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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Cowboys set TERRIBLE record, message to RUDE Jets fans, why Ohtani 50/50 is "bittersweet" · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all ride yo yo, comment to your live
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  Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the number one rated pulling Tony Fosto show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools
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  Speaker 2: go with Tony Huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know so much to get through.
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  Speaker 2: But first, as we do, you know, we do the teasers,
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  Speaker 2: so you have to watch or listen to the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: There's no free rides over here, no no free ride.
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  Speaker 2: So here we're gonna tell you coming up, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: tell you about a stat about the Dallas Cowboys that
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  Speaker 2: might be the most damning stat of all yep, and
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  Speaker 2: why Joe Burrow's three touchdown, zero interception performance against Washington
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  Speaker 2: was not even close to good enough.
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  Speaker 4: Even I can't wait to hear what we have to say,
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  Speaker 4: and I already know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, say'me here. And anyway, by the way, you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: we got to address this. You know, someone that YouTube
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  Speaker 2: came up to us and told us that we're not
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  Speaker 2: doing enough to get people to comment on the show
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  Speaker 2: and therefore.
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  Speaker 1: Boost the algorithm.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I said, well, how come you don't
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  Speaker 2: fix your stupid terrible Algorithmctly, why do we need people
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  Speaker 2: to comment on the show makes no sense.
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  Speaker 4: We're the ones doing the show. We comment during the show.
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  Speaker 4: Why would we need someone to comment after the.
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  Speaker 1: Show the show's done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, well, lad, comment if you want, and we'll
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  Speaker 2: see if these idiots that YouTube have a point. Probably not,
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  Speaker 2: but exactly Anyway, enough with all that, so much to
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  Speaker 2: get tho, so let's get right into a top story.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the top story. The Cowboys season already in peril,
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  Speaker 2: falling the one and two after that terrible loss to
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  Speaker 2: the Ravens, and you know, dark Prescott just lashing out
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  Speaker 2: at fans after the game.
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  Speaker 1: Pathetic.
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  Speaker 2: You know, in a video you could see him telling
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  Speaker 2: fans quote, you can jump off if you want, Tom
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  Speaker 2: referring to all the bandwagon cowboy fans out there. But Tony,
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  Speaker 2: all these Cowboy fans, they shouldn't be angry, should they?
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I Mean, all Cowboys fans need to do is just
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  Speaker 4: look at the standings.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Right now in the American League, the Yankees still have
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  Speaker 4: the best record in baseball and have nearly locked up
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  Speaker 4: home field advantage. So Cowboys fans should be very happy
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  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific perspective that Tony and to be clear, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we know things are not looking too good for the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 2: like especially the defense, which is as torrible. They've allowed
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  Speaker 2: five hundred and fifty seven rush yards for those through
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  Speaker 2: three games since nineteen sixty three.
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  Speaker 1: And wow, that just says everything, doesn't it, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know it's bad when people are saying
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  Speaker 4: Dallas and nineteen sixty three in the same sentence.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we all know our history and what happened
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  Speaker 4: in Dallas that year, which was pretty much the worst
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  Speaker 4: example of defense in our country's history. So it's a
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  Speaker 4: pretty bad look for the Cowboys, truly.
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  Speaker 1: Perspective there again, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, after the loss to Baltimore, Cowboys owner
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Jones was forced to defend why he let running
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  Speaker 2: back Derrick Henry go to the Ravens instead of signing him,
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  Speaker 2: and well, Jerry said the team couldn't afford him, And well,
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  Speaker 2: this is just more poor financial management from Jerry, isn't it, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Totally?
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  Speaker 4: If the Cowboys didn't have enough money to afford Dereck Henry,
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  Speaker 4: then why didn't Jerry Jones just do a GoFundMe or
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  Speaker 4: a kickstarter? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Great point.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, people in Dallas already spend hundreds of millions
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  Speaker 4: of dollars on beer and GMC trucks and Walmart brand ammunition.
