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Veritas | Son of a Boy Dad #384 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Here we go, What happened to my You gotta water?
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  Speaker 4: We gotta water?
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  Speaker 5: Frank all right, ready, yeah, already, welcome back to the
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  Speaker 5: Son of a Boyd podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 6: It is March sixteenth, it is eleven fifty pm Am.
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  Speaker 6: It's eleven fifty am.
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  Speaker 4: You could have told me it's three in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it, I don't know what planet I'm on now.
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  Speaker 6: Francis hasn't slept, you haven't.
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  Speaker 4: I took I got off a red eye.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Remember when remember when we shot that steak off
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  Speaker 4: and Harriet gotten off a red eye and then didn't
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  Speaker 4: make the eleven am And then for months and months
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  Speaker 4: would say, well, I took a red eye.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And now you have that, you've check made it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I've shown that it's doable. I thought he was
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  Speaker 6: when we were doing the Bracketbusters thing. I beat him
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  Speaker 6: here and you were like you were arriving like as
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  Speaker 6: it was starting, and I was really hoping that you
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  Speaker 6: weren't going to make it. I had a feeling wow,
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  Speaker 6: because then I could just give him ship okay, not
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  Speaker 6: sleep until like three p m.
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  Speaker 4: Today. No, I'm a pro. This is what it means
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  Speaker 4: to be a profe.
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  Speaker 1: The profuse apologies you would come with if you ever
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  Speaker 1: slept till three pm by now if.
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  Speaker 6: I want to hear it, I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 6: it right now.
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  Speaker 4: If I'd slept through the Bracketbusters, I just I don't
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  Speaker 4: think I would have come in ever again. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't like I think I would have just said, guys,
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  Speaker 4: you know what happens now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, be well Japanese style, Japanese style.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going into the woods. Yeah, exactly, that Japanese style
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  Speaker 4: with a jump robe.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: I was thinking you were just gonna get fired. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't think you're gonna kill your.
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  Speaker 4: I would I'd rather fire myself.
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  Speaker 1: I see, I got it.
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  Speaker 6: Feels a little dramatic.
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  Speaker 4: I fire me before you fire me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get that. I get it.
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  Speaker 4: That's honor, it.
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  Speaker 6: Is, that is honor. Every man's got to follow a code.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys want to do Present Monday?
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  Speaker 6: Of course?
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  Speaker 4: Should we do Present Monday?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I just brought those three so christ half.
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  Speaker 4: That top one's all me. We got Present Monday every
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  Speaker 4: Monday from me.
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  Speaker 1: That one was rattling around like it was some loose
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  Speaker 1: nuts and bolts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody knows what we do on present.
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  Speaker 6: This one's a little abstract.
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  Speaker 4: We open it up on present Monday. Okay, what on.
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  Speaker 1: Earth are those replaceable drill bits here?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, like that might not have been for us.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I do need that.
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  Speaker 4: This is for an electric drill?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? What is Philip said?
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  Speaker 4: I have flat like TGAs or something. I don't really
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  Speaker 4: know why that was sent to me.
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  Speaker 1: These are like medical parts? Are these shell casings? What
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  Speaker 1: is this?
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  Speaker 4: Those are for a drill? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have this kind.
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  Speaker 4: I don't either, So you can take one and I'll take.
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  Speaker 6: I actually do so, I'll take them both.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have this, gune. What kind of drill is it?
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  Speaker 1: Smart guy?
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  Speaker 4: Well, a drill.
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  Speaker 6: They fit a multiple different things.
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  Speaker 4: The things on drill is one size fits you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys have no idea how drill works with soft hands
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  Speaker 6: counting money all your life?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is big, This is big. This is a
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  Speaker 4: menstrual cup?
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  Speaker 1: Does that collect period blood?
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  Speaker 4: What is going on? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Two things?
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  Speaker 4: Would? What is that?
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  Speaker 6: Let me see.
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  Speaker 1: Good hands?
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  Speaker 6: As I think this is like an old fashioned tampon.
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  Speaker 1: It is not.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: Put that in. It goes all the way ahead of
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  Speaker 4: like yeah, and then none of the blood.
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  Speaker 6: Comes out, No, because then it comes out in the cup.
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  Speaker 4: But if it comes into the if it just stays in,
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  Speaker 4: then you you might get toxic soccer.
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  Speaker 6: There's actually two in you here, believe toxic.
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  Speaker 4: Shock there like nesting dolls from Russia.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like if you have a big pussy, you
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  Speaker 6: would use this one, I assume.
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  Speaker 1: But you can mold those into dradles. You just leave those, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in the freezer.
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  Speaker 6: This one's a little crooked.
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  Speaker 4: So it's so these correspond to the drill bets because
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  Speaker 4: one is for a big drill, small drill, big pussy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, little this is Yeah, this is an old
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  Speaker 6: school tampon. You would see these typically in the you know.
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  Speaker 1: Those are cupcake molds for the placenta.
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  Speaker 4: No, because see this is the see the little hatch
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  Speaker 4: at the end. I don't know who I gave my
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who I gave the office address to.
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  Speaker 4: Who then used that to send you that?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you think they ordered that to the wrong address?
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna have more luck. Open this one. This one's
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  Speaker 4: present Monday for Harry. That's Harry's present.
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  Speaker 6: But what about the menstrul cups.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get to the bottom of the menstrual cups.
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  Speaker 1: Is there more in there or is just that huge box.
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  Speaker 1: Just had those two things for a huge box.
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  Speaker 4: That was the menstrual cups. Came with this other box.
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  Speaker 1: Pre owned.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta see.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a cast iron skillet.
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  Speaker 4: It's like burrs on a coffee grinder.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that going?
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  Speaker 4: By the way, it's as good as it's ever been,
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  Speaker 4: my friend. Really get the hang of it. You're due
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  Speaker 4: for another visit. I deserve a redemption, really yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: can really make.
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  Speaker 1: Sure we do it off camera you want? Do you
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  Speaker 1: want full redemption?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm ever doing anything on camera with you.
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  Speaker 1: Again.
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  Speaker 6: I wish I had my blade on me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want these drill bits?
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  Speaker 6: Here we go?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, Harry, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: I have keys, but I'm push to start over.
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  Speaker 4: Use your teeth.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think these are just the straight up tampons.
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  Speaker 6: Swear to god. I think someone just sent us a
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  Speaker 6: bunch of tampons. Yeah, these are tampons talking about I
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  Speaker 6: have dead serious.
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  Speaker 4: Well done.
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  Speaker 1: You're wondering what's in the box.
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  Speaker 4: That is pretty funny. It's funny. That's funny. It's also
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  Speaker 4: so much work to carry a bit through.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what we said that they're like you guys
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  Speaker 1: are pussies, So.
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  Speaker 6: Just send us a ship ton of tampons.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell?
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  Speaker 6: So that actually those are actual reusable tast cuffs?
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  Speaker 1: Ew?
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  Speaker 6: Gross? Why I hate the human body?
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  Speaker 4: All right, as long as you're consistent, gag gifts out
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  Speaker 4: of the way. All right, let's get fucking serious. All right?
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  Speaker 6: This is this is a big opened one before.
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  Speaker 1: It pops up like you throwing the bathtub.
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  Speaker 4: I also think that there's a you're gonna love this, Harry,
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  Speaker 4: there's a piece.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you trying to open it?
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  Speaker 4: Table settings on Christmas was confetti backing the toy inside.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's what they're doing with this ship.
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  Speaker 6: All right, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. They missile.
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  Speaker 4: It feels disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't realize there's that worked extend.
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  Speaker 4: There is a thing within there though, this plastic piece
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  Speaker 4: I believe that you Francis, you can use for snorting cocaine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it would just be this. I don't know, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: hear throw it to me. There's something I remember people
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  Speaker 4: used to say that this was the best thing. It's
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  Speaker 4: this thing. This thing is the best tutski mobile. Really, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's better than a rolled up twenty. It's more, you
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  Speaker 4: don't know where that's been. And when I used small denominations,
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  Speaker 4: I would get ingrown hairs in my nose constantly. And
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  Speaker 4: then I finally switched to Tampax pearls tax pearl. Next thing,
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  Speaker 4: you know, clean lines left and right.
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  Speaker 1: The other the other way, taking apart one of like
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  Speaker 1: a G seven Penn.
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  Speaker 6: Oh like that, sir, classic bic.
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  Speaker 1: No, you could have do it with the bic.
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  Speaker 4: You're good. Tell me you've never done coke without telling
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  Speaker 4: me you've never done I've done coke. See, you've never
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  Speaker 4: done coke.
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  Speaker 6: And I really I don't think I would like it.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure I would, but like I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I just don't want to go down.
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  Speaker 4: That rabbit hole. I don't believe I don't need to
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  Speaker 4: like anything else.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're all maxed out, not till you're thirty,
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  Speaker 1: not till you've got a midlife crisis.
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  Speaker 4: This is big. This is a big moment here, all right.
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  Speaker 4: This is courtesy of coach Burne. We were talking about, uh,
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  Speaker 4: the undefeated Harvard lacrosse team six and now they beat
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  Speaker 4: Penn this weekend twelve nine easy shout out to shout
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  Speaker 4: out to Harvard lacrosse number four in the country. Truly,
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  Speaker 4: truly unbelievable season that they're putting together. This is fucking sick.
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  Speaker 4: This is a lightweight sort of I mean, Harry, come on,
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  Speaker 4: I actually think you just just I think that might
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  Speaker 4: be a little big for me.
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  Speaker 1: Humor me, no slide that On't you leave? Come back
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  Speaker 1: and put it?
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  Speaker 4: You could? You could put this on over your your hoodie, right.
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  Speaker 4: This is an adult large so I think.
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  Speaker 6: That Do you think this will speed up my process
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  Speaker 6: at the post office?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I certainly do.
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  Speaker 6: I think it actually could if I walk in there
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  Speaker 6: with this, Harry, do you like, sir, right to the
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  Speaker 6: front please, We've actually got a passport ready for you
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  Speaker 6: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you say so American Israeli?
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  Speaker 4: Harry?
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  Speaker 6: You should I apply for dual citizens?
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  Speaker 4: You did? Oh my god, that's oh that's so called.
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  Speaker 4: That is fucking sick. I think this has got your
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  Speaker 4: name all.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask an etiquette question like this feels a
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  Speaker 1: little stolen valor? If I wear another Harvard, If I
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  Speaker 1: wear another college, I'm supporting the college. If I wear this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I went there.
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  Speaker 4: As long as you know someone, Yeah, and you guys
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  Speaker 4: know me and the blood runs through me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's true.
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  Speaker 4: You know, It's like if I were a Native American
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  Speaker 4: and I could give you a stack of free chips
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  Speaker 4: at my casino.
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  Speaker 6: Yes exactly.
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  Speaker 1: But is this like me wearing a Pearl Jam sweatshirt
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  Speaker 1: and somebody coming up to me being like, name some
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  Speaker 1: Pearl Jam songs like I won't be able to like
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  Speaker 1: I won't be able to cradle it with a lacrosse
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  Speaker 1: Harvard lacrosse.
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  Speaker 4: If someone came up to you and said, prove how
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  Speaker 4: you are connected to that team, you'd.
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  Speaker 6: Say, Francis Ellis, I.
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  Speaker 4: Do a podcast and sit next to Francis Ellis class
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  Speaker 4: of twenty eleven goals against Princeton freshman season in Harvard
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  Speaker 4: freshman stadium, you know, stadium against alex hewittt.
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  Speaker 6: Walked away because they're like, oh that checks out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'd be like say, lest yeah, I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 4: asked forgive me. That's what they'd say.
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  Speaker 1: I think people are going to be assuming that I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying that I went there.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, Harvard Gear. Well, I guess it's a
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  Speaker 6: little different for you because you went to state.
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  Speaker 1: You still have the chance that you might go to Harvard.
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  Speaker 4: I might still go to Harvard. Look at these sweat
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  Speaker 4: those are nice.
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  Speaker 6: These are fucking I can't wait to just get loose
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  Speaker 6: at the gym and head to toe Harvard gear.
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  Speaker 4: You know why I'm you know why I'm even mad
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  Speaker 4: to even give you anything?
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  Speaker 6: Why I'm at this is the literally the best thing
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  Speaker 6: I could have gotten.
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  Speaker 4: Because I gave you a sweater in January early January. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and you haven't worn it one time. And Ron gave
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  Speaker 4: you a correct He gave you a free sweatshirt from
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  Speaker 4: a brand we've never even heard of, Stafford, and you
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  Speaker 4: have not stopped wearing it. It's so we haven't done
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  Speaker 4: an episode without you in that sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 6: You know what's funny is yesterday I got home from
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  Speaker 6: my weekend and I was like, I'm gonna play some
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  Speaker 6: video games. I got home around one, and I got home,
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  Speaker 6: you know, changed got out of a showered, tossed on another sweatshirt,
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  Speaker 6: and I sat down and I went back and got
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  Speaker 6: the Stafford sweatshirt and put it back on as I
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  Speaker 6: was like, for some reason, it's just it's just the
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  Speaker 6: perfect it fits so well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not me.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have his measurements or something.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I said, like the like a good fitting sweatshirt,
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  Speaker 6: Like that's the thing. It's like, it's just it's so good,
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  Speaker 6: it's so good fitting.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I mean this is truly a treasure tra
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  Speaker 4: Yeah this thinking, Oh, how dope is that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, so we both got oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: Hooded, hooded, full zip these are that's one hundred and
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  Speaker 4: thirty five bones right there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's all you.
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  Speaker 6: I think.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh
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  Speaker 4: oh that's that's that's the one that Roan's got.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: So this is gonna be This is gonna be for Harry.
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  Speaker 1: That's dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: But Harry, if you don't wear these, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 4: over to your home. He's not gonna wear them, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna break in and I'm gonna take it from you.
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  Speaker 6: No, this is like, yeah, you put yours on, liar, liar.
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  Speaker 4: If I don't see you wearing one of these pieces
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  Speaker 4: over the next two you gonna wear one you to
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  Speaker 4: the post office to day. You need to wear it
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  Speaker 4: on the on the pot.
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  Speaker 6: But the Duxbury logo might do more. What's more powerful?
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  Speaker 6: You need to double the Dustbury.
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  Speaker 4: Lacrosse. Look at this one.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what's that say on the back?
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  Speaker 6: That's the one that I got, as I say, ivy.
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  Speaker 4: E broidered. They should have that.
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  Speaker 6: On the front.
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  Speaker 4: Let him know, boys, let them know. This stuff is
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  Speaker 4: fucking sharp. Coach Burn.
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  Speaker 6: De Paul is going to send a little, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 6: care package over later.
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  Speaker 4: Who's who's their brand of choice? Ax? What's their gear? Champion?
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  Speaker 1: Nice? That's probably like fucking who can I disparage? It's
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  Speaker 1: like Anta, the Chinese brand?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: De Paul actually had some really good gear in their
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  Speaker 6: in their pro shup.
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  Speaker 1: If you, guys, if I got some Penn Steak gear,
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  Speaker 1: would you guys wear it?
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  Speaker 6: I literally will wear anything that fits me.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: You would wear I feel like you wear in another school.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: You're like, I can't wear Penn State. I've got what
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: they did.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: I mean, I've got so many different college sweatshirts. I
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: wear any of them.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: All right. I want you guys to you guys can choose.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I you know, what do you what would
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: you What do you like? Roan? What would you like?
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Everyone gets to choose. I'll take last.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Time I've been jogging. I've been jogging more often so
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: something that's maybe jogging. I mean I like this one.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that one's pretty cool.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: It's really cool.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: That's cool large, So I feel like, I mean, I'll
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: wear both of them. Everything's a large. That's the whole thing,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: all the way across, all large.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this this has got me written all over.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Thank you Francis, No thanks Coach Burn and Harvard Lacrosse
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: shout out for.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: This.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You could have hoarded it at all.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: If I learned anything at Harvard, it's to share.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, it's the Harvard way.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: You got to share. Yeah, you know the song that
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: fight song was ten thousand Men of Harvard. Yeah. I'll
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: tell you what, when you share something ten thousand ways,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: it gets real small. Yeah you run out quick.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's barely any rations of being a man.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it. So that's tough.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I watched the video on how to cut cut a
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: birthday cake, a circular birthday cake into sixties into sixties.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: It's hard. I mean, that's the Harvard hard.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: You got to use that Japanese knife you got.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it's like they like little triangles that it winds
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: up being.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: It's cutting a cake. The way that you cut sashimi.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just that, or like appealing garlic with it,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: just like a really narrow sliced cake, so then you
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: could see through it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: At Harvard, is there like is there like a code?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Is there like a like.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: An honor code, like when you get well brought in,
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: They're like, these are the rules.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: The assumption is and they talk about it. The logo
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: or the slogan for the school is very toss, which
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: means truth. And I think I remember is that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Like Latin German, Latin sounded a little Germans.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I think German German is not even a romance language.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Doesn't even come.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: From Latin true. True.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro, yeah he.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Sound he sounded dumb.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: I don't know the origins of languages like you do, bro. Yeah,
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: bro to it to admit that I learn that dropped out?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so what's the implication that when you go
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you learn a little bit of veritas, you always tell
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: the veritas?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's just you know, don't lie,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: don't cheat. There were all kinds of sort of interesting rules.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: I remember where there was something like it in your
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: freshman year if if one of your roommates killed him
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: or herself. Then you got automatic a's for that whole semester.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: It's not bad. So I would actually like talk to
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: my roommate yea, like, dude, I don't know if it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: worth going on. Yeah, I don't think things are. I
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: was not doing that well in math XA, and I
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: was like, you know, iul this. There's actually something noble
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: in taking it into your own hands.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know we're both going to fail out anyway.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Also he had bottom bunk and yeah, it got
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: annoying having to climb up. So there were times where
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, you know, you could always have another
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: another dough So you had you at a bunk bed again,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you had a bunk bed. We had bunks the first
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: semester and then we traded. We had a quad and
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: there were two bedrooms and one of the bedrooms you
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: could unbunk the beds, yeah, and then the other one
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: you couldn't. And my roommate's name was Romeo.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Oh wow.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And Romeo yeah, haven't we talked to haven't we
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: met him? He's the one who he did oops with on.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: He's on like a dating show.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: He was on the Bachelor, Yeah, and then Bachelor in paradise.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he got mad because you said he was
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: cranking down.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: He said, he said I was cranking down. Oh yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: you said he walked in on me a crank kick down,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: And I was like, there's no way that that happened.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he got mad at you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: No, I got I got mad at him. Why are
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: you handsome guy? Really handsome guy? Fucking cut up? I
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: really liked his body.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: But you did, but you didn't crank down?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Well I certainly did, but I don't remember him ever walking.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I would have remembered him walking in on me, and
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that happening.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Maybe it was one where like he walked in on
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: you and you thought he didn't notice, so then you
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: kind of just that's.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Kind of what he claimed. And I was like, no,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: we would have made this a thing.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: I feel like you probably just didn't register it in
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: your your Like you probably in your head you were like, whatever,
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I got away with it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: You really want this to be true, don't you.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: No, But it's not like that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Romeo.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: No, I know, I know that, but yeah, I don't
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: think it happened.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm looking at Romeo. That guy's never told
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: a lie in his life.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not wrong. That's a man of honor. He
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: went to Stuyvesant and finished towards the top of his class.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Do you guys know Stuyvesant's like the best high school
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: in the city. They say it's the best public high
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: school in the country, but only because of how fucking
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: hard it is. It's insane how hard it is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, like very a small amount of or like barely
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: anyone gets in. I know my dad couldn't get in,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: like he went to.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Public high school.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, gett have to accept everybody in a public high school.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: There are eight specialized high schools in New York City
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: for which you have to take a placement test called
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: the s h SAT, the Specialized High Schools Admissions Test.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: It's a much more logic based test than like the
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: s SAT, which would apply for Yeah, wonder for like
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: boarding schools. Yeah, yeah, and uh it's it's an interesting test.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: And seventy six percent of Stuyvesant, it's a school of
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: like four thousand plus kids, seventy six percent is Asian
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: or Asian American.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: But Iron Solomon, one of the best battle rappers ever,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: went there. Really and he's Jewish.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it's like twenty five percent white and
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: then one percent other. So that one percent is like Indian, Pakistani,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Arab black Romeo Romeo. So you know, you could argue
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: it's one of the least diverse schools, but Romeo crushed
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: it there.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: He was in the least diverse city in the country
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: this weekend.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Divert excuse me, Detroit.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that cannot possibly. We had this conversation I think
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: eight times on the podcast.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Is I was familiar?
