Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 62 - Off the Delta-8 (ft. Nick Colletti)
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- 1:05Speaker 4: What is up? Everybody?
- 1:06Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
- 1:09Speaker 5: is in a world we won't even say the day
- 1:11Speaker 5: Friday the thirteen. It's Friday the thirteenth.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Oh you know that? Yeah?
- 1:15Speaker 6: Fuck dude, you believe in the occult. You fuck with
- 1:18Speaker 6: the evil.
- 1:20Speaker 4: I've seen that ship with your own eyes. Yea O
- 1:24Speaker 4: fuck dude, I love the occult. We're here with Nicoletti. Hello, Hello,
- 1:30Speaker 4: it's up, dude, it's up. Good to have you.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:32Speaker 5: Still a lot less. This is a lot, a lot
- 1:34Speaker 5: more laid back than part of my take.
- 1:38Speaker 4: It's just chill. We don't get we don't. We don't
- 1:41Speaker 4: get as many viewers as them. Oh okay, yeah that's
- 1:43Speaker 4: not true.
- 1:44Speaker 7: We are starting thirty six minutes late, so we are
- 1:47Speaker 7: more laid back in that way.
- 1:50Speaker 4: And one of the five of us in here was
- 1:52Speaker 4: on time, and.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Which is the worst if you were the late one.
- 2:00Speaker 4: I was on the Delta eight fucking energy boost.
- 2:02Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, you're you're zooming right now off the Delta eight.
- 2:05Speaker 7: I could see it, see it in your eyes, I
- 2:07Speaker 7: see it in your s sound.
- 2:08Speaker 5: What is the other one isn't there like the Delta
- 2:11Speaker 5: ten Delta tent, and that one's dangerous.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to fuck with Delta town. My
- 2:15Speaker 1: body did that and he died.
- 2:25Speaker 4: Till the up.
- 2:27Speaker 5: I could see like a future song with him talking
- 2:29Speaker 5: about like I mix the Delta eight with the Delta ten.
- 2:31Speaker 4: Oh my god. Teachers started talking about.
- 2:38Speaker 1: It would be huge for the Delta eight community and
- 2:40Speaker 1: they need it.
- 2:41Speaker 6: Who are the dudes that sell Delta eight?
- 2:43Speaker 7: Like, who were so uh focused on finding an alternative
- 2:47Speaker 7: for weed?
- 2:47Speaker 1: It must be good money? But is it businessmen? Is
- 2:50Speaker 1: it stoners? Is it like Hondurans at uh in Pennsylvania?
- 2:55Speaker 1: I know I can go to Sonoco and get Delta eight,
- 2:57Speaker 1: So it's really just small business owner are trying to
- 3:01Speaker 1: big oil. Make a hard make a hard earned buck. Yeah,
- 3:06Speaker 1: but I literally just go to Sinoko, I buy my
- 3:08Speaker 1: Delta eight and then I get all my munchies. It's
- 3:10Speaker 1: like a one stop shop. So you get your funions,
- 3:12Speaker 1: your bang energy, and your Delta.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Bang at all.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Yesterday, when when you were about to go on PMT,
- 3:19Speaker 1: I heard you ask faked if we have bang on tap?
- 3:21Speaker 4: Was like you guys? Ever, a couple of bangs lying
- 3:23Speaker 4: around here. I need to bang up. Do you actually
- 3:27Speaker 4: drink bang? I do? Yeah, I used to drink. I
- 3:29Speaker 4: never really drank bang. You ever had rain? Rain is unreal? Really? Yeah?
- 3:35Speaker 1: I like too much caffeine. Okay, Yeah, that's why I
- 3:38Speaker 1: like bang like. I feel like the birthday the birthday
- 3:41Speaker 1: cake bang. Have you ever had the birthday cake?
- 3:43Speaker 8: Now?
- 3:43Speaker 4: I don't funk with that one either. We had rainbow unicorn. Yeah.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I like peanut Colada or mexic or Miami Cola. Those
- 3:50Speaker 1: are the ones good one to taste.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Dude.
- 3:51Speaker 6: You also have some fresh new snacks right here.
- 3:54Speaker 4: I feel like you should. Oh.
- 3:55Speaker 6: I wasn't talking about clothes, but those are new snacks.
- 3:58Speaker 4: We got snacks. Dude.
- 4:00Speaker 6: Pop those fruity pebbles.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Just get a live I want to try and get
- 4:03Speaker 1: a Yeah, do a little live a SMR.
- 4:09Speaker 4: There was no popping one.
- 4:11Speaker 9: It's so good.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Wow.
- 4:14Speaker 6: Are you surprised at the look of them. They're like wafers.
- 4:17Speaker 4: Oh wow, I didn't expect that kind of I don't know.
- 4:24Speaker 4: They're pretty good.
- 4:27Speaker 6: Yeah, it seems like you're disappointed in the shape of them.
- 4:29Speaker 4: I was disappointed in the shape of them as well.
- 4:31Speaker 5: What did you want them to be shaped like I
- 4:33Speaker 5: don't know, I thought they were gonna be like clumps
- 4:35Speaker 5: that would have been over yeah, or just a bag
- 4:38Speaker 5: of the cereal.
- 4:38Speaker 1: And then yeah, they should make little bag cereals they
- 4:41Speaker 1: have like the.
- 4:44Speaker 5: Like they make like granola bars too now and there's
- 4:47Speaker 5: a rainbow. Yeah, they're not granola though.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Fruity pebbles is just uh they're yeah, but they're playing
- 4:53Speaker 1: off their colors though. If it was just like grayscale,
- 4:56Speaker 1: if you took all the colors out of fruity pebbles,
- 4:58Speaker 1: you can like that.
- 5:00Speaker 4: That's that's my question.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Well obviously not said dumb question. If they were they
- 5:05Speaker 1: have fred Flins, they had like Samurai Jack or something, Yeah,
- 5:08Speaker 1: if they had another dude on there, secure character.
- 5:10Speaker 4: The way we can find out is if they what
- 5:12Speaker 4: their sales.
- 5:13Speaker 7: Are in the blind community, if blind people still enjoy that, if.
- 5:16Speaker 4: The blinds are into them, you know what I mean?
- 5:19Speaker 4: The blind people still need to be a blind community,
- 5:23Speaker 4: I think more often.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it just to be like that is this actually
- 5:26Speaker 1: good or color blind? Yeah, the color blind community. And
- 5:30Speaker 1: then we should ask the deaf community what they think
- 5:32Speaker 1: about like albums, like what is this Kendrick.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Yeah, Like is the do you like the cover?
- 5:37Speaker 1: Like?
- 5:37Speaker 4: Is it good? Do you think deaf people fuck with.
- 5:41Speaker 1: What is it?
- 5:41Speaker 4: Rice crispy? What is the cereal that pops?
- 5:44Speaker 3: Oh?
- 5:44Speaker 1: Yes, snap crack and pop pop. Yeah, I wonder if
- 5:47Speaker 1: they fuck with that it makes them feel something, Probably
- 5:49Speaker 1: not a lot.
- 5:52Speaker 4: They feel the vibrations of it popping. They probably don't.
- 5:56Speaker 7: There is the blind community on twenty third Street not
- 5:58Speaker 7: far from here. They have a place called Seedless Manner
- 6:02Speaker 7: and they fucking all just that kind of mill about
- 6:04Speaker 7: outside of there. I think there's gotta be varying degrees
- 6:07Speaker 7: of blind folk in there, though they can't.
- 6:09Speaker 4: All be like it lights out.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Legal blindness is like you can't see, you can only
- 6:13Speaker 1: see like shapes.
- 6:14Speaker 4: But I think some people who are legally blind or
- 6:16Speaker 4: just wear glasses.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just walking among us as if nothing's wrong, right,
- 6:20Speaker 1: just fucking And that's the bravest thing ever, that's that
- 6:22Speaker 1: those are the bravest ones.
- 6:23Speaker 4: Arous too. That's when you get that T shirt gun out.
- 6:29Speaker 6: Exactly on someone with a T shirt gun.
- 6:35Speaker 4: Just checking.
- 6:36Speaker 5: I think there's a T shirt gun in the office.
- 6:38Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I think KFC has one, right, They do.
- 6:42Speaker 1: My boy bought a T shirt gun, my boy Mike,
- 6:44Speaker 1: but it was it was one where you had to
- 6:46Speaker 1: plug it in. It had to be like plugged, hardwired
- 6:48Speaker 1: in all the time. She couldn't go on like a
- 6:50Speaker 1: shooting spree with like an air compression or no to
- 6:53Speaker 1: like just an outlet or something like that. But like you, yeah,
- 6:56Speaker 1: you couldn't go that far.
- 6:57Speaker 5: The real ones have the big cans. Yeah, yeah, you
- 7:00Speaker 5: get that paintball yeah in there.
- 7:02Speaker 1: And now in basketball games they have like a gatling gun.
- 7:05Speaker 1: It's like a fucking big circle of T shirt gun.
- 7:07Speaker 1: It's just like ship the T shirt gun technology.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Serotonin coming out of it.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah, people are getting too happy that the shirt.
- 7:16Speaker 5: I've never even had one of those come in my
- 7:18Speaker 5: general direction. Yeah, it's so we were coming out a game.
- 7:21Speaker 5: It's always like they're going everywhere except maybe I'm at. Yeah,
- 7:25Speaker 5: you don't have good enough seats, maybe probably, and that's
- 7:28Speaker 5: the tea.
- 7:29Speaker 7: Yeah you're fucking broke, bro you need to get better seats. Dude,
- 7:34Speaker 7: I got a question, how do you guys know each other?
- 7:37Speaker 7: How do you even know who Little Sasquatch is.
- 7:39Speaker 1: I actually didn't even know you were friends with Nate like,
- 7:42Speaker 1: I saw your video and I was like, Wow, this
- 7:43Speaker 1: is fucking hilarious.
- 7:44Speaker 4: And then it's just a random I was like, have
- 7:47Speaker 4: you seen this? And he was like, oh yeah, that's
- 7:48Speaker 4: a little sacks. Yeah, Nate me.
- 7:50Speaker 5: And so I'm friends with his cousin Nate and then
- 7:53Speaker 5: like that's just is he online dude or is it
- 7:55Speaker 5: just a regular he.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Used to as the online dude? He's yeah, he's most online.
- 8:00Speaker 4: He used to be online. Yeah, and he's not really anymore.
- 8:04Speaker 4: He uh gave all that up. Yeah, damn dude. How's
- 8:08Speaker 4: he hows he handling being offline? I mean he was
- 8:12Speaker 4: taking it really hard. I know it's all voluntary, like
- 8:17Speaker 4: he I think he just doesn't want to do it anymore.