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  Speaker 4: I think they'd be willing to sacrifice a few hundred
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  Speaker 4: bullets and some cattle to improve their team's terrible rushing game.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific points all around, Tony and Well.
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  Speaker 2: Now staying in the division, moving to the Commanders and
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  Speaker 2: their rookie quarterback Jaden Daniels, who's receiving a lot of
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  Speaker 2: praise for his you know, so called record setting performance
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  Speaker 2: in the Monday night win against the Bengals. Yeah, where
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  Speaker 2: he completed, okay, a decent ninety one point three eight
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  Speaker 2: percent of his passes. But you know, people they're saying
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  Speaker 2: the command is they found their quarterback here. But Telly,
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  Speaker 2: when you break it all down, this is just the
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  Speaker 2: usual media spin job, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I went back and rewatched Jaden Daniel's performance,
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  Speaker 4: and it was crystal clear his receivers totally bailed him out.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: The whole time I was thinking what would have happened
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  Speaker 4: if his receivers didn't catch all those passes? Has anyone
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  Speaker 4: bothered to consider that?
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  Speaker 1: Note?
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say his stat line would have looked a
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  Speaker 4: lot different.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you think about that error passed
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  Speaker 2: to Terry McLachlin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it was overthrown.
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  Speaker 4: If he didn't reach out and grab it, it would
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  Speaker 4: have been an incomplete pass.
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  Speaker 2: But again, the media, the media exactly anyway, on that note,
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  Speaker 2: moving to the losing team in that game, Bengals kill
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  Speaker 2: be Joe Burrow. He's under fire, and not just because
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  Speaker 2: he looks like nineteen ninety eight M and M. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he got slammed by Shannon Shop and Chris Canty, who
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  Speaker 2: said he should have done more to help the Bengals win.
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  Speaker 2: Now agree about this take, because Burrow put up that graphic.
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  Speaker 2: He threw for three touchdowns three hundred and twenty four
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  Speaker 2: yards while completing seventy six point three percent of his
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  Speaker 2: passes with zero picks. But Tony, these morons out there,
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  Speaker 2: they're looking at the wrong stats, aren't they.
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  Speaker 4: We all know the stat that matters most for quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, I'm talking about intendeds here you go, which
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  Speaker 4: is an advanced metric that everyone knows about on the
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  Speaker 4: Pro Football Reference website that measures how many yards a
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  Speaker 4: QB intended to throw and right now Joe Burrow is
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  Speaker 4: fifteenth in the league and intended air yards.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what that tells you, Tony. It clearly
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  Speaker 2: shows he's holding back the team, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, when you think about it, how can you
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  Speaker 4: do something without intending.
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  Speaker 3: To do it first?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 4: Like the other day the collection agent from the electric
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  Speaker 4: company came to my door all angry and said, I
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  Speaker 4: haven't paid my bill in two years. And I said,
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  Speaker 4: hold on, I am intending to pay the bill, and
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  Speaker 4: he said, oh, okay, no problem.
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  Speaker 3: And that was that.
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  Speaker 2: Such a terrific story and example that, Dony. And you
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  Speaker 2: know the other thing that I saw the media not
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  Speaker 2: talking about it just a very concerning comment at a
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  Speaker 2: Bills quarterback Josh Allen after they beat the Jaguars to
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  Speaker 2: stay undefeated. He said, the team has quote a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of guys that don't care about the stats, They don't
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  Speaker 2: care about the touchdowns. They just say, hey, let's find
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  Speaker 2: ways to win football games. Just a very strange comment,
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  Speaker 2: don't you think, Dony.
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  Speaker 4: Don't the Bills realize the best way to win football
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  Speaker 4: games is to score touchdowns? I mean, why bother trying
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  Speaker 4: to find other ways to win football games.
