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ROR 169: A Crazy Prison Story · Red Onion Randy - Life in a Supermax Prison

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is a prebate call from and if the
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Speaker 1: present Department of Correction read an in state prison to
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Speaker 1: accept this call crass zero.
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Speaker 2: This is Randall bob Aka read on you, Randy. I'm
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Speaker 2: currently serving one thousand, two hundred and fourteen years for
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Speaker 2: capital murder and arm robbery now and finally at a
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Speaker 2: level three fucking Air Correctional Center sowa's throw from where
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Speaker 2: I grew up. If you have any questions or comments
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Speaker 2: a voicemail line. That number is one eight eight eight
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Speaker 2: five Zuit four one nine three suit. You can also
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Speaker 2: Randy dot com. I hope you do. Let's get started
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Speaker 2: with the podcast. It's been a while. It's been a
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Speaker 2: while since I've done just an episode on Just Straight
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Speaker 2: Pure ear Candy. Yes, wild prison stories, you know, because
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Speaker 2: that's not what I'm about. I could. I guess I
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Speaker 2: have enough. You know, a lot of crazy happens in prison.
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Speaker 2: I'm literally getting ready to tell you a story about
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Speaker 2: one of them, you know, And I've actually had some
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Speaker 2: people right in and you know, kind of complaining. I
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Speaker 2: don't do stories like that all the time. That's not
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Speaker 2: what I'm about, trying to build something, trying to help
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Speaker 2: people and in the process help myself. But every now
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Speaker 2: and then you just need a good wild prison story.
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Speaker 2: So you're about to At one yea now four four
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Speaker 2: or five weeks ago, it was on the reck yard.
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Speaker 2: It was me, Jersey Q, UH and a guy named Mike.
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Speaker 2: We was all talking and everything. Jersey was on the
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Speaker 2: other side of the defenses, uh, you know, separating the
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Speaker 2: A and B reck yard from the C and D
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Speaker 2: reck yard. Uh. Me, Q and Mike were on our
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Speaker 2: side of the yard, Jersey was on his. And we
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Speaker 2: were just playing around, laughing, joke and goofing off whatnot.
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Speaker 2: And then Jersey had to go play softball and Q
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Speaker 2: had to go help. Uh the guys on on my
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Speaker 2: side of the fence go actually help repair of the
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Speaker 2: softball field. So ME and Mike we had just met
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Speaker 2: and we was walking to the yard. We talked of politics, religion, prison,
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Speaker 2: where we've been, blah blah blah, a little typical stuff.
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Speaker 2: Because I just met the cat and somehow he started
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Speaker 2: talking about Q and he started telling me the story,
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Speaker 2: and it was a pretty wild story. However, he did
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Speaker 2: get details wrong because this morning I actually went to
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Speaker 2: Q because we've been trying to meet up, but just
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Speaker 2: this last week or Q has been hectic for me
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Speaker 2: and I haven't been able to get outside like I
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Speaker 2: normally do. But I talked to him and I kind of,
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Speaker 2: you know, said what Mike told, you know, told me,
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Speaker 2: and he was like, nah, he said, like that that
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Speaker 2: didn't happen at all. And basically what Mike had told
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Speaker 2: me was that Q used to be Muslim, which Q
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Speaker 2: used to actually be Muslim, and he used to be
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Speaker 2: anenforcer for the Muslims. And when he left, he said
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Speaker 2: a lot of the Muslim brothers had gotten upset with
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Speaker 2: him in Sussex two and they sent three other Muslims
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Speaker 2: to Uh to beat Q's ass or intimidate him into staying,
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Speaker 2: you know, for the Muslims, to working for the Muslims,
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Speaker 2: who so on and so forth. And as Mike said that,
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Speaker 2: you know, when they pulled up on him in the
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Speaker 2: back of the chym, Q beat the hell out of
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Speaker 2: all three of them, left them out cold, and then
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Speaker 2: he went on back to his building and whatnot. And
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Speaker 2: he like an hour or two later, they locked down
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Speaker 2: for count and they was going around counting, and you know,
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Speaker 2: three people kept coming up missing, and you know they're
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Speaker 2: searching around thinking that they escaped. They don't know what's
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Speaker 2: going on, and they, you know, somebody finally found him
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Speaker 2: like stuffed up behind the bleachers like six hours later
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Speaker 2: or something. That's you know the story that uh, that
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Speaker 2: was originally told. And I was you know, I told
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Speaker 2: you about it this morning and he just laughed at
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Speaker 2: he was like, no, that's that's not what happened at all.
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Speaker 2: And he was like, look, I was actually at Sussex one.
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Speaker 2: I was in three D and I was in the
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Speaker 2: cell with the blood. Q was on the bottom bunk.