- 8:19Speaker 4: He streams. He has a twitch stream, twitch dot tv,
- 8:23Speaker 4: slash Nate Premium. Yeah, it's so good. That's name Premium.
- 8:26Speaker 1: But he's got like ten different names for himself, Nathan Genius.
- 8:31Speaker 1: He's a family man now, he has his girlfriend and
- 8:34Speaker 1: is a cat. What is the merch that he made
- 8:36Speaker 1: that he like invested a ship ton of money into
- 8:39Speaker 1: and no one bought it.
- 8:40Speaker 4: I think it was like Nate Premium merch. It was
- 8:43Speaker 4: like one of his weird like bits and like camp Recess.
- 8:46Speaker 4: Oh he was Campresas.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he also started when I started at barstool,
- 8:51Speaker 1: he started full Send University, full Send University.
- 9:00Speaker 4: How do you know him? Says? I just know him
- 9:02Speaker 4: from like through Twitter?
- 9:03Speaker 5: I mean I knew, like I knew I found out
- 9:05Speaker 5: about Nick and Nate from Vine and then like Vine ended,
- 9:10Speaker 5: but like I.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Knew like Nate too soon, bro bro Nate was like
- 9:17Speaker 4: a big Twitter guy and I just know him from that. Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 4: It just had how they did Vine, I know they
- 9:23Speaker 4: fucked you guys. They fucked themselves.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Honestly, they could have been rolling about V two is
- 9:29Speaker 1: coming right, You've got to be ready, man.
- 9:34Speaker 6: How when did they say that Vine was coming back?
- 9:36Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 9:36Speaker 5: I remember the creator just posting that V two picture
- 9:40Speaker 5: and then just nothing happened with it.
- 9:42Speaker 4: No, I think there's there.
- 9:43Speaker 1: He did come up with an app, but like no
- 9:45Speaker 1: one really used it.
- 9:46Speaker 4: Was that bright, Yeah, something like that. Yeah, was it
- 9:49Speaker 4: the same thing? Was it the same?
- 9:51Speaker 1: Like kind of yeah, like similar, but it actually was worse,
- 9:53Speaker 1: Like they didn't you couldn't add music or it was
- 9:55Speaker 1: like the first run of Vine, like they just brought
- 9:59Speaker 1: that back.
- 9:59Speaker 6: Wh how'd you know you'd be good at VIN?
- 10:01Speaker 1: I didn't, I honestly just I worked at a car dealership.
- 10:04Speaker 1: My friend said you should download this app. I was
- 10:07Speaker 1: like all right, and then I did, and then I
- 10:09Speaker 1: like became obsessed with it, like immediately. I remember that
- 10:12Speaker 1: night going home and making like five I thought it
- 10:16Speaker 1: was so fucking fun.
- 10:18Speaker 4: It was fun. It was.
- 10:19Speaker 1: It was so fun when you did a good one
- 10:21Speaker 1: that people liked, it's like, ahh chase that it was.
- 10:24Speaker 1: It was fun and it like six seconds. It's not
- 10:28Speaker 1: you don't have to think too hard about that. Yeah,
- 10:29Speaker 1: it's not rockets. And I think a lot of people
- 10:31Speaker 1: did overthink it. But that just is what whittled down,
- 10:34Speaker 1: Like the people who were actually good as fuck at it, Well,
- 10:36Speaker 1: that's when.
- 10:37Speaker 5: It like ruined stuff like that. When you then you
- 10:38Speaker 5: got people that are like filming their vines in like
- 10:40Speaker 5: four K. You had a whole production team like.
- 10:43Speaker 4: A Corla trying to do their vine. Yeah, some people
- 10:47Speaker 4: trying to get that serious. You're like, all right, it
- 10:49Speaker 4: was look it up.
- 10:50Speaker 7: It was a fun ass time. What were you doing
- 10:52Speaker 7: at the car dealership? You weren't hawking cars? I was
- 10:54Speaker 7: the lat attendant was that what did that entail? So
- 10:57Speaker 7: every morning I'd wash all the cars.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Yeah, basically just washing cars, like if someone bought a
- 11:04Speaker 1: Mazda and I would clean it up. Yeah.
- 11:07Speaker 4: The Maza dealership, oh shit, free Masta's or what did
- 11:10Speaker 4: they let you?
- 11:11Speaker 7: They didn't just let you get a bunch of manstas
- 11:13Speaker 7: or something you can take home.
- 11:14Speaker 1: There was really no cool perk about the jet. We
- 11:16Speaker 1: got uh pizza on Saturdays, oh ship, so that was turned.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Bagels on Fridays. I was trying to give him one day.
- 11:24Speaker 4: I don't want those.
- 11:25Speaker 1: I had a I had my full fill of food.
- 11:29Speaker 1: I had a Jamaican meat patty, I had sandwich. I
- 11:34Speaker 1: stopped at the pain and got a mini tart and
- 11:37Speaker 1: then a macaroon.
- 11:38Speaker 4: I ate a fuck loader.
- 11:40Speaker 1: But you had also you had a mini tart and
- 11:42Speaker 1: a macaroon and a Jamaican patties A fucking yeah. That's awesome,
- 11:48Speaker 1: like an orange orange So my breakfast. That's two thousand calories.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Like that's your whole.
- 11:55Speaker 4: Day right there. You just had them all. That's awesome.
- 11:58Speaker 4: How many times you've been in New York? Have you
- 12:00Speaker 4: been here a lot?
- 12:01Speaker 1: It was like my third time as an adult fourth
- 12:03Speaker 1: third or fourth and you did care lines went before this. Yeah,
- 12:07Speaker 1: that was like pre COVID maybe two years ago.
- 12:10Speaker 4: Awesome.
- 12:11Speaker 1: So how long have you been doing stand up? I'm
- 12:12Speaker 1: been doing stand up now for about four years? Damn
- 12:15Speaker 1: four or five years?
- 12:15Speaker 4: Yeah? Does it?
- 12:16Speaker 6: Does it fill the hole in your heart that behind left?
- 12:19Speaker 3: It?
- 12:19Speaker 4: Does?
- 12:19Speaker 1: I honestly love doing stand up. It's it's not easy. Uh,
- 12:24Speaker 1: sometimes it is easy. Sometimes it's fun, but sometimes it's
- 12:27Speaker 1: really hard and it's like it's a challenge and then
- 12:30Speaker 1: it's just making people laugh. Like the risk reward thing
- 12:33Speaker 1: is so amazing because you get up there and you
- 12:36Speaker 1: you really are putting your balls on the line, like
- 12:38Speaker 1: your your unique perspective if you're writing your own material,
- 12:41Speaker 1: like you don't know if people are gonna fuck with
- 12:43Speaker 1: that or think that's funny. But when but when it
- 12:45Speaker 1: goes over and you and you get a hit and
- 12:48Speaker 1: you they fuck, they fuck with your ship and they
- 12:50Speaker 1: laugh really hard, it's like it makes it all all
- 12:52Speaker 1: worth it.
- 12:52Speaker 4: So I kind of just chase those highs. I'm an addict. Yeah.
- 12:59Speaker 4: How how so you're like touring right now? How do
- 13:03Speaker 4: you like that? How do you like the flying around everywhere.
- 13:05Speaker 4: I like it.
- 13:06Speaker 1: It's it's definitely. I mean, I'm sure you can. It's
- 13:08Speaker 1: kind of lonely sometimes. Yeah, going from that that many
- 13:12Speaker 1: people that like sensory kind of overload all there to
- 13:15Speaker 1: see you hotel room and then you're just back alone.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Me and Casey Frye, we talk about that a lot.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Are you guys ever do anything together or I.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Think we're going to in the fall, But we did
- 13:26Speaker 1: one show together where it went really well.
- 13:28Speaker 4: He's fucking hysterical. Yeah he has. He hasn't been doing
- 13:30Speaker 4: stand up for that long though, has he probably the
- 13:32Speaker 4: same amount of time? Oh really, I didn't know that.
- 13:34Speaker 1: So we're like definitely starting at similar points. Oh nice,
- 13:38Speaker 1: But he's out in LA in the Burg.
- 13:40Speaker 6: How's the stand up scene in Pittsburgh.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Uh, it's okay, it's good. I don't really go out
- 13:45Speaker 1: a whole lot in Pittsburgh.
- 13:46Speaker 4: Yeah. I need to get more and more into just
- 13:48Speaker 4: go into like open mics and stuff. Do you do
- 13:51Speaker 4: like spots? I don't really. You just do your shows nice,
- 13:55Speaker 4: But I need to.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Get into just doing it. But at the same time,
- 13:59Speaker 1: I'm like, do I need to do that? Because I'm like, fuck,
- 14:01Speaker 1: like what if I what if I start moving backwards
- 14:04Speaker 1: like I start.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Like that, I don't start like start like doubting myself.
- 14:10Speaker 7: Yeah, use your confidence, your secrets stuff. Dude, Pittsburgh has
- 14:16Speaker 7: a lot of hills.
- 14:17Speaker 4: Hell yeah, why do you think my calfs are so big?
- 14:20Speaker 4: Is that why? Yeah, I've been walking up hills those
- 14:23Speaker 4: two years old.
- 14:24Speaker 1: You go loose hamstring too, bro, Yeah, there's almost put
- 14:26Speaker 1: your light behind your head.
- 14:30Speaker 4: What you stretched? Dude? Yep? Do you?
- 14:33Speaker 3: No?
- 14:33Speaker 1: I don't, and you're just naturally limber. I guess, so
- 14:36Speaker 1: got man?
- 14:37Speaker 6: I wish man. My body just tightens up so much.
- 14:40Speaker 4: I'm so tight.
- 14:41Speaker 6: I know I'm tight as fuck.
- 14:43Speaker 4: Bro, does find out tightens you up? It kind of does.
- 14:46Speaker 4: It's very stressful walking. Yeah.
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- 15:19Speaker 4: Well, when are you leaving? When are you leaving New
- 15:21Speaker 4: York tomorrow morning? Okay?
- 15:22Speaker 1: So wait, where are you staying? I didn't want to Hilton,
- 15:24Speaker 1: the Hilton Inn of Square? Oh do you like that
- 15:29Speaker 1: fucking crush cast? How do you like Times Square?
- 15:33Speaker 4: It's awesome, the greatest place on earth. I've never like.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Stayed there or spent a lot of time there, so
- 15:37Speaker 1: it is kind of a nice uh, you know, just
- 15:40Speaker 1: getting that it's probably nice. Yeah, if it's ever, it's
- 15:44Speaker 1: like the fruity pebbles. It's like there's all colors and shapes.
- 15:46Speaker 4: And sizes there.
- 15:47Speaker 1: I heard every language literally ever walking here this morning.
- 15:51Speaker 4: You did anyone that did, like Mickey Mouse, try and
- 15:53Speaker 4: hug you? Yeah?
- 15:53Speaker 1: Yeah? She said hello and I said ola, and I
- 15:55Speaker 1: was like, I know you speak Spanish?
- 16:01Speaker 10: She does.
- 16:02Speaker 1: What's your take on saying like grossiest to a waiter
- 16:05Speaker 1: waitress at a Mexican restaurant?
- 16:07Speaker 4: Do you fuck with it?
- 16:08Speaker 1: I feel like it's appropriate at a Mexican restaurant. Yeah,
- 16:10Speaker 1: you think so, because it's not all the waiters there
- 16:13Speaker 1: are Mexican, like you got there's some white people that
- 16:15Speaker 1: work at Mexican restaurants, right, So it's like you're doing
- 16:18Speaker 1: it because you're there.
- 16:19Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all about the environment. Yeah.
- 16:22Speaker 1: But like at a French spot, would you say like mercy,
- 16:24Speaker 1: Yeah you would.
- 16:26Speaker 5: You wouldn't if I was in what I if I
- 16:29Speaker 5: was in France, I would.
- 16:30Speaker 4: I don't say what it's like a French spot.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Like the Pancack or whatever. Pret Prett is a French spot. Prizz,
- 16:36Speaker 1: that Prizzy, that's a French spot. Did you say, what
- 16:40Speaker 1: is it? I said, A large cold brew? Thanks, and
- 16:43Speaker 1: it's ten minutes to fucking get it to me. That's
- 16:46Speaker 1: because it's prep, bro, you're paying for quality, right. I've
- 16:49Speaker 1: never been to pret but I know people right downstairs.
- 16:51Speaker 4: It's all right now.
- 16:52Speaker 1: That's where you got your pastries. They have, Oh you
- 16:54Speaker 1: want somewhere else to get pastries? Pan paste, the macarons fire.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I'm a huge macaroons are so flavored?
- 17:06Speaker 4: Anything? Yeah? Yeah, peanut colata that's my favorite. Bang Bang entergy. Yeah,
- 17:10Speaker 4: penis a lotta I never thought of it like that.
- 17:16Speaker 1: I never considered have you ever said that someone out
- 17:20Speaker 1: of that place?
- 17:23Speaker 4: It's so fun to.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Have penis a lot of Yeah, I'll get the penis
- 17:27Speaker 1: a lotta they would have anything, they would get thrown off.
- 17:32Speaker 1: You think like they probably just thought you like said
- 17:34Speaker 1: it wrong, and we're just like, yeah, they don't have
- 17:37Speaker 1: time for that. Ship In New York, there's got to
- 17:40Speaker 1: be some weird ass people. We're strictly business here, stricken
- 17:43Speaker 1: biz in the small town. Penis a lot of penis.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Gregio too, that's another word. You can put penis right
- 17:49Speaker 1: on peno scree.
- 17:52Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Stuff you can just throw penis on and it makes
- 17:55Speaker 6: it better.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Fuck.
- 17:56Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fucking sick.
- 17:58Speaker 4: Sore lines. It's a good spot. Yeah. Where you going that,
- 18:03Speaker 4: I'll be in the Midwest.
- 18:04Speaker 1: I'm going to Omaha, Nebraska and I'm going to fucking
- 18:11Speaker 1: who tells you where to go? You have a booking
- 18:12Speaker 1: agent or something? Yeah, I do, so I'm signed with
- 18:15Speaker 1: They're like a shout out gers, shout out to girl,
- 18:17Speaker 1: shout out to Valentine, my booking agent. So they were
- 18:21Speaker 1: just looking age name as Valentine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
- 18:23Speaker 1: is a pim. He's a sweetheart. Yeah, he's like, uh,
- 18:26Speaker 1: he's definitely like one of those pimps. What but he
- 18:31Speaker 1: being a booking agent is kind of like being a pimp.
- 18:33Speaker 1: It kind of is. Yeah, he's like, go here, make
- 18:35Speaker 1: some money, bring daddy something, bring it, bring it back
- 18:38Speaker 1: to daddy ten percent.
- 18:40Speaker 4: It actually is like the exact same thing.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, you never getting fucked. You buy him just
- 18:46Speaker 1: on the side though, he just does it when he
- 18:47Speaker 1: loves it. He just doesn't pray, he doesn't when he
- 18:51Speaker 1: loves it.
- 18:53Speaker 7: He's just looking at But why why Nebraska right after
- 18:55Speaker 7: New York? What's the method to the madness for these
- 18:58Speaker 7: booking agents? Don't That's a great question, and they they have.
- 19:01Speaker 7: There is definitely a method.
- 19:02Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I think it's, uh,
- 19:04Speaker 1: they just route things out, look at like it's like
- 19:07Speaker 1: where your fans are, yeah.
- 19:08Speaker 4: I mean, oh yeah, yeah, stuff like that.
- 19:10Speaker 1: There's like your spot, where's like your biggest dude. Boston
- 19:13Speaker 1: always shows me a ton of love.
- 19:16Speaker 5: Boston's we did a We did a show in Boston
- 19:18Speaker 5: and that was like awesome, Right, where'd you do?
- 19:20Speaker 4: Did you laugh? Boston? I did?
- 19:22Speaker 1: I think it was one of the improv I did
- 19:24Speaker 1: the one that one theater. Oh yeah, uh no, the
- 19:30Speaker 1: Wilbur Yeah, I did the Wilburg. Oh wow, that was
- 19:32Speaker 1: really fun. Yeah, that's awesome. That's big, thank you.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Or it's just a big ass room. It was. It
- 19:37Speaker 4: was tight, it was tight. That was your biggest Was
- 19:39Speaker 4: that the biggest room you've done?
- 19:40Speaker 1: I did the Oriental Theater in Denver. That was pretty
- 19:43Speaker 1: big too. Oh really yeah?
- 19:45Speaker 4: Damn. How do you show your scaredness when you when
- 19:47Speaker 4: you get scared? How scared? How does it show you
- 19:49Speaker 4: sweat a lot? Not anymore? You really don't. Uh, that's crazy.
- 19:53Speaker 4: Let's go.
- 19:54Speaker 1: I feel like the first time, it's so terrified, But
- 19:57Speaker 1: now I just dude, I do push ups backstage.
- 19:59Speaker 4: That's the three.
- 20:00Speaker 6: That's probably what it is. It gets your tea up.
- 20:02Speaker 1: That's like uh, and then you're like, fuck this crowd off,
- 20:04Speaker 1: fu all of you, Like even if you don't laugh,
- 20:07Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 20:08Speaker 4: I'm telling them, I'm saying my ship.
- 20:09Speaker 1: And then looking at your calfs in the mirror being
- 20:12Speaker 1: like these pussies don't fucking walk up hill. Well you
- 20:14Speaker 1: kind of you kind of need that edge, like cause
- 20:16Speaker 1: it is I mean, you're definitely like putting yourself in
- 20:19Speaker 1: a weird predicted like naturally, what situation would a human
- 20:23Speaker 1: being be in, like in nature? Like all these people
- 20:26Speaker 1: waiting for you to make them laugh, Like that's just like, yeah,
- 20:28Speaker 1: it is crazy. It's super not natural at all. So
- 20:31Speaker 1: you kind of have to get into your little primal
- 20:33Speaker 1: fighting mode.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Fuck these dudes.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Yeah, Or there's like ways, there's like ways you can
- 20:38Speaker 1: stand that boost your tea, Like I think if you
- 20:40Speaker 1: like stand up, like.
- 20:41Speaker 4: Put them on the shoulders, the power stands. Yeah, and
- 20:43Speaker 4: the hips like that. Who's the dude that's always talking
- 20:46Speaker 4: about that?
- 20:47Speaker 1: You know there's someone to talk about this all the time, dude,
- 20:50Speaker 1: because it's yeah, constantly talking about getting.
- 20:56Speaker 6: More tea exactly.
- 20:57Speaker 4: But I'm young, bro, I got he's here's.
- 20:59Speaker 6: A t where's it at?
- 21:00Speaker 4: Let's see it then? Have you got tea? Dude? Whip
- 21:02Speaker 4: it out? No, you don't get to see that. Yeah,
- 21:05Speaker 4: talking about Revellino? You got who checks?
- 21:08Speaker 1: No, not that guy. It's someone fucked like tim Tony
- 21:11Speaker 1: Robbins or some ship Tony Robbins.
- 21:13Speaker 4: He's always on his stands. Who's who are you? Who
- 21:15Speaker 4: you talking about? That's the guy who checks. If you're
- 21:17Speaker 4: standing straight up or at an angle the green I
- 21:21Speaker 4: love that. Yeah. Yeah, that sh it's real, is it?
- 21:25Speaker 1: Jason Statham never leans in, he doesn't, He's always straight
- 21:29Speaker 1: up stum.
- 21:30Speaker 4: Does see that's I'm a big lean in you're like
- 21:36Speaker 4: I did.
- 21:36Speaker 1: After I saw that video of the Green Lines, I
- 21:38Speaker 1: went back and looked at all the pictures of my girlfriend.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I'm like, I can never show her like happy his picture.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Let anyone see half of these picture because you're leaned
- 21:45Speaker 1: up on her. Yeah, and she's in a power post.
- 21:51Speaker 1: She's got hands on hips, arms straight up in the air.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Damn. I gotta get Yeah, I gotta stop leaning in.
- 21:56Speaker 4: You gotta stop being scared. And I got something A
- 21:59Speaker 4: little bitch don't want to be scared anymore either.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Toxic maxculinity. Yeah, dude, that's We're a Barstool Sports. That's
- 22:05Speaker 1: our thing, is it? Yeah? We hate betas. If you're
- 22:11Speaker 1: a beta, we'll kick your ass out of here.
- 22:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:14Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of Barstool Sports before?
- 22:16Speaker 1: Yeah? I didn't know it went that deep though.
- 22:20Speaker 6: Yeah, what did you hear about it? What did you
- 22:22Speaker 6: know about barstool?
- 22:24Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly, Bro. You do the Instagram pitche Yeah, Yeah,
- 22:28Speaker 4: that's all good. So that's all I know. That's pretty
- 22:31Speaker 4: much still all I know.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Do you want to work here bro and Barstool? Yeah
- 22:35Speaker 1: you want a job here?
- 22:36Speaker 4: Sure? Okay? Cool?
- 22:38Speaker 6: Fuck Yeah it's so easy, dude.
- 22:40Speaker 4: We just have hiring every all of our guests.