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And every time you guys say I don't say
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: it's like.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I know what you mean, Like, it's not Wait, don't
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: don't do it that way. Google, what is the least
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: diverse city in the country Parkersburg, West Virginia.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: And where does Detroit come up? It's up I know
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: it's up there. It's he It's got to be like
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: top three.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: This is where if you start asking Google leading questions
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: like this, Oh you mean it it's predominantly black, that's
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: what you meant. Yes, so not diverse in that. Okay,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: that's that's what diverse.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: Did you have a different definition of diverse. It's only
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: diverse if it's diverse not white people. Yeah, it's not
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: a very diverse city Africans.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Were your shows diverse for the population of Detroit? Oh?
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Extremely maybe the most diverse thing happening in the city.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You were like a counterculture of like a bunch of
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: white people watching a white dude do comedy. Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I like that there was a because there was a show.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: There was a show happening directly next door to our show. Uh,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: like across the street at the arena called the Day
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: Them One's Tour, We Them We Them Ones, We Them
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: One's Tour. It was like DC Young.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Fly and like a bunch of black comics.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so sad to say that. That must
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: have been so much people.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Were probably I mean it was probably unreal.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Just heard them screen laughing from across the street.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: What a what a fucking lineup? Who is insane? It's
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Mike Epps, Oh, Chico Ban, DC Young Fly, Mojo Brooks, twosies,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: don't forget Ty Kirk jay Ski not to be confused
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: with roberts.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Off Green Wow Stack show.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: That's fucking stacked. I mean, that's tonight. Why would anybody
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: go to your fucking.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: I guess if we then Ones was sold out maybe.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it was like people outside like live comedy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It's a long lineup, but I bet like the DC
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: or the eighty five South Dudes all going together.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're performing at Smoothie King in New Orleans. Oh
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: the arena, the Smoothie King Arena.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you thought a storefront of Smoothie King.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I was like, wow, that's a pop up. That's cool.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When I saw people performing at the P and
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: C in Pittsburgh, I thought it was just at the
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: bank at the Baseball Stadium, which is fucking crazy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: You're just waying outside the bank.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Were your dorm rooms at Harvard Old School like uh,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: like Harry Potter looking like stone building?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, they were brick buildings in Harvard Yard, but you
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: know it wasn't nice inside because it's old, which is old.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: It's very very basic.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: What about Penn State.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was super old, but it was also I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: think it's like the most densely populated like quarter mile
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: stretch of America, or like the way that it's like
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: everybody's packed in tutor room like fucking Japanese cattle.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: I feel like anyone that goes to a big college
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: says that about their college. You know, it's actually the
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: most densely populated non city in America.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: And they're like, and there's laxatives in the eggs at
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the dime.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone that was the UMass said the same thing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: They all say that it was densely populated.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: How did Yeah, let's get a sack chat on that,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: just to see if I'm.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: We do a little population density Google?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Were you on? Was there a clip of you on
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan this week? People keep on messaging me No.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's funny that people keep on sending it
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: to me, but it's like not something even worth talking about.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Like they were.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: They were they were watching a YouTube short and you
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: know when it like starts and then you want to
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: restart it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: They scrolled down and went back up, and when they
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  Speaker 4: scrolled down, it was a clip from boy Dad Got It?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Who it was?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: This?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Who's Algo?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Probably Jamie's legend.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Jordan Jensen once referenced me on the Rogan podcast and
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: then realized she was talking about the wrong I remember that, Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: And she was like, no, Francis Elsi, it's weird things
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: at his desk that Joe wasn't like, wait, what do
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: you mean, who's that?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Wait? That sounds hilarious is.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: That you're conflating with Jason Ellis.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: A better elis a legend in the making fascinating cities
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: by pop. I don't know. So so you got no
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: love off of it because a lot of people are
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: trying to send me the screenshot and.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, not a lot of gas off of it, unfortunately.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I think the bottom line is, Harry, that we are
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: knocking on the door.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You guys are right there.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: We are knocking on.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: The knocking on the door. Now, I still got a
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: couple of doors to go through until I get to
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: that door.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You're like in the Funhouse where there's like five different doors. Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this could be the door.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: I've been reset back to the original door eight times.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Not pass go go back to the first door. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are knocking on the door of Francis. Francis will be
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: on And what's the and where's Romeo at? You know
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Romeo left the game, dude, I'll tell you he's off
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: the grid. He met someone and uh they got married
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: and now they've had a kid.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Juliet, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, yeah, nice not really pretty
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: pretty bad.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: I don't mind. Uh.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I learned this week that wherefore art. Thou Romeo doesn't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: mean where is Romeo? It means why are you Romeo?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you built up? Born of
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: that family?
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Do you not know that?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Because where is in the word?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Isn't that you supposed to be your whole thing?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: And that's why it's embarrassing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: No, I'm kidding. I didn't know that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: will not swear and I'll be a capulate.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know that.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: That's that's scapulous Montague. She says she'll change her name fields.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro, Yeah, true, true, true, true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when we needed we needed a hot hand
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: off the bench. I can come, put us put up thirty.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: You guys play some good ball, and I am going
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: to uh watch. I don't hear that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Don't do that to us.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Tell us about your passport bureaucracy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Well, the passport ship is not even like it's just uh,
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: pretty much. I've been trying to get my new passport
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: for the last year. Well not, I mean, I can't
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: really say that. It's not like I've been actively trying.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: I tried a year ago, gave up because it was
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: too complicated, and now here we are again. But I
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: think I'm finally in the right place and I have
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: to go to the meeting after this. And I was
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: telling Francis I, I I no part of me thinks
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: that I'm going to go in and leave, being like
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: that went, well.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't, that's not gonna happen.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave and they're gonna be like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: you're just not You're just fucked.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: In fact, you're not even a citizen anymore. In fact,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: on the way out, you're gonna see a guy in
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: a back LaVar or whatever the fuck they're called. Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: and he will escort you to a cage where you
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: will not see your family again. Joy of Work camp
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: in von Duras.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Every time I've had to call them, like ten times,
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: they're giving me different information the price changes. I called
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: them this morning. They told me when the passport would
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: get there. That's just it's just after after when I'm
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: supposed to be there already. And I was like, well
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: then I can't do that. So then I had to
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: spend more money to expedite it even more. But they
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: told me to wait until this time, which is what
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to do because I didn't want to
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: have to be like running around stressing out about it,
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: and then here we are.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Do you think that there's any chance on earth that
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: the way that Harry has done this was the shortest
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: path to success.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: No way. I told you about other ways to do it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I told you about a guy that I had that
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: when guys but within seven days for you, a guy
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that I could just direct you to seven days.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: First of all, that guy sucks at his job because
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: there's people that are offering twenty four hour turnarounds.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, then do that so save your seven days. Well,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: you're proving that you know that there's another way to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: do this.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: This is the way I've had.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Like twenty No way to reach out, a way I've
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: had like twenty. People try to be like, oh no,
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: you don't what even you're going into the post office.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: You got a meeting, you said you at a meeting.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: If you lose your passport, you have to go in.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: There's no way around it. You have to go in.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: But you've got a checklist, yes, provided by the expedited
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: company that I'm using. You said that you FedEx.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: You said you needed your official birth certificate, your Social
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Security card. I don't think there's a again, like you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Got to like I like, my parents have to fly in.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're taking blood tests for this shit. You're proving
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: lineage for five generations.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: He has to do one of those racist voting tests
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that they gave. It's like how many bubbles in a
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: bar of.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: So they're checking the back of your mouth, Yeah, the
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: way they did on Ellis Island.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, any diseases here.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: The biggest thing is I still got to take the
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: photo at the at the post office.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: In the north face hat. You actually should wear the
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Harvard I.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Know, right, Yeah, that'd be cool. I do that, do
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: that for I'll do it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: That'd be so smart.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to be a top photo.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: My hair is long.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that bitch is matted down from the
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: from the face. Yeah, it's gotta I think you just
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: got to slip into something maybe like a small wig
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: It's not a bad idea.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody would know.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: That's pretty illegal though, not wearing a wig. It's your
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: passbard photo, you think.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: So what about women that wear weight? What about like
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: an old prison old lady that wears a wig.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: No, they make you, they say in the thing, they say,
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: no hats, glasses, wigs.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: But like if you're eighty five years old and you
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: have like little blue haired wig or else, you have
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: to show up ball the way you never show up
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: in real life.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: You're showing up bald. What about a Hasidic wife?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: What about the Hassidic wife? You haven't thought of this.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Maybe they have their own past,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: their own passport office.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely did. And you should be going there.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: I know I should be going there.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You should be tunneling to Williamsburg.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: They'll print you one.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: There's like a name that there's like a name of
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the tunnels or something like that. I saw like a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: video of a dude asking people in like Times Square
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Asidic dudes about the tunnels, and like when he said
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the name, there's like a specific people.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: With like their heads been turned do you see that.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: I haven't.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: No, I have no clue.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's it's it's the you're gonna
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: want the Hasidic.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: There's like a Hasidic term Times Square tunnels. Yeah, that's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not that's not pacific enough.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I speaking of Uh oh Yeahad Lubovich World headqu Oh that's.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: It's the world headquarters. The tunnels.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Dude, there's an address for the tunnels.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: This news like platform seven and three quarters.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Shimmy through this fucking storm storm drain. There's a guy
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: at my gym who is I think his Hasidic, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: he has the ear locks, but he works out without
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: any sort of head covering, Yamaica hat anything. Yeah, And
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I have really thought about going up to him and
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: being and just saying, I forgive me, I'm curious, but culturally,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: how is it that you're allowed to have your head
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: uncovered right now? Is that because you're working out?