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Speaker 2: The blood was on the top bunk. And Q had
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Speaker 2: some money back then and he had quite a bit
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Speaker 2: of commissary and whatnot. And anybody who's ever been to
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Speaker 2: Sussex One, like, the food was always pretty good there
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Speaker 2: as far as it tastes fine. It's just they shake
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Speaker 2: the spoon like a mubble down there. So you got
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Speaker 2: to have commissary if you have the money forward. Otherwise
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Speaker 2: you just go hunger and you hustle, you do whatever
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Speaker 2: so you had a group of bloods, well they used
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Speaker 2: to be bloods. They had actually gotten sanctioned and kicked
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Speaker 2: out of the Bloods, which is like almost unheard of
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Speaker 2: because in Virginia, doc like the blood Us love numbers.
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Speaker 2: They want as many numbers as possible. So these guys
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Speaker 2: had gotten sanctioned for whatever reason. Nobody seems to know
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Speaker 2: except themselves and a few of the higher ranking Bloods
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Speaker 2: at the time. But they basically told him, look, go
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Speaker 2: rob Q, roll up in his cell, take it, bring
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Speaker 2: it back, all this forgiving. You're one of us again.
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Speaker 2: So they're like, all right, So they was posted up outside,
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Speaker 2: you're coming up the stairway and everything. So when Q
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Speaker 2: comes up, Q season Q's old hit. Q's in his
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Speaker 2: fifties now, and he's been down for a little while.
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Speaker 2: He knows what time. And now, this is the thing
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Speaker 2: about Keith. Q's about he's about a half inch taller
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Speaker 2: than me, so he's at least five foot ten. He's
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Speaker 2: got about one hundred and seventy five pounds on me too.
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Speaker 2: Boy like he's he's he's got a nice big old
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Speaker 2: belly on him. A guy's his real name is Matthew
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Speaker 2: Dowdy and he actually gave me permission to use his
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Speaker 2: real name and his person nicknamed Q, and so on
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Speaker 2: and so forth, and uh, he's a funny man. That's
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Speaker 2: a funny moment right there. But either way, So he's
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Speaker 2: coming up the steps and he wasn't quite as fat
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Speaker 2: back then because he did he's he got a hernia
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Speaker 2: like two years ago, and uh, he still hasn't been seen,
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Speaker 2: he hasn't been treated for given surgery or nothing like it.
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Speaker 2: Actually his hernia is about the size of my fisticking
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Speaker 2: out of his stomach. But they keep telling them they
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Speaker 2: they can't treat him or you know, they can't fix it,
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Speaker 2: send him out whatever. So he's coming up the steps
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Speaker 2: and he sees him, you know, and they're kind of
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Speaker 2: looking at him and they're great and it what not.
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Speaker 2: So he immediately knows, like I got problems with these dudes.
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Speaker 2: He just kind of shrugs. It all is what it is.
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Speaker 2: So he goes into his self and if Sally, who
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Speaker 2: happens to be an actually you know blood. Uh, he
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Speaker 2: actually tells Q. He said, look, bro, he said, man,
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Speaker 2: you're about to get robbed. And Q's like already know,
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Speaker 2: and he's like, what do you mean you already know?
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Speaker 2: He's like I saw him standing out filling the stairwell.
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Speaker 2: He said, oh. He said, well, look bro, you know
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Speaker 2: I can't get involved in it. He's like, I don't
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Speaker 2: need your help. He's gone, paw, rec man, do what
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Speaker 2: you're gonna do. The blood was like, well, bro, my
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Speaker 2: knife is under the pillow. He said, I don't need it.
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Speaker 2: He said, they got to come through that door of
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Speaker 2: single file. He said, that's all the help I need.
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Speaker 2: So the dude is sitting there looking at him like
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Speaker 2: like five guys are about to run up in the
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Speaker 2: cell with knives, and you're he's just nonchalant about it.
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Speaker 2: And look, I've known this cat for almost two years
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Speaker 2: now because me and him we did Time and Keen
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Speaker 2: Mountain together. We was in the party Keen Mountain. You know,
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Speaker 2: we're here now. And even though we're no longer in
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Speaker 2: the pod down here, you know, I still see him,
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Speaker 2: you know, on on a pretty regular basis, except for
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Speaker 2: like the last two weeks, like I said, have been
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Speaker 2: extremely busy. But so the dude, you know, the blood
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Speaker 2: he leaves and he goes over and him and his
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Speaker 2: homeboy they stand in front of the showers, like one
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Speaker 2: of them's taking the shower where the other one is
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Speaker 2: gardening them with us back to the door and make
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Speaker 2: sure nobody runs in on his homeboy. And uh, you
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Speaker 2: know they're sitting there watching. So the other five guys
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Speaker 2: that are trying to get back into you know, the
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Speaker 2: good graces, they come rolling up and that first one
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Speaker 2: comes through the cell and the dudes like, yo, I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna need them bags, and Q's like, bro, I'm not
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Speaker 2: giving you my bags. So the Jews like, well, I'm
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Speaker 2: taking the bags, and Q's like, well, they're right there.