- 22:42Speaker 1: We just hire people to pay. Like it's good really bad.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Really it's good for him. Yeah, it's good for a
- 22:49Speaker 1: lot and bad for for other people. But it's really
- 22:52Speaker 1: just about not being It's good for like five.
- 22:53Speaker 4: People and then bad for everyone else.
- 22:55Speaker 1: It's I want to Dave Portnoy is a crypto wallet
- 22:59Speaker 1: account ship.
- 23:01Speaker 4: That's what I want.
- 23:01Speaker 5: I think it's want that. Yeah, really doesn't. I think
- 23:06Speaker 5: he like lost a bunch of money in Safe Moon.
- 23:08Speaker 4: Yeah I went down to zero. You into crypto?
- 23:10Speaker 1: No? Yeah? Good, I tried. You did for like a
- 23:14Speaker 1: straight up like a day. I signed up for all
- 23:16Speaker 1: the wallets and I was like, I'm a trader. Yeah,
- 23:18Speaker 1: did you get into that game? Stop and amc No.
- 23:22Speaker 1: I was like so heavily into that for really, did
- 23:25Speaker 1: you make any money?
- 23:26Speaker 5: I almost had everything. I almost I end up cashing
- 23:30Speaker 5: out with like a hundred bucks. Okay, but dude, like
- 23:32Speaker 5: I was like, I was like falling asleep with Robin
- 23:35Speaker 5: hood up like next to my bed, so like set
- 23:38Speaker 5: like alarm so I could wake up and make sure
- 23:39Speaker 5: I didn't have to sell my doge.
- 23:41Speaker 4: But his alarms wouldn't go off.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Dude was full, so unreliable fucking alarm.
- 23:46Speaker 4: I hate when they do that.
- 23:47Speaker 1: It's fucking alarm they do that's they're just not a
- 23:50Speaker 1: reliable part of the everything else usually works perfectly. But
- 23:54Speaker 1: I was just alarm for whatever reason? Fuck did you
- 23:57Speaker 1: live in in l A? Yeah for a little bit
- 23:59Speaker 1: and for like eight years.
- 24:00Speaker 7: What made you decide to go back to Pittsburgh? You're
- 24:03Speaker 7: just done with LA.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Just needed a yeah, perspective change, Like shit was just
- 24:07Speaker 1: kind of stale.
- 24:08Speaker 6: Yeah, what was wrong with the perspective out there?
- 24:12Speaker 4: I don't know. I was comparing myself to a lot
- 24:13Speaker 4: of people and that was just like not healthy and.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Like, I mean, comparison is the thief of joy, right exactly,
- 24:20Speaker 1: And like some of those comparisons might have been true,
- 24:23Speaker 1: but I'm like, I don't even I don't so what
- 24:25Speaker 1: who gives a It's not making me more productive thinking
- 24:28Speaker 1: about this ship.
- 24:28Speaker 4: So I was like, I need to go home.
- 24:30Speaker 1: What do you mean being like that this person's more
- 24:31Speaker 1: successful than me, or like this person's getting booked for
- 24:33Speaker 1: this show I imagine in LA because you end up
- 24:35Speaker 1: not doing anything because you're like too afraid it's a
- 24:38Speaker 1: self fulfilling prophecy. You're like too afraid of that happening.
- 24:41Speaker 1: So what you do is you don't do the exact
- 24:43Speaker 1: thing that would help you out of that.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Damn.
- 24:47Speaker 1: So I was just sitting around not really doing a
- 24:49Speaker 1: whole lot, and I was like, fuck, I need to
- 24:52Speaker 1: I need to change smart moved home.
- 24:54Speaker 4: And did you have a good squad out there?
- 24:56Speaker 1: I kind of, I mean the whole making friends out
- 25:01Speaker 1: there as a trip dude, because I really don't know
- 25:03Speaker 1: people's intentions.
- 25:04Speaker 6: I know, and they're almost always really bad and.
- 25:07Speaker 1: When you find them, when you find out what they are,
- 25:09Speaker 1: it's it's too late. Yeah, So, like I have maybe
- 25:12Speaker 1: two really good homies. Who my one homie, Casey, he
- 25:17Speaker 1: was starting his tour and stuff, so I rarely saw him.
- 25:21Speaker 1: And then my homegirl, who like got a friend group
- 25:24Speaker 1: of homegirls and she was like, I'm gonna go hang
- 25:27Speaker 1: out with them.
- 25:30Speaker 4: For the brons. Well it's fine, ladies. It was all good.
- 25:33Speaker 4: I think it was like totally meant to happen.
- 25:36Speaker 7: When I lived in LA I didn't make one friend
- 25:38Speaker 7: the entire time. Wow, And I just came back. I
- 25:40Speaker 7: was just like sat just sat around, just went into work,
- 25:43Speaker 7: came home and just like where'd you work? I was
- 25:45Speaker 7: writing for a TV show, So I like, just take
- 25:48Speaker 7: an uber to the paramount lot, fucking just go back
- 25:50Speaker 7: home and just like fucking just sit.
- 25:53Speaker 4: I did not do that.
- 25:54Speaker 6: Did you live there like twenty seventeen, seventeen a year?
- 26:00Speaker 4: Right?
- 26:00Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like a couple like like six months
- 26:03Speaker 7: stints out there.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Then I'll go out saying Airbnb. Moving to a new
- 26:07Speaker 1: city's hard.
- 26:09Speaker 5: I moved to New York during COVID, and I like
- 26:11Speaker 5: would spend my entire day just sitting in my room crying.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Did you cry a lot when you moved here?
- 26:20Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 26:21Speaker 4: For real lot? For real? Yeah, big time, dude. I
- 26:23Speaker 4: love crying.
- 26:24Speaker 5: I would cry. I would ride my bike while crying.
- 26:27Speaker 5: I love that, listening to Nirvana. I swear to go
- 26:32Speaker 5: to see the.
- 26:32Speaker 4: Occasions this happened. It was like little sass.
- 26:39Speaker 5: Because I was like, dude, I don't know anyone. I
- 26:41Speaker 5: don't know one person in this city. And I lived
- 26:43Speaker 5: on Saint Mark's, which is like a huge like going
- 26:46Speaker 5: out city, and I'd like be like like ten pm
- 26:50Speaker 5: on Friday and I'd be walking to go get like
- 26:51Speaker 5: a big ass pint of ice cream and there would
- 26:53Speaker 5: be like thousands of people just like raging on my street.
- 26:56Speaker 4: And you're right outside my door. Yeah it's crazy. I
- 27:00Speaker 4: wanted want to hang out with Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
- 27:02Speaker 4: is crazy.
- 27:03Speaker 1: You can you feel alone as fucking in New cities
- 27:05Speaker 1: and it's like people are everywhere, but you're just alone.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Yesterday I literally had to just go inside. I was
- 27:10Speaker 1: like sick of seeing new faces. Dude, Like I didn't
- 27:15Speaker 1: want to so many people here.
- 27:16Speaker 5: I didn't want to say it because you seemed pretty
- 27:18Speaker 5: up on Times Square that is like the worst place
- 27:20Speaker 5: in the world.
- 27:21Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's like an evil energy.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Seriously, Times Square is We used to live right in
- 27:27Speaker 1: near Times Square, Like I have to walk home to
- 27:29Speaker 1: get there, and dude, it was miserable. So it's like hard.
- 27:33Speaker 1: It's like it's like the ostressing too. It's draining. It's
- 27:36Speaker 1: like a really draining experience to like you, now, I
- 27:38Speaker 1: have to look at your face, yea, like just sitter
- 27:41Speaker 1: all these god over his face I'm learning all these
- 27:46Speaker 1: new people's face to face processing.
- 27:51Speaker 5: It's really tough living there, or I like, living anywhere
- 27:55Speaker 5: in that area is hard.
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- 28:23Speaker 7: My thing in La was I had like a big
- 28:26Speaker 7: inferiority complex where I was like, dude, these people are
- 28:28Speaker 7: so much fucking cooler than I am. Like, these people
- 28:30Speaker 7: are cool, they know people, they're probably fucking famous doing
- 28:34Speaker 7: like sweet ash shit.
- 28:35Speaker 5: Fucking yeah, but a lot of people, like maybe I'm wrong.
- 28:38Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of people out there are
- 28:39Speaker 5: famous and like no one knows why they're famous. Yeah, yeah,
- 28:41Speaker 5: I think there's also TikTok dancers, people, a lot.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Of insecurity in general out there. Everybody's kind of insecure.
- 28:48Speaker 1: I think that or I.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Don't know you you you live there longer than night.
- 28:51Speaker 4: Any offers to join a house.
- 28:54Speaker 1: The fucking what's the house called the Hype House swear House.
- 29:00Speaker 4: I don't know if either of them were the Weed House.
- 29:01Speaker 4: I was gonna Delta Aid house ship.
- 29:06Speaker 5: You were in that sketch no l with the what
- 29:08Speaker 5: was it you did some sketches with Noel?
- 29:10Speaker 4: Yeah? I did. Yeah, were you in the one with
- 29:12Speaker 4: the hot the house what was it called? The Uh?
- 29:16Speaker 5: Maybe I forget so I was. I did that, okay, Yeah,
- 29:22Speaker 5: that was why I was wondering. But yeah, he had
- 29:23Speaker 5: a house where it's just like a bunch of losers
- 29:25Speaker 5: and we all sleep on like bunk beds.
- 29:26Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Nate was in it. That's what it was. Okay.
- 29:32Speaker 4: Would vines have had houses? They did, didn't they?
- 29:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it was called sixteen hundred Vine. It was like
- 29:38Speaker 1: in the heart of Hollywood, and like Leley Ponds lived there.
- 29:42Speaker 4: All those fucking people.
- 29:43Speaker 1: It was like it was one It was on vine,
- 29:45Speaker 1: sixteen hundred Vine. That's hilarious, so cringey.
- 29:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Were they all just in there like like creating or what? Yeah,
- 29:54Speaker 1: it was just a fuck each other. Yeah, that'd have
- 29:57Speaker 1: been a fast The Slam Mansion what's lely Pond's up to?
- 30:02Speaker 4: You guy? You guys in touch.
- 30:03Speaker 1: I actually met her. I was on Jeff's barbershop. Oh
- 30:07Speaker 1: they cut my hair, and I was like, his whole
- 30:10Speaker 1: thing is like he brings like at least he was bringing,
- 30:13Speaker 1: like someone who you like shit on? Yeah yeah, and
- 30:16Speaker 1: then he brought le Ponds in. She was really nice.
- 30:19Speaker 4: That's fucked up. He was trying to ze Way you right.
- 30:23Speaker 4: I didn't let him. I didn't let him get to
- 30:25Speaker 4: me though.
- 30:26Speaker 1: I think we could z Way people like, do you
- 30:27Speaker 1: think that that's possible or do you think she only
- 30:29Speaker 1: has that superpower to bring people on and say something
- 30:32Speaker 1: like or just make them real uncomfortable about their past,
- 30:35Speaker 1: about inconsistencies and their own enjoy that at all? No, no,
- 30:38Speaker 1: no part of me would like. But I don't know
- 30:39Speaker 1: how she gets guessed, but she does.
- 30:42Speaker 4: Who Way.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets guests on her show. She's like a
- 30:45Speaker 1: Showtime show.
- 30:45Speaker 4: Now. Yeah, I don't know that would suck. I mean,
- 30:47Speaker 4: I guess's probably good publicity and it's probably probably healthy.
- 30:50Speaker 6: She's calling people out for being racist and ship like that.
- 30:53Speaker 5: Yeah that's healthy. Yeah, someone calls her out and then
- 30:55Speaker 5: it'll never show her show will fail.
- 30:57Speaker 4: Dude, sad, let me get a sippy. Yeah, let me
- 31:01Speaker 4: get a sip your water. Bro.
- 31:02Speaker 5: Well, it's always those people that are like constantly calling
- 31:04Speaker 5: people out that you find out are like they murdered
- 31:06Speaker 5: someone ten years ago.
- 31:09Speaker 4: They were involved in a brutal massacre.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Dude, if she masterreed something, she's in for rude awakening.
- 31:16Speaker 4: People don't care about that though. We're gonna find out
- 31:18Speaker 4: if z way fucking kill people.
- 31:20Speaker 5: Yeah, you get in less trouble for murdering someone than
- 31:22Speaker 5: someone pulling up like tweets from like twenty fourteen?
- 31:25Speaker 4: Are you right? Are you just seeing the nutrition facts
- 31:28Speaker 4: on those? Yeah? I was trying to see how many
- 31:30Speaker 4: cows are up in here.
- 31:32Speaker 6: Dude, you can eat. You're a good eater.
- 31:34Speaker 4: I'm hungry.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you have some more of your snacks.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Snack dad, I want you to have all your snacks.
- 31:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm trying to get huge. Are you
- 31:44Speaker 1: dirty balking right now?
- 31:46Speaker 4: Yeah? It's this season right in the summer. Wow you lifting? Yeah?
- 31:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh you said you're doing a lot of push ups.
- 31:51Speaker 1: I do a lot of working out, like just because
- 31:54Speaker 1: I want to, Like we're young, like fucking I. I
- 31:57Speaker 1: want to see if I can get a six pack
- 31:58Speaker 1: before I die twenty seven? Oh nice, So I'm like,
- 32:01Speaker 1: why not just max out my body? So I definitely
- 32:05Speaker 1: work out a lot now. He said, before you die,
- 32:07Speaker 1: you want to get a six pack? Yeah, I'm like,
- 32:09Speaker 1: let's see how far I can take this, and you know,
- 32:11Speaker 1: because it will regress at some point. Oh totally. I
- 32:13Speaker 1: feel like you can't. It's not not like you could
- 32:15Speaker 1: just keep on pushing it like an eighty year old
- 32:17Speaker 1: can just be like, I'm gonna try and get my
- 32:18Speaker 1: six pack. But I think as a kid I was,
- 32:20Speaker 1: I would always look at like the jack kids and
- 32:22Speaker 1: be like, that's just not for me, like I can't do.
- 32:24Speaker 1: But I actually find that it's a great way to
- 32:26Speaker 1: manage stress.
- 32:27Speaker 4: Working out Yeah, yeah, definitely.
- 32:29Speaker 1: That and just furiously beating off. Yeah, just like beating off.
- 32:33Speaker 4: You beaten off a lot on these tours.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Actually don't jerk off anymore. Really save it off for
- 32:38Speaker 1: my girlfriend here.
- 32:39Speaker 5: That's so nice of you, so that anytime I go
- 32:41Speaker 5: to anytime I go to a hotel, I jerk off
- 32:43Speaker 5: like seven ten times a day because that's like all
- 32:46Speaker 5: there is to do.
- 32:47Speaker 4: You just like throwing something on the T shirt. Jerk off,
- 32:50Speaker 4: pause the TV. I can.
- 32:51Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't want to, but I owe
- 32:54Speaker 1: it to her. Save the batch that's loved if they love.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Did she convince you or you were just like I'm
- 33:02Speaker 1: going to retain this ship?
- 33:03Speaker 4: Well?
- 33:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've read a lot about like seamen retention,
- 33:06Speaker 1: and it's just I mean, it feels good, but it
- 33:10Speaker 1: is kind of a waste of time, and I always
- 33:12Speaker 1: feel depressed after I jerk off. Really it's like this
- 33:15Speaker 1: level of post coital malaise. You're just shaving, Yeah, just
- 33:18Speaker 1: a little bit bummed out. Yeah, dude, but what about
- 33:21Speaker 1: that you for feeling of coming though true.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Coming?
- 33:26Speaker 1: That's great. I know, dude, coming is fucking sick, just
- 33:30Speaker 1: feeling it. But I guess you just have to wait.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Like when you feel that traveling from your balls out
- 33:35Speaker 1: there out the spout, So what how does that work
- 33:40Speaker 1: for your ball is just like big as fuck? Now?
- 33:42Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 33:43Speaker 5: Really, yeah, that's awesome. I might try that, right, I
- 33:46Speaker 5: want some big ass balls. I have to wear my
- 33:48Speaker 5: underwear backwards so that my ball is my balls fill
- 33:54Speaker 5: up where my ass would be.
- 34:00Speaker 1: So underwear for dudes with big balls and no butt
- 34:06Speaker 1: you have and it's all balls, A fat upper ball
- 34:09Speaker 1: at fuba, a fat lower baller.
- 34:15Speaker 4: A fulba. Dude.
- 34:17Speaker 7: I I talked to someone and I'm not gonna I'm
- 34:19Speaker 7: not going to say their name because this is so disgusting.
- 34:21Speaker 7: But they said when they jerk off in hotel rooms,
- 34:23Speaker 7: they sit at a chair and just skied onto the floor,
- 34:27Speaker 7: just like underneath the desk.
- 34:29Speaker 4: That's like really scummy, that's so it's so, it's so wrong.
- 34:32Speaker 1: And I think if the discolors the rug the carpet, Yeah,
- 34:35Speaker 1: and there's something in there, and whoever's working isn't I'm
- 34:38Speaker 1: sure not fucking getting under the nooks and crannies like that.
- 34:42Speaker 7: They're not paid enough to do ship like that, and
- 34:45Speaker 7: I really think that they would ruin this person's career
- 34:47Speaker 7: if people found.
- 34:48Speaker 4: Out that they do this.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I want to know who it is and I can't
- 34:50Speaker 1: tell you, But I can't tell you this is this
- 34:52Speaker 1: is damning information. Yeah, and this is the worst thing
- 34:55Speaker 1: that you could hear about someone.
- 34:57Speaker 4: Oh really, they work at barstool, I know, dude.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Fuck, you're going through all the faces in your head
- 35:03Speaker 1: being like, who jerke's off on? And that's why we
- 35:05Speaker 1: gotta get this who's the floor jerk or popper? And
- 35:09Speaker 1: that's why we need to get into retention. That's why
- 35:11Speaker 1: we need to start retaining. Yeah, man, we need to
- 35:13Speaker 1: go back what you read in your studies about it,
- 35:15Speaker 1: what you said, you read a lot about it. I mean,
- 35:17Speaker 1: here's the funny part is the semen that doesn't get ejaculated.
- 35:21Speaker 1: It just absorbs back into your bloodstream. So we're just
- 35:25Speaker 1: we just have come come. Blood just have come through
- 35:29Speaker 1: my veins, coursing through my veins. Really, I feel a
- 35:32Speaker 1: fucking unstopped you have.
- 35:33Speaker 5: Do you feel like you have like more more tea now,
- 35:36Speaker 5: h your workouts a little more intense? Yeah, I think
- 35:39Speaker 5: so actually, because I think that's like a thing like I.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Know, like swimmers do that a lot to come for
- 35:43Speaker 1: like a month. It's amazing. What Yeah, that discipline can do. Yeah,
- 35:47Speaker 1: like just first of all the discipline, then the actual
- 35:50Speaker 1: like health health benefits of.
- 35:52Speaker 5: Not coming, but also not coming is bad for you
- 35:55Speaker 5: at the same time, right, Yeah.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Well I try to, like you know, see my girlfriend
- 35:58Speaker 4: pretty often. Yeah, well yeah, you to get off.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fat or too? Doesn't you get more of
- 36:11Speaker 1: a like trajectory on that too. Everything more pressurized. Everything's
- 36:16Speaker 1: just wors the full run. Everything works properly. Yeah, I
- 36:20Speaker 1: feel like jerking off is like, here's the analogy. You
- 36:23Speaker 1: can eat a piece of candy, right, You're gonna get sugar,
- 36:27Speaker 1: but that sugar is processed sugar, so it's gonna like
- 36:29Speaker 1: fuck spike your ship. You can eat a piece of
- 36:33Speaker 1: fruit though, get that same amount of sugar, but the
- 36:36Speaker 1: fruit has carbs in it, so it's gonna like uh
- 36:39Speaker 1: it delease or release, delayed release or whatever like throughout
- 36:43Speaker 1: the day. So that's like the thing. It's like, jerking
- 36:46Speaker 1: off is like eating candy and having actual sex is like,
- 36:49Speaker 1: you know, because you're also jerking off. You're just sitting there.
- 36:51Speaker 1: You're not like physically doing anything besides using your hand.
- 36:54Speaker 1: That's why we need you're having sex. You're like kissing
- 36:58Speaker 1: changing the radio. Yeah, fuck yeah, bumping ford, give it
- 37:03Speaker 1: a shot. I mean I'm gonna quit jerk. Do you
- 37:05Speaker 1: have a significant other in your life? No?
- 37:07Speaker 4: Okay, just round yeah.
- 37:11Speaker 1: I mean you should be like, I'm not going to
- 37:13Speaker 1: jerk off till I get a girlfriend. I love a
- 37:16Speaker 1: girlfriend tomorrow time. How you're funny, dude, you get any
- 37:22Speaker 1: girl you want. Literally, I'm just so focused on my career.
- 37:27Speaker 5: Wown't have time for coming right now. You need to
- 37:31Speaker 5: make time for barely even have time for sleeping, dude,
- 37:35Speaker 5: to get discipline. I'm trying to get some discipline.
- 37:37Speaker 4: I actually might give this a go, like a week,
- 37:39Speaker 4: just give it a shot.
- 37:40Speaker 1: It's and I think the people who like it love it.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Like the people who talk about it like rave about it.
- 37:45Speaker 4: A lot of people really like jerking off, but.
- 37:47Speaker 1: A lot of people really like not but but a
- 37:48Speaker 1: lot of people like keeping it stuffed in their day.
- 37:50Speaker 1: This hasn't been like a thing forever. Like I've definitely
- 37:53Speaker 1: given my dick a hard time. Yeah you're merciless, yeah
- 37:57Speaker 1: for sure. But yeah, and it's just one least thing
- 38:01Speaker 1: to think about. Like I'm always thinking about it too. Yeah,
- 38:04Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'll fold it up into my butt, Yeah, yourself,
- 38:08Speaker 1: and I just I can't. Yeah, I can't do that anymore. Yeah, damn,
- 38:11Speaker 1: that's whack that you can't do.
- 38:13Speaker 4: They must have a fucking sword down there, Oh dude.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Now, it's just my butt's really close to my ball.
- 38:20Speaker 1: You do really low butt? Yeah, the curls around a
- 38:24Speaker 1: low set ass.
- 38:26Speaker 6: It's cool. I have a low set ass fucking sweat it.
- 38:30Speaker 4: It is.
- 38:30Speaker 7: But it like the mindset of just being like, I'm
- 38:33Speaker 7: gonna give myself a little treat.
- 38:34Speaker 1: It's the same as candy like or like, oh why
- 38:37Speaker 1: not have this like little treat. I'll edge myself. I'll
- 38:39Speaker 1: go full edge mode that. I don't watch porn either anymore.
- 38:42Speaker 1: I stopped doing that, and that's actually been really helpful.
- 38:45Speaker 1: That actually makes sense. Porn is kind of weird.
- 38:48Speaker 4: It is.
- 38:48Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, it's great if you're trying to
- 38:51Speaker 1: snap one off, but I can't believe there's that many
- 38:53Speaker 1: people that do it. I can't believe there's that many
- 38:56Speaker 1: porn stars or people that are just like just like
- 38:58Speaker 1: film themselves.
- 38:59Speaker 4: Fuck it. I don't like really it isn't like it's
- 39:01Speaker 4: only fans. Is the move now? Yeah? What do you mean?
- 39:03Speaker 1: It for the ladies, for the folks who are for
- 39:06Speaker 1: the creators?
- 39:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why anyone would like. I think
- 39:09Speaker 5: they don't really make I didn't like MEA Khalifa come
- 39:11Speaker 5: out and say she made like eight thousand dollars in
- 39:13Speaker 5: like her entire porn career.
- 39:15Speaker 4: Yeah, some something like that. It's gotta be a super predatory.
- 39:18Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time.
- 39:19Speaker 1: But you can't think about where the hamburger's coming from
- 39:21Speaker 1: when you're eating it. And I can't think about the
- 39:23Speaker 1: death of the cow. True, you know what I mean?
- 39:25Speaker 4: Yeah, it's real.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to get up on my discipline. Who
- 39:28Speaker 1: taught you all? This feels like a shoveling monk like
- 39:31Speaker 1: sack down or something. I think it was like really
- 39:33Speaker 1: on my own volition, Like I was like, I so
- 39:37Speaker 1: I stopped drinking and then I was like fuck and
- 39:39Speaker 1: that just having time to like think and like reflect,
- 39:41Speaker 1: and I was like, what's some other shit in my
- 39:43Speaker 1: life that I'm doing that I could do without? Or
- 39:47Speaker 1: like that isn't really productive at all? Like jerking off
- 39:49Speaker 1: is like, you know, did you come up with anything
- 39:52Speaker 1: else on the list? Was there anything else that you
- 39:53Speaker 1: cut out?
- 39:54Speaker 4: Drinking? Just snapping off off? It's such a funny video games.
- 40:01Speaker 4: I don't really do that a well. I was huge
- 40:03Speaker 4: into Zelda, like I would like it was definitely Eldo
- 40:06Speaker 4: was awesome. You played on the Switch?
- 40:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was definitely on an escape though. I
- 40:09Speaker 1: was talking to some dude about that. Last Breath of
- 40:10Speaker 1: the Wild was my favorite. That was one of the
- 40:12Speaker 1: best games I've ever played. Yes, that was actually one
- 40:14Speaker 1: of the only RPGs I ever played.
- 40:15Speaker 4: So fucking cool and fun.
- 40:17Speaker 5: Yeah, so you didn't play elden Ring. No, No, it's
- 40:20Speaker 5: not as good as it's It's way too hard.
- 40:23Speaker 1: I keep replaying Breath of the Wild because it's so fun,
- 40:26Speaker 1: such a good game.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, you guys wouldn't get that though. I know, dude,
- 40:30Speaker 4: I feel so funed.
- 40:31Speaker 5: This is like a barstool. So they just they just
- 40:32Speaker 5: like watch sports and always chill.
- 40:34Speaker 6: Dude, don't make it an outsider dude jocks.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly the far the revolution but nerd allusion.
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- 41:14Speaker 7: Create your own karma. I mean I would give up
- 41:18Speaker 7: snapping off. I've already given up Zelda and you know.
- 41:22Speaker 4: Snapping off. But I don't know if more energy the booze? Really? Yeah?
- 41:29Speaker 4: Why yeah? Why'd you quit the beard? Gross?
- 41:32Speaker 1: I was just drinking too much. Yeah, just like COVID
- 41:35Speaker 1: definitely turned me into like fucking that guy from Trailer
- 41:40Speaker 1: Park Boys. What's his name Randy? Yeah, not Randy, mister lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I was definitely drinking.
- 41:46Speaker 4: I am the liquor. I basically can't.
- 41:50Speaker 1: It came to the point where I was like, Okay,
- 41:51Speaker 1: you can either drink and that's going to be your life,
- 41:54Speaker 1: or you can either not drink and then you can
- 41:56Speaker 1: have that life.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Like you you have to decide.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Okay, I'm kind of like an all or nothing person,
- 42:00Speaker 1: and I was like, I just I don't want to diet,
- 42:03Speaker 1: you know, thirty three for yea, yea cirrhosis or some ship.
- 42:06Speaker 7: Dude. You're a thought flash dude, bro, thanks man. Yeah,
- 42:10Speaker 7: you think your ship through.
- 42:12Speaker 1: I like to think. Yeah, it's not too much though.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to turn it off.
- 42:16Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes you get you get a little spooked, spooked
- 42:21Speaker 4: at your own thoughts.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Yea, too many faces, too much delta think and you
- 42:26Speaker 1: got to hit that right around about the delta eight
- 42:28Speaker 1: or now that's never that's the next hurdle. Really, I
- 42:31Speaker 1: think I want to get to the point where I
- 42:32Speaker 1: don't need anything to do anything.
- 42:35Speaker 4: Yeah, like be like, do you like smoke before you
- 42:37Speaker 4: go on stage? Definitely not. Yeah, I was gonna say
- 42:39Speaker 4: I was actually curious about that.
- 42:41Speaker 1: That sounds like I don't do anything before I go
- 42:44Speaker 1: I've I've tried stuff like I've tried coke before I
- 42:46Speaker 1: go on stage.
- 42:47Speaker 4: Didn't do it?
- 42:48Speaker 1: Made me that's less funny than I thought I was
- 42:51Speaker 1: gonna do that. Uh, you can usually tell, yeah when
- 42:54Speaker 1: people are on coke on stage.
- 42:55Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do. Comics do that a lot. Comics
- 42:58Speaker 4: will do anything. Yeah.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Really yeah, I feel like doing something that would mess
- 43:02Speaker 1: with your mind kind of like would take you out
- 43:05Speaker 1: of the optimum performance.
- 43:07Speaker 5: Yeah, last night was kind of my wake up callic
- 43:09Speaker 5: I'm probably gonna not get as drunk before doing stand up.
- 43:13Speaker 4: It was a little bit because it was like embarrassing.
- 43:15Speaker 4: I was embarrassed.
- 43:16Speaker 7: Really, Yeah, you weren't embarrassed on like the live show
- 43:19Speaker 7: when we all got drunk and we filmed it and
- 43:21Speaker 7: put it out to.
- 43:22Speaker 6: Oh no, not at all people. Yeah, So what was
- 43:24Speaker 6: different about this that made you more.
- 43:25Speaker 4: I couldn't remember my jokes. Yeah, that's bad.
- 43:29Speaker 5: It took me, like it took me like thirty seconds
- 43:31Speaker 5: of like saying the same I like said like the
- 43:33Speaker 5: same like intro to my joke like ten times.
- 43:36Speaker 4: And I was, look, that's good. I think any that's good.
- 43:38Speaker 4: It's learning.
- 43:39Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was looking around and I was like,
- 43:41Speaker 5: these people are all waiting for me to like continue
- 43:43Speaker 5: this joke and I don't.
- 43:44Speaker 4: Know, I don't know it. Yeah, that's scary.
- 43:48Speaker 1: It was also a fuck a ton of people talking, okay,
- 43:51Speaker 1: which really was throwing me off. I hate that. Yeah,
- 43:53Speaker 1: I just shut the fuck up. Yeah, but it wasn't
- 43:56Speaker 1: my show, okay. It was like I was just doing
- 43:58Speaker 1: a guest spot. I have feel like you could still
- 44:00Speaker 1: say shut the fuck up if someone's talking through you,
- 44:02Speaker 1: even if you.
- 44:02Speaker 4: Start roasting girl.
- 44:04Speaker 1: The girls are usually pretty easy to rist, yeah, but
- 44:07Speaker 1: I was like so caught up and trying to remember
- 44:09Speaker 1: this joke.
- 44:10Speaker 4: Actually, guys are easy to risk too. Yeah.
- 44:12Speaker 7: Humans in general, really we're all goofy looking motherfuckers. We
- 44:17Speaker 7: all have some goofy ass shit about us. Yeah, I
- 44:20Speaker 7: feel like, uh, I mean, it's a way different thing,
- 44:22Speaker 7: but I did wrap outles for a long time.
- 44:24Speaker 5: Oh yeah, to wrap out a legend fire two time
- 44:28Speaker 5: world champ.
- 44:29Speaker 1: But I would like really yeah, yeah and so, But
- 44:32Speaker 1: there would be nights where I would like drink beforehand,
- 44:35Speaker 1: and like starting off, I'd be like, oh dude, I'll
- 44:37Speaker 1: get fucked up right before this, it won't matter. But
- 44:39Speaker 1: then there'd be NICs where I would drink beforehand and
- 44:41Speaker 1: like the hangover would cause me to forget the ship
- 44:43Speaker 1: in the moment, and it's like terrifying. It's like the
- 44:46Speaker 1: word wrap out only sounds way scarier with that because
- 44:48Speaker 1: you have like three minutes to say a billion more.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Oh bro.