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Is there something that shay just immediately don't do that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Just don't do that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Boy, that's a crazy thing to say.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is. You're just a little curious.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Yours can't go to the gym and be like, Hey,
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: I'm just wondering where is where's the hat?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: If I went with a smile on my face and said, hey,
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a big fan of your people. Yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I'm actually gonna go rotate through a tour of duty
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: a tora uh and I mak Yes, Ron's very good
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: at the jokes.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I like, I don't think I don't think you can ask.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: I don't think that's a good idea.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: But I bet the things that they wrap around their
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: forearms do make them look pretty fucking jacked. Do you
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Those like things that you
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: wrap what.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Are those called arm wraps?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, but it's like as it's like, huh yeah, the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Teflon donalds ripping like the bulletproof ship that probably has
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you looking so fucking jacked, Mac, Did.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: You just know that? Or that's pretty good ball that
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: you got. That's good ball knowledge.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, teflin this ship, Wow, that looks sick. It looks
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like you're in a tough boy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd love to get in that. Yeah, I'd like
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: to with fucking zebra stripes all day.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I'd enjoy some bondage.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be nice. Or like the when the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret models were like just tape bathing suits. Oh yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's like just teflin.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: So is that related to teflon or is that the
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: same different word, different word teflin, teflin time for some action?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Are they punishing themselves with that on? Is that sort
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: of one of those Uh it kind of looked like
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: itsel it codulating devices or whatever.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just a symbolic of the binding heart,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: mind and action to God service.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Maybe makes like so you can feel your pulse more. Boy,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you this new technology we have of the screen.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna be reading along.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: We're learning so much. Nice though we're not. You know,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: before we would get things wrong every time.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And sit in it. We were just mariting and we would.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Just say that's the way, here's the truth, and we'd
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: be dead wrong.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is a nice little now we can we're
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: learning about I know, I would have no idea what
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: teflon is, and now I know. I still don't think
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: I've ever seen it though. Guy at the gym rocking
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: the you got to ask.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Him, No, he had weightlifting gloves on.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, so this is this guy's the real deal.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: I'm making that up. He didn't. He's He's there all
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the time, though, and I think I will ask him.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I don't think good luck.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying like I don't think he's going to
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: hurt you or anything like that, but I think it
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: might be very awkward.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you. Just put yourself in his pointed shoes.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not a Hasidic jew, his curled, pointed
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: elven shoes. Let me ask you this, right, Hello, sir,
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I noticed that you are here all the time, and uh,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: if is it okay if I ask? Culturally? What's up?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: What you're you're uncurling your curls.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: You're straightening your curls on my headphone out, what's good?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Imagine sitting in ear pod in one of your curls,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: your ringlets, having it perched in there.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: They say that if an AirPod falls out, they can
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: actually pick it up with the curls and then put
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: it back in like a claw machine. All right, So continue,
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: is it okay? If I ask? Out of curiosity? I
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: was told that in the faith one must keep one's
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: head covered, and here you're not wearing a head covering
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: or a yamcov any kind is that an exception is
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: that because of the.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Imagine, I'm really just trying to finish up this work
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: out and then I got to get back to work.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: So well, you know what, you're just a dirty Jew,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: So shame on you. I thought you'd want to open
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: my mind. I'm trying to come here with an open
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: arm and uh, you know, do some cross cultural bonding,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: and I was ready to spot you.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Harvard Man arrested at Equanomice. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: I think. I think what it comes down to is
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: just people don't want to be talked to at the gym.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Women don't want to be talking.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Men want to be talked to either. People come up
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: to me because you're looking for a conversation.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: No I'm not. Yeah, you walk, No I'm not.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, headphones out, No, they're not just looking around at everybody.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: You think that, Yeah, I know it. It's not true.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: I know it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I'm in the when I'm in the gym, it's business.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: It's pure business.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: In between sets, I guarantee, there's no silence.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Brother, Like you don't.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: You don't sit down and put to open the phone
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: when you're in between sets. You walk around and you're like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: how does everyone else feel into that it's.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Going to clop going?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I break my phone before I go into the gym.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I actually do.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Because you don't want to get distracted by scrolling, which
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: is smart. That's good for your work.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my workouts are so much better. In fact, I
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: did a workout recently where I had forgotten my headphones,
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: so I just did it with no music at all.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: And what I learned was two things. One, I am
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: way louder than I thought. Yeah, I am embarrassingly and
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: disrupt briefing and groaning and fucking I'm really not it's bad.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: I used to on jogs.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: I used to go on jogs and I used to like,
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: I used to like yell while I was jogging. And
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: I didn't know like it was like that noticeable until
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: I was stopped at a crosswalk and this like dude
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: was standing next to me and he was like.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: You got this ship broken?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: What kind of yell?
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Just like when you're strung, Yeah, times you need to
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: let one out, just help help.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you're at the bottom of your squat,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like you can't exert.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: You gotta yelling. Where I make a lot of noises
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: when I'm doing the inverted rows. It's the it's the
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: rose the where you're doing the push up. I don't
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: know if it's an inverted room. You got the dumbells
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: and you're in your push push up position and you're
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: doing a row in a row, and then what's that
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: called a row? No, there was some other term for
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: it there. Hard.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: That's how you would typically do a row. Well, not
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: obviously not in a push up form, but.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Right, that's what makes it hard. Uh, And you do
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: the push renegade renegade roy that's exactly with a so
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: you do. I'm doing forty pound dumbbells, one on each hand,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: and then I'm doing sets of ten and when you
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: get to like seven and eight of that, you're howling.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: At the moment you are like grieving for your daughter.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's the noise of Mystic River.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that my daughter?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: My daughter? Dude?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Apparently I read that they had to saw that they
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: had to give him an oxygen mask after that scene
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: because he exerted so much that he was like passing out.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: That's crazy from that scene. That's pretty baller.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: He's such a good actor. Yeah, he won last night.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Right, he did what do you win for?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: One battle after another supporting.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Did you watch that?
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: One battle after another? Yeah, yeah, I loved it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I thought he did a pretty good job in that.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's really good in that, really good. I didn't
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: watch any of the oscars though. I went to bed.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: I went to bed early. I was so fucking tired
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: last night. I had a fucking shitty ass flight.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: He had had a red eye.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: He had a red eye.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: I know we were talking. I was talking to Francis
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: about it a little bit. But the the we've talked
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: about it before. But like the red Eye, unless you're
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: in a location that specifically has like la or Denver
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: or Phoenix, Like there's no like the last flights out
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: now are at like nine pm at the latest.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have like the airport's not open all night. No,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the airport closes down.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they gotta bring that like shut that ship down.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: We were at the airport at the Denver Airport at
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: midnight and they turned the lights off.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: That's a little odd.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: It was spooky.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It was like night at the museum when it was
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: un haunted.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: One.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you know the story about the Blue horse.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, with the devil blue.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Lucifer is what they call it. You know the story
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: of it, Yeah, I don't. So when you landed Denver,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: you go past this blue rearing horse sculpture yea. And
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: the story we were told is that this sculptor was
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: building it and it fell on him and killed him.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: And then his son, who was I guess apprenticing, took
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: over the project and hated the horse for killing his
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: dad so much that he made it demonic and now
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: it has these burning red satanic eyes. Yeah. And I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: just thought that that was kind of an odd way
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: to exact revenge on an inanimate object that killed your father.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to have revenge on the horse. Also,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: they probably could have just scrapped the product.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't take the job rid of the horse. Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: don't take the job finish.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not like it was like, Yeah, that wasn't
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: like the fucking Statue of Liberty.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: No, So I made that a random horse. I made
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: that comparison on stage. I said, Uh so, Washington Roebling
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: started the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah, died while he was making
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: it right before I guess he drew up all the
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: plants and stuff, and then his son took over. And
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: imagine if his son made the Brooklyn Bridge with like
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: a ton of holes in it, Yeah, and like just
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: totally faulty, like lit it on fire all the time,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: just turned it into some kind of like this is
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: the bridge from which we hang people?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Why is the bridge shaped like an upside down cross efficient?
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: It is a thing, though.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: There's a bunch of shit with this airport though. It's
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: like there's like a bunker underneath it where they people.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Hear about it. I'm tired of the conspiracies behind the
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: fucking Denver Airport. And I'm not even saying I don't
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: believe in them. I just think, shut up about him.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: It's the one that everyone talks about, and it's so
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: fucking tired.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: There's way better ones out there now, exactly hat that airport.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Airport sucks dumb as fuck. It's just like a big pit,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: just like this gladiator fucking pit floor that you walk
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: around and are looking down on like fucking terrible. But
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, everything I'm saying about the New York Airport
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: is they're they're fucked as well.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: When I was flying, I was texting you guys about it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: When I was flying to Cleveland, the there was two
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: people doing security at LaGuardia.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: How long was how long is the wait?