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Speaker 2: So this dumb ass walks into into the cell, like
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Speaker 2: fully into the cell. The other four stay outside. You know,
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Speaker 2: they hear everything, and I guess they thinking, you know,
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Speaker 2: Q tried this little bluff, I ain't coming off the bags.
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Speaker 2: And then when dude like, well, I'm taking it, you know,
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Speaker 2: he pumped down this stupid MoMA goes actually bends over
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Speaker 2: and grabs the bags and stands up and turns around.
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Speaker 2: Hugh punches him in the back of the neck, short
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Speaker 2: circuits his brain knocks his cat slammed him out. He's
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Speaker 2: a big foot. This is the thing about Q, Like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: he's fat he is, He's still built like a dump truckle,
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Speaker 2: you know. I mean, he's still got a lot of power.
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Speaker 2: And then what a lot of people don't know about
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Speaker 2: Q that I do know, for he is fast. For
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Speaker 2: a god that big, He's still faster than me. And
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Speaker 2: I don't exactly have slow hands. Even when I was
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Speaker 2: in my prime and I was at my absolute best,
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Speaker 2: my hands were still noticeably slower than Q's today, at
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Speaker 2: like fifty some years old. Like that boy is as
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Speaker 2: fastest he can be. He might not have a lot
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Speaker 2: of gas in the tank, but boy, he can hit
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Speaker 2: zero to sixty at one point eight. So this dude
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Speaker 2: just like everything, his entire motor control shuts down and
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Speaker 2: he falls just like a damn tree, and he slams
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Speaker 2: face first into the steel toilet and that kind of
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Speaker 2: messes his face up. So the other dude was like, oh,
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Speaker 2: so he comes running in, but you know the way
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Speaker 2: the first dude hits the toilet and falls, He falls
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Speaker 2: right in front of the other guy. So the dude
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Speaker 2: trips and he's got a knife in his hand, and
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Speaker 2: dad enrages q Q. He was actually stabbed when he
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Speaker 2: was fourteen years old at a bus stop with his
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Speaker 2: baby's sister. It was four Asian guys back when you know,
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Speaker 2: he was younger, and they one of them was hollering
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Speaker 2: at his sister trying to get some ass or wasn't
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Speaker 2: that Like his sister's young, like young young, and Q
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Speaker 2: took off. They got to fight, and he wound up
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Speaker 2: getting stabbed, but he got his sister away and they
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Speaker 2: made it back to their apartment. And when they got back,
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Speaker 2: like he just went face first and blood loss because
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Speaker 2: he had gotten stabbed with a buck knife. And he's like, man,
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Speaker 2: it burns like a mama, And I'm like, oh reading, no, bro,
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Speaker 2: he's preaching to the choir on that one. So Q
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Speaker 2: steps back, and I mean, like he just all from
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Speaker 2: this point forward all he sees is reread. He kicks
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Speaker 2: the guy as he's falling down, and I mean that
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Speaker 2: kind of glifts him up and folds him backwards. Q
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Speaker 2: stomps on his leg and he actually puts all of
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Speaker 2: his weight right above the guy's knee and he reaches
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Speaker 2: down and he said he didn't even remember doing this.
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Speaker 2: You know, he actually found this out like sixty four
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Speaker 2: days after he got out of the whole because one
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Speaker 2: of the other dudes in the pod who actually saw
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Speaker 2: is like he reached down, pinned this dude's leg. He
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Speaker 2: grabbed him by his ankle and like wrenched it up
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Speaker 2: and then just twisted it around, popping everything in this
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Speaker 2: cat's knee. And this dude like he will never ever
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Speaker 2: walk the same again unless God, you know, provides a
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Speaker 2: miracle and he'll kills that boy's knee. So but Q
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Speaker 2: jumps on top of him and just pins him down
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Speaker 2: with his knees, and like Q's three hundred pounds and like, okay,
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Speaker 2: he might have been Q sixty five to seventy at
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Speaker 2: that time, and he's pinning him down and he's grabbed
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Speaker 2: him by the throat and he's just open hands slapping
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Speaker 2: this dude like blood Like the guy, like Q said,
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Speaker 2: he's actually got he's so mad, he's so enraged that
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Speaker 2: Q is actually crying, you know, like you've got tears running. Mother,
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Speaker 2: We scuttered, you're bringing a knife in must mother. Like
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Speaker 2: he's just cussing and just slapping this dude and slapping
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Speaker 2: this dude, and the other three want to be bloods,
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Speaker 2: like they see this man like Q just took out
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Speaker 2: two of their dudes, Like Dad so they've been hall
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Speaker 2: glass and running and the CEO's heard what was going on,
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Speaker 2: and they run over and looked like, man, doubt he
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Speaker 2: get off of them. Q. He's gone, he's not listening.