- 44:54Speaker 1: But you know they do wrap outles without beats. Now
- 44:56Speaker 1: they cut out the be.
- 45:00Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 45:01Speaker 7: It's whacked that they cut out the beat box is whack,
- 45:03Speaker 7: you know what I mean?
- 45:04Speaker 4: That ship? Yeah, like we need to bring back that.
- 45:06Speaker 4: We should.
- 45:07Speaker 6: We should be job creators and bring back the beat boxer. Yo,
- 45:14Speaker 6: put the lips tour?
- 45:17Speaker 4: How long?
- 45:17Speaker 1: How long you've been beatboxing for? Probably since a kid? Damn,
- 45:21Speaker 1: I was in my head and sounds a little shouting.
- 45:26Speaker 4: It was talent. It is.
- 45:30Speaker 1: I feel like there are a decent amount of or
- 45:33Speaker 1: like a lot of guys I know that are beat boxers.
- 45:35Speaker 1: At some of the rap battles, there'll be like beatbox competitions.
- 45:38Speaker 1: They'd have a beatbox battle too. Have you ever seen those?
- 45:40Speaker 1: That's cool, though, it is like, no, no, you're actually
- 45:47Speaker 1: really good at it. I sat in the mirror before
- 45:51Speaker 1: you came here. No, I definitely know brags. But I'm
- 45:54Speaker 1: always like, just like there's like beats. I would be
- 45:57Speaker 1: doing that if I could do it in the beatbox
- 45:59Speaker 1: battles too. Like they the dudes would always like create
- 46:01Speaker 1: their own drops and they'd be like beatboxing.
- 46:03Speaker 4: Then they'd be like that ship's whack like sprinkling drops.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Dude, you're still uh, you're still spitting it all, not
- 46:13Speaker 1: really anymore.
- 46:14Speaker 4: I remember what was the song that was?
- 46:16Speaker 1: It Titties on my snapchat? Yeah, dude, that song.
- 46:20Speaker 5: I was in eighth grade when you put that out,
- 46:22Speaker 5: and I was in class and I was listening to
- 46:24Speaker 5: it and I was like crying.
- 46:26Speaker 4: Last that's hilarious. Thank you dude. Yeah, that was so
- 46:28Speaker 4: fucking It's fun to make music.
- 46:31Speaker 1: It is, But I'm like I'm always like, shit, should
- 46:34Speaker 1: I pursue comedy one hundred percent? Or should I pursue
- 46:37Speaker 1: music one hundred percent. But then I'm like, why can't
- 46:39Speaker 1: I do both? But then I'm like, it's just like
- 46:41Speaker 1: it is whack that you can't do both right, But
- 46:43Speaker 1: I do think you can get Like, I think we're
- 46:45Speaker 1: going towards a world where like people can do both.
- 46:49Speaker 1: I know that girl Nikki or that woman Nikki Glazer
- 46:51Speaker 1: kind of got flamed for like putting out a song
- 46:53Speaker 1: she's like trying to have like a serious music and
- 46:55Speaker 1: ship like that.
- 46:56Speaker 4: Oh, like a real song.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I think she she put out like a Bop Saggot
- 46:59Speaker 1: song or some ship like that, a song about Bob
- 47:01Speaker 1: Sagga dyeing or something. She's a show about that. I
- 47:05Speaker 1: think about her on to Nashville to like become a
- 47:08Speaker 1: real singer or something.
- 47:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:10Speaker 5: Really she's like a pretty successful Oh yeah, isn't she
- 47:13Speaker 5: getting like the Kardashians time slot something like that?
- 47:15Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's insane. That's surprising.
- 47:18Speaker 6: I was like, oh shit, but yeah, I was like,
- 47:20Speaker 6: oh shit too.
- 47:21Speaker 7: But I feel like people, uh, or like you should
- 47:23Speaker 7: be able to do both, Like di didn't Eddie Murphy
- 47:25Speaker 7: come like have like a pretty good.
- 47:26Speaker 6: Song My girl wants to party?
- 47:30Speaker 1: Look at Donald Glover. Yeah, he's a dicky. He's a
- 47:33Speaker 1: little dicky. Yeah, he doesn't do stand up, Bud. You
- 47:37Speaker 1: probably tried it though, probably.
- 47:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:39Speaker 1: I think every human being should try to stand up
- 47:41Speaker 1: at least once. Yeah, there's like things, there's there should
- 47:44Speaker 1: be a checklist, like Earth checklist, like shit you need
- 47:46Speaker 1: to do before you jump out of a plane.
- 47:48Speaker 7: You think everyone stay that. Hell no, you got too
- 47:51Speaker 7: much testosterone. Now I think it's so you think you
- 47:53Speaker 7: need to start coming again.
- 47:54Speaker 4: I feel I think, yeah, I feel like, I mean,
- 47:59Speaker 4: what else is the point of be here?
- 48:00Speaker 3: Though?
- 48:00Speaker 4: Right now I think it's overrated. How scary it is much?
- 48:06Speaker 1: I don't know see it because we do it and
- 48:08Speaker 1: we we enjoy it, Like I love it so like
- 48:10Speaker 1: that I kind of like wrestle with that fear and
- 48:11Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's like ride the dragon.
- 48:14Speaker 4: But I could see it.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I enjoy an introverted person or a shy person
- 48:17Speaker 1: like my mom. She's always like I can never do that, Like, yeah,
- 48:20Speaker 1: I fucking believe it.
- 48:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is definitely scary, and it's probably
- 48:25Speaker 1: based on like in some ways, what your reward systems
- 48:28Speaker 1: have already been set up to, like like give you
- 48:31Speaker 1: a reward for it, like you both probably made videos
- 48:33Speaker 1: online like making people laugh before.
- 48:35Speaker 7: It's like, oh, like this is like a calling. This
- 48:37Speaker 7: is like a way I could like fitting in society,
- 48:39Speaker 7: like making people laugh.
- 48:40Speaker 4: I love her. That's that's really what it is.
- 48:42Speaker 1: It's not about like vanity or like you know, getting
- 48:46Speaker 1: there's like this huge thing in the I mean, do
- 48:49Speaker 1: you ever get like ship from other comedians like you're
- 48:51Speaker 1: an Internet yeah, which I don't get, Like I get
- 48:54Speaker 1: it to an extent, but I'm also like, dude, we're
- 48:56Speaker 1: here to make these fucking people laugh, like we're not
- 48:58Speaker 1: here to be like yeah, there's not this weird like I.
- 49:01Speaker 5: Think people look down on it because a lot of
- 49:03Speaker 5: like the biggest stand up comedians, like the traditional ways,
- 49:06Speaker 5: like they were doing open mics for fucking forty five
- 49:08Speaker 5: years and then finally got a spot a club gig.
- 49:11Speaker 4: It's just different now.
- 49:12Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I didn't have to do that, which
- 49:14Speaker 5: I get like the like it's like kind of cutting corners,
- 49:17Speaker 5: but also it's like it probably wouldn't have done stand
- 49:20Speaker 5: up if I had to do open mics for ten years.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Well here's the thing is like and then those dudes
- 49:24Speaker 1: will be like or dudes or gals, but it's mostly dudes.
- 49:29Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
- 49:30Speaker 1: We were like, man, I should have got on Instagram,
- 49:32Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, dude, it's free, it should have.
- 49:36Speaker 4: You still can't even like you can get on any
- 49:39Speaker 4: of the things.
- 49:39Speaker 5: Still, there's a lot of people too who are like
- 49:41Speaker 5: against like they don't even want to try it, and
- 49:44Speaker 5: it's like, well, you're just being like it's dumb.
- 49:46Speaker 4: Don't do that.
- 49:46Speaker 1: When you think you know everything, you might as well
- 49:50Speaker 1: just like go live in Alaska and just get the
- 49:52Speaker 1: fuck away, because that's like, what what else do you
- 49:55Speaker 1: have to do here? Like, if you don't have an
- 49:57Speaker 1: open mind, you're not willing to learn, yeah, or like
- 50:00Speaker 1: try new things or like adapt.
- 50:02Speaker 4: You're fucked. Yeah you have to try shit, Yeah you
- 50:05Speaker 4: have to.
- 50:06Speaker 1: And if I if I was like a grizzled old
- 50:09Speaker 1: older person in any field and I saw young people
- 50:11Speaker 1: coming in and doing it a different way, I'd be like, fuck,
- 50:13Speaker 1: I need to like adapt, maybe readjust how I'm approaching this. Yeah,
- 50:18Speaker 1: And I think it's such a big like people are
- 50:21Speaker 1: shy away from it so much because the fear of
- 50:24Speaker 1: failures is just like so big for just like a
- 50:26Speaker 1: regular person. Like that's why, like talking in front of
- 50:29Speaker 1: a group of people is a fear, because I think
- 50:32Speaker 1: people are just worried that they're going to fail at
- 50:34Speaker 1: that everybody's going to see them fail.
- 50:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think you stand up with me.
- 50:37Speaker 5: If you start off doing open mics, I think something
- 50:39Speaker 5: to realize is you are one thousand percent going to fail,
- 50:42Speaker 5: as does every other person that goes on stage.
- 50:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:44Speaker 5: No, one laughs at open mics. No, you're just basically
- 50:47Speaker 5: going up there to get comfortable on stage.
- 50:48Speaker 7: Yeah, or just the faster you learn that, Like, failure
- 50:51Speaker 7: is just like a part of like yeah, yeah, it's
- 50:53Speaker 7: like the healthiest thing you can do, fail quickly.
- 50:57Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck bro I off Delta A bombing is kind
- 51:01Speaker 5: of funny too, Like afterwards you're like, well that was
- 51:03Speaker 5: fucking terrible.
- 51:04Speaker 4: Realize you're a human. Yeah yeah, like wow, I'm mortal. Yeah.
- 51:08Speaker 1: D those is that an endless bag. I feel it's
- 51:12Speaker 1: like a magician's bag. And you're just going full deep
- 51:15Speaker 1: in those ships. They're just going on forever their bomb
- 51:18Speaker 1: are they Actually we turned you out on those so fast.
- 51:23Speaker 1: First you're like you know, you didn't know, and now
- 51:26Speaker 1: you're licking the bottom of the bag.
- 51:31Speaker 4: Let's go. Hell yeah, and we could get you another one. Bro. Oh,
- 51:34Speaker 4: you could eat. That's how it is a barstool. Bro,
- 51:36Speaker 4: I gotta get these two done now. Barbecue and shutter blast.
- 51:42Speaker 4: Chatter blast is gonna fuck up your fingers.
- 51:44Speaker 6: I know you're just loading ship in your body.
- 51:48Speaker 4: I can't believe you've eating so much. I'm so hungry, dude,
- 51:50Speaker 4: are you I'm starving.
- 51:51Speaker 6: I went to a show at Brooklyn Mirage some I
- 51:55Speaker 6: can't eat.
- 51:55Speaker 4: How was that? I will have murder him?
- 51:58Speaker 6: It was all right, yeah for you, it was cool.
- 52:01Speaker 7: I don't even think I've noticed that the DJ was
- 52:03Speaker 7: playing the entire time though. No they I was offered.
- 52:08Speaker 7: I was offered copious amounts. I was actually giving out
- 52:11Speaker 7: like like tic TACs, like pretending that they were like
- 52:13Speaker 7: molly like and I got like surrounded by security, so
- 52:19Speaker 7: I was like trying to do it or like they
- 52:21Speaker 7: were altoys. I was like trying to do it on
- 52:22Speaker 7: the low, and they fucking like kept on like finding
- 52:26Speaker 7: us at different places, like following us and like watching,
- 52:29Speaker 7: didn't say anything. They just like got really close and
- 52:31Speaker 7: I was just like.
- 52:35Speaker 6: Tuk away from it.
- 52:37Speaker 4: It was a.
- 52:37Speaker 1: It was a good ass time though a little hungover
- 52:40Speaker 1: today though, But that happens, dude, that happens to the
- 52:42Speaker 1: best of us. Yeah, dude, or actually not yours anymore, bro,
- 52:46Speaker 1: not anymore.
- 52:47Speaker 4: You don't miss it.
- 52:47Speaker 1: You don't miss like feeling terrible the next day and
- 52:50Speaker 1: just like sweating from refice.
- 52:52Speaker 4: Because I would just start drinking again to just cover
- 52:55Speaker 4: that up, like.
- 52:56Speaker 6: They would, you just jump back in and ride it again.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what have you been getting into in Pittsburgh?
- 53:03Speaker 1: So all my families back there, I pretty much just
- 53:06Speaker 1: hang out with them.
- 53:07Speaker 4: That's sweet. It was kind of easy.
- 53:09Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about You got a big family. Yeah,
- 53:11Speaker 1: that's fucking sweet. One of probably seventeen cousins. Holy shit,
- 53:16Speaker 1: we have a lot of cousins.
- 53:17Speaker 4: What the fuck? A lot of dudes.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a healthy it's a pretty healthy max you
- 53:21Speaker 1: guys wrestling shit, we beat each other up. Yeah, we might,
- 53:25Speaker 1: you know, throw an elbow here and there. Yeah, like
- 53:27Speaker 1: dick punches and shit like that, ball taps, nouggies.
- 53:31Speaker 4: That's sweet, dude. But we just we.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Kind of like very active, like out in the woods
- 53:36Speaker 1: looking for shit, fucking shooting guns, making fires, getting into trouble,
- 53:41Speaker 1: really fucking each other.
- 53:43Speaker 6: Yes, dude, stuff like that.
- 53:44Speaker 1: That's a little bit more South, that's a little more
- 53:46Speaker 1: West Virginia. But I'm sure people in Pittsburgh suck their cousins.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Like nobody Bootsburgh sucking their cousins. Yeah, how many U?
- 53:54Speaker 7: So you're your either mom or dad's family must have
- 53:57Speaker 7: been big as fuck.
- 53:57Speaker 4: Yeah. My mom is one of six and my dad
- 54:00Speaker 4: it's one of four. Holy ship, So got a lot
- 54:02Speaker 4: of couzies.
- 54:03Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta gotta roll with the couzies.
- 54:05Speaker 7: I feel as I get older, all I'm trying to
- 54:07Speaker 7: do is spend time with like my family.
- 54:09Speaker 5: Ye, hanging out with your cousins is awesome. So if
- 54:11Speaker 5: you're close with your cousins, that's like the That's why,
- 54:13Speaker 5: like Thanksgiving is like my favorite holiday because I love
- 54:15Speaker 5: just like hanging out with my cousins.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, And it's nice to know that. It's like
- 54:20Speaker 1: they're your friends, but it's like you're related by blood,
- 54:22Speaker 1: so they can't leave you.
- 54:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:24Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, they're not like your la friends who are
- 54:27Speaker 7: just gonna ditch you for a bunch of girls.
- 54:29Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Going to town.
- 54:33Speaker 1: Your cousins are never going to go to town now,
- 54:35Speaker 1: your cousins are never going to Boa now gonna oh
- 54:39Speaker 1: my god, they're not gonna catch Yeah, they're not gonna
- 54:42Speaker 1: hit up.
- 54:42Speaker 6: Catch dude, you gonna hit catch? Well, you're in New York.
- 54:45Speaker 4: Oh ship they have one here?
- 54:47Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 54:47Speaker 4: Yeah catch Yeah. I'd have to wait.
- 54:50Speaker 7: I'm going on a on a Sunday, actually on a
- 54:53Speaker 7: date taking my wife.
- 54:54Speaker 4: It's her birthday. Nice.
- 54:56Speaker 6: Yeah, married, yes, it's all super married. How are you
- 54:59Speaker 6: thirty four?
- 55:00Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, I'm old? Wow? I thought you were like
- 55:02Speaker 4: twenty five. Really yeah, yeah, dude, I'm oldest.
- 55:05Speaker 5: You didn't tell me how old he was until we
- 55:06Speaker 5: were like two months into the podcast.
- 55:07Speaker 4: Oh wow. I contemplated leaving it the thing. What it
- 55:11Speaker 4: looks great?
- 55:12Speaker 1: It's because I've been jerking off and drinking so much, dude,
- 55:15Speaker 1: I'm telling.
- 55:15Speaker 4: You it's my secret. Are you Irish?
- 55:17Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 55:18Speaker 4: Okay or a little.
- 55:19Speaker 7: But I feel like Irish people aged terribly like Irish
- 55:22Speaker 7: person like ages like milk. Irish people have some Irish, Italian,
- 55:26Speaker 7: Slovak and Belgian in me. Okay, So I think it's
- 55:29Speaker 7: a mutt, you know how like uh, mutt dogs live
- 55:31Speaker 7: longer Irish, Italian, Slovak and Belgian.
- 55:35Speaker 4: Not slow, definitely Irish Italian, like German English.
- 55:39Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking I feel like that's healthy.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Gene variants.
- 55:42Speaker 7: Yeah, the recessive gens uh or like the dominant geans takeover.
- 55:48Speaker 4: Yep. But do you know what do you know about
- 55:49Speaker 4: that ship? Dude?
- 55:50Speaker 1: What do you know about gene variants? Small shafts, disorder? Yeah, disorder,
- 55:55Speaker 1: I suffered. Yeah, you have a micro penis. Micro is
- 56:00Speaker 1: a little it's a little generous.
- 56:04Speaker 4: Yeah, what is microup? Isn't micro penis to less than
- 56:06Speaker 4: two inches? I'm not sure? Hard? Two inches?
- 56:10Speaker 1: Hard? Wha?
- 56:10Speaker 4: Yeah, damn bro.
- 56:13Speaker 7: There's probably people out here out listening right now that
- 56:15Speaker 7: are MicroED up though, and like trap, I love you, like,
- 56:19Speaker 7: don't even worry about the battle, don't even worry about
- 56:21Speaker 7: that tough, but they probably like compensate and they're probably
- 56:24Speaker 7: like so great in other parts of their life.
- 56:26Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like massive assholes giving Yeah, like how
- 56:29Speaker 1: totally take it. They suck, But like how Daredevil he
- 56:35Speaker 1: was like sweet at other ship because he couldn't see. True,
- 56:38Speaker 1: the dudes with micro penises probably are like real like
- 56:41Speaker 1: rich or, they're probably get it taking dick up their eyes.
- 56:46Speaker 1: They take dick up their ass real good.
- 56:49Speaker 4: That's what they're good at.
- 56:52Speaker 1: What you started snacking snacks in your system, and then
- 56:56Speaker 1: we could talk about sucking up each other's asses.
- 56:59Speaker 7: We do have some bri podcasting here, though. We have
- 57:01Speaker 7: people for you to chill with when you when you
- 57:03Speaker 7: come to on your sober tip.
- 57:04Speaker 4: That'd be dope.
- 57:05Speaker 7: Yeah, our boy Jerry, friend of Jerry Sobs, Yeah, he's
- 57:08Speaker 7: fully sobs.
- 57:09Speaker 4: He was on crack though it was crack hack cracking hair.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I'm not that I don't. I still smoke cush crack.
- 57:18Speaker 1: I still smoke crack full crack.
- 57:20Speaker 4: But yeah, I just can't drink anymore.
- 57:22Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, it is tough.
- 57:23Speaker 1: I wonder what those people who who like went all
- 57:26Speaker 1: the way to the brink and now they're sober. I
- 57:29Speaker 1: wonder what they think of people who like just don't
- 57:31Speaker 1: drink or like people who gave up alcohol never like
- 57:34Speaker 1: really hit rock behind it one. Yeah, it's pretty bad bile,
- 57:38Speaker 1: like I mean obviously like not like crack, like crack
- 57:41Speaker 1: is obviously worse than alcohol. But I think cracks like
- 57:44Speaker 1: live longer than alcoholics, Like I think crack like kind
- 57:46Speaker 1: of embalms you and like opens up part of your brains.
- 57:49Speaker 6: I think alcohol just closes your brain down for this.
- 57:51Speaker 4: Alcohol can really fuck you up. Yeah, waking up like
- 57:55Speaker 4: super hungover. Mm hmmm is it terrible shaking? Oh yeah,
- 57:59Speaker 4: the anxiety after.
- 58:00Speaker 1: Anxiety, anxiety, yes, the Hanksies, the hanks that it's terrible.
- 58:06Speaker 6: Dude, it's the worst.
- 58:09Speaker 4: I will yeah, should be wrapping up. Yeah, we're done.
- 58:11Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug? Plug your freaking dates. I
- 58:13Speaker 1: want to plug my shows tonight. All right, this is
- 58:16Speaker 1: not going to be in time. Okay, I want to shug.
- 58:19Speaker 1: I want to plug my shows just in general. It's
- 58:21Speaker 1: Nicoletti dot com. You can see all the tour dates there.
- 58:23Speaker 1: I also want to plug my podcast with Nate called
- 58:26Speaker 1: Friendship is Kind on YouTube and SoundCloud. You can just
- 58:30Speaker 1: look up Friendship is Kind and fine the latest episode.
- 58:33Speaker 1: So those are my two plugs fu yeah, hell yeah,
- 58:36Speaker 1: thanks for coming on. Thank you, I appreciate it, Thank
- 58:38Speaker 1: you for sure.
- 58:39Speaker 4: Peace