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  Speaker 3: Seems like a total waste of time to me.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't agree more with Tony And well, now to a
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  Speaker 2: pathetic situation we must address. You know, right now, as
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  Speaker 2: you all know, the Eagles are doing one, having beaten
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  Speaker 2: quality dames like the Backers and the Saints top. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: the Jets also doing one. They're celebrating just because they
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  Speaker 2: beat the Titans and the Patriots and Tony. This is
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  Speaker 2: just very poor formed by the Jets and their fans,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, people who listen to this show know that
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  Speaker 4: I'm a deeply religious person, often prone to quoting Bible verses,
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  Speaker 4: and right now I would like to quote a passage
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  Speaker 4: from Obadiah one p.
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  Speaker 3: Twelve that is very sacred to me.
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  Speaker 4: Do not gaze and gloat over your brother's day, the
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  Speaker 4: day when his misfortune came.
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  Speaker 3: Do not speak.
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  Speaker 4: Arrogantly and the day of their distress. You know, Jets
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  Speaker 4: fans should remember the Patriots and the Titans are their brothers,
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  Speaker 4: the AFC. How dare they glow over their misfortune? I
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  Speaker 4: can only hope that Jets fans repent.
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  Speaker 2: Just such a beautiful moving statement by you that Donie
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  Speaker 2: and well, thank you. I don't know if we can
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  Speaker 2: even move on after that, but we have to try.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta try.
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  Speaker 1: We have to try, and you know, we'll move on
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  Speaker 1: to this.
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  Speaker 2: You know a lot of people that coming up to
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  Speaker 2: us and wondering why we have yet to address sho
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  Speaker 2: Hey Odani becoming the only member of Baseball's fifty to
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  Speaker 2: fifty club, And well there.
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  Speaker 1: Is a reason for that, Dony.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we do honestly have mixed emotions about it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't wait, don'ty.
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  Speaker 4: You know it pains me to say, but show Hey
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  Speaker 4: joining the fifty to fifty club has been very bittersweet
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  Speaker 4: for me because I can't help but think of how
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  Speaker 4: much money he left on the table by not betting
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  Speaker 4: on himself, using an offshore betting account and taking home
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  Speaker 4: a huge payday. Sure it's a historic accomplishment, don't get
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  Speaker 4: me wrong, but he could have retired on that payday
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  Speaker 4: and now unfortunately he still has to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just so sad to see, Tony. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: know what is great to say. It's the Phillies winning.
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  Speaker 2: The Alleys for the first time since twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what they're so great about the story Tony.
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  Speaker 2: This theme isn't like the Mets of the Yankees with
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  Speaker 2: the giant, massive payrolls. You know, this is the team
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  Speaker 2: that takes itself up, yeah, by its bootstrategy, doing it
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  Speaker 2: the old fashioned way.
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  Speaker 1: The right way. All what.
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  Speaker 5: Tale The Phillies have the fourth highest payroll in baseball.
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  Speaker 5: They're paying brace Harper of fortune.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, you know it's also fourth highest. The skyscraper
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to throw you off of. Yeah, you know who.
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  Speaker 4: You have to pay a fortune any woman to sleep
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  Speaker 4: with you?
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  Speaker 3: Now here you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, now we can really move on us quiet
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  Speaker 2: moving on, by the way, talking about annoying people, you know,
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  Speaker 2: people come up to us, they complain and they say,
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: why don't you cover hockey on the show? Well, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, do your paper realize the season ended like
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: six months ago?
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  Speaker 3: Long time?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Second of all, well, now the season's coming around, so
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: you're finally getting your wish. All right, we decided, hey,
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: we'll do it NHL prave view right now. In fact,
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: we just saw this new listical posted on ESPN top
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: progression candidates in the NHLOW for the twenty four to
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: twenty five season. I know, very excited, so we're going
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  Speaker 2: to dig into this right now. Let me just click in.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, it's on ESPN Plus. Darty, don't I don't
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  Speaker 2: have an account to you.