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Speaker 2: So they call it in Captain Johnson, a whole bunch
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Speaker 2: of others, you know, the Saargists and the lieutenants and whatnot.
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Speaker 2: They're running over there, but they've got to knize that
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Speaker 2: they don't send the dogs in because like when I
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Speaker 2: think Q snap, like Q SMA and Q does have
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Speaker 2: a reputation like he's he's he's been through the wars before,
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Speaker 2: so they're they're just they keep spraying his cat in
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Speaker 2: the face and just spraying and his braying him like
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Speaker 2: six seven times, and it doesn't even affect you, Like
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Speaker 2: he's just he's so far gone because of that knife,
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Speaker 2: because of that incident when he was fourteen years old,
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Speaker 2: when the Asian dude stabbed him in the side and
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Speaker 2: he actually lifted his shirt up. He showed me the
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Speaker 2: scar from it too, so it's legit. And so there's
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Speaker 2: this other dude that knows Q and like is known
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Speaker 2: Q for thirty some years and he's like, yo, man,
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Speaker 2: let me out to sell me like I can get
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Speaker 2: him to stop, and Q's just slapping the shit. He
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Speaker 2: just keeps slapping. This dude is unconscious. He's lost all coherence.
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Speaker 2: And I mean, Hugh just not stopping. He he's lost it.
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Speaker 2: So y'all just like, man, shut up, you ain't coming down.
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Speaker 2: He's like, man, popped the door, Let me out, Like
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Speaker 2: I can get him to stop, because y'all can't. Like,
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Speaker 2: y'all will have to kill him to get him to stop.
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Speaker 2: So after like five minutes give or take, Captain, y'all
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Speaker 2: know we gotta do something. So they run down. He
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Speaker 2: pop old boy's door. I can't remember what his name was,
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Speaker 2: even though he literally told me this morning. Think he
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Speaker 2: said Bounce, Bounced, that was the cat's name. His name
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Speaker 2: was Bounce. And uh so Bouf comes down here and
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Speaker 2: he's like, hey, Q Que Matthew Dowty the stop dash, Bro,
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Speaker 2: you're gonna kill him mass topic Q doesn't hear him,
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Speaker 2: doesn't register nothing. So Bus looks back at Captain Yaws
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Speaker 2: is like, bro, I'm going in man. He said, Man,
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Speaker 2: you better know you go in there. I'm walking your
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Speaker 2: ass up with him. He said, man, you gotta do
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Speaker 2: what you gotta do. He said, man, when I got
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Speaker 2: to stop him from my boy catches a murder. So
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Speaker 2: Bouce goes in and he grabs Q by the shirt
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Speaker 2: and he kind of yanks him walking, hauls back and
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Speaker 2: just slaps though out of cute and Q kind of
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Speaker 2: shakes and he's like and he looks up and he
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Speaker 2: sees his homeboy and it's like bounces like, Q, it's me.
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Speaker 1: He was like, what what happens?
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Speaker 2: You have one minute? Your meaning? He like, dude, you're
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Speaker 2: about to kill this guy. He's like, man, he shouldn't
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Speaker 2: have tried to rob me with a knife, and and
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Speaker 2: he's like he's all ship. He starts grabbing at his
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Speaker 2: eyes because now finally the mate actually kicks in once
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Speaker 2: he's aware that he's been spraying. He's like, ah, he's
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Speaker 2: crying and he's clawing at his locking eyes and everything,
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Speaker 2: and you know, Q gets something, goes out and lets
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Speaker 2: him tough him and put him in the shower and
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Speaker 2: you know, to help rinse the mace out of his eyes.
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Speaker 2: And they're like, I wish that I could actually get
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Speaker 2: Q on this on on the line and actually tell
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Speaker 2: the story. He tells it so much better than me
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Speaker 2: because he still has the emotion when he tells that story.
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Speaker 2: It is freaking cool because like you can hear the
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Speaker 2: anger and the humiliation and the and just you know,
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Speaker 2: him laughing at himself because he lost it like that.
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Speaker 2: But that's little ear candy, and uh, I hope you
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Speaker 2: enjoy it, because it's probably be a while before you
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