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Tim Duncan | Son of a Boy Dad #312 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today it is a day someone's getting called brown your
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  Speaker 2: people in India, you're racist, bro classiccome back to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We are here live from each Q three. This is
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. It's banked. This is a banked episode. Do
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  Speaker 2: we not want to say that? Now?
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  Speaker 4: Cats out of the bag?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You want to keep it going?
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  Speaker 4: Cats out of the bank, y'all, let's just restart.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just restart it. No, should be not.
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  Speaker 4: Saying it keep going, Let's keep going forward.
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  Speaker 2: I have no problem restarting. We've been going for two seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Should I restart?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm being dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to restart?
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  Speaker 2: If you guys don't want me to see what it is?
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  Speaker 4: We've had to bank. We've had to bank for you know,
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  Speaker 4: scheduling reasons, and this is the best we can do
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  Speaker 4: is moving to Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Finally gave me the blank check that you guys have
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  Speaker 2: been asking him for.
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  Speaker 4: Here Ball is going on his big fishing trip and
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  Speaker 4: we have to ensure that we have episodes.
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  Speaker 2: That is not the reason why we're banking episodes. Is
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  Speaker 2: it not strictly for my fishing trip?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 4: The truth is that Harry and I are going to
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  Speaker 4: the Ryder Cup and that week we will be participating
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  Speaker 4: in that the whole week, and so we have to
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  Speaker 4: bank episodes, and we don't do it very often, but
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  Speaker 4: we promised to be as funny as ever, and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, we'll try.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, don't even explain yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think you have to explain yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: look too good to have to explain yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised the Hairball brought it up. The banking, banking.
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  Speaker 4: I like to get ahead of it, you know, because
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  Speaker 4: Tim Duncan over here with all the banking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, Bro, living in the West Bank, speaking of
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  Speaker 1: what side are you on with all that shit? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it today. Are you guys gonna
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  Speaker 2: start like doomsday prepping at all? Like it? Do you
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  Speaker 2: think it's a good time to just, you know, get
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  Speaker 2: the essentials A gun, Like a gun. That's pretty much
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  Speaker 2: what I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a gun. I don't think a gun's a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: Just have Yeah, I worry I would kill myself, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I worry, like within like twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: In the stories you're picking it up.
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  Speaker 4: I worry that I'd be part of Klemor's New York
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  Speaker 4: City basketball team versus Kirk's basketball team, and that I'd
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  Speaker 4: get into a beef with one of my teammates and
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  Speaker 4: then I would bring my guns in and say, choose
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  Speaker 4: one putting up in the locker room, choose, put my
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  Speaker 4: guns down on the chair, and you offer him to choose,
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  Speaker 4: and then it would escalate into this whole thing that
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  Speaker 4: would get us kicked out of the league, right, I said,
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  Speaker 4: Because I've been watching Gilbert Arenas untold Crittinton.
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up. I never watched it.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty good. I mean, you feel bad for Javaris
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  Speaker 4: Crittenton and you hate Gilbert Arenas. Gilbert Arenas is an
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  Speaker 4: asshole at least according to this documentary, he's this clown.
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  Speaker 4: He's a goofball.
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  Speaker 1: He was one of the nicest people I've ever met.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up. Really Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We did pat bed with him twice, and the second
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  Speaker 1: time we went to his house and like he just
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  Speaker 1: like had us in his house and he was like
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  Speaker 1: just so generous and like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well maybe he's slightly reformed. He did seem contrite
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  Speaker 4: in the documentary. I mean, he ruined Javaris Critton's life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what was the exact story. I forget it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even think I know who had the gun. I
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  Speaker 1: just know that there was like a I remember when
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  Speaker 1: that happened, gambling debt, like in real life.
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  Speaker 2: I remember a kid at school telling me about it.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm right, someone brought a gun into the locker room.
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  Speaker 4: Well what happened was, first of all, Gilbert Arenas collected guns,
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  Speaker 4: and he had four hundred and sixty guns.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, he's a doomsday prepper. Yeah, he probably had like
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  Speaker 1: two thousand cans of beans.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I'm trying to get He's got enough guns
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  Speaker 4: for all the people that are going to be hanging
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  Speaker 4: out with him to go out. Let's go out as
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  Speaker 4: a team. Everybody grabbed a gun.
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  Speaker 2: A gun.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I can fit four hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 4: people in here.
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  Speaker 1: Get four guns.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody grabbed back up?
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  Speaker 1: Who's he hanging out with? Laura Croft? Just like a
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  Speaker 1: thigh strap. That's too many guns.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I would do, Gilbert Arenio. Uh So, Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: what happened was they were on a flight from for
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  Speaker 4: a game. They were it was a short flight from
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  Speaker 4: LA to Phoenix and they were playing what very short? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they were gambling on cards. Two guys got into an argument.
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  Speaker 4: Varis Crittenden inserted himself, was like, why are you whatever
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  Speaker 4: not giving him his money back? And then Gilbert Arenas
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  Speaker 4: was like, why are you getting involved? He wasn't even
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  Speaker 4: part of it. He woke up from a nap and
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  Speaker 4: started giving Javaris Critten ship and then it escalated and
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  Speaker 4: they started getting angry. At this time, Javaris Critten had
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  Speaker 4: played for the Lakers, at which time he became a
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  Speaker 4: member of the Wizards.
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  Speaker 1: Crips, Oh crips.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, he got a big sea tattoo on his
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  Speaker 4: rib cage.
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  Speaker 2: Feels like an odd move? Where's he from?
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  Speaker 4: When you're in La, you either you if you can't,
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  Speaker 4: you need protection.
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  Speaker 2: Dude has four hundred and twenty six guns.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, Javars didn't have four hundred and six. He
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  Speaker 4: only had one chromed out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, it was terrible though, one chromed out piece.
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  Speaker 4: But one loses to four hundred, four hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Everything always because like you can only shoot two guns
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  Speaker 1: at once.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like he is all four hundred ready to
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  Speaker 2: rip at all times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they are loaded, dagn No, I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: they're loading.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot of loaded weapons.
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  Speaker 1: Sure they are. That's probably like what that girl is
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  Speaker 1: walking around with in her backpack and the last of us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she never runs out of bullets.
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  Speaker 2: That girl.
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  Speaker 4: I hate that girl.
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  Speaker 2: The actor. Yeah, the lesbian?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what she autistic? Lesbian?
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  Speaker 2: Is she a lesbian?
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  Speaker 4: Is?
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  Speaker 2: She's a lesbian?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And in the in the show she's in real life,
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  Speaker 1: she's autistic. In the show, she's a lesbian.
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  Speaker 4: I can't watch that show. It's too she's too bad.
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  Speaker 2: I watched the first episode and that was it.
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  Speaker 4: The third episode where the gay one, Yeah, that was great,
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  Speaker 4: and then it went all downhill from there.
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch season one?
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  Speaker 4: I watched three or four episodes of season one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you didn't finish season one? No, but you're
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  Speaker 2: watching season two?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were watching.
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  Speaker 4: Season gave up it wasn't gay anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, the show it went back to straight, and
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I don't give a fair.
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  Speaker 1: Gets gay season two.
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  Speaker 2: Beause I eight on love the post of Pocula. I
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  Speaker 2: like movies like that. I don't like show. I don't
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  Speaker 2: need a show of just multiple seasons of zombies and viruses.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think they do a good job of it, because
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  Speaker 1: I usually don't like shit like that, and I've been
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  Speaker 1: it's been able to hold my attention, really but I
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  Speaker 1: just think the only thing that I think you probably
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  Speaker 1: have the same thing going on is this fifteen year
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  Speaker 1: old girl can't stop like whipping ass of bloodthirsty zombies
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  Speaker 1: and like grown men who would want to kill her.
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  Speaker 1: And she never she never takes an ol. He never
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  Speaker 1: fucking loses.
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  Speaker 4: So you know, you know who'd put her in her place,
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  Speaker 4: gilbert A Reinas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean Gilbertinas is the perfect match for
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  Speaker 1: the little girl from the Last of Us.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's not a bad I would like to see
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  Speaker 2: that on like Deadliest Warrior on Spike. You ever watched
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  Speaker 2: Deadliest Warrior?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gilbertinas and he's just like spinning with his stats.
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  Speaker 4: I watched Fight Quest? Did you ever watch that? Now?
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  Speaker 2: That was pretty good? And what is that fight Quest?
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  Speaker 2: Is it similar to the Deadliest Warrior?
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know what Deadliest Warrior is.
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  Speaker 2: They would liked it, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It would be like a mongol versus like a hunt
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  Speaker 1: or something like that, like two eras that would have
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  Speaker 1: never fought one one another. They would simulate a battle.
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  Speaker 4: Alien versus predator similar.
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  Speaker 2: I think the biggest one they ever did was the
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  Speaker 2: al Capone versus Jesse James and it's sick. They do
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  Speaker 2: like they do like hours of simulations and like tests. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: we did not take the guys would use into like
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  Speaker 2: dummies and ship and then they'd run a full like
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  Speaker 2: uh like c G I A I created Is it.
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  Speaker 4: Just one on one or would it be al Capone
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  Speaker 4: marshaling his goons? I don't remember and Jesse James marshaling
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  Speaker 4: his goons?
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  Speaker 2: I want to say it was goons involved, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I don't know if like al Capone was known
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  Speaker 2: to have like the quickest trigger finger or anything like
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  Speaker 2: that because he was.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't have to do any of that because he had.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't do anything. I don't think al Capone ever
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  Speaker 2: even killed somebody was charged he may have done. He
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  Speaker 2: probably did well.
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  Speaker 1: He had syphilis too. True in that Greatest Word, they
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  Speaker 1: had Venezuelans against uh, against pedophiles too.
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  Speaker 2: That's one I haven't seen that the real.
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  Speaker 4: Predator since since when are those mutually exclusive? I know
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  Speaker 4: plenty of Venezuelan pedophiles.
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  Speaker 1: They did.
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  Speaker 2: They did a bunch of military ones they did, like
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  Speaker 2: the kg B versus the I R A or something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, these are cool. You should watch him. They're sick.
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  Speaker 4: What's it bike TV?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's not they don't. You can watch him
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Spike had some good programming, of course they were doing.
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  Speaker 4: They did the Ultimate Fighter four.
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  Speaker 2: Men by men?
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  Speaker 4: Was that what it was?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I think the sexual fo bisexuals for the
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  Speaker 1: straight cup. But take us back, take us back to
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  Speaker 1: Javaris Criten and joining the crips.
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  Speaker 4: He joins the Crips when he's in l A, but
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't get any burn. Phil Jackson doesn't love him,
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  Speaker 4: so he gets traded.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's wrong, yeah, he cut then to play.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Then he gets traded to Washington and he's embraced by
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  Speaker 4: Gilbert Arenas and they get into that argument on the plane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And Gilbert Arenas is just is a guy who just
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  Speaker 4: pokes and pokes and pokes, and as soon as he
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  Speaker 4: realized that he's gotten under someone's skin, he continues to
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  Speaker 4: poke that And that is not how Javaris critened. And
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  Speaker 4: he does not play that way. He don't play that. No,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't. He does. That's not where he's from.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't play unless he's on the court.
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  Speaker 4: And even then I don't think professionally, Well, I don't
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  Speaker 4: have a professional player. I mean he was more of
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  Speaker 4: a garbage time.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't play period.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy to have one of these scandals and you
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  Speaker 2: were on the bench the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: Well, just because you're on the bench doesn't mean you
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  Speaker 4: don't play, but it means you don't.
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  Speaker 2: If you're bringing a gun into the locker room, you
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  Speaker 2: gotta be averaging thirty a game at least.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, but you have to have really good contributing.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have.
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me, Karl Anthony Towns couldn't couldn't bring a
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  Speaker 4: gun into the locker room like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, after all that, you're gonna fucking shoot
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  Speaker 1: at me. He's gay? The uh I think that Javaris
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  Speaker 1: criton and joining a gang shows a lot about him
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  Speaker 1: joining a gang when you're already rich is uh.
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  Speaker 4: But he wasn't that rich. He was on a rookie contract.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't getting any playing.
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  Speaker 1: Time famous even then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, even worse, maybe like a Brock Party joined the cry.
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  Speaker 1: Brock Party is rich ass well.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is is that Javaris's friends from back home
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  Speaker 4: in Atlanta said that when you go out to l A,
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  Speaker 4: don't assume that it's going to be all glitz and
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  Speaker 4: glamour Hollywood. There are plenty of people out there who
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  Speaker 4: don't play either.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, because he went to Georgia Tech. He
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  Speaker 1: was on the same Georgia Tech team as Thady as Young.
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  Speaker 4: He was on the same high school team as uh. Fuck,
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  Speaker 4: who's the magic center? That was really good? Dwight Howard
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  Speaker 4: White Howard. They played high school balls.
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  Speaker 1: Ye yes, yes, real from Atlanta, South Gwinnett.
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  Speaker 4: This story runs even deeper than this.
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  Speaker 2: Where in Atlanta was he from?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure he.
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  Speaker 1: Went to high school with Nick Murphy.
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  Speaker 4: I think, oh really, that's right, and uh, Javaris for
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  Speaker 4: a moment, what worked at a pharmacy? Oh wow, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so he was trading perks for guns.
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  Speaker 1: He was making he was getting codeine and trading it
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  Speaker 1: for guns.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, they get into this argument and then uh,
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  Speaker 4: Gilbert tells is trying to call Javaris's bluff and says,
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  Speaker 4: you're not man enough to shoot me because Javaris threatens
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  Speaker 4: to kill him, and he goes, you're not man enough,
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  Speaker 4: You're not man enough. And in two days later they
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  Speaker 4: had practice and Gilbert, to continue this taunt, brought three
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  Speaker 4: guns into the locker room from his stash, and.
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  Speaker 2: The first three on top.
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  Speaker 4: One was like a desert no, he looks.
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  Speaker 2: He spent time selecting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to get killed.
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  Speaker 4: With, right, yeah, and he and he put them on
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  Speaker 4: Javaris's chair with a note that said choose one, as in,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the gun that you'll kill
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  Speaker 4: me with. I still don't believe that you're man enough
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  Speaker 4: to shoot me. And then when Javaris comes in he
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  Speaker 4: sees the guns, it makes him angry. But because Javaris
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  Speaker 4: was worried that Gilbert Arenas was actually threatening him, talking
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  Speaker 4: about guns and stuff. Javaris has brought his own gun
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  Speaker 4: in his chrome and and they get arguing, and then
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  Speaker 4: Javaris pulls out his gun and is like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: need one of your guns. I brought my own and
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  Speaker 4: I think gil had brought guns that weren't loaded. So
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  Speaker 4: when he saw the chrome, he saw he thought, oh,
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  Speaker 4: this is this has gone beyond my prank. I no
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  Speaker 4: longer have the upper hand. This is bad. And uh
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  Speaker 4: then it de escalated somehow it de escalated, but all
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  Speaker 4: the guys in the rest of the locker room were like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd probably head home, like Mike Miller, who Nick Young,
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  Speaker 1: Nick Young was on the team. I know Nick Young was.
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  Speaker 2: Two different people brought guns. I would get in the
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  Speaker 2: car immediately.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There has been just like a white guy, like a
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: white like an Eastern European's like.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just the second he saw it, just turned around
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: and got back in the car. Yeah, two different guys
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: brought guns in.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Today was getting home home.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: So two guys separately planned to bring weapons in today.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: But the big issue was that Gilbert Arenas was stalking
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: his gigantic arsenal by When they would go to places
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: like Phoenix, he would go to a gun store there
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: and buy like a rocket launcher, and then he would
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: fly it back in his gym bag on the NBA
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: plane because they didn't get searched, and so he would
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: bring that from there to Washington, d C. Which I
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: can imagine has pretty strict gun laws. You know, you
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: probably can't have a fucking RPG.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Imagine if he shot his teammate with a rocket launcher.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Especially overhead. Been this is probably not.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I wrapped, I removed the grenade.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Sitting between ice pats. I didn't crush him yet. So
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: that he claims in the dock that that the reason
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the NBA because they both got suspended for fifty games,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: which was a big suspension at that time. That nobody
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: it was the biggest suspension up to that point. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: think he said it was the biggest suspension up to
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: that point in the history of the NBA.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Damn, I'm surprised you don't just get kicked out of
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: the NBA, which seems you guys know, we have a
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: three strikes policy. Ons in the locker room.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Tried to like it ended up tornadoing his career because
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: then he would you know, he got dropped from the
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: team because you know, Gilbert was a first player All American.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: He was I remember he had back to back fifty
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: point games I think Jesus in a season in that season,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: one of which was against the Lakers. I seem to remember,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: really good player, All Star. But uh, then he had
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: tryouts for other teams and he didn't get picked up,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: and the stench of his gun incident.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: He wasn't good enough to overcome it stayed with him.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And then he went back to Atlanta, where he was
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: constantly getting robbed because he would wear his one hundred
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars earrings and necklaces, you know, just stating as
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: he went to fucking tcby.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: There's no crypt at the yogurt shop to protect.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Them, and so that he got a fucking went to
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: hunt down one of these bad guys that had stolen
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: from him and shot him with an AR fifteen. Oh
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: my god. And that guy was next to a woman
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: who was an innocent bystander, and he shot and killed
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: her and she died. And then he went to prison.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: He killed her and she died.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Both, dude, this guy had a rough hand.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: And then he and then he got joke about his
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: card game legends.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a you got dealt a bad hand.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Well then he then he goes to prison. He sentenced
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: to twenty three years and he gets out after ten
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: because the prosecuting attorney at the time of his sentencing
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: was Dwight Howard's father and gave him a cut a deal.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I think it was that cut a deal with the
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: judge or cut a deal with whomever to say, like,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I know this kid, gave give him up the opportunity
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: to be parolled and put on house arrest after a decade.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: So he only did ten years.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And that's all happened.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: We're shooting and killing an innocent woman and now he's out,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: and what does he do now. I actually didn't finish
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: the doc There were eight minutes left, but that's as
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: far as I got. And by the way, you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: people will get mad at me for spoiling things. These
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: are these are documentaries.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's spoiled document.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: So you didn't finish it, you're just remembering.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: It kind of just gave us a good teaser because
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna watch it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Right And then after that, I'm told Javaris Crittinton actually
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: underwent gender reassignment surgery and became the lover of Dwight Howard.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: That would make most sense who he was accused of
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: with whom he was accused of having Italians Judge, I.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Need you to let my wife out. I need you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: to let my prison wife out.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Does Dwight Howard have a trans child? Am I making
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: that up in my head? Dwayne Wade as a trans child?
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I saw recently an interview of Zaire. It
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: was like for like Fashion Week or some shit like that,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and Zire was like, I want to be a scientist
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: or something like that. It's like they're like, I want
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: to be like a icon like fashion model and a scientist.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh yeah, maybe the fashion model. But everybody
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: knows that women don't succeed in STEM.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: The way podcast is all about women in STEM.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: What is there is there? Did they add a letter
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: to STEM? I saw a school that had a different
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: letter in STEM.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but famously the president of Harvard got
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: right before I got there, got got kicked out for
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: what saying in an interview or an article that women's
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: brains are somehow like less equipped for them to succeed.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: There's a scientific reason why women don't succeed and stem
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: the way that men do.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: These dudes just once they get the science in their head,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: they just can't turn it off. Like he couldn't bite
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: his tongue on that, yeah and be like, no, women
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: are equals to men. Yeah, you had to get it out.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: He had to be like they need to.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Actually, it's just in a fucking at a podium at
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: some Harvard meeting. Yeah, like, dude, just don't say it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: You don't have to say yeah, you.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Just because you think it doesn't mean you have to
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: like make that the hill that you literally die.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I gotta get this out.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: But he ended up having a rebound in his career.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I think he was named like secretary of the Treasury
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: or something at Harvard. No of the golf country. Who
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: was that president of Harvard? Could you look that up?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: President of Harvard in like two thousand and eight, Charles
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Sumner Sumner No.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Sumner sounds like a Civil War ass name.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: And was he replaced.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: By Jucas was when I was there before her Drew
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: was a girl.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What the Barry More.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: In the Summers, Larry Summer, That's who it was, Larry Summers,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Larry Summers.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And he just had to say it. Huh.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy in the Fame in the Facebook movie
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: who by the Winklevoss Twins go and meet with him
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: really about the fact that Zuckerberg has stolen their idea,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, get
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: out of here, dweeds six foot eight, fucking weird ass dudes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I need to get back to disparaging women.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I got busy again too, did On when he was
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: with the when he went on THEO Vont's podcast, he
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: was like, so uh, like shy. He was like, yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: they made like a little movie about it, like acting
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like people didn't know exactly what the fuck they were
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: talking about. Like more people know about Mark Zuckerberg from
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the movie than actually from Facebook.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I it's also I don't know if I would
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: argue a lot of people should have say that that's
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: the best movie that's been made in the last twenty years.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: It's what Quentin Tarantino says. Yeah, I mean that movie
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: is really funning up there.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's up there.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: The first time I saw that movie, I was mind blown. Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, I got to make an app. I
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: got to make an app. Yeah, I try. I was
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: like that. I convinced myself that I was going to
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: get into programming. After that, I took a class in school.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: You would have been a good programmer. How to sucked why?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I would have been fine. I feel like I'm pretty
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: good at problem solving, but the I don't. I don't
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: know if I had.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: But I think you have that sort of analytical brain
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: you liked. You like Minecraft, Yeah, but that's different. There's
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: a big correlation between children who do Minecraft and end
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: up in computer science.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Probably during the Java days more than now Java days
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: would Java. There's two types of Minecraft. Now there's Java,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: which I believe is are maybe I don't even know
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: if Java is still does Minecraft. It's either that or
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: like bricks something fucking.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I think you. I think you would have been good
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: at at programming. I think you have the temperament for it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You had definitely have the next floor you address.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: The way they do blink, at the frequency that they
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: blink at.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: There's Bedrock and Java. Java edition is known for its
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: boding capabilities. That's where the coding comes into play. We
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: tried when we were getting into the Minecraft earlier in
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: the year we were playing. We were trying to build
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a server and it was like you had to like
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: code your own server if you didn't want to pay.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is that I don't have
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: this in me. I tried to do it, and I
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: was like, this is way too advanced.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: That would have been cool. It would have been cool
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: if your background into comedy was coding.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good bit. It's a good plan B,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that's for sure. It's probably the best plan B you
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: could have.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what they used to say to truckers. They
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: were like, learn to code. Yeah, yeah, and truckers took
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: that as a slurn.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Learned to code or hit the road.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever tried to learn how to God? No,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: really you never even never, even for like an hour.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I My brain was so shifted towards reading and history
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: and stuff, yeah, away from math and symbols.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I heard that sixty percent of Harvard graduates are in
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: consulting or finance. That seems high to me, but maybe
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's forty percent. Uh.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: That wouldn't surprise me. I guess that's so nuts.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Finance is like but it's like you could break down
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: like seventy percent of jobs and to be like, oh, yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: you do finance. Like everyone I know does finance, but
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: they all do different things.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: True.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: The most coding I ever did was like changing my
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: MySpace background.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've done. I did. I did a program
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: online that was I believe C plus plus, and then
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I did one in school. But I think I looked
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: up the answers for most of those.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean looked up the answers.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I think I've found some script online.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: That's what's tough is that you can just uh.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: But I mean, if you think about that, it's I'm
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: just being the smartest code or I could be. I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Am not going to waste my time on a code
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: that's already been written for me.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but being able to write your own code from
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: scratch is so fucking It's so foreign to me, like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you own language.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It's not even like a thing that is there is
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: there just normal people who do have another job who
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: just know Oh yeah, but I know code. At the
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: end of the day, people do. But it's got to
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: be such a small group of people, Like, do we
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: know anyone who just like goes home and just cause
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: they can just rip code all night?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I know code, Tyler? Can you?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I thought?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Do you know it is anyone here at the office, Drey.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there are a couple people here that can code.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I wish I knew how to code. That's how you
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: build a sick ass website, knowing how to code. If
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you actually know how to do it, that's how you
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: get like all the other chests.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think at this point there's two. You know,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: you get those template websites like Squarespace. Yeah, they do
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: a pretty nice job. And then uh Ai is gonna
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: just be able to code better than I think most
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: people at some point soon.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Ai makes a lot of mistakes.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, give it some time.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: You ever have to fact check chat gibt everything that's
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: actually not true?
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Frankie caught it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I've caught it dozens of times.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I always catch it. I'm like, are you sure about that?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And then they go, actually, you're right. They're like like
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: they correct themselves, and You're like, aren't you supposed to
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: be right the first time? Isn't it the whole point
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: of this.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It's amazing what you could learn from chat GPT.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Chat GBT learns a lot from me. It's hilarious that
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I'm just bickering with chat GBT. But no, I had
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: to use chat GBT a ton when I was trying
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: to figure out the passport thing. It's the easiest way.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And multiple times I would send them something and they'd
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, this, and I'll be like, that's not
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: that and they'd be like, oh, yeah, you're right, it's this.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Well you're teaching it then, right, But how do they not?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: How does it not now?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Because it's new, it's new, it's a new student.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a Microsoft Microsoft Copilot really exclusively.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: That's nice. How is that you see that they're adding
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: an Apple Apple Intelligence sirie. I think it's just going
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: to turn into JGBT.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It's probably trash.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll probably be great.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: No Microsoft copilots where it's at. I got my micro
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It's got a nice little British voice, of course it does.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: It makes me. It makes it feel so much smarter.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I just know Microsoft co Pilot's not even top three. Ais.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Don't you slap the shit.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I just know it there's no way you could tell
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: me you think that Microsoft pot Copilot's going to be
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: better than Apple Intelligence.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: It is. I know for a fact it is. Isn't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: there a new Microsoft documentary coming out about, like with
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: like Steve Balmer, Bill Gates and their current CEO or
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Is Billy not the CEO? What is he doing now?
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I think he's just.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Covering up his tracks from upisode Island.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, philanthropy, He's just ripping code.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: It's so funny how when you talk about Microsoft, everybody
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: says Bill Gates, Bill Gates, But quietly there's just a
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: couple other guys that are like twenty five billionaires, Like
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Steve Balmer bought the Clippers. I'd never heard of him before. Yeah,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, who's that guy dancing around on stage? Oh,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: he's one of the founders of Microsoft.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: He's the sweatiest founder.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Well, because there's what how many billionaires are there too?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It's it's like two thousand something like that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: It's not so cool anymore, dude.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I was watching a video the other day. You see
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: those Instagram videos where they're like like Tommy smokes it
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: one where it's like oh, we're gonna like they pretend
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to meet up and like, we're gonna go on a jog.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: How many miles are we jogging today?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, and it was one it was and it was
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: a girl. And she meets up with this like older dude,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: probably like forties fifties, and he's like, oh my god.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: He's like, that's going and he's like, I'm thinking we
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: run three miles today. I gotta get back to the office.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, totally fine, and then they start jogging.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: She's like she's like, so tell everyone, like, what do
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you do for work? And he's like, I am the
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: CEO of Blackstone. I was like what and I looked
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: him up. It's worth ten billion dollars.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know what this is. I don't know anything.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: It's like the equivalent to like the like the how
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: much you're paying. It's exactly the equivalent to that.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: But but you but their medium is going for a job.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: They go for a job.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: It would most yes, exactly, both of them went on
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: a jog.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's that's.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: The banner headline. Yes, they both went on jobs.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think either of those guys knew how to job.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I think you get to pick how long you want
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: to go and how fast you go, and you probably
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: also don't run at all.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: They like run while you answer the question.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: No way that. They're just like like, all right, let's
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: bang out these extra these next three. We're done filming.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: We just finished filming. Let's let's run now.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said you were gonna do three.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: And then the coo of Blackstone, It's like, yeah, I'm down.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: They probably had like a black Hawk helicopter following them
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: and making sure that nobody crosses him. His life is
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: probably so valuable. Think about the amount of life insurance
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that a ten billionaire has a lot mm hmmm.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But it's like, dude, so it's like, so that guy
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: just goes out. I mean he probably did something fucked
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: up and then his his the EO was probably like
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: you gotta go do a TikTok video or something, get
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: back in the mix.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It's all these guys are like, I think it's like
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: a viable to be like an internet superstar, Like they
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: get so much wealth and then they like are still
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: not fulfilled. The same thing you were talking about, like
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: we wanted to kill more buffaloes and they're like, oh, actually,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: what I want is to be like a popular person
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: on the internet.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I just don't get like, if you were.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: What, what have I not conquered influencer?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: If you get ready with me as I go, Yeah,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: you walk onto my yacht.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I guess I could see it being fun if it's
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: something you don't do. But it's like you if you
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: were ten billion dollars.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Or you're like, why are you doing that?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: If sixty minutes hit me up and they were like, hey,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: want to come do it, I'd be like, no, I'm
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: gonna go home to my fucking mansion and not speak
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: to anyone.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you play.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Video games on my PC? Ye?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You probably?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I have one. You have a PC
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: that's multiple stacked on top of each other. You want
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: super piec.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: They'd be like supermarket aisles, just lined up next to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I just, for the life of me, I don't even
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: understand why you would want to go on a jog
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: if you were worth ten BILLI if I was worth
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: ten billion dollars, I'm not jogging ever. I'm getting fucking
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: blood transport trans like, I'm just getting everything fixed.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Constantly sometime sometimes you know, jogging is part of the
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: healthy process.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I think if you're ten billion dollars, they can come
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: up with something else. So, yeah, like you just ran,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I think that's running pill. Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's why Mark Zuckerberg rolls jiu jitsu.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I know you're probably right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I ran past the jiu jitsu studio this morning and
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: there was an Orthodox Jewish dude with shaved head and ringlets. Yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and just imagine like getting the ship beat out of you,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like in a some kind of rear naked chokehold and
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: someone's ringlets just like knocking against the side of your
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: head like a ball sack. Just it must be the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: most emasculating way to go down big time, just getting
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: tickled by a ringlet as you get choked out to death.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: There's no way to come out of that. Not anti semitic. Really,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: you know you're gonna losing battle. You either win and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you are anti Semitic, or you lose and you're now
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: anti Semitic result of you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Just to lay down them. You can't fight the Orthodox
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Jewish guy at the So Gracy Jim.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: What it is.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: There's multiple Gracy gyms, all different every Gracie. There's a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: billion Gracie brothers. They all have fucking they have.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: The Gracy gyms are in New York City.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Really, there's one in Brooklyn where I ran past. There's
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: one right by our office.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I might have to get in the mix roll a
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: little bit. I wouldn't hate rolling.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It must be amazing to like roll with Zuck and
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: then and like choke him out in the morning, like
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: just being like a like a painter, a guy who
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: like does like h vac work and then just chokes
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: out Zuckerberg in the morning. You think they make you
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: let him win?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: No, because he definitely doesn't go to a public gym.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: You don't think so.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: He probably thinks he does and probably not.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: It's probably wow, another win, mister, What do you got
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: to because I'm also.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Say, yeah, he thinks he speaks fluent China's flu in Japanese.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: He doesn't speak a lick of it, doesn't speak a word.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Just say Gibbs nodding, laughing at his jokes.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. That's what it's probably like, though,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, what is that comparison? I saw comparison
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: of the day of someone talking about like if you
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: have a million dollars, I think it's eleven months and seconds.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I think a million is eleven months and seconds, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: a billion is thirty years and seconds.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. I don't know if
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: you're exactly saying it right, but I don't know how
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to say it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Comparing money to scale of time.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that's what it was. I think
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: it's like a million is close to a year, and
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: a billion is thirty years.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Every dollars a second. Yeah, yeah, h.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That is a lot.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: And then he was also like, then, imagine like Elon
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Musk has like three hundred.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Billion, right, but the ups and downs of Tesla, true
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: are so extreme that at any moment he loses Multiday.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Are you worried about getting Tesla hate crimed?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: We talked about it before. Have your worries increased at all?
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: No?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: None, have they gone down at all.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I don't drive my Tesla as a message to the
• 37:23
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• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If they don't know that the way that I yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that's true.
• 37:32
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• 37:36
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• 37:41
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• 37:45
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• 40:18
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• 40:22
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• 40:25
  Speaker 2: It's like a shock of lightning.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: A year or two ago, maybe a year and a
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: half ago, I put myself on the wait list for
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: the uh range Drove Electric.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: What were we gonna do if you're gonna if you
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: got selected for that, I don't know, man, I just
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: figured I have no idea when this is actually going
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: to come out, and hopefully I'll have enough money at
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: that time. Is that like early decision to a college,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: like you're locked in.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: No, I think I could pass. But I also had
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: the thought that if I got on that wait list
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: early enough that when it came out and I finally
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: got one, maybe the demand would be so high that
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I could then flip it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, pretty quickly.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Nice, you probably can.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Speaking of here's watching.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: You flip a range Rover and failing at it would
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: be the funniest shit.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I can't see Rover.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: I have to. I'm charging they charged me so much
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: in the garage because it's worth so much as an
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: armed guard.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Just keeping like a three hundred thousand dollars car in
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: the I mean parking garage and Dumbo.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Fundamentally, I do not have the money right now to
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: buy the car should I be allocated one. However, I
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: will say that here's a strategy that I've been told
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: and I've flirted with a couple of times. New York
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Nick's first round of the playoffs, Right, you can buy
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: tickets should they make the NBA finals.
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: As they progress through the playoffs, the hype around their
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: run grows and grows and grows. Of course, so even
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: if you buy those tickets, in the first round on
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: game time. By the time they make the NBA Finals
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: and they've come seven games through the Pacers and now
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: they're facing a team in the finals that will hold
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: ship Nick's first time the we those tickets will be
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: worth a lot more. Yeah, and you can then flip
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: them again on game time. I think that's a pretty
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: good strategy, flipping tickets.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it definitely is. And it's good for game
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: time too.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I think the I think the only downside to any
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: of those types of things is the risk that someone's
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: gonna say, we don't want your tickets.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Then worst comes to worse, you go to a Knicks game.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: That's probably not going to feel as good though, when
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: you're like, this was not the plan. You're sitting courtside
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I was not supposed to be here, but.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I can't believe I have the car and the tickets.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. I really doubled down on the flipping game.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: But you know what, I guess you really need to
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: do this. Houses houses. Everybody flips houses.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: We're going to buy one in a gentrifying neighborhood right
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: on the way up.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Have you ever flip anything like with your sole purpose
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: while you were buying the product to be I'm gonna
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: flip this successfully. Yeah I have once.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I flipped some sneakers.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Actually I have twice. That was similar. I flipped a
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: pair of sunglasses and a jacket.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I flipped some sneakers.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Was it reversible?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: The fuck is now? From FTPIT?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: The clothing brand?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: What was the stand for?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: The stands for fuck the population?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Actually?
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a They were big in like
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: probably like twenty sixteen, and.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: You were they tough to come by.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I bought a pair of the you know, like those
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: uh Kirk Coo band sunglasses, the big white ones with
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: the old lenses.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Like the slotted like stripes across the middle. No, oh,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: there's a Kanye West one.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't flip in those, you know what I'm talking about,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: the Kirk cooband sunglasses. The FTP put out a pair
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: of them, and I think I bought them for like
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: three hundred and sold them for like six hundred.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: How'd you get him?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I literally just got a notification on my like they
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: popped up like I was like on Instagram or something,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: and they dropped right when I opened up the app,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: and I was like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, how'd you have enough money in twenty sixteen
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to do that?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I had, I had jobs, I won, I had thars,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I won the all my money probably.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: On the sneakers app. I always allocated a pair of
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: the Ovo twelves, the White Drake twelves Jordan twelve's, so
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I bought him for retail and then I sold them
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: for how much much? He'sone for probably like nine hundred
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: bucks at the time, and I bought him for like
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: one sixty.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: The jacket, I think I dann near hit a lick
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: on what was it? That was also an ft It
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: was an FTP jacket, Because then I was like, I
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: got the I got the hunger.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a flipper now at the yard and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: There was one that I didn't sell, that wouldn't sell.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: That one I think I made a lot of money
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: on because it was like a nice windbreaker. It was
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: actually a sick jacket. I think I might have worn
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: it around the house a couple of times. I yeah,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I sold it. I sold that one for a lot,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and then I got a crew neck sweatshirt that never
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: sold and I still have it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: But I very rarely is tough.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It's like a small how much how much hundred bones?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: The trick to flipping is that you have to do
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: it with stuff that you don't actually like yourself, because
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: every time I've tried to flip something that I actually liked,
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: I end up just using the profits to buy more
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: of the thing, and then I have this Sophie's choice
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: of deciding whether I want to keep it or flip it. Yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: I was in the I was trying to I was
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: in the flipping game of cocaine for a little bit. Really, Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: I was trying to flip flip it, you know, and
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: I would buy it and then get but I would
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: only just finance my comments there. Yeah, one.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: No good supply is that one? That's know?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: What does he say?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Don't fuck if the cochie think? I'm pretty sure is
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: what he said? Uh? Two dicks and chicks mix or
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: something like that. Have you ever watched those flipping videos
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: of shoes online. That's one of the TikTok types of
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: videos that all love. Those videos.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: They're banging the soles watermelon, see see that see how
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: that's hollow, and you're like, no, it just sounds like
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you're slapping a shoot.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we don't, we don't, we don't want them.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: It's like an eight year old shows up with like
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: clearly like a worn pair of Jordan's that he got
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: at like Walmart for like twenty bucks. Yeah, and either
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: like you got the box. No, they didn't come with
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: a box. And then like the dad standing in the background,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: and it's just some fucking nineteen year old kid just
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: slapping the soul as he's watching.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Best I can do is like and the kids like
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: flip a coin.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are great. I like those. I like watching
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: the card videos too. It really is a lot of
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: those industries are really just fucking younger children out of money.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Dude. When I was twenty three, I think I had
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: a major elbow surgery.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I had to have a.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Breedment of my elbow. They scraped out all this flaking cartilage.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Was it from sports.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, and just had to get all the fucked
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: up cartilage removed. And then they do a microfracture, so
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: they draw all these tiny little holes into the elbow
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: bone and then that creates scar tissue which acts as
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: a viable substitute for cartilage. It's actually really well to surgery.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Shout out doctor Charles Alcheck at the Hospital for Special Surgery.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: How do you remember that?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You don't forget old Check?
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: That was that you were nineteen twenty three?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, how do you don't even remember then? The age
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that he said to the forehand and maybe.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe layoff the old uh old old chack kush so Uh.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: I had that surgery, and I remember in the days
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: following the surgery, they'd given me some painkillers, uh, percocets
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: or you know whatever. I don't know what. I think
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: it was still at a time when you know, before
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: dope sick, so maybe it was even oxy cott. I
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: think it might have been oxy cotton. And I had
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: taken a couple whatever, you know, just the normal prescribed amount.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: And I was walking the streets of New York during
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: the day with my arm and ast sling, and I
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: walked into one of those versions of like a flight club,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: and I saw that they had a pair of the
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Para Norman foam posits. Have you ever seen those? You
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: ever seen those? They were based on They were a
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: limited release based on that show. ParaNorman, I think, or
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: that video, that movie.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not familiar.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: There's no phone positive.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know I know the phone positives.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Yet these were a really limited release and they cost
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: three thousand dollars and they had them in my size,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: and I was a little loopy from my oxycon thing,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: and I said, I'll take those, and I bought them.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: And then a week later I realized what I had done.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You came out of an oxy cotton haze.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: And I was the constipation finally clear.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Fortunately, Yeah, I had not I had not worn them,
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: and I had The way that I opened the box
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: without opening it was I took a hair dryer and
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: I loosened the glue by melting it on one side
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: so that I could open it without pulling the thing,
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: and I could look at the shoes and I would
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: take them out, look at them, touch them and stuff.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: And then as I as the finally as the painkillers,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: as I stopped taking them, I was like, I can't
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: own these. These are too expensive. I can't afford They're
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: a piece of art. So I listed them on eBay
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: three and I took pictures of them, like near my
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: window so they were well lit, but I didn't have
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: much of an eBay profile. I'd never sold anything on there,
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: so a lot of people were messaging me being like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: these don't look real, where's your fucking credibility?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: And uh.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I ended up managing to sell them on to some
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: guy in China for twenty six hundred and he took
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: a four for nothing.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: You know, I would assume I was after desperation or
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: was that your first offer?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: No, I had a lot of offers, but that was
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: the best one.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: But I imagine the shipping to China for them.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: I went to Kinko's, yeah, and paid for all that
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: and hip chipped them.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: How much I got.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know exactly, but I think maybe the buyer
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: paid for the shipping. Either way, I was like, I'll
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: just I just need to get out of this and
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: do damage control. Yeah. So I got out of it
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: and lost four hundred bucks. It's not terrible, No, it
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: could have been worth.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: There is some good weight off your shoulders when you
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: sell something for that.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I also applied this exact same level of thinking to
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: when I was buying crypto. Every time I ever bought crypto,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: I would buy it. It would go up for a second
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: and then it would start sinking and I'd freak out.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Would sell it at a loss, but be like, what
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: a relief I didn't want?
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like cashing out of a bedroom.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: So bad at holding investments, yeah, which is why I don't.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: I don't really do any of my own money stuff.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, investing's tough. I kind of was the same way,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: and then I just stopped looking at it because I
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: would do this day. I would wake up every morning
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: and I would be like, down two hundred bucks today.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: You have to work a little harder.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: That's what you gotta do. Yeah, dude. I had a
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: funny thing happened where this past weekend I was playing
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: that golf course. Yeah, and a guy who was friends
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: with the guy that I'd been set up to play
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: with DMed me and was like, hey, I saw that
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: you're playing again. You're playing golf with this guy. Why
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: don't you and I create a match. I'll give that guy.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: I checked your both your handicaps. I will give you
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: five strokes. He should get five strokes BA based on
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: your handicap differential, but we're also factoring a little bit
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: of that it's his home course. How does that sound
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: if that sound fair? Two hundred bucks? What do you think?
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: I read the message briefly.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I thought this guy was going to be playing golf.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Have I told this story? No? Okay, I thought this
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: guy was going to be playing golf with USh, So
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I like playing golf for money? Yeah, and I agreed.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh yeah, two hundred bucks for a
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: match sounds great, like that'll be fun. I didn't read
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: the whole message. I just thought we would be playing
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: a two hundred dollars match, yeah, which is totally fine
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: with me, and we incorporating handicaps and stuff. After the
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: day ended, he messages me again and he was like,
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: sounds like you whooped him pretty good, and he venmoed
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: me two hundred dollars.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Oh so he was just getting action on your guys game. Correct.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: That's insane, I know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And I ended up because it was a thing where
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: like if he had venmoment requested me, I would be like, dude,
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: what is this for?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he was never even there. No, that's crazy. Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: setting up a pess insane, I know. So do you
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: think he's actually friends with that guy?
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: You think I do, because he would in order for
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: him to have found out who won that match, he
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: would have had to message that guy who told him, yeah,
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Francis actually beat us, and here.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: He would have come to the golf club and laid
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: down three guns on the fucking clubhouse.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: So he was never even That's like.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I really don't. There's so much involved with like like
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: paying up on shit like that, like a dice game,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: or like someone will bet something and people hold up
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: money and you have to like grab all of it
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and like pay out everything, or like if you're just
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: side betting on something, you just have to expect that
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: people are gonna pay. I'm sure that stuff doesn't get
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: paid in the NBA all the time on these like
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: flights and card games.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sure.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Lot's how you so get into trouble.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: And that's how you get into trouble.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: All right, should wrap it up, Stuart.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: What are we at time?
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Lise?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Probably like fifty five.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm into Chicago this maybe this weekend if I
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: if I, if I have them not it's past it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: But I'll be at Zany's Rose Model all weekend. The
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: downtown shows are sold out. Come check it out at
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Punch Up Dot Live Slash Francis alas sweet.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I am in uh Tennessee, coming up Knoxville.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Nice, that'll be fun, ye.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Really nice hairball and I will be in the Ryder
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Cup yahd check out. Give that a whirl?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Is that live?
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I can't remember.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It says you're doing Summerhouse, right.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: And then I'm doing Summerhouse. Yep, she'll be up for.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: That're gonna tear you up?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, big.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Time, absolute to pieces.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Dick's gonna collect mold.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I got dates coming up in fall, Chicago, Nashville, stuff
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: like that. I'll update my website get it up there.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: But I don't even know if I have the ticket
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: links for that yet. But more and more on that
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: to come. All right, Well see you guys. Are you still.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Pissed about not being invited to Ria Marty's wedding?
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. All right, we'll
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: be back next episode.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: Goodbye.
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: No one was a still still not look around? So
• 56:21
  Speaker 11: I looked on to you.
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: Came a rise.
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: I was only falling one way. When I was only
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: falling one bad change? Were drifted? Fool? Who was so?
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: So?
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: Then you need summon? No, I'm coming I'm selling phoning long.
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: I was selling your phone in I was selling your
• 57:16
  Speaker 11: phone in one way. I was selling your phone in line.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Strange.
• 57:38
  Speaker 11: Don't take me, I was saying, falling one way.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: See just a just a the the best fastal papers
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: call it just the No take ju can see.
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: The stem
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Stop