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Dirty Little Secret: “Arm Candy Revenge: Is She Petty or Just Brilliant?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the dirty little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: I don't forget. We got money coming up, so if
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  Speaker 2: you want some cash, pay your bills. We do it
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  Speaker 2: all day. It starts with like eight twenty one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Your chance that money. I'm mixed one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, It's bib at a kid. Candis Lopez is here,
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  Speaker 2: Producer Pooh is here, and we got your secrets. If
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  Speaker 2: you have a dirty little secret you want to confess,
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  Speaker 2: this is what we do. Eight three three seven, eight
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  Speaker 2: seven one or two nine, or you can hit me
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  Speaker 2: up on Instagram. Sometimes we set it up that way
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  Speaker 2: at Billy on the radio, or sometimes people call Candis
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, you know, I'd rather set it up
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  Speaker 2: with you and they'll DM you at Candas on air,
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  Speaker 2: whatever works you have one. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm gonna get it off my chest. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I know I am being pretty petty. I will admit it,
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  Speaker 3: all right, but basically I has been taking the guy
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  Speaker 3: that I just started seeing to the bar that my
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  Speaker 3: ex works at.
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  Speaker 2: And why on purpose? What?
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  Speaker 3: On purpose? I know? Yeah, I know it's petty. I know,
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  Speaker 3: and I've done it like three times already.
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  Speaker 1: Not because I like him.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly don't like he all looks and no depth whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: But that's exactly the point. He's tall and hot, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and literally just the kind of man that people turn
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  Speaker 3: to stare at when he walks in type guy so
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  Speaker 3: perfect for what I need. You know, he may not
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  Speaker 3: be the smartest guy. I'm not gonna lie like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not sure we have really anything in common.
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  Speaker 2: So I feel bad for this guy. So you're saying
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  Speaker 2: that you're dating this So for a minute, I'm like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't like her ex. You mean you don't even
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  Speaker 2: like the guy you're really dating. You're just using him
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  Speaker 2: because he's arm candy pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: Huh yeah, basically basically. I mean, like, for example, like
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  Speaker 3: last time we went in. The second that we step inside,
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  Speaker 3: I sought my ex. He's behind the bar and he's
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  Speaker 3: pretending to not notice me while he's wiping down the
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  Speaker 3: same glass over and over again, and I just sort
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  Speaker 3: of slide onto a stool, I lean in close to
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  Speaker 3: my date. I laugh at something that wasn't even funny,
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  Speaker 3: and I know, I know it's the best, but you
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  Speaker 3: know what, that's what my ex gets for pretty much
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  Speaker 3: ignoring me for two years and not treating me right.
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  Speaker 1: So he deserved this torture.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, the plan is working perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're getting whatever you need out of it,
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  Speaker 2: that's for sure. So so the guy that you're seeing
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  Speaker 2: doesn't even know this is your ex. You're you're not
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  Speaker 2: even like talking about it. You're just showing up and like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: this is my spot here I am and it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of you.
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  Speaker 1: He has no idea, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He has this, poor guy, So you can't learn to
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  Speaker 2: like this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't even Maybe he'll grow on you if he's hot,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess, but maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, I mean the brains aren't there. Yeah, compatibility,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure the compatibility is really really truly it.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, for right now, he's doing the
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  Speaker 3: job that needs to be done, and that's my dirty
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  Speaker 3: little secret.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. That's it, and it's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: And at least you set it up to go, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I know i'm being petty because you are, and hey,
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  Speaker 2: if this guy's well, let's just say, if this guy's dumb,
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  Speaker 2: does he even care? If he's just you know, he cares.
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  Speaker 3: He probably is just never gonna know.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's going out, he's hanging out with you. You know,
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  Speaker 2: he's like me, have fun. Why do I picture Travis Kelsey?
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  Speaker 2: There he goes me have fun, me have fun, Me
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  Speaker 2: go out to bar me hot me, you come with me,
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  Speaker 2: eat me, drink. Oh man, Well, good luck. Let us
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  Speaker 2: know what happens. And yeah, you're obviously not going to
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  Speaker 2: do this forever. But if this is your way, hey,
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  Speaker 2: everybody kind of you know, gets over things in their
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  Speaker 2: own way, and this is your way. I'm not hating
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  Speaker 2: on it.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, right, well, thank you. I appreciate you for not
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  Speaker 3: making me feel eyes worse.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck, No, good luck, And I hope you get
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  Speaker 2: over this guy. But until you move on, you're really
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  Speaker 2: never going to get over this guy. Until you stop
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  Speaker 2: doing this, you're not the energy still towards him.
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  Speaker 3: It is Yeah, I know, I know you're right. That
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  Speaker 3: is true.
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  Speaker 2: And at some point, at some point, your ex is
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  Speaker 2: going to be like she can't get over me, like
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  Speaker 2: she comes in all the time, she still loves me,
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  Speaker 2: and it's so now it's probably the time to go, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I have my fun with it.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: He knows I'm with a hot dude, right and I'm gone. Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you decide to do, good luck, and I hope
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  Speaker 2: it works out for you. And thank you for your
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  Speaker 2: dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for letting me get it off my chair.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely