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FIRST LOOK: Stoner Comedy "Baked Goods" · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on Artists on artists.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, do we have a panel for you today.
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  Speaker 3: History's Screenwriting Expert panel of new voices in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Costumes are a character.
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  Speaker 5: Buck Mary kil wide shot, two shot, close up.
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  Speaker 2: This artist on artists on artists on artists. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know why they call it show business? I always wonder that.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artist.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's the sound of getting high. We love movies
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  Speaker 5: where people get high.
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  Speaker 6: A movie that's hitting box offices all over the world
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  Speaker 6: is Baked Goods, and we got the cast here today.
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  Speaker 7: The cast of Baked Goods comes from around the world
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  Speaker 7: and came together for one very special mission to make
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  Speaker 7: a movie about token up that gets the kids happy.
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  Speaker 2: So puff puff pass and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: To be here with you guys. Oh yeah, this is
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  Speaker 5: so sick. Did you guys wake hi back this morning?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Like, I'm all like, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Since we wrapped and started to post and started press,
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  Speaker 6: I've been high every day.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I definitely smoke weed and I definitely smoke this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah, man, you definitely did.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do this fucking thing we've been doing it so
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  Speaker 5: many times. I bet we could introduce each other. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I bet we could. Okay, but we could, but we could,
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  Speaker 5: we could, We totally could.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Okay, so this is my friend. No, no, no, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do mine.
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  Speaker 5: I'll do You could do me, though.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do mine. I'll do mine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So this is I was about to introduce myself
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  Speaker 1: like the third person.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sarah Blat and I played.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Stoppa's family name.
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  Speaker 1: And I played uh Melissa in Baked Goods.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, my name is Wiley Kitchen and I played uh,
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  Speaker 7: they called me Orange. I played Orange in Baked Orange.
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  Speaker 7: The kind of the party guy, the dealer, the kind
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  Speaker 7: of fucking wild ass dude.
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  Speaker 5: It was fun.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's up, every body? My name is Violet, and
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  Speaker 6: I played uh star Spangled in Star Spangled. She's a
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  Speaker 6: little motherfucker who loves America.
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  Speaker 8: We love the really pro American Yeah yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 8: Stoner's and the pro America crowd has been I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Well that's my character. You guys, your character like hates
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  Speaker 6: that I love America.
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  Speaker 5: We acknowledge it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we call it out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Derek Feats and I play Wonky. I
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  Speaker 3: was also the writer and director of this movie. I
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  Speaker 3: was super excited to be here with the people I cast.
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  Speaker 2: Derek.
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  Speaker 4: When you called me, I mean I remember you, like
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  Speaker 4: call my agent. My agent like didn't pick it up.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a mess.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah you called me, and I was like, dude, I
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  Speaker 6: am so ready for this.
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  Speaker 3: Like I was so confused because I'm like dialing your agent,
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  Speaker 3: like yo, I'm about to give this girl like freaking
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  Speaker 3: huge come up. And then like like I was not
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  Speaker 3: bigging up, but then like I text you, I'm like, yo, big.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I grew up with you, Derek. I grew up
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  Speaker 4: with Derek.
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  Speaker 5: This is the dream. We all grew up together.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a farting in all your guys' pillow case.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even say that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a nasty girl.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, like the cats out of the bag. These
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  Speaker 3: are my homies from where I grew up. We're all
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  Speaker 3: these are my hosts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah called me a home.
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  Speaker 1: And it's so crazy, like it's such a bob likely story,
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  Speaker 1: Like all four of us were all in the Harvard lampoon.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like we came from this small town and give.
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  Speaker 5: Me this small connected to comedy.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: We all, yeah, we grew up kind of in the
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  Speaker 7: bad part of Powell Alto and then we went together
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  Speaker 7: to to to Harbor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was crazy when we all got our accepted.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember that? Because you got deferred first? Right,
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  Speaker 5: So I was.
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  Speaker 4: The only one that got deferred.
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  Speaker 5: That sucked. That sucks.
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  Speaker 6: I like when I found out I got deferred, I like.
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  Speaker 4: Went in the bathroom to the biggest ship in my
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  Speaker 4: life and let it go.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you want to let it go.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like the moment you let it go is
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  Speaker 3: when they were like, actually we're letting.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you were always kind of like our little
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  Speaker 1: baby sister, you know, And so sorry.
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  Speaker 6: I came right after I showed up, and I slapped
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  Speaker 6: the bag, the wine bag.
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  Speaker 7: We used to be slapping, remember in high school, and
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  Speaker 7: we would slap that Franzia bag all day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And now we made a movie that people paid, people
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  Speaker 3: are and people are loving it.
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  Speaker 5: Surprising.
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  Speaker 2: It was so weird.
