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Cry for Darius · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  You know, we're rounding down the end of school here.
• 0:02
  I know Pennsylvania, you guys are just a bad out of there.
• 0:06
  Oh, you have like two I mean two-ish days.
• 0:08
  It's something like that.
• 0:09
  You know, they're like they're really not full days.
• 0:10
  They're not like you're gonna do anything days.
• 0:13
  I'm actually on the fence about texting Gavin's tutor today because he has a field trip.
• 0:18
  Like we're filling days now.
• 0:19
  Oh, where is he going?
• 0:21
  I'm I gotta think it's Tanglewood, I think.
• 0:23
  I don't remember.
• 0:24
  I wanna go?
• 0:24
  I could have been in chaperone.
• 0:26
  God, I can't remember.
• 0:27
  You know, there's a wait, wait, wait.
• 0:28
  And why why are you not going?
• 0:29
  You go to everything.
• 0:30
  Oh, I it's sometimes I have to be like some other parents can chaperone.
• 0:34
  I've got to uh You don't want to hold the owl in your hand?
• 0:38
  No, I'm well I think they're going there.
• 0:39
  I can't remember where God.
• 0:41
  There's a I'm juggling a lot.
• 0:43
  Either way, all I know is I packed his lunch last night because you had to.
• 0:46
  You know, you can't what's in it?
• 0:48
  Yeah, uh a pizza.
• 0:49
  Gavin's he's not he's not a sandwich kid, so Oh, that's the elite lunch.
• 0:54
  Yeah.
• 0:55
  Did you leave him a little note?
• 0:56
  But it's uh no, but it's uh yeah.
• 0:59
  I've got so many questions.
• 1:00
  Do well.
• 1:01
  Uh but uh no, the thing about it is I I gotta work with Gavin on this.
• 1:06
  He's got a shall we say, not very expanded palette when it comes to a lot of foods.
• 1:10
  Like Liddy, I because I had to pack Gavin's lunch for his field trip today, you know I had to pack her lunch.
• 1:15
  Oh, very cute.
• 1:16
  Yeah, because you don't do that every day.
• 1:17
  No, she's she's easy.
• 1:19
  Yeah, I let him starve.
• 1:20
  I mean, I'm I'm thinking, you know, you guys you're on your own.
• 1:23
  I meant you buy they buy lunch.
• 1:24
  They get it at school most days.
• 1:26
  But Lydia is easy.
• 1:27
  She'll eat a sandwich, she'll eat whatever I put in it.
• 1:29
  Gavin, it's like, well, you you got pizza steak.
• 1:34
  He's not really yeah, and you can't really pack steak in a kid's lunch.
• 1:38
  Although a cold steak really hits the next day.
• 1:41
  Only when you're an adult.
• 1:42
  Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
• 1:43
  Because we're we just had steak recently.
• 1:46
  It doesn't work when you're a kid.
• 1:47
  Oh my gosh, so good.
• 1:48
  Yeah, they want it fresh or or nothing.
• 1:50
  The note thing was because when my mom would pack me a note, I always loved it.
• 1:54
  It was such a special she didn't do it that often.
• 1:57
  Because Gil only gets a little soft on certain days of the year.
• 2:00
  Yeah.
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  And she would leave me a little note and it would just really touch my heart.
• 2:04
  The 32nd of the 14th month is when she gets uh soft on you.
• 2:08
  Yes, exactly.
• 2:09
  Exactly.
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  Exactly.
• 2:10
  So uh, but that all being said, you know, we're we're at the point now.
• 2:13
  Schools are beginning to, shall we say, fill the days.
• 2:17
  I mean, I'll I'm not saying the learning, at least in New York, I'm not saying the learning's done.
• 2:21
  And we know some there's some testing still to do and things like that.
• 2:24
  Yeah.
• 2:25
  But you start seeing fewer of the big learning days.
• 2:28
  You start seeing more of the, well, let's just fill the day with something.
• 2:32
  And watch a movie, perhaps.
• 2:34
  That's what this teacher was doing.
• 2:35
  So she was uh, you know, she was doing her end of the year party.
• 2:38
  Boy, did she get roasted by one of the students uh in her class.
• 2:41
  Here you go.
• 2:42
  Today in fifth grade, the last day of fifth grade.
• 2:45
  Um, we do bingo, math bingo.
• 2:47
  I give away a bunch of prizes, snacks, drinks, trinkets, fidgets, stuffed animals, all of it.
• 2:52
  Um, and I have it set out on the table, a big old prize table.
• 2:56
  I think it looks awesome.
• 2:58
  My girl comes in, she goes, This is all you can afford.
• 3:04
  Man, I loved that's a core memory.
• 3:06
  I loved, we did bingo as a as a young kid too in school.
• 3:10
  What a great time.
• 3:11
  But I also, and now that that now that most of the people are in school, I feel like I can say this now.
• 3:16
  One of Zach's, actually Zach's best friend, is a teacher.
• 3:18
  Not here, it's like an hour-ish.
• 3:20
  He lives close to Lechworth.
• 3:21
  And he was saying the other day when he was over, he's like, honestly, those regions, those testings and all that happened at the beginning of June.
• 3:29
  What what else am I doing after that?
• 3:32
  Proof of my point! I should and I'm not gonna say that.
• 3:34
  Math bingo.