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Well, Skott Priority, so you know, I was able to
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: get in and out, but.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: How long is the wait for SKYTT Priority?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Not long at all? But for everyone else.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It was like, because I heard that it's our TSA
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: and clear are one hour and then everything else is
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: three hours. And that's from the fourteenth is what I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: was hearing.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: No, my my sky Priority one was like maybe like
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: fifteen minutes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: Okay, because I'm headed there right now, bro, because the
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: people but the people that I was like that were
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: in the other line, like there it's all day because
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: there's legitimately two there's one thing open.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: It's crazy.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: That's bad. They got to fix it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: They're all working the border.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: That all from. Is there a government shutdown happen right now?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: It's like a partial government shutdown. Yeah, I mean there
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: was nobody at the Denver airport.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Mark, you know what I will say though,
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: the people that were working very friendly, and I'm wondering,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: I'm wondering if they're bringing out the stars. Oh god,
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: They're like they're like we're good. We have to cut back,
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: government shut down, but we're gonna We're going to bring
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: the A team out. Yeah, because these people were like
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: cracking jokes, like I'm smiling going through security.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: That's never happened. I had the worst experience I've ever
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: had at airport security going to the Dominican Republic from
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: JFK like a week and a half ago. The Dominican No,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: when I was leaving New York. So it was a
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: huge line, and uh I got to the you know,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: they were telling everyone like, if you're in the pre
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: check line, you don't, you know, make sure all your belonging.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: You don't have to take your shoes off, be ready,
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: YadA YadA. And I got to the front and I
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: put pulled things out of my pocket and put them
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: in the bucket, and when in doing so, my AirPods
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: fell out of my pocket. So I'm in the front
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: spot on the belt and this agent goes, come on, man,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: I don't want you breathing all over me and fumbling
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: around with your shit, said those.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: Words, yeah that's on site.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: And I go, I go my AirPod. I'm sorry, like
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: he goes, he goes, I'm like, dude, also you chose
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: the wrong job. Yeah, if you don't want people close
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: to you see the most breathed on job yeah yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: other than like being a dental hygienist, I guess, but.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Even then that's one at a time. You're getting breathed
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: on by like five people a day. If you're a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: dental high host ten people a day, they're getting breathed
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: on by thousands of people a day. If you don't
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: want to get breathed on, pivot.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of what job has the most
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: exhale Maybe like maybe exposure m huh. If you work
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: at a gym that's up there.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: They're not like coming across you. It's got to be
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the someone that works in like salad works or something
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: like that. Just people come.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Particularly small jam Yeah maybe maybe maybe like a breathalyzer cop.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: No, that's probably why they put the bulletproof glass at
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: the post office.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Because do you think that there's like somebody who teaches
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: people how to like extinguished candles?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that the Yankee candle candle exhaler.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like you know what it would be. I
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: got it. This is the answer. It's someone who works
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: at like a DC Discovery Zone or Chuck E Cheese
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: who brings the birthday cake into the children. Yeah, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: then they're blowing out all day long.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: You gotta wear like a hazmat suit for that job.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: The same people are bringing in the there's super hot
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: pizza too, which is getting a whole different round of.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, teachers and office workers. That's us office workers.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, I didn't realize this applies to us. So
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: many bacterianstorfarmers are really up there too, if I guess
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: they are getting breathed.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Did you say anything to the guy at the airport, like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: go fund yourself?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: You're gonna say, he's the fucking guy. Yeah, I don't
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: The one place I don't I don't take disrespect is
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: the airport. Come on, if he said something, saying something
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: right back, Oh, well that's happened before.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Have funny getting to your destination, I will. Oh yeah,
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: you've been randomly selected. Now we're going to see if
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: you have a passport. Wow, it looks like you've been
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: really trying to get your fucking passport.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Those guys have no say over anything.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: What do you know it's going to be It's going
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: to be the same same friends. You could talk.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: That dude in the head and you'd be boarding your
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: flight fifteen minutes later.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: You know, you know you're saying something right now that
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: doesn't hold waters.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Tripping people of all time. Then the people, and they'll
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: send you to the guy and the baclava, the guy
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: wearing the dessert on his face, and fucking send you
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to Alligator.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Alcatraz sticky wet date date dessert on his face. They
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: rotate those TSA h out with the guys who are
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: telling traffic to keep going at the car pick up
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: at JFK. Those guys are hot, they swap them. Yeah,
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: keep them angry.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the stationary bike at the NBA bench.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: They just Yeah, there's got to be some sort of
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: study like backing that up, like like the if the
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: t s A agents are angry, like it moved, the
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: line moves like ten times faster like something like that.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I said it was the nice people that that uh
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you said it was the eight.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Team line around the fucking door.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, line around the block.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Fair enough. I'm with you, though I wouldn't. There's no
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: way I'm going back at the guy in that circumstance.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: I would have thrown a relax relax I hit the
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: I hit that with one of the guys outside at
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: the uber thing. Well that's a totally different, yeah, little thing,
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: because that's when you're exiting.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna lose. Yeah, that's like your last words.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna be put on a no fly list
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: by a guy who's like, keep it moved.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: I hit him with a relax and then he was
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: yelling at me as I was getting in the car,
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: and then the uber drive started yelling at him, and
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was like, you can just go.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: That guy's fucking crazy, and then we both laughed.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: It's nice to team up with her. Yeah, that's so
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: nice to know you're on the same team.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: They don't mean they don't want they don't want to
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: even let you get in the car like they did.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: They they in their ideal world, like the car like
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: sort of slows down and then you just like jump
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: onto the side and.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Just hang on the helicop Vietnam. Yeah, people in the
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: same car.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you, guys, we haven't. I haven't done
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: an episode with just the two of you in a
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: long time.
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Not really, and I'm so.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Happy to last week R two weeks ago. Really we
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: didn't do one one last Monday, and then after that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: we had some some guests and we have another banked
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: guest episode. Yeah, but I miss you too, brother. Yeah,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I've been missing this. I miss our dynamic. I missed
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: talking to you guys talk.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: I've had so many un believably compelling things happen to
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: me that I would love. I wish I could share
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: with you, guys.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Why can't you well?
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Because people get mad when I talk too much.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: See, I would like you to talk.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: I can't share.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Even when earlier, when you pivoted to Harry and you
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: were like, Harry, tell us about your post office shit,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: you should have just been like, no, tell your fucking story.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Of course. And I'm in the same page, brother.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I take a tamthon, take a tee. What happened to you?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: I try to heed the feedback. Just what would happen
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: to say it? I'm a chef who you know when
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: people say, sir, this is too salty, this is too
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: much you've had to I say, okay, el no.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You got to be the kind of chef who's like
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: this is how they ketch you mix it. We do
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: this for a five hundred years, fucking snap at them,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: be like this is how this this is made. That's
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: the recipe of the dish. If you don't like the
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: recipe of the dish, eat somewhere else.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: Well that's what I would have thought once upon a time.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: I'll tell I'll tell a story. If you're not going
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: to say anything, please, I got when I was in Detroit.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: So we talked about the least diverse city in the country,
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: and which it isn't, but uh, we talked about that
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: it is. It is interesting though, like when you're there, Like,
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: so we stayed at this hotel right downtown and uh,
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: like we were literally like we were the only white
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: people at the hotel. Like it was.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It was about the casino.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: No, this is in Detroit.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a casino in the middle of Detroit.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I didn't see. I only saw the hotel
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: in the club.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: So I think it was the last night of the shows.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: We finished the show. It was six pm and eight
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: thirty were the shows really fun shows, great shows. We
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: were done at like ten and go back to the hotel.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: I had to get some food and what and whatnot.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: And I and I I like, I got I got
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: food delivered, went downstairs. Hotels a fucking like madhouse, like
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: music's blast and never. People are posting up take photos everywhere.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: And I was walking around and I was like, it
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: is kind of like funny being like the only white
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: person here, Like it's like every like I'm walking around,
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: I go.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: No, you're living my dream.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: I got my golf shirt on and everything, like everyone's
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: looking at me everywhere I go and I'm waiting for
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: the elevator and I was like cracking up. I'm like
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: it is like I was like, this is crazy, Like
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: it's like I'm literally the only white person here. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: then the elevator opens and it's a white blade. It's
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: two white people, a lady, like a mom, probably like
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: in her like fifties, sixties maybe, and then like her
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: daughter who's like an adult.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, that's funny.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: I was like right as I was saying that, and
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: then I just hear the mom go and.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: That's why you should never fucking have kids. And then
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: they close the door and go back up, and I
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: just stood there and I was like, so those are
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: those are the only other white people that are staying
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: in this hotel.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: Like they were both like tears flying down their foes
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: cross scream rying, oh no, total.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: What's your guess of what happened? What did the younger
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: one have kids?
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: And sounds like not no.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: I think what would have happened there is that The
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: mom said, my greatest regret in.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: Life is you Yeah, probably something like that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: And then and then she was like, well, I've done
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: my best to honor yeah, what you sacrificed for us
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: as a single mom. And she said, well it wasn't enough.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: It fell short, and that's why you should.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly so you should have chased her down. You should
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: have been like.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Look bad, I heard them going back up.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Still, you're you're giving a black eye to the white community.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: We're supposed to have functional families.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: We're supposed to have kids. No.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: But then so so me and muck are were the
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: whole weekend we were talking about it, were like cracking
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: up about it. And then the last night like we're
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: mook got food too, and he's texting me and he's
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: like I went crazy with the food. And I was like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: what did you get? And he's like, I got a
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: steak and I was like, that is crazy, right, and
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: then his steak comes and it's not It's like, uh,
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: he got like a plate like like like mac and
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: cheese like there was it was not a steak.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: It was like it was like soul food. What do
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: you from the hotel? No, from like uber eats.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: It was just like a f I'll show you the Photoah,
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: I'll show you the photo.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: And the off the tunnel with the Mavericks. He just
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: has like a plate of food that his wife made him.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, let me show you over the top. Oh yeah,
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: I'll take it to you. Yeah, we'll get it. We'll
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: get it here, we'll get that up the plate.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: This is he ordered a steak like in his head
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: he's getting like a New York strip and this is
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: what he got.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Styrofoam.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's probably delicious.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: He said it was incredible.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: They probably charged by the pound, definitely.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: He said it was called it was called like Jay's
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: Spot or some ship. We were like, I think it
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: might have just been some dude just like giving leftovers out.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: There's this DC Young Flive whatever they had on their rider.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the comedy show?
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: The We Them Ones, the.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Ones show leftovers, the green room leftover from the one
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: We then Ones definitely was absolutely roasting some fat security
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: guard who's standing in the front row. That's all they do, howling.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably a great show.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think about how that what the correct
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: way of saying that we are them, we are those ones.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: It doesn't really It only.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Hits the way they hit it.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: I think they're saying like we're them, like we're like,
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: I'm him, we are the people.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: We're the group you're looking for, who you're thinking of,
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: that's us.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Well, the problem is we them boys taken obviously, and
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: this is one of them Ones is too long, but
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: that's kind of the sentiment they're going for. This night's
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: going to be one then once we.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: Are honestly think it's a great name.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: We are the individuals or the individuals.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: No, they're saying, like, you know, someone will be like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: I'm him. Sure like if you're like like like if
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: you're really good at something, like I'm him.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I've heard that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: So they're saying like we are we are him.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: All of us, all of them, each one of us
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: individuals are we are the hymns. We are the he's.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Yes, Like our Call of Duty team will say that,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: Like they'll say like were they them yeah or them yeah?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: We are the masculine ones him.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: It's kind of we than thems too, because there's like
• 1:00:40
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• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's no one's buying tickets to that show.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching Jillian Michaels on a surrounded video on Jubilee.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: You know when twenty people argue against one person.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and she thought she was a porn star.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of somebody else. She was the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: one from the Biggest Loser. She was the militant woman
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: who would scream at people on the treadmill. Okay, she
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: was talking about body shapes and how being overweight is unhealthy.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: And I learned watching that that over or that obese
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: is a swear word to them, and they want to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: be called fat. No, yeah, fat back really fat body too.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: They want to be called fat bodied people, not obese.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't apolutely bring back fat.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: I feel like there's too many fat people in America
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: for one person to make that decision.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: There was twenty of them.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they had They were not even like a
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: They brought together a panel, but the problem was they
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: couldn't fit them all in a room.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, But they were the most well rounded people
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: on the pan.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: If you want to do like a sample size of
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: fat people in America, you need like one million people.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: That can't be twenty people making that decision.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: It's seventy I think that what Jillian Michaels was saying,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: that like seventy four percent of people are overweight.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so twenty people can't make that call.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean they were. These are like the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: fattest minds, Like these are like that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: They're not.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: They're not though, because the fattest minds aren't showing up
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: to do that shit.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: These are the fattest and brightest.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: These are the fattest. Act These are the fattest, These
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: are the brightest. Apt days fat people bodies, yeah, in
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: that general, probably within a mile of that area.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but obese is like their n word. They'll be like,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: please don't like they'll like shudder to hear the word
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: open and I kind of get it. They were saying
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: the word Why do you get it?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: Like I no, no, Like I feel like morbidly obese is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: like a big one now, you know, Like if you're
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: really looking to dig at someone who's fat, you would
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: say that person's morbidly obese.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, morbid meeting. Does that just mean they're going to die?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know, morbid mort Yeah I die from the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Latin of the German.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, Like you'd say, like that guy's obese mortus.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Morbidly obese says, that does sound mean like fat is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: like your buddy.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: Actually fat fat's like your buddy who's like two fifteen.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't know that they were using
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it as a as a catch all.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I weighed myself this weekend for the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: first time in a long time in the hotel uh SPA,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: of course, and I weighed so much more than I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: thought I was going to post or not just you
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: know before it's all about body comp though, Well what
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: does that mean?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: You're the way that the weight presents itself on your bones?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I didn't really pay attention to what I've
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: been up to the last few weeks, and it's gotten
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: out of control. How much to nineteen point four?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you're fat?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was terrfying moment.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Shut shut your fucking your obite. No, you don't fucking
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: say that, because that's.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: His morbidly obese, that's his term.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: I am fat.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so you're six three two twenty right now? Yeah, bro,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: And so then that's like a defensive end getting drafted
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: I was I shocked at how much I weighed. So
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: then I didn't eat for a day and I well,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: I ate but sparingly, and then I weighed myself the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: next day and I weighed two sixteen flat. So I
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: lost three point two or three point four pounds in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: in a day.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: No, that's not how that works. What do you mean
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: you fluctuate your weight fluctuates like that three pounds is
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: like you could you could be back up five pounds.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Since you weigh yourself.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to stay on this track such that by June,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: I'm going to weigh eighty six pounds. Okay, I did
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: the math. I want to look like a pow.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think, yeah, eighty six might
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: be a little thin.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I think that that's kind
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: of the look. Well, your clothes would hang well.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Do you like if we got you down to like
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: a healthy hundred you.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Think about what i'd like to break one hundred pound.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: I'd go to hundred, could at least not for like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: a long period of time.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you like.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Maybe for like a week, six three ninety seven pounds
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: that'd be. That'd be a good weight for me. I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: think you.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Would look good. But it's like.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Having that be all muscle is going to be tough.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Well that's I'll let the muscle go, right, I'll just
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: sort of atrophy. I'm going to atrophy. Yeah, but think
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: about skin and bone, Think about my cheek, bones. How
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: much they'd be popping out, Yeah, they would would pop.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How sallow you'd look less? You look like you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: look like a fifty cent. When he did that movie.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Role jawline of a sparrow, the Christian Bale in the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: fucking Machinist, Machinist Yeah, or Rescue don he did it
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: a few times, or Jesus.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Christ on the Cross.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: Right now, you look like Christian Bale and Vice.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy about it. I'm really not happy. It
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: was a huge wake up call and it came from
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: being in the Dominican Republic where I was drinking Margarita's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: instead of beers.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They just having my fungo.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: All day, I was drinking Margarita's like they were beers, Yeah,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: because they was all sugar. It was all I do.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: The amount of a gave that I had, it was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: coming out of my toes. My feet were sticking to
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: the ground. I had so I had. There was one
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: day where I had sixteen Marguerite, I think something like that. Sixteen. Well,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: we started drinking at ten am. It was a golf
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: it was a member guest and that night, I uh,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: I'm breaking my role here. I'm telling a story you
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: threw up. No, do you mind if I finish?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Though, Well, we'll have to talk about it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: You need to finish.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: You want to talk about on the side.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: Continue?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's cool if you finish.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: I you know, maybe we'll save it. I've done it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: No, no, continue, please, because I'm also running a long
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: time you are.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get to your meeting for your passport.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Yes soon. Who's in that in the meeting?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not actually a meeting, it's just an appointment.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: You said it was a meeting.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: No, it's an appointment at the agency. I'd much rather
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: hear about the sixteen Margarita. Yeah, yeah, and about how
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: sticky your feet were. That that's what Alex Hanold did
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: before he that building. He sticking out of the building
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: at sixteen Margueritas.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: Was it you that told me that fact? That why
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: fingers prune when you're in the bathtub. No, it's an
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: evolutionary thing about giving you more ability to suction onto
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: trees and things as you climb. Really, it's the rainforest.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: It's raining. Now you need better purchase on the thing
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: that you're going to scale. Really, it comes from the apes,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: that's yeah, that's amazing sweat. You gotta be able to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: That's what I was told. That sounds fucking great grip
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: on surfaces.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: So you were drinking so many margarita's that you turned
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: back into an ape.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: I was drinking so many margaritas that Alex Hanald took
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: a long bath before he scaled the wall, before he
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: did the free solo. He just was in the water
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: for a long long time. Feet sounded like a little
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: SaaS clapping.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So what happened with the sixteen marks?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: You get fucked up? Uh? You flip the golf cart? Well,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be better to talk about your passport.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: No, No, I don't want to talk about my passport. Sure, yeah,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: it's already on my stress.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Who is administering that test for you?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: There's no tests?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Wasn't it Shaniqua? And I'm not saying that pejoratively.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: No, Shaniqua was the lady that I was speaking to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: on the phone this morning from the FedEx.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: And there's paperwork to back that up.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Yes. And by the way, that's Shanika with an sh yes,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: not a h, which is how I know it. You
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: do like school, Shanik holds Claw.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, but I think that's Chamik sure, Chamik cold squaw. Wow.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: Remember her a w NBA legend. Yeah, not to be
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: confused with Shanique.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: Coleslaw right, or Sharkisha or aie board Yeah, all different things,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: of course, of course.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I drank sixteen Marguerite's and it was just all
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: day long because I had gotten through the performance of
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: the show and it was such a hell gig that
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: I just said, now I need to put that behind
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: me and forget. And on Saturday night, first of all,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: they had a live musician named oh Brett Brett uh
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: country musician. He was amazing, Young Brett Young. You ever
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: heard of they? No?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: How old is he?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: That's his name? This guy is unbelievable.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: This is a classic sixteen marks deep they got like
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: a local guy performed.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: No, dude, this is not a local guy. Brett Young, dude,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: this is a big deal. This dude's a big fucking deal. Network,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: He's a big fucking deal.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Take it to LA Classic four million, number one.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Not as big of a deal as I thought. That's
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: pretty He got any hits, Yes, he's got hits.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Come home, bro Brett Young his ex wife, his daughter
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: was he at the hotel or was he at the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: golf club.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: He was at the club club. But he was a
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: I mean he did like a truly a very haunting
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: acoustic set for an hour where haunting. He was the
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: entertainment for Friday night. They had a fog machine for him,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: and I was turning around everybody and I was like,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: you know, if I'd had a fog machine, might I
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: would have been Yeah? Yeah, sheet code. Yeah, people were
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: laughing for the first time. Yeah, something I had said.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: You were among the people the entire time that you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: had just on the comedy show.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's the problem is that I had to marinate
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: in my bomb.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you like, did you feel like the comedy
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: show lasted the entire time? Like you had to almost
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: make up for it, or like, no, be funny the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: entire time.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Once they had seen it, they were like, we don't
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: need to hear any more jokes from this guy. They
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: were like, ooh, let's let him develop a little longer
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: before we ask for quite right follow ups. It was hell.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: It was a true hell game.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: The only way a show like that works is if
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: it's someone that everyone there is already knows and it
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: is under the assumption like this guy's hysterical and is
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: yeah as a fan if like Kevin Hart showed up right.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: So instead, what happened was the head golf bro at
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: eight thirty pm on a Thursday night, when everyone had
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: flown in for this event and was catching up and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: drinking and and you know, having a great boisterous time
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: deep into the night. All of a sudden he was like,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: excuse me, everybody, We've got a special treat. Please welcome
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: a comedian you've never fucking heard of, Francis Ellis. And
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: people were like, what they listen to show the way
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: that like we listened to the safety briefing on an airplane. Yeah,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: he's like, I get it, I get it. I had
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: to do half an hour and I was looking at
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: my watch being like, seventeen more minutes, folks, just hang
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: on for dear life. I had some good jokes that
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I'd written and and they just didn't matter. It just
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: didn't matter.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: And you could have done like you could have done
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: Chappelle's killing him softly, like word for word, a bombed
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: scale bro.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: There was a bar, it's outside outdoors. Comedians like low ceilings,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: trapped energy, trapped sound, had the heavens as my limit.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I was performing to the gods. A celestial expanding universe
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: was my roof. And so the the you know, the bar,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: there was like a twenty guys at the bar, ordering
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: drinks and stuff like that. And when the when I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: started my set, none of them turned around really, they
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: just stayed with their backs to me, ordering drinks and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: having drinks. What who you got there? Is that Shanikwa?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Shanko was coming.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: With somebody were they? Where's everyone seated?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: There were about seven people seated in front of.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Me, Oh my god, and then there were.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: About maybe fifteen people in the middle that were kind
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: of milling around.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: And at what point, like and then there were like
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: ten guys at the bar. Like when you're you're five
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: minutes in, what's going through your head? Just get through it.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I have to do twenty five more minutes in order
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: to honor my contracts.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: And at that point where you're like, I don't even
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: give a fuck, Like I just got to get through this.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: You just you dig I'm not sweating. I know my
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: worth is a comic. I know going in that this
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: is going to be an impossible task. And uh, you know,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: I'm taking the piss a little. I'm I'm like, this
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: is my first time performing at this club, it'll be
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: my last. You know that kind of club, club, golf club.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: Did you play well? At least maybe they'll invite you
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: back to play.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: I did not play well. I hadn't in three months now.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: In the one thing that was amazing was that on
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Saturday I got so drunk drinking all day. Uh, this
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: is a club where you don't have to wear shoes.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: It's very relaxed, and I didn't wear shoes. I didn't
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: put shoes on for like thirty eight hours. Sam My
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: feet looked like hell, I'm sure because I was losing
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: and walking into the brambles to find him. I mean,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: I really looked like a wayward team.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: And I.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Got so drunk on Saturday night that I ended up
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: having a conversation with a table and I don't blackout,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: but I didn't remember this conversation. And I woke up
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: on Sunday knowing that I had to fly to Dave
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: in the Keys through Miami. And I woke up on
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Sunday to a message asking for my passport from a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: number I didn't know, and I said I'm sorry, who's
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: this and they were like, it's Jamie from last night.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, so sent them my passport and
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: then they were like, we'll be picking you up in
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: an hour and a half. And then I got in
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: a car with four people I didn't remember to drive
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: to an airport to fly on a private jet with
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: them to Miami.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: That's amazing, that's crazy.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: It was. It was the opposite of every drunken mistake
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: I've ever made. It was as if, what's the liquid
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: luck in Harry Potter? What's that called luxumb something? Can
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: we find the name of that where He's like, I
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: need to go to Hagrid's cottage. I just have a
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: feeling that's where I need to go. I Is it
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: just called like Felix felicis? Yeah, like good luck.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's Harvard's mantra.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: That's Yale's mantra.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I knew.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: I just somehow like got it all right in my
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: drunken stupor, and I ended up getting myself a seat
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: on a private jet. Now, the craziest part of this
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: was that I didn't know really the people that were
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: so kind as to host me on their Yeah, Jamie
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: ended up being the fiance, but I thought she was
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: the daughter. So I thought it was two parents and
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: their two children, and the children were like twenty six
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: or twenty six or something like that. Kids. No, no,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: they were twenty seven ish. But I thought it was brother, sister, mother, father. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: And so I'm in the front seat of this car
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: going to the private airport and the Dominican Actually there
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: was no private airport which we flew out.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: Of Quedotho Plata, just just a piece of land.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the It was the commercial airport, which
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: was great because I actually saw the plane that I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: was supposed to have been on. Oh nice, and I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: got to walk out on the tarmac past that piece
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: of shit American Airlines flight onto a fucking jet. Yeah.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: So what would what was going on with Jamie? You
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: thought she was the sister, so you were talking to her,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: well sister.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Trust me, imagine my shock when they started making out
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: on the plane, brother and sister. I was like, well,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say anything. They're paying for this fight.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: I can't. But dude, in the car on the way there,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: I kept being very deferential to the man that I
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: thought was the father. Yeah, because I just assumed that
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: he had covered this whole thing, and I was like, well,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: you know, thank you so much for all of this,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: and he's like, yeah, of course, like we really enjoyed
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: your comedy. And I was like, now you fucking didn't.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: And come to find like halfway through the flight that
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: that was just a The guy was like a friend
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: of the kid and the young man, and the young
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: man was the one who had booked the whole thing,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: and he was engaged to Jamie. Oh, so they were
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: a couple, and then the older people were just their friends.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: And the whole time I had been thanking the older
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: guy for like putting me on the jet, and he
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: was accepting the thanks.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's weird, weird move by him.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: That is nuts.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: What you can't just so he's a little bit of
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: a wonder kind situation. What is that guy's like twenty seven,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: he's got a private jet.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: He had a net jets account.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: I mean that's so what was his what was history table?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know there I could. I was trapped in
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: my own ignorance, meaning I couldn't reveal how little I
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: knew because you by that point, we were in such
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: a place of generosity that to be like, so, who
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: are you again would have been very rude.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what if they made you what?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: I feel like?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: You got on and they were like, you just gotta
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: fill out like this log, like the flight log I
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: would have done. And you saw the other names and
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: it was like Chris Tucker, BB NET and Yahoo Jeff Epstein.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: They were like, we'll be flying over Miami and Little
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Still Saint James, and I hope you guys don't mind.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: Trust me. It's way faster to Miami from here.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: And I've been like, you guy's got any pontoon, but
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: bring you back to the mainland.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to Stephen Hawking. He just like, yeah,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: he was too uncomfortable to ask, I know, who are
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you again? I don't remember you.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Anyway. So that was surreal.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: That's sick.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: And uh, I've never I've never had something like that
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: happen where I just like didn't really remember somehow finding
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: my way onto a private plane where I had no
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: idea what was going on.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: You've fu to Miami. But if that means you flew
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: over the keys basically, if you're going dr to Miami, yeah,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: did you fly over days they couldn't kicked you out
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: and let your parachute into Key Wes.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: I'd have liked that, because here's how it ended up going.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: I landed in the private airport in Miami. Have you
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: have you ever flown private? No?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: Be to Miami.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: That's embarrassing.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: What's what's crazy about flying private is that a lot
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: of the private airports are like fucking nothing. Yeah, they're
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: they're they're like shacks. Yeah, yeah that you know, there's
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: like a rolling barbed wire gate. Yeah, that separates the
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: airport from.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: It's probably tough to call it an uber from there.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: You do and and and they're like twenty minutes away.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: But I I had to call an uber to the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: private airport, yeah, to take me to the public airport
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: rent old car place where I got out and then
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: had to like go up the stairs with all my
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: bags into the rental car place to be like Hi, yes, yeah,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: i'd like a FOURD escape on our super National account.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Did you lie to the uber driver? I would have
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: made up some story just to keep the tap of
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: the allusions to him.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: No, I was a woman and she didn't speak English.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: But I I then drove to the airport Hilton Blue
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Lagoon in Miami, which was the worst hotel I've.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Still you said that had the fucked in towel.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: It had a towel that had been used as a hand.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: That's tough a hand towel. I will say.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: The one thing, the hotel that we stayed at in
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: Detroit was the nicest hotel I've ever stayed at.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: The camp Cambria.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Cambria is a nice Is that like a popular Well
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: it's probably a subsidiary of group.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: Not the surrounding area not so much. But the actual
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: hotel was like really fucking nice. They had like a
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: golf simulator on the basement floor.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: Oh cool, Tyler, who who owns Cambria?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: That's what we got to find out.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Larry Silverstein like, what what hotel group owns Cambria?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Couchar management?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no choice hotels. Okay, does that
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: do anything for you? I don't know what we're talking about.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: We're figuring out looking stuff up, you know what I mean.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Some of the stuff is going to hit, some of
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: the stuff is. So did you stay at that nice
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: hotel where in.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: The d R Okay, so I thought we were going
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: to but then they they had a condo open up
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: at the club and they reverted us to that at
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: the last minute. But we had access to the properties.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't cause I was playing in the tournament the
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: whole time, but my buddy's wife went hung out all day.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: But dude, the property we were on was like, that's beautiful,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: too unbelievable.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have any any cubans of gars?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: No, I was too drunk. I was drunk the whole time.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: That's so nice.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: I think I had fifty margaritas in three and a
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: half days.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Any spicy marks or just the regular space.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: Just regulars have been sitting like crazy.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. It hasn't been solid for
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: a while. Yeah, my inside and this is where all
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: that weight came from.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the sugar is just will definitely do that.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Think of the citrus.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so much grit. You're just gonna shot out
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: yellow gatorade.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: My stomach acid. Yeah, it's brutal. I had to fucking
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: my drive from Cleveland to Detroit. I had to stop
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: three times to ship It's a two hour drive.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, what where'd you stop?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: Just pulled over?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: I stopped at sheets the first time, and then the
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: two second times. The problem with the sheets one two seconds.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: The problem with the sheets one was that there was
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: a lot of there was like a line, so I
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 6: couldn't really get it all out. And then I had
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: to again at a rest stop. And then the third
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: time was like I wanted to stop to get a drink,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: and I was like, I may as well just go
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: to the bathroom again.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: That's how you get it.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: The second time was the one where it was like,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: I gotta find a toilet now.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking terrifying.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Brandon, and I might opener. Brandon. We left from
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: Denver last night at exactly the same time. My flight
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: was eleven fifty five and his was midnight on the dot.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: He was on Jet Blue. I was on Delta. His
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: flight was delayed ten minutes, ten minutes on the target.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and my flight landed at JFK on time,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: and his flight got diverted to Albany. That's brutal because
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: of the wind, and that to me, to me, that
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: means the pilots on Delta Airlines are better than the
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: pilots at Jet Blue.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody. I mean, it's top to bottom, because it's whoever's
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: in the in the in the towers making sure that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: they get on there on their marks fast. You know.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: It's it's the entire unit is working as a fist
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: as opposed to the fingers of Jet Blue just disorganized.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine that the weather between when I landed.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: In airline to get a job as a pilot nailed it.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, I got one more story. I know I'm really
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: going over. I apologize to our listeners. Well, it's fine,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: I'm totally violated.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Anger. They're probably coming here for this.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: No, No, they don't like it. They don't like me,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: and that's okay, I get it. People don't have to.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: But I'll say this. When we flew to the dr
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: we flew on Jet Blue, and I had a pilot
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: that was the most performative person I've ever seen in
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: my entire fucking life. And I'm not kidding it like
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: that doing this, dude. Okay, we're taking off from JFK.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: He comes out before we leave the gate, right, and
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: he comes out and takes the flight attendance intercom phone
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: so that he's seen. Yeah, he's front and center in
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: the in the middle of the aisle and he goes like,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: good even, good morning everybody, like, you know, thank you
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: for flying Jet Blue. We're flying blah blah blah, starts
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: rattling off statistics about Jet Blue, and I'm like, buddy, yeah,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: no one gives a fuck. I'm like jet boo yah boo. Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: he does all this stuff, and then he's like and
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: he's wearing a lanyard that has like a veteran on it,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: you know, and he goes, he goes, you, guys, I
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: understand that he goes. I understand that flying can be
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: pretty scary for people, but I just wanted you to
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: know you're in good hands. I have twenty twenty six
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: years of military experience flying for the Air Force, and
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: then my co pilot has seven years of civilian airfling,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: which was the most like yeah, massive aggressive way like
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: discredit yeh. He's like, yeah, I was flying through flak
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: and on bombing rates. Meanwhile, you know, my buddy, he
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: ran from Tucson to fucking's happens to me? If anything
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: happens to me, is there anyone on board that has
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: any flying experience, because we're gonna need somebody with some
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: military experience to to step up and fly this rig.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: So he does all that, right, yea, And he goes
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: through his whole spiel and does all that. Then he
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: starts doing it all again in Spanish, and all the
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: Dominican people on the flight started going and I was like,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: not my halftime show. It was just purely thats like,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: you know, fucking pander to all the Dominican and they
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: liked it. They did like it. But I was like,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: come on, man, yeah, come on, buddy's attle just showing
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: us that you're bilingual. Do we need that?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, such a flex, such a.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: She started signing it after Yeah, but the two flight
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: attendants like, hoist him up, and people on the back can.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: See I will say that his resume and all that
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: did give me a sense of calm, knowing that we
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: had someone that I mean, I'm usually pretty calm.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Same as soon as you see their elbow, you're good
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: to go. You were also telling me.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: Exactly, I mean, as soon as you like, I don't know,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: it's it's pretty hard to become a commercial pilot without
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: a doubt. Yeah, a lot of hours in the sky.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Out of Frontier. They just let the first guy, first
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: man up. Yeah, Frontier, Frontiers volunteer in Uber. It's like
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: just applying for Uber to show your ideas. Shared a
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: count on Frontier. Uh, it's so nice.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: You don't see jet Blue anywhere on that list of difficult.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: It was FedEx was number two.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: I'd rather fly for FedEx than Jeff.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: They care more about the packages that we get than
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: the people on jet Blue.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: You're not wrong, brother, You're not wrong.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Especially if they're so was Japanese down.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: I'm on there, can we see good boys?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: I gotta wrap this up, do Yeah? I do you
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: sure about that? I'm positive? Are you sure about that?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 6: I said one.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: It's one fifteen, disrespectful.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: I haven't talked in a long time.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: He's just trying to catch up.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: Well, we can stories after, but I gotta go do this. Unfortunately,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: that's a bummer. That's everybody.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Remember who did this to you?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: I was having a lot of fun.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Francis was just starting to tell stories.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: I was starting to loosen up. I was coming out
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: of my shell and I apologize. Did you know that
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: when you hum at a snail, it comes out no?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Did you know that it's impossible to gag while you're humming?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You know? Bees and dogs can't smell fear?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: Why are we doing this? Did you know that I
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: had a good fact?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: But mine was better?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: It was fine, it was better it. Mine was oceanic.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: Here is pretty solid, year iological Here's is good. I
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: just don't know if I like necessarily believe it like mine.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: I've tried. I used to take snaw nails off at
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: low tide and I would go and hold them between
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: my thumbs and go hmm. And you do it for
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: a long, long, long long time and they all start
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: to come out. It's really interesting.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 6: And then I gagged because you stopped humming. No, simultaneous
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 6: now because you stop humming, because I could do that.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: It was a proof. No, I was blowing a guy,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: and I wanted to the pleasure I felt and a
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: performative gag. Yeah yeah yeah, I was like, hmm, sorry
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: about that. I didn't think those two things were possible.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: All right, wait wait, wait, I really got just hold on.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: What did you say you had a good one? What
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: was your fact? Oh?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's mine was from Jerry Maguire, the little kid
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: who always has like facts. Yeah, you know, bees and
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: dogs and smoke fear.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: That's so amazing. Do you want to tell us a
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: little bit more about it. It's really that I justin,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to just leave.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Jerry Lipnikki had had that good ass fact and now
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: he looks older than Jerry McGuire.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: I can you believe it? Those kids that grew up,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: Haley Joel Osmon. I don't know what happened to his face?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you think you'd be able to reclaim it.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: And meanwhile, like Tom Cruise has gotten better looking. There
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: you go in his first couple of movies.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: It just goes to show you don't pop too early, right,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: Buy once, Cry once. That's exactly exactly, Buy once, Cry once.
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  Speaker 4: I bought Brandon a pair of Japanese jeans this weekend.
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  Speaker 6: It's very nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's a cool store in Denver called Blue Inn Green.
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  Speaker 4: And I also bought these jeans which are there from
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  Speaker 4: their Japanese jeans. They're pretty good. Huh you like those?
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  Speaker 1: Just give those few.
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  Speaker 4: I have to leave, Harry, Before you go, I have
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: to go. I want you to come check out these
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: jeans I'm wearing.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: You get your ticket out of this.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: What do I have to buy you as a clothing item, Harry,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: that you would wear on the pod.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 6: These Harvard sweatshirts.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: If you don't wear one of those, I'm coming over
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: your home and I'm going to yank that fire escape
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: down to a full muscle up, lift your window and
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: come in there and clean your apart.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: He's gonna renegade row your neck.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: I'm going to clean it. Well, we'll see. We'll see
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: about that. I'm going to find that sleeping neighbor of
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: yours and make out with her. Yeah, well that did
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: have fun sleeping beauty over there.
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  Speaker 6: All right, I.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: Gotta I gotta wrap this up, are you sure?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we're just kind of starting to get
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: like I.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: Feel like we got the ball rolling snowball rolling downhill here.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna start reading ads.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess that's the end of the episode. Everybody,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 6: I told you guys, I had to be done twenty minutes.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: You got Harry going off the tofore.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: I said that, I said when we started, I said
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: I have until twelve fifty, and now it's one twenty.
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  Speaker 4: I think what we've learned is that our audience really
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: likes longer episodes.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: I know, and they understand. I understand that commitment. I
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 6: understand that, but I had another thing I have to do.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: Well. I'm sorry everybody at home. I did my best.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: I tried not to talk. I failed. Tried to keep.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Harry here failed.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: The only person who really came out clean today and
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: pitched a perfect game was wrong.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't even really I had that dumb ass for
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: I actually.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 6: Have to go.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: I have to leave. Doesn't seem like I swear to God,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: I gotta walk over to this thing. If you had
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: to go so bad, why would you still be here?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: I have waiting for you guys to stop talking so
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: we can do the ads. Just not kidding, just an
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: Just do an ad? God, which one do you have
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 6: to Which one do I have to do? I?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, do that?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Just rip an ad.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: There were a lot of ads in the Dominican. There
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: were these billboards along the road.