- 27:57Speaker 2: you that guy has papers.
- 27:58Speaker 4: He's got to drive. He's got to have a license.
- 28:00Speaker 4: He's just there. Literally, I get... Two, three people, 100 jobs.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Can you move my sofa? It's 100 bucks, bro. And
- 28:07Speaker 2: you get to keep the sofa. This guy's the smartest.
- 28:08Speaker 2: You know they have an app for selling it. He
- 28:10Speaker 2: doesn't take it.
- 28:11Speaker 4: They have an app for that now.
- 28:12Speaker 3: I do dump.
- 28:13Speaker 4: No, you don't dump. You keep, boy.
- 28:15Speaker 2: You know they have an app for that now?
- 28:17Speaker 3: What?
- 28:18Speaker 2: And I looked at it.
- 28:21Speaker 3: It's called Orale.
- 28:22Speaker 2: No, it's called Handyman.
- 28:23Speaker 6: Oh.
- 28:23Speaker 1: And it's like, but all the people on there, they're
- 28:25Speaker 1: like fucking Mexican food.
- 28:27Speaker 4: Bro.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I'm like these people out.
- 28:29Speaker 1: There, but like you could tell some of them, it's
- 28:31Speaker 1: like their daughter put up and they put it, put
- 28:33Speaker 1: their shit on there.
- 28:34Speaker 3: Sure.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's called task rabbit.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Oh, task rabbit's good. Yeah.
- 28:38Speaker 1: And they help you do the, that was international. Like
- 28:40Speaker 1: you could get foods. Like, like if I wanted to
- 28:42Speaker 1: get something from Japan.
- 28:44Speaker 4: You guys use TaskRabbit?
- 28:46Speaker 3: You guys have me?
- 28:49Speaker 2: You guys can't mount on TV?
- 28:51Speaker 4: It's huge.
- 28:52Speaker 3: It's an 80 inch TV. I don't want to fuck
- 28:54Speaker 3: it up.
- 28:54Speaker 2: You just find the wood in the middle of the thing.
- 28:57Speaker 4: Put the drills in there. Let's go.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Not all of us were born with a radar in
- 29:01Speaker 3: our head.
- 29:02Speaker 6: How do you find the wood?
- 29:03Speaker 5: You can knock or if you want to be extra safe,
- 29:05Speaker 5: there's a wood finder at Home Depot. But if you knock,
- 29:07Speaker 5: it's chingong.
- 29:09Speaker 6: There's a trick and I learned this through watching a video.
- 29:11Speaker 6: So on the bottom of The floor is on the
- 29:14Speaker 6: wall here. Normally, they put seals here, right?
- 29:16Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 29:17Speaker 6: Sometimes, you can see the nails, even though it's painted over.
- 29:20Speaker 3: Oh.
- 29:20Speaker 4: You look at the nail, and you... Exactly.
- 29:23Speaker 3: That's right. That makes sense. Just get a stud finder.
- 29:25Speaker 4: And it works every fucking time. I've done it. I'm
- 29:27Speaker 4: surprised you even know that. Very impressed. Stud finder for
- 29:30Speaker 4: someone who's never fucking used it.
- 29:31Speaker 3: I actually did a bunch as I was younger, and
- 29:34Speaker 3: then I just stopped when comedy started. My dad does
- 29:36Speaker 3: a bunch of construction and he built our whole basement
- 29:38Speaker 3: in our old house and I helped him.
- 29:39Speaker 4: You have to.
- 29:40Speaker 3: And nobody else wanted to. But then as comedy started
- 29:43Speaker 3: and I started like selling weed, I was like, what
- 29:45Speaker 3: the fuck do you need a hammer for? You know,
- 29:47Speaker 3: you know....
- 29:49Speaker 2: I have money now.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Let me just pay a Mexican to do it for me.
- 29:53Speaker 2: You know how I told you that I watched Seth
- 29:56Speaker 2: on George Perez yesterday?
- 29:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 2: And honestly, I forgot that he was like Indian.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Like half Indian. And then he talked about like his dad.
- 30:03Speaker 1: And he said his dad was like a real dark Indian.
- 30:05Speaker 2: But then like he's like, oh, my dad's going to
- 30:07Speaker 2: hate that I said this.
- 30:08Speaker 1: But he was like, my dad was one of those
- 30:09Speaker 1: like Indians that try to be black.
- 30:11Speaker 2: But he was like, he's like, was your dad like
- 30:13Speaker 2: that too?
- 30:14Speaker 3: My dad?
- 30:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:14Speaker 3: Not at all. My dad was an Indian guy.
- 30:17Speaker 1: That fool said his dad was a player kind of.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Everyone said he was just making families. Yeah, of course
- 30:21Speaker 1: he's a player.
- 30:22Speaker 2: He hooked up with the stripper.
- 30:23Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 30:25Speaker 3: 100%. I know my dad was a degenerate.
- 30:27Speaker 2: If you would have said pimp, I.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Would have said sounds about right, too. No, his dad was...
- 30:33Speaker 3: My dad was a degenerate, too. I picked up my dad.
- 30:35Speaker 3: My dad sometimes would let me take the car so
- 30:38Speaker 3: I can go out with my friends that night. Just
- 30:39Speaker 3: to pick him up? And then he'd pick me up
- 30:41Speaker 3: and I'd roll with my boys. He'd give me an address.
- 30:43Speaker 3: I'd show up at the strip club. And it's my
- 30:45Speaker 3: dad and one of his boys drunk and, like, three
- 30:46Speaker 3: of my boys in the car. And we're all just
- 30:48Speaker 3: laughing because we picked up my dad from the strip club.
- 30:50Speaker 4: So, is that thing real?
- 30:52Speaker 5: Or, like, I mean, those Instagram reels where, like, Indian
- 30:55Speaker 5: boys fuck around until they're 25. And then after 25,
- 30:58Speaker 5: they act like they weren't fucking around and being dirtbags
- 31:02Speaker 5: and eating pork and shit.
- 31:03Speaker 2: And now they go back to, like.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Indians can eat pork. I mean, like.
- 31:06Speaker 4: Muslim people can't.
- 31:07Speaker 3: I mean, for sure, all people do that.
- 31:10Speaker 2: But we don't deny it.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Mexicans don't stop saying, oh, I wasn't a player back then.
- 31:13Speaker 5: They're like, nah, I was doing it now, and now
- 31:17Speaker 5: I'm good.
- 31:18Speaker 3: No, they're not. Yeah, but I get it. For sure,
- 31:22Speaker 3: most religious people are like that. You know what I mean?
- 31:25Speaker 4: Even Catholics don't give a fuck.
- 31:27Speaker 3: I don't know who says they don't do that. I
- 31:29Speaker 3: don't know which people are saying they never did that.
- 31:32Speaker 3: My dad never denied it. He just doesn't tell you
- 31:34Speaker 3: about it.
- 31:35Speaker 4: That's what Mexicans literally tell you.
- 31:39Speaker 9: I wasn't allowed to hear my dad's friends would come
- 31:42Speaker 9: around and they would try to tell a story. My
- 31:44Speaker 9: dad would be like, shut the fuck up. I would
- 31:46Speaker 9: have to leave or he would shut it down. He
- 31:48Speaker 9: didn't want any talk about shit. And then I would
- 31:51Speaker 9: hear these wild ass stories. And it's like, oh, you're
- 31:54Speaker 9: all this makes sense. Now you try to act like
- 31:56Speaker 9: you were just doing good your whole life. And then
- 31:59Speaker 9: I find out the story about him kicking a dude
- 32:02Speaker 9: in the head who lit my mom's cigarette.
- 32:04Speaker 4: You know, it's like, oh, yeah, like you were a psychopath. Like,
- 32:07Speaker 4: it's cool.
- 32:07Speaker 9: Like, I wish you would just cop to it and
- 32:09Speaker 9: quit acting like you're not a crazy person.
- 32:12Speaker 4: You know, I was like.
- 32:14Speaker 5: Back in the day that happened a lot more often
- 32:16Speaker 5: you know like just beating someone up because someone talked
- 32:19Speaker 5: to your lady like now it's like like I can
- 32:23Speaker 5: literally picture someone just lighting up a cigarette for your
- 32:25Speaker 5: mom and your dad molly whopping this fool and you're
- 32:28Speaker 5: like yo and your mom probably asked for it too
- 32:31Speaker 5: your mom's like your mom's like hey I need a light.
- 32:33Speaker 9: And it's like and knowing my mom it's like oh
- 32:35Speaker 9: I know Everything that happened.
- 32:39Speaker 3: She started it?
- 32:41Speaker 9: I don't know, but in my mind, I see it.
- 32:43Speaker 9: She was talking to him like that. However my dad
- 32:46Speaker 9: thinks you were talking.
- 32:47Speaker 4: To him, she was. She was absolutely talking.
- 32:51Speaker 9: And that guy that lit her cigarette was absolutely thinking, oh,
- 32:54Speaker 9: I'm going to fuck this chick.
- 32:56Speaker 4: Those things absolutely.
- 32:57Speaker 9: And then my dad had to come kick the dude
- 32:59Speaker 9: in the head because it's like, yo. This stops right now,
- 33:02Speaker 9: you know? But whatever, however, it's like, oh, you did
- 33:05Speaker 9: do that. You 100% did that.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
- 33:12Speaker 9: Yeah, my mom tries to be honest about shit. My
- 33:14Speaker 9: dad is always, still to this day, he's just like, oh.
- 33:16Speaker 3: But I think it's also an age thing because you're
- 33:18Speaker 3: closer to age with your mom than you are with
- 33:20Speaker 3: your dad. Sure. Your mom feels cooler with you then.
- 33:22Speaker 3: You know?
- 33:23Speaker 4: You know?
- 33:24Speaker 5: But I just think it's a now thing. I saw
- 33:26Speaker 5: one of my homegirls who's like a single mom. Her
- 33:28Speaker 5: kids are almost like 16, 17 being like.
- 33:30Speaker 2: That bitch probably got pregnant at 18.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:33Speaker 5: But the point is like they're not even hiding it
- 33:34Speaker 5: because even on her Instagram she said, my kids don't
- 33:37Speaker 5: think that when I was 16 I was twerking.
- 33:40Speaker 4: I was wearing this.
- 33:41Speaker 3: And I'm like, why are you?
- 33:42Speaker 2: Letting everybody know that we know that you got pregnant
- 33:45Speaker 2: at 18 we know you were fucking a.
- 33:47Speaker 5: Fucking hood rat yeah you have to remind everybody but
- 33:50Speaker 5: they'll post it on instagram yeah when i was 18
- 33:53Speaker 5: you best believe i was doing yeah and i'm just
- 33:55Speaker 5: like we know bitch like look you are thotty now
- 33:58Speaker 5: you're a thot now you don't think it's not you
- 34:00Speaker 5: were a thotty eight fucking 10 years ago.
- 34:02Speaker 2: It's easier for your kids to find out if you
- 34:05Speaker 2: are a hoe now.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Oh, for sure.
- 34:06Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
- 34:07Speaker 3: It's over. It's over, dawg. It's over. Because your first
- 34:10Speaker 3: bully will just Google search you.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and not just that, bro.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Because imagine before, dawg, your mom could strip and nobody
- 34:16Speaker 1: would know besides truckers.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Why does Seth know? Yeah.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Why does Seth know? Like, how did his mom not
- 34:23Speaker 4: hide it well enough?
- 34:24Speaker 2: Isn't she, like, 50-something, though?
- 34:26Speaker 3: Who snitched on her?
- 34:26Speaker 4: She couldn't hit that shit, bro.
- 34:28Speaker 5: You know someone snitched on her because she wasn't telling Seth, like, yo, homie,
- 34:31Speaker 5: I used to strip back in the day.
- 34:32Speaker 2: No, someone snitched on her. His dad was probably like,
- 34:35Speaker 2: you know your mom.
- 34:35Speaker 3: He lived with this stripper mom and her stripper friend.
- 34:41Speaker 3: I think they were still stripping when he was, like,
- 34:43Speaker 3: you know? I don't know what the story is. We'll
- 34:44Speaker 3: get him back. He's coming back on Thursday.
- 34:46Speaker 4: You'll be here Thursday. Let's not talk what we know.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Let's speculate. Let's speculate on Seth's life.
- 34:54Speaker 5: All I'm saying is like back in the day would
- 34:57Speaker 5: have been hard to find out.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You think there's fools that got away with it? Like
- 35:02Speaker 1: they have like five families and they never got caught?
- 35:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:05Speaker 4: 100% bro. You know where they found out?
- 35:08Speaker 2: At the funeral dog. Who the fuck is he? Who
- 35:11Speaker 2: the fuck is he? And putazos, dog.
- 35:14Speaker 3: And you're dead, so it doesn't matter anymore. For the
- 35:17Speaker 3: first time, it doesn't.
- 35:18Speaker 2: You're smiling and shit?
- 35:19Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you're smiling, too.
- 35:24Speaker 3: That happened at my cousin's funeral.
- 35:26Speaker 4: Putazos?
- 35:27Speaker 3: No, there was no fight, but my cousin, rest in peace.
- 35:29Speaker 4: This is my onion.
- 35:32Speaker 3: We're the same age, and he was like 18 years old,
- 35:36Speaker 3: and he drowned in a lake at a cottage at
- 35:40Speaker 3: the funeral. It was a huge funeral. So many people
- 35:42Speaker 3: came out. It was popular kid and shit. And then
- 35:45Speaker 3: two separate girls came that thought they were girlfriends. And
- 35:49Speaker 3: that's when they realized.
- 35:50Speaker 4: That's right.
- 35:50Speaker 3: And I was like, my man. You know his dad.
- 35:52Speaker 5: You know his dad was like, that's my son right there.
- 35:55Speaker 4: He dead, but that's my son right there. That's crazy, dog.
- 36:02Speaker 3: Yeah, rest in peace to Sean. That guy was the man.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Funerals are nuts, bro.
- 36:05Speaker 5: You got to think about how much drama it gets
- 36:07Speaker 5: up getting at funerals. If you work at a funeral home,
- 36:09Speaker 5: I guarantee there's stories on stories, bro. So-and-so got molly
- 36:13Speaker 5: whopped out of nowhere. So-and-so was supposed to show that didn't.
- 36:16Speaker 5: Side piece is here that they told her that you weren't.
- 36:18Speaker 5: Because they'll tell people you're not allowed to come. And
- 36:20Speaker 5: sometimes you're like, nah, I'm coming because so-and-so's dead.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
- 36:24Speaker 5: It's these things where I'm coming strapped, ready to go.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Absolutely. It sucks.
- 36:31Speaker 5: If you gotta be part of that funeral. No, no, yeah,
- 36:32Speaker 5: but like, you know, you also gotta like, it's just drama.
- 36:35Speaker 5: Unnecessary drama. A person's dead, bro. I had something like
- 36:38Speaker 5: this happen. I wasn't part of it, but in high school,
- 36:43Speaker 5: this one motherfucking kid was always doing Xannies, bro.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Always doing Xannies.