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  Speaker 6: Did you guys get contacted about the New York Times? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I had to give my photo and information, and I
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  Speaker 6: was like, you want how much?
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  Speaker 10: They asked for so much information? And I was about
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  Speaker 10: the movie or was it about something I wanted to
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  Speaker 10: know about my tax returns?
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, this is weird for press. And
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  Speaker 6: I was like, you're knocking on violence door.
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  Speaker 5: You want?
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  Speaker 4: You want information about my finances?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, your parents own like ten
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  Speaker 1: percent of the wealth and like, and.
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  Speaker 3: Okay for the bad part beside you, you're the good
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  Speaker 3: the tracks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad's smothers smothers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, your dad loves money, he will, he'll.
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  Speaker 4: He smuggles and smugs.
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  Speaker 7: My family doesn't have as much money as you guys.
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  Speaker 7: Did My parents only invented Angie's List?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Angie, your mom's so hot.
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  Speaker 5: Don't say that about my mom, man, I don't care. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My my parents actually were the founders of home Goods,
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  Speaker 3: where I got the name of the movie Baked Goods.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I thought it was a pun on on
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  Speaker 5: like being high.
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  Speaker 1: And it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is but that, but you could call it anything
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  Speaker 5: if it's so.
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  Speaker 3: The movie just is about just so the audience knows
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  Speaker 3: it's about basically, a group of ragtag friends decide to
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  Speaker 3: get together and try to bake the largest cookie in
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  Speaker 3: the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They get really high and they make a big ass cookie.
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  Speaker 5: They get big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they encounter some trials and tribulations along the way,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a little bit of a road.
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  Speaker 3: Trend, and there's a villain, the big, the big, the
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  Speaker 3: pastry chef, yeah, the pastry chef.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, thank you so much to Angela Lansbury.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, working with her was like a dream co Trew,
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  Speaker 5: I did you get her to do this? Because I
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  Speaker 5: did not even know that I would be able to
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  Speaker 5: do to happen.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly have no idea, Like I feel like there
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  Speaker 3: was I feel like what I remember when she showed
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  Speaker 3: up to set, she was very confused.
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  Speaker 5: She had no idea what she was walking into. She
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  Speaker 5: was like, I thought this was gonna be like a
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  Speaker 5: different thing.
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  Speaker 3: But she also said like in this point in her career,
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  Speaker 3: she's just looking to have fun, you know, so, and
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  Speaker 3: this movie was fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, pranks on set to really.
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  Speaker 2: Good improviser too, so fun.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember that heart attack prank she kept doing?
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't funny, it was so fun because her personal
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  Speaker 6: she was so stressed, she was to CJ.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, girls, love you.
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  Speaker 7: I keep saying like, hey, we got to get together
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  Speaker 7: for drinks, like let's catch up, and she's like, I
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  Speaker 7: do not have the time.
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  Speaker 5: She says that she's so.
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  Speaker 7: Blund Yeah, CJJ, She's like, I literally do not have
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  Speaker 7: time free time of all those planks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet I think she's doing a behind closed
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  Speaker 2: doors too.
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  Speaker 5: That's what said. Because one time it happened where Angela
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  Speaker 5: pretended to have a heart attack. I was on the set.
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  Speaker 5: I think we were shooting the boat scene. I think
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  Speaker 5: I missed that day. Yeah, so that's weird. When a director,
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  Speaker 5: yeah said, guys just going without me? It was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: There was a PA that stepped in and he was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: He crushed.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 6: That just going places like to be offered to direct
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  Speaker 6: for one day as a PA is a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds pretty terrifying, especially a boat chase that chase as
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  Speaker 1: high as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: We both ripped a big old bang, a big.
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  Speaker 5: Old bang, big old bang. We smoke a lot of
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  Speaker 5: weed for real, so like this isn't and when we
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  Speaker 5: say bang, that was kind of our set. Bang, big
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  Speaker 5: old bang.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know this, but in on
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood sets, a bong is called a bang, yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: so they get it past.
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  Speaker 7: The yeah and so yeah, So Angela did a fake
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  Speaker 7: heart attack on the boat and she fell down and
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  Speaker 7: c J didn't react because she knew it was another one.
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  Speaker 7: And I saw Angela get up and go in to
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  Speaker 7: CJ's face. She was like, this is not the boy
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  Speaker 7: who cried Wolf. One of these days, it's going to
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  Speaker 7: be real and you have to actually get through every time,
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  Speaker 7: or you're on your fucking ass. And she grabbed CJ
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  Speaker 7: by the b and she held c J over the water.
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  Speaker 7: She said, this could be I.
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  Speaker 5: Can't believe I missed that, but that must be like working.
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  Speaker 5: That's Tommy shouldn't have been allowing that to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a real director like me would have not
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  Speaker 3: allowed that to happen on the set. But I was sick,
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  Speaker 3: so I had to miss it.
