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- 0:00Speaker 1: On a newly surveyed alien planet, a human expedition finds
- 0:04Speaker 1: a single native creature with an extraordinary range of uses
- 0:07Speaker 1: and a biological mystery beneath that first impression. From NBC's
- 0:12Speaker 1: science fiction anthology X minus one comes Drop Dead episode
- 0:17Speaker 1: one hundred eight, originally broadcast August twenty second, nineteen fifty seven.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Adapted by Ernest Kinoy from Clifford D. Simak's Galaxy science
- 0:26Speaker 1: fiction novelette. The drama features Lawson Zerbe, Ralph Camargo, and
- 0:31Speaker 1: Joseph Bell under the direction of George Vautsis. The survey
- 0:35Speaker 1: team studies the creature they call the critter, as the
- 0:38Speaker 1: demands of exploration and human expansion meet an unfamiliar natural order.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Now back to the golden age of radio.
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- 0:58Speaker 3: Tonight.
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- 1:02Speaker 2: of the future, the world of X minus one.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Now Here is the future X minus one.
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- 2:14Speaker 4: Magazine presents.
- 2:16Speaker 5: He Minus one one.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Tonight the Clifford D. Simak story Dropped Dead. But first
- 2:36Speaker 4: hear this.
- 2:38Speaker 6: Have you ever asked yourself what this country's most important
- 2:41Speaker 6: natural resource is? I'm Dorothy Olsen, NBC bandstand singing school teacher.
- 2:47Speaker 6: Our most important resource? Well, you might considered our mineral deposits,
- 2:52Speaker 6: or are tremendous sources of water power, or maybe are
- 2:55Speaker 6: just our great forests. Well, these are all very important
- 2:58Speaker 6: natural resources. But there's one resource that's more important than
- 3:01Speaker 6: all these combined, our children. Don't neglect them or their
- 3:06Speaker 6: educational facilities. Poor schools breed in adequate citizens for tomorrow.
- 3:11Speaker 6: And another thing. Keep your youngsters in tiptop shape so
- 3:14Speaker 6: that they won't miss important school days. Dress them against
- 3:17Speaker 6: the weather so they won't catch needless winter colds. Check
- 3:20Speaker 6: their wardrobe as they go back to school this fall
- 3:22Speaker 6: to be sure that they have plenty of the right
- 3:24Speaker 6: kind of clothing. Remember, our children are this nation's most
- 3:28Speaker 6: important natural resource. It's your job to protect their future
- 3:33Speaker 6: as they go back to school. Is fall.
- 3:47Speaker 4: Ah x minus one and the story of an Unbelievable Planet.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Listen to prop Dead.
- 4:02Speaker 5: Exactly one hour and twenty minutes after we sent the
- 4:05Speaker 5: survey ship out on its tail, the critics showed up. Ordinarily,
- 4:10Speaker 5: when you make a landing on an unknown planet, it
- 4:13Speaker 5: takes at least a week for any life to come
- 4:15Speaker 5: creeping out of hiding and sneak a look.
- 4:17Speaker 3: But there they were, the critters.
- 4:22Speaker 5: They were almost cowsized, but not as graceful as a cow.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Their bodies were put together as if every blessed one
- 4:29Speaker 5: of them had run full tilt into a wall. Their
- 4:32Speaker 5: hides were spliced with large squares of pastel colors, the
- 4:36Speaker 5: kind of color one never finds on any self respecting animal.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Violet, pink, orange, chartruse.
- 4:42Speaker 5: The overall effect was in a checkerboard made by an
- 4:46Speaker 5: old lady who did crazy quilts. Max Webber, our biologists
- 4:49Speaker 5: stood at the tailfin with me.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Instead, look at.
- 4:52Speaker 5: That on their heads, those antlers as they are not antlers,
- 4:55Speaker 5: my friend, well, I was afraid to say it. It looks
- 4:58Speaker 5: like vegetation, as if they were trying to hide behind
- 5:02Speaker 5: a skimpy thicket and What bothers me is the fruit
- 5:05Speaker 5: and vegetables. That is, fruit and vegetables growing on their head.
- 5:09Speaker 3: They watch it.
- 5:10Speaker 5: One of them's broken away from the herd and coming
- 5:11Speaker 5: over this way.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Step back, give me a clear shot in case of charges.
- 5:14Speaker 5: Look here it comes. How do you like that it
- 5:22Speaker 5: just dropped head? That animal just walked up to usn't
- 5:27Speaker 5: dropped dead. We left the critter lying where it fell
- 5:40Speaker 5: and started to set up camp. Carl Parsons, our ecologist,
- 5:44Speaker 5: had the stove together and the supper started before the
- 5:46Speaker 5: last ten peg was driven. I dug out my diet
- 5:49Speaker 5: kit and mixed up my formula, and all of them
- 5:51Speaker 5: kidded me about it the way they always did.
- 5:54Speaker 3: It didn't bother me.
- 5:55Speaker 5: Their kidding was automatic, and I had automatic answers. El
- 6:00Speaker 5: series must sound silly in our cake. You ask, any
- 6:02Speaker 5: meddy can tell you they don't happen anymore. But I
- 6:06Speaker 5: have a riddle stomach and a special diet kit to
- 6:08Speaker 5: prove that they sometimes do. After supper, Calm Parson's, the ecologist, Max,
- 6:14Speaker 5: and I dragged the critter in and had a good
- 6:16Speaker 5: look at me.
- 6:17Speaker 3: Look at this ed.
- 6:19Speaker 5: This animal's got different colored blocks on it. Just like
- 6:22Speaker 5: a like a checkerboard. Look at this one holes, Yeah,
- 6:27Speaker 5: just like one of those pig sets the kids uses toys. Yeah,
- 6:31Speaker 5: look what I found out of that. I'll poke it
- 6:33Speaker 5: with my knife.
- 6:35Speaker 3: There looks like a bee.
- 6:37Speaker 7: It is.
- 6:39Speaker 5: On top of being a tomato bush and a grapevine.
- 6:42Speaker 5: This critter is a walking beehive.
- 6:44Speaker 7: Why couldn't they be something simple?
- 6:46Speaker 3: It never is?
- 6:47Speaker 5: You know, this is a screwy place. The gritters, Oh
- 6:51Speaker 5: not the critters. The planet itself never saw one like it.
- 6:56Speaker 5: It's positively naked. No trees, no flowers, nothing, Almost as
- 7:01Speaker 5: if someone had said, let's make a simple planet. Let's
- 7:05Speaker 5: cut out all the frills, let's skip all the biological
- 7:08Speaker 5: experiments and just work on the basics. One form of
- 7:12Speaker 5: life and the grass for it to eat. We unshipped
- 7:25Speaker 5: the experimental animals, the rats. There's our tills from Centauri
- 7:28Speaker 5: and the punkins from Polaris. The punkins made an unholy
- 7:32Speaker 5: racket because punkins are always hungry. You just can't give
- 7:34Speaker 5: them enough to eat. You turn them loose and they
- 7:37Speaker 5: eat themselves to debt. We got them all unshipped and
- 7:40Speaker 5: set up under a shed in rows. When Max walked
- 7:42Speaker 5: up to me thoughtfully chewing on a toothpicked the way
- 7:44Speaker 5: he always did. Ed, there's something wrong? Yeah, what do
- 7:49Speaker 5: you mean? There are no insects here? I wandered around,
- 7:53Speaker 5: laid down in a dozen different places. Stands to reason
- 7:57Speaker 5: a man should find some insects if he looked all morning.
- 7:59Speaker 3: It is natural.
- 8:00Speaker 5: What about the bees? What bees are the ones that
- 8:03Speaker 5: were in the critter didn't you see any? I didn't
- 8:07Speaker 5: get close to any critter? Herds, birds, not a one. Oh?
- 8:12Speaker 5: I was wrong about the flowers. The grass is tiny flowers.
- 8:18Speaker 3: For the bees to work on.
- 8:22Speaker 5: Very neat, isn't it.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I'm not so sure American tradition.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Now back to X minus one and the Clifford Simak
- 8:53Speaker 4: story Drop Dead.
- 9:00Speaker 5: The bioteam had the critters spread out on a canvas type.