- 36:47Speaker 5: To the point where like, a couple times this fool
- 36:49Speaker 5: would piss himself and we would be like, oh, he
- 36:50Speaker 5: was Xannied out.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Damn, that kid's cool.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Chill out.
- 36:54Speaker 4: No one said it was cool, but it's that thing
- 36:56Speaker 4: where like, oh, he's Xannied out.
- 36:58Speaker 2: No big deal, dude.
- 36:59Speaker 5: One of these days, It was like kind of a
- 37:01Speaker 5: trap house where everybody would go and party, especially like
- 37:05Speaker 5: after the parties we'd go there. And it was more
- 37:07Speaker 5: of like a trapper house, a lot of game bangers
- 37:09Speaker 5: here and there. It was like not game bangers, but
- 37:11Speaker 5: you know, wannabe game bangers. So this fucking kid, it's
- 37:13Speaker 5: Christmas and he ends up doing Xanny's and it's like
- 37:15Speaker 5: one of those late nights. Everyone's playing beer pong outside. Well,
- 37:19Speaker 5: he ends up fucking kind of falling asleep on the couch.
- 37:22Speaker 5: They left him outside in Lake Elsinore weather, bro. He
- 37:24Speaker 5: pretty much froze to death.
- 37:26Speaker 3: How cold is it out there?
- 37:27Speaker 5: Bro, it gets to like 40, 30. And like, you're
- 37:29Speaker 5: already on Xanny's and like, it's bad, bro. So they
- 37:33Speaker 5: kind of saw him and they put him in the
- 37:35Speaker 5: room and they kind of thought he was still alive
- 37:36Speaker 5: and then he wouldn't wake up, bro. And instead of
- 37:40Speaker 5: calling 911 like you should, they fucking took him to
- 37:43Speaker 5: his mom's house and dropped him off, dog.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Horrible shit, dog. Sad, bro. Sad, bro.
- 37:49Speaker 5: Like, horrible so the mom basically sees her son dead
- 37:53Speaker 5: they call 9-1-1 way too late pretty much dead bro
- 37:56Speaker 5: and obviously this guy has a funeral and it was
- 37:58Speaker 5: that thing where the mom was telling these kids you
- 38:00Speaker 5: guys aren't allowed to come absolutely not And it was
- 38:03Speaker 5: one of those things where I kind of felt the
- 38:05Speaker 5: homies because, like, well, we didn't give them the Xanny's. Like,
- 38:07Speaker 5: you can't blame them at the end of the day.
- 38:10Speaker 5: So at this funeral, why are the homies at the
- 38:12Speaker 5: top of the hill? Like, they're still there, but they're
- 38:14Speaker 5: respecting the family because at the end of the day, like.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Of course.
- 38:18Speaker 5: But it was this thing where I felt everybody's... Because
- 38:21Speaker 5: it was, until this day, a.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Bunch of them got the tattoos of them. So you
- 38:23Speaker 2: can't tell me they don't love the homie. If they
- 38:26Speaker 2: got tattoos of them.
- 38:26Speaker 4: So at the same time... Mistakes were made this night.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Yes, bro.
- 38:29Speaker 4: Mistakes were made. That doesn't mean we didn't love this fool.
- 38:32Speaker 5: It was so sad to just tell the homies the
- 38:34Speaker 5: family don't want us there.
- 38:35Speaker 2: And they were friends. The mom had this anger that
- 38:37Speaker 2: she got. This was when you were a kid? I
- 38:40Speaker 2: was like 16.
- 38:41Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 38:42Speaker 10: That shit hurts when you're that age.
- 38:43Speaker 5: The mom thought that the kids were the fucking issue.
- 38:46Speaker 5: And at the end of the day, it was like,
- 38:46Speaker 5: your son was just zanied out all the time, homie.
- 38:49Speaker 4: It was sad. Drugs are bad.
- 38:50Speaker 2: That's how you don't be hanging out with bad kids, fool.
- 38:54Speaker 4: And he died.
- 38:56Speaker 9: And the dudes who we used to get fucked up
- 38:58Speaker 9: with showing up at the funeral. And it's like, they
- 39:01Speaker 9: didn't do this. You know, like they were doing this together.
- 39:04Speaker 4: This, you know, but. That's sad. It's fucked up.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 39:09Speaker 2: I mean, to this day, they still go on. Everybody
- 39:11Speaker 2: goes to Tombstone.
- 39:12Speaker 4: After, but it's just like, what a fucking horrible situation.
- 39:14Speaker 6: Yeah, bro.
- 39:14Speaker 1: But like, it is fucked up. But imagine though, that's
- 39:17Speaker 1: like Kate Crigley showing up at those schools.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Damn. People were mad at her.
- 39:23Speaker 5: Bro, she got it. I mean, and that's what he
- 39:25Speaker 5: just said. They were all in on it.
- 39:26Speaker 4: They were all in.
- 39:27Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 39:28Speaker 4: They were all partying. Instead of being happy.
- 39:30Speaker 2: That she actually lived, instead of being all.
- 39:33Speaker 4: People were like, you should.
- 39:34Speaker 2: She moved to the middle of fucking.
- 39:36Speaker 4: Nowhere, dog. She dropped the career. She really moved from LA?
- 39:40Speaker 2: Well, she had to, yeah.
- 39:42Speaker 9: Shit happens when you party.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:43Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 39:44Speaker 4: Like.
- 39:45Speaker 9: Shit happens when it's hard.
- 39:46Speaker 1: But everybody should fucking know, dog. If you're out there
- 39:48Speaker 1: fucking playing with your fucking nose, dog, you're always going
- 39:51Speaker 1: to take that risk no matter how good your connect is.
- 39:56Speaker 1: That's just being real, dog. Because it may not even
- 39:59Speaker 1: be your connect. You may have a bitch ass heart
- 40:01Speaker 1: that day. You may have a fucking... There's a million
- 40:06Speaker 1: things that could have happened. You may fucking trigger something else.
- 40:09Speaker 2: You're taking some medication.
- 40:11Speaker 1: All that shit takes into consideration when you fucking kick
- 40:16Speaker 1: the bucket, dog. But people are very quick to say,
- 40:18Speaker 1: you know, it's all about this person's fault. It's like, look, fool,
- 40:21Speaker 1: whoever put it on the bag and whoever said I'm
- 40:24Speaker 1: down to do the bag, you're signing your fucking waiver
- 40:28Speaker 1: right there, dog.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Yo, when you were, because you came up in the
- 40:32Speaker 3: tattoo piercing scene and people were obviously doing drugs. Yeah.
- 40:36Speaker 3: But were they dying like this?
- 40:37Speaker 4: Yo, yeah, I have them.
- 40:39Speaker 9: It's crazy for me with comics to have to do
- 40:43Speaker 9: it again. that's like, I did this already.
- 40:45Speaker 3: But it wasn't fentanyl, right? What were they dying of then?
- 40:48Speaker 2: Real ODs doing too much?
- 40:50Speaker 5: The real shit? Real bad motherfuckers? Crazy ass bulls that
- 40:52Speaker 5: would just do lines after lines?
- 40:54Speaker 3: Painkillers.
- 40:54Speaker 9: Painkillers a lot. That's really when Vicodin first started. Late 90s,
- 41:02Speaker 9: early 2000s when Vicodin came crazy and then Oxys right
- 41:07Speaker 9: after that. That's when I was losing a lot of
- 41:10Speaker 9: people to that shit for sure. But those are... That's
- 41:14Speaker 9: not an accident. You know what I mean?
- 41:17Speaker 5: It was people that were doing 10, 20. Like, it
- 41:20Speaker 5: was just, like I'm saying, no accidents. Like, what happened
- 41:22Speaker 5: to that Harry Panettiere girl? That's sad, bro.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Was that Hayden Panettiere, the actress? The cheerleader chick, super hot,
- 41:31Speaker 4: white girl that just died. Heroes, did you watch that?
- 41:33Speaker 4: She died.
- 41:34Speaker 5: She passed away, technically, they say, off of one pill
- 41:37Speaker 5: for back pain. And it just was so repentant. And
- 41:40Speaker 5: it's just that thing where she wasn't partying. She wasn't
- 41:42Speaker 5: trying to get fucked up. I mean, you shouldn't be
- 41:44Speaker 5: getting nothing that isn't prescribed, but at the end of
- 41:46Speaker 5: the day, like.
- 41:47Speaker 9: That's Prince and Tom Petty, too. That's fucking just like
- 41:50Speaker 9: where someone gave them, like, my back's fucked up.
- 41:52Speaker 2: Oh, here, I got this.
- 41:53Speaker 4: Take this, you know?
- 41:54Speaker 9: Then fucking take that, and that's it.
- 41:57Speaker 2: Now, those are sad, because when you hear someone be like.
- 42:00Speaker 5: Oh, because back in the day, we used to be
- 42:02Speaker 5: here like, oh, that fool died on cocaine.
- 42:03Speaker 4: You're like, how much did he do? And it was like, oh, dog.
- 42:06Speaker 2: And then the guy would be like, boy, he did
- 42:07Speaker 2: like an eight ball that day.
- 42:08Speaker 4: And you're like, yes, that's about right. That fool shouldn't
- 42:11Speaker 4: be dying now. Now it's just like, oh, man.
- 42:15Speaker 9: That's for sure what retired me from drugs, from fucking rap.
- 42:18Speaker 9: It's like, oh, no, I don't like. This was not
- 42:22Speaker 9: like doing a bump.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Was never.
- 42:24Speaker 4: No one died off a bump. No one ever died.
- 42:27Speaker 5: I'd give my mom a bump back in the day.
- 42:32Speaker 9: You know what I mean? We're in Vegas or we're
- 42:35Speaker 9: fucking doing whatever. We're at the strip club or whatever.
- 42:38Speaker 9: That was never gonna... You were gonna.
- 42:40Speaker 4: Die because of that.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. The last time I part.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Well, not the last time, but a couple of times
- 42:47Speaker 1: the last time where I partied, there was an older
- 42:49Speaker 1: fool that was partying with us and this.
- 42:51Speaker 2: Was like 60-something, dog. And I felt bad because this
- 42:54Speaker 2: fool asked me for something.
- 42:55Speaker 1: I was like, fool, I don't know your fucking medical record.
- 42:59Speaker 1: There's only one Angel Salazar and he's dead now.
- 43:02Speaker 3: I don't feel comfortable giving you drugs.
- 43:05Speaker 4: I busted.
- 43:05Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we ran out.
- 43:08Speaker 5: Doing coke with Frank Salazar was insane, bro. The fool
- 43:14Speaker 5: from Scarface, the guy that says, give me Yale.
- 43:18Speaker 4: That guy did.
- 43:19Speaker 5: was a guest on George Press this one episode, and
- 43:22Speaker 5: George hit me up. He's like, hey, do me a
- 43:24Speaker 5: huge favor. I know it's going to suck, but can
- 43:26Speaker 5: you go pick him up in LA?
- 43:27Speaker 4: And I live with George. I was like, fuck, I
- 43:29Speaker 4: don't want to.
- 43:29Speaker 5: But he's like, he's a big deal. I mean, he
- 43:31Speaker 5: was on Scarface. And I'm like, who doesn't want to
- 43:33Speaker 5: do coke from someone from Scarface? Honestly, I wouldn't have
- 43:36Speaker 5: minded the trip, dog.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like, all right. What? All right, bet.
- 43:39Speaker 4: I'll go.
- 43:40Speaker 2: So I go pick him up on site, dog.
- 43:44Speaker 5: He literally gets in the car, and he's like, did
- 43:47Speaker 5: George send you with something?
- 43:50Speaker 2: Like cocaine on site, bro.
- 43:51Speaker 4: I'm like, bro. No, I was like, nah, like, well,
- 43:54Speaker 4: it's there when we get there. Like, chill out, bro.
- 43:56Speaker 2: He's like, I think at the time he was already
- 43:58Speaker 2: like 65 or older.
- 43:59Speaker 4: It was scary to.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Even think about it. His name is Angel Salazar, not Frank.
- 44:03Speaker 4: Angel Salazar, whatever.
- 44:04Speaker 9: It's wild that. When you're too young or too old,
- 44:07Speaker 9: people act the exact same way. Like if some 13-year-old
- 44:10Speaker 9: kid was hitting you up, you'd be like, I don't know.
- 44:12Speaker 9: It's like this doesn't seem right. No matter who they
- 44:15Speaker 9: know and who said it was cool, you're like, I
- 44:18Speaker 9: don't know, man.
- 44:18Speaker 2: You see, and now it's the same thing.
- 44:19Speaker 3: Give a kid a cigarette.
- 44:20Speaker 4: Now you get older, it's the exact same thing. It's like,
- 44:22Speaker 4: I don't know, man. This doesn't seem like a good idea.
- 44:25Speaker 2: And he treated cocaine differently. He treated it like a ritual.
- 44:29Speaker 4: He had a thing.
- 44:30Speaker 2: He had a, what do you call it, the cipher?
- 44:34Speaker 5: Like something yeah so no big rocks would go in
- 44:39Speaker 5: his nose bro and i even asked him on the
- 44:42Speaker 5: way there i was like because we were just asked
- 44:44Speaker 5: back i was way on a sick one.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Later that night imagine just doing what like that movie
- 44:50Speaker 1: and then that turns.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Into your whole life was it because of the movie
- 44:53Speaker 5: yeah bro he said he said he couldn't go anywhere
- 44:55Speaker 5: without getting off for cocaine he's like bro i'm I
- 44:58Speaker 5: was part of the.
- 44:59Speaker 3: Movie Scarface Dog. So before that, he wasn't even doing cocaine?
- 45:02Speaker 4: I'm sure he was.
- 45:02Speaker 2: No, he was partying.
- 45:03Speaker 3: He was partying, but like, It changed the trajectory of parties.
- 45:07Speaker 2: He embodied that character for the rest of his life.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Because every time he would show up, he would show
- 45:11Speaker 2: up with a little hat. Like he fucking... Like he
- 45:13Speaker 2: was in the show. Like he was in the movie.
- 45:15Speaker 2: George made him... Remember George made him do the fucking.
- 45:18Speaker 4: Yeah. His roles at the house.
- 45:19Speaker 3: He made him?
- 45:20Speaker 4: Like he forced him, fool? Didn't force him, but.
- 45:23Speaker 3: He was like... Come on, X.
- 45:23Speaker 4: You can talk about it.
- 45:24Speaker 3: I mean, no, no.
- 45:25Speaker 4: I don't know if he forced.
- 45:25Speaker 3: I mean, I was.
- 45:26Speaker 5: He didn't... No one forced anybody, but it was like
- 45:28Speaker 5: that thing.
- 45:28Speaker 2: Can you do that?
- 45:29Speaker 6: Hey.
- 45:30Speaker 2: What is it? Chicho bring the yayo? He kept saying
- 45:33Speaker 2: that over and over, and he'd walk.
- 45:35Speaker 4: Okay, so I remember this.
- 45:38Speaker 2: I remember this because George told me to record this.
- 45:41Speaker 5: So Angel Salazar would stand outside the door, and then
- 45:45Speaker 5: he would open the door, and he did it three
- 45:47Speaker 5: times because we wanted to get it right.
- 45:48Speaker 2: So he'd open the door and be like, this is
- 45:50Speaker 2: Angel Salazar.
- 45:51Speaker 4: Chicho, go get the yayo. This is George's first story.
- 45:53Speaker 4: So it was like acting, but it wasn't. But he
- 45:56Speaker 4: was about the character, bro.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Somebody said he put a gun to his head and
- 46:01Speaker 1: told him to fucking do the lines.
- 46:04Speaker 5: And then on the way there, I even asked him,
- 46:06Speaker 5: I asked him if he was scared of fentanyl and
- 46:08Speaker 5: he's like, fool, I've been doing cocaine since the 60s.
- 46:10Speaker 4: I ain't scared of fentanyl.
- 46:12Speaker 5: And I was like, damn, shout out to you, dog,
- 46:15Speaker 5: because I'm terrified of that shit, dog.
- 46:18Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that. Xavier playing bag roulette.
- 46:22Speaker 3: If there's fentanyl in one bump, you'll die, right? If
- 46:24Speaker 3: there's even one bump, you'll die.
- 46:28Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean.
- 46:29Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 46:29Speaker 5: It's also that thing where I kind of like, I believe,
- 46:33Speaker 5: but I also feel like it's fear-mongering because why is
- 46:36Speaker 5: it that people are addicted to fentanyl now? If you're
- 46:38Speaker 5: so dangerous, how do you get addicted to something that's
- 46:41Speaker 5: so dangerous?
- 46:41Speaker 2: That's the thing that I said, bro. I literally said it.
- 46:44Speaker 2: I just said it right now. I said, he's like,
- 46:46Speaker 2: you're going to die in a little bit.
- 46:48Speaker 1: I was like, or you build a tolerance because there's
- 46:51Speaker 1: motherfuckers out here that are buying AIDS to fenty.
- 46:54Speaker 2: And talking about, oh, I can only handle this much.
- 46:56Speaker 2: And they want it.
- 46:57Speaker 3: I mean, we've all seen soft white on their belly.
- 46:59Speaker 3: They admit to, I want fentanyl.
- 47:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:01Speaker 5: They'll say, I'm addicted to fentanyl. It's not like they're
- 47:04Speaker 5: hiding it anymore. They're like, that's what I want. That's
- 47:06Speaker 5: what I need.
- 47:06Speaker 4: Where do I get it?
- 47:07Speaker 2: It was a cheat sheet. Get the year when they
- 47:09Speaker 2: were stopped.
- 47:10Speaker 5: Dude, I wonder if going out soft-fired underbelly makes you
- 47:13Speaker 5: a celebrity tweaker.
- 47:14Speaker 3: We're like, oh, we see you.
- 47:16Speaker 4: Look at you. We got some tweaking. Welcome back. Bro,
- 47:19Speaker 4: that's crazy.
- 47:20Speaker 5: Everybody has a soft-fired underbelly making celebrities out.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Everybody has a cell phone. I'll be honest.
- 47:25Speaker 1: It's not a good look unless you're looking for actual recovery.
- 47:28Speaker 1: The crazy thing about it is a lot of the
- 47:29Speaker 1: prostitutes that were on there... It looked like they were
- 47:32Speaker 1: telling you a sad story, but a lot of those
- 47:33Speaker 1: bitches got a lot of clients off of that shit.
- 47:35Speaker 3: They're not stupid.
- 47:36Speaker 1: Because people were just like, oh, she talks about she's
- 47:38Speaker 1: on Figueroa. There was a bunch of maniacs, like Xavier's uncles,
- 47:41Speaker 1: that were watching that shit, talking about.
- 47:43Speaker 4: I'm going to go see her. You know she ain't
- 47:45Speaker 4: a cop.
- 47:46Speaker 5: You know she ain't a motherfucking cop, dawg.
- 47:48Speaker 4: You know she ain't a motherfucking cop, dawg. I'm going
- 47:51Speaker 4: to call my tío.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Esta no es policía.
- 47:54Speaker 6: But what if she is working for the cops?
- 47:56Speaker 5: Bro, that'd be a fucking 3D chess by the fucking
- 47:59Speaker 5: FBI cop situation, bro.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Somebody said, Nitty, get the verga.
- 48:03Speaker 3: Where's it at? Where's it at? Send it.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Have you been to TJ?
- 48:10Speaker 4: I used to go. Yeah, of course.
- 48:12Speaker 5: We're trying to, well, not me personally, but he needs
- 48:14Speaker 5: to go to Hong Kong. Someone needs to take him.
- 48:17Speaker 4: He needs to.
- 48:18Speaker 8: He wants to go too.
- 48:22Speaker 2: He wants to go and someone needs to baptize the homie.
- 48:24Speaker 2: I said I'll pay for the first one. I got
- 48:27Speaker 2: the first one. He needs to, bro. He said he'll
- 48:30Speaker 2: pay for it if she's black. He said she'd pay
- 48:33Speaker 2: for it if she was black. You said that.
- 48:36Speaker 4: No, no. I still will.
- 48:40Speaker 3: We don't smoke the same excursion.
- 48:42Speaker 2: That would be a first time for him, though. Yeah,
- 48:45Speaker 2: we don't... Take the whole squad. Bunny Ranch. We don't
- 48:49Speaker 2: Bunny Ranch the same.
- 48:50Speaker 4: TJ edition.
- 48:51Speaker 3: See that? See how it worked out? When was the
- 48:55Speaker 3: last time you went to TJ? He's never been.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I want you to go.
- 48:58Speaker 3: Oh, you've never been.
- 48:59Speaker 2: I'll let you take my Ray-Ban so we can get
- 49:01Speaker 2: like first version.
- 49:01Speaker 3: Why don't we work hard to get your papers first?
- 49:03Speaker 4: Yeah, Xavier.
- 49:04Speaker 3: And then we can all go together.
- 49:05Speaker 2: That's how bad you don't want to get laid?
- 49:06Speaker 3: Then we go together.
- 49:07Speaker 5: This boy over here paying for it and literally trying
- 49:09Speaker 5: to get him to have a great time.
- 49:11Speaker 4: He's trying to set you up for organ trafficking.
- 49:12Speaker 3: I know.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Anybody else want it? Anybody in the group chat? I
- 49:15Speaker 2: think he gets pussy. I think it's.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Not a fucking big issue for him to want to
- 49:22Speaker 1: go to Mexico and be like, you know what?
- 49:24Speaker 3: I got to get some south of the border pussy.
- 49:27Speaker 6: I think we can give him the same or similar
- 49:29Speaker 6: experience if you go take him to Vegas or something.
- 49:32Speaker 3: He just sounds... No. Really? First of all... You've been
- 49:35Speaker 3: to Hong Kong? That's what I'm saying. Never mind. I
- 49:38Speaker 3: was going to say... I've always wanted to go to Tijuana.
- 49:40Speaker 3: I'll definitely go to Tijuana. But you also make it
- 49:43Speaker 3: sound like... Now that I hear how much you want
- 49:45Speaker 3: me to go, it does sound like... It's a blast.
- 49:46Speaker 3: He's setting me up. No. I'll pay for everything. I'll
- 49:52Speaker 3: give you.
- 49:52Speaker 4: I'll let my dad take you. I'll let my dad
- 49:56Speaker 4: take you.
- 49:57Speaker 2: I'm going to ask my dad.
- 49:58Speaker 3: You go to Tijuana. I'll do that. I'll vlog that.
- 50:00Speaker 3: You'll go to my dad? I'll vlog that.
- 50:00Speaker 4: I'll go to your dad.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Your dad's in on it too, dog.
- 50:03Speaker 3: That would be so funny.
- 50:04Speaker 2: My dad will probably be like.
- 50:06Speaker 3: That would be a good vlog.
- 50:07Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll pay for the other one.
- 50:08Speaker 4: That way you get two at once. Let's make it happen, bro.
- 50:12Speaker 4: Another female.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Two at once. That would be so funny. Yeah.
- 50:16Speaker 2: They playing hot potato, bro. Let me start playing hot potato.
- 50:19Speaker 2: His dad plays a joke.
- 50:20Speaker 3: How's your dad's English?
- 50:20Speaker 2: Two transvestites. Enough to order at McDonald's.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Okay, we'll be all right. We'll figure it out.
- 50:25Speaker 4: You're fine. You guys will figure it out.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Tell me about your son.
- 50:28Speaker 2: My son.
- 50:29Speaker 4: More of a visual experience?
- 50:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even need to talk. The music will
- 50:32Speaker 2: be loud.
- 50:33Speaker 5: Yeah, don't worry about it.
- 50:35Speaker 4: You ain't going to be podcasting with my dad.
- 50:36Speaker 3: That's so funny. You want to make your dad do acid?
- 50:41Speaker 2: What if he gets.
- 50:42Speaker 3: What if they.
- 50:42Speaker 4: Fuck you, dog. You'll trip the fuck out, dog.
- 50:48Speaker 2: What if his dad hooks you up with chicks with dicks?
- 50:51Speaker 3: Nah, bro, that's gay. I'll tell his dad I'm calling
- 50:55Speaker 3: ICE on his son.
- 50:56Speaker 4: You want that?
- 50:58Speaker 2: You don't need to go to TJ with chicks with dicks.
- 51:00Speaker 4: Go to West Hollywood. You don't need to fly.
- 51:02Speaker 2: You don't need to go anywhere for that. Did you
- 51:03Speaker 2: hear what his retaliation would be? Did you hear what
- 51:06Speaker 2: his retaliation would be? He said, I'm calling ICE on
- 51:09Speaker 2: his son.
- 51:09Speaker 3: I'll tell your dad. Look him in the eyes and
- 51:11Speaker 3: be like, ICE is going to bring your son home
- 51:13Speaker 3: to you. No.
- 51:17Speaker 2: In India, is prostitution legal?
- 51:20Speaker 3: I don't think so. Maybe it is. I don't know.
- 51:23Speaker 3: There's so many ghetto and poor areas that it's happening.
- 51:25Speaker 3: It's happening everywhere, dog.
- 51:26Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening, but I'm wondering if it's legal.
- 51:28Speaker 2: That's what my question was.
- 51:29Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
- 51:30Speaker 2: If Hong Kong is legal, you can literally go.
- 51:31Speaker 3: Ray, look it up. Probably in different parts. Just like here.
- 51:35Speaker 3: It depends on what part of America you are.
- 51:38Speaker 2: They have a goodie ranch.
- 51:39Speaker 6: Prostitution itself is not legal in India if practiced privately
- 51:43Speaker 6: and voluntarily by consenting adults, but most organized activities surrounding
- 51:49Speaker 6: it are criminalized. Oh, have you seen the Indian film
- 51:54Speaker 6: with Danny Boyle that directed?
- 51:56Speaker 4: Slumdog Millionaire.
- 51:57Speaker 6: There's a fucking taste of like prostitution and grooming and
- 52:01Speaker 6: trafficking and all that shit. All that shit's a mix, man.
- 52:04Speaker 6: So in some ways, it's definitely not.
- 52:07Speaker 3: Legal, bro. Just like here, man.
- 52:10Speaker 4: So many people.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Like, it's illegal. It's illegal.
- 52:12Speaker 5: You know how much they can make on just taxing
- 52:14Speaker 5: on that? So many fucking women and people.
- 52:16Speaker 3: But it's all over. It's different. It's illegal in Vegas,
- 52:18Speaker 3: but legal in Nevada, right? Or, like, outside of Vegas?
- 52:21Speaker 3: Or what is it? How does it work?
- 52:21Speaker 4: Yeah, Clark County.
- 52:23Speaker 2: Clark County, where Vegas is at, it's illegal. You know
- 52:25Speaker 2: what's crazy? Like, across from the Bunny Ranch, there's, like,
- 52:27Speaker 2: an imitation Bunny Ranch.
- 52:29Speaker 3: Like... Where is that?
- 52:30Speaker 10: In Vegas?
- 52:30Speaker 2: It's like a lower tier.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 52:31Speaker 9: If you're going to open up a McDonald's, you go
- 52:33Speaker 9: looking for a Burger King.
- 52:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Come on.
- 52:37Speaker 6: Put some respect on Burger King.
- 52:38Speaker 3: Whopper's baby all day.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Burger King is fire, dog.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Let's put a pull-up, dog.
- 52:42Speaker 2: McDonald's or Burger King.
- 52:43Speaker 5: Hey, are they really doing that Whopper check?
- 52:45Speaker 3: Need to be talking about it? I saw a commercial
- 52:47Speaker 3: one time. Bring it to the manager. We'll do a
- 52:48Speaker 3: Whopper check. You guys ever seen that commercial?
- 52:50Speaker 2: I've seen the commercial, but are they really?
- 52:53Speaker 3: I haven't gone in. I got to do that. I'm
- 52:54Speaker 3: going to do a Whopper check.
- 52:55Speaker 2: You know what tripped me out about?
- 52:57Speaker 3: Mystery Shopper?
- 52:58Speaker 1: I went into Staples the other day, and apparently, dog,
- 53:02Speaker 1: you know how I was like, fuck, I got to
- 53:03Speaker 1: buy these labels? And I told you about these bitch-ass labels.
- 53:05Speaker 1: They now have chips.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Yeah, you're scamming the machine. You didn't work?
- 53:09Speaker 1: No, it works only a certain amount of time. I
- 53:11Speaker 1: could only use those cycles twice, right? So then I'm like, fuck,
- 53:14Speaker 1: they got me, right? And then one of the workers,
- 53:16Speaker 1: she was like, you know you can price match, right?
- 53:18Speaker 4: And I was like, what?
- 53:19Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, find the same product on Amazon
- 53:22Speaker 1: and show it to the clerk. And that fucking roll
- 53:25Speaker 1: of fucking labels.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Went from like $ 54 to $ 23.
- 53:28Speaker 3: 99, dog.
- 53:28Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, now I'm going to Staples
- 53:33Speaker 1: and abusing the fuck.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Out of that shit, dog. Give me a second.
- 53:37Speaker 2: It has to be through Amazon being sold.
- 53:39Speaker 4: But did they touch your phone?
- 53:41Speaker 5: Uh, they didn't touch it, but fucking Photoshop that for
- 53:44Speaker 5: fucking five. If they're not touching the phone, bro, you
- 53:48Speaker 5: can Photoshop the shit out of that.
- 53:49Speaker 1: They did make me scroll down to like where it
- 53:51Speaker 1: says sold by Amazon for you.
- 53:53Speaker 3: Unless you're going to figure out how to screenshot it.
- 53:55Speaker 4: Nah.
- 53:55Speaker 6: Like, yeah.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Cause you have to go through your account and then
- 53:57Speaker 1: they're like, all right, go down. And then they look
- 53:59Speaker 1: at that spot where it's sold and shit. And they
- 54:02Speaker 1: see the product, they match it.
- 54:04Speaker 6: I know what you were doing.
- 54:05Speaker 2: They're not stupid, dog.
- 54:06Speaker 4: They're a little stupid, bro.
- 54:07Speaker 2: That's smart.
- 54:09Speaker 1: No, it just means that Amazon is one step closer
- 54:11Speaker 1: to fucking eating up.
- 54:14Speaker 5: They scam you all the time, dog. They scam you
- 54:17Speaker 5: all the time, bro. It's fucking bullshit. That's something like literally.
- 54:20Speaker 5: And it's funny because you should be able to.
- 54:22Speaker 6: There's price check out.
- 54:23Speaker 2: You can rain check a lot of shit. I heard
- 54:25Speaker 2: that you can rain check shit in the grocery store.
- 54:27Speaker 5: No, but you should because we shouldn't. You know how
- 54:30Speaker 5: everything's always cheaper at Amazon? I heard that some stores.
- 54:32Speaker 2: Will honor it, dog. You should just go to that
- 54:33Speaker 2: store and honor it, and they should honor it.
- 54:35Speaker 4: That's right.
- 54:36Speaker 1: Like, straight up rain checking shit used to be, like, dog,
- 54:39Speaker 1: that's how people made it work back in the day, dog. Like,
- 54:41Speaker 1: back in the day, like, people would rain check at
- 54:43Speaker 1: certain stores, dog, they would honor it, knowing these certain policies.
- 54:46Speaker 2: But all it takes is, like, one bad fucking seed
- 54:49Speaker 2: to just fuck it up and then just abuse it.
- 54:51Speaker 4: One bad onion.
- 54:51Speaker 1: And then they just, yeah, one bad fucking seed.
- 54:54Speaker 3: You know, back in the day, Walmart was like that.
- 54:56Speaker 3: You could return anything to Walmart without a receipt.
- 54:59Speaker 5: Yeah, Costco don't fuck around.
- 55:02Speaker 4: They let you do whatever you want.
- 55:03Speaker 6: No.
- 55:03Speaker 3: They let you return whatever? No receipt?
- 55:06Speaker 4: I don't know if no receipt, but almost anything.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Why they even gotta come knocking on XG's door after
- 55:11Speaker 1: they build the case, after returning so much shit? XG
- 55:14Speaker 1: is the king of like buying shit and returning it.
- 55:17Speaker 3: The next day.
- 55:17Speaker 5: Well, I used a tent at Coachella and then returned
- 55:20Speaker 5: it and said it wasn't big enough.
- 55:22Speaker 2: I was like, was it?
- 55:26Speaker 5: The only way to find out it wasn't was to
- 55:28Speaker 5: actually use it, right?
- 55:29Speaker 4: I'll send them your vlog.
- 55:31Speaker 3: So what'd they say? Store credit or you can have
- 55:32Speaker 3: full refund?
- 55:33Speaker 2: I'm going to go give a fuck. I'm going to
- 55:34Speaker 2: return whatever I can on store credit anyways.
- 55:38Speaker 1: This is the piece of evidence I needed to build
- 55:41Speaker 1: that case?
- 55:42Speaker 4: That used to be... So we would go.
- 55:45Speaker 9: We would go to Home Depot and you'd get a
- 55:48Speaker 9: bunch of bags of fertilizer... But in the bottom bag,
- 55:52Speaker 9: you cut the bottom bag and put faucets and stuff
- 55:55Speaker 9: in there and then stack the fertilizer back on. Then
- 55:59Speaker 9: they would just scan the fertilizer. You buy the fertilizer.
- 56:02Speaker 9: You return all the fertilizer and then go sell the faucets.
- 56:06Speaker 9: Or before, you could return them to Home Depot too.
- 56:07Speaker 9: You didn't need a receipt at Home Depot. You could
- 56:09Speaker 9: just bring them back. We'd just bring back all these faucets.
- 56:12Speaker 9: That's how I made money in high school for sure.
- 56:15Speaker 5: My uncle, I was telling him. Like I said, I
- 56:18Speaker 5: used to do handyman work. And my uncle used to
- 56:20Speaker 5: have a credit card and he used to buy like,
- 56:22Speaker 5: you know, all the shit at Home Depot.
- 56:24Speaker 4: But we would always buy.
- 56:25Speaker 5: Extra random shit. Like we'd buy tape. I'm like, we
- 56:27Speaker 5: already have tape. And we're like, don't worry about it.
- 56:29Speaker 4: So we'd buy tape.
- 56:31Speaker 5: And be a fucking big ass fucking receipt.
- 56:33Speaker 4: Give it to the boss. And then the boss would
- 56:35Speaker 4: obviously like give us the money back.
- 56:37Speaker 5: And then he would go return all that extra shit.
- 56:40Speaker 4: All the time.
- 56:41Speaker 2: And at one time I told him like, that's pretty scammy.
- 56:43Speaker 2: And he's like, here's your cut.
- 56:45Speaker 4: I was like, all right.
- 56:46Speaker 3: All right.
- 56:46Speaker 2: I see what we're doing here.
- 56:48Speaker 5: But yeah, it was just like, you're like, it was
- 56:50Speaker 5: a big company. So my uncle was like, bro, it's
- 56:52Speaker 5: a little extra tape. It wasn't like, it wasn't like,
- 56:54Speaker 5: it was just a bunch.
- 56:55Speaker 4: Of extra little bullshit.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:57Speaker 4: Extra tape, extra screws. Little things. Little things.
- 56:59Speaker 3: But little things add up, bro.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Little things add up for sure. At the end of
- 57:01Speaker 2: the fucking month, you returned fucking six tapes. You know
- 57:05Speaker 2: people that- Seven brooms. All of a sudden, we need
- 57:08Speaker 2: brooms every fucking week.
- 57:09Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it was just stupid shit. You leave with
- 57:12Speaker 3: an extra what? Even if you leave with an extra
- 57:13Speaker 3: 50 bucks at the end of the night. Yeah.
- 57:15Speaker 9: Returning shit used to be so- Easy. There's no questions asked.
- 57:20Speaker 9: That was another way, the gap in Eddie Bauer. I
- 57:23Speaker 9: would walk in, grab something on the way to the register,
- 57:26Speaker 9: then walk up and be like, I want to return this.
- 57:28Speaker 9: And they would just be like, all right, just give
- 57:31Speaker 9: me cash.
- 57:31Speaker 3: Get free 20 bucks and you go spend it at
- 57:33Speaker 3: the ball.
- 57:33Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 57:34Speaker 9: All the time, just walk in, return a shirt. No problem.
- 57:38Speaker 2: Yeah, one day I'm telling you, Amazon's going to come
- 57:40Speaker 2: for you, dog.
- 57:42Speaker 3: I heard these companies like, hold on, I heard these
- 57:44Speaker 3: stores are letting people steal stuff. and do all these things,
- 57:47Speaker 3: but they're catching them on camera, and they're building a case.
- 57:50Speaker 1: Yeah, Target does that. Once you get to that certain threshold,
- 57:53Speaker 1: they have that facial recognition, and they just, they like literally, like,
- 57:57Speaker 1: they buy databases from like, you know, like when you
- 58:01Speaker 1: get prosecuted with the county and shit like that. So
- 58:03Speaker 1: they buy people who have, like, you know, your information,
- 58:05Speaker 1: and they're like, ah, this person is an avid thief.
- 58:07Speaker 1: So then once you build the case, then they fucking
- 58:09Speaker 1: serve your ass, dog.
- 58:11Speaker 3: No.
- 58:11Speaker 5: But you know which one the one, The one that
- 58:13Speaker 5: I find really sketchy. Like I said, I'd fucking return shit.
- 58:16Speaker 5: I'd return it in full. I'm not trying to come up.
- 58:18Speaker 5: It's their policy. I'm allowed to return it.
- 58:20Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
- 58:21Speaker 3: It's their policy. I'm in the rules.
- 58:23Speaker 5: No, the one that I think is sketchy that I
- 58:26Speaker 5: know some people that do and it kind of works
- 58:27Speaker 5: is they'll return things with nothing in the box. And
- 58:30Speaker 5: Amazon will straight up just fucking give them some credit
- 58:33Speaker 5: and they'll keep, oh, I returned my Ray-Bans and I
- 58:35Speaker 5: didn't put the Ray-Bans in the case so I got
- 58:36Speaker 5: three Ray-Bans.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Did you learn that from your Armenian neighbors?
- 58:40Speaker 4: I got burned.
- 58:41Speaker 9: I got burned at Costco. I bought like a shaving,
- 58:44Speaker 9: like a electric razor. And when I got it home,
- 58:47Speaker 9: it was like some Timu. And I was like, yo,
- 58:50Speaker 9: and I took it back and they were like, you,
- 58:52Speaker 9: you put this in here. This isn't the, and I
- 58:54Speaker 9: was like, no, I'm saying that happened to me. Like,
- 58:56Speaker 9: I know, I know this isn't the right one. And
- 58:59Speaker 9: they were like, nah, we can't take this.
- 59:01Speaker 4: And I was like, fucking bird.
- 59:03Speaker 9: You got to open it on the spot to check, bro.
- 59:06Speaker 9: And I wouldn't in the store. I absolutely didn't open
- 59:09Speaker 9: it and look. I just bought it.
- 59:10Speaker 3: XG got you.
- 59:11Speaker 4: I got him. I got him, dog. I got him, dog.
- 59:14Speaker 3: I got him on me.
- 59:16Speaker 4: On the other side of that story, man.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. There's still fucking people out there being fucking
- 59:22Speaker 2: con artists.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Also, too, I want to shout out our sponsor. Fucking
- 59:24Speaker 1: Red Ice Coffee LA fucking waking me the fuck up, dog.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Make sure you guys save the date. November 21st and 22nd,
- 59:32Speaker 1: High and Hungry Mercadito is going to be coming back
- 59:34Speaker 1: at Corea's Mariscos. By that time, definitely going to be
- 59:37Speaker 1: chowder time. So he's going to have that plus his
- 59:39Speaker 1: regular menu. And we're going to have a whole parking
- 59:42Speaker 1: lot full of vendors.
- 59:43Speaker 2: So make sure you guys pull up. Two-day event, 9-3.
- 59:45Speaker 3: Free.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's free. So just pull up and come shop
- 59:49Speaker 1: the week before Thanksgiving. So come support all the local vendors.
- 59:53Speaker 1: I will be set up. Hopefully XG has a new
- 59:55Speaker 1: flavor by then. Yeah, so there's going to be a
- 59:58Speaker 1: lot of other stuff. So make sure you guys pull up.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: It is free. And I will be emailing you guys
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: the stuff as well.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Also, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, catch me at Threadquarters booth
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: at Comic-Con. We're going to be at the Green Zone,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: so make sure you guys pull up. I will be
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: posting the information on my page on High and Hungry.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: Stop by his booth. I will be a part of
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: his booth and have my stuff set up as well.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: So if you're going to be there, look out for
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan. I'll be right there working my booth. And
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Xavier is raffling off his Pokemon Night Out bag that
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: he got when he went out with his boyfriend.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: That really upset you, eh? I felt it.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: You guys want this?
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: It was exclusive.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Ezone's not giving his away, so I'll hook you guys
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: up with that, the poster.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: Did you feel betrayed?
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: There's a little wristband in there.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: How do you respond? He felt betrayed. I have a
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: free ticket. He saw you out with His enemy.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: He's my friend and he made him my friend.
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: It's this thing where like, I feel you guys, you
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: guys don't like each other, but it kind of has.
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: Nothing to do with me.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: It's not like I made, I became friends.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: With him once.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: You guys were, and it sucks.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: You did this. This is your fault.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish, and the thing is, dude.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: I wish it would have just, all, Apologize, say sorry.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: So we could have all gone together as a group.
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: That was honestly, I was like, bro, this would be.
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: Cool if we were. We could have been Pokemon.
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: Yes, Pokemon. We could have been there together.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: I was like.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Chat room. XG makes no sense, right? Nah, get over it,
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: grown man.
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: Get over it, bro.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: You guys literally like the same shit.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: Nah, fool.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: Stop it.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: Literally, same shit.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: Loves ramen.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: Literally, before ramen, Pokemon, then fucking... Same gay shit? You
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: guys like the same gay shit?
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: Hitman's favorite film was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: People in the chat room say, fuck that.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: Food too, dog. No, you're all fools.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Just get over it.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: But it was a great time. A lot of fucking nerds.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: A lot of virgins. A lot of gay guys too.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: It was a rave, so obviously gay guys there, but.
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: Pokemon. All right.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: Dude, what's crazy is like, bro, Marshmallow and Alice in
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: Wonderland are playing their music and.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: The music's all right. It's not like the best, but
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: they're playing it and they drop the beat and the
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: fan kind of, they go, woo. But they see a
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: fucking Pokemon on screen.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: They go wild, bro.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: It was a whole different type of people just vibing, bro.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: Is that a Blastoise? What the fuck?
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: You know, trying to take a photo of red ice coffee.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: That was very fucking gay.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: That noise he made was very gay.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: Somebody's going to clip that and just fucking make... Dude,
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: these guys.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Dude, there was a line outside the door for this
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: Mewtwo picture.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: That I know you took.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: A picture of.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Nah, I was in the merch line. People were taking
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: pictures of me, dog. I had a costume on. I
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: had a costume on, dawg. People were taking pictures with me, dawg.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: So you didn't even message each other and be like...
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: He didn't even tell me.
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: My phone died.
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: Was it because of Cairo?
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: No, I don't give a fuck.
- 1:03:05Speaker 5: I don't care, dawg. Neither of them are my parents.
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: And it's not like they did something crazy. They just fucking...
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: They can get over it.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: Boys just kissing makeup.
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: You know what? Fuck you too, nitty.
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: How about that?
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: You guys could have caught a squirrel together. Exactly. Exactly.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: You could catch the door on the way out.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: I miss you, man. You're my charmander.
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: All right, dog. Ain't no fire today. That's a good one.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: No bitches, though.
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: That's one thing, dog.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: At least when I go to my festivals, there's little
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: cuties and little shorts.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: There was fucking girls there.
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: No, stop, bro.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: Stop. And the fine bitches had a boyfriend, if there
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: was any, dog.
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: Sure.
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: Because I look around, it's like, oh, there's, oh, ah,
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: never mind. Ah, no.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: What did you want?
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: Hmm? I mean, I went to a rave.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I expected a little bit of ass and titties.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: You don't think there's any Pokemon holes out there?
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: Aren't you with your lady? So I found that out.
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: You got enough ass titties left? Still look, bro.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: I don't care. It's a festival.
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: Poka suckers.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: No, no. Poka fuckers.
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: Well, I asked this. So I did ask.
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: I was like, is there a Pokemon that's a slut
- 1:04:18Speaker 5: or a whore in the game?
- 1:04:19Speaker 4: And I guess there is.
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: Which one is it?
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: I don't look at Pokemon in a sexual way, dog.
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: I was like, I'll be honest.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: They look like money to me, dog.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: I was like, when I fucking sold my $ 10, 000 card,
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: I got.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Hard when I went to the bank.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: It's probably Diglett.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: Not because of the Pokemon.
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: It's not Diglett.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Because I asked the homie, I was like.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: Bitches be fucking Diglett.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: I asked my homie.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Sitting on the ground and shit.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: I was my homie.
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: I was like, is there any chicks that are going
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: to be hot here? He's like, if they are, they're
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: going to be this Pokemon. Because I guess this Pokemon
- 1:04:45Speaker 5: is like promiscuous in the show.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: So it just makes sense. But I didn't see any
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: of them.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: No.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: I was looking for that Pokemon.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: I was like, where's this Pokemon at that everyone's talking about?
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: That's so funny.
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: But I don't know. I'll let you guys know.
- 1:04:56Speaker 9: That's the first rave in the history of raves.
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: Which one was the sexy one that you don't know?
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: No Fine Girls. I'll let you know. But there's a
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: Pokemon out there.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: Snorlax. Nah. But. Yeah, it was pretty.
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: It was all right. It didn't sell out. That was sad.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: What do you mean? It looked pretty full. I saw
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: your video. Fuck, no.
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: No, it got fucking packed.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: It got full at the end because I guess a
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: lot of people just wanted to see Marshmallow.
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: I wish you guys unexpectedly ran into each other and
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: then you saw Cairo. It would have been like the
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: paint thing. You would have saw the same face.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: It would have been great. If they actually maybe would
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: have ran into each other. And they both claim that
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: it's on-site, which I doubt it.
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: I never said it's on-site.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: Well, you have said it before.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: I never said anything like that.
- 1:05:35Speaker 9: At the Pokemon game?
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: There's a difference between not liking somebody and not fucking
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: with somebody than fucking saying.
- 1:05:43Speaker 4: Hey, you know what?
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: I want to physically.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: Hurt that person.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe not.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: But all in my head, I was like, bro, it
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: would be funny because he is wearing the Hulk outfit.
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: It would be hilarious because he is wearing the Hulk outfit.
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: Any type of altercation with him wearing the Hulk outfit.
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: Someone play Real American. It's time to go.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: Let's go. Hulk versus Pikachu?
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: Two of America's beloved characters.
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: Both yellow. Pikachu still says it like Pikachu. That's how
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Pikachu says the N word? Pikachu. It's the only how
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: he can speak. He goes, Pika. Instead of Pika. Pika.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:06:40Speaker 6: Why should they make up? Why should they make up?
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: How do you feel about it? Are you anti-Kyro?
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: I got my own things about that guy unrelated to Eason.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: On-site, though?
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: Nah, not like that.
- 1:06:53Speaker 4: The reason I said this was.
- 1:06:54Speaker 6: Xavier knows about it.
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: Not that they should make up, because, I mean, they
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: do whatever they want.
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: My thing is, the reason I say this is because
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: the reason I'm friends with them, with him, is because
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: of him. And they were such good friends without me
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: in it. Like, they used to do a pod without me.
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: That's my thing. It's like, bro, like, is it that serious?
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Y'all literally at the same fucking event. Is it that
- 1:07:11Speaker 5: fucking serious? Just kind of like, oh, yeah, that's it.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: I'm not saying y'all should start a pod.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: I'm not saying nah, but it's that thing where it's
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: just like, hello.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: Nice to see you.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: Nice Hulk outfit. I like your jacket.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: That'll be your last day on the pod, nigga.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: He knows I would never. A reunion episode?
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: And you wouldn't just be pissing me off. You'd fucking
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: be pissing B off because B don't fuck with him either.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: B had to fire him.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Damn, we'll get B on the pod too. You're the worst.
- 1:07:40Speaker 6: He'll be gone for the next couple of weeks. After that,
- 1:07:42Speaker 6: you can do whatever you want.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: You know what the crazy thing is? You think it's
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: just me, dog. You know when you go to a
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: place and you have a bunch of people with targets
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: on you?
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: He managed to.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Piss off everybody in this fucking building on a different,
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: complete reason, unrelated to the reasons.
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: I have, right?
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: So I'm like, come on, dog. I'm like, go ahead, dog.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Bring problems here, dog, and then have all these other
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: enemies turn on you, too.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: No, no. I'm just, I'm old. This is the first
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: time I'm hearing it from that. I was like, disrupt
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: the wasp nest, dog. I didn't know it was like that, like,
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: that you missed the friend. Like, it sounds like, you know,
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: what's better than two friends making up? Nothing, dog.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: Two enemies not getting along.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: You like that? You're so toxic. You're the toxic one. Well,
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: wait up, wait up.
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: Talking about friends not making up and shit, I mean,
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: I don't, you're not Mexican enough, but what do you
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: think about Rosecrans getting thrown off of Power 106?
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: Shady, huh?
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: What do you, Rosecrans. Oh, Victor? Yeah, Vic.
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: You know who I'm talking about, right?
- 1:08:39Speaker 6: I heard about that.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: Talk more about it. Okay, I'm going to say it
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: without XG fucking having stutters.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Well, no.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: His name is Rosecrans. You just didn't fucking understand what
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: I said. But you're not giving the context. No, I'm
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: saying so Rosecrans, Vic Rosecrans from Power 106.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: Got kicked out from being the host or co-host of
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: Power 106 with let the witch start with do knows
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: and it's just that thing it's like like let's say
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: us three get signed by like xm radio or sirius
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: and then for some reason they don't like you or
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: you don't want to do it and then they get
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: rid of me it's like is it even fucking we
- 1:09:08Speaker 5: don't smoke the same if it's just one person of
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: the three well it's and it's like.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: So so to give people more context so the brown
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: bag has always uh started out like i think it's
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: like two.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: Three years And then the reason, they didn't let Duno go.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: Duno just couldn't get up early.
- 1:09:21Speaker 5: I didn't say they couldn't get up early, but I
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: said if there's only one of the three, it's not
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: even that show anymore.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I don't know why Duno left.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: Duno left because he didn't want to wake up early.
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: He said that shit on Fig Munity World because I
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: watched that a lot with AD and Terrell and all
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: of them. I watched that shit. And Duno's a part
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: of that. So I've seen the reason he left. He
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: was like, He didn't prioritize it as the opportunity he
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: wanted to pursue, dog. He didn't want to wake up
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: early to fucking do it. It didn't really mean that.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: Much to him. So he's like, fuck it.
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: I left.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And concrete does.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: It's not worth it. Maybe he's not trying to get
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: a Disney check where he's at right now, right? And
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: then it wasn't, I don't think the whole Rosecrans situation,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: I do think that whoever is in charge at Power 106,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: it wasn't just him that they let go.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: They've been letting go of a bunch of people. He
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: just happened to be in the mix.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: However, though, if you're going to do something like that
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: and you established a very well show like that, you
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: should definitely have a prior conversation to making any changes
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: Not just randomly just let him go.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: And then on top of that, when you added new
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: people onto it like concrete, it fucking puts him in
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: a hell.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: Of a different weird position because he.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: He's obviously trying to get his shine on, but it's like, fuck, bro,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: you let the new guy stay, but you let.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: One of the OGs fucking leave. That's the problem there.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: And it puts them kind of like at odds, even though,
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: let's just say they're not enemies, but now it's still
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: kind of like a sour taste in.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: Each other's mouth.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: I feel bad for Concrete. Go look at Concrete's comments.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I see that shit.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: It's all fucking, you should leave, you're the one. And
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: I mean, it's that thing where you're like, It's a
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: dying industry, obviously.
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: The radio part.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: But you don't think that this is like a fucking
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: chess move to disrupt the whole thing that they have
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: going on?
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: But why would Power 106 disrupt the number one?
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Because you got brown people in power that unite people
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: that fucking come in and they sell out all these
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: shows without a major label behind them. They fucking get
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: all these fans and whatever they say and they go, bye, dog.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: And you think that the people that run the fucking radio.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: They're like, you know what?
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: We don't need a brown and black influence anymore. That
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: is doing very well and is gaining enough traction, dog.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: I think it's deeper... You think they sabotaged it? Yeah,
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: I think it's deeper than what people think, dog. I
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: think they knew that the brown bag thing has motion.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: And they unite a lot of Latinos because that girl
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: Letty does have a lot of people to call in.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: And I think that... How do you destroy something from
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: the inside? Okay, but you don't think Letty should maybe say.
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: He's not here.
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: I'm not here.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: She's going to throw away the bag, dog. She's probably
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: on a tight contract where she can't even talk.
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: Bro, she's not going to kill that.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: She's not going to kill that, dog, because at the
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: end of the day, it's not even her decision.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: The moment she says something, she should have a conversation
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: with them out there.
- 1:11:54Speaker 5: Their platform's so big where if they went independent, she'd
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: make more fucking money. I guarantee you that. Power16 ain't
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: fucking paying her... amount, like a billion in.
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: The dollars, bro.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: They go fucking, they say, they tell Power 106, you
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: know what?
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: He's not here.
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: I'm leaving.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: We're going back to podcasting. Guarantee that thing.
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: Does numbers, bro.
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: All Raza, everybody would go over there and show that's
- 1:12:15Speaker 5: what they want.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: But let's not, but let's also, let's also, let's also,
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: let's also not ignore the elephant in the room though.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: DJ Paz has a good point here and I'm not,
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: but you also have to look at both sides and
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to bring it up, but there is
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: an ongoing lawsuit where he did become a liability to
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Power 106 because he beat somebody up at a Power
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: 106 event. The moment you disrupt something like that, it's
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: easier to get rid of you as well. When did
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: that happen? Prior, there's an ongoing lawsuit. I mean, you
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: can look it up.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not a good look. I mean, look, bro.
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: I'd be pissed, though.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: I'd be pissed if they fired me.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: I'd be pissed, and I don't even know if I
- 1:12:50Speaker 5: could be homies with you if they fired me. Like,
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: let's say, Nitty left. Then we got someone new. Then
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: they fired me, kept a new guy, and I looked
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: at you. I'm like, you're going to stay out?
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: Serious?
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: You're going to run this show without me and Nitty?
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: Me and Nitty would start a new show and be like, man,
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: fuck this bullshit.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: I would just ask for another show. I'd be like,
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: we can't call it. We don't smoke the same because
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: it's not going to be that.
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: Yeah. Or let the cause it.
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: You said brown bag ain't brown bag without the three
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: or without at least two of them.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: Like, you know, at the end of the day, it's like,
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: all right, bro. Like, what the fuck? Well, I was like,
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: this isn't that. I was like, we can try it.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: I was like, you know, because at the end of
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: the day, like if you beat somebody up and you
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: know your liability and they fired you for some shit
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: like that and we know what the fuck happened and
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: it's kind of like your fault.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But I do get it
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: at the end of the day. You can't call it
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: what it is. So, like, you're right.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Brownback should change his fucking name. Because at the end
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: of the day, like, Duno's moved on and done his
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: own thing. And fucking so apparently they forced Rosecrank. But
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: he's going to be fine, dog. A lot of the
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: community has embraced that dude. He should take the emotion
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: he's got him behind it and the support and run
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: with it, which it seems like what he's doing. There's,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of Instagram pages that are
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: fucking with him. So it's I just think it sucks, man,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: because it's like I think it's deeper than that. I
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: think it's you destroy the emotion of something that was
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: holding him. You know, like a lot of people. Now
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: you separate that. Now you got brown people that are
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: going to follow him. You got brown people that are
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: going to follow him.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: It's true because so many people are doing their own
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: thing because of social media. They don't need management or
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: any of these labels to do that shit for them.
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: Somebody said George Perez did that to you, XG.
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: I wasn't getting a paycheck over there, dog.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: It didn't hurt.
- 1:14:20Speaker 5: It's hurting Rosecrans more than it ever hurt me, dog.
- 1:14:22Speaker 4: I'm chilling.
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: I didn't need stage time that bad.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: No. You guys are cool now, though. You guys are nice.
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: I've never hated him, dawg. He gave me somewhere to live, dawg.
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: That's all I got to say.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Do you think those fools live there?
- 1:14:35Speaker 8: I was thinking about that shit in the last episode.
- 1:14:37Speaker 8: I was thinking about that shit in the last episode.
- 1:14:39Speaker 8: In bunk beds or what, dawg? It's a small-ass little room, dawg.
- 1:14:42Speaker 8: It was a nice room. I would always thank George
- 1:14:45Speaker 8: for giving me somewhere to live, dawg.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: It was cool.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: During the pandemic, fucking cocaine and strippers, what fucking.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: More would you want, dawg? It was fun. But, yeah, dawg.
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: That shit just sucks.
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: I mean, like I said, I listen to Brown Bag,
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: and when they move, I don't know if you've ever
- 1:14:59Speaker 5: had someone, when they move someone from your favorite morning thing,
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: and you're like, damn, that shit just sucks.
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: That's how I felt. The vibe is off. If it's
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: something that you watch.
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: We were like, dude, that shit just sucks.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: Or when they kill someone in a show like Game
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: of Thrones, we're like, oh, man.
- 1:15:14Speaker 4: For sure.
- 1:15:15Speaker 9: And I've watched, I used to, I've loved radio in
- 1:15:18Speaker 9: Los Angeles for forever.
- 1:15:20Speaker 4: So I've watched this happen forever.
- 1:15:22Speaker 9: Over and over again where things get too successful or
- 1:15:25Speaker 9: money comes in and you expect exactly what you're saying. Like,
- 1:15:28Speaker 9: why don't you guys leave when I got fired? They
- 1:15:30Speaker 9: never do. It's never happened where everyone's like, you know what?
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: Fuck that.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: Is the money that good? I always hear they pay.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: Well, but not on the radio.
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: It's the opportunities that were already offered to them at
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: the bat and they're like, it's either now or never
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: type shit. And for somebody to try to make it
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: through radio, that's.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: So fucking difficult.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Straight up, dog.
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: Especially for a woman.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: Period. You're asking me to sacrifice my career. She's got
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: to go.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: And then, like, not just that, bro. Like, she kind
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: of is the one that holds it together, like, in
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: a sense. Like, you could tell that, like, even in
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: the beginning... You could tell that in the beginning, she
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: was probably the bitch that was like, hey, this is
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: the schedule.
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: This is what is going to happen.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: It wasn't Duno doing that shit, fool. It wasn't fucking
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: Vic doing that shit. Vic probably helped, but you could
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: tell that she, you also can't get mad at her
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: because she can't throw away the bag. I think the right,
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: in my opinion, like I said, I think the right
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: thing is like, She has to change the name because
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: it's no longer Brown Bag Radio.
- 1:16:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. To me, it's like what happened here.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: And if they want to fucking keep it like.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: And if they want to keep that going, they can
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: probably keep it going on a separate platform. You know
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: what I mean? Like have Brown Bag with Vic. I
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: think that would be the best alternative, dog. That way
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: you have both vibes. Because if the vibe is going
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: to change on the radio, then... People are going to
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: be like, I used to like the vibe that the
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: whole brown bag cast had before, so let's fucking do
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: it somewhere else.
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: That's how it used to be too.
- 1:17:02Speaker 9: Like in, when there was multiple radio stations doing morning
- 1:17:05Speaker 9: shows and stuff like this guy would get fired and
- 1:17:08Speaker 9: then he'd be the new main guy on the other channels. Like,
- 1:17:11Speaker 9: Oh shit.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: He left and is doing his own thing now.
- 1:17:14Speaker 9: Like this, it really is the cycle of radio for sure.
- 1:17:18Speaker 9: Cause she is, she's the star of the show. It's,
- 1:17:20Speaker 9: you know, like the, everybody else as great as they've done.
- 1:17:24Speaker 9: These are all interchangeable parts on her show.
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: This happened exactly here. When I came, XG left. People
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: got mad. People got mad that XG left. They're like,
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: the vibe is there. People hated me when I first came.
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: Some people still hate me. And eventually he came back.
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: And then that's how it should be. I like the
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: vibe of these guys too. I thought it was, at
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: first it was weird when it was just me and Ezone.
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: I was like, are we not going to talk about XG?
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: I miss XG.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: This guy, the whole every episode. He might as well
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: just have called you the whole time.
- 1:17:55Speaker 3: We got him back, though. Because he knew exactly.
- 1:17:57Speaker 4: He's like, that fool would have said something stupid as fuck.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: I needed a little filler.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: I need somebody to agree with me on some stuff.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: He's almost like, the whole time.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't laughing at his stupid popsicle joke.
- 1:18:07Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I was being idiotic sometimes. I was like,
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: that shit was good.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: Good, dog.
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: And you're over here just, fuck you.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking popsicle stick jokes, dog.
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: All day.
- 1:18:16Speaker 6: All right, so we have put a poll up recently.
- 1:18:18Speaker 6: Burger King versus McDonald's. Let's just end it here, dog.
- 1:18:22Speaker 6: Burger King has 64%.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: There you go, dog.
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: People have spoken.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: Sometimes you want a Big Mac, but a Whopper slaps always.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: You know what I've always wanted to do? Get the
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: Burger King ingredients with the fucking In-N-Out patties.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: Or bison.
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean just if I had to go
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: fast forward.
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: But you have to get it charbroiled.
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: No, I just want the cheese and the meat from
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: the In-N-Out because I think it's a better quality American cheese.
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: But you want that meat charbroiled, like how they do
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: it at Burger King. Ah, fuck it.
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: They do it like Barts.
- 1:18:51Speaker 6: Yeah But it's through a machine They don't like Actively
- 1:18:55Speaker 6: like flip it I love.
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: How you guys think You guys have Hank Hill Over
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: there Flipping burgers bro No It's a machine That's printed
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: The Barts are already Printed on there No it's not.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: That It's just that the taste I don't know about
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: that It's flavored The way it's flavored We use a
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: coal right It's not fucking.
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: It's charbroil Yeah Yeah, fool.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: In and out's a fucking.
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: Back in the.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: You don't see the fucking flame and the fucking Burger
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: King in the back?
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: In the commercial?
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: No, fool.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: Go to a fucking Burger King. There's fucking fire in
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: the back.
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: Yeah, there is.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: Like, dead ass, dog. I've seen that shit get out
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: of control one time in a drive-thru. Like, where they're like, no,
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: they're like a bottle. The flame got big and I
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: was like, oh, shit.
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: You know where they do see it? Because you're right.
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: I do see it at Pollo Loco.
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: Pollo Loco, they do have a Mexican back there actually
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: flipping the chicken when it's supposed to be flipped, so
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: they can't fuck it up.
- 1:19:43Speaker 9: Driving by Burger King smells like Burger King every time.
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: Fuck yeah. Straight up.
- 1:19:48Speaker 9: I know that smell.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Something's burning in here.
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: I know that smell.
- 1:19:53Speaker 6: When I get off on Eastern, the Burger King's just
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: down the fucking corner. You can smell it, bro.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, Burger King is superior, dog. All they got to
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: do is collaborate with better IPs. They're starting to step it.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: Up, dog.
- 1:20:02Speaker 6: Yeah, a little bit.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: I had Fat Burger for the first time the other day.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Oh, that's legendary.
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: Fat Burger's good, dude. It's a fat burger. I didn't know.
- 1:20:10Speaker 9: There's one right down the street from our house that's like.
- 1:20:13Speaker 9: man I don't want a fat burger this close you
- 1:20:15Speaker 9: know they're open.
- 1:20:16Speaker 6: They're open late it's like I will fuck they got
- 1:20:18Speaker 6: some good ass fucking milkshakes.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: Too everything there is good they got sweet potato fries
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: that's all you need a burger and sweet potato fries.
- 1:20:24Speaker 6: They're chili cheese dog dude dude That shit is just.
- 1:20:28Speaker 4: Drenched, dog. What about Farmer's Boys? That shit goes hard, dog.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Honestly, Farmer's Boys shouldn't even have a drive-thru because it's
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: always a big-ass meal, dog.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: There's no reason you should be eating that much in
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: the car.
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: Where do you get Farmer's Boys?
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: It's a burger? Farmer's Boys?
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: You ever been to Farmer's Boys? No.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: All right, we got to take you, dog. You can
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: get a whole Grand Slam breakfast.
- 1:20:50Speaker 6: In fact, y'all should go there for fucking lunch after
- 1:20:52Speaker 6: the show. It's open 24 hours, dog.
- 1:20:55Speaker 4: That's how good it is.
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: You're just mad.
- 1:20:57Speaker 4: You're always mad.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: He hates people having a good time.
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: Yeah, how is it gay?
- 1:21:01Speaker 5: We go eat tacos.
- 1:21:05Speaker 4: We go eat together?
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: Fucking fags.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: Yeah, faggots.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Hey, both of y'all.
- 1:21:11Speaker 6: Y'all need a time out.
- 1:21:12Speaker 4: What the fuck?
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: I was looking at an impression of him and he
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: literally did it right after.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: Let's get into the fucking super chats, dog.
- 1:21:20Speaker 6: You can just say F-boys.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: If you eat with a person of the same gender
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: as yourself, holy shit, you're going to hell, you fucking fag.
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: That's E-Zone. Bro, no.
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: Nitty, what did he say the other day when we
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: were in his office?
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: What did he say?
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: That I was like, you are the biggest fucking hater
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: in the world.
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: What did he say? I forgot.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: We were talking about.
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: We're.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Talking about the Super Chats, dog. Let's get into the
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: Super Chats.
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: No, no, fuck you.
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: I'm not going to let you get away with this one.
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: We were in the studio, and I don't know how
- 1:21:52Speaker 5: Will got brought up about being creative or something.
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:21:56Speaker 11: He goes, what did he say? Anyone who's creative is just... No,
- 1:22:00Speaker 11: anyone who makes art is just depressed. And if it's
- 1:22:02Speaker 11: good art, they're really depressed. And I'm like, what the fuck?
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: No, this was a serious.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: I just said, some of the fucking best artists have
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: the lowest self-esteem. And they fucking use the outlet as
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: a fucking creative way to get the shit out, dog.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Because they don't think highly of themselves. And some of
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: the greatest artists always had that fucking problem, dog. Some
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: of them have been drug addicts.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: A lot of them, that's their way to get it out.
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: And that's the way that I was saying it. And
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: these people are all like.
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: So.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Everybody who fucking makes art is depressed, huh?
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: I have no chance of making any good art unless
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: I want to kill myself, basically.
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: I didn't say that.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: I didn't say that, bro. But it's like a lot
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: of them kind of have like self-esteem.
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: But yes.
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: But yes.
- 1:22:50Speaker 4: No, but yeah, obviously.
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: And it was such a serious thought where I literally
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: told him, I literally told him, I was like, bro,
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: you don't just.
- 1:22:57Speaker 4: We gotta go. I don't wanna hear this. We'll talk
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: no more.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: You don't fucking just chop your ear off fucking just
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: because you're happy as fuck.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You do that because you
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: have a mental problem.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: Bro, he's not happy is what I'm saying. I don't
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: wanna say he's fucking.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: Maybe he was happy when he did it. We don't
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: know that.
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: Well, the Starry Night was an amazing fucking piece of art.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, so.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: Still is. Still is, you're right.
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: Let's get into the first one, dog.
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: Fucking... Yo, X. Shout out Red Eyes Coffee.
- 1:23:20Speaker 4: Shout out Red Eyes Coffee, baby.
- 1:23:22Speaker 6: Real Madrid beat the shit out of Barcelona. You saw
- 1:23:25Speaker 6: that shit, dog?
- 1:23:25Speaker 4: And I won money. You saw you won money? I'm
- 1:23:27Speaker 4: always betting, dog.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: I'm a gambler.
- 1:23:29Speaker 4: I got money on that. I got money on basketball
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: right now.
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: I only gamble like five bucks, but I gamble.
- 1:23:35Speaker 6: Nice.
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: Oh, dog.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: I met another fucking gambler like you, dog. There was
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: this one Filipino guy.
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: His name is A.G.? What is it? At the tailgate.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: Shout out to the homie. This fool was cheering crazy
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: when the Rams were winning, right? And I'm just like, damn,
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: this guy. And he's like, oh, yes, I fucking love
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: to gamble. You know what I mean? Yeah, but this
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: fool fucking is all about it. And I was like, damn, man,
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: you got a lot of money.
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: He was like, oh, just like $ 40.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But this shit meant like fucking.
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: I mean, he was pretty excited. I got excited with him.
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: I mean.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: I don't even like football, but I was cheering when
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: that football went on. Dude, put five bucks on it
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: and watch yourself just carry it on.
- 1:24:12Speaker 4: I love gambling. The money doesn't matter. The money is
- 1:24:15Speaker 4: not the money. It's not really the money.
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: It's just, especially now that you can place fucking a
- 1:24:19Speaker 5: dollar bet on Kalishi if you want.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: Kalishi.
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: Kalishi.
- 1:24:22Speaker 10: And then make fucking parlays that make no fucking sense.
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: And you can think you're going to make a thousand.
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: Wait, what was that website again? Kashi. Kaleeshi. Kaleeshi. Game
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: of Thrones.
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: Game of Thrones. You want to say it either or
- 1:24:35Speaker 4: should I say it?
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: What?
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: You want to say it either or should I say it?
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: Say what?
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: The text. Oh, remember when Nitty spilled the paint in
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: the parking lot?
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: What text is that?
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: Dom.
- 1:24:47Speaker 6: What's up, Dom? Good morning.
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: What's up, Dom? Hell yeah. I did it and it
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: was so funny. I would relive it again.
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: At one point, I was even like, y'all need to chill.
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: There's a little bit of paint. I'm like, there's shit
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: throughout the whole fucking city.
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: Chill the fuck out. This is not for us.
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: This is for the person that we work for.
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: At one point, I was like, no.
- 1:25:11Speaker 5: At one point, obviously, there was a paint. You can't
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: leave a fucking glob of paint. But at one point,
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: I was like, all right. Even I was like, all right.
- 1:25:17Speaker 5: There's shit around the street.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: We're good. We're fine. Again, dog.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: It's a parking lot.
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: It's the principle.
- 1:25:23Speaker 4: We cleaned it.
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: We could have just called it even if Nitty would
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: have drank a cup from the puddle.
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: Oh, dude.
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: Only if he gave me a quarter.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: Just a cup from that nasty-ass puddle.
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: $ 3 super chat from SpeedMillion. The first one, what's good?
- 1:25:38Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: We'll catch the replay after work.
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:25:43Speaker 6: Everybody, chime in real quick on the chat. What do
- 1:25:46Speaker 6: you think of the new setup? Hollywood Terp Hogan.
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: Same team, baby.
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: Shout out to you. That's what makes bets with me.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:25:55Speaker 6: Speed Minion, you guys got to do the Boogie Boys outfits.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: I was going to say Thursday is going to be
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: the Halloween episode. So everybody's dressing up.
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: I got mine.
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: We're dressing up, baby.
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: I got to go to the fucking.
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: Can we know the costumes?
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: Dress up like a Mexican.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: Like a Chicano.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: I bought the legit Hulk Hogan costume, so I've been
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: rocking with that.
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: You talk like that, dog? Ooh. Yeah. You're Chicano. You're
- 1:26:17Speaker 4: so full.
- 1:26:18Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: Get a bandana, bro.
- 1:26:20Speaker 9: I have Pendleton.
- 1:26:21Speaker 4: Get a Pendleton, bro. Get a hard-ass Pendleton, bro. You'll
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: be on George Perez stories next week.
- 1:26:26Speaker 6: You can get a Pendleton on Whittier. I'll tell you where.
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: We'll give you a bomb, too, so you're really in character.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: Just give me one of your Pendleton.
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: Whittier Plaza, dog.
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: It's going to be a bump.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: You're going to get a real character, bro.
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: It's a quick little bump. You'll be like, well, so
- 1:26:38Speaker 4: full on a sick one. Your socks better be high down.
- 1:26:41Speaker 4: I'm going to sock check you.
- 1:26:42Speaker 6: Dress up like King Made, bro.
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: I'm going to sock check you ass. What's your gossip?
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: Huh?
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: I don't know yet, but I think I'm going to
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: be a hippie with that long hair and then a
- 1:26:50Speaker 5: bandana kind of like within that character.
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: I liked it. Same thing you were last year.
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: No, I wasn't that for last year. I was that
- 1:26:56Speaker 4: for 420 sketch. Yeah, I liked it.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: It was a good costume, good sketch. Missed those days.
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: I already told you, Hulk Hogan. Oh, you're going to
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: be Hulk Hogan?
- 1:27:05Speaker 4: Oh, for sure.
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: He's going to be happy for one episode. That's going
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: to be a Halloween costume. Why?
- 1:27:09Speaker 6: Because Hogan was racist?
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: No.
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: Next one.
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: 503. Go for it.
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: He took them off the Hall of Fame for that, huh?
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: I have no idea. No, they did not. No, they didn't?
- 1:27:22Speaker 6: No idea.
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: Oh, I thought they would.
- 1:27:24Speaker 6: Well, because he still contributed a lot to, you know,
- 1:27:28Speaker 6: the sport of, I don't care.
- 1:27:30Speaker 5: I just thought the Federation as being politically correct, they
- 1:27:34Speaker 5: would have.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: That's like erasing Vince for the shit that he got
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: caught up for.
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: It's not my favorite wrestler at all.
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: At all.
- 1:27:45Speaker 9: But to try to deny... What he did?
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: It's like fucking OJ, dog. He was a piece of shit,
- 1:27:52Speaker 6: but it's undeniably.
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: He.
- 1:27:53Speaker 9: Also put 2,000 yards up in a 14-game season.
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: Dude, that guy was insane.
- 1:28:00Speaker 6: Like, if he had OJ.
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: He did both of those things, man.
- 1:28:03Speaker 6: If he had OJ on Madden, bro, like, he's unstoppable.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: That shit would be crazy.
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: That would be fucking wild if they allowed it.
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: EA, come on, dog.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: They would never, dog. Somebody has to... They would probably
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: put him on pitch.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: From college football. Put him on pitch.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: USC.
- 1:28:17Speaker 4: Like Vince, too. Vince did some crazy shit, too.
- 1:28:20Speaker 6: He made some guy eat his pew.
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: Half of the things that they say he did were true.
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like the shit that he got caught up.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Imagine everything that's on paper.
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: That's the thing they have paperwork on.
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: He's like, imagine him.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: The stories we don't know.
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: Remember those plane rides?
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Like, bro.
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: He's just shitting on tests. Those plane rides going.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Overseas, I heard were some of the craziest fucking rides ever, dog, personally.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: from certain wrestlers that I know, yeah, dog, those are
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: some of the craziest fucking rides, dog. The shit that
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: went on and it's just like, well, you got fools everywhere.
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: Jacked up on unregulated steroids.
- 1:28:53Speaker 9: They lived in a place where there was no rules.
- 1:28:57Speaker 9: This was the only person that mattered.
- 1:28:59Speaker 4: Vince, the police, whatever.
- 1:29:02Speaker 3: None of that mattered.
- 1:29:04Speaker 9: If Vince thought it was cool, you could do whatever
- 1:29:06Speaker 9: you wanted to.
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: He would take care of everything else.
- 1:29:09Speaker 5: Has anybody gone through the Epstein list and looked up
- 1:29:12Speaker 5: Vince McMahon?
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: Bro, he's got to be involved.
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: Someone had to be like, yo, you heard of Vince?
- 1:29:20Speaker 8: And then fucking Epstein's like yeah that's the homie like
- 1:29:24Speaker 8: he's got his own island like.
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: This is my island Vince probably like scoffed at Epstein
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: he's like I don't already do that what the fuck
- 1:29:30Speaker 3: I need this juice for I got my own shit
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: going on you know what I mean McMahon was a G.
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: He probably had his own shit going on.
- 1:29:35Speaker 5: Imagine both of them on the island at the same
- 1:29:38Speaker 5: time with a couple wrestlers there.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: Vince McMahon.
- 1:29:40Speaker 4: I don't want to imagine that, man.
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: I don't want to imagine that. Vince McMahon is not
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: on the flight list. He's not?
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: No. He had his own thing going on.
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: I would have put money on it. I mean, at
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: least he's not a pedo.
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: He's like, yeah.
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: He's like, what am I going to go there?
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: Power slam a 12-year-old?
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: All right. Here we go.
- 1:29:59Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: 503 Bass, sir.
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: Mama. Mama. Mama.
- 1:30:03Speaker 6: Menace the Painter. Nice hat he's on. I have a
- 1:30:06Speaker 6: few Soul Assassins merch.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: Thank you, dog.
- 1:30:08Speaker 6: I wonder what happened to the gloves that we gave
- 1:30:12Speaker 6: away in the raffle. Menace the Painter. I got two kids.
- 1:30:16Speaker 6: One boy, one girl. Two under two.
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: Yikes. That's tough.
- 1:30:21Speaker 6: You can do it, dog.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: Damn, fool. Y tienes energía, wey.
- 1:30:26Speaker 6: Most blunt end. A-1-A.
- 1:30:29Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
- 1:30:31Speaker 6: And shout out to Steph Tone and the Deftones. They
- 1:30:33Speaker 6: just fucking killed it recently at Sick New World.
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: Is that in Texas or where?
- 1:30:37Speaker 6: I think that was in Texas, yes.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: Yeah, salute to Snack Tone. See you at the end
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: of those Deftones.
- 1:30:42Speaker 6: Yeah, some people said that they were fucking great. Man
- 1:30:45Speaker 6: is the painter. Stop comparing. Kids bring joy. I was anti-kids,
- 1:30:50Speaker 6: but look at me now.
- 1:30:52Speaker 4: I can't live without my kids.
- 1:30:53Speaker 6: Your legacy continues.
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: Is that because they're in your house?
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: No. It's because you're kind of forced for at least
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: 18 years.
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: You'll go to jail if you kick them out. You
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: will end up locked up.
- 1:31:12Speaker 3: Unless you do it smart. Neglect them and let the
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: government just take them away. And then you're like, for free.
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: Didn't have to do anything.
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: Just be a piece of shit, dog.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: I didn't abandon you. The government said I wasn't fit.
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: Stupid.
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: Dude, there's.
- 1:31:29Speaker 4: Got to be someone with that mentality right now. Like,
- 1:31:31Speaker 4: I'm just not going to feed them. I'm not going
- 1:31:33Speaker 4: to hurt them. I'm not going to hit them.
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: I try.
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: I'm not going to hurt them, but I'm not going
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: to try.
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: As soon as the kid leaves, they start buying the
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: good peanut butter again.
- 1:31:45Speaker 6: The Noster.
- 1:31:46Speaker 4: Those kids are sad.
- 1:31:48Speaker 5: They don't even want to talk about it.
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: The people, dog. I have no kids to abandon.
- 1:31:57Speaker 4: Next one.
- 1:31:59Speaker 6: We got Diego Marin who sent us a $ 20 super chat.
- 1:32:01Speaker 6: Thank you, dog. He says, I waited to have kids.
- 1:32:04Speaker 6: Had my daughter at 29 and my son at 32.
- 1:32:08Speaker 6: I waited until I was financially ready and stable. Bought
- 1:32:12Speaker 6: my pad in 2020, and my wife has her career
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: as an attorney. We blessed to have two little ones
- 1:32:19Speaker 6: at a good time.
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: That's right.
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: That's how you do it.
- 1:32:22Speaker 6: Bless you, dog.
- 1:32:23Speaker 4: Shout out to you, dog.
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: I know who that is. His back card for his
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: kids is dope.
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: He's like, don't be talking shit, dog. My wife's an attorney.
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: We'll sue you.
- 1:32:29Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll sue your asses.
- 1:32:31Speaker 4: No, shout out to you, dog. This fool works hard
- 1:32:33Speaker 4: for his kids.
- 1:32:34Speaker 6: Major shout out. Next one is from Tino Santos, 420.
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: Niggies. Wow. Niggies.
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: Damn, I got to get through this.
- 1:32:43Speaker 6: Nicky Smalls freestyle about life is like onion.
- 1:32:49Speaker 3: Life is like onion. Whoa. Okay, my life is like
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: an onion running up a hill. Runyon. Like the canyon?
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: My foot hurts. Bunyon. Life is hard. Don't be a retard.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: I want to go to TJ and party with XG's Daddy.
- 1:33:12Speaker 9: You could have said mom.
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: Can we stop?
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: Can we stop these freestyles?
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: Hey, they paid for it, bro.
- 1:33:18Speaker 4: If they paid for it.
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: One a day.
- 1:33:19Speaker 4: One a day. They paid for it. I already saw
- 1:33:21Speaker 4: another one.
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: I already saw another freestyle getting asked. One a day
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: and that's it.
- 1:33:24Speaker 6: All right, let's get through this because we're running out
- 1:33:26Speaker 6: of time. Running out of time. Menace the Painter, Nitty,
- 1:33:29Speaker 6: you will never go on my side jobs.
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: I don't want to.
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: Damn. I hope I never get to that point in
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: my career where I got to hit you off to
- 1:33:37Speaker 3: go to your side, bro. You know what?
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: That should be your own fucking thing, bro.
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: You should just go through Craigslist and ads like that
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: and pick up gigs and just be horrible at everything.
- 1:33:44Speaker 3: And just vlog it? Damn. That's funny.
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: And just be like, oh, I didn't know.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: Okay, Menace, hire me. Let's make some content. Next one.
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: Next one.
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: Dino Santos and Saul R. sends us two burgers, dog.
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: Thanks for the burgers, folks.
- 1:33:59Speaker 4: Burger King burgers, baby.
- 1:34:00Speaker 6: Yeah, they better be Burger King burgers. Robin the Hood
- 1:34:02Speaker 6: sends us the fucking pear. Fist bump, dog. Fist bump.
- 1:34:06Speaker 6: Fist bump and bless you.
- 1:34:07Speaker 4: Bless you.
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: Bless you be thy name. Hulk hands. Thank you for
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: the super chat. Sol R sends us the cool guy
- 1:34:14Speaker 6: just like the one that he's just like the way
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: fucking Xavier's doing it like that, fool.
- 1:34:18Speaker 4: Fucking cool. Cool fool. Ray thinks that's like my emoji. Fool,
- 1:34:24Speaker 4: it looked like the emoji for a second.
- 1:34:26Speaker 6: Look at that shit.
- 1:34:28Speaker 4: All dark, bro.
- 1:34:29Speaker 6: Worst car wreck in my life on Saturday, here today.
- 1:34:32Speaker 4: Hell yeah. Bless you, dog.
- 1:34:34Speaker 3: Damn, fool.
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: You're blessed, dog.
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: I know what that shit's like, dog. So just fucking
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: make sure you're good, dog.
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: Go to the hospital.
- 1:34:39Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
- 1:34:40Speaker 6: Get checked, dog.
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't think that little internal bleeding, that shit's real, dog.
- 1:34:46Speaker 3: Call guys. Sepulveda.
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: Oh, you're back.
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dog.
- 1:34:49Speaker 4: Yeah, dog.
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: Call Gabriel Sepulveda, dog, and tell him we don't smoke
- 1:34:53Speaker 2: the same saying, dog.
- 1:34:53Speaker 6: Gabriel Sepulveda Sanchez.
- 1:34:56Speaker 3: I saw a sign that said leave money quick.
- 1:34:58Speaker 10: Dog, the last video I saw, $ 2 million settlement, dog.
- 1:35:01Speaker 10: I know you don't know this, but your back's already hurting, dog.
- 1:35:05Speaker 10: You don't feel it right now, but I know your
- 1:35:06Speaker 10: back's already hurting. Just start saying that.
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: Let's send them all the settlement videos, dog. The ones
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: that I keep telling you, it was.
- 1:35:12Speaker 4: Like $ 2 million, $ 500, 000.
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: Like, damn. Need money, Cuique? Call Enrique.
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: I hate those fucking videos sometimes when the lawyer is like, hey, Mr. Rodriguez,
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: let me tell you what I got you. And the
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: person's never excited, bro.
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: The person's like, oh, yeah? Well, that's good news. I'm
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: just like, bro, you just got a million.
- 1:35:28Speaker 3: Dollars, bro. No, I know two people. Fuck him, dog.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: I know two.
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: People in America that went through accident things because they
- 1:35:33Speaker 3: got hit by cars. And both of them only got
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: enough money to pay their hospital bills.
- 1:35:37Speaker 4: Because they don't have the fucking lawyer.
- 1:35:39Speaker 3: And the lawyer got the rest of the money.
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: They don't have Gabriel Sepulveda, dog.
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: The lawyers get the rest. I mean- Yeah, exactly. We
- 1:35:45Speaker 3: need the fucking proof, dog.
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: Like, he pulls those checks.
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:35:50Speaker 6: Next one is from AllDarkBro. Make a music slash video
- 1:35:53Speaker 6: intro like Green Thumb, 100K subs.
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: I have a song that fucking Ant sent me.
- 1:36:00Speaker 4: Oh, I heard it.
- 1:36:00Speaker 6: What do you think?
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should run with it. We just
- 1:36:02Speaker 2: got to get animation.
- 1:36:03Speaker 6: I'll send it to you guys and see what you
- 1:36:04Speaker 6: guys think.
- 1:36:05Speaker 4: How long is it?
- 1:36:06Speaker 6: It's long, but I'm sure we can cut it. You know,
- 1:36:08Speaker 6: like fade out and shit.
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: But we just need a little animation. I don't know. Ant,
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: if you want to help us with that shit, let
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: me know what you charge or Mystic.
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: Let me know. Or give us a beat. I'll just
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: freestyle and make an intro for us.
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: Man, fuck you, dude.
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: All right, next one.
- 1:36:19Speaker 6: Samwise the Great just bought a new 26 Honda Prelude.
- 1:36:23Speaker 6: Word paid off.
- 1:36:24Speaker 4: Hey, that's right.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: Let's go. The Prelude. They brought it back.
- 1:36:27Speaker 4: I didn't even know they brought that back. Congrats, bro.
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: That's tight.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: I want to see what it looks like.
- 1:36:31Speaker 6: Looks nice. Alex Castro.
- 1:36:33Speaker 4: Hey, XG.
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:36:35Speaker 6: Conoces a Franco? El que te deja blanco.
- 1:36:40Speaker 3: Fuck you guys.
- 1:36:42Speaker 4: I miss those. El de rojo me lo cojo.
- 1:36:45Speaker 3: All those stupid fucking little ones. Something about white.
- 1:36:47Speaker 4: They all just, they're these little things that just rhyme.
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: It's like Mexican.
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: El de la verde. What is that? I don't know.
- 1:36:53Speaker 4: It's a bunch of stupid shit. Like little sayings in Spanish.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: Oh, that's pretty cool.
- 1:36:59Speaker 3: Mexicans call everything, like, you guys have words that mean
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: the same thing. Like, my friend calls his car the
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: same thing I call the Mexican lady that I get
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: my food from. Teresa? No, the taco ma.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: Teresa. Next one.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: My Tacoma.
- 1:37:14Speaker 4: Come on.
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: Tacoma.
- 1:37:16Speaker 5: This is literally why he doesn't get smacked. These are
- 1:37:22Speaker 5: the jokes he doesn't get smacked about, bro. These lame-ass
- 1:37:25Speaker 5: fucking dad jokes.
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: That was good, bro. If that was a tweet.
- 1:37:28Speaker 4: Tacoma.
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: If that was a tweet, bro, holy shit, that would
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: get like 2,000 retweets.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: By white people.
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: By white people, dog.
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: Ain't no Mexican retweeting that shit, dog.
- 1:37:37Speaker 3: Ain't no Mexican be like, oh, that was fucking funny.
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: Let me send that to my dad that has a Tacoma.
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: Never done, bro.
- 1:37:44Speaker 6: Yo, his popsicle jokes are the ones that come from
- 1:37:46Speaker 6: the bag, not from the box.
- 1:37:48Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to pay extra.
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: The counterfeit fucking snacks.
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: Yeah, the counterfeit.
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: Okay, I know we're late, but those kids doing that
- 1:37:54Speaker 5: KKK shit were Mexican kids, right?
- 1:37:55Speaker 6: I have not heard nothing about that.
- 1:37:58Speaker 4: That's wild.
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: So in El Paso, Texas, teenagers for Halloween dressed up
- 1:38:03Speaker 5: as a clan.
- 1:38:04Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: And you can tell they're all raza.
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: There's not one white person or black person. El Paso.
- 1:38:10Speaker 4: Damn.
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, bro.
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: That's wild.
- 1:38:13Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, damn, y'all folks are wilding for
- 1:38:16Speaker 5: that one.
- 1:38:17Speaker 6: That's fucked up. Marbell, what's up, Marbell? XG, you ain't
- 1:38:20Speaker 6: beating these allegations, cut.
- 1:38:22Speaker 4: Cut? What's up, cut?
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: You didn't do it.
- 1:38:25Speaker 4: I didn't do it.
- 1:38:26Speaker 6: Marbel, when are you going to come back through the podcast, dog?
- 1:38:29Speaker 6: Next one. Alex Castro, Nitty, es parte del grupo de
- 1:38:33Speaker 6: rock Los Vergadores.
- 1:38:35Speaker 4: That's nice.
- 1:38:36Speaker 6: That's almost a compliment, really.
- 1:38:38Speaker 3: The dickheads, right?
- 1:38:39Speaker 5: I guess.
- 1:38:39Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:38:41Speaker 6: There's a band called The Dicks. Anyways, Sykes, y'all should
- 1:38:44Speaker 6: dress up for the Thursday show.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: Cheers. Yeah, we will.
- 1:38:47Speaker 4: Yeah, we are.
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: We're probably going to do it a little bit later
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: than usual, so we're probably going to do it in
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: the afternoon.
- 1:38:50Speaker 6: Yeah, we got to have a conversation. That motherfucker. What's up, Pa?
- 1:38:53Speaker 4: What's up, Pa?
- 1:38:55Speaker 3: What's up, fool?
- 1:38:56Speaker 4: That thing's a thing now. I don't want to call
- 1:38:59Speaker 4: each other Pa.
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: I hate when fools call each other Pa. Call me Pa.
- 1:39:02Speaker 4: What up, big bro?
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: What's up, Pa?
- 1:39:05Speaker 6: Next one, C10JPa. Another good show, homies. Shout out to
- 1:39:09Speaker 6: the guest. E-Zone, XG, Ray, and Nitty Huzzah.
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: Huzzah. Huzzah. Man, I wish that was on camera. That
- 1:39:21Speaker 4: would have been great. Probably is. Yeah, somewhere.
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: Remember that stuff that was shot? Oh, no, you were
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: not in the mansion.
- 1:39:26Speaker 3: No, I didn't come to that one, yeah.
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:39:27Speaker 6: Juan Ortega, Freestyle Nitty, on how XG is best friends
- 1:39:31Speaker 6: with E-Zone's ex-friend.
- 1:39:33Speaker 3: No loyalty. Cairo and XG. E-Zone's pissed. It's about to
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: get messy. Why you hanging with my enemy? You about
- 1:39:46Speaker 3: to be my frenemy. Kick you in the streets. Put
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: you in a ten in me. All right, that's it.
- 1:39:54Speaker 3: That was a $ 5 one. That's pretty good, though. You
- 1:39:56Speaker 3: got two bars out of that. You sure you want
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: me to do the intro?
- 1:40:00Speaker 6: Sebastian Andres, I'm currently watching all WWF Attitude events.
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Damn, bro. Hell yeah. Let's go.
- 1:40:11Speaker 6: I miss those days. The Iron Giants. Same team.
- 1:40:15Speaker 4: Same team, baby.
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: Same team, fool.
- 1:40:17Speaker 6: Keep the good times rolling.
- 1:40:18Speaker 5: Bro, I saw that picture of when you guys made
- 1:40:20Speaker 5: me fucking look like a stupid ass fucking.
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to post another one today.
- 1:40:25Speaker 4: No, fuck you.
- 1:40:25Speaker 3: Don't post.
- 1:40:26Speaker 4: Dude, you post that shit? I got shit to post
- 1:40:28Speaker 4: of you.
- 1:40:28Speaker 2: Be careful, fucker.
- 1:40:30Speaker 4: You fucking were okay with it the whole- No, I
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: was not. Dude, fuck these fools.
- 1:40:34Speaker 5: So I get here, it's Halloween, and we do face painting,
- 1:40:36Speaker 5: and I get here, and usually I don't care what
- 1:40:38Speaker 5: they face paint on me because, I mean.
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: He's mad because we painted him like the fool from- No,
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: you don't even know what that- Who's we, dog?
- 1:40:44Speaker 6: We always get a hot fucking hand or what?
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: It was that terrifier fool.
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: That's why the fucking sunflowers are there and your face
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: is white.
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: I look so gay, dog.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: I look so fucking gay And then he looks.
- 1:40:55Speaker 6: So fucking Well to what XG considers gay So you know.
- 1:40:58Speaker 5: It was Nah Ray come on There was fucking Fucking
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: flowers around my eyes dog It was so gay.
- 1:41:02Speaker 6: You look like the earth homie And I love it
- 1:41:04Speaker 6: And I love you Yeah I get it That was
- 1:41:07Speaker 6: pretty kind of cool.
- 1:41:07Speaker 5: Yeah and then one time They tried to get me
- 1:41:09Speaker 5: to do Gold dust And then he's like, Goldust is
- 1:41:13Speaker 5: not gay.
- 1:41:13Speaker 4: I was like, well, Goldust is gay, dog.
- 1:41:16Speaker 3: Goldust is fucking gay.
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: Goldust is one of the gayest guys I've ever seen.
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: He's not gay.
- 1:41:21Speaker 4: He's beyond labels.
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: Goldust is the only guy that would lay down so
- 1:41:26Speaker 3: Rikishi could sit on his face.
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: He's the first asexual.
- 1:41:29Speaker 4: He's the first they, them. No one knew who the
- 1:41:31Speaker 4: fuck he was.
- 1:41:31Speaker 9: He showed up with a chick at first.
- 1:41:33Speaker 3: He was a this, that, bro. He wasn't even a they, them.
- 1:41:35Speaker 3: What the fuck was going on there?
- 1:41:37Speaker 4: All right, next one.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: Vivid.
- 1:41:39Speaker 6: Kids are the best.
- 1:41:40Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:41:42Speaker 2: Same team.
- 1:41:43Speaker 4: Same team. 909 Movement.
- 1:41:44Speaker 6: See you at Escape XG. Hashtag Missoubi, Maine.
- 1:41:49Speaker 4: Oh, that's what's up.
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:41:51Speaker 4: I'll be there. I'm going to buy some for sure.
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: It's going to rain, so hopefully.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Shout out to that fool. I fucking pulled up on
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: that fool. All fucked up.
- 1:41:56Speaker 4: I heard you got to grab like 10 of them.
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: No, I grabbed like four. And because we were already
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: coming back from the rave. And then I was like, oh,
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: you're right here.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck that. I'm going to pull up.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: And I was like, I know exactly where he's at.
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: He's like by the dinosaurs. So I fucking just fucking
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: pulled up. And then because it pulled up all like
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: low key and then put the emergency light down. I
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: was like, fuck, the CHP cops were there. And I
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: seen that fool just, I mean, he started rolling back.
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: And he thought I was going to give him something.
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, four misubis, dog. And that
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: fool just kind of looked.
- 1:42:24Speaker 4: And he was just like.
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: You just can't roll it, dog, because they're checking everybody
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: there now. They're fucking strict at Exposition.
- 1:42:29Speaker 3: Park now, dog. Yeah.
- 1:42:31Speaker 2: For everybody who doesn't know.
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: It's because, dog, too many underage fools were probably getting
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: fucked up, dog.
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: With all those people selling.
- 1:42:37Speaker 4: Alcohol and shit. Well, there's some alcohol there, dog.
- 1:42:38Speaker 2: And they're not, like, deeing anyone. They're not, like, deeing anybody. Yeah,
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: but now it's, like, it's very hard because of that shit.
- 1:42:44Speaker 4: I mean, but hey, dog.
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: You don't need people, kids getting fucked up.
- 1:42:48Speaker 5: For anybody who doesn't know, instead of hot dogs, the
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: homies selling this little spam little with rice, they're fucking fired.
- 1:42:54Speaker 5: So if you're like at the Banco Escape or any
- 1:42:57Speaker 5: of them, you see this food, it's kind of different
- 1:42:59Speaker 5: because the hot dogs, dog, as much as we love
- 1:43:00Speaker 5: hot dogs, you know that hot dog meat expired yesterday.
- 1:43:04Speaker 3: Hopefully. I don't know that. Hopefully it was only yesterday.
- 1:43:07Speaker 3: I don't know that for sure. Exactly.
- 1:43:08Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: That's the best of days when it expired yesterday. They're
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: buying like the end of it.
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: I mean.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys should be happy when I go destroy
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: produce at the fucking store.
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: Spam is not even real meat.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: It ends up on fucking sale because of me. I
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: punched all the bread.
- 1:43:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:43:21Speaker 4: It's true.
- 1:43:22Speaker 3: But spam is not real meat either, so it's like
- 1:43:24Speaker 3: you're not doing any better. What is it?
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: It's pork. His musubis are fire.
- 1:43:28Speaker 3: No, musubi, it's fire. You know what? I'm just saying
- 1:43:31Speaker 3: don't hate on hot dogs either, dog.
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: There's no fucking curry, man.
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: Next one. This guy's mad, bro. I represent glizzies. I'm
- 1:43:37Speaker 3: a glizzy boy. I like chamoy. What's your problem, bro?
- 1:43:40Speaker 3: A gyro?
- 1:43:40Speaker 4: I did see a gyro, though.
- 1:43:41Speaker 3: A gyro.
- 1:43:42Speaker 4: A gyro.
- 1:43:42Speaker 3: A gyro.
- 1:43:43Speaker 6: You know what?
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: Now we need somebody to start sending gyros.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: On the spot, dog.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: That'd be tight.
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:43:49Speaker 6: All right, next one. Vintage Love sends us another hamburger.
- 1:43:52Speaker 6: Thank you, dog.
- 1:43:53Speaker 4: Breakfast burger.
- 1:43:54Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:43:55Speaker 6: Last one from Miss Sands. Same team.
- 1:43:59Speaker 4: Same team, fool.
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: Same team. All right, let's pick.
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: The winner for Xavier's Pokemon Night Out bag.
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: Xavier, you read the winner.
- 1:44:12Speaker 9: Pokemon stuff.
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: Diego Marin. 5'9, 50.
- 1:44:20Speaker 2: Shout out to the homie.
- 1:44:21Speaker 3: Great dad.
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I always be DMing that fool. Is that the fool?
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: Did you say he was a cool dad?
- 1:44:26Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:26Speaker 3: Okay, well, cool. That's cool.
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: You can probably give it to his kids.
- 1:44:28Speaker 4: Yeah, give this to him.
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: He's like, it's for me.
- 1:44:31Speaker 4: Miguel Elias says... Huh?
- 1:44:33Speaker 6: Miguel Elias says XG calls him gay, bro.
- 1:44:38Speaker 4: Stupid.
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: All right. Let's shout out to our guest, Johnny C,
- 1:44:42Speaker 2: for stopping by.
- 1:44:43Speaker 9: Thanks for having me, fellas.
- 1:44:45Speaker 3: Thanks for coming, brother.
- 1:44:46Speaker 2: You got any shout outs? Where are you going to
- 1:44:47Speaker 2: be at? Do you got any shows coming up?
- 1:44:49Speaker 4: I do.
- 1:44:50Speaker 9: Next week, I'm at the Orchateria on November 12th in Paramount.
- 1:44:55Speaker 9: And then, yes.
- 1:44:56Speaker 4: But I don't remember.
- 1:44:57Speaker 9: That's the next one coming up.
- 1:45:01Speaker 3: Hit that like button.
- 1:45:02Speaker 4: Subscribe. We'll be here Thursday.
- 1:45:04Speaker 3: Who's the guest?
- 1:45:05Speaker 4: Oh, Seth. So we're going to talk about his mom.
- 1:45:07Speaker 4: So hit that like button. Subscribe. Should I dress up
- 1:45:11Speaker 4: like a pool?
- 1:45:12Speaker 3: What?
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: Should I dress up like a pool?
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: A pool? A pool? A pool.
- 1:45:17Speaker 4: A pole? Hit the like button. A poo?
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: These guys.
- 1:45:19Speaker 3: From the Simpsons?
- 1:45:20Speaker 4: These guys.
- 1:45:21Speaker 3: Oh, a pole.
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:45:23Speaker 3: Okay, and then he's going to drop something like his mom.
- 1:45:25Speaker 3: And he'll strip on you.
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: That's fucked up, dog.
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
- 1:45:31Speaker 4: Hit that like button. Subscribe.
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: We'll be here Thursday, 930 in the morning, dressed up,
- 1:45:34Speaker 2: ready to go.
- 1:45:36Speaker 4: That's about it.
- 1:45:38Speaker 3: Shout out to you guys. Thanks for listening. We'll see
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: you on Thursday. Don't forget, this is the number one
- 1:45:42Speaker 3: Mexican podcast in the world. On Halloween 31st, I'm going
- 1:45:45Speaker 3: to be in San Clemente. There's two shows at 7 p.m.
- 1:45:48Speaker 3: and 9 p.m.
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: Nice.
- 1:45:49Speaker 3: If you want to come out, hit me up. I'll
- 1:45:50Speaker 3: get you a link. You're going to have to buy tickets, though.
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: You know what it is. Right?
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: Shout out to God and Wifey. Johnny C., thank you
- 1:45:59Speaker 6: for coming through, dog.
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
- 1:46:01Speaker 6: And be good to each other. Same team. E-Zone.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: Salute to everybody in the chat room. You guys are
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: fucking stupid. The chat room is the fucking best, dog. Honestly,
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: sometimes it's hard to just not laugh because it's the.
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: Shit they're saying. Yeah, it's so fucking good, dog.
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: Shout out to Red Ice Coffee LA for sponsoring the
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: show and fucking always hooking us up. flavors by his own.com
- 1:46:25Speaker 1: go get some of the merch out there before i
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: sell out this weekend it's going to be going down
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: friday saturday and sunday it's going to be going down
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: booth 1815 thread quarters booth at la comic con he's
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: going to be having specials all over i'm going to
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: be having some of my stuff on sale i'm going
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: to have three new shirts that are specifically made for
- 1:46:46Speaker 1: that That event, dog. It's going to be fucking sick,
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: including the brand new Doctor Doom Iron Man collaboration.
- 1:46:53Speaker 3: You still got the Spider-Man one?
- 1:46:55Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: I need an XL for Sam Tripoli. He really liked it.
- 1:46:58Speaker 4: I wore it on Tinfoil Hat, and he's like, Well,
- 1:47:01Speaker 4: Jesus saves everybody.
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: Sam Trippi's going to have to pay the Sam Trippi.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: Sam Trippi's going to have to pay.
- 1:47:05Speaker 4: I'll let him know. I'll let him know. Tell him
- 1:47:07Speaker 4: I said he's going to have to fucking pay. He's lying.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: You know you're going to get it.
- 1:47:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:47:12Speaker 3: What is it? Yeah.
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: So make sure you guys pull up. Booth 1815. That
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: is going to be Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I have
- 1:47:21Speaker 1: a lot of costumes. So come by. Come take a picture.
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: I also got a media press pass. So I will
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: be there. Taking some time off. And Chili can help
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: you while I'm gone. Because she's going to be helping
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: me run the booth. And she's going to probably be
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: selling some of those pictures she's probably been painting. Because
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: I haven't seen her paint in a minute. So I'm
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: sure she's preparing to sell those shits at Comic Con.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: Because they're like pretty like trendy shit.
- 1:47:43Speaker 2: So salute to her. Make sure for helping me out
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: at the booth.
- 1:47:46Speaker 4: And yeah.
- 1:47:47Speaker 2: Make sure you guys pull up. And I'll see you
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: guys on Thursday.