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  Speaker 6: But I guess being a personal assistant for someone so old,
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  Speaker 6: they want to prep you for their death, you know
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  Speaker 6: what I mean, and they want you.
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  Speaker 5: To like act fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, the movie is great. You guys should go loud. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there's like that was absolutely insane. That was so loud.
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  Speaker 5: That was literally the loud. Yeah, that was wild, replicated,
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  Speaker 5: need to replicate it. You just said it for real.
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  Speaker 2: We did like ten takes of you're doing that burp
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  Speaker 2: scene in the movie.
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  Speaker 5: Where was this or I had to ad r that in?
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  Speaker 5: I had to call a professional belcher in.
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  Speaker 2: You never.
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  Speaker 5: Did you guys like working with me as I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck it.
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  Speaker 4: They're not moderating this. Let's just talk.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a star man. You're like hugely successfully. You
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  Speaker 1: came up, you shot up before all of us did.
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  Speaker 4: And snow White movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing the Seven Huntsman Part three, Seven hunts
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  Speaker 3: They're not no, the Seven Huntsmen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we can't do dwarves anymore.
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, no, they don't like that. They yeah, but
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  Speaker 5: it's gonna be wild, like I mean, like yeah, like
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  Speaker 5: I hit the scene early.
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  Speaker 3: Like that short film Bangers and Bangers and Bangers and
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  Speaker 3: Boz got me started, you know like that, which was
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  Speaker 3: crazy to come up like that, like just like shoot
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  Speaker 3: to the top and then immediately doing like music videos
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  Speaker 3: for rappers.
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  Speaker 5: Made Lily Tomlin's Top ten list.
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  Speaker 3: I made Lily Thomas Top ten, which was such an honor.
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  Speaker 3: I've been following Lily Tomans Top ten for years now.
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  Speaker 5: Well it's not.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's top ten kind of every few years and
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  Speaker 7: it doesn't relate to the year.
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  Speaker 5: So your Bangers and Bangers and Bangers and Booze was
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  Speaker 5: on there yeh. And then raisins was on there just
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  Speaker 5: the fruit and then what a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was crazy just to come just to be
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  Speaker 3: in league with raisins Is in general, it was insane.
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  Speaker 3: Like my short Field Bankers and Bangers Bangers, which is
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  Speaker 3: about like my relationship with my father, like like he
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  Speaker 3: was alcoholic and like also smoked weed and I was
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  Speaker 3: like trying to like approach it like a different way,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 5: But this movie, we just get baked and make a
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  Speaker 5: big cookie. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we're just fucking dumb in it.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's a there's heart, there's hard Like I like
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  Speaker 3: Melissa like had a lot of heart and like the
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  Speaker 3: care like I would write a.
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  Speaker 5: Character, did like have this movie on your back?
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  Speaker 4: And I have to say, like, yeah, incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Well I noticed I was the only one with a
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  Speaker 2: normal name.
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  Speaker 4: In this movie. Yeah, A Protagonists.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I was kind of trying to drive the
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  Speaker 2: ship a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: And huge man, you made a female lead movie was
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  Speaker 5: so excited.
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  Speaker 2: Stoners.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is you. You guys actually have no no
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  Speaker 5: irony in that.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's huge, thank you man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, and you have no idea how hard the
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  Speaker 3: studio fought me on that. They were like, fuck no,
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  Speaker 3: like stoners are guys, And I was like, you nerds
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  Speaker 3: aren't even in the fucking culture man. Like girls, I'll
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  Speaker 3: say it right here. Girls get higher than guys off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because our tolerance is literally lower, our bodies are smaller.
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  Speaker 10: Usually getting paid less. My tolerance is low, So we're
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  Speaker 10: so fucking much higher than you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's like what I It was just like
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  Speaker 3: crazy because I was like, that's what I wanted to show.
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  Speaker 5: Like, we've seen all the stoner guy comedies. We've been there,
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  Speaker 5: we've done that. What about a stoner girl comedy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I mean granted, you guys did dress us like like
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  Speaker 6: men and you look completely.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, well yeah yeah. When I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I wear.
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  Speaker 4: Some lip gloss, they were like, you can't look at
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  Speaker 4: you active, you have to be dirty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I remember we.
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  Speaker 1: Would go into hair and makeup and they would actually
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  Speaker 1: like take makeup off of us, like they'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you have a little Foundation on the night before All Gone.
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  Speaker 6: So there's still a lot of work to do behind
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  Speaker 6: the movement. Like I think women can be pretty an stoners.
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  Speaker 2: I really think so. I think, yeah, I think we
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  Speaker 2: can look just like kind of like we do.
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  Speaker 4: You guys give me bigger cheeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gave you bigger cheeks.
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  Speaker 4: Because they wanted me to be chipmunk. Like I did
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  Speaker 4: appreciate that.
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  Speaker 5: And you guys made me.
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  Speaker 7: You guys made me gain weight, yeah, or you made
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  Speaker 7: me yeah, you made me grow out only my neck beard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I have been working really hard on my
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  Speaker 7: body and I'm like the I'm a spokesperson for a
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  Speaker 7: nutrient system, so like that was like, yeah, you knew
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  Speaker 7: that really Like yeah, So I like really had to
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  Speaker 7: give it all up because I was like my homie, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: one of my hoes from back in the.
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  Speaker 3: Day, Like you guys are my absolute host because are
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  Speaker 3: my hoes. Like we were making a movie, so I
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  Speaker 3: had to like make it happen. But I had to
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  Speaker 3: like basically be in the worship of my wife for
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  Speaker 3: this movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like you guys know, like working with the studio
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  Speaker 3: is tough, Like there's compromises. So like in order to
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  Speaker 3: get two female female leads, I had to sign a
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  Speaker 3: contract that I would make them really manly and like
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  Speaker 3: then like the girls that were girly girls had to
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  Speaker 3: be very very like girly girly girls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had to be really really hot, and they
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  Speaker 1: couldn't talk very much, which is a shame because they
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  Speaker 1: were so funny, so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Bella was so she was so far like they have
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  Speaker 3: to mike her, people do not, Like she was my
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  Speaker 3: drug dealer's girlfriend and she was like tearing up that scene.
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  Speaker 4: Please start miking Belahide.
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  Speaker 2: Like her.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, like so, like we had to do some compromises,
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  Speaker 5: and I guess I'm sorry about.
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  Speaker 1: That, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know, I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: us having this dialogue, you know, but you should still
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  Speaker 1: see the movie.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's an amazing it's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys want to see that. Bell Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So it's so I'll explain for the audience. It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, so we got Josh Peck from Jake and
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  Speaker 3: Josh He's like yeah, yeah, but I remember I cast
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  Speaker 3: him because of Drake and Josh Yes potential, yes, And
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: so he's this big, mean drug dealer. I thought to
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: be funny, like Josh from Drake and Josh is like
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: a mean drug dealer who could beat his girlfriend and
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: who's also like a really mean drug dealer that lets
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Josh have it. Bellaheadeed so our our characters, like our
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Melissa and Orange and Star Spangled. They walk in and
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: they're trying to be like cool because these drug dealers
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: are intense and they need.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: The flower for the cookies. There's this is there. They're
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: drug dealers, and also they sell a lot of good
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: yea because they.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Had so they had this.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: The bakery was their front, uh huh, and like it
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: was a front for their like their drug business in
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the back, and so they did also have an intricate
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: knowledge of baking because they had to like keep up appearances.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: So it was like that sort of funny thing for Yeah.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: So like I feel like that's enough, Like this is
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: a great scene. When did you watch it?
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Listen up, guys, I think I've had with this little
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: bigger sheianeikin.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: It's time for you guys to start paying me when
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I'm owed. What do you think about that?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Honey?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: I'm bellahdid so funny. She improvised that line. I had
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: to leave it in. I don't know where she got
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: a man.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: When she thought to say her real fucking I.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Thought it was created so crazy, like that's a metashit
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: and I was all for it. She's like tapped into
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: something that I could only wish to be involved with.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Please mike her.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: The movie, Mike her, Mike her.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, I I am so excited that this movie
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: is getting the reception that it is. But for those
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: of you who are living under a rock, who don't
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: know what this movie is about, maybe we should give
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: just like a brief thing and what this is.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: So yeah, talking about it a little bit.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: We talked about it a little bit. We did I forgot,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I forgot I forgot that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Bake Bake Goods. Sorry, my parents company is home Goods.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: Why don't you explain the climax because a lot of
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: people are like, how can this build?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Like what is the big central like moment?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like, if we're sorry, I call you your character.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: If Sarah wants me to talk about the movie.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Basically, no, no, no, no no, I just I just
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: zoned out when this happened. We can we could move
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: on and you would you know, this guy is so
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: high all the time.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: And it was so funny because on set we would be,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you know, we would be passing around like a blunt
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: or something, and then he would.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: We call blunts bunch, we call bongs bank.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we got in a bunch.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: We would be passing around the bobbies and then he
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: would say, I'm going to take mine in the other room,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: and so he would take it all the way into.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: The other room and then he would come back out
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: and go like, I just didn't want you guys to
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: see me. But we knew that you were smoking so
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: much when you went into.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was smoking so much.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I smoke a lot, like I get high a lot,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: and I totally am right now.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's like I had to like, I don't
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: like being looked at, which is why I was doing that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm freaking.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Clock all the time. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's something about me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: So like, why don't we just do you think they
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: know what the movie is about? Oh, we should talk
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Bake Goods is a movie is called Baked.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: It's about Wait, what's home goods? Home goods is my
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: parents store? Bake Good is this movie that I directed
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: and wrote coming out with my friends, and it's out
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: and it's about stoners that decide to build the world's
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: largest cookie and to impress.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's to impress obviously, Melissa's uh at crush from high school,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: uh Jonathan, played by none other than Jave Franco.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Dave frank.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Good and so uh because she knows Dave Franco loves
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: baking and love, you know, desserts of any kind. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: so she's like, I gotta I he doesn't notice me,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So I gotta make a big statement. I gotta get
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the Guinness Book of World Records out there. I gotta
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: get And so she goes on this journey. What is.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: The smell is real?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Too for real?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: You can spell that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: So yeah, So working with Dave Franco was a treat
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: and a half.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Like I've been a big fan of Dave Franco for
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: a while and I felt like, well, like the movie
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: for me was kind of like this beautiful analogy, like
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: of like when people like put their mind together and
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: can work as a team, they can build something back
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: that's bigger than the world has ever seen. But you
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: have to get past like your differences, you know well,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: and like I love.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: That, like that twist and what she did in the movie,
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: because Melissa's whole thing is she's like, we're gonna make.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: The world's biggest cookie. But the only people she knows
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: that has that much flower pun intended and actual flower
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: is her stoner friend. So she has to convince them
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: that they're making a weed cookie and that's why they
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: come on board. And she sneaks in and she takes
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: all the weed out and she's just making a real cookie.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: And I love that twist at the end. I'd love
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: that twist at the end when you reveal that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: The cookie actually is a normal cookie and everyone feels
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: betrayed and everyone pulls out guns.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's happened.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Because they were so bad.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: There was like a mafia connection in there. It was
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like Ken Jong, it was like leading the mafia.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: We love can Ken Nikki scenes together were so good, incredible.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I could not believe that you thought to put them
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: together in anything.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I because young is so funny, and then I
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: was the Jonathan Lipnikki killed Stewart Little. He was so
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: good and Stuart Little wait in the end, in the end,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: he killed him no, like he no, no, well, you're
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: smoking too much.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: I'm actually I'm really high, actually smoking so high. I
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: smoked three grams today.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: That's insane, Like that's a lot of way.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: What was the craziest about our movie spoiler alert was
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: when you took the weed flower out and we you
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: put it in the urn and we thought it was
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: my mom's ashes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we ended up smoking your mom's But then.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Where we were like, I was smoking my mom's ashes.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Well, and then what about that one when we realized
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: it's the weed is because she's about to get double
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: cremated and they put her in the funeral home.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: They put the and then all the corners get Stone
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: that he was crazy Stone Corner. Oh my.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: There were so many good people and I don't remember
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: any of their names, but they were all like like
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: improv people.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think their names. I cannot remember their
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: names for the life of me.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: And it's crazy because they could really use like.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: The credit for this, I could credit them.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I really could not remember the credits because I couldn't
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: remember who I did.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: The credits person.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: They weren't in the credits because they technically credit them
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: as extras, to which is why we didn't.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: But guys, wild, okay, let's talk on set hijinks.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Oh how much time do we got? How can I
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: burt more? Please? Don't?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Though, I feel like that was like a lot of
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: people say, like when you're making a drama, it's funny,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: but when you're making a comedy, it's serious.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: And I felt like, No, I didn't cry on set.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't feel like that. I didn't understand what they
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: were saying, like it was philly and funny.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: No, I had a great time the filthy, filthy set.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like there was a day that was sad for
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: me because you kind of turned bad for a day.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Just a day you were bad. Yeah, I love feedback. Yeah, yeah, the.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Day turned bad. I remember that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I remember yea day because there was.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: That one tagline that you were like, this is going
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: to be in the trailer, this last line, and my
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: line was like I wish I didn't see that, and.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: You made me do it five hundred Yeah you didn't
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: even hit it then, and it's hard for me to hear. Luckily,
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: I'm stowing out of my mind, so I don't feel anything. Well,
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I felt like, you know, some days you just have
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: to like let people know that you're the boss every
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: once in a while.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Day you went bad, I mean you were wearing like
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a cape like it was like you like cartoon evil,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and we thought you were doing a bit for like
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I even try to say the line was not that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that line means.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: No, No, I didn't want to see It wasn't a.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Joke for a scene, because it makes sense in the trailer,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: like if you have like dah May twenty two didn't
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: want to.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: See sound, it makes sense. I mean sure, anything isolated
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Oh but that was when we were walking on the
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: street and it was super windy and you saw an
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: old woman's dress fly up, and then.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: You talk about I didn't want to see that, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: that's what I wanted, and that's what I wanted, and like, but.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: She wasn't there, Like nobody was there, so you had
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: you had all this. Yeah, like the day that there,
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: I should have brought it in.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: I just like.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Going on with mouth in the freaking sneezing scene.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Were doing the fakest sneezes in that scene.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: That scene at put too much pepper in the cookies.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, because I thought it was the Stars
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: or no Star Spangled, that it was like a trick
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: from her grandmom.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It tastes, but she read the directions wrong. It was
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: actually sugar.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: It's what you're supposed to put in the cooking.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: It mixed it up, but thought it was the black
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: little peppers, but it was the white little things.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Yea God.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: And we had just like this big, like flowery pepper
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: pita that we made.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: And we were like, what do we do with this?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So he was sneezing or trying to but they were
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: pretty fake it. Actually, I don't even think it turned
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: out that great.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Admit that.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, wait Star Spangled? Are these pepper.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yadda YadA, I don't care, you motherfuckers.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You're not listen.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Wait whoa, there's a lot of pepper.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Who it's you?
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Sneeze sneeze, sneeze. Yeah, like that clip, I felt like
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: none of us were hitting the sea.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we like we tried to pull it off, but
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I think luckily we made it towards a direction where
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: it seemed like obviously fake, but there was I got
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: a little emotional around take eleven because I was genuinely
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: trying my hardest to sneeze and I just couldn't do it.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And sometimes it was an actor you feel inadequate.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to watch.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I felt I felt like that too, Like like I
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: definitely felt that too, like being vulnerable as a director.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Was the day when I turned sad?
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: That was Oh the day you turned sad different and
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: I didn't mind it, to be honest, I'm so sorry, guys.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I was just so sad that day. I was like
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: wearing black and like eyeliners. That was okay. I was
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: into that because that was kind of that's the other
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: side of getting high sometimes, you know.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that affected me much like the day when you
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: turn bad.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that affected us.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: We were punished for that. Yeah, the day you turned
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: sad was just you, But the day turned bad was us,
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: The day you turned mad, that was like a whole
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: other thing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even it wasn't as bad as the day
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you turned bad because you were just so mad at
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: your dad at that time.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just I have daddy well, and then
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: you had your baby. So that was the day he
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: turned dad.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and one of the best days of my life
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: on set, just knowing that my wife was giving birth
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: in a hospital somewhere.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so sunglasses on the day to turn rad Yeah
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: that was well, that was really silly day.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And then we had that trash Can sponsorship on that scene,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: so that was the day you turned glad.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was all fun.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I can talk about this.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I can I tell you guys something, because like I
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: feel like the scene about the Bad Trip, like when
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: like weed hits too hard. Yeah yeah yeah I wrote
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: that yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: So much less scene was just us walking in slow motion.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I shot all on one and two forty fps,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: which is low, and you made us do slow motions.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I made you guys walk in slow motion
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and go to your head and go like uh oh
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: not good. But like I that was based on a
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: real thing like that I started thinking about one time
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: when it was too high.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah whoa yeah, So like.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I like all those hallucinations we saw.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: That was like literally like exactly what I saw, no way.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fuck man, you really got vulnerable doctor Phil's face
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: on a crow's body.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like literally I was walking around you even think
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: of that. I know, like like my brain like put
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: doctor Phil's face on bitch when they like that literally
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: happened though, Like so, like I was gonna ask as
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: a friend, like maybe for the bake goods too.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Like what are your worst trips? Is that happening? Like
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: maybe you're gonna have to give me some heads up. Yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: he's got some brand and let's go.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna do some rapid weight loss and gain.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: You're gonna make me gain one hundred pounds again. I'm
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: gonna just need your heads up because I can't do
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: it like I did. You're so high, right, yeah, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: guess I am really high.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Why do you seem sad?
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: I'm not sad, I'm high turning sad. I actually don't
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: know what I'm talking about. My worst trip I saw
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: a mouse and I named him Mickey.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: High. Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I I did some shrooms with uh
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: some people in uh we went off to oh my gosh,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: what's that island off Seattle, Oregon. Yeah, we went up
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: to Oregon and we were and we took some mushrooms
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: and uh. But then someone was like, how about we
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: candy flip and so we were like.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's people.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people who don't know.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Actually, no, I think I think I got the wrong No, no, no,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: we were doing it was LSD and then Mollie a
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: couple hours later.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: It was too much. It was too much. I had
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: lived a full life as.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Like an old monk, and then I came back and
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: what kind of a lot of people say, I just
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: went to the bathroom, you know, like a general monk.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Well, like is it like like Franciscan monk, Gregorian or
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: like Japanese monk.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I want to say it was my own ethnicity, but
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: just like I just like lived on a mountain monk. Listen,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I was tripping, so I don't totally know the specifics,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I was a white monk.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: I just want to make sure.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: If you were a white check guys, and thanks for checking.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: A lot of different months. I just wanted to make
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: color your schedule.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And so I get I get the trepidation, but no,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: even in my trip, I was not venturing into cultural appropriation.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I promise you that, I promise you that we cannot
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: have that for the movie. We're already like, yeah, I.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Wonder if you take that like really earnest trip that
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: like learning life is a monk in turn into like smurfers.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Thing that would be funny, would yeah like turn into smurf, Like, oh,
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: I see my life as a smurf.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Man, such a high guy.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Your story turned smurf.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the day my story turned smurf. Yeah, yeah, you
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: know what, Let's let's write that movie.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Let's write that movie next, did he Actually, that's a
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: good idea maybe for fake goods.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: What's the plot? So did they make another cookie?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: So so?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Basically basically when I'm thinking, it's.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why, Well, we never really answered that question of
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: the first movie was like full confidence, it was yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I was like I was trying to press Dave Franco.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: But like even in the movie, like he kind of
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: looked at the cookie when we eventually spoiler alert when
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we made the giant cookie and he went like okay,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: he went.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Cool oiler they did it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Come on?
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what I was thinking.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: So like maybe the second one is like we make
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: a bigger cookie because somebody in France has made the
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: biggest cookie.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: We won our title back.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: And French people are hilarious, and that's what you should.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Put our characters on a plane.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: And we go to powerl International. They maybe have to
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: make a croissant.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Dude, that would be fucking nuts, because, if I'm gonna
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: be honest with you, a bigger cookie than the first
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: cookie sounds like the stupidest idea for a season.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Croissant's funny, but a bigger cook No, it's.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Just the same man like not to be why yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: like because because like she has another crush cookie.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Well the crush she has is a bigger man.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: It's like a taller version of Jeff Dave Franco.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: The worst trip I ever had.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: I was smoking with my friends and suddenly I was
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: at the l Cappy Tan and I couldn't get out.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Was it for real? Were you therefore rewatching?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: It was like it was a really old movie Happy
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Penguins or something like that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Happy Happy Yeah, that sutro get shrivels up my body
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: when I think of that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: He was like really scary for it was also the
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: el cap t Have you.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Been in that place? That places place is fucking spooky.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: You don't want to get fucking stone near there, No way, man,
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: I don't I get to listen.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: To this and you're the ol capy Tan.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Fuck you?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Whoa dude?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Dude? Listen to this. Don't go to cap and Bike
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Mike Belahadi.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Bike Melahadi and Mike kellahadid we're getting crazy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: We'ringing wild here.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Wait wait a second, it's it's token just fell out
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: of your pocket, A token twelve twelve years weed sober,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: who's parking?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I don't have as a picture of your face on it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: I don't have pockets. I've been burping too much.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: They will your pockets, your buckets on Well, that can't
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: be me, dude, But it says twelve years weed sober.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Can't picture your face on it? You signed it?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: No, that can't take me.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Super intricate sober coin.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Literally, what the fuck is?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Wait back and says I, I'm not lying about this attack.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: No stop, don't pull the lands Verry, don't pull lands
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: very and we've seen this part.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Okay. I have a secret.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, go for it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Sometimes when I get really high, I like to make
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: little fake tokens like I've been.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: No listen, man, I if you're you, don't you.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: See you failed art? You were this close katting out
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: a Carbard. I'm a stoner, guys, I'm a stoner. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: care about ruining my body I care about it. I
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: like destroying my body with weed and French fries and chips.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: If you were sooner, you would know we doesn't destroy
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: your fucking body.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Nark.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of medicinal components. Listen, man, it's okay.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Like whatever you do is is your business, like you're
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: an actor in this movie, Like you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Don't have to.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: You guys stopped talking to me in high school, right
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: because I was like always telling you guys that you're
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: gonna go to Hell.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Was weird.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: You were very lu I just wanted to hot box
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: the car and super Luther so much in the back
• 37:37
  Speaker 9: of the seat, and like you were always invited, like
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: we always made sure to like this was nothing exclusive,
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: like we were just like we were just placing in
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: my car, like there's nothing.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Every single time, I'm mortified by how Lutheran I was.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: I was a Lutheran hope since then.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you got to Harvard, you weren't Lutheran anymore.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You were Presbyterian, and there it was different, but it
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: was chill.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: That ship was chill.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: I used to go to the first Memorial Harvard Church
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: watch Reverend Peter Gomes speak every Sunday guys, I.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Swear I like stoning up. If you like stoning up,
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: hit this weed in my hand.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Hit this weed.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Hit this weed.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: We say on set you want to.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: I'll hit it right now to prove. Okay, let me
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: see it. Okay, easy, Oh just this. I could house this.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I could eat this.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: How's it?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Don't eat it though, don't eat it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: No, you're doing a thing where you it's like fake eating,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: where you get it next to your mouth. We see,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: we can see, we could see this is a.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: No, we wouldn't hurt you that way.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm having a bad trip?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Is that Mickey Mouse? No, you're not.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Wait, how have we ever seen this before?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Is this the most elaboratenest on the other room?