- 9:04Speaker 5: They were happily chopping them up in small pieces with
- 9:07Speaker 5: a scalpel.
- 9:09Speaker 7: It.
- 9:09Speaker 3: I've got news for you.
- 9:11Speaker 7: No brain? What? No brain? We can't find one, And
- 9:16Speaker 7: there's no nervous system.
- 9:17Speaker 5: That's impossible. How can a highly organized, complex animal exist
- 9:22Speaker 5: without a brain or nervous system.
- 9:24Speaker 7: He's got everything else. As near as we can figure
- 9:27Speaker 7: it out, there are at least a dozen different kinds
- 9:29Speaker 7: of flesh, some fish, some fowl, some good red meat,
- 9:34Speaker 7: may even a little lizard.
- 9:35Speaker 3: An all purpose animal. We found something.
- 9:37Speaker 7: Finally, if it's edible, and if it doesn't poison you,
- 9:41Speaker 7: it doesn't grow hair all over you, well that's up
- 9:43Speaker 7: to you, fellas.
- 9:44Speaker 5: I'll get the cages down and you can start killing
- 9:46Speaker 5: off the little animals to your hearts content.
- 9:48Speaker 7: And there's only one insect, these bees. And we never
- 9:52Speaker 7: see these unless when you're a critter. Heard and no birds,
- 9:55Speaker 7: no fish in the water, not even a single cell. Paramesie.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I was talking it over with Max.
- 10:01Speaker 5: You know, I'd give my right arm to hear a
- 10:04Speaker 5: cricket or a mosquito or even a hornet.
- 10:06Speaker 3: This is the strangest thing. Hey, Max, what are you chewing? Toothpick?
- 10:11Speaker 3: That's no toothpicks. Spit it out, spitted out, that's grass.
- 10:17Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Must have just picked it automatically to chew on it.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Just a habit, I guess.
- 10:24Speaker 7: Well, go on with the report. Well it's a walking
- 10:28Speaker 7: phil mignon. That animal is an all purpose for sure.
- 10:32Speaker 7: It lays eggs, gives milk, and has six different kinds
- 10:35Speaker 7: of red meat, makes honey two kinds of foul one
- 10:37Speaker 7: a fish, and a whole lot of others we can't identify.
- 10:40Speaker 5: Then, of course the bacteria.
- 10:41Speaker 3: And what about the bacteria.
- 10:43Speaker 5: The critters swarm with them, and all of them the same.
- 10:47Speaker 7: You know.
- 10:48Speaker 5: It normally takes one hundred different kinds of bacteria to
- 10:51Speaker 5: make them metabolism work, but here there's only one. It
- 10:55Speaker 5: must do all the work of the hundred other species do.
- 10:59Speaker 5: Wouldn't be surprised if that's the brains and the nervous
- 11:01Speaker 5: system you couldn't find with your knife, the bacteria doubling
- 11:05Speaker 5: in brass for both systems.
- 11:07Speaker 7: The whole place balances. Nature's never static, never standing still,
- 11:12Speaker 7: But here on this planet it's standing still. Where's the competition,
- 11:16Speaker 7: where's the evolution?
- 11:18Speaker 3: It's as if.
- 11:19Speaker 7: Long ago all these life forms said, let's quit this feuding,
- 11:22Speaker 7: let's get together, let's cooperate. Symbiosis.
- 11:27Speaker 5: Well, we need another critter to work on.
- 11:31Speaker 7: I'll bet you we get it.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Luckily Max didn't take Carl's bed.
- 11:45Speaker 5: Right after breakfast, the critter came in and died with
- 11:47Speaker 5: a saboa fare that was positively marvelous. We unloaded all
- 11:52Speaker 5: our supplies and got ready for our long stay. We
- 11:55Speaker 5: were feeding all the experimental animals on a critter now,
- 11:58Speaker 5: the carnivorous ones, the critter meat, and the vegetarians chomped
- 12:02Speaker 5: on critter fruit and critter vegetables.
- 12:05Speaker 3: They all grew sleek and sassy.
- 12:08Speaker 5: We were sitting around after supper one night when suddenly
- 12:10Speaker 5: we heard something.