• 3:35
  Right, and he's like, he's like, What why are we still going to school after that?
• 3:39
  I think we should shift the calendar.
• 3:41
  I literally Oh my god, I've been saying this forever.
• 3:44
  I know, I know, but it was very interesting to hear a teacher because I thought teachers were like, oh, keep these little cherubs in school.
• 3:51
  No, he's like, get rid of this kid.
• 3:54
  Move him to the next grade.
• 3:56
  All right.
• 3:56
  And just let her cry.
• 3:59
  So we got tickets.
• 4:03
  Okay, this is Hootie, but it's Darius.
• 4:05
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:06
  He's gonna be at CMAC on Saturday.
• 4:07
  And and yes, you'll get the show in before, you know, the weather changes that people are thinking, like, it's gonna be cold and rainy.
• 4:14
  No, it's gonna be 86 and sunny.
• 4:16
  You're not gonna get thunderstorm till two in the morning.
• 4:18
  CMAC is one of the best venues, too.
• 4:20
  Oh my god, yes.
• 4:21
  Okay, so here's what happened.
• 4:22
  Very accessible bathrooms right by the tree line.
• 4:26
  One of my girlfriends, she goes to, she's this homegirl travels so much for work.
• 4:31
  And at least once a month she's traveling.
• 4:34
  And she'll travel to Atlanta and she'll travel to Cleveland and she goes the other day for this upgrade on her car.
• 4:42
  But she was they give her like your standard, whatever like the company pays for, which is like nothing.
• 4:47
  It's it's basically a festiva.
• 4:50
  She's like, no, I want the Bronco.
• 4:52
  So she and very attractive, by the way.
• 4:55
  She starts like the Bronco or her?
• 4:58
  Her.
• 4:58
  Oh, gotcha.
• 4:59
  And so maybe this was a factor in it.
• 5:01
  She starts crying, and she's like, You just don't understand.
• 5:05
  Like, I'm gonna be here for a long time.
• 5:07
  And I I was planning on like going to see like the Hoover Dam or wherever she was.
• 5:12
  I'm gonna see Niagara Falls, and I need to be able to get around.
• 5:15
  Yes, I'm gonna see the Hoover Dam that blocks Niagara Falls.
• 5:18
  I don't know what city she was in a dingle in.
• 5:20
  I'm kidding.
• 5:20
  So she cries about I and I've got do you see I have this huge, I have this huge suitcase, and I'm gonna, I'm also gonna do a little shopping at Ikea while I'm here.
• 5:29
  I need something bigger.
• 5:34
  And they give it to her.
• 5:36
  They gave her because she cried.
• 5:38
  Oh, it was a man behind the counter.
• 5:40
  Oh I never asked her that.
• 5:42
  It was not a guy, it was not because she was pretty.
• 5:44
  It was because we can't handle tears.
• 5:47
  We cannot use this this rips away all self-defense and ability to say no.
• 5:52
  It's like, no make it stop.
• 5:54
  You know what the best part is?
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  I will do whatever it takes to make you stop crying.
• 5:57
  The best part is the celebratory FaceTime.
• 6:00
  She FaceTimes me and she's like, bitch, I just got a broker! Yeah, you were just crying and now you're Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:08
  No, this is she's she suckered this guy because you bring in the tears.
• 6:12
  I don't care.
• 6:13
  Take it, please leave, please leave.
• 6:15
  Scott, Scott, Scott's the man of the show.
• 6:17
  Oh.
• 6:17
  Cry for your Darius tickets.
• 6:19
  I want, I want drama.
• 6:21
  I want an Academy Award-winning performance.
• 6:24
  And you can either call it.
• 6:25
  Well, I'll give you four if it's the best.
• 6:27
  How about that?
• 6:27
  I don't, I can't, I can't do that.
• 6:29
  You don't have four?
• 6:30
  I don't think I do.
• 6:32
  Are you serious?
• 6:33
  You tell me you're like, I've got so many Darius tickets.
• 6:36
  Well, because we have 106 days of summer that we have to put them in.
• 6:40
  Don't do that to me.
• 6:41
  Okay.
• 6:42
  Not without me counting the inventory.
• 6:44
  Oh my god.
• 6:45
  Anyway.
• 6:45
  You're not gonna cry, are you?
• 6:46
  No.
• 6:47
  Jesus.
• 6:47
  No, but I can't.
• 6:48
  You'll get one ticket.
• 6:49
  We've got we have today, and then we have to give away Friday's tickets.
• 6:53
  I just don't have to tomorrow if somebody I mean, unless you're putting it in the other prize.
• 6:57
  Let me look.
• 6:58
  Okay.
• 6:59
  What other prize?
• 7:00
  Uh uh you just have the other prize.
• 7:01
  Oh, the 106 days of summer?
• 7:03
  Yeah.
• 7:03
  Okay, hold on.
• 7:04
  Ticketmaster's been taking long to uh open, by the way.
• 7:07
  Anyway, 607-732-9465.
• 7:11
  I want the Academy Award-winning cry.
• 7:13
  You're gonna get me in this place.
• 7:15
  Yes.
• 7:16
  That's great.
• 7:16
  Yes.
• 7:17
  Four Darius Rucker tickets at CMAC.
• 7:19
  And you might get two, you might get four, it depends.
• 7:22
  I'm not sure because I'm waiting for Ticketmaster to open up.