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: This is why, Hey, guys, I actually only eat weed.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: You don't smoke. I mean, can we cut this out
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: of the interview.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: It's pretty deeply entredged to the interview going to hell.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: You guys are gonna you guys are going to.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Go the hell.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: I one hundred pounds for this movie. I get one
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: hundred pounds for this movie. Okay, and now you guys
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: are gonna kick me out. This is the first time
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: that I'm finally instant.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: People said, we're going to kick you out. You guys
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: are going to kick me out. So I got to
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: pack my bag.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Genuinely on a real level, like I think, if you
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: smoked weed, this wouldn't happen.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Really, I think you you know what would have happened.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: You know what would happen. The devil would poke me
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: with his big old pitchfork and his horns and his tail.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Stop being a Lutheran.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: You know what. I'm taking myself out of the movie.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: I want to be out of the movie. I want
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: to be taken out.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: I want to take twenty million dollars at the Christopher
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: Plumber and I don't give a ship.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Take me out, take me out. I don't want it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I don't want it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I don't want it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're being honest and vulnerable, because that's what
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: this movie is all about.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I thought you were going to be honest and vulnerable
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: right there.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I will be honest and vulnerable right now. Every time
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: that I have purported to drink a beer on set,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I have been pouring it out the side of my
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: mouth and letting it dribble out so that I don't
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: get any of.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It in but Sarah, you love beer.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I know that was my whole vibe. That was my
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: whole vibe, and it was fake.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: So can I get it? I get it?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Can I say something?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I think that being funny means being stinky.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go on.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've noticed sometimes in the mornings, I'll try to
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: eat something super stinky, so my burps are extra bad.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: So I'm extra funny.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And you can be funny without it, and you don't
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: need to spill beer out.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Why. There wasn't even that big of a beer culture
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: on this movie, but it was mostly just like very casual.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I still felt I still felt weird.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: You know, And I'm glad we're all being honest and
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: bringing it to the table.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Angela I used to have those I pas every day.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: That was why it was like the beer put a
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: lot of pressure on it. Because she didn't smoke. But
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: she was like, you guys are gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I want to get sucked up with you guys.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, she always was kind of a snob. She
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: was like a hazy try this hazy ipa.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm not good cross baited, especially on a hazy
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I PA, Like hey.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Fuck off, Angela Landsberry. I don't want an I p A.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want eight percent alcohol right now?
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Do you know I make them? We're like, yeah, we
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: get it, we know you make.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: We know you make the hops.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Can I be honest with you guys?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the last This is gonna be really tough to say.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: But do you guys know the band seventeen?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: No? Absolutely not? Okay, never mind? What about it? What
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: about them? What is it I want? I just wanted
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: them to do the music of the movie. And they're
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: not a band anymore.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: That's your secret production. That's just a non interesting fact.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: What that's a that's a secret. I'd try to get
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: them to do the music that they didn't do it
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: because they're not. They're an Australian group from maybe the
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: early two thousands.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: We all admitted things that we were lying about.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I literally changed my voice after talking about it. Okay, fine, literally.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Covered in garlic?
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: How just the yolks?
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I drip them in garlic?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Fine, I'll be honest. Big Goods too is happening. But
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I had to recast some of you.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: What who are you recasting?
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Who is it going to be? Who is it going
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: to be? Which one of us I'm recasting.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: American idolist.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Just shut up.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually serious that it actually affects my paycheck.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah truly. I just bought a house in Highland Park.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: He'll be fine.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Fuck not me, except to the Lutheran of the girl.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I just bought a house. I just bought a
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: house in Silver Lake. I really really need that area
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: is going up.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: You'll be fine too.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: Wait, but I just bought a life insurance Paulicy for myself.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: You'll also be fine.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: What okay? Who were recasting?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I'm recasting myself.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool on the sword.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. After watching the movie, I was like, one of
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: us has to go. I'll do it. Okay, but I've been.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Holding that secret on for a long time. I know
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: you guys would be so sad. Yeah, my bit part
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: as wonky for those three lines I have.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: You did not write yourself into this movie very much.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: Also at the end, you explode. Yeah it's wonky Wonky goes.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I got a bomb.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to do a terrorist attack on the cookie
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: to stop it from having see the movie.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Guys have baked goods out this July. This right now.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: If you're considering smoking weed. Stop.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: answering the question now that that's why they call it showbiz.
• 45:01
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• 45:04
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• 45:04
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• 45:06
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• 45:09
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