- 12:14Speaker 7: Hey, what is it? Listen?
- 12:18Speaker 5: Thunder h listen.
- 12:20Speaker 3: I think, all right, quick, everybody up into the ship.
- 12:24Speaker 5: What is it? I heard the critters? Look you see
- 12:27Speaker 5: the dust. They're coming this way in a stampede. We
- 12:36Speaker 5: swarmed up the ladder and tumbled into the port below us.
- 12:39Speaker 5: The stampede critters went grinding to camp. It seemed to
- 12:42Speaker 5: be millions of them. They came pouring past for almost
- 12:45Speaker 5: an hour. Whenever it's all done, we came down and
- 13:00Speaker 5: surveyed the damage. Well, the animals are safe, they were
- 13:05Speaker 5: under the tailfins. Everything else is gone, tents carried away, food.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Supply is gone. How about the emergency rations in the ship.
- 13:13Speaker 5: I had to move them down to the supply tent
- 13:14Speaker 5: so they'd be handy. They're gone, dashed into the mud. Well,
- 13:18Speaker 5: even if we lifted chip immediately, it's at least seven
- 13:21Speaker 5: weeks to the nearest contact.
- 13:22Speaker 3: Point and no rations.
- 13:26Speaker 7: Well, gentlemen, I suggest you try on your bills. There'll
- 13:30Speaker 7: be steak for dinner. Steak, that's right, steak or fowl
- 13:36Speaker 7: or fish or honey, whichever you like.
- 13:38Speaker 5: You mean eat critter.
- 13:41Speaker 7: You've got any other ideas?
- 13:45Speaker 5: Oh, for one time, Ed, I wish I had your ulcers.
- 13:49Speaker 5: You got your diet keitt in your pack, right, Yeah.
- 13:53Speaker 7: Well, let's get a good fire going and throw on
- 13:55Speaker 7: a chunk of critter.
- 14:05Speaker 5: The crew ate about a critter a day. They didn't
- 14:08Speaker 5: seem to mind. Just at breakfast time, one would walk
- 14:12Speaker 5: in and keel over.
- 14:14Speaker 3: The crew ate like there was no tomorrow.
- 14:17Speaker 5: I waited for them to break out in a rye
- 14:19Speaker 5: sh or to start turning green with purple spots, or
- 14:21Speaker 5: grow scales or something. But nothing happened. They felt better
- 14:25Speaker 5: than they ever. But then one morning Max Webber turned
- 14:30Speaker 5: up sick. Well, gentlemen, I've just taken a sample of
- 14:37Speaker 5: my own blood. How do you feel, lousy? I'm loaded
- 14:43Speaker 5: with bacteria, critter bacteria. I've checked some of the others.
- 14:49Speaker 5: They've got a lower count than I have, but that
- 14:51Speaker 5: figures you've got a head start. The rest of them
- 14:55Speaker 5: have just been eating critter for a week. They remember
- 14:59Speaker 5: the day you ran out of toothpicks and took the
- 15:01Speaker 5: chewing on the grass. And well, we can't stop eating critter.
- 15:07Speaker 5: It's all the food we have. Well, we might stop
- 15:10Speaker 5: eating critter, how and there's my diet kit. We might
- 15:15Speaker 5: make it home.
- 15:16Speaker 7: Your diet kit wouldn't last us three days.
- 15:19Speaker 5: I took a blood sample on the test animals. They've
- 15:24Speaker 5: got a bacteria account almost as high as mine.
- 15:28Speaker 7: Well, it doesn't make any difference. We still have to
- 15:31Speaker 7: eat critter. We haven't got any choice.
- 15:43Speaker 5: That night, Weber disappeared. We hunted him for three days.
- 15:49Speaker 5: He couldn't have gone very far, but we didn't find him.
- 15:53Speaker 5: We did find one queer thing, though, Hey over here
- 15:59Speaker 5: down in the gully. What is it that?
- 16:03Speaker 7: That white fungus kind of a ball? It wasn't here
- 16:07Speaker 7: last week.
- 16:14Speaker 3: We couldn't find Webber.