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: Oh you know, I've been meaning to get one so
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: I could read long form articles on the NFL and
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: also watch NCAA field hockey and men's water polo.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, And I meaning to watch more of
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: the Collegiate Sprint Football League.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's coming around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah though, and of course the Red Bull cliff Diving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay, producer, usage, do you have an ESPN Plus account?
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  Speaker 3: We can log in door give us the logging him fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not giving it to you. The cracking down
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  Speaker 5: on multiple loggins.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well how about I cracked down on your cranium.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And after the show, I'm going to log in to
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  Speaker 4: your mother.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that'll teach you. Ifever interrupting the show again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's enough.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there we go. You just hurt that sounds you
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  Speaker 1: know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for Fusco bet On better the week, Tony's
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  Speaker 2: can't lose, bet Tony.
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  Speaker 3: What you got.
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  Speaker 4: The MLB season is coming down to the wire, and
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  Speaker 4: so is the nl MVP race. A lot of people
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  Speaker 4: think show, Hey Otani is a lock and you can
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  Speaker 4: bet him at minus two thousand.
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  Speaker 3: But right now, on Fusco Bet, you can.
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  Speaker 4: Bet Bryce Harper at plus one hundred thousand. Bet Otani,
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna win chump change. But bet Bryce Harper and
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  Speaker 4: you could win huge, huge millions. Think mansions, yacht paid
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  Speaker 4: trips to Mars. Are you gonna be a woosee and
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  Speaker 4: play it safe? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Are you gonna go big?
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  Speaker 5: Yi?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it, bro, I'll see you on Mars.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Boom yee.
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  Speaker 2: you go, don'ty and that you know that Wraps just
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  Speaker 2: a terrific show, you know, don't forget great? Go to
• 12:40
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, you talked enough during the show.
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  Speaker 3: What do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Why? Correction?
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  Speaker 5: Go? You actually think Bryce Harper has a chance of
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  Speaker 5: winning NL MVP.
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  Speaker 1: You never know, Bro, Anything's possible.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, Shohei Otani is having the greatest statistical season in
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  Speaker 5: baseball history. So no, it's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh, I'm going to hit you with
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  Speaker 2: the greatest statistical two by four in the home depot history.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the ladies think you're an MVP most virgin person.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good one, don yea?
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  Speaker 3: Why let's get it.
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  Speaker 1: What does he want?
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  Speaker 5: Brought up the stat intended air yards to slam Joe Burrow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he's ranked fifteenth, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Not good, Bro.
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  Speaker 5: Well you know which QB is ranked right next to
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  Speaker 5: him in intended air yards? Oh, Jalen hurts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh, I'm going to rack up thirty
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  Speaker 2: thousand intended air yards when I throw you out of
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  Speaker 2: a plane.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you rank dead last and men women want to
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  Speaker 4: sleep with?
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  Speaker 2: Oh great, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: We're still talking.
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  Speaker 5: What why Tony that book you read from earlier in
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  Speaker 5: the show. There's no way that was a bottle. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: it was no, I've seen it before. It's a copy
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  Speaker 5: of Lord of the Brings.
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  Speaker 1: Hold it up.
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  Speaker 3: It says Lord on it, bro, So you know you
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  Speaker 3: could see the confusion.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, the Lord is the next person
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  Speaker 2: you're going to see after I murder you. Oh yeah,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: you're done, Paulie, But you don't talk about the lord.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Guess who's coming on the show next week, don'ty just
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: booked super Bowl hero Eagles legend future Hall of Famer
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  Speaker 2: Nick Foles will be here. Hey, you don't again, strate
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: and review the show on Apple Podcast. Go to the
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  Speaker 2: merchant or stop freeloading and great job as always, same to.
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  Speaker 3: You, Paullie. Another floorless show.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see people next week.
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  Speaker 3: See uh