- 16:17Speaker 5: And then about four days later, Carl woke me up, ed, ed,
- 16:22Speaker 5: get up, get up?
- 16:23Speaker 3: What's the animals?
- 16:25Speaker 7: The test animals they're insisting they're turning into cocoons or
- 16:28Speaker 7: chrystalas or something. What all of the test animals, the
- 16:32Speaker 7: guinea pigs, the dogs, they're turning into white fungus balls.
- 16:39Speaker 3: The ball we found out in the field.
- 16:42Speaker 7: Webber, Max Webber, it's got to be.
- 16:51Speaker 5: M We had some trouble finding the place because the
- 16:59Speaker 5: lamb was flat and featureless.
- 17:02Speaker 3: We finally located it just as dusk was setting in
- 17:06Speaker 3: it split. It looks like an egg after a chicken's
- 17:11Speaker 3: been hatched. Carl, Well, what do you think?
- 17:17Speaker 7: Look inside there are two halves of that that cocoon.
- 17:23Speaker 7: Look at the marks. You can see what it is now, Ed,
- 17:32Speaker 7: you're the only one who has a chance. I think
- 17:34Speaker 7: you should leave right now. Get back to the center
- 17:36Speaker 7: and tell them you've got your diet kit. You can
- 17:39Speaker 7: make it, no wonder. There are just the critters here.
- 17:42Speaker 7: Take one drink of water, chew with single grass stems,
- 17:46Speaker 7: take one bite of critter. Do any one of those
- 17:48Speaker 7: things and you turn into one of them. Listen, Ed,
- 17:52Speaker 7: you take your diet kit and notes and get out
- 17:54Speaker 7: of it. What I can't run out on you forget us.
- 17:57Speaker 7: We're not human anymore. You must not stay. If you do,
- 18:03Speaker 7: in a day or two, a critter will come in
- 18:05Speaker 7: and drop dead for you, and you'll go crazy all
- 18:08Speaker 7: the way back home, wondering which one of us it was.
- 18:24Speaker 5: I walked slowly over to the ship, and I stood
- 18:27Speaker 5: at the foot of the ladder, holding the notes and
- 18:29Speaker 5: the diet kit against my chest. I thought of all
- 18:33Speaker 5: the things we'd been through together, the crew, how they'd
- 18:37Speaker 5: always kidded me about the diet kit. I thought of
- 18:40Speaker 5: almost ten years eating that awful goo, and that I
- 18:44Speaker 5: could never eat like a normal human because of my
- 18:46Speaker 5: ulcerated stomach. Maybe they were the lucky ones. I told myself,
- 18:52Speaker 5: if a man got turned into a critter, he'd probably
- 18:55Speaker 5: come out with a whole stomach and never worry about
- 18:57Speaker 5: how much or what he ate, never ate anything except
- 19:01Speaker 5: the grass. But maybe I thought that grass tasted just
- 19:05Speaker 5: as good to them as steak or a pumpkin pie
- 19:08Speaker 5: would taste to me. So I stood there for a
- 19:11Speaker 5: while and I thought about it. Ed, what are you
- 19:16Speaker 5: doing back here, Carl? I just took that diet kit
- 19:22Speaker 5: and threw it out into the waste disposal unit.
- 19:24Speaker 7: What are you talking about, my friend?
- 19:28Speaker 3: I am very hungry. What have you got for supper?
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- 20:51Speaker 4: You have just heard X minus one presented by the
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- 20:59Speaker 4: What's this month's features Double Indemnity by Robert Sheckley. To
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- 21:11Speaker 4: With Double Indemnity. Galaxy Magazine on your new stand Today
- 21:17Speaker 4: Tonight X minus one has brought you Drop Dead, a
- 21:20Speaker 4: story written by Clifford D. Simak and adapted for radio
- 21:23Speaker 4: by Ernest Cannoy. Featured in our cast were Laws and
- 21:27Speaker 4: Zerbe as, ed Ralph Camargo as Max Weber, and Joseph
- 21:30Speaker 4: Bell as Carl Parsons. You're Announcer Fred Collins. X minus
- 21:36Speaker 4: one was directed by George Buotsas and is an NBC
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